zealot-class

[acoustic dune]

what does impact do again?

[hard nexus]

stagger

higher impact, easier to stagger something

[acoustic dune]

i am fucking cooked

[hard nexus]

malice gaming

[opal star]

is that

[fleet zealot]

hello!! I'm hacking you're computer!!

please give me all your cookies!

[opal star]

stop that

[nimble fiber]

ok I give u all the ones with olives on em

[hard nexus]

@proud jackal

[fleet zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/bunny-angry-gif-25751354

[opal star]

ok fine just one

🍪

[proud jackal]

quick throw a banana for distraction!!

[hard nexus]

banananananananana

[nimble fiber]

omg its the vacuum cleaner psyker!

[boreal adder]

Guys for combat blade what blessings should i use

And should i use mk 6 or mk3

[hard nexus]

for zealot? precog riposte, uncanny lacerate, uncanny precog, uncanny fleshtearer

plenty of options

[hard nexus]

and both are good

mk3 is more easy single target, mk6 is better generalist use

[boreal adder]

Okay thanks

[acoustic dune]

wait a min

thats not a ferret

[ornate bone]

which axe is best

i need like just a good axe to level up as a new zealot

give me an axe that lets me run through and tear down my enemies

an axe so powerful it crashes my game

a mighty axe that makes the heretics shudder believing it was blessed by the emperor

[swift dove]

rashad is the unga bunga axe uunga buunga

[modern lintel]

rashad

antax if you feel like being not evil and not having a finesse modifer

[paper harness]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPIt_BPNSv0

coal

[sullen forge]

Brimstone perhaps

[ornate bone]

ok nice, so with that axe i can just run straight to the end for exp?

ok ill say it, im not having fun. idk how anyone can put up with leveling up a whole new operator after running through the chaos of auric

[placid fiber]

Holy fuck I just got my last sword upgrade from a kinstone chest lol

Usually you just get useless junk from them lol

[paper harness]

god the ds5 is op

[past fox]

Does full bore work on the secondary actions for shotguns, like the slug shells for the Agripinaa shotgun?

[quaint verge]

It does, but the weapon is just shite

[sullen forge]

I honestly wouldn’t know cause I straight up refuse to touch them

[acoustic dune]

ferret taco

mmmh

[sullen forge]

I only played DS4 for two matches and felt disgusted by how strong they are

[past fox]

Even if it's bad, I'm still going to use it.

[austere pewter]

hi guys, is there a way to play zealot without your character being so mean to the point its annoying? like maybe backstory or smth??

[north sedge]

they're all a bit racist

[placid fiber]

Just went into a room and it was something like attack of the killer pineapples... <.<'

[austere pewter]

so no matter what i pick my character is always gonna be nagging on my teamates?

[teal sapphire]

I've found the chick judge and agitator to be nice

[placid fiber]

It was like... 10 of these guys, but, with a purple color instead of green >.>'

[stone fern]

if i report bomber damage during chaos grab for the 5th time

[undone pewter]

I like playing the ds2 more than the 4

[stone fern]

do you think something will be done?

[undone pewter]

Nope

[stone fern]

damn....

gonna report it 28 more times then

[north sedge]

eh, i mean fanatic and judge are better than agitator

[lucid cypress]

judge best

[austere pewter]

also does picking a backstory even matter

i've read that only cadia changes some dialogues

[north sedge]

not really

its all the voice

[undone pewter]

There might maybe me like 1 voiceline

[north sedge]

outside of a few lines

[austere pewter]

i hope they add like a temperament slider or smth so you can pick how angry youd like your character to be overall

[north sedge]

only the agitator is that bad

[stone fern]

tbh just make an rpg at this point

[hushed knoll]

Clad you are chaotic evil

[stone fern]

no u

[hushed knoll]

[stone fern]

no u

[hushed knoll]

Knify no

[stone fern]

nooo the rule is we keep going until we get muted

[hushed knoll]

I can do this all day

[stone fern]

too late you ruined it

[hushed knoll]

WTF

You ruined it

[acoustic dune]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1046913589614747719/1152255403174928414/1139651508892352533.gif

[hushed knoll]

STOP

TAKING

NOTES

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/rogal-dorn-no-gif-26277760

[grizzled aspen]

That guy butted in on a conversation he wasn't part of while I was giving someone factual information.

[placid fiber]

Pheonix Wright... Attorney by day... Slayer of Evil by night... >:3

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/nerd-emoji-nerd-emoji-avalon-play-avalon-gif-24241051

[hard nexus]

yeah ik

it’s just funny

he’s annoying

[grizzled aspen]

You can nerd emoji me but I wasnt even rage baiting, he just wants to be an asshole.

[acoustic dune]

ogryn chat behaviour or smth

[austere pewter]

yall were right female zealots are way nicer

[hushed knoll]

HO WHEN ARE WE PLAYING DT TOGETHER

HI8

HI*

[lucid cypress]

get this man a :true:

impressed that every time I check zealot or psyker chat somebody is malding about me

[hushed knoll]

Donnie we all need to love and support each other

OwO

[hearty nebula]

anyways hai chat again

[hushed knoll]

[grizzled aspen]

Chat, when can we kill Stan?

[hushed knoll]

Wtf

[hearty nebula]

No I hate u now

Kill u wit rock

[hushed knoll]

Wtf

[hearty nebula]

xo

[hushed knoll]

You can't xo after saying you wanna hit me with a rock

[hearty nebula]

well i just did, chump

[hushed knoll]

No u

[hard nexus]

maya is typing…

[hearty nebula]

unfortunate

[hard nexus]

nuh uh

[grizzled aspen]

That happens when you're regularly a turd and go against factual information. Maybe don't do that? Might help people not hate you.

[proud jackal]

I used to think the same way about my zealot but then I decided to just lean into the zealot trope and double down on the ridiculousness of it by picking the Agitator background. I quickly realized how goofy they all are lol

[hushed knoll]

I just want Frog-Kasuttu chan to notice me

[lucid cypress]

no yeah yeah I get that but I can tell by the way that you type that you're a stealth zealot

[hearty nebula]

that's just being a zealot

[hard nexus]

female fanatic is the best zealot voice

[grizzled aspen]

Fake.

[hard nexus]

man you really owned him with that one

[grizzled aspen]

Male Judge is best.

[hard nexus]

erm

finger wag

[hearty nebula]

it's a toss up between the two

i go between em

[lucid cypress]

[hard nexus]

“Don’t run trapper! We’re just getting started!” is the best voice line ever

[proud jackal]

for the master of mankiiiiind! lol

[grizzled aspen]

🫵 🤏 🌭

[hearty nebula]

that's not m judge

so instantly L

[lucid cypress]

[hearty nebula]

he's saying your dick is tiny

[placid fiber]

Jeeze... I'm so fucking stacked on heals it's not even funny lol The potion I circled in yellow fully restores all my hearts and magic... the one I circled in blue heals 8 hearts each... and the cake at the bottom right corner heals 6 hearts... and the cape makes me unable to get hit until I run out of magic... <.<'

[lucid cypress]

friendly fire will not be tolerated

[acoustic dune]

cake

[placid fiber]

Sadly agahnim destroys all my items lol

[acoustic dune]

minecrap cake

[grizzled aspen]

I think Fanatics have the best general conversation lines but Judges have the best ability lines.

[proud jackal]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czfopZHbZ9c this is one of my fav lines and calls out the high and mighty personality lol

[grizzled aspen]

Judge chorus lines, especially, are my favorite.

EXCORIATE THE HERETIC

BEGONE FROM MY SIGHT

[sullen forge]

Fanatic is probably the closest you’ll get that or Judge

[grizzled aspen]

Judge isn't mean, per se.

[placid fiber]

Welp, time to go die to the final boss >.<'

[grizzled aspen]

Feels like underneath he wants to be nice but imperial doctrine holds him back.

He even compliments psykers, at times, and doesn't always refer to them as freaks.

He also helps ogryns with prayer.

[austere pewter]

i cant tolerate being mean to magic social rejects (psykers) and golden hearted big bundles of pain (ogryns)

[sullen forge]

Fanatic tends to compliment the Ogryns often as well

[hushed knoll]

Judge had a rare line once complimenting psyker or another teammate or something

But it was like nothing I'd heard

[violet hornet]

Fanatic will compliment psyker sometimes but still calls them a freak

[grizzled aspen]

He says "It was worth bringing the psyker, it seems."

[hushed knoll]

Not that

He said something about the psyker's tough life or something

Iirc

[sullen forge]

Still think it’s funny M.Judge and M.Loose Cannon have the most interactions with Vet + Zealot

[stone fern]

the voice line repeating after the pogryn makes it

[wraith cipher]

do you hit any horde break points if you put unarmored or infested on a hs?

[grizzled aspen]

That sounds like a general conversation line, then. I don't typically hear those because specialists breathe down my neck in aurics.

[stone fern]

chorus

ngmi...................

[grizzled aspen]

No.

[austere pewter]

the thing is that the overall zealot psyker hating is so fervent if u dont pick judge, it far surpases saltzpire levels of hatred

[grizzled aspen]

Saltzpyre can't really do anything about Sienna or Kerillian, though.

[placid fiber]

Holy fuck I actually won for the 1st time! I finally figured out how to dodge the attack where he throws 4 volleys of projectiles at you. Woot! >:3

[north sedge]

i mean, they're zealots, they're supposed to be hateful religious freaks

[grizzled aspen]

And they saved his life enough times that he can't hate them.

[placid fiber]

Welp, now time to try it as Bowser

[wraith cipher]

what if you have pruge the unclean and infested?

[austere pewter]

you're so right

😔

[grizzled aspen]

You still don't meet any breakpoints on anything.

[wraith cipher]

https://tenor.com/view/why-persian-room-cat-guardian-but-why-trendizisst-anyaboz-gif-2156104475561014590

[placid fiber]

... anyone else think this model looks a little bit silly? >.>

[grizzled aspen]

Because you don't need to?

Think of how many things are infested or unarmored.

And that a heavy sword is typically hitting headshots.

[austere pewter]

given that you know about vt, which voice would you say is closer to sienna's? she is my main and ive grown very very fond of her personality (asking about all classes)

[wraith cipher]

i wanted to frontload my hs for clearing and pput elite duty on my ranged

[grizzled aspen]

The only thing that comes to mind that you won't be 1shotting of either of those armor classes will be dreg gunners or shotgunners.

[paper harness]

Then put flak on your hs

[grizzled aspen]

Then put on flak maniac.

[paper harness]

Flak maniac flak unyielding

[grizzled aspen]

Your main source of problems when horde clearing with heavy sword will be ragers.

[wraith cipher]

it already is lul

[grizzled aspen]

Then keep it that way.

[wraith cipher]

wellll excuse me i dont know all the numbers

[grizzled aspen]

EXCUUUUUUSE ME, PRINCESS

(this is a reference)

[acoustic dune]

have you tried

doging

the rager

[wraith cipher]

as all nerds should know 🙂

[grizzled aspen]

Yeah, you dodge him then special h1 him.

Should decapitate him nice and quick.

[sullen forge]

I mean if you have a HS you can just behead them like instantly

[acoustic dune]

or pull out the magnum

dong

and shoot them

shrimple as that

[dark spire]

https://tenor.com/view/shrimp-as-that-clash-royale-hee-hee-hee-haw-gif-25054781

[grizzled aspen]

Yes, maniac damage makes it a snooze to kill ragers.

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/shoot-gif-8384741647787006615

[paper harness]

Good

[grizzled aspen]

This is why falchions are my favorite sword.

[acoustic dune]

they are my least fav

[grizzled aspen]

All the utility of an axe, but with the protection of a sword.

[acoustic dune]

but mine are the bastard sword so eh

yeah

[wraith cipher]

where are the kanta glazers

lol

[acoustic dune]

gore

[wraith cipher]

i never knew something could be so cute

[austere pewter]

i love moo deng

angry potato

[wraith cipher]

moo deng's fanclub is wild

[acoustic dune]

fun fact moo deng actually mean red pig

[austere pewter]

wasnt it bouncing as its said in the picture?

[wraith cipher]

ive never wanted to try hippo belly but now i do

NOM NOM NOM

[hard nexus]

@median steeple

[wraith cipher]

https://tenor.com/view/rennjuns-jaemin-luna-nanyangi-eating-cat-gif-17766760558942672858

[acoustic dune]

this is from a native speaker

[austere pewter]

oh ok then

[acoustic dune]

but i am from laos where we share almost the same language with thai

just a wee different vocabulary

i dont see how it translate to bouncing pig

[wraith cipher]

you know i wouldnt have known laos existed without king of the hill

https://tenor.com/view/yes-agree-yep-hmm-king-of-the-hill-gif-5497172

[acoustic dune]

when they spoke laos it was giberish

which was wack

[wraith cipher]

lame

[acoustic dune]

(note america is a wank that doesnt pay back what is own)

god my racism for america is endless

[wraith cipher]

i live in america and its wack

[hearty nebula]

true

[acoustic dune]

wack

[lucid cypress]

English?

[wraith cipher]

i can live here but we got problems

[acoustic dune]

in short they made my country into the number one land mine

[lucid cypress]

good

military economy my beloved

need another war so I can afford to live

[hearty nebula]

war is indeed a business

[acoustic dune]

i'll have kid dig up those napalm and sell it for scrap or smth

[wraith cipher]

bruh isnt there like millions of mines scattered everywhere still

and they still go off

[lucid cypress]

I ❤️ Lockheed

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/senator-armstrong-america-war-metal-gear-rising-revengeance-gif-23813591

[visual stream]

Almost stepped on one the other day

Watched the small child that I keep as an apprentice make the mistake of tripping it

[acoustic dune]

they werent able to bomb vietnam so they bombed mine

lazy bugger cant even fly bombers into another country to deal with there enemy

smh

[lucid cypress]

not an issue of can't

Issue of don't wanna

[wraith cipher]

devils advocate though, there was staunch opposition to the viet war

so its not like the whole country agreed to it

[lucid cypress]

mostly sheltered college kids who had never killed or harmed anything ever

[acoustic dune]

one thing they all agreed is not paying back war damage

[wraith cipher]

well yeah

[lucid cypress]

that makes sense yes

[wraith cipher]

native americans?

[acoustic dune]

funnily enough former president barack obama came visit our country

[lucid cypress]

I don't see why people see native Americans as special

[acoustic dune]

so tahts that

[lucid cypress]

warring for land is like one of the most basic human things ever

[wraith cipher]

because hindsight is a thing

and societies evolve

[acoustic dune]

should have won against the coloniser smh

[lucid cypress]

What was so special about that particular conflict

[lucid cypress]

yeah

sucks to suck

[solar gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/red-vox-vinesauce-blood-bagel-gif-2666101205275423148

[lucid cypress]

be more technologically advanced

[visual stream]

It's crazy how Thanksgiving at its best is about how we betrayed the Natives' kind welcoming

[acoustic dune]

i cant wait for the day when we have no border

[paper harness]

It would seem justifying Vietnam

[lucid cypress]

for that matter why not give the majority of Europe back to france

Or back to germany

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/jetstream-sam-belka-ace-combat-zero-metal-gear-rising-ace-combat-gif-25105301

[solar gorge]

real brainrot hour

[visual stream]

And at its worst is us pretending they wanted us in the first place even though we assaulted and murdered them and then pushed them to "their own land" that was increasingly encroached on

[acoustic dune]

war

[stone fern]

ew

[lucid cypress]

yes that would be called warring for land

[acoustic dune]

war never change

man if only soviet still exist

we would have more space

[lucid cypress]

💀

please be bait

[acoustic dune]

not being over crowded

etc

[visual stream]

Poor Laika

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/catsad-gif-10975270751505630184

[grizzled aspen]

Their remnants still do, and I doubt they'd suffer having the Soviet Union return.

[upper olive]

the fucks that suppose to mean

[visual stream]

IIRC one of Laika's descendants was given to a president as a "gift" during Cold War era

[paper harness]

Think it is very clear what that is supposed to mean

[jagged oasis]

Does the variant of Heavy Sword do any differance? I can't see much of anything

[acoustic dune]

i quite like soviet architecture

[visual stream]

Which is quite an interesting gift for Cold War era

[upper olive]

fascist piece of shit lol

[acoustic dune]

its a interesting simplistic design

but its nice

[wraith cipher]

and all along we found that we were the real 40k credits roll*

[grizzled aspen]

It's not fascism we're arguing about, the topic is humans and how we war against each other for land.

[hearty nebula]

brutalist architecture is visually interesting in a weird way, i get what you mean

[upper olive]

Okay and?

[visual stream]

WE'RE TALKING ABOUT SOVIETS RIGHT NOW IT'S NOT YOUR TURN WITH THE TALKING STICK

[grizzled aspen]

Germany conquered like 3/4 of Europe, twice.

[visual stream]

jk

[upper olive]

Again, and?

that makes them right or something? lol

[visual stream]

The different variants have different combos

[grizzled aspen]

That's the point he's making.

He's not arguing for fascism.

Silly.

[acoustic dune]

if only we found all the 40k warhammer

[frosty herald]

He just wants something to be angry about

Hes not listening to donnie

[upper olive]

He should probably go back to the hearts of iron subreddit in that case lol

[jagged oasis]

Why bother talking about one of the biggest waste of space of the last century?

[acoustic dune]

since my country has been colonise by the french got turned into a communist country

we have some old building that are quite smth

[grizzled aspen]

Not really, but the mk9 is the best if we're talking ease of use. The h1 > special combo is for single target, horde clear is h2 > h3 repeating.

I don't much like the other two because their heavies are very diagonal.

[solar gorge]

form what I read he's kinda saying might makes right

so kind of

[jagged oasis]

Thanks man!

[grizzled aspen]

The mk9 has a straight vertical h1, then h2 is perfectly horizontal, and the h3 is slightly diagonal.

[visual stream]

Real, but also history is interesting

[acoustic dune]

smth smth learning from past mistake

lets eat steak

[grizzled aspen]

To be fair, they got where they were in terms of technological superiority through fascism, so I can see where that argument has merit.

[frosty herald]

Dont you consider he might be talking about medieval germany

[grizzled aspen]

But that's not exactly what the topic is about.

[grizzled aspen]

The French dominated the medieval era.

[acoustic dune]

we need more war

so technology can advance further

[grizzled aspen]

They held 3/4 of Europe at that time.

[acoustic dune]

i need a cool ass pc

[grizzled aspen]

100 gorillion dollars to the U.S. defence budget!

[acoustic dune]

make america fight the mongol or smth

i need technogical advancement

[grizzled aspen]

Don't count a war with China out in the near future.

[blissful frigate]

i love the military industrial complex pls hire me as a contractor I promise I dont play war thunder

[grizzled aspen]

They're getting big in the head and stepping on lots of toes.

[visual stream]

Is that too NSFW for mods' tastes

[grizzled aspen]

I have to agree with this, tbh.

[acoustic dune]

fuck executing killeers

[solar gorge]

he said the american natives don't deserve anything since they lost their land "fair and square" 💀

[acoustic dune]

we make them lab rats

[solar gorge]

he is not talking about medieval germany

[acoustic dune]

more resource and research for science

[grizzled aspen]

"Fair and square" =/= pox blankets.

[acoustic dune]

there sin will be forgiven by us using there body

[grizzled aspen]

The issue with using convicts as test subjects is you would have to have zero shadow of doubt that they were guilty, first.

100% undeniable proof is needed.

[acoustic dune]

the body will die but there sould will be pure

[grizzled aspen]

Can't judge a soul, that is a job for whatever God they believe in.

[stone fern]

damn frog spitting today

[acoustic dune]

the only god i know is the one in the mirror

and i say

we need more lab rats

[grizzled aspen]

But now we're toeing the line of religious talk, and it kinda needs to stop before mods start slinging timeouts.

[stone fern]

this person stole my car

[grizzled aspen]

I'm always spitting, mf.

[acoustic dune]

i want dna engineering

[stone fern]

arrest him and make him test peepee enlargment pills

[acoustic dune]

i want that be a thing both for fetish and medical advancement

[visual stream]

Yeah agreed, but we got plenty of those anyway

[north sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/the-darkest-timeline-community-gif-18212973

[stone fern]

everything will just be used to sell ads

[grizzled aspen]

See, I just want cybernetics.

Pull my entire skeleton out and replace it with steel.

[stone fern]

DNA+clong
nah were not gonna clone organs for the people who need tem

[grizzled aspen]

I would hurt less.

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/servo-skull-the-faithful-servant-warhammer40k-servo-skull-drone-warhammer40000-gif-22297906

[stone fern]

you will be cloned

[acoustic dune]

this u?

[grizzled aspen]

Not yet it isn't.

[stone fern]

and ads will be tested on your clone

[mystic ether]

Yeah, it's always interesting seeing dudes on internet talk crazy about what should be done to people already being fucked with.

[acoustic dune]

funnily enough the research around cloning is frown upon

[grizzled aspen]

For good reason.

[solar gorge]

this chat received a "special" guest

[acoustic dune]

from what i heard with some people

[stone fern]

im cloning frog so i can force his clone to play nothing but lights out

[grizzled aspen]

You already know how much bad shit the government is capable of, now imagine what they'd be capable of if they had soldiers that wouldn't question orders, ever.

[stone fern]

wolf's clone will play vent purge

[acoustic dune]

in a well lite room

[stone fern]

and i will see who commits perils of the warp first

hell yeah

[grizzled aspen]

If I'm being forced to play lights out I will be playing ogryn.

A huge bumbling idiot running around with rashuns on the mind.

[acoustic dune]

you know i perfer that then light out

[stone fern]

ok

switching them

[grizzled aspen]

You fool.

[ornate bone]

hey just unlocked chainsword. axe or chainsword?

[acoustic dune]

FUCKK

[grizzled aspen]

Now you have to play lights out with me.

[stone fern]

nuh uh

[acoustic dune]

and you gotta play purge

[grizzled aspen]

Depends on what build you're going for.

[stone fern]

ive had ONE good lights out game

[grizzled aspen]

That's the thing, Clad knows I prefer vent purge.

[stone fern]

i wish my team from that game the best

[grizzled aspen]

So he's forcing me to play lights out instead.

[acoustic dune]

well this is just a who clad hate more

[stone fern]

man

[hushed knoll]

WHO TF LIKES VENT PURGE AND LIGHTS OUT

[stone fern]

lights out and vent purge are too frequent

like

[grizzled aspen]

I DONT LIKE EITHER OF THEM, I JUST PREFER VENT PURGE

[visual stream]

Do you mean chain axe or normal axe?

[stone fern]

id play them once a week

[hushed knoll]

Frogcast whyyyy frogcast noooooo

[visual stream]

Any weapon is good, just fills a different role ||except for tactical axes||

[stone fern]

i play like 2 power outages a month

[acoustic dune]

vent purge is walking in london and light out is you finding wendussy in da woods

[stone fern]

theyre not bad

just too frequent

[hard nexus]

tac axes are good

[acoustic dune]

trying to no get stake by branch

[visual stream]

I wish lights out could have sniper gauntlet

[stone fern]

evi15 is always comfy

[grizzled aspen]

This "wendussy" is the daemonhost I'm about to step on.

[visual stream]

Why is lights out treated differently from vent purge

[hushed knoll]

[visual stream]

It's the same thing just different color

[hushed knoll]

Wtf is Wendussy

[stone fern]

because two devs had a fight about which modifier to add

[hushed knoll]

Oh my God

[visual stream]

Yeah you're probably right I just be talking sometimes

[stone fern]

and they ended up adding both

[grizzled aspen]

Make lights out sniper gauntlet a maelstrom modifier.

[hard nexus]

real as fuck actually

[ornate bone]

They should have a modifier where every door is guaranteed to have at least 2 exploders coming out of it when you get close

[acoustic dune]

my eternal lust

[stone fern]

wendigoon-ussy

[acoustic dune]

ok hear me out

[stone fern]

the person

not the monster

[acoustic dune]

sniper and pox burster in light out

[solar gorge]

hello stan, don't interact with this person

[stone fern]

what if

[visual stream]

https://tenor.com/view/same-old-same-kareem-johnson-games-people-play-really-same-thing-gif-23815801

[stone fern]

everything maelstrom?

ventpurge+lights out+pox gas and everything else

[grizzled aspen]

Lights out, waves of mutants.

[acoustic dune]

so like nurgle fart light out and vent purge

[hard nexus]

i want this so bad

[grizzled aspen]

All you hear is RAAAAAAAA and mutants appear from the darkness.

[mystic ether]

People running with the idea that folks should be experimented on often never actually gave a shit about people on tip, let alone anything in the way of preventing anything that helps produce people on bullshit.

Miss me with that one.

[stone fern]

extra dhs and poxgas

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/fnaf-memes-gif-12046621880058457271

[stone fern]

all in the dark

[acoustic dune]

its this

[paper harness]

https://tenor.com/view/conor-mcgregor-rip-bozo-smoking-images-packwatch-mma-gif-11901604263484839909

[acoustic dune]

but every second

[mystic ether]

You're literally just using it as an excuse to further atrocities. Corny.

[stone fern]

imagine they give 300k for completing it

[merry flume]

@modern lintel @rocky nacelle @sullen forge https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/iKS3pbpuQ8bUgNrZB?invite=cr-MSxWOXosMjcyMzU5MjU1LA

[acoustic dune]

tipping is cringe and should die as a culture

[visual stream]

Two things can be true, do you know what utilitarianism is?

[stone fern]

i have legit never seen that

[ornate bone]

They should make a modifier where you can't dodge

[mystic ether]

Excuses for systemic brutality. That's literally all it is. You can add as many syllables as you want.

[stone fern]

when did lights out break?

[grizzled aspen]

I'd shit.

Just instantly.

Pants shitted.

[acoustic dune]

this is a damn movie scene

[grizzled aspen]

There are times when reasonable men must do unreasonable things.

Comes with the territory of being human.

[blissful frigate]

make a modifier that forces you down to 1 wound so +wound users stop

[grizzled aspen]

Take that with a grain of salt, though. I play Stellaris a bunch.

[acoustic dune]

human are vial creature and should be treat as such

inject them with viagra

[visual stream]

How do we get in the vial

[grizzled aspen]

This, and it's scab only mostly melee.

Bring a dclaw.

You'll need it.

[acoustic dune]

with effort

[paper harness]

Fotf is a dodge

[acoustic dune]

i meant to say vile but eh

[visual stream]

You can choose the grassy path of the weak (smyker), or the Test of the Men (dclaw)

[grizzled aspen]

I actually want to know if I can charge into a crusher/mauler overhead with fotf and not be hit by it, now.

[blissful frigate]

idk why they buff ranged enemies every now and then when melee dodging is so lenient compared to vt2. where you were actually forced to block attacks

[acoustic dune]

ok imma go stink frogs toilet or smth

sleepy i am

[grizzled aspen]

Nope, I've already stink'd it.

Don't go in there.

[paper harness]

The improvements to melee combat in dt is monumental

[acoustic dune]

fine the shower

[grizzled aspen]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[mystic ether]

You're literally proposing that people be used as lab rats.

You have zero claim to good faith and never will.

Actual dipshit behavior.

[blissful frigate]

it is but like, it feels dumb to phase through an entire patrol of overheads

[acoustic dune]

human labrats are cool doh

imagine the autobiography

[blissful frigate]

especially when you run out of dodges and can still dodge

[mystic ether]

Yeah man, it's very funny.

[paper harness]

All of you cut it out

[grizzled aspen]

I must restrain myself from replying to that.

[paper harness]

Donnie was shot

[grizzled aspen]

I WILL get banned.

[paper harness]

Want to be next

[visual stream]

Have you used it like that for bursters recently? I've been told it works and I've done it before but the last 3 times I've tried it hasn't worked

[grizzled aspen]

You can't touch anything while charging.

So like, 180 and use it.

[paper harness]

Sometimes fotf can block a poxburster due to lag compensation

[grizzled aspen]

The moment you touch something while charging, the immunity disappears.

[visual stream]

I've been told that not taking damage from poxbursters was an intended effect while charging, even if you're next to it

Like it's consistent

[paper harness]

It’s not consistent

[fleet fractal]

techno

[visual stream]

That makes more sense

[paper harness]

Lag compensation is weird

I have eaten overheads but I pressed dodge and the game decided I didn’t

[visual stream]

I've made a fool of myself in pubs dashing right into one right after asking if someone wanted hammer tips (they had a 0/4 hammer )

[paper harness]

Only way to get iframes is lag compensation

[grizzled aspen]

Again, you can't dash into the burster.

[paper harness]

I have

[grizzled aspen]

You can't touch anything while you charge.

[merry flume]

watch me

[paper harness]

On us east

[blissful frigate]

its constant then lol

[grizzled aspen]

Then that's lag compensation.

You can consistently pull it off if you touch nothing.

[paper harness]

Cyra

[merry flume]

https://tenor.com/view/goodbye-cya-bye-see-ya-see-you-gif-21570900

[grizzled aspen]

Seething.

[paper harness]

@hot jolt

[merry flume]

retired? i didn't know you guys were getting paid for this

[grizzled aspen]

DORN HURRY UP AND FINISH THE BOOK

[paper harness]

I’m waiting for maps to change

Is there baross hi shock

[grizzled aspen]

Is that all that's left?

[paper harness]

No

About half way through

[stone fern]

bro is gonna smoke out a lung before he gets a new map

[visual stream]

Well I mean like I'm still dashing when it explodes, I'm just parallel to it but going in its direction

[grizzled aspen]

I see.

[paper harness]

Both lungs

[grizzled aspen]

The game is gonna say you touched it, then.

[stone fern]

switch to e-cigs

they last longer and are cheaper

[grizzled aspen]

You have to move away from the burster.

[paper harness]

No

[visual stream]

Both dogs and bursters will just ignore shoves sometimes

[grizzled aspen]

Vaping is cringe and actually puts more toxic chemicals in your body than cigarettes do.

[visual stream]

Very fun

[median steeple]

Mooo deeeng

[stone fern]

e-cigs not vapes

[paper harness]

Hmm yes burning oil

[grizzled aspen]

If Dorn was a real chad he would roll his own cigarettes.

[grim depot]

Smokers when their lungs look like a lord of cinder’s

[paper harness]

Goals

[visual stream]

I'm pretty sure cigarettes are much worse than vaping

[stone fern]

i can roll too its too time consuming did that for a while

[visual stream]

Vaping still horrible though

[stone fern]

e-cigs arent burnt theyre heated

so its ok 🙂

[grizzled aspen]

It's not. Cigarettes might put shit in your lungs, but vaping adds oil to the mix.

You ever see what vapers cough up?

Looks like actual fucking tar.

[visual stream]

Never seen a vaper cough up oil wth

[paper harness]

I saw a dude knock himself out with chloroform once

[grizzled aspen]

Then they don't vape a lot.

[paper harness]

I sure loved pulling his dumb ass out of the VLS tube he was in

[hard nexus]

vapes and cigs are both gross

[solar gorge]

yes ofc

[grizzled aspen]

With how often Dorn smokes, I would say switching to a vape would be significantly worse for him.

[grim depot]

Both are poison but vapers think it’s a better alternative when both are literal poison.

[solar gorge]

people who advocate for one while shunning the other are braindamaged

[visual stream]

Must be a diabolical amount, my ex vaped a lot but never did

[visual stream]

Correct take

[paper harness]

Both cringe

[hard nexus]

on a ship?

[paper harness]

[paper harness]

Yeah

[hard nexus]

lmfao

[grizzled aspen]

It's unironically better to chainsmoke actual cigarettes than it is to vape.

[visual stream]

I'd have to research but last time I checked vapes were minimally better

[hard nexus]

dorn was in the navy

lore drop

[paper harness]

Do you know how hard it is to harness up and pull some dumb fuck out of a tube

[hard nexus]

explains a lot

[grizzled aspen]

Is.

[visual stream]

Good thing I never breathed in on funny sticks of any kind

[paper harness]

No I work for Raytheon

[visual stream]

Not a lot at least

[grim depot]

It also leads to vapers vaping a lot more. (Especially if they used to smoke and are trying to quit smoking)

[hard nexus]

ohg

[grizzled aspen]

Oh God Dorn works for Raytheon.

[hard nexus]

this also explains a lot

hi maya again

[grim depot]

What Raytheon

[proud jackal]

i dry vape my herb

[grizzled aspen]

Go play War Thunder and leak classified military secrets.

[merry flume]

@rocky nacelle ur missing out on my epic speedrun strats.....................

[proud jackal]

tabacco just seems gross

[merry flume]

https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/iO8NzUl5vtF0qTp9R?invite=cr-MSxqOXEsMjcyMzU5MjU1LA

[solar gorge]

don't smoke anything kids

[hard nexus]

engineering company (they make weapons for the military)

[visual stream]

Except for veed

[grizzled aspen]

Raytheon makes all the cool shit.

[frosty herald]

Braincells actively dying

[paper harness]

Basically a fake job now

[grim depot]

I wanna work for Lockheed Martin Ngl.

[proud jackal]

what? I thought they made cheapo earbuds...

[paper harness]

I sit here and send emails

[solar gorge]

free schizophrenia

[grizzled aspen]

Except Texas Industries.

[visual stream]

And crack

[grizzled aspen]

Texas Industries makes the fucking Javelin.

[hard nexus]

epic movement tech (this made it take longer)

[grizzled aspen]

Yeah, the company that makes your calculator also makes the most lethal rocket launcher on the planet.

[grim depot]

And overpriced as fuck calculators

[solar gorge]

rip

[hard nexus]

120 dollars for a fucking graphing calculator is so stupid

[merry flume]

get this guy a tommy bahama shirt and a vietnamese wife NOW

[grim depot]

scamming the military and scamming kids is tight work Ngl

[grizzled aspen]

One Javelin is worth more than I will probably ever handle in money in my lifetime.

Not make, but handle.

[merry flume]

i got to fondle a hellfire missle when i was in the military

[proud jackal]

I couldnt even emulate it when I was going to uni... 😭

[merry flume]

we had a particially bad storm and we had to stow a buncha apaches in our hangar

[grizzled aspen]

Ngl that makes my stomach hurt.

[hard nexus]

my old calculator actually just straight up broke

it was physically fine, it just software bugged tf out and i couldn’t fix it

[grizzled aspen]

Handled actual dynamite once and it made me feel physically ill.

[proud jackal]

so dumb, worse than apple...

[grizzled aspen]

Could not explain why.

[merry flume]

i was a mechanic for the b2 so technically i got to touch and learn all about a system that is more money than my entire family would ever see ever

[hard nexus]

yeah

[grim depot]

I have touched a 120 k piece of communication equipment one time when my dad showed me the armory for his unit.

[merry flume]

that's what makes it epic.........

[visual stream]

I think any sane person's body does that when they are handling something innately very dangerous

[grim depot]

That’s why we don’t use dynamite anymore.

[hard nexus]

you ever think that if during training exercises, they shot one less missile or one less tank shell

that money would change my life entirely

and they just sent it into a hill

[hard nexus]

true….

i think the most expensive thing i’ve ever touched

hrmm

idk

[grim depot]

I touched a really fucking expensive rock one time.

[ornate bone]

but not grass

[grizzled aspen]

Probably a bus.

[solar gorge]

i touched the hull of a nuclear submarine if that counts

[grim depot]

Nah I used to be super into rocks.

[grizzled aspen]

Not a joke, either.

Busses are fucking expensive.

[hard nexus]

are busses expensive?

weird

[merry flume]

cica prob knows more than me but range days they literally waste like 200k + in ammo every time lmao

[grizzled aspen]

Think how much your car is worth, yeah?

[grim depot]

Yeah. Especially the longer ones.

[hard nexus]

i spent 100 dollars on a chevron amethyst

[grizzled aspen]

Now triple it.

[fleet fractal]

express delivery of judgement

[grim depot]

More than triple. Prolly like sextuple

[frosty herald]

My most expensive thing touched is probably the major of my town with a handshake

[hard nexus]

yah it’s insane, i have a friend who’s a navy corpsman, he sends me videos of what they do out in the ocean sometimes and i’ll watch him dump more money than i make in a month into the ocean from an M240

[hard nexus]

300-400k?

[frosty herald]

Pirate hunting or training?

[hard nexus]

training

he doesn’t do pirate hunting or anything, he’s stationed in america right now

[grizzled aspen]

Google says a brand new bus fits that price range.

[hard nexus]

damn

[grizzled aspen]

Anyway, I'm writing my dnd setting, right.

I've figured out the four races of elves I want.

And how they are different from each other, and what dictates the type of elf.

[frosty herald]

Dark light wood snow

[solar gorge]

safe bet

[grizzled aspen]

Now I need to do dwarves and I don't know what to do with them.

[solar gorge]

they live underground

done

[grizzled aspen]

High elves, drow, eladrin, and astral elves.

[solar gorge]

next race

[grizzled aspen]

Need single word names for high elves and astral elves, but that can wait.

[frosty herald]

Close enough

[grizzled aspen]

There are multiple types of dwarves, though.

[solar gorge]

oh you mean in dnd

[grizzled aspen]

Yeah.

[solar gorge]

i thought you were making everything up

[paper harness]

hehehehe

[grizzled aspen]

I said I was writing my dnd setting.

[solar gorge]

i don't like dnd

[grizzled aspen]

Cringe!

[paper harness]

tlam

[solar gorge]

so i don't know much

[grizzled aspen]

It's really cool though.

[paper harness]

hehehehehe

[opal star]

we need to kill lambdag for DnD slander

[solar gorge]

i think it's p lame as a setting but that's me

[opal star]

oh that’s fair

[grizzled aspen]

Hence why I'm making my own setting.

Before WOTC fucks it all up.

[opal star]

but that’s why every DM tends to just.. do their own thing setting wise

[visual stream]

What about it is lame to you?

[solar gorge]

i mean the base itself is lame

[grim depot]

Dorn’s the kinda guy to win you are not the father and start dancing

[grizzled aspen]

No, no, I'm making everything homebrew.

[visual stream]

I would be too wth

[grizzled aspen]

The only thing coming from the player's handbook is spells.

Everything else is made up by me.

[grim depot]

Ngl making spells is fun until u gotta decide the damage and if it needs buffs and up cast damage and all the other annoying things.

[solar gorge]

so you don't need to necessarily have multiple type of dwarves then

[grizzled aspen]

I do.

[solar gorge]

why

[frosty herald]

My favourite kind of spells are weapon summoning

[solar gorge]

unless you want to

[grizzled aspen]

I'm going to have several types of humans, dwarves, etc.

[hard nexus]

well the missile is worth 80k, 180k for both the missile and the system

[grim depot]

Who doesn’t need 4 types of dwarves?

[grizzled aspen]

I'm giving my players choices.

[hard nexus]

so probably not actually

[hard nexus]

also what context did u handle dynamite under?

i’m curious

[grizzled aspen]

You see, my grandpa was a hoarder.

[grim depot]

It’s where he got his name chudblast. He blasted away the chuds to become their king

[grizzled aspen]

That should be enough.

[hard nexus]

oh wow

lmfao

[opal star]

ship of thesus type shit

[grizzled aspen]

You go to clean out the old garage and...

Theres just...

[grim depot]

A hoarder of bombs?

[grizzled aspen]

A box of dynamite.

Like 6 sticks left.

Fuses were cut so as to not accidentally set it off.

[grim depot]

Holy shit

[solar gorge]

so he was a domestic terrorist

noted

[grizzled aspen]

You can legally own dynamite.

[visual stream]

That's fun to me honestly

[grim depot]

Ik I want some

[hard nexus]

have dwarves that tend to forests and nature, almost like a wood elf

[solar gorge]

lame

[placid fiber]

Heh, I got Bowser working under cover as Link's replacement

[hard nexus]

i think nature dwarves are cool

[grim depot]

I’m just too broke to afford any

[grizzled aspen]

That's actually based.

Hmm

I'll look through current races of dwarves and see if anything catches my eye.

[placid fiber]

Nature dwarves would be pretty goated

[solar gorge]

get super industrial dwarves get chaos dwarfs up in this shit

[hard nexus]

true

[solar gorge]

comically evil industrialists

[hard nexus]

make their leader henry ford

[grim depot]

Duegar is my fav (the gray ones in under dark.)

[grizzled aspen]

Duergar are going to be a must.

[solar gorge]

venture capitalists type shit

[grizzled aspen]

I have Drow, after all.

[visual stream]

So the Underdark still exists or no?

[grizzled aspen]

Though I'm pulling an Elder Scrolls for how Elves are born.

The type of elf is determined by the phase of the moon.

[visual stream]

That's kinda cool

[grizzled aspen]

It's exactly how Khajiit work.

So two of the races of elf are minorities, being born only under the full and new moon.

[visual stream]

One of my favorite things about D&D is that there's a lot of lore for the monster biology and why they act the way they do

Even if most of the time it's not told to us in 5e at all and is a horrible representation

[grizzled aspen]

Monster biology is my favorite thing, especially considering my players like to butcher strong monsters for gear.

[visual stream]

Beholers digest food in their lungs or something like that

[grim depot]

Read delicious in dungeon(I can’t spell its Japanese name on iPhone.)

[visual stream]

I watched the first episode, gotta keep watching

[grizzled aspen]

Yeah, I'm gonna let my players skin a basilisk and use it as armor.

[visual stream]

And beholders also have no butt so

[grim depot]

My dm’s wouldn’t let me the monsters

[visual stream]

The reason they salivate is because uhh

[grizzled aspen]

Your dms are CRINGE then.

[grim depot]

Ikr why can’t I steal the weird snail monsters shell to make a shield out of.

[visual stream]

Red dragon brain tastes like brain but really, really searingly spicy (in my DM's setting)

[grizzled aspen]

I allowed my players to skin a dragon once.

They butchered it.

Left nothing behind.

A nice hint; don't let your artificer get their hands on a bag of holding.

[grim depot]

So they stole the dragon?

[visual stream]

Which is when we as a whole group learned what brains taste and feel like because none of us knew

[grizzled aspen]

They can make more than one if you do.

[visual stream]

Apparently it's like butter

Not taste but feel

[grim depot]

Biggest mistake of ur life

[median steeple]

Turning the campaign into monster hunter was one of the best times, dragon parts sell for a pretty penny

[grizzled aspen]

Indeed.

[visual stream]

"After we kill the dragon we just leave it there" YOU WHAT

[grizzled aspen]

They gave the bones to a museum, the scales to a smith (made black dragon armor), and donated the meat.

[grim depot]

A huge rotting corpse 💀

[grizzled aspen]

And left that city with like 40 platinum.

Of course I robbed them shortly after.

[visual stream]

One of the other players in my group saw a dying/dead god(?) at some point in their campaign (before I had joined in) and started harvesting his blood

[grizzled aspen]

Can't let your players have too much money.

[grim depot]

I woulda sold bones and meat and made cool armor and then bought 50000 goats to get to level 20

[visual stream]

He has used this blood to circumvent spending ANY of his already bank-sized bank account

[grizzled aspen]

The museum paid for the bones and they turned around and used most of that money to commission the armor.

The museum was missing only one type of dragon skeleton.

You can see why they paid so much.

[grim depot]

selling a gods blood as payment is tight work

[grim depot]

Did they get the other ones too?

[grizzled aspen]

Wdym?

[grim depot]

Like kill the other dragons

[grizzled aspen]

The other skeletons were already present at the museum.

No need to do any more dragon slaying.

[grim depot]

That’s no fun what if someone wants a private collection

[grizzled aspen]

Where the fuck is a private citizen going to store some 15 dragon skeletons?

[grim depot]

A giant house that’s where

U seen the average castle hall?

[visual stream]

With the storage that they purchased with all the other parts of the dragon

(this is the part where you, the DM, make a cult that breaks in and tries to turn them into dracoliches)

[grizzled aspen]

That's dirty...

I'll think about it.

[visual stream]

But it would be so fun

[grim depot]

Don’t they need to be alive to lichify and need a phalaxtory too?

[grizzled aspen]

However, that campaign long since finished.

[visual stream]

I think so but magic can work in funny ways in the D&D setting anyhow

[grizzled aspen]

Not necessarily.

To make a dracolich, you do need a phylactery, but nothing is saying an experienced necromancer can't reanimate the bodies.

[rancid wasp]

yo best talents for dclaw pls

[weak sail]

Which Eviscerator do people like better?

[grizzled aspen]

Use a cookie cutter IJ build, that's your best bet.

[rancid wasp]

lights horizontal, heavy vertical

[grim depot]

I like the light attack horizontal only one

[rancid wasp]

whats that?

[weak sail]

Thanks guys

[rancid wasp]

i am just trying to lvl the dclaw

[grizzled aspen]

The mk3 is a combo weapon, you have to chain heavies, lights, and your PA together to see success. The mk15 is pants on head easy, lights are horizontal, heavies are vertical, and the heavies can even chain kill crushers.

[grim depot]

I thought u needed to parry to do that?

[grizzled aspen]

Do this but take IJ instead of martyrdom.

[grizzled aspen]

I'm referring to eviscerators.

They only have two models.

Dclaws have 3.

Mk1, mk4, and mk7.

[grim depot]

Ohhh. Mine had 60 shred so I can’t

[rancid wasp]

sorry man thanx for the info ill look into it, but i have brain damage. i mean blessings

[grizzled aspen]

Oh! You're good man, it's alright. Dclaw wants shred rampage.

[visual stream]

I think a piety build works too

Invocation gud

[grizzled aspen]

With dclaw you can use piety and get a crit almost every swing, thereby taking significant advantage of crit cdr and enduring faith.

Or you can take the consistent damage from IJ.

[paper harness]

why would you go piety

[rancid wasp]

beautiful. thanks man

[grizzled aspen]

Guaranteed crits for enduring faith?

[grim depot]

Cuz it’s good and doesn’t mean I have to get 3 wound curio’s for martyrdom

[grizzled aspen]

Literally 100% uptime of it.

[rancid wasp]

all good man. i am just leveling the dclaw. i am a thammer main.

[grizzled aspen]

That being said, I prefer IJ.

[grim depot]

Hammer is so fun.

[visual stream]

Love me hammah

[grizzled aspen]

Crits are good, but dodges good-er.

[rancid wasp]

where are you from? your name makes me cringe

[grizzled aspen]

It's a joke name.

I am normally Frogcast.

[rancid wasp]

ze best. vermintide hammer main. darktide hammer main after buffs xD

[grizzled aspen]

Anyway, I'm American.

[grim depot]

🦅🦅🦅

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[rancid wasp]

the first 4 letters of your name in my language literally means "f**k"

[grizzled aspen]

Lmao.

[rancid wasp]

xD

[grizzled aspen]

Well, that word means something different here.

A "chud" is a type of person.

Like... very cringe.

[rancid wasp]

chud=fu*k

[grizzled aspen]

I'll go ahead and change it back now, then.

Seems a good time.

[grim depot]

The weird terminally online people call those they dislike on 4chan and other forums that.

[rancid wasp]

all good. keep it. i am sure noone in fatshark speaks my language

[fleet zealot]

DM gave me a 2d10 sword

as a hexblade warlock

or well

[grim depot]

New dm???

That’s one of the worst mistakes you can do

[grizzled aspen]

AAAAAAA

BAD

[fleet zealot]

as part of my stuff to become a hexblade warlock

tbh

[grizzled aspen]

Thirsting blade + extra attack and eldritch smite...

[fleet zealot]

i'm the only character that has died directly from combat

[grizzled aspen]

So much fucking damage.

[fleet zealot]

and curse bringer

actually died twice

[grizzled aspen]

Get revivified, idiot.

[fleet zealot]

well it's part of my pact, the blade is keeping me alive since I had my heart lasered out by an angel

[rancid wasp]

ok combat blade best blessings?

[grim depot]

Dm secretly fudging rolls behind the little paper wall

[grizzled aspen]

[fleet zealot]

nah he's not

[grizzled aspen]

We always fudge rolls.

[paper harness]

ehh

[grizzled aspen]

Uncanny precog or precog riposte.

[fleet zealot]

if i was college of swords instead of lore I could juice more

[paper harness]

not exactly 100% consistent

[grizzled aspen]

If your DM isn't fudging rolls then they aren't DM'ing right.

[fleet zealot]

95% consistent

[grizzled aspen]

I'll roll dice just for the fun of it behind the screen just to fuck with my players.

[grim depot]

The 2 times I DM’d I took my brother’s advice and gave the boss no set hp pool and just let the players have like 10 turns of fun and then he died.

[acoustic dune]

100 crit chance

[rancid wasp]

not a fan of precog, any alternatives?

[grim depot]

Roll a shite ton of dice too.

[fleet zealot]

oh no he's just pumping up the combat difficulty and giving enemies new toys/immunities

we deserve it tho

[grizzled aspen]

Uncanny lacerate.

[fleet zealot]

we have 2 spellcasters using silvery barbs

[paper harness]

uncanny riposte

[grizzled aspen]

Evil.

[rancid wasp]

thanks man

[acoustic dune]

You can always go lacerate

[grizzled aspen]

Always.

[fleet zealot]

uncanny flesh tearer

[grizzled aspen]

I have like 12 d4 and d6.

[paper harness]

This thing is so insane

[fleet zealot]

i'm college of lore 6 and hexblade 4

[grim depot]

If u play warhammer bring the pile of d6 (I have 30 dice.)

[grizzled aspen]

There's a specific dice set I want for Christmas.

It's from the bloodborne style books.

They've got trick weapons and shit.

If you buy the expensive set you get the guiding moonlight dice.

[grim depot]

On the dice??? That sounds dope

[grizzled aspen]

No no they're just in the books.

[grizzled aspen]

But the dice are the guiding moonlight dice.

[grim depot]

Do the dice look good?

[grizzled aspen]

Yes.

[paper harness]

hehe

[grizzled aspen]

And theyre the extra pointy ones too.

[grim depot]

Is it under 200?

[acoustic dune]

Why are people using lacerate now

[grizzled aspen]

No.

[grim depot]

Dam

[paper harness]

Converts

[grizzled aspen]

If you buy the dice alone they're 70 dollars.

The books are Steinhardt's Guide to the Eldritch Hunt.

[hard nexus]

i need to try crit cdr IJ mk15 evis

[median steeple]

nuhuh

[hard nexus]

yuh huh

it’s probably a really good build

free chastise all the time

[grim depot]

Is there any way to reach 100% crit on devils claw?

[hard nexus]

i think you can reach 85 percent

but you don’t need 100%

[fleet zealot]

^

shred+blazing piety+ scourge

[hard nexus]

is 85 right?

[grim depot]

What about 15% of the time?

[fleet zealot]

i'm not sure i don't crit max dclaw

[hard nexus]

90% technically

[fleet zealot]

just swing again or use fotf

[hard nexus]

because crit chance aura from a psyker

[grim depot]

What’s good to have ungodly amounts of crit on?

[hard nexus]

85% is ungodly amounts of crits

you don’t need 100% crit chance ever

[median steeple]

He's asking what weapon silly

[hard nexus]

hi psycho

[grim depot]

Like weapon

[hard nexus]

ohh

[median steeple]

Dementia

(meeeeee)

[fleet zealot]

it's knife, duelist, dclaw and chsword

[hard nexus]

hi psycho

[fleet zealot]

that wants crit

[hard nexus]

hi psycho

[fleet zealot]

or scales well off crits

[hard nexus]

hi psycho

[median steeple]

The rot consumes

[grizzled aspen]

I've been doing that with the mk3 and it fucks.

[grim depot]

Like normal chain sword or big chain sword?

[hard nexus]

tac axe, knife, dclaw, chain sword, crusher (kind of), evis (kind of),

[fleet zealot]

big chainsword is eviscerator