#zealot-class
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this is cole to me
not once

you just hate me
Who the fucks gets burger king
the guy who wants 5 whoppers and five more whoppers
do you not love toughness regen
those things were older than your playtime of the game
i have been enlightened to pious cut-throat talent. i dont think i can play without it anymore
LOL
don't care, it's time for your knees to buckle under the weight of your sins
it is bait yet I'll take it every time
@rocky nacelle do you have a mod that shows if its auric or not
those curios are dead now anyway
idk
i just grabbed a hi-int shock from mmt
me reading fulgrim
utterly 0 sound
oh hey my ears are back
for some reason updating my drivers changed my audio device in game
free shipping
tf
?
Fuck you
redgeta's god impact air bubbles are goated for catching people trying to power up
cross map
also meanest hit grab super
I love his punch just doing shit tons of dmg
any heavy evis zealots out there that can tell me what build i should use it on just dropped a really good rolled on in a mission an been meaning to try that out
that shit about to be unblockable and the size of the martial arts arena
its joever
also I coulda had that if I let my stamina recover just like 2% more
or if revive speed worked on hanging people
i am now a chorus, thammer, backstab enjoyer. i have seen the light
i was playing with a single braincell active
Thank you Elon Musk for your wonderful platform 
i honestly dont like the gun
everyone knows braced auto gun users are the chads
just kind of funny blue ball that kills everything
i use brautos on weapons with no significant weakness
like rashad and thammer
@rocky nacelle well the gamer who wanted auric exemplar that the trains were for called it a night
do you wanna just do a maelstrom before i do too
think ill use a mk iib lasgun
mine is the atrox mk6
:3
I havent used the other marks yet but atrox mk6 is the goat
i use to preach about how the taxe was so bad
I like it's moveset/special
and now here i am
noob moment
i dont shit talk the weapon until ive touched it
(mk6 is the better one though)
🕵️
i used it before but i just thought it was bad then
(maybe new IoD made you like taxe)
it was before i was le epic gamer style frfr
probably
tonights the night for you
after the iod nerf i had moved away from crit weapons, then after the buff i moved back
its the new blessing
join paras game
dump grenade
now the next person who joins wont have grenades
DEMONIC
iod?
oh invoc

john psyker strikes again
Wait, are you on EU? I think I had you in my game yesterday.
oh wait was that you lmao
that game was silly
unironically yes
i was getting hit by everything, way more than i normally do
full hp to instant death from one trapper
why do u get noob anxiety around me
when you get a permanent stealth vet on your team
how it feels to die
im down if cole isnt going bed that seems funny
do you think i should continue doing my best to prevent kez from getting the reaper sprint dodge penance
man i fucking hate the rager spam games
this was fucking evil
fuck you
yes
Is your character dressed like you came straight out of the prison cell? Brown/Beige rags.
I think you were soloq auric maelstrom yesterday around 23:00 and got grouped with us. I was playing Psyker with flamethrower + dome shield, my friend was playing Veteran and my other friend was on Ogryn. The map was Magistrati Oubliette.
most likely
You went up and smacked the demonhost inside
only DH incident i remember was with dorn a couple of days ago
Maybe it was someone else, I can check the logs when I get home from work.
who did the DH target?
I mean the Zealot we had with the exact same loadout as you ran up and started killing it alone
He was out for blood
🤔
My other friend was on his character named "Todi"
i have zero memeory of that
Just weird how the name + look was very similar. Bolter + Comb axe isn't all that rare.
prolly because i post clips often here
😭 I had smykers yesterday and the day before
I can't believe Snake is fucking dead
the rager buffs were NOT needed
they disliked how easy it was to avoid them after the attack pattern nerf/rework
and then added attack speed
keep this up and you're getting turned into a brick wall
youre actually evil
no u
its not that hard of a penance
i think we should inject all of the hab warren stims into arco
just sprint around in a circle until you die then queue up again
brick wall it is
NO I DONT WANNA BE BRICKED UP
what a weird and unusual thing to say to someone younger than you
how could you
brick wall
how dare you threaten me with something that only i would get the joke of
everyone knows the threat of being turned into a brick wall
you made a mistake by replying to it and revealing that you were awake and had seen it
foolish coke
there he is!!!!
Stop trying to turn people into things
Lasagna, dead, brick walls
The hell is wrong with you
You are unwell
Get yourself checked in somewhere
ELF
i recall it being the wiki that you don't like
The gold standard for game wikis
which is why i used it
There is nothing in this world or universe that I dislike more than you.
funniest thing about oblivion imo is
mankar camoran is royality in valenwood and its never said lol
he is just silly cult guy
i only know that he is someone i must kill
You wouldn't last a half hour in an oblivion playthrough
i saw him put flamer crosshairs with helbore charge bars on a shredder autopistol of his own free will
actually trying to farm the penance i have noticed how dumb reaper ai is
needed more bosses
he is a little more than unwell
they stop shooting the second the wind blows
run around in circles for zero reason
and reload after like 3 bullets some times
you can't keep pulling this up against me
its infuriating
yes i can
it was twisted and fucked up
they have a lot more damage and stagger so i think they were lobotomized on purpose
theyre like gunners but instead of repositioning ai they have "UHHHH OGRYN FORGOT WHEN AND HOW TO RELOAD" ai
Wdym lobotomized
They're ogryns, they're just like that
that man has an iq above 120
also a very good chess player 
I thought thats what you meant with his IQ comment
both
cause he got so good at chess so fast
insane
BIG TONKA T
TALENT MAXIMUM OVERFLOWING
RELEASE IT !
its so cool that you can make your ogryn tyler1
dude is unironically smart has some autistic ability to learn anything
being called a noob is confusing cause idk how good i actually am at the game i just kind of play and enjoy auric maelstroms 
me seeing cole die across the map
ff14 party chat my beloved
what happened !
trapper body blocked by a poxwalker
poxwalker molested me and my healthbar
instant death
it happened very fast
by the time I even considered un-netting it was half of your entire hp was corrupted
who isnt.........
those are mine
Is there any way to save myself if I’m swamped in a horde and I can hear a trapper approaching
pray
Wallahi
you can either try to cut your way out(in the right direction) or push your way out(in the right direction)
so pray
a lot
uhhhhh thats beyond my knowledge level
COLE
does the distance travelled with chastise increase I frames?
shoot it if possible
Taking a week rest from the gym means owie when you train again
time to drink 5 liters of water
disables can still hit you in fotf
you have 100% tdr and count as dodging for ranged during the dash, but neither count for disablers
Here’s a link to the original music:
https://youtu.be/c-OttnZEXZo?si=2IloyDj8shXmcZhg
I didn’t create nor participate in the making of the music itself, I’m just posting a meme. All rights reserved to the original creator, linked above.
I'm a proud londoner (knife bleed build main) but this hammer is starting to whisper sweet things to me fellow priests
bonking maulers and watching their heads explode is satisfying
be fatshark
nerf crusher attack speed because you know you're gonna put thrust on it
i love balancing weapons around blessings
Combat Knife wins all
Chat is full of noobz 2day,,
I thought you died in the war cica
what kind of build you running been trying to make it work but having a hard time with the mobility of it
like 3 wound curios and the missing wounds perk
mobility is an issue but for that i use chastise the wicked with two charges
HI LAMBDA
peak
is this hammer worth getting to gold and grind mastery on or should I just buy a 300-something in brunts
you ideally want all 80 and Defense whatever 58-60
Yeah that’s fine for mastery grind
Don’t try to grind with the 300 power stuff brunt sells
but i like being deadweight 
does anyone use the crusher?
crusher is very good all around weapon
used it for two days to level it, it's now on my main stay rotation as it's pretty fun and all around decent
also the mastery skin for it fucks
thing looks rad with it
The lollipop
Ææææ
I am also awake. Have to be at work at 10 but my body won't let me sleep till 9 like I want to.
Ive been awake since 6 am
thammer kinda fun
Love the addition of DS on zealot and all, but there's really something about big and heavy weapons
damn
Is it more a piety or a momentum weapon?
thats sad gonna take a nap for you
Momentum.
thammer or ds?
It shores up the weakness of hammer, that being dodges and mobility.
back to skyrim
go my greataxe
Power greataxe
Zealot has amazing anti armor heavy weapons but not anti crowd heavy weapons
Bro next to you dressed like a cholo
calf about to blow up
Go to formation or whatever, stinky.
If FS doesn't add Decapitator to the potential blessing pool I'll be mad
Been dere done dat
We had formeowtion at 0445
The military is fucking stupid!
Let me guess, you had to be there at 0300 and wait an hour and 45 minutes, didn't you?
stop edging the info leaks
This is after going to bed at 2100 and not actually falling asleep till 2300.
Lmfao actually frog
We're doing predeployment medical readiness stuff
It's called SRP
I was here 3 months ago when I demob'd from my last deployment
Anyways
We had to get here at 0600
And then they tell us that the hittime NOW is 0730
So my point stands, the military is fucking stupid!

much thanks
Whats the tldr for the fullscreen yap session
no reason to use classic full screen cause borderless gives same performance
so it's depreciated
you can now set custom resolution in borderless too
Do they fixed the zealot Mission where we have to burn enemies?
smh he didnt ask for consent for the build
Fuck I thought it was actually the yap
Funny though
am i insane
or has the psword
always been terrible unpowered
I mean it makes sense
Yeah unpowered it's terrible
i just don’t recall it begging being good powered
who tf would ever not power up a power sword
there’s a guy in gen chat saying it was good unpowered at launch
methinks
psword
should
I have never once
someone mentioned me sometime way back, I still have the notification unread
only in sm2 is the powersword good unpowered
have similar damage on powered and unpowered (except against armor and on PA) but have vastly different cleave values
zealot chat was dead
then it could be situationally better for single vs cleave, I guess
and i am bored at work
not necessarily better, just not needed to power up in certain situations
sorry for your loss that made you go into general chat
also this would coincide with a removal of brutal momentum
from the few times I’ve read general chat it’s just geniuses with interesting takes
yeah
and schizo posting
basically
brutal momentum got another nerf in the blessing update
it increases the target cap by 4 now
Psword didn't have to get power cycler back then
So slaughterer was Preem on it
General chat is just morons and the mentally ill
Sometimes they are the same person
someone probably thinks about zealot chat the same way yknow
except it’s elitism and the mentally ill
Elliot
True
bro only comes in here to complain or say dumb shit and lies
it’s crazy
(Sometimes both at the same time)
I haven’t seen a lot of his posts
My hands stink of oil and wood
Oh Elliot
good
I’ve seen people try to argue with him before and even when he’s wrong he says everyone else are the idiots
lmfao
The noobs have arrived
i just never noticed, i said “what” as in, i didn’t know that
what weapon has a target cap
What happened thus time
yeah i never noticed it either
I saw all I needed to see when he said mk15 sucks and 4 people proved him wrong and he just called everyone idiots
lmao
you know when you swing into a mass of poxwalkers with powersword a chunk remains alive?
yeah count extra 4 of those
wait
OHHH
brutal momentum weapons are a good eample of target cap
4 extra enemies take damage
you’re talking about when brutal momentum was buffed originally
right ?
some weapons are capped at the number of things they can hit
no matter their damage and impact
like the shield, even with brutal momentum, will only hit five things per swing
what weapons have damage cap that have BM?
ah
yeah that but + 4
i did not know this
bm did NOT need a buff
it'll kill all five of those things if they're smols
so this is only for target caps? not damage caps?
but it won't even interact with anything beyond those 5
no the blessing changed entirely
also why is the hotfix so huge
that I'm not sure of
i might be very wrong about this
I can test rq
yap session about fullscreen
rendering changes r big
4 gigabytes of yapping
1 gigabyte of update
Is there still frame gen
yes, but your settings will be reset
Nooooooo
show the bm tooltip plox
He's the guy who asked me if I was a femboy and if he could sniff my undies btw
I called that guy a freak
posted a Goku Kys image and he called mods on me
There u go
best time to open chat
Chat link goes to the incident
ok that is not the tooltip i remember
lmfao
Yerp
The life of a high e femboy is a perilous one,,

What the fuck did I just read
how come you don't get beaned for that

Yeah I sent him that one cause he’s a weird freak
well stop being so adorable then
it’s your twin
that seems bean worhty
simple fix
"Fixed an issue where shots from the M35 Magnacore Mk II Plasma Gun failed to penetrate Bulwark shields."
OH NOOOOOOOOOO
Suicide
EMPEROR FORBID
plasma was weak
it needded thisi
"Fixed an issue where the Valkyrie briefings would sometimes not finish before loading into a mission.
oh good
clad ur overreacting
the universe is once again harmonious
gonna loose all your greasy hair
is H2 also hardcoded to 5 targets? Is this a weapon thing or an attack thing
wtf
clad crashing out in realtime
yea
doesn't matter anyway
Course it was a bug
plasma was still broken
We can’t have nice things can we
plama only deserves buffs
So true
FUCK YOU
video games suck
uncanny strike on ploisma
Mod your game 5head
game runs better tho
Hello I hope you’re not covered in strawberry jam
yeah so i can crash instead of having a loadscreen
weapon that famously can puncture heavy armor has been bugfixed to puncture a thin metal sheet
people up in arms
oookay pal
Ploisma
ploisma balls
ill skip ur funeral
yeah ookay
id like to see you try
said the cigarette smoker
We both are smokers
we're both smokers 
i'm outliving everyone in this chat
oh right let me listen to some tunes
I’m dying slower than clad
Excuse me??
my condolences
Don’t go outside tomorrow 
we’re all just waiting to turn to dust
Wadiya talkin abeet
some turn to dust quicker than others

eternally noob.
so glad peegun got buffed
eternally handsome and not dead
plasma was very weak it really needed the buff
I have absolutely zero problem with plasma one shotting bulwarks

So I don’t have to play turn based combat with them
plasma being back to penetrating shields changes jackshit
clad is just schizophrenic
FUCK YOU
This is known
fitting for a zealot chat frequenter
clad is insane
clad you are her shucooeha
bolter shells are self guiding!
but bolters are self guiding !
intro your face
my favourite clad moment
of all time perhaps
same
I think, it's a weapon thing
Clad is going to step on Legos
yeah you're wronger
both of you were wrong
no, sorry, it's a blessing thing particular to brutal momentum I'm pretty sure
BRUH THEY BUFFED THE PLASMA AGAIN
Here comes lacerate knife
brutal momentum when it procs, will carry its 'infinite' cleave through four more targets after the first
Lmao
no i was right actually
well whatever i cant even argue my shit cause of ds4 zealot
me when gunner horde
zealot cant be dead when it has the strongest melee ever
“I don’t wanna die!”
Cannot wait until they release the screen wiper 5000
I swear to god I don’t wanna die
you joke until they break melta
of course it’s a level 80 psyker lol
i need to buy good earbuds so i can game without ruining my hair
ok hear me out
imagine not using earbuds
what if
bros space wolf
reverse light out
i have to go somewhere tonite
light in
anyone who is fast and actively hunting for enemies is a speed runner
I wonder how many smitekers know you can dodge during casting
not like they need to anyway
Solid 2
Oh yes another 5GB "hotfix"
ignorance is bliss they don't know the real horrid pub speedrunners
dogged 5 feet ahead immediately leaves

i heard it helped with performance
Complain when no update
yes are you just now learning how Elliot is?
Their dopamine and serotonin receptors are shot
Ive known elliot since beta
thats none of your beeswax
sorry for your loss
They were an evis apologist before the evis was buffed the first time
When it was entirely worthless
The fuck, beeswax is very important to the community
yummy beewax
flashbacks to stealth vet fucking off mid big encounter and running alone through the entire map, then fist fighting 200 dogs in the next saferoom alone till everyone else catches up
my favourite
It is their business when people scorn and make fun of someone. people are just low on the internet.
this person is unstable
Stank
Para stfu 
and?????
ok the second song had a similar vibe to the first and rly liked it ^^
but the third song tho god damn I wanna smoke to it someday, kinda made me hungry for some reason lmao
name one stable person here!!!
Incredible
They fixed buffed plasma
Crumb locket is the trip song
Lol
Im goingnto have a joker moment
the video is even wilder I love the music video
see bandit is close to the breaking point
again thank u 4 the recommendation 
END RESULT IS THE SAME YAMATO
just a simple bugfix against bulwark shields
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ikr thank GOD
ye anytime mate
It should’ve just been charged shots going through shield
see what he has done to me
No reason for uncharged shot to cleave through shields
Liteeally unplayabe
i didn't even think that a shield blocking shots was a bug
is anybody interested in no more room in hell 2
Clad gonna be cursed with more surge electro kinetic staffs for these messages
I mean for charged shots obv
both are throwing tantrums like babies
theres a first for everything
oh that reminds me
I haven't seen the footages yet
I actually saw a surge staff user using surge staff normally
When I was playing yesterday
I think plasma could be a bulwark counter but no reason for uncharged shots to penetrate bulwarks lol
pretty sure there are a bunch of videos on Youtube.
The real veteran crybaby class was inside us all along
I said that in general chat I hope strawhat caught it lol
Yeah and I haven't seen them yet
I turned the game off last night with Ds4 and a flamer (still gonna complain about plasma though)

just dm it
8 out of 10 people who complain about broken shit will run ds4 shamelessly
Take a look, the game is about to release in less than an hour.
broken shit is fun I just can’t use it every single match
Yea objectively plasma uncharged shots are used like 95% of the time
unless we’re doing mmt maelstroms or some shit then it’s w/e
So it would be a good change if bulwark shields needed charged shots
this world is borked up
It also makes the weapon less brain dead
but even then every loadout I’ve used has ran thru maelstroms without being a ds4 or a knife
everyone is a hypoocrate...
I get away with it cause i use chaxe and vags
you don’t
I have privilege
No i was in gifted studies
Gifted kid who fell off
bandit can do backflips
so you just fell off
i'm just straight up amazing
no gift right lambda
you're jealous of my incredible swag
It needs its cleave dumpstered tbh chargeshots can be a little fucked up but they're both slower and can kill you
Actually for preschool i was put in special needs cause i still wasn’t talking and communicating like i should but then it turned out i just didn’t feel like talking and i was capable the whole time
GAMES ANYONE?
sure idc
Yea put some power behind charge shots and make uncharged shots less overpowering
What seever
as long as its not smite
(I have a level 3 vet and my pc isn’t on)
Interesting pokemon
Realest shit ever
if my friend gets on today potato and i can power level you two
Knify took my level 3 ogryn into some malice games, the other day lol
I think my mom told a story that if i wanted juice i would just bring her the jug and a cup instead of just asking
I managed not to go down either of the two games <.<
Vet early game sucks ngl
just get hellbore
It’s better then pre 13 feats
next content update i'm doing a hardcore char from lvl1 to 30 with the goal of winning 5 mals in a row
it has better melee
But it’s still bleh
It really does
At least you can upgrade weapons to 500 on low level characters now lol
You know someone was doing that when I was first joined here
I saw someone say they were on their 30th zealot because they were doing a self challenge run of getting to 30 without dying once
least bored DT player
i thought i was a pioneer
Nuzlocke darktide
Lmao also i wish i had a system i could record on 24/7 darktide
ironman dt endgoal 5 auric mael
my veteran is still fresh out of the tutorial lmao
Only for you clad
i've actually done ironman dt when i was making another psyker trying to get more melk slots for staves
psyker is just that braindead
YOU CANT PUT PIE IN FUCKING CHEESE
Yesterday i had shout toughness on, tanked a crusher overhead, shouted again and tanked a sniper shot
ironman won
Before the crusher even died
the meat in that pie looks nasty
mystery meat pie
voc now kills people
REMOVE EVIS DAMAGE CAP AND MY LIFE IS URS
voc now turns the long awaited solo mode on
BUFF EVIS H1
kicks everyone but you
the perfect commissar fantasy
even the enemies
they did with flamer backpacks
not enough
gunluggers deserve death anyway
(It’s the only fun play style)
except people mag dump into hordes
and make every ogryn have a bad name
imagine, the psyker runs in front of the glugger
shit is gonna feel like the hunger games
society
played like this while doing penances cause i needed to get a billion free bullets
and it was honestly really funny
Can’t happen the soyker already put a hole through the oggy with voidstrike scriers
on accident
(Soyker trauma staff friendly fire)
he survived, he had fnp

orgyn moment
Why is it called the hunger games if nobody is hungry
It has nothing to do with food
bleed for the emperor
he wants your blood
who says nobody is hungry in the hunger games?
(Also enduring faith but that shit is nothing compared to iron will)

btw
the second perk for rashad
i legit cant tell any BP difference between maniac and unarmored
then run unyielding or carapace
blocked
i came to the conclusion that maniac was doing very little on my melee weapons and changed most of them to unyielding
how should i be regenerating toughness using zealot im like around lvl 16 rn
Like it literally never comes up
best way to deal with ragers is still move backwards and fill them with bullets lol
Second wind
all zealots grenades are pretty great
Immo is ok but tknives are king
throwing knives do alot though
isn't everyone starving because nobody really has anything? besides the people in higher places
movement feels better????
its been a while since I watched it last
idk prolly just the schizo in me
the talents make you heavier
Idk
cant run as good
Stan just can't follow a story
I just know that the annoying costumes the rich people wear trigger me
still haven't watched the newest addition
what blessings am I putting on my crusher for auric level gameplay
heard it wasn't that good tho?
I've only watched the 1st movie
I have impact and skullcrusher right now do I do the strength
also what curios should i run on zealot
slaughterer and skullcrusher
thanks
You don't know how true this is






