zealot-class

[south grove]

the mael is gone

[rotund shoal]

mmt

imma mmt it

[paper harness]

how long did you run 9 stam for again

[south grove]

gonna have to wait a bit for the mmt refresh

[south grove]

I'm sorry man

:(

[rotund shoal]

you mean on maelstroom?

aight i can wait a sec ill fix up a drink

[paper harness]

wait you are in england?

[south grove]

I mean the queue won't be private

[south grove]

for a while yea

[rotund shoal]

u can private queue

i was wrong

[south grove]

never changed it back

[paper harness]

imagine being in nottingham lmao

[south grove]

sucked there

[ornate bone]

BRI'ISH

🐴

Innit bruv

[paper harness]

I wouldn’t know

[ornate bone]

Propa minging shite, yeah

[paper harness]

https://tenor.com/view/patriot-the-british-general-laughing-gif-22441941

[shy river]

https://youtu.be/jS94-_zy3Dg?si=Z7HP97k0EiIYOHy5

[visual stream]

First thing I thought of too

[sterile basalt]

Unless u really enjoy only having ur gunner & flamer 1 taps active after melee kills, I wouldn’t go that route

[paper harness]

I would also react like this if I lived there

[visual stream]

For all of the millenia he was alive, the emperor did not have children once (I think)

Big E homosexual confirmed?

[paper harness]

Big E genshin fan

[opaque island]

f in chat for big E

[ornate bone]

The E in Emperor stands for evading biological imperatives

[dark spire]

Genshin, ZZZ and Wuthering Waves or whatever it's called.

[ornate bone]

If he was alive in the 2020s he'd have known the wise words of Shinzo Abe

"Havu sekuso"

[paper harness]

[ornate bone]

Why is it called emperor of MANkind, is the emperor secretly mysoginistic

I forgot how to spell it

no u got it right

I barely use such a complex word

I was just testing your knowledge

You have passed

[hexed igloo]

Why use many word when few word do trick

[ornate bone]

Why word when hit

[dark spire]

#ogryn-class

[hexed igloo]

Why not rock when rock

[south grove]

any tips on dealing with flamer hordes?

[paper harness]

Shoot them

[south grove]

the new tank explosions almost always stuns me

[grizzled aspen]

*Shoot them in the face.

[south grove]

and usually I'm not the one who shoots their tanks

[rancid wasp]

Is 25% flak damage even required on thunder hammer?

[rotund shoal]

i wrote in strike team but dont be in enclosed spaces once you see such a big horde come in with specials

[north sedge]

just makes clearing hordes a little easier, hardly required though, hammer is pretty flexible on perks

[paper harness]

Don’t be closer

[rotund shoal]

not much you can do if youre boxed in

better to pull back to a more open area

[south grove]

okayyyy

ty

[hexed igloo]

I usually just run in swinging tbh

[visual stream]

Which hammer?

On either it's not required but certainly helps

[rancid wasp]

Horde clearing isn't really an issue. I am experimenting with carapace + unyielding and I think flak is kinda not needed. I am not sure. So that's why I am asking

Crucis

[visual stream]

Yeah unyielding or flak is second slot depending on what you want from it

Carapace is requirement in my opinion

[rancid wasp]

I was running carapace + flak

[north sedge]

i like cara as well

[visual stream]

Hit those bigger boss bonks if that's what you please 💪

[paper harness]

Carapace manaic

[rancid wasp]

But I am genuinely leaning more towards carapace + unyielding

[visual stream]

I feel like thammer users would be a fool not to use carapace perk after the recent buff

[sterile basalt]

Based

[visual stream]

One of the weapons' biggest drawbacks pre-buff was how poorly it handled crushers

[north sedge]

obviously +stam +infested

[sterile basalt]

Maniac is nice for those Dreg rager and mutant SP light one taps

[north sedge]

mutant light is easily achievable without maniac

[visual stream]

Ever since groaners got that movement speed buff I've been running groaner damage

They're too scary

[sterile basalt]

Needs martyr or big blessing stack
I just don’t play martyr

[north sedge]

just buffs up should do it as long as you head

[rancid wasp]

I am a martyr enjoyer with full wounds 🥲

[paper harness]

I refuse to play Martydom

[sterile basalt]

But I also don’t play thrust on hammer

I play headtaker + slaughterer

[visual stream]

Same

IJ so fucking yummy

[inner cargo]

In case you need to delete bosses

[pure ginkgo]

best dump stat on knife?

[inner cargo]

Mobility

[north sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/pikachu-surprise-shock-shocked-what-gif-183527077784725044

[rancid wasp]

Mobility

[sterile basalt]

Trust

[pure ginkgo]

alright ty

[paper harness]

It already does enough damage without thrust

Just kill more

[north sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/freaking-out-concerned-confused-crazy-look-itysl-gif-17618875465987313259

[sterile basalt]

Tbh
I’ve not had issues with boss dps

[rancid wasp]

Thrust is so good though.

[plush estuary]

@blissful tendon sorry about not doing much this game

[paper harness]

Thrust users on karsolas

[inner cargo]

I WANT TO KILL A DAEMONHOST WITH 3 HITS ONLY

[sterile basalt]

It needs to be like
Nurgle blessed plague ogryn
For me to even consider taking smth just for boss dps

[inner cargo]

🔥

[plush estuary]

This is so funny watching this ogryn

[visual stream]

Speaking of karsolas

[copper hawk]

Grubs

Grubs everywhere

[visual stream]

Saw a karsolas ogryn boybossing tf out of a mission I was in last night

[copper hawk]

..,

[paper harness]

Pls do not put thrust on it

[inner cargo]

Poor ogryns got bad melees

Poor slabs

[copper hawk]

Boybossing

[visual stream]

He ran ahead and died by himself a couple of times but did really good

[copper hawk]

Kars is ,, not bad ,,

Am i missin somethin ,,

[paper harness]

Omg it is sgt soft hands and feet

[copper hawk]

Am i cwazy ,,

[inner cargo]

Gatekeep Gaslight Boyboss

[copper hawk]

Maaaaaaan i should kill u

[rancid wasp]

So carapace + flak or carapace + unyielding?

[sterile basalt]

It’s just good, what can I say

[copper hawk]

Unyielding flak

[inner cargo]

Crucis or IH?

[copper hawk]

Crucis

[visual stream]

Whatever your heart desires

[sterile basalt]

I think crucis better

[rancid wasp]

So assination bosses are flak though

[copper hawk]

Hey dorn u wanna gag at my new fav build

I made it just 2 irritate u

[visual stream]

Both are good perks for hammar

[paper harness]

Crucis hits back shots on horde clear

[copper hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/boysmell-felix-argyle-gif-26829323

[paper harness]

Oddly enough

[inner cargo]

Ayo

[rancid wasp]

Crucis always

[opaque island]

this is good right?

[copper hawk]

Hits.. back shot.. on horde clear

[paper harness]

Yes

IJ

[copper hawk]

Erm ?

Breakpoint ??

Was that a Freudian slip lmfao ??

[paper harness]

It’s cleaving and hitting the back of the enemies

20% cdr

[sterile basalt]

I’m still baffled by the fact that
Crucis L3 (horizontal sweep) is its highest non-power-up damage move

[ornate bone]

https://tenor.com/view/tabby-reborn-cute-sad-cat-gif-25909742

[copper hawk]

Oooh

[paper harness]

That’s not even the worst thing I have said in the past 10 mins

[copper hawk]

Is this 1 of ur new grub inductes

Inductees*

Grub Cadet

[paper harness]

No

[copper hawk]

https://darktide.gameslantern.com/builds/9d422661-125b-4083-9509-4f8394bb140d/pub-carrier

New fav build

[paper harness]

Huh

Better than that build the Minecraft pfp dude posted

[copper hawk]

A minecraft pfp dude posted ??

I wanna see that build

[sterile basalt]

Who

[paper harness]

https://darktide.gameslantern.com/builds/9d42a423-26a4-48a6-af69-146091ad0ec0/skilled-swordsman

[copper hawk]

Right side piety

[paper harness]

Guys you just have to name your gameplay pro on YouTube

[ornate bone]

why are the curios all the same

[copper hawk]

No second wind

[opaque island]

hit me with yalls most unique build

[copper hawk]

Hp curios

Worthless

[paper harness]

One sec

[copper hawk]

The one i just posted

[paper harness]

Never play this

[copper hawk]

https://darktide.gameslantern.com/builds/9d422661-125b-4083-9509-4f8394bb140d/pub-carrier

[north sedge]

nothing will ever match the guy who got mad and made a solo video to spite the haters like a month later

after having his knife lightly criticized

[polar cipher]

a lot

[ornate bone]

no hes so right rinda so bad tho

[copper hawk]

https://darktide.gameslantern.com/builds/9d3c3196-e387-4052-94a1-3360595a1901/up-to-no-good
https://darktide.gameslantern.com/builds/9d34db3c-4ba5-4ce4-9df1-956e154251eb/thing-that-works-for-some-gloopin-reason

[opaque island]

Is that signalis girl

[sly pebble]

do you ever get duelling swords in the regular shop or at melk's?

[inner cargo]

Aw

[paper harness]

This works almost exclusively on local host

Because any ping issue = dead instantly

[sterile basalt]

This is so cursed

[paper harness]

Yeah

[opaque island]

Why is any ping issue instant death? This seems pretty solid

[paper harness]

He asked for unique

[opaque island]

I don't see the cursed

[paper harness]

Absolutely no survivability

All dps

[opaque island]

who needs survivability, just dont get hit :^)

[paper harness]

I have to be ultra locked in to play it

[opaque island]

going for the scenic route through the tree i see

[paper harness]

And can’t do it on anything higher than 60 ping

[inner cargo]

Me like brauto and hsword 9

[paper harness]

No no guys taking the regain 25% of hp damage taken is good and therefore the curios are good

I put pro in the title of my YouTube gameplay

[opaque island]

looking at your teamates weapons will tell you alot of how much you're gonna have to carry

[inner cargo]

Then you get outdamaged by the guy with grey vraks 5

[viral hare]

https://darktide.gameslantern.com/builds/9d436422-cbb8-4430-830b-60e3ba897768/rat-covered-in-olive-oil

[sterile basalt]

I dodge if I see EK scrier’s gaze psyker

[copper hawk]

Lmfao

All chastise

So boring

[paper harness]

Macro users

[copper hawk]

Let me get u a REAL unique pub carry build

[paper harness]

I have a ds4 Marty build that one shots pogryns

I just don’t like marty

[rocky nacelle]

😴

[sterile basalt]

Nah it doesn’t even need macro, they could hold down m1 with full auto mod the entire game and casually top or 2nd highest damage it’s just so boring

[paper harness]

Go fish react your boyfriend para

[sterile basalt]

Genuinely the most cringe playstyle in the game rn

[blissful tendon]

did that ogryn dodge a single mutie

the entire game

[plush estuary]

no

no dodging

spam pinging

bot movement

[inner cargo]

EK?

[plush estuary]

no nades

[blissful tendon]

shield brain behavior

[plush estuary]

IT WAS SO FUNNY

I was just watching

behind him

[paper harness]

There’s a question I pose to people when they post builds like this

[rocky nacelle]

which one

[sterile basalt]

Electro kinetic staff (aka surge staff)

[sly pebble]

got a perfect mobility dump duelling sword, but it's only 320 power level, don't know if i should pump that.. i might miss mobility?

[paper harness]

Post duo or solo

[inner cargo]

I use surge only to RMB spam

[rotund shoal]

always empower

[inner cargo]

Lmb is cringe

[paper harness]

I ask it because if they are mechanically skilled enough to do that then they usually aren’t worth arguing with because I’m not spending time talking to a wall

[copper hawk]

Fun non chastise build, carries, tons of sustain, auric hishock and most importantly @hard nexus approved..

[paper harness]

[viral hare]

the difference in mobility is realllllly minimal from 60-80 on ds4

[copper hawk]

Run w the mg13 chord w shred and wratg

Wrath

Flakiac

[sterile basalt]

EK m1 psyker is peak cringe

[copper hawk]

Bolt pistol

[plush estuary]

ggs, tree part was rough, cause I didnt do OBJ

[copper hawk]

Fun af build to drag noobs

[inner cargo]

So true

[sterile basalt]

It 100% needs to get nerfed

[paper harness]

You had a shieldgryn

Rough

[rocky nacelle]

dorn you still didnt say who my bf is that i need 2 fish react

so noob

[sly pebble]

I see, what makes mark4 the best option actually?

[balmy olive]

clearly

[blissful tendon]

i need to dial in and actually shoot bombers and flamers when i see them

[viral hare]

whats up with that? i only run gunker and blaze trauma

[polar cipher]

freak offs!!!

[paper harness]

It’s the best melee available to zealot

[plush estuary]

that mission helped your solo mindset

: )

[viral hare]

really good heavies and really good stats

[balmy olive]

woah woah calm down there diddy

[polar cipher]

no freak offs!!!

[blissful tendon]

i really dont think it did

[inner cargo]

It's mk3 knife but isn't dogshit

[sly pebble]

which build are you running?

[sterile basalt]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/985983134275366943/1290532370029477929/Warhammer_40000_Darktide_2024.10.01_-_00.34.14.11.mp4?ex=67113cad&is=670feb2d&hm=4897da27c4296a318cbcfd2effa74cce95e06cb16a64bddea2dbd576073bd657&

[paper harness]

Any build

[viral hare]

what the fuck lmao

[blissful tendon]

you aggrod every monstrosity and juggled like 70% of the threat at any given time

[paper harness]

It’s about 30% more overall dps than the knife

[viral hare]

is that only on that staff?

[plush estuary]

couldn't help it

[blissful tendon]

i just shout and spam left click on weakspots

didnt really do much else that game

[plush estuary]

I was dodging bosses while watching him

[paper harness]

Vc player or pub

[plush estuary]

pub

[sterile basalt]

Think veteran’s recon lasgun spam but
Infinite ammo, complete ranged damage immunity, kills everything that’s not carapace with >2k dps, with about as fast move speed as zealot

[paper harness]

Send scoreboard in other server

[polar cipher]

make this a gif

[sterile basalt]

It’s just so cringe

[rocky nacelle]

and you talk about me having a bf

freakazoid

[sterile basalt]

I load into CIVI maelstrom and I see EK m1 scrier’s gaze psyker

I leave

[balmy olive]

the inquisition will hear about this

[paper harness]

Even I can’t compete running my maxed dps build

[plush estuary]

dont care sending it here

[paper harness]

It’s not even close

[plush estuary]

the 2 left at the tree part

[sterile basalt]

Ik, it’s actually unbelievably cringe

[plush estuary]

on the 3rd scan

[balmy olive]

monster m*sume....

[paper harness]

Blud left at the end

[sterile basalt]

It beats Rashad + plasma on veteran by like +100% total damage lmao

[plush estuary]

yes

[balmy olive]

you brought back ancient memories snake one

[plush estuary]

https://tenor.com/view/miia-monster-musume-gif-5118171

[viral hare]

is it a bug or is that just intended lol

[blissful tendon]

burned both medkits pretty early and they died at 3rd scan

[ornate bone]

anyone wanna share this bag of roasted peanuts with me?

[paper harness]

Quell cancelling is intended

[balmy olive]

https://tenor.com/view/miia-sweating-nervous-monster-musume-blushing-gif-6145848

[blissful tendon]

they got revived and left like 20 seconds later for some reason

why leave after getting revived

instead of before

[plush estuary]

made a spectator build on vet

[paper harness]

Sick freak

[plush estuary]

now going back to the pubs to watch them

[viral hare]

i mean the busted surge scriers build

[balmy olive]

didnt you just talk about impregnating a heretic????

[sterile basalt]

Not a bug, it’s because staff has high crit finesse
And there’s a new talent that makes enemies take up to 30% more warp damage from getting hit by staff m1

The thing is, because that’s a “damage taken” modifier, it’s multiplicative to +damage buffs and ends up scaling way higher than it should

[balmy olive]

how are you going to call someone else a FREAK

[paper harness]

I had a 900 knife zealot quit on me earlier

4 wounds

Book

[balmy olive]

that's just the average knife zealot

[plush estuary]

900 level on speedrunning

[paper harness]

No

I checked playtime

2100 hours

[sterile basalt]

Veteran’s focus target is +4% damage taken per stack, only scaling up to +20% damage taken usually

Psyker gets +30% warp damage taken by spamming m1, lol

[paper harness]

2100 hours of FOUR WOUNDS

[plush estuary]

More than me

[balmy olive]

what about the gigachads that agro a demonhost and then disconnect immediately

[paper harness]

I can always kill them in pubs

I am the one who sets them off

[viral hare]

psyker class try not to have an unthinkably busted combo or bugged weapons challenge (impossible)

[opaque island]

okay, how do you get the skull on the obscura den mission

[balmy olive]

smite will always exist

[opaque island]

i found 2 bells

[balmy olive]

you just have to accept it

[sterile basalt]

Psyker is easily the most broken class in the game rn

[paper harness]

He commented on my level, quit on final event

[sterile basalt]

It needs some changes

[paper harness]

Smite may exist

[opal star]

do yall fw the reverse-grip eviscerator

[blissful tendon]

how you named that mission does not ring any bells

[paper harness]

I can always kill a smyker

[balmy olive]

yea actually

[balmy olive]

?

do you blow up barrels when they're near a cliff

[paper harness]

That’s part of it

Flamers, snipers, nets, poxbursters, overheads

Not killing the things they smite

[opaque island]

the relic is in a bar

[paper harness]

Speeding up

[balmy olive]

LMAO

[viral hare]

in terms of raw dps im sure gunker was still the most broken pre-update, and blaze trauma is still untouched

[blissful tendon]

the carnival one?

[ornate bone]

https://tenor.com/view/feral-hog-viral-hog-pig-call-calling-gif-13492869264629174909

[opaque island]

ye

[paper harness]

I have a 100% smite quit rate in pubs

[sterile basalt]

In terms of total damage, that m1 staff beats basically everything else

[opaque island]

with the green tanks

[balmy olive]

ON GOD HOW THESE MFERS ACT

[ornate bone]

nah hes right

[blissful tendon]

you mean the one thats in the jail cell?

[sterile basalt]

U have to like, load into CIVI where half the elite spawns are crushers for it to not obliterate everything

[balmy olive]

not you too....

no greatsword....

please

[sterile basalt]

Where it only gets to obliterate half the enemies

[ornate bone]

whats your opinion of the trapper lady...,.,,@balmy olive

[sterile basalt]

But it’s still cringe cuz it’s infinite ammo

[opaque island]

i guess?

[balmy olive]

shoot on sight

[blissful tendon]

you use the valve next to the cell, then walk out and climb the crates to the left of the entrance of that building

grab the powercell

slap it into the slot

[opaque island]

no the other carnival mission

[balmy olive]

these are NURGLE heretics

[blissful tendon]

mf thats not the one with the green tanks

[balmy olive]

they aren't slaanesh

[paper harness]

I’d do unspeakable things to her

[ornate bone]

so....?

[balmy olive]

they probably got untold STDs

[blissful tendon]

the one where you go in the basement ends at the big arena

[opaque island]

green tanks full of liquid not battle tanks

[ornate bone]

imagien the smell..................

[balmy olive]

bro you would VOMIT

[ornate bone]

yea

[balmy olive]

have you ever cut a poxwalker? they drop maggots

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/joker-cant-be-weirdos-around-just-sayin-gif-18043673

[paper harness]

That’s part of the fun

[ornate bone]

yes

[blissful tendon]

theres a key outside the entrance to the entire building

[balmy olive]

there NEEDS to be an inquisitorial audit of this chat

[blissful tendon]

right before you enter, theres a ramp made of rubble that leads to the right

[balmy olive]

too many of yall got that slaanesh in you

[copper hawk]

Gooners

[sterile basalt]

@viral hare lemme show u how silly it can get with scrier’s gaze

https://youtu.be/SdAdUdt6W9k

[copper hawk]

Lego gets it

Lego

[opaque island]

are the bells in the building a red herring?!

[copper hawk]

Look up "soft" in this chat

See what u get

[paper harness]

Shh soft hands and feet

[balmy olive]

oh no

[blissful tendon]

you follow it to the end of that alleyway and theres a dead guy

[copper hawk]

Astaghfirullah

Nvm u dont have 2

[balmy olive]

WHAT IS

[copper hawk]

Femboyphobia on the rise

[rocky nacelle]

what I say involving the word soft is ok alright

[blissful tendon]

next to the dead guy is a key that only shows its interactable when youre real close to it

[rocky nacelle]

dont lump me in with freaks like *orn

[balmy olive]

what.

[paper harness]

I am 100% certain I could kick cica through a field goal

[copper hawk]

U could not

[rocky nacelle]

dont lump me with a freak peEU like *orn

[copper hawk]

I got 4th in combatives

[blissful tendon]

then once youre inside the building you take the door on the left, break the door, grab the key, take the middle door, and grab your skull

[copper hawk]

AND i do HEMA

[viral hare]

high octane gameplay

[paper harness]

So do I

[copper hawk]

AND i was a varsity wrestler at 145 in the short time i was in high school

Id pin u in 3.1 MICROSECONDS

Ur DONE bozo

[paper harness]

I’m not a eu, my country isn’t ran by a cartel

[balmy olive]

with your soft hands?

[paper harness]

[rocky nacelle]

wrestler at 145

damn

[copper hawk]

NOT YOU TOO

[rocky nacelle]

greg heffley

[copper hawk]

KYAAAAAAA

[balmy olive]

listen the joke was there

i had to do it

[copper hawk]

Yah it's like the lowest limit of mt weight

[ornate bone]

damn.,,.. twunk got hands gotta sit down...,.

[copper hawk]

I generally drift around 150 - 160

[rocky nacelle]

145 is pretty crazy

[paper harness]

Like a certain annoying person who doesn’t play the game’s country is

[copper hawk]

I run and diet a lot

[rocky nacelle]

I dont think ive met a guy at 145

you do that now

[paper harness]

50-40lb heavier than you

[ornate bone]

are we using eagles per football fields

[copper hawk]

And im 164 rn at probably a 16% bmi but idk it's been a while since i got ht/wt'd

[rocky nacelle]

whats the difference from then and now

[copper hawk]

I imagine they will when we get to the new unit

Then I was a lot shorter

[ornate bone]

im like 68 kg

i can´t believe they discontinued the zombie flavoured takis

[paper harness]

Actually

[rocky nacelle]

ah fair enough

[copper hawk]

So i was lighter

Im still short

[rocky nacelle]

light as a kite

[copper hawk]

Just longer in the leg department

[hard nexus]

it’s just so peak…

[paper harness]

It’s dollars per second

[copper hawk]

Lmfao

Doofus per

[ornate bone]

time is money so thats true

[copper hawk]

Uh

[ornate bone]

what do you mean

[copper hawk]

Dlurp

[hard nexus]

hello swaglings

[copper hawk]

Slurp

[opaque island]

so why are there bells you can hit in the building, im going insane

[copper hawk]

Hallo meowling

[blissful tendon]

what

why would you think the bells are important

[paper harness]

You don’t want to know how much the us government wastes on broken stockpile per month

[rocky nacelle]

sorry cica when you said you did wrestling at 145/short all I could think of was this

literally just greg

[opaque island]

in the bar with the skull in it, there are bells you can hit that DING

cause they make a noise when you hit them!

[copper hawk]

Lmfao

[hard nexus]

there is breaking news

[blissful tendon]

street lamps break when you hit them

[copper hawk]

I lived in the far north of Washington

[hard nexus]

femtanyl dropped a good song

[copper hawk]

So iw as quite pasty

[hard nexus]

https://open.spotify.com/track/5TwX6zzWeK15M0mm6StdLA?si=sGrbSTwRSGOaily4jPla5A

[blissful tendon]

doesnt mean its particularly important

[paper harness]

How tall

[rocky nacelle]

oh damn and you were pasty debuffed

ggs

[spare talon]

regardless what it is
its a depressing number

[rocky nacelle]

❄️

[ornate bone]

like, 5,6

[rocky nacelle]

pale as snow

[paper harness]

76 mil

[copper hawk]

What is yhat kg in freedom units

[copper hawk]

76 mil is nothing lmfao

[viral hare]

skinwalker on the wrestling team over here

[hard nexus]

like 120

[copper hawk]

That's like less than a second of govt wages

[paper harness]

Just on dropped missiles

[rocky nacelle]

apparently 149

[copper hawk]

Mby u e*ropoids cant understand our military might

[rocky nacelle]

in poundz

[copper hawk]

Do u know how much money we make selling weapons to people

[paper harness]

As in damaged by mishandled

[opaque island]

the only other time hitting b ells does something when they make noise is for the twins secret

[paper harness]

Yes

[copper hawk]

Our stockpile is a never ending garage sale

[opaque island]

i think its reasonable to assume these ones do something too

[copper hawk]

We deal more arms than the Yugoslavs OR the Soviets ever did

COMBINED

[paper harness]

I know the exact unit cost for every single thing Raytheon produces

[blissful tendon]

just watched a +500 equip a reload/flak speedload/bothbarrels doublebarrel in real time

quickplayers are insane

[copper hawk]

We're so generous in fact we decided to just give it away in oue buy-one-country-get-thousands-of-weapons-free deap

[viral hare]

patriot missiles go

[rocky nacelle]

also wait dc or state

[copper hawk]

Deal

In Afghanistan this deal was quite popular

[paper harness]

Half my job is emailing the o6 at the pentagon who’s job is it to pay us

[spare talon]

[copper hawk]

Imagine being an email courier

Oooohohohoho

Nyaaaahahahaha

I boots on duh ground

Ur a secretary

[paper harness]

The UK dropped a brand new tomahawk a few days ago

[rocky nacelle]

250 is the docket cap

[copper hawk]

Nyaaaahahahaha..

[hexed igloo]

Can you hook me up with some Raytheon merch I'll do whatever warcrimes needed

[paper harness]

4.7 million

[rocky nacelle]

76 mil light work

[copper hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/boysmell-felix-argyle-gif-26829323

[ornate bone]

till ur deployed ... lol ?

[placid fiber]

oh boy... am I so glad there's not fall damage or at least... it lets you fall quite a bit before taking it if there is lol

[copper hawk]

Noob. Noobitt noob noob

[copper hawk]

I deploy tomorrow actuallt

[rocky nacelle]

cica is posting felix again

and stealing my slang

[ornate bone]

😭

[paper harness]

I make a lot of money

[copper hawk]

I begin premob for my next deployment

[paper harness]

[copper hawk]

2meowrrow

[viral hare]

aight so all i gotta do to get myself one of those missiles is get 4.7 mil

[paper harness]

Just sitting here

[copper hawk]

Yah but ur br*tish

[paper harness]

Sending emails

[rocky nacelle]

have fun noob

[copper hawk]

I work w my hands

[hard nexus]

who up

swaggin

[paper harness]

With your soft hands

[copper hawk]

My hands look like this

[rocky nacelle]

swagging zero

[copper hawk]

So hers look like this

[rocky nacelle]

(shows psyker spamming smite)

🫡

[copper hawk]

Me to Dorn

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/cats-cat-cat-fight-cat-fighting-2cats-gif-24062642

willingly touching a br*tish person

brave man cica

couldnt be me

[spare talon]

https://tenor.com/view/breakcore-amen-break-bpm-170bpm-venetian-snares-gif-23676044

[rocky nacelle]

oh hey

thats me

(i havent listened to breakcore noise in a bit actually)

maybe when I workout 2nite

https://tenor.com/view/breakcore-fan-breakcore-enjoyer-wojak-meme-gif-26821583

[hard nexus]

at work today

my fucking coworker

wanted to play pubg mobile

[south grove]

does bomber res ever help anyone?

I give up

[rocky nacelle]

meow is going to talk about hating old people

[hard nexus]

no

[rocky nacelle]

very soon

[rocky nacelle]

[hard nexus]

actually i think this is the youngest guy there

idk how old though

[rocky nacelle]

older than you = old man

[hard nexus]

true

[rocky nacelle]

all that matters

[hard nexus]

wait

that means ur an old man

i think

[rocky nacelle]

i knew

[hard nexus]

pwned

[rocky nacelle]

you were gonna say that

you stupid

mf

[hard nexus]

i love femtanyl

[rocky nacelle]

you are bfs

[spare talon]

completely wrong
anyone you dont like is an old man even if you know theyre younger than you

[rocky nacelle]

(big/fat/smelly)

B F S

[balmy olive]

@paper harness i see you have a history

[hexed igloo]

I love fentleaning its my favorite activity

[hard nexus]

TROOOO!!!!!!!

no

[opaque island]

am i a gamer yet?

[rocky nacelle]

everyone thats not me or disagrees with me should just die

[hard nexus]

femtanyl, a music artist

stupid

[viral hare]

the real gamer was the friends you made along the way

[south grove]

need do bump that number up

[hard nexus]

she has like 3.5 good songs

[rocky nacelle]

and u got 0

[hard nexus]

but they r very peak

[rocky nacelle]

whats that say about u.....

[hexed igloo]

Yeah I've heard it, it could be classified as music I guess

[rocky nacelle]

LOL

true I hear some artists and think

hmm

interesting

to say the least

[paper harness]

How old is meow

[hard nexus]

she’s literally peak

sooo

[spare talon]

3

[rocky nacelle]

at least 4

[opaque island]

you guys are making friends?

[rotund shoal]

thats 21 in cat years

[hard nexus]

i’ll have you know it’s 3 and a half

[spare talon]

my apolocheese

[rocky nacelle]

worst statement ever

[viral hare]

sometimes the ogryn nods at me and i feel happy

[rocky nacelle]

kill cole

[hexed igloo]

Nah peak is Katy perry

[paper harness]

Older or younger than 25

[hard nexus]

younger

[opaque island]

I already sent 3 assassins, dunno what happened to them

[spare talon]

and yet cica gets to live when they say sorrgy

ok

[hard nexus]

so yes you are an old man

[spare talon]

i see how it is

[rocky nacelle]

if I say anything about cica they will just think I hate them

so yes

deal with it

you'll be aight

ur tuff

[hard nexus]

i deeply fuck with apolocheese

[spare talon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/850672089118933012/1265148909941166131/gamingglorpslam.gif

[hard nexus]

do not worry

[spare talon]

this is glorpshit

[hexed igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/cheese-gif-5076585075337601509

[hard nexus]

LMAO

[rocky nacelle]

(it is)

[hard nexus]

ha ha no embeds

[hexed igloo]

Mfw no perms 😔

[opaque island]

lol

[hard nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/cheese-gif-5076585075337601509

[hexed igloo]

Gonna cry

[viral hare]

make fun of him NOW

[paper harness]

It will be nice to retire at 30 and move to the nursing home

[hexed igloo]

😔

[paper harness]

https://tenor.com/view/steve-toppa-letting-loose-gif-11025633022019646064

[opaque island]

https://tenor.com/view/cheesed-to-meet-you-gif-25291652

[placid fiber]

Welp, time for the 1st... very slightly serious boss in this. <.<

I remember this guy being very annoying for my gunzerker

a long ass time ago

[hard nexus]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1182925253983346789/1193977116283392020/1704500817251621.gif

[spare talon]

i search it in gifs and try to find that one where the cheese hits the cats face but my attention is drawn to apollo-cheese justice

https://tenor.com/view/apollo-justice-apollocheese-ace-attorney-apology-meme-gif-5258755060364636779

[hexed igloo]

Me outside your house

[opaque island]

im gonna say it, I think the small anthropomorphised anime mouse girl is funny

[hard nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/cheese-challenge-cat-fall-off-table-taking-a-tumble-cheese-on-head-gif-14154057

[placid fiber]

Ow... you hit my liver...

https://tenor.com/view/404soob-pepe-pp-gif-21552696

[rotund shoal]

freak detected

alerting freak police

[rocky nacelle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/865986314910040091/1295396737565065287/trim.0D1CDB3F-7C90-4212-A158-D22BCAC0EB0E.mov?ex=671122b9&is=670fd139&hm=0f8d9098a4d20eb5c3a8cf05a25f9bb193eca4558f487fd5d47ebddd522627e3&

[opaque island]

Why'd you make it weird, i said they were funny

[hexed igloo]

What if instead of darktide it was called freaktide

[rotund shoal]

projecting

[spare talon]

i am brocken
i will never recover

[rocky nacelle]

the 6th freaktide joke made in this chat

i leave forever

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/yakuza-walk-yakuza0-goro-majima-majima-goro-goro-majima-walk-gif-25615838

[spare talon]

what if instead of freaktide it was called darktide
and instead of freaking all over the place you fought the forces of chaos
that would be funny i think

[placid fiber]

Time to either have a difficult time... or do what I did to the dual minibosses with the cannon earlier... and headshot them a couple times and obliterate it lol

[opaque island]

i need to spend a day and make the most unhinged custom pheonix wright back and forth i can

[hard nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/gibberish-discord-meme-get-this-man-a-shield-wakanda-gif-1239357558790190300

[placid fiber]

My sniper does almost 500 damage on its headshots lol

80 on body shots tho :/

[rocky nacelle]

ok see you never

https://tenor.com/view/yakuza-kiryu-kazuma-walk-away-ending-yakuza-the-song-of-life-gif-26311879

[spare talon]

i remember there being a 5 minute one that was discussing whether french fries with ketchup is a salad AND if straws have 1 or 2 holes

[rotund shoal]

what if instead of dawktide it was called fuwwytide
and you wowe sweaty fuwsuits and fought powice on fentanyw

[hard nexus]

some people

[rocky nacelle]

i miss backup

[opal star]

what if we fed you to a beast of nurgle

[ornate bone]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046913589614747719/1282567700245250061/attachment-13.gif

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-solid4-mgs4-solid-snake-old-snake-becoming-old-gif-24179307

rip my sibling backup

the only good vet

[ornate bone]

backup's in the modding server

[rocky nacelle]

(besides my homeboy and gale)

[ornate bone]

also what happened to them

[placid fiber]

They at least made this guy look pretty cool, imo

[hard nexus]

potatoes are a vegetable
ketchup has vinegar in it

it is a salad

[rocky nacelle]

fock if I know I just know they werent in here one day

[opaque island]

borderlands 2 and or pre sequel are the only good ones in hindsight, and even then the only reason 2 and pre-sequel is good is cause Jack is there

[rocky nacelle]

i hope both sides of your pillow are hot

[hard nexus]

no clue they just vanished sadly

[rocky nacelle]

basically

[hard nexus]

well yeah it’s gonna be hot i’m laying on it

[rocky nacelle]

backup just gone

[rocky nacelle]

terrible

[opal star]

murder drones mentioned

[rocky nacelle]

at least the confidence is there

[hard nexus]

peak mentioned

[spare talon]

i was wrong it was a 3 min video just a bout the fries
i mustve been mixing them up

[spare talon]

@opaque island

[rocky nacelle]

dont get her started

her autism is gonna flare up

and this chat will only be murder drones

[opal star]

quick do you fw solver

[hard nexus]

purple is right in the beginning, putting the ketchup directly on the fries is fucking stupid and anyone who does it should feel bad

[hexed igloo]

What if instead of freaktide it was called hawk tuahide

[rocky nacelle]

what if your parents beat you with hammers

[hard nexus]

look at my profile

[rocky nacelle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=jG-6AXvk1vE

[hard nexus]

and then ask me that again

[hexed igloo]

They already did

[rocky nacelle]

not hard enough

apparently

[opal star]

https://tenor.com/view/bornskywalker-dap-me-up-woody-woody-handshake-woody-toy-story-gif-26021440

[viral hare]

domain expansion: infinite hammers

[rocky nacelle]

LMFAO

I love this woody gif

its so good

[placid fiber]

lol I nearly killed him with my skill, that was WAY easier than I remember it being on the gunzerker

[rocky nacelle]

couldnt believe the first time I saw that woody gif

who made him so chill

[placid fiber]

This guy feels almost like a zealot, tbh

[rocky nacelle]

dont disrespect krieg like that

lil vro

[placid fiber]

I am loving Krieg

[rocky nacelle]

zealot wishes they could be krieg

[hexed igloo]

Krieg overrated gaige where it's at

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/buzz-lightyear-factory-you-will-never-find-another-store-shelf-a-bunch-of-buzz-lightyears-gif-21719996

😴

daring today

arent we

[rocky nacelle]

peak

[placid fiber]

Granted I'm zealot pilled, so having a skill that makes me way more melee oriented feels so fucking good lol

[rocky nacelle]

the return of peak

[hexed igloo]

Yeah but not built for anarchy

[hard nexus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1130953226611597413/1290829071634272286/V_dance.gif

[paper harness]

It will never not be hilarious

[hard nexus]

WHY DO YOU CLICK SO MYCH AND SO HARD !!!

[paper harness]

This is also peak

[hard nexus]

also

that’s a very funny clip

[spare talon]

good day dorn!

[hard nexus]

i deeply fuck with murder drones

[paper harness]

[opal star]

fussing about kill stealing in a game where you're not even rewarded for killing

[ornate bone]

😭

[rotund shoal]

that has to be satire

if not RIP

[hard nexus]

it’s not

[rotund shoal]

jesus christ

[ornate bone]

good day dorn !!!

[hard nexus]

you should see how many dms about it he gets

[inner cargo]

Gets close to enemy
CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK

[hard nexus]

he sends some (all?) of them to me

[rocky nacelle]

wow meow

ur so

cool

[rocky nacelle]

(not)

yep owned

[placid fiber]

I am just realizing something... I am able to pretty much zealot it up in Borderlands 2... Damn that's goated lol

[opaque island]

https://tenor.com/view/i-am-cheesed-to-meet-them-i-meet-someone-you-have-left-me-quite-discheesed-newport-rotate-gif-8657940507528605172

[paper harness]

I send the funny ones

[rotund shoal]

i have realized i can play zealot in any game

[paper harness]

I get a few a day

[hard nexus]

he insists he doesn’t click very hard

there’s a clip of him with knife where he’s clicking so hard his camera is going up and down

[hard nexus]

damn lmfao

[rocky nacelle]

boring

get more hackusations

[rotund shoal]

@south grove ready when u are

this time when we do obj

hang out near me and voc

[hard nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/cheese-gif-5076585075337601509

[rotund shoal]

every time u can

i carry the cells

[hard nexus]

me personally

[rocky nacelle]

you guys duoing 3veg

[hard nexus]

i’d just carry

[paper harness]

I still get them

[rocky nacelle]

what map

[placid fiber]

I mean... you probably can in magicka, but, that might be a bit of a challenge lol

[rotund shoal]

I-II

relay

[hard nexus]

bororrrriiiiiing

[paper harness]

It’s intentional mouse movement

[rocky nacelle]

is that the capsules at the end

[paper harness]

[rocky nacelle]

also I-II boring

do A3

[inner cargo]

Magicka gets lame marine suit

[rocky nacelle]

its literally I-II

but lights out

so its better

[hard nexus]

riiiight

[rocky nacelle]

autism*

[rotund shoal]

less monsters

[rocky nacelle]

are you sure

[opaque island]

thats the one i really wanted

[rocky nacelle]

A3 is pretty active for me

[rotund shoal]

monsters are based on special spawns

[opaque island]

thank you

[hard nexus]

there’s this but also peased to meet you

[hard nexus]

a3?

[rotund shoal]

a-i-ii

[paper harness]

A3 is just lights out

[placid fiber]

I know, I used the tanky af wizard when I was playing with my friends lol

[rocky nacelle]

lights out wave of monstro specials

I-II but with lights out

[paper harness]

It has the same spawn rate as 3

[hard nexus]

oh duh

[paper harness]

3veg has lower monstrous spawns

[rocky nacelle]

elden ring death

[plush estuary]

@paper harness another spectate scoreboard

look at the rescues

[paper harness]

[rocky nacelle]

I knew a fox once

[hard nexus]

is rescues when someone’s disabled

[plush estuary]

downed

[rocky nacelle]

I saw a fox once

[plush estuary]

I'm the og fox clone

wait

[rocky nacelle]

bros think they're metal gear solid

[paper harness]

I am fox clone number 2

[plush estuary]

fox quit darktide

I'm the og fox now

[rocky nacelle]

is fox who got you into darktide dorn

who is this fox

[paper harness]

No

[paper harness]

Level 2000 vet

[sullen forge]

holy shit playing Hab Dreyko on HISTG is miserable with new vets

[paper harness]

That’s just hab dreyko

[rocky nacelle]

noob dreyko

[opaque island]

i avoid hi STG

[paper harness]

No

[opaque island]

unless im on my tryhard build

[south grove]

@rotund shoal crash

[rotund shoal]

yeh i saw

[sullen forge]

We got to the end event right I kid you not they went down 8 times I had to clutch 2 times

[rotund shoal]

k leavin

[sullen forge]

when they all got wiped again I just fucking DC'd I got tired of it

[paper harness]

I dont like lights out because its stinky

Why leave

Just continue

[rotund shoal]

he crashed

[sullen forge]

I am not enjoying it

[south grove]

crashed on mission's lobby

haven't started yet

[opaque island]

i enjoy the feeling of being the one to clutch, hero complex as fuck

[paper harness]

Unless you are using no bots and I know you aren’t that doesn’t matter

[rotund shoal]

u can join on me technically

[rocky nacelle]

dont you play lethal

[rotund shoal]

were not revving bots

[rocky nacelle]

lights out should be night vision

[hard nexus]

would u all say hab dreyko is the hardest mission

[paper harness]

Lethal is funny

[rocky nacelle]

freelo

[rotund shoal]

can u disable them from the beginning mmting?

[rocky nacelle]

nah

[south grove]

we're not revving bots lol

[rocky nacelle]

tell me meow

[paper harness]

The mod, NoBots

[rocky nacelle]

have you ever seen people survive

[south grove]

they die in the first section

[opaque island]

are they gonna add a 6th difficulty, or maybe the other hive city is gonna be like a chaos wastes type mode

[paper harness]

I can disable them

[rocky nacelle]

a maelstrom silo cluster start

[opaque island]

that would be sick

[rocky nacelle]

(at the staircase)

[paper harness]

I will never give you the mod

[hard nexus]

idk what i would say is

aside from twins

[rocky nacelle]

90% of pubs fold there

probably 95

[hard nexus]

i have 2 look that map up rq hold on

[opaque island]

which map is that?

[south grove]

okayyyy

[rocky nacelle]

its in the torrent

[paper harness]

Gloriana

[rotund shoal]

Hey Dorn! I'm trying to be an elite gamer! Can you please pass the NoBots mod! I'm trying to annoy fatshark! kthxbai

[rocky nacelle]

starts with a drop off

goes up some stairs

flat ground

then a BIG super long triple staircase down

into a big open area

that starting area is basically another gloriana on maelstrom

(sometimes)

[paper harness]

NoBots crashes anyone in your lobby out instantly if you turn it on in a public lobby

That’s why it’s private

[hard nexus]

thats true

[rocky nacelle]

true

[opaque island]

i can see why you are loathe to share

[rocky nacelle]

gloriana and silo cluster

holy shit

[rotund shoal]

does it work in private lobbies?

[rocky nacelle]

those with pubs can be miserable

[paper harness]

Yeah

[rocky nacelle]

lmfao

[hard nexus]

gloriana is more fun but also feels a little easier due to all the shooters being more lined up, opposed to them being super spread out in silo cluster

[paper harness]

Also bricks your run if someone dcs

[rocky nacelle]

if you want the hardest I think its maelstrom silo cluster, maelstrom gloriana, and if they ever add maelstrom rolling steel into the pool

3VEG train

🤌

[paper harness]

Because infinite load if you join a lobby with it active

[rotund shoal]

wonder how tf it works

[rocky nacelle]

you say this and everyone who plays gloriana complains about the shooters

[opaque island]

oh god i know the one, i once had a start where there were gunners under every possible piece of cover all lined up and ready to just unload on all of us

it was a wipe

[rotund shoal]

probably puts an empty join

so the bot dissapears

[paper harness]

3 lines added to many more tries

[hard nexus]

it technically is in the pool (i think), but it’s bugged and doesn’t work

[rotund shoal]

huh

[rocky nacelle]

the shooters all spawn in the same area

but everyone still hates gloriana

cuz they noobs

lmfao

[hard nexus]

this is true

[rocky nacelle]

(or they got barreled off start)

and left immediately

[hard nexus]

the only change

i want for gloriana

[rocky nacelle]

add a martyr skull

[hard nexus]

is the window to fix the syncronisters

[opaque island]

god i havent touched my psyker since the update, now i gotta redo all my talents

[hard nexus]

to be a little longer

[hard nexus]

and that

[paper harness]

FoxGaySolid perhaps

[rocky nacelle]

yeah its peak

silo cluster starts

[opaque island]

the worst part of gloriana is the first event

[rocky nacelle]

have never not been balls to the wall

I swear I always end up in a situation

[paper harness]

I hate silo cluster end

[rocky nacelle]

where theres 5 gunners sniping us

2 bombers lighting the staircase on fire

[paper harness]

Move the fucking revive spot

[rocky nacelle]

and 4 bulwarks bum rushing UP the staircase

lmfao

just at the start of silo cluster

its brutal

[sullen forge]

So I have concluded

its one of those nights

[rocky nacelle]

also flamers + stairs

= no

[sullen forge]

just had our psyker BR a burster near me twice

[paper harness]

Stairs in dt = no

[rocky nacelle]

true

[paper harness]

Fuck it

[rocky nacelle]

theres very few spots

where I enjoy the stairs

lmfao

[paper harness]

Any surface in dt that isn’t flat = no

[rocky nacelle]

hey

leave my boxes alone

elevated slide dodging

sex

[paper harness]

I love my dodge being canceled by a part of the map that should just have no collision!

[rocky nacelle]

(though I guess they are flat)

[paper harness]

The ramps in Gloriana after mid event

[rocky nacelle]

oh I know my problem with gloriana

here is my gripe with gloriana