zealot-class

[trail herald]

So th has wave clear?

If so ill probably cook up a build tn

[placid fiber]

thammer has horde control on the crucis, and horde clear on the ironhelm

but the crucis seems to have much less problems with hit register errors

[trail herald]

What is ironhelms job?

[placid fiber]

cleave on the special

[trail herald]

Sweeping lights or heavies?

[placid fiber]

it omega hits a special/elite/monster or when the cleave runs out

[placid fiber]

special heavy pretty much everything

[dark zealot]

but crusher more funny

hammer overrated

[placid fiber]

the crucis is the omega hitter

[trail herald]

Cool

[placid fiber]

and the special seems to hit register error less(crucis)

by hit register error I mean the attack doesn't damage a target

[trail herald]

Oh rip

[placid fiber]

cause the hit doesn't register

which the ironhelm has more problems with

[placid fiber]

I used the ironhelm one round and had at least 10 hit register errors, and the crucis like... 20 rounds... and had 0

[north sedge]

it's a combo weapon

[placid fiber]

the crucis it seems to be more if your special hits on the edge of the hitbox, I guess

[dark zealot]

big bonk

bonk harder

i rest my case

[placid fiber]

can 2 shot heresy monsters?

[north sedge]

then use a hammer you twit

[dark zealot]

no they are boring

[placid fiber]

[placid fiber]

Fair, tho, thammers are simple weapons

[north sedge]

so let me get this straight, you want the crusher to hit as hard as a hammer, but hammer is boring

[placid fiber]

They never said anything about making sense :3

[dark zealot]

No I just think its goofy a hammer with objectively bad stats can one tap it

and a nearly perfect crusher cant with buffs

[north sedge]

because the crusher is meant to use combos

[visual stream]

Ironhelm combo feels good if you want an in-between

[tight fog]

i do like the combos on crusher, its nice

[south folio]

their special is pretty different so I don't see the comparison besides both being 2h activation weapons

[placid fiber]

^

One is meant for a big bonk, one is meant for a crowd aoe explosion

[tight fog]

the activated push attack is rly handy

[dark zealot]

But what If I want to use the crusher but also have the room to just big bonk something

without needing to pull out a bolt gun and fire it 4 times

[placid fiber]

I mean Ironhelm is the closest you're gonna have to that

[visual stream]

Then use an ironhelm

[south folio]

crusher's anti cara is fine

[tight fog]

activated push & horizontal swing to make room, then u have a pure strikedown combo by switching the heavy & lights

[south folio]

it's like 3 seconds if you're doing the right combo for a crusher kill

[visual stream]

Which is better than hammer pre-buff, unsure about this patch

[south folio]

such is tradeoffs

[dark zealot]

3s too long, bonk and erase it

I do think though cara covers that

cara perk and I hit that threshold

literally everything else gets domed by it anyway

[placid fiber]

The game has a give and take for what you want your melee to do for the most part

[dark zealot]

this would be my perfect melee though

a stealth crit build with actually good aoe and single target

[placid fiber]

The give and take of the crusher as opposed to the thammer is it has better crowd control/clear

isntead of better 1 hit breakpoints

[dark zealot]

also the flexibility to run chorus and I Guess have a primary for crushers but not have the weapon feel bad at hordes

[south folio]

there's always your gun slot

[placid fiber]

the ironhelm answers the hordes part at the cost of a weaker bonk

[south folio]

go ham with the brauto or flamer if need be

[dark zealot]

but at that point just use the crusher

[placid fiber]

It still bonks harder than the crusher

[tight fog]

use the crusher then

i dont really get it

[placid fiber]

It's literally inbetween the crusher and crucis

[dark zealot]

sure but if im comprimising at that just use a bolt gun

[tight fog]

if u waannt use the crusher then use it

[south folio]

I am unsure about what you really want

just play what you want at the moment

[placid fiber]

^

[dark zealot]

I just wanna make it work and am asking what people think?

[south folio]

I think you are just overthinking this

[tight fog]

we all think it can workj

[dark zealot]

to which im getting just use this other thing

[placid fiber]

You're trying to make the crusher into something it isn't

[south folio]

yeah, but every time we respond, you always just say "but ..."

[dark zealot]

instead of making the crusher work

[south folio]

and we've been running in circles

I think, at some point, there is a limit

[placid fiber]

The crusher works at what it works for

It will have limits just like any other weapon

[dark zealot]

yeah because saying use the hammer isnt advice for I want to make the crusher do better single target dmg

[obsidian prairie]

This has to be a joke right

they are level 334

[north sedge]

anytime we respond you basically go "ok but what if crusher was a thunder hammer instead actually"

[obsidian prairie]

surely this is a joke

[tight fog]

i just took the crusher for a spin in a game with the left hand side of the crit keystone just for giggles

[visual stream]

Try using a chaxe? Dunno it doesn't have interesting combos but has decent crowd and amazing single target from what I hear

[tight fog]

worked nicely

[south folio]

I don't think you're going to glean any more nuance from us in conversation than if you just run the weapons for a while

[placid fiber]

The rashad is extremely great in general, but, it will do worse vs bon bons than a lot of other weapons if your ranged can't hold up against them

[dark zealot]

would it be comprimising it too much to take carapace perk or thrust etc?

[north sedge]

do you understand what a combo is

combination attacks

multiple attacks! it's what the crusher is built around

[visual stream]

That's because it's not a thing you can do unless you use shroud or chastise

[dark zealot]

yes and I believe it can deal with crushers in one hit and still be a combo weapon

[north sedge]

pa light heavy dead crusher

[visual stream]

Take backstab perks maybe? That's all I can think of regarding talents that can buff single target

[south folio]

the special is at a fine place though

[placid fiber]

Even with slaughterer and skullcrusher there are limits to the weapon

[dark zealot]

its like 20% off my guy

[south folio]

we don't have to make it a bonk especially when there's no meaningful reason to change it

[placid fiber]

That's the limit

[tight fog]

get the weapon custom mod and make a hammer look like a crusher

[dark zealot]

okay but perks?

[sullen forge]

I will never understand why people throw themselves into fucking

[north sedge]

the special on crusher also is mostly for cc

[sullen forge]

Auric Damnation as a warm up

[south folio]

a combo weapon with a stagger special seems like a fine role for it to sit in

[sullen forge]

after not playing the game for ages

[dark zealot]

surely a carapace perk bridges the missing dmg?

[placid fiber]

I don't, I use regular damnation/heresy to warm up. I want to have fun, though, and not get pounded into the ground

[north sedge]

nope you still need to use combos on the combo weapon

[dark zealot]

and then its still a great combo weapon for the rest

[copper hawk]

@hard nexus @teal sapphire

[hard nexus]

[sullen forge]

I had a full team of psykers "warming up"

we naturally fucking lost cause of it being HISTG Clandestine

[placid fiber]

Jesus christ...

[sullen forge]

Carrying the entire time

Ogryn as well so I had not a lot of cover to work with

[placid fiber]

Oof

That's why I don't do a lot of auric, tbh

I don't want to have to try to hard carry people

It isn't fun, with randoms

Especially since I'm rusty

[fading vale]

it's fun once in a while until you die to some bullshit on a run, but carrying every game gets old

[placid fiber]

It slowly starts to drag your mood down, which works against the trying to have fun part

sometimes rapidly even

[hard nexus]

this is where you and i differ

i am very competitive

[plucky gate]

what the fuck

[median steeple]

slop master

yes they renamed a bunch of stuff for some reason

[hard nexus]

and getting a scoreboard like this

[placid fiber]

I just have limited mental capacity I can waste, usually

[hard nexus]

is peak

[copper hawk]

Hi noobs

[fading vale]

this isn't hi shock auric though

[north sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/street-fighter-dan-combo-sfv-street-fighter5-gif-18590485

[hard nexus]

huh

[lunar fable]

I go straight into damn/auric damn

[dark zealot]

so its missing dmg points and pen, also has no perks or blessings buffing it

[fading vale]

how are there so few enemies

[hard nexus]

flak hordes

[rocky nacelle]

hiding how many disables/downs

[placid fiber]

speed

[rocky nacelle]

noob alert

[fading vale]

oh I see

[placid fiber]

Oh yeah flak enemies

[rocky nacelle]

💅

[hard nexus]

flak hordes doesn’t count for enemies killed, as they’re a new enemy

[hard nexus]

oh do i have that disabled

[dark zealot]

are you really trying to say that it magically cant kill it in one hit?

[hard nexus]

i don’t remember disabling it

[rocky nacelle]

its in defense score

iirc

I have it just cause I like seeing if im on point that game or not

[tight fog]

ovenproofs seem to count the new enemies

[hard nexus]

i usually just go by damage taken

[copper hawk]

HATE snoreboard

[rocky nacelle]

damage taken is good too

[hard nexus]

i’ll enable it in a bit though

[north sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/liu-kang-mortal-kombat-combo-gif-23950951

[rocky nacelle]

i think my lowest on zealot has been like

300

or sub 300

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-sleep-snoring-gif-2517516254032099322

[hard nexus]

i usually take a lot of damage

[rocky nacelle]

well you're aggro

so

lmfao

[hard nexus]

but that’s because i play very recklessly

[rocky nacelle]

you play zealot like an actual berzerker

[fading vale]

I just take damage and give no fucks cause I'm running marty

[rocky nacelle]

which is the way its supposed to be

tbh

[tight fog]

[hard nexus]

if i really wanted to, i could take sub 500 damage consistently

but until death is fun

[placid fiber]

Kinda the opposite of how I play, since I play more defensively in general

[rocky nacelle]

ok dorn

relax

ego

erm IF I WANTED TO

🤓

☝️

[fading vale]

I will dive the crowd and bonk all the things.... HIT ME

[plucky gate]

abusing until death/holy rev can really inflate the damage taken numbers

[hard nexus]

i often sacrifice my health to get a full rev off on a crusher with an evis lmfao

[rocky nacelle]

yeah see

berzerker shit

I just dodge and try to get a clean hit in

even on evisc

[hard nexus]

it’s so peak…

[rocky nacelle]

I dont like being hit

[hard nexus]

dweeeb

[rocky nacelle]

but if I get hit its w/e

[rocky nacelle]

stub your toe

ok this is distracting me im supposed to beat SH1-3

before remake drops

bye noobs

https://tenor.com/view/yakuza-kiryu-kazuma-walk-away-ending-yakuza-the-song-of-life-gif-26311879

[frosty herald]

I have a tank vet but damage interrupting powersword special trips me up hard

[rocky nacelle]

raven = noob

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/me-when-i-sit-on-the-chair-that-makes-me-yap-yakuza-gaiden-like-a-dragon-pirate-yakuza-in-hawaii-hawaii-yakuza-hawai-majima-gif-1875002789278146677

[dark zealot]

also what duelist its a finesse weapon after all right?

[copper hawk]

Yah

Duelist is great im general

In*

[tight fog]

its awesome on everything

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/meatriding-gif-27682103

[dark zealot]

it makes me so sad that game has no official pc port

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/trampoline-i-love-my-trampoline-gif-22673775

[dark zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/god-i-love-trampolining-trampoline-troll-roblox-real-gif-24090439

[copper hawk]

Loner stealth..

https://tenor.com/view/atsuko-kagari-akko-akko-disappointed-akko-wtf-gif-22539062

AND no second wind

https://tenor.com/view/anime-my-little-witch-academia-akko-atsuko-kagari-gif-13773838

[hard nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/this-fucking-sucks-crying-girl-tears-of-joy-clapping-danny-devito-gif-12766761978490409957

[copper hawk]

AND no sustained assault

[hard nexus]

take either faithful frenzy or sustained assault

[copper hawk]

Loner is just pawful

[hard nexus]

it’s not bad for pathing

but as an aura yes

[copper hawk]

That's the only thing about it lmfao

Is pathing

EWEW is just a better loner

Enemies r ur coherency,,

[hard nexus]

yeah lol

i wish disdain was fixed

and EWEW was switched with disdain

or maybe not

idk

[copper hawk]

Noob !

[hard nexus]

i just be saying shit

[lime junco]

good blessings and perks for mkXV eviscerator?

[hard nexus]

rampage, bloodthirsty/shred

[misty nova]

Fortitude Fellowship

[hard nexus]

carapace flak

depends really what you want to do with it

[rocky nacelle]

download the mobile app to make your first remix

[hard nexus]

but with bloodthirsty you can chain one shot crushers

[hard nexus]

huh

oh

[lime junco]

cheers

[hard nexus]

discord

yeah it’s stupid that u can only remix on mobile

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/huh-cat-huh-m4rtin-huh-huh-meme-what-cat-gif-13719248636774070662

guh

also yea

discord moment

[dark zealot]

so now the crusher one shot dream is gone

[rocky nacelle]

if EWEW was swapped with disdain I would never be with my team again

second wind +EWEW

https://tenor.com/view/call-of-duty-zombies-cod-zombies-shadowman-revelations-gif-21498229

[dark zealot]

but i attack a bit faster and recover toughness on dodge?

(on a cooldown)

[spare talon]

A .5s cooldown

[paper harness]

❌

[spare talon]

So effectively unnoticeable

[hard nexus]

chain one shots on crushers…

[dark zealot]

and I lost shield of contempt so I just provide the team... loner... nothing

[paper harness]

Sure, on civi

[hard nexus]

you can do it with elites too, but i prefer carapace, it makes it more consistent

[paper harness]

Which is rare

[hard nexus]

huh

just get one rev kill, and you can one shot a crusher

and that’s really easy to do

[paper harness]

Carapace is 5% of natural spawnd

Gimped damage on almost every non civi run

[hard nexus]

disagreed

[placid fiber]

technically you're giving the team the base zealot aura with loner, unless they changed that >.>

[hard nexus]

what else would you take

maniac wouldn’t change much

[dark zealot]

12.5s cd if i got the extra dmg in stealth

[hard nexus]

i run unyielding carapace on my mk15 lol

[dark zealot]

I like shield on contempt with loner cause it actually gives the team something

[hard nexus]

are you killing things?

[paper harness]

The team

[hard nexus]

then you’re contributing to the team

[paper harness]

Like that matters

[placid fiber]

^

[paper harness]

The last pub I ran, total deaths 19

[placid fiber]

The team can be anywhere from less than useless to at least marginally competent

[ornate bone]

[obsidian ore]

The reason unyielding is better on a lacerate knife is mostly the base armor type of enemies, there are 2 regular and 4 monstrous enemies that have base unyielding armor while only 1 enemy has carapace base

[dark zealot]

isnt that the bare minimum

i suppose with loner i can be resource collector

thats contributing?

[placid fiber]

and u keep the base zealot aura

[paper harness]

Loner is just point tax

There is only damage dealt that matters ultimately

[north sedge]

just ignore loner

[rocky nacelle]

im a flak/unyield mk15 enjoyer

[obsidian ore]

if you're focusing on overall bleed and damage value you would get more dmg for more important targets like monstrosities, also increases your synergy after inflicting burn stacks and switching to knife combar

[placid fiber]

Loner still sucks ass tho

[rocky nacelle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZIxWhvrVmU

kino

[placid fiber]

Even with the base zealot aura loner is horrible

[obsidian ore]

carapace damage is better when you are doing CIVI's, where you'd encounter lots of carapace enemies so taking them down with one less hit is better

[paper harness]

It has a niche usage

[placid fiber]

if by niche you mean when solo carrying the team, then okay

[paper harness]

clutch/solo toughness regen

But even then

[rocky nacelle]

flak unyld is the mk15 wave

[paper harness]

I’m not taking loner

[dark zealot]

can we get like a 2% increase instead of loner

[rocky nacelle]

I find murdering carapace still fine/easy without it

cuz bloodthirsty

[placid fiber]

Exactly, horrible

[obsidian ore]

it's not a problem for max uc knife neither

[dark zealot]

bro im not clutching anything

i need the team alive

[placid fiber]

sadge

[paper harness]

Then don’t run stealth

[dark zealot]

thats why i need the crushers dead

[placid fiber]

U gotta belieb in urself!

[hard nexus]

yah but with carapace, u reach the one shot really easily, just need like 7-8 IJ stacks

[placid fiber]

BELIEB!!!

[hard nexus]

i just like it

it’s not perfect

but i also don’t really care

[paper harness]

Not playing stellaris for once?

[obsidian ore]

dopamine hit from one shots > efficient gameplay

[dark zealot]

id happily run crit crusher chorus

[obsidian ore]

understandable

[hard nexus]

exactly

hamdol gets it

[dark zealot]

but i know if suggest that here youll kill me

[ornate bone]

[placid fiber]

Yeah, I love my crucis

[dark zealot]

20s chorus sounds great to me

[obsidian ore]

I play a max dmg pure glass mega cannon thunderhammer build lol

[paper harness]

Chorus run was more painful than quad smite

[dark zealot]

10s cd 20% teamwide dmg buff

[obsidian ore]

no survivability, but I one shot people

[placid fiber]

I play tanky marty crucis >.>

[rocky nacelle]

fair enough I just dont find a personal need of it

[dark zealot]

at least chorus can kill things

[placid fiber]

I 1 shot shit, and survive

[ornate bone]

You infact went ham 😆

[paper harness]

Chorus literally kills nothing

[hard nexus]

full 4 stack of chorus with crit CDR, you aren’t allowed to kill things for anything other than CDR

[rocky nacelle]

also

1 shot hits

[hard nexus]

thoughts?

[rocky nacelle]

are efficient gameplay

[paper harness]

Smite can kill crushers

[dark zealot]

meet cliff

[paper harness]

I would just end my life on stream

[placid fiber]

[obsidian ore]

do it I'll watch

[sterile dune]

I really dislike smite blitz

[hard nexus]

if someone did that i’d join tbh

[dark zealot]

i wish chorus pushed psykers

[ornate bone]

Pls no :^) 😀

[hard nexus]

getting some water

[dark zealot]

only psykers

[hard nexus]

then game??

[opal sparrow]

Nah getting back into DT the past week or so

[placid fiber]

tfw a smyker kills crushers faster than u

[opal sparrow]

Plus waiting for the update on the 27th or 28th whenever it is

[obsidian ore]

tfw when the smyker fucking one taps the crusher because of ds anyways

[obsidian ore]

what update is this again?

for dt?

[paper harness]

You should try my all damage no defense Rashad

It’s v painful

[placid fiber]

It sounds painful

[ornate bone]

[obsidian ore]

bro I play a no stamina max dmg 0 survivability rashad build

fuck yeah I'D do it

[opal sparrow]

No for Stellaris

[rocky nacelle]

that rashad build

[obsidian ore]

ah fair

[rocky nacelle]

is so autistic

i despise it

[placid fiber]

I do a no stamina build on all my builds lol

[obsidian ore]

got me reported for cheating

[rocky nacelle]

dorn sent me it a long while back

[obsidian ore]

because I was oneshotting shit

[rocky nacelle]

gross build

[paper harness]

It’s only playable on sub 50ms

[placid fiber]

I just am kinda tanky tho, as a bonus

[paper harness]

[rocky nacelle]

so LAN darktide

kek

[paper harness]

Single latency issue? Die

[obsidian ore]

when your lowest ping is 100

[placid fiber]

when ur lowest ping is 200...

in europe servers...

[obsidian ore]

fuck that ain't playing in us

mine starts with 230-40

actually not so bad tho

playable

[paper harness]

I was running us west with borgir once

And I was at 300

[placid fiber]

Oh God

[paper harness]

[obsidian ore]

I don't wanna talk about uswest

[placid fiber]

300 ping sounds like absolute cancer

[ornate bone]

300 ping 😳

[rocky nacelle]

us east supremacy

[ornate bone]

My respect

[placid fiber]

us east is filled with rejects sadly

[paper harness]

East is where I get kicked for hacking

[placid fiber]

skissue on their part

[placid fiber]

Granted wouldn't you be at like 200 ping still?

[paper harness]

150

[placid fiber]

if you're at 300 on us west

lol wow

[paper harness]

Used to it

[placid fiber]

us west sucks for you then

150 is playable at least

[paper harness]

I was fighting a crusher and got rubber banded 10 feet back

[placid fiber]

rubber banding at its finest

[trail herald]

Ah home sweet home

[placid fiber]

Meanwhile one game I was off in china or w/e and I was rubber banding vs all enemies

I kept teleporting back and forth it was wild

[ornate bone]

Warp shenanigans

[trail herald]

uswest is a feverdream

[placid fiber]

I still managed to avoid damage somewhat well

[rocky nacelle]

@median steeple

[placid fiber]

it was wild tho

[median steeple]

there's a clash in this image

why tf is the frog girl from MH reading the bible

[placid fiber]

ikr?

Wouldn't it be ochaco or w/e?

[median steeple]

Idk MH characters since I rarely watch anime

[frosty herald]

Froppy

[placid fiber]

I know a couple characters

tsu or w/e for the frog girl

[brisk island]

for the thunder hammer (ironhelm) do you power it up for every heavy swing?

or just every now and then

when i'm fighting a hoard that is breathing down my neck i find that i don't have time to power it up

[placid fiber]

For the ironhelm? Charge it up for a horde

[hard nexus]

almost every heavy yes

[placid fiber]

For the crucis? Heavy the horde

[frozen kernel]

You ever feel like it's you against the world?

[placid fiber]

All the fucking time with the randos I get

[rocky nacelle]

oh yeah

I should have @'d yam

[placid fiber]

randos are horrible some days

[paper harness]

https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkTide/s/kMeQ4mBb6n

[frozen kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/clone-wars-gif-18261188

[placid fiber]

other days randos are at least workable

[frozen kernel]

I wish I could pick up reaper miniguns

[lunar fable]

man

[placid fiber]

Just use the gorgon on the ogryn

[lunar fable]

having two ogryns that can't deal with ragers

[brisk island]

is there a way to cut the animation or something?

[lunar fable]

is CRAZY

[placid fiber]

It's the closest you'll get lol

[frozen kernel]

I need my tiny zealot arms

[placid fiber]

Having 2 ogryns that can't deal with 1 rager*...

[frozen kernel]

To go RAAAAAH and pick it up like a halo emplacement

Because I dont have a tiny asian boy standing behind me to reload my laspistol

[placid fiber]

I've seen 3 teammates go down to 1 rager before lol

[frozen kernel]

AND I NEED MORE ROUNDS DOWN RANGE

[frosty herald]

Id like atleast a new bolter and thammer mark alongside some new missions

[placid fiber]

It's so sad when that happens

[lunar fable]

one of the ogryns died

[old flower]

this is the real meta

[placid fiber]

[lunar fable]

we weren't even past the beginning yet

[paper harness]

New short mission, maybe some new weapon marks for humans and an ogryn weapon moveset tweak

[lunar fable]

archivum sycorax

btw

[frozen kernel]

Im with you on new missions, add in new flamer mark

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/404soob-pepe-pp-gif-21552696

[paper harness]

That is what is likely

[placid fiber]

Some new weapons would be awesome

Give us a 2h chain axe

[frosty herald]

Aoe mining hammer mark for thammer

[placid fiber]

Yes!

Wait that's just a crusher

[frozen kernel]

There's a timeline somewhere

[median steeple]

we still have a bunch of weapons that were a part of the leaks back at launch, the crusher was a part of this group so we may or may not get these weapons

[frozen kernel]

Where Ogryn is Fartshart's favorite class

And he has the most weapons

[rocky nacelle]

@frosty herald

not even broly can pick it up....

😢

[placid fiber]

Ogryn do have the most unique weapons fo sure

[teal sapphire]

I'm betting they'll add heavy bolter for Ogryn

lorewise they use em

newest minifigs have ogryns with heavy bolters too 👀

[rocky nacelle]

melta ogryn

[placid fiber]

That'd be fun lol

[rocky nacelle]

(I still wouldnt play ogryn)

but melta ogryn would be cool

[placid fiber]

melta ogryn would be pretty neat

[teal sapphire]

same but it'd be nice to see it on your team

heavy bolter ass ogryn

everything red mist

[rocky nacelle]

melta ogryn might just be plasma vet 2.0

maybe

[placid fiber]

Tru

[rocky nacelle]

gungryn with melta

explode

[teal sapphire]

its def up fatsharks alley too

[frosty herald]

Zealot with a smaller version of the primaris melta alonside a power zweihander

https://tenor.com/view/chefs-kiss-french-chef-perfect-dish-excellent-food-perfection-gif-20341505

[placid fiber]

gunlugger with melta would be plasma vet for sure

[frosty herald]

We really need something along the lines of an exotic weapon update

[teal sapphire]

melta weapons should be added i agree

would be

[placid fiber]

Melta weapons would be dope

[teal sapphire]

there's so many too

[spare talon]

My brother in christ the crafting update just dropped

[paper harness]

Melta but it only does heavy armor damage

[teal sapphire]

RIGHT

[paper harness]

Maybe

[placid fiber]

Hell give ogryns a las minigun or w/e it's called

[teal sapphire]

literally just came out of early access

[median steeple]

now we get the real content

[placid fiber]

Yeah, but, we're hungry for more

[rocky nacelle]

slop

[median steeple]

MORE SHOP UPDATES !

[paper harness]

Slop map

[placid fiber]

With all monsters being bon bons...

[placid fiber]

That's pretty good

[north sedge]

Hey commodore's vestures has great fries

[lunar fable]

i sure hope nothing goes wrong here!!!

[placid fiber]

[median steeple]

I think hallowette could make a mean ass steak

[placid fiber]

How many ogryns?

[lunar fable]

[placid fiber]

sigh

[frozen kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/wet-clothes-wet-bath-bathtub-lasllen-gif-19118598

[placid fiber]

The amount of darktiders unable to dodge a net is just sad...

[rocky nacelle]

new maelstrom idea : fire only (bombers/ and flamers)

[frozen kernel]

"My fireteam was netted and ledged once"

[rocky nacelle]

thats it

[frozen kernel]

"Rolling Steel, 2024"

[placid fiber]

Sounds about right

[frozen kernel]

I dodge them from behind because there's a fucking ASJKBAFK sound that plays when they shoot

[placid fiber]

I dodge them when I don't hear them a lot of times even lol

Paranoia comes in handy lol

[lunar fable]

tknives save lives

[frozen kernel]

It helps when you remember that there's an entire control scheme aside from M1

Some people straight playing Minecraft

[placid fiber]

Meanwhile, the dorktiders with 300 hours be like "THERE'S A DODGE KEY?!"

[teal sapphire]

thats a good one im adding that to my collection "playing minecraft"

[placid fiber]

Even in minecraft you have a fucking jump key lol

[frozen kernel]

Cookie clicking gamers

[placid fiber]

Like I've never played minecraft and I know it has a jump key lol

[lunar fable]

hound jumpscare

also

some people forget you can push them away

[placid fiber]

Yep

The times I get pounced are the times I forget to push, lol

[frozen kernel]

I feel like the chaperone on a field trip with vet players

[lunar fable]

i AM the chaperone on my vet

[placid fiber]

Sounds like the one 3 staff psyker team I had once

[frozen kernel]

Uploading...

[placid fiber]

I had to chaperone them

AND THEY WERE BARRELING ME

[lunar fable]

[frozen kernel]

My clips are uncompressed so it always takes a moment

[placid fiber]

Oops

[placid fiber]

[frozen kernel]

Just mowing my lawn like a good American

[placid fiber]

My 6 troll emotes lol

The wombo combo lol

[frozen kernel]

The craziest part is that I didn't even realize there was a dog in the moment. My brain just heard the "arooo" at 0:13 and I just 180'd and swung after killing the trapper

Then I leave the vet for exactly 4 seconds to kill the sniper and OOPS ANOTHER TRAPPER

[placid fiber]

And the vet got trappered? lol

[spare talon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1046913589614747719/1290939445515784244/Darktide_replay_2024.10.02-02.14_-_Trim.mp4?ex=6702e5cc&is=6701944c&hm=c6bbb94f82ea6b757f01cae70504544826c4beaf08400787ca6ea00435834a6b&

Horror game

[frozen kernel]

They were a good team all things considered

I've had so much worse

[placid fiber]

I literally called it before watching it

[frozen kernel]

It was just funny that I was like "aw buddy cmon get up you got this"

[placid fiber]

Jesus

You about saw the emperor with that one

[spare talon]

Bring me my brown pants

[placid fiber]

I've actually had a lot of adequate teams since the update, surprisingly

way more than I thought I was going to get

and I was ready to have to hard carry

[frozen kernel]

First week or so it was really rough

[placid fiber]

I was kinda missing for that time

So I must've missed most of the chaff

[frozen kernel]

Ive had some of the worst players Ive ever seen since being forced to play T4 max on my vet

BUT

The tide is turning

I even found Cousin Okri, allegedly

[undone pewter]

Teams for me have been good.
Been getting more "Thanks for the carry" after matches though even if I don't agree.

[left iron]

My favourite thing added in the patch: frame perfect 'get fucked, psykers using scriers' theres at least one frame between active and the lingering effect after you hit 100. If you manage to frame perfectly get more peril during this tiny window, the talent that prevents you from exploding doesnt function

[undone pewter]

Maybe carry is now vibes

[frozen kernel]

Ogryn players hyping me up in post game adds time back to my lifespan

[placid fiber]

It doesn't work with the surge or purgatus staves

[left iron]

Except it does, uno momento. Getting a clip from 1 minute before this REEE happened

[placid fiber]

Every time I tried it with the surge staff (rmb anyway) it triggered a blow up

[spare talon]

What the FUCK is oatmeal

[left iron]

RMB might be different, but i have literally not used RMB on the surge after the patch

[lunar fable]

oh my god now i'm in a lobby with a plasma vet

SPAM PINGING EVERYTHING

and he has middle keystone

[fleet zealot]

oats

[placid fiber]

Oatmeal be that mush you eat for breakfast if ur crazy

[fleet zealot]

like m1 ping bad?

[placid fiber]

scroll pinging be worse

[lunar fable]

yea

i left

[elfin parcel]

Oof

[lunar fable]

i'm not dealing with that the whole game

and he's not even doing his job of killing specials

[placid fiber]

I have yet to get spam pinged lol

[lunar fable]

I AM

with a bolt pistol

vent purge snipers

[placid fiber]

I would ignore the person anyway, tho

[lunar fable]

i was killing all the snipers and bombers

[frozen kernel]

Ill mash middle mouse if someone is eating cereal in the corner while we're in the elevator

[fleet zealot]

if someone spam pings in my lobby i'm letting them die to the chorus of their rageful spam

[left iron]

You can see i shoot one additional bolt here when at 100 during the lingering effect, just before transfer peril kicks in and drops me to 90

[lunar fable]

also

what he was spam pinging

was a single shotgunner...

[placid fiber]

the rmb doesn't work tho

[left iron]

Mhm, but saying it doesnt function on the entire surge staff is not correct either. Like i said, i havent used the RMB a single time after the patch, so i have no input on that

[placid fiber]

Ah

[fleet zealot]

purge and surge are broken with the node

[lunar fable]

[placid fiber]

sadge

[placid fiber]

[fleet zealot]

dump pen and damage ez

[placid fiber]

Don't forget to dump first target and shredder, and finesse

[placid fiber]

Nice spotted ferret

That bedding is way too straight tho lol

for an animal to have been in it

[left iron]

Theres still the frame perfect window, and if it happens with surge and purge RMB specifically, i'd assume its easier to hit with the longer cast time of the staves. I blew up twice using a voidstrike for LMB spam before i switched to surge after i realized it now has surge blessing

[placid fiber]

I'm just making sure to add to the tanner advise

[placid fiber]

Awesome shell!

Shetta

[spare talon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1046913589614747719/1290875887910129674/Warhammer_40-000-_Darktide_-_2024-08-03_3-03-36_AM.mp4?ex=6702aa9a&is=6701591a&hm=d4c7c808bf7a34885eaea8b2e2507a8f5168cfc7bdce760f6d8408c43a72e6b3&

[placid fiber]

Just let them die

They don't deserve life

[placid fiber]

Now we just need a 5000 bomber one

[vague depot]

how does the thunder hammer compare to the eviserator

[elfin parcel]

Turn that guy into a servitor, goddamn

[placid fiber]

Less horde clear, better single target insta damage

[fleet zealot]

one slices one bonks

[tame mirage]

you dont get IT THAT SHOTGUNNER

[spare talon]

This was the 1 game where I just never helped the player

[tame mirage]

WAS A GREAT UNCLEAN ONE

[placid fiber]

Don't blame you in the slightest

[lean cairn]

finding loads of funny areas and im NOT telling dorn about them this time

[tame mirage]

IT NEEDED TO DIE

[spare talon]

Never undogged
Never unnetted
Never picked up

[tame mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/critter-hhhhomeboyyyy-kings-dark-tidings-saga-by-kel-kade-bird-peculiar-creature-gif-25199506

[placid fiber]

birb

[paper harness]

https://youtu.be/e2xsv9GlHAE?si=9tWjzDd4PcT2fOV9

[tame mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/run-bird-stare-gif-26078678

[paper harness]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-crying-cat-cat-meme-cat-crying-meme-crying-cat-meme-gif-7433931244412524776

[placid fiber]

borb

[tame mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/big-chungles-mechanism-chungles-the-mechanism-big-chungles-mechanism-gif-21272150

[placid fiber]

shiple

[spare talon]

I'll not lie
Emma gave me much more trouble than she should have for no reason

[placid fiber]

FERRET!

[placid fiber]

I feel like a lot of sekiro bosses end up being like that

A lot of the easier ones I mean

U just gotta do what barb did and beat the whole game without triggering a death defy

He's beaten all of the dark souls fromsoft type games without dying

With Elden Ring, before the dlc, he used dual halberds

[rocky nacelle]

do a real challenge

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w63ZRVn4CoU

[paper harness]

I have

Took 300 hours to get the god run done

[placid fiber]

no hitting the souls games is a huge achievement

[placid fiber]

That's for the manly men

For real

If you can no hit from soft games

You're on another level

[paper harness]

It’s just practice

[copper hawk]

Dorn

[rocky nacelle]

otzdarva

my goat

[copper hawk]

Ur noob

Imagine bein noo

Noob

Like dorn

LOL

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/otz-otzdarva-nodders-vileotz-dbd-gif-10898019127839618560

otz 🐐

[copper hawk]

Look at the sniffer on that chudlord..

Daniel Larson beak..

[rocky nacelle]

i bet you have an equal schnozer

hush

[placid fiber]

Oof

[trail herald]

Would zealot with power sword be good or nah

[paper harness]

I bet his is feminine

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/otz-otzdarva-smash-fist-punch-gif-20027866

[paper harness]

Insanely op

[placid fiber]

That parrot is op

[trail herald]

[placid fiber]

Oh wait

[copper hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/daniel-larson-danderson-daniellarson-daniel-larson-gif-9432576741269579048

[placid fiber]

it's a person not a parrot

[placid fiber]

Not big enough on the nose

https://tenor.com/view/big-nose-funny-filter-gif-15849868

[copper hawk]

Danderson being in the same prison as Jared Fogle is insane

[grizzled aspen]

Smelly...

[copper hawk]

Shikanoko sized spoon

[placid fiber]

Meanwhile... the spoon behind ur back is as big as ur head...

[copper hawk]

@hard nexus u core

[copper hawk]

Mraow

[rocky nacelle]

dorn with that 1 zealot haircut

[copper hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/felix-argyle-cute-smile-gif-13483002

[grizzled aspen]

I want to throw Felix into a woodchipper.

[spare talon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1136292421211258932/1287608438788063282/GIF_20240922_215420_334.gif

[fleet zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/astolfo-helicopter-gif-16299847994107669168

[grizzled aspen]

Every time he is onscreen it makes me uncomfortable.

Though Roswaal does exist...

[copper hawk]

i think ur projectin hon

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/cbt-helicopter-spin-helicopter-spin-gif-27236721

[spare talon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1136292421211258932/1287608438788063282/GIF_20240922_215420_334.gif

[fleet zealot]

🏳️‍🌈 ❓

[prisma violet]

dump stat on combat knife is mobility right?

[copper hawk]

LMFAO

yah

[spare talon]

Yes

[fleet zealot]

yes

[copper hawk]

mobility is dump stat on every weapon

[placid fiber]

[median steeple]

Bit fruity innit?

[copper hawk]

and if it's not mobility then it's defences

but u'll never be wrong w mobility

[paper harness]

Chudblast is gay

[copper hawk]

dorn ur gay

[placid fiber]

Needs more cheese

[copper hawk]

and a foot freak

[fleet zealot]

more likely bi

[copper hawk]

silencio !

[spare talon]

Dorn is into soft hands

[copper hawk]

and another thing

[prisma violet]

ok ty

[copper hawk]

he reminds me every day

[lunar fable]

@placid fiber the marty zealot thought he could play aggressive cause i was

[median steeple]

foot freak

[placid fiber]

What's wrong with being happy?

[lunar fable]

and then he got downed ONE time

by a sniper

[copper hawk]

np oomfling

[lunar fable]

and ragequit

[lunar fable]

i don't think i want to play tonight

[placid fiber]

sadge I know lol

[grizzled aspen]

Don't project your homoerotic fantasies onto me.

[placid fiber]

sadge I know

[copper hawk]

dorn tell ur grubs i said hewwo

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-hello-fortgot-how-to-cat-gif-11392803

[copper hawk]

r there any grubs with us tonight..

https://tenor.com/view/ghost-adventures-aaron-goodwin-oh-no-spooked-scared-gif-5474166

[grizzled aspen]

Just because I associate with a femboy doesn't make me gay...

[copper hawk]

LMFAO

grub allegations thrown

hi snoodle

[grizzled aspen]

I AM NOT A CICA GRUB YOU MONGREL

If anything, he is one of my grubs...

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/hiii-cat-wave-cat-wave-hi-gif-174708314057938083

[grizzled aspen]

He begged me to add him back...

[placid fiber]

No yo uare not lol

None of us are lol

[fleet zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/moana-delete-maui-delete-this-gif-15101621

[placid fiber]

We're cica continuums

[placid fiber]

Boom lol

[rocky nacelle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1136292421211258932/1287608438788063282/GIF_20240922_215420_334.gif?ex=6702a50e&is=6701538e&hm=7ae4dd0014ffa56c646f147f31f72ef40eeb83dcba212226735d0cadf3c895d1&

[placid fiber]

KITTAY!

[median steeple]

O N

O

N

[placid fiber]

Noon?

My wife sprayed some anti itch stuff, now the carpet is soggy

https://tenor.com/view/404soob-pepe-pp-gif-21552696

[grizzled aspen]

I would be saving words that I wouldn't mean.

[light badge]

had a full on conversation with a Vacuum capsuler while we were both needing to be rescued

quite funny

[placid fiber]

Do they store the vacuums in capsules or capsulate the stuff from vacuums?

[light badge]

I think vacuums in the capsules

[placid fiber]

Makes sense

[grizzled aspen]

It's a pressurized tube.

Hence the name "vacuum."

[light badge]

you know what I'm tired of

[placid fiber]

When putting so much pressure on their tube

[light badge]

old people

[spare talon]

Just repeatedly hit twinks and femboys with hammers, that'll work
Like I do with @vernal terrace all the time

[light badge]

always looking so wise and shit

[placid fiber]

Same, bro, I was a cna for 7 years

[light badge]

we should shout Relic at them, as a slur

[spare talon]

I aim for the head personally

[median steeple]

get put in the tube

[grizzled aspen]

Right? Its worked well so far.

[dark zealot]

which one

[placid fiber]

And they are most certainly not wise lol

[rocky nacelle]

@spare talon I ran from circle to circle and I forgot the key I needed to open the door so I had to run back

[placid fiber]

They are the oppposite of wise if anything

[rocky nacelle]

abyss

[lucid dune]

Think bank drive-thru.

[light badge]

peak

[placid fiber]

Ah

Those kinds

[spare talon]

Silent hill town center
Woah what a blatant reference
What game is this

[lucid dune]

https://tenor.com/view/simpsons-pneumatic-pneumatic-tubes-beavers-dam-gif-17251710

[placid fiber]

Gotta love beavers am I rite?

[spare talon]

TRUE
TRUE
TRUE
TRUE
SO SO TRUE

[lucid dune]

Those dam beavers!

[placid fiber]

[rocky nacelle]

I had to run this essentially 3 times

actually 4

[spare talon]

At 15 seconds I instantly knew it was my favorite

[rocky nacelle]

no it was 3

[spare talon]

Upon starting that level

[ornate bone]

Cinema.

[placid fiber]

That map...

Is map

Looks cool if anything

I never played any silent hills, but, the maps I've seen looked cool

[ornate bone]

Postal 2 map

[placid fiber]

2 or 3 were the ones I probably wanted to play back in the day

[ornate bone]

I can imagine opening the map and the player arrow spinning in place a bit before pointing correctly

[ornate bone]

1 had the hot cop and cool early 3D aesthetic

I miss those cutscenes

[placid fiber]

Honestly by the time I had heard of them it was already really dated for the graphics

[spare talon]

I still have 2 hours on my shift and the store is currently dead so I'm just playing with the cats

[copper hawk]

u cant just expose ur hive like that lil blud

[median steeple]

the sun is dangerous to certain insects

[median steeple]

maybe

[rocky nacelle]

wow is that count bleck

from super paper mario

https://tenor.com/view/tip-hat-count-bleck-paper-gif-19536727

[median steeple]

big ol yellow eyes

https://tenor.com/view/the-peeper-peeper-funny-carlt-pepper-gif-24166996

[placid fiber]

Which game is this?

[ornate bone]

KINO TEATER

[placid fiber]

It has been a while since I've seen any silent hill

[ornate bone]

Gamers why have I never seen Ritchie and 3kliksphilip in the same room

[placid fiber]

I found out about the silent hill games mostly due to a mlp fanfic based off of it

[ornate bone]

Silent Neigh

[placid fiber]

Silent ponyville

[ornate bone]

Keep yourself unsafe

[median steeple]

bike without a helmet pretty please

[ornate bone]

Bicrophone

[rocky nacelle]

trampoline without the net

[grizzled aspen]

So who's your hive mind, you stinker?

[copper hawk]

not telling you noob

[ornate bone]

Gun without the safety lock

[placid fiber]

Exactly what I would want to do

[rocky nacelle]

bungee jump without the cord

[placid fiber]

[copper hawk]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1280595238829690900/1292272386351304804/8f221eaa40ec37d04e5d086e7d17832c.jpg?ex=670321f2&is=6701d072&hm=1950d3f9a81325cd8571017b2d1be1af4defc04954fea21525f08bc138ce49cf&
https://fxtwitter.com/MegaChanRevival/status/1842372498182033861

@hard nexus

[placid fiber]

I honestly can't help I never heard of the games until then, but, I learned of a peak series because of it

[hard nexus]

i saw that

lmfao

[ornate bone]

Parachute without the chute and with rocks and head first

[hard nexus]

it’s so funny

[copper hawk]

it's so mulchy

[ornate bone]

Eat shit but instead of shit it's enriched uranium isotopes

[lunar fable]

man

[copper hawk]

idk what 2 play

[lunar fable]

trauma psykers

[median steeple]

the poles have sinned

[placid fiber]

you mean radithor?

[lunar fable]

they always knock over crushers when you don't need them to

[ornate bone]

Sigma sigma on the wall, who's the skibidiest of them all

[placid fiber]

which had radium in it, and was sold in the 1930's >.>

[copper hawk]

no gooner wanna play

sigh..

[ornate bone]

Part of why I stopped using it

[lunar fable]

i also had a smoke/stealth vet running a psword

[grizzled aspen]

I knock over bulwarks and reapers when they're set up but otherwise don't target ogryns.

[median steeple]

Wamma slay?

[copper hawk]

idk,,,,,,

i feel weird rn,,

[ornate bone]

Cinema.

[copper hawk]

i need water and caffeine i think

and maybe a Run

[grizzled aspen]

You need FOOD.

[lunar fable]

and this guy didn't use trauma when it was actually needed

[grizzled aspen]

EAT REAL FOOD MF.

[copper hawk]

naaaaaah

i def dont need that

look at this noob

[ornate bone]

You need love and affection

[grizzled aspen]

YOU CANT SURVIVE OFF ONLY SOY.

[placid fiber]

Like ice cream?

[lunar fable]

the poor vet was running away from 6 bulwarks cause he didn't know what to do

[ornate bone]

Go fucking find it

[lunar fable]

and our psyker did nothing to help him

[grizzled aspen]

That would be an improvement to what he currently survives off of.

[rocky nacelle]

it comes from within

first

[placid fiber]

That... is kinda sad lol

[grizzled aspen]

Ice cream is calcium, protein, and raw calories.

Soy is... soy.

[placid fiber]

It means I eat healthier than they do lol

[ornate bone]

The power sword vet was going in the opposite direction of a crusher?

[placid fiber]

and 90% of what I eat are snacks

[grizzled aspen]

Couldn't actually tell you what is in soylent.

[lunar fable]

https://tenor.com/view/nintendo-switch-baahh-tada-hi-gif-12601447

[ornate bone]

Home of sexual

[median steeple]

• asks to play
• offers
• Nah im rotting atm

SIGH

[grizzled aspen]

@copper hawk YOU HEAR THAT? HE EATS BETTER THAN YOU DO AND ITS 90% JUNK FOOD!

[ornate bone]

Cica is gooning

[grizzled aspen]

GO EAT A SANDWICH.

[ornate bone]

He's chasing Batman

[lunar fable]

i did double his melee damage

[placid fiber]

I only get those like 2 days a week now lol

[lunar fable]

running my smaul that isn't even empowered

[grizzled aspen]

Mf wants to lecture me about drinking mtn dew but won't eat real food.

Smfh.

[fleet zealot]

the stinker

[placid fiber]

That's how much I had to cut back at work for my insurance... 😦

[grizzled aspen]

Do you not buy a package of lunch meat and a load of bread?

[placid fiber]

but I get meds for free tho

[placid fiber]

I do that

but I mostly snack

[grizzled aspen]

Even a basic land o frost pack is like 4-5 sandwiches.

[placid fiber]

but I do eat some food lol

[median steeple]

not a single thought behind those eyes.....

amazing creatures

[paper harness]

ATTENTION ALL REJECTS

I need 3 experienced players to help me get the auric maelstrom survivor penance (5 consecutive wins without dying)

Currently on 2/5

I play Veteran; ideally need 2 psykers + a zealot/ogryn, but ill take anything i can get

[placid fiber]

I guess I honestly only eat 70% snacks

Mayo, cheese, and turkey sammiches r delicious

[grizzled aspen]

SHUT UP

[amber igloo]

What you need 2 psykers for ideally?

[grizzled aspen]

[paper harness]

I do not

copypasta now

[grizzled aspen]

Real mayonnaise, though?

Or are you a miracle whip creature?

[placid fiber]

Dibs on being canceled for being too tired x.x

[lunar fable]

that's a recon las vet isn't it...

[grizzled aspen]

[placid fiber]

Honestly I'm still probably better than most randos even at this capacity...

[amber igloo]

why would anyone voluntarily ask for those squishy fks

[placid fiber]

and I'm working with like... 5% mental capacity

[grizzled aspen]

Sounds like you've never played with a good psyker.

[paper harness]

Smite

Probably

[amber igloo]

oh right, smykers

the thing we run away from

[paper harness]

I got mine day 2 of penance update

[amber igloo]

I've played with the best of em @grizzled aspen

[spare talon]

Need 3 smykers