zealot-class

[sullen forge]

AI tends to struggle with limbs

[acoustic dune]

ah

[mighty root]

He hates me

[acoustic dune]

well lets hate tintin

togheter

[sullen forge]

Dead serious though I’d go on a huge rant about that game but this is Darktide, I’m not doing that

[sullen forge]

I just hate it, a lot

[dusky moon]

i miss the nice people who were here yesterday

[acoustic dune]

schizo

[acoustic dune]

theres no such thing as nice people in zealot chat

[sullen forge]

The voices are SO LOUD

[mighty root]

Me too!

[dusky moon]

might hit 500 on my block list soon at this rate

[mighty root]

Reminder dorn blocked me for no reason

[acoustic dune]

i wish i could draw like before

[acoustic dune]

bayonetta moment

[mighty root]

https://tenor.com/view/luna-cat-shaking-head-gif-13593506101986476598

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/plink-wide-cat-plink-cat-meow-gif-27396868

[mighty root]

I just be chilling

Bing chilling

[acoustic dune]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046913589614747719/1287300193456361504/mfNi7cr.gif

imma go bother phil or smth

[mighty root]

I’m so freaky

[acoustic dune]

i have seen cats with 2 feet standing

its quite interesting

the spine the stance

everything

its

cruel

[acoustic dune]

yet beautiful

i think its for me to make meow pawsome badge

||and brunt and cole pregnant art||

[hard nexus]

yippee!

[acoustic dune]

wtf is this timing

[hard nexus]

what

[acoustic dune]

anythin you want on the badge?

[hard nexus]

evis expert

and

pawesome

that’s all that matters

the rest is creative license

[grizzled aspen]

If it has evisc expert on it, it must also have girlstink included somewhere.

[acoustic dune]

also i am adding you to the preggo since you agreed

[hard nexus]

oh ok

[acoustic dune]

or i am going mental either

[hard nexus]

u don’t even know what my zealot looks like

[hard nexus]

you did not

or

i did not agree

but it’s ok

it’s funny

[acoustic dune]

you did

[sullen forge]

I come back to this

[acoustic dune]

you absolutely did

[hard nexus]

i did not

[grizzled aspen]

Leave while you can.

[hard nexus]

you never asked me

[grizzled aspen]

Stop typing.

Go.

Run.

[hard nexus]

erm

[acoustic dune]

oh just a reminder you are

[hard nexus]

i’m too swag to run

[acoustic dune]

in

aswell

[hard nexus]

do u want a picture of my zealot

[sullen forge]

I think we should lock him in the basement and forget about it

[hard nexus]

for reference

[grizzled aspen]

You may draw a frog, but you can never draw the real me.

[grizzled aspen]

I agree.

[grizzled aspen]

Or at the very least cut him off from the internet for at least 30 years.

And also ban him from purchasing all physical art supplies, forever.

No pens, pencils, brushes, paint, crayons, paper, canvas, anything.

Absolutely fucking nothing.

In fact, to go a step further, he has to have someone else have power of attorney over him as he is banned from holding a pen and thereby cannot sign any legally binding documentation.

[sullen forge]

Lmao

[acoustic dune]

about that

[visual stream]

What is "the preggo"

[acoustic dune]

i have been eating rats in your wall for some time

[visual stream]

Oh I think I follow

[acoustic dune]

lemme go get it

@hard nexus heres how it will look like ish

[hearty nebula]

[hard nexus]

holy shit

it’s peak

[hearty nebula]

the pawsome banner....

thinger

idk

[hard nexus]

i’m making that a sticker when it’s done

it will be the meow! seal of approval

[hexed igloo]

Fatshark should add brass knuckles for the zealot

[acoustic dune]

@visual stream cole ask for it

[sullen forge]

This is actually awful I hate it, and who the fuck is that being held

[acoustic dune]

its the other cat furry

[sullen forge]

Fucking malice boy

[hexed igloo]

I'm the big minion and management is vegeta and the associates are the babie minion. I got you

[acoustic dune]

its him

whose being held

[sullen forge]

Malice boy

[acoustic dune]

he also ask tobe in it

[paper harness]

They are both malice boys

[sullen forge]

Malice gamers

[paper harness]

Coffee time

[south grove]

0% ammo taken

I needed a bit at the end

[south grove]

how many people did we kick in the end?

[sullen forge]

You guys kicked people?

[south grove]

yep

[sullen forge]

Any reasons?

[spare talon]

Dude what

[serene nymph]

this slaughter is the most zealot ive ever felt

[spare talon]

Didn't fight the dh
For shame

[south grove]

Gunlugger who binded ping to his LMB and would not put his gun away

[serene nymph]

lmao

[fleet zealot]

is that rev it up evi without rampage

[fleet zealot]

how many impacts does flamer

[obsidian prairie]

Yarp

[serene nymph]

yeah I went with toughness restore

[obsidian prairie]

We live in an unfortunate reality

[paper harness]

3

[fleet zealot]

but it doesn't matter, 1 base damage is basically nothing especially when the burn is 99% of the damage

[tame mirage]

i kick smykers

[spare talon]

The impact in this convo is the initial hit applying the flame
Prolly not the best wording

[paper harness]

Smyker, gun psyker who shot a flamer into me, gun lugger who kept pinging where to go

[spare talon]

But it's like

Dude it's 6 damage on a horde enemy

When applying a lethal number of stacks

[south grove]

game crashed

blehhhhh

[grizzled aspen]

The only reason it's acceptable to ping where to go is if a monstrosity just spawned and there's a dh too close for comfort.

[fleet zealot]

yes he's trying to say what is the rate of fire? ok that is unintentional pun.... how fast does flamer apply each direct impact

[acoustic dune]

@hard nexus

[south grove]

he thinks the impact damage happens 10 times per second

therefore it might matter

[spare talon]

Which doesn't matter, cuz the rate of fire is the rate that the source of actual damage also happens

[fleet zealot]

damage also has this stat on flamer : Burning Intensity: [0.41 - 0.29] but as far as I know and how others have researched this does nothing

[fleet zealot]

i think he just means baseline flamer

[modest rampart]

sometimes i ping "go there" when using flamer and i see a heretic idol i cannot reach

[fleet zealot]

or i mean that

[serene nymph]

anyone tryna do this flesh wound mission with me?

[spare talon]

That's what throwing knives are fot

[modest rampart]

I

[sterile basalt]

Take bulwark
Take show debuff mod
Take penetrating flame tier 1
Shoot at bulwark shield
See how long it takes to reach 20 stacks
(19/total time)x60 = firerate in RPM

[modest rampart]

i never considered that

and i always took knives with flamer

thanks

[fleet zealot]

wait are you attempting just a flesh wound on martyrdom or is the clip unrelated

[serene nymph]

unrelated clip

[south grove]

@paper harness lemme in the strike team

[obsidian prairie]

Doesn't it just deal 1 stack/damage per ammo used

[mighty root]

We should play

[fleet zealot]

yea that's what i'm thinking

35 (less than that cause 80% ammo not 100%) per magazine is nothing

so there cole

you have your answer

[obsidian prairie]

31

Ammo

[fleet zealot]

flamer hits 31 times

per tank

[sterile basalt]

I mean, if they really want to get specific

[obsidian prairie]

Which curiously is the actual stack hardcap

[sterile basalt]

But yea it should just be ammo drain rate

[fleet zealot]

15, 16 is the hardcap

[modest rampart]

so with that perk at rank 4 it would take 5 ammo ticks to get max brittle stacks right?

[obsidian prairie]

Thats the burn stat softcap

Actual DoT hardcap is 31 stacks

[fleet zealot]

15 is what we can get at 80% since we don't get +1 stack on crit that can get psykers to 16 stacks with their flame staff

oh yea

the 31 stack

[obsidian prairie]

you can reach with with a bunch of shriek psykers

[serene nymph]

if im doing the flesh wound mission, how can I damage myself early in the mission?

[fleet zealot]

but that's not applicable to zealot iirc

[mighty root]

@acoustic dune lil bro blocked me

[fleet zealot]

fire barrel, stand and take half your hp as damage

[obsidian prairie]

It isn't but its a neat coincidence

[acoustic dune]

wait really?

[modest rampart]

usually let the first minions damage you is what i did ages ago

[mighty root]

Yeah

[acoustic dune]

maybe you lack pawsome energy

[mighty root]

He couldn’t handle

[acoustic dune]

lucky bastard

[south grove]

new nade on the block

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/pawsome-oreo-cat-awesome-great-job-good-gif-17913462

[fleet zealot]

i hate reddit i hate reddit i hate reddit

[sterile basalt]

Max burn stack is 31
Each flamer individually can stack up to 16 (high enough burn)

[south grove]

https://tenor.com/view/faith-game-faith-no-u-gif-26983212

[obsidian prairie]

I know this

[mighty root]

BOING

[fleet zealot]

straps never stick to walls that well

[acoustic dune]

tf is america

[south grove]

clown car of a squad

[acoustic dune]

go to shop
doesnt find what i want
leave
shop angy

[mighty root]

How do you know

[obsidian prairie]

Seeing shield and smite is physically painful

[acoustic dune]

because you are thinking of didols

[spare dome]

yea

[acoustic dune]

those are the suction cup one

[mighty root]

[spare dome]

last two games both had shield + smite + lmb staff psykers

very ... not interesting

[drifting wolf]

is that 3rd guy john mouthwash

[hard nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/me-atrapaste-es-cine-its-cinema-cinema-esto-es-cine-gif-12869046600151364058

[paper harness]

what

[hard nexus]

2 DS and a knife

eugh

[mighty root]

I hate the gimp head pieces for zealot

[fleet zealot]

[acoustic dune]

tintin trying buff himself with a knife

[mighty root]

He can’t

[hard nexus]

is the drawing done

[hard nexus]

why? it’s a good point regarding the shop

[acoustic dune]

I AM DOING THE LINE ART

do you want to see my progress or smth?

[plucky gate]

I'd like to point out this isnt how this works.
We do get +1 stack from crits on flamer
Also the extract stack from the crit does not bypass the stack cap, not even on psyker.
I can prove this to you if you care and don't believe me. Let me know and i'll get the footage

[acoustic dune]

i can stream it

[spare talon]

I unironically watched 30 minutes of that near 2 hour psyker schizophrenic rant
Honestly suprised because while he's talking like an asshole in it as per usual he was actually throwing much less insults than normal and also (mostly) making acceptable and coherent takes, tho that's not hard given the subject materials he's reacting to
Even my friend who's a hard voc vet main saw the original psyker video and sent it to me saying "I think this guy is stupid and what he says pisses me off"

[hard nexus]

i was just curious lmfao

[hard nexus]

i am about 2 take a quick shower

[acoustic dune]

(might aswell i am fucking lonely)

[hard nexus]

maybe after shower

[fleet zealot]

because it's not, companies do this because it's the least effort and maximizes gross, vs high effort and getting slightly higher profit at the cost of more loss/expenses

[acoustic dune]

ill be on strike party 2 then

[fleet zealot]

and fuck yuo can see all the fomo in your grocery store and fast food places

[frozen kernel]

#freetintin

[hard nexus]

their shop doesn’t make them money

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/come-to-bed-seductive-roses-red-roses-seduce-gif-14702363

[fleet zealot]

daily specials at restaurants?

[fleet zealot]

but it does, DT shop is objectively successful which fuckin sucks but that's reality

[hard nexus]

me

[mighty root]

New discord sounds are too scary

[fleet zealot]

there is little reason to invest actual money to improve the system when the improvement might not increase profits, not increase them significantly enough, or even decrease profits

[paper harness]

buff tintin#

[fleet zealot]

thought this might jsut be my american brain, knowing about ltos, daily specials, seasonal goods

[opal star]

hey guys what's poppin tonight

[placid fiber]

Welp, I'm getting better with the knife. I still have a long ways to go, but, I'm getting better at knowing what to do based on what enemy is in front of me >.>

[opal star]

is it tintin fucking dying again

[mighty root]

@south grove it’s over for you lil bro

[placid fiber]

I even went toe to toe with a daemonhost, on heresy, and won without taking much damage... in fact almost all the damage I took was just the corruption from being near it

:3

[tame mirage]

CHAXE MK4 GAMING

CHAXE MK4 GAMING

CHAXE MK4 GAMING

CHAXE MK4 GAMING

[vague depot]

how do i lower my fullscreen resolution without making the game shrink into a tiny corner of my screen

[tame mirage]

lol!

[vague depot]

https://tenor.com/view/vermintide-zealot-pain-gif-25557240

[tame mirage]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/998442467533783082/1288363486589489214/bounce.gif

[acoustic dune]

@placid fiber making meow pawsome badge

thought?

[fleet zealot]

peets

[acoustic dune]

this remind me of deviantart

and dats not a good thing

[fleet zealot]

huh

HUH

[opal star]

darktide_player_down.mp3

[opal star]

dawg that is an animal

[south grove]

psyker barreled me

fuck

[acoustic dune]

its position and it showing feets

[opal star]

you're supposed to be barreling psykers

not the other way around smh

someone post the bufftintin sticker

[hard nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/little-big-planet-what-da-hell-little-big-planet-what-ayo-what-gif-13768843195184919620

[acoustic dune]

i blame deviantart

[opal star]

that's it get off the computer

[short frigate]

Hey guys I'm returning to DT, I'm thinking of combining the a duelling sword and bolt pistol for my zealot, what's the general perception these days on their performance?

[opal star]

your hordeclear will be dogshit and you can vaporize single targets at any range but hey if you can make it work

[tame mirage]

ds4 is the most meta slop ever

[short frigate]

I have a pretty good knife otherwise...

[acoustic dune]

the day i got into the art community is when i lost my child like innocent

[opal star]

having childlike innocence on the internet is crazy

[short frigate]

What about the bolt pistol?

[opal star]

same thing

you pretty much treat it like the revolver

[hard nexus]

https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/iP1nTtveaPmnwoWSb?invite=cr-MSxKamMsMjA0ODY2MDQ3LA

fun for this

but

i dont really like it

[fleet zealot]

meh, you got 2 weapons that can't really handle groups, both single target

plus duelist likes going down to throwing knives, while bistol prefers going for immo nades

[opal star]

out of curiosity, when was the last time you played

[short frigate]

Sometime in 2023

[opal star]

Oh

Dude

[hard nexus]

darktide time

[opal star]

Ypi

You're gonna fucking love this

[junior flicker]

I use bolt pistol and heavy eviscerator

[short frigate]

I already am

[junior flicker]

or thunder hammer and shotgun

double barrel

[opal star]

So back in september there was a huge update that helped with giving build freedom by removing the 2 modification limit on weapons

[short frigate]

I had a ton of fun with axe/Graia MK-VII on my veteran and execution stance

[hard nexus]

HOLY SHIT

wait

NO

[short frigate]

That's why I came back

[hard nexus]

josho left

BUT

PEAK!!!!!!

[short frigate]

Is the DS worse than knife at groups??

[short frigate]

The Halo one-two, my specialty

[pale spindle]

You mean wave clear than yes

[lean cairn]

fatshark going beast mode by not adding any fun maps to the rotation rn so i cant play

[pale spindle]

Especially the mk6

[short frigate]

I thought that wasn't posible

[opal star]

banished to rolling steel forever

[pale spindle]

What isn't?

[short frigate]

I thought it wasn't possible that a weapon was worse than knife vs waves/hordes

[lean cairn]

i love high intensity heresy rolling steel!

[south grove]

it's actually bc of the buff lol

[opal star]

it makes up for it by being absolutely nutty against single targets for such a high speed weapon

[south grove]

weapon specialist increases melee movement

I dodge off a fucking cliff

[opal star]

tintin copes

[south grove]

I outscored dorn tho

[frozen kernel]

Forgetting you’re running WS and being jumpscared by your own ROF

[south grove]

:3

[paper harness]

need more coffee

eepy

[opal star]

why can't we just pull ourselves up? are we stupid?

[pale spindle]

Hammer, Tac Axe, Combat Axe (without BM), Chain Axe have worse wave clear in most situations

[ornate bone]

I have a fresh pot actually made 😋

[frozen kernel]

Ogryn can lift the storm raptor but cannot do pull-ups

[lean cairn]

i should tell reddit i think the ds should be buffed

[short frigate]

Dang good to know

[hearty nebula]

good fucking riddance tbh

[short frigate]

All right I'll be aware of the DS/BPistol weaknesses. What are some suggested talents for that combo?

[hearty nebula]

true fullscreen is a decrepit option at this point

[short frigate]

Both Blazing Piety and Inexorable Judgment look like good paths...

[vague depot]

Any idea what graphics setting makes my game all blurry

[hearty nebula]

IJ is better option for most part

[hearty nebula]

"blurry" is vague

but turn off DoF and motion blur for starters

[pale spindle]

Knife has decent wave clear on the MK6 heavies tho

[mental lance]

wish i could get my scoreboard working T.T

[hearty nebula]

and check your FSR/DLSS settings if you have that enabled

[vague depot]

I just dropped everything that could lower my fps

[frozen kernel]

DLSS or other scaling options like FSR prolly. They make the game look great, but you’ll notice a little blur

[short frigate]

So throwing knives, loner, stealth and IJ?

[opal star]

loner 🤮

[hearty nebula]

no

[frozen kernel]

It’s definitely more noticeable in some games than others

[hearty nebula]

because if i see you running stealth & loner I'm going to smash your head in on the curb

[frozen kernel]

Darktide is pretty okay but Helldivers 2 is ROUGH DLSS

[hearty nebula]

:3

[short frigate]

I assume stealth players have left bad impressions

[hearty nebula]

in general yes

[frozen kernel]

end my suffering I don’t want to penance anymore

[hearty nebula]

but that's mostly because they're dogshit

[lean cairn]

you guys think they're gonna do a halloween update

[hearty nebula]

no

[lean cairn]

they made the buff icons spooky green

[hearty nebula]

they wont

[lean cairn]

stop hating

[pale spindle]

Well stealth imo is a badly design ability

[paper harness]

I can say for absolutely certain there will not be

[frozen kernel]

Harktide - A Very Zealous Halloween

[pale spindle]

At least in the context of how the game is played

[opal star]

veteran gets the better zealot abilities

[south grove]

loner is a complete waste of an aura

[hearty nebula]

though

[lean cairn]

they really gave up when they decided to give vet and zealot the same ability

[hearty nebula]

in 2 days

[south grove]

and loner usually heralds a bad stealth player

[hearty nebula]

liberty day

[tame mirage]

loner is complete dogshit

[hearty nebula]

[hearty nebula]

this basically

[lean cairn]

loner users trying to play without their 10 toughness regen over an entire match

[hearty nebula]

real

[short frigate]

All right I guess I'll use Fury of the Faithful and some other thing

[hearty nebula]

tl;dr
take FOTF or the book (idk what its called)

[acoustic dune]

@hard nexus how do you like the progress?

[frozen kernel]

If I saw someone with loner aura using book I’d shit myself

[hearty nebula]

and some other aura

[tame mirage]

like

[acoustic dune]

is yout pawsome badge coming well?

[tame mirage]

actually remove loner

[paper harness]

Regen on curio players getting a total of 250 toughness through out an entire game

[opal star]

the thing with loner is that
well yeah it sucks
but it sucks because it's only really relevant in cases where you SHOULD NOT be triggering it

like why in the fuck are you that far away from your teammates

[frozen kernel]

Picks loner for independent play
Picks relic to hug team

https://tenor.com/view/wtf-confused-look-gif-24835232

[hearty nebula]

doesnt loner like

also just not work

when you're in combat

[short frigate]

Funny that because some of the talents right above and below it look pretty good for a hit and run style play

[paper harness]

Because they are too efficient and I wanna kill things

[lean cairn]

doesnt activate when melee enemies are aggroed onto you

[pale spindle]

I pick loner because I have to for stealth 😔

[lean cairn]

no you dont

[hearty nebula]

no you don't

noob

[opal star]

loner is all fun and games til this mf catches you lacking

[pale spindle]

Yes I do

Don't lie to me

[hearty nebula]

just dodge

loser

[paper harness]

When any enemy that is melee capable is moving towards you or actively fighting you

[opal star]

https://tenor.com/view/sasuke-sad-naruto-gif-7406347

that's not nice......

[hearty nebula]

[lean cairn]

does this include stalkers/shooters too

[frozen kernel]

I can trust you to not run straight into a single gunner and go down because you haven’t found the crouch key

[hearty nebula]

if you are being fought

[frozen kernel]

I can’t say the same of pug loners

[paper harness]

Yeah

[lean cairn]

lmao

[tame mirage]

REMOVE LONER

[spare talon]

Well with psyker they're really fragile so you gotta take all the toughness regen you can get so it's BiS obviously, everyone knows this

[south grove]

only way to ever choose loner is for point convenience (1 more talent)

[paper harness]

If a slotted enemy is attempting to melee you in any form, it’s not going to work

[opal star]

"death will be sweet, but not for you ‼️" 🔥 🗣️ 🔥 🔥

[lean cairn]

awesome ability keep them coming fatshark

[paper harness]

Who said that

https://tenor.com/view/brad-pitt-fury-movie-shoot-that-guy-gif-8829002926137263043

[opal star]

fym fake

[hearty nebula]

ur fake now

unreal

[opal star]

https://tenor.com/view/fade-away-oooooooooooo-aga-emoji-crumble-gif-20008708

[hearty nebula]

scrunkly

bumpy weird even

[spare talon]

My trolling identity

[opal star]

cole kill neiryn they're being mean to me

[hearty nebula]

mods, kill dreg ragers for being stinky poopoo

[spare talon]

My darktide opinions are whatever is funniest in the moment

[paper harness]

I’m going to cane you to death

[south grove]

tintin fluctuating in and out of poverty with every match...

[frozen kernel]

Cole proximity alarms going off

[lean cairn]

still thinking about mr e saying the shield is the best psyker ability

[pale spindle]

Wtf

[hearty nebula]

still broke as fuck

[hearty nebula]

zero diamantine havin ass

[paper harness]

Hate mister e so much

[opal star]

dreg ragers are a perfectly fair and balanced aspect of the game and if you can't deal with them you're just bad
especially when a group of them force you into a corner

[hearty nebula]

[fleet zealot]

you know what,t here is an arguement (still wrong) but a solid point for walls

bubble tho is just

[lean cairn]

i want to see what level his psyker is

[paper harness]

80

[hearty nebula]

so in practice

like

level 10

[lean cairn]

oh yeah speaking of psyker i got this yesterday

[frozen kernel]

Watching a mutie run straight into wall will never not be funny

[lean cairn]

just dodge next to a wall

[frozen kernel]

Physical walls and psyker walls

Just bonk

[hearty nebula]

psonkler

[paper harness]

Have you guys seen the developers vet level yet

[fleet zealot]

wall covers most of what is firing at your team if you position it correctly and stops all specials, bubble toughness regen is unneeded for every class besides in like, gas missions

[tame mirage]

😭

[pale spindle]

How is that possible?

[frozen kernel]

[lean cairn]

im choosing to believe he actually played that much

[paper harness]

/add xp 100000000000

[pale spindle]

Fuck me

[faint vapor]

all of that time was spent perfectly tuning the spawn director to spawn 16x the hardcapped amount of dogs

[spare talon]

Immense amount of trolling
I love it

[paper harness]

I saw them do it live

[frozen kernel]

Has over 9000 Hestia good boy points and the unreleased cosmetics

[paper harness]

Go from 1 to 90k

[frozen kernel]

That’s hilarious

[lean cairn]

dorn do you run +xp curios or something

[south grove]

why do my builds work well in the psykhanium practice but not in regular game

[acoustic dune]

thought oof the pawsome badge?

[tame mirage]

whats YOUR fav hsword mk @paper harness

[paper harness]

My friends list updated and they just went to 90k

[paper harness]

No

[faint vapor]

furry purity seal when?

[paper harness]

7

[south grove]

like...

[pale spindle]

Because ur TRASH 😂👌😂👌🥺😉🤓🤓😉🤭

[frozen kernel]

3x curios with +ordos

[south grove]

I can dish out so much damage but in regular game the same breakpoints don't hit

[frozen kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/money-rich-gif-26230191

[tame mirage]

you run elite flak?

[faint vapor]

smh need team buffs to hit breakpoints

[south grove]

https://tenor.com/view/swing-gif-18612030

[faint vapor]

cringe

[paper harness]

Used to be

[paper harness]

Yeah

[faint vapor]

UwU

[tame mirage]

fair

[paper harness]

Rampage headtaker

[tame mirage]

no deathblow on 7?

[paper harness]

7 can’t utilise Deathblow without cringe mouse dragging

[tame mirage]

fair enough

[paper harness]

I am not willing to do that

[faint vapor]

but consider the fact it kills more poxwalkers C:

[paper harness]

Their psyker went from 1-9k in a split second as well

[lean cairn]

do you think psyker is stronger than zealot or weaker

[paper harness]

Strongest class

[faint vapor]

Smite Psyker > Zealot

[paper harness]

By far

[lean cairn]

yeah it's silly

[frozen kernel]

Strongest class is clearly Ogryn. Can beat all other classes in an arm wrestle 😤

[paper harness]

Gun psyker second highest dps build, m1 psyker highest dps build

[frozen kernel]

M1 psyker reminds me of when assail first dropped

[lean cairn]

dorn what do you run on tac axe

[paper harness]

Brutal shred

[frozen kernel]

Suddenly instead of everyone bullying the psyker by killing their brain burst targets, the psyker is just annihilating enemies so fast you can hardly proc rampage consistently

[paper harness]

112 day streak

[tame mirage]

then why is every psyker i play with in pubs FUCKING DOGSHIT MMM?

[scenic chasm]

no, zealots are the wrong kind of crazy

[frozen kernel]

I don’t like the shoe being on the other foot

[scenic chasm]

🤷

[faint vapor]

because all psykers play blindfolded

[lean cairn]

devastating

[faint vapor]

its the only logical conclusion

[paper harness]

It’s downvoting

[pale spindle]

True, they never need to aim

[lean cairn]

cause they're console players who use smite and assail because they can't aim

[tame mirage]

im willing to believe this by now tbh

[frozen kernel]

High skill ceiling, incredibly low skill floor. It’s the veteran dilemma

[lean cairn]

those blindfold skins are accurate

[faint vapor]

ok to be fair, aiming on console in Darktide sounds like absolutely miserable experience

[lean cairn]

sometimes im surprised there are so many psykers because levelling him is garbage

[frozen kernel]

I used to think playing shooters on console was terrible until I played friends’ consoles

It’s just that console players are clinically braindead

[fleet zealot]

also casual

[faint vapor]

yeah but in Darktide everything moves so fast, I can't imagine maintaining a good weakspot hit rate

[fleet zealot]

and most don't have the good controllers that let you do crazy shit on console

[frozen kernel]

Console Overwatch 1 was hilarious because nobody would look up. So you could just freely snipe with widow/pharah and nobody could hit a moving aerial target

[lean cairn]

it's been 2 days since i've seen any auric maelstrom that wasnt hunting grounds or mutants

[frozen kernel]

Peak was on yesterday

Tintin posted about it

[tame mirage]

WHAT THE FUCK @copper hawk

[hoary wagon]

Big man with pickaxe and kickback: aim? what is aim boss?

[lean cairn]

miserable

[acoustic dune]

@hard nexus

[frozen kernel]

I have a mixed relationship with Hourglass

[acoustic dune]

one of a non curse drawing for some time

[faint vapor]

"its that thing you do to get crit big man"

[frozen kernel]

It’s such an easy map but the team will fall apart at the weirdest places

[lean cairn]

will someone please play with ballhole

[tame mirage]

scary

[faint vapor]

I've been bringing nade builds on Vet and I noticed pug groups have far higher hp when I just start shitting as many nades as I can

[lean cairn]

im not

[frozen kernel]

Teams wiping after you drop down, just after you stop the big fan is the weirdest one for me

[tame mirage]

scary..

[lean cairn]

a psyker just joined then left, you might be right

[faint vapor]

I had a team wipe once because a burster blasted 2 guys into the fan

[frozen kernel]

Because like, you can cheese almost everything before dropping, and if a monstro spawns it’s big enough to just drop down and fight there

[faint vapor]

it was funny

[tame mirage]

some died because they dodged back into the bigfan in my last game

lol

[south grove]

dorn?

[paper harness]

friend wants to join @south grove guess we 4 man

[south grove]

ahhh

alr alr

[faint vapor]

yeah all the elevated shooters makes it hard too

I find it best to drop down asap and bank left hard

[frozen kernel]

The funniest thing is that it didn’t used to kill, there was an invisible wall

One update they made it lethal and I’ve watched like 3 people run at it

[faint vapor]

just like Fatshark adding the explosive fuel tanks, they have a sense of humor

[tame mirage]

yea they added a penace to it tho

[frozen kernel]

Is there really?

[south grove]

evil looking ass

level 666

[frozen kernel]

Like the Black Mesa achievement for killing yourself in the test chamber by walking into the beam

[acoustic dune]

@hard nexus which sword do you want again

[fleet zealot]

i got blown into it once

[fleet zealot]

after the update

[frozen kernel]

Just doing a lil trolling to punish the speed runner types who are licking the doors as they open lmao

[acoustic dune]

FERRET POSTER

https://tenor.com/view/cat-silly-hello-hi-silly-kitten-cat-wave-hello-gif-15245852903591135367

hi

[polar cipher]

ill change my name to match

[paper harness]

@south grove nvm

[polar cipher]

idk what would match that at all

[frozen kernel]

ℱ my condolences to your musky next of kin

[acoustic dune]

i think meow is fucking dead

[frozen kernel]

Eaten by cica’s roommate

[placid fiber]

What do I want for my perks on the mk4 chain axe?

I know the blessings are headtaker and slaughterer

[tame mirage]

idk i like this

[hard nexus]

pawesome

[hard nexus]

evis

mk3

[tame mirage]

theres probably something better

[hard nexus]

mk doesnt matter that much though

[vague depot]

On a situation where a huge mixed horde is approaching me and I can also hear a trapper but I can’t see her should I fight the horde or run away and wait for the trapper

[acoustic dune]

why is my notifification skeleton

[hard nexus]

got outdamaged by

a fucking

gunlugger

euuugh

[vague depot]

Halloween event

You can disable it in settings

[placid fiber]

Depending on your weapons be ready to kill the trapper while fighting the horde

[hard nexus]

glugger that took 1.2k damage lol

[acoustic dune]

STOP RATLING

[vague depot]

Dueling sword infantry lasgun

[placid fiber]

Like when I am playing my marty build I have my autopistol that I can pull out and blasticate the trapper

[placid fiber]

Eh... if you had a recon it would work better, the infantry lasgun doesn't suit the zealot's playstyle very well

[vague depot]

I thought I could just tknife the trapper but I got body blocked and couldn’t dodge the net

[vague depot]

Yea I’m just leveling shit up for now

[placid fiber]

I mean I would get yourself into an open area while the trapper approaches if you can't get a way to kill it easily

[vague depot]

Alright

[placid fiber]

by backing up

[placid fiber]

the lasgun will work for killing trappers, it is just a slower draw than the recon/revolver/autopistol

You might want to put +maniacs on it, tho

[south grove]

worst performance in my zealot history

ughgghghhhh

[placid fiber]

How many tomatoes did they throw at you?

[pale spindle]

Let them trap u, suck on their toes

[vague depot]

Yea I got flak maniacs

[placid fiber]

Just be sure to watch out cause the lasgun promotes you sitting back and sniping

[vague depot]

We are talking about infantry lasgun right

The full auto one

I just whip it out and hipfire into whatever is inconveniencing me

[placid fiber]

that's the recon

[vague depot]

I

https://tenor.com/view/my-life-be-shot-failed-basketball-gif-13214316

[placid fiber]

The recon is the full auto one, the lasgun is the semi-auto one

[vague depot]

Whoops

[placid fiber]

This is what I want on my flamer lol

Sadly I can't do that

[paper harness]

tintin died twice

[placid fiber]

Oof... well... I had to hard carry 3 randos through a high int hab dreyko, on heresy... we had like... 5 or 6 deaths at the end event x.x

I dced after I got all 3 up, so my scoreboard isn't even right...

[pale spindle]

Heresy

[lean cairn]

what you thinking

[vague depot]

I really like high int

[placid fiber]

Yeah, I'm not fucking taking the knife to damnation with 3 randos when I am not fully comfortable using it. >.<'

[vague depot]

But I’m not good enough for auric

[pale spindle]

Knife
Heresy

[pale spindle]

Don't let ur dreams be dreams

[vague depot]

I’m working on it

[hearty nebula]

let them stay dreams

[pale spindle]

Tru, let me go back to sleep

Don't give up on your dreams

[hearty nebula]

give up

[pale spindle]

Yes exactly

Just go back to sleep

Go back to your Dreams

Most funny anime meme

[lean cairn]

garbage team

never wanna play with gunluggers ever again

why the hell are you level 76 picking up grims

on auric

[pale spindle]

Ogryns are either God tier, or role-playing

[lean cairn]

ogryn redditors love to roleplay

[paper harness]

god tier

ogryn

pick one

lmao

[polar cipher]

what matches BALLHOLE that is even appropriate

[pale spindle]

Sigh, dorn do u just automatically hate all PUBS?

[lean cairn]

even the best ogryn players i come across are only able to get up to the performance of an average zealot

[hard nexus]

only time an pub ogryn does "well"

is when its a gunlugger

[lean cairn]

hmm

[hard nexus]

and they just hold down m1

[paper harness]

tintin at death 3

[hard nexus]

tintin sweep

[pale spindle]

"I'm out of ammo"

[hard nexus]

TINTIN ON TOP!!!

[south grove]

three times

[lean cairn]

this is what they both did

[hard nexus]

tintin more like peakpeak

[pale spindle]

My brother in christ u unloaded onto 2 pox walkers

[lean cairn]

one guy kept going down but he wasnt the grim guy sadly

[south grove]

I am not doing good

[acoustic dune]

TINTIN TOPPING????????

[south grove]

I outscored dorn once

[hard nexus]

watched a gunlugger in my last game use his gun for 1 single rager

[south grove]

that's my accomplishment

[hard nexus]

JUST PUSH IT!!!

[lean cairn]

SACKSTICK

[acoustic dune]

@hard nexus imma go eat custard n watch pooptube

[pale spindle]

Ngl I would too 😔

[hard nexus]

akrufggt

[acoustic dune]

tell me if you want me to add anyting

[hard nexus]

me 2

[frozen kernel]

Not my Ogryn being the last one with ammo on “scabs only no ammo pickups” because 99% of shit was being pickaxe’d to death lmao

[polar cipher]

ill do it frfr

[hard nexus]

send tha finished product

!

er

if its not finished

send it now

[acoustic dune]

ill be back soon mate

[south grove]

almost 1k damage taken

[hard nexus]

kk

[acoustic dune]

taking a wee break for my wee back

[pale spindle]

Gunlugger without the gun is just regular Ogryn 😔

[hard nexus]

gonna go rot in bed 2

[polar cipher]

when we playin

[hard nexus]

i was zealot with a flamer in a civi and i kept pinging for ammo

because i forgot i was in a civi lmfao

[pale spindle]

Can I come with u?

[frozen kernel]

I’ve totally done that lol

[lean cairn]

now

anyone else wanna join ballhole and sackstick

i can come up with more names

[hard nexus]

norp

i am too swag

(a girl must rot)

i have work off tomorrow

and the weekend

so much rotting time

we r so back

[spare talon]

Guys do I get chick fil a or in n out during my 9pm lunch break

[hard nexus]

chick fil a

and

[frozen kernel]

I wanna play with folks in here but I have performance anxiety

[hard nexus]

get me some too

[frozen kernel]

Get me a shake

[lean cairn]

its ok ballhole doesnt judge

[hard nexus]

dw ill just do better than u in every way shape and form so you dont have to worry about it

[spare talon]

That's 1 vote for chick fil a
Any other entries

[hard nexus]

/lh

:3

[polar cipher]

let me load up the launcher give me 2 decades 🙏

[lean cairn]

unless you play one of the hundreds of playstyles i dont like

[hard nexus]

(id offer 2 play but i am rotting rn)

[polar cipher]

i love chick fil a

[vernal terrace]

[acoustic dune]

based

[pale spindle]

Don't rot, nurgle wants that from u 😔

[hard nexus]

2 votes for chick fil a

[paper harness]

you will never outplay me @south grove

[pale spindle]

You want Nurgle win?

[lean cairn]

lmk

[hard nexus]

i would

[spare talon]

I've outplayed you before

[hard nexus]

cole u have to get for honor now

[pale spindle]

2 most toxic games known to man 🤝

[south grove]

I think I might hang myself after this round

[hard nexus]

i outplayed u before

[frozen kernel]

I’m at work rn anyway no worries. Sometimes I catch Dorn hanging around when I get off but sometimes I know they’re slep in a strike team

[vernal terrace]

L

[visual stream]

Add League of Legends for the unholy trinity

[frozen kernel]

I don’t wanna invade the channel if I don’t know not everyone sleeps thru fire alarms like me

[spare talon]

In sedition you got downed by blowing yourself up dorn as a smyker
I will never let you live that down

[hard nexus]

im in chat all the time, just ask if u wanna play

[misty nova]

💀

[hard nexus]

i outdamaged you in a civi

[frozen kernel]

Preciate it ❤️

[hard nexus]

you will never live that down

[pale spindle]

The thing about league tho, is at the very least it is out of your control half the time

[visual stream]

True enough

[frozen kernel]

I feel bad hearing my guys malding when one person in their game just decides they don’t want to play

Because it just means the next ~15 minutes are gonna be a waste of their time

[pale spindle]

D2 is just straight gambling addiction

4H is mostly 1v1s

[vernal terrace]

cole makes me schizophrenic

[frozen kernel]

My buddy lost his marbles over 4H because he’s pretty good at traditional fighting games, but I don’t think the skills translate well

[spare talon]

And you make me schizophrenic

[frozen kernel]

Couldn’t get down the mindgames so he’d just get spammed to death by anyone that sort of understood their character

It came to a head when I started playing hito because I cba to memorize combos when I can just play rock paper scissors lmao

[spare talon]

I'm in chat all the time lmk when you wanna play so I can ignore it

[pale spindle]

Then there is darktide

Competative COOP

[hard nexus]

wow

ok

fine

[spare talon]

Lmao

[hard nexus]

i’ll kill myself

cole hates me

5real

[vernal terrace]

cole @tintin yesterday

[paper harness]

yeah...

[south grove]

Make it a murder-suicide

[frozen kernel]

EVERYONE BEING SO MEAN TO TINTIN THIS WEEK lmao

[vernal terrace]

you cant kill me im to powerful

[spare talon]

It was really funny

[south grove]

with toughness regen?

[frozen kernel]

“Sticks and stones may break my bones…”

[spare talon]

He's a shout vet
Literally invincible

[hard nexus]

less damage taken and more damage dealt than dorn

[vernal terrace]

tintin so attached to funny curios

boy takes bait so well

[south grove]

plasma gun

[south grove]

I was born to take baits

I can and will be angry

[frozen kernel]

Oh I’ve been meaning to ask about the “Total Friendly Damage” thing, I thought we didn’t have FF anymore?

[south grove]

difference is I died 3 times and he died 2 times

[paper harness]

I killed myself

[south grove]

and he clutched

so ig it's 1:3

I lost completely

[lean cairn]

awesome

[paper harness]

Warhammer 40k Darktide addict

hours played

124

[south grove]

dorn

why dc

[paper harness]

reboot

[polar cipher]

arent you the one who named yourself rindas plap hog

[paper harness]

game shit the bed

[south grove]

I've been hurt so bad on zealot...

[paper harness]

Why I am, yes

[polar cipher]

yes

[south grove]

I'm switching back to vet

[polar cipher]

seems like something you would name yourself*

[lean cairn]

ballhole forever

[hard nexus]

finally

oh

in game

[hard nexus]

nvm

[paper harness]

wanna join john

[hard nexus]

LMFAO

[hard nexus]

i tease !

[frozen kernel]

Playing WS vet with PS/laspistol until I go back to zealot challenge, I cracked after two games

[south grove]

your mistake is touching PS

[frozen kernel]

Just playing the exact same way but faster

I like the thematics

[vernal terrace]

shout outs to the time i made tintin want to commit suicide by using double barrelled shotgun without ws

[south grove]

I alternate between shovel, knife, dclaw, and shock maul

[vernal terrace]

cole also told me kms

:3

[frozen kernel]

And it helps deal with crushers quickly without forcing me to use chaxe or DS

[south grove]

https://tenor.com/view/faith-game-faith-no-u-gif-26983212

[frozen kernel]

I should try the shock maul

I’ve seen it do some funny stuff

[south grove]

bro wants pain

bro wants to reload manually

[vernal terrace]

i live to be silly

[south grove]

https://tenor.com/view/fish-bait-baiting-bass-fishing-gif-2140444873906627680

worst bait ever

@paper harness modifier?

[south grove]

I forgot to look

[paper harness]

I-III

[frozen kernel]

I got so used to the Achlys stubber reload without gunlugger perks that coming back to zealot, bolt pistol reloads with IJ feel zippy

I think if I picked up the laspistol it would feel like OG MW2 slight of hand pro at this point

[south grove]

died once

again

fuck

[vernal terrace]

L x2

[south grove]

Man I'm falling off

put the flowers on algernon's grave

[vernal terrace]

malice is always there for you

[south grove]

why does I-III even exist btw

isn't it just histg hunting ground

[acoustic dune]

i just got a drawing idea

[fleet zealot]

i have unyielding carapace on mine

cause only 2 mob armors you don't already oneshot on zealot

flak is all oneshot except mauler body which is like 5% off (0 martyrdom stacks) but carapace to the head kills it as well

[modest rampart]

[fleet zealot]

you get all maniacs already

if i was off zealot, I would consider flakiac, and even unarmored

but i'm not

[vernal terrace]

i think so but could be wrong

[fleet zealot]

i keep tryingt o play darktidee

[frozen kernel]

I think I have unarmored on one of my vet weapons for dispatching dreg gunners

[fleet zealot]

then i open up grimdawn

[frozen kernel]

I keep trying to play Darktide after work but I just fall asleep at the character login screen

[fleet zealot]

uhh mk12 has an unarmored groaner BP and scab bruiser BP for lights

[south grove]

outscoring dorn at this moment

[fleet zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/ken-jeong-community-too-small-to-read-read-reading-gif-5494204

[vernal terrace]

think you would do better if you turned the monitor on

[paper harness]

he went down again

[hearty nebula]

see zealot in party
auric survivor title
only regular level 30, nothing beyond it

spot the carry

[paper harness]

back to back disables lmaooo

[south grove]

and now death

I'm gonna go get a red bull

[vernal terrace]

cole is evil

[full nebula]

Where the VT2 players at i need weapon recommendations

[placid fiber]

For which character and career?

[plush estuary]

spear

[full nebula]

Any actually, as long as it can do good single target and clear well. Ala executioner and glaive

All I've used like it

[misty nova]

Shield

[placid fiber]

I mean I need to know the character, otherwise I can't really say

[full nebula]

Well I need to max seinna so probably her

[misty nova]

Wait Sienna doesn't have a shield
Uh
Flail

[south grove]

I'm assuming "Hadron's Sweat mop" is a dorn grub

[placid fiber]

Well for battle wizard fire sword

for pyro/unchained flail

[full nebula]

But either saltzpyre/bardin too

[placid fiber]

and for battle wizard get temp health on stagger

the fire sword's heavy 1 will give massive amounts

for bardin it depends on the career

[full nebula]

I've used axe and falchion with saltzpyre, v good

[lean cairn]

it's too easy for ballhole

[placid fiber]

dual hammers are a good bet, but, you have to be ready to push attack into the light 4 for armor

[full nebula]

I'm bad at staff like builds, I barely play staves in dt too tbh lmao

[placid fiber]

for unchained and battle wizard: beam/conflagration staff

[copper hawk]

WHADDAFLIPPAH

[placid fiber]

for pyro I think it's bolt/beam/conflag

[shy river]

i saw an hour long tanner manifesto video in my recommended, and I'm blaming all of you for this

[spare dome]

eugh

i know whats in that bottle on the right

[placid fiber]

I mained battle wizard, when I played vt2

[copper hawk]

Yah me too

[placid fiber]

if you're gonna use volcanic force, then the bolt staff is what you want... otherwise with lingering or the other option use the beam or conflag staff

[copper hawk]

I get tanner vids recommended 2 me a lot

[full nebula]

What about melee? I usually like having an all around weapon even if it isn't amazing at one thing

[placid fiber]

fire sword for battle wizard

you basically just spam the heavy 1

[full nebula]

Icic

[paper harness]

BUFF TINTIN

[copper hawk]

Heavy 1 has inf cleave

[copper hawk]

It can cleave chaos warriors

I thonk it's

Crit chance and uh

Melee swing speed

[full nebula]

Yeah I notice a lot of the clear is on lights vs it's normally heavies

[south grove]

it will be done one day

[copper hawk]

W swift slaying

[placid fiber]

for the fire sword? you want block cost reduction and then attack speed/crit

[lean cairn]

epic throwing knife fail

[copper hawk]

Why block

[merry flume]

actually ur boss just called me u gotta work all weekend

[copper hawk]

Your h1 staggers and cleaves everything

[full nebula]

Executioner with my build will 1-2 shot cw on crit p sure, it'll 1shot elite rats and pmuch everything between

It's p nice

[paper harness]

SOOO @south grove TOP SCORE HUH

[hard nexus]

NOOOO

[placid fiber]

You still have to pick people up, which you are blocking for

[merry flume]

https://tenor.com/view/glorp-waa-7tv-twitch-aaaaa-gif-17137341012820105478

[south grove]

I said I was outscoring you by 3 points

[placid fiber]

Even if you fire walk away

[south grove]

purely from ranged damage

[copper hawk]

LMFAOOOOO @south grove

[full nebula]

Kerillian i play waystalker tho and i like having the ability to assail the gunners

[copper hawk]

It's okay pookie

[full nebula]

" "

[copper hawk]

Cmere

[placid fiber]

Sword and dagger, and then the longbow

[south grove]

doesn't matter anyways since I died 3 times

[placid fiber]

with kurnos reward or w/e it is called

for the lvl 30

[brisk raft]

Death by snuggles

[placid fiber]

Push attack into heavy 2 for elites with the sword and dagger

[paper harness]

MOGGED

[full nebula]

Yeah I switched to longbow after trying swift/poison. Didn't care for them

[paper harness]

outplayed

[vernal terrace]

when you are just in the military for the gay sex

[placid fiber]

Swift is more of a meme, imo. You can use it with the bleed, but, otherwise the longbow is just better

[copper hawk]

Nop

I would neber

[paper harness]

3 deaths 4 downs 7 disables

buff tintin

[copper hawk]

[copper hawk]

Nop

[brisk raft]

Even with consent?

[full nebula]

It do use the longbow for shooting elites reasonably often. Probably need to tweak my build

[copper hawk]

Im worth more w these noobs