zealot-class

[obsidian prairie]

I liked that option

[fleet zealot]

If i get too perfect/too amazing stats i just use standard array

[acoustic dune]

golly

[obsidian prairie]

I can understand a restriction to standard array but I like point buy

[south grove]

tintin now above knify wolf

[acoustic dune]

ok vet main

shall i go zealot then?

[fleet zealot]

Like if it was uhh

[obsidian prairie]

But rolled stats is really fun for games where the DM gives zero shits about players being OP or useless

[fleet zealot]

Death campaign

Yea i would take an op spread

[south grove]

I'll still topscore

I've finally learned how to magdump plasma properly

[fleet zealot]

But most games i play even the survival/hardcore ones don’t call for having the most amazing stats

[acoustic dune]

next try not going down

[south grove]

what about yourself huh

[acoustic dune]

well erm uh

[fleet zealot]

Entire dm and table laughing

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/nuh-uh-beocord-no-lol-gif-24435520

[fleet zealot]

At me otk’ing myself

[south grove]

how much damage taken?????

[acoustic dune]

ogryn

[obsidian prairie]

Did the door goon bite it or did they live

[fleet zealot]

They died

We won

[obsidian prairie]

awww

It would be the funniest shit if they lived

[fleet zealot]

Oh they lived the blast

[obsidian prairie]

Pair of smoking boots at the door and the guard is just there

[fleet zealot]

By some grace of the dark gods

They succeeded the reflex save

[obsidian prairie]

That is actually amazing

[fleet zealot]

It was everyone was laughing

The person who passed it died and the klutz who dropped it lived

[obsidian prairie]

When the guard drops the ball so hard they accidentally kill a major threat

[fleet zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/vegeta-majin-dragonball-gif-7829830

So me rn (buu lived this)

Otherwise i completely fucked over the cultist leader and his rot dryad by casting silence

That’s what you get for being on a hill when we had a barbarian and 2 fighters in our party

Silent film mugging

[obsidian prairie]

Oh all martials

I have endured too much all martials

[fleet zealot]

Party was cleric, me warlock, ranger, monk, 2 fighters and a barbarian

[obsidian prairie]

Oh damn

[fleet zealot]

Cultist leader got mugged

[obsidian prairie]

I assume smaller parties for people who play in person

[fleet zealot]

Did 0 damage, rot dryad crit our barb tho

[fleet zealot]

It was a big event

Corpo event so multiple stores running it with every group having their own scenarios/missions

There was another group that ran 4 clerics + others

[obsidian prairie]

Spirit guardians GO the party

Playing pokemon with dead people

[fleet zealot]

Basically, scenario 3 we were to attack the cultist leader camp, and all damage we did to cultist leader was dealt to the final boss

I think you might be able to learn about it

Bricks and minifigs dnd event

[obsidian prairie]

Was this franchise wide or local

[fleet zealot]

Franchise wide

[obsidian prairie]

Damn

[fleet zealot]

They are based in like utah

They have the record for most concurrent dnd players with 1,400 or something last year

This year was like 900

[vestal pine]

"kill cultists"

nice

[fleet zealot]

Lol we only killed 1 cultist that wasn’t the leader in the last scenario

I rolled a nat 20 to stealth in, dirty 20 to deceit 3 cultists to run towards the enemy coming from that direction (away from my team)

They might still be running

Other cultist i distracted while our monk snuck behind and knocked him out with a staff

[vestal pine]

sm2 modding and "ooh gameplay mods are cheats ban" people
granted its reasonable from where they come from but like ah yes sniper has a thunderhammer now my gameplay experience is ruined

[south grove]

bro's clothing is clipping

[vestal pine]

yeah he did that on the gloriana stuff too

was quire wierd

[frosty herald]

Bro think he batman

[nimble fiber]

nah bro is chill, smoked with him a couple times

[hexed igloo]

Smoking weed with a Jedi til I get scared

Call that blunt force trauma

[light badge]

nutty game

[south grove]

ughghghghghhhhh

fuck

[acoustic dune]

erm why didnt you mvp?

[south grove]

dsword zealot

[paper harness]

That’s a lot of damage taken

[hard nexus]

sry i wasnt there to carry you

[south grove]

yea it was

[hard nexus]

thats actually a reason as to why you should MVP

[south grove]

this includes damage while downed

decimator feels better on shovel ngl

[paper harness]

You put decimator on a ds

[hard nexus]

over skullcrusher?

[south grove]

I'm playing vet

[hard nexus]

oh wait

yeah

[south grove]

not on ds lol

[hard nexus]

i see now

[south grove]

I'm a vet

[paper harness]

L

Play a better class

[visual stream]

@south grove What are you playing

[south grove]

I burnt out on zealot a little bit

[hard nexus]

decimator is decent, just takes too long to build up imo

[south grove]

I'll be back soon on zealot

[south grove]

but decimator can work on non-chaff enemies

[paper harness]

I don’t think he can be buffed

[south grove]

maelstrom clandestium

vet

[south grove]

I'm improving I swear

[paper harness]

Why would you play that mael

[visual stream]

https://tenor.com/view/adhd-creature-autism-creature-yippee-yippee-creature-the-creature-gif-27552904

[south grove]

idk

I like A-I-II the best but whatever else works too

as long as it doesn't have pox gas in it

[paper harness]

Lights out fan

[visual stream]

We should get modifiers where it's double of the same event

[south grove]

I play better in the dark bc other players are impaired but I'm as shit as always

[visual stream]

https://tenor.com/view/ratcatcher2-ratcatcher-the-suicide-squad-the-suicide-gif-21002471

Double hound event

[south grove]

I'll kms

[acoustic dune]

when do we get a triple

nae

a quadro

[south grove]

nah man put pox gas, vent purge, sniper gauntlet, lights out all together

[paper harness]

Only way to top damage is to play lights out

That’s rough

[acoustic dune]

we need all in one modifier

its modifier on the new train map

[south grove]

I can still top damage without lights out it's just my shitty playstyle is covered up on lights out

[acoustic dune]

the buff you get 5 min more on the train

[south grove]

pox gas on train is aids

do not speak to me again

[paper harness]

So you can get shot and not laughed at

[south grove]

this is true

[untold lily]

Speaking of this

[fleet zealot]

fog gas lights out snipers dogs mutants monstrous specials no ammo mostly ranged enemies

[visual stream]

One time I loaded into a maelstrom and this was the first thing I saw

[acoustic dune]

i just notice

tintin is your character a red head german?

[acoustic dune]

liquid

[untold lily]

People never gave me a serious answer as to whether the flamer which the zealot has access to is actually worth fully upgrading

[paper harness]

Tintin is a ginger irl

[acoustic dune]

its not worth it

it make me explode

):

[untold lily]

So the flamethrower is trash?

[fleet zealot]

do you use chaxe/knife/flamer and don't mind pathing to throwing knives? yes it's a great but niche weapon. also only that matters is 80% ammo, burn radius and minimum 76% burn

[hexed igloo]

I don't understand the flamer

[acoustic dune]

whats to understand

hold rmb

flame on

will everything

https://tenor.com/view/its-shrimple-shrimp-funny-haha-meme-gif-9312733212572166512

[fleet zealot]

flamer is for infinite cleaving hordes of bulwarks, maulers, ragers and the entire horde

[untold lily]

The part where it’s damage is dogshit confuses me

[fleet zealot]

who said it's damage is dogshit

[acoustic dune]

what are you babbling about

[fleet zealot]

it's our theoretically best dps weapon

[south grove]

no

belgian

blonde

[fleet zealot]

since it has infinite cleave, it's only limited by it's range which is fairly good

[acoustic dune]

yeah sure ginger

[south grove]

I AM NOT A GINGER

I have black hair

[fleet zealot]

mfw you can one tank 33 crushers with flamers (no damage)

[untold lily]

Ah

[tacit crystal]

Just got a perfect roll Combat Axe and Thunder Hammer from the Armoury, everything's coming up Millhouse

[south grove]

why did you assume I was german lol

[fleet zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/dud-you-got-the-dud-samps-gif-26928243

[untold lily]

Jan van Speijk heeft niets verkeerd gedaan

[paper harness]

144 thousand damage in under 15 seconds

[acoustic dune]

you make it look stern

[paper harness]

totally shit guysd

lmao

[acoustic dune]

i never knew a non seriour german

there joke

is no laughing matter

[fleet zealot]

flamer scales with density and hordes aren't an issue, so lower difficulties or using it for just hordes is never going to feel good

[tacit crystal]

Don't joke about German humor, it's not laughing matter

[paper harness]

one mag

[fleet zealot]

it's for melting the dozen or 2 dozen ragers in the horde

[radiant token]

What part of “burn the heretic, kill the mutant, purge the unclean” don’t ya get! I enjoy it, it does more damage than you think.

[paper harness]

144k damage in one mag

teehee

[acoustic dune]

damn tintin left me

[visual stream]

It is too weak

Fatshark buff throwing knives please

[tacit crystal]

I use my flamer to light the horde, then dash in with my Eviscerator to carve up my roast mutie

[acoustic dune]

make the knife railguns

[untold lily]

Damn, so despite the shit damage, the fact that it cleaves through the whole horde still gives it the highest potential?

[pine glacier]

[paper harness]

it is not even shit damage

[fleet zealot]

yea, evi doesn't have the worst horde clear and using flamer just for hordes is a waste of ammo

[south grove]

I crashed

[untold lily]

25 seems very mid until you see a fully upgraded one in action

[fleet zealot]

who carea bout the impact damage

the burn is what matters

who has the burn graph

burn is a dot that applies fastest and most stacks at 76% burn

(15 stacks)

[plush estuary]

DOT weapon arent comparable to instant damage

[untold lily]

I didn’t know that the burn was that spicy

[radiant token]

The low number is deceiving.

[paper harness]

it is 15 stacks of burn applied to the enemy every 340 miliseconds

[pine glacier]

you're really having some hot takes

[tacit crystal]

I'm not here to optimize my damage output, I'm here to Burn The Heretics, Cleave Them From Nuts To Navel, and PRAISE THE GOD-EMPEROR!!!

[plush estuary]

simple as

[south grove]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1259750671461257287/1297357308598288446/attachment.gif

[paper harness]

shut it

[fleet zealot]

#zealot-class message what started it all

[untold lily]

Their rebuttal has left me scorched

[radiant token]

NOW WERE TALKING

[untold lily]

It’s okay he’s Belgian

[south grove]

I'm not belgian lol

[untold lily]

You are now

[pine glacier]

good belgian or bad belgian

[south grove]

neither

I have a tiny bit of belgian lineage but I don't even look european

[pine glacier]

but what if you were

[fleet zealot]

belgian waffle or belgian chocolate?

[tacit crystal]

Y'know, I used to think I wouldn't like Warhammer because I think the Space Marines look silly but the more Darktide I play and the more videos I watch, the more I want to scream Zealot quotes and blast the Doom soundtrack

[pine glacier]

why doom

we listen to hymns

[fleet zealot]

JESPER KYD

OUR HIGH PRIEST

[south grove]

time to take pain meds again

[tacit crystal]

I like heavy guitars more than organs, just a preference

[south grove]

https://open.spotify.com/album/3ESXW7vhhFzV8one29V2v2?si=bc83082281b4472b

[pine glacier]

so you prefer veteran to zealot

[untold lily]

Darktide still pales in comparison to Saltzpyre’s voice lines in Vermintide 2

[tacit crystal]

Nah

[pine glacier]

organ = hymns = zealot

simple as

[south grove]

@acoustic dune ping me when you're done

[acoustic dune]

k baby

[south grove]

https://tenor.com/view/swing-gif-18612030

[tacit crystal]

My Zealotry is beyond your understanding

[pine glacier]

so true

[tacit crystal]

I'm more of a "Blood for the Emperor, skulls for the golden throne" kind of Zealot

[untold lily]

Hold up what?

[fleet zealot]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tE3fL_vq04

yea what about malfunctioning machinery

huh

[paper harness]

requires rng

to one mag crushers

[fleet zealot]

requires subpar perks and a subpar blessing

or just,

swapping to an uncanny weapon

[tacit crystal]

This is acceptable

[fleet zealot]

rending flames+blaze away+ cara perk and elite perk

[untold lily]

My zealot also uses an eviscerator, but she got a bolter that came with a lifetime supply of white hair dye

[untold lily]

She is kinda pocket size ye

[tacit crystal]

A group of ferrets is in fact called a "Business"

[fleet zealot]

yes

i am very aware

https://tenor.com/view/ferrt-hacking-gif-18303105

[tacit crystal]

But did you know what a group of bunnies is called??

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/peach-and-goma-gif-16302490032000255283

@south grove

[south grove]

taking meds

[misty nova]

"You have no business being ferret-y"

[ebon urchin]

Anybody got a build that combines throwing knives, shroudfield, and lethal pursuit? I'm trying to do 3 penances at once.

[polar cipher]

is the boltgun good @plush estuary i think ive seen u use it before unless im tweaking

[fleet zealot]

https://youtube.com/shorts/hq6vyQ3CUCQ?si=BeKLqJqCux_SDl2r

[plush estuary]

https://tenor.com/view/rise-hand-rise-hand-rise-up-cat-me-too-gif-24649542

[polar cipher]

Is it good >.>

[plush estuary]

yes

it did get buffed as well recently

[polar cipher]

which mark is best when i get full mastery

[plush estuary]

only 1 mark

there is the gun and the pistol

seperate weapons

[polar cipher]

which one is better

[plush estuary]

they do different things

pistol comparable to the zarona revolver

the bolter clears armor

[polar cipher]

ok ok thank you

[ebon urchin]

Is invigorating revelation decent on shroudfield?

[acoustic dune]

@south grove last one n imma go sleepy sleep

(i will not kiss you gn)

[hearty nebula]

no /s

[plush estuary]

Malice moment

[hearty nebula]

yeah

but it does bout the same on damn

[polar cipher]

your gameplay makes me happy

circles

[hearty nebula]

not too big of a diff

[acoustic dune]

i love some shroudfield thunderhammer on the dhost

[misty nova]

Not really

[hearty nebula]

i'm using fotf

smh my head

[acoustic dune]

you know what i mean

sometime

[hearty nebula]

no

i dont

[acoustic dune]

a lad like to give a backshot

with a big

fuckoff

long

hammer

[hearty nebula]

backshots mentioned

[vague depot]

I never considered boltgun with thammer

[acoustic dune]

why not?

its right there

[vague depot]

Always took a flamer or something for horde clear

[hearty nebula]

boltgun = more damag

[vague depot]

What perks and blessings for infantry lasgun

[hearty nebula]

lasgun

banished to veteran chat /s

[south grove]

DA headhunter

or DA infernus

[vague depot]

Ew wtf is that ping sound

[visual stream]

Bolter much less good at horde clear than flamer but I love it for anti-armor with duellist and DoD

[hearty nebula]

oh yeah isnt the new ping sound really annoying or smth

like some metallic soundin ass twang

or whatever

[vague depot]

What about perks

[south grove]

https://tenor.com/view/uncanny-cat-security-camera-footage-gif-123804464413693909

[south grove]

I run flak unyielding

[tacit crystal]

I wish there was a way to use Cyberpunk controls, I keep trying to dodge using the crouch button but the layout that swaps that also puts gun bash/activate on the left bumper because now Right Stick is crouch

[vague depot]

Bet thanks

[misty nova]

Relatable
Sort of

[south grove]

you can remap it

and multibind helps too

it's a mod

[hushed knoll]

You lost The Game

[lean cairn]

wtf is that ui

[visual stream]

I lost the game

[south grove]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1290821541277208638/1296981193518092350/attachment.gif

[visual stream]

Also HI STAN

https://tenor.com/view/hiii-cat-wave-cat-wave-hi-gif-174708314057938083

[hushed knoll]

Cats can’t wear hats with spinning propellers or eat lollipops

[hushed knoll]

[visual stream]

Have you cooked anything lately

[south grove]

yes they can

[south grove]

C4

[acoustic dune]

ok to my slumber i go

[south grove]

slumber my ass

3k damage taken

you're dead

stay dead

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/waking-up-anger-the-undertaker-wwe-gif-15072678

[hearty nebula]

mine

[hearty nebula]

yeah

[median steeple]

big nose lmfao

[south grove]

https://tenor.com/view/big-shoe-lmfao-big-shoe-lmfao-gif-21655557

[vague depot]

Should I take brutal momentum on taxe or just stick with shred headtaker

[fleet zealot]

shred ht tbh

[vague depot]

I gotta change the ping

[fleet zealot]

taxe struggles to hit onetap bps and has bad angles

[fleet zealot]

based

[visual stream]

Limbsplitter

[vague depot]

Flak unyielding?

[visual stream]

You will hit so many breakpoints as long as you don't attack for three and a half seconds straight :^)

Very useful

[vague depot]

Hell no lmao

[fleet zealot]

limbshitter

[visual stream]

Wdym you wanna just attack multiple times in 3.5s instead of a single bigger but less DPS hit

[fleet zealot]

gambling this patch

[paper harness]

Plays darktide

Instant jump dog

Instant jump dog

Instant jump dog

[south grove]

this is obviously a bad guy backpack, why did they make them?

[paper harness]

Close darktide

[south grove]

errrrr

what the

[rugged sierra]

can anyone help me w just a flesh wound penance

[fleet zealot]

hmm i wonder why people are moving off twitter

🤔

[south grove]

ainz probs

hop into strike party 1

he'll sort you out

[hearty nebula]

twitter moment

[fleet zealot]

i wonder why all the official big company ads are gone and it's just random garbage, sometimes not even being sensical sentences

[hearty nebula]

i moved over to bluesky forever ago

it is quite enjoyable seeing the exoduses happening

[fleet zealot]

im lazy

[copper hawk]

On duh buz

Ignore my baggy ass ocp bottoms

Longest bus ride of my life

[visual stream]

Reader context was the one, singular good thing Elon did for Twitter and it worked against him, funnily enough

[south grove]

drum corp ass bus

I remember riding on these every competition

[paper harness]

The dude that posted this is a cuck irl

[hearty nebula]

i don't doubt it

[paper harness]

Not joking

[visual stream]

I used to be a tuba/sousaphone gamer

[copper hawk]

"The hellenist"

Bet he doesnt like greek

[south grove]

anyone who uses the most obv fake AI images probably is lol

[paper harness]

We have crossed paths a while ago

[hearty nebula]

a bus!!!!

[visual stream]

Lowkey miss performing

[copper hawk]

Omggg dorn dont throw stonez from u glass houze

[south grove]

you've interacted w/ the guy?

[copper hawk]

U like feet

[hearty nebula]

I'm genuinely sorry to hear that

[copper hawk]

U r probs a closeted sneako too,,

[paper harness]

Yeah

[hearty nebula]

the fuck is a sneako

[visual stream]

Don't worry about it

It's for the better

[south grove]

sneakers?

[paper harness]

Know his fiancée too

[hearty nebula]

i've been on the internet since i was very young i've heard worse probably

[paper harness]

[south grove]

no idea

[copper hawk]

Does dorn use his grubs 2 like

[visual stream]

Long story short he's a loser with tradcon views while simultaneously enjoying cuckoldery

[copper hawk]

Find all the drtails of his worst enemies

Or wut

[visual stream]

An unironic enjoyer of the Hotel Chair

[south grove]

https://tenor.com/view/swing-gif-18612030

[hearty nebula]

oh some twitch/youtuber douche

[copper hawk]

Some very.. Fundamentalist thinking from a "Hellenist"

[hearty nebula]

yeah i dont follow that drama

[copper hawk]

He must be a

A

GLORIOUS TURK !!! YA TURKIYE !!!!!

[south grove]

I can't bear the fact that this guy is within driving distance from me

[paper harness]

People reveal a lot about themselves, which leads to them being identified

[visual stream]

Close enough, welcome back Darcy

[copper hawk]

TÜRKIYE NUMBOR WUN !!! 🇹🇷 🇹🇷 🐺

[paper harness]

This is a treasonous statement

https://tenor.com/view/disappointed-cat-upset-annoyed-perturbed-gif-2678264647403754706

[copper hawk]

Posted from Berlin, Germany

I love the turkish guy w the big moustache on tiktok

[south grove]

https://tenor.com/view/dan-hentschel-fighting-demons-hold-still-gif-12403014594714383319

[paper harness]

Firing squad for the femboy

[south grove]

https://tenor.com/view/ltg-low-tier-god-lowtiergod-pizza-hut-your-mom-gif-13525585162005217098

[copper hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/turk-turkish-man-meme-turkey-turkey-gif-27676952

This dude

Anywho on tha the hellenist

[paper harness]

Norfolk is less of a shithole than LA

[copper hawk]

Guy he has to be trolling

[paper harness]

Nope

[copper hawk]

No way he's really like that

[paper harness]

[south grove]

norfolk ain't that bad

[copper hawk]

I think anyone w like greek or roman statues of their pfp regardless of who they are

[paper harness]

Norfolk VA

[copper hawk]

Are almost always like

[south grove]

ohhhh

[hearty nebula]

internet people are unfortunately, usually as stupid as they first appear

[copper hawk]

Nazis or like

[south grove]

american

[south grove]

yep

[hearty nebula]

also true

it's like they go hand in hand

[paper harness]

You can boil it down to this

[south grove]

he hates the people and the christan

[paper harness]

Nazbols

[copper hawk]

Idk

[paper harness]

Shitposters

[copper hawk]

What's a Nazbol?

[paper harness]

Or salesmen

[copper hawk]

[paper harness]

Nazi

[copper hawk]

Ohg

[south grove]

this guy

[copper hawk]

LMFAO

Man I love Twitter

HE HAS TO BE TROLLING !!!!!

[hearty nebula]

he's a graphic user interface?

[paper harness]

I also wouldn’t post that in here tbh

[hearty nebula]

same

but yeah holy shit

[south grove]

yea probably a bad idea

mb

[hearty nebula]

this is why i advocate for euthanasia

simply kill those who are stupid

[copper hawk]

Nop

[hearty nebula]

(or if you don't like them)

[copper hawk]

I love 2 laugh at them

Besides

What would I do w/o dorn

[visual stream]

Careful, last time I said something this real in here someone started advocating for pedophiles

[copper hawk]

Ooohohohoho

Nyaaahahahaha..

[hearty nebula]

it's ok you can laugh at them in their final moments as you watch the life drain from their eyes

[paper harness]

The next time that happens ping me

[hearty nebula]

just kill them

[copper hawk]

Ill do the thing that like Sicilian mobsters do to Dorn

[hearty nebula]

either that or ping me

i'll just post the goku image

[copper hawk]

Ill grab his head and give him a big ol smooch

[paper harness]

My grub mod will shoot them

[copper hawk]

Which means he's going to die

Or somethin idk

I always thought it was cool

[paper harness]

I’m wondering if I can go for a third ban this week

[hearty nebula]

[copper hawk]

Dorn hatez me

He is amassing my shitposts to finally get me banned,,

The grubless will always die 2 the grub,,

Like Cicero and Augustus,,, I'm gonna get proscribed,,

[paper harness]

You will yet live

[merry flume]

u always talk ab grubs but ur a worm

[south grove]

https://tenor.com/view/uncanny-cat-security-camera-footage-gif-123804464413693909

[copper hawk]

It do not matter anyways

[rocky nacelle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/506148741821104139/953097528776228894/l-sVjQ_Af70k3tUe.mp4?ex=6715a9be&is=6714583e&hm=4e32eba107ca91ddcbf97f8b01081674d4388d25067fcd6f91950080d835b6f8&

[copper hawk]

Maybe it will do me some good

I already know this bait and switch

Erm u cant post dat,,

[paper harness]

I will use this immediately

[south grove]

why is there a gap in the chains

ughhhghghghgh

[visual stream]

The grub consumes

[merry flume]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046913589614747719/1295560315974451230/1283790438544834630.gif

[hearty nebula]

[delicate shadow]

https://tenor.com/view/turkey-turkiye-kartopu-kediler-100yil-gif-9621357169450001212

[copper hawk]

Oh my god is that a bunch of super glue

That's gotta fucking hurt

[copper hawk]

Dorn this kinda

Kinda chudcore lil blud

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/yeah-that-fits-yeah-that-fits-gif-22103625

[copper hawk]

Do not pass go do not collect 250

[rocky nacelle]

*orn would have something like this

[south grove]

https://tenor.com/view/kawaii-kanye-west-gif-22279829

[copper hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/venti-gif-21911461

[south grove]

chinese psyop detected 打倒美帝

[copper hawk]

That's me actuallt

[finite grotto]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1268108652917555231/1269855051963301939/caption.gif

[copper hawk]

Actually

[finite grotto]

braced autogun

I actually ran braced autogun zealot (its fun)

[south grove]

WE'RE FUCKING BACK

[south grove]

yea it's good

wdym

[paper harness]

Red Bull is so jover

[finite grotto]

it is

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/508035570451349507/1292210022981435495/image.png?ex=67155cdd&is=67140b5d&hm=95e27a87998b6fff06c830df1c9767209c0a9845dc7c98f01f614b3f1723d846&

[south grove]

alonso next year

we up

3rd WDC

kick lance out too

[visual stream]

Hi qool guy

[visual stream]

Borderlands ass weapon

[finite grotto]

scunners

[south grove]

what's a scunner

[delicate shadow]

g'day

[south grove]

https://tenor.com/view/karameru-demon-core-running-run-away-running-away-gif-25726914

[fleet zealot]

SCUNNERS

psykers before they explode

[fleet zealot]

YOU WILL HAVE TANKS, YOU WILL HAVE HEALERS, YOU WILL HAVE ROLE QUE, YOU WILL HAVE AUTOFILL

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/1984-talking-fast-mind-control-rapping-gif-20141835

[fleet zealot]

reminds me about the gamer bath salts

[paper harness]

@rocky nacelle

[south grove]

https://tenor.com/view/grandpa-galaxy-gas-whippet-drugs-meme-gif-17209813722644813362

[visual stream]

Don't forget the whiteboard markers

[visual stream]

I think you mean the gamer girl bath water from Belle Delphine

Unless you actually mean bath salts

I remember seeing headlines about people getting naked and mauling other people after smoking that

[fleet zealot]

I mean gamer smelling salts

[visual stream]

Fun times

[fleet zealot]

You can go buy performance gaming smelling salts

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/gorilla-fainting-gif-24678438

[visual stream]

Never heard of that, how silly

[paper harness]

I have some really strong ones

Used to wake my ass up fully when my pager goes off

[scenic chasm]

the bolter:
its big, its heavy, its unweildy, it takes ages to reload

but its also a MF bolter

[fleet zealot]

Why doesn’t that surprise me

That dorn hits salts

Instead of just

An espresso shot idk

A splash of cold water to the face

[visual stream]

https://tenor.com/view/ren-ren-hoek-ren-höek-ren-and-stimpy-stimpy-gif-5701368810897149359

Average Dorn morning

[paper harness]

Coffee isn’t enough anymore

[fleet zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/kinion-tel-og-screams-gif-13229276007149971256

[fleet zealot]

You gotta tame your tolerance

Not go sniffing

[ornate bone]

zombie-ass awakening

[visual stream]

Thought that too

Black Ops zombie ass walking animation

[plush estuary]

@median ridge Do you still need hard mode twins

[median steeple]

Smelling saults hilarity never goes away

[light badge]

is this build based?

[paper harness]

It’s really effective

[paper harness]

Deimos

Not ds4

Is based

[light badge]

is deimos unbased or something

oh

cool

[paper harness]

I should eat something but I’m too tired to move

[median steeple]

Bro is running on fumes

[rocky nacelle]

running on salts*

[south grove]

2mad death

[paper harness]

Bed too comfy

[fleet zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/ferret-sad-crying-wipes-tears-wiping-tears-gif-24991919

[tacit crystal]

Solution: always chug some water before laying down to force yourself out of bed in 7-9 business hours

[south grove]

I sleep on my chair bc then I'll wake up on time

fuck this guy

he's slandering my childhood

[rocky nacelle]

anime essay tubers arent people

dw

https://tenor.com/view/tekken3-tekken-tekken-cutscene-tekken-cope-cope-gif-23885311

[south grove]

it's not even an anime essay tuber

[ornate bone]

holy shit the darktide psyker threw james from silent hill 2 from the heliocolopter

[south grove]

it's that one really chud looking sword guy on youtube

he probably doesn't know about the show at all

just did it for the "woke ruined my gooner shit" content

[rocky nacelle]

wouldnt know I guess im subscribed to good channels

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1164976879330152500/1286249851331412008/Patchouli_smoking.gif?ex=6714c605&is=67137485&hm=fe49aede0d783a8579d999d8e7e36846d7418d3df69d9fc9f6f3b1ac0a674625&

[south grove]

I only watch f1 on youtube

[rocky nacelle]

make your recs better

[south grove]

and a bit of 40k at times

my rec is a mess bc it starts flooding my reccomended with 1 video out of my normal topics

like I watched tanner's "addressing the darktide community" video like once and now this shit pops up

I might delete my current account and restart

[ornate bone]

I watched one video on "GAMES GO WOKE????????????" and YT kept recommending me the same garbage

[obsidian prairie]

I know you can ask them to not recommend this kind of thing with the small 3 dots option on the videos

[obsidian prairie]

Why so queerious

I'm the woker baby!

I need to find the full image

[south grove]

the chuckler

[paper harness]

If they aren’t people

[obsidian prairie]

I have it

[paper harness]

[wild isle]

real

[south grove]

dan might be od'ing

[obsidian prairie]

Who is this guy

[candid shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/spy-tf2-spy-x-family-spy-bruh-bruh-moment-gif-25527210

[obsidian prairie]

I see him everywhere

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/joker-society-sigma-sigma-male-the-joker-gif-24406292

[rocky nacelle]

SH4

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/silent-hill-4-silent-hill-walter-sullivan-mikumikudance-kawaii-gif-281677598085078490

[paper harness]

https://youtu.be/9yaGsbTsdwQ?si=RUjjpjQ-QP_xlsho

@pale spindle

[obsidian prairie]

How bad is this

[paper harness]

This might be good

[obsidian prairie]

I feel like its going to be bad

[paper harness]

It’s shit talking engee

So

[obsidian prairie]

I have no idea who that is

[south grove]

is dumping cleave damage good?

[ornate bone]

The DS2 has always been goateded

[paper harness]

Optimal

On the ds

[south grove]

guhhh

time to make a new one

[grizzled aspen]

I've played so much Hades that my thumb hurts.

[ornate bone]

Isn't Jsat that guy who took a fat Reddit L from forgetting to go into an alt account before replying to someone in his own defense?

[obsidian prairie]

How the fuck is tanner a b

[pale spindle]

I don't get it either 😔

[grizzled aspen]

I'm calling integer overflow, he's so bad it's entertaining.

[pale spindle]

Half of his videos arnt even Darktide

[paper harness]

Tanner’s basics are very good content

[paper harness]

Both jsat and jtc did the same thing

[lean cairn]

i keep arguing with engee in his comments

[paper harness]

At least jsat is good at the game

[paper harness]

He deleted my comment so sad

Told him I’d double his damage in a duo and would pay him a 100 bucks if I didn’t

[ornate bone]

And so you went and did exactly that?

[paper harness]

He deleted the comment

I doubled against ryker, who doubled engee

[paper harness]

So

Probably

[paper harness]

Never mind flay him alive

[pale spindle]

😔

[paper harness]

I saw soc

[paper harness]

https://tenor.com/view/disappointed-cat-upset-annoyed-perturbed-gif-2678264647403754706

[pale spindle]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[paper harness]

This is just rage bait to make me finish the guide faster

https://tenor.com/view/disappointed-cat-upset-annoyed-perturbed-gif-2678264647403754706

[hollow lintel]

JTC below tanner and unc,,, hot the fallen have mighty

[paper harness]

Mechanically skilled players when they can’t read

JTC is good at vt and terrible at dt

And hates it

[hollow lintel]

true that

[paper harness]

At least sequenss hates dt and is good at it

[hollow lintel]

learned how to vt2 with him, made me very sad seeing his dt videos

just odd to me how the skill somehow didn't translate for him

basically the same game

[obsidian prairie]

I don't think I could go back to VT2 unless it was to play with someone else

[grizzled aspen]

queue auric mael I-II
teammates all die literally 1 minute in

[paper harness]

Peak

[grizzled aspen]

I don't understand man.

There was like, a bulwark and a shotgunner.

The rest were chaff.

I got munched to death by 2 cspawns.

[paper harness]

I had a psword vet die to a single bulwark earlier

[paper harness]

I put unyielding on all my melees

Objectively incorrect to do so

[grizzled aspen]

The true bulwark racist.

[paper harness]

Bolter

[lean cairn]

what on earth

[paper harness]

If I can’t 2 second kill a bulwark with a melee I put a bolter on the build

[pale spindle]

@paper harness listen do the horse's mouth: https://youtu.be/9yaGsbTsdwQ?si=8xCLhn4MoibHQB8K&t=1118

[obsidian prairie]

I need a zealot bolter

[paper harness]

I might explode irl

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046913589614747719/1284620687012659200/4x-2.gif

The rage is consuming me

[pale spindle]

"uncanny is not very good on DS"

[hollow lintel]

calm down kitten,,

[pale spindle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=db6QIx11vMA

[ornate bone]

The horse is the white of the eyes ☝️

[pale spindle]

at least he actually put riposte precog on the DS tho

[hollow lintel]

zealot chat is a lot better than psyker chat holy fuck

[paper harness]

I pick until death because even when you play perfectly the game exists in the state that it is in

[obsidian prairie]

paying 2 points to be effectively indestructible

Like

[paper harness]

I learned that the hard way

End of sycorax

True solo hitless

[obsidian prairie]

People who argue against it because "you aren't supposed to being going down anyway" are some kind of delusional

[paper harness]

Burster through the door

[obsidian prairie]

It lets you die every 2 minutes

[paper harness]

Toughness broken, died to a rager

[hollow lintel]

you wouldn't have died if you were a real karker...

[paper harness]

I know one player mechanically skilled enough to not go down

One

He also cannot clutch consistently without knife and stealth

[obsidian prairie]

That kind of player

Remove their knife privileges

Sounds funny

[plush estuary]

he got banished to Cali

[grizzled aspen]

Why are people always so terrible when I queue for auric maels?

Like this guy is running a chainsword and swinging at air.

Not even mk13 lightspam zealout.

Just a vet swinging at air.

I'm so confused...

[paper harness]

Indeed

[south grove]

q w/ me?

pretty please?

[vernal terrace]

i started asking the people here most of my questions about the game cause i just find them alot more helpful than vet chat lol

[paper harness]

Tin needs a carry

[obsidian prairie]

Fate worse than death

[grizzled aspen]

The only one on my friends list that is online is Gale.

Ope nvm you popped up literally just now.

[tacit crystal]

I feel like the specification of "Assault Chainsword" and "Heavy Eviscerator" imply the existence of a Light Eviscerator and a Tactical Chainsword and that we're missing out

[south grove]

no carries I swear

[hollow lintel]

fair tbh

[south grove]

just wanna play for fun

[queen ferry]

What crusher blessings do people go for?

[south grove]

I LOVE FAR HARBOUR

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[vernal terrace]

the pitt being on there is a bit of a reach

[grizzled aspen]

Far harbor is great until you remember the fucking DIMA puzzles.

[south grove]

the pitt is solid

my favourite has got to be sierra madre tho

[vernal terrace]

same

[rocky nacelle]

liar, its cause cole lives in this chat

[grizzled aspen]

DEAD MONEY FUCKING SUCKS RAAAAAAA

[south grove]

dead money is the best DLC ever

[paper harness]

REAL

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/blackbeard-luffy-fight-argument-taste-gif-20986130

[vernal terrace]

nuh uh

[ornate bone]

Turbine games be like

[vernal terrace]

dont know if its changed but vet chat used to just be filled with doomers

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/nuh-uh-cat-ghoul-gif-15685393113271845735

[south grove]

I removed it from my memory

[paper harness]

Bufftintin

[vernal terrace]

who talked about the class being dead at any little nerf

[south grove]

I do not need to remember the puzzle

[paper harness]

Lacerate knife be like

[hollow lintel]

MANY such chases

[paper harness]

[south grove]

dude

[hollow lintel]

i'm part of dead money fucking sucks

[paper harness]

Dead money sucks

[south grove]

pox gas the DLC

[grizzled aspen]

Dead money would be great if the skill checks were way lower.

[hollow lintel]

ily dorn

[grizzled aspen]

But having a 90 speech check to make Dog not fucking murder you is ass.

[tacit crystal]

Dead Money is OKAY good atmosphere, decent gear, good dialogue

[hollow lintel]

i mean i like the theming of it and i was terrified playing it the 1st time

[paper harness]

I was rich before starting it

[grizzled aspen]

Because I don't want to kill Dog.

[hollow lintel]

but i'd rather never ever playing it again

[vernal terrace]

dead moneys story, premise and vibes are all solid

[paper harness]

9 lucky

[vernal terrace]

but fuck radios

[paper harness]

I need it

[hollow lintel]

hey ain't nothing wrong with loving another man platonically

[tacit crystal]

I wish the Police Pistol were in more games, only having a big heavy revolver in 4 was a huge miss

[paper harness]

The stamped 1911

[hollow lintel]

i gotta play fnv goty

started playing fnv on the 360 but in SA we only had access to dead money and honest hearts

which were in spanish (i don't speak spanish)

[tacit crystal]

@paper harness wanna see the gun I'm going to be getting?

[hollow lintel]

heart big mt dlc and uhhh ulysses were absolutely goated

[paper harness]

Sure

[tacit crystal]

Beretta clone in .380

[paper harness]

I want to put you into a VLS tube and fire you at launching depth

[obsidian prairie]

I managed to parse this

Proud of myself

[hollow lintel]

so jealous of americans rn

[obsidian prairie]

And disappointed

[obsidian prairie]

Don't be

Or actually

Why?

Now i'm curious

[paper harness]

Because the only manufacturer near him is Taurus

[hollow lintel]

you didn't have to tell him that

[tacit crystal]

I just moved from California to Oregon, so we went from waiting 2 -3 months for a pair of hunting rifles to my mom and her boyfriend buying two handguns yesterday

[hollow lintel]

and yeah guns in here in general are super expensive

not sure IMBEL makes any civilian weapons, i'd have to check

[ornate bone]

IMBEL, more like I'MBASED

I'll never forgive them for replacing those half-century-old FALs with new weapons

[sick solstice]

At least y'all can have guns

A buddy of mine got arrested for a toy gun

[hollow lintel]

i haven't served so no idea how the FALs felt like

even though i hear good things about the IA2, people do miss the FAL

[paper harness]

I have a sot 2 and 3 due to my field of employment

I love paperwork!!!

[high blade]

ok im 3 missions and 15 one shot charge mutant kills deep, how the hell do you do abhor the mutant

[paper harness]

Tried evis?

[obsidian prairie]

You need to be actively charging to get it

I would suggest a flyby with a heavy sword 7

[sick solstice]

I hear u need to do the kill mid charge

If the kill comes when u stop it didnt count

[high blade]

you stop charging when you swing

Im using a heavy eviscerator heavy attack, I swing before bumping into the bastard and he dies in that one hit

[north sedge]

no you stop charging when you collide with your body

the melee does not stop you

[obsidian prairie]

This is just false

Get a weapon that doesn't stick

Heavy sword 7 oneshots easily and its heavy 1 has a nice swing for a flyby

Its also just a fun sword

[high blade]

what about the thunderhammer? I dont have heavy sword 7 rn and Id rather not grind for another penance

[north sedge]

hammer works well

just have to release the swing before you collide

[high blade]

I think I'm also just undershooting it, as in my charge just runs out and thats what I thought was me stopping

[obsidian prairie]

I think you can also start the charge before the swing connects

Like, release M1 and then press F

[high blade]

holy shit now there's an idea! (i'm in the meat grinder and yeah damn)

[south grove]

this is driving me insane

I can't fucking fire my gun

I swap over, LMB, nothing comes out

click 2-3 times to get an actual shot

[grizzled aspen]

I also believe our psyker at the start was doing a quell cancel macro.

And he died.

Fuckin hilarious.

[high blade]

I think I only died accidentally to the head explosion once, since I hit 100% while charging a staff then set it off a split second after

like it gives you a warning and physically stops you

[hollow lintel]

i've blown myself up several times

esp sincei downloaded the no fx mod early cause that shit loud

once after patch 7 bc i was using the reload speed perk on psyker

[south grove]

@grizzled aspen

[grizzled aspen]

On which one?

[south grove]

900 vet

I mean he's playing good

his two other curios

[brisk island]

I just moved from difficulty level 4 to 5 and I am noticing a lot more mission f ails

before from 4 and below I almost never had a mission fail, maybe one like every 15 missions

Is that normal?

[plush estuary]

Yes

Look within

what causes wipes

[south folio]

non-obvious stuff scales with difficulty so there's that

[brisk island]

My last wipe we got ambushed by a boss + triggered DH, our squad got seperated, and we got wiped

[plush estuary]

leave her to eep then

dh just wants hugs

[brisk island]

Is it possible for it to spawn in a way where it cannot be avoided? It spawned in an area with a narrow door and we tried to hug the left side

[obsidian prairie]

I like abusing daemonhosts if I bring a dclaw

[brisk island]

but it triggered

[obsidian prairie]

It’s so funny

[brisk island]

but maybe there was an alternative path I didnt see

[sick solstice]

if it's a pub match it its usually bleh too

[plush estuary]

There is always a way around a dh

it might not always be obvious without a lot of map knowledge

[brisk island]

Yeah ig

[obsidian prairie]

What map was it

[brisk island]

One thing I realized is that I do not know how to deal with large mixed hordes

I dont remember

[obsidian prairie]

And what part of said map

[plush estuary]

Thats good

you realized what you dont have, improve from wipes

[brisk island]

I don't know how to deal with large masses of ragers + trash

I usually play with ironhelm + sniper revolver

and I have gotten better at bonking but still

[obsidian prairie]

Ironhelm has a rough time with mixed horde

No easy way to pick important stuff o it besides charging

[brisk island]

its okay, I just realized I canrt play like

carelessly

but it feels so good in hordes

so nice

yeah but when like there is a mass of like 5 crushers

[sick solstice]

At that point, rely on your teammates and keep close

Focus on priority targets and leave hordes for em methinks

[brisk island]

yeah I realized for things like that its better to let the ogryn do their duty 🫡

[obsidian prairie]

If you want Ironhelm cleave and a better time with mixed try a heavy sword

[brisk island]

yeah I have been considering switching to maybe that or the heavy evis

[obsidian prairie]

It’s only issue is zero Cara damage

[brisk island]

but I love the hammer so much 😢

[obsidian prairie]

If you want to try it I would recommend the mk7 but most people use the mk9

[brisk island]

okay Ill give it a whirl

[obsidian prairie]

Deathblow + headtaker

And good old flakiac

And cool important secret

Light attacks on the HS are meaningless

The only use they find is chaining into heavies on the mk9 or being part of the horde chain on the mk7

[ornate bone]

what makes for a good zealot build?

specifically knife zealot

[plush estuary]

speed

[obsidian prairie]

Knife is a high finesse weapon that loves crits

Stuff like Scourge, duelist (which is good always), second wind (which is good always) and either left or right keystones work very well

[ornate bone]

what are keystones?

im very new to actually making my own builds

[obsidian prairie]

Purple stuff at the bottom

[ornate bone]

im a lazy ass who searched up stuff on youtube and that one website

good to know thank you

[obsidian prairie]

Use gameslatern to make the build you think is good and i/we can tweak it

[ornate bone]

what is until death?

[obsidian prairie]

When you drop to 0 hp you go back to 1 and are invincible for 5 seconds

2 minute cooldown

[ornate bone]

oh cool

[obsidian prairie]

It’s upgrade node lets you heal back to 25% by dealing damage

[tepid cliff]

anybody have any tips for what might be the best full-auto gun for zealot?

[obsidian prairie]

Depends on what you want it for

Because bolter and brauto are both full auto but completely different

[tepid cliff]

wait which one did u say ainz?

[plush estuary]

Vraks 5

[tepid cliff]

the braced auto right?

[tepid cliff]

just for fun ig lol machine guns go brrr im building for melee so secondary is just for fun

[obsidian prairie]

Probably a braced auto if you want the belted MG feel

[hollow lintel]

braced are super fun to keep shooting

[tepid cliff]

how do i tell if it has cleave ainz?

[hollow lintel]

if it hits enemies behind it

mk1 agripiina IAG

[plush estuary]

agrippina

[hollow lintel]

words are hard

[tepid cliff]

yeah i think i found it its under the infantry auto tho

whats the best blessing for that?

the agripina

[hollow lintel]

for the agrippina i like the +power on kill one

i think it's dumdum?

and sustained fire, although deathspitter also works wonderfully

[tepid cliff]

gotcha

[obsidian prairie]

Sustained fire sucks

[south grove]

I really got carried

[plush estuary]

telling them in vc

[south grove]

dorn was right

[plush estuary]

dont worrk

[south grove]

I need to take pain meds again

ugghghghghghh

[tepid cliff]

the agripina mark I or mark VIII?

[obsidian prairie]

It also isn’t on brauto

[south grove]

1

[tepid cliff]

braced is mk VIII, infantry is I

[grizzled aspen]

He was playing like shit lmao.

[south grove]

better than me

that's for sure

[grizzled aspen]

There was no reason for us to be fighting two bosses at the start with him at the beginning.