zealot-class

[tame mirage]

its so funny

[hard nexus]

u seem to be either manic or on something

[tame mirage]

aha

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/half-life-noob-blocked-gif-26348686

[tame mirage]

its 3am

I'm insane

[frosty herald]

Go to sleep

[tame mirage]

waaah

[frosty herald]

Or diddy will come into your room

[dark spire]

Bampu on that adderall comedown

[tame mirage]

::c

[dark spire]

[tame mirage]

true ..

I'll calm down tomorrow

c:

love you all tho

[frosty herald]

I have adhd too i know it all too well

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/goku-super-saiyan-dragon-ball-dragon-ball-sparking-zero-budokai-tenkaichi-gif-3343333395169488258

[tame mirage]

ah

[frosty herald]

I HATEZ U

RAAAAAAA

[tame mirage]

atleast you get it

[wary timber]

Tomorrow

[dark spire]

I had to quit adderal cause I could not sleep/eat at all.

[tame mirage]

I weigh like

nothing

I was at 18 BMI at one point

lol

[frosty herald]

Get some meat on dem bones

[dark spire]

Yeah it's madness, I went from 76kg to 54 in two weeks.

[tame mirage]

👉🏻👈🏻

[placid fiber]

eat non-stop snacks and candy

[tame mirage]

yeah...

[dark spire]

Could only eat popcorn for dinner

Would gag on anything else

Would not recommend.

[placid fiber]

I mean I have insomnia with or without adderall

[tame mirage]

yea

I tried melatonin

I can sleep with it sure

[dark spire]

Melatonin makes me fall asleep easily, but I always wake up 3h after falling asleep with it.

[tame mirage]

but I feel like complete shit when I wake up

like I haven't slept at all

[dark spire]

Yeah, really foggy brain

[placid fiber]

That's why I don't use that >.>

[tame mirage]

I mean worth a try I guess

[placid fiber]

I'll feel like shit if I don't sleep, and I'll feel like shit if I take melatonin

[dark spire]

Melatonin is only for fixing your sleep schedule tho, you're not supposed to use it every day. 2-3 days in a row should be enough.

[wary timber]

Yes

[frosty herald]

Try fent

[spare dome]

oh no but my bmi is 18

[tame mirage]

I went to bed at 10:30

its now 3

:3

yay!

[tame mirage]

I LOVE FEMT

[spare dome]

well no measurement could ever accurately account for my big dick

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/telmo-coca-harina-raquetaso-esnifar-gif-25660568

[tame mirage]

me rn

[placid fiber]

I used to be like that too lol

I'm still not heavy, even tho I mostly snack like I used to

[spare dome]

eating is exhausting

[tame mirage]

I have to force myself to eat

or I'll just

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/easy-street-burgers-fast-food-burger-burgers-and-fries-easy-street-gif-2426238083252466776

[spare dome]

three times a day?? fuck outta here

[tame mirage]

forget

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/anzeigetafel-drei-nachspielzeit-drei-minuten-three-minutes-gif-26659878

[spare dome]

im quite comfortable being starved

[nimble fiber]

drinking better than eating imo

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/dying-hungry-and-thirsty-gif-23833941

[tame mirage]

I'll probably pass out soon

[copper hawk]

I dont eat much either

[tame mirage]

waaah

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/orb-in-the-pub-gif-18045906524688779408

[copper hawk]

Much to the chagrin of my oomfs

Gm noobs

[placid fiber]

Again: Those are legs, not noobs

[nimble fiber]

draw a lil stickman in the dirt pls

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/stick-man-run-part1-gif-25705602

[hard nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/wolf-growl-snarl-girlwolf-shewolf-gif-9942770988235712676

[spare dome]

alcoholism probably did a lot to keep my bmi afloat

[wary timber]

Mornin'

[spare dome]

not in any good way of course

[placid fiber]

alcoholism was fun... but then I stopped having fun while drinking... so I stopped

[spare dome]

yea pretty much lmao

[placid fiber]

cause screw drinking if it isn't fun

[tame mirage]

I'm a lightweight :3

[spare dome]

i couldnt stop that easily but

[tame mirage]

and never drink

so eh

[spare dome]

same enough story

[copper hawk]

I love this gif so much

But what in DO consune a bunch

Is energy drink

[placid fiber]

I mean it wasn't exactly that easy, but, that was the jist of it

[copper hawk]

Mm sugar free

[copper hawk]

Yum mers A

[tame mirage]

RED40

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/dogfish-fish-dog-ocean-coral-reef-gif-11537277813045151760

[copper hawk]

Red40 adds to the flavor of takis

[placid fiber]

@hushed knoll Look at our awesome dogs! #zealot-class message

[spare dome]

took me three years to be three months sober. am now five years sober

[nimble fiber]

takis alr I guess

cheetos better tho

[placid fiber]

idk how long i've been sober, I just take 1 day at a time

[copper hawk]

Good job exploits

Im proud of u :3

[spare dome]

-lights joint- love that sobriery

[copper hawk]

LMFAO

Im thankful im not addicted to any substances

[wary timber]

I drink because it keeps my throat burning and helps my PTSD in terms of burying.. you drank because excitement and fun. We are not the same. (This is good. Also I don't drink a whole lot only when I break out.)

[nimble fiber]

jawa u lil bean mc beanington

[placid fiber]

Congrats on your sobriety, tho! @spare dome

[copper hawk]

Like I feel a compulsion to consume them and cant function w/o them

[placid fiber]

Takes a lot to get there

[spare dome]

ye the alcohol was very bad for me

[copper hawk]

Im addicted to energy drinks but I can go just fine w/o them

It takes me an eternity to drinkn a bottle of whiskey

Like 3 months per bottle

[nimble fiber]

this is the way

[placid fiber]

Alcohol wasn't too bad for me, since I was a happy drunk... just when I stopped being happy... well... <.<'

[copper hawk]

Helps im a super light weight

Since i dont eat nuch

[spare dome]

i cant identify with u normies

[tame mirage]

I had a bottle of fireball for an entire year

[copper hawk]

And im vry fit n lean

[tame mirage]

uwa

[copper hawk]

The better in shape u r the better ur buzz

Saves on meowcohol meowny,,

[placid fiber]

Cica is trying to drink you again, Meow! @hard nexus

[tame mirage]

the lower your T the better your buzz

[spare dome]

a bottle of whisky would maybe last me two nights, if i proper passed out the first night

[tame mirage]

:3

[placid fiber]

Yeah, I was a binge drinker as well

[copper hawk]

Woa..

[wary timber]

I can go without alcohol. Its just if I have a breakdown I prefer being able to drink.

[copper hawk]

Actually no

I have an addiction

[spare dome]

even after all these years if im out at a restaurant and i see people leave unfinished alcoholic drinks on the table my brain gets squirrely

[copper hawk]

Im addicted to exercise

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/fries-gif-24443951

oh wait

[copper hawk]

I feel shame when I dont exercise and I need it for stress relief

[placid fiber]

you said exercise, not extra fries

[copper hawk]

It stresses me out when I dont run and I think about running a lot when I shouldnt

I love dopamine

Siiigh..

[placid fiber]

in the middle of the night "I could really use a run..."

[nimble fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/the-big-lez-show-gif-18438327

this u cica?

[tame mirage]

boys in blue

[wary timber]

If I pay for any drink im finishing it.

Its wasteful and I don't like waste.

[spare dome]

that was always my excuse

it stops making sense when ur drinkin unattended drinks at a bar

[frosty herald]

Whats your steam

[placid fiber]

I never drank at a bar, I was a home drinker.

[frosty herald]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046913589614747719/1292603468497944698/RDT_20241005_190228553576971513151217.gif

[dark spire]

Bampu are you using the ~4h pills that you need to take twice a day or the ones that break down in your guts and release a steady dose?

[frosty herald]

Fun fact you can outgrow your adhd

[tame mirage]

that's the problem I'm not on meds!

[dark spire]

Oh

RIP

[nimble fiber]

yams did u have adhd

[placid fiber]

Also: Yeah, I would feel that if I wasn't so inattentive tbh

[dense field]

You can also grow into it 💀

[frosty herald]

My condition has softened over the years

Yuppers

[nimble fiber]

same tbh

[frosty herald]

Me neither

[tame mirage]

Baku

[frosty herald]

Cold turkeyd them

[tame mirage]

cat pfo

pfp

[nimble fiber]

fuck them meds!

made me sleepy af back in the day

[dense field]

fuck the big med

[frosty herald]

Send me a link in dms plox

Or is it yoshida

[placid fiber]

fuck the big me

[violet hornet]

https://tenor.com/view/beanshark-beans-gif-23354879

[placid fiber]

My wife really likes baked beans >.>'

[violet hornet]

Beans are legit

[dense field]

that's one hell of a pick up line

[nimble fiber]

dont eat beans before going 2 a party tho...

[violet hornet]

True lmao

[placid fiber]

I mean you might reach orbit with all those farts lol

[dark spire]

Baked beans + pasta + cheese

The poor mans quick meal

[nimble fiber]

baked beans + garlic baguette

[dark spire]

https://tenor.com/view/futurama-philip-j-fry-drool-drooling-foaming-gif-4920062

[placid fiber]

ngl that sounds good to me rn

[fleet zealot]

good morning zealto chat

[spare dome]

gettin me a grilled cheese filled with beets

[nimble fiber]

good afternoon

[frosty herald]

Gloop aftergloop

[placid fiber]

Cica tried drinking meow

[dark spire]

You can probably add to it as well, but that has been my favorite cheap + quick meal.

[drifting wolf]

the worm pond

[nimble fiber]

[tame mirage]

he's bilingual

Ewww

[nimble fiber]

wha

[placid fiber]

They said worm pond... I just forgot the pond >.>'

[frosty herald]

Ithink he says blub

Hes puerto rican

[nimble fiber]

un blub pequeño*

[wary timber]

Meowcohol 😂

[drifting wolf]

https://tenor.com/view/rain-rain-world-the-worm-pond-leech-pond-gif-26890180

i would post the actual worm pond but i don't think people want to see real swimming leeches

[wary timber]

They're good.. but please don't put them as a topping. Im sorry if this offends you. 🔫

[wary timber]

Oddly I'm interested in it. Never seen it probably terrifying but eh.

[placid fiber]

What would I even top with them, besides mashed potatoes? lol

[drifting wolf]

i can dm

[nimble fiber]

just send ark swamp

real one's will know

[wary timber]

I dunno uh toast or something

[wary timber]

Yes

[placid fiber]

Meh

[wary timber]

Just beans are not that good unless they're a filler. Thats it

They taste alright enough but eh

[tame mirage]

Watties

BEANZ

[frosty herald]

BEANZZZZZZ WADDEFUGGGGGGGGGGGGG

[spare dome]

shit i spoke too soon

they got rid of the grilled cheese with beets from the menu

i am devastated

[spare dome]

time for a relapse

[placid fiber]

Grilled Cheese... with beets...?

[spare dome]

man i really wanted them beets

yea super good lmao

[placid fiber]

🤢

I hate beets, tho. <.<

[frosty herald]

Grilled schmeeps

[nimble fiber]

grilled yams

[wary timber]

Same

[spare dome]

this place has a great name

C'est Cheez

[frosty herald]

Boy if you dont get the chicken bacon bliss

[spare dome]

Fucken love it

the chicken bacon is boring

[wary timber]

Chicken bacon bliss. That bacon better be done

[frosty herald]

Die

[spare dome]

ive had this entire menu before

nah like genuinely

[spare dome]

its just okay

[wary timber]

Smoked salmon looks like itd be nice

[placid fiber]

Tanner, probably...

[nimble fiber]

get fried and buy everything on the left side

[frosty herald]

Unironically

[placid fiber]

Yeah, lol

[spare dome]

the salmon is also okay

[fleet zealot]

FOUND IT

[spare dome]

but i have high expectations of salmon

and i do not live in a place which facilitates that

[tight fog]

Mines a buffalo chicken one, cheers

[wary timber]

Maybe why. Salmon is a good middle ground fish its why people like it

[wary timber]

What is.. this

[drifting wolf]

gravemind

[fleet zealot]

uwu halo 2 gravemind speech

[spare dome]

it's like if you lived on the east coast

lobster anywhere else is shit

[nimble fiber]

heresy

[spare dome]

salmon be like that

[wary timber]

Yeah

[frosty herald]

I hate salmon

[tight fog]

I don't like the farmed salmon that's very fatty

[frosty herald]

The moment you touch it that smell is impossible to get off

[spare dome]

anyway i got the apples and french onion

[wary timber]

If I actually lived closer to my beach ngl id just go spear fishing or wrangle a fish with my bare hands.

[tight fog]

Gimme some delicious wild salmon

[wary timber]

Did that once with catfish

[fleet zealot]

wild fish are full of parasites

[nimble fiber]

mud crab

[fleet zealot]

you have to flash freeze em

[spare dome]

humanity is a parasite so it cancels out

[drifting wolf]

yeah seafood in general has like a billion worms

[tight fog]

im dead

[wary timber]

Yup

[drifting wolf]

worms like fish and vice versa

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/chud-raging-brutal-gif-26817427

[tight fog]

Don't talk to me or my fish tapeworm ever again

[wary timber]

Its why we freeze then cook tbh.

[frosty herald]

Just eat the parasite

[spare dome]

eat people? if u say so

[frosty herald]

Remind them that man rules the planet

[nimble fiber]

just become one with the parasite

[wary timber]

Yes eat people haha

[spare dome]

ill have one grilled humanity pls

no i dont want pickle on the side what do i look like a monster?

[drifting wolf]

salmon are also funny as shit with how they physically change when its time to make the great journey of having sex and then dying

[wary timber]

Make sure my stew has a hearty chunk of humanity.

[copper hawk]

Literally this lmfao

[wary timber]

I know they swim upstream hah

[frosty herald]

Theyre just actively decomposing after they mated

[copper hawk]

Ask @hard nexus how antsy i get if I don't get my runnies..

[fleet zealot]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Szzgf4jZ1D8 full uwu gravemind in halo2

for reference

[copper hawk]

Not all salmonids die after they spawn

[drifting wolf]

they turn into freaks then go on a hero's journey upstream to get laid

[copper hawk]

Rainbow trout don't

O. mykiss

[frosty herald]

Is the bottom the peak condition of the salmon then

Such a drastic change to swim upstream

[spare dome]

i wish i could have sex and/or die

[copper hawk]

The fuck

I will not stand for seafood hate

Everything has worms dickhead it came free with your wild food

That's why u cook ur food b4 u eat it liver king

[drifting wolf]

there are DEAD WORMS in your BURGER

[copper hawk]

Probably yeah actually

They're cooked to death

[spare dome]

nah im following jordan Peterson raw meat and a martini glass full of amphetamines diet

[frosty herald]

More protein for me

[copper hawk]

This just in: there r viruses and bacteria on all ur food.. it ovar

[wary timber]

Yup

We all des

Ded

[copper hawk]

Yerpz

[nimble fiber]

desmond

[copper hawk]

It so joevet

[frosty herald]

Our immune system adapts to almost everything

[copper hawk]

Most viruses are completely harmful or beneficial to us

The ones in our virome anyways

[spare dome]

that almost is doing a lot of lifting

[copper hawk]

They help regulate bacteria populations

And are harmless to anything they arent evolved to destroy

Some viruses will insert genetic code into their victims that make those bacteria digest starches faster

[spare dome]

i didnt consent

[copper hawk]

As a virus enjoyer we r in the era of the bacteriophage

[drifting wolf]

death to germs glory to the bacteriophage empire

[copper hawk]

Because of all the antibiotics we use and pump into out slave meat animals like cows antibiotics become less and less effective

Phage therapy has returned..

[spare dome]

oh man the shit with covid, lmao, everyone talked so much about spooky 'wet markets'

i was still doing AA at the time

[faint vapor]

As a Zealot player, I haven't seen a disease resistant to fire 😎

[copper hawk]

There are diseases resistant to fire

[spare dome]

and id be here at the actual market listening to these room temperature IQ rants and like

hey man do you know what a wet market is

[faint vapor]

clearly not using good fires

[spare dome]

its this. its the butcher we're sitting across from

[copper hawk]

Wont go to one of those

Ever

[faint vapor]

Conflagration Cannon for Zealot when?

[copper hawk]

Me watching the botfly land on the slab of meat i just purchased

[wary timber]

Yup. Hince why no common cold or flu etc can touch me

[copper hawk]

I know i can cook it... buuuuut no thanks

[spare dome]

extra proteen

[copper hawk]

Completely harmless*

Woopz

[faint vapor]

extra protein guaranteed by Nurgle UwU

[copper hawk]

Killin u dead rn

[spare dome]

nurgle provides!!

[wary timber]

Its not like you won't cook it anyway im sure it'll be fine.

[faint vapor]

:D

[spare dome]

Oh no both of you are here now

[faint vapor]

Fires cleanses all 😎

[spare dome]

My old man brain can't distinguish between cica and meow

[hard nexus]

oh okay i’ll kill myself

[spare dome]

youre both just a single entity

[spare dome]

yes

[wary timber]

I thought this was said not harmful

[faint vapor]

we know that Hendrix wouldn't need to call it before he pulls his force sword

[wary timber]

Must be all of my pent up aggression

[drifting wolf]

those are both the same thing

[drifting wolf]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/998592827426619514/1050433643140616192/caption-6.gif

[wary timber]

Haha bro becomes a nurgling with 900 diseases

[drifting wolf]

isn't the lore that burgles become rotflies when they don't have any playmates and become resentful over it

[frosty herald]

botflies are so disgusting i hope they go extinct

[frosty herald]

are you playing the monster hunter wilds open beta :333

[drifting wolf]

i forgot that was today

[frosty herald]

not exactly

only for ps5

if you have a + subscription

the normal beta is from thursday to sunday night

[drifting wolf]

damn!!

[visual stream]

Skin eggs

[paper gulch]

so kawaii

[frosty herald]

They dont even do population control on wild animals with diseases nah theyre just a massive nuissance that reproduces for little to no reason

[faint vapor]

clearly we should remove all the animals

problem solved UwU

[wary timber]

Yes

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/snake-puppy-sharkitty-gif-2786523029770849559

[wary timber]

Insects for spooders

[frosty herald]

Thats true

[fleet zealot]

combat

[hard nexus]

i didn’t know it was a thing

[hard nexus]

oh then no

i don’t have a ps5

[frosty herald]

Nono

Its on steam too

[hard nexus]

ohg

i might download it then

but i don’t really like monster hunter combat as a whole tbh

[tight chasm]

Hey guys, which dueling sword do I want if I'm too stupid to do rotations and would like to not fold like a wet napkin whenever I see a horde?

[frosty herald]

@drifting wolf

[drifting wolf]

ty

[frosty herald]

You get a cat plushie as a weapon pendant

[fleet zealot]

this ferret stares at cute people

[hard nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/stair-gif-21100407

[spare dome]

certified gamer moment

you see as a gamer i identify strongly with the plight of the black american. in this essay i will --

[frosty herald]

Aint no way

I got the hardest sparking zero what if in the game

Beat blue goku and vegeta within 2 minutes

That wasnt hard at all

[misty ravine]

Mk4 is about as simple as it gets, lightspam in hordes and heavyspam for singles

Now that weapon marks are freely changeable it's easy to directly compare them in the Psykanium

[hard nexus]

LMAO

do u wanna see a gemerald i found

[fleet zealot]

gemerald

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/ritz-balls-soyjak-gemerald-sonic-gif-17535740829355252333

tfw you're broke right before you get paid lol

I mean... I have $7 so I'm doing better than normal, at least, lol

[spare dome]

that's life

[shadow ember]

I was rolling a heavy sword for my vet

and I saw that there is the perk chained deathblow

glorious

[frail belfry]

that the rending one?

[shadow ember]

no

I just now saw that one

[placid fiber]

the rending one is bladed momentum

[shadow ember]

friendship ended with chained deathblow

[placid fiber]

which apparently sucks, according to Bandit

[shadow ember]

: (

[placid fiber]

I mean the Vet also has access to rending in the talent tree, as well

[frail belfry]

oh i see it, the crit chance one

shred-at-home

[shadow ember]

I just like new things

[hard nexus]

chained and bladed both suck tbh

[frail belfry]

still seems like headtaker+rampage is still the way to go

[shadow ember]

headpage IS pretty sexy

[placid fiber]

You started maining the heavy sword? Does that mean we can start calling you Heavy Meow?

[hard nexus]

headtaker deathblow, not rampage, is best

rampage is good

[hard nexus]

i do not main hsword

[frail belfry]

or deathblow i guess if you like heavy attacks

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/404soob-pepe-pp-gif-21552696

Rip Heavy Meow...

[shadow ember]

I use h sword on my kill everything zealot

[obsidian ore]

take away my melee weapons my zealot will fist em to death

[shadow ember]

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

[placid fiber]

I mean you can do that with the knife lol

[obsidian ore]

we already did

on dorns channel

[placid fiber]

You can fist a crusher to death

[obsidian ore]

lemme find

[shadow ember]

I want a vt2 spear and shield

[frail belfry]

pushattack light light spam all day

[placid fiber]

I don't want another shield weapon, we already have shieldgryns who try to block problems... we don't need a zealot doing it as well

[obsidian ore]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Sw3ctxbAAk&t=469s

[frail belfry]

i honestly just want the.. oh god what was it called. the HM dodge that ignores enemy hitmass

[obsidian ore]

enjoy

[shadow ember]

spear shiel;d wasnt as

uh

[obsidian ore]

naked zealots punch all enemies for an hour straight

[shadow ember]

ogryn shield as the ogryn shield is

unless you specifically built into it

it was just a strong block, FAR light stabs and sweeping heavies

and it was glorious

is

I suppose

you couldnt just turtle though

[frail belfry]

i guess it depends.. kruber's spear and shield was neat what with the block-attack special. but kerillians was my jam (something soemthing 90% bcr go brrrrr

[placid fiber]

I loved handmaiden, but, I honestly played waystalker more when I played ker... cause fuck blightstormers in particular

[heady rapids]

based

fav speedrun weapon

[shadow ember]

I would kill for a vt2 flail

but for ogryn

and scaled to ogryn propotions

and twirling it should cause low level suppresion fear

[placid fiber]

and for a premium skin have a mini thammer for the ball lol

[shadow ember]

you know what

falcion and axe for zealot

but give them like

[frail belfry]

i guess yeah. now that we have rapier back i could see a+f or flail (even wp's flail+shield.. just with less emphasis on H1 spam) be next

[shadow ember]

little thammers

I suppose that would be dual skullbreakers

[placid fiber]

Meow what do you think of this idea for zealot: dual chainswords @hard nexus

I mean dual devil's claw would make more sense, but, imagine it... double the sawing

[violet hornet]

Ahh that would be so cool

[hard nexus]

naked evangelicals punch the homeless and poor for an hour

[stone fern]

scourge, uncanny, lacerate, crit, flak gameplay

[light badge]

Man it is absolutely insane how much difference carapace damage on a melee makes

[hard nexus]

would be neat but idk how it’d be unique opposed to just one chain sword

chain sword already attacks really fast

[hard nexus]

the perk?

[stone fern]

i have a 90% loss rate on chainswords

[light badge]

Yeah

[stone fern]

every game ends with me failing to clutch

[hard nexus]

i fear you suck clad

[light badge]

Started using it on Deimos since I can't use uncanny on it

[hard nexus]

yeah, i could see the argument for putting flak carapace on a lot of melee, elites isn’t really that needed tbh

[light badge]

Like the elite damage perk?

Isn't that just strictly worse than specing for a specific armor type?

[frosty herald]

@spare talon why is the re fantazio demo 50 gigs

did they smush the entire game in it or smt

[shy kestrel]

Which Combat Axe Mk is preferable these days?

[light badge]

Rashad

Antax is okay, and you should just never touch Achlys under any circumstances unless you want to torture yourself

[shy kestrel]

Cool, what Makes Rashad superior?

[light badge]

I am not qualified to answer that question

@hard nexus

[hard nexus]

it’s more broad, and adds more flak damage for shotgunners and dreg ragers

[hard nexus]

attack speed, attack pattern, damage, push attack

[light badge]

Noted

[opal star]

Imo it’s pretty good since that’s +10% against pretty much the majority of enemies in the game

• what meow said

[shy kestrel]

Gotcha, thanks!

[hard nexus]

the push attack can stagger 3 ragers out of combo

[opal star]

and hey I’ll take an extra +10% against bulwarks, reapers and crushers

[hard nexus]

troo

[light badge]

I never considered that they stacked before

Though I'm not sure if it's worth giving up Unyielding for

Need muh boss damage

[opal star]

purge the unclean:

https://tenor.com/view/transitions-kinemaster-black-guy-suit-tiktok-gif-25279479

[light badge]

If only I was actually playing Zealot

[opal star]

veteran?

[light badge]

Read my name

[opal star]

🤮

[light badge]

ikr

I'd play Zealot more if they had a sword and shield option

[frosty herald]

stormshield powersword

crusader style

[opal star]

the only shield a zealot needs is their FAITH can I get an amen

[light badge]

amen

But also, the shield isn't for protection

It's to illicit fear

The terror in a heretics eyes as he realizes it doesn't matter how much ammo he uses, I'm gonna fucking GET him

[opal star]

you can achieve the same effect by using fury of the faithful

just seeing this crackhead charge through your full-auto hotshot lasgunfire completely unharmed

https://tenor.com/view/cooler-dbz-dragon-ball-z-gif-4979164

[light badge]

Fotf is quick though

I want them to slowly come to the realization

[stone fern]

deimos of defence so based.........

[south grove]

https://tenor.com/view/faith-cross-sign-game-horror-unholy-gif-26976630

[opal star]

mortis

brrrrbbbrbrrbbr

[shadow ember]

how

[drifting wolf]

psykers evil but i can't deny force swords are probably cooler than most unique zealot melees

[stone fern]

team died and i couldnt clutch with it

one game i did clutch

but team died again and i couldnt do it again

[cyan steppe]

Chainaxe zealot is kinda nice

[light badge]

*ignores bullets with my mind*

"muh fuckin lasgu-" decapitated

[cyan steppe]

I know most ppl like Combat knife but idk why just cant get into ir

[opal star]

all 1 of them

oh right the crusher exists

all 2 of them

[drifting wolf]

evis

thammer

[south grove]

it's pure fucking cheese

[frosty herald]

force swords are just kinda boring atm

they functionally work like powerswords

[south grove]

same with dueling sword 4

[frosty herald]

instead of making it a powersword charge

[pale spindle]

Wrong, Mister E said they are S tier 😤

[drifting wolf]

unstoppable force vs immovable object

[sullen forge]

Dueling Sword 4 when you press the F key and instantly half hp the boss

[frosty herald]

have the warp infusion be infinite BUT!!!!!!

when your warp infusion is active you gain passive peril regen like scrier but it doesnt scale up

so its still a big risk

[light badge]

I FUCKING LOVE THIS

NEED

[drifting wolf]

i'm allergic to weapons that are generally associated with rogue/assassin/thief archetypes

[light badge]

GIVE IT TO ME NOW

[sullen forge]

I’d rather not

We dont need more Psyker power creep

[opal star]

if fatshark implemented this they’d have it so it cuts off at max peril so there’s no actual risk

[frosty herald]

@lusty turtle is this a good idea to change force swords

[frosty herald]

oh no

[sullen forge]

That’s like saying let Veteran have his powersword always charged

[frosty herald]

you WILL explode at 100%

[sullen forge]

Huge issue

[misty nova]

Warp Unbound

[frosty herald]

there is no safety cap with it turning off

[sullen forge]

Macro users:

[light badge]

If I can use it as a replacement for quickswapping to build peril, yes please

[frosty herald]

theyre bad at the game

[opal star]

cowardice

[frosty herald]

this change would make force swords unique to powerswords

[lusty turtle]

If u mean force swords maybe but thered need to be some fiddling around overheat death to see if thats viable or if people find that too cumbersome on melee

[sullen forge]

Look they’ll abuse the shit out of it I’d rather not

[cyan steppe]

Chainaxe is nice with the lights just stunlocks a fucking rager

[frosty herald]

yeah force swords but is this a cool idea for the weapon class?

[plucky gate]

I think they want to avoid peril buildup that kills you without a deliberate input or else lag would just kill you, so the passive buildup shouldn't kill.
Making it blow up on a melee swing would work though

[light badge]

Illisi would be busted, sure

[misty nova]

If it's in the game....

[cyan steppe]

Gonna sound ogryn brained but in games i always prefer stagger or biggest weaps possible

[frosty herald]

you gotta find a peril sweetspot

[light badge]

But Obscurus and Deimos would only really benefit from the passive peril

[opal star]

COWARDICE

[cyan steppe]

[sullen forge]

Again, Think of like this

[frosty herald]

and imo it would benefit from the high peril talents

[sullen forge]

What if veteran had their PS permanently charged

[frosty herald]

that has no risk

[sullen forge]

You know how cancerous it was when it was 12 till it dropped

[frosty herald]

but psyker has peril to balance it out

[misty nova]

Can't hear you over the deafening sound of 100 peril

[frosty herald]

also weaken the warp infused state a bit

[sullen forge]

The risk doesn’t matter when there’s talents and SG that heavily counteract it

So no

[frosty herald]

so its not just power cycler 9k

[sullen forge]

Not a fan of the idea at all

And it power creeps psyker further

[plucky gate]

you're basically asking for the weapon to have scriers

[fossil crag]

Xan nerf in settings

[sullen forge]

It’s literally a different flavor of PS pre Cycle nerf

[misty nova]

WE ARE CRACKING BONES WITH THIS ONE 🗣️

[sullen forge]

Literally

There’s a shit ton of talents that quell peril

[sullen forge]

It’s again this ^

[lusty turtle]

Its a cool idea, ive been considering it for specifically illisi

[nimble fiber]

garlic baguette looking tasty ngl

[frosty herald]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046913589614747719/1292603468497944698/RDT_20241005_190228553576971513151217.gif

[light badge]

See, on one hand

It promotes incredibly braindead gameplay with Illisi

On the other, it makes braindead players explode

[frosty herald]

i just want force swords to function differently to powerswords

[light badge]

So I'm conflicted

[frosty herald]

hell you could even make it so each swing generates 10 peril

[sullen forge]

I’m for a rework that changes how they work

I DO NOT

Want PS 2 electric boogaloo

[light badge]

You keep saying swords but it's only illisi that functions like a PSword

[frosty herald]

by this i mean the activating of the weapon

[light badge]

Deimos and Obscurus are basically just chainsword special

[tawdry hinge]

a sword that only deals warp damage would be incredible

[plucky gate]

They never make anything that will blow you up without an actual keypress because lag would be horrible. It's likely why smite doesn't kill, because it's a hold ability.
Peril per swing would be fine though

[misty nova]

Hey that would actually make the exorcist blessing have a function

Interesting

[frosty herald]

ill leave the balance team to figure it out but the idea is there

[frosty herald]

ok now what if

you can do infused lights

[light badge]

No

[plucky gate]

peril cycler blessing
lasts for more swings but each swing costs peril

[frosty herald]

but when you use a heavy it goes into the explosion

[sullen forge]

@light badge you, I haven’t touched Psyker did they change how You could spam SA for Force Swords to make peril yet

[opal star]

they should make smite kill for one day for the funny

[light badge]

Yes. You need to quickswap now

[opal star]

just remove all psyker safeguards

except the cutoff on scrier’s gaze for obvious reasons

[frosty herald]

this would be so evil on staves

[sullen forge]

How about they literally just either have it ramp up peril faster to make you deal a heavier hit if you hold it longer?

[plucky gate]

imagine if just merely charging your staff killed you instead of releasing the cast

[opal star]

xd

[plucky gate]

it would actually be so bad

[wary timber]

actually tho. use lightning staff they all explode

[light badge]

Old trauma used to do that lol

[quaint rose]

spam SA is an unfortunate acronym out of context

[frosty herald]

that could be really cool

[sullen forge]

There should be a cap to it cause look

It allows for the I need rending but it avoids PS 2

[frosty herald]

so what are we agreeing on

[wary timber]

yes.

[frosty herald]

either peril generation peril per swing or both

[sullen forge]

Personally I think it should be one swing

[plucky gate]

deimos/obscurus should have the hold thing imo

[sullen forge]

One swing only

Generation

But the longer you hold it

It ramps up to

[frosty herald]

im talking illisi here btw

[wary timber]

i wanna be able to hold it till 87% then kill a giant horde 1 fireball

[sullen forge]

X%

[opal star]

trauma staff rmb but it scales infinitely

[lusty turtle]

honestly i want powerswords to also be an over time thing

[sullen forge]

And generates oh more peril the longer you hold it

[lusty turtle]

their current implementation sucks

[opal star]

holy shit a warden actually posting

[frosty herald]

similarly to space marine 2?

[lusty turtle]

i haven't played SM 2

[wary timber]

yes. just dont blow up lol

[frosty herald]

the powersword has wide horde sweeps when activated and single target damage when not activated

[sullen forge]

They’re permanently active they literally just change its move set when it goes on or off

[frosty herald]

its a stance based weapon

[sullen forge]

On is single target off is crowd control

[wary timber]

any activate weapon for me..

[light badge]

Showed up to an Auric match today. Chasm terminus assassination mission

[wary timber]

yes!

[sullen forge]

I’m for that idea if they gut the power damage to be balanced

[light badge]

Everyone died before the first point of no return lol

[opal star]

space marines get the fancier power swords that don’t need to be charged every second

we are capital B Bums

[frosty herald]

unpowered power sword builds also just do not exist

[opal star]

so we get the bummy power sword for "normal people"

[sullen forge]

They don’t

[light badge]

I hope they made it out. Carried em to just before the end event but had to leave for class

[sullen forge]

I tried trust me

[light badge]

🙏

[frosty herald]

its straight up bad unpowered

[sullen forge]

Slaughterer + BM isn’t enough

[opal star]

unpowered psword trying to kill anything

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-rising-senator-armstrong-gif-25280817

[sullen forge]

Pretty much

[light badge]

Slaughterer + Bowel Movement

[wary timber]

yeahh time it then have it run out after so many swings or something.

[sullen forge]

Why do you think everyone spams activate with it

[lusty turtle]

maybe not that, i actually like the PS having a deactive state, cause that exists in the TTRPGs and i think its cool

[sullen forge]

Yeah you can literally like

[frosty herald]

hes wording it wrong

[sullen forge]

Change it on or off whenever

It just changes its move set

[frosty herald]

its unpowered for single target and powered for horde

[sullen forge]

And I’m all for it if both deal a similar amount of damage

[wary timber]

either or. idc as long as it stays active...

[sullen forge]

Off state is like Majoris (Elite) dueling, and On is for trash clear

[frosty herald]

i think these could be great changes to fix powersword

[sullen forge]

I think it would be healthy

[wary timber]

i hate getting canceled out because i get hit, block, literally do anything other than attack right after activation

[sullen forge]

Though I’ll be honest

[frosty herald]

this should also be fixed imo

[sullen forge]

They do need to nerf powered damage

[frosty herald]

force the activation

[sullen forge]

If they do this

[frosty herald]

obviously

[light badge]

PSword can still twoshot crushers can't it?

[frosty herald]

it is a radical change to the weapon if they even have seperate movesets for unpowered and powered

[sullen forge]

Yes

[frosty herald]

push attack light

[opal star]

ya

[light badge]

Wild

[wary timber]

yeah. activation should stay on until on-2 swings in my opinion.

1-@

fnied

[sullen forge]

I’m all for it being permanently on or off

[opal star]

push attack light with the mark that got the forward thrust push attack

[wary timber]

1-2

[opal star]

I think that’s achlys

[sullen forge]

If, it changes its moveset

Hell it’s the same for force swords as well but again we’re back to square one with

It’s a copy of PS

I like weapons that force creativity

[wary timber]

just lemme be able to activate it and im ok. same with chain weapons just in general activate weapons..

[sullen forge]

Why I suggested Force be Held to ramp up damage at cost of more peril

[plucky gate]

a lot of these force sword ideas are different enough that you'd probably need to full rework the weapons and at that point, should probably just make a new one

[light badge]

What weapons is bloodthirsty on?

[hard nexus]

evis, chain sword, force swords

[wary timber]

evicerators are literally used to grind away metal and disarm opponents.

[light badge]

I wanna have it be on hit since it seems balanced for Deimos, but I'm not sure about other weapons

[sullen forge]

Deimos the PS copy

[hard nexus]

illisi is ps copy

[sullen forge]

Or the Chain special

[hard nexus]

not deimos

[hushed knoll]

Hello screaming mushroom

[plucky gate]

hello stan

[sullen forge]

Deimos tbh?

It’d hit really fucking hard but I don’t think BT would make it incredibly overpowered

[wary timber]

mine isnt. its just an override for the activate. 😛

[light badge]

Reasoning being that Deimos special is technically considered an automatic weapon

So, crit string

It stacks Mettle insanely fast

Quite funny to use with Bloodthirsty, but since I run Deflector, not having the dedicated crit of Riposte or Shred hurts

[wary timber]

melee psykers real/

?*

[light badge]

Melee psyker is real

[zinc talon]

https://tenor.com/view/moonmoon-rage-datamosh-moon2-angry-gif-18524758

[light badge]

Perils of the warp:

[wary timber]

I use melee psyker a ton but I still find it funny.

[sullen forge]

I encourage this build to become more recognized I’m just trying to avoid like obvious incredibly overpowered suggestions

[light badge]

Understandable

Problem being I have no concept of what would be incredibly overpowered as far as balance goes

Only 1300 hours and my best Hardtide streak is 2

[sullen forge]

Wait

[light badge]

👶

[sullen forge]

How many force swords

Marks are there

[plucky gate]

3

[light badge]

2.5

[sullen forge]

1.45k

[opal star]

power sword but they get the master sword beam attack

[sullen forge]

I’m really only becoming hyper aware cause I’m around people who talk about it all the time lmao

[light badge]

Didn't see that decimal at first and got a bit concerned

[sullen forge]

So there is 3

[light badge]

Obscurus hardly counts

[hard nexus]

i haven’t downloaded hard tide

[sullen forge]

Alright let me cook

[plucky gate]

i want force sword special to have soulblaze, although they really don't need it

[sullen forge]

What’s it’s moveset

[hard nexus]

but mine is probably 5 or so

[plucky gate]

it would just be cool

[hard nexus]

awful

[sullen forge]

Strikedowns etc

Vanguards

Relentless

Etc

[hard nexus]

awful

happy to help

[light badge]

Basically Deimos, but replace all the high finesse stabs with shitty overheads

[hard nexus]

h1 does decent damage but that’s it

[sullen forge]

I have a comical idea

[plucky gate]

i think l3 is still a stab

[sullen forge]

To make it unique

[plucky gate]

so it has like 1 stab at the end of the combo and a bunch of overheads and diagonals mixed in

kinda cursed

[sullen forge]

Parry at the cost of heavy peril, but hits like a truck when timed right

[light badge]

Yes please

[sullen forge]

Devil claw but warp based basically

[light badge]

I suggested that before. I need it so bad

[plucky gate]

i was gonna say make it a new mark, but literally no one uses obscurus so it may as well be a new for most people

[light badge]

Dclaw with deflector would be so insanely kino

[plucky gate]

could do anything with obscurus cause no one would miss it

force parry sounds cool

[light badge]

Obscurus is obscure

Who would think

[sullen forge]

I think it would comical perchance

Time a parry correctly

Hit like 80% (Crusher Overhead)

And you just fucking instantly decap them

[light badge]

So like, 4kish damage?

Actually good boss damage on psyker?

[sullen forge]

They’d probably need to tweak values for parry

But I heavily insist each parry cost peril

Parry at 100% should kill you

[plucky gate]

isn't peril parry technically a thing already with KD devils claw?

[sullen forge]

Possibly?

I’m not at home so I can’t check

[plucky gate]

i don't actually use dclaw so i wouldn't know

but i assumed that's how it worked

[light badge]

Sort of

But with obscurus it would do warp damage on the parry attack

Hypothetically

[frosty herald]

People dont use obscurus anymore since people specialize in either deimos or illisi now

[sullen forge]

Hence I suggest they rework its special

So you actually have 3 flavors of Force sword

[hard nexus]

it is

[sullen forge]

Noted

[rocky nacelle]

if you fuck up a parry on an overhead you get insta stam/guard broken

[hard nexus]

there’s a funny clip of pygex doing that

[sullen forge]

Instant 100% peril lmao

[rocky nacelle]

so yea parrying is somewhere in the code as "blocking"

at least thats how I think how it works

they both require stam so

[plucky gate]

imagine you put deflector on it and start parrying bullets

[sullen forge]

I was about to say that’s

An extremely defensive Force sword

[light badge]

Catch the bullets and return to sender

[sullen forge]

I have like one other idea

[light badge]

Would actually be fucking sick

[opal star]

telekine shield if it was good

[sullen forge]

^ literally took it out of my mouth

Collect enough damage which ramps up peril and just shotgun it back

[hard nexus]

titanfall 2 ion style

shotgun blast it back all at once

[sullen forge]

Literally

[south grove]

can I get a uhhhh

[hard nexus]

no

[sullen forge]

I’m fine with parry or that

[south grove]

surgical on infantry lasguns

[hard nexus]

then deflector wouldn’t have a reason to exist though

[south grove]

pretty please?

[sullen forge]

True but to be fair my suggestion also counteracts DC

[hard nexus]

dc

?

oh

dclaw

[sullen forge]

The issue with suggesting shit 😔

[frosty herald]

Deflector now boosts parry frames for obscurus

[sullen forge]

Honestly thinking about it what if like Deflector just made its cone of deflection larger?

I don’t think FS wants to put up with coding that though

[opal star]

who the hell is waiting 3 seconds between shots with infantry lasgun

[sullen forge]

Me

[light badge]

Soulblaze and Fire dots are still technically the same thing, so I don't think I'd trust Fatshark to not bork the parry angle into the negatives

[opal star]

https://tenor.com/view/give-me-back-my-face-fnaf-toy-bonnie-toy-freddy-fnaf-toy-freddie-fnaf-gimme-back-my-face-kiss4hearts-gif-1623251163873331228

[sullen forge]

https://tenor.com/view/rage-low-tier-god-black-angry-gif-14161499

[opal star]

hm

[south grove]

https://tenor.com/view/my-b-wife-wants-to-watch-gif-5972679680740712070

[sullen forge]

Clads speaking

[stone fern]

which heavy sword is light heavy to clear and heavy light for single target?

[sullen forge]

Quiet and listen

[stone fern]

wow i get BULLIED everytime i try to use a new weapon

back to rashad.........

[sullen forge]

Mk 6 iirc

[stone fern]

thank

ill test it out

[sullen forge]

Mk7 horde clear was Special heavy for Horde

[sullen forge]

Yeah exactly it’s perfect for your skill!

[stone fern]

Yes

mk6 feels good

[rocky nacelle]

"rashad" "skill"

[dense field]

https://tenor.com/view/simpsons-joke-gif-3708727

[sullen forge]

Ermmmm… r/woosh……

[south grove]

anyone on????

[opaque island]

no just you, you're the only real person playing the game, everyone else are npcs

[wary timber]

Just take helbore at this point

[surreal shore]

guys

indiigasnus crusher

whats the build on it?

[pale spindle]

Like blessings, perks, talents?

[surreal shore]

perks

specificaly

i know talents thats easy slaighterer with skull crusher

yeah

big damage

[gleaming furnace]

Tbh I’d swap for hammer blow

Or trauma

[misty nova]

Keep Skullcrusher

[pale spindle]

Oh wait I'm thinking of something else

[gleaming furnace]

Whichever is the better version of the same thing

[pale spindle]

Nvm I'm insane

[surreal shore]

tbf

[gleaming furnace]

For maximum bonk

[surreal shore]

anyway whatss the build on crusher?

for perks though?

[gleaming furnace]

Prob flak maniac or carapace

[sullen forge]

Elite Flak iirc

[surreal shore]

tbf you if run the stagger and impact talents you ownt need trauma

why not manaic?

really?

god i i wish josho was here i could ask

[gleaming furnace]

I guess there’s only one melee maniac

[misty nova]

Well you could check the pinned guide

Little outdated on the blessing choice

But still holds

[gleaming furnace]

All the others are squishy except mutants

[pale spindle]

I do t think crusher has any specific perk choices

The guide says any combo of elite /flak/maniac/cara/unyield

[misty nova]

Well I use flak elites as well

[pale spindle]

U can take maniac

[surreal shore]

oh okay hmm

i think elite is a must

[pale spindle]

But tbh u can stun ragers with the special so they aren't nearly as dangerous

[gleaming furnace]

Why lol like most elites are already flak

[surreal shore]

not only that give me a sec

[gleaming furnace]

You can stun ragers by just bonking them normally

[surreal shore]

this talent helps alot from waht i expereinced

[pale spindle]

No fury with Crusher 😔

[gleaming furnace]

Furryphobe

[pale spindle]

Furries unite

[hard nexus]

cara let’s u reach crusher one shot with sustained assault, slaughter, chastise

[visual stream]

If you can get TWBS within two points then I would do that instead personally

Unless you really like that impact strength

[pale spindle]

Yeah but that is conditional, I assume there are some specific breakpoints with thrust as well 🤔

[hard nexus]

punishment does little, 30% stagger strength is very little

[hard nexus]

probably but thrust isn’t very good either

[surreal shore]

this one is good too but i got no points XD

[hard nexus]

just push attack

[surreal shore]

i wanted to make a middle build XD

[pale spindle]

What the fuck is that AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[light badge]

I FUCKING HATE GREEN DOGS

[surreal shore]

that is my middle tree

build

XD

[visual stream]

As a gimmick I'm guessing?

[gleaming furnace]

Yea that’s a meme build fr

[visual stream]

You're relatively doing your best in that case then

[gleaming furnace]

Don’t get me wrong I enjoy a good meme build from time to time

[visual stream]

Maybe getting rid of EWEW and disdain for something else would do you better though

[surreal shore]

EWEW?

xd

[plucky gate]

tfw you go for a meme support build and you have to dodge every good node

[gleaming furnace]

Ew ew indeed

[pale spindle]

Nah this is a meme build, watch

https://darktide.gameslantern.com/builds/9ce25c43-a636-4463-b1bc-dfab68cf8a66/max-impact?utm_medium=website&utm_source=gameslantern&utm_campaign=share_button

[surreal shore]

OH DISTAIN BAD?

[visual stream]

Enemies Within, Enemies Without

Disdain decent but doesn't work on every swing

[gleaming furnace]

Disdain isn’t even terrible and it’s basically free

[surreal shore]

wait why is EW EW bad again?

[paper harness]

they hate you too

[surreal shore]

people use blood redemption im guessing?

[sullen forge]

What did the puppies do to you to deserve such vitriol

[visual stream]

Not bad at all, but there are nodes that could be helping you more if optimized

[gleaming furnace]

It’s such a tiny amount of toughness

[surreal shore]

tbf i got a braced auto

[plucky gate]

imo ewew is okay, but not worth keeping at the cost of all the good shit you dodged on your tree

[surreal shore]

like which one?

[pale spindle]

The fact you have nothing from the right branch is a hate crime ngl

[plucky gate]

until death

[gleaming furnace]

Holy rev

Top right barely benefits crusher tbh

[pale spindle]

There are really only 3 talent trees for almost all Zealot builds BTW