zealot-class

[coarse birch]

it is the only good DT reddit post

fuck smite

[hard nexus]

please keep words below 4 syllables

i’m stupid

[solar gorge]

smykers are pro ban gambling remember dat

[north sedge]

plasma just wasnt very good back then either

[royal vortex]

just use google translate

[naive stirrup]

same

[solar gorge]

if you hate gambling u approve smykers

[coarse birch]

duelling sword wasnt an abomination either

[royal vortex]

and it was perfect...

[north sedge]

lol

[fleet zealot]

but if you close your eyes

[coarse birch]

old plasma was so based

new plasma is unusable

[copper hawk]

Knife users

[naive stirrup]

god dammit

[copper hawk]

Knife users everywhere

[mental coral]

How are smite psykers nowadays. Reddit keeps talking about them being good so

[solar gorge]

same as before

[fleet zealot]

annoying at best and killing everything

[copper hawk]

Smite psykers got a buffed pause button

[solar gorge]

ruinning my runs

[copper hawk]

Now the pause button does a bit more damage

[fleet zealot]

to fuckin annoying shits who take no damage boosts

[copper hawk]

And is less perilous to use

[fleet zealot]

so they just smite for 10 thousand years doing 10 dps

[copper hawk]

Best paired with the purg staff

[solar gorge]

but now there's also zealot ds users ruining my runs ontop of that so ig it's worse

[tame mirage]

idk why when the ds exists

[hard nexus]

clever

[copper hawk]

Now that it's hellishly broken

[coarse birch]

half the loadouts now turn off the game

[copper hawk]

Thanks meow that was 4 u

[mental coral]

Technically knife has more mobility. The real question is tac axe users

[coarse birch]

truly tragic

[copper hawk]

[solar gorge]

yeap dead game

[hard nexus]

:3

[fleet zealot]

and you have to play around them suddenly stopping to stun enemies after you walk 5 yards out of position

[tame mirage]

yea but

[naive stirrup]

I'm still out damaging ds zealots with my shock maul lol

[solar gorge]

imma play vt1 instead

[copper hawk]

Tac axe users

What about them

[tame mirage]

idk

[naive stirrup]

based

[solar gorge]

i never see any

[copper hawk]

They're zased and glooppilled

[mental coral]

Fair and Balanced

[solar gorge]

i have yet to judge them

[copper hawk]

Im the last of that noble line..

[tame mirage]

TRUE

[copper hawk]

My fav build rn is a crit taxe build

It's unkillable and the heavies on the taxe stun ragers for some reason ??

[coarse birch]

i like taxe 4 but josho hates when i use it lol

[copper hawk]

High finesse multiplier and crit chance means bm and ht is fun as fuck

And it's not as deadly as a rashad

[royal vortex]

the heavies are STILL gaped

[copper hawk]

So u feel no moral anathema when using it

[mental coral]

Btw how do you do that, cuz my duelling sword can't hit that breakpoint it seems. You use carapace?

[coarse birch]

they are thoroughly gaped

[solar gorge]

i made a tax crit spoyker build and that was my last interaction with tax

[copper hawk]

Anyways ur all noobz

I need 2 run

[solar gorge]

i don't like taxes much ngl

[coarse birch]

they are fun every once in a while

[mental coral]

Ah yeah the +25% carapace breakpoint

[autumn void]

Psykers edge, Zealots ledge

Just the way of life round here

[tame mirage]

oh

i think this is a bug

normal

not normal?

lol

"Transcendent"
"Transcendent"

[solar gorge]

grrr

i hate paint on blades

[tame mirage]

true

but i like mars

[solar gorge]

dogshit candy bar if you ask me

[tame mirage]

all the heavy sword skins are like that :C

[solar gorge]

yeah ik

fs hates the cool sword

[north sedge]

im just glad ogryn got giant candy canes

[royal vortex]

they trigger stan so much

[tame mirage]

TRUE

red pickaxe is KIIIINNNNNNOOOOOO

[north sedge]

much like most things

[solar gorge]

i have to side with stan on this one

[south grove]

who's stan?

[south folio]

ammunition has been provided

[solar gorge]

getting blackmailed again smh

[tame mirage]

your medstation?

[dense field]

fuck it I gonna use chaxe 4 and agrivolver only

[sage rock]

hey, been thinking of trying new weapons. what are the advantages of crusher over rashad? better stagger?

[opal star]

far better crowd control and staggering capabilities

the ability to open up bulwarks

bootleg thammer capability

[woeful oyster]

If these talents are the bare minimum non-negotiables, then where do you spend the last 9 points.

Keep in mind this is a build that prioritizes Support 1st, Survivability 2nd and Damage 3rd.

Melee options are eviscerator, crusher or hammer (this build will lack some damage so something the has a lot of damage on its own)

Ranged options are the double barrel or agri revolver. (Something that can dump the magazine pretty fast so emperor’s bullet has good uptime).

Multiple thoughts or insights on the subject are welcome.

[tame mirage]

but.. throwing knives..

[south grove]

yo why's my cursor moving

the central point in the screen

am I having an episode or did I screw something up with mods

[tame mirage]

STROKE

FUCK

[royal vortex]

stroke

[hushed knoll]

YAAAAAS LAMBDA SLAYYYY

[hushed knoll]

TIME TO GO TO THE GINGERBREAD FOREST

[solar gorge]

i hope the witch eats u

[hushed knoll]

You’re coming with me

[hushed knoll]

Hi Josho wo

[royal vortex]

shalom

[hushed knoll]

Orchestra

[south grove]

I had an episode

[hushed knoll]

Joshowo*

[coarse birch]

joshos name is spared

[hushed knoll]

Hello Yoshi

[coarse birch]

hi stan

[hushed knoll]

What’s Gucci

[solar gorge]

a luxurious clothing brand

[hushed knoll]

OH

MY

GOD

[robust surge]

whats the dump stat for duel sword

[hushed knoll]

You did NOT

Lambda

You have made a grave mistake

[solar gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/silly-cat-cat-sillly-bleh-gif-5818201130354939958

[lunar fable]

[hushed knoll]

I want you to go find a ball of twine and bring it to me

[hushed knoll]

Blab

[lean cairn]

mobility

[hushed knoll]

Dark tide?

[lunar fable]

stan plays the game???

[coarse birch]

was gonna wait for mankar, usually home within in the hour @hushed knoll

[lunar fable]

[hushed knoll]

Can you ping me

[coarse birch]

yeah

[woeful oyster]

@dense field @lean cairn
Nice suggestions. However, additionally let’s pretend backstabber doesn’t exist and you can’t go down that branch of talents. Then, where do put those last two or so points, in your opinions. Thanks in advance.

[lunar fable]

what region do you guys play in

[hushed knoll]

Yay thanks you sir

Basket

Jyojsu

Yoshi

[coarse birch]

bruh

[spare talon]

while some of the "non negotiables" i disagree with as they take too much away from what works great with a proper piety build
this is what i would do
and with scourge, you now have an actually good crit chance, and with duellist, you have great crit damage
so you can actually run weapons with good crit damage and deal better damage now, so options like devils claw, chainsword, knife, tac axes, and crusher are good, and evis still works due to it having access to shred

[coarse birch]

uh NA East afaik

[grizzled aspen]

This is wrong.

[coarse birch]

if thats a DT region

[hushed knoll]

Why would I not

[spare talon]

if you pretend that side doesnt exist
you are ignoring some of the best talents to be paired with piety, flat out

[lunar fable]

i'm in nae

[lucid cypress]

no he's right mobility is what you drop on ds

[royal vortex]

what about flat in

[lunar fable]

[hushed knoll]

What is name

Nostril

[grizzled aspen]

No it isn't.

[hushed knoll]

Nae

[spare talon]

backstabber for all intents and purposes is a justified tax to reach sourge, enduring faith, and second winds

[lucid cypress]

Yes it is?

[royal vortex]

i like that pepe

it speaks to me

[lean cairn]

no it isnt

[coarse birch]

that is a good pepe

[grizzled aspen]

I promise you, it isn't.

[coarse birch]

it looks like josho

after he makes a joke

[lunar fable]

[royal vortex]

wow

[lean cairn]

i always run backstabber

[grizzled aspen]

Dump stat on ds is cleave.

[lucid cypress]

You keep saying that and not saying what you would dump

[hushed knoll]

You look liebe ah a shine character

[coarse birch]

huh

[hushed knoll]

Look like a an Amazon character

[lucid cypress]

If you're one of those guys that dumps cleave

[hushed knoll]

Amazing t

A joke

[grizzled aspen]

Because you aren't cleaving anything to begin with.

[hushed knoll]

Anime

[woeful oyster]

I’m not really ignoring it. I just want to know what the next best go to talents are just to know what you guys think.

[lucid cypress]

[hushed knoll]

I meant anime’s

[coarse birch]

i am so lost

[hushed knoll]

You look like an anime

[dense field]

You said you wanted to prioritize survivability

[coarse birch]

thank you stan

[grizzled aspen]

It's not worth having max cleave when your attack range is only 2-3 targets to begin with.

[lucid cypress]

Not if you dump cleave you aren't

[royal vortex]

yoshi is too asian for you to say that stan

stop being racist

[grizzled aspen]

Better to move at the speed of sound and slide across the floor like it's been freshly buttered.

[lucid cypress]

max cleave helps clear out a path with a martyrdom build

[lucid cypress]

it's such a minimal increase in speed

I've used 80mob and 60mob ds4s and never noticed a diff

[woeful oyster]

I’m not down on what you suggested I’m just picking ya brain.

[grizzled aspen]

Again, you're cleaving 3 targets, max, anyway, because your attack pattern is so vertical.

[coarse birch]

wow

[grizzled aspen]

Cleave is irrelevant on ds.

[hard nexus]

get this man a true

[grizzled aspen]

I can't help it if you insist on being wrong.

[lucid cypress]

mobility is also irrelevant

[grizzled aspen]

Go back to vet chat with that ego.

Smh.

[lucid cypress]

???

[hard nexus]

stay out of my aurics.

[lucid cypress]

I'm a psyker main

I know my ds4

[grizzled aspen]

I am NOT that egotistical, smh.

[hard nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/gray-role-place-gif-3079844098596171047

[royal vortex]

doesn't the ds4 have a cleave damage stat

not cleave targets

[grizzled aspen]

Not well enough, apparently.

[lunar fable]

wtf toxic

[lucid cypress]

💀

[spare talon]

these are the best talents to be paired with a piety build
this gives 10% more crit chance on piety, 30% more crit chance from scourge, and gives you 50% tdr at realisticall all times
this also bumps of your headshot and crit damage bonuses by 50%, which is MASSIVE

[royal vortex]

i enjoy how none of you recommended rising conviction

powerful

[coarse birch]

yeah iirc

[lucid cypress]

especially on zealot now with the attack speed buff from martyrdom cleave is so helpful

[coarse birch]

impact unarmored damage and i think infested

[hard nexus]

is that damage on chorus

[coarse birch]

although its bugged last i knew

[royal vortex]

no

it is above judgement

[grizzled aspen]

I have no idea, and I don't care. Anybody with basic knowledge of the game knows that ds attacks cleave 2-3 targets at best unless you're flicking your camera like an ape.

[lucid cypress]

Even if you're only getting through 2-3 targets actually killing those other 2 can be a serious help

[hard nexus]

huh

IJ?

[royal vortex]

well you should care because it's an unarmored/infested/(bugged) flak damage stat

not a cleave targets stat

it has nothing to do with how many enemies you hit

[hard nexus]

that’s swift certainty, pious cutthroat, and sustained assault

[coarse birch]

well if you are arguing to dump cleave damage then thats a different argument, cleave targets is different

[lucid cypress]

you mean you're UTILIZING THE ABILITY TO AIM YOUR ATTACKS TO MAXIMIZE YOUR EFFECIENCY? CRINGE!!

[grizzled aspen]

And if you're on a martyr build, like you're arguing in favor of, you're such a walking blender that it doesn't matter.

[royal vortex]

you are shadowboxing

[coarse birch]

cleave damage affects ADMS

[hushed knoll]

Yoshi isn't Syrian

Asian

[royal vortex]

this makes u look feebleminded. u cant be caught lacking in front of the hoes (zealot chat eboys)

[solar gorge]

i'm right here

[hushed knoll]

What

[grizzled aspen]

cough @copper hawk cough

[solar gorge]

impress me

[lucid cypress]

yet to hear real argument for mobility on ds4

[coarse birch]

i am not syrian

correct

[hushed knoll]

What is so fragile that speaking will break it

[spare talon]

if i were to make a build that uses crit cdr with chorus (since i assume that was your main goal), this is what id do for it @woeful oyster

[royal vortex]

the real argument is that the longer dodge distance means you dodge off ledges more often, resulting in less stressful gameplay

[solar gorge]

idk

[hushed knoll]

Silence

[coarse birch]

is it silence

[royal vortex]

rising conviction recommended

[coarse birch]

yeah

[grizzled aspen]

My restraint to not kill you with hammers.

[royal vortex]

peace is restored

[drifting wolf]

i need high mobility to run away from my teammates and make sure i'm out of coherency as often as possible

[hushed knoll]

Did I impress you

[solar gorge]

i am not impressed i need more

[hushed knoll]

Why are you so violent towards me

[lucid cypress]

Actually the most valid reason I've heard so far good job

[grizzled aspen]

Why are you sacrilegious with food?

[opal star]

dodging through the one gap in the railing in metalfab 36

[hushed knoll]

I can swallow cheerios whole

[spare talon]

what the fuck are you talking about

[hushed knoll]

I am not

[royal vortex]

oh my god i had an alzheimers moment

that's the old name for the talent

[spare talon]

https://tenor.com/view/xd-lol-xd-meme-jajajaja-xd-xdd-gif-8843845604309803125

[hushed knoll]

Class lut Josiah l

Classic Josho*

[grizzled aspen]

Ok grandpa let's get you back to bed.

[north sedge]

what

[royal vortex]

i've been playing this game for too long

[north sedge]

class lut josiah l

[royal vortex]

i'm not doing that

[paper harness]

My naked broke so I’m finally fixing my builds (again)

[coarse birch]

josho

[royal vortex]

i am josho.

[hushed knoll]

Classic Josho l*

[coarse birch]

you know the rules

[royal vortex]

god

i hate you

[coarse birch]

hate you too

[hushed knoll]

DOUGHTHONY HIIII

[north sedge]

oh no

[royal vortex]

discord won't load my settings

i am free

[hushed knoll]

Why oh no

[coarse birch]

lies

falsehoods

[spare talon]

the hotfix broke it?

[paper harness]

I broke it

[grizzled aspen]

L.

[rocky nacelle]

owned

[royal vortex]

it loaded my settings

tragedy

[rocky nacelle]

back to being a pleb like the rest of people with clothes

[paper harness]

v3 coming out in a few weeks

[north sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/colin-robinson-vampire-energy-what-gif-21090270

[hushed knoll]

Classic Frogcast l

[rocky nacelle]

🥱

[dense field]

If you're open to opinions, I'd say it's not the best support core you could've gone for. I mean, stunstorm is right there, and It segways well into martyrdom, which gives you both damage and survivability. And with 8 spare points you can further improve any aspect.

[paper harness]

No duellist

[solar gorge]

wow

idk what that is

[paper harness]

What is that build

[grizzled aspen]

8 spare points.

[woeful oyster]

Believe me, I have a hard time coming to terms with going left side piety. But for the sake of ultimate support role I at least want to try it. I’ve played it with backstabber branch and I’m defiantly not disagreeing with anything you or the other guys suggested. It’s just if you HAD to forego that branch for the sake of support where would you go?

[marsh plume]

Ok guys new to zealot, for a stealth build can you use Invocation of Death or is it not worth it?

[paper harness]

I do not read paragraphs posted in discord

[dense field]

based

[grizzled aspen]

2 to grab duellist, 4 to grab second wind, 2 to grab sustained assault.

Build fixed.

[rocky nacelle]

writes a darktide balance manifesto

[royal vortex]

based illiteracymaxing

no readcore aesthetics here

[drifting wolf]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-try-not-to-laugh-gif-7682731162751353849

[paper harness]

Which one

[hard nexus]

touch funkopop

[rocky nacelle]

exactly

[opal star]

hey do you guys fw my dclaw build

[paper harness]

I should share the stealth one here

[opal star]

dclaw for ogryn trust

[royal vortex]

you'll have to be my surrogate as i dont have any

[hard nexus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046913589614747719/1292308167555944542/caption_1.gif

[hard nexus]

i don’t either

thankfully

[paper harness]

I want a half dodge on a duelling sword

[fleet zealot]

most ethical build

[opal star]

https://tenor.com/view/mgrr-mgr-mgr-raiden-handshake-hug-gif-25122328

[royal vortex]

the only thing i have that is even remotely similar is the blahaj

[grizzled aspen]

I technically do.

[hard nexus]

i have one of those too

[drifting wolf]

invest into chunkopops

[opal star]

now nobody can bitch about me not picking the poopenfarten talent

[grizzled aspen]

My brother was gifted a Yennefer funkopop for his birthday by one of his friends.

[woeful oyster]

Only reason I chose piety is because it’s the only keystone with a support modifier. No doubt stunstorm is the stagger clutch revive king. But Fatshark put the incendiary in the middle where the support ability is so I just aligned with that.

[royal vortex]

i want a little chud wojak bobblehead

[grizzled aspen]

They are no longer friends.

[royal vortex]

discord put the "this is not a word" red line under 'chud wojak' at the last moment

[paper harness]

I want this as a funkopop

[royal vortex]

i can't describe my ideal ogryn funkopop in this server

[drifting wolf]

need life sized ogryn plush

[royal vortex]

the wardens would obliterate me

[paper harness]

Yeah you can

[coarse birch]

bad

[royal vortex]

dough can probably guess

[north sedge]

i mean, if you want ultimate support play vet

[paper harness]

Mods aren’t real

[grizzled aspen]

You can describe it.

But only once.

[royal vortex]

the last time i thought i was clear i made a joke about sounding and then catfish immediately started typing

[paper harness]

Sequens too busy in his own discord to even post in here

Catfish died (she read her discord DMs)

[coarse birch]

the people do not need to know

[solar gorge]

i have yet to see sequens post once

[coarse birch]

about your ideal ogryn funkopop

[north sedge]

incredible

[royal vortex]

you are blessed with the knowledge

[coarse birch]

blessed is certainly a term

[royal vortex]

actually the scariest shit to ever happen to me on the internet

[drifting wolf]

down catastrophically category 5

[dense field]

Support part of piety is "spend 6 talent points to give your teammates 5% crit chance". It's not great at it's job.

[royal vortex]

i could spend 12 talent points to give my teammates 2.5% crit chance

don't test me

[north sedge]

i think one of the classic funny bits here still is stan accidentally ghosting the Judge multiple times

[ornate bone]

Each time I type "goon" I accept it might be the last

https://tenor.com/view/screaming-seal-gif-25653837

[solar gorge]

the judge, like the big white bald dude ?

[opal star]

erm acktually it's 10% ☝️🤓

[tame mirage]

the best "support" in darktide is doing damage and not dying lol

[woeful oyster]

Lmao you ain’t wrong man. Damn when you put it like that…

[north sedge]

the guy who voices the judge

[fleet zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/vaca-leite-nariz-aabb-gif-18486812

[dense field]

I'd spend 12 talent points to die instantly

[grizzled aspen]

This is very unlikely, have you seen 2am zealout chat convos?

[drifting wolf]

the best support is playing witch hunter captain veteran

[solar gorge]

he used to be somewhat active iremember yeah

[drifting wolf]

i help myself and my team kill things faster

[north sedge]

stan was supposed to play with him but kept missing his messages

it was very funny

[coarse birch]

classic stan

[drifting wolf]

heartbreaking

[solar gorge]

judge is not a big enough e-celeb to play with stan

[hushed knoll]

gibt es das in DE nicht wzf oida

????

[grizzled aspen]

I think if I missed an opportunity to play with the judge I'd kill myself, tbh.

[drifting wolf]

he had a chance to play with THE stan and was ignored

[grizzled aspen]

Such a cool voice.

[hushed knoll]

Lambda has betrayed me

[grizzled aspen]

That'd be like missing an opportunity to play halo with the guy who plays chief.

[hushed knoll]

I DIDN'T MEAN TO

OH MY GOD

[opal star]

an opportunity to play call of duty with the guy who plays duty

[solar gorge]

idk

[hushed knoll]

I'M FOREVER KISSING MYSELF FOR THAG MOMEUTN

[solar gorge]

never seen cheerios

[hushed knoll]

KICKING

FOR THAT MOMENT

[drifting wolf]

imagine what he felt

[hushed knoll]

JUDGE NO

ILY

[solar gorge]

i gogled it and they look like cereal that would give me ball cancer

[hushed knoll]

[drifting wolf]

absolutely devastating

[hushed knoll]

[grizzled aspen]

You should kick yourself every time you ruin food, too.

[solar gorge]

sex facing ball cancer, that's a new low.,..

[opal star]

the.. cheerios?

[solar gorge]

i'm very disappointed

[hushed knoll]

It's not a sex face

Cheerios are amazing to swallow dry one by one

It's fun

[opal star]

shikanoko

[solar gorge]

i'll look tomorrow to see if there's any

but i probably won't try it

[drifting wolf]

there are more cereals out there that fit that role

there are two subspecies of cheerio, honey-nut and generic dry husk

[opal star]

and most of them are marketed towards kids

[drifting wolf]

guess which one is healthier for you

[opal star]

neither

[opal star]

eat raw grain

[drifting wolf]

that is correct

[solar gorge]

debunk this @hushed knoll

[hushed knoll]

They called it that

It's not what it is though

[solar gorge]

then what is it

[north sedge]

well sure, orgasmface is a bit too long

[hushed knoll]

Oh my God

[hushed knoll]

It's just a wtf cringe face

[solar gorge]

it's certainly isn't acid do mathematics,

that's not an emotion

[hushed knoll]

You're not an emotion

[solar gorge]

true true

[drifting wolf]

that's a display of disgust

[hushed knoll]

This is making me bed angel

[drifting wolf]

my condolences

[hushed knoll]

If you ever have crispy linens you would understand

Crisp

Not crispy

Ew

I meant crisp

[north sedge]

🤔

[solar gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/crunch-cat-cat-eating-cat-bow-tie-cat-crunch-emote-gif-3331174923798145954

[hushed knoll]

Tf does this mean

[hushed knoll]

What

[solar gorge]

cripsy

[drifting wolf]

bone crusher

[placid fiber]

potatoes

Yeah crispy bone crushing potatoes

[south grove]

how do you lads change keybindings and get used to it quickly

I found a more optimal keybinding

just can't get used to it yet

[fleet zealot]

sexface

[placid fiber]

I don't, I have the default keybinds on pretty much all but the tag

[fleet zealot]

i dont change keybinds unless it genuinely is annoying me

[placid fiber]

like t to tag is annoying

[south grove]

I'm tired of pressing g for knives

[placid fiber]

Change it to mouse wheel scroll up

[sterile basalt]

I play almost identical keybinds for every game I play

[placid fiber]

^ that too

[south grove]

I synced darktide with halo infinite

I wish there'd be an option to bind multiple keys to the same action

like c and g being grenade in infinite

[north sedge]

im gonna use the default sm2 keybinds on every game now (absolutely not wtf was that shit)

[fleet zealot]

see i just don't use knives

[placid fiber]

Was it as bad as default dark souls mouse and keyboard?

[hushed knoll]

[hushed knoll]

No

[placid fiber]

Alright

U asked for it

[south grove]

is there a mod to bind multiple keys to one action?

[north sedge]

c to parry, middle mouse is aim

[hushed knoll]

NO

[south grove]

I need it

[sterile basalt]

I also have one of the most cursed keybinds ever

[placid fiber]

[hushed knoll]

Drake pill no

Dark

Don't do it

[placid fiber]

I sex faced u back

[opal star]

T to ping
middle mouse is aim
firing on right click and melee on left click
C to parry/block
space to dodge

[hushed knoll]

It's not a sex face

[solar gorge]

i had to rebind everything truly a modern massacre

[placid fiber]

Jesus wtf is that shit?!

[north sedge]

completely baffling keybinds

yea

same

[opal star]

https://tenor.com/view/its-peak-peak-fiction-one-piece-gif-26139262

[tame mirage]

I found a yt video about LONER being the BEST aura because it makes disablers not single you out APPARENTLY

lol

[hushed knoll]

No

[solar gorge]

aliens made the key mapping for sm2

[north sedge]

a friend of mine did the tutorial with them despite me telling him to change everything immediately and he was like "wow this game is hard"

[opal star]

why are yall arguing this much about an edited pepe

[placid fiber]

Literally is lol

[hushed knoll]

No

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/card-no-u-wave-uno-card-gif-15455638

[placid fiber]

I took 1 look at that and I already knew it was worse than dark souls keybinds lol

Which is saying something lol

[south grove]

finally made a new hud

it's hella schizophrenic tho

[rocky nacelle]

fuck sejuani

and fuck moo deng!!!

[marsh plume]

Hey guys so is invocation of death ever worth using with shroudfield?

New to zealot and am curious

[fleet zealot]

if you are going crit yes

[marsh plume]

Awesome

[fleet zealot]

if not, you will get more value with backstab cdr

[marsh plume]

Fair

[south grove]

met an ogryn called tagilla today @grizzled aspen

had the fit n everything

[marsh plume]

Would it be bad to pair them together?

[fleet zealot]

no need to double stack cdr

[marsh plume]

Ahh ok

[fleet zealot]

the points are better elsewhere

[marsh plume]

Cool ty ty

[placid fiber]

Yeah, like on hp damage cdr

[fleet zealot]

shredder, hp damage cdr

what else can i run

[placid fiber]

Taxe 4

[fleet zealot]

2 wounds but i don't take martyrdom

[pale spindle]

OK so ew league but based moo Deng

So Idk I feel unbothered

[fleet zealot]

0i just pretend league doesn't exist

[pale spindle]

I wish 😔

[fleet zealot]

wdym that is from teamfight tactics and legends of runeterra

[pale spindle]

I wish I can just delete my diamond games inside my head

The shame

[fleet zealot]

league fuckin broke me

[pale spindle]

When 99% of your community and content creators is trash talking professional teams and balancing

[fleet zealot]

i was d1, promos to masters, spamming warwick jungle. fuckin first 2 wins, then 3 losses in a row ALL because someone inted or just ragequit

[pale spindle]

U know something just isn't right

[fleet zealot]

like hard intentional

[placid fiber]

I feel like league is a cess pool

[fleet zealot]

it is

[pale spindle]

When I stopped playing league, my sleep improved, I got promoted in my job, I lost 20 lbs, my depression decreased, my social life improved

[fleet zealot]

i'm so glad i quit

[pale spindle]

Literally a net benefit

[fleet zealot]

i rehab'd with bloons td6

and i'm a recovering moba ranked addict

[rocky nacelle]

weak

you just weren’t strong enough to stay in the ranked trenches

[placid fiber]

When I quit League... ... ... wait... I never played league

[rocky nacelle]

retired to a small house on a hill

living peacefully

couldn’t be me

[fleet zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/cant-handle-the-truth-gif-7916035

[placid fiber]

I have long since been out of the pvp game, and I've been drastically happier since

[fleet zealot]

the trenches never end

[rocky nacelle]

until ranked “team” games die

they will never end

[placid fiber]

Tru

[pale spindle]

Some of my friends are begging me to get on OW2

[fleet zealot]

i blame valve

they put young teenage me on dota 2 alpha test

just for having bought orange box at best buy

[placid fiber]

Oof

[fleet zealot]

all downhill from there

[placid fiber]

Sounds about right

[opal star]

PC gamers when they stop playing PvP

[pale spindle]

Now we are all addicted to Darktide 😔

At least this game doesn't require you to play hours at a time

And destroy your sleep schedule

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-friday-feels-dance-snoopy-gif-6444821142554113181

It's almost like... competitive pvp games... hear me out and let me cook with this...

they aren't... good for you...

Nah

That's crazy talk

[buoyant pecan]

Its not the games.

Its the people who play them

[pale spindle]

All sports in general generate toxic communities

It's how you profit off of cultists

[buoyant pecan]

[north sedge]

gamers bad, doesn't matter what genre

[buoyant pecan]

^

[placid fiber]

^

[buoyant pecan]

Gamers are the worst part of gaming

[placid fiber]

Yeah, who tf wants to interact with people?

smh my head

[placid fiber]

Ngl I've been in that position many times lol

[buoyant pecan]

Especially on competitive team games. When bad plays are made they blame others instead of themselves.

[placid fiber]

Sweating tf out, nearly sliding out of my chair

desperate af

[buoyant pecan]

If only the Gamer would realize that he is the only part of the game he can control in those scenarios.

[placid fiber]

Gamers having some degree of modesty or self awareness? Pffft, couldn't be me

[sour oxide]

Me personally I blame Cole whenever something goes wrong. Doesn’t matter if he’s in the group. He had something to do with it

[pale spindle]

Gamers can't admit fault for anything because it's their only position in their life they have control over

[placid fiber]

He mentally traumatized you into wanting to be better, everything is Cole's fault...

[sour oxide]

perchance 🤌

[placid fiber]

Sounds like the name of a game or smthing

[paper harness]

getting there

[sour oxide]

Running out of symbols there my guy

[placid fiber]

Meanwhile me using the same symbols all over my loadouts to help me know which loadout uses what

Shield for Marty, orb for clutch build, etc

[sour oxide]

It adds to the excitements. Is this my DS build or my no-blitz meme build you never know!

[placid fiber]

Meanwhile I'm like: Do I wanna be tanky, or have cdr?

[sour oxide]

Then if it’s the wrong build…you guessed it. Coles fault

[placid fiber]

As it should be ^

Like when I joined clad's game disoriented and confused

and fell into the pit...

Cole's fault

[sour oxide]

I saw him push you ngl

[placid fiber]

Tru

[sour oxide]

Probably should @spare talon so he knows we know

[rotund shoal]

trying to decide which dead space to play and the internet is literally the most split ive seen in my life

insane

nobody has the same opinion

[south grove]

what happened man?

[placid fiber]

@spare talon Yeah, Cole, we be blaming you for our problems your mistakes

[south grove]

did I miss something that happened?

[rotund shoal]

hm?

[south grove]

I saw smth about lasting 3 years or smth like that

[rotund shoal]

ah no money wise

[placid fiber]

John is gonna murder us in our sleeps

We shoulda seen it coming

[south grove]

mr sandman

give me a dream

[placid fiber]

Especially when he tried to murder me with a fork

thanksgiving

[sour oxide]

I’m still trying to wrap my head around “smth”

[spare talon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046913589614747719/1284620687012659200/4x-2.gif

[rotund shoal]

really

[south grove]

am I too gen alpha for you

[rotund shoal]

i mean

rlly?

[rotund shoal]

lmao are you gen alpha

[south grove]

no

[placid fiber]

I think I'm technically a millenial

however u spell that

[sour oxide]

Gen x I hate everyone because of my parents

[placid fiber]

As you should

[rotund shoal]

gen x is good

millenials r cringe

[south grove]

my parents are gen x but acts like the silent generation

[placid fiber]

I mean, did you ever have any doubt?

😉

[rotund shoal]

nop

[sour oxide]

What is the latest generation. Gen bruh?

[placid fiber]

That's what Cole did to me

[south grove]

almost there

gen beta I think

dunno

[lunar fable]

gen skibidi

[south grove]

don't care

[placid fiber]

THen next is gen copium

[sour oxide]

Fitting

[paper harness]

finally done

[rotund shoal]

i think gen alpha is the newest that is self aware

gen bruh is still in potato mode

[placid fiber]

MOAR!

Make another zealot!

And use MOAR BUILDS

https://tenor.com/view/bullish-crypto-hype-i-want-more-lets-do-this-gif-1852269844701917269

[sour oxide]

I feel like there used to be e more time between generations

Now everyone just wants to be unique

[rotund shoal]

yeah it doesnt make sense it should be at least 20 years

so ppl can have children

[placid fiber]

Not me, I wanna be less unique... GET RID OF MY FUCKING MENTAL PROBLEMS DAMMIT!!!

COLE!

GET RID OF THEM COLE!

[sour oxide]

Gonna start my own gen. Gen GFY. All ages welcome

[rocky nacelle]

we are in the worst gen

[placid fiber]

give freddy yogurt

[rocky nacelle]

gen noob.

[sour oxide]

Cept everyone after 90

[rotund shoal]

thats like 95% of this chat

[merry flume]

who's we

[rocky nacelle]

gen noob

[sour oxide]

Well Gfys

[merry flume]

sucks to be a noob,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

[rocky nacelle]

would hate to be a noob in todays age

[placid fiber]

Well it sucks to be alive, so...

[sour oxide]

Imma write Cole in for November. He can fix this mess

[placid fiber]

cloak

[spare talon]

https://tenor.com/view/steamhappy-steamsad-steamangry-steammad-steamangy-gif-10453971517039865787

[south grove]

is my hud too complicated?

I tried my best to make it look nice

[placid fiber]

It ain't november, gtfo

[opal star]

darktide players incapable of moving their eyes from the middle of the screen

[rotund shoal]

not enough CLEAVE!!

[sour oxide]

It’s the mmo syndrome

[south grove]

this was literally the first time I made a customhud

[opal star]

tunnel vision

[south grove]

everyone else did it so I thought I'd do it too

[opal star]

if everyone else jumped off a bridge

[south grove]

yes

[placid fiber]

Yep

[rocky nacelle]

ive never played an MMO speak for yourself

its a boomer shooter syndrome for me

[spare talon]

darktide is an mmo

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/doomguy-doom-e1m1-cacodemon-gif-19329571

[rotund shoal]

helps for real

[sour oxide]

True I forgot no free look back in the doom days

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/stop-talking-gif-16041412329124270241

[opal star]

he's turning on armor lock trust

[rocky nacelle]

ok

back to getting 4 piece stun locked by silent hill nurses

https://tenor.com/view/yakuza-kiryu-kazuma-walk-away-ending-yakuza-the-song-of-life-gif-26311879

[sour oxide]

Kinky

[opal star]

4 piece stun locked by bad bitches

[paper harness]

Now it moves onto naming weapons

[placid fiber]

I mean it has a lot of massive douchbags and it is multiplayer and it is online

[spare talon]

this is sexual harrassment
i am being violated with this here

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/stop-talking-gif-16041412329124270241

[opal star]

https://tenor.com/view/hannibal-buress-right-booing-gif-13861878

[rocky nacelle]

I realized that and it made it 10x more annoying scrolling servers

we have to live with it

its aids

[timid pilot]

what do you guys like on your curios for martyr zealot?

[sour oxide]

We need gamespy back

[rocky nacelle]

2 wound 17 tough

[opal star]

wound toughness health

[paper harness]

Mods

[placid fiber]

Why is my build on marty so popular? lol

[spare talon]

https://tenor.com/view/memefi-lfg-go-memeguana-don-guan-gif-235455653505567543

[sour oxide]

Can we get a mod to hold the revolver sideways like a true reject would

[opal star]

what about upside down

like hear me out

[sour oxide]

Seems safe

[placid fiber]

Looks like a great way to break your pinky finger

[opal star]

aint nothin a bit of medicae cant fix

[vocal pulsar]

he's likely shooting .38

wont be breaking a finger

[placid fiber]

I don't know my guns lol

[opal star]

oh my god

[sour oxide]

Looks more like a 44

[vocal pulsar]

you'd probably start risking injury at 44 magnum

[placid fiber]

What about if they made a 69 magnum?

[sour oxide]

Last time I was at the range the guy next to me was shooting a sw500. I could feel my heart skip every shot

[spare talon]

i hate they way he holds those

with a passion

[vocal pulsar]

cylinder is too short

[royal vortex]

the fuck did i just open this channel to

[vocal pulsar]

its sw model 929m chambered in 9mm

[sour oxide]

Zealot advice

[vocal pulsar]

https://www.smith-wesson.com/product/n-frame-170341

[spare talon]

i thought you were chronically online
have you not seen this image before

[royal vortex]

zealot chat is LAWLESS

can't believe this

[placid fiber]

Pfft, what does this look like... a zealot-class channel on a darktide discord? Get real man

[merry flume]

the whitest person you know uses this image

[sour oxide]

This chat saves lives.

[spare talon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046913589614747719/1292603468497944698/RDT_20241005_190228553576971513151217.gif

[placid fiber]

wtf is that cat?

[paper harness]

The wardens hide in their specific channels

[sour oxide]

Let us common folk slug it out

[fleet zealot]

what the fuck

why we postin cock

[placid fiber]

Okay if michael had 24 berries and ate 1 per mile on an decade walk, while going uphill on a wave... calculate the mass of the sun

[rocky nacelle]

I’ve been holding back on memes that have ninja in it and this mf straight up posts it

[south grove]

teamwiped bc I fell off the edge

[rocky nacelle]

whiter than ranch

[fleet zealot]

i guess today is the day zealot caht gets destroyed by the mods

[south grove]

everyone else died almost immediately after

[merry flume]

because the line steppers saw what cole posted and now they wanna do it

[sour oxide]

Is the answer threeve?

[opal star]

how #zealot-class be looking at you when you look for advice about the zealot class

[placid fiber]

No, it's Cole's problem

[sour oxide]

Dammit Cole gave me the wrong answer

[placid fiber]

ikr?

Like dude

[rocky nacelle]

can’t believe the whitest person since adachi posts that dog image in here

[south grove]

why is it my fault that people shoot at me

[rocky nacelle]

lmfao

[sour oxide]

You saying we are a bunch of hot questionably aged ladies

[south grove]

it's literally their problem

[opal star]

I see why he doesn't except no I don't I want to lop his hands off

[merry flume]

that shit is so crazy to me but this is a warhammer discord so

[placid fiber]

Yeah, that's who is asking Cole

[south grove]

"you're blocking my shots"

[opal star]

sometimes I wish I was

[rocky nacelle]

I’ve been holding back on memes with the n word in them so long lmfao

[south grove]

shut the fuck up and stop camping in the back

[rocky nacelle]

from my phone

[south grove]

jesus christ

[rocky nacelle]

craziness

[opal star]

[ornate bone]

HOLY FUCK WE ARE CHAOTIC RIGHT NOW

[sour oxide]

Paradise about to undo their belt for this one

[south grove]

https://tenor.com/view/free-diddy-diddy-jail-sean-combs-diddy-party-welcome-to-the-diddy-party-gif-4694144555033567974

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/we-live-in-a-society-society-joker-gamers-rise-up-gang-weed-gif-13919217

[opal star]

sTOP WATERBOARDING IT

[tame mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/blåhaj-haj-mobil-weeeeee-speed-driving-gif-5591280404365460062

[opal star]

https://tenor.com/view/yakuza-gif-18148683

[sour oxide]

Has to wash the sin off

[tame mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/omg-i-love-my-blahaj-so-much-just-kidding-die-just-kidding-jk-die-gif-1168887933449646738

[fleet zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/marder-ferret-cute-spin-wiesel-gif-18385357

[tame mirage]

GORE

[south grove]

elf on myself:

[tame mirage]

GORE

[fleet zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/blahaj-gif-27048745

[tame mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/ikea-blahaj-doll-spinning-shark-gif-18118200

[rocky nacelle]

@merry flume I’ve been wanting to post this meme for so long since this is literally zealot chat or stupid discord users

[south grove]

ermmmmm

what the

that's

[spare talon]

what if i said tbh and then lied

[rocky nacelle]

yea no one says anything when cole does it

lmfao

[fleet zealot]

we going to die!

[rocky nacelle]

crazy

[merry flume]

me on vr saying it and the pastiest whitest person you've ever met tries moderating my speech

[rocky nacelle]

LMFAO

No funny shit

[south grove]

erhhhhahahhahahahahahhahaha

[rocky nacelle]

it’s annoying out here

[coarse birch]

Look at this guy knowing his guns

[rocky nacelle]

me accidentally saying 🥷🏽 when I was vcing in here once lmfao I think cica was there

[sour oxide]

That was like 5 racist memes ago. Catch up

[south grove]

true gamer

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/hi-fregley-diary-of-a-wimpy-kid-hello-hey-gif-23682422

[vocal pulsar]

i own 6 revolvers

[rocky nacelle]

I’m not saying it cause I’m a gamer stupid

lmfao

[vocal pulsar]

im sorry youve been stanned

[rotund shoal]

use less op weapon noob

[south grove]

i dunno what's happening

[rocky nacelle]

it was definitely fun to say it with people I’m not super familiar with though

[south grove]

I'm just saying things that might make sense

[vocal pulsar]

i carry 10mm

[rocky nacelle]

just one of those moments

[coarse birch]

It was unfortunate

[vocal pulsar]

bolt pistol irl

[coarse birch]

Also play the game

[sour oxide]

Did someone say goonin?

[rotund shoal]

wait para is mexican???

[rocky nacelle]

no stupid

[vocal pulsar]

you play

[rocky nacelle]

I would hate to be latinx

[vocal pulsar]

dark souls man

[coarse birch]

Fine

[south grove]

guess his level!

[rocky nacelle]

it says 83

right there

[south grove]

no cheating para

[rocky nacelle]

I use my eyeballs

[sour oxide]

Is it theeve?

[south grove]

stop doing that para

put your eyes down

[rocky nacelle]

true back to sh2

https://tenor.com/view/silent-hill2-remake-james-sunderland-gif-27590316

[placid fiber]

Doesn't matter the level, he's still a failure

[pale spindle]

I once got instant banned for saying:

Gr!ngo

[acoustic dune]

so hows the playthrough paradise

[merry flume]

why did you censor it

[sour oxide]

How? You’re a whale

You can’t be held responsible

[pale spindle]

Because it was bot

I have no idea if this server uses the same one

Now every time I'm on discord I'm afraid of using it ☠️

[lusty turtle]

none of that thanks, don't care if its a common meme, slurs are a bannable offence. Same goes for @spare talon do not post that shit here

[placid fiber]

What's wrong with greens going?

[merry flume]

i was waiting for this

[sour oxide]

I hear the theme song

[rotund shoal]

orcas are smart enough to be morally responsible

[pale spindle]

guys its inevitable, Sweden hides the runnaway nazis 😔

[sour oxide]

This one can’t spell orca so there’s that

[placid fiber]

I finally see the orca... I've always seen a penguin or something when I looked at your pfp lol

[pale spindle]

ill take it 😎

[rotund shoal]

i imagine it hitting its flippers aimlessly at the keyboard so for that measure doing pretty good

kind of like ogryn minigame

[visual stream]

Did you know orcas play with their food while it's alive

[placid fiber]

Yep, so do dolphins

[visual stream]

They tail slap seals dozens of feet into the air for sport

[rotund shoal]

me too

but my food is burgers

[sour oxide]

Dolphins will try and bang you orcas don’t cross that line

[placid fiber]

Dolphins play pass the pufferfish all the time

[visual stream]

Yeah dolphins are irredeemable

[visual stream]

Pink dolphins take it a step further

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/excited-dolphin-shaking-head-gif-13882573

[visual stream]

They sure do love head-ized fish

[opal star]

at least a shark will just kill me like damn

[rotund shoal]

goddamit

[sour oxide]

Someone leak orkas OF

[lusty turtle]

Also no posting NSFW, just cause we let the chats be more casual, doesn't mean the rules aren't still in place

[pale spindle]

i find it ironic that humans are talking about the morality of dolphins 😏

[placid fiber]

^

[sour oxide]

LOL savage

[rotund shoal]

i have not gone on any murder sprees my entire life

[placid fiber]

Thank you for watching over us. o7

[rotund shoal]

so i feel pretty ok throwing rocks at their glass houses

[opal star]

how about throwing glass at rock houses

[pine glacier]

this feels like it should be followed with "yet"

[rotund shoal]

i guess technically ive done tht?

[sour oxide]

The house had it coming ngl

[placid fiber]

Depends on the type... tamriel glass weapons? Probably a problem... real life glass...? Probably not

[pine glacier]

brother is victimblaming a damn house

[sour oxide]

Naw like the needle gun in halo kinda glass

[sour oxide]

Smug ass house

[placid fiber]

I mean... that explodes, so...

[pine glacier]

bruhh

[rotund shoal]

this is the 3rd time this chat thinks im going to commit mass murder for some reason

[placid fiber]

Wait you aren't
?

Phew

Close call

[rotund shoal]

i assume its my sigma wolf vibes

awooooo

[sour oxide]

John….Wayne Gacy

[mental lance]

bolt pistol or bolter?

[placid fiber]

But aren't the beta ones the ones more likely to do it...?

[pine glacier]

I WAS ABOUT TO SAY THIS

[placid fiber]

cuz of feeling not manly enough or w/e?

[visual stream]

Where my omegaverse gang at

[opal star]

your

your what

[visual stream]

Any alphas in chat rn

[sour oxide]

See John with all the fame you automatically get with the name, you gotta take the bad with the good too.

[rotund shoal]

bolt pistol is a precision pistol that shoots bolts
bolter is an explosion you point at a group

[placid fiber]

Cause think about it... u never know what a beta is gonna do

[pine glacier]

you need to stop right now

[mental lance]

gotcha

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/licking-failarmy-taste-it-yummy-delicious-gif-10486140191804653605

[visual stream]

Reasonable response

[placid fiber]

Apparently my cat likes cheese lol

[pine glacier]

this is common

[sour oxide]

Cheese tax is a real thing

[rotund shoal]

wish i had bought parmesan

[placid fiber]

Stan will argue tooth and nail against it tho lol

[visual stream]

Brainrot is on a knee-jerk response now

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https://tenor.com/view/patrick-star-dumb-empty-head-moron-spongebob-gif-11976325420190756370

me ^

[pine glacier]

people are allowed to be wrong

[placid fiber]

Shhh, don't tell them that

Then we'll get lacerate flesh tearer zealots in here...

or worse yet... lacerate haymaker ones...

[pine glacier]

the actual betas

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The ones worse than betas

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Too late I'm already here wsg

[placid fiber]

That emote is just so good

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Me m1ing the crusher 8 billion times so I can watch it die eventually

[placid fiber]

inb4 the taxe zealot kills it faster than u

[rotund shoal]

some level of me is convinced that the toxicoplasmosis thing is real

since i like cats tooo much

[pine glacier]

https://tenor.com/view/boy-aint-right-smh-king-of-the-hill-gif-18152042

[rotund shoal]

i could watch that flashbang cat gif forever

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Well it is confirmed real

I think I probably have it but I'm not like obsessed

[pine glacier]

it very much is

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I just like rubbing my face on my two kites and givin em a lil smooch

[placid fiber]

This? lol

[rotund shoal]

yeah i mean the part about it affecting the brain to make you like cats

[placid fiber]

I mean it probably can

[pine glacier]

you forgot to end that sentence with

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Some people aren't that much smarter than cats... and I mean the really really dumb cats...

[rotund shoal]

nah the really really dumb cats arent sure theyre alive

[placid fiber]

That's what I"m saying

[rotund shoal]

if youre not aware youre alive in human terms

youre disabled

and living with a caretaker

[placid fiber]

I mean people can be so mentally crippled that... well... might as well be a disability

and I don't mean the ones affected by mental disorders

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Rq since we're talking ab cats let's make sure we're on the same page that people who keep outdoor cats are stupid

[rotund shoal]

depends on the neighborhood

in european "suburbs" its quite safe

[placid fiber]

Outdoor cats = shorter lifed cats