zealot-class

[woeful oyster]

He’s being rebellious toward the most powerful ranged option in the game. That’s why.

[obsidian prairie]

It’s also more fun

[woeful oyster]

Which is the Zarona

[void cloak]

so basically speaking: zarona OP?

[obsidian prairie]

Yes

[woeful oyster]

Yeah

[obsidian prairie]

It has been for the longest time

[void cloak]

and thats what, a revolver?

[obsidian prairie]

Most they’ve done is nerf Handcannon

[frosty herald]

Use what you want

[obsidian prairie]

No you should only use what we recommend and never try anything for yourself

[hollow vector]

Revolver is super easy to use tbh

Its pretty much pinpoint accurate

Point and click adventure

You can headshot snipers from across the map with it with literally no effort

Like, doesnt really require much skill to use other than knowing when to reload

Still havent managed to find my exact rhythm with when to start reloading/how much to reload mid fight yet so I feel I could still get a lot more out of it

[obsidian prairie]

Throwing knives

Reloading isn’t real

Also lots of goofy blessing interactions

[spare talon]

@obsidian prairie

[hollow vector]

Knives are decent but I feel they tend to have trouble hitting enemies in crowds

[spare talon]

normal damnation

[hollow vector]

Also they dont have a huge range

[obsidian prairie]

17 fucking deaths

That shit was not normal

[spare talon]

they have a decent hitbox and can pass through 1-2 weaker enemies before hitting what you want

[copper hawk]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/551923619253714945/1292299710551560225/brandbird9.gif?ex=6705de64&is=67048ce4&hm=5bbee7951d9b08862dc4b45029100ac6c3c4862d19805d8e0234cc3f25452bf9&

[spare talon]

you can aim a little higher and reliably hit that trapper in a crowd for example

[woeful oyster]

How strong is Blood Redemption? Is it like super good value for how cheap it is to pick up?

[obsidian prairie]

They also have silly interactions like rending, bleed, and Infinte cleave

Manstopper knives

[hollow vector]

Maybe im not aiming high enough yeah, when I throw them to try and hit a tox flamer in a crowd 9/10 times they just clip the head of some horde enemy and miss their target

Revolver feels a bit more accurate in that regard

[spare talon]

its basically the better pathing option on non crit builds if youre pathing through tknives, not because its amazing, but because its good enough compared to scourge
its nice to have but id not take it otherwise

[hollow vector]

Or at least quicker to get accurate shots off

I love revolver sm

[spare talon]

they have good range too

[frosty herald]

Cant wait to play sparking zero

Turns out almost everyone is stuck at great ape vegeta

[woeful oyster]

I’m down to two points on that support crit zealot and trying to get the most value but there’s so much stuff I can honestly get by without.

[spare talon]

i found the issue i think

[obsidian prairie]

Ah

Imagine not dodging every swing

[frosty herald]

Hiiii pookie

[hollow vector]

I def cant aim arc shots anywhere near that good LMAO

[obsidian prairie]

Knife drop is perfectly consistent

Smooth linear arc

[spare talon]

anyway taxe is cool
but i felt like i was having to put in way more effort to be on par with other builds i have

[obsidian prairie]

Most good weapons involve a minimum of thought

[sullen forge]

Okay im glad I noticed a second in there's a audio bug in the right ear and I thought my drivers decided to kill themselves out of nowhere

[spare talon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046913589614747719/1292603468497944698/RDT_20241005_190228553576971513151217.gif

[sullen forge]

https://tenor.com/view/fortnite-gif-26205580

[hollow vector]

I see specialist head, I click on it, simple as

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/goku-fortnite-fortnite-goku-dbz-vegeta-gif-26480651

[paper harness]

2

[copper hawk]

Haglo Sneeblert

Hru

!

[spare talon]

@paper harness yeah thats what i ended up using

[frosty herald]

I am crying

Weeping and wailing

Sparking zero is out and im at work

https://tenor.com/view/frieren-葬送のフリーレン-sousou-no-frieren-sousou-beyond-journey's-end-gif-13214487266596803271

[median steeple]

Heavy is the shrimp

[paper harness]

https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkTide/s/OFxDnIdpEO

[empty python]

sometimes I wonder why people only use the MkIV dueling swords (the stabby one), the other ones are just as good, if not way more versatile imo

[median steeple]

The 4 is just crazy compared to the other ones

Like stupidly so

[paper harness]

More bullshit about loner

[empty python]

well idk, MkV (overhead heavy one) gives you pretty damn great movement with defense stats, MkII (stab+slash heavy) gives you pretty good hordeclear with the slash heavy and still has that nice stab heavy that IV has

even if IV has slightly more dmg, it's still mostly 3 heavy hits on a Crusher's head for the most parts

my guess is that IV is just the most "braindead" one, simple to use

[median steeple]

The thing is it's not "slightly" more it's oppressively more

You can two shot crushers with it and you can decimate bosses

It's pretty fast with decent horde clear

[spare talon]

ah perfect
theres the daily dose of misinformation i ordered

[copper hawk]

Why

Sparking noob

[median steeple]

hunger that's why

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/goku-super-saiyan-dragon-ball-dragon-ball-sparking-zero-budokai-tenkaichi-gif-3343333395169488258

[empty python]

with what, chastise? from my testing both the MkIV and MkII can do that, with carapace and elite dmg

[copper hawk]

Lmfao this gif reply made me laugh out loud

Or giggle

[indigo kiln]

pretty sure mkiv can two shot without chastise with thrust (blessing), some uncanny stacks and carapace

[copper hawk]

W/e the word is

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/damiel-fishtank-kicking-feet-texting-chilling-gif-6371361914065796178

[empty python]

yeah, same with MkII too, you can just block cancel or do special to chain the stab heavy

[spare talon]

two shot crushers with precog/duellist/thrust, i know that for sure

and yes its oppressively op

[median steeple]

Yeah you don't need chastise to instantly obliterate things with it

[spare talon]

fotf will make that be a one shot

cuz of the 100% rending

[empty python]

afaik, MkII can basically do what the MkIV can, the only difference is that it can't chain stab heavy like MkIV but that's easily bypassed

[frosty herald]

Gokus hair is so fluffy in ssj1

[copper hawk]

I do this

Unironically

[median steeple]

I know

[copper hawk]

But it's ok 4 me 2 do

[paper harness]

Always on fucking Reddit

This has literally never been true lmao

[spare talon]

read the taxe post
first comment is someone saying BM actually isnt good on taxes

[copper hawk]

;>

[paper harness]

Taxe requires shred, but bm or headtaker is preference

[spare talon]

im currently running bm ht on piety

[paper harness]

It’s only Tuesday and we have hit the “loner turns off spawns” post

[zinc talon]

if ever I stop posting this just assume I've died

[copper hawk]

Mr. Grubsident another Loner misinfo post has hit the Reddit

[spare talon]

https://tenor.com/view/dubya-gif-23030610

[spare talon]

im assuming shred cuz youre using IJ?

[paper harness]

Shred because crit adm

[ivory drift]

hello zealot chat

I require assistance

In making the worst possible but still technically "complete" zealot build

[spare talon]

https://darktide.gameslantern.com/builds/9aafd02e-2d1f-444f-8d9e-e12295da65c1/the-bestest-most-powerfulest-build-ever

already done

[ivory drift]

fantastic.

and now I have them all

the 4 worst builds for each class in Darktide

[frosty herald]

Bro think hes in dmc

[void cloak]

what is that, like get behind them and shoot them in the back build?

[ivory drift]

for whatever it's worth this is the vet build I made as reference to how bad I'm looking for https://darktide.gameslantern.com/builds/9d31c428-2241-43b3-87f0-68afd2ffc2e5/chad-3

[spare talon]

it is the worst possible build i can think of, taking as few of the good talents and as many bad and unsynergistic ones as possible

[frosty herald]

The worst possible build is picking every top talent

[void cloak]

ah, a thought experiment on how unoptimized you can get

[paper harness]

It’s this

[frosty herald]

And never going down

[ivory drift]

but that's the thing

I'm working under the constraint of all 30 talent points required to be spent

[frosty herald]

Yes

So you go down

[ivory drift]

this looks exactly what i'm looking for though

so

I'm pleased

now to assemble all 4 builds into one auric damnation squad

[paper harness]

When we betting the “spawns harder” post this week

[ember yew]

57
30

[spare talon]

hi i havent played darktide since 2019
did the spawnrate of enemies increase since i was gone? it feels like it
what is a patch note?

[vapid sun]

I barrel'd a smyker

I did it

it felt great

[spare talon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1290821541277208638/1291174300002418688/attachment.gif

[tame mirage]

if I can, I just stand and watch smykers now. it's like watching national geographic

[paper harness]

I let them deal with anything they smite

[woeful oyster]

Is it even possible to do a backstab with the eviscerator or is that like exclusive to knife? I’m not seeing a difference in damage on maulers from the back compared to what I get on the front.

[tame mirage]

actually

do I have the video

one sec

[paper harness]

I spent 18 mins drawing one into a barrel today, he didn’t get hit

[paper harness]

Yes

[rigid lagoon]

Yes

[spare talon]

backstab is possible with every weapon

[paper harness]

He did die to crushers

Pubs were impressed

That I clutched a situation that I caused

[tame mirage]

this isn't mine but I love it all the same

[haughty bone]

Anyone got a good build for Combat Shotguns?

Might try it

[dark spire]

Technically the safest way to kill a crusher

[tame mirage]

one shot it with a duelling sword?

[spare talon]

they will die in about 3-5 business days

[hearty nebula]

sometimes the evil thoughts win

[dark spire]

Risky

[spare talon]

is this a joke

[tame mirage]

lol

[dark spire]

Yes

Obviously

[spare talon]

can never be too careful
typically this means "i am being 100% serious in my take" lmao

[dark spire]

[tame mirage]

damn Ive been here since 2022?

fuck

[hearty nebula]

damn

ok grandpa

[tame mirage]

it hasn't felt like 2 years

[hearty nebula]

yo someone get this dude his walker

[dark spire]

I run dueling sword with the charge attack blessing and carapace dmg. You can trust me to some degree

[empty python]

I seriously gotta wonder, MkII and MkIV literally has the same dmg profile on their stabby heavy, but why some of you guys think MkIV's "oppressively stronger" than the MkII, the only difference I see if that you can't chain the stab heavy on MkII but that is like such a non-issue.

[hearty nebula]

because you can't chain stab theavy

that's literally why

[empty python]

that's it?

[hearty nebula]

also mkiv looks cooler

so shut up

[ember yew]

https://tenor.com/view/storm-x-men-halle-berry-x-men-storm-storm-lightning-gif-25945662

[tame mirage]

ds4 is point and click adventure

[empty python]

it's a stick and it ain't got no golden skull between a functional handguard

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/me-when-i-sit-on-the-chair-that-makes-me-yap-yakuza-gaiden-like-a-dragon-pirate-yakuza-in-hawaii-hawaii-yakuza-hawai-majima-gif-1875002789278146677

[woeful oyster]

Is it even possible to get a one shot special attack kill on a mauler just raw without stacks of anything?

[paper harness]

No

[tame mirage]

like surely the ds is getting nerfed right?

idek anymore

[hearty nebula]

probably not

[naive stirrup]

most likely a zealot nerf, which would be fair tbh

[modern lintel]

youd think but fatfish devs no brain think sometimes

[tame mirage]

obese megalodon..

[hearty nebula]

the issue is that it was (typically) psyker's best pick, and psyker is not very melee orientated

[tame mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/blåhaj-haj-mobil-weeeeee-speed-driving-gif-5591280404365460062

[hearty nebula]

so when you put it on classes that actually have good melee traits it starts performing p damn well

[tame mirage]

if they nerf duellist talent I'm actually getting the 870 outta the closet

[modern lintel]

we should nerd ogryn as a response

[hearty nebula]

doesnt work, i only have one braincell

and my cat using it rn

[tame mirage]

yes but

not only is it on zel now

they gave it thrust

[hearty nebula]

we love thrusting

[tame mirage]

like why did it need that?

lol

[empty python]

it honestly didn't lol

[hearty nebula]

didn't but i aint complaining

[tame mirage]

odd decision imo

but whatevs

I gueeesss

[hearty nebula]

if shit needs changed it'll get changed

[copper hawk]

oh my god this sucks

[paper harness]

Nobody at fatshark plays the game enough to understand

[tame mirage]

omg onlinepetclub real

[paper harness]

What one dude leaving does to a company

[copper hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/blåhaj-haj-mobil-weeeeee-speed-driving-gif-5591280404365460062

[copper hawk]

TROOOO

[tame mirage]

did you see the commissar build video they uploaded

like holy fuck man

[empty python]

thrust and agile or sth, a bit too much i think. Either way, hoping chainswords getting actual better blessings, same with infantry lasguns

[paper harness]

Yes

[tame mirage]

I cried

[woeful oyster]

I never thought they would take away armor pen from fury with ranged but here we are so.

[copper hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/wanwan-onlinepetclub-ibuprofen-16-gif-8366793089880533316

[empty python]

infantry lasguns and chainswords feel so ignored lmao

[tame mirage]

real

[hearty nebula]

so true breastie

[paper harness]

Kidney damage

[copper hawk]

liver damage

actually

[visual stream]

spawns harder

[copper hawk]

ibuprofen is metabolized in the liver

[visual stream]

sentient director

[tame mirage]

dota is best video imo

we should actually spawn 200 poxwalkers a second

and the real challenge

is seeing who's PC blows up first

no spawn cap

[hearty nebula]

probably the console boys

[tame mirage]

it'll just keep going

[hearty nebula]

unless you play on a literal potato

[paper harness]

And damages the kidneys

[acoustic dune]

ey ey zealot

[paper harness]

[acoustic dune]

kissing

good?

[hearty nebula]

NO KISSING IN THIS CHAT

[acoustic dune]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046913589614747719/1284620687012659200/4x-2.gif

[hearty nebula]

jk

kisses for all

[tame mirage]

nah I know what's happening

they'll buff everything super high

[hearty nebula]

you know stuff? woah

[tame mirage]

then release a paid dlc with 5 more levels and a 6th difficulty

wowzers

vt2 moment

[paper harness]

Never happening

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-boing-magnet-gif-68133971528297969

[tame mirage]

I LOVE RATCLICK

[paper harness]

If we get diff 6 it’s modded in

[modern lintel]

the va will strike you down

[tame mirage]

I hope they don't go vt2 route btw

but eh

[copper hawk]

noob

[acoustic dune]

ok hear me out

melee friendly fire

[spare talon]

actually ending my life rn

[tame mirage]

the ogryn..

[hard nexus]

ngl

i wouldn’t have let that happen

[tame mirage]

lol

[acoustic dune]

zealot get infront of ogryn immediatly dies

[spare talon]

true
you would have just ignored the hardcoded knockback

[acoustic dune]

no matter how many wound

[hard nexus]

no i would’ve actually dodged the knockback

idiot

[modern lintel]

meow wouldve actually missed the throwing knife 30 secs prior and been trapped on the ground still

[hard nexus]

also idk why you charged into fire

[hard nexus]

LMFAO

[hearty nebula]

could be worse

[acoustic dune]

bro soyjaking a indian lad like a wall paint

[tame mirage]

fr someone gets it

[void cloak]

i wish you cold hold the knife and not just auto blast it out

[hard nexus]

that aim

is

[spare talon]

i was charging through it to reach the cs on the other side but the cs said NOPE YOURE GOING BACK IN IDIOT

[hard nexus]

something else

[hearty nebula]

I was pretty new to the game lol

[acoustic dune]

bro miss 2 shot and die

[hard nexus]

lmfao

[acoustic dune]

smh

[spare talon]

we love hard pushbacks even on dodged attacks

[hearty nebula]

I fell inside the tube

I was unsaveable

[acoustic dune]

it was punishement

[paper harness]

Oh hell yeah sabaton on shuffle to wake me up

[acoustic dune]

for missing that 2 shot

[hearty nebula]

was also probably absolutely blitzed

[paper harness]

https://open.spotify.com/track/7cUHFTxJhxtZ5tpY34SMRw?si=vPyRW8ryQueUPjsc4SLu6A

[hearty nebula]

[tame mirage]

a reminder to disable portrait rendering for 10+fps

[woeful oyster]

Cavalcade or surgical for bolter? I normally wouldn’t ask but I can benefit from cavalcade while ads and mag dumping, where surgical is strictly ads. So I’m torn.

[acoustic dune]

wtf are you babbling about

[tame mirage]

because portraits are rendered in real time

[paper harness]

He’s right

[tame mirage]

lol

[paper harness]

[acoustic dune]

wh

[paper harness]

Neither

[acoustic dune]

why

[copper hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/mid-its-mid-maddy-maddy-perez-euphoria-gif-25287583

[tame mirage]

coding

is hard

please understand

[paper harness]

Shattering

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/low-tier-god-meme-mods-gif-14385308006689816010

[tame mirage]

lol

[copper hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/yuckers-yummers-homelander-its-yummers-gif-10513465113292340707

[polar nexus]

do you have a link?

[spare talon]

silly bolter

4 shots to the head kills crushers

[copper hawk]

Midbaton

[hard nexus]

surgical is better if you want to use it as an anti gunner tool, but if you want to just mag dump, take shattering impact puncture

[tame mirage]

it's on the fat shark channel

[copper hawk]

Everypuppy tell meow 2 go to bed

She's refusing 2 go to hed

Bed

[hard nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/blåhaj-haj-mobil-weeeeee-speed-driving-gif-5591280404365460062

[hearty nebula]

true

sabaton kind of dogshit ngl

[copper hawk]

All their music sounds identical

[acoustic dune]

meow is a girl?

[copper hawk]

And i dont like the lead

At all

Yah

[acoustic dune]

you lie

[copper hawk]

She is a girl

I truth

She is vry pretty and pawesome and

[hard nexus]

look at my profile lol

[acoustic dune]

we all know that theres no such thing as girl gamer

[hard nexus]

she/her

[hearty nebula]

fake, there is no women in the internet

[copper hawk]

She is THE girl gamer

[tame mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/run-bird-stare-gif-26078678

[acoustic dune]

agreed

[copper hawk]

True

There is women on the internet

It is meow

[paper harness]

I like them

[visual stream]

true

[copper hawk]

She's taken though

Dorn and her

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/nuh-uh-beocord-no-lol-gif-24435520

[paper harness]

Filthy thammer user

[copper hawk]

Sittin in a tree

K I S S I N G

[copper hawk]

And that's otay :3

[visual stream]

Why did you just do a macroaggression

[hard nexus]

it’s a very one sided relationship

[acoustic dune]

imagine getting into politics

and not just

[paper harness]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046913589614747719/1284620687012659200/4x-2.gif

[hard nexus]

dorn is obsessed with me

[acoustic dune]

causing terrorrism

[paper harness]

He’s going to kill me

[copper hawk]

I POSTED THAT GNARPY CAT GIF

[spare talon]

i wish patrick bateman didnt become a meme used by annoying people
cuz a lot of the memes that use him can be really funny or real as fuck

[hard nexus]

actually no

[copper hawk]

AND NOW EVERYPUPPY USES IT

[hard nexus]

dorn is obsessed with cica

[copper hawk]

IM GETTING IT TRADEMARKED

[hard nexus]

and wants cica fr

[acoustic dune]

is this true @paper harness

[copper hawk]

IM COLLECTING ROYALTIES

[acoustic dune]

he is not responding

[paper harness]

https://open.spotify.com/track/6uXB6wi0HxQ5MlRtOqqSS0?si=rHTi0p8AT2COJJqGHB2eog back to back bangers

[hard nexus]

dorn posts mid in zealot chat, asked to leave

[acoustic dune]

why is it muddy

[tame mirage]

mud..

[copper hawk]

[paper harness]

D word

[spare talon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/211203478284926976/1284659544877695017/caption.gif

[tame mirage]

I was there

legendary moment

[woeful oyster]

My thing is that I want a guaranteed way to proc enduring faith with ranged. That’s why I’m attracted to either cavalcade or surgical.

[polar nexus]

lmao oO

[paper harness]

The rule is, if you have a knife, thunder hammer or ds4 you have to fight them all

[tame mirage]

true

what about parry spam

[paper harness]

Their ai is so easy

Just find a set of stairs

[acoustic dune]

lacerate my beloved

[polar nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/darktide-mutant-warhammer-40k-darktide-mutant-gif-1118053842768353546

[paper harness]

Precognition 6 shotting them

[spare talon]

laspistol has +15% inherent crit chance
if you wanna use it soley for enduring faith from ranged
desperado and concentrated fire for blessings

[acoustic dune]

counterpoint erm uh boold

[tame mirage]

the secret mercy precog 2 shot

[hearty nebula]

counter point: bomb

[tame mirage]

oooo sppppoookkyy

[hearty nebula]

all bombs

[acoustic dune]

counterpoint
would

[hearty nebula]

tape c4 to the daemonho-

[hearty nebula]

you gonna get POX ROT ON YOUR DICK!!!!!!

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-40k-rogaldorn-gif-10829755

[copper hawk]

Can you please delete this

[hearty nebula]

silence

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/fat-herobrine-gif-15759373

[spare talon]

me and para sharing the same braincell

[hearty nebula]

unscrupulous beast

bloodthirsty

im fucking pissed these allergy meds are doing fuck all for me

i just wanna go to sleep

someone smash me in the head with a thunderhammer please

[hearty nebula]

actual scene

[median steeple]

The shrimp !

[hearty nebula]

cant believe they put that in dbz

[tame mirage]

real

[acoustic dune]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/JH6a7J4YUvw

[tame mirage]

noodles

[ashen pike]

is Headtaker obligatory on Rashad, or Shred would do?
Really want to maximize my crit chance and Invocation of Death/Scourge/Enduring Faith uptime.

[tame mirage]

ogryn stole my ration

[hearty nebula]

kill him

[tame mirage]

okay

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/yummers-a-train-homelander-the-boys-fat-gif-27701858

[hearty nebula]

YU-

[tame mirage]

how do you think ogryn would react to stealth

actually fuxk it

stealth ogryn

[acoustic dune]

like a dog whom lost his master

[tame mirage]

make it happen

[acoustic dune]

a purple ogryn

the ork ought to be somewhere

[tame mirage]

I WANT SHROUDFIELD ON A FUCKING OGRYN RN

[acoustic dune]

in atoma

[spare talon]

https://tenor.com/view/god-of-war-kratos-punching-take-that-gif-20443294

[acoustic dune]

god i should have ate all those onion

now my i am releasing fart fetish

[spare talon]

what

[spare talon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/944709788569309214/1231683207079137422/caption11.gif

[visual stream]

Like an orc rogue using intimidation instead of stealth

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/freaky-dog-im-fr-an-eater-qazira-dog-tongue-freaky-dog-tongue-gif-14576727459878736156

[spare talon]

this is me btw
when u make fun of me this is who u are making fun of

[median steeple]

Da baby

[paper harness]

I’ll do it twice as much now

[spare talon]

"baby on board"?
you mean target acquired

[median steeple]

Rear ending a family of four to create core memories

[spare talon]

brick video

youre welcome

[acoustic dune]

What if I instead

Shoot myself

Infr9nt of them

What about that

[paper harness]

Ogryn bros what is this shit

[acoustic dune]

And saying its your fault

[paper harness]

Infested wrath

[copper hawk]

Yes

For cleave

I use slaught and ht

W flak and cara

[tame mirage]

unarmored..

[paper harness]

Headtaker slaughterer is the only play

Anything else and you are just fucking dumb

[copper hawk]

Ogryn is quite weird w breakpoints

[acoustic dune]

Oh btw

I am planning to using the shovel with da ogryn

[paper harness]

It’s the rare time I put carapace on a weapon

[acoustic dune]

It is a lot of difference from the pickaxe

[spare talon]

i remember josho using wrath cuz its a meme
like 20 maulers and still no stops in its cleave

cuz it has such a high cleave value

but that was about it

mostly just cuz it was funny

[paper harness]

Two shots crushers

[acoustic dune]

Is that lot of cleave or

[paper harness]

Two shots maulers

[zinc talon]

Just tanked and eventually beat a crusher/mauler only(mostly melee) auric maelstrom

[paper harness]

Insane unyielding

[zinc talon]

with a level 18 smyker

[spare talon]

but yeah realistically it does nothing cuz its minimum cleave damage is kinda bad

[zinc talon]

and a level 23 flamer enjoyer

flamer, on the assassination target's shield

[acoustic dune]

Why does it have lips

[zinc talon]

smite, on the assassination target's shield

[spare talon]

gimme what you think a good cleaving attack is

[paper harness]

Kills literally everything else in massive chunks

[spare talon]

and ill show you what that cleave is

[tame mirage]

why do you?

[acoustic dune]

Idk I just stab

Never notice

[zinc talon]

krourk cleaver full-baked heavy swing with mass ignore blessing

everything less than that is literally unplayable

[tame mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/i-saw-what-you-deleted-cat-gif-25407007

[paper harness]

Cleaver

Playable

[zinc talon]

super simple stuff

[acoustic dune]

You know what I had a dream about the ogryn

[zinc talon]

put that blessing on that full-bake heavies ignore mass

[spare talon]

fuck idk what to play

[acoustic dune]

And his giant fuckoff knife

[zinc talon]

the other is dealer's choice but I like slaughterer, it lasts through the heavy swing charge if you hit something

then you just hold left mouse down and focus on dodging

it's simple work, but honest

[acoustic dune]

What if his giant fuckoff knife is a chainknife

[zinc talon]

a chainsword, to me

[paper harness]

All but 3 ogryn melees are just poorly designed and trash in comparison

[median steeple]

I think you might have a problem

[visual stream]

nut

[acoustic dune]

What do you mean you don't only play one play style

[frosty herald]

What in the fuck

[copper hawk]

Wut

[visual stream]

Play recon 7a and shoot everything forever

[copper hawk]

Name the trash ogryn melees

RIGHT MEOW

Or ill kill u

[frosty herald]

Pickaxe has insane armor damage

[copper hawk]

Ill choke u 2 DEATH

[modern lintel]

knife

shock maul

[paper harness]

All of the movesets on the cleavers, damage profile

[copper hawk]

Shockmaul good

[modern lintel]

reg club

[copper hawk]

Slaught bm

Shrimple

Decapitates whole horde

Staggers the rest

It's nuts

[acoustic dune]

Never like the thing feel like a beat stick

[copper hawk]

Cleaver is.. yah ok

[paper harness]

The fucking mk2 club has reversed unyielding on its heavies

[copper hawk]

Normal club is good

[frosty herald]

Shovel and pickaxe are cool

[copper hawk]

The 1st bully

The shovels are alright i guess

Just us a paul

Use a*

Paul is so much better than normal shovel

Nvm there r trash wpns

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/scoob-gif-26795835

[copper hawk]

U remain unstrangled..

..4 now

https://tenor.com/view/felix-argyle-cute-smile-gif-13483002

[frosty herald]

Shovel is the same as vet

Flip for a big damage hit

[copper hawk]

Not the base shovel

U PAWNCH for stagger

[frosty herald]

The khaki one has horizontal heavies

[modern lintel]

shame

[paper harness]

The standard infantry one is my fav melee

On vet

[void cloak]

am i correct in assuming that mobility is the dump stat for revolvers?

[paper harness]

Yes

[copper hawk]

No

Damage dunp stat

[median steeple]

The brain shovel my beloved

[frosty herald]

Dunp

[copper hawk]

Domp eet .

https://tenor.com/view/bogdanoff-dump-it-stocks-crypto-gif-20477588

[modern fox]

i keep scrolling up this chat

i think brain rot is an understatement

[copper hawk]

Byeah

We like 2 clown in this mf

[spare talon]

yeah turns out that you can play many weapons when youre good at the game

[modern fox]

nah im kidding, this is mid

[paper harness]

Me playing everything that’s fun

[frosty herald]

Goongagingan

[spare talon]

this chat is tame compared to things ive seen on discord

[median steeple]

Heavy is the shrimp

[copper hawk]

Im srry we didn't meet ur stringent and high standards ur royal goonjesty

[frosty herald]

Very very tame

[paper harness]

Shock and maul torture

Kino

[modern fox]

look like my facbook class of 09 chat room

[copper hawk]

:<

[modern fox]

just strange for it to be so active without talking about zealot

[copper hawk]

When im in an unfunny competition and my opponent is a class of 09 fan

I HATE THAT GAME !!

[median steeple]

What the fuck is that

[copper hawk]

It's a shitpost game

It's kinda funny but rlly tumblr-y

[median steeple]

Inter esting

[copper hawk]

It's edgy in an old 2016 fashioned way

So outdated edge

[spare talon]

just recently a server i have the displeasure of modding had someone order uranium that was over 3700 counts per minute because it was funny
100+ is the danger zone to get the fuck away from it

[copper hawk]

Need a sludge update

[frosty herald]

Its a shitpost visual novel

[copper hawk]

The slop is newer now

[modern fox]

...i was talking about my high school class in 09 facebook group

basically middle age energy

[modern lintel]

the las sniper is actually crazy in sm2 pvp wtf

[modern fox]

it seem like there is a visual novel in the same name

[frosty herald]

I wanni hug that gator is the better visual novel

[modern fox]

they really do make porn out of everything

[median steeple]

Yeah sniper is one of the better classes in PVP

[spare talon]

theres also pizza game
a parody dating simulator where its rare for the dialogue to not have a typo intentionally

[south grove]

I'm back awake

what is cole talking about

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/wani-gator-i-wani-hug-that-gator-hug-that-gator-snoot-gif-13604250880394018709

[paper harness]

Can you not be thanks

[modern fox]

MONSTER HUNTER WILD

[modern lintel]

i know u can absolutely goop on ppl w the smg

[median steeple]

Snootgame

[copper hawk]

Yah

I mean im not middle aged

[modern fox]

hmm

[copper hawk]

Im 22

[paper harness]

You are

[copper hawk]

I wont make it 2 middle aged

[spare talon]

a joke game

[paper harness]

Middle aged

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/monster-hunter-wilds-gif-13040219684920296084

[copper hawk]

Im going to die wayyy before then lmfak

[median steeple]

You got 20 more years little bro

[south grove]

I'll go back under

[copper hawk]

Ill be surprised if i make it to 27

[paper harness]

Thanks

[south grove]

lemme get the meds

[modern fox]

yeah, they got the better thunder hammer

[paper harness]

Suicide when

[copper hawk]

Ill die in an oil field in Sudan or something

Nah Army will do it 4 me

[south grove]

mmm

[copper hawk]

Yah we dont talk about Zealot much unless ppl actually ask questions

[ashen pike]

is Headtaker obligatory on Rashad, or Shred would do?
Shred for maximizing Invocation of Death/Scourge/Enduring Faith uptime.

[south grove]

interesting

[copper hawk]

Deja vu

[frosty herald]

Cica remember

[copper hawk]

We didnt just pick up this game

[median steeple]

Ringmaster

[paper harness]

Headtaker is mandatory

[south grove]

don't die in the field

[copper hawk]

Some of us have been playing for more than a thousand hours

[south grove]

come back and die irresponsibly

[copper hawk]

Oh yah ringleader

[south grove]

do something impulsive and stupid

[copper hawk]

Remember Squidward

[paper harness]

4000

[copper hawk]

The noob is always right !

[frosty herald]

Cica remember

[copper hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/the-money-is-always-right-mr-krabs-spongebob-gif-7368388179594875238

[frosty herald]

You have to outlive daniel larson and boogie

[copper hawk]

LMFAO nah

[south grove]

boogie?

[copper hawk]

Danderson has fucking plot armor

[median steeple]

Who wants to drink and drive ❤️

[copper hawk]

He's in the same prison as J. Fogle

[south grove]

I might be not alive

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/boogie2988-boogie-rage-rage-angry-rant-gif-448507989059844098

[copper hawk]

Boogie will never die

[south grove]

ohhhhh

that guy

idunnohim

[median steeple]

Still living off of mountain dew

[copper hawk]

He's the dude who faked blood cancer for money

[south grove]

seemsnicethough

[frosty herald]

Wait larson actualy went to jail???

[copper hawk]

Among other stupid things

Yah

He's in prison dude

[south grove]

waitwhathedidwhat

[copper hawk]

Been there for a while now

[frosty herald]

Hm

[south grove]

ithoughthewasagoodguy

[copper hawk]

Yah he had a disease caused by obesity

[median steeple]

No

[copper hawk]

It was pre-cancerous and he mightve had it

[frosty herald]

Larson can continually harass normal people but the moment he threatens a goverment building he gets 40 years

[paper harness]

Boogie should perish within 10 years going by his… stature

[copper hawk]

Mightve had the precancerous disease

[median steeple]

He's a less terrible version of wings of redemption (eh maybe more so)

[copper hawk]

Nah dude ppl who r obese can live a loooong time

Especially if they're rich

[frosty herald]

Wings is a pedo

[paper harness]

Wings

[south grove]

whosthislarsonguy

[paper harness]

Classic

[south grove]

idunnoanymore

[copper hawk]

Daniel Larson is a pdf file and a lolcow

[frosty herald]

Dont look up daniel larson

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/wings-of-redemption-wings-i-cant-take-this-no-more-gif-23668816

[frosty herald]

Genuine scum of a dude

[copper hawk]

He's got paranoid schizophrenia among other things

He's also got BPD and something else i forget

Diagnosed

[south grove]

helooksugly

[copper hawk]

All unmedicated cuz god bless america

[frosty herald]

He a really good manipulatir

[paper harness]

https://tenor.com/view/terry-davis-temple-os-terryadavis-temple-gif-12601073

[south grove]

whatdidhedo?

[copper hawk]

All kinds of shit

Just watch the turkey tom vid

[frosty herald]

Stalk grace vanderwall for several years

[copper hawk]

Before I get in trouble

For ... witch hunting a lolcow

[south grove]

whosgracevanderwall

[frosty herald]

Some singer

[copper hawk]

Where is ur space bar

[paper harness]

Hank gave me the all clear to pick on public figures

[south grove]

I'mnottpyingright

[copper hawk]

Does Synthetic Man count

[south grove]

I'mtiredashell

[frosty herald]

Shush

[copper hawk]

As a public figure

[median steeple]

I'm trying to remember the content creator that abandoned his family to travel the world and stream(also to do heroin)

[copper hawk]

I hate him. So much

[paper harness]

As Hank has given me the all clear

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/wings-of-redemption-diet-pepsi-fingerlicker-gif-26182432

[paper harness]

I hate realasianrobot

Fun fact

[copper hawk]

Who's that

[south grove]

whatarethesenames

[median steeple]

Yeah he's a streamer

[copper hawk]

Omg

[median steeple]

Therefore public figure

[paper harness]

He throws runs because people don’t use his builds

[copper hawk]

Storytime w Zeal chat !?

[copper hawk]

Pawesome

🐾

[paper harness]

He’s also fucking stupid

[copper hawk]

Ugh

An egoist

[median steeple]

meow grub

[copper hawk]

Ur all my grubs

I brought u all together

[pure token]

He became really bad

[copper hawk]

I introduced u 2 meow

[south grove]

ohhhhh

[copper hawk]

I met meow first

Many eons ago

Remember i am ur gene father

[frosty herald]

Im not a grub

[median steeple]

Still grubbing

[copper hawk]

Rise, Son of Gooniman.

[frosty herald]

Im a worker ant

[copper hawk]

Ur not a grub yam

[south grove]

I'mgonnagotakeacanofredbull

[frosty herald]

SHUT

[south grove]

seeifIcanwakeup

[copper hawk]

Srry we barely know eachother

U haaaate me

[median steeple]

I'm a bug no grub

[paper harness]

https://youtu.be/5mKvTNgc1og?si=2xcqcsGFYpgg5D_2

[frosty herald]

Fuck you mean barely know eachother

I know the day you came into this server

[copper hawk]

U mightve dmed me less than snoodle

[copper hawk]

Anywho

[modern lintel]

not realasianrobot do not mention yhem

[copper hawk]

Im the Grub Father

[median steeple]

Nurgle

[pure token]

Compulsive liar, scammer and just kinda a bad person

[paper harness]

I am on my hater arc

[frosty herald]

I dont like dming

[copper hawk]

Be on ur lover arc

[frosty herald]

Im shyyyyy

[copper hawk]

Me too

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/marin-kitagawa-blush-gif-7046106625604767584

[modern lintel]

you dont even have to be a hater to dislike them

[stone fern]

you have zero other arcs

[copper hawk]

Blehs at u

LMFAO

SO true

[median steeple]

I rarely dm my other friends as well

[south grove]

I love red bull

brings me right back awake

[paper harness]

I have other arcs

[copper hawk]

Yah u make up 4 vcing

[median steeple]

I don't like bothering people with stuff that can wait until I speak to them with voice

[frosty herald]

Bro remembered his spacebar

[copper hawk]

Even if u never vc w just me..

Frightened of my femboy aura..

[paper harness]

You aren’t in grub central you would never know

[south grove]

red bull is just too good

[stone fern]

Hate X and hate Y dont count as seperate arcs

[copper hawk]

Grub central

[south grove]

I love motor oil

[modern lintel]

zero aura

[copper hawk]

Evolve from grub

[median steeple]

I love evolve

[south grove]

no they do

[median steeple]

I miss that game

[south grove]

I hate foreman to I hate chase is a different arc

[paper harness]

Grub central

[stone fern]

i hope ur redbull heats up before u drink it

[pure token]

For ages he had faked polycythemia Vera, a blood cancer

Then a streamer called Destiny looked into it, and realised that none of the symptoms and treatments boogie mentioned made no sense for cancer, but instead for polycythemia, the non-cancerous version. It just means you have a lot of red blood cells

There were debates with boogie about this where he got backed into a corner and, step by step, had to basically admit he lied

[stone fern]

ALSO

[pure token]

That’s my Boogie Breakdown

[south grove]

I have a mini fridge just for this

[median steeple]

Ok dr house

[copper hawk]

This

[stone fern]

redbull is the middest of energy drinks

[copper hawk]

Look at klennes post

[stone fern]

and the worst tasting

[copper hawk]

That is all u need

[south grove]

https://tenor.com/view/max-verstappen-f1-formule-1-gif-15087359750872636720

do your favourite energy drink do this?

[median steeple]

Energy drinks are mid

[stone fern]

my energy drinks taste better

[south grove]

it's a crutch for me

I need to stay awake

probably have a problem with it too

[pure token]

Monster energy

[stone fern]

i need them to be less angry

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/max-verstappen-max-verstappen-bombastic-side-eye-bombastic-gif-15088957574832560645

[pure token]

Pink monster energy

[copper hawk]

Midster

[stone fern]

tbh

[south grove]

no I like funding my boy

[copper hawk]

I like pink monster

[stone fern]

monster has too little caffeine idc what they say

[copper hawk]

And the red one

[paper harness]

Your boy in for a rough one

[copper hawk]

And the white one

[south grove]

I know

[south grove]

they bought out newey

[copper hawk]

I only drink sugar free

[pure token]

Pipeline punch

[south grove]

checo's not doing good

[frosty herald]

Ofc you do

[stone fern]

pink and greenmonsters are disgusting

[south grove]

got rid of daniel

[median steeple]

Hmmm my eyes burn

[paper harness]

Newey is God

[stone fern]

white and peach are goated

[paper harness]

Incarnate

[south grove]

tough time to be an RB fan

[copper hawk]

I LOVE c4

And Bang

And Bucked Up

[south grove]

still won't fix lance stroll

[stone fern]

i drink watever is the cheapest

[south grove]

I'll look forward to alonso in a fast car though

[median steeple]

I need to buy more lemonade

[paper harness]

Real

[copper hawk]

C4 bang and bucked up r a bit pricey

Bang and c4 particularly

[frosty herald]

Water

[south grove]

https://tenor.com/view/fernando-alonso-formel1-formula1-f1-gif-10123119

[copper hawk]

Since they're marketed as preworkout energy drunks

[stone fern]

no

[copper hawk]

Drinks

[south grove]

give him his 3rd WDC

[copper hawk]

They have beta alanine

[pure token]

I stay away from drinking loads of them though
I work with people who drink several monsters and have several cups of coffee a day each, from morning until nighttime
It’s gross

[stone fern]

you have beta

[median steeple]

I will force you all to drink Logan Paul's energy drink

[south grove]

let him have a comeback before retirement

[frosty herald]

Hmm kidney stones

[south grove]

I'll kill myself

[copper hawk]

I tried his energy drink

[stone fern]

false rumor

[copper hawk]

It's alright

[pure token]

Big friendly rock

[copper hawk]

U wont grt kidney stones if u drink water

[south grove]

my sister loves prime

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/ksi-thick-of-it-lyrics-trash-garbage-gif-5232327396945781667

[median steeple]

Pfft you believe in kidney stones?

[south grove]

she definitely has a problem

[pure token]

MR BEAST FEASTABLES?!?!?!

[median steeple]

Just a lie made up by big bladder

[dark spire]

Is the double barrel shotgun just ass or have I not used it enough?

[pure token]

I invest in small bladder

[copper hawk]

Needs blessings kret

[median steeple]

I fucking LOVE cancer causing carcinogens in my food!

[hearty nebula]

alright lads
hit me with the biggest downgrade ever (in your opinion) for something's main themesong

[pure token]

It’s an issue

[stone fern]

how are kidney stones gonna form i piss 10 times a day drink massive ammounts of water and i dont salt my food

[frosty herald]

I MEANT MONSTER

[south grove]

I'll kill myself

[frosty herald]

NOT WATSR

[copper hawk]

What r the db blessings again

[south grove]

I will do it

[dark spire]

Doing Deathsplitter and both barrels atm

[pure token]

‘I don’t salt my food’ ok, snail in disguise

[copper hawk]

Manstopper and what

[median steeple]

Scatt

[south grove]

scattershot

[median steeple]

Scatter

[copper hawk]

Ah u wanna run crit w db

[median steeple]

Shot

[south grove]

for crit builds

[copper hawk]

Scattershot and Manstopper ?

[stone fern]

salt bad

[median steeple]

Y E s

[south grove]

yessir

[median steeple]

S

[hearty nebula]

funny infinite (almost) cleave

[copper hawk]

Yah db kinda sucks w/o crit @dark spire

Imo

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/brad-pitt-fury-movie-shoot-that-guy-gif-8829002926137263043

[copper hawk]

It's hilarious on vet

Wpn specialist makes it broken af

[dark spire]

I am a crit machine

[median steeple]

The beast is here

[copper hawk]

Yah then use scattershot and manstopper then

Ull see the first time u shoot into an armored horde

And see like everything drop dead

[south grove]

https://tenor.com/view/koffa-house-md-gregory-house-house-eric-foreman-gif-3254275732664605731

[median steeple]

I love both barrels so mucb

[copper hawk]

Run piety

[dark spire]

I'm doing stealth + crit passive

[median steeple]

I love spamming the brace shot

[pure token]

Did you see them attack DanTDM

[median steeple]

The beast has arrived

[copper hawk]

Salt good

Salt so good in fact required nutrie t

[pure token]

I love salt

Mmmmmmm

[paper harness]

@spare talon you missed it

[stone fern]

i am simply built different

[pure token]

Salty stuff is awesome

[remote lark]

DID HE POST THAT BECAUSE I PINGED HIM EARLIER

[south grove]

I don't really pay attention to wider internet lolcows

[remote lark]

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[south grove]

I

[median steeple]

Dan winning the argument because he has a normal ass life and didn't care is amazing

[south grove]

pinged him

[remote lark]

i made you ping him

[south grove]

I'm taking the credit

[remote lark]

you did nothing

cheap fake

[frosty herald]

It took a singular tweet

[remote lark]

you wish you could be me

[south grove]

true

but not the point

[remote lark]

[paper harness]

I tried with him, I really did

[frosty herald]

To obliterate ksi's ego

Hes still not over it btw

[copper hawk]

Health scares are funny

[stone fern]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-huh-cat-huh-etr-gif-15332443943609734737

[copper hawk]

Like ppl who lose their minds over gmos and msg

[south grove]

I'm beginning to feel like he's a tanner clone

[remote lark]

reposting this so its in my sent images in this serv
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046913589614747719/1293127462120587276/55C026BE-EEA0-48BD-9FCA-F9CBFDDCF284.png?ex=67063e4c&is=6704eccc&hm=dd4451e38b1e05b98f5b3e77eacda957d4b1895a57e4002130551190f415a0e8&

[stone fern]

did you shit in his kabab?

[copper hawk]

Msg is an essential amino acid

Astaghfirullah

[median steeple]

Epic link

[south grove]

it's the exact same thing as his video

[median steeple]

Can't wait for Thursday !

[paper harness]

I tried to help him so many times man

I specifically told him in private that I wouldn’t recommend meta until he has got the basics down

[copper hawk]

Or mby is non esse tial

I 4get

Bu glutamate is an essential amino

[stone fern]

wait thats nade?

[copper hawk]

Non essential*

[paper harness]

Wouldn’t listen, result was he crutched on it

[paper harness]

Yes