zealot-class

[rotund shoal]

poland yes

[copper hawk]

Czechia hates Ukrainians

[stone fern]

man

[copper hawk]

Other slavs being racist to slavs is hilarious

[rotund shoal]

youre ukrainian?

[copper hawk]

Nop

[stone fern]

you can tell a lot about a country from how their police look like

[opal star]

so what's going on in #zealot-class today

[copper hawk]

Czechia gets a pass.,

Just yapping

[stone fern]

german police are shredded and massive

[copper hawk]

Me, an American, grumpy that Europe is a paradise

[stone fern]

hungarian police are fat and always similing

[rotund shoal]

czechia is basically western europe lite by this point

[opal star]

"europe is a paradise" ❌

[copper hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/re-zero-gif-26295250

[stone fern]

again everything is shit in its own way

[rotund shoal]

im taxed 50%

[stone fern]

ye

[copper hawk]

Ill pay whatever the fuck you want

Ill pay my whole income

[rotund shoal]

i pay 1k a month to health insurance

[faint vapor]

"Europe" "Paradise" bro hasn't seen the news like ever

[rotund shoal]

lel

[copper hawk]

U can enslave my femboy ass odc

Idc

[stone fern]

yeah

[copper hawk]

If it means i get rent for less than one grand

And almost entirely free college

[rotund shoal]

not in germany

another grand a half to rent

[faint vapor]

just don't pay rent

[distant lagoon]

so you can work office 12/7 job for me 🤔

[stone fern]

when i went to germany in 2021

[faint vapor]

they can't tax the sewer gremlin

[opal star]

how does europe view black people

[stone fern]

utilities were 80 euro

when i left

[copper hawk]

A semester of college plus a month of rent is two and a half months of my income as an enlisted person

[stone fern]

they were 300

[rotund shoal]

and then like another 500 euros for social wefare

[stone fern]

germany is a mistake

[copper hawk]

Utilities where I live is over half a grand

[faint vapor]

"All will serve"

[rotund shoal]

and the end of the day i pay 3grand in taxes every month

[stone fern]

compare it to average income house size etc

i paid

[rotund shoal]

and my salary is half what i would make in SF

[copper hawk]

Yes

[opal star]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-buzz-walkin-gif-4619349587537853035

[south grove]

Cole's build is really the goat

[stone fern]

I PAID ~300 euro for a bed room

not a full studio

a bedroom

[copper hawk]

There is no way a Europoid can convince me that they live in a shithole

Fuck Id pay that too man

[opal star]

felinid do you fw re:zero

[stone fern]

with a joint bathroom

[rotund shoal]

yeah id rather live here than in america

not gonna lie

[stone fern]

rezero is so fucking peak

holy shit

[rotund shoal]

but i do wish i could buy guns

[copper hawk]

I had to enlist for that set up

[opal star]

I started watching it a week ago

[copper hawk]

I bought a mosin and a ruger .357 SA last weekend

[faint vapor]

I mean depends where you ask

[stone fern]

theres one episode thats just a dialgoue between two people its so fucking peak

[rotund shoal]

tin still trying maels?

[stone fern]

one of my favorites

[rotund shoal]

im up for playing now

[copper hawk]

Yah I guess if u live in glorious Turkiye

[rotund shoal]

finished eating

[copper hawk]

But like

[stone fern]

turkey bad

[opal star]

central europe (hell)

[rotund shoal]

not the place to be lol

erdogan

[copper hawk]

Central and the post Soviet bloc except for Ukraine rn r doin p well

[stone fern]

central europe is not real

[copper hawk]

Look my family had to integrate to the US from Mexico when my mom and her family moved here

Ill go to Germany or fuckin

[stone fern]

its a meme made up by hungarians to larp as non easterns

[copper hawk]

Idc fucking LITHUANIA and be the most PATRIOTIC Lithuanian EVER !!!!

[rotund shoal]

romania gdp per capita lel

we eating good

[copper hawk]

Im tired of the rat race !!!!

[drifting wolf]

whats wrong with skaven

[rotund shoal]

had to give all of our resources to the west

[faint vapor]

Ikit best waifu

[stone fern]

what resources?

[rotund shoal]

but they give us those fat european stimulus checks

[stone fern]

oh btw

[faint vapor]

their money apparently UwU

[copper hawk]

Mmm illiberal democracies

[rotund shoal]

forests, salt, ore depoists

[stone fern]

i had a layover in Bucharest once

[rotund shoal]

national companies were sold

mostly to austria

and the netherlands

[stone fern]

most disgusting shithole airport ive ever seen in my entire life

[rotund shoal]

im not complaining we got a lot back

[copper hawk]

Oh my GOD dont get me started on public transit

[stone fern]

bruh

[copper hawk]

I watch Gattsu and almost wept

[stone fern]

thats not worth much

[rotund shoal]

.. yes it is

[copper hawk]

Poland has the best public tra sporation i have ever seen

[stone fern]

everyone has salt

[rotund shoal]

..

[copper hawk]

Like ten bucks to go all over Europe

[tight fog]

i want to visit transylvania tbh

[copper hawk]

It's nice I guess considering my state is like three European countries

[stone fern]

you mean hungary?

[rotund shoal]

its nice to have everything so close

[copper hawk]

Nah he means Turkiye

[rotund shoal]

we used to take trips with my family to italy

just get in a car drive 10 hours

[copper hawk]

Wallachia belongs to the Ottoman

[rotund shoal]

now were in italy

[copper hawk]

Belong to TURKIYE !!!

[rotund shoal]

FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

STUPID CAT

[copper hawk]

🐺 🇹🇷

[stone fern]

i know this is ironic

but i am also mad

[copper hawk]

I LOVE TURKIYE ALLAH BLESSH TURKIYE GREETINS FROM OBERAMMERGAU BAVARIA GERMANY

[stone fern]

man

[rotund shoal]

new player joining zealot chat rn

"wtf"

[stone fern]

90% of my instagram now is greeks and turks pretending to be eachother

[copper hawk]

Awesome

[rotund shoal]

pawsome*

[autumn void]

I thought zealot was referring to the class in game

[faint vapor]

na that's the femboy chat

[stone fern]

no

thats vet

[copper hawk]

Man

[faint vapor]

same thing

[north sedge]

my favorite is when a new person joins and gets super angry that nobody is talking about the specific zealot thing they want to talk about

[autumn void]

What mission is the best one for Shocking Stuff penance

[north sedge]

(but also does not bring up)

[rotund shoal]

@south grove ping me when you wanna mael

[nimble fiber]

classic

[copper hawk]

Yah and then shit on us

[autumn void]

I have a build for it but idk any good locations

[rotund shoal]

any really

pick damnation or heresy hi int or smth like that

[copper hawk]

Then when ppl get mad a grub who was silent the whole time reports somebody

[rotund shoal]

and MMT

[autumn void]

My worry is the stun nade not hitting enough enemies

[rotund shoal]

a mission that was posted over 2 hours ago

do it when a horde spawns

should be ok

[copper hawk]

And then someone is made a Ringleader after disappearing from the chat for an hour and a half

[autumn void]

Xbox remember?

[rotund shoal]

forgot

[copper hawk]

I love grub grandstanding

[autumn void]

Smh

[copper hawk]

The grubs will be ELIMINATED

[nimble fiber]

I love chocolate milk

[copper hawk]

I love gattsu

[modern lintel]

u literally r a grub wdym

[copper hawk]

Nop

Im a kbity

Not gruv

Grub

Tintin said he'd be my grub

[autumn void]

Weird fucking cat then

[modern lintel]

king grub even

[stone fern]

GAMEPLAY TIME

[autumn void]

You look like a grub

[opal star]

BOOOOO RASHAD BOOOOOO 🍅 🍅 🍅

[copper hawk]

Oooooh rashad

Oooooh boy oooooh boy..

https://tenor.com/view/felix-argyle-beta-male-ferris-ferris-argyle-felix-gif-23691931

[autumn void]

No

[copper hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-try-not-to-laugh-gif-7682731162751353849

No.. do not hate..

Love..

[autumn void]

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-gif-19055033

[opal star]

No.. do not love..

Hate..

[copper hawk]

Be at peace.. do not strike the Rashad user..

[rotund shoal]

tintin is not responding to my mael questions so we can duo a mission if you want

and ill let you get the achievement

[copper hawk]

This is not the eight fold path..

[autumn void]

In line at CFA

What you want

[opal star]

https://tenor.com/view/let-the-hate-flow-through-you-sidious-palpatine-star-wars-gif-15849844

[modern lintel]

the grub path

[opal star]

kill HIM

KILL THE RASHAD USER

[rotund shoal]

the fuck is CFA

[autumn void]

Chic Fila A

[copper hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/rezero-felix-anime-boy-neko-gif-27645597

[autumn void]

[drifting wolf]

average heretic holding back their rage as they see their brethern get hacked apart by a chadshad axe

[autumn void]

I have one on campus

[modern lintel]

i sacrifice my life for the cia

[rotund shoal]

never been

i know taco bell

[autumn void]

Chicken is hella good

[rotund shoal]

i dont know if they even exist in europe

i wanna try popeyes one day

[copper hawk]

Grr europe

Grrr

[autumn void]

Popeyes is fucking amazing

[stone fern]

m1m1m1m1m1m1m1m1m1m1m1m11mm1m11m1m PA

[autumn void]

But I am forever salty

They changed their jingle

[modern lintel]

chic filas sandwichs r weirdly sweat imo i dont fw them the nuggets tho theyre gamer

[autumn void]

From “Louisiana fast” to “Love that chicken from Popeyes”

Like bruh

[modern lintel]

bojangles mid tho

[autumn void]

Raising Cane’s is pog the one time I had it

[copper hawk]

Ive never had it

[drifting wolf]

bojangles is mid

[copper hawk]

Had the chance to at ft bliss

[autumn void]

These are all Southern Style places we’re naming btw

[modern lintel]

honestly hardees/ carls jr chicken is a major sleeper and underappreciated

[autumn void]

Popeyes extremely

[copper hawk]

Didnt take it

[autumn void]

You get a biscuit with your chicken

[north sedge]

raising cane's is ok, popeyes will do you better

[paper harness]

Just get a scholarship lol

[stone fern]

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[autumn void]

Damnit now I want Popeyes

[stone fern]

yeah been there done that

[autumn void]

Look what y’all have done

I hope you’re happy

[copper hawk]

Ill scholar ur ship

Noob

Finish the holiest book

[modern lintel]

me next me next

[copper hawk]

[autumn void]

You’re weird

[paper harness]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-same-cat-same-smuko-gif-2272701177654208646

[modern lintel]

one of my cousins had a presidential scholarship taken away after his fraternity got shutdown after killing someone while hazzing them

[placid fiber]

Oh Good... I can mute these handsome jack murdicating the civvys audio logs lol

I've heard them like... 10 times...

[stone fern]

maybe dont kill people???????????

also frats are stupid

just be normal

make friends NORMALLY

[modern lintel]

i dont remember if they purposely killed them or what i think they fell down some stairs while drunk or something

happened like 10 ish years ago at auburn

[autumn void]

Fucking huh???!!

Why the fuck are college students always so fucking stupid?

[modern lintel]

he works as a banker now

[autumn void]

Surprised he isn’t in prison for Manslaughter

he should feel lucky

Or was he not associated with that

and just happened to be punished via association with the fraternity

[modern lintel]

idk if he was even their when it happened it was just anyone that was in that frat got cooked because of it

[ornate bone]

I, too, love chocolate milk

[gray ice]

big ups

[gray ice]

It's just me on the cold pulse machine don't worry

[south grove]

wdym name change

it's not real

[tacit crystal]

What are the dump stats for the thunder hammer?

[south grove]

(I am in denial)

[nimble fiber]

,,not bad!"

[gray ice]

defences

[south grove]

defences

[tacit crystal]

👍🏻 Eviscerator player, so I'm trying to branch out

[gray ice]

this was at a fabtech booth, convention was so sick

[north sedge]

Dump is always mobility or defense

[gray ice]

it's a great time, it'll take some getting used to as you get into the rhythm

[tacit crystal]

I do have a perfect roll revolver, super jazzed about that

[gray ice]

so don't worry if you kinda suck with it at first

[stone fern]

@paper harness btw looking at my recordings and assuming 3-5 games a day i think i have good spawns every ~70 games

[south grove]

reload dump?

I hope it is

[rotund shoal]

tiiiinnn

[nimble fiber]

I already know u gon be rdy for the zombie apocalypse

[rotund shoal]

u playing???

[south grove]

gonna take a break

[stone fern]

reload is a good dump

[rotund shoal]

sures

[south grove]

have lecture homework

[stone fern]

you wont notice it much

[rotund shoal]

gonna keep playing cyberpunk

[tacit crystal]

Mobility dump, I quick swap to it, fire the full salvo, swap back

[stone fern]

collatoral is also good

[stone fern]

real

cyberpunk was fucking fun

[south grove]

reload is the best effective dump stat though

[opal star]

cyberpeak mentioned

[south grove]

if you check the speed between 60 and 80 is barely noticable

[copper hawk]

WRONG dump ALWAYS damage yes yes

[gray ice]

gonna make zombie bus for the homies

[opal star]

GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[gray ice]

rollin in style

[copper hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/lord-skrolk-total-war-warhammer-clan-pestilens-warhammer-fantasy-skaven-gif-25028351

[south grove]

but mobility is visible

[broken walrus]

I know that ass anywhere

[stone fern]

cyberpunk mentioned

[south grove]

https://tenor.com/view/no-you-cant-you-can-do-this-homeless-guy-you-can-do-this-homeless-guy-nah-id-win-gif-18423862390955985385

[opal star]

dump all stats

[south grove]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1290821541277208638/1294784277913010217/attachment.gif

[nimble fiber]

spawning in albion be like

[opal star]

no stats no curios no talents

level 1 build in auric damnation

[nimble fiber]

nah its worse actually

[gray ice]

if it was really albion it would be a string bikini

[tacit crystal]

Can't wait to get another 600 penance points for me Nala Cantara rags

[opal star]

OH NO

[nimble fiber]

did u see freynas new ultimate, they was wildin with this 1

[gray ice]

between the blackout from last week and school catch up ain't been much gamin

[spare talon]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[opaque island]

when yall say Albion, all i can think of is Fable

[gray ice]

but yea I saw her ult, devs are dastardly

[tacit crystal]

Dump all stats for MAXIMUM ZEALOTRY

[gray ice]

Now this here's an OG

[opaque island]

Dump eet

[gray ice]

Real ones remember terrorizing Bowerstone

[south grove]

Wrong, dump damage.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1290821541277208638/1294784277913010217/attachment.gif

[nimble fiber]

true true, hope u can chill soon

[opaque island]

sacrificed my wife to the dark gods too

[stone fern]

i need to rip bunny's laugh voice lines

shit is so fucking annoying

[tacit crystal]

Becoming the ultimate landlord simulator

[stone fern]

needs to be on a sound board

[gray ice]

ngl I was disappointed in skorms bow

[opaque island]

i wanted a bitchin sword, not a stupid bow yknow

[south grove]

lalalalalalalala

I might've become a plasma vet

[modern lintel]

theyll kill you

[gray ice]

They shouldn't have made it so that real estate exists in a separate timeline

go make a sandwich and come back to 50k more gold

[south grove]

I spent the 3 mil for the perfect gun, I'm going to use it.

[modern lintel]

also gets hot over blaze away

[gray ice]

ngl I turned off speech volume since the alpha lmao

[south grove]

I trust path

[stone fern]

HUHUHA

[south grove]

path handed me the gun

[stone fern]

HUHUHUHAHAHA

[nimble fiber]

[tacit crystal]

But then how will we afford to defeat The Nightcrawler

[gray ice]

im chillin today tbh

sprained my ankle during the storm I've been keeping at it like an idiot but I need to cool it

[nimble fiber]

hope it gets better soon!

[sterile basalt]

Change ur perks

[gray ice]

With a frying pan and some harsh words

[south grove]

unarmoured elite?

[sterile basalt]

I think u misread what I meant in the perk section

What I actually meant is:

perk 1: either unarmored or elite

perk 2: either flak or maniac

[south grove]

ahhhh

[gray ice]

doesn't plasma one tap most maniacs already

[south grove]

makes sense

[sterile basalt]

Why else would I put slash in there

[placid fiber]

sigh why, no matter who I play, do I always end up having a sniper rifle in the early game? lol

[sterile basalt]

Maniac gives flamer 1 bodyshot and Dreg rager 1HS in some scenarios

Flak gives guaranteed shotgunner 1 bodyshot

[gray ice]

ahh I see I see

[placid fiber]

Despite playing Krieg, I got this fucking gun as my 2nd gun lol

[gray ice]

flak I knew about, I usually ran flak/cara on mine

[sterile basalt]

I run unarmored + flak

[gray ice]

it knows

[sterile basalt]

Carapace is not worth

Unarmored & elite both just help more

[south grove]

which one is better with magdumping?

[sterile basalt]

Unarmored gives Dreg gunner 1HS without superiority complex, and Dreg Tox bomber 1 bodyshot

[gray ice]

i haven't touched vet in months really so don't know where most stuff stands there

[sterile basalt]

Not a huge difference because the idea is that you’ll get every major breakpoint without blessings ever being active

[placid fiber]

I don't know what it is... compared to these sniper rifles that I get... all of the other guns just feel... mid... :/

For the early game anyway

[gray ice]

the game knows and trolls

i started zero playthrough a couple weeks ago

didn't find a sniper till lvl 13

[sterile basalt]

Zer0 is fun

Kunai spam

[south grove]

elite maniac it is

[placid fiber]

I seem to always start with one :/

[sterile basalt]

Elite means u have to run superiority complex

[gray ice]

started a maya playthrough like 4 days ago, 4 snipers by level 9

[south grove]

yeh I do

[sterile basalt]

And u still need fire team/redirect fire

Basically u can’t play survivalist + WS for plasma without missing breakpoints

[south grove]

awwww

was looking forward to close and kill WS

[sterile basalt]

Unfortunately this gun actually needs specific damage talents

Why else do u think I put “fire team / redirect fire” and “ranged damage boost (x2)” in the talent section

[south grove]

I just like spamming plasma after shoveling

[sterile basalt]

Run frag + fire team+ WS then

Both ranged damage node + fire team + precision strikes

Is enough for every breakpoint

[opaque island]

what is the damage buff on combat stim?

[south grove]

wow this is a spaghetti tree

[spare talon]

@obsidian prairie THATS HOW MUCH EXTRA MONEY MERCHANT CAN GIVE???????
WHAT THE FUCK?????

[obsidian prairie]

500

per kill

I said that

[sterile basalt]

+25% T.str & +25% T.rend

[spare talon]

i didnt see it

[obsidian prairie]

Its very silly

[spare talon]

i just gained 5000 from a farming spot in the abandoned tomb

[obsidian prairie]

Remember the name Tower of Blind Faith

[paper harness]

Calm down soft feet

[spare talon]

raised my total reserves by 20%

[spare talon]

also abandoned tomb makes me want to kill myself
im 8 levels underleveled and every enemy has a way of oneshotting my entire party in 1 turn

so im stuck to walking in and out of the front door to kill that patch of lvl 9s for xp

for hours

[obsidian prairie]

You can get 20000 insanely easily and then reset the dungeon by going to akademia via Plateau

[obsidian prairie]

I got into a situation like that

[south grove]

so 2 more points left over

[paper pine]

uhhhhhhh so this happened...

[obsidian prairie]

I just reloaded and did the main dungeon first

[spare talon]

im not going back, ill just grind this shit out

[obsidian prairie]

I've done the fourth dungeon and am only missing one party member (who I have predicted)

I've got 4 in all virtues and have like 2 links complete

[south grove]

cole what would you use the last 2 points for

[obsidian prairie]

I think i'm on track for all

[south grove]

idk what to choose lol

[opal star]

reject: "EEEEEYIKES! That horde was scary! It sure is a good thing I managed to push through so I can finally rescue my three teammates!"
the chaos spawn about to bust through the wall:

[south grove]

I'm thinking toughness bring it down

[opal star]

bring it down definitely

[spare talon]

what build is this for

what weapons

[opal star]

always gotta be an ogryn opp

[south grove]

plasma shovel

[opal star]

plasma
bring it down

[spare talon]

agile engagment

[south grove]

the spaghetti tree is for breakpoints

[paper harness]

Have you considered uninstalling

[opal star]

you hop off the shovel goat

[south grove]

I spent 3m on a the perfect plasma

[paper harness]

Standard infantry shovel good, plasma cringe

[south grove]

I need to use at least 4 games before putting it away forever

[paper harness]

Thankfully you are contained on west

[south grove]

or else I'd feel bad making it

[opal star]

"I spent 3m on the perfect plasma" tintin you MIGHT be a sucker

[opaque island]

it always pains me to see vets panic jumping away from enemies while not switching to their melee weapon and trying to shoot them

[paper harness]

That’s not even that bad

[opaque island]

like

[paper harness]

He says

[opaque island]

please for the lvoe of god use your melee

[paper harness]

After spending 52m dockets attempting to roll a god taxe 2

[south grove]

I am a sucker

[paper harness]

[south grove]

is there a taxes combo too I need to know

oh god

what's the stats

[paper harness]

I never rolled a god 380

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046913589614747719/1284620687012659200/4x-2.gif

[obsidian prairie]

I remember your death threats after pulling one from emps gift and almost getting rid of it due to the blessings and perks

[paper harness]

I had a few hundred 380s

[opal star]

idk how the fuck yall be putting this much money into rolling weapons
then again my standards are marginally lower

[paper harness]

Not a perfect taxe

[south grove]

like, mobility dump? or like

[paper harness]

Yeah

[south grove]

69% therm res BS

[opaque island]

alot of playing the game to have the money to do it

[paper harness]

Flak unyielding, shred headtaker

[south grove]

ohhh you mean making it perfect + roll first try?

[paper harness]

I would farm from 0-25 mil in a day, spend it and repeat

[spare talon]

why does merchant have the entire bakery industry

[opaque island]

dorn is fucking loaded last time he showed his bank

[paper harness]

Down to 9m

Haven’t farmed since the update came out

[obsidian prairie]

Guh

Oh it's ass

[south grove]

you need 69% therm res to maximise magdumping and 71% charge rate to reduce charge time

[paper harness]

I had 20 or so 380 knives on zealot

Instead of the one weapon I wanted

[obsidian prairie]

Lame bitch canon name user spotted (ignore my p4 character)

[south grove]

is shred better?

idk I've never played taxe too much

this one is good fun though

[paper harness]

I quit the game for a week after hadron bricked 6 380 god rolled stat distribution mk15 evis

[hard nexus]

that’s.

my.

sticker.

[hard nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/wolf-growl-snarl-girlwolf-shewolf-gif-9942770988235712676

[obsidian prairie]

Alright nevermind thats worth it

[hard nexus]

is this character an adult

[obsidian prairie]

18

[south grove]

what taxe mark is the one you'd reccomend

[hard nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-my-goodness-gracious-meme-template-humping-hump-thrust-gif-26373779

i love this gif

[paper harness]

2

[hard nexus]

what possessed him to do that

[paper harness]

Not anymore

[spare talon]

its an atlus game
they cant make the characters too old otherwise the majority of their fanbase will hate the game

[south grove]

https://tenor.com/view/elf-on-elf-on-myself-elf-on-the-shelf-gif-90960421626567580

[hard nexus]

i would like to retract my previous gif

[hard nexus]

you haven’t even watched murder drones

have you

[obsidian prairie]

Have you seen the portaits strohl has where he holds out a hand while looking fucking irate with whoever he is talking to

[placid fiber]

Okay being able to use my skill, melee kill an enemy, and fully heal is hella fucking handy lol

[paper harness]

Persona fans

[paper pine]

Weren't duel swords only available to psyker prior to last update?

[paper harness]

Cannot go within 500ft of a school

[hard nexus]

yeah

[paper pine]

Fury dash + heavy mk4 makes me bust

[hard nexus]

does increasing rending increase stagger or only damage

it’s only damage isn’t it

but rending increasing stagger would be funny too methinks

[placid fiber]

I messed up and got down to like... 17hp... cleared all but 1 enemy in the next encounter... then ran up to that last enemy and meleed him to death, fully healing myself lol

[hard nexus]

i’m so hungry

[paper pine]

If anyone sees hernan cortez it's me

[rotund shoal]

playing knife zealot in cyberpunk

[spare talon]

the fact that i couldnt bind sprint and dodge/dash to the same key killed me

[sly pebble]

what ranged weapon do you all prefer pairing to a thunder hammer?

[placid fiber]

Wait... how useful is this with Krieg? I'm just asking since I know you know more about this game than I do and 50% more melee damage with his skill sounds... really fucking good(not trying to annoy you, this is a genuine question x.x) @rocky nacelle

[vague depot]

Flamer

[spare talon]

i use an agrip brauto

[rotund shoal]

y? its not like i have them bound to the same key in darktide

[spare talon]

i do

[rotund shoal]

oh

i set up the same scheme as i use in dt lol

[vague depot]

Something that can compensate for thanmers lacking horde clear

[paper harness]

the thunder hammer does have horde clear

[spare talon]

i personally find thammer to have quite decent horde clear

it has really high cleave and not terrible min cleave damage

[gray ice]

thammer horde clear is quite good comparable now

miles off what it used to be

[spare talon]

well no its min cleave damage is still quite shit, but the first few targets as it works through its profile are still decent

[nimble fiber]

still haven't tried it cause no plasteel lmao

[spare talon]

"no i just started this game yesterday"

[pale spindle]

what mod is that below your name? 🤔

[spare talon]

hardtide

[mystic ether]

🤨

[drifting wolf]

it should work, but i think at some point krieg's buzzaxe scales above any bayonet and becomes his best melee weapon, and you'll have it up nearly all the time by the time you're around max level

[spare talon]

winstreak tracker with support to where you can see others streaks too

[sly pebble]

what are your perks and blessings on thunder hammer?

[spare talon]

flak unyielding
thrust headtaker

slaughterer works too instead of headtaker, i just prefer ht

higher max benefit but ht has a much easier requirement

[placid fiber]

Oh the buzzaxe, or w/e, overrides it?

[paper harness]

I should change offender maxed pig

[drifting wolf]

nah you'll just be spending all your time in buzzaxe rampage and it'll be doing more damage than any bayonet

[placid fiber]

That's what I'm asking: When Krieg's skill is active, does that make him not get the bonus from the bayonet?

[drifting wolf]

nope

[paper harness]

too long

[drifting wolf]

i don't think the bayonet applies to his axe

[placid fiber]

Cause if he doesn't benefit from it, I might as well just use a jakobs weapon instead lol

[gray ice]

it doesn't

[sly pebble]

ah i got those too, do you also try to use melee on bosses?

[gray ice]

bayonets are good up until you can get capstone for resets on buzzaxe

[spare talon]

thammer is like THE melee boss weapon

[placid fiber]

Well, if that's the case I'll just stick with my jakobs weapons since they seem much better lol

[spare talon]

2 shots with fully held activated heavy attacks

[paper harness]

[drifting wolf]

release the beast, right

[sly pebble]

the charge does not depend on timing, or does it? it has something about the sound that makes you think it could be like that

[spare talon]

thrust blessing

[gray ice]

ye

[sly pebble]

i mean the special, mouse 5 activation

[drifting wolf]

that's when melee krieg begins to shine

[polar cipher]

what were you going for here

[spare talon]

as long as its used before it times out

[spare talon]

i assume you just needed a g

[lean cairn]

how do people play vet? it feels like a neutered version of zealot to me

[placid fiber]

There's honestly no real comparison, yet. It just feels like, at least in the early game for sure, jakobs weapons are just better than most of the other options...

[spare talon]

i wanted to rename my ogryn KarsExtendedWarranty but that is also too long

[paper harness]

Settled on rindas plap hog

[gray ice]

in terms of raw stats jakobs weapons are usually going to be better a lot of the time but there's tradeoffs

[lean cairn]

i kept my zealot name simple and called him BALLHOLE

[polar cipher]

no words

[gray ice]

which is usually the low mag size, medium to long reloads and semi auto

[polar cipher]

this is arguably worse

[drifting wolf]

seek forgiveness

[lean cairn]

ballholers rise up

[placid fiber]

Meanwhile my Sniper has only been Jakobs, so far lol

[spare talon]

have you never seen pegged by hadron
that was his name for the longest time

[polar cipher]

no

thats

[placid fiber]

And for some reason the Sniper always seems to be the best 2nd weapon for me...

[polar cipher]

next its gonna be freak for chaos spawn

[gray ice]

honestly for snipers I mostly prefer jakobs anyway

[paper harness]

I was cspawn pocketpussy once

[gray ice]

https://tenor.com/view/nick-confused-say-what-young-gif-20141667

[south grove]

john's user is rannick x cspawn

[polar cipher]

oh my god

[ornate bone]

Jakobs is poggers

[polar cipher]

STOP

these are out of control

[ornate bone]

S

[drifting wolf]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1110482569910308935/1264448028392030299/caption.gif

[lean cairn]

what we thinking

[ornate bone]

So is Vladivostok or whatever was the brand

[placid fiber]

So the Jakobs tradeoffs are much more worth it, in your opinion, with snipers?

[south grove]

I've seen a trio of player:
hestia's chair
hadron's chair
melk's onahole

[polar cipher]

the bottom one,,,,

[paper harness]

melk-drinker

[south grove]

might've misremembered how the hestia and hadron ones actually was but

basically that

[paper harness]

i-nut-in-hestia

[gray ice]

yea because for sniper, 90% of the time Im looking for something to chunk targets

[lean cairn]

i use a voice line mod to say the reviving lines for ogryn so he says shit like "i feel we're doing this the wrong way around ogryn"

[placid fiber]

It does feel wrong to be using a Sniper Rifle on Krieg, tho, lol

[gray ice]

unless Im using a legendary sniper or trespasser, prolly just a jakobs purp

[polar cipher]

this is beautiful actually i have to give that one to you

i just figured out how to use mods yesterday

scoreboard not looking good

[balmy olive]

BALLHOLE

[gray ice]

¯_(ツ)_/¯ I've done so many wacko playthroughs

[balmy olive]

a legend

[drifting wolf]

sniper krieg sniper krieg

[lean cairn]

thanks

[drifting wolf]

my mind may be gone but my aim is true

[balmy olive]

i have seen some interesting darktide names

[placid fiber]

I mean he's a melee focused character... and I'm using the polar opposite of his specialty due to just having a powerful sniper rifle right now lol

[obsidian prairie]

He has a sniper tree

[south grove]

What the fuck

[gray ice]

We simply use the tools RNGesus provides us with

[south grove]

I found utter filth in my dorm room

[ornate bone]

You cannot hide your profile picture from the trained eye, I know that's Haydee

[gray ice]

also you'd think this but krieg's a great sniper when you learn the arc on the buzzaxe throws

[balmy olive]

[south grove]

I need to talk to my roommates

[gray ice]

https://tenor.com/view/momoa-hahas-ax-thorwing-axes-momoa-throwing-axes-gif-2936947583443676812

[placid fiber]

And, for some reason, rngesus has ALWAYS GIVEN ME A SNIPER RIFLE... -_-

[south grove]

one of them needs to leave

[gray ice]

I recommend a wood chipper for negotiations

[balmy olive]

is that personal experience vin

[gray ice]

Due to legal issues I'm not allowed to answer that

[balmy olive]

LOL

[south grove]

I know someone owns a PPK in this dorm

[spare talon]

currently in metaphor, the most damaging weapon i have by a long shot
is an abacus
like the counting tool
almost 2x damage than my swords

[south grove]

idc whose it is but it might get used

[balmy olive]

zealots where yall at

[polar cipher]

nier :3

[dark spire]

Knife gang

[balmy olive]

wait is that a mod

[dark spire]

https://tenor.com/view/kill-stab-thinking-arya-got-gif-14033550

[placid fiber]

I find the line that Krieg says "My pecks have pecks" to be extremely amusing lol

[polar cipher]

HAMMER !!

[polar cipher]

no

[balmy olive]

im activating my warhammer rn

[gray ice]

Like a walther PPK?

[south grove]

yea

[balmy olive]

bout to overhead this crusher

[polar cipher]

ts hammer time

[balmy olive]

stop! HAMMER TIME

so true

[gray ice]

we eating

[drifting wolf]

there's dialogue for raving retribution that was apparently disabled after an updated which can be restored by mods

they're

something

[polar cipher]

where's my supersuit but it's a zealot saying where's my hammer

[balmy olive]

the 42nd millenium

[balmy olive]

someone has to make it now

zealots after the update makes thunderhammer not feel trash

HONEY

[polar cipher]

artwork or cosplay

[lean cairn]

they need to bring back shirtless so i can make my ogryn general butt naked

[balmy olive]

WHERE IS MY THUNDERHAMMER

[polar cipher]

I NEED MY THUNDER HAMMER!!!

[balmy olive]

i mean even a video

[polar cipher]

YOU SAID YOU POLISHED IT LAST NIGHT !!

[drifting wolf]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dd0IaBX8cEU&t=1288s

[paper harness]

Who says v3 does not exist

[placid fiber]

oh lol... I meleed the radius a few times and it blew up xD

[gray ice]

I AM THE GREATEST THUNDERHAMMER YOU ARE EVER GONNA GET

[lean cairn]

send it to me then

actually nvm

[balmy olive]

the kind of knife i be on

[polar cipher]

ill make a thammer fr

[lean cairn]

if you had it you'd have been using it

[paper harness]

I have a theory on how it was fixed

[ornate bone]

https://tenor.com/view/jerma-gif-14663292704966997212

[balmy olive]

:3

[polar cipher]

:3

[polar cipher]

how

[south grove]

https://tenor.com/view/jerma-hatsune-miku-scary-creepy-cyan-gif-3750317042294263169

[balmy olive]

last few zealot cosmetics have been mid tbh

[south grove]

HUMAN MEAT!!

[balmy olive]

cannibalism is heretic behavior

chill out fr

[opaque island]

your zealot is mid

[balmy olive]

partially true

[south grove]

THERE'S NO FLAVOUR WITHOUT SPORT

[ornate bone]

Jerma is my spirit animal

[opaque island]

wait, you were supposed to disagree, you should have more self confidence!

[balmy olive]

YOU'RE STILL THE SAME SISTER, ALWAYS PLAYING WITH YOUR FOOD

[opaque island]

sparkle on dudes!

[balmy olive]

:o

sorry

not my specialty

[drifting wolf]

corpse starch

[balmy olive]

sshhhhhhhhhhh

[paper harness]

plap plap plap

[opaque island]

https://tenor.com/view/sparkle-on-its-wednesday-dont-forget-to-be-yourself-jerma-slay-gif-26287606

[ornate bone]

What is corpse starch, actually

[drifting wolf]

human meat

[balmy olive]

[ornate bone]

Oh

[opaque island]

it is literally what it says on the tin

[balmy olive]

would you accept?

[ornate bone]

I thought it was just something that tasted so bad they called it a corpse

[south grove]

rinda's pet plap hog

[polar cipher]

did the president accept?

[paper harness]

you heard me

[balmy olive]

he did unfortuantely

[polar cipher]

but did he consent?

[balmy olive]

no

[opaque island]

pray for me my compatriots, i am about to get turnt

[polar cipher]

you have that option

[south grove]

I still think rodin should've had a combi plasma or smth cool like that

[balmy olive]

yo on a wednesday?

[balmy olive]

thank you for letting me know that

[polar cipher]

without the rest of us?

[balmy olive]

i will decline

[polar cipher]

a wise option

[drifting wolf]

nah it's human corpses and probably the occasional rat

[south grove]

yea

give them cool weapons

[opaque island]

i got really lucky and beat damnation twins with the first team I ran with, havent fought them since

[obsidian prairie]

My transcendence is complete

[south grove]

make me wanna fight them more for their cool shit

[opaque island]

do people even pub the twins anymore or is it mostly premades now

[south grove]

yea

there's still lost souls roaming the orthus offensive

[polar cipher]

https://tenor.com/view/train-loop-robot-gif-10908765

[balmy olive]

this is so good omg

thank you

saving this

[polar cipher]

i love trains

[paper harness]

mosty discord carries

[polar cipher]

i have so many train gifs

[balmy olive]

you too? wth

[polar cipher]

omg !!!!!!

train lover spotted

[ornate bone]

I wonder if at some point that arm makes a mistake

[south grove]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/211203478284926976/1266172371262242886/caption.gif

[polar cipher]

surely it has to

[balmy olive]

i may or may not have a pennsylvania railroad mousepad

[polar cipher]

is anything statistically perfect?

omg

[ornate bone]

Me

[polar cipher]

!!!!!

[balmy olive]

what does statistical perfection look like

[polar cipher]

https://tenor.com/view/bobbycord-esmbot-funny-meme-crossrail-gif-25597721

[dark spire]

That thing was too big to be called a sword. Too big, too thick, too heavy, and too rough, it was more like a large hunk of iron

[ornate bone]

I have a certificate from the Academy of Mathematics telling me I'm just goated

[lean cairn]

who is cooler rinda or rodin

[polar cipher]

i hate math

[south grove]

rinda's pet plap hog

I summon thee

[paper harness]

rinda lets me make it plap

[ornate bone]

https://tenor.com/view/jerma-jerma985-burger-shy-meow-gif-26088099

[polar cipher]

help

[paper harness]

right @cinder cobalt ?

wrong one

[balmy olive]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1070028490583322626/1149912474380943413/C19C8E1F-C2E3-42F7-AA0B-D7B02AE6E550.gif

[opaque island]

yall played Gloomwood yet, if you can handle thief style graphics its very good so far

[paper harness]

@pliant ice

[polar cipher]

shoot me for asking but what is a

plap hog.

[south grove]

@grenadenoise

[ornate bone]

I hate it when I don't understand it

[south grove]

hiiiiii

:3

[lean cairn]

you ever heard of david cameron

[ornate bone]

I am based

[south grove]

wake up nade

[polar cipher]

yes

[south grove]

it's time for you to post that copypasta again

[paper pine]

is this a glitch? why have i got 62

[ornate bone]

Everything I don't know should stop existing

[lean cairn]

well in university he stuck his dick in a pigs head

[dark spire]

Yes and bis

[ornate bone]

He what

[polar cipher]

wHAT

[polar cipher]

yea what he said

[paper harness]

plap plap plap get pregnant

[lean cairn]

david cameron was the original plap hog

or was the hog the plap hog

[ornate bone]

Based points for courage, cringe points for action

[lean cairn]

@paper harness are you saying you get pegged by rinda

[south grove]

that's bad

other stats are rounded up

so that means your other stats aren't actually 80

[vocal flax]

i keep reading that zarona is good against crushers but its not ? its good againt the other ogryn enemies except for them ? and isnt good for bosses either. do i just leave crushers and bosses to other teamates ?

[paper pine]

i think it was stability that glitched up

[ornate bone]

Zarona is poggers against crushers

[south grove]

59 on dump stats is good bc it's rounded down and that point is distributed somewhere else

[vocal flax]

where do you shoot them ?

[ornate bone]

The dick

[south grove]

It's excellent against armour, can you post your revolver so I can help?

[paper pine]

cuz stability was 78 max before I enhanced

[vocal flax]

granted i havnt empowered it all the way, but yeah

[ornate bone]

Penetration moment

[polar cipher]

gyat

[balmy olive]

no rending blessing

cry

[opaque island]

25% carapace would help too dunno if you need it or what the top perks are tbh

[balmy olive]

whoops

wrong ping

[placid fiber]

tfw you parkor up somewhere... only to find there was a ladder to that area all along...

[balmy olive]

you need the one where you get rending on crit

[ornate bone]

Ping ur mom

[south grove]

Yea, problem is you aren't running the one most important blessing on the gun. Handcannon deals 60% rending on crits, swap out crucian roulette with it

[balmy olive]

@ornate bone

[paper harness]

she lets me make them cheeks clap

[polar cipher]

youre just cooler

for not using it

[balmy olive]

yea this

[vocal flax]

what perks do i need for the revolver to be good against crushesrs / bosses

[lean cairn]

PEGGED-BY-SEFONI

[vocal flax]

cause rn they are the bane of my existence

[vocal flax]

got itttttt thank you !

[ornate bone]

I actually look vaguely like Jerma

I am poggerful

[vocal flax]

what does rending do, exactly ?

[balmy olive]

[opaque island]

Hot (crazy) single psykers in your area! match now!

[south grove]

ignores portions of the ADMS

[opaque island]

some of the stuff Sefoni says while your in the grinder are very interesting

[south grove]

so basically armour penetration

[vocal flax]

sorry for noob but what is ADMS lol

[paper harness]

i would grind her

[ornate bone]

Me on my way to video call someone to show them rending on a whiteboard

[south grove]

armour damage

[balmy olive]

what.

[vocal flax]

got it swappign it rn. tyvm !

[rotund shoal]

Doktor Krall core

[ornate bone]

Os Kakrall

[ornate bone]

Vro

[south grove]

This is my own revolver setup and it performs excellently

[balmy olive]

what in the emperor's name

[rotund shoal]

hornyposting gives xp confirmed

[lean cairn]

RINDA-BREEDING-BOY

[south grove]

It's better to dump reload speed because 60% to 80% is negligible but mobility has a noticable increase.

[lean cairn]

barely fits

[balmy olive]

those are heretics you're talking about

what is WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE

[rotund shoal]

STEPFONI-MY-BALLS

18 exactly i think

[ornate bone]

Me on my way to spend all my aquilas on that Hallowussy

[vocal flax]

is flak a good substitute for carapace or should i put carapace on as a perk ?

[paper harness]

that is why I am at 1792

[south grove]

I don't think there's a breakpoint by adding flak onto your revolver

[vocal flax]

not sure if those are preference or if one is beter than the other

[vocal flax]

i see

[opaque island]

Sefoni the kinda gal to just implant the memory of it happening in your head and happily going about her day

does it really make a difference to you at that point?

[south grove]

Only situation I'd say flak is good is against assassination bosses but you should be using melee for that.

@rotund shoal

maelstrom I-II regular board right now

[rotund shoal]

if i got put into the rejects theyd find me asphyxiated in sefonis tank

[rotund shoal]

roger

[paper harness]

I changed my name and my game crahsed

[rotund shoal]

u up for it now @south grove ?

[south grove]

yea sure

[rotund shoal]

loggin in

[opaque island]

have we hit peak hornyposting chat?

[south grove]

I'm gonna try to vet this but I think zealot's probably better for duo

[south grove]

no

[vocal flax]

im usually a hammer/flamer guy but wanted to try something else, and using heavy sword / revolver now

[paper harness]

do not mind the borked screenshot lmao

[lean cairn]

SMOTHERED-BY-RINDA

[rotund shoal]

oh my god RINDAS-IMPREGNATOR

made me lol

[opaque island]

stinky

[ornate bone]

Bro is playing on a 16:16 monitor

[paper harness]

Windows update broke win shift s

[placid fiber]

literally just remembered that I can just mute claptrap while I'm looting lol

[dark spire]

Permanently? Did you restart?

[opaque island]

seems fine to me

[lean cairn]

DUKANE-DOGGYSTYLE

[rotund shoal]

i got a lot of comments on HadronXChaosSpawn yet no one seems to find RannickXChaosSpawn as horny

dt players have a big hadron fetish

freaks

[ornate bone]

ngl

[south grove]

You haven't heard my 6,000 word fanfic about my couples life with Rinda, Sister of the Karnak Twins, Lieutenant of Cpt. Wolfer of the Traitoris Militarum regiment of the Moebian 6th in the Moebian.

[ornate bone]

I think Hadron's VA is boring

[rotund shoal]

nah I like it

[lean cairn]

she's better when with kayex

[ornate bone]

Kayex is pog

[rotund shoal]

kayex is best VA

[south grove]

Mommy Hadron can do anything to me

[paper harness]

verification failesd

fuck

[ornate bone]

Alice has a poggers VA to me

[lean cairn]

they dont let me dothis one

[ornate bone]

Cheeky cunt

[polar cipher]

making me wanna change my dt username

[ornate bone]

I just use normal names

Like a normal person

[lean cairn]

this is like 9/11 in warhammer

[paper harness]

I got demonhussy-eater

[silver void]

is chainaxe better than evis in term of hordes clear ?

[ornate bone]

Jorktide

[polar cipher]

down bad

[ornate bone]

Peanits stealer cult

[north sedge]

mk4 would be similar to mk15 in horde clear, mk3 evisc has more

[silver void]

mk3 has more clear than 15 ?

[polar cipher]

Rannicks chair

[north sedge]

quite a bit more

[polar cipher]

new username just dropped!

[silver void]

rampage savage sweep i guess ?

[north sedge]

its worse at elites though

yea

[silver void]

isn't 3 better for elites ?

[south grove]

When are we getting veteran berets

[ornate bone]

Rannick trying to find the sus impostor, but it was under him all along

[cold aspen]

precognition and thrust w/ duelist sword?

[south grove]

mk4 yea

[polar cipher]

lmaoo

[lean cairn]

SWAGGER-SUCKER

[pure ginkgo]

whats the best dump stat on revolver? mobility I assume?

[north sedge]

no mk15 has better single target dmg

[cold aspen]

do people even use the other marks?

[south grove]

Reload Speed

[north sedge]

Always Be Dumping Mobility

[south grove]

Mk5 is good too

[pure ginkgo]

yea thats what I've gleaned but was making sure ty

[cold aspen]

dont think ive even looked at the other marks lol

[south grove]

don't dump mobility

[subtle raptor]

Is there ANY point to the taxe special attacks or are they literally only used in melee loops?

[south grove]

reload speed between 60% to 80% is barely different

mobility between 60% to 80% is noticable

[rotund shoal]

reconnecting tin im infinity loading

[placid fiber]

Man... I'm not sure what specialy I want to do for Krieg... the 2nd looks neat, but, increasing the shield regen delay just sounds... ugh to me... meanwhile the 1st one looks cool, but, idk how much it's affecting me x.x

[north sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/doubt-press-x-la-noire-meme-x-button-gif-19259237

[south grove]

try it out yourself

I did

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SUBMISSIVE-PLAPHOG

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it is singular percent

[north sedge]

it's a miniscule difference

[rotund shoal]

no clue i just press m1 quickly

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[subtle raptor]

same!

[rotund shoal]

i think its actually optimal

[north sedge]

that's why we always be dumping mobility

[south grove]

@sterile basalt Path, would agile engagement work better than the ranged damage nodes?

[shy river]

wild flailing is the tac axe bread and butter

[south grove]

thinking about it since my knife needs serrated

[paper harness]

the knife has 2% better dodge distance between 60 and 80 percent

[shy river]

huge

[ornate bone]

Rager stagger

Poke them once

[subtle raptor]

ahh

[rotund shoal]

i find it quicker to just dodge dance around them

[subtle raptor]

thanks lad

[placid fiber]

Honestly I feel like Bloodlust is the way to go for me :/

[rotund shoal]

with the huge dodge distance + ij

[ornate bone]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/347254691966615552/1185818429010219058/attachment-35.gif

[paper harness]

you are honestly coping severely if you can notice 60-80

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also

[south grove]

I like it slightly better

[paper harness]

do not give advice

[south grove]

okayyyyy

sorry

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60% mob zarona

11%

max at 80%

13%

[ornate bone]

Poopypants dork

[paper harness]

yeah huge

only matters for speedrunning

nade 2.0

[south grove]

I don't speed run :/

[rotund shoal]

start the mael itn

tin

[south grove]

I just like mobility slightly more