Please be trolling.
#zealot-class
grizzled aspen
opaque island
who else up ignoring they hitmass, and by ignoring they hitmass i mean, impact
lusty oar
🍆 
opaque island
Please be trolling.
misty nova
She Hammerblow my Thunderstrike till I Trauma?
opaque island
that was actually my nickname back in college the hammerblow thammer
misty nova
mods take his knees
They can't touch me if they are staggered 
sullen forge
Who up staggering they enemies
ancient brook
There's a Zealot called Yolo trying to join my strike team
I wanna let him know
If he is about
Im getting off at the moment, and I'm sorry I can't play
exotic flint
whats the colour of your codex?
pale spindle
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
frozen kernel
We clone the knife zealots
Destroy this heretic before it spreads its treacherous lullaby 
south grove
Buntfarbenanstrich my beloved
pale spindle
What are those red numbers?
frozen kernel
It is imperative that the knife zealot gene seed is not recovered
south grove
actual favourite camo
south grove
What are those red numbers?
amount of times you reached level 30 with your true level
pale spindle
Isn't that oversaturated? 🤔
south grove
Isn't that oversaturated? 🤔
wdym
spare talon
i just saw a lvl 1200 with a dev strike trauma dclaw
pale spindle
If you already know the true level why do you need to see the red number
south grove
If you already know the true level why do you need to see the red number
no idea
modern lintel
i just saw a lvl 1200 with a dev strike trauma dclaw
the beaty stick
south grove
it's a thing
south grove
i just saw a lvl 1200 with a dev strike trauma dclaw
the beating will continue until the morale improves
sullen forge
SkC + Trauma DClaw
fleet zealot
you have alerted the noodle
drifting wolf
<@427815660937019393> https://fxtwitter.com/monsterhunter/status/183870861146524...
kratos
acoustic dune
Long rat
coarse birch
SkC + Trauma DClaw
impact dclaw is a crime
although FS really wants us to run it
you can probably do some SC memes tbf
sullen forge
I’ve hit a point in my skill where I’m running builds
That actively piss people off when they look at the blessings
Why? It’s funny
cerulean moth
@copper hawk Who the fuck is stimpee sounds like asshole
coarse birch
i like off meta builds but at some point i was using auto pistol and thrust deci achlys with psyker and i realized i had gone too far
sullen forge
i like off meta builds but at some point i was using auto pistol and thrust deci...
Did you top score
spare talon
i like off meta builds but at some point i was using auto pistol and thrust deci...
cyra, a speedrunner, looked at my precog riposte knife and went "dude what the fuck is that"
coarse birch
no unfort that was not my best game, in my defense i was playing with people who were good
friends to be specific
i did stuff but i was not top scoring
cerulean moth
cyra, a speedrunner, looked at my precog riposte knife and went "dude what the f...
cause its DOGSHIT
coarse birch
riposte precog knife is totally fine wym
spare talon
i also finally 2000 hours into the game
have clicked with the brautos
they finally make sense to me now
coarse birch
you point them at the enemy and fire
spare talon
riposte precog knife is totally fine wym
it didnt have uncanny
cerulean moth
riposte precog knife is totally fine wym
lacerate fleshtearer
coarse birch
would only be bad if you had like really low crit chance, base 20% or something
yeah its not the usual
spare talon
you point them at the enemy and fire
yes but in almost every instance id use it, id rather use a throwing knife or just walk over and melee it
full nebula
bruh this game, fleshtearer/lacerate knife/ and lacerate/riposte knife
coarse birch
if your taking throwing knife, i find your gun is a tertiary 99% of the time
spare talon
but ig every time i used it, i either didnt have dance of death or never used it with it procced
cuz when it did, it was night and day
fleet zealot
coarse birch
similar to assail melee psyker
cerulean moth
if your taking throwing knife, i find your gun is a tertiary 99% of the time
Laceratetertiary more like tertium
ayo
coarse birch
DoD helps a lot
spare talon
similar to assail melee psyker
yes but i cant leave that slot empty
cerulean moth
go fight the heratics
fleet zealot
what is worse than lacerate knife? haymaker mk3 knife
full nebula
i run quickdraw with assail+gaze and its pretty nasty
fleet zealot
idk how or why people run that
full nebula
i actually use the revolver for specials a lot
spare talon
if somethings going to go there, id rather it be something that works with the build
rotund shoal
what is worse than lacerate knife? haymaker mk3 knife
haymaker lacerate knife is a mainstay of my teammates
coarse birch
assuming your running a generalist melee i like brautos or shotguns most
revo would be the best realistically but i refuse to use revo
spare talon
assuming your running a generalist melee i like brautos or shotguns most
yeah i rarely run generalist melees, on vet im almost always on db (or plasma but using it for the exact same role) for weapon specialist
on zealot im always on knife or dclaw, so i either need flamer or anti armor
rotund shoal
lusty oar
lol eat shit
spare talon
but i recently finally decided to give rashad a REAL shot after i found how much i loved the si shovel
coarse birch
yeah i think bolter is my most used zealot gun recently cause i like hsword and dclaw a lot
spare talon
fleet zealot
i'm at 16 and i run some mods and i never get memory errored
full nebula
memory errory only really happens if you play for extended periods
coarse birch
although i restart every 2 or so hours anyway
coarse birch
cause ill usually get it past that esp on psyker where my inventory is massive
full nebula
that mods buggy af
spare talon
i have 32 gb
i still get it constantly
south grove
i'm at 16 and i run some mods and i never get memory errored
probably background apps
I get it sometimes too
coarse birch
its been a bit since i had a stupidly long session but ive been on break
full nebula
do you have 500 weapons?>
north sedge
it's been ages since i've gotten it (haven't played since the last map was put in)
full nebula
I get disconnects and connection errors 100x more often than the memory leak
honestly it took a long time for me to get the memory leak the first time. I heard people talk about it but i didnt get it until months after i started into the game
south grove
AHHHHHHHHHHH
full nebula
zealot chat resting mindset
fleet zealot
south grove
fleet zealot
500 weapons a class is too much lol
grizzled aspen
Not a perfect 380 out of the box, scrap for dockets...
coarse birch
Ive probably got like 100+ on psyker and im waiting to scrap at least 20
Havent checking in a while though
merry flume
finally...................
coarse birch
Just in time for you to have been able to get it naturally
south grove
finally...................
I swear man-stopper started popping up hella after like 2 mil dockets spent
once I got the first one the ball just started rolling
ornate bone
Real
grizzled aspen
Ingested 90g of sugar in under 3 minutes at 4:50 and now it's 6:17 and I'm crashing hard.
fleet zealot
lusty oar
grizzled aspen
Russian dashcam videos:
coarse birch
Ingested 90g of sugar in under 3 minutes at 4:50 and now it's 6:17 and I'm crash...
Did you chug a liter of soda or something
median steeple
Russian dashcam videos:
eh be nice half of them are drunk
grizzled aspen
Did you chug a liter of soda or something
2 crunch bars and a bottle of Mexican orange soda.
median steeple
I don't blame em either since If I was russian I would just drink all the time as well
coarse birch
2 crunch bars and a bottle of Mexican orange soda.
Yeah thatll do it
grizzled aspen
I specify Mexican orange soda because it's made with real cane sugar and not corn syrup.
south grove
https://tenor.com/view/car-punch-through-snowing-cold-beer-gif-8583378
snowy accidents
rotund shoal
really hope you finally scrap em this update
yap thats the plan
sullen forge
Ran over the neighbors sturgeon mb
opaque island
it all has the same kinda look too
rotund shoal
this is why i play with weapon custommization mod random enabled
lusty oar
just imagine gripping that thing
south grove
mmt keeps letting quickplay players in
coarse birch
i cant imagine gripping that feels any different from like a metal pipe
south grove
did I screw up
coarse birch
of the large variety
spare talon
mmt keeps letting quickplay players in
how are you launching the missions
south grove
/mmt 1
spare talon
did you load a mission that still was on the board
south grove
don't think so
rotund shoal
mmt keeps letting quickplay players in
it does that for an hour after its off the board
from my experience
it didnt use to work that way
grizzled aspen
grizzled aspen
@spare talon You got pregnant man reacted, it's so joever...
spare talon
im killing myself
grizzled aspen
Reasonable reaction.
full nebula
BOI
paper harness
Oh
hard nexus
FISH REACT HIM
rotund shoal
BOI
How r u finding plasteel while in the mourningstar
Is this a new strat
Do I need 5% penetration for it
full nebula
hax
spare talon
bruh
spare talon
Brunt
dont buy weapons before the update, remember what badwin said
you dont know what its distro is gonna be
smh dorn
paper harness
I will never listen to badwin
median steeple
gamble the odds
paper harness
Dipshit can stick to malice and never open his stupid fucking mouth again
misty nova
https://tenor.com/view/boykisser-mauzymice-metallica-one-darkness-gif-9348915221...
Why the lyrics 😭
spare talon
but dorn
how do you know what the stat spread is gonna be
dont waste your money
youre better than this
paper harness
I have changed my mind
spare talon
theres simply no way to know
paper harness
I’m killing you
spare talon
LMAO
south grove
lovely
even took crit damage
lmfao
should I gamble with this one or rip the one off of melk
cuz this might be a perfect 380 too
coarse birch
hes reached peak gaming
lusty oar
fleet zealot
Ferret BLAST
south grove
go for it?
coarse birch
move on from a dead joke challenge (impossible)
grizzled aspen
go for it?
I would.
south grove
I'm having trouble deciding
cerulean moth
https://tenor.com/view/boykisser-mauzymice-metallica-one-darkness-gif-9348915221...
STOP PLAYIND DARKTIDE
fleet zealot
go for it?
yea just swap rev it up to thrust
fleet zealot
and crit damage to
grizzled aspen
That's a really good chaxe.
cerulean moth
PLEASE FOUR HOURS ALREADY PLEASE
fleet zealot
i frogot mk12
fleet zealot
should I go for this one too?
keep left for update
grizzled aspen
If you want a second heavy sword with a different model, sure.
south grove
If you want a second heavy sword with a different model, sure.
I mean I can swap models if I want later
grizzled aspen
I also think the right one isn't gonna turn out perfectly
fleet zealot
also heavy sword wants ht deathblow now cause of the deathblow rework
south grove
the new update's convenient for me because I can switch marks
drifting wolf
joy
hard nexus
also heavy sword wants ht deathblow now cause of the deathblow rework
who up blowing they death
spare talon
omg me
hard nexus
who want they death blown
ornate bone
only 5 more chapters of peak
of what?
ornate bone
https://tenor.com/view/its-is-pointless-dead-space-2-gif-7677153738020848381
The word "pointless" implies the existence of "pointful", and given thr context of antonyms, "pointful" would be used in a situation where something is achievable and merits effort
rocky nacelle
The word "pointless" implies the existence of "pointful", and given thr context ...
thr
ornate bone
The word "pointless" implies the existence of "pointful", and given thr context ...
no, dingus, it would be the phrase "full of points"
or simply "pointy" if you wanted to make it short
As such, my actions towards gun psyker pre-13 would be pointful
they are not pointful, they are pointy
or full of points
SILENCE, pointlesser
wrong
you are not bountiful of points
no points?
grizzled aspen
who want they death blown
ornate bone
I will engage in a pointful quest to dip my hand in an ice bucket and touch your calf when you're sleeping at night
ornate bone
perchance you are searching for the word pointmore, as the opposite to pointless
because pointful is not real word
ornate bone
I will engage in a pointful quest to dip my hand in an ice bucket and touch your...
I will salt you in your sleep and then place an ice cube on you
Mayhaps keep yourself unsafe
ornate bone
Pointful is a word...
it is not
ornate bone
Merriam Webster dictionary has a definition...
merriam webster was a hack
Merriam-Webster was a fucking nerd
south grove
who want they death blown
who wants they h-
grizzled aspen
Mf you can't just completely disregard a fucking dictionary author.
ornate bone
Mf you can't just completely disregard a fucking dictionary author.
yes I can
merriam webster is fucking stupid and I hate them with every fiber in my being
south grove
who wants they hawk tuah'd
ornate bone
I don't need permission from a dude named Merriam
imagine being named merriam webster
what a stupid fucking name
grizzled aspen
Pointful, adjective; that is to the point; that has a point; that has meaning, relevance, or force.
🤓
ornate bone
I bet his first name is Ashley
south grove
I bet his first name is Ashley
omg me
ornate bone
I bet his first name is Ashley
probably something even dumber like "justen"
south grove
first name hawk last name tuah
grizzled aspen
That's my cousin, man.
hard nexus
who up frogmaxxing
grizzled aspen
Don't take pictures of him smh.
ornate bone
His name is Airplane R34
grizzled aspen
Hes way too photogenic and it'll get to his head...
spare talon
how did i miss lies of p dlc teaser
south grove
I found a frog in front of a hotel during a delivery
isn't that a toad
ornate bone
No idea
ornate bone
how did i miss lies of p dlc teaser
p lied to you
ornate bone
I can spot a tortoise and a turtle, but frogs and toads are mysteries
ornate bone
I'm 90% sure that's a toad
this is a toad idiot
hard nexus
how did i miss lies of p dlc teaser
this is it, this truly is when P of lies
ornate bone
I'd guess the frog is smaller and softer-looking?
south grove
toads are vemonous
rotund shoal
@..@
(----)
( >__< )
^^ ~~ ^^
/ \
| Hawk |
| Tuah! |
\_________/
toads also have warted backs
ornate bone
Toxic on attack or toxic on eating
spare talon
@rocky nacelle holy shit, professor layton
south grove
Toxic on attack or toxic on eating
the secrete ti from their back
ornate bone
I guess that counts as attack 
is hawk tuah a sleeper agent code? why do people keep saying it
fleet zealot
who wants another dnd talk
hard nexus
is hawk tuah a sleeper agent code? why do people keep saying it
the lion roars, but the hawk
spare talon
the lion roars
but the hawk....
the hawk tuahs
ornate bone
H4WK TU4H
hard nexus
the hawk, tuahs
grizzled aspen
Yeah, it's an instant frenzy spell to anyone that reads it.
fleet zealot
we are thinking of maxing out carry capacity on a PC
ornate bone
who wants another dnd talk
HE STEALIJFN RHEM JEANSE
ornate bone
Yeah, it's an instant frenzy spell to anyone that reads it.
damn I must've missed the meeting then
fleet zealot
so far, we got path of giants barbarian level 14 for huge size, racial being orc to count as gargant for carry capacity, get enlarge and bull's strength (enhanced ability) casted on character
grizzled aspen
we are thinking of maxing out carry capacity on a PC
Your DM is evil to be doing carrying capacity.
fleet zealot
oh he doesn't
hard nexus
is hawk tuah a sleeper agent code? why do people keep saying it
(it’s a reference to some brain rot, where a girl was interviewed, asked what her secret move in bed was, and she said “i give em that hawk tuah, spit on that thang” and then she rode the popularity to the point there’s a fucking podcast)
fleet zealot
we are just fucking around
ornate bone
Carrymaxxing
spare talon
talk tuah
ornate bone
I hate the name Talk Tuah
rotund shoal
(it’s a reference to some brain rot, where a girl was interviewed, asked what he...
The funny part is the popularity mostly comes from people saying she shouldnt be popular for this, which paradoxically made her transcend the 5 minutes of fame into being semi-recognizable
ornate bone
It's perfect and stupid
grizzled aspen
I have a chart tucked away somewhere in my dnd briefcase (yes I have an actual briefcase) that has tables for armor and weapon degradation.
ornate bone
I hate the name Talk Tuah
you may hawk the hawk, but do you talk the tuah?
fleet zealot
2400 with giant rage active, then 4,800 with one spell, then 9,600 with both spells active
cerulean moth
i played my first game of DND last weekend would reccomend
ornate bone
Civi
grizzled aspen
I.e. plate armor is great but it also can't survive being hit with blunt weapons repeatedly.
ornate bone
The nerds hide by accident
drifting wolf
how did i miss lies of p dlc teaser
bioshock 4
fleet zealot
I.e. plate armor is great but it also can't survive being hit with blunt weapons...
everyone goes artificer /j
copper hawk
is hawk tuah a sleeper agent code? why do people keep saying it
The wolf howls but the hawk tuahs
grizzled aspen
didn't know you nerds where hiding that shit from me
We gatekeep dnd because of idiot bard players that think with their cock.
rotund shoal
when i was in uni I spent two weeks organizing a dnd club, then got a girlfriend and never showed up to it
ornate bone
Artificer gang rise up
grizzled aspen
everyone goes artificer /j
Me when I also have party limits:
rotund shoal
antivirginmaxxing
drifting wolf
is hawk tuah a sleeper agent code? why do people keep saying it
new skibidi toilet
fleet zealot
Me when I also have party limits:
wrong
copper hawk
when i was in uni I spent two weeks organizing a dnd club, then got a girlfriend...
Based
ornate bone
I love my mechanical contraptions
ornate bone
Artificer gang rise up
artificer is garbage, just admit it
fleet zealot
you should always support the potential of the A-Men cleric squad
cerulean moth
We gatekeep dnd because of idiot bard players that think with their cock.
We kinda have that in the party but its played for laughs, they aren't a bard though. Half the time we treat them like brock from pokemon
ornate bone
Quiet thyself
drifting wolf
which artificer
fleet zealot
when i was in uni I spent two weeks organizing a dnd club, then got a girlfriend...
bring gf to dnd wtf?
cerulean moth
I played Druid Filbog with a accent it was fun
ornate bone
Artificer is gas wtf are you talking about???
imagine using ion surge, couldn't be me
copper hawk
I dont dnd unless every1 in the group consents 2 rping srsly,,
rotund shoal
bring gf to dnd wtf?
no she had a different kind of autism
copper hawk
Frpers beware,,
ornate bone
Artificers grabbing a melee weapon just to have a reason to point blank someone with the fireball rune arm
copper hawk
He ALWAY betray them
grizzled aspen
I dont dnd unless every1 in the group consents 2 rping srsly,,
Honestly I gotta agree with this one.
fleet zealot
i'm pretty sure we fall under frp
median steeple
I dont like silly camps anymeowre,,
I will rp as a silly clown
cerulean moth
fleet zealot
we do have emotional rp moments, hell we've had like 2 episodes where we only rp'd
no combat
spare talon
3 leaves in a row cuz i want to play a civi without smite
cerulean moth
belongs to me now....
ornate bone
I just noticed
grizzled aspen
PLEASE don't make yourself be a dinky little goblin (not literal) that steals everything not nailed down.
fleet zealot
I'm trying to tell a serious story.
the good serious stories should always have some humor
grizzled aspen
That shit is ANNOYING.
ornate bone
Gun psyker is artificer
paper harness
auric civi
trauma staff psyker and smyker
think you joined the one i left
ornate bone
PLEASE don't make yourself be a dinky little goblin (not literal) that steals ev...
ok but hear me out, theft is cool
commit crimes
grizzled aspen
Like it's one thing to have kleptomania as a character trait, but that's completely separate from being an actual creature.
copper hawk
U can be friends and have fun while rping seriously
rotund shoal
first time i played dnd was at 14 and we could not take it seriously. the combat system was (and im not making this up) replaced with something we called "the hump arena". we put a bunch of desks together and we would get in the arena and hump each other into submission and whoever won would get to decide how they won the battle
copper hawk
Srs rp doesnt preclude fun
cerulean moth
i keep reading RPing with a A....
rotund shoal
we also spent most of the first session killing each other
copper hawk
It's like locking in for ranked in a game or something
spare talon
think you joined the one i left
had one with a smyker, purg, and trauma
kill
ornate bone
i keep reading RPing with a A....
reading friend?
median steeple
necromancy rp is peak ( until the town tries to kill you )
grizzled aspen
first time i played dnd was at 14 and we could _not_ take it seriously. the comb...
I'm going to kill you.
ornate bone
I'm going to kill you.
actually that combat system is based, best combat system ever
Gun: check
Melee weapon: check
Magic powers: check
Weirdly beefy armor for a wizard: check
Bond with fabricated entities: check
spare talon
also dorn thats assuming you were on nae
paper harness
copper hawk
The hump arena sounds like something a journo would make up to complain about toxic masculinity
grizzled aspen
No I obliterate battlemaster fighter and allow all melee characters to perform parries and whatnot.
paper harness
fleet zealot
i play a bard rn (she's college of lore, an archeologist, and some kind of ace)
grizzled aspen
Gotta give melee characters some kind of edge when I reworked magic to deal more consistent damage.
95% of my sessions are complete homebrew rules.
spare talon
i can tolerate smykers in certain kinds of missions
but right now i want to rashad in peace
grizzled aspen
One does not simply get hit point blank with a fireball and "dodge" it.
spare talon
in civi
grizzled aspen
To dodge stuff like that I require players to have some movement left, but I also increase base movement speed a little.
ornate bone
One does not simply get hit point blank with a fireball and "dodge" it.
"No, you can't just dodge a point blank fireball !!!"
cerulean moth
reading friend?
yeah..........
cerulean moth
The hump arena sounds like something a journo would make up to complain about to...
the hump arena is where men are mamde
paper harness
hard nexus
i can tolerate smykers in certain kinds of missions
but right now i want to rash...
complains about smite
uses rashad
grizzled aspen
Remember that every turn is 6 seconds in canon.
hard nexus
riiiight
cerulean moth
why are you being toxic in chat dorn
paper harness
only two occasions
cerulean moth
why u gotta be like that
spare talon
uses rashad
yeah
im wanting to have fun against armor with a weapon thats good against armor, without pausing the game
hard nexus
yeah
im wanting to have fun against armor with a weapon thats good against armor...
lmfao
i wish
paper harness
thammer on 3s and smyker/trauma on civi
hard nexus
we had more ranged weapons good against armor
grizzled aspen
yeah
im wanting to have fun against armor with a weapon thats good against armor...
Kid named shock maul:
hard nexus
bolter, revolver
hard nexus
are the two anti armor ranges
cerulean moth
Erm, rending flamer???
fleet zealot
One does not simply get hit point blank with a fireball and "dodge" it.
u sound like you hated monk and rogue evasion+ rogue uncanny dodge
grizzled aspen
I guarantee rending flamer won't even be used.
grizzled aspen
u sound like you hated monk and rogue evasion+ rogue uncanny dodge
I do, because it's fucking bullshit!
rotund shoal
fleshtearer lacerate lmao
cerulean moth
ill be using showstopper on purge staff to carea about rending flamer
grizzled aspen
Literally makes spellcasters almost unplayable.
south grove
I used 2 med stim on this smyker AND a whole medcrate
he still didn't make it
what the fuck
ornate bone
I used 2 med stim on this smyker AND a whole medcrate
worth
grizzled aspen
Unless you want to get stat checked by fear spells, that is.
south grove
disintegrator weapon when
rotund shoal
Literally makes spellcasters almost unplayable.
thats because 3.5e was a superior spell casting system
grizzled aspen
One of the radiant smites, btw, according to 5e rules, does not require a melee attack.
south grove
no one ever talks about disintegrators anymore
I don't even know why people forget about it
grizzled aspen
thats because 3.5e was a superior spell casting system
Yeah but 3.5 combat was fucking brutal.
south grove
it's one of the coolest weapons in 40k imo
grizzled aspen
Character death was super common.
fleet zealot
One of the radiant smites, btw, according to 5e rules, does *not* require a mele...
weapon attack yea, some of the smites say weapon and not melee
south grove
fleet zealot
really fun with hexblade warlock and such
south grove
look at that gorgeous furniture
hard nexus
One of the radiant smites, btw, according to 5e rules, does *not* require a mele...
staring an enemy to death with radiant smite
south grove
that is literally the only time it's been brought up in 2 whole decades
fleet zealot
thats because 3.5e was a superior spell casting system
evasion and improved evasion were 3.5e
grizzled aspen
staring an enemy to death with radiant smite
Divine smite requires a melee attack, branding smite can be cast on an arrow or some other ranged weapon.
Then there's another radiant smite that also requires a melee attack but I can't remember it
Blinding smite?
I think?
rotund shoal
evasion and improved evasion were 3.5e
3.5e had shrink item and craft (cone)
south grove
one more plasma spaz vet and I'll kms
spare talon
crusher overhead hit me through a dodge
team fell apart immediately after
ornate bone
Evasion and improved evasion enjoyers
hard nexus
Divine smite requires a melee attack, branding smite can be cast on an arrow or ...
spitting an enemy to death
ornate bone
crusher overhead hit me through a dodge
team fell apart immediately after
skissue
Smite tuah
grizzled aspen
Funny thing about saliva... you can cast ice knife with it using your spit as a component...
spare talon
was unaware i was playing ogryn, where i frames do not exist
rotund shoal
i frames dont exist anyway
hard nexus
Funny thing about saliva... you can cast ice knife with it using your spit as a ...
ice knife smite spit
the ultimate hawk tuah
rotund shoal
south grove
I hope that's not permanent
sterile stone
ill be using showstopper on purge staff to carea about rending flamer
Here's your beans
merry flume
don't queue CIVI maelstroms with more than one psyker
they don't seem to understand that most psyker abilities DONT FUCKING STAGGER CRUSHERS
paper harness
0 is preferred
merry flume
oh you have 12 maulers and 7 crushers about to surround you? what if i made them BLUE
ornate bone
chat, what's our opinion on SM2?
south grove
oh you have 12 maulers and 7 crushers about to surround you? what if i made them...
I had a psyker go brainburst stalkers while everyone else is getting mobbed by an armoured mob
ornate bone
Civi
south grove
government plant
glowie
glowie
fed
glowie post worst bait ever, asked to leave the CIA
ornate bone
My infinite rage at people getting famous for making a joke while I send a quadrillion applications to people and get jack shit back
zinc talon
south grove
dan hentschel doing the joker bit again
ornate bone
My last job had me stuck inside a mill for 8 hours a day earning less than spit girl
mystic ether
I'm bored and want a different melee. This solid for whatever?
ornate bone
Bro is takin heads
south grove
My infinite rage at people getting famous for making a joke while I send a quadr...
this is the only guy I respect
coarse birch
its usable HT rampage is fine
not BIS
can change the perks that way
or can do DB HT and just do flak over infested
south grove
I'm bored and want a different melee. This solid for whatever?
it's mediocre tbh
ornate bone
this is the only guy I respect
This is my spirit animal
coarse birch
cause 2nd perk is w/e
south grove
you need to dump defense
mystic ether
What are the perks people usually drool for
ornate bone
this is the only guy I respect
who let mark zuckerberg out of the cage?
mystic ether
Hsword the one people like blender with right?
south grove
south grove
who let mark zuckerberg out of the cage?
I'm his superfan
the orb let him out
the orb has plans for him
fleet zealot
where is that one tiktoker
who just does yelling emotional videos
with captions about random shit
ornate bone
south grove
where is that one tiktoker
is it dan?
I mean there's a shit ton of them
but dan has the funneist shit
paper harness
@idle pivot Heil Kaiser
grizzled aspen
ice knife smite spit
Can't do that, I'm afraid. Smites can only be applied to physical weapons, not other spells.
paper harness
south grove
https://tenor.com/view/kaiser-sieg-sieg-kaiser-reinhard-von-lohengramm-logh-gif-...
SIEG ZEON
ornate bone
IS THAT AN EMBED FAIL I SEE
south grove
https://tenor.com/view/logh-gif-25124408
grey name
no perms
hehe
ping a mod or smth
ornate bone
THIS CALLS FOR THE RYAN GOSLING CEREAL
spare talon
man
i wish that helbores didnt take 3-5 business days to pull out
otherwise id actually use them
paper harness
@sour oxide where stream?
ornate bone
south grove
my youtube feed is still broken
I literally can't fix it
1 singular tanner video + stream and now it's permanently grifter/far right content
ornate bone
It's called a trash can, not a trash can't
pure hare
prepare to be canceled
ornate bone
Griftset
sour oxide
<@50074539622666240> where stream?
I normally start at 9pm pst
fleet zealot
first game i que into it's tox gas and we are in the first elevator all at half or less hp
blissful frigate
first game i que into it's tox gas and we are in the first elevator all at half ...
which map lol
plush estuary
refinery
fleet zealot
hourglass
fleet zealot
refinery
ornate bone
What are these words
south grove
uhhh
blissful frigate
hourglass
Yeah I just that did one like 2 hours ago. That one is especially bad with how big the gas areas are and 0 safe spaces despite there being so much fucking open space
south grove
that's strike
ornate bone
I just know map and mapn't
south grove
yea that one's not good with pox gas
are the pox gas things supposed to be warp barnacles or smth
south grove
I don't see any real lore explaination for them
fleet zealot
but teams will somehow die before we get to the first elevator
blissful frigate
that map start is fuckin silo cluster start tier
After the first ele is terrible, but the right side of the first big room is a safe space
just don't go to the left side of the room, you just die down there
south grove
I think I'm playing with a lacerate/flesh tearer zealot
I can't check bc I'm in a mission
spare talon
do you have power di
zinc talon
can you alt f4
spare talon
cuz you can through that screen
south grove
do you have power di
don't have it
forgot to install it
I mean I'm dead so I'd probably be able to install it
this idiot's going backwards on commplex right now
he's literally back in the starting area
ornate bone
Zealot class
south grove
bruhhh
obsidian prairie
bruhhh
Love that thing
Run w/ scattershot
I think zealot can get to 100% with piety and scattershot
5%(base) + 60%(scattershot) + 25%(piety)
What else
lusty oar
crit chance perk + prescience psyker boytoy 
obsidian prairie
crit chance perk + prescience psyker boytoy <:chadgryn:1161142998214656090>
Psyker doesn’t even need scattershot
fleet zealot
vet doesn't need scattershoter either
obsidian prairie
vet doesn't need scattershoter either
Well yeah but psyker can do sustained fire without scattershot
copper hawk
<:laspistol:865679890325831730> <:staregryn:1022085083844325376>
Beacon of Purity is fun 2 run on poxgas
sullen forge
I keep getting put in with anti fun psykers
plush estuary
me
sullen forge
Trauma and smite bountiful tonight
zinc talon
fleet zealot
Beacon of Purity is fun 2 run on poxgas
it would be if beacon was fun
zinc talon
it's a shame the carry animations don't rause your hand ever
I wanted this to be a charm/fetish/totem thing
that I also beat people to death with ofc
wheat tiger
hey guys i have not played for a while and found out there was new weapons added, so i'd like to ask seeing that i often main a evis as a melee which is now better the 2 version which is my old one and i still very often use or the new one that is the XV version, what is the XV like compared to the II version which is the old one.
misty nova
Mk2 good horde clear with some respectable single target
Mk15 good horde control with insane single target damage
sterile basalt
hey guys i have not played for a while and found out there was new weapons added...
Mk15
wheat tiger
hmmm so mk 15 is now better than the mk2 version?
sterile basalt
Mk2 has some weird quirks but is overall just not as good
Horde clear aspect it’s still pretty meh
H1 has atrocious cleave distribution
misty nova
hmmm so mk 15 is now better than the mk2 version?
Not against hordes
But will bring down everything else
sterile basalt
PA + L3 has better cleave distribution but have the same max 4 damage-able target cap like Mk15’s light atks
And at that point just use mk15 lol
opaque island
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/985983134275366943/1288045280670781470/Wa...
h1 l2 l3 PA
trust me
wheat tiger
yeah i was primarily a cleave type melee player as zealot so always looking for good cleave but if mk 15 is still ok at cleave but does more dmg vs single targets i might switch to see what its like
opaque island
I just have a mk 2 with near perfect stats and blessings, and i dont wanna bother rolling for a Mk15 right now
misty nova
yeah i was primarily a cleave type melee player as zealot so always looking for ...
Well your lights will only damage 4 targets but will stagger everything else
You can rev light for 6 targets and rev heavy to bring troublesome enemies down
sterile basalt
I just have a mk 2 with near perfect stats and blessings, and i dont wanna bothe...
U get to switch marks after update anyways, no point to roll one rn
opaque island
when people say you wanna pop Chastise on the rev do they mean while its in the enemy or during the special animation?
sterile basalt
when people say you wanna pop Chastise on the rev do they mean while its in the ...
After ur atk hits, while the rev damage is ticking
opaque island
thank yee
wheat tiger
oh right i wanted to also ask, i primarily focus on the charge ability but i remember others being ok, did the other ability's get buffed or nerfed?
opaque island
if you ask me chastise or Fury of the Faithful or whatever is inarguably the best in terms of all around usefulness, though for bigger damage apparently shroudfield damage bonuses do better, the real argument is which keystone imho
though the chant is good survivability and stun
naive stirrup
fury is the most fun
misty nova
Don't take Shroudfield with chain weapons
naive stirrup
stealth is broken on single target, single hit weapons
opaque island
martyrdom is the most fun, nothing like riding deaths door for big attack speed and damage buffs
naive stirrup
book is an "oh shit" button
opaque island
stealth is broken on single target, single hit weapons
yea its great for one shotting with the hammers
though i think they're nerfing that aspect of them in the coming update
naive stirrup
martyrdom is technically the best keystone but it has the highest skill floor and ceiling
piety for crit builds
momentum for more movespeed, attack speed and damage % buffs
naive stirrup
though i think they're nerfing that aspect of them in the coming update
thankfully
making them useful for more than just 3vegs
wheat tiger
also did vet get new Power Swords too? if so are they better or worse than their previous ones, i remember using powerswords mostly before but will have to check the new ones if there are any
naive stirrup
powerswords have been broken for a long time
same with plasma
neither should be getting a buff 
opaque island
thammers getting better carapace damage and much MUCH faster recovery on the special hit
is gonna make them god tier for crusher and bulwark spam
and maulers
well maybe not bulwarks. they are unyielding arent they?
wheat tiger
i remember using the best cleave powersword but cant remember the mk number i'll have to check which one was best at cleave
south grove
hey guys i have not played for a while and found out there was new weapons added...
everyone likes the XV evis better right now
don't think anything will change it for now
misty nova
i remember using the best cleave powersword but cant remember the mk number i'll...
Well uh they have similar cleave just different moveset
south grove
I jury rigged a man-stopper scattershot for my marksman's focus penance
holy fuck is it goated
misty nova
Mk3 heavies are horizontal
Mk6 lights are horizontal, at least 1 and 2
south grove
one shot for the head to clear rooms
wheat tiger
i often use Bolter or plaz if vet, but also my main ranged gun for zealot is bolter over flamer because flamer is nice but its not that great for taking out big heavy guys or bosses
tho i still sometimes like PURGING HERITICS IN HOLY FIRE!
visual stream
broken walrus
did someone say gex?
visual stream
south grove
after like a whole hour of firing lawbringer into the crowd
I did it
I 100%'d veteran
spare talon
south grove
time to switch to zealot for grenade farming
fleet zealot
martyrdom is technically the best keystone but it has the highest skill floor an...
martyrdom biggest issue is that it simply doesn't have a cdr option
and i'm speaking as a martyrdom simp
naive stirrup
martyrdom biggest issue is that it simply doesn't have a cdr option
unless you path over to the left or right side no. but that would sacrifice some damage multipliers
fleet zealot
for any high finesse weapon (also ranged weapons), piety is better than martyrdom
fleet zealot
unless you path over to the left or right side no. but that would sacrifice some...
hard to do that with martyrdom, you'd have to give up twbs pathing, duelist, a bunch of stuff. backstab cdr is possible but i don't like it, too point heavy
and for the average player
IJ>martyrdom, and IJ buffs your ranged as well
sterile stone
@median steeple Bruh Forever Winter
Just witnessed a tank battalion lose to two mechs
The mechs were tossing tanks around like hackey sacks
sour oxide
tank buttalion?
just had some guy die. go on a rant about how the "games offers him no value". rage quit. then get rejoined into the same game and rage again about how "this gives me no value" then rage quit again.
sterile stone
tank buttalion?
Yeah @tepid sorrel spawned near a artillery emplacement
Ran out to the openish area
And out of the left side a ton of tanks just rolled out
And behind him
Two mechs
I really thought the tanks were gonna do SOMETHING to atleast one mech
But nah
Clean sweep
Then a bunch of infantry tried to rush the mech
And got absolutely stomped
median steeple
<@508465754832633896> Bruh Forever Winter
I forgot to buy the damn game
I should prob get it
lunar fable
the game is too janky for me
i can't even access the inventory in training
the inventory ui just starts flickering like crazy
bitter anvil
<@508465754832633896> Bruh Forever Winter
Oh I heard that game that you’re not main character
sterile stone
Oh I heard that game that you’re not main character
You aren't
YOU REALLY REALLY AREN'T
And the game reminds you of that
bitter anvil
Just watching simulation battle is fun
sterile stone
Every time you load in
bitter anvil
Yeah we are scavenger the rat
sterile stone
It is nice though to be able to loot mechs and tanks
bitter anvil
We Ratling around battle field
drifting wolf
can you play as the robot with a gun for a head
bitter anvil
You play as human only
drifting wolf
lame
bitter anvil
If is co-op is fine for me
Least if the solo developer know how to make peer to peer host network
Because that is more advance
sterile stone
If is co-op is fine for me
Apparently coop is buggy atm but they have a hotfix for it, they just gotta bug test it
bitter anvil
Apparently coop is buggy atm but they have a hotfix for it, they just gotta bug ...
Yup that’s what it is
Solo dev co-op mode are not easy
placid fiber
Scryer's gaze and smite
🤢
misty nova
That 10% extra damage is huge
sterile stone
Solo dev co-op mode are not easy
The head on battles are fun to watch though
bitter anvil
The head on battles are fun to watch though
Which I have invis watches, to watch AI fighting
sterile stone
Which I have invis watches, to watch AI fighting
Didn't know that was a thing
sterile stone
I'm just gonna dig a hole and crouch in it
paper harness
Eepytide
ornate bone
bro is
plush estuary
playing malice
ornate bone
sullen forge
These games man
fleet zealot
sullen forge
I keep getting people who are just fucking making it completely miserable
sullen forge
3 Speedrunning Zealots in a row
You know the ones running Loner who just
run forward and dont stop
fleet zealot
Lol
sullen forge
immediately DC and block them
paper harness
run forward and dont stop
tbf
fleet zealot
I love the speedrunning knifers doing the slide lunge
fleet zealot
But it’s with pubs
paper harness
I am just fast
sullen forge
Honestly I was trying to find how to word it
ornate bone
our job is a blow
sullen forge
You at least KILL THE SHIT thats in your way dorn
they dont
they just run to the next objective
fleet zealot
Or run into the shit solo
paper harness
i get a few wtf speedrunner per day in chat
north solar
spare talon
i get a few wtf speedrunner per day in chat
and its just you killing shit and progressing fast
paper harness
Am I setting off hordes? Yes
paper harness
Do they survive for more than 20 seconds? No
spare talon
ive only been vote kicked once
and it was 10 seconds into me joining a game in progress, id not even done anything yet
paper harness
I do the same shit on ogryn
paper harness
terrible players lately
Update
spare talon
are you playing only auric rn gale
paper harness
Vet actually can get punished
zinc talon
terrible players lately
just wait til itemization hits and everyone's favorite whatever weapon is gone until they work back up to the blessings
gonna be some interesting play styles on thursday
you thought knife goblin was bad?
Duelling Sword Zealot.
fleet zealot
zinc talon
spare talon
just wait til itemization hits and everyone's favorite whatever weapon is gone u...
why would they be gone
they still have the weapon
zinc talon
they still have the weapon
do we keep all of our weapons as they are?
split sable
getting all of my one shots in before the nerf 😞
zinc talon
I thought base stats stayed
split sable
idk i just read that they are nerfing the hammer
spare talon
do we keep all of our weapons as they are?
yes????
zinc talon
oh
spare talon
idk i just read that they are nerfing the hammer
they are buffing it overall
zinc talon
I thought we kept the weapons and had tao rebuild em
split sable
they are buffing it overall
yes, but to me, its a nerf lol
north sedge
buff
spare talon
how is being able to swing again in 1/4th the previous time a nerf
split sable
because apparently it doesn't 1 shot monstrosities anymore
spare talon
you can swing again in like 2 seconds
north sedge
that's fine, it will do better at everything else
split sable
i don't have any problems with it currently. i only play thunder hammer zealot lol
next nova
one-shotting monstrosities was a meme anyways
north sedge
monstrosities are mewling kittens in this game anyway
next nova
Am I misunderstanding the crafting system, or is the only roll needed for a "perfect" weapon is a dump stat less than 60? That way everything else could be cranked to 80 and the dump stat could upgrade to 60
spare talon
oh no, its going from only amazing at one thing and terrible at everything else
to amazing at one thing and good at most everything else
lean lark
nerfed one aspect so they could lower the skill ceiling on it and get it up to speed with other weapons
bosses will still get deleted
just a couple seconds slower now
split sable
😞
light badge
Bosses will get deleted exactly as fast with knife though
wheat tiger
btw guys what is the new power mauls like... you know those new maces for bonking are they any good?
i think lvl 23 is required for them?
fleet zealot
idk i just read that they are nerfing the hammer
No
fleet zealot
btw guys what is the new power mauls like... you know those new maces for bonkin...
Shock mauls are good but not excellent generalists
fleet zealot
Bosses will get deleted exactly as fast with knife though
Yes and knife needs nerfs too
split sable
i know it's a niche and a meme, and i realize i'm in the vast minority but thats legit one of the few reasons i play the game is to just bonk the big guys. I have hundreds of hours just playing thunder hammer. I'm not denying that overall it will be better for most players. I just never had a problem with it. I don't struggle on auric maelstroms with how it is currently and shredding through bosses on monstrous specials is one of my favorite things to do in any video game right now lol. i'm not trying to sound like a jerk or anything
wheat tiger
i was thinking of using a shock maul but not sure because there are so many other good melee weapon options
fleet zealot
i know it's a niche and a meme, and i realize i'm in the vast minority but thats...
It simply can’t be balanced in such a state and has to be changed
visual stream
I'm unsure if I'm happy about the unyield change because I never ran the perk and it felt balanced on helm at least for a full thrust headshot with chastise
Can't really say til I play with it
Definitely prefer these changes than nothing, lots of goodies
split sable
It simply can’t be balanced in such a state and has to be changed
and I get that
fleet zealot
i was thinking of using a shock maul but not sure because there are so many othe...
Go skullcrusher or high voltage plus lightning reflexes, fight rager packs, beat shit down
paper harness
because apparently it doesn't 1 shot monstrosities anymore
Imagine enemies existing for more than a single second!!!
split sable
i take that personally
paper harness
Such a foreign concept to thunder hammer users
fleet zealot
It’s the same as the invocation adjustment, it’s a nerf for knives and maybe chsword, but it’s an overall better change since it is fixed value regardless of what weapon you are using
paper harness
It only takes 2 shots to kill a full health boss down from 1
sullen forge
there is no heaven
visual stream
Lvl 24 Ogryn in AuDamn
I once had a level 18 ogryn in a mael with two knife zealots speedrunning
Just do a private game at that point dorks
fleet zealot
Honestly it’s hard to cope with but in general, other players want to shoot and hit the boss too
split sable
Lvl 24 Ogryn in AuDamn
the scoreboard i posted earlier, had a level 30 or 31 ogryn that just planted his shield down anytime there were more than 5 enemies lol
misty nova
because apparently it doesn't 1 shot monstrosities anymore
My honest Perfectionist reaction 
fleet zealot
Like watching a thammer kill a boss is fun for the first few times but what if someone brought agri revolver or ciag or another monstro melter
split sable
ive had people say "lemme kill some bosses" on voice chat, so i let them and split the pot. not hard to say something
fleet zealot
What if other people got to play the mission they selected
We should un nerf assail /j
Just mass power creep until the game dies
paper harness
I’d rather run 250 meters ahead and force the director to spawn enemies on exclusively me
paper harness
Just mass power creep until the game dies
That’s the plan
spare talon
@fleet zealot
paper harness
Higher than true level 300 using a thammer is the same as smite or plasma
Just turning off the game
lean lark
Honestly it’s hard to cope with but in general, other players want to shoot and ...
Can't believe in a team based game someone would take the role of exclusively boss killing
lean lark
how dare they.
spare talon
lean lark
when I see a gunlug ogryn I start super fucking malding and ranting in chat how I want to kill the elites too because I want to play the game!!!!!
if somehow thammer does end up dealing way less monstro damage, the duelling sword will probably make up for it now
or shroud Rashad
or knife
north sedge
boss dmg needs to come down across the board anyway
right now they're basically just a really big bulwark
lean lark
boss dmg needs to come down across the board anyway
everything needs to come down across the board
since most of the games lifetime I don't think anyone has wanted the amount of buffs fatshark has given us
pale spindle
@sour oxide
light badge
There are no roles in tide games
Imagine a smyker complaining about not being babysat because they're playing 'backline support'
north sedge
since most of the games lifetime I don't think anyone has wanted the amount of b...
a loud segment of players want doom 1 with cheat codes on in a straight hallway
lean lark
and sadly like it'll always be, the loudest get the changes done
light badge
I want more sweeping nerfs to meta shit. Not for the health of the game, but to scroll through the review bomb and giggle
visual stream
Just turning off the game
Definitely not comparable to those two unless you mean exclusively for monstro aspect
misty nova
if somehow thammer does end up dealing way less monstro damage, the duelling swo...
3 unyielding vs idk
paper harness
Definitely not comparable to those two unless you mean exclusively for monstro a...
Completely invalidating a game mechanic
pale spindle
for atrox 4, what blessings are the best atm?
visual stream
Completely invalidating a game mechanic
So yes just the monstro aspect is what you mean
I agree
light badge
And then, for no reason at all, Fatshark buffed Momentum
sullen forge
And then, for no reason at all, Fatshark buffed Momentum
There is no god
is there
BM buffs
gloomy badge
you can instantly disregard someone's opinion if they start talking about roles in darktide
sour oxide
<@50074539622666240>
lol were you newtitle?
gloomy badge
anyone else lagging like crazy tonight?
paper harness
you can instantly disregard someone's opinion if they start talking about roles ...
Look up post history and find they play smite, says it all
gloomy badge
Look up post history and find they play smite, says it all
many such cases!
sullen forge
So match was going great Hot joining off of some player
Smyker joins
immediately everything goes to shit
bitter anvil
Game ruined?
sullen forge
Tonight truly has been a test of patience
bitter anvil
Like warframe
paper harness
The only good thing about blessed enemies is that they completely invalidate smykers
Because not one can dodge
bitter anvil
I think my zealker has smite on it
gloomy badge
tonight has been frustrating because i keep getting phantom hits and getting trapper'd on dodges
pale spindle
lol were you newtitle?
no im
bitter anvil
I got net cause from ascender stair case through trapper below shoot through wires fence
sullen forge
tonight has been frustrating because i keep getting phantom hits and getting tra...
Okay its not just you then
I keep getting hit also
but its also cause my modem has been shitting itself for no fucking reason as well
spare talon
wait, hold on
i thought they were changing rashad maniac damage to swap the light and heavy damage, but no, theyre just flat out buffing the heavy
they legit are buffing the rashad
sullen forge
its been Phantom hits + Incomptency with Teammates
and its making me just want to sleep
bitter anvil
wait, hold on
i thought they were changing rashad maniac damage to swap the ligh...
Is that bad for you to believe?
paper harness
wait, hold on
i thought they were changing rashad maniac damage to swap the ligh...
This is why they will never fix spawns