I had to even the playing field
#zealot-class
hard nexus
i did it when i was playing with jacket and a couple randoms the other day, they all died and i was stuck in a corner against a a very dense horde, a few ragers, crusher, and a bulwark
rocky nacelle
ez assassination
hard nexus
also I just 2 tapped a scab captain in this maelstrom
dueling sword?
rocky nacelle
i did it when i was playing with jacket and a couple randoms the other day, they...
yeah theres few scenarios when that is actually beneficial
its usually just aids and not helpful to anyone
rocky nacelle
dueling sword?
nope
rocky nacelle
I dont think I can 2 shot with knife chastise
if it was shroud
different story
but im pretty sure I chastised and sniped his head perfectly twice
cause he got cleanly 2 shotted
lmfao
(randos barely touched him)
hard nexus
yeah theres few scenarios when that is actually beneficial
also speaking of, my crusher can reach the crusher chastise BP really easy
rocky nacelle
with what setup
hard nexus
i think with duelist up you only need one stack of slaughterer
hard nexus
with what setup
it’s the build you sent me
rocky nacelle
the one I sent?
hard nexus
yeah
rocky nacelle
yeah that one is good
hard nexus
but i found myself hitting the breakpoint very consistently
rocky nacelle
did you see my tknife testing earlier
hard nexus
without 5 stacks of slaughtered
rocky nacelle
I showed it to cole and yam
frosty herald
I showed it to cole and yam
We da homies
rocky nacelle
so basically the testing was
no brittle ness
-> 4 stacks of brittleness
->8 stacks of brittleness
rocky nacelle
on a no buff ironhelm H3 overhead
vapid blaze
(this is an ironhelm if you couldnt tell)
speaking of, what’s the use case for ironhelm now that crusis is buffed
rocky nacelle
personal preference
vapid blaze
Okay
rocky nacelle
I just got done using ironhelm not too long ago before I swapped to crucis right now
rocky nacelle
install see debuffs for testing like that
I was saying I should do this
specifically for testing
I probably will download it sometime today
misty nova
Ironhelm has like no self stun it's criminal
rocky nacelle
also I like seeing debuffs on the enemies like D2/Borderlands
distant lagoon
Opinion on this?
vapid blaze
Ironhelm has like no self stun it's criminal
True but I need buffs to oneshot crusher
rocky nacelle
Opinion on this?
vapid blaze
Literally unplayable
distant lagoon
https://tenor.com/view/elgatitolover-cat-kitty-elgatito-explosion-gif-8874415577...
??????????
hard nexus
I was saying I should do this
show crit chance, health bars, and see debuffs helps a lot in seeing exactly how effective a build is in games
vapid blaze
without any buffs
Yes but H3 is extra work
vapid blaze
I’m lazy bastard
rocky nacelle
then I have no use for you
distant lagoon
https://tenor.com/view/this-fucking-sucks-gif-6782700393719936238
😦
frosty herald
I use ironhelm
distant lagoon
: (
frosty herald
Ironhelm is no joker stronger than mk15 evis right now
hard nexus
didnt u just wake up
i woke up at 8
rocky nacelle
yea its only been 2 hours
hard nexus
(3 hours ago)
frosty herald
Woke up at 6 am
hard nexus
yea its only been 2 hours
i also barely slept
fleet zealot
rocky nacelle
it is 10:26 rn
frosty herald
Thats uhhh
misty nova
Ironhelm is no joker stronger than mk15 evis right now
Handle hordes and big targets .....
Holy shit
frosty herald
11:30 hours right now
north sedge
Opinion on this?
rocky nacelle
why you calling me the fucker
frosty herald
So im almost 12 hours awake
rocky nacelle
dont be mad at me you on east coast time
hard nexus
dont be mad at me you on east coast time
peak coast time*
hard nexus
i never saw the “til it is eventually done”
LMAO
speaking of bleed
i never realized how much anoint in blood does for bleed damage
hard nexus
i fired at a bulwark yesterday
with my bolter
180ish initially
then when i ran up to him
it went up to like
frosty herald
Whats anoint for blood again
hard nexus
240
rocky nacelle
hard nexus
Whats anoint for blood again
ranged damage at close range
frosty herald
Ranged bleed zealot might be a legit build
rotund shoal
240
rotund shoal
240 it blaze
rocky nacelle
rocky nacelle
bad timeline
distant lagoon
placid fiber
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dX6QV1Ga8o
horse head
distant lagoon
Blazing probably still better for this than martyrdom?
rotund shoal
Blazing probably still better for this than martyrdom?
blazing always better
frosty herald
I alr know sparking zero mods will go crazy
Im installing a broly voice mod asap alongside music mods
You cant just drop an mp4 into the files
fleet zealot
I shave it feel it growing back i shave it feel it growing back i shave i feel it growing back
rotund shoal
dont shave
fleet zealot
fleet zealot
bro thinks hes a silent hill 2 note
What’s a silent hill
opaque tangle
I will be content when fat shark removes barrels, or massive knockback from them 🙂
fleet zealot
I prefer loud mountains
frosty herald
rocky nacelle
generational dickhead
fleet zealot
I will be content when fat shark removes barrels, or massive knockback from them...
But then i can’t barrel hop tech
opaque tangle
Please stop killing me from meleeing into a horde as a zealot in a narrow bridge with ledges
rocky nacelle
increase BoN exploding knockback
rotund shoal
Please stop killing me from meleeing into a horde as a zealot in a narrow bridge...
skill issue
opaque tangle
or my teammates doing their best to spam boolet into them as well
fleet zealot
Please stop killing me from meleeing into a horde as a zealot in a narrow bridge...
Shoot the barrel first
frosty herald
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
fleet zealot
distant lagoon
so far bleed working nicely
rocky nacelle
https://tenor.com/view/broly-gohan-backshots-torture-beating-gif-172523111291855...
broly backshots
frosty herald
Nappa was already evil for a saiyan
rotund shoal
so far bleed working nicely
for what
placid fiber
frosty herald
But broly is evil incarnate
rocky nacelle
Nappa was already evil for a saiyan
its cause he was bald
fleet zealot
Nappa was already evil for a saiyan
GT Nappa having 0 lines besides growling and yelling
ornate bone
rotund shoal
cant flex scoreboard playing with n00bs
fleet zealot
GT stands for goku time
plucky gate
so glad they added exploding flamers
really expands the pvp meta
frosty herald
I would lose my shit too if i was in hell for 40 years
ornate bone
I wouldn't
fleet zealot
so glad they added exploding flamers
really expands the pvp meta
Dont go for melee if you have assail on your team
ornate bone
I'd always shit on the same place
distant lagoon
what is bleed stacks limit?
fleet zealot
Assail just loves to hit the tanks
frosty herald
Arent all of the movie villains canon in GT
rotund shoal
what is bleed stacks limit?
16
fleet zealot
16
placid fiber
cant flex scoreboard playing with n00bs
Or me, since I focus more on disablers and not taking damage than I do on damaging shit
pure token
Is it possible to make a vanilla SoB look remotely accurate?
rotund shoal
Or me, since I focus more on disablers and not taking damage than I do on damagi...
0 damage taken on auric is a bigger flex than top dmg
distant lagoon
So what would be good combo with Flesh tearer?
Or lacerate, whichiever is applied on crits
rocky nacelle
@frosty herald
rotund shoal
So what would be good combo with Flesh tearer?
uncanny lacerate is the good bleed combo
north sedge
what is bleed stacks limit?
rocky nacelle
placid fiber
0 damage taken on auric is a bigger flex than top dmg
It's like "I know I could do damage... but... my health bar..."
opaque tangle
Shoot the barrel first
You literally cannot see it
distant lagoon
yeah, with 16 limit can use just one of them ,n oneed for both
opaque tangle
I will gather evidence tomorrow of what I mean lol
opaque tangle
Can't wait to play "where's the light yellow barrel amongst the horde of yellow garbs that have a yellow filter on top of them as well"
fleet zealot
Can't wait to play "where's the light yellow barrel amongst the horde of yellow ...
His name is cheeto and he is 5
frosty herald
Great idea
misty nova
Is it possible to make a vanilla SoB look remotely accurate?
White hair, preferably the ones that look good
Dark clothes
Yeah
Extra points for Judge I guess
frosty herald
Corruption barrel
rotund shoal
His name is cheeto and he is 5
is this your actual ferret?
fleet zealot
No!
fleet zealot
All the ferrets i post are from various online sources !
rocky nacelle
corruption barrel
rotund shoal
All the ferrets i post are from various online sources !
this sounded like a disclaimer althugh i dont know for what
pure token
His name is cheeto and he is 5
When the chaos spawn picks me up
fleet zealot
this sounded like a disclaimer althugh i dont know for what
Some people have gotten mad at me before
hearty nebula
real
fleet zealot
pure token
Positively reek
rocky nacelle
whats with all the chicks in here calling calling me stinky
rotund shoal
Positively reek
i wish i reeked positively
rotund shoal
whats with all the chicks in here calling calling me stinky
girlstink
rocky nacelle
thats hahnda, meow, and now a new one joins them
pure token
whats with all the chicks in here calling calling me stinky
You just give off that vibe
grave nebula
nah
fleet zealot
Nostalgia smell
grave nebula
can't relate
fleet zealot
Idk
grave nebula
this is a darktide discord server
rocky nacelle
You just give off that vibe
grave nebula
we don't have significant others
fleet zealot
Then again im not a virgin unlike most of this server
rocky nacelle
you basically renewed your virginity card by saying that in a discord server
rocky nacelle
lmfao
frosty herald
rocky nacelle
LMFAO
rocky nacelle
https://tenor.com/view/cap-phone-call-calling-cap-calling-cap-is-calling-gif-274...
cap called he said this is it
📲
grave nebula
Nostalgia smell
yeah I get nostalgia smells
misty nova
Then again im not a virgin unlike most of this server
Damn bro
Virgos catching strays
hearty nebula
Then again im not a virgin unlike most of this server
placid fiber
Nostalgia smell
cat nip?
fleet zealot
♎️
hearty nebula
nip, made out of cats
placid fiber
nip, made out of cats
exactly
rotund shoal
you ever smell your binoculars and that gives you nostalgia for sitting in the bushes stalking your ex
pure token
I’m saving myself for marriage
grave nebula
I’m saving myself for marriage
real
rotund shoal
weirdo
pure token
Like a real zealot
rocky nacelle
(they die fighting on death worlds before marriage)
rotund shoal
i met a priest once when i went back to my real country and he kept calling my gf at the time my "concubine"
was actually kinda fun
i started calling her that as well
hearty nebula
grave nebula
I wouldn't exactly say marriage, but like a long term relationship
rotund shoal
i lost my virginity in a pizzeria bathroom and nothing bad happened 🤷♂️
rocky nacelle
fnaf
pure token
Me when people live differently to me 🤯🤯🤯
placid fiber
i lost my virginity in a pizzeria bathroom and nothing bad happened 🤷♂️
Nothing bad... that you know of...
grave nebula
i lost my virginity in a pizzeria bathroom and nothing bad happened 🤷♂️
well it's not about something specifically bad happening, it just feels special to me. requires a lot of trust and attachment
mighty root
pure token
Nothing bad... that you know of...
Crouching tiger Hidden Herpes
mighty root
placid fiber
Crouching tiger Hidden Herpes
Yeah sure... let's go with that...
misty nova
freak nights at freddys
Nothing freaky happens at night 1
mighty root
I have relationships with women and sex with men
fleet zealot
I have relationships with women and sex with men
I have both with both
rotund shoal
I have relationships with women and sex with men
most based thing ive read
rocky nacelle
I have relationships with women and sex with men
I got news for ya buddy
grave nebula
I have relationships with women and sex with men
rotund shoal
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1247627092389265575/1284632042860187648/s...
nah one day god will have to answer to freakbob
mighty root
grave nebula
nah one day god will have to answer to freakbob
grave nebula
I have both with both
frosty herald
Im gonna beat radditz's ass
mighty root
pure token
I’m closeted irl so relationships are off the table right now anyways
pure token
mighty root
pure token
https://tenor.com/view/foxy-barking-bite-gif-26690355
Do not the nightmare foxy
rocky nacelle
im not an actual fnaf fan
you dont have to worry about me being a degenerate
(crazy people uh "enjoy" those things a little too much)
teal sapphire
i did it when i was playing with jacket and a couple randoms the other day, they...
I saw it was pog
late af reply mb
solar gorge
you dont have to worry about me being a degenerate
fanf fan vs adult pokemon fan
who's the most degenerate death battle
teal sapphire
who's the most degenerate death battle
neither because gatekeeping interests is even more degenerate behavior
rotund shoal
neither because gatekeeping interests is even more degenerate behavior
nah nah
mighty root
Please make Zola more attractive fatshark she looks like an acid attack victim
rotund shoal
adult fnaf fan is fked
solar gorge
i only gatekeep dt
teal sapphire
adult fnaf fan is fked
see original reply
solar gorge
you can be a degen for all icare i'll just say it
teal sapphire
not a fan of FNAF fwiw
solar gorge
i'll call a cat a cat
mighty root
rocky nacelle
who's the most degenerate death battle
kill both with hammers
solar gorge
rocky nacelle
nothing wrong with liking either of those things but people literally cant just be normal
mighty root
solar gorge
it's an abnormality to find one normal person in there fr
rocky nacelle
I know actual normal humans who enjoy playing pokemon showdown and pokemon
thankfully
solar gorge
i know 1
rocky nacelle
they make it actually sound interesting
placid fiber
I mean if you can get past the degenerates it probably is
I liked watching someone who was playing ironmon
tame mirage
mighty root
placid fiber
fire red/leaf green ironmon
rocky nacelle
whoever has the 2nd fit
mighty root
teal sapphire
I cannot stand the camo pattern on the mortis operative fits, it's so ugly
like some minecraft pattern
solar gorge
it truly is
misty nova
Please make Zola more attractive fatshark she looks like an acid attack victim
Nuh they should double down on her "uglyness"
opal star
local crackhead, local crackead, local war vereran (crackhead) and local crackhead
mighty root
Pants don’t match
rocky nacelle
who
placid fiber
I cannot stand the camo pattern on the mortis operative fits, it's so ugly
the only pieces I really use anymore are the backpack and the scarf
full nebula
theres one person in particular there
rocky nacelle
yes
edgy sluice
What is everyone's favorite martyrdom weapon?
I can't find anything that feels better than chainaxe for auric maelstrom.
Dueling sword is awesome but has low stam and sucks for hordes, and I'm having a ton of defensive fun with dclaw but it's offensive seems meh even with the parry.
rocky nacelle
I see the celine
full nebula
iykyk]
grave nebula
I’m closeted irl so relationships are off the table right now anyways
no shit they are off the table, ain't no one gonna deal with someone who is in the closet 24/7 among the clothing like a moth, smh my head 
rocky nacelle
no one else who knows of celine
opal star
What is everyone's favorite martyrdom weapon?
I can't find anything that feels...
mk15 eviscerator
full nebula
nahh
edgy sluice
mk15 eviscerator
Can this 1 hit crushers without procing crit?
full nebula
this is imprtnant
solar gorge
if i was in the closet, i'd just get out tbh
misty nova
What is everyone's favorite martyrdom weapon?
I can't find anything that feels...
Evis15
Crusher
tranquil copper
anyone know if Overpressure blessing for flamethrower is still bugged?
placid fiber
if i was in the closet, i'd just get out tbh
Screw the closet
opal star
Can this 1 hit crushers without procing crit?
not that I know of, that's what I use fotf for
mighty root
Marty build I sleep
stone fern
peak
tame mirage
boymoder for life
hard nexus
i cant slepe rn goobner
opal star
Marty build I sleep
zero talent build
hard nexus
grave nebula
What is everyone's favorite martyrdom weapon?
I can't find anything that feels...
uhhh the crusher 
mighty root
If darktide had temp hp Marty would probably be the best choice
opal star
bare fists 
teal sapphire
is vt2 still active, been itching to reinstall
opal star
yea
teal sapphire
omg
rotund shoal
is vt2 still active, been itching to reinstall
steamcharts
teal sapphire
mighty root
But it doesn’t and you have to build around taking damage
rotund shoal
solar gorge
is vt2 still active, been itching to reinstall
it is
rotund shoal
this is actually better than darktide off patch
teal sapphire
holy shit im reinstalling vt2
solar gorge
you can play vt2 anyday, anytime i'll always be there to tk u with bh
teal sapphire
bet
placid fiber
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/929032494320320636/1287920082420367392/im...
@hushed knoll Look at this catburger
teal sapphire
omg seeing lil bardin again made me smile
solar gorge
tk is the only thing bh does better than every other class
opal star
the best way to play martyrdom is to eat a crusher overhead at every opportunity
faint vapor
the best way to play martyrdom is to eat a crusher overhead at every opportunity
Bro I swear we played together last night 😩
misty nova
And if you’re not taking damage you’re not using your build
No that's Martyr's Purpose
You're getting them mixed up
edgy sluice
Run Marty but then don't get hit
rocky nacelle
unironically what ends up happening
take marty, barrel yourself to 1-2 wounds
play normally
placid fiber
then step 3 is profit
opal star
Run Marty but then don't get hit <:chadgryn:1161142998214656090>
forget that you took off marty
get hit
placid fiber
wait... or is that step 4?
opal star
royal vortex
the best way to play martyrdom is to eat a crusher overhead at every opportunity
at first glance i thought "crusher" was "cat"
rotund shoal
wait... or is that step 4?
forgot ??? as well
placid fiber
Tru
opal star
at first glance i thought "crusher" was "cat"
fuckit close enough
faint vapor
Does martyr affect throwing knives or are those ranged?
faint vapor
I thought it was only melee
royal vortex
the answer is that it probably works when you have your melee out but not your gun
rotund shoal
its only melee
faint vapor
Ah ok
rotund shoal
and tknives are ranged
opal star
its only melee
BOOOOOO 🍅 🍅 🍅 🍅 🍅
faint vapor
Ranged 😔
rotund shoal
tknives are affected by ambuscade
faint vapor
Thanks for the info though 
royal vortex
anoint in blood as far as i remember only works on tknives when you have your gun out for instance
faint vapor
tknives are affected by ambuscade
Ah ok got it, trying them out after using fire nades for so long
rotund shoal
Ah ok got it, trying them out after using fire nades for so long
one of us one of us one of us
faint vapor
"Fuck dreg ragers, fuck mutants"
rotund shoal
you need 25% maniac perk on your weapon or over (10? i think) ij stacks to one shot on headshot ragers
faint vapor
I always pack maniac because I hate trappers 😎
rotund shoal
i mostly do flak unyielding on my knife so its relevant to me
faint vapor
Ah
faint vapor
I personally use eviscerator so I think my big boy damage is fine enough to use maniac
hearty nebula
eviscerator deals with maniac well enough without the traits
rocky nacelle
it already deals with ragers fine
hearty nebula
yea
rocky nacelle
if you inspect a mk15 you'll see
rocky nacelle
thats why I go flak unyielding
hearty nebula
i run flak carap because i hate maulers and crushers
opal star
do yall think frank horrigan would fw the ordo hereticus
teal sapphire
OMG I found my lil man I lost. do you guys like him i got him from the mall a couple years ago
opal star
i run flak carap because i hate maulers and crushers
I’d run elite instead
hearty nebula
faint vapor
Got it, I'll try taking off Maniac on my Evis
rocky nacelle
carapace to consistently 1 shot crushers is fine
especially if you go bloodthirsty
faint vapor
Will experiment with Elite
hearty nebula
just dont aim for the head
yeah i just usually just am braindead when i'm running evisc
as per usual (average eviscerator user)
opal star
how to play evis against a demonhost
Step 1) attack demonhost
Step 2) realize you forgot to put on thy wrath be swift
Step 3) perish because you can’t get a swing in
hearty nebula
fake tho actually just kill them
opal star
true
hearty nebula
"erhm this enemy is too tanky i cant kill them!" JUST KILL THEM HARDERER DIPSHIT
craggy sequoia
a revved up eviscerator heavy is pure sex
rocky nacelle
yes its just hard
ancient ivy
When you forget you played a little bit of zealot on console
rocky nacelle
a mk15 does good unyield damage
faint vapor
can evis solo dh?
I think the only weapon that can't technically solo dh is Power Sword
rocky nacelle
especially with the chastise heavy rev trick
hearty nebula
eviscerator heavy rev my beloved
rotund shoal
the damage im sure of i just tried spamming back dodge against dh before with evis
and just spamming it no attacking
and it still wasnt enough for me to dodge 100%
is there some trick im missing
also the attacks track through dodge
rocky nacelle
dont back dodge
hearty nebula
yeah back dodge is kind of stinky doodoo against dh's
hearty nebula
^
rotund shoal
oh you gotta actually time it
rocky nacelle
back dodging against DH is ass if its not a knife
faint vapor
The attack doesn't track well once it gets going
full nebula
LMAOOO
faint vapor
I like to dodge to its left similar to chaos spawn
hearty nebula
well now that dorn said yes, i'm saying no out of spite
rocky nacelle
yes who would have thought the enemy you are supposed to not wake up would be slightly challenging?
hearty nebula
you can no longer solo dh with evis
rotund shoal
I like to dodge to its left similar to chaos spawn
chaos spawn is right dodge
faint vapor
chaos spawn is right dodge
Fuck
faint vapor
Oh thank god
paper harness
The key to dodging dh on zealot is to be really really close
faint vapor
Whereever his fucking arm is swinging
paper harness
Or just abuse geometry to force a port
rotund shoal
nice ty
rocky nacelle
or else the tard deflector shield of flurry attacks will aids you out
opal star
gunners when they see a sleeping demonhost (they're going to camp next to it)
rocky nacelle
like a chaos spawn
rotund shoal
guess i know what im practicing for pubs now
faint vapor
Or just abuse geometry to force a port
Alt + f4 to force retarget
rocky nacelle
also from what I remember hamdol saying
paper harness
People who do that are omega gay
opal star
Alt + f4 to force retarget <:thumbsup_ogryn:1063452727302180926>
the power button in your computer:
rocky nacelle
you can get 2 duelist dodges during its flurry of attacks
and get some sneak attacks in
but thats usually with knife
good luck with evisc doing that
opal star
I have neither‼️ (skill issue on my part)
rocky nacelle
infinite block
cole has a video of me and him
looking at each other stupidly like a bunch of gremlins
then immediately waking up a DH
(a wave of muties and dogs spawned the second it happened)
oops
paper harness
@opal sparrow
opal sparrow
<@984206502455828510>
hushed knoll
<@399244889109561364> Look at this catburger
Cats can’t be burgers
hushed knoll
anoint in blood as far as i remember only works on tknives when you have your gu...
You anoint yourself in blood on a daily basis
rotund shoal
Cats can’t be burgers
frosty herald
RAAAAAHHHH I BEAT GREAT APE VEGETA
hushed knoll
Cats can’t be burgers
full nebula
whats weird is the build isnt too memey
paper harness
0 damage taken on auric is a bigger flex than top dmg
Neither is particularly a flex
full nebula
il post after gioing into last event
paper harness
It’s how consistent you are
rotund shoal
Neither is particularly a flex
for people who dont have 3 months in game*
hushed knoll
https://tenor.com/view/hollyweencandy-burger-cat-cat-burger-cat-burger-gif-26695...
DOUGH NO
Absolutely not
full nebula
BRO
paper harness
for people who dont have 3 months in game*
Even then
full nebula
THESE GUYS ARE HOGGING ALL THE FUCKING AMMO
rocky nacelle
the real flex is when you shit on surge lmb m1 builds or plasma vets
with something not a knife or a DS
fleet zealot
rotund shoal
the real flex is when you shit on surge lmb m1 builds or plasma vets
90% of those are new players
paper harness
with something not a knife or a DS
Or Rashad or hs
rotund shoal
its only shitting on the actually good players thats impressive
rocky nacelle
you're actually discounting heavy sword?
paper harness
Heavy sword has insane solo horde clear
fleet zealot
Hsword stops dead right when you get to carapace and even monstros
paper harness
Hsword stops dead right when you get to carapace and even monstros
Me when special attack
fleet zealot
Very great for anything under that
paper harness
rocky nacelle
90% of those are new players
and no john we arent seeing a fresh level 30 soyker
surge LMB m1 to victory
fleet zealot
Me when special attack
Oh boy i love special spamming and killing a crusher slowly
rocky nacelle
hes probably using sm*te or assail
fleet zealot
Im sure his 9 identical brothers won’t smash me in the face
full nebula
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
paper harness
Its got good adms on the special + duelist
full nebula
all of that, everybody else went down, left me with the onslaught. Then i went down and the server crashed lmfao
rocky nacelle
I think HSword can deal with carapace and I say deal loosely
fleet zealot
i misread surge as smite cuz used to it
Actually it’s electro kinetic staff now 🤓
opal sparrow
I've been blessed to not have played a match with Celine in a long time
fleet zealot
Hsword can deal with a single/few crushers but trying to use it against an entire pack is 😴
rocky nacelle
ive never played a single match with the legendary Celine
full nebula
i was figuring it would wipe tbh
rocky nacelle
ive seen them in the hub twice tho
paper harness
Celine will never get ass while I plague us east
full nebula
But dude, I literally had 30 kills of specials and disablers over everyone else. USING A FUCKING DOUBLE BARREL, WHILE THEY HOGGED ALL OF THE AMMO
i wouldve had most kills for elites too if had m4 ds, but i had the 5 and im not used to it
untold lily
I had to buy 67 Eviscerators to get one with proper %s 😭
rotund shoal
I had to buy 67 Eviscerators to get one with proper %s 😭
...
hearty nebula
i love gambling
untold lily
My wallet is devastated
paper harness
Hsword can deal with a single/few crushers but trying to use it against an entir...
I always do the most carapace with mine
untold lily
Brunt is cruel
rotund shoal
Brunt is cruel
???
hearty nebula
My wallet is devastated
no, your wallet is eviscerated
untold lily
no, your wallet is eviscerated
bahahahah
rotund shoal
before update i literally had hundreds of every weapon
and 2 380s
complaining about 67 evis is
ahahahaaha
rocky nacelle
imagine having bad luck
full nebula
rotund shoal
actually the funniest build ive seen
paper harness
30% xp curios
untold lily
and 2 380s
Condolences
paper harness
That’s how
fleet zealot
I always do the most carapace with mine
Most players arent you
stone fern
ok nade
paper harness
ok nade
Alright so like I’m just gonna say it.
The people in here think it’s their own personal play-place and not a public discord channel. Half y’all motherfuckers cannot tolerate anyone who dosent bend over and suck you off. Seriously, yall don’t want anyone new to talk and try to be chill with y’all, go make your own discord guys it’s not that hard. ALRIGHT SERIOUSLY, FUCKING DORN, THE MINUTE I CALLED HIM OUT HE FUCKING BLOCKS ME. YALL ARE SOME FUCKING PUSSIES. YOU CANNOT TAKE THE SLIGHTEST BIT OF FUCKING TEASING BECAUSE YOUR A BUNCH OF BASEMENT DWELLERS WHO DONT COME OUT UNLESS THEY HAVE TO SHIT OR STUFF THEIR FACE.
Most of y’all are chill, most of y’all are nice people, but the people in here who act like they’re so much better than everyone else because they’ve been in the server longer can go eat my dick
stone fern
"Most of y’all are chill, most of y’all are nice people"
sorry im gonna wait for cole to confirm this
placid fiber
Alright so like I’m just gonna say it.
The people in here think it’s their own ...
Here's a clipped version
rocky nacelle
Alright so like I’m just gonna say it.
The people in here think it’s their own ...
where
did he even put this
lmfao
pale spindle
ive been in the server since fall of last year 😔
lusty turtle
I always do the most carapace with mine
that says more about the rest of your party then it does about the hsword
paper harness
Not fast enough to keep pace with me
paper harness
PEAK
pale spindle
Here's a clipped version
gimmie the copy pasta
stone fern
i had two empty maelstroms there
rotund shoal
somehow ive played on EU since the beginning and never played with Dorn
placid fiber
gimmie the copy pasta
Then copy the fucking picture lol
rotund shoal
beginning to suspect he has me blocked
pale spindle
Then copy the fucking picture lol
no i mean the source
placid fiber
Idk the source
paper harness
Yesterday
craggy sequoia
good crusher build?
rocky nacelle
good crusher build?
I can send in a second
placid fiber
It's been posted a few times last I knew
paper harness
.
pale spindle
Idk the source
found it #zealot-class message
stone fern
thats fun tho
paper harness
No hot mic
stone fern
more players more wacky stuff
paper harness
Every 10th game I get a hot mic
opal sparrow
@full nebula You still playing?
pale spindle
still nobody 💀
stone fern
on EU?
full nebula
Yeah
opal sparrow
I plan on getting on
stone fern
ON EU?
opal sparrow
If you want to run some Maelstorm
placid fiber
more players more wacky stuff
More players more chance of meeting the people that make bots look like god-tier well equipped players
stone fern
i have unironically only had hotmicers 3-5 times
full nebula
Sounds good to me
craggy sequoia
I can send in a second
ty
misty nova
Wait people dropped new copypasta yesterday?!!?! Damn I was sleeping
rocky nacelle
good crusher build?
rotund shoal
about 50% of miccers are russians as well
stone fern
every 10th mission hot mic sounds about right actually
how are yall this unlucky
lusty turtle
.
thats a pretty poor take but also just gonna remind u guys to not jump him or keep parroting it to the end of time
pale spindle
good crusher build?
rotund shoal
i shout at them in fake russian till they stop
full nebula
This was like every patrol and wave
full nebula
Playing with celine
paper harness
The last part gets me laughing, like bruh nobody pulled the “I have been here longer”
craggy sequoia
https://darktide.gameslantern.com/builds/9ce25c43-a636-4463-b1bc-dfab68cf8a66/ma...
poor crushers
rocky nacelle
The last part gets me laughing, like bruh nobody pulled the “I have been here lo...
I have.
(not)
paper harness
It’s funny how being blocked made him get so mad
rocky nacelle
I like how it was
normal
and then the entire 2nd half was a dorn crash out post
from normal typing to all caps jumpscare
paper harness
Nothing beats the smyker that I told to dodge crushers in general a few months back
stone fern
smh imagine having the audacity to ask people to grind resources for you
craggy sequoia
much obliged for the builds
rocky nacelle
I also told him he was stupid for wanting to learn speedrunning to get mats
instead of getting good at the game
rotund shoal
smh imagine having the audacity to ask people to grind resources for you
nothing beeaats the people who come in here asking for advice then get mad at you for not providing it the way they want to
placid fiber
instead of getting good at the game
I mean you were right. Getting gud makes getting mats easier >.>
stone fern
I also told him he was stupid for wanting to learn speedrunning to get mats
i unironically spent like 400 hours grinding mats for thrust 4 on evi15 alone
placid fiber
and cant do step 1-3
Skipping steps 1-3 is a great way to become the best worst darktider lol
rocky nacelle
i unironically spent like 400 hours grinding mats for thrust 4 on evi15 alone
thrust eviscerator
stone fern
thrust eviscerator
thrust for thammer
faint vapor
"That's why I have 3 teammates" 😎
rotund shoal
i unironically spent like 400 hours grinding mats for thrust 4 on evi15 alone
i leveled 150 vet levels for power cycler 4
stone fern
i leveled 150 vet levels for power cycler 4
man
pcycle 4 took me 15k plasteel
not bad
but fucking sunder
i never got it until the update
paper harness
besides him being stupid and annoying
Annoying, wouldn’t listen, the worship, the “pls farm for me”
faint vapor
I had instant lvl 20 mastery on psword. Thank you Fatshark for the foreshadowing 😎
lusty turtle
ye the carry over was pgud, think i was 16-20 on most weapons
placid fiber
i leveled 150 vet levels for power cycler 4
And now t3 gives 2 extra powered swings
stone fern
Annoying, wouldn’t listen, the worship, the “pls farm for me”
should kept him around in a couple of years he would have had you do his marital duties for him
paper harness
rocky nacelle
Annoying, wouldn’t listen, the worship, the “pls farm for me”
teenagers are alot stupider than they used to be
rest in piss nade
placid fiber
Annoying, wouldn’t listen, the worship, the “pls farm for me”
sigh the entitled stupid kinda player...
paper harness
It was just constant hero worship
paper harness
Really fucking annoying
placid fiber
Yeah entitled is great at that
rotund shoal
yall just dont have cult leader personalities
paper harness
Hmm yes I will say the exact same shit as everyone else
stone fern
pretty sure the Emperor said something about idolatry
rotund shoal
give me your worship ill take it
rocky nacelle
what was annoying by proxy was them not listening to anything/anyone
other than what you say
for builds
lmfao
now that was real craziness
placid fiber
Sounds like the #1 Dorn fan
paper harness
had worse in dt
drifting wolf
pretty sure the Emperor said something about idolatry
athiest who loves science builds himself up to be a godlike figure who makes everything gold and covered and skulls and shit, gets mad he's worshipped like a god
placid fiber
The 1 redeeming thing was they weren't a tanner fan, or something like that
craggy sequoia
athiest who loves science builds himself up to be a godlike figure who makes eve...
wears gold, has a halo, has a fucking fire sword
paper harness
We had to break it out of him
placid fiber
he was a tanner fan
He can burn then
rotund shoal
athiest who loves science builds himself up to be a godlike figure who makes eve...
"noo guys im just immortal, hyper intelligent, built a bunch of demigods im definitely not a god hihi"
rocky nacelle
now hes dead
placid fiber
Victory
stone fern
"noo guys im just immortal, hyper intelligent, built a bunch of demigods im defi...
also 4 meters tall
rotund shoal
sword made of fire
stone fern
can talk without moving his mouth
hushed knoll
he was a tanner fan
Who is tanner
hushed knoll
What
stone fern
damage is the dumpstat
placid fiber
Who is tanner
Something worse than what you do to tacos
stone fern
weakspot good
drifting wolf
sword made of fire that perma-kills your soul
stone fern
im tanner
misty nova
t*nner fan to dorn fan pipeline
"beware of the pipeline"
hushed knoll
Who is tanner tho
drifting wolf
the antichrist
hushed knoll
Something worse than what you do to tacos
So he’s not bad then
placid fiber
Who is tanner tho
The one who can one up you on your taco habits
stone fern
a youtuber with bad hottakes
hushed knoll
Cuz what I do with tacos isn’t bad
paper harness
the pipeline that should never exist
hushed knoll
a youtuber with bad hottakes
So are you tanner
hushed knoll
So you have bad hot takes?
stone fern
yes
placid fiber
Even Stan can learn how bad Tanner is lol
stone fern
I enjoy disdain
frozen ibex
a youtuber with bad hottakes
Is it that really bad psyker unsanctioned?
I tried his builds and die every game.
paper harness
actually dornivanotic
stone fern
unsanctioned psyker donivanotich maelstrom duo when?
left barn
Dear lord, just tried to bring Thunder Hammer to quickplay, and got hit with Unrelenting Hordes
placid fiber
Thammer em
paper harness
most of my ideas about balance aren't reasonable for the vast majority of players
stone fern
Dear lord, just tried to bring Thunder Hammer to quickplay, and got hit with Unr...
heavy attacks cleave hard
left barn
While my hammer isn't empowered to max, definitely made my damage feel very little, and the cleave from special feel like it did nothing
rotund shoal
most of my ideas about balance aren't reasonable for the vast majority of player...
thoughts discord doesnt wanna hear: balancing based on reddit is reasonable since most people are at that skill level
stone fern
While my hammer isn't empowered to max, definitely made my damage feel very litt...
what blessings/perks
placid fiber
At least the 21st mobian event was better than the one that made elites stronger
paper harness
thoughts discord doesnt wanna hear: balancing based on reddit is reasonable sinc...
kinda tru
left barn
Thrust + Headtaker, but after that run, I'm switching Headtaker to Momentum
drifting wolf
noooo!!!
stone fern
thoughts discord doesnt wanna hear: balancing based on reddit is reasonable sinc...
sorry chud this is real life.... reddit gets the dev
frozen ibex
Hrm you get even less cleave without headtaker.
placid fiber
Thrust + Headtaker, but after that run, I'm switching Headtaker to Momentum
You're setting yourself up for failure in the future
zealous basin
thoughts discord doesnt wanna hear: balancing based on reddit is reasonable sinc...
erm
drifting wolf
is this crucis or ironhelm th
stone fern
Thrust + Headtaker, but after that run, I'm switching Headtaker to Momentum
no your options are thrust+headtaker or thrust+slaughter
left barn
crucis
stone fern
AH
zealous basin
the problem is that people who dont understand the game well are not equipped to analyze it accurately
stone fern
yeah you're not supposed to use special for clear on crucis
drifting wolf
special move is not for cleave that is heavies job
zealous basin
people on reddit arent actually stating how to make things more fun for them
stone fern
just normal heavies
zealous basin
theyre stating what they think would be more fun
left barn
yeah you're not supposed to use special for clear on crucis
nay, i've been using it to one-shot specials
placid fiber
the problem is that people who dont understand the game well are not equipped to...
I don't fully understand it, but, I've been around the people who know their shit long enough to have learned some things lol
rotund shoal
theyre stating what they think would be more fun
oh agreed on that, thats why i said "based on" rather than "listening to"
zealous basin
oh
rotund shoal
most players do not underrstand what makes a game fun
zealous basin
fair enough
drifting wolf
special move is for obliterating single targets out of existence
stone fern
nay, i've been using it to one-shot specials
sir we're talking about clear
left barn
but the horde just being in front of me as i use a special made some tragic plays
placid fiber
https://files.catbox.moe/1frm5f.gif
spider kitten, spider kitten... does whatever a spider kitten does... can it swing, from a web... no it can't cause its a kitten
zealous basin
spider kitten my beloved...
stone fern
you cant cleave with crucis special
zealous basin
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/592043400354856960/1293160501496254515/80143da0609d75f8.jpg
cake!!!!!
left barn
I thought they added a tad bit of it to the attack to go through at least like, one poxwalker?
placid fiber
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/592043400354856960/1293160501496254515/...
cheetah snake, cheetah snake, does whatever a cheetah snake does... can it run, really fast... no it can't cause it's a snake
stone fern
that wont do much for a hoard
left barn
lest i misread the patch
drifting wolf
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/592043400354856960/1293160501496254515/...
snat
left barn
no, the point of my complaint isn't the horde itself
it was trying to take out elites/specials using the Crucis in the middle of a 21st moebian horde
placid fiber
I thought they added a tad bit of it to the attack to go through at least like, ...
For the crucis you spam heavies against hordes
left barn
like, i'd be trying to reach the one Mauler in the midst of the horde, proceed to land it on the little guys in front, and do nothing as a result
placid fiber
like, i'd be trying to reach the one Mauler in the midst of the horde, proceed t...
I mean You aim your strikedown at the mauler's head
With the new heavy after using the special it is vastly easier now
shy river
Crucis thammer getting an overhead heavy on charge was such a good buff
drifting wolf
how it feels to cave skulls in with giant hammers
left iron
You either learn to manipulate your swings with your camera or you switch to the thammer for skissued people Ironhelm
left barn
I'll try to get used it, I'm so used to using the crusher maul
placid fiber
Dude I used the ironhelm 1 run and had like... 10+ hit register errors...
left iron
Maulers are taller than horde mobs, you can aim above their heads to guarantee the hit on them as long as they are in range
placid fiber
Meanwhile the 20+ times I had used the crucis I had 0 hit register errors
Sure I hit a poxwalker here or there, but, I actually omega hit em
Not to mention the heresy assassination run I went to I 2 shot every monster lol
2 daemonhosts, a chaos spawn, a bon bon, and the assassination boss lol
I was on a roll that run
The randos were laughing at how fast I deleted them
left barn
alright, back into damnation i go, to continue learning this weapon
placid fiber
Had another run in damnation with someone else having a vastly worse thammer... we still murdicated the daemonhost lol
frosty herald
I HATE THE GINYU FORCE SO MUCH
Also high raf is has been a very VERY long time since i last saw you if you are the same person
zealous basin
hello
placid fiber
https://tenor.com/view/snake-gentleman-hatehat-cute-tongue-gif-12731748
All he's missing is the cane
zealous basin
weird looking ferret
placid fiber
^
placid fiber
weird looking ferret
I think... that might be, you know... a danger noodle...
fleet zealot
weird looking ferret
You’re a weird looking ferret
zealous basin
D:
mighty root
whats the best tac axe?
fleet zealot
Rashad combat axe /j
placid fiber
I mean you're not wrong lol
craggy sequoia
i know double barrel isn't optimal but fuuck it feels good to use
placid fiber
I mean it's good on zealot
craggy sequoia
and the mastery skin is beautiful
fleet zealot
It’s great on piety
misty nova
Vibes>facts
placid fiber
Vibes>facts
If you say the mk4 taxe is the best one... I'll fucking... Um... You know...
Uh... ... sick Bandit on u
fleet zealot
<a:HYPEROMEGANODDERS:1079695661118799902>
craggy sequoia
plus double barrel shotguns are my favorite guns in games in general
placid fiber
https://tenor.com/view/ferret-attack-gif-24550066
Case and point
craggy sequoia
always thought most zealot players were ferrets
lunar fable
i know double barrel isn't optimal but fuuck it feels good to use
db fucks on vet
placid fiber
plus double barrel shotguns are my favorite guns in games in general
I mean they made the db satisfying to use
lunar fable
with ws
craggy sequoia
ws?
placid fiber
Weapon Specialist
frosty herald
FUCK THIS DOGSHIT GAME
rocky nacelle
FUCK THIS DOGSHIT GAME
lunar fable
craggy sequoia
FUCK THIS DOGSHIT GAME
take it to dinner first
placid fiber
^
placid fiber
Oh tru
drifting wolf
weapon specialist + always prepared node so every melee kill adds one shell back into the shotgun
misty nova
If you say the mk4 taxe is the best one... I'll fucking... Um... You know...
I don't play tactical axe 
placid fiber
I paid over 70 if you consider all the cosmetics I got lol
placid fiber
Oh you mean that game
craggy sequoia
please game, may i have a curio with a maxed stat
placid fiber
Yeah he can fuck it
placid fiber
please game, may i have a curio with a maxed stat
I mean if you wound then it's easy as 1 2 3
placid fiber
I mean they're only for horrible players and marty zealots
stone fern
wound curios only go on zealot
craggy sequoia
eehhh dont really do marty
stone fern
ye with marty
stone fern
me
placid fiber
Ur face
craggy sequoia
i think it was an animal from madagascar
placid fiber
.>'
stone fern
marty good
misty nova
eehhh dont really do marty
Missing out
placid fiber
marty tanky, especially with the way I have it built
violet hornet
If you have windows 11 uninstall "recall" from the "add and remove features from windows" menu
mighty root
i know who to ask
north cloak
moxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx claw
violet hornet
Unless you want windows storing a screenshot every 5 minutes
mighty root
@paper harness whats better the mk7 or 2 for tac axe
misty nova
Unless you want windows storing a screenshot every 5 minutes
Gotta do the funniest shit ever
violet hornet
Gotta do the funniest shit ever
It would be great to somehow feed it the most depraved content possible instead of real screenshots
frosty herald
I DID IT
placid fiber
It would be great to somehow feed it the most depraved content possible instead ...
Yeah like ketchup on peanut butter
frosty herald
I BEAT THE ENTIRE GINTU FORCE BACK TO BACK
placid fiber
Oh and don't forget the sour cream and honey mustard on pumpkin pie @violet hornet
placid fiber
I just have a nack for horrible combinations lol
I don't actually do any of that shit
placid fiber
Put popcorn in your orange juice
Don't forget the mountain dew pecan pie jello
frosty herald
Sparking zero is genuinely hard
placid fiber
Don't forget the mountain dew pecan pie jello
With tartar sauce
mighty root
I wish women were real
placid fiber
U and me both lol
mighty root
I only have men on me
opal star
damn I actually died by corruption as a martyrdom zealot
fleet zealot
Don't forget the mountain dew pecan pie jello
Baja blast pie is real
rotund shoal
damn I actually died by corruption as a martyrdom zealot
you cant?
it only takes you to 1
placid fiber
Baja blast pie is real
That's why I said with tartar sauce
mighty root
The one piece is real
light basin
What’s the most complete zealot build you can use in every map and condition? Like the most op thing? Still knife?
fleet zealot
What’s the most complete zealot build you can use in every map and condition? Li...
Crusher