There was literally nothing up there.
#zealot-class
grizzled aspen
I know because I killed everything and there wasnt a horde spawned.
Anyway, why does 100k boss damage sound so low to my brain?
south grove
south grove
Anyway, why does 100k boss damage sound so low to my brain?
30k on melee, 74k on ranged, 0 on blitz, 52k on conditional, 0 on environmental
tepid cliff
wheres my fatshark code? im on xbox
south grove
wheres my fatshark code? im on xbox
open social
grizzled aspen
0 on blitz?
tepid cliff
oh gotcha
grizzled aspen
I literally killed a third of the elites I killed with tknives?
south grove
0 on blitz?
blitz on bosses I mean
tepid cliff
2647389300
south grove
what I wrote out was your boss damage
grizzled aspen
Oh ok.
south grove
total damage amounts to 668.7k
grizzled aspen
74k ranged, 52k conditional, that's 136k damage dealt only with my bolter.
tepid cliff
hold on im gonna turn my mic on
south grove
time to take the cole cosplay off
I finally found out why these pants look so familiar
ornate bone
can i dm you a build if ur still on
obsidian prairie
can i dm you a build if ur still on
Sure
spiral mirage
Yo what perks and blessings do you guys you use on Eviscerators
obsidian prairie
What mk
grizzled aspen
the spine is dying
That's valid, my brain is kinda dying after that, too.
obsidian prairie
Actually important
south grove
That's valid, my brain is kinda dying after that, too.
they stuck a needle in it yesterday and took stuff out
I got a lumbar puncture
grizzled aspen
The blessed cspawn and burgle chasing me around the first area while that one vet was off in the corner jorking it or whatever did not help.
south grove
it hurts as hell
grizzled aspen
I can imagine it does.
I've had a spinal tap right at the base of my skull before.
south grove
The blessed cspawn and burgle chasing me around the first area while that one ve...
2 curios reward slots too
this mf
obsidian prairie
just give me the two i'm just beginning in the class anyway
Mk15 has a cleave cap of 4 targets so rampage and shred/bloodthristy (only use bloodthirsty if you want rev->m1 spam)
grizzled aspen
Too much pressure was making me have awful migraines and they figured out there was a large buildup of spinal fluid right at the base of my skull.
rocky nacelle
(or to chain kill crushers with bloodthirsty heavy spam)
obsidian prairie
Mk3 I don’t really know as much but rampage and something
south grove
grizzled aspen
One hour and a half long procedure and I didn't have migraines anymore.
spiral mirage
Mk15 has a cleave cap of 4 targets so rampage and shred/bloodthristy (only use b...
that the blue one that's focused on light sweeps and single target heavy?
obsidian prairie
Yeah
grizzled aspen
Of course, it was still super fuckin expensive.
south grove
this is the zealot that left in the beginning
grizzled aspen
Mk15 has a cleave cap of 4 targets so rampage and shred/bloodthristy (only use b...
The mk3 also has a cleave cap of 4 targets for light attacks.
obsidian prairie
and for perks?
Flak + armor type of your choice
obsidian prairie
The mk3 also has a cleave cap of 4 targets for light attacks.
Interesting
grizzled aspen
Rev'd lights cleave 6 though.
spiral mirage
Flak + armor type of your choice
aight thank you so much
south grove
is executor even a good blessing
grizzled aspen
Anyway, the mk3 wants rampage and savage sweep, or, if you're like me, rampage and shred.
grizzled aspen
is executor even a good blessing
It can be.
grizzled aspen
But iirc it's like shred in that it disappears on whiff.
spiral mirage
Anyway, the mk3 wants rampage and savage sweep, or, if you're like me, rampage a...
same for the perks i assume
rocky nacelle
Mk3 I don’t really know as much but rampage and something
savage sweep
or shred if you wanna crit but meh
south grove
CDR user
grizzled aspen
same for the perks i assume
I believe you need carapace to 1 shot crushers with the chastise trick.
south grove
FROG
spiral mirage
I believe you need carapace to 1 shot crushers with the chastise trick.
aight got it
south grove
THIS GUY PICKED THE WORST VET PERK INSTEAD OF 10% ATTACK SPEED
grizzled aspen
aight got it
I would do carapace + flak.
Maniac is only really helpful vs dreg ragers, and you've got a gun for that.
spiral mirage
Maniac is only really helpful vs dreg ragers, and you've got a gun for that.
that's what i plan to be honest, and pair it with like a Bolt pistol
grizzled aspen
Actually if you saw what they were doing it isn't that bad.
south grove
grizzled aspen
Though I would still take trench fighter drill over that.
They were running ilas.
grizzled aspen
Listen man, they only went down at the very end and didn't complain when we didn't save them.
south grove
limbsplitter las rifle
grizzled aspen
I frankly do not give a shit what they ran, they survived to the end and didn't give me lip.
south grove
I frankly do not give a shit what they ran, they survived to the end and didn't ...
true
I might OD on pain meds
grizzled aspen
That other vet, though, screw him.
Man wanted to pad his damage with kraks so bad at the end.
restive flicker
Does Fury proc a crit for ranged weapons?
south grove
quell cancel psyker
restive flicker
ty
grizzled aspen
Or do you mean fotf.
south grove
actual aids knife
grizzled aspen
Like the ability.
restive flicker
The ability
grizzled aspen
Oh then no.
Fury is also the name of Piety's effect.
Fotf only grants ranged weapons 20% fire rate.
light badge
love when this happens
grizzled aspen
free win!!!!
"YOU HAVE FAILED THE EMPEROR"
light badge
easiest 0 damage run of my life
grizzled aspen
Now it is time to lie in my bed and rot while rewatching Code Geass for maybe the 5th time because new anime fucking sucks.
south grove
there's no way I only have 23 strike mission completion in 787 hours lol
restive flicker
Using a double barrel shotgun without access to a guaranteed crit, would I be better off using Scattershot (increased crit chance) or Manstopper (increased crit cleave)?
grizzled aspen
Using a double barrel shotgun without access to a guaranteed crit, would I be be...
You want both.
south grove
Using a double barrel shotgun without access to a guaranteed crit, would I be be...
scattershot/man-stopper is the strat for piety builds
and ws vets
grizzled aspen
^
If you want to run IJ or martyrdom, I believe it's both barrels and speedload for blessings.
restive flicker
You want both.
70% reload on double barrel fire is so sexy tho
south grove
if you aren't going piety I would say deathspitter/both barrels
grizzled aspen
Alternatively both barrels could be swapped for deathspitter.
restive flicker
if you aren't going piety I would say deathspitter/both barrels
I'll try that cheers
south grove
70% reload on double barrel fire is so sexy tho
if you run scattershot man-stopper you can clear hallways with a single shot
south grove
and not only that you can get rid of snipers hidden behind 3000 horde enemies
restive flicker
if you run scattershot man-stopper you can clear hallways with a single shot
But I like the fast reload for waves of mutants, and one shot won't kill them
Cheers for advice all appreciate it
grizzled aspen
Really though, if you want to have the maximum fun with db, you gotta go try out weapon spec vet.
south grove
But I like the fast reload for waves of mutants, and one shot won't kill them
mutants are better off being delt w/ melee imo
grizzled aspen
Always prepared makes it utterly stupid.
south grove
Really though, if you want to have the maximum fun with db, you gotta go try out...
cole cosplay
grizzled aspen
Also, Tintin, did you notice at all that I never dodged a mutant in that 3veg?
I hit them with a fotf H1 every time right on their stupid head.
south grove
I wasted 100k yesterday for a joke
restive flicker
mutants are better off being delt w/ melee imo
Might be skill issue but I'm too slow with waves of mutants using THammer, always end up getting grabbed
south grove
Also, Tintin, did you notice at all that I never dodged a mutant in that 3veg?
Fotf trivialises most things
south grove
Might be skill issue but I'm too slow with waves of mutants using THammer, alway...
well you are using thammer so... yea I'd say bring tknives
grizzled aspen
Well yeah, but I'm saying I just said "fuck you" and chopped off their heads instead of dodging around them and stabbing them in the back.
south grove
I'm epic cole
grizzled aspen
Might be skill issue but I'm too slow with waves of mutants using THammer, alway...
Everything is too slow for waves of mutants.
south grove
hi
grizzled aspen
Comes with the territory of the modifier.
south grove
Everything is too slow for waves of mutants.
shovel can keep up
copper hawk
I wasted 100k yesterday for a joke
Cole skinwalker
ornate bone
this is a question for all classes, what is the debuff for dodging too much?
south grove
this is a question for all classes, what is the debuff for dodging too much?
you have a dodge count for every weapon
if you dodge more than that, your dodges will now get halved until you can't dodge anymore
if you wanna refresh your dodge count you need to stand still for a bit
ornate bone
you have a dodge count for every weapon
thank you
hard nexus
if you wanna refresh your dodge count you need to stand still for a bit
not stand still
just don’t dodge or slide
visual stream
If you scan sneak in a lil sprint to put distance between you and incoming enemies (not guys already swinging) that also helps
It's weird seeing your guy break into a full sprint right after gasping for air on dodges
grizzled aspen
Adrenaline is a hell of a drug.
rocky nacelle
ornate bone
anyone have advice for boltgun blessings?
copper hawk
I'm leaving the all tommorows community
Noob
south grove
anyone have advice for boltgun blessings?
puncture shattering impact
ornate bone
thank you tin
rocky nacelle
anyone have advice for boltgun blessings?
puncture shatter is default but it gets the luxury of having a few good ones to combo with
grizzled aspen
It's troo puppy eyes work
Go ahead, try them on me.
rocky nacelle
grizzled aspen
(I am holding a large rock)
copper hawk
"Freakcast"
grizzled aspen
Silence, catboy.
south grove
grizzled aspen
^ that is what Cica's true form looks like.
rocky nacelle
copper hawk
Raggedy ahh animals
south grove
https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkTide/comments/1g7q9u2/why_is_this_bulwark_so_tiny_m...
midget
light badge
hard image
south grove
hard image
ngl I thought a psyker was holding a thammer
nimble fiber
bread
grizzled aspen
I always forget the knee jerk reaction to the military seeing a highschooler not obeying orders is to instantly fucking headshot him in Code Geass.
rocky nacelle
grizzled aspen
Well, see, the following scene is even better.
The main characer, Lelouche, gains the ability to issue one command to any person if he makes eye contact with them, but he can only do it once.
south grove
gooner anime
grizzled aspen
No.
south grove
I remember it
south grove
idk if they're called rebuilds or not
rocky nacelle
but thats basically gundam also
grizzled aspen
He literally gaslights a man and his superior into believing that guy is a sleeper agent.
rocky nacelle
grizzled aspen
Anyway if yall haven't watched Code Geass, go watch it.
One of my favorite shows ever.
nimble fiber
noooooo
south grove
Anyway if yall haven't watched Code Geass, go watch it.
did u watch the redos
grizzled aspen
What the fuck is this cyberpunk ass font???
south grove
What the fuck is this cyberpunk ass font???
it's a theme lol
everything looks like this
south grove
I only know ep 1-50.
the movies
south grove
What about em?
what do you feel about them
grizzled aspen
Haven't watched them.
That's kinda why I'm rewatching the show itself.
I only remember a few key scenes.
nimble fiber
south grove
visual stream
3 CLUTCHES IN ONE MISSION I AM GOD
Next mission I will get barrel stuffed by a trapper
visual stream
its wackier than here
To be expected of Spess muhreen fans
ornate bone
can you use knife builds on aurics?
floral burrow
can you use knife builds on aurics?
Why wouldn't you be able to?
ornate bone
Why wouldn't you be able to?
let me rephrase, are they good enough to use on aurics
floral burrow
let me rephrase, are they good enough to use on aurics
It was one of the most common builds I've seen prior to the Unlocked and Loaded patch.
You can do the same (and better, arguably) with the Dueling Sword now, but it's still viable.
visual stream
let me rephrase, are they good enough to use on aurics
Knife was arguably the strongest melee weapon in the game until duelling swords became available on zealot
Now it is second strongest
Suffice to say it is very good
ornate bone
alright then
for some reason i fail aurics nearly every time, all though there is zero coordnation in public lobbies
cerulean moth
WEEEEEEEEEEY
ornate bone
Knife is still on a different class than dueling sword thanks to its movement
cerulean moth
I find dueling sword that much more easy to use tbh. Which is why i run it
visual stream
Knife is still on a different class than dueling sword thanks to its movement
Also true
So now instead of being the best it just has a buddy up there in the same area
mfw heavy sprinting counts as dodging
Also I'm a little bit more racist to smykers than I was ten minutes ago
+3 wound gamer spamming smite on commons while we have a 3 man revive ready 
Right next to him
junior perch
holy just had a cheater in this lobby and what he did was make sure there was no mobs in the game
i think hes cheating out the title for auric
ornate bone
do you know which ?
visual stream
Nah, smite can do silly damage
ornate bone
bro got mogged by electrons
misty wraith
i got diffed in damage by a smyker
nimble fiber
WEEEEEEEEEEY
rotund shoal
spare talon
@obsidian prairie i pinged you in the wrong channel for this
but after hearing this i had to instantly crossreference imdb and behindthevoiceactors to confirm
grizzled aspen
On another note, 35lb weighted blanket.
spare talon
its the fucking MALE FANATIC
grizzled aspen
Feels like a fucking casket.
grizzled aspen
its the fucking MALE FANATIC
Not fanatic, agitator.
grizzled aspen
Fanatic is the Scottish one.
spare talon
no i just use the female judge
grizzled aspen
Male judge delivers the lines better.
I AM YOUR DEWM (because that's how she says "doom") does not carry the same weight as I AM YOUR JUDGMENT.
Also I've never heard a female judge use chorus.
I can't, in good conscience, say she has good lines for it without hearing them first.
nimble fiber
obsidian prairie
its the fucking MALE FANATIC
Klinger was Brawler
spare talon
FUCK
obsidian prairie
Also
Whoever thought Miracle Cirque was balanced needs to get blacklisted
For the last 3 dungeons
Every single encounter
Has been
Skip first party member
And then Miracle Cirque
spare talon
was streaming the end of the kidnap dungeon to kez as we waited for a friend for darktide
obsidian prairie
Oh joy
obsidian prairie
Yeah
ornate bone
(you will never be as cool as the fanatic)
judge is cooler
obsidian prairie
That creature
hollow lintel
judge is cooler
Wrong.
hollow lintel
Judge is pretty cool though. Most tolerant zealot.
vernal terrace
the scottish zealots are from some lower hive emperor worshipping cult i swear
their faith is not normal lol
spare talon
cole confessed to enjoying gouging out baby eyes
hollow lintel
their faith is not normal lol
obsidian prairie
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046913589614747719/1292603468497944698/R...
Also, I’ve done every link with like 20 days to spare, without a guide
hollow lintel
Well I feel normal now
obsidian prairie
It’s not that terribly hard
vernal terrace
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046913589614747719/1292603468497944698/R...
spare talon
Wouldn't it be nice if fatshark didn't kill fantasy
wdym
hollow lintel
I mean GW
vestal pine
lol
hollow lintel
Too drunk to be coherent
vestal pine
also nah it was dying still
vernal terrace
didnt it just get a massive revival?
obsidian prairie
They are putting out old world wdym
spare talon
fatshark singlehandedly killed the entirety of the fantasy genre
how sad
hollow lintel
also nah it was dying still
True that, not even close in sales to 40k
obsidian prairie
fatshark singlehandedly killed the entirety of the fantasy genre
how sad
Fantasy Is Dead
frosty herald
Age of sigmar is fantasy
hollow lintel
But nah without mistakes fatshark did a good job with revitalizing it
Along with creative assembly (they fucked it up too)
obsidian prairie
Some random ass fucking shotgunner parting all three of my shells pellets like the red fucking sea
vernal terrace
is the old world really doing that bad?
spare talon
Fantasy Is Dead
it took me too long to get this
obsidian prairie
You will be dead in 72 hours
I quoted the game over screen for something me and Cole are playing
vestal pine
is the old world really doing that bad?
was like 3% revenue or something? when it was shut down or something
hollow lintel
I just wish the end times weren't the end times
vestal pine
was it 10%
visual stream
Encountered a machine gun staffker today
vestal pine
idk it was really bad
vernal terrace
oh ye
obsidian prairie
it took me too long to get this
I even capitalized it really
spare talon
I even capitalized it really
its almost 3 am
frosty herald
Grimgor ironhide wouldve won the end times
ornate bone
Hows the bolt pistol compare to the revolver?
frosty herald
He vastly outclasses chaos
hollow lintel
As much as I love fantasy, people only buy cool minis
vestal pine
Grimgor ironhide wouldve won the end times
he should have won
archaon fucking cheated
hollow lintel
Aka space Marines or cooler
visual stream
The lizardmen should've won too
hollow lintel
Grimgor ironhide wouldve won the end times
Storm of chaos is just a stupid, sorry
frosty herald
Grimgor ironhide was so strong he was bored of fighting rat ogres
visual stream
The centuries-trained slann who can individually move mountains versus some backwater shaman rats, and SOMEHOW they lose a literal tug of war for the moon
vestal pine
The lizardmen should've won too
send the ubersriek 5 on their piramids and they probably won that skaven skirmish lol
spare talon
Hows the bolt pistol compare to the revolver?
more ammo, able to kill more things per clip, etc
revolver is still better as a GET THIS BITCH OUTTA MY GAME
vestal pine
Grimgor literally won before archaon did the uzhul stance lol
spare talon
but boltpistol may just vibe with you more
hollow lintel
Grimgor is the coolest comedy character ever, but making him a major player? Nah
That was too far imo
vestal pine
idc "Grimgor says SHUT UP AND DIE" goes hard
frosty herald
Grimgor is also the closest thing to a krork
spare talon
i dont know anything about wh fantasy or wh40k (outside of dt knowledge) so im convinced yall are just making shit up
these arent real words
hollow lintel
He's also fucking stabbing my knee holy shit does it hurt
visual stream
these arent real words
kroxigors when the skink pipes up:
hollow lintel
Basically I accept a lot of shit grimgor does out of sheer badassness even though I hate greenskinss
spare talon
kroxigors when the skink pipes up:
hollow lintel
But owning archaon is too far
frosty herald
hollow lintel
Why does that look like Warframe
vestal pine
But owning archaon is too far
granted he was backed up by the winds i guess
but yeah quite the powercreep, but still fun to see
spare talon
https://tenor.com/view/dragon-ball-super-beerus-gif-23622755
why is he juggling an epic rarity drop
bitch let go i wanna know what it is
vestal pine
thats supposed to make you disintegrate or something
frosty herald
Tzaangors in darktide
vestal pine
is the t silent normally
rocky nacelle
hollow lintel
Tzaangors in darktide
I wish.
hollow lintel
Couldn't get proper tzaangors in total war
hollow lintel
Im fucking tweaking
spice flame
anything you guys would change on the curios to my martyrdom zealot? I haven't touched them since before the update
hollow lintel
Would always change Res and Combat abilities to either toughness or stamina regen
spice flame
But is stam regen that good on zealot?
hollow lintel
It is extremely good on every class
Vet needs 2 stamina regen nodes for it to be amazing
misty wraith
stam regen is the #1 curio perk
hollow lintel
But every other class benefits massively from it with no other nodes
strong rose
does any know a good combo for devil claw?
misty wraith
mk4 LHLH
spare talon
But is stam regen that good on zealot?
some number nerds dont think its needed on zealot, but i advocate for it if you use stamina a lot, say with push attacks
i am a chronic stamina addict
misty wraith
same lol
misty wraith
stam curios let you get away with some funny bullshit
spice flame
you have very little toughness
distant lagoon
And?
spice flame
Feel naked without
spare talon
you got toughness tdr with marty
p sure how it goes into dr calculations makes it quite good
spice flame
ok so 3 wounds, 3x stam regen, 3x toughness, 2x gunner res, 1x toughness regen?
or what do you guys run?
spice flame
but 5% health perk is not a must have?
spice flame
never toughness regen
that goes on zealot only or all other classes? So I should get combat regen instead or smth
spare talon
combat regen stacked at 3x is only 3.6 seconds, which is realistically barely anything, esp with how much cdr methods there are in the game
spice flame
aha so extra money or even xp is better
spare talon
xp doesnt affect mastery iirc
dockets if you want it, could also run a sniper resist cuz shit happens
ive not tried it but dorn considers revive speed to be a sleeper pick
spice flame
might wanna try revive speed then
ember yew
i do it on veteran for 50% (30+20) res speed, but on zealot i didnt run 30% res speed for like a year now
ornate bone
Toughness, health and uhhh choice pick idfk
spice flame
health?
ornate bone
Health is kino
vague depot
Kino means good iirc
vague depot
on martyr zeally
Well ngl with martyrs damage resistance you are practically immortal once you get max stacks
Just keep your toughness up and its smooth sailing
distant lagoon
is there any reason to take bistol over revolver?
nimble fiber
not rly, more ammo tho I guess?
distant lagoon
Does rending only affect carapace?
hollow lintel
affects any type of armr
spare talon
Does rending only affect carapace?
rending is most significant on carapace, but it also affects flak, unyielding, and maniac
vague depot
is there any reason to take bistol over revolver?
I think it staggers bulwarks
misty wraith
is there any reason to take bistol over revolver?
power vs handling
man thammer makes me feel so cool
regardless of effectiveness the visual and audio feedback is extremely satisfying
frosty herald
@rocky nacelle Uth duna equipment
distant lagoon
power vs handling
power difference seems insignificant
and due to how much easier it is to aim revolver, i get way more one-shots with it
misty wraith
i do prefer revolver
bistol can put out more rounds per minute and has some extra stagger stuff iirc
revolver does emergency HVT sniping much better thiugh
and bolter proper does what bistol tries to do but better
subtle cedar
<@139852743358545920> Uth duna equipment
monster hunter?
frosty herald
monster hunter?
Yup
subtle cedar
god wilds armor looks so good
copper hawk
NOOB
devout flicker
is there any reason to take bistol over revolver?
really just more ammo and faster reload. it does have really high suppression and on impact area stagger though which is nice when assaulting a group of gunners, as one shot often stops a few of them shooting
devout flicker
I've found that forcing it to work with crits is a lost cause, you're best to go Puncture + Run 'n' Gun
devout flicker
just take bolter itself
completely different weapon
not comparable at all
I use bolter on some builds but you do not use bolter and bistol the same
bistol is a revolver sidegrade
frosty herald
the 🅱️ istol
devout flicker
I like boltgun but you need throwing knives with it, bistol I use on my fire nades because I am tired of revolver
subtle cedar
"the gun which has the longest draw anim and one of the guns which has some of the shortest are the same use case" sure buddy
devout flicker
bistol is completely ass against crushers unless you are a malice gamer too, revolver is better lmao
even with the full crit build you're looking at 6 headshots at best. going into crit blessings is a waste imho cus of that
frosty herald
on malice you can make everything work
frosty herald
and the bolter draw time and reload are fine just gotta dodge when in a horde
devout flicker
but i dont think crushers appear on sedation
frosty herald
oh nah sedition is wayyy too hard
devout flicker
and the bolter draw time and reload are fine just gotta dodge when in a horde
yeah let me do that with a trapper 0.5 seconds away from killing me
you need knives on boltgun no two ways around it
frosty herald
i use immo grenades on bolter and it seems to work fine
devout flicker
you're gonna get burnt one day and sorely regret it
subtle cedar
need is too strong a word for anything in this game but you're definitely giving up on quickly killing specials in a pinch without knives
stone fern
@paper harnessrise and grind
spice flame
What's the best version (mark, perk, blessing) for heavy laspistol?
paper harness
<@1273699265243381802>rise and grind
spice flame
what's benefit/consequence of taking raking over ghost?
stone fern
what's benefit/consequence of taking raking over ghost?
conditional damage
raking fire is crazy good for BonBon
kind crystal
hey ive never tried it but i want to use the meta combat knife build, does anyone have a link or can tell me a good build for combat knife zealot
stone fern
frosty herald
stone fern
what the fuck is the infested stagger value on that laspistol
hushed knoll
what the fuck is the infested stagger value on that laspistol
What is YOUR infested stagger value
spare talon
What is YOUR infested stagger value
hushed knoll
This is so rude wtf
drifting wolf
stone fern
What is YOUR infested stagger value
secret
solar gorge
you are all infested
stone fern
you are all infested
says the pogryn
solar gorge
stan u can be flak if u want i'll allow it
solar gorge
hushed knoll
Damn you just got wrecked like a ship in a storm
dense field
behead smite users
solar gorge
this is your fault
hushed knoll
I’ve done nothing
hushed knoll
behead smite users
lol you went so far as to make that your pfp?
dense field
yes
hushed knoll
I’m going to play smite now
dense field
keep yourself safe
solar gorge
stan is a known smyker
hushed knoll
keep yourself safe
What is this supposed to mean
hushed knoll
stan is a known smyker
dense field
do not die??
hushed knoll
Is that a threat
dense field
everything is a threat if you're brave enough
drifting wolf
What is this supposed to mean
they are praying or plotting to kill you
hushed knoll
I’ll make meatloaf surprise
solar gorge
Where do you live
he has been exiled to the US for 20 years
hushed knoll
Where do you live
I’ve marked the location on your map
dense field
I'll bring a present
hushed knoll
he has been exiled to the US for 20 years
Nobody exiled me
solar gorge
sure
dense field
he has been exiled to the US for 20 years
rip
hushed knoll
I came to the US before I was indoctrinated with the evil metric system 
solar gorge
he's on 20 different no flight lists
dense field
let's make it 21
hushed knoll
he's on 20 different no flight lists
hushed knoll
It’s not a Sex face
nimble fiber
hi stan
solar gorge
What will happen
no more corn syrup for you
nimble fiber
what
dense field
no more horm syrup
solar gorge
lmao
hushed knoll
I don’t eat high fructose corn syrup
solar gorge
hi fucked corn stripe
hushed knoll
@south folio come out
hushed knoll
hi fucked corn stripe
Don’t trip and fall today
solar gorge
i was tipsy earlier but i'm fine rn dw
hushed knoll
LAMBDA NO
nimble fiber
I think arco is pregnant
solar gorge
are Bran flakes stanish or something american i don't know
dense field
bran flakes make you pregnant?
hushed knoll
I would assume so
dense field
damn
hushed knoll
They seem like they would increase fertility
south folio
rude
hushed knoll
are Bran flakes stanish or something american i don't know
Cereal
south folio
i am highly non-pregnant
spring storm
see you later branflakes
south folio
hi stan
hushed knoll
Why do you have a period at the end of your name
stone fern
he made a joke about always punctuating
solar gorge
because pregnant
south folio
i used to change my name a lot in a previous game to deranged names, so i tacked on a period so that people could recognize me
south folio
because pregnant
no.
hushed knoll
because pregnant
If you have a period at the end of your name that means you’re pregnant?
south folio
no.
nimble fiber
oh yeah its the . guy
hushed knoll
i used to change my name a lot in a previous game to deranged names, so i tacked...
That doesn’t make sense
solar gorge
he's on his periods
stone fern
If you have a period at the end of your name that means you’re pregnant?
nooooooo??????
he has a peroid
hushed knoll
he's on his periods
stone fern
he cant be pregnant
hushed knoll
he cant be pregnant
Wow rude
solar gorge
<:acid_do_mathematics:684519255798185991>
no more carbonated water,
too much sex face usage
rocky nacelle
<@139852743358545920> Uth duna equipment
frosty herald
https://fxtwitter.com/InsaneLoke/status/1847312797207547938
Look at my ping bish
hushed knoll
too much sex face usage
the fuck
hushed knoll
esp peach monsters
Wtf is a peach monster
hushed knoll
https://tenor.com/view/vinesauce-earthworm-meat-msn-vinny-gif-26335063
STRIP I HATE THIS
STOP
NOT STRIP
stone fern
south folio
fucked up stan
stone fern
its so peak
south folio
never had it but maybe i'll like it as long this isn't some deranged invention of your own that you're baiting me into supporting
stone fern
consignment yard my beloeved............
hushed knoll
maybe u should have a snack before posting here
Maybe you should 😠😠😠😠
stone fern
i did
hushed knoll
When
south folio
we need videographic evidence of this
hushed knoll
Of clad eating?
stone fern
i have food ok?
south folio
with an official time source in the background
drifting wolf
https://ecofamily.hu/media/mf_webp/png/media/catalog/product/5/0/5061013947152_s...
heart failure
stone fern
need me to get a tattoo of a timestamp?
hushed knoll
stone fern
i dont eat with my ass tho
south folio
it is necessary evidence
hushed knoll
i dont eat with my ass tho
😏
stone fern
well if its that important
ill get right on it
and by it heh i mean
heh
the tattooing needle
hushed knoll
Clad are you from Canada
stone fern
no
stone fern
tfw cant get players for yard.........
hushed knoll
Who made you an expert on Canadian culture
stone fern
eu is dead
solar gorge
Who made you an expert on Canadian culture
i went there
hushed knoll
eu is dead
Wait I thought you were American
solar gorge
i know all of canada
stone fern
im not american
hushed knoll
i know all of canada
hushed knoll
im not american
British? 
stone fern
no
frosty herald
Who needs enemies when you have friends like these stan
hushed knoll
WHERE ARE YOU FROM
stone fern
not tellin
solar gorge
he's from europe
hushed knoll
Better not be Franch
solar gorge
that's all you need to know, europe number 1
hushed knoll
French
solar gorge
what's wrong with france stan
hushed knoll
that's all you need to know, europe number 1
You been indoctrinated 
solar gorge
seems like you're the racist here
hushed knoll
what's wrong with france stan
They eat snails
Jk nothing is wrong with Freud
France
nimble fiber
They eat snails
u eat stuff that looks worse
hushed knoll
u eat stuff that looks worse
Shut up 
solar gorge
Vive le france
hushed knoll
Time to have my classic American breakfast
A protein bar with artificially flavored coffee
hushed knoll
solar gorge
don't tell me you wouldn't enjoy it
hushed knoll
I wouldn’t
solar gorge
i will not believe it
hushed knoll
Go eat your Müsli
solar gorge
i have not eaten anything like that in a long time
hushed knoll
Did I ever tell you I accidentally left a bacon sandwich in my bag after a visit to Germany and it decomposed into soil
In my bag
This is why Europe is dangerous
solar gorge
i did that with a banana once
nimble fiber
this is why u are dangerous stan
gritty urchin
anyone got a stealth zealot build please?
solar gorge
the uranium based preservatives would do it yeah
hushed knoll
Did I say something false
stone fern
he's from europe
uhhhhhh
y-yes
totally
tfw u throw a game because you were too busy shitposting in game chat
trail elbow
can we get a round of appreciation for melk offering me 3 subpar autoguns, a shredder autopistol and a 15% toughness curio?
he is out here doing gods works
trail elbow
I will never get a fucking max toughness curio
trail elbow
guess I have to at this point
frosty herald
@rocky nacelle Base super broly is useless
You can use his ultimate point blank and it will still miss
paper harness
Execute people who use auric storm survivor
trail elbow
well rolled for 20 curios, one of them has toughness on it, 16% thanks game
14 of +1 wound and 5 with health on it
subtle raptor
the world hates to see a dickot stealth zealot with ASS
umbral kindle
Ass?
The title?
Forget that can we execute the stealth zealots who use knife + revolver
opal star
WHY IS VAULT ALWAYS THE ONLY MAP
better than being sentenced to play rolling steel 193859394 times
shadow ore
paper harness
5 wound power sword recon vet
spice flame
Darn it I wasted 300k to roll a good heavy sword and I get a perfect but bad one (defence is so bad, I've seen way higher on all 80s)
rigid trellis
the difference between 59 and 61 is negligible
tame mirage
nah 61 or bricked 🥺🥺🥺
spice flame
9/10 at the cost of 300k in the new update era is so sad
opal star
psword for zealot
paper harness
You always want to dump defenses
paper harness
the difference between 59 and 61 is negligible
.1%
It’s 59.5 and there’s a half point somewhere else
drifting wolf
unplayable
sullen forge
Bricked throw it out immediately
rocky nacelle
<@139852743358545920> Base super broly is useless
That’s usually how grab supers are yeah
either the most cracked tracking you’ve ever seen or 99% unusable and whiffs (most are in the latter)
frosty herald
Also a difficult battle is fucked
rocky nacelle
I’m gonna shower then go suffer in singles with or maybe DP
(never rematch fusion abusers)
frosty herald
3 health bar goku vs janemba hirudegarm perfect cell and both transforms of cooler and super frieza
sullen forge
Whis mains when fent kicks in
spare dome
"hey exploits ur good at darktide and smash i think you'd like Sifu"
sure how hard could it be
set to master
first level
ah fuck
spare dome
ye my buddy wants me to also get into it
rocky nacelle
spare dome
crackheads got hands
this default control scheme kinda sucks tho, gotta find one for me
too reliant on one half of my left hand for like, all the fucken combos
solar gorge
sifu is probably the most kino game ever made tbh
rocky nacelle
also I want to swap to a gotchard pfp but whis is too powerful
rocky nacelle
idk what god hand is i'll admit
sifu is basically god hand at home
sullen forge
Fent Whis is too powerful
rocky nacelle
both bust your balls though god hand and Sifu
rocky nacelle
Fent Whis is too powerful
Kamen rider autism is powerful too
I’ll show the gotchard pfps after I shower just to show u how powerful Kamen rider is
frosty herald
Sifu dissapointed me greatly
solar gorge
i'm looking at god hand rn i have to disagree
frosty herald
I thought it would be a fun game but nope abother fucking roguelike
rocky nacelle
i'm looking at god hand rn i have to disagree
Your hands have to feel it
copper hawk
Troo
rocky nacelle
it’s the same basically
copper hawk
I love sifu
solar gorge
Sifu my beloved
copper hawk
The music is rlly good
solar gorge
yeah i'm judging them on visuals and Sifu fucks harder
rocky nacelle
solar gorge
imo
shut jasper
is there a way to sell weapons?
rocky nacelle
I like god hand music better
it’s so fucking good
Also god hand has 1 thing Sifu doesn’t
A stupid edge lord with the same powers as you but instead he calls himself ** the devil hand **
Like a fucking dork
sullen forge
Actual fucking nerd
frosty herald
Peak japanese game writing
rocky nacelle
it’s kino
copper hawk
The southern style shaolin kung fu
frosty herald
Im not good at sifu
solar gorge
it's a hard game but it's very satisfying
north solar
is there a way to sell weapons?
go to your inventory and hit the discard items key (X on pc) then select the weapons you want to sell then hit the discard items button at the bottom of the screen.
frosty herald
I tried it out and quit after like an hour
solar gorge
it took me a while to get decent
rocky nacelle
Sifu is peak single player autism (when it comes to skill ceiling vidya games)
copper hawk
So peak
rocky nacelle
like dmc
copper hawk
The music double peak
rocky nacelle
And bayo
copper hawk
Thematic and tasteful
rocky nacelle
I’ll put ultrakill up there for single player skill ceiling games as well
copper hawk
Peakity peak peak..
rocky nacelle
dmc and Sifu are my favorite single player fighting games
copper hawk
https://tenor.com/view/fire-writing-gif-24533171
🐟
frosty herald
Dmc is managable
frosty herald
I did in dmc5
solar gorge
ultrakill is easier but that's because i'm fps coded
frosty herald
I quit at mission 6 i think
frosty herald
Because those adjudicators took 0 fucking damage from v
sullen forge
I’ll put ultrakill up there for single player skill ceiling games as well
Idk……. It is an FPS though
frosty herald
V has such dogshit damage in dmc5 is so ass
rocky nacelle
FPS single player game
yea
your point
does fps not have skill ceiling or floor?
rocky nacelle
true
frosty herald
Trepang 2 also has a high skill ceiling
solar gorge
i only parry
sullen forge
Trepang 2 also has a high skill ceiling
Rage Mode Trepang2
frosty herald
I did get to a point that i could parry bullets in katana zero without slo mo
frosty herald
Rage Mode Trepang2
FUCK THAT
rocky nacelle
@frosty herald run the singles after I shower
solar gorge
rocky nacelle
sullen forge
Boys become men on Trepang2 when they start playing Rage Mode casually
frosty herald
I did the final mission on rage and you need to abuse the fuck out of the smartgun
Horizon HQ doesnt fuck around
frosty herald
The moment the bodyguards are in the lobby your in for a hard time
You need to abuse every trick in the book
Incendiary shotguns smartgun minigun on chopper
sullen forge
Trepang2 music also being peak
frosty herald
Very peak
I also did the worsr thing imaginable
I did both the dlc missions on extreme as a first time run
sullen forge
*Correct way to play
spare dome
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwIIDzrVVdc
yea if i had to nitpick. They used this reference way too early lol
copper hawk
I have applied for another Card of Credit
spare dome
another?
stone fern
is there a way to sell weapons?
click X
stone fern
I have applied for another Card of Credit
NO
stone fern
copper hawk
I have very good credit now
I think after this deployment I should be about ready for a car or a home loan
All gwon uppe..
solar gorge
yea if i had to nitpick. They used this reference way too early lol
ngl i eat that shit up
copper hawk
U have to do car loans
solar gorge
yumùmy
spare dome
no, buy a clunker for cash or get a much better line of credit
but do not ever put a loan on a depreciating asset
copper hawk
Im gonna buy a relatively newish prius w few miles on it and drive it until the wheels fall off
spare dome
that you can crash at any time
finite grotto
what is recipe for Quail Heretic
solar gorge
i like having a shitty car, i can be reckless with it
spare dome
or youll be my brother, who only recently paid off a car he bought in 2011 and hasnt driven since 2013 because someone rear ended him and drove off
copper hawk
I think in my specific case I should be fine
rocky nacelle
i like having a shitty car, i can be reckless with it
Shit box power up
copper hawk
But exploits is generally right
I have a perfect driving record
Im a driver for the SOG rn actually so all I do is drive
solar gorge
Shit box power up
look out dude with the beamer
copper hawk
I thought this'd be a bad billet but nah
spare dome
its not about ur drivin
rocky nacelle
Im a driver for the SOG rn actually so all I do is drive
rocky nacelle
he thinks he’s him….,,,,
copper hawk
So i can bully him
tame mirage
sogga
spare dome
its every other moron on the road
copper hawk
its every other moron on the road
Cool then that noob can pay for my car
stone fern
felix is the worst char in rezero
spare dome
assuming theyre insured, brave
rocky nacelle
re zero is just bad
stone fern
no
rocky nacelle
copper hawk
U have 2 be in cali
copper hawk
9/10 the driver is insured
solar gorge
absolute dogshit media sorry
rocky nacelle
yop
copper hawk
Unless they arent then that's fine
rocky nacelle
noob media
stone fern
wow
spare dome
assuming they wont drive off, also brave
copper hawk
Im not in financially dire straits
rocky nacelle
noob