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Ehh more like
CIAG perks????
It’s been getting worse
ugghghghghghgh
.
Wince auirc released
Die tintin
the only complaint i have is the end event is just a bit inconsistently long, and snipers spawning in the gate so you can’t tknife them
You don’t need to pay it if you are dead
Have you tried it with pubbies recently?
yah
don't want family members to pay it
that's bad for business
i feel like i’ve had games go worse on smelter end event
Get off the elevator
More hell
Smelter event can be bad but silo cluster is the worst overall map
i explain how brutal momentum works on a reddit post asking how it worked cuz all of the comments were blatantly wrong
my comment didnt get buried, redditors informed, pub knowledge level slightly increased
Debt doesn’t transfer once you die
i saw ur post actually
i meant to reply to it
then i passed out
i’m leaving all my debts to my children in my will
I owe my parents money
:P
so yea they probably do
How much
Like if i judged maps by just an event
I hate relay station mid event
i find it fun, i love the mid event bridge
They can just sell your corpse for more
relay station sucks
But relay station itself isn’t a bad map overall
this was like 3 months ago lmao
hilarious
both maps where u have to transmite the message
Literally the only good part
Is the mid event of silo cluster
Otherwise it’s just hell
Relay station mid event is good
the green laser and the stop the broadcast missions, they both are gross
i don’t like them
No it’s fuckin not for pubbers
It spawns at least more than 10 enemies
is desperado good???
the talent or the blessing
because both are good
laspistol blessing
desparado is also actually 20% crit chance, they literally just copied the code of riposte lol
feels like it's riposte +
LOL
that diagram was posted there but no one comprehended what the hell it meant
Kark n ball special
How the turns table
i feel like ive been given a mental disorder from this video
and reassuringly accurate
Dw i give you the pass (no i dont)
can i dm u something i accidentally posted a while ago
you will obtain countless illnesses watching the video
it’s vv funny
it’s ok i’m immune to slop
“Fruity, fab” ahh look who can’t say REDACTED
not cuz of why he deleted it
but just the entire thing
It’s where it originated from
it was like a car crash you couldnt look away from
LMFAO
this is one of the best posts to come out of 4chan
Y u all up so late..
i was laying in bed eyes closed phone down for like 45 minutes
and couldn’t sleep
Cant sleep
Isnt dat right meow..,
Full of cheese
The snore monster is still snorinf
kill
Gonna kms
Aaaeeeuuuuugh
Cole got to experience what happens when I have a functional ranged weapon

And not the auto pistol
Lemme guess: You kill stuff
yeah but even then
i still had enough ammo for the whole mission, and thats when i was using my gun more than most builds
holy shit sprunki wenda
Most ammo take
Sorry meow
nobody here gets that regerence
I must slep
Stan fvirys
Yah me too
u don’t want the funny slur gif
Infected
So tire
No cacine
i had like 1-2 tins and bags taken
dorn had 3-7, each
Vaccine
It’s muscle memory from plasteel farming
but meow... "funny" isn't a slur word...
Send it
when i use it it is
Stan virus
💤 💭 
Infected
HOPRAY!
Death doom
Gn glooperz
And bad food
HOPRAY'
wow, thats so funny
no sprunki is a thing
Ur glooper
I see... the council shall record this...
thats not a council
thats the entire government
idk, Cole, meow might not find that funny
parliament
And by it
hahaahhaahahahah
me when i’m on the toilet
My ferrets
i can’t stop fucking laughing at this
lmfao
LMFAO
In the warehouse straight up forkin it
let’s just say
I mean
my lift
My pallets
blaze away pinning fire????
yah
u can do BA IB instead though for tness gen
halo infinite is a good game
campaign was mid tho
sigh I couldn't sleep yet, tonight, cause I was still craving pizza >.>'
it was bad
So I put another one in the oven <.<
don’t sigh at me
that’s my line
sighs at not me instead
Halo shitinite
But no flood
this is me
For 3 fucking games
And shitry rovoots
like at all
Why not robots and flood
A furry ?
it’s literally me
no im jsut wolp
X just gave me a joe rogan advertisement push notifi
Im quitting to blue sky
A wolp, you say...?
Gnarp
Erm you’re not even close to being a wolp
Even fent baby struggled the true struggle
Cannot post 99% of knb memes
Which came first the wolf or the egg?
knb?
No
I am flood simp
I hate destiny
I ahye bungie and 343
kuper nario bros
Checkurmates
oh lmfao
Is that similar to trying to have a reasonable food conversation with Stan?
I simp for no one
why do you say that
you like weird tentacle noodles
Except ect muscular women
that's what I'm hearing
r they just
evil n fucked up
in there
evil? 50 50... fucked up? Most certainly
I mean look at the people who hang out here lol
Normal every day people ?
There was much talk, and uwu shall listen
Sure.... yeah..... totally what I meant.......
i feel like supra/fentanyl baby is a name ive heard or seen before
COUGH
Fent baby yeah
idk from where tho
Naked ogryn funny name
true
the cult
it’s a dorn grub
No
I'm not mentally alert enough to clutch damnation, much less something like that lol
every person i see running naked is a dorn grub
No longer exists for the most part
I posted a gif of grubs then deleted it lol
I’m wide awake but the power is out
that’s just europe
Wrong gif
i remember this persons name
England*
codeine puppy
Pretty good
LOL I REMMEBE THAT TOO
codeine puppy
me as fuck
Mlem
SirTopHatTheThird
I wanted to switch to my ogryn on stream but I do not think the cms would appreciate rindas plap pig
For some reason
Born to use ssj4 gogeta forced to have a normal name
Quite sad
The dude who leaked naked’s name for a while until FS force changed it was little-kid-lover

Too far even for me
As long as it isn't "Tanner" it will probably be okay
"child-appreciator"
Okay, I stand corrected
that one is also too much lmao
i need to think of something creative that isnt too far or too unoriginal
Like you gave me almost immediate instant regret with that one lol
Big naturals gandalf
Pegged by hadron was my finest creation
What a horrible day to have eyes lol
Big E's Boytoy?
kars extended warranty is too long of a name
actually gonna kms
seditionslvt was a creation @rocky nacelle and i came up with that i still need 2 make my name
that’s a good one
Read this and the image flashed in my head like a blood memory.
If only I could delete memories from my brain.
I like the implication of this
Xavier's hand is actually an infrared remote control
Calciumbender
He can only read the mind of someone he rudely points his finger towards
Tbf Xavier's power does allow him to influence your actions.
is that the weird one
No
It's a whole thing in the xmen movies where Magneto is executing somebody and he can't stop him.
I dont remember the full context but that was the scene.
The gooner has some freak simps currently
Dorn's new goon?
yeah 40k fans
and discord people
i’m shocked i haven’t had anyone really hit on me from this server
They still think they have a chance
i could fix her…
LOL
She just needs to get them in vc with me once and they will never annoy her again… shame
She ain't gonna fuck you, Dorn.


I don’t wanna fuck her either
"EMPEROR LOVES BUSSY"
At least your head is on straight.
I know many people that would jump at the chance for some e-thot action.
Quite depressing, really.

i would like to clarify that this is a joke
No it's too late.
aw
I... I didn't have my headphones on the 1st time... what a terrible morning to have ears...
We keep a list of people you don’t want to be around in vc for a reason
Also LETS FUCKING GOOO I JUST GOT AN EXTRA 2 HOURS OF SLEEP BEFORE I HAVE TO GO TO WORK.
h
huh
Why be horny for anyone except the god emperor
There’s a reason I am more active outside of sp1 nowadays
If the Emperor didn't want me to be horny for people that aren't him, he wouldn't have made the sisters of battle look like that.
Just saying.
When the game was dead less irritating people were in there
once someone there was forcing a really weird anime girl kawaii voice and it pissed me off soooo much
having freak simps that give you stuff for free is still better than freak simps who try to find out where you live irl and tell you theyre going to keep you in their basement

Cole, what if there was a freak simp that wanted to live in your basement instead?
Psyker has a really high pitched voice
And every single time
it wasn’t psyker i don’t think
Well my pizza is done... I'm gonna go before I get more irreversible brain damage...
“Turn off the voice changer”
i don’t remember who it was

im going to tell them to turn on the voice changer
turn on the deep voice voice changer
let it normalize
You know if you adopt a tone for long enough your vocal cords will attempt to match it naturally.
This is why people think I'm rude all the time...
It's just my voice!
She sounds like a minor
i wouldnt be surprised
ive met many colorful characters on discord
why is car so long
I only go in strike party 1 when there’s Ainz and a few people or multiple of the grubs
Should I bother using bolt pistol to stagger bulwark hordes if I don’t have lethal prox
There ain't no way that's how they sound.
Rather just be in the grub server with burger
Oh yeah
That is obviously either a forced tone or a voice changer.
Nope
I know people IRL who talk like this
I refuse to believe someone could feasibly sound like that over a microphone.
makes me wanna bash their heads in
No.
Bolt pistol still functions well as a method of stacking some bleed on them, though.
German
i should probably pop by sp1 more
idk why
but itd be funny probably
Does it apply through the shield or do I gotta hit the flesh
Gotta hit flesh.
With a potato mic
I have only heard cole talk once in a clip
Plus extremely high pitched
guhghghghhh
Alright
in what clip
he sounds exactly how I thought he'd sound
Tintin is a Cole gooner confirmed.
a clip you sent
no lmao
Stun grenade also staggers bulwarks for a good while right
I'm just mashing keyboard bc I wanted to
it might’ve been a clip from when u me cica and psycho all played
Never forget
I might actually buy cosmetics bc you guys keep calling me a cole grub
Ngl it looked like you were just throwing haymakers for a moment I didn’t see the knife
LMFAO
I hit him into a barrel
I didn’t know knives had horizontal swings
And that hit him into the overhead
mk6 knife
thats the mk6 knife

I need to watch all the clips I post before I post them
I’ll just stick with crusher then
they’re both fine, mk3 is better in my opinion
Make sure they are clean
Much easier to hit headshots with.

male pattern baldness at 25
Dorn is definitely bald.
insane
100%.
this was in the game that we finished out
the game just hated us
knife just has too much itty bitty stabby energy to it, gib me something with a bit of weight behind it
tac axe
tac axe is knife mini
So if I build crit is it better than caxe?
yep
Ah I see
combat axes with brutal momentum is just fuckin overpowered
on a crit build yes
but
what cork said
tac axe isnt over powered, but it can still be quite good on zealot
I guess caxe is better at horde clear with bm and taxe is better with single target
cork
cork
LMFAO
Epic_Cork
Cod
He has to rename himself to Epic_Cork now.
Epic_Coke, Snort Enthusiast
i like tac axes more cuz im a crit cdr goblin, i like faster attack speed weapons, and i like high distance dodges
but overall combat axes are just more powerful weapons cuz bm fucking busted
lol
hiiii
nope
local plasmoid
Ah, yes, I come back for 10 seconds and find Meow telling people off.
Taxe has better stagger and longer dodges
out of site out of mind
tac axe is awesome cuz i get to abuse crit cdr and no one thinks im crutching on anything cuz people think taxe is bad
hiiiiiiiiii
Lmao
new nickname
wasn’t telling him off
it's gonna stick
just stating the truth
Im gonna use trauma directly on your character for the entire match
i’ll barrel and burster u at every opportunity
If I run at 15 fps does it matter if I set my fps limit to 60 or leave it at unlimited
It shouldn’t matter right
huh
How do you play the game at 15 fps
replace smyker with Yamker
then meow will use a knife and just outrun you
I have faced more miserable moments in life
I still have fun playing the game
I will accuse her of speedrunning
no i’ll use an evis and still outpace the entire team
Speaking of, this wasn’t fixed
(it’s a serious problem)
(i get carried away)
also something i’ve noticed
There are some fps limiters that add input lag, not sure about this game's.
But wtf 15 fps???
You just gapped us all
because you never build stacks of scourge
Just press w
?
Small issue
one of the people here (I forgot who) that argued chainaxe is top meta bc "knife and dsword are borderline bugged" (emphasis borderline) is like a streamer or smth, I opened their stream replay and their game was at like 13-17 FPS
How do you get out paced by a evis user
No one actualy uses chainswords
mk13g chainsword
is better than the mk3 evis
What’s the matter with the word
in nearly every way
by afking for 20 minutes
i read it as gaped
Ah
Explain
wrong!!!
which is a sexual term
Show the method
Ah
better horde clear, better single target
whats wrong
do you hate being gaped that much
I use the sword
I literally can crouch walk faster than evis users run

chainswords revs are pitiful tho
I know, 20 minutes isn't long enough... that still leaves time for them to catch up...
Idk meow just was better than us
they deal more damage to carapace than the mk3 evis lol
Yes
She is
What the fuck
yeah it’s fucking stupid lmfao
wait they were
They didn’t
i love fucked up smiley emotes
PLEASEEEEE

Fatshark try not to make weapon balance extremely dumb
i have a lot of pent up feelings about evis
Oh boy Meow was on a meowpage...
evis stinky stonky
I put my greasy mits on maps

i wasn’t saying that to u it was more of like an exasperated rage against the universe
Local repentia ousting her frustrations
I NEEED THE DEV COPY
LITERALLY
WHY IS
IT A FUCKING
.33 multiplier
from target 1
to target 2
on h1
the fucking SWEEPING HEAVY
ON AN EVIS
god I could have problems on maps fixed so quickly if I had a dev copy
IT MAKES NO SENSE
And could teleport
My first change when talking to the devs
meow rn ^
literally
Silo cluster has been permanently removed from the map pool
LMAO
I also deleted its source code
euughjghhh
I got trapped through a solid object playing shit cluster on stream with the devs
good thing I got the final run of that map type in, last night, then lol

Talking about silo cluster is awakening my inner danny g
it’s ok
sewerslvt can save me
Yam and Meow... the new dream team... of rage...
is that the birmingham is a fucking shithole guy
Birmingham is a shithole tbf
Yes
Yea
another silo cluster run another scuff at throwing knife inflexibility "dude most damage just headshot" fence
What do we call them? Meommers?
Just don't replace the h with a m lol
maters?
A single change that would save silo cluster
I hate OCE servers so much
I said don't and you immediately did XD
i’ll read it
i’ll probably disagree
but i’ll read it
Create a walkway without walls that goes to the room next to tge medicae
what about staff
what bug was it
uwa
Shooting fucking rounds out of my bolt pistol the size of my fucking head
Instead of you know
Looking at the code to see why the recoil is applied before the gun is shot

Totally reasonable

what guns is that for
bolters?
or all
Bolt pistol
That’s why it was terrible
Walahi im finished
Dance of death helps ranged issues massively
it’s so fun but it’s so bad
also i think that my crit mk3 build is actually the best way to run mk3 evis
buff duelling sword
Stalwart or team crit
Ds5 could use actual horde clear
Tbh
Just drop it’s unyield and carapace damage
Especially on the lights
look how bad the duelling sword is dooood @paper harness
sorry I just really like that clip
lol
shred perfect strike on the evis
You are swinging 5 times a second
huh
Bloodthirsty or just shred rampage?
Precog
mk3, so shred perfect strike
ah
ds5 is really fun
I think the theoretical max I could pull out of the ds5 is close to 13k a second
It’s not Rashad tier
with lights or heavies
Lights
Captain Acheran bestows upon Lieutenant Titus the GREATEST HONOR OF THE ULTRAMARINES CHAPTER! A little version of himself.
#40k #SpaceMarine2 #spacemarines
i love its light combos
I love the rashad
they feel soooo much better than ds4s
so much
Love my ironhelm
yep..
Ds5 can get you clipped out of the map
That’s how far it can dodge

lmfao
does it really have higher dodge distance?
2 stats for dodge
defenses and mobility
they stack
it has defences???
is ds5 precog uncanny
Precog shred
i think so
what’s the dump stat
Defenses
noted
it trades cleave damage for defences
Damage
dump penetration, take uncanny, dodge max
who up dodgemaxxing
Dumping pen could actually work with how stupid it is
i may not have a brain
since ds5 wants uncanny
Who up maxxing they dodge
but i have an idea
meee!!
What would be the higher dodge value
2 shotting crushers
who up proccing they duellist
Psyker or zealot?
meeeee!!!
wdym
Veteran
psyker gets 6 dodges max
oh yeah i forget about WS buffing dodges
Psyker's dodge talent which increases dodge range or judgement
but does WS buff dodges more than IJ
Iirc yes
Time to look at the kuli vet guide lmao
real
kuli is my savior
Is there anything besides bosses that aren’t affected by stun grenades
source code is literally googleable
Green enemies
Corruptor eyes
Indeed
What are those
its the fact that its fatshark code so its almost impossible to discern
I have a copy downloaded
It’s actually pretty readable
Tentacle eye thing with carapace
For lua game code
I have no idea what you are talking about
Seen a lot worse
Wait do you mean those nurgle growths
Bruh
What
oh my god i found a gem
3 tentacle arms
Have you played the smelter mid event
opposite of coal
lmao
I don’t remember map names or events
the only thing i could find in regards to nurgle blessed enemies was the budget cost for spawning mutant/dog wave type enemies with the blessing
What if the corruptor eye actualy did get affected by stun
Maybe it would glare at you less or something
smelter mid event is the waiting for the elevator in the center of the room
do u want the gem too
idk what it is but send it to me
it’s truly a gem
Happened in strike party 1 2 months ago
huh

Some dude was jacking it in vc

should i make this my banner
Was he stroking that thang
Ur so autism <3
did he have lotion on it
I muted him in vc once
Aegis is assburgers certified
is that a yes
do i keep my current banner
or swap it to that
Swap it
Shush
shhh
ok pawesome
Wdym
dorn u have turned into my grub
Would 100% do that
Hollup
Do not care about the risks
Also where did grub even come from exactly
Why does the animation look so good tho
pretty sure cica was the one who brought that term in
Made in collaboration with Sirce-AP
https://www.youtube.com/user/LoneDestiny6
Only You / The Only Thing I Know For Real(Intense x Revengeance Mashup)
https://soundcloud.com/veetri-unleashed/only-you-the-only-thing-i-know-for-real
what animation
I’m not surprised actually
in dorns post?
that’s not animated lol
if u mean my gif
that i sent earlier
it’s because murder drones is peak
because episodes 7 and 8 of murder drones are fucking peak animation
How peak...
u should watch MD
Poppy's peaktime
!!
Murder drones…?
hi psycho
peaaak
u should watch MD
now!
Im in pain n
why
peak







