zealot-class

[south grove]

I've looked through steam forum ragebaits, reddit rage baits

[north geode]

Thanks for the help!

[south grove]

I guess it's time to look through FS forums

[plucky gate]

On a flamer???

[sullen forge]

Hey @south grove you know this right

[sullen forge]

I got 440+ hours in the game and got 0 in most masteries with some only as high as 7 at a maximum.

Let me get to the point… You did not nearly grant me enough mastery. I’m sure that if you counted any game time I would have near to max mastery on most items if not at least half. But I only have a maximum level of mastery of 7 and not any higher with some items being 0 ZERO. NADA. NOTHING. NULL.

I just learned how insanely stupid it was calculated by the amount of blessings unlocked but never cared for crap blessings and just chose to get gold instead to crank out grey items and try and get a god roll. So not only did you create a system where players that understood the game got punished for grinding the most effective way you chose to punish the ones who understood it best.

Light the torches.

[plucky gate]

cara on flamer sounds like garbage

[south grove]

yea

found it a few minutes ago

#zealot-class message

[sullen forge]

Me sitting at work bored out of my life so I turned it into a copy pasta

[lethal lance]

also useful for knowing the sniper is down

[south grove]

silly silly blue glow = chaos

I'm not hating on it

[sullen forge]

Warp is Tzeentch???

[south grove]

I just find it silly

[vague depot]

If I’m stuck in the middle of a horde and a trapper is approaching me am I fucked if I can’t kill the trapper

Or should I just have not been stuck in a horde in the first place

[misty mason]

Im kind of lacking motivation to play the game now

[south grove]

cheats found,
idea!
publicise it so more people would use it!!!

[misty mason]

I have all masteries, all class penances and pretty much every weapon (I would use) on every class god rolled

[south grove]

silly

[fossil crag]

What does fs considered cheating again

[north geode]

Do you have 2500 barrel kills?

[south grove]

impact other's gameplay / serverside / exceed human limits

[misty mason]

Nah

[south grove]

so aimbot, wallhacks, quell cancel macro, and other stuff

[north geode]

Better start grinding : ^)

[south grove]

cole has returned

chat will now revive

[misty mason]

If I wanted to grind I would play runescape

Which I do

[south grove]

cole has abandoned us

[spare talon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046913589614747719/1296624137758052474/makesweet-io83fk.gif

[misty mason]

This chat when physical contact with another human

[south grove]

gooners have arrived in darktide

they NEED loverslab in darktide

[hushed knoll]

What the fuck

Why are people like this

[south grove]

but I do agree with more faces

[hushed knoll]

I bet this was @south folio

[ornate bone]

Honestly kinda cool

[south grove]

everyone use the same 3 face

[misty mason]

Why cant I make SoB waifu, why does hadron not have uber boober

[ornate bone]

Trappers are the enemy I genuinely hate in this game because their nets have the radius of a nuclear bomb

[lethal lance]

these are always the most degenerate reactionaries

[south grove]

as a new enemy maybe but I wouldn't change it

also it's basically ronin's pox bombs

just non-restraining

[hushed knoll]

😂

[ornate bone]

Still missing the hair from that one woman standing in front of the player spawn after mission

[misty mason]

Oh yeah pox bombers are still the worst imo

[hushed knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitty-cute-peeking-shy-gif-17733461

[south grove]

dukane?

[ornate bone]

The one at the mission terminal

[south grove]

I mean you can edit the hair using for the drip

[misty mason]

Duration too long

[south grove]

ohh you mean the adept

[hushed knoll]

The fart cloud absolutely fucks me so much

[misty mason]

I do really want them to hurry up and add scopes

[misty mason]

Officially

[south grove]

yea the adept

[misty mason]

I do wonder if its a GW thing

[south grove]

you can get it with ftd I think

[sullen forge]

LMAO

[ornate bone]

Best hair in the game

[sullen forge]

I love making fun of those people

[south grove]

it's true

[lethal lance]

solid pixie/bob cut, honestly. It's a good addition and should be an option

[south grove]

loverslab in darktide or woke...

[ornate bone]

This is what they took from us, astaghfirullah

[lethal lance]

lover slab?

like ogryn?

[south grove]

it's a skyrim thing

don't google it

the s is on the other word

[lethal lance]

I'm at work, i wouldn't. We should all love our slab.

[sullen forge]

https://tenor.com/view/skyrim-sex-mods-spider-gif-24491717

This basically

[lethal lance]

never played skyrim

couldn't get into elder scrolls

[sullen forge]

Just understand degenerates use it

[south grove]

chaos wastes in darktide

[lethal lance]

Oh, I know about skyrim. I know about bethesda modding.

[south grove]

yes please!!!

[sullen forge]

We’re never getting red items you know that for a damn fact

[lethal lance]

yeah this is just chaos wastes; I kind of theorize the 2nd city is gonna be that anyway

[hushed knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/heresy-detected-gif-25567321

Skyrim is good but Oblivion gave me the FEELS

[lethal lance]

I started with Daggerfall

[plucky gate]

oblivion had cooler guild questlines

[lethal lance]

on Win95

[hushed knoll]

Oblivion is dated now but it was like nothing I’d ever played before when it came out

[plucky gate]

i still remember how fun it felt to do the whodunit quest

[lethal lance]

that was 2006; I'd been playing EverQuest for 8 years at that point.

[hushed knoll]

I’m too young for daggerfall

Was born I. 94

In

[south grove]

oldie

oldie!!!

[hushed knoll]

The fuck

[lethal lance]

congratulations on turning 30

[south grove]

fossil bone!!!

[hushed knoll]

I turn 30 in December

30 is late 20s

[south grove]

you're almost double my age

I don't wanna hear it

[plucky gate]

wtf

[spare dome]

gross

get these youfs out of here

[hushed knoll]

20-25 is early 20s, 25-29 is mid 20s, and 30 is late 20s

[lethal lance]

a minor? get 'em out of here.

[misty mason]

Chaos wastes type mode in DT would be rad

[hushed knoll]

[south grove]

I'm working in a med school rn

[plucky gate]

stan is almost 5 years older than me

[south grove]

idk if I'm young anymore

[lethal lance]

that'd be a major, you're still a minor

[plucky gate]

sorry i choose to be early 20s until i'm 50

[hushed knoll]

It's not a choice, it's reality

[south grove]

I'll stop aging next year

[sullen forge]

Man seeing people drop their ages in here makes me so happy knowing I’m still “young”

Barely

[hushed knoll]

How old is "young"

[south grove]

24

watch me be right

[hushed knoll]

[plucky gate]

i'll continue to tell people i'm early 20s till the end of time

[sullen forge]

22 lmao

[south grove]

fuck

2 years off

[hushed knoll]

DUDE

29 ISN'T OLD

[spare dome]

ive been in my early twenties for fifteen years now

[hushed knoll]

FUCK OFF

[south grove]

it is

[sullen forge]

You’re so old bro

[south grove]

mid life crisis soon!!!

[plucky gate]

i'm 25

[hushed knoll]

Imagine being 25 in 2024

[lethal lance]

25 is good; you're almost done growing

[south grove]

you're as old as dorn

[plucky gate]

i'm still young

early 20s!

[hushed knoll]

My scale doesn't apply to you

[south grove]

everyone here is so close to midlife crisis now

[lethal lance]

if you don't remember using the internet before there was facebook & youtube, you're probably pretty young.

[plucky gate]

shut up stan ur like 500

[hushed knoll]

Dude I'm 4 years older than you

[spare dome]

eugh

youfs

[south grove]

I grew up with monochrome television

[hushed knoll]

Exploits what

[south grove]

is that a flex?

idk anymore

[hushed knoll]

@nimble fiber fite me

[hushed knoll]

Please don't tell me you're gen alpha

[lethal lance]

there's a difference between being young and being poor.

[south grove]

no

[spare dome]

my internet used to come through a screaming telephone

[hushed knoll]

[south grove]

I'm a young lad

not a baby

[plucky gate]

kids these days can't comprehend youtube not existing

[hushed knoll]

You just said you're like 15

[south grove]

I'm 17

[spare dome]

EUGH

[hushed knoll]

YOU'RE NOT HALF MY AGE THEN FUCK OFF

[south grove]

med school student

[south grove]

samey samey

[plucky gate]

you're younger than youtube

[south grove]

oldie

[hushed knoll]

No

[misty mason]

Time for your nap nap stan

[spare dome]

he's half my age though which is just ffffucked

[hushed knoll]

Dan go to fucking bedge

[misty mason]

Kindgertarteners need their sleep

[hushed knoll]

So you're 34?

[spare dome]

ffffffucked

[south grove]

grandpa stan... it's time to sleep stan

[hushed knoll]

How are you in med school at 17

[hushed knoll]

[south grove]

nepo baby

I wanted to go engineering

but my parents planned everything out before I was born

[spare dome]

my joke answer was gonna be nepotism

alas

[hushed knoll]

That makes no sense tho, you still need an undergrad

[south grove]

I skipped a grade

it was a thing in china

[hushed knoll]

Undergrad takes 4 years

Unless you're still in China and things are different

[south grove]

I work at a med school

[spare dome]

undergrad isnt always 4 years

[south grove]

not a full med student yet

[hushed knoll]

True

[south grove]

doing regular uni on the side

[south folio]

there are 3 ogryns in my premade; i don't need to take any more strays

[spare dome]

Ogryn Distribution System

[hushed knoll]

Ok so what you need to do is get rubbing alcohol and pour it on your phone

[lethal lance]

which would disconnect if anyone called; although before that it was you who had to formally dial-up the BBS on an external modulator/demodulator device via a COM1 serial port connected to your phone

[hushed knoll]

The phone will work better

Trust me

[hushed knoll]

What

[south grove]

goonertash

[hushed knoll]

This tbh

[south folio]

wh

[hushed knoll]

That was my original message you replied to Arco

You didn't deny it

[lethal lance]

it's weird when I think about all the people who would roleplay as a different gender or specifically pick avatars came out as trans a decade later once they understood themselves a bit more.

[south grove]

I only chose a female psyker only for one joke and one joke only

it was for smite lum

[lethal lance]

though this person seems more about just needing to sexually objectify something for their own fetish

[south grove]

goooners

never goon kids

gooning is bad

[lethal lance]

Well, 10-to-1 they're a reactionary degen.

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/goon-goon-maxxing-me-after-a-long-day-of-goon-maxxing-crony-henchman-gif-6850047670768019980

[south grove]

only acceptable form of gooning

[lethal lance]

those are hired goons

[south grove]

being a villainous goon is that does evil bossman's crimes is peak

[sullen forge]

I was about to reply with that

Either they come out being comfortable with how they feel now or the strongest gooner of today vs the strongest gooner in history

[modern lintel]

literally me

[sullen forge]

“You got it boss”

[lethal lance]

https://tenor.com/view/simpsons-the-simpsons-homer-homer-simpson-goons-gif-24231929

[spare dome]

oh no! they're gooning him!

[sullen forge]

You don’t understand how distraught I was when I learned the word goon was ruined

[south grove]

henchmen

that's still a word

but it doesn't have the same ring

[plucky gate]

need to ruin that word too somehow

[sullen forge]

Sending my henchman after you

Or

Sending my goons after you

[south grove]

it sucks they chose such a cool word for gooning

[sullen forge]

Which sounds funnier

[south grove]

ikik

thugs don't work either

ugghghghgh

[modern lintel]

goonlings

[south grove]

@lean cairn is this you?

[spare dome]

im brainrotted enough that someone at work called a coworker "fussy" and my brain couldnt remember for several seconds that she was not talking about some sort of fucked up sex hole but just meant ... the word fussy

[south grove]

I'm just curious

no hate

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/chat-are-we-cooked-chat-are-we-cooked-gif-3488095719416147301

[lean cairn]

i had to delete the original one with my actual max damage because people were pissed at me

[south grove]

what was it

[spare dome]

im just happy i didnt say "her fussy?" or something equally dumb out loud

hopefully my confused expression was minimal

[south grove]

why would they get pissed off at high number

[lean cairn]

1.45m apparently it was bugged cause of how it counts soulblaze

[lethal lance]

sucks about the male-pattern baldness

[lean cairn]

some were angry that i used a mod, some assumed i used an purgatus build that somehow did that much damage, some thought i was trying to flex my skills on the easiest class in the game

[south grove]

more than I'll ever get to

[south grove]

LMFAO

[median steeple]

happens to half of us

Not me tho

[lethal lance]

I'm reminded of those stats a year and change ago that listed there was a team that sat at one of the shuttles for 30+ minutes killing an endless horde of groaners and walkers

[median steeple]

I got them hair genes

[lean cairn]

just use braindead surge and soulblaze build on the mostly melee maelstrom with 2 teammates who dont know how to play and you can do it

[sullen forge]

Certified swag genes

[median steeple]

sadly no

[south grove]

happy valentines!!!!!

[sullen forge]

3 sedition players with one M1 spam psyker

[lean cairn]

i used m2 as well

[sullen forge]

Think they could carry them

[south grove]

...

[lean cairn]

it was funny how many of them seriously thought i was trying to brag about my damage numbers when i wasnt even hiding the fact i was psyker

[sullen forge]

I got 440+ hours in the game and got 0 in most masteries with some only as high as 7 at a maximum.

Let me get to the point… You did not nearly grant me enough mastery. I’m sure that if you counted any game time I would have near to max mastery on most items if not at least half. But I only have a maximum level of mastery of 7 and not any higher with some items being 0 ZERO. NADA. NOTHING. NULL.

I just learned how insanely stupid it was calculated by the amount of blessings unlocked but never cared for crap blessings and just chose to get gold instead to crank out grey items and try and get a god roll. So not only did you create a system where players that understood the game got punished for grinding the most effective way you chose to punish the ones who understood it best.

Light the torches.

[lean cairn]

some of them were saying i must have dragged the mission on for ages but i proved that i didnt and they downvoted me very sad

[lethal lance]

there's muggs, and yobs, and louts, and keelies, and toughs, and bullies

[south grove]

lol

[sullen forge]

Okay bullies is kinda funny

[south grove]

where's the nade copypasta

the one when he left

[lethal lance]

https://tenor.com/view/kung-pow-enter-the-fist-as-a-joke-meme-movie-gif-27004541

[lean cairn]

where is this from

[south grove]

a reddit post

[south grove]

he had months of time to get ready for the itemisation

chose not to take a second to read the warning

now blames fatshark

[lean cairn]

why doesnt he just use the plasteel he accumulated by not caring about blessings to upgrade his mastery

[south grove]

I have a sc

lemme get it

[lethal lance]

I did melk's weeklies just to get blessings

[sullen forge]

Cause Darktide players typically lack brains

[grizzled aspen]

Actually he doesn't sound 100% insane with the swapping of special and hip fire m1.

[sullen forge]

I just used brunt’s armory for 1-2s

And melk and upgrades for 3-4s

[grizzled aspen]

Spamming m1 to poke shit sounds a lot easier than spamming f.

But also the weapon inherently has issues that he's not addressing.

Like why is there a safety on it that we have to disengage every time we draw it?

[south grove]

your special action is F?

mine is mouse5

[lethal lance]

that's what I said, yeah.

[grizzled aspen]

Yeah.

Mine is F.

My ability key is C.

My blitz is Q.

[south grove]

do you not have buttons on your mouse

[grizzled aspen]

No.

[south grove]

I'll buy you one

[grizzled aspen]

I have a DPI button and thats it.

[sullen forge]

Understandable

[south grove]

I feel guilty now

[sullen forge]

But buy yourself one

[grizzled aspen]

Hell no.

[south grove]

why not

[sullen forge]

Cause having mouse 4 and 5 are life changing

[grizzled aspen]

I do not care for side buttons and I can't even use them effectively with the state my right thumb is in.

[sullen forge]

My dodge bind is M4

[south grove]

you really do need the additional mouse buttons

[south grove]

ohhh

sorry

[spare dome]

ill buy u a racing set up

[south grove]

:(

[grizzled aspen]

I jammed it like 3 weeks ago and it's still jammed, can't get the fucker to pop.

[south grove]

sim racing

[spare dome]

bind it to ur pedals

[south grove]

tasty

[lean cairn]

is he saying his account wallet is empty

[sullen forge]

Fucking bump pedal set up to dodge on Darktide

Lmao

[spare dome]

he's making a dumb comparison

[grizzled aspen]

It doesn't hurt normally but if I try pulling on it or popping it, it doesn't work and hurts horribly, and if I overstress it, it hurts as well.

[south grove]

no he's saying he rightfully deserves the full mastery because he has 400 hours

[vague depot]

no lmao play the game

its not that hard

[south grove]

that's what the guy said

but he refuses

[lean cairn]

i have every weapon maxed on mastery, skill issue

[sullen forge]

400 hours

[vague depot]

actually if he has 400 hours shouldnt he have enough dockets and plasteel to just buy his way to max mastery

[spare dome]

i dont even know how fast mastery stacks up from matches

[sullen forge]

Take a bet he plays stock damnation

[spare dome]

all my shit was instantly maxed

[grizzled aspen]

I can easily get a weapon from 0 to 20 mastery in a few damnation matches by running it and buying shit off brunt to sacrifice with the currency I earn from running it.

[vague depot]

normal damnation is like 1-2 levels a run

[grizzled aspen]

Aurics are like 3.5 levels.

[vague depot]

never checked because i never felt like it was slow

[south grove]

@paper harness is there a bug with the elevator on hourglass disruption

this was the second time the elevator didn't show up

[spare dome]

i would have liked to see it function as a 'new player' on a hardcore character but the mastery pools are shared

so, ill never really get a good read

[south grove]

ofc I joined mid game so idk if the public queue teammates fucked up or not

the first time some guy was calling another guy a dumb fuck before disconnecting

so idk if they fucked something up

[sullen forge]

It’s to avoid penance point duping

I know that for a fact

[spare dome]

well that and remastering the same weapon three times just sucks

[fleet zealot]

amazing

[south grove]

just read off of the mastery library

give yourself half a level per game

make it even harder for yourself

[spare dome]

nah, thats annoying

[south grove]

did you see the gooner one

[south grove]

trueeee

[fleet zealot]

new?

[spare dome]

i used to keep track of my resources too

[fleet zealot]

cause I know there were old ones complaining zola/hallowette/PCs weren't hot enough females

[paper harness]

Wydm

[spare dome]

but eventually i found out the amount id normally earn at X level and just shortcutted that process too

[fleet zealot]

pain peko

[vague depot]

furaffinity

[spare dome]

I still have not successfully leveled 0-30 with zero deaths lol

[misty mason]

Are they even woms if we can't see their booba

[fleet zealot]

me neither

[south grove]

I join in. I'm in the beginning section of the disruption map just before the elevator, but when I go up, the shaft is empty and I drop back down into that pit in the beginning

there may or may not be an elevator up there

[fleet zealot]

about every time in the 14-15 range or whatever level you unlock damnation in and I just die to something stupid

[south grove]

I forgot to take footage of it but this is the second time it happened

[fleet zealot]

barrel, daemonhost DC, all 3 level 30s going down

[spare dome]

yea damnation is where it gets rough, if you have to clutch with half your talent tree you're in for a bad time

[vague depot]

what is a daemonhost dc

[paper harness]

You spawned into a wiped lobby

[south grove]

oh.

[misty mason]

I still find it funny that people keep asking for a SoB class as if a female zealot doesn't tick 90% of the boxes anyway

[south grove]

so it isn't bugged

[spare dome]

i hit 23 with a Psyker, that's the furthest ive gotten

[south grove]

ty for explaining sorry for being so dumb

[misty mason]

Just give us a cosmetic set and donezo

[spare dome]

died clutching against a horde + chaos spawn

[misty mason]

Is it clutching if you die

[south grove]

cosmetic set will never happen unfortunately

[vague depot]

i cannot clutch a boss and a horde at the same time

[spare dome]

almost had the spawn and then the horde wouldve been no problem but dang

[vague depot]

a boss already takes up all of my attention ngl

[paper harness]

Ignore the boss

[spare dome]

depends on the boss

[vague depot]

i usually attempt to ignore the boss and focus on the horde which gets my ass whooped

[south grove]

a novitiate armour set maybe

[spare dome]

cspawn does not give you space lol

[misty mason]

Yeah not saying it will, just that it would make more sense doing it that way than making a whole SoB class

[vague depot]

so whats the plan against cspawn then

[spare dome]

pogryns are slow and predictable

[south grove]

but full power armour for sororitas is never

[spare dome]

kill it before more shit shows up

[vague depot]

also should i bother dodging any of the cspawn attacks besides the grab or do i just block it all

[spare dome]

if youre ogryn just keep mashing heavy attacks

[south grove]

you can dodge it all

[spare dome]

otherwise die

[vague depot]

prioritize it over the horde?

[spare dome]

if you can

[vague depot]

do you got a video demonstration or something

[spare dome]

cspawn is a combination of dodge and block

[vague depot]

dont see how i can dodge all those attacks without going negative in dodges

[south grove]

it's 3-4 attack chains iirc

unless I'm stupid

[spare dome]

dodge the first and last attack of its combos, block for the first attack in case you fuck it up

[south grove]

lemme check

[misty mason]

I think its dodge left for ground pound and block and back dodge for its multi attack

[spare dome]

ground pound is any direction

[south grove]

https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkTide/comments/1g3qiqq/how_to_fight_chaos_spawn/

[spare dome]

just don't go backward

grab is right side preferrably

it has a cooldown

[south grove]

idk how effective this guide is but I think it's pretty accurate to its behaviour pattern

[grizzled aspen]

Rule #1 of fighting cspawn is don't panic dodge.

[south grove]

yea I was right the slam attack chain is 3 attacks

[vague depot]

thanks

[grizzled aspen]

Rule #2 is accepting that fatshark servers are cringe and stupid and the grab still might get you even if you perfectly dodge it.

[spare dome]

Cspawn has grab, ground pound, three forward slams, four forward slams

[south grove]

Rule #3 is live next to NAW servers

[visual stream]

Someone once said that plogryn and rat ogre have the exact same moveset in here

Brother how can you be so wrong..

[misty mason]

Man I swear since the update the little lags are back

Like no regs

[visual stream]

Yesss

[misty mason]

And getting hit through dodge

[visual stream]

Performance issues too, sometimes

[light badge]

deranged build monday

[sullen forge]

Make it even more deranged

Thanks

[misty mason]

I still want to know what settings change when you're wounded so I can permanently set it to that

[light badge]

how

[south grove]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1290821541277208638/1291174300002418688/attachment.gif

[misty mason]

Cause I swear I get like 30% more frames while wounded

[spare talon]

https://new.reddit.com/r/DarkTide/comments/1g8y8j4/why_is_this_shit_so_hard/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3

[south grove]

how is the keystoneless experience on psyker?

[south grove]

I already sent it cole...

[spare talon]

ive not been looking at zealot chat

so

ratio

[misty mason]

I also swear I'm getting tonnes of headshots not counting as weak spot hits

[sullen forge]

If this is melee focused what about the talent next to uh shit kinetic deflection?

[south grove]

[sullen forge]

More non warp damage

[south grove]

thorax weakspot hits when

https://tenor.com/view/tarkov-killa-tarkov-escape-from-tarkov-killa-boss-tarkov-boss-gif-25634750

yea you're right tho

the indicator might be off too

100% crit shots don't show as crits

but I know it's crits because it's 100%

but I'm having a panic attack over whether it's a crit or not

[light badge]

nevermind this build sucks to play

anything smite touches sucks

fuck man

[sullen forge]

Smite in build

Day ruined

[polar nexus]

The thread is kinda wholesome

[light badge]

this looks like it'll still be what the fuck, but suck significantly less

[sullen forge]

Fuck kinda weapons are you using on it

[misty mason]

Yeah I tried a headhunter/vigilant build on vet and I can see that it fucks in theory

[light badge]

deimos laspistol

[misty mason]

But it NEEDS weakspot hits

And so many weak spot no regs make it much worse than it should be

[vague depot]

i been using infantry lazgun and the sights feel kinda dooky

idk i thought i would like them

[misty mason]

I do wonder if scopes not being in the game yet is because of GW

Cause you don't really see scopes very often on human sized guns

[fleet zealot]

tbh i try not to judge these too harshly cause if you have little to no video gaming experience and jump into darktide you are going to get hit by that learning curve but jfc classic blaming everyone but yourself

[misty mason]

So maybe an art style clash

[fleet zealot]

scopes aren't in the game cause fatshark couldn't have them balanced and have parity

[obsidian prairie]

They also aren’t necessary

I find scopes to be an impediment

[fleet zealot]

and while WCM lets you slap on whatever scope you want, it would've been limited in game because of GW

[obsidian prairie]

In DT

[misty mason]

Just having them on the vigilant and the charged las would be gr8

[sullen forge]

Sniping with irons is a right of passage

I’m just saying

[fleet zealot]

also that too

scopes can cause literal tunnel vision, tho i still would like some basic sight customization

no sniper scope for you helbore but at least you aren't using bare irons

[misty mason]

I mean I've done my share of iron sights sniping

Just saying it'd be nice

[fleet zealot]

like the uhh

las pistol sights

could go on all the las guns

or the inflas sights on the helbores

[light badge]

someone blew up a barrel

with no enemies around it

and it made my game crash

insane

[modern lintel]

woe upon ye

[light badge]

what the hell am I cooking bruh

[spare talon]

a line

obviously

i think
it is tac axe in normal heresy gaming time

[digital imp]

how are people enjoying evi? I was hyped to learn mk XV is basically the exe sword moveset from vermentide but my initial impression was that it wasn't especially strong

namely feel like I struggle a lot to actually kill anything armored in large quantities

[sullen forge]

Well I mean it’s also baby’s first zealot melee so like

[spare talon]

the mk15 evis has a cleave damage cap of 4, 6 if its revved so that directly explains why you feel like its killing groups a lot slower, cuz it is

[digital imp]

it only cleaves 4? I would've assumed it would cleave more as it seems specialized towards horde clear

[spare talon]

i said cleave damage, not cleave

[misty mason]

Its ez horde clear but not specialised

[digital imp]

yes, I meant cleave damage there as well

[spare talon]

it cleaves through much more, but after the 4th target, it only staggeres them

but yea

[misty mason]

The other evisc does better horde clear if built for it, but it's more complicated to use

[grizzled aspen]

(It's not even complicated at all)

[spare talon]

yeah the mk15 is more single target focused considering its heavies and the cleave cap on lights

[grizzled aspen]

Mk3 horde clear is h1 > lights x2 > PA > repeat.

Single target is light spam.

[digital imp]

but nonethless horde clear isnt my problem with it, it just seemed to take kind of a long time to kill armored targets like maulers and so forth

[misty mason]

Compared to spamming lmb it's complicated

Evisc on general is sort of our generalist weapon

It's good at everything but not fantastic at anything

[south grove]

hungry

[digital imp]

FWIW my frame of reference is the exe sword from vermentide where I used it as an anti-elite can opener on GK

[misty mason]

Yeah ex sword was my fav

[south grove]

I'm gonna go to my local corner shop

anything you want

[grizzled aspen]

Cheeseburger.

[misty mason]

Borger

[grizzled aspen]

Beesechurger.

[digital imp]

I think my main issue if anything is I dont like how hitting stuff with rev just locks you in place for several seconds

[hushed knoll]

[grizzled aspen]

Try heavy sword, then.

[hushed knoll]

Why are you not sleeping

[south grove]

unfortunately that's how most chain weapons work

[grizzled aspen]

It won't kill off carapace enemies but deals with everything else easily.

[south grove]

sucks you don't enjoy it ngl

you're missing out

I love vroom vroom

[grizzled aspen]

Also mk15 evisc can run BT and chain kill crushers with heavy revs.

[spare talon]

LETS FUCKING GO

[digital imp]

like its not terrible by virtue of zealot being strong in general I just dont like how inflexible it can feel at times, e.g. I main psyker and I can clutch having to fight an army of crushers and maulers but I genuinely dont know what to do in the same situation with zealot when using evi

revving to try and kill 1 mauler when im kiting 15 roided out enemies who will 2shot me is a death sentence

[grizzled aspen]

@spare talon do you know if shotguns work as multiple hits for onslaught or no?

[grizzled aspen]

You can push to stagger stuff while revved btw.

Just don't do your PA.

Mk15 is a poke iirc and it's quite bad.

[spare talon]

i do not actually

i doubt it

[grizzled aspen]

I also doubt it.

But it would be super interesting if it did.

[spare talon]

when you shoot an enemy it shows you 1 damage number as the cumulative damage of the shot's pellets

[grizzled aspen]

The crusher obliteration potential would be massive.

[misty mason]

If you want a generalist weapon that actually does ruin everything try yhe Rashad

[digital imp]

hmm I think ill give mk3 evi a few runs in damnation and see if I feel different about it

[spare talon]

tho i know fs is pretty opposed on making more things work really well with something as stupid strong as onslaught

[south grove]

what is this supposed to be

can I get an explain cole

[grizzled aspen]

Cole likes strange anime games.

[spare talon]

sequel to a mystery story game i played and enjoyed recently

[south grove]

sounds cool

is it cool

[spare talon]

the only anime games i play are atlus jrpgs and mystery/puzzle visual novels

[grizzled aspen]

I know what I said.

Jrpgs are strange.

[south grove]

cole and that one freaky game that he knows

the uhhh

nekopara smth smth

idk

I forgot

[paper harness]

execute staff psykers on sight

[grizzled aspen]

What happened this time?

[south grove]

I think he hates staffs for the way they're balanced

[spare talon]

yeah, but i dont think its the magnum opus from the guy who made it
if youve seen me talk or mention 999 or VLR, this game was made by the same writer and devs

[south grove]

I somewhat get it too

because staff is literally ammoless version of weapons

ammoless flamers

ammoless plasma

[paper harness]

m1 spam, smyker and recon in the same lobby

[south grove]

smite but better

[paper harness]

they wipe here thank fuck

[south grove]

are you gonna clutch or did you let them die

[paper harness]

no i forced the dog wave

although the smyker might actually kill them all

[south grove]

the smyker couldn't handle a dog wave?

[south grove]

let the trappers come

I think he gained sentience for like 1 hour before going back to being a lobotomite

[paper harness]

1 mission crash out

[spare talon]

oh wait what the hell
literally all the games made by this team are on sale by like 70%

[south grove]

it's too entertaining to block and report

[south grove]

is that guy the I feel so sigma guy

I feel like I've seen him before

[spare talon]

yes
that characters name is literally sigma hence the gif

https://tenor.com/view/zero-escape-sigma-vlr-999-gif-14191113824735257854

[hearty nebula]

step 1. shoot him in the head

[south grove]

it's entertaining tho

him just suddenly gaining sentience

[paper harness]

threw at the last

worth it

[south grove]

wtf....

twitter

[grizzled aspen]

Yes officer, this one.

[fleet zealot]

i don't even want to get on twitter

[paper harness]

Can fs give us 250 block spots pls

[fleet zealot]

cause it's basically political what's wrong with it

[fleet zealot]

i've blocked like 5 people total why you blockin so much

[paper harness]

Staff users

Smite

[south grove]

dorn has hours

[dense field]

understandable

[median bramble]

hi zealot chat

im a guardsma'am main but i like burning heretics

can i get a good flame thrower eviscerator build

[fleet zealot]

you might as well just block all psykers

[median bramble]

arigatoes thanks the emperor

[acoustic geyser]

What are the best blessings for the maul?

CRUSHER

I meant crusher

[fleet zealot]

cause they are either abusing OP shit or they are complete shitters

[fleet zealot]

skullcrusher slaughter or slaughter thrust

[fleet zealot]

crit or non crit

[median bramble]

crit ?

whats the diff

i want the charge move tho

[fleet zealot]

Inexorable judgement or Blazing Piety

or hell

[paper harness]

Exactly

[fleet zealot]

even martyrdom

[paper harness]

Block all eu psykers

[fleet zealot]

tho most people don't want to jump right into martyrdom

[grizzled aspen]

Martyr evisc is kinda icky ngl, and I've used it extensively.

It benefits far more from IJ.

[fleet zealot]

wait no

ugh i don't wanna think about builds rn

someone tag in

[dense field]

sure

[vague depot]

What perks and blessings for recon lasgun

[hearty nebula]

disposal

[fleet zealot]

dum dum deathspitter or dum dum infernus (blazing piety)

[median bramble]

i know i want flame grenades for maximum fire

[fleet zealot]

no you don't

flamer needs throwing knives or specials and ranged gunners will turn you into swiss cheese

if you want fire nades and fire ranged weapon, take the accatran shotgun, it's special action is flaming rounds

[vague depot]

I’m using piety so I’ll take infernus thanks

Flak unyielding?

[median bramble]

ree.

what blessings do i go for with flamer gaming

[rotund lark]

what is good gun for clear specials at long range but also not boring like braced autogun?

[vague depot]

Revolver/boltpistol

[copper hawk]

Bolt pistol

[vague depot]

Combat shotgun with slugs

[fleet zealot]

follow up correction, only the fastest firing recon is good with infernus, for the other 2 marks, you want dum dum deathspitter even with piety

[vague depot]

Boltgun if you are a sociopath

[rotund lark]

revolver feels ammo ineficient bolt pistol is clunky

[vague depot]

It has low ammo because it one shot headshots practically everything

[fleet zealot]

revolver is ammo innefficient until you get into aurics and it cleaves through a regiment

[vague depot]

Make your shots count

[copper hawk]

Skill issue or blessing issue

Or both

[rotund lark]

i dont get any bolt guns in any shops for some reason as zealot, same with dueling sword had to buy a 330 white one

[paper harness]

Remove cleave from zarona fs (they won’t)

[tepid sorrel]

im cooking

[vague depot]

I think I ran flak carapace with surgical handcannon for my revolver

[spare talon]

how to instantly kill the weapon

[median bramble]

thanks fam

[paper harness]

Does enough damage anyway

[copper hawk]

Reduce the cleave

[south grove]

tknives for flamers

[spare talon]

its not about how much damage it does
its about whether you can actually hit what you want it to hit

[copper hawk]

We should cleave dorn

[vague depot]

What mark should I be using

[paper harness]

Hmm yes 8 elites per bullet

[copper hawk]

Into lil pieces

[paper harness]

Very balanced

[fleet zealot]

blaze away+ overpressure, blaze away+ everlasting with crit/blazing piety, blaze away+rending flames for meme crusher melting

[fleet zealot]

i like the one with cleave

[copper hawk]

Shut the flip up dorn

[fleet zealot]

cause it does real damage

[spare talon]

if 1 poxwalker blocks the trapper that you want to hit, what good is its damage

[copper hawk]

U use dueling sword

[vague depot]

Fair enough thanks

[paper harness]

Mark 5

[copper hawk]

Yawns literally in ur general directions

[vague depot]

What about perks

[paper harness]

You use mk9 hs

[vague depot]

Flak maniac?

[paper harness]

[copper hawk]

Mk9 is balanced

Does fuck all to armor

[paper harness]

Is it

[fleet zealot]

eww

[copper hawk]

Yerp

Does bad armor damage

(Around 140 per hit)

[vague depot]

Wait how do I tell which one has cleave

[copper hawk]

No bade crit chance

[fleet zealot]

there is no reason to double up on cdr nodes, let alone take cdr curios that stack poorly with Invocation

[copper hawk]

Like no finesse multipliers

[fleet zealot]

oh wow 200% faster cooldowns compared to 212%

what a waste of curio slots

[copper hawk]

And sucks against bosses

Ds is good against literally everything and deletes bosses

I should dip u in a vat of acid dorn

[fleet zealot]

backstab cdr is also current CD based, so it has less effect the shorter your CDs are

[paper harness]

Shit horde clear

[copper hawk]

When u start sayin the heby swad is broken uve gone full goonbeaun

[south grove]

looking at this shit makes me want to get a curve widescreen monitor

[copper hawk]

Goonbrai

[dense field]

there absolutely is

[fleet zealot]

otherwise, besides my gripes with curios

it's perfectly fine

[copper hawk]

Dorn dis might be a cwazy revelations 2 u so hold ur sippy cup

[paper harness]

Why do you play 76

[copper hawk]

But wpns.. have a design philosophy.. of what theyre supposed 2 do..

[south grove]

I don't

[paper harness]

Slaughterer crusher

[south grove]

my friend plays

[dense field]

always be furious

[paper harness]

[south grove]

I just want a monitor

[copper hawk]

Dorn

If u tried 2 pet me

Id bite u

[paper harness]

Are you certain about design philosophies

[copper hawk]

I think.

[south grove]

I use TVs in my room

[copper hawk]

Yerp

[paper harness]

Because FS isn’t

[copper hawk]

Two thing true at once

Im certain in ur NOOB philosophy

[north sedge]

hey crusher used to have a design philosophy, for a little while

[copper hawk]

PWNED

[fleet zealot]

no, IoD already gets you 100% fotf uptime at baseline

[paper harness]

Cannot wait until my dclaw has headtaker

[copper hawk]

Noobtaker

[fleet zealot]

not to mention cdr curios literally has so much diminishing returns

with how IoD already functions

[copper hawk]

Grubophobia

[sullen forge]

They give it Headtaker and Slaughterer cause its "Too weak" cause reddit and steam forums complained too much

[fleet zealot]

those 3 perks are less than 1 second of cooldown

[sullen forge]

fucking 1 shot parries a monstro lmao

[dense field]

I'm a sucker for diminishing returns

[fleet zealot]

i won't make the shitty joke i won't make the shitty joke

[paper harness]

Diff 6 cannot fix the fundamental problems, unfortunately and FS will never actually nerf weapons enough anymore

[copper hawk]

Lmfao erubete ur pfp

Good

Dorn only nerf

Never buff or rework

[paper harness]

Dude you cannot rework all of the weapons outside of a few

Never happening

[copper hawk]

Sure u can

[paper harness]

Reworks are just massive power spikes

[south grove]

@spare talon is this true????

[copper hawk]

U just need to stop churning out updates

And stop 4 a bit 2 rework stuff

Many such cases btw

[acoustic dune]

wtf is that tintin

[fleet zealot]

BASED

[acoustic dune]

also wtf are you doing at 8pm

[fleet zealot]

remember the BM rework doomers

only for it to turn out new BM is 100% better for the actually winning the game

[spare talon]

almost everyone you talk to in this game is racist towards the main character

[paper harness]

The consequences of losing crab have been significant to weapon design!

[dense field]

doesn't that game also costs $70?

[copper hawk]

Brutal Doomentum

[spare talon]

it does

[sullen forge]

Doomscrolling

[copper hawk]

I hate grummz

HATE grummz

[fleet zealot]

Doomblow

[copper hawk]

And synthetic man

Tintin has triggered me

[north sedge]

they just need to rewrite the decriptions of less attractive blessings to sound cooler, that's all people really wanted for crusher, cooler flavor text

[south grove]

it's 4 o clock

I'm having tea

idk what you're saying

5 now technically

[paper harness]

90% of the blessings on the claw are just bad for the weapon and net decrease dps

[dense field]

based Atlus gatekeeping me from slurping leftist propaganda

[acoustic dune]

ah wrong timezone i guess

[copper hawk]

Yah dclaw needs more power blessings

[acoustic dune]

also tea?

[reef plume]

what blessings are good for shredder auto?

[acoustic dune]

and not

[copper hawk]

Hold X blessing is good for shredder auto

[spare talon]

the one that turns it into a different gun

[acoustic dune]

liber-tea

[spare talon]

(its currently the worst in the game by far)

[copper hawk]

(The shauto sucks)

[reef plume]

damn guys i like it and i melee like 99% of the time anyways

[spare talon]

ive never heard anyon call it this

[south grove]

https://tenor.com/view/dan-hentschel-the-joker-the-jonkler-dan-hentschel-joker-erm-what-the-sigma-gif-12611112722696841557

STOP

I HATE LIBERTY

[dense field]

Vraks mk5 is a phenomenal blessing

[north sedge]

remember when shredder was fucked up op

[acoustic dune]

british

[sullen forge]

Its also extremely over tuned

and I hate it

[fleet zealot]

blaze away pinning fire and then you cry, swap to vraks infantry autogun, and go dum dum deathspitter

[spare talon]

yeah i dont wanna be the kinda guy whos just like "use better thing instead"
but other guns functionally feel very similar to the autopistol but are just way way better

[fleet zealot]

"pinning fire" was fucked up op xd

[south grove]

いいえ

我不是英国人

nuh uh

[dense field]

https://tenor.com/view/nuh-uh-idc-nuh-uh-idc-wallace-wells-wallace-gif-3820935598901488485

[spare talon]

the braced and infantry autoguns still have that bullet spray that people like about the autopistol but they have the range, damage, accuracy, and ammo economy to back them up

[junior perch]

hey guys was curious about the state of tactical axe tried in the training area and the moveset seems fun to use

what blessings and perks woul you put on it

[south grove]

shred/headtaker or BM/headtaker

mk2

[spare talon]

lots of people shrug it off including past me but ive grown to really vibe with it hard

i use shred/headtaker on it

i think i also threw flak/unyielding on it

i dont remember if i swapped unarmored for unyielding or not

oops

[hearty nebula]

no thinking allowed

[junior perch]

what is it good at im curious

[hearty nebula]

killing

[junior perch]

so i know what weapon to pair it with

[junior perch]

perfect for heratics

[spare dome]

man

this first boss

[hearty nebula]

cat

[merry flume]

tac axe is versitile enough that any ranged would work

[copper hawk]

It sucks

Wait

Woops

The taxe

[spare talon]

its kind of a generalist atm, the only thing you need is to lean into crits since the crit damage is MASSIVE

[dense field]

great dodge distance
great elite stagger

[spare dome]

im reaching him at less than age 25 but i cant muscle through both his phases

[copper hawk]

It sucks

Get the keep swinging mod

[hearty nebula]

i just noticed on the title screen

[copper hawk]

I have a build for it if u want

[hearty nebula]

isnt the light thing for the mag supposed to be green

[copper hawk]

It's my personal taxe uild

Meow uses it now

[junior perch]

sure

[merry flume]

ur little weak fingers can't click like a true gamer

[junior perch]

loved your heavy sword build

will provs like this one too

[junior perch]

is it that bad

[copper hawk]

Also daddy u should get the keep swinging mod

[spare talon]

any weapon can work, i personally use bolter for spraying any fucked situation or softening crushers, since i have throwing knives for specialists

[copper hawk]

Yes

It's that bad

But still fun

[junior perch]

stopped using knife cuz i felt like i would break my mouse

HAHAH

[copper hawk]

It takes some getting used to

Use the Atrox II

[spare dome]

yall have weak wrists

[copper hawk]

The heavies on it stun ragers out of their combos

[south grove]

needs a reload

haha

hahaha

[copper hawk]

The push attack is good

[south grove]

hahahahaha

[hearty nebula]

why is blud holding an unloaded lasgun

what a fucking chump

[copper hawk]

The light attack can one shot bruisers w the right set up

[south grove]

[south grove]

fits the colour palette more I suppose

[junior perch]

which one are the bruisers again

[south grove]

bucket head with mace

dreg melee guys

[junior perch]

ah okay

[spare dome]

buckethead of the piss brigade

[junior perch]

looking ast the move set is it heavy attack chain on hordes and light spam plus special on elties?

[spare talon]

heres me monkey moding in auric with my taxe/bolter lol

[south grove]

I just light spam

but I probably have carpal tunnels already

[paper harness]

Just put brutal momentum on the 2 and heavy spam against hordes

The weapon has no moveset

[spare talon]

stupidly simple moveset to comprehend

[junior perch]

looks like some stupid fun

[copper hawk]

https://darktide.gameslantern.com/builds/9cdd452a-1258-427a-81cf-7b1b55bc8e82/moldnificent-taxe-build

[spare talon]

this is exactly what i used but i would never take desperation with taxe

what the hell

that point is in atk speed for m

in terms of tree at least

my taxe was shred ht and my bolter was shatter puncture

[junior perch]

thanks for the build guys will try this out now

[copper hawk]

Taxe swings fast enough for me

And the damage buff from desperation is very nice

The push attack is very nice on the atrox ii

3 lights and a push attack feels super nice

Kills many Much

[paper harness]

the mission board is so fun guys

3/6 high shocks, all low spawning events

[spare talon]

literally the only weapon id ever want desperation on is crusher cuz running out of stamina is never an issue there cuz its literally the crusher, plus its PAs are goated

I LOVE STAMINA !!!!

[copper hawk]

I hate stamina

I think it's worthless on zeal

[spare talon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046913589614747719/1296624137758052474/makesweet-io83fk.gif

[copper hawk]

It's just an opposite mindset

We r axiomatically opposed

Probably because I never used the broken winstick that was the knife

I never learned to appreciate stamina

[visual stream]

I keep saying that Nurgle would take over the universe if there was YouTube so he could be a 40k Dr. Pimple Popper

[spare talon]

you do not agree with me, therefore
i think you shouldnt exist

[copper hawk]

That is the knife

That'd be femboyphobia dorn

[paper harness]

load in

[copper hawk]

U do dat

[paper harness]

gun lugger

[copper hawk]

Ur canceled..

[paper harness]

leave instantly

[ornate bone]

homiephobia

[spare talon]

he keeps talking about soft hands
idk man

[ornate bone]

I'm afraid of my bros

[copper hawk]

Tell the grub ur playin w that they're a stinky noob 4 me

[dense field]

kiss your homies

[paper harness]

not playing with anyone

[copper hawk]

Oh

I keant cole

Not dorn

[paper harness]

refuse to play in psyker lobbies rn

[copper hawk]

I am dehydrated

[visual stream]

Thank you Easy Pete

[spare talon]

https://tenor.com/view/mei-mei-meimei-cat-hiss-lock-in-gif-17688478194235498727

[south grove]

how to not fall for ragebait

[spare talon]

we should just cut grummz into many pieces

[south grove]

I have never touched the game and I'm getting mad

[copper hawk]

I fucking hate grummz oml

[fleet zealot]

shield ogryn with no BM

fuck

skullcrusher 3 thunderstrike 4

how doomed are we

[visual stream]

I remember seeing Grummz at some point back when I used Twitter

What was his deal

[south grove]

inshallah he will be ground into a fine dust. a fibrous powder.

[copper hawk]

Coward will say the most heinous shit and hide behind his overweight vtuber avatar

[fleet zealot]

he's basically trying to be ggate 2.0

oh and he's a scammer with a "game" that you can buy early

[copper hawk]

Pathetic syntheticman-like

[visual stream]

Gamergate mfs are very funny to me

People shrimply do not have sentience

[south grove]

tintin trying not to fall for ragebait

impossible

[copper hawk]

Noobnoob

[visual stream]

When people say "mankind" in reference to sentient races I think they should make more criteria to get a lil more specific

[copper hawk]

Captain Noobddock

[south grove]

do not slander haddock

haddock the king

https://tenor.com/view/bier-haddock-tim-und-struppi-freude-freu-gif-7952306

[spare talon]

why does your zealot not have captain in the name

[copper hawk]

Yah

I have the-Felinid in mine

Why dont u have Captain-Haddock

[misty mason]

maybe this is why thammer has felt wonky

[vague depot]

I’m starting to realize that not having twbs is kind of an issue

I must be better

[visual stream]

Thammer finds any reason to unspark

[copper hawk]

R u using my hsword build

[south grove]

I don't like putting dashes in names

[copper hawk]

If so that is weakness leaving ur body

[visual stream]

If you vault, if your guard is broken, etc.

[vague depot]

No I just started dropping twbs so I could learn to take cover and approached ranged enemies better

[south grove]

if they allow spaces then maybe

[visual stream]

You can't even re-spark to renew a pre-existing spark, you must qq if you want better timing

[paper harness]

...

[misty mason]

Yeah man I get so frustrated, bonking bosses and doing no damage cause it was somehow not charged

[copper hawk]

Some wpns need thy wrath

Others dont

[visual stream]

When I hear a fleshy sound instead of a boom sound

[misty mason]

Twbs is a crutch

[copper hawk]

Troo

[misty mason]

A good one

[visual stream]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-star-plushie-stuffed-toy-beat-up-punch-gif-17673129

[misty mason]

But a crutch

[south grove]

Obiwan Sherlock Clousseau

[dense field]

I no longer use until death

[visual stream]

TWBS can be a tactical choice too tbh

[dense field]

or twbs

[vague depot]

I was told to take mark 6 for the recon lasgun but the closest one I can find is VIc

[north sedge]

i dont even use talents, they're a crutch

[vague depot]

Is that the one they are talking about

Accatran or something