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yeah i just invocation better
I got it done in like 20ish minutes solo
I think it's well worth the time installing just for that
I've been telling myself that I unintentionally hit enough backs while dodging around the horde that it makes it worthwhile
Mk3 also doesn't build crit so it feels more consistent, mentally at least
I wish I liked the 15 but it's just so...boring
And its push attack sucks, fuck stabs all my homies hate stabs
Thanks! Why flak instead of carapace?
Precog/duellist/thrust 2 shots crushers, one shots with fotf
Carapace perk wouldn't change that
bro a 12 year old
Plus carapace realistically only affects 2 enemies
Which duelling sword already safely handles easily
Doesnt even help
Got it, thanks
He has busted ki regen and spams his supers
Great Apes absolutely infuriating to fight? Wow, they really did nail the feel of Budokai Tenkaichi
keep seeing people saying combat ability regen on curios sucks but idk what i can replace it with 
I remember giving my PS2 memory card to a kid on the playground in elementary school because Kid Buu kept kicking my shit in AS SOON as the battle would begin
great ape is harder than the 5 ginyu force member gauntlet
I didn't even have a chance to hit the block button in time
and frieza
I dunno how he did it but he was a Guatemalan kid and he gave the memory card back to me in a couple days with all of the characters unlocked
yea ngl
watching my homeboy play it he struggled on great ape
freed everything else up
then cell gave him some trouble
(goku story)
so am i bugging or can you not 1 shot crushers with thammer? I Though i only needed carapace to hit the 1 shot
Using your Spanish friend to beat a fighting game level is like using an Asian friend to beat an Osu level
Revive speed. If you have revive speed, more revive speed
Become handmaiden
charge heavy the head 
max thrust
it'd be funny if that affected trapper net releasing 
does it 1 shot unbuffed tho? like no momentum stacks etc.
3% makes the other blessings cry
they need to make a diamantine drop modifier on curios
Toughness
Gunner resist
Sniper resist
Hp
Stam regen
Hell even revive speed if you feel like it
revive speed is underrated
See even he said revive speed, revive speed is the way to go
I would 100% buy into it
im already running all stamina regen on them 
All curios revive speed
I reach the crusher one shot with less than max headtaker stacks, x3 thrust, and no cara perk
is less than max head taker 0 tho?
????
Headtaker had 5 stacks
5% strength on hit up to 5 stacks
so im assuming its only with stacks then unless i use elite with cara?
Triple stamina regen was so silly because I dont think it's possible to run out without extreme effort
Well it's obviously possible but like, practically you can block push forever
in a real game you will probably be buffed by duelist and IJ (almost) constantly
when crushers show up
it'll be aight
I've dialed it back to 1 stam regen now
Picked up a stam curio
Lemme tell ya...
I want a +3
I don't look at a lot of data so I wasn't really sure how much stamina it was, functionally
In practice it's so nice just having that little safety net
needing to defeat frieza without a spirit bomb had me tweaking
noob saiyan
Sparking Zero's whole shebang just makes me want Xenoverse 3 and I want it to not suck

I'm a slut for create-a-character
I'd play Bat Ratz for a whole 10 minutes if you let me create a rat
so just confirming that the only way to 1 shot with nothing but the hammer is to have elite carapace right? Everything else i tried so far left it at like 1 hp
reject facelifts when
I'm so tired of seeing the same exact faces except on ogryn
everyone is clones of each other
time to feed him a cookie
top ten
ssj1 goku destroys max power frieza tho
Yes but in a realistic situation you would not be completely and totally buffless
And even if it isn't a one shot, a single light attack finishes them off
with a few stack yeah but it has to be up as you are hitting
is the ability CD on curio additive or mult
4% is a hella specific number. At least 5%, damn.
2 perk slots to one shot a single enemy without any buffs when they are less than 1% of the total enemy count and you'd be hard pressed to NOT have any buffs in a real game
Just isn't worth it
in a realistic situation i can still see myself having buffs fall off as i run at crushers
i just want to bonk move to the next
people usually do not like to make ugly characters unless they're trolling
Momentum and headtaker and sustained assault never fall off in a fight
i don't see a problem, im pretty sure you supposed to have youtube in your Youtube?
nonono
it's supposed to be Formula 1 + occasional 40k videos
I talked about vtubers ONE time today and didn't watch a single video and now I'm getting reccomendations
shrug
that usually a sign that youtube lack data on your hobby that anything new make it reccomendation hyper focused on it
Idk who needs to hear this, but the heavy eviscerator's light attacks sync perfectly most of the time with Disposal Unit
disposal unit is easy to sync up to in my experience
I dunno why
just happens
Genius game design
ty ty
you can also use a heavy sword with deathblow, you can get a few kills with it too
Syncing up music is one of the best ways to spice up gameplay
i noticed that if i hit a crusher really hard in the ass with the thunder hammer i don't see his ass cheeks
unlike when i hit him on his head, then i get to see his skull
chat should i play call of prypiat or clear sky stalker
is this censorship
cheeks get evaporated after so no reward 4 u
IJ is pretty much always up tho in a real game
da emprah
i bet he cant beat mr krab
mommy dukane
I will say, despite loving character creation as soon as they give me a cool looking hat it's all over
Sunset Overdrive letting you literally wear the moon on your head? Oh yeah, that's the stuff
admiral thrawn?
not iconic enough
yo what
the lobotomy hood
i actually not sure who he is either, so make sense
LMAO 2 shotting bosses is friggin wild
mickey mouse?
wtf
Tim the Enchanter
that cannot be a real character
uncle grandpa
what do you mean
or smth
he is real
Monty Python, it's a pretty legendary character
what, Tim?
look at his real head
TIM?
the knight of ni
What is this
why is it in my art feed
its peak
mossa art mentioned
why do I need more of it
she is testing if he is safe for cannibalism
he make some warhammer stuff medival stuff aswell
cringe
fr an eater
The Hamburgler
his work are great
ey i have taste
atleast its
shutter
krekkov
tarkov is really tweaking
why did the lewd shturman on their main account
Tarkov has been going thru it since one guy revealed that over half of the playerbase was using wallhacks
By using wallhacks and fucking wiggling at people
envy
though i like nurgle plague marine better as a waifu
i have need to find mossa vermintide artwork
not the body pillow
RAHHHHHHHHHHH
yeah female custodes is the real catch
gag gifts bout to go crazy
https://www.nexusmods.com/fallout4/mods/88002 I'm sorry what the fuck
iirc only space marine have dulled sexual attraction, so i still have a chance with the custodes
is there a fallout 4 mod for everything?
Is this just a $5 painted rock
no
what the sigmar
thunk it's a mousepad or smth
real
or actually smth like a hand sanitiser case
that'd make sense considering it's sanitar
nah, i prefer the woman from the animation
iirc, she is based on a real person as well!
i perfer this
that jawline
the book of grudge is moist tonite
alr I fell into another rabbit hole
weird, based on the vibe of this artist, i expected the guy to have nipples
what is "brazillian miku"
it self explainatory
someone name miku that is brazillian
its a sfw for this one
the lad draw tasteful nude
I thought jerma was miku
what happened to that
well, from what i know multiple people can share the same name
unless brazil limit ancestry duplication on their ID
ok
i agree, but why post this to me
is it a warning?
ok
orks actually carrying magazines
this is falsehood
their mags are literally welded to their guns
only warbosses gets to pretend to swap mags
they see human carry a lot of mags have a lot of dakka
so they carry alot of mags to get more dakka
lucky charms
I like that
is this not make sense
any particular reason for rashad? im emotional about my achlys
I love orks
no, if they don't make sense
more ork kill teams
I need a tankbusta refresh
and make that a kill team too
and that modular boyz kit
I'll take that
it would be too hot
they probably do
isn't there that one infamous blood bowl cheerleader model
I probably can't post it can I?
maybe they all are just gruffy no tits gal
yea it's got tits on it
just look up "blood bowl orc cheerleader"
the orc thicc n juicies 🥵
they'd look exactly like the guys too
ngl
ghost ping?
lads i need a cute iconic character
dude went to straight up horny
char works too
first thing that came up
peak character
to go HR giger on it
the kinky lad
but yes
give me a cute iconic character
that is not hello kitty
Goodbye dog
monopoly man??
snoopy???
idk you're probably looking at corpo icons
I'm bored
time to go gooning in the forest
miker moose?
bring me a hot sexy wendigo
in the forest at 480p
yeah micheal ze maus
I need a better display screen
but I can't find any decent ones in 5cm by 12.5cm
sad
wendigos aren't real btw
they're literally just people going feral by cannibalising grey matters
let a lad dream dammit
(ik)
the woods is boring
I'm going back home
I wish I'm competent enough to be able to build a house in the woods
I hope all Xbox players explode except for the ones I like
like me??
Just literal restarts I was playing with
Can’t use that gamer word

But it’s whatever they are unironically mad cuz bad
xbox players ain't that bad
“Erm you need to stick with them team” “”no I’ll die “”
only reason they get a bad rap is bc 12 yo son is playing on dad's account or smth
The 2 lfgs I tried were men
nah ive played with plenty of grown men who are terrible
Terrible toxic people who sucked!
I don't care about someone being a console player as long as they can actually keep up with specials and whatnot
i dont even use mine anymore
or the exemplar lol
doesnt mean anything if you can cheese it lol
just go in with the reject icon
I just reported them and blocked them

no expectations, nothing gets them mad
i actually use the penance titles quite a bit
Real
what's the best build to do lethal pursuit penance?
I run for the drip for any of my cosmetics now
they think wearing stuff makes you "good at the game"
Get the dodge node on that key stone
just go with the default IJ build
you'll be fine
having titles from cheesing is exactly the same as having the green boarder from modifier games, but getting it from malice-damnation
its not that bad if you have a good team
even exemplar isnt that bad if you dont do shocktroop and shit
I called it cheesing bc I had cole on my team
nah, getting carried isn't really cheesing
leaving when downed is
Idk, shits kinda hilarious
I played with a guy the otherday who was maybe +10, +15 , with the exemplar title
you'll never guess what happened
some maelstrom modifiers is easier than HISTG
murder hobo with candy cane shank
thats his snack and his self defense weapon
he just sucks on it here and there to keep it pointy
Infantry lasgun 
Bolter, flamer, shotguns, bolt pistol, braced autos, revolver, loads of them are great
flamer it is than
Last thing you see before waking up in the morning
Is it still best to stack toughness instead of hp?
what's the dump stat for the thunderhammer and heavy eviscerator? new to zealot
ah, crusher as well
just get above 200 hp to survive burster/sniper 1 shots and yea toughness is better than health usually
thank you
🤙
Hey question the 2 handed chain sword how good is it as a generalist weapon
I think the XV eviscerator is fairly decent. lmb spam to horde clear, heavies for heavy clear. Pretty easy to learn and braindead to use
Dunno if it meta this patch tho
It doesn’t need to be meta
I think its decent then. iirc the only really mid af weapon right now is the tac axe
Where's Waldo looking ass knife
"Waldo's on your rib cage"
Stabs 29 times
What’s a good pairing with the eviscerator?
Range wise
The eviscerator is an all rounder weapon (imo) so you can kinda pair it with anything.
Personally I would run revolver or bolter. Revolver to pew pew specialists in a pinch and bolter for burst damage. But again you could prob run anything really
Unless they patched it out, If you run chastise, make sure to use your ability after you hit with the special of chain weapons to do more damage rather than using your ability before the hit connects.
both evisc are good all arounder weapons, mk15 more way more simple and has stronger heavies that are both ST (it also has 1 more tick of it's chainsaw so it does more damage naturally), mk3 is a more specialist niche for eviscerator since it has ST lights and different heavies, both are pretty good for running a crit or IJ build or even martyrdom its just up to user choice/preference
with a BT setup mk15 can chain kill crushers back to back (just run carapace to consistently 1 shot more) im just running flak/unyielding personally cause I want more boss spec
just know mk15 has a cleave cap of 4 on it's light attacks
Looks good think I’ll probably change the talent tree up a little bit
I was about to say I run marty build for the eviscerator lol
👍
Dunno if scourge is worth tho tbh vs blood redemption
blood redemption is ok
you're running shred so you can get actual use out of scourge but with shred/scourge i'd try to take enduring faith
gotta figure out where to scrounge the points then XD probably get rid of duelist
you can try something like this
I wouldnt get rid of duelist considering you're running chastise
so thats a free buff to your crits
I’ll probs do this instead
(you wont be getting too much value from anoint in blood cause you have a revolver)
for an evisc?
Yeah
chain weapons dont really work on shroud but knock yourself out I guess
But why the+2 wounds
Saves me having to use a curio
?
?
you dont need wound curios unless you're running marty
Ugh I know my logic may seem flawed to allot of people but I do like having more wounds
its just more chances at fucking up
hey zealots, is the martydom build strat with curios just to grab 3 wounds or nah?seems interestingly tempting
(which zealot already gets every 120 seconds with until death)
you can go 3 wounds yeah but I personally go 2 wounds and 17 toughness
im just used to playing a non-silly build so unsure the best route for it
It’s also more of safety net since I don’t like using until death
certainly a
choice
so you'd rather point tax to get 2 extra downs
instead of a 120s talent that prevents you from going down
Yes because if I rely on until death I’ll become to reliant on it as a crutch
And yet you are being reliant on extra downs instead...?
Yes as weird as that sounds
the difference is the crutch is my team instead of until death
ill pray on my team being good to save me with my +2 wounds
instead of just yknow never dying every 120 seconds
I mean we can't stop them
(he wont)
If they want to play stupidly, they're gonna do it
hm
Also since chain weapons don’t work with shroud what does
use a knife or a TH, cant give many recs cause I hate shroud
most would say knife shroud
and with DS you can probably do that now too
TH is for big bonk memes but shroud gets most of its usefulness from finesse weapons so knife/dueling sword
would be better choices
No, I just know stupid when I see it
I'm tired of dealing with it and just woke up
I would just like to hear the explanation/argument
Like I get if you want to not use until death, but, crutching on wounds instead is just... sigh
Especially when not taking +2 wounds lets you get away without having until death activate in the first place
due to extra stats that prevent you from going down
IN all honesty I never rely on until death, even tho I have it on all builds
When you get fucked, it's nice
if you think +2 wounds is a "safety net" when the maximum use you get out of them requires you to be down
compared to you survive whatever the game bullshits you with every 120s
then it is what it is
Yep
no one who takes until death is praying on it to proc
not a single zealot worth their salt is doing that shit
^
Hell even 1 wound wouldn't stop that much lol
wounds outside of marty have no use, besides being another fuck up chance
and if you're getting fucked up enough to go down 4-5 times consistently on auric maelstrom or auric damn
might have to re think 2 wounds "being a safety net"
Yep
but thats just how I look at it
It's not even just a personal thing, that's a true statement
Would run auric if anyone on Oceana would run that shit but every time I choose to run a auric with randoms never happens
Hell even when I sucked I never relied on until death lol
The only non skill issue reasoning for extra wounds is the massive increase in corruption damage you can take before keeling over
Even that though could still be skill issue
you know what prevents corruption damage hahnda
it is nice to have a wound zealot tank some bs the director will throw sometimes though lol
(not getting hit and not getting burstered or pounced)
now thats a good way to prevent corruption dmg
Even double grims get slowed down by 25% more hp
Anyways I’ll leave you elitist zealots to it have a good one
We aren't being elitist, we're trying to explain to you why what we do works but you are stubbornly stuck on +2 wounds or nothing
which isn't our fault
That's you being unwilling to change your opinion, and setting yourself up for failure
No explanation, only affirmation of my playstyle
no need to try explaining if he's said he's leaving, it's his problem
Yeah
I kinda felt he was a lost cause to begin with
I mean I can explain why I run a slightly off meta thing on my brauto: It works with my playstyle in a way that allows me to perform at a higher level more easily(I use inspiring barrage instead of both frenzied fire and deathspitter)
I won't promote it tho
I do wish there were more reasons to use other curio blessings than just toughness and an hp from time to time though. so much of the trees just buff toughness further and theres 2 use cases at most for wounds and a meme case for stamina
i play almost exclusively aurics when im on. only time i dont is when i want faster q pops. i see a bunch of similar names or people trying it out but i still get auric matches.
Yep
and wounds exist mostly for marty
and people who want a safety net
I dont have a problem with safety nets tbh but I think 1 is enough
I argue against stamina, but its not hard to make do without an extra toughness curio
purposely point taxing your skills to get +2 wounds is just crazy lmao
especially not on zealot
besides ive gotten 10x more value from having +3 stamina
to block for alot of revives
i take +1 wound then hp/toughness for other 2, game has enough bullshit 8x crusher spawns or silent poxbursters, or muties grabbing thru dodges that i like having the extra wound just incase. plus givesyou an extra down if doing double grims
lol when until death procs i'm like "aw shit, here we go again... should probably play carefully..." followed by: "Elite pack? YEET!" dashes in
yea see like
1 safety net is perfectly fine
dorn would shit himself and say no but I can see the reason why vets or soykers run at least 1 wound
and as long as they arent ass i dont care
I mean if they're good enough to compensate that, they can run what they want
If they're going down to 1 brute/rager/poxwalker? sigh
i was on that type of shit at launch, but now it feels like the revive that costs me that much stamina aint worth it when it's either the team that isnt helping or the teammate who got downed while being over extended
Honestly I really wish they'd rework Wounds beyond making it so you can take more downs
Maybe like a slight bump to HP dr
I mean non-marty zealots have enough toughness to work with 2 toughness curios, easily
I think the problem with that on higher difficulties is the odds that someone will even have time to res you can be very low
I wish assist speed hit as hard as in vt2, I dont notice a difference even maxing it out
waffler tier
I do find it funny that I was included in the "elitist" part of that, since I'm a lot more casual overall than some people
yeah I love going into zealot chat
asking for something
we give reasons why something sucks or why we take what we do
ok bye elitists
zealot chat moment
mfw the advice i asked for is given and it doesn't align w what i was thinking
Oh the 20% unyielding and 25% to close?
i mean yeah its an always take for me
Yeah those are great ones
true
Dude, no grim resistance... 0/10
You really only need one toughness curio tbh
depends on weapons id say
I mean I can get 172 toughness on my marty build with 1 so yeah
anoint if you actually use your gun, but I always like purge the unclean for UNYLD damage
I take stripped down on my auto to outrun teammates lol
I just go 3 wounds but I'm not sure mathematically which one is the best for survivability
I will say max wounds does technically mean you can maximize your damage and attack speed bonuses for martyrdom
on the other hand I could just not run martyrdom 
let people run martyrdom
Mate if you get 11+ stamina and don't go Dclaw
I'm parrying your internet connection
The main things we do are: 2 wounds and 1 toughness or 3 wounds for marty
the unyielding and infested is nice but doesnt rlly make a noticeable diff unless thammer bonking bosses
only if they stop running max wounds
(I never run marty anymore)
nah I only run max wounds. Wats the point if you don't run max wounds kekw
i mean at that point you take kinetic deflection and venting shriek as psyker
I keep telling everyone 2 wounds talent + 2 wounds curios and 17 toughness
is perfectly fine
Because it is
I've been really enjoying using the flamer on my non-marty build myself
its what I run
everyone should be a marty for the god emperor
My biggest pet peeve is watching people take a marty build and then play on >50% hp for most of the game. Like why are you running marty then
I did 2 tap a void captain on crucis 2 nights ago
👔
cleanest 2 tap ever
I mean isn't that cause you had 25% flak on your crucis?
both chastise towards the head with a special overhead
iirc my crucis has flak unyielding on it right now
and im using purge the unclean
Yeah, the boss is flak under the void shield
thinking that martydom works like vt2 zealot
Yeah that would be nice
I need to set up my TH proper someday but lazy
My current playstyle is going feral with a chainaxe while listening to this https://open.spotify.com/track/5DALMLGwUAjkemxgkiGVSU?si=54f687ea4aa04091
iirc lazorr runs non-marty with his thammer
thinkin of usin a bolt pistol with it
i always marty when hammer
I do too, but, that's cause I like the attack speed bonus being always active pretty much
I dont know if i like ironhelm or crucis more. crucis finally has lights that hurt and iron helm feels like your forced to heavy to deal damage, but ironhelm can spam the shit out of powered attacks
i dont think iv tried marty ds yet tho
Ironhelm also seems to hit register error more than the crucis >.>
@hearty nebula can just run mine
was thinking of using an agri brauto with TH
but all in heavy weapons is pretty based
will try in a bit
Waiting for coffee to brew
nah that new overhead on the powered attack fucks me over so much more than the wide swing in terms of registering
And if I don't get myself any the moment it finishes I will forget it exists
Honestly I find the overhead easier to aim
you can hit elites in crowds much more consistently
Also might depend on your zealot's height
I think mine are max height zealots
im not sure what the knives are for
Im too used to ironhelm letting me hit them inside crowds through a swipe. I like the ability to take extra time with a push attack into overhead for more damage too
they apply shattering impact
o cool
I was testing if ironhelm could overhead 1 shot off tknives debuffing
and no IJ buffs
(it can if 2 tknives hit)
8 stacks of brittleness
a bit of silly
Personally I like the ability to not have to worry about using a different heavy, and still deal more damage than the ironhelm does with either heavy

also if you ever run bolt pistol use crusher
cole says lethal proximity affects crusher special
I don't like crusher's moveset tbh
I'm a crucis fanboy, tho
but I'll try it once I get it leveled
Does this count whether or not your ranged weapon is out?
suppress the world
lethal proximity is a passive buff
its active at all times apparently
That's goated
thats why vets use lethal proximity
I hope it don't get patched out
Can you kill 2 crushers with 1 krak with that? lol
you can kill more then 2 normally just depends how they stack on each other
I've had piss poor luck with that lol
i miss brutal momentum ogryn shovel destroying hordes of crushers in 1 swing
oh how well does it do against bosses btw?
I honestly should path krak nades in, but, I have such limited talent point amounts with my build that I might have to give something up
actually insane when a single krak wipes a whole patrol. so sad the killfeed barely works to show more than a single kill
I 2 tapped a void captain on magistrati maelstrom
2 nights ago
same build
If I didn't run ammo regen aura I would go krak
(no stimms)
just chastise overhead sniped him twice in the weakspot
and the bolter is great for melting bosses as well
can also apply shattering to setup for more TH bonk
I wouldnt say its that necessary unless you arent running a weapon that can deal with them. team always takes care of them before the kraks can even explode most the time
I run revolver with a heavy sword, rn
But the boss damage is always nice
Only character I've used the revolver on as well, lol
then maybeee? i mean with hand cannon and crit chance you can probably skirt by
That's what I've been doing
and yeah if pathing to survivalist is a priority then you're honestly good
Holy fuck I have a lot of cat emotes, when tf did I get all these?
discord mentality trying to keep you from ending nitro
You didn't
Just like me
I've had my nitro gone for a while, now. I got a free month a few days ago, tho, lol

I got them from that server lol
always fun to fuck around with it when it does come free, but I dont even get more than a day of good use from it
I went to that server for that specific emote as well lol

It’s fine to have a safety net on vet or psyker
my banks emaling me telling me confidential information in your inbox im freaking out thinking damn did the nigerian prince get me no its just them telling me they added some fuck off new payments method or something
for once we agree
well we've probably got some things we agree on
just forgor
There’s a problem if that is staying for 2000 levels tho
can agree on that as well
Safety nets???? In MY osha-non-compliant dystopia?
i only run extra wound on psyker incase a peril moment
Sometimes peril does just say: FUCK YOU!
Just don’t explode smh
unfortunately so 😔 im surprised this game even has railings in the manufactorums
When the person blows up like... 6 times per match... it's less of a peril moment tho lol
poxwalkers when boltgun magdump
Ikr? Truly the imperium has fallen
vet tho i dont see a point tho as you can most the times just kind of force yourself yo stay alive w infil and voc a lot
You really can, I've survived for ungodly amounts of time before getting bsed to death cause of voc lol
when I was pulling off 0 skill moments left and right lol
misses the shotgunner 10m away with the revolver
VoC vet is immortal, outside eating a net or getting barrelled off a cliff or the like you should never be dying tbh
or getting 5 burstered lol
infils sort of the same way except if your like cornered and cant move then sometimes still youll die
Only until death will save you at that point tho lol
@frosty herald https://fxtwitter.com/saitsumd/status/1843867846545420568
DON'T YOU LECTURE HIM WITH YOUR $30 HAIRCUT
https://gamebanana.com/sounds/76355
Or when the game says "Woe, 500 dreg ragers be upon ye" and voc isn't off cooldown.
and your revolver(or w/e gun u have) is empty
500 shredder nade activate
and ur out of nades
Just dodge the ragers 
Tru
real
Oh and don't forget the 3 silent bursters behind you
ahem
No.
Explode.
Lactose intolerant people when I fucking punch them so hard they explode:
Phra when i prove skullcrusher applies
WHERE!?
dorn deployed
This game is so evil
Vegeta at full health and then great ape vegeta at full health in the same battle
2 leagues west, in egypt
Whatever you do, do not tell them how lazy I’m being
you're going to have to work double time in this shithole to compensate for dilara
turkey banned discord
@placid fiber give me that emote immediately
That guy has gotta be trolling at this point man.
There's no way he isn't.
I refuse to believe someone can be that willfully dumb.
I look at this chat rn, and idk
They can be stubborn tho
We are silly here, sir.


Big difference.
hello
hi
aante yxe mhe nynbt
Metaphorically? No
Theoretically? No
Hypothetically? No
Literally? No
BUT spiritually? Also no
PHysicall- Not a chance in hell
Phra is just dumb, though. Thrust doesn't meet any meaningful breakpoints without chastise, and even then, you're sacrificing a large amount of your damage potential by using it over skullcrusher.
its more like anti pay, modding here takes years off our lives
Sir. There's been a second moderator.
how much can i pay u to look the other way while i say slurs to another user in this chat ?
i'll take the money but i'll still ban you
Yeah... being a moderator is rough on the soul
new plan new plan
Literally 1984.
the moderation is morally corrupt on multiple level
abolish the mods
What about if we gib cheese?
can't even say
no dick sucking in library
Can I pay in trident layers?
Can I pay in missile parts
I pay u 3 dockets to fukcc off ok menj
I love how we're all like "what if we bribe u w/ this?"
simply join my pyramid scheme (i will still ban you)
Something is bound to stick, after all.
yes ty
gimme one moment
aaaand
yoink

but I can't... I don't know the pythagorean theorem...
I second this.
if you do not ban me i will leak info from the next stellaris major update to you
Total malice boy death.

point and laugh
i'll consider it, for free
Jokes on you I have 2 more
/ban chudblast
/ban 478232915772178462
I am an eldritch being beyond your comprehension.
@paper harness
Listen up, rejects, because if you're not running a knife build in Darktide, you're just dead weight. I’m talking about a razor-sharp meta that cuts through the heretical masses faster than a Psyker's brain aneurysm on the final surge. You think your heavy bolter’s doing work? Pfft. My knife is a blur of righteous fury, turning Traitor Guardsmen into meat confetti while you're still winding up for that first swing with your Maul. I’m practically in a different game at this point.
Why the knife?
First off, you cleave through hordes like you’re on a diet of pure hatred and unholy caffeine. I’m not walking; I’m sprinting through the chaos, darting between foes like a heretic’s worst nightmare.
Oh, and let’s talk about stamina regen. While you’re sucking air with your clunky chainsword, I’m back at full stamina, dashing between targets, cutting throats like it’s a sport. I’m Michael Myers out here, but faster, with more style, and somehow less caring about your life expectancy.
What else?The speed is insane, because why stop when you can become a goddamn blur?
Increased crit chance, because every stab is like a coin flip between “oh no” and “OH YES."
And don’t even @ me if you’re not running the bonus sprint speed talent. If you're not constantly in motion, you’re basically a walking bullet magnet and, newsflash, the Emperor doesn’t bless static targets.
But what about Crushers and mutants?Do I look worried about Crushers? I’ve already stabbed them 8 times by the time they even think about winding up for that overhead smash. Oh, and for Mutants? They might charge, but I'm a knife-wielding Ferrari. By the time they hit, I’m already behind them, carving out a nice little spot for my trophies. Plus, you got the team for that. Play your role, reject!
So, if you’re still walking around lugging a heavy weapon thinking you’re a big deal, just know that my knife and I are already done with the mission while you’re still busy looking for ammo. Remember, the heretics fear the blade, but they fear the speed demon with the blade even more.
Get good, or stay tf out of my aurics
So... in other words not even that much different from a monday?
popular vote to ban malice
Wall of text
i vote yes
If I see that copy pasta one more time I will throw rocks through your windows.
I vote cheese
i made it
its mine
i can do what i want with it
:spit:
I dont care.
how about i just kill you, how about that
Rocks, through your windows.
boil.
Fine, I won't @ you with my 2 other emotes that are just as good as 
Beg.
please?
death threats, get them mr moderator

That’s it, renaming zealot chat to “smite psyker enthusiasts”
NOOOOOOOO

dorn will tweak out if you do that
Don't threaten me with a good time
Le epic embed fail.
no gif. no balls
dorn would play a smite psyker 
You need the convict role.
the one time i played with dorn a smite psyker asked him how he's naked and dorns only message that game was "Silence, smyker"
i too small for gifs and gilf

rename the chat to "ask-about-smite"
damn
@paper harness they're gonna name gen chat 2 to "smyker enthusiasts."
Might as well rename it to "smyker mains", tho, at that point
Leak all the Stellaris information you can.
That’s a good one
protip: delete the chat so people actually make documentation regarding the class 
I don’t have perms to rename channels but I’ll see if the CMs can be convinced of the merits of inflicting massive psychic damage
ha
psychic damage
deleting psyker chat W
(im joking)
billions must smite
dont need all that, just share some of stan's potatoes in every channel
How it feels to use fury of the faithful the second your heavy eviscerator special attack lands on a crusher
So... what do you guys think of Link?
blasphemous 2 has a new dlc coming out the 31st
reporting you to strawhat
Hi noob
Smyker
hello ouppytrices
Greetings noob
My thunderhammer roll kind of mid tho but it's doing fine atm
"Dorn" noob
Game killed me in yet another funny way
also hai ouppy
Wtff,,
how be do
Dog treat,,
I clipped through a fence and fell down into the void for like 2 minutes
i mean you could just have a 3 stooges moment like i did yesterday
3 wounds on zealot
I got tipsy last night
malice
And i think im hungover
I just alt f4 in those situations
i dont even have a wounds curio 
Fatshark pls
Not sure yet
I woke up too early so i feel kinda drunk still
But too late to fall back asleep
Hgrmmgmgmhmg..
Death by ledge and out of bounds is just so annoying to die to
Bumpy
so i am relax
he look so goofy
Boo Coffee
bootleg kruber
BOOOOO
"can't kill em, build's too strong--completely circumvent it with one shot mechanics"
We drink , MONSTER ENERGY
I cant drink monster
Luv kahve
it makes me retch
Pink Elixir of Wakefulness
most energy drinks do
Astaghfirullah
I am hoping I continue to build a reputation of hating dying to being ringed out I get some kind of death mark sent after me to stop
You too then can make funny clips of being yeeted off the edge
I won't tho, will upload myself to the net to keep bitching 
If u die in the game u die in real life
i died
tempting
Moldy
don't
saltzpyre? more like stinkpyre
get the other better jacket
sienna? more like I FUCKING HATE WIZARDS & WITCHES GRAAAAAAAAAAAH BURN HER AT THE CROSS
Ur noob
The zealot armageddon outfit is too skinny
this is what i have settled on
i might remake my zealot's fashion
Ogryn zealots when?
Sienna? More like orange
Never
which one
Ogryn not read book
also ye





