zealot-class

[faint vapor]

But Psyker is a weird one

[south grove]

Called in sick today

what do I do now

[faint vapor]

Kill heretics

[ripe gorge]

What are the meta perks for the Revolver on Zealot? Flak/maniac? Or is there some breakpoint with elite/carapace

[south grove]

True

[ornate bone]

Fatshark is like

"Okay guys we need a zealot weapon to give the class that relies on finesse and crits for melee"

"uhhhhhh hevy sord?????"

"Perfect"

[faint vapor]

If that rending blessing was crit, it'd probably be usable

[misty nova]

Then you ask why they gave the recon to Zelly

[faint vapor]

But such is life

[faint vapor]

And then make it not purchasable in shop

[lean lark]

heavy sword is infamous for its crits

hidden gem

[lusty turtle]

[ornate bone]

They saw me harping about perfect strike and thought I'd enjoy it with a 5% crit chance aura

They just forgot the 5% aura comes without piety

And base damage buffs

[red swift]

The new 20% crit on heavy sword blessing is real good though. And it is a headshot weapon.

Especially with something like MK7

[ornate bone]

Okay, actually

This is the only psyker talent that boosts melee damage and isn't a blitz or a keystone

[lean lark]

gotta remember to run hsword on psyker

[ornate bone]

I'm not kidding, we have one talent for it

The rest is stuff like crit chance, finesse and point sinks

[red swift]

I think zealot shouldn’t have gotten dueling sword ever. The only reason it was balanced was because it was relegated to psyker.

[ornate bone]

That too

[red swift]

Well yeah, finesse and crit is damage

[ornate bone]

Zealot has so fucking many damage modifiers

Psyker's weapons went by largely on base stats

[faint vapor]

I mean its mostly overkill

[ornate bone]

The dueling swords worked on psyker because their finesse was skyrocketed by DD

We didn't really get idfk a quadrillion melee damage talents like vet and zealot

We headshot, we crit, or we fucked right off

[rocky nacelle]

cope

[ornate bone]

Shidd

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/welcome-to-hell-tales-from-the-hood-2-keith-david-sklarlight-gif-3564358203074485839

[faint vapor]

On top of that, dueling sword + attack speed buffs 😎

[ornate bone]

And dclaw has cool shit like this

It's not as easy a crit weapon thanks to not having riposte, but it's still a finesse weapon

[misty nova]

Revving the Mk3 adds 2 cleave to H1

[solar gorge]

delete ds from the game

[ornate bone]

Also yeah, attack speed

I'll constantly rag on Fatshark about this, because they keep adding attack speed without an attack macro

[pale spindle]

https://darktide.gameslantern.com/builds/9c1145ac-bd8c-46ae-965c-4aa85ce1ebb4/carpal-tunnel-zealot?utm_medium=website&utm_source=gameslantern&utm_campaign=share_button

[faint vapor]

They also made the fastest attack speed weapons the meta lol

[ornate bone]

I remember not playing the update at the start because I was waiting for the mod updates

Because I genuinely could not play knife without keep swinging

[ember yew]

but that one always works

[ornate bone]

I mean, I can, but I value my mouse's lifespan and my nerves

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/the-big-bang-theory-jim-parsons-sheldon-cooper-what-a-noob-noob-gif-5408039

[ornate bone]

But some other stuff didn't and I was like "nah"

So I waited a bit, updated everything in one go and went back

[stable wing]

I tried playing one match with dueling sword without the keepswinging mod and I actually hurt my hand lmao

[south grove]

Anoint the holy oil and apply incense upon your device.

Maintain your equipment properly varlet.

[ornate bone]

Right now my mouse actually has superglue under the left button because of how much the click switch sunk

[stable wing]

Also I feel dumb, I didn't know that Damage was the dumpstat on the flamer.

[south grove]

When was the last time a purity seal was applied to your weapon?

[south grove]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/211203478284926976/1281888137626517504/caption.gif

[stable wing]

Does higher mobility really make a difference on the flamer at all? In any practical sense

[south grove]

yes

its mobility is shitass even at full

[ornate bone]

I wax my seals by jorkin my peanits

[stable wing]

yeah I noticed LOL

[south grove]

it's like the chainaxe if chainaxe had 3 important stats + mobility

[stable wing]

it kind of reminds me of the power sword where even at 80% mobility even slugs on the floor are catching up to me

[south grove]

Report to Sgt. Major Morrow's Squad for summary execution.

[south grove]

I'm not gonna lie I ran with 26% mobility on an otherwise perfect power sword before the update, as long as you pair it with a high mobility weapon you're fine.

[stable wing]

yeah lmao

I'm good on the power sword front, I'm done with weapons on vet now

[south grove]

Also the difference between flamer and power sword is that power sword is just one click away from being able to 3 hit anything that's not a boss.

[stable wing]

I haven't played zealot a lot so I'm just hanging out in here ABSORBING the positive vibes

ooooo there we go

finally I can play the game for real

[south grove]

perfect

[stable wing]

Is there anything I should be doing specifically with the flamer? Like do you just hold down left click

[lean lark]

mobility should be dump

[stable wing]

or are you supposed to like fire in bursts so you don't eat all the ammo lol

[lean lark]

think you might miss out on 1 mag + immo breakpoint for crusher kills with penetrating flames

[lean lark]

if theres a very big horde or a mixed horde, you just use your flamer until they die

[stable wing]

got it lol

ty

[lean lark]

for infested hordes its usually like 8-10 ammo, mixed it depends on what enemies

[rustic steppe]

I just realized we have a crit blessing for hsword now.

That's p sick.

[lean lark]

if you swipe left and right while shooting at a horde you apply more burn stacks to everything

[south grove]

Huh

Why

[lean lark]

fuck do you need mobility for on flamer?

wdym why

[south grove]

Impact damage is worthless

[lean lark]

are you running with the flamer around

[north sedge]

dmg doesnt matter on flamer, it's fine

[stable wing]

i already have one with 60 mobility as well

[south grove]

Your mobility is shitass even at highest

[north sedge]

either works

[lean lark]

yeah thats good

[north sedge]

flamer is the only time dmg is irrelevant

[stable wing]

I was trying it out in the meatgrinder but it doesn't seem to kill crushers at all, do I need to run Crushers on it?

*Carapace

[south grove]

Dawn the impact damage is actually worthless

[lean lark]

drop an immol and do the flamer

[south grove]

May as well get some insurance for crushers

[lean lark]

since its brittleness the immol nade dmg gets buffed too

[stable wing]

ahhhh ok

[south grove]

Just keep spraying

[stable wing]

I had no idea, ty

[south grove]

It takes a bit

[stable wing]

got it

[royal vortex]

? you always dump damage. you want to spend longer fighting enemies

[stable wing]

I think I might just run overpressure on it since I have my ds4 to kill carapace with

[south grove]

3-7 seconds idr the specific time

[lean lark]

thats fine too

[south grove]

True

[lean lark]

ba + op with flak elites is the best then

[stable wing]

sounds good!

[lean lark]

or unyielding elites for bulwarks and bosses(rarely)

[north sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/stewie-diaper-full-gif-14844433

[stable wing]

what the hell is braced fire burning intensity

[royal vortex]

so true

[stable wing]

does the fire come out HOTTER

or does it make the screen lag more from brightness

[south grove]

Flame stack application

[ornate bone]

The delay between each tick perhaps

Considering it grows lower

[royal vortex]

the idea of not having 8 copies of a weapon for different builds is upsetting to me

i hope they revert crafting

[south grove]

The flamer impact barely matters, what it's doing is the amount of flame stacks applied

[stable wing]

yeah

[ornate bone]

shut the fuck up joshua

[south grove]

Intensity is what that is

[stable wing]

I know the impact does like nothing

[royal vortex]

no

[ornate bone]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/460028401558880266/1288994657719816334/rapidsave.com_apeb4o4i6tqd1.gif

[stable wing]

I'll keep my 60 mobility one for now I think

[south grove]

Yeh it's still a serviceable weapon

[stable wing]

I don't think I'll be sprinting or dodging with it

yeah

[sharp minnow]

someone have a rundown on pros/cons on turtolsky marks? or whats your pref?

[stable wing]

i totally get what you're saying though

I'm just diamantine poor rn lmao

[south grove]

Dodging is good insurance but unnecessary

[stable wing]

yeah

its like a 1% difference

for dodge distance

[lean lark]

mk9 best horde clear mk6&7 strikedown heavies, mk6 best overall mk7 hidden flak dmg

[stable wing]

so I don't think its too high prioirty for me so far

[south grove]

Take 9

That's all

[stable wing]

ty for the help my guys

[lean lark]

whichever you use depends on what you like more because all the heavyswords are busted as fuck

[stable wing]

just resting rn since my index finger was destroyed after just 1 match spamming left click

[paper harness]

7

[stable wing]

Oh yeah what curios are best for a dueling sword build?

I need to work on curios on my zealot

[paper harness]

Dump cleave targets throw on Deathblow

[sharp minnow]

hidden falk dmg?

[stable wing]

I just run toughness toughness health right now

[south grove]

I don't switch curios for builds ngl

I run 3 3 stamina curios

[stable wing]

damn

my guy is a god

[south grove]

3 stamina regen 3 sprint efficiency

:P

[stable wing]

I'm not confident enough yet for the triple stamina lmao

[south grove]

I just like running

[stable wing]

based

[paper harness]

Only works on high mobility weapons

Or you instantly die

[south grove]

the rest I switch around before queuing

[stable wing]

whoever said you can't run away from your problems hasn't met the zealot

[south grove]

which is why I'm a rev it up enthusiast

[stable wing]

HIT THE BRICKS PAL

[south grove]

I'm a lobotomite at this point

I really like running

Running is everything to me

[lean lark]

its very very small

[lean lark]

but it has slightly higher flak dmg than the other hswords

[stable wing]

Most important thing though, do you guys try to dress like a zealot or crackhead with a shiv?

[south grove]

But to be serious I made the 3 stamina curios for a dclaw sword

[south grove]

there's no good free zealot cosmetics ngl

[paper harness]

Naked

[south grove]

the sets from the penance are nice and all but they're all reskins

[south grove]

this guy has the naked mod and just runs around with a hood

[sharp minnow]

why dump cleave targets?

[stable wing]

LOL

[paper harness]

Deathblow

Is brutal momentum

[lean lark]

remove helmet

[sharp minnow]

didnt know this was even a thing

[south grove]

Deathblow negates the need for it

[lean lark]

best cosmetic

[ivory loom]

is there a guide somewhere for maxing weapons?

[paper harness]

Obscure knowledge

[south grove]

just play the game

it takes 10ish auric games to max it out

the material waste ain't worth it

[fading vale]

simply buy same weapon at brunts, upgrade to green, and sacrifice

if you have resources to spare

[sharp minnow]

ill try out mk9 and mk7 hsword then - see what feels good

[stable wing]

Is there a limit on how many targets you can cleave with deathblow? is it 4 like on the axe?

[south grove]

takes too much dockets not gonna lie

[lean lark]

its 5

[south grove]

the plasteel use ain't worth it either

[stable wing]

ok

[south grove]

resource drops are much more uncommon now (diamantine in specific)

well maybe not uncommon, more of a use way more diamantine than usual

[stable wing]

ah ok i see

so you dump cleave targets because it only drops from like 11 people hit to 10

[south grove]

better to keep your stock to bolster stuff to perfect rather than waste them on something you can earn through playing

[fading vale]

eh, it's only like 300-400k dockets to max a weapon, and maybe 3 or 4k plasteel

and that's from 0

[south grove]

why spend all that money though

you get it pretty easily just by playing

[royal vortex]

let's go back to weapons costing like 2 million dockets and 10k plasteel minimum

[lean lark]

on hsword the difference from 60 to 80% cleave targets is 1 extra cleave on heavies and lights

[fading vale]

because I don't want to play 10+ missions to max a weapon, what else is money for

[south grove]

you're really craving that weapon difficulty huh

[stable wing]

guess its time to reroll a heavy sword lmao

[south grove]

are you bitter bc you spent millions of dockets on perfect weapons too?

[lean lark]

no

[south grove]

just playing the game hands you the weapon for free

[lean lark]

having cleave targets is fine

you dont lose anything from defences

[south grove]

you don't need to respec everything

[fading vale]

so should I just hoard resources and never use them?

[south grove]

it's fine

[royal vortex]

i simply yearn for the emotional rollercoaster

[fading vale]

or max every weapon i want immediately and then use it

[south grove]

why play the game if you're gonna skip over the progression system

[stable wing]

this cleave targets stat

LOL

[fading vale]

"Progression system"

I have like 1500 hours

[lean lark]

https://tenor.com/view/tiktok-dog-awkward-dog-confused-awkward-confused-dog-gif-2881577801438605193

[south grove]

I mean with some weapons I understand (cough cough agripinaa mark 1)

[deep lark]

Any suggestions on how best to find people to do the 'just a flesh wound' penance?

[stable wing]

yeah I'm just setting some targets for hte future lol

[south grove]

#vox-lfg-lexicanum

find your region first

do rolling steel at heresy difficulty

let the first poxwalker get you to less than one wound and run from there

[lean lark]

stupid how i had to spend around 6m ordos and 200k plasteel to get this a year ago

[hard nexus]

i deeply fuck with ur username

[south grove]

gambling is fun

[lean lark]

i bought one on psyker and its perfect already

[south grove]

I love gambling

gambling gets the brain going

[stable wing]

How's the mk 6 vs the mk7 heavy sword?

[lean lark]

mk6 best

[stable wing]

you just spam light attacks for horde clear?

[south grove]

I've spent more than 10m on a perfect helbore and it sucks

[lean lark]

mk7 has slightly better flak

[stable wing]

what do you like about the 6

pattern?

[hard nexus]

it’s mainly preference

[lean lark]

i tried all three and settled on mk6

[south grove]

attack patterns are up to preference

[stable wing]

makes sense haha

[south grove]

I love shock maul I can't put it down

[violet hornet]

7 is best despite the wonky uppercut h1

I should probably try a 6 now that they're easy to swap tho

[stable wing]

i always fuck up the heavies on the 9

[violet hornet]

Anyone else trying out bladed momentum on hs?

[hard nexus]

it’s such a great generalist weapon

[rocky nacelle]

big fan of 7 and 9

[hard nexus]

it just does everything

[rocky nacelle]

it sucks

[violet hornet]

Yeah I don't really feel right with the 9 for some reason

[hard nexus]

i need to try hsword again

[lean lark]

buff duration is too little

[hard nexus]

i haven’t run an hsword in forever

[rocky nacelle]

the buff uptime doesn’t warrant it

[south grove]

dude i love standing in a chokepoint and just shocking the bulwarks

feels so immersive to me that they'd do this

let my teammates shoot at it

[violet hornet]

That's fair I was running it on the "hordes of infected" mode where all the chaff is flak armored and it seemed to help for that at least

[rocky nacelle]

I run a 7 or 9 usually with a Bolter or flamer id do DBarrel but when they spam carapace or bulwarks at you it’s annoying

[violet hornet]

But Im also the guy who was running headtaker slaughterer for ages instead of deathblow

[stable wing]

are the 6's strikedowns supposed to be all overheads?

[lean lark]

first is an overhead second is a "root" swing

[stable wing]

oh yeah

[hard nexus]

i should roll a thrust indignatus

[stable wing]

i thought the second heavy was a sweep to hit mobs, its actually a single target attack right?

[hard nexus]

i need to roll an shock maul in general actually

[lean lark]

its not

both can hit multiple targets

[mystic nacelle]

it still has over 10 cleave so you can hit multiple things

[lean lark]

especially with deathblow its not a single target attack

[stable wing]

ahh ok

[hard nexus]

bolter feels so good now

[stable wing]

Do you use the heavies to hit mobs?

[hard nexus]

root?

do u mean uppgercut?

[ornate bone]

"sorry kid, but 3 M2 M2 M2 M2 M2 M2"

[stable wing]

LOL

[lean lark]

√

i mean this

[south grove]

everyday I drool for this autogun furniture

[stable wing]

Do you just spam light attacks on hordes, or do you heavy into them?

with the 6 and 7 swords

[lean lark]

i just heavy everything

[south grove]

please let us have more autogun skins

[stable wing]

ok

[drowsy latch]

i got my first thunder hammer 🔨

[stable wing]

that saves my fingers lmao

[stable wing]

BONK

[lean lark]

yeah

[hard nexus]

ah

[hard nexus]

erm not a godroll hold x

[south grove]

have you tried to use dclaw yet

[stable wing]

On veteran yes

[hard nexus]

oh i guess hold x meme doesnt work anymore

[drowsy latch]

hold X?

[south grove]

better on zealot

[hard nexus]

because they got rid of a bunch of keybinds

[stable wing]

mk4?

[hard nexus]

u used to be able to discard a weapon by holding x on it

[south grove]

meow wants you to scrap it bc she thinks it's not a godroll

[south grove]

yes

[stable wing]

hell yeah

I'l ltry it out

[drowsy latch]

whats a godroll?

[hard nexus]

i dont want them to actually scrap it

[drowsy latch]

i assume stat rolls but you cant see them

[south grove]

🐬🌈

[stable wing]

Flak/Maniac Savage Sweep/Rampage?

[hard nexus]

waepon with a perfect stat distribution

[south grove]

wdym

you can see them

[drowsy latch]

Huh?

[south grove]

hover over your weapon and take a screenshot

[drowsy latch]

where how?

[south grove]

the statblock that pops up

[silver void]

is penetrating flamme worth on the flammer ?

[drowsy latch]

yea but you cant see them in my screenshot :)

[lean lark]

yes

[drowsy latch]

trust me bro

It does 10000 damage

[silver void]

okay thanks

[hard nexus]

yes but blaze away over pressure is a solid set up too, it does great boss kill and can deal 900+ damage per tick

blaze away inspiring barage is also good

oops

wrong reply

[stable wing]

Do you run Flak/Maniac and Savage Sweep/Rampage on the ds4 for the zealot as well? Or do you run something else

[hard nexus]

sry

[ornate bone]

Broke: keeping your stim for when you need it
Woke: keeping your stim to jork (pronounced "york" in Scandinavia) on the boss

[hard nexus]

@hard nexus

wtf

[hard nexus]

@silver void

[ornate bone]

mention fail

[south grove]

you should see something like this

you want defense to be 61%

so the rest is 80% which is the maximum

[drowsy latch]

I know what to look for :) idk the stats to aim for though

[hard nexus]

59, 60, 61

[drowsy latch]

im lvl 15 lol

[south grove]

yea that

[hard nexus]

wdym? the damage and pen n such?

[south grove]

aim for the stat I have on screen

[drowsy latch]

im using a grey 120 gun because its the only full auto aim down sight weapon

[drowsy latch]

Like I know where to look to see stats, but idk what im aiming for

[south grove]

could be 1% off the one I had

60% should be the perfect one

[west trench]

so what's everyone blessing their new long toothpicks with?

[south grove]

61% means I screwed up with rounding

[south grove]

long toothpick

[drowsy latch]

ok, im still in the what class/weapons to play lol

[west trench]

dueling blade

[frosty herald]

@lean lark im liking the bolt carbine on sniper

[south grove]

just stick with a class for now

[rocky nacelle]

Precog thrust

[south grove]

probably zealot

[lean lark]

bolt carbine's ok

its just las fusil but less dps and infinite ammo

[drowsy latch]

Yea Zealot :)

[hard nexus]

so first off, at ur level, dont worry about it, only start worrying about getting good rolls when ur level 30
second, it depends on the weapon, but a majority of weapons want to dump their mobility or defenses stat, meaning have that stat low while the others high

[south grove]

mk 4, precog/thrust, go piety

it's absolute damage

[drowsy latch]

I saw someone made like a budget Sister of Battle type build so im trying that lol

[hard nexus]

evis flamer is fun

[stable wing]

Shred good on the devil's claw?

[hard nexus]

para hates me

[south grove]

yes

[drowsy latch]

idk if i like the thunder hammer over the maul

[south grove]

shred is still the goat

[hard nexus]

yes, shred rampage is optimal

[south grove]

shock maul or crusher

[stable wing]

Do you just run Flak/Maniac Shred/Rampage on the devil's claw for Zealot? i haven't run it on zealot before

[south grove]

I reccomend shock maul right now

but thammer's in a really good place

[south grove]

yes

[stable wing]

awesome, ty

[drowsy latch]

shock mual

[stable wing]

my brain is developing wrinkles

[south grove]

that's good

[lusty oar]

save yourself

[south grove]

I need a lobotomy right now

[stable wing]

its too late

[royal vortex]

that's bad. wrinkles = aging and that means you're reminded of the unstoppable march of time. that is sad.

[stable wing]

i'm already dumping damage

[south grove]

stone this guy to death

[stable wing]

[drowsy latch]

I need someone to slice my penis off, but we cant all have what we want

[stable wing]

I wish I could go back to having a beautiful smooth brain....

[south grove]

uhhhhh

I understand

[stable wing]

Need a higher cleave stat for that

[drowsy latch]

nah you dont

[south grove]

yea man I reccomend thrust/precog

take carapace/unyielding for max boss/ogryn damage

[harsh wren]

What are people running on the crusher?

[stable wing]

I've been running Carapace/Flak Skullcrusher/Slaughterer on mine

I have no idea if that's good

[south grove]

slaughterer/skullcrusher

carapace/flak

[harsh wren]

I did that

[stable wing]

nice

[harsh wren]

I'm gonna try out thrust as well

[south grove]

try the dueling sword first

[drowsy latch]

Thunderhammer is single only on light :(

[harsh wren]

And maybe slaughter thrust just to see what happens

[drowsy latch]

is the other thunder hammer aoe light?

[north sedge]

no

heavies for crowds on hammer

[harsh wren]

I've used dueling sword a lot it's good

[drowsy latch]

So if i want light aoe i want shock maul?

[harsh wren]

But it does not bonk

[stable wing]

is headtaker or slaughterer better on the thunderhammer?

[drowsy latch]

i want the other way around

light aoe, heavy single

[south grove]

ironhelm's more generalist than single target but you should almost always heavy with hordeclear

[south grove]

take dclaw

devil's claw

mark 4

shred rampage flak maniac

[drowsy latch]

sword ew

[north sedge]

preference mostly, i go for slaughterer

[harsh wren]

Combat axe also

[stable wing]

Do you really spam lights for the devil's claw on mobs? I've always done light heavy on it lol

[south grove]

ngl shock maul does its job

[ornate bone]

saul

[south grove]

I spam because I dodge before anything could happen to me

[stable wing]

good idea

[drowsy latch]

isnt the combat axe 1 handed? i did use that when i started

[south grove]

rashad yes

rashad good axe

[stable wing]

rashad on my veteran is literally the most beautiful thing I have e ver used

it smoothed out the wrinkels on my brain

[harsh wren]

Rash is best but it needs stats more than antax

[stable wing]

let me watch 30 episodes of shark tank in a row on the side while playing malestrom

[south grove]

you run dbarrel vet yet?

[drowsy latch]

I wanted 2 handed though

[south grove]

take weapon specialist

[stable wing]

yes

[south grove]

never reload again

[stable wing]

weapon specialist

axe

[drowsy latch]

Gordan Ramsay Kitchen Nightmare for me :)

[stable wing]

the CHAD

[stable wing]

yessss good choice, I do that too LOL

[south grove]

house:

https://tenor.com/view/dr-house-house-gif-11916099077674228393

[stable wing]

Kitchen nightmares works on some of the levels, like with the tree

hab dreyko

"ITS ROTTEN"

[south grove]

watch house for the cure:

[stable wing]

oh shit tintin 300 iq

[south grove]

the cure to pox plague

[stable wing]

yes

[rotund shoal]

"Hey its me house doctor please give patient 900mg of dexamphetamine then make them drive"

[stable wing]

LOL

[south grove]

a liberal application of bullets

[south grove]

more mouse bites for this patient

[rotund shoal]

then leeches!

[south grove]

tapeworm diet pill

[rotund shoal]

i love that none of these are jokes

all of them happened in the show

[stable wing]

Bar Rescue gets quoted with my friend group when we're playing this game

"LOOK AT THIS, THERE'S SHIT GROWING ALL OVER THE WALLS"

[drowsy latch]

I get shorts of that show alot

i have no clue what is going on

[stable wing]

"I'VE HAD ENOUGH, I'M GOING IN"

[drowsy latch]

he goes to like prison or something

[south grove]

yea he did

[drowsy latch]

It feels like the rick and morty of medical shows

urgh durgh im so smart

[rotund shoal]

he is more or less rick yes

drug addict know it all with people problems

[plucky sparrow]

Hey at least he is not stupid enough to give the patient the medicine drug, they need more mouse bites

[stone fern]

my dodge was very early i get the grab

[south grove]

the whole show is:

patient comes in with weird sickness
house gets intrigued and gets his team together
comes up with this stupid ass treatment that'll 100% save his patient
hospital says no
house does it anyways
patient's family assaults him
patients get saved

[stone fern]

but muties and chaos spawns are NOT supposed to ledge me

[south grove]

oh yea and foreman says "I'm vexed" every episode

[misty nova]

Peak

[rotund shoal]

hm first they try a normal treatment and then they shout at foreman or chase for doing the sensible thing

[stone fern]

have u tried the medicine drug?

[south grove]

I'm vexed

[rotund shoal]

then cuddy comes in and does hate flirting with house

[stone fern]

its so vexing frfr

[south grove]

no we can't use the medicine drug

use medicine drug anyways

gets assaulted

cures the patient

[stone fern]

NOOOOOOO YOU HAVE TO USE THE POISON DRUG

[plucky sparrow]

“I am in this episode”

[rotund shoal]

"ok now give me ketamine and vicodin and i will play guitar"

[south grove]

more mouse bites chase

[drowsy latch]

LTT videos are a good one

[light badge]

I love Medical Malpractice Show, it's my favorite

[south grove]

that's the treatment

[plucky sparrow]

No he needs the hygiene drug!

[south grove]

I'm going to do something unethical

I am going to break into my patient's house utilising the black man on my medical team

[stone fern]

HYGIENE IS KILLING HIM

[stone fern]

thamk u doctor

[drowsy latch]

He would 100% touch a kid if it said a mans life

[stone fern]

i am cured

[plucky sparrow]

Uh ermmm!!! Medicine drug!!

[rotund shoal]

"boohoo you have cancer WHY ARE YOU LYING TO ME"

[south grove]

LMFAO

[stone fern]

WE NEED TO GIVE HER HERPES ITS THE ONLY THING THAT CAN STOP CANCER

[south grove]

that one episode with the elementary schooler:

[rotund shoal]

that episode is called House vs God

[light badge]

We should frame this and hang it on the wall

[plucky sparrow]

Wait it’s legit???

[drowsy latch]

hold up!

[rotund shoal]

Not exactly that but a faith healer passes herpes to this girl cuz they have a relationship and the herpes temporarily alleviates her cancer syptoms

[south grove]

oh yea and it's always the patient's family lying or forgetting important info

[stone fern]

THE NAME OF THE EPISODE IS ABOVE YOU

[plucky sparrow]

Damn…

Dr house is wild

[south grove]

ughghgh it's not important

[stone fern]

if dr house is so good where is dr house 2?

[drowsy latch]

faith healer fucks a girl

100% a nonce

[plucky sparrow]

He had faith he could fix her

[rotund shoal]

the faith healer was 15

he looked like a mormon missionary

[drowsy latch]

you can be 15 and a nonce

[stone fern]

nooooo no fucking he just licked his hands and touched her or something

imagine getting herpes without the fun part

[fickle aspen]

how are thunder hams after the patch?

[stone fern]

fun

[west trench]

less clown, more bonk

[south grove]

excellent

[drowsy latch]

imagine having herpes...

[stone fern]

and veri good

[rotund shoal]

the cancer woman was 40 lol

[fickle aspen]

still crucis?

[rotund shoal]

so she was the nonce

[light badge]

thunder hams
Masozi's thighs are doing great

[drowsy latch]

So she is the nonce!

[stone fern]

70% of the population has herpes

[rotund shoal]

imagine not having herpes lmao

[stone fern]

have you ever had a coldsore?

you have herpes

[drowsy latch]

oh yea i forgot that part

ok ill reword it

[light badge]

The population of the Isle of Man maybe

[drowsy latch]

imagine having genital herpes

[south grove]

crucis got buffed + still can oneshot certain bosses

ironhelm's good now but it's still in the generalist niche

[stone fern]

"Overview. Herpes infections are very common. Fifty to 80 percent of American adults have oral herpes (HSV-1), which causes cold sores or fever blisters in or around the mouth."

70% is a fair estimate

[south grove]

herpes can't get you if you don't consent

[drowsy latch]

glad im not one of those

[stone fern]

house be like

[drowsy latch]

I told that ot my dad but that didnt stop it

[stone fern]

we need to give them herpes to cure the geneital herpes

[rotund shoal]

house we cant do that

[light badge]

TIL I have herpes that only exists once every 4 months or so

[stone fern]

yup

everyone has herpes

[light badge]

Unless I'm mistaking the sores in my mouth for hsv

[stone fern]

everyone i gross

were all disgusting

[light badge]

I'm intersex, I'm disgusting according to scripture

I win

[west trench]

it's a bacteria and virus party out there

[stone fern]

we should just have 2-3 generations of IVF only

[drowsy latch]

since we are on the lewd topics

[stone fern]

we would cure all STDs

[drowsy latch]

does Warhmamer have lore around lewd stuff

[light badge]

How can you say something so based?

[stone fern]

only slaneesh

[drowsy latch]

40k*

[light badge]

In #racism-class chat, of all places

[frosty herald]

slaanesh is in 40k

sadly

[stone fern]

marines cant have sex well they can they just normally wouldnt want to

sisters of battle wouldnt

[drowsy latch]

Cant find anything on Slaanesh about it

[stone fern]

Now

now

[drowsy latch]

other than the whole "its a lewd faction"

[stone fern]

IF you want lewd

look up sisters of battle and how they reproduce

[light badge]

Isn't it canon that the emperor killed several women via consensual intercourse?

[stone fern]

its disgusting and horrifying

[lean lark]

hsword on psyker is so srtong lmao

[stone fern]

we dont talk about that

[drowsy latch]

i feel i want a lore videon on it

[stone fern]

everything is cannon except that

the sensi never existed

[light badge]

It's good? I haven't tried it yet

[paper harness]

clad can read?

[stone fern]

emperor's other children do not exist

[stone fern]

given enough coffee and cigs you'd be suprised what i can do

[light badge]

Clad can read when he retrieves all 3 scriptures from Clandestium

[stone fern]

[drowsy latch]

Is that some like edgy writer?

[pale spindle]

https://youtu.be/FzldczftaFk?si=cuvQsCCCAXWeX5ei

@paper harness

[drowsy latch]

ive read that lore is sorta changing with writers

[lean lark]

very much

hits every meaningful os breakpoint

[paper harness]

I smoked 20 packs on finals week

[drowsy latch]

https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=how+do+sisters+of+battle++reproduce

nothing haha

[stone fern]

real

[light badge]

Post weapon and tree pls

[stone fern]

i went up to 2 packs a day doing my thesis

[lean lark]

affter im done

[light badge]

👍

[stone fern]

currently half a pack a day veri chill

[paper harness]

@spice crown man

watch this

enjoy more mental damage

[light badge]

Imagine smoking, couldnt be me

[paper harness]

shut up honda civic

[light badge]

ignore the amount of edibles I've ingested over the past month

[spice crown]

lmao oh here we go

[light badge]

make me Dork

[drowsy latch]

So my lore of 40k is shit, but i thought bolters were like rifles/guns, but the one in this is like a shotgun & slow firing etc

[south grove]

it's an assault rifle that fires explosive soda can sized rockets

[paper harness]

I HAVE CHOSEN TO NOT TAKE SECOND WIND

FUCCCCK MEEE

[drowsy latch]

The one in this game is single / 2 short burst

[south grove]

I can manage to full auto :P

[serene geyser]

what are we running on knife these days? i got mercy killer and flesh tearer

[south grove]

precog or riposte / uncanny

[serene geyser]

ty

[south grove]

also

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1283144548893069384/1290087957272985610/attachment.gif

[drowsy latch]

how?

[south grove]

idk how to record lemme fiddle with this for a sec

I'll upload a video

[drowsy latch]

i assume like some trigger finger type thing not actually?

[south grove]

no

I just keep pressing the button fast

[drowsy latch]

as i said

[south grove]

https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkTide/comments/1fsoqbe/this_recent_patch_has_seriously_got_me_feeling/

bleh

watch this

[serene geyser]

do i want momentum or piety for a precog knife

[drowsy latch]

Yea i know that

but its not full auto

[visual stream]

peak zealot chat

[south grove]

you can use the full auto mod

on nexus

[drowsy latch]

Someone told me to and nothing came up :(

are mods not bannable?

[stone fern]

sisters of battle are recruited

[south grove]

nope

[stone fern]

do NOT look up sisters of silence

[drowsy latch]

hmmm

[south grove]

as long as it's not BS quelling on staff it's fine

[stone fern]

do NOT look up how they reproduce (two methods) one ok one not

[south grove]

https://www.nexusmods.com/warhammer40kdarktide/mods/87

this is the one

[stone fern]

cloning is the ok method btw

[drowsy latch]

i did, nothing came up lol

[stone fern]

fine

[south grove]

in lore the reason we can't fire the thing fast is because it's something designed for space marines downsized to fit humans

[stone fern]

pretty sure its in "Bequin"

[south grove]

it can and will break your wrist

[drowsy latch]

i mean the sisters lore lol

[south grove]

alr since we got flamer tank explosions can we get bomber bandolier explosions now

it's only fair

[drowsy latch]

Flamer or spearhead boltgun?

[stone fern]

i wanted the same thing for bombers

err

bursters

i want bursters to not blow up on headshots

just fall down to be used later as barrels

[south grove]

boltgun for maximum coolness

[fleet zealot]

happy autism

[fleet zealot]

2 different roles really

[drowsy latch]

Yea i know

[fleet zealot]

boltgun is anti armor, able to use it as a magdump or DMR. flamer is just a close range melter of everything, except it basically forces you into learning throwing knives

why not both

[stone fern]

bruh

after the changes with bolter i can aim it so much better

[south grove]

idk if this is a bug or anything but flamer legs stand up after exploding

[stone fern]

like adsing with it feels like a dream

[umbral kindle]

One thing I love about flamer explosions is when I go to melee a pox flamer and the vet instakills me with the tank because it does corruption damage and skips wounds like a burster

[south grove]

I'm not kidding

[cold aspen]

is running martyrdom, crusher, and bolt pistol decent?

[stone fern]

yeah

[cold aspen]

what sort of blessings and perks(?) do zealots usually go for with bolt pistol?

[south grove]

surgical/deadly accurate was my pick

[cold aspen]

thats what i was leaning towards as well

[south grove]

lethal proximity also increases your grenade radius

do with that what you will

[cold aspen]

no shit?

thats nuts xD

[stone fern]

lethal is ok but it will fuck you over with dogs

if you miss the dog it will travel ALOT

[cold aspen]

guess i'll just go with surgical/deadly accuracy

flak/maniac?

[south grove]

yes

[cold aspen]

is this how my crusher should look?

https://i.imgur.com/zMR6Ixr.png

[wraith cipher]

i opted for thrust instead of skull crusher

[stone fern]

pretty good

ye

[south grove]

I'd pick carapace/flak

[lean lark]

23 min clear in auric hishock pub so id say its actually very good

you just do a quick puff over a horde and start meleeing them, have infinite toughness

long range you just assail m2

[hushed knoll]

Clad

[stone fern]

hi

[cold aspen]

for the bulwarks and the armored dudes with the axes?

[lean lark]

you can change this however you want for your playstyle

[south grove]

crusher + mauler yes

[stone fern]

tbh id keep flak in general

[cold aspen]

yeah that one

[stone fern]

look at how you play

if you shoot ragers

[wraith cipher]

theres also nothing wrong with your chosen perks, youll do fine mixed hordes but youll see drop off when youre fighting just elite packs

[south grove]

bulwark have carapace arms but unyielding back

[stone fern]

dont bother with maniacs on melee

[cold aspen]

just shoot them

gotcha

[light badge]

Nice

[stone fern]

maybe unyielding for extra boss damage

[cold aspen]

so its better to rock flak/carapace with the crusher?

[light badge]

Actually wait not nice

[ember yew]

holy mother

bless this ravaged soul

[light badge]

@lean lark WHERE THE FUCK IS PRECOGNITION

[ember yew]

this guy talks

as

[lean lark]

huh

[wraith cipher]

well what do you want to do

[drowsy latch]

https://youtu.be/IoRVNEHQpj0?si=IQGnuCqRdhoABYol&t=96

IM SORRY BUT

this part... of the video

[south grove]

keep flak and swap second one whenever you want

carapace for crusher/mauler consistency or unyielding for boss

[cyan vapor]

guys i'm new. is there a specific efficient way to farm resources (namely diamantine)?

[south grove]

there's no farming

just comb the map for stuff

[cold aspen]

im always out of plasteel xD

[light badge]

You took lower peril generation instead of precog, why

[stone fern]

ur not allowed to link warhammer youtubers until you watch the entire 120 hour horus heresy playlist by arch

[ember yew]

Damnation normal difficulty used to be the go-to for farming (for resources)

[drowsy latch]

nah its just his patreon plug part, he says he is going to make a nude calender...

[lean lark]

precog is pretty useless since you already have very good quell talents

[paper harness]

Majorkill L

[stone fern]

thats cringe

[hushed knoll]

Dude I literally watched the freesh avocado vine for the first time in years last night

[rocky nacelle]

precog isn’t for quelling

[paper harness]

Tourist

[stone fern]

watch this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYgoEAJL24Q&list=PLx6N3LVwgba2fGwLtaMz_zwekt7ON85mz

[drowsy latch]

im curious why

[paper harness]

Arch is worse

[drowsy latch]

also is there actually hentai for warhammer...

[south grove]

it's majorkill so :P

[stone fern]

how is arch worse

[drowsy latch]

idk who it is really

[south grove]

whenever people wanna make them they make them

[paper harness]

Majorkill is just reading the wiki, arch just makes up stuff

[cyan vapor]

any specific map is more suited? regarding locations or whatever

[light badge]

Dorn didn't consent to the lore video, pack it up, go home

[south grove]

tksmantis and oxhorn of 40k

[stone fern]

give me 76 examples of arch making stuff up

[paper harness]

Go cross reference the videos

To the books

[stone fern]

i use archs videos to revise books ive read/listened to

[drowsy latch]

tbf for me, someone reading the wiki and compiling it with picture examples is enough

[rotund shoal]

once again: any piece of content that has a | in the title is shit. this is true.

[ember yew]

anything you are comfortable to finish (aside from Rolling Steel, ignore that one)

[paper harness]

Information is wrong a lot of the time

[south grove]

I think we all can agree leutin's decent right

[paper harness]

I have known him for years

[light badge]

Real as fuck, who sits down and reads a wiki article

[drowsy latch]

thats a different point though

[paper harness]

Since the arma days

[drowsy latch]

i do lol, but not while im playing darktide

[lean lark]

but anyways the build is up to playstyle so just edit it with whatever you want

[drowsy latch]

ok who is a good YT for lore for someone who wants to know about the world rather than key events

[paper harness]

Tyberos the red wake is just a space marine, a tall but regular sized space marine

[south grove]

leutin

[light badge]

You chose lesser peril generation over precognition you are wrong and smelly, please address

[south grove]

luetin the goat

[paper harness]

Majorkill propagated the “he’s actually wearing a dreadnaught suit”

[south grove]

fuck

I've been spelling his name wrong

[drowsy latch]

oh i like him, his worst/best jobs videos are funny

[south grove]

I got into darktide from that one video

the one he did to promo the launch of darktide

to be completely honest I've basically fallen out of the hobby side of 40k

[stone fern]

I like the lorecast people

[south grove]

sold most of my forces because I didn't have space for them anymore

[drowsy latch]

the end?

[south grove]

right now I kept an imperial fist HH kill team

[drowsy latch]

like ending the faction/models or?

[south grove]

they were close

fuck artemis

[lean lark]

https://tenor.com/view/jose-mourinho-sweet-trouble-gif-26762341

[paper harness]

Bricky just spits out random shit he reads on the wiki

[rotund shoal]

no its just clickbait like 95% of youtube nowadays

[lean lark]

information witheld from public consensus

[south grove]

it's a podcast

it's purely entertainment

[stone fern]

i will never do table top until i get a slave to paint for me and a literal coach to read codexes to me

[drowsy latch]

Why i didnt want to click it lol

[rotund shoal]

congrats you have developed your frontal lobe somewhat

[south grove]

the codex right now is for lobotomites

anyone can use it

[stone fern]

damn

[paper harness]

I like auspex tactics

[south grove]

my least favourite part of 10th is they made it so easy to play

[stone fern]

thats above my paygrade

[fleet zealot]

tbf, isn't bricky very open that he only got into the fandom like 4 years ago?

[south grove]

I miss abusing obscure loopholes against my friends

[rocky nacelle]

Acoustic tactics

[south grove]

I agree with you

[paper harness]

We banned a friend from using bike captains

[south grove]

I did buggy spam back in the day

wasn't for winning it was just for the mad max kitbashing

[frosty herald]

slaanesh has been getting almost no new models or lore so some people speculate games workshop want to slowly fade slaanesh into being a non threat in 40k

[paper harness]

He broke one of my titans

https://tenor.com/view/ryan-gossling-blade-runner-blade-runner-2049-purple-based-gif-10338804311867949447

[south grove]

buggies are actually fucking garbage now

I remember when they were good

bring back gorkamorka btw

gorkamorka is peak

[fleet zealot]

tbf isn't that one of their issues in lore lol, they are too busy on their planets doing debauchery to actually help chaos

[frosty herald]

yup

[paper harness]

I see warlords are 1233 now

[drowsy latch]

I wish i could play 40k

[south grove]

too bad I wasn't born earlier to play gorkamorka

[fleet zealot]

maybe there will be a slaanesh soft update

[paper harness]

Better be a first 5 model

[hushed knoll]

Hello Bahri

And it

Bandit

[frosty herald]

they dont actualy do anything since every other faction stomps on slaanesh

[south grove]

I still have the ork kommando team

that one was a peak boxset

actually all of the kill team boxes were peak

[rotund shoal]

unless you recon the entirety of eldar role you couldnt do that

eldar and slaneesh has been a thing since rogue trader

the tabletop i mean

[fleet zealot]

high copium

[south grove]

WHFB port:

literally a WHFB port ngl

not criticising it btw

[drowsy latch]

I wish you could like play / rent a army to try the game

[south grove]

get into kill team

one singular team

[fleet zealot]

but it could be slaanesh is getting a soft reboot to diversify their types of excess and make it more "palatable" for the mainstream without losing it's appeal/niche

[south grove]

that's all you need to have

[stone fern]

RENT? RENT??

[drowsy latch]

For me its also the actually having them

i move too offten

[stone fern]

ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL GW?

THEY NEED MONEY

[drowsy latch]

my life generally tries to to fit into 2 suitcases

[stone fern]

BUY THEM MULTIPLE TIMES

[south grove]

a kill team can fit into a tea box

[rotund shoal]

i cant remember the last actually good depiction of slaneesh

[fleet zealot]

total war warhammer 3 imo

[frosty herald]

Kill team

[drowsy latch]

Well my current storage is overflowed by a pc case, 2 monitors and an oven...

[rotund shoal]

ooh should reinstall it

[south grove]

like 3-8 models depending on your team

[stone fern]

a pastry chief with BIG

[rotund shoal]

thanks for reminding me lol

[south grove]

it's insanely portable

[fleet zealot]

idk how the fuck they made slaanesh t rated

but they did

[south grove]

you can fit 2 teams into your lunchbox

[drowsy latch]

Im really stretch

[south grove]

the models are insanely tiny btw if you've never seen them irl

[fleet zealot]

and it doesn't look any worse for it, in fact it's one of the better slanesh depictions

[drowsy latch]

like i buy new so much stuff whenever i move

[stone fern]

got room in ur pockets?

[south grove]

you can fit them into your coat pocket with a small container

[drowsy latch]

no, they get stuffed

[drowsy latch]

i actually dont bring coats...

[stone fern]

POCKET VENDICARE

[south grove]

and it's 60 dollars for a good team + bits for kitbashing

[drowsy latch]

coats are too big

[stone fern]

swallow them

puke them out before the game

[drowsy latch]

Lol

[south grove]

point is they're insanely small and more affordable

[drowsy latch]

i would actually have to buy them, paint etc then sell them and get new ones

[frosty herald]

Nurgle players

[south grove]

you don't hafta sell them ngl

they're tiny

I'm sure you can manage

[stone fern]

bro is on GW pay

[lusty oar]

use nature’s wallet

[solar gorge]

i have IG minis collecting dust but at least they look good

just paint

[drowsy latch]

if you have kill team

[solar gorge]

don't play the game

[drowsy latch]

dont you need to play with players using kill team?

[south grove]

I'm a forgeworld resin huffer

[drowsy latch]

i know there isl ike lots of rules and shit

hive world or somethnig is one

[stone fern]

its over for u

the brain rot has consumed

[south grove]

been over for a long time

[stone fern]

what does abbadon black taste like?

[south grove]

ever since I bought that resin stompa upgrade when I was 16 it was over

[drowsy latch]

god the models look so ugly

[south grove]

which one

[drowsy latch]

the people

[drowsy latch]

like the faces

[south grove]

if you don't like kill team you can go necromunda

[south grove]

it's heroic scale

I don't like the faces either

[drowsy latch]

tldr?

[south grove]

put their helmets on and we won't have problems

[south grove]

the minis are sculpted with exaggerated proportions to pop during painting

[drowsy latch]

im looking at painted models

[solar gorge]

you don't know ulgy minis until you've seen og fantasy stuff

[drowsy latch]

i have lol

when i played Total war 1 and played Wood Elves

i was sorta interested in trying table top and god

that really put me off

[south grove]

truescale vs heroic

[drowsy latch]

maybe since im looking at the warhammer website painting too?

[south grove]

no you haven't

don't open it if you don't wanna see river troll tiddies

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well by warhammer 1 fantasy had already been hanged by gw so

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but that's also when it got it's best looking models

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idk the exact ones, but the og wood elves was scary

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end times ones

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those are their LOTR range

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fuck lol yea

i just googled wood elves, im in a darktide game

if you find the OG wood elves

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og dwarfs were just feets and hands attached to a torso

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thats what i was shown by a friend who was really into table top

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BRING BACK GRIMGOR

WAAAAAAGH

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god these faces

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why wouldn't they reincarnate him like everyone else

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happy autism season everyone

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and these

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put the helmet on like everyone else

the helmet stays on during sex

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true the half and full helments are better

tbhg when there is a hide helmet option in a game, i turn that straight on

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with helmet i think they look great

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Also need some irl table top players

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check your local game stores

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so true fellow syndrome person

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or don't

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there should always be 1-2 around somewhere

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im on break in England the local club here are a bit cringe when i tried to play MTG with one

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it stinks in there

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they're nerds

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checks out

only creatures in there

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When i was in Hong Kong the club was cool but i was leaving soon so couldnt buy

I lived in like 3 cities in China, no game stores anywhere

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hong kong and shenzhen had some of the most talented artists I've ever met

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Did you go?

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used to live round there

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Is it Kwun Tong?

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remember going through the checkpoint every month to go look at the local hobby store as a kid

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Where the warhammer store is

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uhhh