zealot-class

[rotund shoal]

lel

[vague depot]

Idk why my pillow looks like a dog shedded on it every time

I’m still full of youth this cannot be

[median steeple]

Balding

[stone fern]

eat several kilos of garlic

[rotund shoal]

i started balding at 19

i had to shave it by 23

[vague depot]

Yea but you’re Romanian

[stone fern]

high T

[rotund shoal]

my dad was lucky and shaved at 30

[vague depot]

I gotta go look up solutions

[rotund shoal]

they dont work

or if they do they fuck up your hormones

only solution is hair transplant

or just shave it off

[median steeple]

Being bald is better than balding

[rotund shoal]

yes

100%

[vague depot]

Wish I could proc until death on my hair

[stable cypress]

Nah go get your hormones fucked up

[rotund shoal]

rogaine

[stable cypress]

As a treat

[rotund shoal]

is literally that

[median steeple]

But yeah you are either balding or whatever you are using to wash your hair Is fucking killing your shit

[stone fern]

test just does that for men

[median steeple]

But yeah look into it

[vague depot]

My family uses the same hair products as me and it isn’t affecting them

[median steeple]

Sorry to say

[rotund shoal]

u got high T my g

[vague depot]

I asked around and all my friends just told me it’s because of stress

What is high t

[stone fern]

nah

[rotund shoal]

high testosterone but its not really true

balding is a complex phenomenon

[vague depot]

That can’t be true

[median steeple]

Either high T, natural balding with genes, or you are being destroyed by stress/other environmental factors

[rotund shoal]

usually it is associated with slightly higher testorone levels but the mechanism is much more complicated

[stone fern]

test converts to some other hormone that legit causes hairloss

[median steeple]

Yeah because the human body sucks trust me I know

[stone fern]

beard fills out head hair stops filling thats the cycle for many men

[vague depot]

On the bright side I’ve never had acne in my life

But I’m still balding

I don’t wanna go bald

[median steeple]

It's so over

[vague depot]

I DONT WANNA BE BALD

NO

[rotund shoal]

not that bad

[vague depot]

IM STILL YOUNG

I CHOOSE LIFE

[median steeple]

You will become evil like hours

[vague depot]

I DONT WANNA BE BALDDDDD

[rotund shoal]

https://www.amazon.de/-/en/Wahl-Magic-Clip-Clippers-Removal/dp/B07V1NKZVL buy this when you do go bald

you will never have to pay for a haircut again

[vague depot]

BECAUSE ILL BE BALD

[rotund shoal]

yep

[spare talon]

buying this so i can break into peoples homes and shave their heads then leave

[south grove]

californian

[vague depot]

MY HAIR

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-hair-spin-gif-25783051

[south grove]

california girls we're unforgettable

idk the rest

[median steeple]

Hey man at least you still have facial hair

[rotund shoal]

dum dum dum bikinis on top

[south grove]

I still haven't grown facial hair yet

[median steeple]

Sun kissed skin we're unforgettable

[south grove]

:/

[rotund shoal]

yes u gotta grow a beard if u go bald

very few men have such a strong jaw so as not need at least some stubble

[vague depot]

Oh goodie im so happy I have hair all over my chin and under my nose instead of yknow THE TOP OF MY HEAD

[median steeple]

I can only grow a moustache since the rest of my hair likes the rest of my body

Baldr the bald

[vague depot]

I just saw one

A STRAND JUSR FELL OFF

[median steeple]

Well now you're stressed

[vague depot]

IM BALDING

IM GONNA DIE

[median steeple]

So of course you're gonna lose some hair

[rotund shoal]

oh this is really cathartic

[vague depot]

I WANT TO LIVE

[stone fern]

stop caring

[rotund shoal]

if it helps i had really thick long flowing black curls

[stone fern]

either go to turkey

[vague depot]

IM LITERALLY BALDING IN REAL TIME

[rotund shoal]

that all girls used to compliment

[vague depot]

Yea keyword HAD

[rotund shoal]

not much changed after i balded

women wise

[hollow abyss]

What would the dump stat be for the Heavy Eviscerator?

[vague depot]

mobility

[hollow abyss]

ty

[stone fern]

i knew one german dude he had perfect blonde hair looked like shit out of a video game

[median steeple]

Make an appointment with a dermatologist or something

[stone fern]

2 years later

bro has a 5head

hairline GONE

[polar nexus]

i have no idea why that works so well but i just cannot stop using it

[vague depot]

I hope that’s covered by medicare

[rotund shoal]

nope

[median steeple]

No prob not

[rotund shoal]

im not american but very rarely is that covered

[vague depot]

Amazing

[rotund shoal]

even in germany

[polar nexus]

cleave targets

[vague depot]

Literally two paths to choose

[stone fern]

its time to go to turkey or mexico for you americans

[polar nexus]

you won't go past 4 on mk15

[vague depot]

Either my head or my wallet is gonna be wiped clean

[median steeple]

Which way western man

[rotund shoal]

i mean you gotta go bald first to even get a hair transplant

[stone fern]

not really

just gotta wait for it to stabalize

[rotund shoal]

otherwise u gotta redo it

[vague depot]

I don’t wanna become the Salamanca cousins

[rotund shoal]

yeh the stabilization involves going bald first

[stone fern]

smh

[vague depot]

SO IM STILL GONNA GO BALD

[polar nexus]

embrace the baldness

[stone fern]

i hate to say it

[polar nexus]

get tatoos and a beard

[median steeple]

Ooo get a whole head tattoo man

[stone fern]

but why dont americans get that many people have great and equivlant living standards

[median steeple]

Rock the lorgar look lmao

[south grove]

@copper hawk post scoreboard

I had an out of memory crash

[vague depot]

Yo I’m gonna carve a tattoo into your skull thammer style

I DONT WANT TO BE BALD

[polar nexus]

i have the dorn look lmao

[median steeple]

Well at least my brain can be used for something good

[polar nexus]

full grey

[rotund shoal]

y

[vague depot]

My head

It’s dented

[median steeple]

The gamer dent

[vague depot]

I run my hand across my hair and I feel a shit ton of very large lumps

And then I look at my hand and all I see is my hair

Becuase I’m BALDING

FUCK

[median steeple]

Have you perhaps seen a doctor about that

[rotund shoal]

umm large lumps arent a part of balding

[polar nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/mr-potato-head-look-happy-excited-toy-gif-14504973

[vague depot]

Doctor prescribed vitamin d or something and he was like “can you go get some friends and go outside or some shit”

[rotund shoal]

i loled irl at that

[south grove]

it was all worth it

[vague depot]

No that’s just because I got hit in the head a lot as a kid

[south grove]

the nightmares are over

[vague depot]

But it means I cannot go bald

[stone fern]

@sterile basalt look at this dude

[vague depot]

My head will literally look like a unmade blanket on a bed

[quaint turret]

Hey all, Quick question: what is the dump stat for the evicirator?

[south grove]

he witnessed it

[vague depot]

Mobility

[polar nexus]

cleave targets

[median steeple]

Balding is already turning you evil the core message of 40k remains true...

[vague depot]

I WAS TOLD MOBILITY WAS THE DUMP STAT

[south grove]

When you first saw True Plasma Gun, were you blinded by its majesty?

[polar nexus]

well no

[vague depot]

STOP RELATING IT TO BALDING

[median steeple]

By WHO

They shall be skinned

[stone fern]

no

charge rate too high

[vague depot]

I don’t remember their name

[south grove]

I can dump the maximum amounts of shots at the least amount of time

[vague depot]

But I was all like “can I get a evis build” and they went “yea go fire grenade fotf martyrdom and dump mobility”

[polar nexus]

oO

[south grove]

https://tenor.com/view/gojo-gojo-smile-gojo-maniac-gojo-laugh-gif-13257859273272055083

I can finally purple people

[polar nexus]

why

[stone fern]

dump theese

[south grove]

https://tenor.com/view/4lokogangemperor-fnaf-goldern-freddy-fredbear-ys-gif-14811637999274399355

[copper hawk]

what are the blessings for the bolt pistol

[polar nexus]

puncture

[south grove]

surgical DA

[rotund shoal]

deadly a../surgical

[south grove]

or puncture lethal prox

[copper hawk]

why not puncture

[rotund shoal]

punctures good

[polar nexus]

that's a vet thing da + surgical

[south grove]

I like lethal prox for tactical nuke crushers

[polar nexus]

puncture + run n gun is nice

[copper hawk]

what are the perks

[rotund shoal]

opinion invalid

[median steeple]

Do not run punc on bolt pistol

[copper hawk]

this is for zealot

[rotund shoal]

opinion invalid

[median steeple]

I will find you

[south grove]

flakiac I think

[polar nexus]

you're a zealot

[south grove]

lemme check

[rotund shoal]

so?

[polar nexus]

gotta zoom bro

[median steeple]

Yes

[rotund shoal]

i got 250 levels on vet as well lol

[copper hawk]

man i dont believe any of u mfers

[median steeple]

It's flakiac

[rotund shoal]

i just dont say it in this chat too often so i dont get flamed

[copper hawk]

this is glorpshit

[south grove]

also post scoreboard

[copper hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/glorp-glorpshit-mad-gif-12826934952903770254

[south grove]

pretty please?

[copper hawk]

i dont have scoreboard anymore

[median steeple]

Believe me the only mf who actually uses the damn gun!

[copper hawk]

it makes my game lag

[polar nexus]

puncture will let you achieve some nice bp with maniac

[median steeple]

Oh yeah asmongold got banned

Death to the roach king

[south grove]

yea this is mine

[polar nexus]

like the flamer

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/the-boys-s4-homelander-cough-disgust-gif-15540398707739933423

[south grove]

why

[polar nexus]

hello young one

[south grove]

I'm tac nuking with ever crusher powered blow

that's all I care about

[copper hawk]

sorry for late reply but

https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/iSolyVfJJpN5dUCPf?invite=cr-MSxBSUUsMjA0MjU2ODk0LA

[median steeple]

Mobil is the dump stat, LP and punc don't work together, and if you want to use punc with crusher just use the normal bolter

[copper hawk]

https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/iTbdN7XMMkVTjhFt5?invite=cr-MSw5MEwsMjA0MjU2ODk0LA
https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/iSosFsHfIzhsOo8i4?invite=cr-MSx6MzEsMjA0MjU2ODk0LA

[south grove]

crusher as in the weapon

puncture is just a nice addon

[rotund shoal]

ahahahahahha

[south grove]

I barely pull it out

it's a sidearm

and when I use it I want to aim heads

[polar nexus]

you don't take punc for crusher, on the bistol

[stone fern]

secnd clip

happened to me

i had a mauler that didnt spawn

i started clearing then it spawned behind me

[median steeple]

Then take DA

Either way LP and punc is just not the vibe

[south grove]

the main reason I run it is for the massive explosion for crusher power attacks

[polar nexus]

no da without surgical

[median steeple]

That's what I'm saying just run normal bolter

[polar nexus]

you take it for those pesky specialists

[polar nexus]

but at that point... just use throwing knives

[median steeple]

Then run DA surg

[south grove]

schizopost in my mourningstar lobby

[polar nexus]

or use punc on big targets as a scourge enabler

[south grove]

I need lethal prox for the crusher blows

the bleed is at point blank w/ the explosions

stagger + bleed as a bonus

I'm getting stared at

I'm scared

[rotund shoal]

theyre schizoposting in eu morningstar as well

[polar nexus]

if you don't use scourge... use run 'n gun instead no?

[south grove]

@copper hawk we queuing smth or nah

[vague depot]

I can’t tell what the diagonal swing after the heavy was

[median steeple]

I'm pretty sure the explosions don't proc bleed from punc unless I'm misreading this

[vague depot]

Is that just the second heavy attack

[median steeple]

Punc is from direct hits

[south grove]

yea it's just stagger + whatever I hit

I don't mind it lol

but if you do have any suggestions I would love to take it

I'm relatively new to bpistols

[robust sleet]

hey guys, im looking for an axe build for zealot. anyone got recommendations?

[copper hawk]

yah

[copper hawk]

special attack

[south grove]

what axe

[copper hawk]

it's the special attack button

[vague depot]

Oh aight

[south grove]

standard IJ or piety should work

[copper hawk]

the special attack is the diagonal swing

[median steeple]

Again I just say DA/surg since punc is just better ime on bolter, and when something is close enough for LP to have use at that point just use melee, I understand you'd want to use lp for crusher but like... You don't reallyyy need it

[vague depot]

Better dps than h1 bc?

[copper hawk]

better against carapace

[robust sleet]

an axe axe :D, I dont know anything about them

[vague depot]

Got it thanks

[south grove]

I would say rashad but giving meta weapons and builds to new players develops bad habits

[vague depot]

Give em a tac axe crit build

[rotund shoal]

like relying on push attacks

[south grove]

but yea just run the standard FOTF IJ build is good enough

[rotund shoal]

dont

tac axe is my baby now

im gate keeping it

[south grove]

hey to be fair I'm a controller player from the start

[vague depot]

What’s wrong with push attacks

[south grove]

at 14 fps there's only so much I could do

[median steeple]

Instead of being a normal axe user be based and use Chaxe (it's cooler)

[rotund shoal]

nothing at all

[south grove]

he's making fun of me crutching on push attacks

[vague depot]

Ah

[rotund shoal]

some weapons have very strong push attacks

[robust sleet]

ok, what stats should I aim for on the axe?

[rotund shoal]

but tintin started with mk6 which has the most spammable push attack

and best

besides like crusher

[vague depot]

I just used whatever until I came across the heavy evis

Push attack on that felt fun to use

[south grove]

dump mobility on combat and tactical axes, and defense on chain axe

[robust sleet]

oki, ty

[polar nexus]

no

[south grove]

so you wanna make sure the dump stat is 60% so you can maximise the rest of the axe

[polar nexus]

dump cleave targets on antax

[median steeple]

Well with the evis push attacks are usually part of the combo most people do (that's why it was memed back then)

[rotund shoal]

damn i love salted seeds but my mouth hurtss so much from them

[south grove]

barely anyone uses antax

[copper hawk]

im using a kind of insane build rn

[south grove]

most people just skip straight to rashad

[rotund shoal]

especially cuz i cant eat them alone i have to imbibe alcohol or orange juice

[copper hawk]

im not using thy wrath be swift

[rotund shoal]

based

[vague depot]

My idea behind not taking twbs was that if I was getting hit I’m already getting overwhelmed and I shouldn’t be in that situation in the first place

[rotund shoal]

no twbs is literally one of the best skills in the game

i was saying based cuz not taking it is funny

[median steeple]

Taking just for the value of being able to do objectives without care is nice (my pub teams never do them)

[vague depot]

Oh damn I been dropping it every time for more damage 💀

[stone fern]

yeah see

chocoB ues a thammer build without twbs

I am in fact

[vague depot]

I’m not chocob

[stone fern]

#nothim

[full nebula]

I won't say when, how, or where. But a guy tried to prove a point by showing me his playtime, and I have almost double

[south grove]

vets when they don't take iron will:

[rotund shoal]

dropping it is either for funny builds like cica or extreme dmg maxxing cuz youre really good

[stone fern]

that game was a struggle

[rotund shoal]

dont do it if u dont know what ure doing

[polar nexus]

that's your opinion, there's no data behind that argument lol

[vague depot]

That guy can go in with the worst loadout known to man and still pop off

I lost a normal auric with ds flamer

I am not him

[median steeple]

I hope fatshark releases a thing again showing use %s for weapons (they only did it once for vet and it was a meme)

[copper hawk]

https://x.com/DelysidOfficial/status/1846251981381189916

DelysidOfficial (@DelysidOfficial) on X

Twitter · Oct 15, 2024, 6:09 PM

[south grove]

I've only seen 2 antax users in the past 4 weeks

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/air-swim-cat-gif-25752697

[twilit shard]

https://tenor.com/view/what-was-that-barn-owl-robert-e-fuller-head-turn-huh-gif-12175657068308509997

[pure tree]

https://tenor.com/view/to-the-depths-with-you-cat-being-dragged-cat-cat-being-pulled-cat-being-pulled-into-void-gif-27596343

[frosty herald]

Fitness

[south grove]

and in that past 4 weeks I had 250~ hours playtime

[stone fern]

why are muties the best enemy in the game?

[twilit shard]

Fitness nuts in y-

[median steeple]

Owlb

https://tenor.com/view/baby-stolas-happy-gif-26384736

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/majin-vegeta-vegeta-dragon-ball-z-gif-27026274

[polar nexus]

that's anecdotal, not data

[twilit shard]

https://tenor.com/view/dancing-barn-owl-robert-e-fuller-vibing-having-fun-gif-3057495330079951722

[polar nexus]

and we do not have that data

[median steeple]

The vibe

[south grove]

alr

[polar nexus]

it's not against you

but if we're talking about a weapon category, there's some disctintions to be made

[placid fiber]

Man... despite getting shafted left and right this entire run I somehow made it to Agahnim... I mean... I had to fight the 1st boss with a level 1 sword, and do half of the 4th floor with it as well lol

I wasn't even given my final sword upgrade xD

[finite grotto]

what has this channel become

[south folio]

mr worldwide

[polar nexus]

arco!

[placid fiber]

I at least won x.x

[placid fiber]

I mean... it is what it has always been... >.>

A casual hangout for people who play darktide

[finite grotto]

coming from the veterans, i guess zealot builds are simpler to discuss

luv me eviscerator simple as

[placid fiber]

I mean... take second wind on non marty builds, and take bleed for the emperor on marty builds... <.<

[south folio]

MRAAAAAAWWWWWWRRRRRRRR

[finite grotto]

the vet tree is too huge to goof around

[polar nexus]

the crit dr is often enough on martyr build

[finite grotto]

rev the chainsword

[full nebula]

Whats good for the bolt pistol?

[finite grotto]

blessing that makes it explode on close range

[rotund shoal]

tacaxe literally op wtf

[copper hawk]

wtf

it said u took 3k damage on my screen

[rotund shoal]

took a bunch of dmg but even adjusted for that this is literally rashad level

except mobile

wtf

[copper hawk]

idk how 2 say this without sounding like a prick or a big meanie head but

[rotund shoal]

how did i never know how goodt his axe is

[copper hawk]

u guys need to do the objective

please

[south grove]

3k damage on Power DI

[south grove]

I tried

[copper hawk]

we should not need to spend 12 minutes on the auspex room

[south grove]

I did

sorry

[copper hawk]

i was the only one protecting talvi doin that lol

it's alright but just be mindful of it

it's just a game not that serious

[south grove]

I was in the corner but talvi took up the auspex

[copper hawk]

just a point of improvement

[rotund shoal]

i got really into the axe yea

its so fun

[copper hawk]

troo

[rotund shoal]

i havent felt that much fun in a long while in darktide

[polar nexus]

the heavies does almost as much dmg as the rashad lights, and they come faster

[south grove]

I know why I got damaged so much now

I forgot to put on my toughness curios

[vague depot]

Wallahi

[south grove]

I'm still running the 3 stamina curios

[polar nexus]

and on the mk7 pa

[rotund shoal]

i used 3 heavies total lol

[south grove]

alr swapped back

it's 2 toughness 1 stam now

[polar nexus]

you did pa?

[rotund shoal]

just light spam

[rotund shoal]

why did everyone take so much dmg on this screen

vs the other scoreboard

oh it must be toughness as well

right?

[south grove]

PowerDI is more accurate

Idt it's + toughness too though

[rotund shoal]

i have 200 something health

[south grove]

lemme check

[rotund shoal]

that would have meant i took like 14 health bars of dmg

which just isnt possible

[copper hawk]

noh u had third least damage

John had 3k damage

damage taken*

[south grove]

counts overkill damage

that's why

[copper hawk]

srry im stipid

yarp

[ember yew]

i've been telling people that for like 3 months+

[rotund shoal]

i alt tabed to read the notif and died lmao

[ember yew]

dont alttab with enemies around

just after you clear the place

🍆

[plucky gate]

this is what having a phone is for

[tiny star]

is knife significantly better than dueling sword or is it really just personal preference?

[ember yew]

preference

[tiny star]

thank ya!

[plucky gate]

i'd say it's worse

[tiny star]

knife is worse than dueling sword?

[full nebula]

yes

duelling sword is longer knife and does more damage

[plucky gate]

people have been saying dueling sword is actually overpowered and are expecting it to get nerfed

[ember yew]

knife better mobility, ds4 better damage, but overall power levels aren't that different

[plucky gate]

i don't think anyone has been crying out for knife nerfs

[full nebula]

ds kills things slightly faster, if it was tuned to knife level itd be fine

[south folio]

enlightened complaining about both the knife and ds

[plucky gate]

Pretty sure no one would expect a knife nerf

[south folio]

that's what they want you to think

[stone fern]

time to nerf ds4 because its op on zealot

[south folio]

and right when you least expect it, WHAM

[ember yew]

i dont expect DS4 nerfs either, since Pickaxe exist

[full nebula]

^

[stone fern]

i love balancing weapons based on classes instead of weapons

[full nebula]

nobody cares about ogryn tho

he slow

[ember yew]

[full nebula]

doesnt matter that hes near unstoppable if youre not bad

[south folio]

shrimple answer is to touch both

[stone fern]

as long as no one touches my branx idc

[stone fern]

i hope they start by touching u

[south folio]

my vile and highly despicable nature will them not want to do so

[full nebula]

ogryn technically has 5-6 weapons that can 1 shot crushers

nobody gives a shit tho

[stone fern]

"my vile nature"
shut up i bet you're fucking adorable and respectable

[stone fern]

really?

[full nebula]

technically

thats including the other marks of weapons

[stone fern]

i thought only branx could

[full nebula]

nooo

all the picks can

all the shovels can

[stone fern]

oh yeah the shovels

[full nebula]

some just easier than others

[stone fern]

i forgot about those

[plucky gate]

yeah some are more build dependant

[stone fern]

the medium and light picks tho?

do you need heavy hitter stacks?

[full nebula]

oh yeah, they will. Granted it might need stacks of something

[stone fern]

ah yeah

[full nebula]

generally you need crunch

[stone fern]

crunch

ignored

baned

muted

[full nebula]

Lmao

Crunch good

nerds dont know how to use crunch

[stone fern]

LOOK AT THIS DUDE

ARCO

HE LIKES CRUNCH

[full nebula]

who needs carapace when crunch does the job?

[south folio]

at least ostensibly, the ds4 does have a very noticeable edge (though knife has some extra crit chance)

[spare talon]

crunch poopy
take too long to use
ogryn heavies are so slow

[stone fern]

my man

i can do 3 heavies

[plucky gate]

yeah i refuse to take crunch for those meme breakpoints

[stone fern]

by the time it takes you to crunch

[vapid sun]

man, vet recon lasgun is fun

[full nebula]

smh people dont like 1shotting 4 crushers at a time i guess

[south folio]

bm on ogryns got removed didn't it, or is that still raound

[stone fern]

by the time you charged your heavy

you got dogged

[stone fern]

still exists

[full nebula]

If you dont know how to play ogryn yes

[south folio]

ah damn

[stone fern]

but doesnt work on ogryn enemies i think

[plucky gate]

i think that's what he meant

[south folio]

oh

yeah

[stone fern]

eh

i just really like branx

its a bit op imo tho

[south folio]

branx is the first to go then

[full nebula]

thats what i use too

[south folio]

360 no scoped

[stone fern]

you and dorn talk so much shit

[full nebula]

mk5 shovel has been around for a while and nobody cares

[stone fern]

but at the end of the day

this is real life...........

reddit gets the dev team

[south folio]

we live in a society

[full nebula]

theres a stream out there of the devs talking about not wanting to nerf things btw

[stone fern]

cant believe dorn convinced me rashad was gonna get nerfed this last patch

[full nebula]

So if anything we'll probably get powercreep

[stone fern]

i played so much rashad because i thought brutal was gonna get nuked

now i cant play anything else

[full nebula]

use Paul

[south folio]

though powercreep will have its limits before it starts to be obvious, even for the most oblivious people, and i'd say that we're already kind of teeteering that edge

[stone fern]

fuck paul fuck saul

idc

[full nebula]

pauls still shit

[stone fern]

ill go back to evi15 my beloved..........

[full nebula]

NOBODY uses paul

[stone fern]

spawns arent even fixed yet

[full nebula]

fatshark is a forward company

forget all of those years old bugs

[stone fern]

i have like one ambush and one hoard that function correctly out of every 10 games

[undone pewter]

True bur I don't think there's many things that would even need changing to cause it to go over the edge.

Like I doubt we're going to get another autopistol meta

[ember yew]

i watched Forever Winter devs stream, they said instead of nerfing weapons, they can make 50 different ways to make you suffer

[full nebula]

see now thats a good idea

more modifiers

more

MORE]

[ember yew]

https://tenor.com/view/mr-bison-street-fighter-yes-gif-3718772

[naive stirrup]

just remove it from zealot
there's a reason he didn't have it to start with

[copper hawk]

grr

im meowldin right meow.

https://tenor.com/view/anger-felix-argyle-femboy-anime-angry-gif-3964924584518137680

[ember yew]

i trade it for pickaxes

[stone fern]

me when me me when me

[south folio]

so true, zealot doesn't deserve any swagger

[stone fern]

i agree with that statement

[south folio]

hnghgnghnhggnghgngnnhgnhgng

[south grove]

my second death vexes me

[naive stirrup]

the psykers just m1'ing everything

[south grove]

it said a barrel detonated, detonated by no one, and no barrel near me at all

[full nebula]

This game needs more ogryn weapons, more psyker weapons, more modifiers, and more maps

or just more human weapons in general

[ember yew]

10+ more maps would be perfect

[full nebula]

but def ogryn weapons

[south folio]

ogryn doesn't exist, so more human weapons it is

[full nebula]

he's at least gotten weapons the last couple updates, psyker out here scrapin the bottom

[south folio]

as an unbiased psyker main, i ask for more psyker weapons

[stone fern]

they need to roll back psyker tree

[naive stirrup]

add minimum time to quell

[south folio]

we live in a society

[naive stirrup]

really it tbh

[copper hawk]

@tjntin

[south folio]

yeah, i'd just add a delay that increases when you quell again in a short time

[stone fern]

i could have afked that whole game

[copper hawk]

@south grove https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/iTct7Y6fi7QY1daLb?invite=cr-MSx5amQsMjA0MjU2ODk0LA

[stone fern]

or

or

[south folio]

i think it's fine to have a fast chain timing to and from quell, but it is ridiculous when it enables lmb spam

[stone fern]

or

remove the love handle nodes

unironically roll back the tree

[copper hawk]

https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/iTd0dEKtv1UH0rOqn?invite=cr-MSw2WXAsMjA0MjU2ODk0LA

[ember yew]

dis is fine

[copper hawk]

sorry this clip

i killed u tin tin

soooorrgy

[full nebula]

they should start using community polls for all content like an mmo

the customer is always right

[south grove]

1 and a half clutches

that was good

[undone pewter]

Only on reddit though

[copper hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/me-venti-jazene-gif-21911483

[south grove]

the tk is fine lol

[full nebula]

yes

[copper hawk]

nah i was robbed

https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/iTd3V0DPirGqq15eo?invite=cr-MSxuVnksMjA0MjU2ODk0LA

[south grove]

I get tk'd too easily

[full nebula]

Let reddit decide they always know whats best

[copper hawk]

the gunner WALKED OUT of my stun grenade aura

man what is this glorpshit ass game

https://tenor.com/view/glorp-glorpshit-mad-gif-12826934952903770254

[full nebula]

sorry the cons00mer is always right

[copper hawk]

man i hate this game kinda

https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/iTcMXCpGvUOHRDpSd?invite=cr-MSxLTkIsMjA0MjU2ODk0LA

[full nebula]

this game never has problems

[copper hawk]

look at this

[south grove]

that was close tho

[full nebula]

Yessss

[south grove]

if you tossed the nade a bit toward the center of the exit it would've been fine

[rotund shoal]

this is my life on na ping

[full nebula]

sub +100 in auric? Straight to jail

[south grove]

the stagger moved it out of the stun area

[stone fern]

god dammit

do i have to make it again

[full nebula]

this is how you make the game good

[south folio]

the PEOPLE have SPOKEN

[rotund shoal]

half the time i dodge something game decides i didnt

[copper hawk]

nah it's not na ping

for you

[junior perch]

damn just saw a level 29 in an auric game asia servers are wild hahaha

[copper hawk]

the game is just poorly netcoded

[rotund shoal]

i can do it on eu ping quite consistently

although disablers are my weakpoint anyway

[full nebula]

there should be a set of penances that you have to do to unlock auric. You should need so many successful dodges, burster pushes ect

[rotund shoal]

i can do it on eu ping better than 0 ping lol

[junior perch]

at least level 30 to unlock it

[copper hawk]

troo

[junior perch]

he died like 12 times or some crazy number

[naive stirrup]

already a thing

[copper hawk]

like haz 5 difficulty in drg

[junior perch]

dced and joined again probs duoed with someone

[naive stirrup]

PLEASE FATSHARK

[south folio]

this is peak

[junior perch]

can they join if thier duo posted it

[rotund shoal]

yea

[south folio]

except that i speak for the PEOPLE

[full nebula]

Im joking but its almost not a horrible idea tbh lmao

[junior perch]

that makes a lot of sense

[naive stirrup]

if queued with someone else who has access, yes

[copper hawk]

my bad build doing 820k damage every game

being a noob in auric should be bannable

[naive stirrup]

it SHOULD lock the entire strike team out of auric

[full nebula]

They need to make a fucking warning or something to tell you about the reaming in auric when you're new

[naive stirrup]

but it doesn't

[south folio]

as a RATIONAL and UNBIASED voice of the people, my opinion shall be the weight of the world

[junior perch]

been using your build just changed the revovler to a bolt gun and god damn

it slaps

[south grove]

https://tenor.com/view/glowie-ben-shapiro-fed-youll-never-take-me-alive-youll-never-take-me-alove-glowie-gif-24568408

[junior perch]

been taking like less than 300 damage a game and dealing most damage

heavy sword is nuts

[stone fern]

ill kill myself then ill kill you

[rotund shoal]

wait cica uve been playing no twbs the entire time

[south grove]

you're beginning to attract your own grubs cica

[rotund shoal]

impressive ass clutches then

anyway but no twbs is even nicer

[south grove]

cica will eventually become femboy dorn

it works

https://tenor.com/view/kawaii-kanye-west-gif-22279829

[copper hawk]

im bolt gun pilled now too

it's so much fun

[full nebula]

there should be a system in auric that if you take too much damage too quickly after the game starts, you get kicked automatically for being bad

[naive stirrup]

dorn is femboy dorn
(next dm i get is going to be a death threat watch)

[copper hawk]

im glad u like the build :3

[junior perch]

it is pack of crushers throw 4 shots into each of them watch em bleed to death and chill

[copper hawk]

yep

i think twbs is a crutch now

ive thrown it off

i can post the build if you'd like it

[junior perch]

whats twbs

[rotund shoal]

thy wrath be swift

[naive stirrup]

thy wrath be swift

[south grove]

thy wrath be swift

[copper hawk]

silly posturing for the lulz aside i havent rlly noticed not having it

[rotund shoal]

no melee or ranged stuns

[full nebula]

thy wrath be swift

[copper hawk]

it prevents you from being stunned

[junior perch]

i think its thy wrath be swift

[south folio]

the wrath is swift

[rotund shoal]

akshually

[junior perch]

ah that node

[rotund shoal]

its thry wrath be swift

[naive stirrup]

me getting stunned when i have it

[copper hawk]

it's usually a required node

because stun is stupid

especially when ranged enemies

[full nebula]

this is like a reddit joke

le epic reddit thread joke

[junior perch]

do ranged enemies stun you?

[full nebula]

yes

called suppression unless you have immunity

[junior perch]

been running it ever since. since most builds have it on

[naive stirrup]

no the reddit joke is "im a proud smyker"

[full nebula]

thru a talent

[junior perch]

ahh thats what suppresion on the player side means

[south folio]

any health damage taken stuns you, so ranged enemies consequently stun you if they hit your health

[stone fern]

i saw u bring smite into a game

[south folio]

suppression =/= stuns

[stone fern]

liar

[naive stirrup]

it was for a penance

[south folio]

player suppression is just sway on guns when ADSing

which is what vet's Determined node targets

[naive stirrup]

i deleted the build the second it was done

[junior perch]

i need a build to complete the stun grenade penance

[naive stirrup]

also the build you saw

[spare talon]

unforgivable
you should have just done it without smite

[stone fern]

which stun penance?

[spare talon]

stun grenade+flamer

thats it

[naive stirrup]

was an unedited this

i swapped smite for BB

because BB was actually useful to me

[junior perch]

both its just so hard not to play with knives now that i can chuck em to a sniper far away

and for some reasson vets in my game with lasguns and shit cant hit snipers so idk if i can play without it haha

[naive stirrup]

me putting triple gunner resist on my curios:

[junior perch]

dope time to level my flamer then

anyone know the breakdown from upgrading a weapon from 0 mastery to max in one go

[tiny star]

i really gotta learn how to throw my knives i feel like i cant ever hit shit lmao

unless i am running at it in a straight line

[junior perch]

just keep playing with them and it gets easier

[full nebula]

aim over the head very slightly

and just increase that a little bit based on distance

youlll get the feel

[junior perch]

i love it for trappers esp

[tiny star]

yeah i literally picked up zealot today so im sure ill get there

[spiral anvil]

I'm bad so I just wait for the enemy to stop first

[tiny star]

but for now i feel like i dont use them because i whiff so often lmao

[undone pewter]

Buy a bunch of weapons of the type you want to max mastery
Level them to green
Sacrifice at hadron

Costs like 300k + 3000 plasteel

[full nebula]

tbh what he said, you can wait for them to finish their pattern a lot of times

[junior perch]

while in the middle of a hoarde and you see a trapper and since they are a bit taller than the other mobs you just snipe em and get back to swinging

[full nebula]

dogs stop before leaping, most specials will stop before throwing or doing something

[tiny star]

i will keep that in mind

still on the leveling grind just hit level 19

zealot feels fucking insane compared to psyker and vet im lovin it

[spare talon]

also they just have the most ideal pathing in the tree

second wind and twbs directly before and after it

[full nebula]

you've got plenty of time to learn, they're great if you wanna run bigger, slower guns

[junior perch]

true

[worn thicket]

Hi all I have a question. When do the cash shop reset ?

[junior perch]

yeah cant imagine running my bolter without my knives

[full nebula]

every 2 weeks

[worn thicket]

Thx

[full nebula]

should be next thursday? or this one?

idk

[undone pewter]

Next Thursday

[tiny star]

i want to switch to bolt pistol instead of revolver but i dont trust my ability to hit snipers with the knives yet hahah

[junior perch]

yeah but like how much of each mat do you need to get it there

since im grinding on my zealot so i can max level gear on my ogryn

[undone pewter]

I did answer that below :p

[spare talon]

tknives also help reduce draw times of slow weapons like flamer and bolter by throwing a knife immediately as you swap to them to cancel the long swap animation

youre welcome

[undone pewter]

From 0 to 20

[full nebula]

tbh one of the best ways to learn in this game is trial by fire, and just picking it up lol

[junior perch]

i am fuckin blind must be the stims sorry

[junior perch]

true this is a great tip one i realized while i was in the training area

[polar nexus]

Testing builds and weapons in auric > *

[junior perch]

i mean thats where you are gonna use them anyway right better to test them there

[full nebula]

Me playing psyker after having 1000 hours of braindead classes

[frosty herald]

WE SAIYANS HAVE NO LIMITS

https://tenor.com/view/lr-agl-ssb-goku-and-vegeta-lr-agl-ssb-vegito-goku-vegeta-vegito-gif-16012052783342628588

[hushed knoll]

Super saiyan blue is dumb imo

[full nebula]

i think the writer for dbz ran out of ideas like 20 years ago

ofc hes rip now

[stone fern]

yeah

last couple of arcs were mid

[frosty herald]

crazy takes

[polar nexus]

Wait there's blue?

[frosty herald]

the moro and granolah arcs were decent

[stone fern]

granolah was so fucking mid

moro was just ass

[full nebula]

i havent seen anything since like gt, and that lost me completely

[frosty herald]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046913589614747719/1284620687012659200/4x-2.gif

[stone fern]

dont gleepglorp me

im right

[frosty herald]

gt was made non canon and now theres super saiyan god and super saiyan god super saiyan

[polar nexus]

I stopped at transforming in a Monkey sayan hybrid

[full nebula]

what about super god saiyan

[frosty herald]

goku has ultra instinct vegeta has ultra ego broly is friend with the gang gohan has beast and picollo is orange

[polar nexus]

What

https://tenor.com/view/im-too-old-old-too-old-for-this-shit-lethal-weapon-gif-17302825

[full nebula]

see this is why i cant follow properties, or comics or whatever

even 40k i just play dt and vt

[stable cypress]

goku sucks

I hope he becomes homeless

[full nebula]

i like the part where krillin fucks a robot and makes a human baby somehow

[frosty herald]

uhh

android 18 is a cyborg

shes a human made into a robot

so she still has all her human parts

[stable cypress]

She's a cyborg and dr gero left the sex bits in b/c he's a pervert

[full nebula]

Ah, that makes sense coming from that writer

Japanese writers do weird things

[stable cypress]

As opposed to normal american writers like steven king

[frosty herald]

i will not accept this toriyama slander

android 17 has 3 kids and a wife

[robust sleet]

does anyone know the rashad axes mobility breakpoint for 5 dodges?

[stable cypress]

51%

[full nebula]

Oh yeah theres plenty of american writers who are weird af. But we also dont have a culture of normalized pedophilia, at least not openly

[stable cypress]

I have very bad news about the marriage laws in certain states

[south folio]

20th century movies be like

[full nebula]

Sure but its probably gonna be pretty isolated in current year. Vs somewhere like japan that you can pay teenagers to go on dates?

I mean you can do the same shit here i guess, if you really want to be seen as super creepy

[stable cypress]

Its generally seen as super creepy there too

[full nebula]

I'm sure, but they also have that shit all over their culture, and their culture isnt one of change or speaking up.

You're very much supposed to stay within status quo

[dark spire]

With the average teammates you get in soloq you might as well test builds there.

"Can it carry or not?"

[full nebula]

Anything can carry

[spiral anvil]

That's a lie

[copper hawk]

holy shit

we survived

[south grove]

3 deaths

shame

[copper hawk]

not suppression like that guy said

the bullets will stun you

especially when you drop tness

if u drop tness gunners will stunlock you if ur not careful

they'll keep shooting you so they stun you out of sprint so u can't run/slide away

ur welcome for the carry btw

:3

[south grove]

mhm

[placid fiber]

That's why you just give up and ledge yourself. It takes 99% of the work out for you as well

The heretics can't kill you if you kill yourself first.

[copper hawk]

lmfao

[south grove]

it's true

[placid fiber]

Why do you think I don't normally play aurics? Because: Being a noob isn't bannable in it... and I don't want to have to try to hard carry dead weight...

[full nebula]

No, i think pretty much any weapon can carry, upgraded granted

[placid fiber]

Now if I have at least 1 person that I know is competent? And they want to do an auric run? Sure, I'm not stuck as the only competent one(potentially) in it then.

[full nebula]

unless you literally dont have any armor pen with either weapon

[south grove]

blood's on the menu?

[placid fiber]

Yes, and this time there's also strawberry pudding as well.

[frosty herald]

and for his neutral sanguinius has a gun

[full nebula]

btw guys, an ogryn got blow off the edge to instant death my last game, he said rip his streak

literally about 1 minute in too

first group

[placid fiber]

Uh... it was Cole's fault... COUGH COUGH COUGH

Cause, if in doubt: Blame Cole <_<

[full nebula]

fuckin coles the one fuckin doin this shit

everybody type in chat

[copper hawk]

https://darktide.gameslantern.com/builds/9d422661-125b-4083-9509-4f8394bb140d/pub-carrier @south grove@rotund shoal

this was the build i was using

[placid fiber]

Yeah, he's the one that made me fight the armos statues with the fucking level 1 sword damn him...

[full nebula]

light work tbh smh

[placid fiber]

Uh... they do 1 heart of damage with 0 armor <.<

and move 2x as fast as a link to the past's version lol

and you don't always get a bow

or bombs

x.x

[full nebula]

ezpz is what ur sayin

[frosty herald]

what is that thumbnail

[placid fiber]

I mean I won, so I guess...

[full nebula]

thats what you tell everyone, dont say that you struggled

its cooler to lie

[placid fiber]

I mean... I kinda didn't struggle for that fight that time, considering I only got hit once or twice lol

[full nebula]

on first attempt?

[placid fiber]

Um...

[full nebula]

[placid fiber]

I've beaten the rogue like before

so no lol

I did win that run despite getting shafted left and right the entire run lol

that was my 5th or 6th win in the rogue like

[full nebula]

haven't played a zelda game for about 15 years tbh

longer

[placid fiber]

btw what do you think of the cover art of the manual?

This isn't a nintendo made one, it's a free to play fan made thing

It's A Link to the Past, but, as a rogue like

[full nebula]

I do like it, setting seems kinda dark and deathy for zelda. I guess that kind of stuff has always been around

[placid fiber]

I mean... there's even dead bodies in it lol

Oh and Zelda left you for another guy in it

[full nebula]

these hoes aint loyal smh

[placid fiber]

ikr?

[full nebula]

literally save this bitch from a demonic dark lord

Multiple times lol

[placid fiber]

the most annoying part is inventory management sometimes lol

you only get 6 slots in your inventory... and everything takes up 1 slot(well 7, but, the sword is already counted for)

Arrows? Slot. Tunic upgrade? Slots. Bombs? Slots. Gloves? Slots. Shield? Slot... x.x

And there's curses <.<

[copper hawk]

it's pawesome

[full nebula]

so basically go hitless, be naked and carry an arsenal

[placid fiber]

I mean there's bag upgrades, a quiver/bomb bag(makes it so arrows or bombs don't take up a slot), and a treasure bag(which carries up to 6 types of kinstones/gems)...

[full nebula]

wheres the fun in that when you can juggle items and struggle for inventroy slots

[placid fiber]

It's called: getting cursed where picking up hearts damages you <.<

And there's plenty more curses besides that one lol

[buoyant pecan]

Japanese fan huh

[full nebula]

The gangs goin in hot, boys!!!!!1

[stone fern]

its tru

cole made me run martyrs purpose

[placid fiber]

@spare talon FFS, Cole, WHY?!

U should have made him do crit thammer instead!!!

With uh... Thunderous and Skullcrusher

and uh... block efficiency and sprint efficiency...

And with an, um, autopistol

[lusty turtle]

I will not hear this autopistol slander

[placid fiber]

Tru... they deserve the kantrael lasgun instead...

The autopistol would be too useful, since it can melt trappers...

[stone fern]

cant wait 294 months for the next update

calling it rn

its gonna be party system rework 1 new operation where we rescue brunt and a rework for the dockets shop

[tame mirage]

😞

[stable cypress]

No its going to be the "remove smite" update and it will save the game

[quick pewter]

hi

[stable cypress]

Hi

[quick pewter]

👋🏽

[placid fiber]

Not to mention the autopistol nerf

[stone fern]

more rashad buffs
nerfing the least used psyker talents (you now get 25% wield speed based on peril instead of 50%)
paul has 1 less stamina

[placid fiber]

Oh and buffing the knife's cleave damage massively

Don't forget that one

[stone fern]

so tru so tru!!!

[placid fiber]

And giving it innate 50% carapace damage on the lights and heavies

[stone fern]

evi mk3 is now mk5 and mk15 is mk3.2 to reduce confusion

[placid fiber]

And they're gonna massively buff the zarona revolver as well

With +50% ammo and uh

+40% damage

And they're gonna make it naturally immune to suppression

[dark spire]

Then you go and use it for 3 games in a row without wanting to become Corpse-starch

[placid fiber]

Oh and lets not forget them making second wind restore 25% toughness on each dodge and increasing the window for the recovery by 50%

[lusty turtle]

Its honestly fine as long as you dont plan to magdump crushers or maulers with it

[placid fiber]

Yeah... even with the increasing brittleness the more you hit something, 10% rending, 15% elite damage, AND 20% damage to ogryn elites and monsters... magdumping a crusher is stupid af with the autopistol

[stone fern]

blazing piety is now rending piety

[placid fiber]

Now if you have that brittleness on repeated hit on the brauto... it can actually kill a crusher, on the Vet lol

Takes like... 60% of the mag

[tame mirage]

we should also nerf swift certainty again

[placid fiber]

or maybe it was 40%... I can't remember lol

[placid fiber]

oh and martydrom now gives all buffs based on how many wounds you have... no matter what your hp currently is

[undone pewter]

Jokes aside from Strawhat the next update will be within 10 weeks and we'll hear something this month

[stone fern]

so tru so tru

[tame mirage]

and everytime you take damage you get half your ult back

😞

[stone fern]

unironically tho

im hyped to see what brunt has been doing

[placid fiber]

75%, if you have martyr's purpose

[stone fern]

inb4

he just got lost

[undone pewter]

Same!

[hushed knoll]

Clad

[placid fiber]

What are they clad in?

I'm guessing it's the only reasonable thing, which is cheese

[undone pewter]

Since some people would ask for a source too
#general-chat message
#general-chat message

[stone fern]

i was playing the stupid ship shooter on a semi functional old xp machine i was trying to fix when i made discord

ships

[tame mirage]

when is this being added 😳 (lol)

[stone fern]

ironclad

[full nebula]

belt fed lmg for humans would be fuckin awesome

we need a human sized melta rifle

[hushed knoll]

Organic mustard

[placid fiber]

Ohhhh, that makes so much more sense than cheese... You were clad in organic mustard, Clad. And here I foolishly thought it was cheese, smh my head... @stone fern

[stone fern]

i only use mustard for cooking

[placid fiber]

I mean...

[stone fern]

no way id have that much laying around

[placid fiber]

The one who knows told us...

[hushed knoll]

Who cooks with mustard

[placid fiber]

The great seer of sights

[stone fern]

everyone

its used as a binder for roasts

[placid fiber]

The seer asks, with the knowledge already known...

[hushed knoll]

I’ve never put mustard in the oven

[undone pewter]

Too much pepper on there

Get that pepper offa there

[hushed knoll]

My go to seasonings are salt, pepper, and garlic power

Powder

[placid fiber]

Don't forget Ketchup, when it's mac and cheese

[hushed knoll]

Oh yes

[placid fiber]

[hushed knoll]

Mac and cheese with ketchup will literally make me shake with satisfaction

It’s so good

It makes me want to get up and dance

[placid fiber]

... it makes us shake with something as well...

Though... it is not the same emotion as it is for you lol

[hushed knoll]

[stone fern]

https://www.bigdogspices.com.au/blog/what-is-a-binding-agent/

[placid fiber]

[placid fiber]

but a miserable held together rope tub...

[undone pewter]

He shoots Eric and Eric catches the bullet in his teeth

[stone fern]

u WILL use binding agents

you WILL have a pleasent cooking experience

and most importantly you will braze your roast!!!!!

wait no

bast not braze smh my esl is showing...........

[undone pewter]

https://youtu.be/KpiLWi6wlIs?si=El6UHCX8MZDReEeI
Clad

[stone fern]

hes right

wtf did i use for the christmas ham

i dont remember but yeah dont paint it black

[placid fiber]

Does that mean I need to make it a yellow submarine...?

[stone fern]

thinlayer of mustard then other spices

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/cheesy-pei-cheese-fountain-pregnant-pregnancy-craving-gif-11848670

So that much mustard ^

Got it

[stone fern]

😠

sure knock yourself out

[placid fiber]

I tried...