zealot-class

[south grove]

I LOVE MERCYKILLER

AHAHAHAHHAAHAHAH

LONER MERCY KILLER STEALTH

[paper harness]

die

[south grove]

THIS GUY IS INSANE

[jagged cradle]

Mercy killer…

[hallow spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/come-here-kitty-kitten-cat-cat-meme-gif-9842965060322201652

[south grove]

I'm talking about a quickplay user

[gleaming furnace]

What’s wrong with mercy killer :c

[south grove]

not me

[placid fiber]

Jesus you said that and my nose immediately started bleeding

[hallow spindle]

You're safe for now

[spare talon]

Other blessings work with zealot better

[hallow spindle]

Also if you're gonna do mercy killer might as well just go all out crit bleed at that point tf

[spare talon]

You mean all out damage

[pale spindle]

wtf r these comments?

[spare talon]

Precog/riposte/uncanny

[hallow spindle]

yuh

[spare talon]

Which is different from crit bleed

[hallow spindle]

Oh when I'm doing crit bleed I use mercy killer and flesh tearer

[placid fiber]

[paper harness]

https://tenor.com/view/disappointed-cat-upset-annoyed-perturbed-gif-2678264647403754706

[hallow spindle]

[gleaming furnace]

I use

Hatmaker

[hallow spindle]

I already feel the regrets of admitting that

[placid fiber]

Had so much hope for them... and then they broke it...

[gleaming furnace]

(I make hats)

[placid fiber]

If you want bleed to be effective overall you need uncanny

[hallow spindle]

HEY I ONLY BRING THIS TO FUNNY MISSIONS DON'T JUDGE ME

[placid fiber]

Not judging, more jesting. Aside from the uncanny part, since uncanny makes bleed effective against everything

[hallow spindle]

Tbh I didn't know that

[placid fiber]

bleed does 10% damage to crushers

uncanny can make it do 100%

[hallow spindle]

I just wanted something that could give me quick bleed stacks and then heavy spam

[spare talon]

It's perfectly within my god given right to judge you

[hallow spindle]

Judge me?

[placid fiber]

And in all honesty precog is much better than mercy killer, especially for a non-vet, since it is finesse damage which is both crit and weakspot damage

[hallow spindle]

ngl with vet I like using a tac axe

[spare talon]

What are you deliberately stacking bleed on for MK when you can just stab them anyway

[hallow spindle]

bleed and crit

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[spare talon]

What ENEMY tho

[south grove]

@hard nexus isn't binging w/ babish a youtube channel

[hallow spindle]

I'm self taught and then ask you guys later lol

[placid fiber]

the primary enemy that's going to survive a crit weakspot from a knife is a crusher and maybe a mauler

[spare talon]

Most enemies die in 1-2 hits from knife hits anyway

[placid fiber]

and monsters obviously

[hallow spindle]

You could literally look through my past messages and half of them are asking Hey is this build good being clueless

[spare talon]

You can just run precog and be able to have that bonus damage on the first hit, with the bonus being doubled on a crit

[high ibex]

Bro about to cook up the most succulent houndsteaks

[hallow spindle]

More enjoyment when you find the broken stuff

[placid fiber]

Not trying to come off as a jerk, but, in general we are working towards helping even if it comes off as being snide or "elitist"

[hallow spindle]

Nah it's the vets that come off elitists lol

[south grove]

fuck...

dc again

[hallow spindle]

I asked them for help about a marksmans focus build I made cause I wanted to use it for penance and I shit you not "middle path better"

[placid fiber]

This is a decent build for a momentum knife

[shadow ore]

uncanny and riposte on knife or no?

[spare talon]

lets see you say that again when someone comes in here saying "i use a full bleed build, fleshtearer lacerate knife"

[paper harness]

precog riposte

[placid fiber]

Is this a good piety one?

[shadow ore]

aight ty

[spare talon]

thats one of the ideal combos
ideal knife is your personal pick of precog/riposte/uncanny

all work just fine
im a fan of precog/riposte tho too

[shadow ore]

ah kk ty for the info

[hallow spindle]

Lmao

[hallow spindle]

How do you feel about the word hammarty still?

[spare talon]

https://tenor.com/view/green-cat-vorparian-cat-crying-alien-cat-cat-gif-949635496488872474

[hallow spindle]

I will make my mark on this community

by bringing the hammarty sandwich

[placid fiber]

makes me think you have someone name marty and then also ham stuffed in a sandwich

[hallow spindle]

marty mc ham fly is my favourite character from return to the present

[spare talon]

@obsidian prairie THIS DRAGON MAKES ME WANT TO KILL MYSELF !!!!!!!

[hallow spindle]

I think my brain is melting from sleep deprivation or a psykers bs

[placid fiber]

cole rn ^

[spare talon]

HELLO YES I LOVE INSTANT MAX DEBUFF FOR THE PARTY AND MAX BUFF FOR THE BOSS AND ALSO A MAGIC REFLECTING BARRIER

EVERY

FUCKING

TURN

[placid fiber]

That sounds like a final fantasy boss, but, on sterroids

Like one of the special ff1 bosses, but, ramped all the fucking way up

[spare talon]

this is a story boss

[placid fiber]

[hallow spindle]

darksouls no hit run lvl 1 using a stick

[placid fiber]

might be easier than what cole is doing lol

[hallow spindle]

real

[spare talon]

if i take 1 turn to nullify stat debuffs, get rid of the magic blocking barrier at the cost of it consuming 2 turns, i then have 1 turn to do something

[placid fiber]

that boss sounds like cancer

and I fought bed of chaos...

[hallow spindle]

sounds like something a DM would give you after you pissed them off for the past 5 sessions

[placid fiber]

and watched bed of kalimeet

[spare talon]

AND TURN ORDER IS CURRENTLY SET TO WHERE I LITERALLY DCANT DO ANYTHING USEFUl

https://tenor.com/view/this-fucking-sucks-crying-girl-tears-of-joy-clapping-danny-devito-gif-12766761978490409957

[placid fiber]

which was in a dark souls randomizer... where bed of chaos was replaced with kalimeet... but kalimeet woke up the bed of chaos tree...

[placid fiber]

Also: Gaping dragon is better than Manus

(cause gaping dragon can damage manus, but, manus can't damage the gaping dragon)

[hallow spindle]

Aight Imma return to the warp enjoy making fun of cole

[placid fiber]

I wasn't making fun of Cole...

[hallow spindle]

sure

you could though

[placid fiber]

This was closer to making fun of cole than anything I did tonight, and that was Dough's suggestion

That being said, this I am happy with how it turned out.

Anyway my nose stopped bleeding, so I'm going to bed. >.<'

[lunar fable]

why is this in my recommended

i still don't even know who this guy is

[visual stream]

4chan immigrant who nestled himself into DT community

or iFunny

[paper harness]

He’s right though

Precog has always been better

[visual stream]

Not saying anything on the take, he's just cringe

I would if I used weapons with uncanny frequently but those weapons are mostly meta slop

[hard nexus]

yah

enclavum baross

was kind of a boring enclavum barross run

tbh

[visual stream]

I forgot he exists, I should watch him more

[obsidian prairie]

The ice baby? Pretty tame for dragons, it’s second phase is easier

[south grove]

@hard nexus I need to restart the game

[acoustic dune]

ey meow

[hard nexus]

kk

[south grove]

frame rate is at like

[paper harness]

Tintin mogged

[acoustic dune]

can i meow with ya?

[south grove]

3 rn

[spare talon]

the extra turns means theyre always at max defense and attack, im always at max debuffs, and they always have a magic barrier

on hard difficulty

[acoustic dune]

(i am lonely)

[merry flume]

https://tenor.com/view/fergalicious-fergie-time-sexy-dancing-gif-17469186

[hard nexus]

oh my god i just realized how much damage that zealot took

that was a stealth loner knife zealot

lmfao

[spare talon]

my damage is reduced by over 8x against him

[obsidian prairie]

The other 3 are worse

Worry not

[paper harness]

He needs a carry

[merry flume]

worry, rot

[obsidian prairie]

Well maybe not the the fire and ice one but

The other are worse

[acoustic dune]

yes

[spare talon]

the only archetype that has a realistic method of dealing damage AND removing debuffs is WEAK TO FUCKING ICE

https://tenor.com/view/this-fucking-sucks-crying-girl-tears-of-joy-clapping-danny-devito-gif-12766761978490409957

[hard nexus]

yall

[paper harness]

Use a better build perhaps you would do better

[hard nexus]

thoughts on this build

[paper harness]

[hard nexus]

ohg

sure

[paper harness]

Suicide

[acoustic dune]

nah my build is peak

bc its fun

[paper harness]

Knify tier build

[spare talon]

im legit forgoing the notion of magic
and making a phys damage only party
so i can ignore the magic barrier

[obsidian prairie]

I used charge/berserker systhesis to drop 2k every other turn

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/pawsome-oreo-cat-awesome-great-job-good-gif-17913462

[hard nexus]

fs code is in my nickname

just join thru it

[obsidian prairie]

Magic res is capped at 85%

[acoustic dune]

loadoing

[hard nexus]

@merry flume we're gonna have 2 carry them both

depending how high u are

[acoustic dune]

the thing is loading

like crazy

[hard nexus]

i may have 2 carry all 3 of u

[south grove]

one day meow... one day

[acoustic dune]

thank you poop tide

[hard nexus]

unless i dont play for like

3 months

and on my first game back

MAYBE

maybe

you could

[south grove]

but would you lose?

[hard nexus]

but also if u dump

1200+ hours

i was playing with sage

and she said

[merry flume]

https://tenor.com/view/parasyte-lock-in-locked-in-serious-meme-gif-13189278796605253304

[hard nexus]

"i dont think ill ever be that good"

when she saw me playing

was kinda funny

[left hare]

anyone help xbox and steam friends are acting funny since the new update any help?

[paper harness]

You will never be the carry

[jagged cradle]

Gl

[spare talon]

i saw the kit then decide to do this

the the fucking BOSS

SAID NO YOU FUCKING MORON

FROSTBITE FOR YOU AND YOUR ENTIRE BLOODLINE
RIGHT ON THE TURN I WAS GOING TO CAST IT

[paper harness]

Cole get on darktide

My hunger for diamantine is unending

[copper hawk]

YOUR CARRY

Has arrived,,

[jagged cradle]

I also hunger for diaman

[copper hawk]

Nyaaahahaha..

[south grove]

one day...

[paper harness]

They are full

[south grove]

kill cica

harvest skin

make couch

[paper harness]

Drop plasma and the knife and perhaps you will get there

Tintin is a nazi?

[south grove]

shoveling

[obsidian prairie]

Reasons why I keep 10 of every debuff cure item

[south grove]

huh????

[copper hawk]

id choke u out

lil freak

[spare talon]

he inflicted it on basilio 3x in a row

every turn

[obsidian prairie]

Yeah

[spare talon]

i never got a chance to use it before heat riser wore off

[obsidian prairie]

He is somehow weak to it or something

I think it’s his shitty as luck or smth

[spare talon]

he just missed

he just missed

he just missed

he just missed

he just missed

[thick steeple]

with shroudfield and knife, do you guys use momentum or blazing piety

[paper harness]

@copper hawk come play

[spare talon]

yeah no this just doesnt work

[vague depot]

Are you available to stream

[spare talon]

im not going to bother trying to set up a hard hitting synth

im spending so many turns just trying to make it work

[median steeple]

I wish nurgle in TW was more fun to play as

[copper hawk]

tomorrow

my internet is currently like 480 kb/s

tomorrow my verizon puck/home wifi thing will come in the mail

and i'm gonna use it in lieu of functioning internet

sorrgy :p

[honest burrow]

Is one Eviscerator better over the other or is it personal preference?

[copper hawk]

uh

idk

they both do different things

so yah it's preference

[honest burrow]

Which one does what specifically?

[drifting wolf]

mk15 is the more commonly used of the two, has better single target and a simple moveset

[copper hawk]

the mk3 is a horde clearer with a versatile moveset

[drifting wolf]

^

[copper hawk]

it has less options for blessings though in terms of what's useful

rampage and sav sweep is generally bis

[tame mirage]

omg i woke up

[copper hawk]

light attacks on the evis are capped at 4 targets. they can cleave more, but will only damage 4 per cleave

[tame mirage]

hello

[copper hawk]

both evis' have this issue

haaaaaai oooomfie

:3

[tame mirage]

hewwwoooo

[copper hawk]

the blahaj and the shitten have made it to the deployment site,,

[tame mirage]

oooo

[copper hawk]

they r proud us armie shork,,

[tame mirage]

awesome..

[honest burrow]

Which two handed weapon has decent horde clear, but can primarily destroy bigger enemies?

[vague depot]

Alright thanks

[copper hawk]

uh

crusher?

[drifting wolf]

crusher

[vague depot]

Thammer

[copper hawk]

idk

i'd say the heavy sword

[drifting wolf]

that too

[copper hawk]

but that's cuz i'm biased and love the heavy sword

it struggles against armor

[vague depot]

Crusher if you want more balance

[copper hawk]

meow's wpn is the evis

she knows a lot about them

mine is the hs..

[vague depot]

Thammer if you just really wanna kill big things

[copper hawk]

i know nothin about them..

i just love the evis..

[south grove]

meow and knify are bullying me

[vague depot]

Damn

[south grove]

I'm taking 0 damage tho

[copper hawk]

i wish i could play w u guys..

[south grove]

no friendly fire allowed

[copper hawk]

left alone..

tell dem i said hai..

[jagged cradle]

What’s stopping you from?

[copper hawk]

bad internet

[jagged cradle]

Ah

That sucks

No oomfies to play with

[copper hawk]

U suck !!

Nyahahahahahaah !!

[jagged cradle]

I don’t suck I blow !!!

You’re the one that sucks

[copper hawk]

damn right i do

[jagged cradle]

That’s what I thought

[honest burrow]

Thanks for the information, I appreciate it.

[jagged cradle]

Vitale info

I’ll keep it in my memory forever

[copper hawk]

@honest burrowdo u want my hs buildz,,

[honest burrow]

Yes, I'd love to try all sorts out to see what meshes with me best.

[copper hawk]

https://darktide.gameslantern.com/builds/9d34db3c-4ba5-4ce4-9df1-956e154251eb/thing-that-works-for-some-gloopin-reason

silly build

generally u want to run IJ with the heavy sword

https://darktide.gameslantern.com/builds/9d422661-125b-4083-9509-4f8394bb140d/pub-carrier

this is the build i use rn

for funsies

i dont run twbs on it since i don't rlly need it anymore w the hs

[copper hawk]

https://darktide.gameslantern.com/builds/9d5b8cc1-fd85-4229-a420-d6b5357d257a/snoozeful-sleepy-heavy-sword-training-wheels-build

[acoustic dune]

again fix audio when

[copper hawk]

does the game reset ur settings on launch now

[paper harness]

are you playing

lmao

[copper hawk]

im going to try

[south grove]

it reset on the last patch

[copper hawk]

it finished updating

[south grove]

so yea

[acoustic dune]

omg cica gaming

[copper hawk]

i am playin w ass ping rn

i doubt it'll work

[south grove]

brought performance improvements

[copper hawk]

@honest burrow
https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/iSosFsHfIzhsOo8i4?invite=cr-MSxUbzgsMjA0MjU2ODk0LA
https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/iSosFsHfIzhsOo8i4?invite=cr-MSw4Y3ksMjA0MjU2ODk0LA
https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/iSolyVfJJpN5dUCPf?invite=cr-MSxxc2IsMjA0MjU2ODk0LA

[hard nexus]

@south grove

https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/iYp51erRHbnMxW93H?invite=cr-MSxjRkUsMjA0ODY2MDQ3LA

[south grove]

fucked up my scoreboard

[copper hawk]

this is how u deal w certain enemies

[south grove]

meow

post it

[hard nexus]

ur like me but with

hsword

instead of evis

[paper harness]

knify moment

[copper hawk]

alright

gonna see how awful this is gonna be

[hard nexus]

https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/iYoXKtrWSSP-a2Vr5?invite=cr-MSxlbUMsMjA0ODY2MDQ3LA

[south grove]

how do I build a uhhh

mk 4 chainaxe

I forgot

I made a new one

one for mk 12 one for mk 4

this is on vet if that changes anything

[paper harness]

slaughterer headtaker

[south grove]

flak elite?

[hard nexus]

@acoustic dune https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/iYpXSVlmYdxom7TaT?invite=cr-MSxQYnIsMjA0ODY2MDQ3LA

[copper hawk]

yah the lag is unplayable

[south grove]

perk is the main thing I mix up

[copper hawk]

womp womp

[hard nexus]

very very sad

[copper hawk]

:p

[hard nexus]

https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/iYpOpURTIwnAvfyIA?invite=cr-MSxYVUssMjA0ODY2MDQ3LA

[copper hawk]

no toys w cica for some moons

[hard nexus]

brocken

[copper hawk]

did the game reset ur guys' fov as well ??

[hard nexus]

isnt the puck going 2 help

?

yeah

[copper hawk]

what fov do u play at meow ?

[hard nexus]

max

[south grove]

I took 0 damage

[copper hawk]

i forgot which one i played at

[south grove]

I love VoC

[copper hawk]

what's max?

[hard nexus]

https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/iYq2XqTpBGp8XhAJ8?invite=cr-MSx5SlMsMjA0ODY2MDQ3LA

[copper hawk]

is it vfov 90?

[copper hawk]

ohg

ugh

this stinks

[hard nexus]

https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/iYq3Cj7G6ZKI7gO1w?invite=cr-MSxtclAsMjA0ODY2MDQ3LA

[south grove]

flak elite???

[copper hawk]

i dont remember what fov i played at

[south grove]

answer please

[copper hawk]

i play at fov 90 on tf2

[south grove]

I need help 😭

[hard nexus]

brb

[hard nexus]

what build should i run

:3

[south grove]

help help help

[hard nexus]

no idea

[hard nexus]

this is shit

[opaque island]

ill give you credit, that slide into throwing knife against hte sniper was slick

[south grove]

should I put last point into stam regen delay

or like

[hard nexus]

(i havent looked at it)

[south grove]

toughness reduction

[south grove]

this is cole's build -1 point

wdym

[hard nexus]

.

you just got

TROLLED

smartphOWNED.com

[hard nexus]

youll like this clip

hold on

[south grove]

would stam regen delay or toughness damage reduction be better

[hard nexus]

https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/iD8i5IrY1xv6b3K4C?invite=cr-MSxPV08sMjA0ODY2MDQ3LA

[hearty nebula]

TDR

[hard nexus]

stam regen delay

vet needs it

and plus u already have VoC

so

youll be fine on that front

[hearty nebula]

oh he meant veteran

yeah stam

[south grove]

put worn entrenching tool back into the commodore fatshark

please

[opaque island]

nice throw comrade, you should study kinematics with how good you are at those throws

[south grove]

disgusting!!!

ewughhh

[hard nexus]

those r nothing

https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/iKFJAvER879odvuTE?invite=cr-MSxmM1gsMjA0ODY2MDQ3LA

this is my record throw

[south grove]

@paper harness this is knify's curios

[hard nexus]

https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/iEATxoAJJ36JHvpgm?invite=cr-MSxWcWwsMjA0ODY2MDQ3LA

[south grove]

please kill him

[jagged cradle]

Why do you have so many knife clips

[opaque island]

did you have faith it would hit or were you ready to dodge?

[hard nexus]

https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/iASyxqIUh2OGWVtiy?invite=cr-MSxMTUIsMjA0ODY2MDQ3LA

damn this clip was 200 levels ago

[gleaming furnace]

Ok those perks aren’t even in the same order on every curio

Literally unusable

[hard nexus]

because its like my own version of MLG compilations

[south grove]

CDR on zealot curios:

sprint eff on zealot:

[hard nexus]

a bit of both

[paper harness]

and he sucks

yeah

[gleaming furnace]

AT LEAST STACK THEM IN ASCENDING ORDER OF LENGTH FROM TOP TO BOTTOM

[nimble fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/avatar-the-last-airbender-fire-earth-wind-water-gif-24164498

[opaque island]

why so many stamina curios?

[hard nexus]

it irks me

that

[opaque island]

it seems.... useless

[hard nexus]

there isnt a knife in ur hand

[opaque island]

ive never had stamina problems

[hard nexus]

when u use throwing knives

[south grove]

I'm not one to be allowed to complain

[jagged cradle]

Fair enough they are pretty cool clips

[opaque island]

well never is a strong word

[south grove]

I ran 9 stam on vet until dorn sent me death threats

[opaque island]

but very rarely had stamina problems

[hard nexus]

https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/izZXq5QdAaOIaL9QF?invite=cr-MSxQZ0osMjA0ODY2MDQ3LA
https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/iA0nBJoDuAGD273xA?invite=cr-MSw3QWksMjA0ODY2MDQ3LA

these were in the same game

[jagged cradle]

Lmao

Yeah seems about right

[opaque island]

im just happy to see knives being used for this and not killing 10 ragers in a row

[jagged cradle]

Gotta keep a balance

[opaque island]

and i mean literally in a row all with one knife

im pretty sure i saw cole post a clip of that

[jagged cradle]

Who’d run man stopper tknifes

[hard nexus]

i frequently use knives on singular shooters and groaners im ngl

it just

[opaque island]

tknife should not be able to do things like THAT or even touch crushers imo

[hard nexus]

feels right

[jagged cradle]

Uncanny go burr

[hard nexus]

oh u mean the manstopper knife

yeah

[candid silo]

So like whats the general consensus on the best all around zealot melee

[opaque island]

that is why i dont like tknife

[candid silo]

I like the chain axe & evicorator

[jagged cradle]

Dueling sword

[hard nexus]

general purpose? mk13g chainsword, crusher,

[spare talon]

currently duelling sword is beyond overpowered

[hard nexus]

uhm

well yah ds is OP but its horde clear is ass

[spare talon]

like
to an unfun degree

[hard nexus]

n they asked for all around

[spare talon]

true

crusher is probably the best generalist imo

[hard nexus]

yeah

well

idk

mk13g with crit cdr chastise

i think can beat it out

[gleaming furnace]

That’s so weird to read

Kinda tho

[spare talon]

shock mauls too, crusher is overall better but you may vibe with the shock mauls more, despite being relatively similar

[hard nexus]

mk13g chainsword is fucking broken lmfao

[gleaming furnace]

Lies

[hard nexus]

the only thing holding it back is it needs a crit to stagger a crusher on a rev

[south grove]

He never sleeps, the judge. He is dancing, dancing. He says that he will never die.

[candid silo]

Man that pfp gets me noticed everywhere

I never stop dancing indeed

[hard nexus]

never stop

swaggin

[candid silo]

I love this community already

[hard nexus]

im the only good one here

[obsidian prairie]

You have yet to see the malice

[candid silo]

X to doubt

[south grove]

malice boy

[candid silo]

U right tbh

[south grove]

summon thee

[hard nexus]

it gets bad,,,,

[hard nexus]

oh speaking of malice

[hard nexus]

dont listen to anything dorn says, he only plays malice

[paper harness]

knifey was really the original nade all along

[south grove]

dorn is about to flay this woman alive

[paper harness]

you should leave

[hard nexus]

epic FAIL

[hard nexus]

poopy maelstrom

@merry flume @south grove @acoustic dune

me going 2 go rot in bed methinks

[hard nexus]

i hope you explode

[nimble fiber]

u did say u were tired

[hard nexus]

im

always tired

[candid silo]

[nimble fiber]

bedge

[hard nexus]

i dont think i have work tomorrow though so

we r so back

[opaque island]

"i only play sedition all the other difficulties are too hard" - Dorn 2024

[hard nexus]

yeah

he said that in vc yesterday

can confirm

[paper harness]

im going to have both of you lazored

[hard nexus]

should i rename my zealot to seditionslvt

LMFAO

i forgot about lazor

and that whole

situation

[spare talon]

what situation

[south grove]

https://tenor.com/view/plasma-shrimp-ror2-shrimple-risk-of-rain2-gif-25604359

[obsidian prairie]

Huh

[hard nexus]

ill dm u

[spare talon]

plasma (sleeper agent activated, nerf all vets)

[hard nexus]

i will dm u too

[south grove]

gimme gimme

[hard nexus]

u absolute grub

not even a grublord

[candid silo]

Grublord

[hard nexus]

no

[candid silo]

no

[hard nexus]

there r grubs and there r grublords

[median steeple]

can I get a dm please.....

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/908476894045937664/1291815590297866331/ezgif-7-8f58465034.gif

yippie !

[opaque island]

https://tenor.com/view/man-running-out-of-restaurant-man-eating-man-eating-and-running-cartoon-eating-cartoon-man-running-gif-24721662

[candid silo]

Can i please get a waffle

[spare talon]

may i have a water
may i please have a water

[jagged cradle]

I have some right here

[median steeple]

waar

[hard nexus]

guys

so

do

do

[opaque island]

just go to your kitchen and get some

[nimble fiber]

aqua

[hard nexus]

do i rename

[candid silo]

So like whats yalls go to shooty thing for zealot

[acoustic dune]

whats the drama meow?

[median steeple]

erm

[hard nexus]

my zealot to seditionslvt

[nimble fiber]

lmao

[median steeple]

freaky DMs

[hard nexus]

oh my god

[opaque island]

I play vet when i want to shooty

[hard nexus]

im going 2 explode

[candid silo]

F r e a k y

[south grove]

@rocky nacelle #darktide-driptide message

[acoustic dune]

my sister in chirst i just came back

[south grove]

someone stole your drip

[dusky moon]

been seeing a lot of thunder hammer boss killer builds, kinda wanna try that

[hard nexus]

paradise stole that from me

and i stole that from cousin okri

[opaque island]

https://tenor.com/view/solo-leveling-statue-smile-solo-leveling-statue-smile-gif-2074285987229653283

[dusky moon]

how would i go about that?

[jagged cradle]

I don’t see why not

[south grove]

just an IJ build

add on desperation

[dusky moon]

idk what that means

[south grove]

and purge the unclean

[south grove]

the talent

desperation

[dusky moon]

what stat do i want for 60 on the hammer?

[opaque island]

this is mine, if you want MORE damage shroudfield is better from what i hear

[opaque island]

and si is my hammer

[hard nexus]

greivous wounds to reach rager stagger BP on heavy attacks

[candid silo]

P u r g e t h e u n c l e a n

[hard nexus]

defenses

[dusky moon]

i also perfer throwing knife

[candid silo]

Based

[paper harness]

@acoustic dune washed

[hard nexus]

just take my build

[hard nexus]

ur so mean to knify

and for what

so what if they suck a little bit

[candid silo]

So yall tryna play tmr or what

[hard nexus]

do u play auric

[candid silo]

I mean i can

[south grove]

he tried to burster me so many time lol

[hard nexus]

i only play aurics

[south grove]

can't even do that properly

[hard nexus]

LOL

damn

[south grove]

only you got me once

and I didn't take damage bc VoC absorbed it perfectly

[opaque island]

does shroudfield still equal boss instakills? I just like my talent build for the survivability on top of still good damage

[hard nexus]

i dont mind carrying u thru an auric if u dont think ur good enough for them

its what i just did with knify

and to a lesser extent, tintin

[candid silo]

Good to know

[hard nexus]

shroudfield damage isnt needed

[south grove]

I didn't make a sticker out of you yet...

[opaque island]

look, everybodies got bad days

[hard nexus]

with purge the unclean and unyielding, youll deal like

idek

a shit ton

of damage to a boss

[paper harness]

6 stamina and still cant run away from the enemies fast enough lol

[candid silo]

W h e n t h e

[south grove]

https://tenor.com/view/plasma-shrimp-ror2-shrimple-risk-of-rain2-gif-25604359

[hard nexus]

learn 2 fly

[jagged cradle]

Like a penguin ?

[hard nexus]

you do not get the reference

[jagged cradle]

You going to explain it ?

[hard nexus]

it’s an old flash game

[jagged cradle]

Then yes I do get the reference

Why do you think I said penguin

[worn pulsar]

do throwing knives count as firing a shot for up close and personal pennance

[misty nova]

Afaik you can use your blitz so it should be safe

But I'll understand if you don't want to try and see

[worn pulsar]

alright i just randomly weapon swapped and fired

gg

[copper hawk]

Srry i was getting my msv all set up

I got a medium and it's too big :< even when tight

And when im wearing my uniform

Cant fit around my waost

Waist

Or, well, is too big

It hangs out awkwardly.. wish id asked 4 a smol,,

[mighty root]

🔥

[south grove]

I need a sticker of you too

I have one of cica, one of knify

[mighty root]

What would it be

[paper harness]

I’m smoking rn

[south grove]

bald smoking man

[paper harness]

Why is there coherency regen on the curios

[south grove]

ask the guy

he ain't me

[fleet zealot]

I'm GONNA EXPLODE

I'mS O GOOD AT BROTATO

GOD

[paper harness]

More phra/ogrynomicon cringe

[south grove]

I forgot phra was a thing

[fleet zealot]

damage is dump stat, need stagger to CC enemies or we all die

AND the damage chorus node? lol

[south grove]

thammer dump is damage????

or am I too gullible

[paper harness]

man you are fucking stupid

[obsidian prairie]

Actual munchkin

[spare talon]

https://tenor.com/view/this-fucking-sucks-crying-girl-tears-of-joy-clapping-danny-devito-gif-12766761978490409957

[fleet zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/nodding-soyjak-pissluffare-soy-gif-25061889

[obsidian prairie]

TWO OF THEM

[fleet zealot]

it's not so bad looks at mod scores Oh my goodness

[fleet zealot]

i think that is a melk buy

tho the perks suck ass

[paper harness]

babysitting tintin

[obsidian prairie]

Melk forces high roll blessings

[fleet zealot]

so i'll defend the deimos

[fleet zealot]

yea they manually went riposte precog

which isn't the worst pair on deimos

not the best

[obsidian prairie]

Then they would've changed the perks

either way

[fleet zealot]

might have looked at t1 perks

decided it wasn't useful

[obsidian prairie]

would you really buy a damage dumped deimos

[worn pulsar]

does flamer count as firing a shot for the close and personal penance

[fleet zealot]

if i was level 1 force swords yea

lol

[spare talon]

if you pull the trigger with your gun, you fail the penance

[south grove]

@paper harness wrpmg bittpm

[misty nova]

Damage is never, never and I mean never the dump stat
Anyways you want to dump damage on the Flamer

https://tenor.com/view/lighters-burn-flameon-face-smoking-gif-13122614

[visual stream]

If you don't believe it look at my pfp

https://tenor.com/view/shrimp-as-that-clash-royale-hee-hee-hee-haw-gif-25054781

[jagged cradle]

Hey guys pick a number 1-3

[visual stream]

2

[jagged cradle]

Vet it is

[obsidian prairie]

Holy shit emps gave me a quickplay evisc

[paper harness]

according to people here that is meta

[south grove]

tintin bad

washed

I should've taken swap speed w/ boltgun

[paper harness]

mogged

scrubtin

[rocky nacelle]

noobnoob

[tame mirage]

i am alive

wowo

[nimble fiber]

hello alive how u doin

[tame mirage]

🥺

[south grove]

hi alive

I'm dad

[tame mirage]

😞

[obsidian prairie]

Giving IJ an actually serious second try

on hs 7

[tame mirage]

how the fuck

is this possible

in 35min

[acoustic dune]

with determination

[south grove]

granted I died doing the auspex

[obsidian prairie]

I love vet players I love vet players!!!!!!

[violet hornet]

What in the fuck

Suppression maxing

[obsidian prairie]

Oh god oh fuck two wounds

[paper harness]

me when i disconnect every 20 seconds and still mog tintin

[long oasis]

marty mcmartyrface

[copper hawk]

Noobs..

Tje bennies kicked in,,

I am..,, eepful,,

[paper harness]

@south grove you focus on trash and shooting elites over specialist targeting

[south grove]

sorry

I'll be more careful.

[copper hawk]

Bad boy.

[paper harness]

horrific internet issues rn

[copper hawk]

It's me

Srry

Im chewin on the wires

https://tenor.com/view/cat-bite-cat-stupid-stupid-cat-bite-gif-25168895

[gleaming hamlet]

So, i don't know how to play Zealot. I still think i'm decent considering that i saved my team.

[obsidian prairie]

interesting

[gleaming hamlet]

BUT, any tips with the Heavy Evis?

[obsidian prairie]

If only ogryn weapons didn't have the most ass finesse known to man

[gleaming hamlet]

How's this with the Heavy Eviscerator?

Like i said, i'm new to Zealot, but I already know how to melee like really crazy!

3 3 3 Stamina too.

[paper harness]

cringe

[spare talon]

also 1 +3 stamina is all you need

stack more into toughness, since zealot shits it out like no tomorrow, and the build you have already has more than 50% tdr, so the more you have the further itll take you

[jagged cradle]

It’s impressive how quickly you do these

[misty ravine]

"Wot's finesse? Dat some new kinda ration?"

[gleaming hamlet]

The 3 3 3 Stamina is staying. It's a habit i've been keeping since my Vet.

[spare talon]

neuron activation

https://tenor.com/view/gambling-jambling-gamblecore-burning-in-hellfire-screaming-gif-17846281577290593447

[spare talon]

zealot already has a much lower stam regen delay, and a much higher stam regen rate, which is why stam isnt nearly as much of an issue as it is on vet

[gleaming hamlet]

Also 3 3 3 Stamina Ogryn.

[plush estuary]

zealgryn

[jagged cradle]

No just no

[paper harness]

9 stam is why tintin is so bad

[plush estuary]

thats what I use

[gleaming hamlet]

Hey, you guys have not seen me play Ogryn. Anywho

[gleaming hamlet]

Thanks! Going to run this.

[violet hornet]

Doesn't ogryn already have a huge stamina cap for just about every melee weapon?

[gleaming hamlet]

I block a lot.

[obsidian prairie]

Yes

[paper harness]

block too much

[violet hornet]

Block is shit

[gleaming hamlet]

Which is why i love Stamina.

[obsidian prairie]

Don't do that

[spare talon]

9 stam on zealot is the "im a god at this game and will take 0 damage by the end of this game" or "i am going to die very fast" build

[obsidian prairie]

Go play vermintide if you want to block everything

[paper harness]

explains the damage taken

[spare talon]

wait
did you originally take desperation with 3x+3 stams

[gleaming hamlet]

Of course! Gassing out all of the time from long sprints.

[light badge]

3 VoC plasma vets in the auric pub

[gleaming hamlet]

Lol

[obsidian prairie]

Maybe I should try HS 9

Also

fuck burgles

[light badge]

do not fuck burgles

[obsidian prairie]

Got so close to clutching a game and a fucking burgle

AAAAAA

[violet hornet]

Wat dat mouf do

[obsidian prairie]

Luckily that ogryn with the dumbass cleaver joined but like

Hate

WOrse boss

[light badge]

they have holes owning many instruments of krunching and deztrukshun

[violet hornet]

Simply magdump puncture bolter

[obsidian prairie]

I have a laspistol

Which is decent at killing them but like

Not incredible

I need one, but poor

[violet hornet]

Hsword laspistol is not a combo I would be taking

[obsidian prairie]

Fcuk it we ball crushers can't touch me

[violet hornet]

Unless I was sure someone else had carapace covered at least

Fotf hsword 7 can take a crusher but not a pack

Infernus laspistol probably decent vs a burgle tho

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/hard-being-epic-world-of-fail-lego-joker-gif-23099853

[violet hornet]

Odd how 1 year ago burgle was blessing of nurgle and beast of nurgle was bon but now they have swapped

[mystic ether]

How is crusher with defences at 60%?

[spare talon]

ideal

[visual stream]

Burgle or a chaos spawn are so fucking annoying when you're trying to clutch

Chaos spawn better but still annoying if the director is spamming you

[south grove]

Did we just get mogged by a level 37 zealot????

[violet hornet]

Tried to clutch a 3veg the other day and director gave me 4 consecutive bosses in groups of 2 right next to a dh spawn

[violet hornet]

Gyat dayumn

[jagged cradle]

What’s the dump stat on the heavy sword again

[violet hornet]

Defense

[south grove]

defences

[jagged cradle]

Alright good to know

[south grove]

@paper harness what happened?

[paper harness]

Internet pretty fucky

[lost pumice]

So ive used DS with psyker and it is more a side arm for elites. With zealot can you use it for horde clear? Or so I need to bring a gun for that?

[south grove]

never horde clear with a gun

dorn will rip you in half

[lost pumice]

Flamer is what I was thinking

[south grove]

flamer dsword is cole's combo

[spare talon]

10 flamer ammo can remove a horde from the game

[plucky gate]

i fucking hate this game
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/922136978865156168/1300674476471488582/dog_burster.mp4?ex=6721b300&is=67206180&hm=1739b549bacb2268594307e17729091e09456ca723553fb44a0c91824559e40c&

[lost pumice]

If that's the case, but if I can horde clear with the sword I rather do that.

[south grove]

what is happening here?

"jacked dick tickler"

[plucky gate]

yeah it's my friends in a premade

[south grove]

lmao

[long oasis]

bro edged too hard

[jagged cradle]

One of the names of all time

[storm plaza]

such great names

[south grove]

"rinda's pet plap hog"

"hadron's favourite chair"

[hazy marten]

stop harassing me

thats my name

[south grove]

there's always worse

[lost pumice]

And is taxe a lot better than combat axe? I never see anyone talking about the combat one

[long oasis]

if youre jacked then why do you only have 137 hp?

fake

[south grove]

you're dead

[hazy marten]

😦

[south grove]

dead men tell no tales

[south grove]

rashad is ridiculously overpowered

we don't talk about it bc it's boring

only time we bring it up is to bully clad

[lost pumice]

Are either of the other mks fun to use?

[south grove]

Achlys is bad

Antax is mid

[south grove]

wait is this your friend's peril?

[plucky gate]

no that's toughness percent

[south grove]

ah

got confused bc of the psyker symbol next to it

[lost pumice]

Lame, what would good blessings be on Rashad? Headtaker/thrust, or bloody momentum?

[south grove]

HT/BM

Flak/Elite or Flak/Unarmoured

[lost pumice]

Cool thanks, I gotta level it up eventually on my mission to level all the weapons

[grizzled aspen]

That is VILE.

[light badge]

I think that's my record for least damage taken in an auric mission

[grizzled aspen]

I watched dandadan.

I simultaneously regret it and enjoyed it.

[south grove]

https://tenor.com/view/plasma-shrimp-ror2-shrimple-risk-of-rain2-gif-25604359

plasma

splurging the 4th state of matter over my victims

[grizzled aspen]

Animation quality was excellent, but the plot literally being "yeah the ghost stole your dick and nuts" is fucking WILD, even for Japanese show standards.

[south grove]

apply liberally for extra death

[light badge]

https://tenor.com/view/ror2-risk-of-rain-risk-of-rain-2-sans-safer-spaces-gif-11312246372198245485

[south grove]

What.

[jagged cradle]

The sigma?

[south grove]

https://tenor.com/view/faith-game-faith-no-u-gif-26983212

[grizzled aspen]

Tintin, why would I use plasma when boltgun exists and hits the funny boom button in my brain?

[grizzled aspen]

I am 100% serious, that is the plot.

The male protagonist gets his genitals stolen by a ghost.

[jagged cradle]

Are we talking about dandandan

[grizzled aspen]

Yes.

[jagged cradle]

Ah

[south grove]

talk to me when you have perfect stat spread

[grizzled aspen]

That isn't a perfect stat spread.

[south grove]

I know

[grizzled aspen]

One of your other stats is lacking.

Goofy.

[pine tartan]

Blessings for catachan sword?

[grizzled aspen]

Explode immediately.

[south grove]

I'm saving up 3m for it

more gambling for me

[spare talon]

shred rampage

[grizzled aspen]

Shred rampage.

It's a crit weapon, you'll want to crit as often as possible with it.

[south grove]

you weigh twice as much as me

idk if that counts as an argument point

:P

[grizzled aspen]

I personally run piety with it but that's to milk duellist damage with my boltgun in my pocket.

[grizzled aspen]

I can lift you with one hand.

Femboy.

[light badge]

I FUCKING HATE THIS STUPID VIDEO GAME

[grizzled aspen]

🫵

[light badge]

WHY NOT FATSHARK

[south grove]

Do not speak to me

[plucky gate]

This isn't allowed but JackedDickTickler is fine

[fleet zealot]

actually neither is

[grizzled aspen]

Yeah, that's you bro.

[obsidian prairie]

Someone already has the name

[grizzled aspen]

0% damage because you're literally a paperweight given human form.

[fleet zealot]

wow almost like

you should report it

then things will be done about it

[grizzled aspen]

Or don't.

Because that's a bitch move.

[fleet zealot]

yes

[south grove]

I deny the allegations

It is not true

[fleet zealot]

i'm pointing out it's stupid trying to make the "double standards" claim

[dense field]

No fun allowed

[fleet zealot]

both aren't allowed, one was caught

simple as

[grizzled aspen]

You may deny the allegations, but they'll never deny you.

[light badge]

not a thing

[obsidian prairie]

Thought it was

[south grove]

I have anemia

[light badge]

tis not

[obsidian prairie]

Damn

[light badge]

do you have any idea how many veterans named Harken I've seen?

[south grove]

That excludes me from the allegations

[grizzled aspen]

Yeah multiple people can have the same name.

I've seen two Halflights.

That aren't me.

[obsidian prairie]

That’s a default name

[plucky gate]

I have 4 characters with the same name

[fleet zealot]

Harken is a default

Same with amelia

and sarine

[grizzled aspen]

No it doesn't.

[fleet zealot]

Mallava

[south grove]

I have met 3 Haddocks and 4 Tintins

[obsidian prairie]

I thought if you had a repeated custom name you couldn’t use it

[fleet zealot]

i think i typed Drog manually

[obsidian prairie]

I might be dense

[grizzled aspen]

I am an equal opportunity bigot, I will make fun of literally everyone at any given opportunity, including people with anemia.

[fleet zealot]

I don't think there is a name copy check system

[grizzled aspen]

Get rekt.

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/chud-gif-18198319863600124232

[south grove]

Wardens, apply mouse bites liberally

[fleet zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/franco-viva-franco-esternocleido-gif-23613296

[dense field]

https://tenor.com/view/who-asked-did-i-ask-i-asked-meme-get-real-gif-21114957

[grizzled aspen]

Thanks.

[south grove]

https://tenor.com/view/pluh-cat-cat-meme-caption-worldbox-gif-8990606681903386683

[grizzled aspen]

[light badge]

I'm curious

[dense field]

https://tenor.com/view/guh-cat-babby-slime-squish-gif-14494939531856206329

[fleet zealot]

cause there used to be a lot of SoB and living saint larpers

[light badge]

everyone that has the game open but isn't playing it, I'd like a background check

[misty ravine]

I used to see this one name constantly (as in every other game some nights) but now for the life of me I can't remember what it was

[fleet zealot]

leech bait lol

[rocky nacelle]

you have 0 fans

👎

[light badge]

what

[rocky nacelle]

no one impersonating a noob like you

[light badge]

that isn't a thing

[south grove]

I absolutely refuse that title

get it away from me

[rocky nacelle]

plus your name is spelled so specifically they'd have to know how you spell it

[grizzled aspen]

It's too late. The brand has been placed. Your flesh has been marred. You will never be the same again.

[light badge]

@rocky nacelle get impersonated nerd

[tame mirage]

what to heck

[south grove]

my friend can help me out

[obsidian prairie]

I still need to rename my zealot

[south grove]

he works the flesh

[obsidian prairie]

Fabulous bile

[light badge]

btw guys, if anyone here owns buckshot roulette, the multiplayer beta is out now

[obsidian prairie]

I do

[plucky gate]

oh nice, how is it?

[light badge]

really fun