lmao
#zealot-class
rotund shoal
quiet finch
Oi this is a darktide channel take that shit somewhere else
rotund shoal
This is a straight up module change
ah i see
untold lily
I did offer him to take it elsewhere
copper hawk
Nah it's ok
quiet finch
Oh ok good to hear at least
untold lily
You know, the library on solo frigate PVP in the FW Lowsec context, which I invited him to two days ago https://discord.gg/WwArj4uNHj
copper hawk
Not rlly much 2 talk about rn
misty nova
(fortitude fellowship is better loner)
copper hawk
Haaaai meow
rotund shoal
You know, the library on solo frigate PVP in the FW Lowsec context, which I invi...
joined it
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hewwo
untold lily
Which is why I thought it was very funny that he was like bet there is no missile version
copper hawk
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untold lily
And then I am like
untold lily
I am fairly sure that I put a version of that fit that counters missile boats in there a few years ago
solar gorge
kill your boss
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making money for doing nothing
quiet finch
work is boring
Work is always boring my friend
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kill your boss
i wish
quiet finch
making money for doing nothing
Hey that easy money right there
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Work is always boring my friend
Oi this is a darktide channel take that shit somewhere else
solar gorge
any wish can come true with enough determination
faint vapor
idek where my boss is
mine doesn't give me anything to do at least while he disappears
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Hey that easy money right there
yeah true
quiet finch
Oi this is a darktide channel take that shit somewhere else
Oh fuck you
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LMFAO
quiet finch
copper hawk
idek where my boss is
Same we have classes all day and a trip to CIIF
grizzled aspen
I get ready for work early because I woke up before my alarm went off, drive out there, and I'm parked, yeah? Text a coworker and she says that both our day guys are gone.
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there was another person that said something similar, let me find it
copper hawk
Planned 4 2day
grizzled aspen
One is on vacation and the other called in.
copper hawk
Rotting rn
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Same we have classes all day and a trip to CIIF
femboy thighs in zealot chat ?!?!?!?!?
grizzled aspen
Same we have classes all day and a trip to CIIF
Femboy...
copper hawk
Wrong
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Same we have classes all day and a trip to CIIF
sounds pawful
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I get ready for work early because I woke up before my alarm went off, drive out...
lmfao
copper hawk
We're only here a week though
So that's nice
Not like last deployment
We were here for a monrh
copper hawk
Month
grizzled aspen
Today is gonna suck.
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Oh fuck you
quiet finch
sounds pawful
Ok time to show yourself out that joke was horrible
grizzled aspen
I can't wait to do the work of 2 people for no additional pay.
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this guy did NOT like me saying bazinga
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Ok time to show yourself out that joke was horrible
it wasn’t a joke
i just say pawful
yall can’t handle my puppygirl swag
jovial cosmos
Furry
solar gorge
i don't miss work
grizzled aspen
yall can’t handle my puppygirl swag
You stink.
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You stink.
fleet zealot
yall can’t handle my puppygirl swag
Based
grizzled aspen
🤏 👃
copper hawk
Pawesome
fleet zealot
I woke up
quiet finch
yall can’t handle my puppygirl swag
I’m gonna die of cringe over here
fleet zealot
But im instantly taking your side
copper hawk
Ur puppygirl swag is purr fect
fleet zealot
Okay
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I’m gonna die of cringe over here
grizzled aspen
People who feel sigma when I douse them in hydrochloric acid:
copper hawk
Clawesome
solar gorge
never working again ever
copper hawk
European mindset
quiet finch
Ugh you lot are killing me
solar gorge
i'm joining the army soon instead
quiet finch
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welcome to zealot chat
copper hawk
Yew lawt
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LMAO
quiet finch
Is this what the zealot chat is like?
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yeah
quiet finch
Normally
copper hawk
Silly island people and their silly accents
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Is this what the zealot chat is like?
zealot chat is a very personality driven chat
copper hawk
God Bless Ameowrica
grizzled aspen
Is this what the zealot chat is like?
It's usually a lot gayer, tbh.
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there r a few people that r just the main personalities here
copper hawk
The main personalities except like
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this is true
quiet finch
zealot chat is a very personality driven chat
Well that’s good to hear vet chat normally as dead as a fish that chat is
copper hawk
🐬
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Meow r offline
frog and you
grizzled aspen
Can't clown on his ass.
grizzled aspen
frog and you
I forgot I'm appearing offline.
copper hawk
U r
grizzled aspen
Oops.
frosty herald
Sparking zero carefully crafting the most rage inducing custom battle
grizzled aspen
Frog is a hater
The biggest of haters.
If there is one hater left on Earth, I'm him.
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U r
i do have people ping me the moment anyone mentions an evis
i still gotta write that guide
grizzled aspen
Unless of course somebody kills me for my crown of big hater.
quiet finch
Anyways my friends I hope you guys, gals and other degenerates have an amazing day or night because I need sleep
grizzled aspen
i still gotta write that guide
At this point Dorn is gonna finish the Holiest Book and your guide will be assimilated.
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Unless of course somebody kills me for my crown of big hater.
i’d outhate you for it
grizzled aspen
You'd have to kill me.
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At this point Dorn is gonna finish the Holiest Book and your guide will be assim...
honestly if that happens i’d be happy with that
quiet finch
grizzled aspen
Hes a phantom...
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i just need to be able to quickly point to something when someone asks for advice
i think i’m gonna copy josho’s general format for the guide
grizzled aspen
"Evisc perks an-" READ THE GUIDE
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i hope i can get it pinned
grizzled aspen
It's like when I pop into ogryn chat I just invoke the book.
When in doubt, read book.
Book good.
paper harness
Dorn is also not present atm.
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https://tenor.com/view/brad-pitt-fury-movie-shoot-that-guy-gif-88290029261372630...
the grub has told him
fleet zealot
More dakka
grizzled aspen
YIPPEE MY CHECK ENGINE LIGHT CAME ON
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grizzled aspen
FUCK
fleet zealot
Means i wont miss
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I alt tabbed to check zealot chat
(searched your name)
grizzled aspen
Playing some Skyrim <:blushing:1075784155666862081>
GAY
I'd use the video I had but I've since lost it.
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fleet zealot
Hahahhaha
grizzled aspen
What the fuck do i do
Start researching to create an entire worldbase.
grizzled aspen
Also implement unique systems.
fleet zealot
Brain damage
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the incident……
grizzled aspen
I am doing incantations on top of magic that already exists, and magic that does exist is cast with focus instead of spell slots. (earned slots convert directly to focus pool)
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Brain damage
oh so that’s why ur in zealot chat
fleet zealot
I remember i used to read and use the 3.5e dm book a lot
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I am doing incantations on top of magic that already exists, and magic that does...
i wish there was a dnd magic system more like perils
fleet zealot
But i can’t remember how or why
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i don’t like spell slots
grizzled aspen
It helps a lot with weaker casters like eldritch knight and allows wizards and such with deep focus pools to cast bigger, meaner spells.
solar gorge
I remember i used to read and use the 3.5e dm book a lot
blud has the horror protagonist amnesia
grizzled aspen
i wish there was a dnd magic system more like perils
3.5 fizzle table?
Or wild magic table?
fleet zealot
Eldritch knight, weak caster
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But i can’t remember how or why
grizzled aspen
Eldritch knight, weak caster <:KEKW_ogryn:1022077188322906163>
Eldritch knight can't throw a fireball for 5 turns in a row.
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grizzled aspen
As a caster, they are weak.
fleet zealot
Yea true they midgame power spike hard then fall off a cliff
grizzled aspen
In fact, I believe eldrich knight to be only really useful in base 5e as a multiclass.
fleet zealot
When they get cantrip+ attack they are strongest but after no reason
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Eldritch knight can't throw a fireball for 5 turns in a row.
for this turn i’m going to cast fireball
then i’m going to cast fireball
then im going to cast fireball
then i’m going to use my bonus action and cast misty step
then i’m going to cast fireball
grizzled aspen
Their action economy gets a lot better once they get war magic.
grizzled aspen
for this turn i’m going to cast fireball
then i’m going to cast fireball
then i...
Ok see that's cool and all but I literally made Col. Mustang's flame alchemy into a spell.
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Ok see that's cool and all but I literally made Col. Mustang's flame alchemy int...
idk what that is
grizzled aspen
So basically, full metal alchemist, one of the characters is capable of causing mass destruction with just a snap of his fingers.
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i should finish watching barry
grizzled aspen
L.
fleet zealot
I got the unique system, i plan on two for the whole long length campaign (magical radiation)
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So basically, full metal alchemist, one of the characters is capable of causing ...
yah
fleet zealot
But rn i want to do a single city mini campaign
grizzled aspen
Anyway, they are cast as an incantation, requiring 4 focus points to cast both parts, for a total of 8 points.
grizzled aspen
The first snap costs an action and lights up 30ft, drawn from the caster.
You can overlap this line as many times as you want, but it can't travel further than 30ft.
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You can overlap this line as many times as you want, but it can't travel further...
can i make it infinitely dense.
grizzled aspen
The second snap costs a bonus action and detonates this line for 3d6 fire damage on everything directly caught by it, stacking if the line overlaps.
grizzled aspen
can i make it infinitely dense.
No.
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how do you limit that
grizzled aspen
That's because I don't want somebody getting their hands on the ignition gloves and instakilling something.
If you only want it to travel 1 tile, you can do that.
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what’s to stop me from overlapping it 30 times
placid fiber
Just got one shot by a frost troll
what is this, skyrim? lol
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and dealing 90d6
grizzled aspen
what’s to stop me from overlapping it 30 times
The distance of 30ft.
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what is this, skyrim? lol
yeah he’s playing it rn
placid fiber
It happens lol
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The distance of 30ft.
but the line can overlap
grizzled aspen
You have to travel 3 tiles for it to overlap, so base casting can only overlap once.
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ah
placid fiber
Frost trolls in the early game love 1 shotting you in Skyrim lol
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no infinitely dense explosion
grizzled aspen
Doubles distance of all spells.
grizzled aspen
Half cover is ignored.
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oh i see
grizzled aspen
It's a feat, not a metamagic.
placid fiber
@paper harness Use fire, against da frost troll lol
grizzled aspen
You're thinking of distant spell.
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It's a feat, not a metamagic.
i misread it when i looked it up
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Which also applies.
exponential
grizzled aspen
120ft ignition glove.
grizzled aspen
1 tile is 5ft.
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also sorcerer is fun
grizzled aspen
Base distance is 6 tiles.
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this is unrelated
placid fiber
yeah 1 tile is 5 feet
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but sorcerer is fun because teleporting around and casting sickening radiance is awesome
grizzled aspen
but sorcerer is fun because teleporting around and casting sickening radiance is...
That spell is simultaneously really good and really awful at the same time.
placid fiber
Fuck hexagonal and square tiles.
grizzled aspen
Iirc you have to choose a specific sorcerer type to grab it.
Because it's a cleric spell, no?
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That spell is simultaneously really good and really awful at the same time.
it’s either amazing or terrible
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Iirc you have to choose a specific sorcerer type to grab it.
idk
my DM just let me take it
grizzled aspen
And the sorcerer type that gets access to cleric spells fucking sucks.
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i don’t think it’s subclass specific
grizzled aspen
Oh it is.
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oh that’s stupid
grizzled aspen
Sorcerer has its own list.
But one of the subclasses let's you take cleric list spells.
Quite good if you want to do like a support character.
Otherwise it's bad.
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sickening radiance let me vaporize 7 prostitutes at once
and that intimidated the rest into fleeing
grizzled aspen
Sickening radiance has a distance of like 120ft though, no?
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Sickening radiance has a distance of like 120ft though, no?
30 foot circle
grizzled aspen
And townsfolk only have like 1d4 hp.
placid fiber
Well we know Meow doesn't like prostitutes now
grizzled aspen
You just deleted an entire population from a building.
grizzled aspen
Well we know Meow doesn't like prostitutes now
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Well we know Meow doesn't like prostitutes now
in context
grizzled aspen
Neither do I.
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they were defending their pimp
grizzled aspen
Also I believe sickening radiance doesn't make corpses just vanish.
Pretty sure you just make people so tired they die.
grizzled aspen
It's the only spell that deals exhaustion.
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and we had to kill the pimp to free the party member
placid fiber
Sounds about right, for a dnd game lol
grizzled aspen
and i may or may not have sold a party member for like 2k gold
I have done the old "sell the horse who is actually our druid" trick before.
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Also I believe sickening radiance doesn't make corpses just vanish.
the party has kind of headcanoned my sickening radiance into more of an orbital death beam
which is very funny
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I have done the old "sell the horse who is actually our druid" trick before.
oh no she was a songbird harpy and was extremely good at singing
grizzled aspen
And then immediately regretted it because my DM was my brother and the guy we sold the horse to was a 16th level ranger.
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and the pimp wanted her to perform at his club
and he put a like
brand on her that would bind her to him
and we couldn’t really get it off
so we killed him
grizzled aspen
I cast remove curse.
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and sparked a criminal underworld war
hushed knoll
Hello Frogcast
grizzled aspen
If that doesn't work... idk.
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I cast remove curse.
it did not work
placid fiber
and we couldn’t really get it off
Just remove the limb
grizzled aspen
Murder might be the only option.
placid fiber
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Just remove the limb
it was on her neck
hushed knoll
I cast remove curse.
I cast huggywuggies
placid fiber
it was on her neck
And?
grizzled aspen
Or I could just torture him until he released her.
hushed knoll
OwO
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And then immediately regretted it because my DM was my brother and the guy we so...
LMAO
grizzled aspen
I do usually play an oath of conquest paladin.
placid fiber
Necks are so last century
modern lintel
i nat 20d three times in a row once to while playing as a goblin skin a hobgoblin and convince their tribe i was infact the hobgoblin
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i nat 20d three times in a row once to while playing as a goblin skin a hobgobli...
i rolled a nat 20 on a joke kiss on a boss
and proceeded to put my focus in his mouth
and cast fireball
grizzled aspen
I ripped a warforged apart and wore him like armor while he was still alive.
placid fiber
and cast fireball
That's hot
grizzled aspen
Good times.
placid fiber
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and then when his head exploded
grizzled aspen
and proceeded to put my focus in his mouth
Me next?
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oh btw this character is a vampire
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i didn’t choose this
but
i then cast manipulate blood
and turned his blood into shards and used it to kill like 3 of his underling goons
grizzled aspen
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the blood from his head exploding*
grizzled aspen
That's fuckin rad.
grizzled aspen
I think that actually tops me wearing a still living warforged as armor.
modern lintel
i had a campaign once where i had like a dumb fuck fighter and like mid way through the game we stumbled onto dracula i rolled low initiative saw everyone in the party get absolutely steam rolled and when it got to my turn i managed to befriend him
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I think that actually tops me wearing a still living warforged as armor.
that’s pretty cool
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LMAO
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i had a campaign once where i had like a dumb fuck fighter and like mid way thro...
“hey man we can talk this out”
modern lintel
literally
grizzled aspen
i had a campaign once where i had like a dumb fuck fighter and like mid way thro...
You mean you managed to be spared?
Vampires are typically chaotic evil iirc.
fleet zealot
i love rng rolling characters from start, not dnd but i got a peak murderhobo tier character
grizzled aspen
I see.
modern lintel
no no friends pals even he became a recurring character
grizzled aspen
I must be thinking of devils, then?
grizzled aspen
Some sapient thing is Chaotic.
Yeah demons.
I haven't opened a monster manual in years.
fleet zealot
fey creatures are chaotic
grizzled aspen
I just make my own shit.
fleet zealot
ie lycanthropes vary on type, they can be the whole alignment chart
modern lintel
goblins prob chaotic evil full orcs aswell maybe
grizzled aspen
I also just have some monster sheets that are straight up malicious.
Like the fucking Balrog from LOTR.
fleet zealot
orcs are civilized now
fleet zealot
I also just have some monster sheets that are straight up malicious.
ok so like
grizzled aspen
5.5 isn't canon.
fleet zealot
for this one i'm doing
grizzled aspen
Fuck WOTC.
frosty herald
Orcs are neutral evil or smt
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I think that actually tops me wearing a still living warforged as armor.
we had a fight as level 11s against 2 giant anacondas
our paladin was taking agro of one of them, and the second was fed up with me peppering it with fireballs, so it encircled me in preparation of constricting me (which would’ve killed me outright, as it ignored AC) so i misty stepped on top of its head, cast fireball directly into the back of its skull, then used my second action to ready another misty step to activate when it attempted to shake me off
when it shook me off, i teleported away, and then finished it off with another fireball
modern lintel
fighting GIANT anacondas and kissing freaky ahh campaigns
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You misty stepped twice in one turn?
i used my second action to ready misty step
grizzled aspen
Oh I see.
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so that when it shook me off on its turn, i teleported
fleet zealot
to fulfill the highest potential a human can reach
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instead of falling or rolling agility
grizzled aspen
I can't read, apparently.
fleet zealot
so dude is a literaly demigod
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this was all at level 11
fleet zealot
i hope my players don't connect the dots right away with his 25,000 gold bounty
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my sorcerer is absurdly powerful
grizzled aspen
That comes with the territory of metamagic.
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i hope my players don't connect the dots right away with his 25,000 gold bounty
my party all pulled from a deck of many things, and we pulled 3 gem cards
frosty herald
500 gold bounty find a man's shoe
grizzled aspen
Twinned spell, distant spell, the one that makes you not need verbal or somatic commands, all good choices.
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though our soul blade pulled a talon card (all magic items gone) which sucked for him)
frosty herald
(Spoilers the dude is wearing said shoe)
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my party all pulled from a deck of many things, and we pulled 3 gem cards
(gem is like 50k gold
we were very rich
grizzled aspen
After the incident with the void card, I will never draw from the deck.
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Twinned spell, distant spell, the one that makes you not need verbal or somatic ...
twinned spell is only bad for the fact that it doesn’t work on fireball
grizzled aspen
Literal first session I went to, the DM thought it would be a great idea to give us the deck, and that was the only card I drew.
fleet zealot
so dude is a self proposed king of this very important city (Bridge over dangerous canyon+controls the dam of the river in the canyon), and is starting to use it to drought the towns downstream
grizzled aspen
twinned spell is only bad for the fact that it doesn’t work on fireball
It works on cantrips though.
Only 1 point.
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Twinned spell, distant spell, the one that makes you not need verbal or somatic ...
careful spell, the one that makes allies succeed any spell saving throws from you, is amazing with sickening radiance, as it lets them just hang out in it without consequence
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Only 1 point.
true
grizzled aspen
You want something really sickening? Try twinned spell vampiric touch as a lunar sorcerer.
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i think i’m a storm sorcerer rn
grizzled aspen
You get to hit something twice with it in melee range for no cost because it's 1 point.
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but i don’t really use it other than the 10 foot dash jump thing
grizzled aspen
10ft if you use 5e spell sniper.
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oh i also started a war among gods
modern lintel
kowkey start new job in like an hour no clue what im doing and its only me in the store
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whoops
also i burned down and killed a shit ton of a gods worshippers in a temple of his
and now he and i are friends
pale spindle
@paper harness
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and now he and i are friends
i also have the patronage of a deep sea horror
i’ve also spoken to the god of gods
our campaign is a little bit insane
faint vapor
I see martyr zealots too much to think zealot is op
modern lintel
i remember in bg3 while my two friends were getting absolutely mollywhopped by the fish ppl in act 2 i was convincing the doctor guy to kill himself
grizzled aspen
<@1273699265243381802>
https://youtu.be/pIIg7b5B9A8?si=N0VUu0aVXXQuA32-
(It's like 3 talents carrying the entire class)
faint vapor
i remember in bg3 while my two friends were getting absolutely mollywhopped by t...
those fish people got hands :c
mostly because the fight starts in the worst possible positioning
grizzled aspen
I see martyr zealots too much to think zealot is op
Martyr zealout is quite strong, unfortunately too many people see it as "more wounds means I die less" which just isn't the case.
faint vapor
at the very least, they use the wounds they bring
placid fiber
(It's like 3 talents carrying the entire class)
Uh... um... uh... martyr's purpose...?
grizzled aspen
Its second wind, duellist, and twbs.
grizzled aspen
Just about every zealout sees them as essential talents.
half canopy
<@1273699265243381802>
https://youtu.be/pIIg7b5B9A8?si=N0VUu0aVXXQuA32-
Its so bad
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<@1273699265243381802>
https://youtu.be/pIIg7b5B9A8?si=N0VUu0aVXXQuA32-
it’s saying perfectionist is good
:(
also he doesn’t mention TWBS
grizzled aspen
Perfectionist is ASS.
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or until death
fleet zealot
misty nova
Wet hair Hatsune on the bathroom 
umbral kindle
Honestly I think outside of "staying alive" zealot is actually a decent contender for worst class. Which sounds bad but I don't think any one class is terrible rn
rotund shoal
Honestly I think outside of "staying alive" zealot is actually a decent contende...
I get what you mean by that
but staying alive is a pretty damn good trick
trail elbow
I just need to be able to pick up the people who are actually good at the game, good luck getting through my 50 stamina bars
umbral kindle
In terms of like "what does this bring to the team" I think it's outclassed
Vet shout has more uptime than relic, gunlugger Ogryn can melt monsters at a distance, psyker has way more horde clear options... Etc
It doesn't really matter but it's funny if people are claiming "Zealot OP"
blazing pulsar
Zealot is just "op" for solo play aka pubs
It's the most self sufficient class which makes it very comfy
umbral kindle
Ironically I think it's zealots with that kind of mindset that often tank pub games
blazing pulsar
It's a coinflip in my experience
visual stream
Zealot kill output is insane, that is what it brings to the team
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Vet shout has more uptime than relic, gunlugger Ogryn can melt monsters at a dis...
i think ogryn is the worse class
blazing pulsar
Either they know what they're doing or just go down, aggro the entire map and quit
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if we’re going by who explicitly is the strongest with a meta build
vet, psyker, zealot, ogryn, in that order
vet and psyker are very close to each other
frosty herald
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https://tenor.com/view/burnice-go-white-girl-go-white-girl-go-zenless-zzz-gif-95...
gooner game
her song
has been stuck in my head
i keep seeing it on tiktok
frosty herald
has been stuck in my head
Same
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mocktails mixers ice
umbral kindle
Idk man achlys gunlugger is kinda disgusting
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Idk man achlys gunlugger is kinda disgusting
requires ammo, is really only useful against bosses and ogryns, except kinda crushers
umbral kindle
Bro what
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i mean what else would you use it for where it would outcompete shooting normally
paper harness
Gunlugger is massively op
umbral kindle
Honestly
hard nexus
Gunlugger is massively op
i think it’s bosskill is absolutely stupid
but i also don’t really see enough good gunluggers to have a real opinion tbh
i haven’t seen a good gunlugger in
i don’t think i ever have actually
umbral kindle
Shit hits the fan, you press F and the room gets cleared
hard nexus
psyker and vet do that too
placid fiber
^
hard nexus
zealot can, just requires skill
i think zealot is the most skill expressive class
maybe melee psyker, due to how fragile you are
visual stream
Ogryn's skill expression is not getting turned into swiss cheese by ranged enemies
plucky gate
zealot can wipe a room with a nade or a flamer without much skill
hard nexus
if you’re running out of ammo consistently, even in pubs, it’s rarely the random’s fault
you should not be shooting that much
umbral kindle
Being able to melee as gunlugger helps a lot in pubs but I think a lot of casual players just want to gun
hard nexus
i’ve had a fair few games with gunluggers where they run out of ammo by the first drop down
with a heavy stubber
placid fiber
i’ve had a fair few games with gunluggers where they run out of ammo by the firs...
Dude, even when I was screwing around mostly gunning as the one gunlugger build I never had that problem lol
like I was blasting hordes as well
hard nexus
yeah
hard nexus
yeah basically
frosty herald
I am an ammo vacuum when playing double barrel zealot or gunlugger ogryn
hard nexus
if you are consistently running out of ammo in games
acoustic dune
gunlugger?
hard nexus
then you are the problem
acoustic dune
you mean trigger happy ogryn?
hard nexus
yeah
hard nexus
.
this was a 3veg
the reply is where i talk about it
but this was a gunlugger with a rumbler in a 3veg
and he said he was running a bosskill build
i don’t remember what weapon i was using
umbral kindle
What's a 3veg
hard nexus
but i think it was an evis
blazing pulsar
3 vegetables and me :)
umbral kindle
Kakarot get this hound off of me
frosty herald
hard nexus
What's a 3veg
maelstrom, I-II-VEG,
its waves of specialists, blessing of nurgle, monstrous specials, enhanced blitz, scab only
umbral kindle
Yeah I wouldn't bring rumbler to that
hard nexus
Yeah I wouldn't bring rumbler to that
yah he sucked
acoustic dune
sorry lads i am robloxing
rotund shoal
Yeah I wouldn't bring rumbler to that
better yet never bring rumbler
rotund shoal
makes my weakspoint percentage drop down by like 15%
hard nexus
i would watch him use a rumbler on a single dog, hit it
and then not kill the dog
and then get pounced by the dog
obsidian ore
who wants to get abducted by me into duos
hard nexus
i’m at work
obsidian ore
i will be playing rumbler ogryn
visual stream
placid fiber
i will be playing rumbler ogryn
Nah, not good enough. I want bull butcher achlys shieldgryn built oggy
trail elbow
whys it got piss all over
vet highlighted it
visual stream
whys it got piss all over
sorry i tinkled
placid fiber
Bro could hold it in
frosty herald
Thanking god for not giving me the autism that makes me remember maelstrom modifiers
umbral kindle
He was overcome with holy zeal for the Pissnificent Empuriner
hard nexus
LMFAO
obsidian ore
Nah, not good enough. I want bull butcher achlys shieldgryn built oggy
i haven't used bull butcher since the goddamn first talent rework
I'm down, want in on duos
hard nexus
frosty herald
rotund shoal
Thanking god for not giving me the autism that makes me remember maelstrom modif...
skill issue
obsidian ore
i’m at work
imagine working while you could be killing heretics for the emperor
rotund shoal
imagine working
rotund shoal
🤮
hard nexus
unfortunately i need money
obsidian ore
oh well, I guess back to bombing public lobbies
frosty herald
placid fiber
Hey, you found of the 7 ones that Meow murdered. Meow, one returned! @hard nexus
sleek fractal
is something bugged with the Purging Flames penance? I feel like im getting progress way too slowly
frosty herald
Or it
rotund shoal
https://tenor.com/view/dance-happy-dance-slinky-ferret-dancing-gif-15881741
makes me want to roll a ferret down a staircase like a slinky
frosty herald
The burnice song would go hard without lyrics
rotund shoal
makes me want to roll a ferret down a staircase like a slinky
i wonder if this is a new sentence..
rotund shoal
https://tenor.com/view/jumped-viralhog-failed-ferret-fails-gif-16115028
omgggg
placid fiber
https://tenor.com/view/jumped-viralhog-failed-ferret-fails-gif-16115028
me when I try anything that requires agility ^
acoustic dune
https://tenor.com/view/jumped-viralhog-failed-ferret-fails-gif-16115028
you are not out daily ferret poster
rain warren
returning player here. what’s considered the best build at the moment? what should I be searching for?
fleet zealot
best is prob crit knife or critcrusher
rocky nacelle
returning player here. what’s considered the best build at the moment? what shou...
or you can run this
or this
then beat the entire game cause ds4/flamer + zealot
nimble fiber
placid fiber
you are not out daily ferret poster
I can showcase my agility tho, with some of them
copper hawk
Them fleeing implies that she was being attacked by prostitutes
Weakling.
Pathetic.
placid fiber
I mean... for all we know they were fully jacked prostitute guys <_<
placid fiber
😳
solar gorge
copper hawk
placid fiber
You're earned the title: Brothel Taker 69
Now featuring: Cica... meower of muties... taker of brothels
placid fiber
i can't order starbies without thinking about venti
visual stream
It means Meow has more work to do
My DM is wildly racist (reasonable) to sickening radiance and banned it from his table
hard nexus
Them fleeing implies that she was being attacked by prostitutes
no
i was attacking the prostitutes
they ran away when i vaporized most of them
rocky nacelle
(her smell sent them packing)
copper hawk
Y would u need 2 intimidate ppl ur attacking
They're already intimeowdated (noob)
Noob noob noob
Catboy on top. Puppygirl on bottom , Kbity stay winning , !
fleet zealot
idk how dms cope
fleet zealot
when silvery barbs exist
rocky nacelle
where did u get the cica pic
copper hawk
Do NOT
pale spindle
where did u get the cica pic
What?
copper hawk
solar gorge
tanner londborg jumpscare
pale spindle
Why is it always that femboys are either really based or really cringe
There is no in between
solar gorge
in this world you either shit or fart no in betyween...
pale spindle
Ussually there is a spectrum
pale spindle
because I dont let shit bother me
When someone steps on you in life, suck on their toes
@paper harness https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpJzD2E1G44
faint vapor
if you need tips for Sedition, idk how to help you
copper hawk
That's a nice thing to do for new players
plucky gate
What tips do sedition players get? How to open the game?
solar gorge
move the mouse to look around
copper hawk
U were ants once u know
copper hawk
Not me tho i was always pawesome at the game
plucky gate
i didn't need tips in sedition
I went in raw and died to poxwalkers like a real gamer
sullen forge
Peak sedition is eat crayons while playing
faint vapor
unless you're literally blind, sedition is basic motor skills
hard nexus
Y would u need 2 intimidate ppl ur attacking
i rolled intimidation for fun, rolled a 19
the intimidation was for the ones i wasn’t directly attacking
visual stream
i rolled intimidation for fun, rolled a 19
Before mods?
copper hawk
Nop
hard nexus
this was a while ago my memory is hazy
hard nexus
Catboy on top. Puppygirl on bottom , Kbity stay winning , !
puppygirl on bottom.. hhnggg….
visual stream
Acktchually roll with double disadvantage
hard nexus
copper hawk
U r FREAKS
plucky gate
zealot chat being weird again
hard nexus
i’m not being weird
solar gorge
hard nexus
i’m normal
plucky gate
at least it's furry rp and not femboys again
copper hawk
hard nexus
visual stream
the hnnng I'm a little doggy sold the whole post
hard nexus
it’s so funny
copper hawk
Femboyphobia on the rise
visual stream
This MIGHT become a voiceline spam for me
copper hawk
U hate 2 see it
visual stream
EXACTLY
hard nexus
guys how do you feel about parkour civilization
visual stream
Awesomesauce out of swag
hard nexus
pakour what now
it’s a minecraft slop thing
desert fractal
it’s a minecraft slop thing
oh lol
desert fractal
that would explain why i've never heard of it
visual stream
(7.8/10)
desert fractal
i've been out of the minecraft loop for so goddamn long
visual stream
Wait it's an actual thing and not just Tiktok clips
desert fractal
I have no idea what's happening with it
hard nexus
Wait it's an actual thing and not just Tiktok clips
yeah i watched it before it was on tiktok
sullen forge
Is this why I keep seeing “Beef Jump” things
sullen forge
I literally only play tech mods on Minecraft and that’s it everything else I avoid
desert fractal
visual stream
Zealot chat will tell you to always jump for the chicken because it is more consistent value...
faint vapor
the Parkour thing is just minecraft slop again
hard nexus
I literally only play tech mods on Minecraft and that’s it everything else I avo...
parkour civilization is just a video thing
it’s not like
a mod
faint vapor
at least its not skibidi toilet
hard nexus
at least its not skibidi toilet
i’ve watched skibidi toilet
i gotta catch up on it though
i’m slacking
sullen forge
Skibidi peak 🗣️🔥
faint vapor
i’ve watched skibidi toilet
my condolences
visual stream
I'm about to be maimed but Skibidi Toilet is actually a decently followable story
visual stream
Have me hyped for the titan fights and shit
faint vapor
I'm about to be maimed but Skibidi Toilet is actually a decently followable stor...
May you find the Emperor's Light again
hard nexus
I'm about to be maimed but Skibidi Toilet is actually a decently followable stor...
honestly once ur brain molds enough and tunes out the skibidi dop dop part
it’s not that bad
i’m mainly there for the giant titan fights
frosty herald
skibidi toilet vs valve's legal team who wins
hushed knoll
What the fuck is this
hard nexus
skibidi toilet vs valve's legal team who wins
skibidi toilet has an asset from ultrakill
and when hakita found out
sullen forge
I’m sorry everytime I hear about skibidi toilet
sullen forge
I actually cannot unhear like brainrot shit about it
copper hawk
Hakita tuah
hard nexus
and when hakita found out
visual stream
I feel like there's more to that story because I don't think he would actually sue Valve just for their assets existing and him using those assets
hard nexus
chances are he gave them the model lol
copper hawk
Skee biddy on that thang
sullen forge
Guys it’s Hawktuober
hard nexus
I feel like there's more to that story because I don't think he would actually s...
if they sued skibidi toilet they’d have to sue literally every SFM ever
hard nexus
cock pooah
copper hawk
SHUT THE FUCK UP
hard nexus
shit on that thang
frosty herald
if they sued skibidi toilet they’d have to sue literally every SFM ever
theres one distinct difference
hard nexus
SHUT THE FUCK UP
you’re the one who told me about it
sullen forge
<:marcillecute:810667832815648819>
frosty herald
there is skibidi toilet merch being sold in storefront like wallmart
and i dont think valve takes kindly to that
faint vapor
I hope that was an automated copyright
sullen forge
Peak Cinema
solar gorge
i don't think valve gives a shit
sullen forge
Truly Meow Truly
visual stream
I remember the first time I saw Among Us shirts in mall storefronts
Years ago shat...
solar gorge
the merch in question is probably some bootleg thing made by 200 vietnamese in a hangar
visual stream
Or small, exploitable children
solar gorge
no lawyer could ever defeat them
visual stream
Also Vietnamese
plucky gate
damn, among us is an old meme now...
copper hawk
Noob
hushed knoll
damn, among us is an old meme now...
Hello screaming mushroom
hushed knoll
Also Vietnamese
Hello Honduras
plucky gate
hello stan
nimble fiber
nimble fiber
Man what is this glorpshit
sullen forge
God how many more sigma edits am I going to have to suffer through in my lifetime
sullen forge
Man what is this glorpshit
visual stream
Hello Honduras
HI STAN
placid fiber
Man I've been rewatching this guy's FTL playthrough and holy shit... does that game have some fucked up shit that can happen
In one video he described it as "getting fucked in space simulator"
placid fiber
It's so much easier to prep for everything in Darktide than games like FTL
There are kinda funny things in it tho, like finding a rock guy for sale called "Tom Banks"
stone fern
3rd insta fail on qp today
placid fiber
Oof
stone fern
smh COLE..............
placid fiber
im gonna kill cole
inb4 cole somehow manages to join your game and you accidentally barrel him
polar nexus
Good fucking lord people are angry about the bolter
placid fiber
Good fucking lord people are angry about the bolter
People are too busy bitching to have fun
I mean... Vet can make any gun viable... probably even the autopistol lol
so a bolter that doesn't suck? Fuck yeah they can wreck house with it
golden rain
It's funny because I use Bolter on Veteran BUT as a precision "Fuck these ranged units in particular" gun. 
placid fiber
I mean I don't see enough actually good players to see them just murder everything for me
desert fractal
I don't get being super duper pressed about balance if the game is generally fun/most weapons and playstyles are viable
placid fiber
I'm honestly more happy when they make my job easier on me so that I don't have to potentially solo clutch
desert fractal
in terms of it being a PVE game anyway
spare dome
It's funny because *I* use Bolter on Veteran BUT as a precision "Fuck these rang...
im not gonna admit how long it took me to figure out that you used an italiczed I and not a /
placid fiber
I don't get being super duper pressed about balance if the game is generally fun...
Yeah I want fun weapons, not perfect balance
Sure if it's too op it can make it less fun, but, most people can't make use out of it enough to showcase that op level
frosty herald
Bolter is very fun right now
spare dome
i will forever bitch about Smite because Smite is the only one where the user is literally dumping all of their fucking work onto the team and does so in the most boring possible fucking way -- by turning everything into mannequins
frosty herald
And its countered by its slow reload speed and pullout time
Very unwieldy weapon that hits like a truck
placid fiber
i will forever bitch about Smite because Smite is the only one where the user is...
The only time this isn't the case is if people have enhanced smite...
golden rain
I don't get being super duper pressed about balance if the game is generally fun...
The problem is that now we power creep like hell. There's not a lot that actually threatens you unless you are actively gimping your build, or your team is just bad.
desert fractal
helldivers 2 suffered cause of that cause they kept doing balancing passes like it was a competitive PVP shooter when no one asked for that kind of balancing and people fled cause they kept nerfing everything into oblivion and making the game generally unfun to play, I've heard the game is much better now but yeah
spare dome
The only time this isn't the case is if people have enhanced smite...
no, still true
placid fiber
I mean they at least kill some of them is what I'm gettin gat
polar nexus
They buffed adm for carapace 0.4 to 0.5 and infested (0.nothing to 1)
So that's like, whatever.
spare dome
I mean they at least kill some of them is what I'm gettin gat
yes but killing hordes with success is like, the bare fucken minimum of higher level play
spare dome
and if we're talking elites, 80% of that is being done with Perilous Combustion
placid fiber
I mean they can kill elites with enhanced smite, apparently
spare dome
Smite is simply awful design
nimble fiber
what
desert fractal
The problem is that now we power creep like hell. There's not a lot that actuall...
I get that
placid fiber
I've never seen it happen, but, I've been told about it nearly being able to fry a crusher in 1 smite
spare dome
helldivers 2 suffered cause of that cause they kept doing balancing passes like ...
Helldivers 2 was "Saved" if you're somebody who thought Difficulty 6 was hard but you 'deserved' to play Difficulty 10.
It was otherwise completely fucking killed if you wanted to have any level of skill expression.
nimble fiber
this is so sad, can clad reach 5 likes, I bet he can
desert fractal
Helldivers 2 was "Saved" if you're somebody who thought Difficulty 6 was hard bu...
yeee
polar nexus
Very unwieldy weapon that hits like a truck
Yeah to make the bolter shine you need at least some skill. That's not a point and click gun and well... Magdumping only goes so far...
solar gorge
Helldivers 2 was "Saved" if you're somebody who thought Difficulty 6 was hard bu...
reddit wins again
spare dome
Plasma is otherwise still less healthy than the Bolter at present
ignoring broader balance discussions it's just a shitty gun by its own design standards
heat is pointless, right click is pointless
it has interesting ideas and mechanics and yet all you do is click one button on repeat
frosty herald
Wait
spare dome
which is an absolute design failure
frosty herald
Idunno man
polar nexus
They could 🤔
frosty herald
All you do is click one button
polar nexus
That would be funny
spare dome
may as well give them all heat, it's not like it's doing anything on the plasma gun either
polar nexus
All you do is click one button
They don't really vaporise entire packs afaik
spare dome
its not output. i mean output is one of the problems
placid fiber
may as well give them all heat, it's not like it's doing anything on the plasma ...
heat on heavy stubbers
spare dome
imagine if none of the guns needed to ever be reloaded because they all had a built-in blessing that moved one bullet from your reserve into the magazine after every shot, but reloads existed, and they all have different magazine sizes, and there's still a reserve ammo count
that would be bad fucking design
plasma gun is bad fucking design
light badge
polar nexus
A returnee
spare dome
heat mechanic to restrict the user (that never punishes) because of a right click mechanic that serves no purpose and an auto-vent on left click (the only needed mode of fire)
golden rain
random chance to blow up
And guaranteed if you fired more than once in the same shooting phase 
placid fiber
And guaranteed if you fired more than once in the same shooting phase <:yep:1009...
and the higher your heat was
polar nexus
I refuse to use the same gun as Tanner. That's shrimple.
placid fiber
I could care less what tanner uses, I'll use whatever I have the most fun with. I don't know or care what he uses lol
spare dome
tanner likes darktide? stupid. shit game. idiot.
placid fiber
I still don't use the plasma on Vet, tho. Never have really liked it
spare dome
I used to like it cause im a hipster freak. So back on launch when everyone dumped on it for being bad it was like
Just me and RandoGuardsman who used it
visual stream
I'm honestly more happy when they make my job easier on me so that I don't have ...
I am opposite
spare dome
it had problems but i had a lot of fun since the game wasn't cranked up to 11 like it is nowadays
visual stream
I despise plasma/revo people destroying everything in sight..
spare dome
A gun that drew fast, had high capacity, but low burst output was totally fine
visual stream
When the DS4lot mulches two crushers before I even finish charging my thrust stacks..
spare dome
Keeping heat under 37% was a fun minigame
And blowing past 37% when necessary actually felt like a very deliberate move
Now it doesn't fucking matter at all lmao
vague depot
Revolver destroys everything?
I thought it was limited to big targets because of the ammo size and reload speed
spare dome
Revolver is literally stronger than Bolter.
It just doesn't have 15 rounds. But it is a revolver.
primal jackal
What’s the best place for flesh wound penance?
spare dome
Jesus it's like 25c outside wtf
i did not need this jacket to walk my cat
oh i have made a horrible mistake
she aint complaining tho
placid fiber
Jesus it's like 25c outside wtf
That's what the temperature is out here lol
misty nova
What’s the best place for flesh wound penance?
Twins
Barros
spare dome
but it's late october tf
placid fiber
Had to switch to celsius to see, since I had it on fahrenheit
placid fiber
but it's late october tf
ikr?
copper hawk
still water tuah..
What this even meanz..
copper hawk
@south grove
placid fiber
which is like -1 to 5 for celsius
spare dome
This is exceptionally nice weather for a September day let alone October
placid fiber
Yeah
visual stream
What this even meanz..
Those who know... 
pale spindle
What in the fuck am I looking at?
yes
blazing pulsar
"AH, an unoptimized non meta build from a casual, RUN!"
bright lagoon
pale spindle
"AH, an unoptimized non meta build from a casual, RUN!"
this is from a youtube video of a guide
visual stream
mmfg coherency regen so yummy..
blazing pulsar
this is from a youtube video of a guide
As I said.
pale spindle
this is a GUIDE
grizzled aspen
The only way I can really justify that is doing a martyr build but 1, there's no second wind, and 2, coherency regen is not needed.
visual stream
As I said.
You can have that take if it is actually a casual and not a build specifically sponsored as being good
vague depot
I can’t imagine not running tknives anymore
Being able to instantly special snipe on reaction is wild
south grove
"AH, an unoptimized non meta build from a casual, RUN!"
All hail Tanner
grizzled aspen
Being able to instantly special snipe on reaction is wild
Another convertee.
All hail tknives.
blazing pulsar
When the snide at youtubers pumping out guides usually just being not very good or into the meta is missed 
south grove
hushed knoll
All hail Tanner
You can’t say heil
pale spindle
I can’t imagine not running tknives anymore
true, even Tanner hates knives lmao
and he always talks about how "shit" people are and should "git gewd"
hushed knoll
All hail tknives.
Hello ice cream sundae frog
placid fiber
You can’t say heil
heil
bright lagoon
Meta martyr build
pale spindle
Meta martyr build
hushed knoll
But you lost
No, YOU lost
placid fiber
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1290821541277208638/1296981193518092350/a...
The council shall record this.
south grove
No, YOU lost
Nuh uh
hushed knoll
The council shall record this.
There is no council
placid fiber
There is no council
south grove
