zealot-class

[copper hawk]

I got @teal sapphire and u 2 hang

Now u r both pawesome

For every 2 ppl who dont work out

[jagged cradle]

Thank you miss evis

[copper hawk]

Or 3 u get a diamond

Like Jacket

[hard nexus]

https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/iE9WgDUtBK69iLof4/d13372XcZ2go?invite=cr-MSxCQ3ksMjA0ODY2MDQ3LA

[copper hawk]

It what makin friendz w new ppl worth it,,

[light badge]

How do you guys feel about peach rings?

[hard nexus]

and this is what bloodthirsty can do

on a mk15

[teal sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/wolf-wolves-wilderness-wild-wolf-growl-gif-5611742

[hard nexus]

for hordes

and it lets u chain kill crushers

did i say that already

[jagged cradle]

I think ?

[copper hawk]

Handha siv and stimpee australian man were also diamonds

[jagged cradle]

Probably

[copper hawk]

I guess r still diamonds cuz theyre not dead

...yet

[ornate bone]

https://tenor.com/view/adachi-adachi-true-persona-adachi-persona-true-adachi-not-true-gif-1844847996839870836

[copper hawk]

And para is cool SOMETIMEZ

[jagged cradle]

Hmm I guess I’ll dust off the old zealot to try this then

[copper hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/boysmell-felix-argyle-gif-26829323

[hard nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/sasha-wolfdog-wolp-wolfdog-gif-13396037099532422410

[copper hawk]

Meowmeownto meowri handhna..

It's kiiiino..

[hard nexus]

troo

[copper hawk]

Erm

Misgendered urself w the gif

[light badge]

Do u guys like these things

[copper hawk]

Let me fix it 4 u sweaty

[hard nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/wolf-growl-snarl-girlwolf-shewolf-gif-9942770988235712676

[copper hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/wolf-growl-snarl-girlwolf-shewolf-gif-9942770988235712676

There u go

[teal sapphire]

ty

:3

[light badge]

Jinx

[hard nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/murderdrones-murder-drones-murder-drones-murder-drones-finale-gif-9865326695722430135

[light badge]

Now kiss

[hard nexus]

should i make this my banner

[light badge]

Hard image

[light badge]

🔥

[copper hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/frenchies-puppy-bulldog-dog-frenchie-gif-1231832289889910630

[hard nexus]

@frosty herald thoughts on this

[copper hawk]

Nah make this ur banner

[hard nexus]

no

[jagged cradle]

And that was blood thirsty rampage correct?

[hard nexus]

i must be murder drones themed

[hard nexus]

bloodthirsty rampage +carapace +unyielding

rev lights on the mk15 have a damage cap of 6

[frozen kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/faith-game-faith-no-u-gif-26983212

in a game with people that dont shove dogs

[hard nexus]

opposed to the damage cap of 4 on normal lights

[frozen kernel]

Im saving everyone

[hard nexus]

with buffs going

you’ll kill 6 chaff per swing

[jagged cradle]

Interesting interesting

o7

I’ll give a review if you want after an auric dam

[hard nexus]

in that game i clutched 5 times in that final train area, that was a 3veg (monstrous specials, blessing of nurgle, enhanced blitz, waves of specialist, only scab)

[hard nexus]

go ahead

i only really use mk15 on

3veg

or civi

[hard nexus]

evil

[hard nexus]

all in that final area

[spare talon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/857804572814475285/879062047931908116/---omni_ass.gif

[paper harness]

hammerblow skullcrusher flak maniac

[hard nexus]

no high voltage?

[paper harness]

no

[hard nexus]

hrm….

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1130953226611597413/1290829071634272286/V_dance.gif

[paper harness]

stagger bps

[hard nexus]

more like

swagger BPs

owned

hi jacket

u lurker

[teal sapphire]

[spare talon]

what the fuck

[hard nexus]

judy blackmailed nick into helping with a case

absolutely she plants weed

[teal sapphire]

im on the final ep of telltales twd rn for some reason i nvr played it.. i can tell im gonna cry sad tears or happy tears at the end of this :0

[hard nexus]

tears of swag

[paper harness]

go back to psyker chat

[hard nexus]

she is welcome in zealot chat

[ornate bone]

why the fox so fucking thick

[hard nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/wolf-growl-snarl-girlwolf-shewolf-gif-9942770988235712676

[light badge]

I have no idea

It's concerning

He looks like he has tumors

[teal sapphire]

[jagged cradle]

Does manic give you any break points on mk15

[teal sapphire]

he overdosed on e... so sad........

[copper hawk]

Im gonna keep using high voltage and skullcrusher

[ornate bone]

I'm glad they took another one zoomed out

I was dying to see what was on the rest of the shoulder

[copper hawk]

Cuz dorn is a disheveled noob who hits the quan on gloopers in snoyburg

FAIL !

So not halal mode

[ornate bone]

dorn more like uhhhhh dork

https://tenor.com/view/snail-cucumber-snail-eating-cucumber-snail-cucumber-funny-gif-25870918

[spare talon]

god ive never thought about this
killing myself

i should try it

[paper harness]

...

[copper hawk]

Ellipses..

[hard nexus]

not really

[spare talon]

https://tenor.com/view/steamhappi-steam-happi-steamhappy-gif-8354529502529721939

[copper hawk]

Is higui a dorn grub

[hard nexus]

you rev one shot mutants

and you rev one shot dreg ragers

[paper harness]

why do you think the build on the crusher was sc hb

[hard nexus]

it might change some bp on unrevved heavies

but idk

[copper hawk]

Cuz it didnt have high voltage

[ivory marlin]

The bronze age? Yeah i know him he plays for the lakers

[copper hawk]

Duh , noob !

[hard nexus]

i’d have to test more

did the loadout config mod get updated

@paper harness

[light badge]

Christ is king 🙏

[ivory marlin]

I feel like every time i pop up in zealot chat there aew more cat related people

[copper hawk]

Undertale reference

Omori reference

[hard nexus]

i’m the only cat related person

[copper hawk]

Yah

[ivory marlin]

This prison… to hold me? Ass head

[ivory marlin]

Idk man im tired

[reef sinew]

Question, for Zealot what curio's and buffs for them do you recommend?

[copper hawk]

It's just meow

Ur crazy lil blud :/

[ivory marlin]

Been driving for 5 hours

[copper hawk]

Uh

I think i run 2 hp and 1 tness

Or 2 tness 1 hp

[ivory marlin]

:(

[hard nexus]

you run that one

[copper hawk]

Ohg

Yah that one

And i run +hp +tness and +gunners on all of them

[paper harness]

max 1 hp curio

[hard nexus]

i run 3 toughness, each with toughness and health on them, 2 gunner resist, and then the final perk slot can be whatever you want

[misty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/grub-hub-boogie-food-dance-grub-hub-grub-hub-guy-gif-21922103

Activation word grub

[jagged cradle]

And what is the unyielding for

I’m just curious what the thought process is not trying to sound rude

[vague depot]

I forgot if I ran flak unyielding or carapace on mk15

[misty nova]

I hate waiting for Johnny to give the option for Don't Fear the Reaper

[ornate bone]

https://tenor.com/view/grubhub-grubhub-ad-ad-get-real-delivery-dance-gif-20214033

[hard nexus]

bosses

you can swap it out

it’s really not important

[light badge]

Max toughness is the way

[hard nexus]

carapace/elites is

[light badge]

Any agreers?

[hard nexus]

yeah

i agree

[light badge]

@paper harness reddit downvote

[jagged cradle]

I’ll try unyielding as a basis

Wish me luck o7

[misty nova]

Time to party like it's 2023 🗣️

[paper harness]

get shot less

[burnt bobcat]

whatr the main zealot builds
theres like ds4 tknives and chastise, theres combat knife revolver and shroud, thats all i really know

[vague depot]

Crusher bolt pistol

[light badge]

Higher toughness = less damage taken for getting hit = faster regen

[vague depot]

Evis revolver

[light badge]

That's my thought process anyway

[vague depot]

Thammer flamer

It all works

Zealot is chill like that

[light badge]

Maxing HP feels a lot more punishing for making small mistakes

[vague depot]

What’s the discussion about rn

Hp vs toughness curios?

[light badge]

Ye

[burnt bobcat]

i think the issue is that certain things just run right through your toughness, so having a health buffer is good
that and iirc some attacks chunk health even with toughness

[paper harness]

3 health is worse than 3 toughness

[spare talon]

@obsidian prairie

https://tenor.com/view/gambling-jambling-gamblecore-burning-in-hellfire-screaming-gif-17846281577290593447

[burnt bobcat]

definitely

[vague depot]

Can’t you just go with 2 toughness 1 hp

That sounds fine

[paper harness]

a lot of people would say that is optimal

[burnt bobcat]

are you not a lot of people

[vague depot]

I run stamina instead of hp though

I like running

And pushing

[gleaming furnace]

Tbh stam only feels worth it on psyker cus they have like none

[burnt bobcat]

just-dont-get-hit stamina enjoyers:

[gleaming furnace]

Lowkey been considering running one since the toothpick has low stam thoughever

[burnt bobcat]

i want to try a sonic meme build now

[light badge]

+9 Stam + Deflector and KD is practically immortal assuming your back is to a wall and there's no aoe specials

[paper harness]

I think 2x tough 1x hp is optimal for most playersd

[light badge]

Quite funny

[burnt bobcat]

for most players?

[vague depot]

I do get hit a lot but instead of working on it I just spam fotf and tell everyone I’m running martyrdom

[burnt bobcat]

hard ask tho tbh

[light badge]

Your positioning needs to be perfect, but if you can manage that you will not be moved from that position

Unless yknow, bomber existing

[burnt bobcat]

where do i find an actually good zealot knife build lol

stealth bs

[paper harness]

One sec

[vague depot]

I hate how one of the bombers drop their grenade when they die with it

One last finger from the afterlife

I forgot why do you want stealth instead of fotf with knife

[burnt bobcat]

yo dorn hooking me up with that good emperor's light

[paper harness]

https://darktide.gameslantern.com/build-editor?id=9d57cbd5-a89b-4b76-a797-113132a785cd

[burnt bobcat]

yummy backstab and mobility i assume, plus just being on the good tree?

[light badge]

It's the single most ridiculous single target dps zealot has

[hard nexus]

stealth buffs finesse, knife has high finesse

but knife also works very well with chastise

[burnt bobcat]

thats a build editor link, no worky :(

[hard nexus]

so both are fine

[jagged cradle]

I’d rather not explode

[burnt bobcat]

use bolt pistol? or is that just kinda there

[storm elm]

I love the Thunder Hammer so much

Daemonhost? More like Daemontoast

[vague depot]

Ah I see

[vague depot]

Seems like the only thing that was touched was the talent tree

[vague depot]

What’s the benefits and disadvantages of taking either

[hard nexus]

idk honestly

i don’t use knife nor stealth

someone else can give u a better answer

[burnt bobcat]

i realized that after mb

[vague depot]

Damn

[burnt bobcat]

im taking brauto agri8 with that knife build

[vague depot]

Last time I tried stealth knife I really didn’t like it so I deleted the build and never touched it again

It was mostly just me struggling to horde clear

[burnt bobcat]

my guess is you really need to get it right first

flamer or brauto might be what youre supposed to use on the build?

range horde clear sillies

[jagged cradle]

So i finished my run and i have some thoughts…

[burnt bobcat]

tell us unenlightened fools the way of the god emperor

[jagged cradle]

I haven’t the slightest clue lmao I can guess some things but I’m not that into the game like some of you

[light badge]

🔥

[hard nexus]

hm

[modern lintel]

i will now break my 3 week darktide fast

[hard nexus]

is this port sulphur band

it looks and sounds like it

[light badge]

si

[hard nexus]

pawesome

[light badge]

https://tenor.com/view/pawsome-oreo-cat-awesome-great-job-good-gif-17913462

[vague depot]

Ah I see

[light badge]

my condolences

[jagged cradle]

It feels really good actually I had alot of fun, I see the vision with bloodthirsty and it’s cool but I do prefer shred abit more ty!

[vague depot]

I religiously stuck to slow high damage ranged weapons for special sniping

[modern lintel]

straight to gloriana whats the worst that could happen

[vague depot]

How far can a enemy be before it’s near impossible to hit them with a throwing knife no matter how high I aim

[light badge]

https://tenor.com/view/barrel-i-hate-you-screw-you-kicking-anger-gif-22768982

[paper harness]

no idea

[hard nexus]

like 70 meters

[paper harness]

however

hamdol killed a gunner from 90

[hard nexus]

damn

my current record is

i think 64

[paper harness]

2 whole ass ammo crates to do it

[vague depot]

Holy shit

[burnt bobcat]

how do you actually make use of knife single target damage? what do you do to triggfer it?

[vague depot]

When fighting a horde of ragers with dueling sword should I just spam heavy special or do light and push attacks with occasional special

[hard nexus]

wdym

[burnt bobcat]

like witht he build what do you need to do before making good damages

[hard nexus]

just heavy attack

ohh

[paper harness]

special light heavy

[ornate bone]

wife on middle

egg hair

[jagged cradle]

I’m just getting into limbus it’s fun so far don’t know much tho

[paper harness]

bloodthirsty users when they have to admit it works on civi

only

[modern lintel]

bruh why are the chemdogs back in rotation

[rigid lagoon]

chem dawg

[dense field]

2900

[hard nexus]

it works fine in anything lol

[modern lintel]

alright contestants which pair of pants belongs to which class

[hard nexus]

it shines in civi and 3veg

[vague depot]

This is a commission btw

[hard nexus]

but it works plenty fine

[vague depot]

I can direct you to the starving artist

[light badge]

left is vet, right is zealot

I think

[modern lintel]

1000 cookie points

[vague depot]

It takes like 3 or so cantos to get to the good stuff and the later content is kind of a struggle if you haven’t been playing since the very start but the game isn’t hard

Enjoy your time

[jagged cradle]

I definitely will thanks for the info

I love gacha games

[vague depot]

This is a pay to win game

[paper harness]

For some reason, I am not at all surprised

[vague depot]

Spend like 15 bucks on the battle pass and you can unironically ignore the entire gacha mechanic

[jagged cradle]

What’s that supposed to mean

[grizzled aspen]

I am no grub.

[modern lintel]

top grub

[hard nexus]

idk…..

[copper hawk]

I cant commission artists

Although i want to

Im too shy to pay someone to draw something for me

[cerulean moth]

Commission me

I can’t draw

I can 3d animate tho

What twinks would you like kissing today sir 🍽️

[paper harness]

I know a few…. 3d artists

[jagged cradle]

So thoughts on the normal chain sword

[paper harness]

It’s better than the mk3 evis

lmao

[misty nova]

Light spam times 100

[vague depot]

Rip

I should have probably told them to credit themselves on the art ngl

[jagged cradle]

Most things are better then mk3 evis

[cerulean moth]

Like@your mom

[hard nexus]

u stole that from me

[hard nexus]

mk13g does the mk3 evis better

unfortunately

[misty nova]

And that's the end of my sixth (?) playthrough of Cyberpunk 2077
Shotguns are fun

[jagged cradle]

I know that’s hard to admit it’s ok…

[spare talon]

@obsidian prairie learning that the bonus from mastering an archetype is an increase to the characters base stats has even further justified my grinding

[jagged cradle]

I have to admit… I have an addiction to the heavy sword

[obsidian prairie]

Wait you didn’t know

[paper harness]

Still funny

[burnt bobcat]

what blessings for knife because im starting to feel like mine are wrong

[spare talon]

i couldnt find anything definitive either online or checking in stats until just now

[misty nova]

Uncanny Riposte Precognition
Riposte Precognition

[spare talon]

i couldnt be sure if it was just an extra boost to the stats of the archetype itself or base

[burnt bobcat]

oh
wow
yep i was wrong

[spare talon]

but mastering magic seeker and it giving 25 extra hp made me realize it was base

[burnt bobcat]

me over here with frickin flesh tearer and mercy killerer

[hard nexus]

and sad

[light badge]

does the one knife blessing that instakills nonogryns function only for first target?

[paper harness]

Uncanny riposte, precog riposte

[obsidian prairie]

It gives a popup every time you do it

[spare talon]

almost all of the times ive mastered an archetype was via overworld

[misty nova]

Ooh ghost wire Tokyo will be free on Epic
Recommend it lots

[obsidian prairie]

You are an actual crazy ass

Also

Some of the rewards are hp/mp

[light badge]

Oh hell yeah, thanks for the heads up

[jagged cradle]

Oh ill definitely give it a shot

[light badge]

I've been wanting to play it but I have no idea if I'll actually like it lol

[spare talon]

im in the dungeon where you get eupha as a bond just grinding the skeletons

[obsidian prairie]

It has no FoV slider

[light badge]

And what's the default fov?

[obsidian prairie]

Bad

[light badge]

Or I guess, only fov

[obsidian prairie]

Like 70 or something

[light badge]

70 is playable for me, honestly

Especially for a single player game

[obsidian prairie]

I play everything at max except ultrakill

Because it’s max is 180

[tidal berry]

think I may have figured out what was killing my fps

[plucky gate]

wtf 180 fov

[light badge]

I'm a 90 fov gamer

It just feels right

[obsidian prairie]

How do you live

[tidal berry]

I can work with this

[paper harness]

I pushed 4000 fps once

Game was actually unplayable

However

Was kinda funny

[misty ravine]

Less than 90 makes me feel nauseous. I still remember Rainbow Six Vegas 2 having its FOV locked to like 65 and feeling paranoid as fuck because it felt like you were running around permanently scoped in

[tidal berry]

I was just on a quest to stop the ''amd stutter'' from occuring

[paper harness]

Everything was one grey blob

[light badge]

Infinite bacon and no games except replace bacon with framerate and games with polygons

[paper harness]

Including the enemies

[vague depot]

When fighting a horde of ragers with dueling sword should I just spam heavy special or do light and push attacks with occasional special

[plucky gate]

wtf was your resolution just 1 pixel?

[paper harness]

Maybe I should make that a challenge run

[tidal berry]

did you use that cursed .ini on nexusmods?

[paper harness]

I made my own

[paper harness]

720 with dlss cranked up

[tidal berry]

honestly someone should make a potato.ini thats somewhat acceptable to look at lmao

[plucky gate]

that sounds actually pretty horrible

[tidal berry]

in my quest to make the game playable again I went back to re-add those RT tweaks

[misty ravine]

Fatshark just did (at least compared to what I had before)

[plucky gate]

dlss with no pixels to work with

[paper harness]

Extreme boredom

[plucky gate]

looks horrid

[tidal berry]

lowering RTXGI is a good way to get horrible horrible visual artifacts, shimmering etc

[paper harness]

[tidal berry]

however, it seems stable at 0.5

[paper harness]

My record was pushing 12000 in Victoria 2

[vernal terrace]

he is a gay femboy in the military he needs all the support he can get to get through the day

[cerulean moth]

BEG FOR IT

BEG ME FOR IT

[paper harness]

Only possible if you have a dev copy but

[tidal berry]

gf loves that game lmao, it kills my brain cells trying to comprehend it watching her play

[paper harness]

Still pretty funny

[tidal berry]

oh, I forgot to mention, for future reference, amd gpu peasants, the fix I tried was:

1. Doing shader cache reset on amd panel
2. Disable ULPS (I used msi afterburner for this)

This was what made my stutters largely go away

[paper harness]

Darktide is the only game I have dlss on for

[jade sonnet]

Is there like a how-to for this class? I've done about 75 rounds but just can't get the hang of it. I feel extremely useless compared to my other 3 characrers

[paper harness]

The only game I need it for

[paper harness]

Post your build

[jade sonnet]

I've tried many posted builds, they're nothing original

[vague depot]

It’s fine post it anyways

[visual stream]

If it's off of GamesLantern it probably sucks nuts

Therefore post pls 🙏

[vague depot]

Gameslantern is a great place to make builds

But it’s a horrible place to browse for builds

It’s like the build website for warframe ngl

[jade sonnet]

Swapping back to him, hang on

Just seems like a very dodge heavy character that I suck at

[light badge]

Friendly reminder that overframe still has Yareli in D tier for some god forsaken reason

[vague depot]

Fuck tier lists in warframe

That shit is mad unhealthy for a game like that

[light badge]

And here's the kicker

Loki in C tier

[frozen kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-meme-crying-can-take-gif-27484359

[light badge]

Actual raw comedy

[vague depot]

Oh that’s cause 90% of mfs don’t know how to use Loki besides spamming invis for spy missions

Gg

[jade sonnet]

How do I even get a picture of the whole build 😵‍💫

[vague depot]

Make it on gameslantern

[spare talon]

they say that it updates with each patch but theres no way it does
almost all of the tiers of where the warframes are are based on how they were initially released

because its based on votes

and the votes simply arent cleared im sure

[vague depot]

I went way too hard into warframe

[misty nova]

W + M1
With the occasional dodge

[vague depot]

Burnt out

Only 500 hours but I can’t seem to play the game anymore

[spare talon]

i reached mr 33 in about 1500 hours

[vague depot]

I’m at 27

[light badge]

I hop on warframe to turn my brain off and ruin my gpu's lifespan

[vague depot]

Trying to hit at least 30 so I can hand out blessings

[paper harness]

Warframe player

https://tenor.com/view/disappointed-cat-upset-annoyed-perturbed-gif-2678264647403754706

[vague depot]

I liked gauss

And volt

[jagged cradle]

Me soon

[light badge]

Zephyr best frame

[vague depot]

And Titania and practically anyone fast pretty much

[light badge]

Bird up

[vague depot]

Slam zephyr goes hard

Pair that shit with a vauban for necracells

[plucky gate]

i had a warframe phase

[spare talon]

i went to the 10th tennocon and saw 1999 announced live
was very cool
va for thrax signed my name as coal and i didnt have the heart to say anything cuz he was very obviously overwhelmed as a new VA
steve accidentally skipped over me when signing over stuff and was embarrassed when he realized

[vague depot]

Oh I forgot

You’re cole

When fighting a horde of ragers with dueling sword should I just spam heavy special or do light and push attacks with occasional special

[spare talon]

unfortunately yes

heavy special spam

i have a video, as usual

[jagged cradle]

Do you have videos for everything??

[spare talon]

yes
my hard drive hates me

[jagged cradle]

I hate you almost

Let’s see the video I’m a visual learner

[paper harness]

Use ranged

[paper harness]

Tehe

[vague depot]

I’m just leveling up ranged weapons rn I got a dbs that can’t even one shot a gunner unless I shove the barrel down their rectum

[paper harness]

Only 3 weapons I fight ragers in melee with

[burnt bobcat]

Wat

[jade sonnet]

https://darktide.gameslantern.com/builds/9d57e43b-92e7-4428-9596-595612b86800/test-dagger

[vague depot]

If I had my way I would be spamming tknives and flamers on rager groups

[paper harness]

Dclaw, crusher, shock maul

[jade sonnet]

Am I just terrible

[burnt bobcat]

brauto good for rager?

[spare talon]

theres so much to be changed here

[paper harness]

Oh my

[hard nexus]

someone else will critique the build, but know that disdain isn’t good

disdain only applies to every other hit

as it builds stacks, then consumes stacks

[vague depot]

Nah nah you can’t be good from the start

Let’s work on the build first

[jade sonnet]

It is some youtuber build that he seemed to be successful with but I just struggle

[jagged cradle]

Build uncanny stacks and you can!

[vague depot]

Being “bad” just means you have a lot to improve

[misty nova]

Nope
You have solid talents overall

[vague depot]

Nothing wrong with that

[spare talon]

99% of youtuber builds are worse than gameslantern ones tbh

[jade sonnet]

I am a much better psyker and veteran than zealot

[hard nexus]

which youtuber

[vague depot]

Not taking holy rev?

[obsidian prairie]

Name the YouTuber

[misty nova]

But I would recommend dropping flesh tearer

[jade sonnet]

Mister E

[jade sonnet]

Mister E

[obsidian prairie]

Aaaahh

[hard nexus]

he sucks

don’t trust him

[jade sonnet]

Good to know

[jagged cradle]

Yeah definitely

[spare talon]

youd need to sacrifice something else
could do the 10% crit or shroud toughness

[hard nexus]

don’t trust any youtuber other than telopots really, telopots or agent chaos

[vague depot]

Well those two classes are a bit more focused on staying back and killing things from far away, you are just doing something new

[visual stream]

Works for some weapons but not knife

[paper harness]

No until death
No duelist
No attack speed

Wasted points going into sustain, and the nodes above IJ

[vague depot]

Don’t beat yourself up too hard

[jagged cradle]

Telopots is nice

[hard nexus]

it’s really only 10% damage increase, not really worth the point

[paper harness]

Mister E is a terrible creator

[vague depot]

Instead of focusing on your current failures focus more on improving yourself

Good mindset for life in general

[paper harness]

He uploaded a true solo and he did 400k total damage

[spare talon]

telopots is good at the game with really good information and advice but he's not the nicest person sometimes

[paper harness]

Like bruh

[vague depot]

Where did the rest of the damage go

[jagged cradle]

Oh man I’m starting to wonder if my zealot build is bad now

[obsidian prairie]

Actually finishing my project wingman mercenary playthrough and

[paper harness]

He didn’t kill anyone enemies

[hard nexus]

like the good version of tanner

[vague depot]

How does that happen

[obsidian prairie]

ITS TIME

[paper harness]

KIIIIIIIIIINOOOOO

[plucky gate]

was it just a stealth run?

[hard nexus]

post it, someone will critique it

[obsidian prairie]

COLD WAR

[paper harness]

Yes

[jagged cradle]

That’s embarrassing!

[jade sonnet]

That is what brings me here. Not giving up just drawing on others experience

[vague depot]

Godspeed

[hard nexus]

it’s not being rude, just wanting u to be properly built

[jade sonnet]

I have made these adjustments and will test er out

Thanks

[obsidian prairie]

I have realized I have been playing the game wrong as well

[bleak crystal]

Oi

[jagged cradle]

Ofc but still I know this community isn’t malicious probably

[vague depot]

I don’t know how to play knife in particular but in general for melee I like to side dodge every time I hear a backstab sfx or a loud enemy sound cue like the trapper or pox hound

[bleak crystal]

@spare talon

[obsidian prairie]

I wasn’t taking AOA limiter

[paper harness]

Also the curios need work

[bleak crystal]

You have good blessing ideas for the flamer?

[jade sonnet]

Taking advice from someone who has many more hours of experience isn't embarrassing, it's called taking a shortcut

[vague depot]

Oh yea curios

I run 2 toughness 1 stamina but if you wanna be safe 2 toughness 1 Hp is also a good choice

[jade sonnet]

I like shortcuts

[spare talon]

i only looked at the tree, i assume everyone else have said things about the weapons/curios too so take their advice on them

[paper harness]

Blaze away over pressure

BIS

[vague depot]

Substats for all 3 would be something like toughness, stamina regen and gunner resistance

[jade sonnet]

Nobody did, but I am just going to switch back to +5% health/toughness, 20% damage reduce from gunners 👍

[paper harness]

I would never just put flesh tearer on a knife

[jagged cradle]

Very true I know all the benefits

Fine I guess

[vague depot]

You already have throwing knives so I would personally take some horde clear gun like the flamer or vrak

Idk

[vague depot]

Does knife have better horde clear than it used to

[jade sonnet]

I wonder if I can hook up a keyboard to my xbox

[paper harness]

No

[jade sonnet]

Probably make this 20x easier

[spare talon]

not bad, i personally dont run hp cuz im stacking so hard into toughness, i have all my slots as toughness stam regen and gun resist with 2 toughness curios and a +3 stam curio
as for knife itself, ideally you pick your personal preference combo of uncanny/precog/riposte

[paper harness]

Cole

[hard nexus]

does anyone know how the blue spark thing works on armor

[paper harness]

Pls watch this video

[spare talon]

Dorn

[gleaming furnace]

The blue spark thing ?

[spare talon]

ok

[hard nexus]

when u attack carapace and it sparks blue when it hits

[paper harness]

https://youtu.be/xWZFanqguOM?si=LPMcvpOdYH3LFlbr

[hard nexus]

is it just based on how much damage ur dealing

[paper harness]

Enjoy a 20 min speedrun

[spare talon]

nvm
i really dont wanna watch that video

[hard nexus]

or is it based on ur ADM

[spare talon]

oh my fucking god

[hard nexus]

discord embed moment

[gleaming furnace]

I can’t say I’ve ever seen this blue spark you speak of

[paper harness]

That’s how many ads he puts in

[hard nexus]

light attack a crusher with a dueling sword or dclaw or something

[paper harness]

[hard nexus]

oh

lmfao

[gleaming furnace]

Blue hit marker tho means you’re doing no damage or almost no damage

[paper harness]

Baross is harder than Gloriana

[hard nexus]

yes i know

[paper harness]

By a lot

[ember yew]

the faq is that

[hard nexus]

but is that based on your ADM, or based on you much damage you deal opposed to your damage total

[misty nova]

Shoot a maulers head with a Graia brauto

[gleaming furnace]

So my guess would be that blue spark is indicating the same thing

[spare talon]

the mid event solo is really fucking ballbusting

[paper harness]

Functional end spawns, functional ambient and patrols

[vague depot]

Any of you got a video of a good knife run so I can tell what I’m supposed to be doing

[misty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/flashbang-gif-22572243

[light badge]

What even is the tuber beef between Tanner and E again?

[paper harness]

It’s basically fake and gay now

The real beef is me and him

[spare talon]

e posts terrible psyker guide
tanner says its terrible
sissyfight begins

[paper harness]

He is my real Asian robot

[ember yew]

Idk, but that "E" guy Zealot video was hot garbage on tanner level or worse

[vague depot]

I just watch chocob and mr unc

[ember yew]

for his psyker video better ask psykers

[rigid lagoon]

mfw the loner goes to kill an enemy with his stealth instead of helping up their teammates with it

[hard nexus]

i ask because after cleaving targets with a heavy, i’ve seen the dclaw spark blue on carapace opposed to usually not sparking

[paper harness]

Garbage (I do not play the class and yet I know more)

[spare talon]

unfortunately
tanner is right in this case
90% of the things he calls into question of e are actually valid

what a sad state of affairs

[plush estuary]

Is there a psyker guide?

[hard nexus]

(tanner also posted a terrible psyker guide)

[paper harness]

Fuck off aids go back to ratclick 2

[plush estuary]

died

[dense field]

disregard randos acquire kills

[ember yew]

Imagine how bad the stuff is if he loses all arguments to Tanner

[plush estuary]

I killed pysker with a barrel

[ember yew]

[misty nova]

This is a perfect time to post build videos with the pretext that "favorite build reference YouTubers are fighting and you can't find builds"

[paper harness]

Pickup more ammo then

[paper harness]

If your ammo usage isn’t pushing 3/4th the total you aren’t dornmaxxing enough

[jagged cradle]

Ugh alright feel free to critique https://darktide.gameslantern.com/builds/9d57e862-d979-4d49-b905-33480c3850d6/support-17?utm_medium=website&utm_source=gameslantern&utm_campaign=share_button

[spare talon]

what was the ratio of ammo taken between you and me in that duo

[paper harness]

No idea

[spare talon]

cuz i felt like i was eating so much of it

[paper harness]

But you died

[spare talon]

yea

[misty nova]

Support bad
Is that enough for critique?

[jagged cradle]

Thanks

[misty nova]

Lemme actually check it though

[lean cairn]

took me 900 hours to realise why i hate maulers so much

[paper harness]

Why immos when you have a horde clear melee

Since they only kill trash

[spare talon]

top right side has 50% tdr on crit and youre using a crit build

[ember yew]

every build without second wind makes me sad

[dense field]

top right side has SECOND WIND ffs

[spare talon]

also sustained assault is 20% damage for free + the 5% more from the node above

[lean cairn]

lets play spot the high priority 1 shot enemy

[misty ravine]

I didn't put all that time into bolter drill to not shoot my bolter

[misty nova]

If you really really want to go support
Drop disdain for fortitude fellowship

[lean cairn]

brown murky ass enemy

[paper harness]

No twbs
No second wind
No enduring faith

Taking disdain

Overall not that bad

[ember yew]

gameslantern stuff is million times worse

[paper harness]

Seen worse on people with 3k hours

[spare talon]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-tsh-gif-15316974727340266002

[ornate bone]

bro got mauled skull emoji

[paper harness]

And that’s the 3k hour players

[jagged cradle]

Let me check my hours quickly

[spare talon]

GOD

[ember yew]

A lot of them also posts shit or meme builds on purpose and after those get upvoted

[spare talon]

i just realized i had a medkit when i was in that bad situation

and i DIDNT USE IT

[ember yew]

we get people posting ZEALOT META BUILD NO STEALTH here

[paper harness]

I post my good builds

[ember yew]

from time to time

[spare talon]

IM WASHED AS FUCK

[jagged cradle]

I have about 710 hours

[paper harness]

I put 1600 into malice lol

Not even joking

[misty nova]

Also this might sound crazy
But you don't really need Duelist with a rampage Evis15

[dense field]

that's some dedication

[jagged cradle]

Great question I don’t remember the last time I had to use them

[misty nova]

I know
I know

[paper harness]

You kinda always want duelist

No phra level takes allowed!

I should put people into tier lists

B for bad take - phra

C for coal takes - mister E

[dense field]

I think this would be a bit better

[paper harness]

DotNL is in his own category

[ember yew]

would you rate Tanner higher than Tannerator (Torinator)

[paper harness]

Who tf is that

Oh

Tanner higher

[ember yew]

[spare talon]

for what takes

[paper harness]

More mechanically skilled

I place tanner leagues above most because his basics are actually good

[fleet zealot]

omfg

[dense field]

I played with him recently. He got knocked down and quit.

[fleet zealot]

i play brotato

just a little bit

and now it's midnight

[paper harness]

He is actual scum

[dense field]

really?

[paper harness]

It would be extremely funny if Fatshark wiped his account xp

[jagged cradle]

I think I run immo just because I’m tired of tknifes

[dense field]

Oh wait he's a psyker main

[paper harness]

Almost exclusively speed runs in public lobbies

[dense field]

of course he is

[paper harness]

He’s not

[misty nova]

Evis15 somehow doing fine without it

[tidal berry]

how do you even make a genuinely bad build in this game I don't see it

[paper harness]

He has 7k hours and is combined true level 8k or something

[misty nova]

Luv me 15

[fleet zealot]

what if veteran was brotato

[dense field]

Lunatic

[paper harness]

He speedruns daily for 16 hours a day

[misty nova]

Full middle tree zealot kek

[fleet zealot]

cause people don't read/don't investigate or ask how something works

[paper harness]

It’s all about high level ego

[fleet zealot]

and of course just mobas and hero shooters have just ruined a lot of brains

[obsidian prairie]

Cold War continues to be the actual best mission in this game

[visual stream]

Chat they fucked up the double barrel even worse than it was before

[fleet zealot]

people get hooked onto supporting and tanking when darktide is a straight killing game

[tidal berry]

even thats viable tbh, scuffed yeah but pretty viable

[fleet zealot]

wdym

[visual stream]

They "fixed" it in the notes but it's worse xd

With the weapon swap issue

[fleet zealot]

i would say "works cause martyrdom"

[jagged cradle]

Counter argument ?

[paper harness]

I should post some of the shit I come up with and run in pubs

One sec

[tidal berry]

I hate the MMO role trinity its whats killed MMORPGs

[fleet zealot]

but zealot mid tree is horrible

in terms of flavor

and design

[dense field]

no second wind and sustained assault bad

[tidal berry]

the whole ''tank-support-dps'' thing has done irreparable brain damage to mmo gamers and some of the brainrot even spread to hero shooters

[fleet zealot]

most other classes you can go straight down 1 branch and be good enough and things make sense

[tidal berry]

''Oh yea I'm a tank my job is to sit there and eat damage'' actual deranged brainrot thought process

[fleet zealot]

zealot just wants you to bounce all over the palce

[paper harness]

@spare talon

[misty nova]

The fucking Christmas tree build 💀

[paper harness]

I top damaged with this

[dense field]

observe

[spare talon]

perfectly symmetrical

[paper harness]

EU is so cooked

[tidal berry]

It does, its also the only class without a dedicated gun go brr tree branch with ult

[spare talon]

https://tenor.com/view/steamhappy-steamsad-steamangry-steammad-steamangy-gif-10453971517039865787

[fleet zealot]

it's insane how none of the bonuses line up crit goes right left left, ranged builds have to go in so many weird places but martyrdom is below the middle rnaged nodes when they should be above IJ or BP

[tidal berry]

please stop

[spare talon]

eu friend says he does not like playing the game without me
because any time im not in his party he gets the shittiest fucking teammates on eu servers possible

[tidal berry]

I regret my words

[ember yew]

https://tenor.com/view/overwatch-picmix-simple-geometry-archer-hanzo-gif-9977029383138365330

[tidal berry]

no more

I beg you

[fleet zealot]

fuck martyrdom is hold left, swing right for twbs, then go back left and finish off mid LIKE wtf fatshark

the ranged nodes should only be on the IJ or BP sides

[tidal berry]

eh vet by nature also wants to split a lot

don't think thats neccessarily the problem

but zealot could be improved a lot anyway

[fleet zealot]

vet splits a lot cause they hav ebroken shit

zealot has worse talents

[paper harness]

It is exclusively mouth breathers and the occasional kark and baller

[jagged cradle]

Fine I’ll conform to society and use throwing knifes

[hard nexus]

eu servers sound so awful

[fleet zealot]

well zealot is the next rework judging by the pattern

vet got like 2 reworks, psyker got 1, and ogryn has had 2 mini

[dense field]

I thought shitmates were the norm

[fleet zealot]

so can't wait till they redditify the talent tree

[paper harness]

I am the one wanting the vet opener the most

[fleet zealot]

rending back on fotf! rending talents! Chorus now puts you in a mercy cosplay

[spare talon]

ive watched him stream 1 game when i wasnt in the party
it was so agonizing to watch

[paper harness]

Actual build variety and not throwing knife

[visual stream]

My brother says the same thing but about NA teammates

[jade sonnet]

If there was a way to do stealth without them I would, but the stretch on the talent tree is too far

I hate them

[fleet zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/summit-smash-smash-summit-summit1g-mad-gif-15994846

[tidal berry]

this is such a gross simplification lmao but this is the same chat that pretends marksman focus is good so eh

[visual stream]

"I know I'm shit but none of my teammates are you"

[jade sonnet]

They don't work well on controller, you have to basically stop walking to throw one

[ember yew]

im 1k hours solo auric/ms on EU, this is fineTM

[paper harness]

I should stream one of my pub lobbies

[fleet zealot]

MF is good in a vacuum and that' plainly obvious

[ember yew]

let him enjoy the experience

[vague depot]

I haven’t really experienced any bad teammates

[fleet zealot]

it doesn't have a good path but ever since they buffed it last time there is no reason to say it's "bad"

[vague depot]

Doesn’t mean I’m gonna trust in them though lmao

[paper harness]

See the level 3k ogryn take 14000 damage (happened before)

[tidal berry]

What MF needs isn't buffs it needs a full on replacement with something that doesn't promote degenerate gameplay

[misty nova]

Can't wait for when they bring ranged rending on chastise
It will definitely not be only used by 3 weapons

[ember yew]

its easy to know at the start

[paper harness]

See the 3k psyker shoot himself off the map and blame us

Happened before

[visual stream]

Works for heavy laspistol

[hard nexus]

had a game with a level 2k knife zealot that i out damaged with a mk3 evis lol

[ember yew]

when you see flesh tearer lacerate zealot + Zarona mk2 with Terr. barrage and another shitone

[fleet zealot]

FT is just way easier and has a better lead up, weapon spec also has a great path and it absolutely makes some builds wreck

[jade sonnet]

Wdym level 3k 2k etc

[paper harness]

https://tenor.com/view/mouth-breather-eleven-stranger-things-gif-11175576

[misty nova]

Use the right hand

[hard nexus]

true level, a mod that tracks levels past 30

[dense field]

That's normal.

[fleet zealot]

lol yea they just need to remove the standing still/crouching and make it solely weakspot hits/weakspot kills

[jade sonnet]

I have been doing so, still feels meh

[tidal berry]

I refuse to use FT out of bushido reasons, monstros are already so trivial

[ember yew]

https://www.nexusmods.com/warhammer40kdarktide/mods/156

[jagged cradle]

Who would ever do stealth without tknifes not me that’s for sure…

[jade sonnet]

Oh interesting

[paper harness]

3veg btw

[tidal berry]

I mean I used agrippa cowboy build a lot, one shot daemonhosts, had my fun

[hard nexus]

huh

[tidal berry]

it stopped being fun

[paper harness]

[jade sonnet]

Ahahah i just feel like the immolation grenade helps more

[tidal berry]

now I'm using WS only

[jade sonnet]

Too bad I am on xbox

[paper harness]

Immos only kill trash

[fleet zealot]

but it's still extremely big damage boost and any ex cod kiddie can easily use MF

[hard nexus]

a level 2k knife zealot should be out damaging a mk3 evis in 99% of situations

[fleet zealot]

MF is like smite

[ember yew]

yeah, console life is harsh

[fleet zealot]

where they worst players make it look bad

[ember yew]

no Full Auto mod

and other luxuries

https://tenor.com/view/pc-master-race-gif-26269310

[fleet zealot]

and then you get that one fps tryhard who breezes through the map at full pace

[jade sonnet]

I've made it to 4200 penance points so I'll make it eventually

[fleet zealot]

cause he is always landing headshots

[spare talon]

4 deaths
2 from the bots
1 from the bot that took vics place when he joined and left
and 1 from my stupid ass

[fleet zealot]

but i forget

[spare talon]

hilarious

[fleet zealot]

you can't expect veteran chat to aim for heads

[hard nexus]

noob

[fleet zealot]

game is hard

[fleet zealot]

(I think i'm toxic due to lack of sleep)

[hard nexus]

lol idiot

i would’ve dodged

[fleet zealot]

(and brotato higher difficulites kicked my ass)

[jade sonnet]

If I joined a game would your mod say my true level?

[ember yew]

yes

[hard nexus]

i’m toxic against vets as a whole dw

[misty nova]

Good
Now aim for the head
Also you asked if you could hook a keyboard and mouse
Yeah it's possible

[hard nexus]

yes

[jade sonnet]

Now I'm curious ahaha

[fleet zealot]

i miss queen

[hard nexus]

i don’t

[paper harness]

I am an equal opportunity offender

[fleet zealot]

i wish i saved queen's veteran crybaby memed

[ember yew]

you can roughly guess your level tho

[tidal berry]

yea you can be that one cod gamer who goes w+m1 with a laspistol with zero plasteel and sit on the elevator spamming pings like a dickward

[ember yew]

check how many hour your played

[fleet zealot]

oof something happened

[hard nexus]

queen and dawn and grubs all left and i’m happy for it

[fleet zealot]

that's totally what i meant

[ember yew]

and do +100-200 or -100-200 from that, depending on how long you AFKed in hub

[paper harness]

Ds4 zealots, plasma users, both forms of stealth, gun luggers, psykers

[jade sonnet]

If you ever see Paul-Bunyan, Doc-Holiday or Its-Brittany send me a ping lol

[hard nexus]

don’t get me started

eugh

[fleet zealot]

don't get started it's okay

i'll forget anyways

[hard nexus]

real

[paper harness]

Call them what they are

[visual stream]

Brother didn't look at the ways on the keystone where it says you can move, also you don't need to play around the keystone in every situation just because it exists xd

[paper harness]

Darcy grubs

[hard nexus]

no

they’re dawnpriest grubs

[visual stream]

One shotting gooners with ghost and a crit build is fun

[jade sonnet]

What are your names in game so I can lurk and stalk you 👀

[vague depot]

Can I get a video of zealot knife

[jade sonnet]

All I got is Mr E

Jk lol

[jagged cradle]

But it’s different!!

[vague depot]

A video of zealot knife being used well

[paper harness]

Lookup telopots

[dense field]

it was painful to watch

[hard nexus]

holy hell

[ember yew]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvlrnc7hlQI

[hard nexus]

new response just dropped

actual zombie

[paper harness]

I do not have any really good footage myself lmao

[tidal berry]

I've never once seen this mythical ''good mf vet player'', speedrun ammo vacuum or literal crabs

[jade sonnet]

I didn't even watch it i just stole the build and was like mkay, I must be terrible

[vague depot]

Zealots do not enter the navy

[tidal berry]

I'm sure they exist somewhere

[paper harness]

Rather just direct him to someone better than me

[tidal berry]

but haven't blessed my lobbies yet

[hard nexus]

u have the good boy clip

[jade sonnet]

But these changes made a good difference @spare talon

[hard nexus]

oh wow

[hard nexus]

dorn humbleness

[dense field]

he uploaded 4 hours of solo play

[hard nexus]

there is

maybe 2

[paper harness]

Me when vld exists in the lobby

[hard nexus]

good vet players

[dense field]

it's phenomenal

[ember yew]

https://tenor.com/view/out-of-ammo-clueless-confused-gif-21174791

[hard nexus]

that i can think of

[paper harness]

Keje

[hard nexus]

LOL

[dense field]

*sees crusher* *dies*

[jade sonnet]

Am I supposed to be heavy attacking to run faster 100% of the time

[hard nexus]

yah kinda

[vague depot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1291682463512268821.gif

[ember yew]

360 noscope based Shroud shotgun gameplay

[jade sonnet]

I keep forgetting

[paper harness]

Keje is basically a program that doesn’t miss his fucking infantry las ever

[visual stream]

I would say I haven't noticed any but it's not like I can see what keystone they're running anyway. I'm sure they're rare tho since it's a higher skill thing

Not used well does not mean bad, however

[fleet zealot]

#general-chat message
grab your popcorn

dude lost it

over getting banned from a rd2 rp server

🍿

[vague depot]

I’m cursed to perfectly land my first revolver shot and then miss the rest of the 4 if the target moves even a inch

[tidal berry]

but are you the kind that goes 11/5/3 with 200k ranged or do you actually hit the enemies

Rhetorical question but you get what I mean

[paper harness]

Oh he offered Ainz 20 dollars to do auric exemplar on his account

[ember yew]

there's a reason i have 15k messages in zealot and vet chat (comb)
and like 20 messages in general chat

whats next

furry porn

[fleet zealot]

closer to 3 but yea it's more cause of just how easy and well pathed the other 2 are, and not cause MF is specifically bad

[spare talon]

ive done recovs before
id take that lmao

ive earned 1k in a week doing d2 raids

[fleet zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/smile-smirk-try-not-to-laugh-gif-20026966

[visual stream]

The only reason I took MF was because of shock trooper and elite damage tbh

[hard nexus]

wha

no

i mean

[visual stream]

Many goodies for that kind of playstyle over there

[hard nexus]

there are 2 good vets

lol

[jade sonnet]

People... pay you to play this game for them?

[tidal berry]

https://tenor.com/view/csgo-lmao-lmfao-wtf-creepy-gif-4690411

this is how you tell MF user

[ember yew]

free 20$ in 5 hours, idk

[fleet zealot]

i'm a good vet 😢

[paper harness]

5 hours?

30 mins

[fleet zealot]

bad mf user

[ember yew]

i just judged 30 mins ye

at worst

[spare talon]

not in darktide, but in destiny 2

[paper harness]

Back then I could have done it in 30 mins total

[spare talon]

could also probably do it in darktide at this point

[fleet zealot]

when vet players learn to read and realize they don't have to be crouch walking if they just hit their shots

[spare talon]

RIP consignment

[tidal berry]

usually ppl running penance do that the most

[fleet zealot]

yes and people who know what they are doing are bringing formerly lawby, now zarona shotgun

for the penance

[tidal berry]

Idk whats wrong with an autogun

for the penance

[spare talon]

melee kills while having MF stacks counts

[tidal berry]

there are a lot of endless sections where u can free farm kills

but instead I get the guy who is crabwalking with a plasma

[jagged cradle]

So turns out having enduring faith helps alot thanks everyone

[visual stream]

I don't think so?

[paper harness]

Relay station

[spare talon]

thats how i did it

[tidal berry]

now that you mention, with exe change the exe-mf path is less cancer I suppose

[hard nexus]

they do

[spare talon]

i got max stacks and sat in a corner swinging devils claw

[tidal berry]

but exe-ws is too much fun

[paper harness]

Consignment yard was for the plasteel

[visual stream]

Oh you mean for penance

I thought you meant stacking overall

[jagged cradle]

Weren’t you sleepy ?

[hard nexus]

still am

[jagged cradle]

What happened to fixed sleep schedule

[jagged cradle]

Suspicious at best

[paper harness]

What’s a sleeping schedule

[hard nexus]

dweeb

[jagged cradle]

School doesn’t let me have a bad sleep schedule

[paper harness]

I am usually working until 0600

[jagged cradle]

But when has that ever changed anything I still sleep at 4 am

[paper harness]

At least reading and replying to emails

[paper harness]

I still do not understand what this means

[hard nexus]

that’s some peak slop

that’s what that is

[paper harness]

Prefer it to the npc slop I get in my emails

[hard nexus]

at my old job

[misty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/cloakercord-gif-18902353

[hard nexus]

i had to consistently sort through like

2k+ emails

and most of them were just

“I am out of office through this date and this date!”

it was so fucking awful

i had one that stuck out to me

because these emails were responses to automated emails sent out

to ensure and maintain contact with partners

and one person went on this

14 paragraph rant

[paper harness]

Me when I reply to an email and it’s some officer who isn’t going to be around for the next week

[hard nexus]

about how it looked sketchy and spyware

[paper harness]

https://tenor.com/view/disappointed-cat-upset-annoyed-perturbed-gif-2678264647403754706

[hard nexus]

and how pathetic our company was

[jagged cradle]

14 paragraphs???

[hard nexus]

it was insane actually

[paper harness]

Then why tf you asking me

[hard nexus]

yes.

i counted

i wish i had it saved still

[jagged cradle]

Where do you find the time to type that out

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/yapping-yapper-yapping-man-old-guy-yapping-keep-yapping-gif-16586719177455162521

[hard nexus]

insanity

[jagged cradle]

Like you

[hard nexus]

sorting through 2k emails is not an agony i would wish upon any person