#zealot-class
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I have a lot of money in my savings and checking
2 blocked messages
where i live no one knows how to drive because it's empty so they all think it's just them on the road
also lot's of underage drivers
And I cant really afford another junker
Their reliability
2008 Toyota blade c:
Silence clad
i swear i saw a 10 year old drive a toyota pick up once
Noob
I need my vroom in order 2 get my Houz
I want to see if I can get a Houz in the next couple of years
Good luck
A houz at 24 would be Pawesome
Unless you win the lottery
omg cica is older than meee
oh
Meant like at 24 im gonna start peepin for houses
ye ye
I mean yea but Iβm not moving to Ohio just to have a house
By then my credit + VA home loan
I would lmfao houses are huge
I'd love to live in my home state but it's unfeasible
If family passed away and I bought their house/inherited it I wouldnt be able to afford it
Or, I guess, w a VA loan I could
But yah I might move
A lot of the ppl in this new unit im in r from Kansas and Ohio
The weather isnt bad but the houses are huge, new, and dirt cheap
Just be a bummer movin away,,
Also
U dont get it europoid
Us Ameowricats need credit cardz,
We need cwedit
We live our whole life in debt,,
i prefer ameri fats

i prefer ameri[REDACTED]
Ur noob
@sullen forge also this is the cool kamen rider autism pfps that I want to replace lightskin whis with
suit is too raw
hes just on fire
Give lightskin Whis a week
And then swap it
34%
hes 100% noob
Cuz then it's. Ore like
so thats wrong
hehehe im gonna emote taunt these fools
"Talk is cheap"
the enemy: three taps me with an iron bar
fak
Fax
Wolpfax
average car finance apr
the brain rot server
meow is rotted
The decay consumes
@paper harness grub
Grubbity grub grub
that cat is stupid
for hgonor
Dorn grubs on their way to appear when Dorn types in chat
have some fent flowers
hello gamrs

that thing is ugly
Whom do u serve
I come and go in this chat when I feel like it meow
meow
dont say his name
That's my word
you dumb baka chud
SHUT THE FUCK UP !
its *orn
HATE this thing
:3
db sucks
he hates it cause its like looking in a mirror

is that
I FUCKING HATE MY CHUD LIFE
ditf emoji.................
Ppl dm me and say hi
someone murder dorn today
Deep web assassin right now
dont do that?
Y do i have 2 carry the convo
i just dm and get 10 hour response
noob moment
amerimutts when you mention not going into debt
amerimutts is p good
no its bc im stupid
Say what u want
dipshit
not as strong as amerit-
find a topic
We rule the world so
but it gets the job done
yeahhhhh okay
Here comes some grade a europoid cope
its ok neiryn
BOOB?
cica is hidden noob
owned
noob hidden in the grass
america will fall, europe is invicible !!!!
crouching noob
lemme know if u get deployed
hidden tiger

ill call a guy to let you hide in a bunker
deploged
deploged
redeployed
Deplunged
someowhere else
πͺ
π
plunged
come to ramstein
John said I could be his maid
fitting
keyword is live 
So that's whst ill do

is that where u live ?
no
rammstein is a shithole
it is
I never went there
indeed a shit hole
Yuckers
dorn lives in a box under the US east server
its full of americans, making it exceptionally gross
YOU HEAE
After this deployment Im volunteering for one in the ME
PEAK
For my combat patch
A STEAMY FOCKIN SHIT HOLE
BIRMINGHAM IS A FUCKING SHITHOLE
I HATE THE FUCKING PLACE
HAHAHAHA
And then either get out or like
THIS DUDE
Go to Rammstein
Drinking rules still apply to Ram?
I FUCKING HATE IT
Mobcop has stuff online for spots in Germany
MP sgts needed everywhere where soldiers and alcohol are both prese t
damn thats crazy
see you in lebanon
I was thinkin Jordan actually
Or mby Syria,,
if you break your radar I might show up :3

Omg we could have a slumber party dorn
Gohan "fans" ignoring that gohan just wants to study
HNIC
I live not that far from Offenburg but no one knows where that is....
Can I join
I did not like yemen
Houthistan
can you jump offen it
I have no idea what the pink opaque is but I am down for painting nails
Katsumi is such a baddie
The Houthis have had control over the capital of Yemen since I think 2016
Todays subject
Slavery
My brother the moment my parents walk out the front door
i think he was on the spectrum
he makes funny stuff on instagram
average twitter user
lmfao
become bald
ngmi........
i hate heat !!!
bald *orn
long live the colrd
cold gang forever
that makes sense
lmao
Sorry im leaving the chatπ
bald people are mad all the time
baldy
no wonder you're angry all the time
i believe thats the story of warhammer
i kinda wish i was bald
change name to horus now
i have a bald friend when he shaves he looks so funny
*orn thinks hes in 41K being bald..............,;;;,,
40k thought us that bald men are evil
what a noob
I was going to make a horus joke
i just hate haircuts and dealing with hair
Except for sigusmund
dont say the next part
instead i have thick ass curls
because that would be h-
its the worst
friends I know who have gone bald unironically enjoyed it
not far off
farquaaf
I got eated by burgle
Oh..
Chat I am washed
the only ppl i know who went bald had no choice
Dorn is bald..
their genes were FUCKED
balding at 18
pour one out for the BGC
Lel even,,
a death sentence
The Bald Gaming Community
respect the BGC
Worse than death
build for BGC....
I have nothing to fear
Im not one of them ostim gooners
I am deathly afraid of being eaten
15
I'd have to kill myself
mutts law
too much testosterone
only on thammer
didnt you say this stemmed from your DnD campaign
a while ago
Yep
rest in piss your character
nah he just started smoking at 14
She didn't deserve the horrific wau she died
@copper hawk respond to dms NOW
YES
Horc tuah
That is also tru
34
thats pretty good
I shot the vet in the back for an entire mag
for being older than dirt
how does it feel to be on death's door
mfer
thought he was a rager
aaaand stabbing people at 16?
π
i await deaths embrace
Ill never lose my hair
i'll shave you
except during basic
That sounds like a challenge
βοΈ
Want to be assigned to a high power radar system

3 weeks of darktide CM work youll end up bald
hair expensive but ill never not take care of it
air force? Geilenkirchen
i only wash them frequently because i shower unlike this chat
and that's it
that's what i said, air force
Contractor
chair force
we put cica on a carrier working on the radars
he goes bald and/or his hair turns white
im actually not cutting my hair
cuz its getting chil e
π₯Ά
even though I wanna wear beanies ill just not cut my hair
Nope
i had shoulder length hair but it was getting annoying to maintain
only very short from now on
My normal e levels will cancel out puny radar emissions
high power radar is only slightly bad for you
i dont know how people can get shoulder length + beyond
and not be annoyed
man and woman
i just let it grow
ogryn but instead of bone'ead transplant its soy into his veins
Ur puny gizmo means nothin 2 me
because i've had long hair since I was like 15 
you get used to it
Get the bowlcut
i could still feel them on my neck for 2 weeks after cutting them
troll alert...........
out of noob curiosity
That shit's bori g
cica
do it
I just want to see what it's like
Disgusting
Hes more likely to raid this place
I have this like
No joke this shitty haircut
what intuition
I want a rematch with tanner
Is almost the exact same as the new companion in rogue trader
lmao
He feels like he fits into that mold
from what i remember meow saying hes a femboy while being 4 different types of phobic
like extremely phobic
tanner? more like disassociative asshole 
lmfao
I want to see if my preconceived notion is true
i could think of a rhyme
couldnt*
look at the hate
Bumpy weird !
ya think you know a noob
bumpy?
smelly like flower
i use them good body washes...
For some fucked up reason
homophobic nazi femboys, the aevrage tf2 player...
typical
cica has unusuals too
why didnt we see it b4
cicatrice you check all the boxes
Falsehood
@frosty herald
EATING
OBESE
ROTUNDOUS LARD BALL
i thought ur not supposed to post selfies on the internet
CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG!
<.<'
whar does that even mean
hateful just like cica
i not hateful
It all makes sense now
How long ago was this?
ask *orn
@paper harness give us lore
I can't recall anyone that went by "donnie"
tru
lightwork compared to the ogryn chat racist arc
I only saw tidbits and pieces, and I'm okay with that lol
Donnie was an idiot
I want to play w Tanner at least once
Did my best cleaning up the audio - despite recording from the game with only Music selected any time a Pyramid Head strikes it causes a dip in the music (breaking the laws of physics or whatever by doing that idk). So I did what I could to bring about the cleanest version of the song I could. I've also done a little editing - the "bridge" bet...
quick question
To see how good he is
tanner is good
is it rude to use a "no longer living" person's steam account dms as a shopping list
Mustard
i have quickplayed into him on three occassions
Yes
damn............
Just use a fucking shopping list
no
Is he like meow or dorn level
US East
Like what good is good here
idk i havent played with yall
whats the scale here?
Ohg
Tanner speedruns
from noob to noobier
Meow dorn and cole are the top
all the unhinged goobers are on us
you guys think they'll give us a bonus for this?
whos noobier?
Thats his claim to bring the "best"
*orn
hes pretty much as good as i am, not as good as azreal
He speedran space marine 2 and bragged about being the first
what mission
*orn getting 1 shotted by bursters is peak fart tide
So: Noob with piss poor takes
Idk calling certain people average at the game is mean
if gloriana no

i tried
ascension riser
smh they should
Id say I'm probably around average
average is heresy level
dragging powercells to extract should give you 10k dockets
also i havent played in 2 weeks anyway so im suck
Meow sweeps u para sorrgy
nope you just hate me
I like to think I'm good but my builds are terrible
I mean like average as in in terms of auric damnation performance
"EEEEYIKES! It looks like one of our teammates left after we all got downed!"
the bot that took the leaver's place:
ive only seen dorn speed run 
Good for average
either way i dont run scoreboards
I dont either
same
My oomfs do though
The bot will try to revive you then at the last second begin attacking the horde
all i know is the matches were unremarkable and dull cause we swept through
and this doesnt count
and i would not recall if it werent for his random friend invite at the end
bots be the realest homies sometimes
and other times they uhhhhhhhhhhhh
no need for scorboards, i can see how good i'm doing just by the fact that i'm killing everything
also to be clear i did not decline his invite because he's tanner but because i decline everyone. i am mysterious. aloof. a leaf upon the wind. and an unsociable cunt
Most stable darktide match
i did
ive had a few
a bunch of times
i basically never check though, like once a week i click on that tab and clear out any that exists, usually there's none
i invited random people from mourning star
i already play mics off and ignoring the chat
once we dragged someone into a threat level he clearly wasnt used to 
finish eating ALREADY
i never checked but i assume i would've gotten a notification
poor guy died 3 times
rating players is subjective
same reason I hate tier lists
Shut up
when modded realm
i dont think ive seen telo lose a game except like once
For me, the best are just consistent
I think they prepared like 3 extra sandwiches, since winter is coming in some places
I donβt care about crutches in measurement like some people
Itβs irrelevant if you arenβt consistent
Rodders is better than Telo
Me entering atoma
fuck that power cell section bro
If in one in ten games you pull off something incredible you are mechanically good
If in 9 out of ten games you are slightly above your team in damage but lowest taken, you are a top tier player
it appears you're not built for these streets, varlet
no, too slow draw speed
rodders was the naked man in the first fatshark stream right?
Yes
kid named tknife cancel and sprint animation cancelling
he was good yeah but ive never seen his pov he doesnt stream right?
He doesnβt stream often
that one nameless dude that soloed my entire fucking game at 8 in the mourning on a friday i wonder where hes at
Define "soloed"
Also why do you hate π ±οΈ istol?
i couldnt even shoot a trash mob
Was he psyker with trauma?
Sounds like not enough mobs spawned
john EUtide
literally impossible
he comes every once in a blue moon
It is way faster to shoot something than run up and kill it in melee even with knife
man there are some rally fucking cracked players
eu pubs too easy i'm switching to us east
what is zarona
Knife once you get it consistent, pushes 95% win rate easy
How it feels to chew 5 gum when you can fucking aim...

But you don't need to aim with zealot
and aiming in this game is easy
it is pve
and no BS head banging like they do in KF2
I have piss poor aim lol
Just aim longer, shoot slower
Shut up
para used to be nice...............
The game has this horrific sway
also too high mouse sens will make precise aiming way harder
I would say im decent at space marine 2
I had to clutch a duo yesterday but the mission was fucked
and im decent at shovelling horse dung
Neuranthrope with no ammo lmao
I bet you are
Shoul have added "i am decent at shovelling horse dung too"
I do wanna try besting the titan with only normal guns lmao
Cause you have a specific spot right before the boss fight where you can freely shoot it
I... think I'm good not getting gud when it comes to that skill... <.<'
I have more important things to do...
Like uh... nap...
and make excuses
Hey, how'd you know my nickname in middle school?
my will to play leaving my body once more...........
oof...
always playing marty rashad
and?
He is your teacher
bro harping on me for playing the one zealot build without cdr
how many dodges does the psword usually have
Yam is on a vacation. We weren't invited
didn't finish any lethal missions yet, but to be fair haven't really tried, played 2-3 games and then started lvling vanguard
this guy is really insistent
I wish there was a reason to not take martyrdome instead of momentum
entry is free
Ive gone from assault to bullwark
I'm kinda beginning to feel guilty
This has to be a scam
it is
4 iirc
I think his name is Adam
momentum i more damage more mobility more dodge etc
but I'm feeling a bit guilty still
ive gone from assault when it was shit to bulwark and now vanguard
what
rephrase that
momentum good
Assault was never shit
But martyrdome is better
whats the problem

THAT'S NOT THE POINT FFS
momentum is literally the bread and butter vanilla of the keystones
POINT IS MARTYRDOM IS SIMPLY BETTER
ur actually 100% allowed to use it
At everything
ewwww
its not better at mobility
stinky
does marty improve your dodge
also u can take toughness curios with momentum
Why would you need improved dodge
ah there we go
he cant counter argue so he'll just say that
gottem
theres 1 thing marty doesnt do better
to get more out of the primary method of avoiding damage 
but he wont admit it
also momentum paths you through ability cooldown reduction
bait used to be believable...
zealot chat used to be believable
^
π¬
exactly
It does not, unless you mean cooldown on backstab hits
I am actually ont sure how easy those to perform
yes i do mean that of course
pious cutthroat βΌοΈ
its easy
What the fuck else are you going to take, 5% sprint speed?
they're very easy
the backstab range is like 180 degrees I think
so you can pretty much get a backstab off of any enemy after dodging their melee
i basically ult through a big clump of enemies, wheel around and start pwning
don't feed the troll
im not sure anyones actually getting trolled here
lol
Warden ping looking tasty
the trapper into gunner flamer sniper combo is nuts
Don't mind the League players in the background
@copper hawk Gawain me thinking
Would not flamethrower or brauto be better with t-hammer and throwing knives?
Sicne both t-hammer and bolter do same role
β
it's fun
that's why
Bolter is good for clumped up enemies like ragers and does the job faster with magdumping
^
I also like the cleave and snipes you can do with it
people who dodge after dying dont get to have an opinion
... how do you dodge after dying?
If I tried to get out of that corner at the start of the clip with my hammer, I probably would've been cooked or wasted UD at best
bolter unironically is amazing
Imagine interacting with phra but baiting
dodge meaning quit I believe
my melee damage was terrible
bolter can MELT ogryn enemies like butter with the right blessings
this way
only 4 vet
stop playing knife
Here we see a zealot crackhead in their natural habitat, this time devoid of their crack. Let us inspect the side effects of the withdrawal
based build?
I only play it every once in a while
we critmaxxing today
I mainly use shovel tac axe
@paper harness do I have your consent big papi?
in game
what
we dont get consent from noobs
Dorn isn't noob what
ur actin real nooby rn para
honestly
so im the noob now huh
here's the drip for the build btw
i still see martyrdom and momentum as pretty neck and neck
When was it?
I do generally leave games i join in the middle of
esepcially if it is late
Wow
since i want to have a normal playthrough
Warhammer 40,000 Darktide 2024.10.14 - 22.31.33.01
Look at all the picollos
not half of one
plasma vet going down to 1 pox walker on auric 
question cause this is my first time seeing one
does a 1 wound 410 rated curio have anything different or is it still just 1 wound but thinks he's special
Nothing different.
just a normal curio
1 wound is always 1 wound.
wounds are the same at every rating
Same curio, just egotistical
I think the only one you have to worry about is a +3 stamina curio, unless they fixed their lies.
idk i didnt own any fake stamina curios
thanks was just checking after i found out the silly stuff with stamina curios
they did not fix it
Do you know the number off the top of your head for what is and isn't real?
410 is
iirc cole said the 400 rated +3 stamina curios are lies
oh yeah when i say 410 is the minimum everyone talks smach to me
but when dorn says it π
Fuckin CRINGE!
triple standards
i will only accept 420s

#zealot-class message
SMHHHH
maybe when you get a pink name people will listen 
marty sacrifices utility and clutch potential for dps
its flexibility really, yea
also marty has far less cdr than any other build
can still clutch pretty hard with martyrdom with some loadouts tho
though thats pretty muc clutch potential
wake tf up people, I found a way to make quell cancelling consistent without any macros or mods or cheats, I want more people playing with it so it gets fixed faster
marty makes me anxious
also yall didnt mention momentum boosting ranged damage which marty never does
binding R and lmb to the same button?
yeah we know
no that doesnt work
this right here, this is why ive used it since day 1
you need to bind primary fire to m1 and quell to m2
and spam both buttons at the same time
you'll shoot faster than macros can lol
oh thats easy, i did the same thing by binding it to left pedal and right pedal on my racing rig
you'll never be good at darktide until you can win on a DDR pad
martydom users when second wind exists = training wheels
killing enemies is training wheels
youll never be good unless you beat it with a a DK jungle beat pad
i showed u my mouse pls quell cancel
sorry
it is so disgustingly op lmao
tanner take
you didn't beat the game
that was said by the troll
psyop
A certain short seaman
truth is...........
p. much all my marty builds
ewww
no second wind wtf
ewwwwwww
its most fun this way for me
switch middle with right
no
no
cause then im just playing all my other zealot builds
this is different
thats the whole point
why middle tree at start may i ask @spare dome?
anoint in blood + purge the unclean are incredible two point grabs
i dont see the benefit over other things
lol it's over halfway through october and it's 70 degrees out atm
Remember it is training wheels to use second wind
real marty build
i'll never take off my second wind, love my training wheels
@frosty herald
real men play without talents
take a hit, BftE cuts it in half for damage, restoring faith trickles HP back, health goes back over the wound you dipped under, you get another BtfE proc
real men dont play darktide
your effective HP becomes unbelievable
real men play with dudes
but there are limitations ofc
real men follow one tree π₯Ά
Gay
yes that was the joke
homosexuality is no joke
Clad is gay confirmed
its amazing
gayer than u
Clearly
dude fell for it
Building is burning down?
how much better for crowd clear is ironhelm than crucis





