zealot-class

[stone fern]

i just need WORDS

[acoustic dune]

maybe some of us cant

[stone fern]

SKISSUE

[acoustic dune]

have you thought of that

[full holly]

shoot im in whats your darktide name?

[acoustic dune]

thats thoughtism

[stone fern]

I AM NOT FUCKING OPENING UP A WAVE EDITOR AND CUTTING 5 SECONDS OFF EVERY BOOK

[rotund shoal]

vvvvvvv 18 times

anyway one sec ill send you my fs code

just gotta log in

[stone fern]

actually

im gonna email their support

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/furious-gif-26366448

[stone fern]

im so pissed

[ivory marlin]

Tf

[acoustic dune]

tzench

[ivory marlin]

No thats not what i had coppied

[acoustic dune]

sound like a tzench thing to do on clad

[ivory marlin]

The whole joke is ruined now

Fuck

[acoustic dune]

fuck you say

https://tenor.com/view/freaky-dog-im-fr-an-eater-qazira-dog-tongue-freaky-dog-tongue-gif-14576727459878736156

[ivory marlin]

Wyd if you wake up and Trazyn eating yo ass freaky style

[red mesa]

anyone been in a similar situation?

[acoustic dune]

eat him out in response

i am gonna eat dat living metal

and love it

[ivory marlin]

Real

[rotund shoal]

@full holly fs code is in my profile

[stable cypress]

Find better friends

[stone fern]

ok

i dmed audible on twitter instead

[red mesa]

i know this is funny in gamer speak.
but these are my real life bros who i love.
They just fucking suck at darktide and are resistant to coaching

[rotund shoal]

u askin for advice for how to deal with irl friends from discord?

they just dont seem to want to play the game at a high level

[stone fern]

find better friends

[rotund shoal]

they just wanna have fun

either play with them for fun cuz theyre your friends or find friends who also want to play the game at a high level

[rocky nacelle]

just tell them they suck and if they use it as fuel to get better great if they stop playing, also great we'll be down 2 less smitekers and you can play the game again

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1202399927322419230.webp?size=96&quality=lossless

[red mesa]

idk, im just venting mostly. wondering if anyone whos into these skill based pve games has been in a similar dilemma. Friends start playing again and are doing all the noob traps you personally hate. But bc its just a video game you look like the bad guy if you try to over coach them or tell them to play differently

[rotund shoal]

yes my friends are also normies when it comes to games

i just accept it

and play at their level

[red mesa]

ya funny zap hands go brrrr t4 is good enough, exactly

[rotund shoal]

nothing you can do, its just how they are

[rocky nacelle]

sucks for you john

[red mesa]

maybe i just reduce how much i play darktide with them

[stable cypress]

Yeah real talk if they're cool then just be honest that you don't enjoy playing heresy

[stone fern]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1274004935951908864/1289488655903227904/ezgif-4-fbb732c0d4.jpg?ex=66ff98e5&is=66fe4765&hm=6b13a0d2583a947788ec982db67195d9461e45126b0280cfa76846a0572ec84e&
this is the dude that introduced me to darktide

[rocky nacelle]

I can somehow drag my friends into higher difficulties

[stone fern]

i was doomed from the start...............

[rocky nacelle]

you were ass from the start....

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/truth-is-the-game-was-rigged-from-the-start-fallout-new-vegas-gif-14316695

[stone fern]

truth is

[red mesa]

lol its an option.
I mean my 1 friend literally never does anything else

[stone fern]

FUCK

beat me to it

[red mesa]

he has 1 melee kill the ENTIRE MATCH in one of those scoreboards

how is that even possible?

[rocky nacelle]

everyone is too slow

compared 2 me

[red mesa]

I can get us through the missions, but they hate being on the floor and watching me clutch all the time
so they ask to play heresy QP

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/allstate-gotta-be-quicker-than-that-fishing-gif-11607646

[rocky nacelle]

then let them sit on the floor more

either they'll wanna stop playing

or maybe get the hint

and do something

lmfao

[north sedge]

i do wonder why people find smite fun, it's just holding one button down for 30 minutes

[rocky nacelle]

im not sure how vocal you can be with these friends

considering they are adamant on being stubborn

and not "taking coaching"

actions must speak

[paper harness]

because it lowers the difficulty

[rocky nacelle]

turns off the difficulty *

[red mesa]

this is what i was hoping. Like i wanted them to see me clutch and be like "oh damn, you can do crazy stuff in this game with a bit of skill"

but half the time I swear they're on their other monitors while they wait for the pickup, or just dont care

they're just uber casuals in a game I like to play at a higher level and i guess I just have to accept it lol. Play with them when Im willing, and maybe ill just make excuses and bail here or there when im not

[stone fern]

because theyre not ready for that threat level

[north sedge]

so it's a weaponized helldivers 2 patch, horrifying

[rotund shoal]

wtf theres no bells

in heresy twins

cant do the skip

????

[stone fern]

huh

[north sedge]

but yes i still don't get it cause you're not actually doing anything

[rocky nacelle]

I think if you're good enough friends with them

[stone fern]

you need to do the puzzle

[rocky nacelle]

you can tell them you just simply do not want to play at their level anymore

and they can choose to respect that or not

[feral falcon]

i got a willing team but we still failed

[red mesa]

ya, i am and can most likely get away with this. But i'll look like a snob so i probably wont lol

[rocky nacelle]

fair enough

[red mesa]

i just dont wanna like, be an obnoxious "elite gamer"

which is why im complaining here where I know other higher level players hang who will 'get it'

lol

[acoustic dune]

arlight for big mommy gilf tomboy mother hadron time

its freaktide time

[red mesa]

im convinced the melee and other aspects of the game seem overwhelming or scary, and they dont really 'get' the game yet and its skill cap
so just hold funny brrrr hands down and it works

[frosty herald]

your friends dont wanna sweat

[stable cypress]

Its ideal if you can be honest with them

[frosty herald]

they just want a relaxing experience

[north sedge]

i have a friend who ragequit DT forever a long while back cause we didn't wanna play below damnation (and he got downed by a single bruiser)

this was pre13 so, not the most intense damnation experience either

[acoustic dune]

wahts a bruiser

[south grove]

the melee only scab/dreg

the little ones with their clubs

[north sedge]

the shirtless melee dreg with a metal helmet

[acoustic dune]

oh

[rocky nacelle]

also if they think its you being elitist

lmao

you just want something more challenging but if they view that as elitism

no helping that

[acoustic dune]

they have name?

[red mesa]

yep this kind of stuff "wtf im so squishy on damnation i just die instantly"

meanwhile its bc hes using smite in a giant horde and never pulls out melee. I'm not sure he even knows HOW to properly melee even tho i try to give him hints about it "make sure you're dodging when meleeing" "weave pushes in" etc

in one of those screenshots he has 1 melee kill for a successfull non-assassination mission. So ya, i think its just a lost cause lol

[acoustic dune]

should have power through like a true gamer

if my playstyle doesnt work then ill do it till it work

[frosty herald]

this is exactly like tekken games

or just fighting games in general

[rocky nacelle]

people self plateauing themselves?

yea

[stable cypress]

Yeah if they don't want to change shit up then fine thats cool. But its not cool if they're expecting you to change for them

[frosty herald]

your to good to play casually against others/with others

[acoustic dune]

god i wish smite was useful

[stable cypress]

I wish it was dead and buried

[long kelp]

Anyone got a good martyrdom thunder hammer build ?

[acoustic dune]

all damage skill point

do a glass canon build

[frosty herald]

https://youtu.be/gL6Mx6bHnPc?si=gFwI7IkJu3tEzdbT

https://tenor.com/view/cosmic-angel-ascended-ascension-gif-21289430

[acoustic dune]

wahts that dead by daylight goku game

with perfect cell

[stable cypress]

Breakers

[acoustic dune]

what ever happen to it

[stable cypress]

Idk it got older. Maybe peoplw still play

[frosty herald]

kinda just died out

[acoustic dune]

why do people even play dead by daylight

are they like

kinky

[frosty herald]

they are brain damaged

[south grove]

what if I do gunlugger ogryn

[acoustic dune]

masochist

[south grove]

and instead of being a lobotomite I play normally

[frosty herald]

dbd is only popular because it has almost every horror villain in the game and its the only kind thats playable

[lean lark]

smite is not meant to be fun smile is meant to be effectively a get out of jail free card

[south grove]

also also also

[lusty oar]

so nothing changes

[lean lark]

but people do people things and use it for something else entirely

[acoustic dune]

do a giant dwarf build

(shovel or pickaxe)

[south grove]

I accidentally maxed out shield

[north sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/smiling-javi-gutierrez-pedro-pascal-the-unbearable-weight-of-massive-talent-happy-gif-25135496

[south grove]

I don't even like it

[acoustic dune]

''accidentally'' yeah sure

[south grove]

I just wanted perfect 500 plants for every ogryn weapon

most other weapons took 1-2 pulls

[acoustic dune]

me watching someone smite on my dying down body

[south grove]

so I could just scrap them afterwards

[lean lark]

I like to bring smite because I can get 5% cd on elite/specialist kill and malefic momentum and also get to smite when someone is about to get overwhelmed or doing an objective

[south grove]

but it took 100-200 shield to get a good one

[lean lark]

but I only bring smite if my melee and ranged can do everything I need them to do, if not I grab assail

[south grove]

so instead of scrapping all of them I may as well just consecrate the rest once and sacrifice

so now I maxed out shield but I don't play it

[acoustic dune]

i will and only will when i dont feel like getting brain burst or assail

omg

[lean lark]

most of the time I don't even use smite the entire game and just grab it for talent broadening

[acoustic dune]

i take it all back

smite is peak

[lean lark]

trash

good synergy with shock mauls though

[stable cypress]

The problem being, shock mauls on psyker

[acoustic dune]

gonna use it with rapier

[lean lark]

charged strike is like

12-60 dmg

[south grove]

just like my bad habit with making vets cadian I have a bad habit of making ogryns PMCs

[acoustic dune]

so peak

[lean lark]

depending on enemy armor hitb

[frosty herald]

are you fucking kiding me

[lean lark]

I'm not

it's literally no damage

[frosty herald]

fatshark try not to make a fun talent actual dogshit

nah im fucking pissed now

[red mesa]

that's how it should be used.
not like this

[south grove]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1290821541277208638/1291174300002418688/attachment.gif

[acoustic dune]

i like that one

[lean lark]

the only way I can see it being useful is say you just have the 100% cleave on an illisi, and you are a couple dmg off from killing the entire horde from your single heavy sweep

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-my-goodness-gracious-oh-my-goodness-cat-funny-funny-cat-gif-13420237915563187242

[red mesa]

i wonder what the 1 enemy was that was worth meleeing

lol

[lean lark]

but that's such a niche utility it's a waste of points

[frosty herald]

doesnt even stagger enemies

[south grove]

the guy looked at him wrong

[acoustic dune]

thats stupid

[frosty herald]

i was expecting 100-200 damage but nooooooo

[acoustic dune]

it should

[south grove]

so he decided to finally take out his sword

[fading vale]

I'm sorry amigo, if you can't hard carry with a staff that will make any five enemies in the game stop what they are doing and stand there for a few seconds and take damage on top of it in the time it takes you to right click, left click, and then then R. that's the definition of a player issue. The only staff that matches it in versatility is the purgatus staff. The purgatus staff just has different enemies and situations it's weak again

If i'm running surge staff I rarely get into a situation where my whole team is dead, because I have the tools that stops all the specials that suprise wipe teams. When i am in that situation pressing my F key to push/light everything around me on fire and some slash/push with my Illsi typically gives me the breathing room to go back the dogs/trappers etc under control.

What I'm getting from this is you aren't super great at melee crowd control, and that's fine a lot of people aren't, and it's a learned skill. But that's not an issue with a surge staff. It's jsut an issue that you can kind of get around with staffs like the purgatus.

[frosty herald]

im about to ping a cm asking why this shit is so ass

https://tenor.com/view/vegeta-tweaking-gif-11891071051541943413

[red mesa]

Number of One Shots: 0

he never even shot his staff at a single groaner

lightning hands the entire match

its baffling

[acoustic dune]

cm?

[lean lark]

imo surge staff should've stayed the same and instead smite should be our current surge staff

[frosty herald]

community manager

[lean lark]

like it was shown in the trailer for darktides launch

the psyker killing the bulwark with the smite?

[frosty herald]

you mean original smite lmao

[lean lark]

yeah. What happened to that?

[south grove]

what does surge staff even do

I've never used it

just seems like smite 2

[lean lark]

it was worse because it didn't have tons of targets

[lean lark]

It's ok single target dmg staff that also staggers

[acoustic dune]

stagger

[frosty herald]

no joke

[acoustic dune]

i only use to stagger

[frosty herald]

make electricity and fire do meaningful interactions with armor

[south grove]

so it's smite 2 with more damage?

[acoustic dune]

less aim more stagger

[lean lark]

its a 2-3 target smite that deals 800dmg+

[red mesa]

ya agree with this
but lean on staffs in this situation and not smite pls 😛
I'm not normally a smite hater, i know its the big topic on reddit right now.
but my friends are turning me into one lol

[lean lark]

and is faster

[south grove]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1290821541277208638/1291174300002418688/attachment.gif

TK all smykers

idc if I get kicked

[acoustic dune]

please change smite to the better

make it a passive grenade or smth

[fading vale]

uh oh someone fell for the old surge copypasta

[red mesa]

its a cool ability, so its sad its so unfun to play with on the team

[red mesa]

rip lol

[acoustic dune]

like you passivaly smite

[south grove]

I CAN'T FUCKING PARRY

EVERY SINGLE TIME

[red mesa]

i was about to say it didn't sound like your usual tone lol

[south grove]

I get a perfect parry about to happen with a crusher overhead

[red mesa]

unless im being trolled

[south grove]

this mf wades up and smite it

[frosty herald]

@lean lark fencing has ruined my ability to parry properly lmfao

[red mesa]

then it def sounds like you

[lean lark]

smite is rendered unfun by the players

[lean lark]

you are brainwashed

[acoustic dune]

parry indarktide?

[frosty herald]

space marine

[acoustic dune]

sm2

[lean lark]

that's what going the path of least resistance does to you

[frosty herald]

i was crutching on the absurd fencing window hard

[lean lark]

you fail at the rest

[frosty herald]

and now i have to learn to parry

fucked up world ngl

[acoustic dune]

skill issue

should have time your parry better

[frosty herald]

its getting there

[lean lark]

still waiting on block weapons having less perf parry frames

[frosty herald]

but the carnifex is a massive dickhead in campaign

[lean lark]

but actually have them

[acoustic dune]

i swear playing mordhau make me to be patient from all the bullshit

[south grove]

mordau 💀

[frosty herald]

imurah is also a generational dickhead

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/i-saw-w-gus-fring-gus-gustavo-deleted-gif-25440636

[south grove]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1016414310790074499/1046575817456615435/20221115_215459.gif

[acoustic dune]

get back here you fucking pervert

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-40k-space-marine-2-imurah-gif-16898195949442638689

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/mordhau-bg-mordhau-bg-gore-death-gif-19207823

[frosty herald]

get raptured idiot

[south grove]

the rapture:

[acoustic dune]

''carnussy''

fucking aye

[frosty herald]

malum caedo killing 10 lords of change and 7 great unclean ones just to give the power source to the mechanicus and atract imurah to it

[paper harness]

Canon now

[frosty herald]

malum caedo is 100% canon lmfao

[median steeple]

Cinema

[paper harness]

Malum cinema doesn’t have the same ring to it

[south grove]

he is canon

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/tts-cato-sicarius-i-cato-sicarius-skill-swordsman-gif-18440906

[frosty herald]

i believe caedo killed so many greater demons is because theyre weaker in realspace than in the warp

[acoustic dune]

i hate this guy

[lusty oar]

i like the sound of malum kino

[frosty herald]

because how else is bro going to have a massive streak

[acoustic dune]

i hope he get defeated in a duel

[south grove]

he's a good example of a sociopath

[frosty herald]

fun fact

[south grove]

"our second captain is dead"

[paper harness]

Games workshop when space marine

[winged peak]

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[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/tts-i-cast-fist-gif-18135032

[south grove]

"alright boys who's getting promoted?"

like the fuck

your second captain died

[frosty herald]

titus was demoted to luitenant for the sole reason that he would have the exact rank and status as cato sicarious

[acoustic dune]

):<

[south grove]

and now you're going to ask who's getting promoted

[acoustic dune]

i love mobility

[south grove]

yea I know that

[acoustic dune]

die

[south grove]

they declared titus dead

then another guy came up

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/furious-gif-26366448

[south grove]

other guy dies

cato asks about promotions

[winged peak]

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[south grove]

like the other guy was literally your friend

[south grove]

I agree with your name

[winged peak]

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[south grove]

it is

[hushed knoll]

(solid)

[lean lark]

it still is mobility

[winged peak]

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[frosty herald]

promote titus to chapter master 2 for stopping 2 chaos champions from becoming daemon princes

[south grove]

it still is mobility

[lean lark]

it's just people have grown different preferences

[lusty oar]

it is knify just likes being contrarian

[winged peak]

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[winged peak]

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[hushed knoll]

Knify no

Wtf

[south grove]

congrats

[acoustic dune]

fuck you i am crackhead

[winged peak]

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[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-monkey-dancing-monkey-vibing-monkey-jumping-monkey-vibe-check-gif-27025323

[winged peak]

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[lusty oar]

ok now scrap it for plasteel

[south grove]

nah dude dump stat is damge

[acoustic dune]

you mean diamentes

[south grove]

look at new video

it's sick right

[winged peak]

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[lusty oar]

you gotta find another hobby or something

[acoustic dune]

i have a dump stat damage knife is fine

[winged peak]

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[rotund shoal]

its diamantine

[acoustic dune]

gonna make it a bleed knife

[south grove]

my hobby is being bored and spreading misinformation

[rotund shoal]

how do you even make that mispelling its not how you write diamond in any language i know

except polish?

[south grove]

I think I'm doing pretty good with it

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/nerd-emoji-nerd-emoji-avalon-play-avalon-gif-24241051

[rotund shoal]

no not even polish

its diamante

[median steeple]

The captains are Titus, agemman, cato, acheran, in that order

[paper harness]

I am shocked Matt ward doesn’t have writing credits for boltgun

[stone fern]

what if boltpistol had a blessing that gave u 30% crit chance against the elite you gunbashed

instead of whatever the fuck blessings it has

[lusty oar]

zealot class

[acoustic dune]

nerd in zealot chat?

explode

[rotund shoal]

nah i never correct ppl on their mispelling u see how i write lmao

i just find this specific mispelling to make no sense

as in i dont get how you arrived at the mistake

its not even a random mistake cuz you keep repeating it

[frosty herald]

acheran doing fuck all for the entire story

[south grove]

least favourite part of my house rewatch

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/weirdcat-funnycat-psychich-assault-gif-66649479801514757

[south grove]

I cringed at this

this is like leon the professional level of cringe

[acoustic dune]

i like he kissed and the kid dies

[south grove]

not as bad as the natalie portman thing

but still

I wanna throw up

[acoustic dune]

the wot

[acoustic dune]

wtf do you mean

[lusty oar]

https://tenor.com/view/leon-the-professional-leon-scream-roar-rage-gif-25654664

[acoustic dune]

leon is no fog

[frosty herald]

house is a devious thug in the show

[south grove]

that movie was literally fedbait

like

holy fuck

[rotund shoal]

leon the nonce

[south grove]

the director really likes them young

[acoustic dune]

oh that leon

[south grove]

bless jean reno for steering away from it

might

wanna delete that

[acoustic dune]

delete what

[frosty herald]

the leon movie was a self insert

https://tenor.com/view/knowledge-tai-lopez-lamborghini-gif-19251888

[south grove]

the director is literally always in hot water somewhere

like

[acoustic dune]

SAM N DEAN????????

[rotund shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/yeah-dats-what-i-woulda-gif-18253305946678612829

[acoustic dune]

truly a supernatural

[south grove]

THEY LET HIM GO

WHAT THE FUCK

[rotund shoal]

movie directors and the french are all nonces

[acoustic dune]

i think i saw some nsfw on the young lass

idk why

its wack

[rotund shoal]

a french movie director has no other way of existing than to be a nonce

[frosty herald]

SHUT UP

[rotund shoal]

its programmed in the stars

[south grove]

the young lass is natalie portman

the star wars girl

[acoustic dune]

who?

the princess?

[median steeple]

Fucking padme wolf

[south grove]

https://tenor.com/view/padme-amidala-star-wars-gif-19929019

[acoustic dune]

FUCKING PADME??????

[south grove]

yea

[rotund shoal]

i was about to say you dont need to mention but apparently

u do

lol

[south grove]

they had young portman do allat

this movie doesn't feel like self insert with kids

it feels like self insert with young portman in specific

[acoustic dune]

make me remenber of how the creater that alice n wonderland is very into a young girl

[lean lark]

P Diddy comes in many forms

[acoustic dune]

he have image

[frosty herald]

can you please shut up

dont ruin a childhood favourite of mine

[south grove]

wake up in the morning feeling like p diddy

[acoustic dune]

i am a open book

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/vegeta-tweaking-gif-11891071051541943413

[south grove]

wasn't that guy a mathmetician

[acoustic dune]

was he?

[south grove]

the original writer

and alice in wonderland was actually math commentary

[acoustic dune]

he visited the lass in a mental hospital or smth

[south grove]

it's his only book that was not about math lmfao

the queen back then loved alice in wonderland and asked for more books by him

[acoustic dune]

why did he put his kink in it?

[south grove]

only to get sent in math thesis documents

[acoustic dune]

eh

based

[zealous basin]

everything is math man

its all math

[acoustic dune]

meth

[zealous basin]

thats math too

[south grove]

yea he's a bit of a dr disrespect

I'd agree

[acoustic dune]

no its chemistry

[frosty herald]

truly the diddy of his time

[zealous basin]

chemistry is just math

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/walter-white-walter-white-meme-breaking-bad-cooking-jesse-we-need-to-cook-gif-25990838

[south grove]

ewwwww

[acoustic dune]

mr white yo we gotta math

[frosty herald]

BRO WHAT THE FUCl

[acoustic dune]

theres a photo in the dark web somewhere of him taking pics of her in proactive pose

i will not nor shall search it up

[frosty herald]

why tf do you know this

https://tenor.com/view/yungviral-gif-18022495009404817544

[acoustic dune]

my teacher told me

[median steeple]

Wolf shut the fuck up before you get this chat nuked

[acoustic dune]

about context n stuff

[light badge]

Proactive?

Like the bacteria in my yogurt?

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/shut-up-shut-up-be-quiet-funny-gif-19370091

[rocky nacelle]

provocative*

also wolf shut the fuck up

[south grove]

I think we're thinking of different people

[rocky nacelle]

we do not need to know the depths of degeneracy or cursed knowledge

[light badge]

Hey Para do you wanna play a few rounds?

[acoustic dune]

i am cursed with too much knowledge

[south grove]

cameras back in the 19th century wasn't all that advanced

[acoustic dune]

i perfer not

know

[acoustic dune]

prob a different book writer then

[rocky nacelle]

yea shore

[south grove]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1110953288259608706/1280020756100677672/caption.gif

[lusty oar]

ok then keep it in your head

[frosty herald]

i hope you drown in sulfur

i asked you 2 hours ago and didnt respond

[rocky nacelle]

i was not playing earlier

[acoustic dune]

gacha

[rocky nacelle]

and i didnt feel like playing earlier

[south grove]

do you also have 1000 bottle of baby oil stowed up in your basement dungeon?

[acoustic dune]

anyhow imma go freaktide

cya lad

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/tweaking-out-black-guy-tweaking-meme-gif-6022943353035016664

[south grove]

join me

[light badge]

https://tenor.com/view/tiger-cute-butterfly-peaceful-gif-14201282210929816440

[lusty oar]

i have been advised not to answer this question

[acoustic dune]

not the freak tide but ok

[rocky nacelle]

(its thursday)

[south grove]

awww

[rocky nacelle]

😇

[light badge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/948054822312116307/1287656242097029120/attachment-1-1-1.gif

[acoustic dune]

you mean darktide or group zorking

[rocky nacelle]

I dont think this is true at all

im charisma 100

everyone wanna be cool with me

[rotund shoal]

34 years ago the berlin wall fell and eastern and western germany became one

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/sota-fukushi-gentarou-kisaragi-pose-smile-point-gif-18897993

[light badge]

@rocky nacelle vc?

[lusty oar]

parizzdise

[rotund shoal]

therefore today i get to play darktide all day

[acoustic dune]

imma go goon

[stone fern]

playing my first game without martyrs purpose

pray for me

[rocky nacelle]

in another one atm

soz

[stone fern]

NEVER GOON

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/literally-1984-crank-your-hog-gif-7303908350323302677

[rocky nacelle]

hylics but medieval

[frosty herald]

felvidek is peak

[south grove]

darktide

[acoustic dune]

o ok lets freaktide then

ill do to round then ill make food for tommorrow

[south grove]

https://tenor.com/view/never-goon-goon-minion-never-goon-minion-gif-5467301625900076416

this is the only time I like AI

when it's funny

[acoustic dune]

(i am making chicken soup)

[acoustic dune]

i can draw it if i have the power

[light badge]

(almost never)

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-rest-lazy-laying-bed-gif-20013546

[south grove]

exactly

[light badge]

https://tenor.com/view/minion-gooning-gym-smoking-nevergoon-gif-16345362028907877022

[acoustic dune]

i like using sumo for the funny

[south grove]

never goon

[acoustic dune]

its music ai

https://youtu.be/eMHqy54hM1s?si=mi9ETPAftPkVsQRW

[grizzled aspen]

Perish.

[south grove]

yap tuah

[acoustic dune]

i fucking hate youtube ad

[grizzled aspen]

Just get an ad blocker lmao.

[acoustic dune]

at some point i am gonna use use vimeo

[grizzled aspen]

Opera's built in one works.

[acoustic dune]

no

no it doesnt

[rocky nacelle]

I too smoke and drink zero calorie monster while working out

[grizzled aspen]

It pops up "youtube doesn't allow ad blockers" and then lets the video play anyway.

[acoustic dune]

it work half the time

[grizzled aspen]

L to youtube.

[paper harness]

Ublock works all the time

[south grove]

ublock the goat

[acoustic dune]

what in a minute?

[light badge]

grahhh load faster

[grizzled aspen]

Yeah just wait like 20s and it lets the video play.

[south grove]

gumberoo

[acoustic dune]

@south grove ok lets ball

[frosty herald]

calorie

[acoustic dune]

@south grove are we gaming or nah

[paper harness]

Eirolac

[south grove]

in paris

[acoustic dune]

no

i hate paris

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/vergil-devil-may-cry-dmc5-yung-yung-maestro-gif-16665007

[acoustic dune]

the metro ticket cost 4 euro

i hate it there

[frosty herald]

why are you in paris

[acoustic dune]

i am not

[frosty herald]

where is a ticket 4 euros

[acoustic dune]

olympic cost

[paper harness]

Imagine being in France

[acoustic dune]

by defant its 2 euro

i hate paris

[south grove]

kanye told me

[frosty herald]

a simple ticket for a 25-30 minute train ride is 8 euros

[copper hawk]

noob

Wtf is a euro

Noob currency

[rotund shoal]

here a single trip is 3.80

[south grove]

this guy believes in dollarydoo

[rotund shoal]

i have a card with 5 trips and thats 17 e uros

[copper hawk]

What?

[south grove]

what you use then

[copper hawk]

Ever

Ohohoohohooohoohoohahahahhrhjjejhbsbwb

[south grove]

I think he's oding

we need to administer emergency frog bites

[copper hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/joelg-hands-up-margo-gif-23855984

[rotund shoal]

emergency chud blast

[light badge]

@rocky nacelle fire shotgun is definitely not the move lol

[pure hare]

2-way trip (4hrs) is $2.40 here hehe

[acoustic dune]

@south grove i love loosing connection

[shy river]

you NEED to drive a GIANT pick up truck EVERYWHERE because FREEDOM

[frosty herald]

hmm

bicycle

[hearty lily]

Does the shock from the Shock Maul's special attack put the enemy in a "staggered" state? Was considering using skullcrusher

[misty nova]

Yeah

Skullcrusher is basically mandatory lol

[south grove]

uh oh

[acoustic dune]

i disconnected twive now

love ya darktide

[south grove]

probably should take a break

just this match then?

afterward you can make ya soup

[acoustic dune]

i need to do food yes yes

[rocky nacelle]

ranged stun and died mb

also I was not expecting every single person to go to that medkit

when only the ogryn needed it

lmfao

[light badge]

we run it back

this time I'll run ball spam build, specifically to spite shooters

and have not awful toughness regen

I think this should be based enough

[copper hawk]

ugh..

noob soyker in zealot class..

it's NOT kiiinooo..

[pure hare]

bruh is soyker channel dead y u posting in zealot

[rocky nacelle]

silence tards

hahnda

[lusty oar]

because it's better than the earlier discussions in here

[copper hawk]

woah bro..

who touched u..

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-back-dog-golden-retriever-back-golden-retriever-scared-golden-retriever-disgusted-gif-26048691

[copper hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/sasha-wolfdog-wolp-wolfdog-gif-13396037099532422410

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/air-swim-cat-gif-25752697

[pure hare]

https://tenor.com/view/hawk-tuah-gif-8772551220341377897

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/bill-nye-consider-the-following-kill-yourself-gif-24441260

[light badge]

consider the following

[rocky nacelle]

are you trying to abuse warp rider

if you are

take off crack of bone

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer40k-emperor-of-man-emperor-gif-12094981323200160207

[rocky nacelle]

if you want to abuse warp rider / 100% peril bonuses take off crack of bone and put it on one with the warp

if you want toughness tankiness

[rocky nacelle]

👎

also read what I just said

[light badge]

fuck it, peril bonuses

[south grove]

I love shotguns

[rocky nacelle]

what did you just drop to get that meme wield speed

[south grove]

I need stun immunity

[south grove]

and mercy killer

[rocky nacelle]

considering you'll actually be critting id personally take perfect timing over warp expenditure

(also warp expenditure sucks so much ass compared to quietude)

its not even funny

@light badge

[grizzled laurel]

whats the dump stat for combat shotguns, usually stability is more important than mobility but maybe not for shotty?

[rocky nacelle]

also I think I might go cara/maniac on this agri revolver

[acoustic dune]

this fucking game

i swear

[rocky nacelle]

if you're on zealot it still mobility, because we get Dance of Death

[acoustic dune]

i have been having connection issue since last time

[rocky nacelle]

mb I meant to say

you can drop stability

[acoustic dune]

prob because of adobe

[rocky nacelle]

since we get Dance of Death

[acoustic dune]

i fucking hate adobe

[rotund shoal]

connection issues cuz of.. adobe?

[acoustic dune]

prob

[rotund shoal]

how so

[acoustic dune]

its adobe

[placid dirge]

Hi chat, is this penance doable in the train ?

[acoustic dune]

no

[south grove]

that's how I got it

[acoustic dune]

it is hard

[south grove]

we got 3 lads together on heresy train

[acoustic dune]

you can do it but its extremely hard

[south grove]

let the first poxwalker wittle down the health

[rotund shoal]

u can do it on heresy

[south grove]

then the rest is history

[rotund shoal]

good to know i just ran silo cluster with some guy before

cuz the karnak twins method doesnt work

or i was doing something wrong cuz there were no bells

[acoustic dune]

anymore?

[acoustic dune]

maybe some other lad didnt have the bell

[south grove]

everyone has to have the bells to do it

[acoustic dune]

or did it yet

[rotund shoal]

ah ok

do you mean the insignia?

[paper harness]

yeah but the map kinda is a little annoying for it

[south grove]

complete on damnation

[acoustic dune]

no the secret bell ring

wait really>

[rotund shoal]

right

[acoustic dune]

?

[south grove]

that's how you unlock elegibility

damnation + bell puzzle

[acoustic dune]

dont you just need to the belll ''puzzle'' once

[south grove]

they don't have to be the ones to do the bell puzzle

[acoustic dune]

and you got it?

[south grove]

they need someone on their team to do it

[rotund shoal]

i didnt have the bells spawn at all and i have everything done on twins

[south grove]

atleast run once, get everyone damnation completion + someone do the bells

[rotund shoal]

so it must be everyone needs to have it unlocked

[paper harness]

no

we do hard mode all the time for people

[south grove]

really?

no need for that?

[rotund shoal]

then i cant explain why they didnt spawn

[south grove]

I thought you needed at least one completion

for damnation

[light badge]

@rocky nacelle "yeah I can just tank the pox damage"

immediately gunner stunned the second I leave the gas

insane

[median steeple]

@rocky nacelle Are yall full?

https://fxtwitter.com/shitpost_2077/status/1841576387972346076?s=46

[fleet zealot]

beth tim

[rocky nacelle]

its just me and hahnda

[wraith cipher]

are th perks still unyeild elites?

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer40k-emperor-of-man-emperor-gif-12094981323200160207

Can I join?

[rocky nacelle]

ok its just me

[light badge]

apologies, gotta go lay down for a few

[rocky nacelle]

np

[light badge]

my stomach is actively trying to murder me lol

[rocky nacelle]

have a good rest try not 2 die

[copper hawk]

tiger drop negates all damage.

[copper hawk]

r u being brave

[light badge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/944709788569309214/1231683207079137422/caption11.gif

[haughty basalt]

i keep getting "isses with loadout, please check equiped items"

[copper hawk]

https://youtu.be/eFWrV8O4mgM?si=_LGU436Te90aSPA3

[haughty basalt]

but there is no issue and i can enter a mission fine

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/nathanial-b-breaking-bad-hank-breaking-bad-gd-flux-gif-26363420

[median steeple]

HATE

I hate FTD so much

JUST SAVE

PLEASE

[lusty oar]

make sure the %appdata%/roaming/fatshark/darktide/for_the_drip folder and its contents aren't read only

[stone fern]

reminder

[copper hawk]

always goon

[heavy arch]

wats better crucis or ironhelm

[real frigate]

Anyone know if rampage affects crit damage

[plush estuary]

preference

[heavy arch]

o7

wat about shockmaul crusher

[north sedge]

rampage affects all dmg?

[real frigate]

Idk

[pale spindle]

piety knife uses what blessings?

[grizzled aspen]

Rampage grants strength, which affects all outgoing damage.

[acoustic dune]

love me lacerate

[pale spindle]

stop

[acoustic dune]

(:<

[full holly]

is it possible to increase grenade damage? the immolation grenade penenace needs 2000 kills but immolation nades are a bit of a challenge to get a full kill with lol

[acoustic dune]

ask a mate to help you get it

[full holly]

a horde on damn 5 and i only got 3 kills lol

[grizzled aspen]

No. You literally just have to keep banging your head against a wall to get it.

I unironically would recommend doing hunting grounds missions.

[acoustic dune]

it can be any stun grenade if i remenber

[full holly]

i was thinking of this, kinda silly you cant start a private game solo

[grizzled aspen]

Hes talking about the fire grenades, not stuns.

[acoustic dune]

oh that

i forgot if i got that one before

[full holly]

oh yep i love how easily the dog packs go down. but leads to teammates 1 tapping them after they burn haha

[full holly]

its the last one i need for zealot 😄

[acoustic dune]

good for you

i am never gonna use loner

[stone fern]

ironhelm is kinda easier to use to the best of its potential but idk i mostly used ironhelm

so going to the other might be messing me up

[full holly]

yea loner was a weird one, it worked very well with backstabbing elites from far and surviving a little better

[grizzled aspen]

Loner is easy because you avoid a bunch of point taxes, you get to pick stuff like ewew without wanting to rip your hair out.

You can path to tknives, picking up second wind, then through loner to pick up twbs and good balance, then take shroudfield as a diet chastise.

It's really not that bad, I promise.

[paper harness]

Ye

[light badge]

Are block cost reductions additive or multiplicative?

[north sedge]

they are don't put them on anything

[rocky nacelle]

@light badge

[stone fern]

i fucking love blockyker

[median steeple]

goated node

[rocky nacelle]

btw

warp unbound + KD

=free celerity stimm level blocking

🤫

[stone fern]

cmon honda u wanna use the deimos of defence with KD

[light badge]

Was already running that and wasn't abusing it

Smh

[stone fern]

imagine how much you can bloccc

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/helmeppo-anime-one-piece-one-piece-factions-saajsterxpro-gif-20490607

I tanked an entire pox horde on the train

reviving someone in a hallway

with warp unbound + KD

[light badge]

I've been blockmaxxing with illisi

Although I could block even better

[fleet zealot]

it's bugged

[light badge]

I don't have reduction on my curios yet

[fleet zealot]

+9 stam and 3x block effic from curios, +2 stam and block effic on illisi

[stone fern]

my baby from even before crafting https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046914150363844779/1281037738904391783/1701655293347762.jpg?ex=66ffd59d&is=66fe841d&hm=6004dad211a5c7b3593883e97a59be618408b61f3f50e9a54f473f422e791355&

[lusty oar]

has uncanny
trash

[south grove]

hiii

I want to play psyker now

[stone fern]

ok tanner

[south grove]

psyker force sword, mark/blessing/perks?

[grizzled aspen]

Go ask the egg heads?

Jk.

[lusty oar]

flick that illussy

[grizzled aspen]

Deimos is dsmk4 lite edition, illisi is heavy swords cooler older brother.

Never use the bastard child (obscurus).

[grizzled laurel]

heavy sword that sets things on fire

[grizzled aspen]

Not that.

Never use blazing spirit on force swords.

It sucks unbelievably bad.

[grizzled laurel]

then its not cooler

gotta be cool

[lusty oar]

blazing spirit + superiority is kinda goated

[grizzled aspen]

Idk the special attack is a lot more useful on illisi than hsword.

Anything worth hitting with an hsword special you can typically kill outright instead.

[full holly]

thats a nice sword!

[light badge]

What is the point of hsword special anyway?

[grizzled aspen]

Stagger.

That's it.

It does nothing else.

[light badge]

Shovel but worse

[grizzled aspen]

Literally.

I wish it did like some brittleness or something.

[paper harness]

Armor cleave

[feral falcon]

my game crashes every time i press inspect on someone… oh well

was trying to see the zealots build

[grizzled aspen]

It doesn't even do that very well.

Yet another purposeless special move.

[grizzled laurel]

give it parry

[grizzled aspen]

(I say that because I'm not going to whip my fucking camera like an ape to make use of this "armor cleave" it has)

[grizzled aspen]

No.

Parry is what keeps it separate from dclaw.

[rocky nacelle]

Hsword special + Dblow shits on hordes / elites

also ragers

[grizzled aspen]

Instead, just make the special apply some brittleness or something, make it better for single target damage.

[south grove]

alr blessings?

perks?

[grizzled aspen]

Uncanny slaught for illisi, uncanny riposte for deimos.

Flak maniac for perks, iirc.

[south grove]

which one should I try first

[grizzled laurel]

make it attach you to the enemy like monster hunter switchaxe

ride around the nurgle beasts

[grizzled aspen]

Honestly the illisi fucks for scriers builds.

Deimos is better otherwise, imo.

The h2 can knock crushers on their ass.

It just does obscene single target damage.

You can l1 > h2 cycle for single target and for picking out elites in mixed hordes.

Illisi has the advantage of just having an unholy amount of cleave and damage for horde clear.

Pretty sure the special cleaves carapace too.

Pick your poison.

[light badge]

I've recently discovered Illisi's light 3

[grizzled laurel]

if you cant h2 oneshot muties you run maniac + specials
but its pretty easy to get a good roll now so...

[grizzled aspen]

You never needed specialist damage.

Maniac was all you needed if your base stats couldn't do it.

[light badge]

H1 > Push > L3 > Special > H1 loop

Feels much safer than H1 L2

[south grove]

alr I got 2 copies

which one to level

[light badge]

Post stat bars

[south grove]

also CIAG

dump stat is mobility right

making sure

[copper hawk]

noobs.

[south grove]

I admit it

it's true

now tell me dump stat

[copper hawk]

yah

mobility

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-steam-steamhappy-gif-11912067498964962572

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/neco-arc-a-thousand-miles-gif-6716483730950539509

[rocky nacelle]

air fryer

booted up

food

heating

https://tenor.com/view/gamer-gif-20482851

[light badge]

@rocky nacelle Doom gunker fun

Especially now that I can actually get manstopper

[lusty oar]

force swords have the same mobility stat dodges as knife
dumping warp resist lets you eyaculate faster though

[south grove]

alr

gimme a sec

[light badge]

Just upgrade the left one imo

[nimble fiber]

[pure hare]

bruh needed advice on that from zealot supremacy channel fr

[copper hawk]

deimos

yuck !

[pure hare]

left one, save resources

[rotund shoal]

deimos is the best force sword

what u talking bout

[copper hawk]

deimos

yuck !

[south grove]

you act like I don't live here

[nimble fiber]

bro is trapped behind my screen

[pure hare]

rent is due

[south grove]

your rent is due

pay by tommorow

also, take the lock off your fridge

I paid for it

[pure hare]

https://tenor.com/view/ok-ok-and-okay-buddy-dont-care-didnt-ask-gif-25239605

[hushed knoll]

ASRAVAL HIII

[nimble fiber]

hi stan how u doin

[south grove]

he did some shots of vodka, dare him to drive?

[nimble fiber]

depends if his drunk driving is as bad as his cooking

[copper hawk]

john

yum

!

[rotund shoal]

ah fuck off

[lusty oar]

vore

[copper hawk]

ah feck awf ye cant

https://tenor.com/view/sassy-big-lez-show-wadiyatalkinabeet-what-are-you-talking-about-tell-me-gif-8526583

[nimble fiber]

yeah nah then the big blue caterpillar came down from the clouds, winked at me and gave me a glass of applejuice and some mac n cheese, heuh today was a good day

[copper hawk]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/796687362154299392.gif?size=240&quality=lossless

this gif is yuckers

[orchid pine]

praise be

[spare talon]

Get this man his keys

[orchid pine]

could someone provide me with a goated chainsword build

[scenic chasm]

WE EATIN GOOD BOIS

[south grove]

yummers

[south grove]

yummers

[copper hawk]

new chainsword with shred and wrath

flakiac

[orchid pine]

what skills tho

[orchid pine]

me boy

[spare talon]

Shred and wrath for blessings

This is also just fine

[rocky nacelle]

trapper nets netting you when they're meant for someone else

https://tenor.com/view/tweaking-skeleton-skeleton-tweaking-skull-tweaking-skull-gif-16139677173214617594

best mechanic in the game

[spare talon]

From across the map too

[ornate bone]

I'm still confused by the exchange https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkTide/s/dKcTCJqN9v

[orchid pine]

ty

[nimble fiber]

generally shit hitting u that isn't ment for u sucks

[orchid pine]

holup, just discovered because no skills were changed, the game has kept my previous builds

it reset all my veteran ones

but thanks anyway

[ornate bone]

Smite is psyker's only tool to make space, and the other tools to make space, like voidstrike, trauma and shriek, aren't as good as stealth (which psyker doesn't have) and charge (which psyker also doesn't have)

[spare talon]

"Shriek isn't as strong as smite for handling packs"
Kid named creeping flames an perilous cimbustion

[nimble fiber]

would rather eat olives (I hate them)

[ornate bone]

I am genuinely confuzzled

[spare talon]

If it's different to you build you can still try it out
Or look at the differences an maybe make a new one more fit for yourself

[ornate bone]

It's like the guy was suggested viable alternatives to what otherwise was a pretty bold statement and went "yeah but these psyker tools aren't better than these non-psyker tools when it comes to protecting the psyker"

[trail herald]

I like the bubble ngl

[ornate bone]

Bubble is alright

I had a graphical glitch like that rainbow eviscerator yesterday

The bubble looked like a gasoline spill and was genuinely blocking all view

[nimble fiber]

did u make a clip?

[ornate bone]

I think I had screenshot it, but then screenshot something else

It was trippy

[spare talon]

I dealt with that for months at one point

[ornate bone]

Wow ok weed boy

[spare talon]

It was consistently like that 90% of the time

[north sedge]

cole stealing that catnip away at work

[rocky nacelle]

yep

[rocky nacelle]

id eat this fat idiot for free

[median steeple]

https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/iO5gWRoFr9nPNYPb2/d1337U5ObGoA?invite=cr-MSxxeGQsMTk0NjM5OTEyLA @rocky nacelle

[fleet zealot]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lna2XPCyUJ4

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/dissatisfaction-fuck-it-triple-h-angry-gif-14665832

[orchid pine]

forgot you can still do this

[nimble fiber]

https://youtu.be/8V5T6oUOEV4?feature=shared

[median steeple]

best boltgun perks?

[rocky nacelle]

ok eating I might play more later

[median steeple]

unyeild cara?

[rocky nacelle]

ya

unyield cara to delete everything annoying

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/hiii-cat-wave-cat-wave-hi-gif-174708314057938083

buh bye

gg

[spare talon]

Infested groaners

[median steeple]

true !

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/hiii-cat-wave-cat-wave-hi-gif-174708314057938083

ggz

[rocky nacelle]

sprint efficiency and infested

run and gun every horde

[copper hawk]

ranged crit damage

crit chance

[median steeple]

ok im gonna try punc pinning later

( I HATE PUNC)

[copper hawk]

pinning and

[rocky nacelle]

its ok

it being on bolter made it good

its ass on BPistol

puncture shattering impact

is disgusting

[copper hawk]

pin fire and shattering impact

for zee lotte

[median steeple]

https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/1795944023527489877

[modern lintel]

puncture was simply always goated

[rocky nacelle]

bro thinks we're still playing patch 13

[median steeple]

no

no

punc was

[rocky nacelle]

pinning fire shatter

[median steeple]

A S S

!

[modern lintel]

shredder auto pistol pubcture when

[median steeple]

!

[copper hawk]

pinning fire was always on bolter,,

[rocky nacelle]

yea

[copper hawk]

they just made it goodish again,,

[modern lintel]

explode

[rocky nacelle]

now fire frenzy is on it

[orchid pine]

man

[rocky nacelle]

and puncture

[fleet zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/one-piece-chopper-one-piece-chopper-anime-dance-gif-23348469

[orchid pine]

i wonder what the commissar is for

[rocky nacelle]

puncture fire frenzy is funny

but puncture shattering is legit broke

[orchid pine]

or is gonna be for

[copper hawk]

so mog u w her big ol hat

hai bandit

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/bo-burnham-inside-gif-24746541

[orchid pine]

its a she? looks like a fella

oh well

whats she gonna be doing bro

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/chopper-one-piece-chopper-tony-tony-chopper-tony-chopper-one-piece-gif-21292686

[copper hawk]

idk

yah dukane is a woman