zealot-class

[grizzled aspen]

Dclaw comes with shred.

[hard nexus]

just enough crit chance to be critting once every 4 seconds

[paper harness]

[grizzled aspen]

Your actual choices are martyrdom or IJ.

So...

Easy choice there, methinks.

[paper harness]

80% of builds are IJ

Or should be

[hard nexus]

i wish dclaw had riposte

instead of shred

i don’t like shred

[remote lark]

when do you st art taking chip damage through touness

wow

[hard nexus]

any time you’re below 100%

[remote lark]

when do you start taking chip damage through toughness

[paper harness]

The second it drops below 100

[remote lark]

100 or 100%

[paper harness]

100%

[remote lark]

how do martyr builds not just

die to chip damage then

[paper harness]

They do

[hard nexus]

if you’re at 99% toughness, you take 1% damage and the rest is absorbed by toughness

[paper harness]

[remote lark]

💀

[hard nexus]

the ideal “super tanky” builds seem fun on paper but, yes, they die to chip a lot

[ocean geode]

Thanks I will try that. And pretty much anything hard hitting for ranged right?

[hard nexus]

yeah

[paper harness]

If you see a Martydom build without a shit load of defense, you are either playing with a god or an idiot, or both

[stone fern]

@paper harness

[grizzled aspen]

I am a godly idiot, then.

[hard nexus]

mmm

no

just an idiot

[grizzled aspen]

Uh huh.

Shut up, girlstink.

[hard nexus]

chat

[remote lark]

[grizzled aspen]

[paper harness]

I haven’t seen him play Martydom

I cannot judge

[hard nexus]

what do we think about running 3 +3 stam curios on kinetic deflection psyker

and running dclaw

[remote lark]

recc weapons for martyr?

does it even matter?

[paper harness]

[grizzled aspen]

Dumb.

[hard nexus]

it’d be funny

[grizzled aspen]

Don't need stam curios if running kd.

[stone fern]

stam is good on psyker

do it

[hard nexus]

pygex posted a clip of it earlier

[paper harness]

Anything that hits breakpoints

[grizzled aspen]

Crusher.

[stone fern]

ignore frog

stamina good

[grizzled aspen]

Bonk.

[hard nexus]

very helpful

[paper harness]

That is helpful

[grizzled aspen]

Ignoring me is a bad idea.

[hard nexus]

slower weapons, so the attack speed can help the most

[paper harness]

If Martydom cannot hit bps it’s pointless

[remote lark]

MATYRDOM THAMMER

[hard nexus]

evis, thammer, hsword,

[paper harness]

Die

[remote lark]

[hard nexus]

dorn hates thunder hammer so much

it’s very funny

[grizzled aspen]

If you run martyr hammer you should explode.

[hard nexus]

i used to

it’s fun

not very good in all honesty

but fun

[stone fern]

ok 'nade 2

[grizzled aspen]

That was before crucis could 1shot crushers though.

[stone fern]

form ur own opinions

[hard nexus]

also true

[stone fern]

marty thammer is good and fun

[grizzled aspen]

Nade copied my opinion, you ape.

[hard nexus]

it’s so fucking cold in this office

[grizzled aspen]

Do not brand me with that godforsaken title.

[hard nexus]

eugh

i don’t even like

work yet

i’m just sitting here doing nothing

[stone fern]

someone put frog in the dorn picture

[grizzled aspen]

Have you considered warming up?

[hard nexus]

at least i’m getting paid

[stone fern]

I will simply

[paper harness]

IJ is mostly superior to the other keystones unless you like book

[stone fern]

SHRIMPLY

play what i want

[grizzled aspen]

Ok, well, you're being dumb with all that wasted damage on thammer.

[hard nexus]

how dare you

[stone fern]

(which is marty thammer)

[hard nexus]

dorn hasn’t approved it

[stone fern]

d-damn....

[grizzled aspen]

Crusher martyr fucks though.

[remote lark]

i wanna try knife martyr

i think

[nimble fiber]

just make a fire

[stone fern]

i forogt to think of dorn.....

[hard nexus]

good idea

[paper harness]

No you don’t

[hard nexus]

the hurricane will put it out

[remote lark]

dorn

[paper harness]

Do you like rsi

[opal star]

with chainsword/evis revved attacks am I supposed to use fury of the faithful before or after the first hit

[remote lark]

i'm going to show up at your house

rsi?

[paper harness]

Carpal tunnel?

[remote lark]

i have cubital tunnel from playing mmos

[hard nexus]

repetitive stress injury i believe

[nimble fiber]

ann

[remote lark]

💀

[grizzled aspen]

After the initial hit.

Like while sawing.

[opal star]

damn, still?

[hard nexus]

yeah

[grizzled aspen]

Yeah?

They never changed it.

[paper harness]

IJ is better than Martydom for knife

[opal star]

fork found in kitchen

[paper harness]

I’m onto defensive economy for the guide

This is why pubs suck

[opal star]

pubs are great (I have no friends)

[paper harness]

Running down to 0 stamina, being out of effective dodges or not dodging at all

[remote lark]

wait how do you even get 8 wounds to maximise martyr
its +3 from curio +2 from talent

from a base of 2

thats 7

[paper harness]

Yes

[opal star]

I’m

[paper harness]

Lower difficulties

[opal star]

Fairly certain you get 1 less wound in damna- yeah

[remote lark]

bruh

[paper harness]

Common Martydom L

I often see pubs with sub 100 dodges

When I’m pushing 1400

[stone fern]

damn.... thats crazy

[worn thicket]

what curio is best 2 toughness, 1 health curio or 1 toughness, 2 health curio or 3 health curio?

[paper harness]

2 tough 1 hp

[stone fern]

too bad momentum is gonna get nerfed again

[paper harness]

They won’t

[stone fern]

you said theyll nerf rashad

you said theyll nerf marty

you said well get a balance update...

[paper harness]

Because they should nerf both

[hard nexus]

running to 0 stam is a bad thing?

[paper harness]

Massively

[stone fern]

always believe the opposite of what dorn says

[hard nexus]

i run 0 stam all the time

doesn’t ever mess me up lol

[paper harness]

Being block broken kills you

[stone fern]

ye

[opal star]

personally I would just not get hit

[dark spire]

Isn't health a massive increase compared to toughnes due to base health?

[hard nexus]

then don’t block?

[stone fern]

imagine if you have zero stam and a poxburster runs at you

[hard nexus]

that’s why you play zealot and just

let your stam regen

[dark spire]

I thought the best setup was 2x health 1x stam

[hard nexus]

and then push it

[paper harness]

HP ends up being a noob trap

Given the most dangerous situation to be in is multiple gunners

[opal star]

"yeah sure lemme get an increase to base health"
the poxwalker about to cut your health in half with a slap on the ass anyway:

[paper harness]

Hp curios are nice in theory, if gunners weren’t such a problem

[opal star]

gunners are the fun police

[dense field]

3 stam

[paper harness]

Dogs if your unlucky and get dogged when you shouldn’t

[opal star]

oh yeah let’s add an enemy that stunlocks you to death if you’re out of toughness like THAT’S a great idea

[paper harness]

Yeah, a lot of people including myself want gunner stun removed

[opal star]

can’t even dodge or fotf like

[hard nexus]

at the very least give ogryn TWBS innate

[paper harness]

It’s why 3 toughness on ogryn is mandatory unless you bring the noob trap

[dense field]

good thing we have twbs crutch

[opal star]

oggie seriously needs passive anti-stun holy shit

[olive onyx]

what is TWBS innate

[hard nexus]

thy wrath be swift, stun and gunner knockback immunity

innate would be giving it to ogryn as a passive

[opal star]

TWBS is Thy Wrath Be Swift, which- what meow said

[hard nexus]

ur too slow

[olive onyx]

interesting, just got this game like a week ago and put 70hrs in it
but still learning

[opal star]

my bad for not running twbs

[hard nexus]

tactically getting hit for the speed boost from twbs

[hard nexus]

pawesome

[opal star]

1 wound psyker

[dense field]

it's over

[olive onyx]

1 wound psyker is meta

[dense field]

1 wound total maybe

[opal star]

1 wound psyker when they catch a whiff of that 100% peril

[misty nova]

Leaves immediately

[opal star]

speaking of leaving

what’s up with all these leavers nowadays

[dense field]

after typing 'noob team' in chat

[misty nova]

They don't want the down time of waiting to be rescued

[opal star]

shit I’d LOVE the downtime of waiting to be rescued

hm

you know what I think about the infected moebian 21st

it was an inside job done by people investing in flak damage stocks

[dense field]

you might be onto something

[ashen pike]

I am... starting to enjoy the Heavy Sword-Bolter build.
YOLO yourself at berserker horde and cutting them down in a few swings definitely feels nice

[south grove]

I'm not playing good enough to keep playing

I left probably because I'm going back to malice

[spring storm]

invest in heay chainsword trust

[ocean geode]

What are the moveset for dclaw?

[south grove]

headhunter auto

[south grove]

light light heavy loop

I think

gimme a sec

[ashen pike]

Mk4 dclaw is light1 into heavy 2, loop, no?

[placid fiber]

for hordes?

[ashen pike]

yeah

[placid fiber]

Probably

[marsh plume]

We love the eviscerator

[ocean geode]

He have Mk7. For horde seems like Heavy Light loop. For solo target I can't understand yet

[hard nexus]

heavy light repeat for hordes, parry for single target

[placid fiber]

yeah mk7 is different than the mk4

[spring storm]

thematics (autism)

very important

[nimble fiber]

[marsh plume]

Hey I mean eviscerator is a nice versatile melee weapon

But yes it tickles my thematic fancy too

[slate void]

https://darktide.gameslantern.com/builds/9d30a178-09b7-4741-b76c-214a67bd112d/sword-3
Yey or nay

[spring storm]

me spam revving my chainsword in the elevator

[hard nexus]

parry for single target, or light, heavy, light light, heavy, repeat

(light into heavy overhead, follow up heavy with light overhead, one more light to get back to heavy overhead, repeat)

[marsh plume]

Sorta unrelated but can the mk1 be good? Looks the coolest to me but if its straight up inferior then I won’t bother

[hard nexus]

mk1 sucks

unfortunately

[marsh plume]

Awesome 🤩

Back to eviscerator then!

I will try the better dclaw later

[hard nexus]

a while ago, with @rocky nacelle , we were running a scab only mostly melee, and i vividly remember watching him do 47 damage to a crusher while despairing over mic

[south grove]

you can just get the EWC mod and just make it mk1

[south grove]

parry 47?

what the fuck

[marsh plume]

Yooo true I def need to get mods, for my gunker I use vraks mk5 even though I hate the look of that ugly thing

[hard nexus]

no not parry

[south grove]

man I hate the new renames

[hard nexus]

he was heavy attacking i think

[south grove]

I agree

[remote lark]

i cannot find this penance anywhere

[south grove]

dclaw has terrible armour damage

right?

[hard nexus]

you have to complete a bunch of penances to unlock it

[hard nexus]

yes

[remote lark]

can't find a list

[marsh plume]

Yeah I’m confused why they did that, is it just to confuse any conversation we have abt the game now?

[hard nexus]

[marsh plume]

Valid

[ornate bone]

The list should be in the zealot penances

[south grove]

geedubs sent a retcon officer probably

[hard nexus]

it should be in zealot penances

[marsh plume]

Lmaooo

[hard nexus]

otherwise ur bugged i guess

[remote lark]

oh shit i found it

\

fucking stun grenade

i can see it coming

[south grove]

this one requires the massive amount of enemies stunned with the stun nade

[hard nexus]

flamer in a corridor

[south grove]

ya

[hard nexus]

or heavy sword

or chain sword

[remote lark]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[south grove]

I think control crowds is just stunning

[hard nexus]

oh

[hard nexus]

that stun grenade

penance

[south grove]

open up MMT

[frosty herald]

BAAHAAAAAHAHHAhAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

https://tenor.com/view/laughing-hysterically-hilarious-lol-so-funny-haha-gif-14961978

[south grove]

toss 3 into HI carnival

leave

repeat

that's how I did it

I don't wanna alter my build too much

[hard nexus]

MMT into enhanced blitz carnival, throw all 5, restart

[south grove]

enhanced blitz is maelstrom only right?

don't have the code to that

[ocean geode]

How should I deal with crushers?

[south grove]

parries

[ornate bone]

murder

[south grove]

FOTF

[ornate bone]

dclaw7 doesn't have a proper single target loop

[ocean geode]

I'm testing through creature spawner mod and parry doesn't seem to do even remotely enough damage to not have problems with crushers

[hard nexus]

you can find it on maelstroom.net

[south grove]

literally only way to deal substantial amount of armoured damage is parries

or just yk

[hard nexus]

parry into chastise before it hits, you’ll deal 2.6k damage about

[south grove]

chastise

yea

[hard nexus]

https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/iOV6iJS6omTmAZzPd?invite=cr-MSxnbWksMjA0ODY2MDQ3LA

[hard nexus]

it does

it’s just kind of a pain to do

[nimble fiber]

u meet so many weird creatures in sm2 its crazy

[south grove]

how do ya check for the blitz modifier

[south grove]

meow when she can just pull out her bolter and administer mouse bites:

[remote lark]

meow

[hearty nebula]

real

[remote lark]

i know you cut that video off because the dog got you

[hard nexus]

check flash missions only, click filter missions, it won’t say enhanced blitz but you can look for 3veg, which look like this

[ornate bone]

so it doesn't

[hard nexus]

it actually didn’t

[hard nexus]

hi

[remote lark]

hiiiiiii

[hard nexus]

what

[remote lark]

[hard nexus]

speak

[remote lark]

[hard nexus]

[remote lark]

you should like

play darktide with me

[hard nexus]

im at work

[remote lark]

i always knew you hated me

[hard nexus]

lmfao

when i’m home

i’ll let u know

[remote lark]

okiee

[south grove]

tyyyy

[south grove]

I hate you too

<3

[frosty herald]

you and work???

[grizzled aspen]

We all do.

[remote lark]

i know

[hard nexus]

yeah yeah

[grizzled aspen]

I am also at work. Shit sucks.

[hard nexus]

shits boring

i’m doing nothing

[remote lark]

i'm work

[hard nexus]

at least i’m getting paid for doing nothing

but still

[hard nexus]

omg mavis no

[south grove]

I'm wilsonmaxxing

no work for me today

[ocean geode]

How does parry works? I try to do the perfect timing but seems like wometimes it only fully blocks cruser's overheads, and sometimes it does the proper parry

This is pure timing? I can't properly get it for overheads tho

[grizzled aspen]

You have to parry right before the bonk touches your feet.

[south grove]

I parry when sound plays

[grizzled aspen]

Too early, and you'll just eat the overhead and take like half damage and it'll break your guard, too late, and you go down.

[woeful oyster]

Abandon the parry. Embrace lightning reflexes.

[south grove]

I love shock maul

[woeful oyster]

This is the way

[hard nexus]

get downed still but at least you shocked the crusher

[hearty nebula]

real

[woeful oyster]

Like shooting the mutie with dragons breath. Now you see the mutant better…

[hard nexus]

lmfao

why so demonful

[paper harness]

I’ll play

[opal star]

tragedy of the ledge

[paper harness]

I have some ledge and dodge spots I need to test

[remote lark]

hi dorn

[opal star]

he was a malice boy

she was a heresy girl

[hard nexus]

dorn is the heresy girl???

@paper harness

how do you feel about this

being a heresy girl

[stone fern]

wtf

[remote lark]

https://tenor.com/view/kratos-angry-kratos-god-of-war-rage-beat-up-gif-4477669119756642991

[stone fern]

im the heresy girl here

[paper harness]

I need to make another sticker

[remote lark]

in this time of great crisis

i summon an ancient evil

[opal star]

what did god of war mean by this

[remote lark]

🙏

[paper harness]

That’s not nade

[remote lark]

fuck

[south grove]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/783545628964814848/1121688474022580265/The_Evil_Within.gif

[remote lark]

their name is na
de

close enough

[paper harness]

Demonpost is better

[south grove]

@slate haven

[remote lark]

thank you

now im going to delete my message

[south grove]

erebus would be proud of me

[paper harness]

Why would you do that tintin

[remote lark]

yeah tintin

why are you pinging people for no reason

[stone fern]

FUCK EREBUS

[paper harness]

Why nade man

[south grove]

blackshield my beloved

[south grove]

bc the voices told me

[polar cipher]

what would best zealot talents be for rushing in and playing stupid

[opal star]

until death + holy revenant

[south grove]

what samury said

[gilded cedar]

Erebus goes slow in the passing lane

[south grove]

you get a get out of jail free card every 2 minutes

[south grove]

erebus also summoned badass daemons

[paper harness]

It’s done

[polar cipher]

why did i see a zealot yesterday with 6 wounds

how did they do that

LOL SORRY i have a lot of questions

[paper harness]

Martydom

[south grove]

there's a talent in the martyrdom tree that adds 2 wounds

[paper harness]

@remote lark where are you

[gilded cedar]

He can summon donkey nuts in his mouth too

[polar cipher]

can i still have both of these and martyrdom

[south grove]

yes

[polar cipher]

i dont have the skill tree pulled up atm my game is loading

[south grove]

you can

[polar cipher]

is that a good thing should i do all three of those or is there one better than having wounds

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/ultra-vegito-blue-red-vegito-blue-vegito-blue-vegito-ssjb-vegito-gif-18197203818328787372

[south grove]

wounds aren't actually helpful unless you're going down the martyrdom tree

[frosty herald]

GOATGITO

[marsh plume]

If you’re going for martyrdom build then absolutely bc u can free up curio slots, otherwise prob not

[polar cipher]

this new update and the talents are too much to take in

[gilded cedar]

Wounds are great if you plan on dying instead of getting good

[polar cipher]

whats the meta i just wanna hack and slash without worrying about my team mates skill

[hearty nebula]

honestly there's going to be a point you hit where you aren't going to need until death or holy revenant anyways

if you're at the point of asking what meta is you need to learn basic mechanics first

[frosty herald]

the most nimb numbing build has to be mk15 eviscerator piety stalwart path

[ashen pike]

any breakpoints being lost here on 77% finesse?

[gilded cedar]

I prefer mk3

[south grove]

scrap

not perfect

[marsh plume]

I’m a fan of mostly left side of the tree for my melee build

[south grove]

but no idt there's a breakpoint

[polar cipher]

this is probably true

[south grove]

but you can probably check in the psykcanium

[hard nexus]

stalwart?

[frosty herald]

that 25% toughness DR

[hard nexus]

rashad

[hard nexus]

from what

[polar cipher]

rashad?

[hard nexus]

good balance?

[hard nexus]

combat axe

very mindless to use

[polar cipher]

OH

[remote lark]

hi

[frosty herald]

your giving me an aneurysm

stalwart gives your TDR

[sterile basalt]

Stalwart now gives 25% TDR

[hard nexus]

you’re*

[ashen pike]

screenshot above.

[remote lark]

8822995738

[hard nexus]

what the fuck is stalwart

where is it

[polar cipher]

omg im slow

ty

[frosty herald]

left side of piety

[sterile basalt]

Piety left side subnode

[frosty herald]

are you dumb

are you stupid

are you jonkler sigma?

[vague depot]

What is tdr again

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/me-when-i-sit-on-the-chair-that-makes-me-yap-yakuza-gaiden-like-a-dragon-pirate-yakuza-in-hawaii-hawaii-yakuza-hawai-majima-gif-1875002789278146677

[hard nexus]

ohhh

left tree

[south grove]

why so serious?

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/what-if-the-joker-could-gif-23331973

[ashen pike]

nah, game is giving me 80% mobility rashads.
77% finesse is best I can do with what I have left apparently. wonder what i'll lose, since well, it's all about weakspots and brutal momentum

[hearty nebula]

if you just want braindead build here's what i run. works fine with most melee weapons, but you'll need smth more specialized once you start doing harder content

[dense field]

toughness damage reduction

[vague depot]

Oh that’s sick

[hard nexus]

honestly i’d still rather take right side, you’d crit more for damage and you have enduring faith and/or good balance for TDR

[marsh plume]

What kind of state is eviscerator in rn? I assume its not terrible but how does it stack up to the best options like rashad or dclaw?

[hearty nebula]

it's easy damage. just rev if crusher shows up & heavy attack

[hard nexus]

who told you dclaw is best option lmfao

[austere anvil]

sorry fellow gamers, any tips for how to do a "behind enemy lines" penance? I do what I'm supposed to but I get no points towards the goal, is there a talent I need? or a weapon?

[sterile basalt]

Neither DC sword nor evicerator comes close to Rashad

[frosty herald]

this is more for the damage resistance so you wont have to try as hard

[hard nexus]

but if things are dead then you also don’t have to try so hard

[marsh plume]

Oh nobody I just assumed it was good based on discussions I'd seen here my b 😅

[polar cipher]

i can play any missions now i just uh didnt really care about getting good until recently / didnt care to look at skills or anything... just hack and slash
but ty for the build i will try this

[hard nexus]

no dclaw is not good, it’s very fun, but not very good, relative to other options

[hearty nebula]

we didn't say it was bad, it is good, but it requires effort to make it shine

[marsh plume]

Haha well I'm glad ppl are having fun instead of chasing meta then!

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/sushichaeng-among-us-among-us-meme-shocked-confused-gif-22454610

[ashen pike]

why not get +10% AS and +25% melee dmg instead of those ranged talents?

[hearty nebula]

zarona

[hard nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/this-fucking-sucks-crying-girl-tears-of-joy-clapping-danny-devito-gif-12766761978490409957

[hearty nebula]

[hard nexus]

if you want braindead, just take a generic IJ build

[south grove]

https://tenor.com/view/house-house-md-murder-lupus-gif-6955091101110819613

[hard nexus]

also drop blood redemption for second wind

[south grove]

I want a meat cleaver weapon

[frosty herald]

on what difficulty tho

[hard nexus]

ogryn

[south grove]

no

like

[hard nexus]

that build is not very good in all honesty

[marsh plume]

Awesome ty does it pair well with fury and piety? Those are what I use rn but I'd be fine switching up my build if there's not much synergy

[south grove]

corpse grinder cult

[hearty nebula]

oh you're right i didnt even notice i had it

[hearty nebula]

if you want to use it with fury & piety make sure you're running shred. otherwise i'd stick with th probably

[hard nexus]

that would be cool

[south grove]

something like this

[polar cipher]

any difficulty

[hearty nebula]

honestly i kind of just threw this together after talent rework

[south grove]

or like this

[hearty nebula]

i have wasted points everywhere

[hard nexus]

it is not very good sry to tell u

[ashen pike]

eh, it's really that much better?

[sterile basalt]

Yea

[south grove]

holy fuck this flamer is peak

[hard nexus]

infinitely so, dodge toughness is amazing

[hearty nebula]

i know, but it works for me

[austere anvil]

bump bcs noone anwsered 😦

[ashen pike]

kk

[gilded cedar]

Looks like something thunder warriors would use

[marsh plume]

Sorry for a stupid question but what's th?

[hard nexus]

you basically never run out of toughness with second win, you can gain toughness from being shot at

[polar cipher]

thunder hammer

[sterile basalt]

Stealth, go forward, backstab scab shooters

[polar cipher]

hamner

!!!

[hard nexus]

is behind enemy lines the backstab on ranged enemies while out of coherency?

[south grove]

give us some butcher cosmetics too

[austere anvil]

yes

[frosty herald]

House cawdor crafting the doohickey

[south grove]

I wanna see something macabre

[austere anvil]

but I was doing it but 0/200 still

[ashen pike]

nice.
And here I thought Zealot is already strong af, but I never tried Second Wind yet.

[frosty herald]

FUCKN HAMMER

[polar cipher]

HAMMER

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/war-hammer-hammer-gif-25704599

[sterile basalt]

U need to be out of coherency with loner aura (cannot be near teammates)

[austere anvil]

loner, you mean talent?

[amber igloo]

actually, you can have 1 teammate in coherency

[sterile basalt]

The yellow talent yea

[south grove]

cawdor's is worse

lemme find it

[amber igloo]

since loner won't notice

[hearty nebula]

honestly kind of surprised second wind has no cooldown

[austere anvil]

that gives you permament coherency, which cancel the description at the start?

[gilded cedar]

People running martyr builds or trying to do crit build with thunder hammer now?

[south grove]

literally a fucking stick with a pipe + candle

[hearty nebula]

yes, it's just permanent coherency

[frosty herald]

house cawdor is comprised entirely of cartel members

have you see the utter specimens theyve created out of pipes

[austere anvil]

that some bad writing on the penance in my lang atleast

will try with loner

[north sedge]

crit build is bad on hammer

[hearty nebula]

^

[south grove]

this guy's got the zarona revolver and the pain hood

[north sedge]

either do IJ or marty

[hard nexus]

stealth with rashad with brutal momentum, go to ascension riser til the train event, at the second train, go to the opposite side of the team, and bunch of gunners and shooters will spawn for easy backstab kills

a backstab is counted if you’re about 180 degrees behind an enemy, so it’s very generous, and with a good dodge, you can dodge behind an enemy that’s attacking you

an enemy is only counted as a ranged enemy if they have their gun drawn, so dreg shooters and scab stalkers (the ones that draw melee weapons) will not count once they have engaged in melee, but scab shooters will at all times, along with both gunners and dreg shooters

[gilded cedar]

Figured. Just making sure nothing crazy changed with it while I was gone.

[hard nexus]

with this, you can get about 40-50 in one match on ascension riser

[sterile basalt]

Stalkers are the ones that use melee
Scab shooter cannot draw melee

[hard nexus]

ah thank you

i knew i had it backwards

[austere anvil]

I JUST SAW ENGLISH DESCRIPTION, in my alnguage there is no word about the loner talent

[sterile basalt]

U can also backstab Dreg shotgunners & both gunners very easily since they cannot draw melee weapon

[austere anvil]

that's some bad word

[hard nexus]

lmfao rip

[sterile basalt]

But scab Shotgunner can draw melee

[hard nexus]

yes this too

[sterile basalt]

So u need to stealth kill them

[south grove]

you're slavic?

I'm taking a guess

[hard nexus]

anything else to add? i’m gonna screenshot this for future use

[sterile basalt]

[hard nexus]

so i don’t have to type it out

[sterile basalt]

U can tell dorn to put this in his WIP zealot guide ig

[hard nexus]

lmfao

i don’t think he’s putting penance related stuff in it

[sterile basalt]

I might (?)

Not sure

I revamped the ranged weapon section

[opaque island]

i've never not ran a marty build

[south grove]

today was the first day I saw cawdor redemptionists

what in the actual fuck is this

zealot only melee please?

[remote lark]

me: hi dorn im doing martyr for the first time
dorn: auric maelstrom 🔥 🔥

[south grove]

I'm in love

what the fuck

[south grove]

dorn's built like that

[frosty herald]

underbarrel chainsaw when

[sterile basalt]

I’m still waiting for longlas and hotshot volleygun to be added

[frosty herald]

i need my goddamn melta and greatsword

[gilded cedar]

Flamethrower fun again?

[rotund shoal]

late af reply but i meant it in the sense of "damn i should make my life like that as well"

[south grove]

chainsaw with a flamer

[frosty herald]

this is no joke my favourite cawdor weapon

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/cell-writing-blackbeard-writing-gif-5728066505004548744

[opaque island]

he just like me, he just like me fr

[south grove]

is there a GSC kill team yet?

[rotund shoal]

FUCK DOGS

[south grove]

I need more of them

[opal star]

that's-

[fleet zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/deer-gif-16840215810703717426

[south grove]

I need that barrel furniture

[paper harness]

i blame you for wasting my until death

[remote lark]

💀

[south grove]

I'll kill for this barrel furniture

[remote lark]

ill play one more just without martyr

[opal star]

nurgle holding the remains of a pox hound that tried pouncing a lore accurate ogryn

[south grove]

cute little webber pistol

[south grove]

when the fuck was this

[opal star]

A TRAPPER

KILL HER

[south grove]

how did I miss it

[frosty herald]

first of june

[south grove]

full size webber

[pure hare]

trappers are female?

[rotund shoal]

yes

mentioned in many voice lines

[south grove]

this mining laser reminds me of the 3/FNV laser gatling

[south grove]

yea

[opal star]

a lot of voice lines refer to the trapper as she or they

[frosty herald]

genestealer cult vs votann

[rotund shoal]

obviously fatshark would make the trapping enemy female

[pure hare]

find a job yet?

[rotund shoal]

no im gonna take a break

i have enough for 3 years saved up

[gilded cedar]

Just pretending to be a female. They're a trap..per.

[rotund shoal]

planning to just chill for a year at least

[south grove]

https://tenor.com/view/house-house-md-murder-lupus-gif-6955091101110819613

amputate

[frosty herald]

buy sparking zero now

[south grove]

why haven't we seen any icon bearers in darktide yet

icon bearing is literally the most 40k thing ever

give us human pickaxes btw

[opal star]

WE are the icon bearers

[frozen trench]

Inshallah

[south grove]

needler pistol

need

[south grove]

it's a relic

I wanna see a standard being carried

[copper hawk]

Shut up NOOB

[south grove]

I need an evil version of this guy

[copper hawk]

I need non noob version of U

[opal star]

heretics dont deserve to be cool like that guy

[south grove]

;-;

sorry sir

[frosty herald]

i need your mother

[rotund shoal]

i need a version of cica with even softer hands

[south grove]

you can have her

[rotund shoal]

for

reasons

[opaque island]

im gonna say something that i think alot of people wont like, we need some kind of passive enemy buffer like a standard bearer (vermintide 2 beatmen had something like this i think?)

[copper hawk]

SHUT UP

KILL U

[frosty herald]

now this might sound crazy

[opaque island]

maybe they slap down a nurgle idol or something

[south grove]

yes

[opal star]

this u?

[south grove]

that's what I'm thinking of

[opaque island]

tox bomber already does that

[frosty herald]

just make fatshark port beastmen into darktide

[south grove]

true

beastmen are already a 40k thing

but they need an excuse to find the here

[opaque island]

tox bomber already buffs enemy, im not hearing you out beastmen wouldnt make sense in the deep of a hive city i dont think?

[copper hawk]

Genestealers

[frosty herald]

beastmen are just extremely mutated people

no doubt youd find those in the lowest parts of the hive

[marsh plume]

Abhumans

[copper hawk]

Genestealer cult

[stuck cliff]

I'm a beastman irl

Few know this

[copper hawk]

Ur noob

Irl

[remote lark]

wtf is with these games

[stuck cliff]

Shut up nerd

[copper hawk]

!!

[marsh plume]

But unlike other abhumans they're more susceptible to chaos taint so they're technically not allowed inthe guard anymore

[stuck cliff]

I spit on you

[paper harness]

Noobs die so fast

[stuck cliff]

Hawk tuah

[paper harness]

I smoke now

[remote lark]

i was killing a nurgle and cspawn by myself

[frosty herald]

not actualy

[remote lark]

that psyker did nothing

just died in a corner

[copper hawk]

Tawk tuah the hand noob

[frosty herald]

they fall to chaos easily because the imperium kills them on sight or hates them heavily because of their extreme mutations

[paper harness]

Cica come play

3veg

[remote lark]

im stuck

infinite loading screen

[opaque island]

GET OUT OF MY HEAD

[remote lark]

bruh

[frosty herald]

there is a beastmen bounty hunter in necromunda

[copper hawk]

Nop

Im snooze

[south grove]

yes

[stuck cliff]

Like this post if cica should be executed by a mexican cartel

[south grove]

underhives probably always have a population

[remote lark]

im loading back in dorn

[stuck cliff]

Agreed salvador agreed

[median steeple]

Fix yo sleep schedule

[paper harness]

I’m smoking

[copper hawk]

Nop

Ur noobing

[remote lark]

hi smoking

[stuck cliff]

I'd you down arrow vote you're reddit and gay by the way

Sorry I don't make the rules

[copper hawk]

I'd you down

[stuck cliff]

Shut up

[paper harness]

I’ll have your clearance denied

[copper hawk]

English noob as well ??

[copper hawk]

Tuff..,

[median steeple]

Explode

[south grove]

I think I had memory loss for the last year

how the fuck did I miss a beastmen kill team

[copper hawk]

Deep sea noob

[stuck cliff]

When are we getting more DK models

[copper hawk]

Cuz ur noob

[hearty nebula]

METH GUN

[copper hawk]

[south grove]

no more death korp

steel legion

steel legion was the OG

[hearty nebula]

give me vermintide inspired drip thx

[south grove]

your regiment was literally an alt paint scheme

[south grove]

wdym

[frosty herald]

we do have crossover frames btw

[south grove]

geedubs will literally never greenlight that

[hearty nebula]

how about i fucking murder gw instead huh

how about that

[south grove]

you can probably get frames but you're not getting palte armour

[south grove]

I'll come with you

[slate notch]

Best double barrel blessings?

[remote lark]

im just gonna get off for a bit, i've been playingl ike shit all morning

[remote lark]

[hearty nebula]

zealot already has plate armor

[frosty herald]

there are a ton of frames in the files that will never see the light of day

[paper harness]

You should never get back on

[remote lark]

[hearty nebula]

only if you follow suit dorn

[remote lark]

so true

so real

[hearty nebula]

bc ur bumpy weird

[south grove]

the plate design language is different

[median steeple]

I think everyone should stop playing this game

[copper hawk]

Dorn go crashout on trollface galaxy gas

U noob

[hearty nebula]

womp womp

[paper harness]

No

[south grove]

we'll probably get more plate armour but not in the style of the old world

[stuck cliff]

We've got ONE (1) (I in roman numerals) plastic DK kit

Steel legion are cool but stinky

[copper hawk]

When Dorn smokes he asks his grublord for his turn on the nitrus

[south grove]

give me a power sword like this

[south grove]

https://tenor.com/view/kanye-west-stare-staring-funny-gif-13590085

*nitrus

[paper harness]

I am the grublord

[copper hawk]

Always a bigger grub

[south grove]

explain why death korp is better

[frosty herald]

space marine 2 has such better skins its crazy

[stuck cliff]

Cuz I said so

[south grove]

death korp is literally an alt paint scheme

[hard nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/troll-face-gif-25429182

[median steeple]

Yummy Bitcoin

[stuck cliff]

Plus I'm a national socialist secretly

[south grove]

an afterthought

[stuck cliff]

So naturally I love DK

[hearty nebula]

that's a funny way to say autistic

[frosty herald]

india sigma 2025

[stuck cliff]

Cool soldiers marching videos? Yes please.

[south grove]

steel legion is 100% better

[copper hawk]

Sigma edits have ruined trollface

[south grove]

you can't convince me otherwise

[median steeple]

Waiter waiter more NATO edits please

[stuck cliff]

As if you aren't either

[hearty nebula]

probably

[paper harness]

Time to call Portsmouth MP station

[hard nexus]

real

[stuck cliff]

I'm completely serious and I'm a national security threat

[median steeple]

Heavy is the shrimp

[south grove]

lasgun holster

[hearty nebula]

yes you are very threatening on your mobility scooter

continue on

[south grove]

MK ultra product

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/icardi-gif-17324852942883839104

[opal star]

we need to kill ymyegto

[south grove]

I'm gonna head up the noose

[stuck cliff]

Agreed.

[hearty nebula]

[solar gorge]

i missed when trollface got used in sigma edits i'm growing old

[copper hawk]

Ur mouth is a port noob OOOOOOOHHHHHHHH slam doinked

[solar gorge]

almosyt ded

[copper hawk]

Another grub down

[south grove]

I fucking love this model

idk why

[copper hawk]

Rip bozo grubwatch

[median steeple]

This was some 14 year olds magnum opus

[opal star]

alright gramps let's get you to the retirement home

[stuck cliff]

Tbh there's a few people in this chat I'd have executed not gonna ngl

[south grove]

maybe it's bc of the one cultist knife one combat knife vibe

[south folio]

so true

[south grove]

if we're executing you're the socialist

you go first

[solar gorge]

23 is basically dead, mercy kill me por fabor

[frosty herald]

where did bro get the tyranid bone blade from

[south grove]

brood brother

[frosty herald]

did the matriarch just say "here you go son"

[south grove]

probably ripped it off his papa

[copper hawk]

His bald ass needs a helmet

[south grove]

powered dclaw

wtf

[frosty herald]

remember bald men are evil

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer40k-horus-heresy-gif-25202999

[solar gorge]

that's warhammer's number 1 life lesson

[south grove]

vulkan:

[copper hawk]

I feel like dorn may be bald

[paper harness]

You already knew that

[stuck cliff]

Fuck marry kill what's the verdict folks

[copper hawk]

Nop

[median steeple]

Suicide

[frosty herald]

fabius bile is 50% evil 50% lab rat

[copper hawk]

My high e levels guarantee my hair will be long and luscious forever

[median steeple]

FB is just 40ks brain

[stuck cliff]

I'd fuck ricky tbh I reckon I could bend that mfer up into all kinds of shapes

[frosty herald]

look at this ugly ass dude

[solar gorge]

he has hair still

can't be bad

[south grove]

give me this bolt action I want it now I want it now I want it now

[stuck cliff]

He's like a human bakugan

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/brinky-pinky-and-the-brain-animaniacs-kotektoad-kotek-gif-23868820

[copper hawk]

Green and red goop from legend of zelda

[median steeple]

He looks like brain I can't unsee it

[frosty herald]

even in the 42nd millenium male pattern baldness hasnt been cured

[south grove]

cica

[slate haven]

Who pinged me

[south grove]

did you read the HH books yet

[south grove]

I did

come forth

[slate haven]

Why?

[copper hawk]

Nop

[slate haven]

I don’t like you guys

[south grove]

we've summoned you

[slate haven]

Nah

[frosty herald]

fabius bile is also for some fucked up reason a loyalist

[solar gorge]

true ! i can see it if i smash my head against the wall and squint

[south grove]

ohhh

that's why

I forgot you're a youngun

[slate haven]

What?

No

[stuck cliff]

Wasn't fabulous Bill trying to create some chaos primaris or sum

Or am I mixing that up

[south grove]

you're a little baby

go to sleep

[slate haven]

I don’t like zealot chat becuase the bulk of the people in here are elitist pieces of shit

: D

[stuck cliff]

Tbh you're gay

[solar gorge]

it is true

[copper hawk]

Erm..

[solar gorge]

i am the elite

[south grove]

aren't you the same guy who kept pestering us bc you didn't have image perms

[solar gorge]

the 1 %

[south grove]

do you still remember that?

[solar gorge]

a darktide docketilionnaire

[south grove]

"release the manifesto release the manifesto"

[paper harness]

Remember when he didn’t learn how to play the game and instead pestered me to teach him speedrunning

[slate haven]

I distanced myself from y’all for a fucking reason

[violet hornet]

One good wig away from being fabulous bile

[slate haven]

I hate every single one of you

[copper hawk]

Lmfao

[stuck cliff]

Zealot chat goated if I'm honest

[north sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/colin-robinson-vampire-energy-what-gif-21090270

[south grove]

you make it sound like you're on the team

[royal vortex]

thank you, i needed to hear that

[copper hawk]

This discordia shit aint a game bluh

[median steeple]

Hmm today I will argue in discord channel

[solar gorge]

i feed off of hate

i'm like a tick

[slate haven]

Y’all mfs pinged me

[violet hornet]

Imagine calling someone blud in a group of all blue

[slate haven]

Because you needed the laughing stock back

Fuck that

[copper hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/discordia-discord-youngboy-nba-nba-youngboy-gif-12508645695562414894

Lmfao

[paper harness]

remember when he said he could not play without ultra meta gear

peak

[stuck cliff]

Metal gear?

[copper hawk]

No bully this kiddo

[slate haven]

Okay let me clarify

Not every single one of you

[copper hawk]

Or we r all sent 2 the mulch chamber

[slate haven]

But most of y’all

[median steeple]

Mulch!

[slate haven]

K bye

[copper hawk]

Nobody pinged u a hotfix was released

[paper harness]

goated map 3veg

[copper hawk]

Bulletin pinged you

[south grove]

(I did)

[slate haven]

Regard

[royal vortex]

falsehoods

[median steeple]

Heavy is the shrimp

[copper hawk]

Please leave if you're gonna be toxic

[long kelp]

Any good hammer build ?

[copper hawk]

What the noob..

[stuck cliff]

Why come in2 an active chat and just declare that

[copper hawk]

2 call us regarded

Obv

[median steeple]

The ringmaster redeems himself

Heartwarming

[copper hawk]

Don't worry we'll get warned anyways

[stuck cliff]

Idek who dat guy is tbh

[north sedge]

i dont even know who that is

[stuck cliff]

What's the story

[copper hawk]

I have precognition lig Sanuinius

[stuck cliff]

What's the lore

[solar gorge]

me neither

and idc

[median steeple]

No idea

[copper hawk]

Like*

[paper harness]

no smite or thunder hammer

we gaming

[royal vortex]

this is the one time today i opened zealot chat, i have no context as to why this guy has a grudge but im taking his side

[copper hawk]

Just a dueling sword

[stuck cliff]

what's wrong with thammer:C

[royal vortex]

the lines must be drawn

[median steeple]

Progress

[stuck cliff]

we need affirmative action for thammer players

[median steeple]

You are free

[frosty herald]

i have no clue who he is

[solar gorge]

the devbil's advocate

[grizzled aspen]

Dorn hates hammer in 3veg matches.

[copper hawk]

Dorn hates thammer cuz it kills bosses slightly faster than normal weapons

[stuck cliff]

isn't that a good thing

[copper hawk]

But not nearly as fast as a ds or a knife

[stuck cliff]

what a stinker

he needs deodorant

[south grove]

he kept pinging people to get them to release a "manifesto" a while ago

[paper harness]

4k dps is not slightly fast

[copper hawk]

LMFAO

[south grove]

someone tried to ping him so I helped

[royal vortex]

based. we must hear the TRUTH

[copper hawk]

Me when I knife

[south grove]

dunno why malice boy wanted to ping him

[copper hawk]

Imma firing my lasaer

[south grove]

but I helped out :P

[copper hawk]

Shoopdawoop

[hard nexus]

who are you

[violet hornet]

Meanwhile I'm running a thammer on monstrous specials and plasma / krak vets and stubber ogryns are killing bosses before I can bonk them

[copper hawk]

It's over meow

[royal vortex]

zealot chat's reckoning

[copper hawk]

Just ignore him

[median steeple]

Killing bosses fast with knife 👍
Killing bosses fast with hammer

[hard nexus]

ok but i’m nosy

[south grove]

grenade

[copper hawk]

Don't be nosy

Bad dog

[south grove]

the kiddo who won't sleep a while ago

[copper hawk]

[solar gorge]

killing everything with ds even faster 👍

apparently

[royal vortex]

nothing that has been typed for this long is worth saying

[south grove]

kill them with knife punches

[copper hawk]

Oh God

[royal vortex]

its probably time to tab out of discord

[south grove]

knife punch only 3veg

[royal vortex]

i dont think ur gonna achieve anything

[copper hawk]

Dont worry ill somehow get warned for this

[frosty herald]

weapon that needs to setup an attack to deal big boss damage???? unacceptable

[hard nexus]

peak

[copper hawk]

Im the Ringleader™️ after all

[hard nexus]

:3

[south grove]

grey weapons, knife punch, no melee 3veg

[royal vortex]

i hope nothing is actually being typed and there's just a paperweight on this person's spacebar

[south grove]

lesgoooooo

[median steeple]

You will NOT use the unique weapons, you WILL use knife and then complain about how every class is starting to look the same

[stuck cliff]

cica u speak like this shits happened before