the second bus has hit the big ben!!!
#zealot-class
south grove
grizzled aspen
What do I have to do to become public op #1?
south grove
woman
copper hawk
para isn't a girl
rotund shoal
WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY CIGGARATESS
modern lintel
being on time*
copper hawk
fool
south grove
am I your biggest opp now?
rotund shoal
I WILL STAB SOMEONE
tame mirage
south grove
one of the voices u hear as psyker when u get high peril
I'm not
I'm vet professional
copper hawk
AALL LIIIFE AND DEEECAAAAAY
rotund shoal
I'm vet professional
dirty pig
grizzled aspen
one of the voices u hear as psyker when u get high peril
THERE IS NO MOOOORE
rotund shoal
professional is for pigs
south grove
Listen to how I speak.
south grove
professional is for pigs
I am a corpo pig after all.
fossil kite
rotund shoal
no offense cica
grizzled aspen
Mobility isn't the dump stat, brick...
south grove
uh oh here it comes
What?
modern lintel
we love cadia we love cadia we
modern lintel
did you hear what happened to cadia
copper hawk
i use loose cannon (f)
median steeple
YOU'LL FALL APART IN THE END, JUST LIKE CADIA
copper hawk
but the best voice is the male one
rocky nacelle
fossil kite
Mobility isn't the dump stat, brick...
stability does nothing for me, yours is the brick 🙂
south grove
but the best voice is the male one
male loose cannon is literally kruber
grizzled aspen
Male loose cannon both has sex and fucks.
copper hawk
yah actually
rotund shoal
the male one is nice
hes the only one whos like "yo should we fuck off"
copper hawk
he's male kruber
rotund shoal
which honestly is the most normal reaction
south grove
put VoC on and you're kruber merc
copper hawk
yah he's like a normal dude
grizzled aspen
PUT THE KARKIN BOOT IN
median steeple
fossil kite
never ever needed to worry about the bolt guns stability you using it wrong
copper hawk
he has all the lines the female one has w like stealing shit and deserting
but doesn't have the line that's like
"keep the callouts coming they'll be useful one day"
modern lintel
brawler ogryn prob my fav
copper hawk
when i hear my vet say that i cringe
grizzled aspen
never ever needed to worry about the bolt guns stability you using it wrong
I need to snipe something with it because I don't always want to use tknives.
south grove
brawler ogryn prob my fav
bodyguard ogryn my favourite
modern lintel
stinky
rocky nacelle
why does everyone want to compete to be the biggest opp to a noob
copper hawk
he's the only VA i think that intones to themselves
south grove
my ogryn is bodyguard
grizzled aspen
he has all the lines the female one has w like stealing shit and deserting
They even changed his krak throw line to match the female one.
south grove
my psyker is female enforcer
copper hawk
which adds a lot of 3 dimensional depth to the character that's mostly absent
south grove
yeh :P
copper hawk
except for the fanatic zealot
rotund shoal
I like conformity
copper hawk
who will also intone to themselves
grizzled aspen
my psyker is female enforcer
🤝
modern lintel
my airpods r dying 
copper hawk
my psyker is female enforcer
zame
copper hawk
brawler is the bone'ead right ?
modern lintel
yes
grizzled aspen
I did it because the French lady accent is very pretty and I'm not afraid to admit that.
fossil kite
I need to snipe something with it because I don't always want to use tknives.
ok fair but I just aim and it works perfectly
copper hawk
i'm glad they exist and are class specific
nimble fiber
modern lintel
brawler only asker of profound questions
south grove
I did it because the French lady accent is very pretty and I'm not afraid to adm...
I like the french accent
grizzled aspen
Would let the savant ruin my life ong.
rotund shoal
I did it because the French lady accent is very pretty and I'm not afraid to adm...
french women are the best but if u havent seen them go for women from STRASBOURG
its between germany and france
and they are ALL CRAZY
copper hawk
Brawler: "Shoot you Bone'ead now would ya?"
Bully: "Sorry, Boss"
rotund shoal
i have never met a women from stasbourg who wasnt crazy
grizzled aspen
and they are ALL CRAZY
YEAAAAAAHHH BABY
fossil kite
Being able to move away and keep firing is good
atomic sparrow
neat, with shattering impact + puncture i can consistently 4 total shot headshot crusher, 3 total shot mauler, then no ironsight 2shot everything else except mutant
grizzled aspen
I LOVE A WOMAN THATLL JUST FUCKIN KILL ME
copper hawk
neat, with shattering impact + puncture i can consistently 4 total shot headshot...
yummers
rocky nacelle
I LOVE A WOMAN THATLL JUST FUCKIN KILL ME
copper hawk
i need 2 try the bolter again
modern lintel
like how brawler just calls vet sah every 2 secs
fossil kite
I dont care about stablity when the boss is 15m away and charging me
copper hawk
now that they fixed the like god awful draw speed
grizzled aspen
https://tenor.com/view/nvmp-fnv-prestige-fallout-gif-11573774160611719715
I'm not apologizing.
rocky nacelle
dont need to
south grove
I want xenotech weapons
rocky nacelle
you're just crinfe
copper hawk
https://tenor.com/view/nvmp-fnv-prestige-fallout-gif-11573774160611719715
rare para w..
south grove
we know grendel's a radical now
copper hawk
he is?
south grove
just hand me the fucking pulse rifle
grizzled aspen
rare para w..
You hate me...
atomic sparrow
dumping stat collateral in bolter since i dont want them to get staggered while i aim for head
copper hawk
what do we even know about grendel
south grove
let me get on with it
lusty oar
its between germany and france
ong getting s pit roasted and the one in front keeps smoking and insulting foreigners while the one in the back is faxing paperwork
copper hawk
You hate me...
south grove
what do we even know about grendel
he's using a penal force to liberate a planet
rotund shoal
ong getting s pit roasted and the one in front keeps smoking and insulting forei...
this but unironically
south grove
if he's a puritan he'd be killing us and using real troops
rotund shoal
honestly i dont think you meant it ironically either
rocky nacelle
rare para w..
modern lintel
ong getting s pit roasted and the one in front keeps smoking and insulting forei...
wild statement
rotund shoal
I love the dutch
HATE THE DUTCH
rotund shoal
anyway gotta stop before the mods stop me
fossil kite
lusty oar
cranial measurements
median steeple
freaky chat
copper hawk
for honor time
median steeple
No
copper hawk
yes
lusty oar
modern lintel
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1046913589614747719/1136343699643699331...
theyre dojng this to me tomorrow
rotund shoal
for honor time
no
south grove
for honor time
median steeple
Finger wag
rotund shoal
play chiv
copper hawk
theyre dojng this to me tomorrow
doin this 2 bake rn
modern lintel
mordhau
modern lintel
literally bannerlord pvp
midest of the midlings in hack and slash genre
copper hawk
clearly just play chivalry like a regular human being
rotund shoal
bannerlord pvp
just play chiv
south grove
midest of the midlings in hack and slash genre
it's so easy to learn
paper harness
midest of the midlings in hack and slash genre
rocky nacelle
"hack and slash" gamers when DMC is mentioned
paper harness
I should push you into a river
rocky nacelle
copper hawk
i agree w unepic cole dorn
south grove
just play chiv
no
paper harness
Loved warband
south grove
I'm too mad to do this
paper harness
Kino
copper hawk
i should push u into the cosignment yard meat grinder
south grove
Loved warband
me too
copper hawk
it's kiiiinoooo 👶
south grove
I hate orochi
median steeple
modern lintel
id rather go back to chiv1 then bannerlord
atomic sparrow
some sort of powercreep, crackheads in darktide uses bolter and its WMD now. spess muhreen uses it and its generic machiengun
south grove
I refuse to touch for honour again
paper harness
Banner lord is gay
rocky nacelle
stupid ass baby
rotund shoal
inb4 gabe
lusty oar
it was a jewish doctor
rotund shoal
im not saying what ethnicity
modern lintel
mordhau couldve been so gamer if the devs werent so catastrophicly bad
median steeple
Dutch is a very unserious language
paper harness
mordhau couldve been so gamer if the devs werent so catastrophicly bad
That’s a lot of games
Hd2, payday 3
copper hawk
no dorn mord is like
rotund shoal
fuck game devs they ruined game dev
south grove
Dutch is a very unserious language
copper hawk
a whole other beast
modern lintel
we need to destroy all devs
paper harness
Ah so Victoria 3
copper hawk
one moron in the dev team went on a full narcissist arc and just made ego changes
he banned people he lost to in duels
like ONE dude
paper harness
he banned people he lost to in duels
Ain’t no way lmao
modern lintel
Ain’t no way lmao
the lead combat dev was straight coke fiend and would change fundamentals of combat on a whime w no one asking or any sort of feedback and refuse to elaborate
rotund shoal
the lead combat dev was straight coke fiend and would change fundamentals of com...
based
unironically
modern lintel
Ain’t no way lmao
they killed him w a frying pan on stream
copper hawk
Ain’t no way lmao
yeah
that's like super old news though
yah the Frying Pan incident
he lost his MIND in that duel
grizzled aspen
the lead combat dev was straight coke fiend and would change fundamentals of com...
copper hawk
he made ego changes to weapons he'd lose to/didn't like and do so in the inverse
modern lintel
giru was his name guy that got banned devs name was crush
copper hawk
the mods like refused to reign him in
rotund shoal
the mods like refused to reign him in
mods are literally unpaid volunteers
they cant do shit to an employee lmao
south grove
they cant do shit to an employee lmao
yes they can
beat him to death brutally with hammers
modern lintel
the mods on the mord discord are also off the wall
south grove
renew the rites of decimation
rotund shoal
the mods on the mord discord are also off the wall
just say the phrase outloud "mordheim discord mod"
and you will realize why
ornate bone
I didn't realize Mordhau was entirely unbased
modern lintel
one of the mods was born in the former ussr while it was still going and will freak the fuck out if theird any sort of communism bad discourse
rotund shoal
one of the mods was born in the former ussr while it was still going and will fr...
weird cuz most people born in the ussr do not want to go back unless theyre 50>
not a good time
modern lintel
thats what im saying
grizzled aspen
the boys are back in town fades in as I begin to resurrect Stalin
remote lark
who ping me
paper harness
the lead combat dev was straight coke fiend and would change fundamentals of com...
Kinda sounds like vic 3 dev team
Nobody
Now leave
grizzled aspen
who ping me
Gay baby jail. Now.
modern lintel
also giru in one of probably the games first tournaments proceeded to slide around the map on a shield completely unarmored and dismantle whole comp teams w a frying pan
grizzled aspen
I vehemently hate that you aren't allowed to be whimsical and silly in games when you vastly outmatch your opponent anymore.
rotund shoal
also giru in one of probably the games first tournaments proceeded to slide arou...
i never played mordhau only chiv whats shield sliding and was pan a good or bad weapon
south grove
I need to brush up on japanese
remote lark
also giru in one of probably the games first tournaments proceeded to slide arou...
hilarious
modern lintel
frying pan is absolutely not a good weapon
grave robin
what's the difference between the two hammers nowadays? the one im using feels unreliable in hordes due to weird mixup
grizzled aspen
Shield sliding sounds like some collision physics bullshit and frying pan (from what little I played) hits like a wet noodle.
remote lark
ironhelm has better clear and less single target damage
grizzled aspen
what's the difference between the two hammers nowadays? the one im using feels u...
Only use crucis because it can now 1shot crushers without any buffs other than thrust stacks and carapace damage.
remote lark
crucis has worse clear but more single target damage and an overhead after special which is eaiser to access than H3 of the ironhelm
^^
copper hawk
also giru in one of probably the games first tournaments proceeded to slide arou...
yeah
grizzled aspen
Ironhelm also requires more buffs to pull off crusher 1shots.
copper hawk
giru has a hilarious video of him and a bunch of other guys wearing gambesons and throwing rocks at people
to kill them in comp tournaments
south grove
HAHAHAHA
grave robin
Only use crucis because it can now 1shot crushers without any buffs other than t...
worse horde clear doesn't sound fun to me :-/
copper hawk
and would clap everyone's cheeks
remote lark
it's only slightly worse @grave robin
remote lark
it used toh ave cleave problems with flak armor
copper hawk
the rock one is the best one
south grove
worse horde clear doesn't sound fun to me :-/
yk what does?
spare talon
FUCK
grizzled aspen
worse horde clear doesn't sound fun to me :-/
Ironhelm doesn't have good horde clear either.
remote lark
its pretty comparable and you wontn otice a real difference in actual play
yeah
both suck
median steeple
Gambling
modern lintel
he was THE best morhau player
id day either him stouty or redblue
south grove
brauto sounds fun
remote lark
south grove
it's like the one thing I want
grizzled aspen
Hurt
Same man, my right thumb feels like it's broken, but I know I just jammed the shit out of it.
copper hawk
this video is fucking amazing
remote lark
COMEE ONNN ENGERLANDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
south grove
no special cond.?
paper harness
NO
spare talon
are you serious
rotund shoal
https://youtu.be/F6qeM8c55Ec?si=Y2tRWwHLqTZocW-e
thats insane
spare talon
im booting dt up i wanna see this
grizzled aspen
Still haven't played rolling steel.
paper harness
please i am begging you guys mass complain on forums so they remove it from pool
grizzled aspen
That's cool and all but he seems like a real turd.
median steeple
paper harness
not even first to duo it
paper harness
me bitch
rotund shoal
so u were worlds first
spare talon
tanner did it before the update dropped acktually
copper hawk
it's over for u..
modern lintel
tanner first in the world ever
median steeple
Washed ngl
tame mirage
ROCK EM LADS
grave robin
both suck
but weren't the hammer(s) one of the few, if only, weapons they changed this patch? surely they actually did something
paper harness
pls complain about this on reddit and forums
copper hawk
noh
im not a redditor
dorn is afeared of the trainstrom
i hope they keep it in the pool
i'll have to mmt it
modern lintel
im not a redditor
copper hawk
OH it's an auric maelstrom
modern lintel
literally you soylent and all
grave robin
Only use crucis because it can now 1shot crushers without any buffs other than t...
oh ok i wasn't using the crucis, i was using the other one cuz i just bought it in the shop to level it up
south grove
it literally cannot spawn maelstrom modifers
does it count tho?
that's what matters right
grave robin
ok this hammer is significantly better than the thunderhelm
paper harness
no
south grove
for the penance
paper harness
there is no auric maelstrom tag
grave robin
i actually can't see what the upside is to using the thunderhelm over crucis
south grove
i actually can't see what the upside is to using the thunderhelm over crucis
ironhelm is a cool name
vast basin
pro tip: cheese it by winning without dying
south grove
duhhhhhh
grave robin
wonkier heavies, sideways empowered heavy
south grove
pro tip: cheese it by winning without dying
I can see why they call you the antagonist
grave robin
oh well
south grove
I'm good enough for maelstrom but not good enough to carry
modern lintel
wonkier heavies, sideways empowered heavy
hordes be like
grave robin
?
south grove
and most times I get matched with surge staffers and plasma spazz vets
paper harness
you arent even on stinky @copper hawk
south grove
you arent even on stinky <@576701404475949056>
he said he's on for honour
copper hawk
NAOW u wanna blay w me,,
i just got kicked for inactivity
cuz i had 2 get my soylent lmfao
spare talon
you arent even on stinky <@576701404475949056>
that list is about to lose one cuz im goin back to the new warframe update
copper hawk
1 sec
grave robin
for honor in 2024 
grave robin
is hitokiri still the worst thing they ever released?
south grove
just drink soy milk like the rest of us
grave robin
most horrid cancer thing ever to fight?
lmao how do you lose to an orochi
parry his lights
copper hawk
yah hito is gnarly
grave robin
or wait they did rework him when i stopped playing
copper hawk
a noob stomper for sure
grave robin
idk what he does anymore
grizzled aspen
The worst thing they released is Afeera, without a doubt.
copper hawk
recently they gave her back he early hyperamor on heavies
it's not heby on red bad, but it's still bad
grizzled aspen
No other character is so fucking enraging.
copper hawk
she's incredibly oppressive in a gank
copper hawk
but not very good in duels
grave robin
i was a pretty consistent light-parrier so if i was in a shitty mood id go lawbringer just to stomp people
rotund shoal
recently they gave her back he early hyperamor on heavies
I MAIN LOKI
south grove
I love tspin triples
copper hawk
orochi and warmonger as still on top
grave robin
i liked highlander too
south grove
combo combo combo combo
grizzled aspen
i was a pretty consistent light-parrier so if i was in a shitty mood id go lawbr...
Lawbringer stomps even harder now.
copper hawk
lawbringer is a lot of fun now
grizzled aspen
Bash on light, all opener and finisher heavies get a free followup light that can also chain into another finisher heavy or a bash.
Forward bash is very fast.
copper hawk
the top heavy unblockable is also softfeintable via guardbreak
modern lintel
back in my day black prior was the new and hip fighter
lusty oar
b pee
TENEBRIS
modern lintel
i had conq to max rep b4 i quit playing warlord like 20 or 30
grave robin
i mained raider
modern lintel
evil
grave robin
stopped playing him when "stunning tap" became "tap"
no fun
gotta say i like the crucis just from meat grinder lollygaging
quite literally just the 2h hammer from vt2
lean cairn
since when was this possible?
spare talon
first run of the mission and i get the most desired part
grave robin
so give it a cooldown
fat man and uhh what's his name with the katana could blind too
south grove
since when was this possible?
just noticed?
grave robin
kenshi?
south grove
hehe
cerulean wing
Yeah, and none of them have it anymore except for Kensei’s shove.
grave robin
besides they made raider problematic when they overbuffed the fuck out of him anyways
cerulean wing
Nobody has stun effects
grave robin
leading them to absolutely neutering him
cerulean wing
Was there any recent changes because from what I remember, he was still obnoxious as hell to fight
grave robin
i havent played in years
cerulean wing
Well he’s not bad and I don’t ever remember a time where he was.
copper hawk
we;;
paper harness
since when was this possible?
fatshark
copper hawk
that was easy
frozen kernel
I played hitokiri because rock paper scissors is my favorite game and I can’t be arsed to remember attack strings
cerulean wing
Die in a hole
frozen kernel
And nothing is funnier than winning at rock paper scissors by just picking rock every time
copper hawk
nop
mint sable
Should I upgrade weapons to higher rarities and sacrifice them? or do i just bump them to green and sac then?
copper hawk
draggin u w me
south grove
lean cairn
yeah good job fatshark
south grove
more iceberg when
frozen kernel
I play RPS with randos in Helldivers and you’d be surprised how many people will mindgame tf out of themselves while I just pick rock every time
lean cairn
i was in the last room
south grove
I play RPS with randos in Helldivers and you’d be surprised how many people will...
I use scissors every time
I like scissors
frozen kernel
They don’t even notice until they’ve lost 2 rounds and they’re like “wait are you just rock every time”
“Yes”
frozen kernel
I use scissors every time
Paper is low key the least common first throw
nimble fiber
i was in the last room
I would've come 4 u
frozen kernel
Not sure why
lean cairn
I would've come 4 u
❤️
plucky sparrow
Paper is low key the least common first throw
Paper is barely played at all not even just the first throw
paper harness
south grove
Paper is low key the least common first throw
there's a "study" that suggest paper is the easiest win on first try
lean cairn
what are the red names next to the level
south grove
what are the red names next to the level
how many times you can reach level 30 with the xp you have
remote lark
but weren't the hammer(s) one of the few, if only, weapons they changed this pat...
they cut the stun you experienced after zapping an enemy by like 70% or something but reduced the amoutn of damage you deal to bosses
this let you deal with mixed hordes w crushers and maulers without getting blendered by chaff, which makes the weapon more usable
also they increased carapace damage so that you can much more easily oneshot crushers and maulers now
iirc
tldr it changed from a meme weapon that could only ash baby bosses and sucked at everything else into a real weapon
lean cairn
they cut the stun you experienced after zapping an enemy by like 70% or somethin...
can still destroy bosses though
remote lark
yeah it just doesn't make them into a total joke anymore i think
lean cairn
like who cares if a daemonhost takes 3 or 4 hits to kill instead of 1 if you can get 2 off before it even wakes
remote lark
frozen kernel
there's a "study" that suggest paper is the easiest win on first try
See some might read that, so in theory they pick scissors to beat the “common” paper.
Then in reality I still pick rock, because rock. Rock triumphs
rocky nacelle
@modern lintel https://open.spotify.com/track/1D8DlkWPl49ulrnopiGI1D?si=XgWwe2oxQBO-esdk3WlZ0A&context=spotify%3Aalbum%3A3ZCMPZNQQmY6Zz2kNcmFXA
south grove
See some might read that, so in theory they pick scissors to beat the “common” p...
everyone I know buyed into it
this is literally how I win every time
remote lark
paper is the least common first throw cause it requires the most movement from your hand
the reason it's the easiest win is cause rock requires the least movement and is therefore the most common
so you pick paper on the first throw to win more
not scissors
south grove
I throw scissors and I win most the time
remote lark
you suck and i hate you
frozen kernel
All these mind games and I’m still gonna throw rock
remote lark
south grove
if scissors don't win first then you go rock
then you go back to scissors
then you go back to rock
then you go paper
frozen kernel
If rock doesn’t win first you go rock, because they think you’ll switch to whatever just beat you
remote lark
if i lose at rock paper scissors the first time i just pull out a gun as my second throw
south grove
that's my strat
remote lark
never fails
livid mulch
whats the current guap for crusher
remote lark
guap?
frozen kernel
Then you go rock again
south grove
I never change it
plucky sparrow
if i lose at rock paper scissors the first time i just pull out a gun as my seco...
My third throw is usually a 500kg bomb
livid mulch
slaughterer + skullcrusher?
south grove
whats the current guap for crusher
sandman is a good song
I love it
mr sandman
bring me a dream
livid mulch
make him the cutest
remote lark
i dont know
livid mulch
that ive ever seen
rocky nacelle
ornate bone
Yes, he died to the gas
south grove
give him two lips like roses and clover
remote lark
NOOOOOOOOOO LERBIIIIIIIIIII
ornate bone
I had to just stay there and watch the whole thing unfurl out of curiosity
misty mason
Had a guy drop their ammo crate in the elevator on the way to the boss
misty mason
I laughed and said dont drop it in here, it closes behind us. A good tip
livid mulch
im guessing thunderous isnt all that good
south grove
idk
livid mulch
what about opportunist
misty mason
At end game lobby they said "get over yourself"
south grove
im guessing thunderous isnt all that good
slaughterer thrust is what I do
I'm lazy bum though
don't take my opinion
at the end of the day I'm still a stamina slut
give me a +4 stamina curios and I'll be satisfied
ornate bone
At end game lobby they said "get over yourself"
did you mirror react them
south grove
At end game lobby they said "get over yourself"
say vaccum capsules
south grove
or yummers
copper hawk
typical noob..
south grove
yummers
ornate bone
idk bro id yuckers some of these people
paper harness
smyker
plucky sparrow
Yes, he died to the gas
What’s the team hp mod
ornate bone
ngl I kinda forgot at this point
frozen kernel
I laughed and said dont drop it in here, it closes behind us. A good tip
“reee don’t tell me how to play my game!!!1! cope seethe mald”
ornate bone
probably Numeric UI or something
plucky sparrow
Alr ty
frozen kernel
Gets grabbed 3 times in a row by mutant
plucky sparrow
I’ll hopefully find it
rotund shoal
What’s the team hp mod
yeh its numeric ui
copper hawk
ur so cooked..
median steeple
Wahoooo
nimble fiber
bread
median steeple
Why are so mold
paper harness
Oke
median steeple
Coke
paper harness
Where
sullen forge
Why are so mold
may the mold consume you
median steeple
It's in the refrigerator
ornate bone
median steeple
The rot consuuuumes
copper hawk
This man, whatever the fuck this things is react him
median steeple
Pet rock
sullen forge
Smashing my pet rock against the ground till he evolves
plucky sparrow
https://tenor.com/view/this-man-react-him-react-him-pleeseburger-thanos-this-man...
Looks like a upside down pou
lusty oar
you smash your pet rock 🤨
sullen forge
your brain is so horrifically rotten, god help you
median steeple
I love da rain
lusty oar
purple rain
rocky nacelle
@modern lintel https://open.spotify.com/track/5nD7aSaa7zfcubYF7fZBm4?si=mCGij4MgRVylibYq3t3GDw&context=spotify%3Aalbum%3A3ZCMPZNQQmY6Zz2kNcmFXA
modern lintel
<@346218953862938626> https://open.spotify.com/track/5nD7aSaa7zfcubYF7fZBm4?si=m...
p good
ornate bone
Oh wow, the game is shitting itself right now
modern lintel
also never seen these b4
ornate bone
I got booted out of a match during loading, entered another, got the error popup in the middle of the second right as I was going to kill a mutant, then got disconnected and clicking the reconnect button glitched the screen
nimble fiber
F
frozen kernel
also never seen these b4
Saw a Blueberry White Tea tall boy. It was…okay
modern lintel
this ine was also just ok would be much better if it had any sort of tartness or citrus also tried a cherry limeade one other week was p much just sparkling water
frozen kernel
Kind of a slut for the sweet tea and those are black tea so I get why my mouth didn’t agree with it
modern lintel
big fan 4 the arnold palmers
rocky nacelle
lusty oar
teakakke
grizzled aspen
Can we not use the phrase "kind of a slut for (x)" anymore?
frozen kernel
It had that distinct white tea aftertaste. Like a similar hint that you get after a sip of green tea
frozen kernel
Absolutely goated choice
grizzled aspen
Like the 7th time I've opened this chat and seen that phrase today, alone.
modern lintel
Can we not use the phrase "kind of a slut for (x)" anymore?
kind of a slut for double barrel weapon spec
grizzled aspen
Explode.
rocky nacelle
big fan 4 the arnold palmers
I heard they got alcoholic arnold palmers
grizzled aspen
This is why you are unepic.
frozen kernel
I’m kind of a slut for toughness regen on curios
rocky nacelle
need to get my hands on some of those
modern lintel
i think they also have a hard green tea
lusty oar
im a big fan of caramel waffles
modern lintel
idk how that would roll tho
frozen kernel
I heard they got alcoholic arnold palmers
The alcoholic arizonas are fucking awful. Just buy a pack of tweas
I tried them and was so disappointed
rotund shoal
im a big fan of caramel waffles
i loooove blue waffles
frozen kernel
Not sure about the arnies tho
modern lintel
i think mtn dew also make some booze didn't they
south grove
also never seen these b4
arizona
rocky nacelle
yea I think so
rocky nacelle
i think mtn dew also make some booze didn't they
game changer
the new alcoholic gamer's best friend
grizzled aspen
i think mtn dew also make some booze didn't they
Yeah, most flavors are actually good, too.
The baja blast tastes like ass though.
rotund shoal
Yeah, most flavors are actually good, too.
most american thing ive heard in my life
eughghghhhgh
eugghhhh
modern lintel
i had an arizona once that was like pomegranate i think? it had like a red bear on the front of it
lusty oar
The baja blast tastes like ass though.
i’ve never tasted ass so idk
rotund shoal
i’ve never tasted ass so idk
speak for urself
grizzled aspen
Well, believe it or not, I have.
modern lintel
i’ve never tasted ass so idk
lier
frozen kernel
The baja blast tastes like ass though.
Regular Baja blast tastes like ass so this tracks
grizzled aspen
Same taste.
lusty oar
grizzled aspen
Regular Baja blast tastes like ass so this tracks
This is cringe and misinformation, I shall report you to the commissar posthaste.
rocky nacelle
Same taste.
or someone just had baja blast recently
lusty oar
wiped or unwiped?
rocky nacelle
grizzled aspen
wiped or unwiped?
Every day we stray further from God.
modern lintel
Regular Baja blast tastes like ass so this tracks
yea no time to get into the hydraulic press
rotund shoal
Every day we stray further from God.
i mean uve eaten ass how can u complain
grizzled aspen
I'm not the one asking what unwiped ass tastes like on discord, am I?
frozen kernel
This is cringe and misinformation, I shall report you to the commissar posthaste...
shit is overrated horse piss 
naive stirrup
the new alcoholic gamer's best friend
my first bad alcohol purchase
modern lintel
shit is overrated horse piss <:Smug:736624565588983848>
top ten worst takes of all time
rocky nacelle
are you for fucking real
plucky sparrow
modern lintel
wild gif
grizzled aspen
i cant say that?
Just say microween.
frozen kernel
top ten worst takes of all time
They called Galileo a madman
modern lintel
if galileo was so great why didnt they make a second one huh
lusty oar
frozen kernel
if galileo was so great why didnt they make a second one huh
O-oh shit oh fuck 
Listen not for nothing, MD is probably one of the lower tier sodas. It’s really only held up in maybe B tier by code red and Baja blast
rocky nacelle
https://tenor.com/view/pikachu-small-penis-small-penis-small-cock-small-penis-pi...
stupid fat rat fuvck.....
👎
lusty oar
stupid fat rat fuvck.....
rat flesh light
rocky nacelle
rat flesh light
plucky sparrow
rocky nacelle
im gatekeeping that 1
plucky sparrow
rocky nacelle
thats a good gif
plucky sparrow
Cease all talking
frozen kernel
Now Dr Pepper? Thats an S tier soda
rocky nacelle
Now Dr Pepper? Thats an S tier soda
thats not any of the brand of root beers that I know
frozen kernel
thats not any of the brand of root beers that I know
Root beer enjoyer detected, opinion rejected 😤
Weirdly enough I used to like it as a child
lusty oar
lusty oar
m m m mug manyiacs :3
frozen kernel
Icky root beer boy smell 🤢
south grove
I will hang onto red bull until I die
rocky nacelle
(you will die by age 26)
frozen kernel
I will hang onto red bull until I die
The seasonal red bulls are always so fucking great
I miss the pomegranate dragonfruit one
rotund shoal
I will hang onto red bull until I die
modern lintel
fav sodas r cherry sundrop, baja blast, cherry coke
south grove
really did a number on me
frozen kernel
(you will die by age 26)
By? Get fucked, wizard
south grove
been a year since my first failure
frozen kernel
I’m 2 months past expiration
frozen kernel
Understandable
frozen kernel
Painkillers are “cool” in movies and video games, way less so in reality
south grove
and I lose all productivity and sit there full a whole hour
frozen kernel
Shit is terrifying in reality
modern lintel
ketamine time
frozen kernel
Then your skeleton hurts when you’re not on them
rotund shoal
opiods in general are not a fun drug cuz of withdrawal
frozen kernel
Americans should have a lot more sympathy for addiction considering the the opioid crises (plural) we’ve gone through
modern lintel
the one time i had surgery was on my pinkie tendon and when i woke up from it my whole arm and shoulder was in pulseing pain from the painkiller prob wearing off i immediately like jumped up from the bed
frozen kernel
Not to mention rampant alcoholism
rotund shoal
ketamine time
ketamine is one of the best analgesic drugs
very little physical dependency
south grove
Americans should have a lot more sympathy for addiction considering the the opio...
chinese opium crisis
rotund shoal
relatively easy mental dependency to manage
south grove
literally peak imperialism
rotund shoal
very hard to overdose
frozen kernel
the one time i had surgery was on my pinkie tendon and when i woke up from it my...
What a strangely specific surgery. What happened?
south grove
get everyone in a country high so you can take whatever you want from them
modern lintel
cut the tendon in my pinkie they had to reattach
grave robin
you ever flashbang a horde while trying to rez someone and they fucking kill you anyways
rotund shoal
cut the tendon in my pinkie they had to reattach
lemme guess
slammed down a knife?
thats usually how it happens
grave robin
they were gassed up if that makes any difference but i don't see how it would
modern lintel
basically
modern lintel
knife didnt have a guard hand slide over the blade
rotund shoal
most people cant after doing that
modern lintel
can u still move the pinky?
everything but the top joint
rotund shoal
yeh i was taught at an early age that if u want to do the cool "slamming a knife into the wood" trick
throw the knife
dont hold it
it looks just as cool and no danger
modern lintel
was like first day of christmas break when i was in 11th grade to was getting rdy to go camping w buds
still can feel everything aswell didn't hit any the nerves
copper hawk
@paper harness look at the new maelstrom !!
frozen kernel
everything but the top joint
I’m double jointed so I can move just the top joints lol
copper hawk
It's a 3veg !!
rotund shoal
I’m double jointed so I can move *just* the top joints lol
double jointed gang
im hyperflexible as well
copper hawk
frozen kernel
Used to freak people out to feel the cartilage in my “knuckle butt”
rotund shoal
i can do the "handcuffed behind my back to the front" trick
lunar fable
I’m double jointed so I can move *just* the top joints lol
Me too
grizzled aspen
Used to freak people out to feel the cartilage in my “knuckle butt”
I did NOT need to open this chat back up to see the words "knuckle butt."
acoustic geyser
For the 2 handed chainswords, how important is the shredder stat? (The one for the weapon special?)
modern lintel
I’m double jointed so I can move *just* the top joints lol
my thumbs r double jointed
grizzled aspen
Very.
lunar fable
When I first started kung fu training I freaked tf out of my sifu
grizzled aspen
Dump mobility instead.
frozen kernel
frozen kernel
I did NOT need to open this chat back up to see the words "knuckle butt."
Tada
lusty oar
everybody was kung fu training
grizzled aspen
Yes.
copper hawk
For the 2 handed chainswords, how important is the shredder stat? (The one for t...
@hard nexus
grizzled aspen
Shredder is what determines damage on rev'd hits.
lusty oar
his joints were fast as li WHAT THE FUCK
hard nexus
For the 2 handed chainswords, how important is the shredder stat? (The one for t...
you want it high
grizzled aspen
It's very important on eviscerators because, without it, you can't kill crushers in 1 rev.
hard nexus
dump mobility or cleave targets
south grove
I’m double jointed so I can move *just* the top joints lol
me too
acoustic geyser
It's very important on eviscerators because, without it, you can't kill crushers...
Alrighty then, so a chainsword with 60% mobility and 80% everything else is perfect?
grizzled aspen
Yes.
south grove
I could do this thing where I can bend my thumb back 90 degrees and turn it in unnatural angles
grizzled aspen
The mk3 will need a little bit of buffs to kill a crusher in 1 rev, but a mk15 can do it just fine.
south grove
but that's probably because I have piano hands
grizzled aspen
imagine revving crushers
Why wouldnt you?
copper hawk
:<
grizzled aspen
Creature...
acoustic geyser
Also, which chainsword is better, the mk3 or the mkXV?
jaunty gust
Both very good, XV easier to use. Almost too easy.
nimble fiber
from what show/movie is this?
frozen kernel
I could do this thing where I can bend my thumb back 90 degrees and turn it in u...
Like it goes inward and back?
rotund shoal
from what show/movie is this?
Hugh Laurie!
He had a duo comedy show wtih..
uhh
wait let me remember
Steven Fry
A bit of fry and laurie
nimble fiber
appreciate it
paper harness
from what show/movie is this?
Blackadder
frozen kernel
My friend sent me this today and I nearly lost my shit at the very curt, “DO YOU LIKE SPIT ON YOUR THANG? Hawk tuah.”
I hate the original meme but I’m glad a shitpost has redeemed it in some capacity
obsidian prairie
This is the worst thing I have seen today, thanks, going to repost elsewhere to share my misery
amber salmon
any new weapons being used with IoD now that it's not pure attack speed rewards?
obsidian prairie
Basically anything with a not shit finesse modifier and decent attack speed
misty nova
Also, which chainsword is better, the mk3 or the mkXV?
No such thing as better
It's the 15
amber salmon
probably no rashad axe though huh
can already breakpoint brutal momentum without crit
hard nexus
kk
hard nexus
Or martyrdom
any of the new blessings worth trying
i’m guessing chained deathblow for crit build
misty nova
any of the new blessings worth trying
Well if you're going for the crit meme build
Then Chained Deathblow Perfect Strike
I haven't tried the rending one yet
spare talon
rending on hsword is cool but too situational
amber salmon
is man-stopper on combat shotguns a new thing? i dont see it in patch notes but don't remember it being in game
spare talon
is man-stopper on combat shotguns a new thing? i dont see it in patch notes but ...
it was only tier 2 previously
amber salmon
ah I think I only saw it on double barrel
spare talon
its been in the game since launch on combat shotguns
but youre rarely getting t2 blessings past lvl 30, if any
obsidian prairie
Made it an actual bitch to roll, you had to bring a vet to 15 for combat shotguns and a psyker to 19 for dbarrel
actually torturous
misty nova
Rending Hsword is probably for mixed hordes, hehe screw that mauler in particular
spare talon
Rending Hsword is probably for mixed hordes, hehe screw that mauler in particula...
but at that point you can just have damage blessings and aim for the chest
south grove
Like it goes *inward* and back?
I diagnose you with lupus
south grove
My friend sent me this today and I nearly lost my shit at the very curt, “*DO YO...
hawk tuah
within hawk tuah, talk tuah
winter cobalt
what mark hsword should i try
I like mk 7 for heavy strike down.
Mk 9 also good for horde clearing
obsidian prairie
I hate the mk 9 moveset
actually evil
(I just dislike block cancel singletarget)
misty nova
I diagnose you with lupus
jaunty gust
what mark hsword should i try
IX is the best. Extremely good horde clear, and you can chain special>h1 for big stuff
misty nova
Bruh I didn't have that one
south grove
within hawk tuah, talk tuah
I've gone completely insane
there's a daemon in my head
south grove
it is night four
rotund shoal
fuck
south grove
I have a test tommorow
south grove
multi variable
rotund shoal
dammnnn
south grove
I fucking hate it here
rotund shoal
multi variable calculus was my favourite though
spare talon
was eating mac n cheese and scrolling through subs cuz eating with no youtube is worse than death
forgot i was subbed to telepots, saw an exe stance video from him post patch
looked at his build, then skipped to random point
"oh if youre wondering why im swapping weapons so often for seemingly no reason, its not cuz i have add, its cuz swapping weapons as you start to sprint puts you at max sprint speed instantly"
south grove
I don't know why I have to take it when I'm going to med
spare talon
I KNEW IT
I KNEW THAT WEAPON SWAPPING FELT BETTER
rotund shoal
I don't know why I have to take it when I'm going to med
LMAO youre a med student
that makes a lot more sense
spare talon
WHEN I STARTED TO SPRINT
rotund shoal
i was engineering
south grove
WHEN I STARTED TO SPRINT
swapping things every day
rotund shoal
dont know why they teach med students maths they cant understand shit
south grove
mmm
congratulation constant k, you have passed the post-tuamatic baseline test
you can pick up your bonus on the way out
rotund shoal
shoud teach them bones n shit
obsidian prairie
was eating mac n cheese and scrolling through subs cuz eating with no youtube is...
How is it that people are incapable of surviving a meal without a screen or smth
cerulean wing
was eating mac n cheese and scrolling through subs cuz eating with no youtube is...
What in the Elden ring tech
winter cobalt
multi variable
Linear regression?
south grove
dont know why they teach med students maths they cant understand shit
I did calc in sophmore year and stat in junior year
rotund shoal
@south grove did you do the histology tests yet
south grove
literally nothing to do
cerulean wing
How is it that people are incapable of surviving a meal without a screen or smth
Attention spans are a myth
rotund shoal
ive heard histology is the worst
south grove
<@657706992743350351> did you do the histology tests yet
almost there
I'm actually just gonna OD when I get there
take my full bottle and just leave
rotund shoal
the one med student i know drives on a cocktail of drugs back home every day
only a countdown until hes arrested
south grove
oh mine was presciption
and I don't like to drive
parents forced me to get the license
haven't used it on my own except for the occasional night hikes
rotund shoal
is the prescription long release amphetamine or what
i was on that for a while but i had to quit
south grove
vicodin for pain
rotund shoal
turns out i can get addicteed to that as well
south grove
I don't enjoy it
rotund shoal
sucks man
south grove
dr house made it look like cool kids drugs
it just makes me unproductive for like an hour or two
south grove
I just watched a video of a guy's friends pranking him with a fake cartel execution
isn't mock execution a war crime
rotund shoal
yes
south grove
this guy's gonna develop weapon grade trust issues
south grove
I'm not that fluent in spanish but the guy was actually crying and begging for his mum
terse palm
which thammer do people tend to run?
south grove
then they started laughing at him and the "dead" people stood up
rotund shoal
which thammer do people tend to run?
crucis
south grove
holy fuck that would be truamatising
rotund shoal
some friends he has
south grove
which thammer do people tend to run?
crucis
south grove
some friends he has
I wouldn't be surprised if we get a second unabomber
rotund shoal
that was a whole cocktail that made the unabomber
south grove
this is literally mk ultra but adminstered by friends
rotund shoal
yeah more or less
south grove
lemme pull up that killer bean schizopost
half of these are fake and half are real documented programs
rotund shoal
this is all more or less common knowledge if you work in software
it breaks my mind that most people dont know it
south grove
that's what scares me because whatever's documented there's probably one on steroids
and not documented that is
rotund shoal
i mean snowden literally exposed the crazy lengths NSA went to hack the world
south grove
the moment you entered the world with cameras and microphones your privacy was voided
rotund shoal
and it truly was CRAZY
the metadata capture is
movie level stuff
if you know the technical details behind it
dorn has to keep quiet now lol
dont want his security revoked
modern lintel
rotund shoal
dod
south grove
most people who plays warhammer's gotta need the money to blow on plastic crack
south grove
https://open.spotify.com/track/4WN4TccGCaGoLrKRVX5rUZ?si=7mLiQCR2SZisw3TG5VhhGQ
...
why did they remove our embed previleges btw
we had embeds like a week ago
modern lintel
idk it works sometimes most times doesn't
paper harness
I work for Raytheon not the nsa
Much better pay, way less office based work
I have a fake email job 95% of the time
modern lintel
play dayz w a guy who works for lockheed general dynamics is also hiring p close to me rn
south grove
I did an internship with GD once
paper harness
Lockheed pays good money if you spent time working on submarines
south grove
that was certainly an experience
paper harness
Work half the year, do nothing for the other half
modern lintel
i think he does something w rockets or missles
south grove
i think he does something w rockets or missles
does he play war thunder
I wanna know
south grove
awwww
rotund shoal
i think he does something w rockets or missles
raytheon so probs
modern lintel
i tried to get him into he didnt make it past like 3.0br
south grove
the military industrial complex:
rotund shoal
that or radar
paper harness
south grove
I made a homemade nods a while back
my father worked with FLIR so I dissected it alive
paper harness
Friend works at L3
south grove
they sent a sample home
paper harness
Specifically on GPNVGs
south grove
Specifically on GPNVGs
I need a pair
I wish I had the money to blow on that
but right now this VR headset looking box is going to have to do
modern lintel
i thought about applying for the general dynamics job as it was for manual work on lathe and mill which is like exactly what i did newrly 3 years of trade school for but i only ended up getting like maybe a quarter of the qualifications id need that theyd prob want
rotund shoal
if u gonna build weapons at least be an engineer
its not that hard half my coworkers are literally monkeys on typewriters
south grove
CIA probably built another awesome space gun I'll never get my hands on
rotund shoal
i dont think space guns are a thing theyd be relatively easy to spot
south grove
