#zealot-class
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need another girl to say this to me fr
cica coded gif
I LOVE DUNGEON MESHI RAAAAH
outplaying shitters still gives me more dopamine than having the stupidest bastards known to man on my team
also it feels nice to tard wrangle and shot call for people
and it works out smooth
I just be playing Pantheon support, I be spearing mfers, I got my Q up
the manipulative riss
i don't hate myself enough to play league
I was manipulated into playing it n then got perma locked as my groups support
It’s an addiction I can’t break
the one moba that actually got it's grippers on me was shut down so i am free
OW1 had me like that too
HOTS?
nah
hm
paragon
When I heard gripper I thought of smth lewd
i was gonna say that 2nd
OW2 is ASS tho so I don’t feel the need to play it
Wtf is wrong with me
overwatch 2 is so bad
OW1 > OW2 it’s not even close
I love Moira
if they stopped releasing after moira
i know what you are
moira is the one that looks like david bowie right ?
neat
What?
dude died and was made into an overwatch skin
I would if Valve updated it
as much as i hate overwatch id still rather play it then tf2
God I wish valve add jerma985 to tf2
It’s a shell of its former self
No I know that
Bowies best contribution is getting covered by Nirvana
@spare talon wait are you the cole i was told to ask about stealth zealot?
I do listen to his work yes
I’m 2 stupid 4 Deadlock
probably
You are dead
HATE !
yah
No big surprise
that's the cole
Then let me die my own way damn it
not big surprise*
i know im in the minority but i actually prefer his version of the man who sold the world over the nirvana cover
I prefer Midge Ures over both
Bowies was my least favorite tbh
never heard that one
I know it cause it was in MGS V
you thanked me for music the other day
ur not real
THROW THROW THROW
I like starman n that's about it
oh that is the version in that ?
Yep yep
wasn't aware, it is a pretty good one
Hating you?
para sent me peak the other day
YOURE PLAYING RANKED LEAGUE
i hate you ❤️
Nirvana being my 3rd most listened to band makes me biased
YOU AINT ALLOWED TO SAY SHIT TO ME ANYMORE
L
Star man is the only other song ik by him lol
ngl, most of what i've listened recently is NAOKI
@spare talon mind if i ask yea for some build advice.
GGST?
yeah
Lol I feel that
Can't even listen to balkan music
i feel like a fucking nerd listening to video game ost's but it is so good
System of a Down is my most listened 2 rn
go back to the kitchen bitch
One
It fits 4 gameplay and just chilling
N that's it
😇
real quick what's you gender so i know how to react to this
a straight male
damn, unfortunate
He is gay
you were gonna be freaky
im gonna have to kill you
werent you
shut the fuck up wolf

freaktide once again
omg goku
Ever y time paradise gets called Para I imagine him as the old British paratrooper in a Bridge too far
Feakshark
And this is now my permanent visualization of him
feak
Freak
Beak
feak
NO
my honest reaction
NO
How does the best boss killing build works right now?
cats if they where burger
blocked
He will be baked soon alhamdulillah
Turn into Fred
you did not need to add that
No I need to
You know how freaky the internet is
I am no Ian Watson boys
sorry was in a game
for stealth right
Blazing piety or inexorable judgement for stealth crit knife build?
:<
This is unironically a scenario in arcanum
both work just fine, it ends up coming down to what youre willing to sacrifice
He want me frfr
first person to ever want you
what do you use oh Cole of the knowdledge
That one ain't actually ture.
*true
Granted that number is quite small.
my stealth knife build is fucking weird
so im putting together more reasonable options for normal people who arent evil and fucked up like me
Ey para wanna play a ro7nd
mine is "if i fuck up even slightly im gone"
nice edging to the limit for the emperor
In 4 hour or so
will do this brick shroud build
but wont knife gunker anymore
cowardice
Pthey should stealth to the ogryn
It would be funny
It's just intimidation n the enemy run away from you
here is an IJ build for it, IJ is much more thrifty with points on stealth considering how close it is, so we get to take a lot of the nice to haves throughout the tree
I fucking hate Mk6 knife how does anyone use that
Except elite and other igher class
It's nice
Wtf are you babbling about
and here is a piety build with 2 points missing, and 5 options as to where they can go
since it is more costly to build all the way across after stealth, youre spending many more points than you would otherwise
so you have to compromise on some nodes
however this does give you IoD crit cdr, which is incredibly potent, much more than the backstab one even on stealth knife
so youre able to use stealth much much more often, but at the cost of many of the nice to haves
God I wish they make the tree more bash like psycher tree
Speaking off the new add to the psycher tree
Ain't it half shit
Have you abused daemonhost shroud yet
Or any monstrosity really
I love one shooting boss
It is funny
@tribal trout momentum build
Nono im reffering to the cursed knowledge
@tribal trout piety build (and options)
what blessings do you use with that?
Aight Discord thank you for the variety pack
precog and riposte on piety
uncanny and precog/riposte on IJ
I luv discord telling me what random ppl I’ve never spoken 2 are doing instead of it telling me what my friends r doing wdym
Flawless app

i am a creature of habit and stick with precog/riposte on both, but uncanny is gonna very consistent on IJ for boosting up any non crits
with piety youre gonna be critting so much anyway that you wont even notice much of a difference

i love my 95% crit chance piety knife
ill take 50% crit chance and still just shit on everything
soyker knife is weird
their crit chance numbers never end in 0
at least on my gunker
psyker and vet always need uncanny tbh
im always at like 20% then I pop scriers and just get more
I still think it's really weird how every tree but zealot gets nodes other than Toughness and TDR
because psyker has 7.5% base
whats zeals
I wanted out of this hell of a nightmare match
(my friend took the screenshot for me)
%
thats why soyker is 25%+
51 minute match fml
thanks capslock
Ur welcome
literally hard stuck because they couldn't stay alive and help me
there was another zealot but they ended up rq'ing
@spare talon thank you. i use a vartion of your IJ build without Revenant. Taking Retributors Stance in its place. I play with one stam, cdr, stam regen, block curios.( all classes ima freak vernitide 2 vet) Should i stick to Ff or try spreading those 2 nodes out.
.
another cole fan has arisen
cometh children
we must praise the lord
It clutched me a 3 bosses in a assassination final room. Ima goblin with this build.
I agree
come with me here
join the cole cargo cult
we await the great man to drop banger builds
we dont need more dick riding noobs
we get enough of that already (as a whole class)
Hold on now
awww man
Riding whos?
I use that build DAILY

Ima Vermintide 2 vet i hated the elf then i become the elf now.
it's the best build EVER
I main Elf in VT2
DT is my first game
Vermintide 2 is good fun if you like darktide.
sorry but I'm a sprint whore
I love sprinting
no one ever said self loathing wasn't possible
All Father of Speeds, we are born to be.
I love myself for playing Elf
I can play the character I hate the most
no lacerate? cringe
it's worse
block efficiency + sprint efficiency, then all or nothing
you're literally delaying the amount of time you have to do anything at all
Bounty hunter got his balls chopped and mailed back to Warrior Priest. Muh babey mane. Muh babaey
let me explain why lacerate is better than fucking whatever: you click they bleed
limb splitter too
nuh uh
whats the point of dashing blablabla crit blablabla if you can just click and they bleed
simple
2 many people play Salt so I had to switch to Elf every game so I just started maining them
i main ogryn btw
as my idol once said, you must avoid uncanny strike no matter what
can you return to the klan meeting now
uncanny strike feels like kicking yourself in the balls
this all makes sense now
idea: let me run a weapon with two lacerates
darktide definitely is a different experience compared to vermintide
block eff isnt needed, especially since you have 1 stam curio which is way more than enough to mitigate stam issues with the stam regen (which i triple stack too)
the 3 stacks of cdr on the curio is realistically 3.6 seconds in total, which is honestly not enough to justify 3 of your 9 perk slots tbh, esp since its a reduction to the max, its actually make the backstab less useful than without it, slightly reducing how many seconds it takes off in comparison to without (this is stupidly minor compared to the point of the slots its taking up but still)
id highly recommend throwing at least 2 gunner resists on there, considering that will net you 36% (or 49% with 3) considering it covers the enemy that probably hits you the most regardless and makes them a non issue
can also just throw more toughness on there cuz having a shit ton is always useful
Sneezing and knocking all the blood out of my enemies
woe
wall of text
READING AGH
kept mine below 200 
im not reading all that, i have bad reading comprehension and AdHd
tell me, what colour is the best colour, answer as a real ogryn main
One day you will realize handmaiden is GOATED
obviously blue
this is a test to your loyalty to your class
clearly
for high weaves yeah
rather stick to being a gk/merc main
why do you think ogryns are white supremacists?
To each their own, I can’t stand any character but Kerillian and Salt tbh
ban waves
vetties dressed as krieg are way more dangerous
Gameplay wise
vetties dressed as krieg are all femboys
let's be real here
Steel Legion #1
i love krubs
arent we all playing a game where we cosplay as space-fascists?
footknight w bret ls is pawesome
I am Kriegs #1 hater
I like merc better but I agree
emperor blablabla xeno blablabla lacerate blablabla
you don't even have to be
fuck the kriegs they look stupid german
Someone has to be
kerillian is the only one who's gameplay never interested me 
my kruber is 1872 and saltz was around 1000ish
krieg started as an alt paint scheme from steel legion
you're literally the father
merc is generally better
Erm they’re French 
start pay child support
and is just straight up better in cat
Ah hell nah
oh no krieg main appeared
I got a call from orkimedes
Krieg players in real warhammer 40k matches are the weirdest
he said he figured out exterminatus

Krieg fans r sus to me until proven otherwise
Met too many weirdos who only like 40k cus of them
krieg fans and tf2 players when put in a venn diagram is the same circle
its him

treat them with suspicion
facts
I won’t tolerate Sang dissing
(I’m a kroot boy tbh)
I’m a Tau fanboy for Aliens
I WATCHED A PLANET
I WATCHED A PLANET DIE
WELL MAYBE TOU SHOULDA BEEN ON IT CADIAN
🇨🇦
HOW COULD YOU COMPARE YOURSELF TO MY PLANET
Hmmmm assasinorium
I WATCHED A PLANET DIE
there was no coverup
he was the only vindictus assassin at the place
administratum agent georgus bushus was the agent in charge of the security details
Noted for gunner resistance. like my stripped down and slide cancel for gunners. double health or one Toughness depending on the mission modifier. I can never tell if cdr is worth it the way I play. Ill have to give that up with block. Blood Redemption worth a node over Ff?
he has now taken kennedius's duties as the planetary governor
I love cole bc he stacks +3 stam curios too
I'm a stam slut
always will be
All I’m saying is I was in the Guard for 10 yrs and not just anyone coulda made that shot
"Cadia fell, burned to the ground, but we live! Hear that? Cadia lives! "
if cadia so great
why no cadia 2?
i literally only stack 3 +3 stams on one build
checkmate cadians
shhhhhhh
Satm regenz calm down now. 😉
Because no sequel could top the original
the propaganda must happen
on my new IJ knife build with fotf and crit cdr i only use 2 stam curios
u cant lvl up more @spare talon
oh yeah you took the IJ chastise knife I was running and just put crit CDR on it didnt you cole
hows that build
its so awesome
Sounds like infinite push attacks
why can't people learn to melee
isn't your zealot build supposed to have inf. push?
I always do
i was kinda crutching on stealth previously with knife but after using knife on vet and psyker for a while i had learned to not crutch on a game pause with it lmao
I wish i loved zealot dash in both games.
the moment I run out of stamina I get to dodge and now I can push more
iirc you just dropped good balance and unyielding to get the crit cdr right, didnt it look like this
I always take a +3 curios on zealot and vet, plus Stam Regen. On psyker it depends.
drop atk speed for 2nd charge then its mine
this guy's a friend
thought so
i already have perma 20% atk speed and 15% from ij
I love stam friends
the 2nd charge is for safety
Have you all tested achlys V2?
Achlys combat axe reworked
honestly I like the "argument" for this
wdym
but I havent needed 2nd chastise on knife, but with IoD crit buffs
father tanner is always right
ill probably take it
just for more dps
I just never ran 2x chastise on knife cause I never felt a need to
I understand getting it as a safety net though
I like dashing twice sometimes
i use it for so many things
i use it for toughness regen, a FUCK THIS GUY button, refresh on atk speed, firerate for flamer, point blank stagger after a rez or while im flaming
it all happened after I talked to hamdol that one time and realized I can minmax having 1 chastise if I just play fine like I always do
having a second charge is so versatile
the min max talent tree tism
Last time I ran 1 chastise was a few hours back in March 2023
I dont see a problem with singular chastise
few hours back huh
i totally could too
but i value the safety net so much
i used soc for so long
should I even run range specialist with HHA?
for vet I mean
what
I was lvling my zealot
ranged specialist
like I said though new IoD gets to abuse 2x chastise so much though
the reload on WS activation
Use knives
I'm stupid
oh always prepared
no remember name
ive only used the 3 burst on vet and it was with WS when it was added
cuz that gun was so cool
are you queueing normal board rn cole
Vraks III my beloved
not the most optimal but the gun is good
i was then people wanted knife info
lmao
you trynna play in a sec I need a gunker fix
Vigilant
What???
would you reccomend invigorated for free stamina
i even told u about my fav horc char..
Oh that
i had an ogryn request to join me after a game
i only ever use the base node and always prepared
I thought u were implying u were green irl
should have said no
Yea but that’s only half green skin
I mean I love stamina but I still think there is still a point where you can have too much stamina
Wait. Do you mean that tanner?🤣
im just more conserving of stam on vet tbh
Now it plays like a big taxe
he is joking
I'm running vraks VII (think it's graia VII now)
I'm not
I'm #1 tanner superfan
I worship tanner every day
Witcher elves
I have an altar in my room for him
It took me a second is all.
I have an unhealthy parasocial relationship with tanner
Do you worship his maid tendencies too?
yessir
I love men
or smth
wait
no
He dresses like venti
Ahahah
immortalized
now caught liking men
God bless
A guy named Tintin. C'mon. I'm French enough to know that's a gay alert.
I love men too
Am I a woman now?
Guardsmen
idk I'm too tired
this implies you werent at some point
the inquisition could always erase records
What's that?
the genshin impact girl
A size at Starbucks
Genshin impact dude
Guy
it's a woman with a man label slapped onto it
let's be real
he was all GREEN
@rocky nacelle How is chain slideboosting 5 stars
ALL GREEN !!
OKAY BUT ONLY HALF OF HIS DNA IS GREEN
i remember the 3d tintin movie actually being good
but that is all i remember from it
there's a new one coming
2027
Kuifje is peak
I miss grogg
and peter jackson's directing it
That's the one made by Peter Jackson and Spielberg?
postal brain damaged is peak
am i misremembering or was i just too young to think anything was bad (i also dont really remember when it came out)
Andor season 2 2025 
wait
it's a good adaptation ngl
what are you talking about yam
when that dropped
mixed plotpoints
Slideboosting aint hard atall
in what
The sprawl guide
im 22
I was 29
Postal has the same movement tech
all boomer shooters of the modern age do
Im so old. Stop please my ego.
me rn listenin 2 my song
@acoustic dune
no
its getting more detaled
you're exactly half a decade older
very nice
youre telling me
youre 12
suit stitching is great
nope
5th day without sleep
ok youre 17
I'm gonna die
@spare talon every 5 years after 25 you get a free dlc for your body. Its windows.
dont make me think about it
God I was older in 2011 than you are right now Cole
can I get criticism for a vraks autogun shovel build?
That was Cica.
Watch Monkey Cica and millions of other Warhammer 40,000: Darktide videos on Medal, the largest Game Clip Platform.
WE ARE ON THE OPPOSITE TEAM
my intuition never fails
I feel u
cica is never this cool when I play with em
oh wait its cause this is psychos clip
cica too scared to act like that unless its psycho
im gonna whoop his ass
very noob
he's gonna feel the femboy wrath
Freak
HE JUST CALLED DORN "SGT DORN"
what
what does this mean
alright for everyone who wants a chud cringe screen shot
and what does the desc mean too
wtf is a cargo cult
give it to our local archivist
Cult where they all wear khaki cargo shorts
whoever that is
freaky
Go
swap these two
you already have uncanny
whats the context, whats cringe abt this
Gool
Ghoul*
n not feeling lazy
done and done
Listen here smoothskin
when primitive areas get aid/shipments from more developed areas they develop a worship of when the developed era
"done and done, i have removed uncanny from the shovel"
fandango guy im drawing is cooler
ah
me
it's an interesting study, these guy's are imitating rifle marches
WHAT THE FUCK
dude i am watching someone fight their inner demons
they pray that the people who brought them the goods will return if they imitated them
it is interesting
they can both die
i wanna read a psychology report on that
there probably is
thats interesting
yknow thats pretty interesting
this is quite interesting actually
yeah im interested
That dog is so you
Big ass eyes
No braincells
(it actually is i just had nothing else to say except exactly what everyone else said already)
Bliss
is there anything else I need
for the build I mean
not toughness regen speed on the curios
I like it for the self sustain
what do I trade it for tho?
toughness regen speed is only from coherency only
Floating or drowning?
you already have both voc and confirmed kill too lmao
I keep thinking it'd help with the shout
yea I'm an idiot
nope
it is straight ass lmao
what do I swap it for
at least 2 gunner resist
i take toughness since iron will goated, but thats only really for when voc isnt active
and i triple stack stam regen
are you going gremlin hunting
gremlin hunting is best done solo tbh
since you get put with 3 randos
and get to watch all their happenings
I already have it
so just swap t. regen for gunner resist?
p much
you think ghost is worth it?
pretty amazing ngl
on the three burst
you want headhunter and deadly accurate
it has a crit chain of the full burst
but the 2nd and 3rd shot of crits also contribute to headhunter stacks
so its a crit monster
what about semi auto?
I swap the marks every round
yea I should probably switch back to DA surgical then
I thought ghost'd be nice
would swapping to shredder be possible?
I've never used shredder in my vet career
shredder needs a pretty specific build to make it onpar with the rest of his rangeds
I mean the grenade
Yall see many xbox players in the Auric difficulties for the windows players?
well I did use shredder once
right. both named the same
so that was a lie
what build is this?
but I got told to kms bc shredder was a crutch for my unwashed ass
shredder would cost 1 more talent so youd have to give something up
yea
they're fine ngl
im impressed idk how they can actually play auric on a fucking controller lmao
controller is fine actually
I started as controller
dude ive tried
Ima one of them but i always find them rare to see. Like I get alot of you guys
ive TRIED
bc I used game pass cloud
It's time for consoleplayers jokes
the aim assist is nice
fucking xbots in my game
cant even aim at the body
and the 180 dodge is a good boon to give up keyboard
ive tried using a controller and i played like i was a 3 year old who has never moved his limbs in his life
but to be completely fair I have met one person abusing aim assist while using keyboard
I play with a modified controller and sense and would make and adhd doctor question my health. So theres that. Yes my hands hurt
if you started on controller and moved to keyboard it'd feel better
I play DT with a flight stick and throttle
But i do shit like that so
depends on your controller tho
I have a really nice battle beaver one with the back paddles
2 weeks to convert, according to my cousin
That really changes from person to person idk
@rocky nacelle @grizzled aspen
No paddles. Ima fucking savage. I want them so bad. Csr repairs first
If your controller is causing finger/wrist pain then you should start changing smth up tho
at the least stretch/take breaks
I was too lazy to connect the paddles
auric temates
for honor post? in my daktide server?
hello link
after connecting the paddles made it nicer
Yes. 🫃
I can probably steal your IP address from somewhere in this link
I do but controller your whole life apex, titanfall, im a chef. So eh mesa fucked
please like like everyone else
yeah ok poopmadness cat
idk what poopmadness is
what the fuck spotify radio
You lazy son of a b
I just like this specific gif
i trust the person with the blue ripper gun more than the person with t4 weakspot and crit damage
If Fatshark could let use bind our own shit there be alot less pain i tell you whut. Shit wack asf
you can
wtf are you babbling about
hes prolly a controller user
I'm broke
Ong
Oh you mean presets? Nah i want my special ripped off the joystick press. Ergonomic of their presets are bad
Hol the fuck up
we can use controllers?!
yea
was that not clear?
no
breh
I have been living a lie
xbox had it
i mean actualy keybind
Yeah it’s on console so
so you get free aim assist
Controller - Eviscerator time fr fr
i am on PC 
PC controller gaming fr fr
in school working on my stop motion
me too
frick you maen
cole
i take school very seriously tintin
are you queuing rn
now if you excuse me i need ot find a shitting person noise
Oh my B. You mean PC? Lol dont race war me dawg. Cuz you got antsy. 🤭
broke
told me that cleave target was the dump stat
on what?
@spare talon
ill cry from my heating pile of mess
found tanner
I wasted ~500k dockets on trying for a new power sword
then I gambled with 15 of them bc they were like 63% cleave target
no luck
had to scrap
cleave targets is the dump stat on peeswords because brutal/sunder lets you ignore hitmass
yea I found out
and I lost all my money
500? ill prob get it after 200k
noob
gamble better
Nu u.
I trust dorn
i played like 500 hours of rashad because dorn told me it was gonna get nerfed
he's played more darktide games than the steps I've walked
he's bad with stock management
so what

tell him not to short rashad next time
tell him to buy vet bonds
it always goes up
vet is literally fatshark's favourite child
im buying marty stocks and PB options
If Vet was FS favorite child they would have given me Maccabian Janissaries already
maccabian goonissaries
not fs's fault
they have to write 500 word essays to geedubs for permission to put ork fingers in the game
💀
I want
to try and make a DBarrel carapace deleter
maybe warp rider abuse can help
@rocky nacelle thats why i typically pass on dh in maelstroms
but i went ahead anyway cuz i knew both of us were goblins
true LOL
yeah I should have clipped the
stupid little look
oh dh lets fight it
we gave each other
the slow look to me
as I green stimm to full
also I think I know where we can find some gremlins
maybe on rolling steel
surely I can use this with a scriers build
and force carapace 1 shots
also I wonder if that double barrel did that burst damage at the start
(heresy moment)
i did FOTF into it so
forced crit
true
finesse weapon
1 sec
I wanna psykhanium a warp rider DBarrel meme
see if I can shit on carapace
i love how i saw you stimming and knew "ok yeah we're fighting this"
u cant
Cica and I found a lagswitcher on for honor.
Look at the warmonger.
She's teleporting.
why are u saying "FOR ATOMA"
the very start
the darktide motto
that's "fortune favours the bold"
audaces fortuna iuvats
I may be stupid.
it's the motto of the SAS iirc
i'm definitely stupid dw
Thank God, I thought I was the only one.