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Argenta is beautiful
4 hours of sleep
Repentias
Incredible
A sister repentias would never have the time.
But my fish looking wife cassia will do fine
argus
The less hours the better
Hm?
https://youtu.be/ow5XgHDkPOQ?si=Oe8Ix5ty71OZH-zc My brain is rotting
i did it my way on the first take
No I mean they don't have time. They're too busy redeeming themselves.
Is it the one I'm thinking of?

Things to do after you redeemed yourself and didn't die
borzoi
Big nose
Good luck with that, sister repentias have an extreme mortality rate, iirc.
It’s actually very uncommon for me to use knife
All the more reason to celebrate
I am a tactical axe and crusher main
I feel like I've heard this when someone was in the shower as I walked by the bathroom one day
That is the Capybara's mean and broke cousin, New York Rat
Explains a lot
every clip i see of u ur using knife
do you look up ur name to see if we talk about u
Thats his evil twin
kind of pathetic i’m not even going to lie
One of the grubs woke me up
It's time to rest
Calling me a knifelot
And pray for warm fluffy pancakes in the morning.


Argus you are broke asf
Love knife vet with the assault shotgun
I don't think you can just straight up own words like that.
And you're Scandanavian
Dutch
I used to run exclusively Rashad
Even worse
This dude is dementia gaming personified
No that's me.
It's 2 am
Cut me some slack
Well, I'm American, but my genetics almost exclusively hail from Scandinavian countries.
yam I assume you've seen dutch yummers
What did sister of battle say now I was afk @copper hawk
shit is stuck in my head
The what
I'm racially mixed
This better be good
From time to time
Black
I also get to hear that phrase.
Black people say I'm not black.
Though not word for word.
Argus is literally like
Lightskin LMAOOO
A lighter skinned drake
I get to hear "what flavor of white are you?"
Freaky ass
super freaky
Zesty ass mf holy shit.
Argus irl
I'm sending a brick to your bedroom window
Zesty ass dude
This transgression will not go uncontested
this is funniest shit to my sleep drained brain
dutch aren’t real
5 seconds · Clipped by Naittoo · Original video "Earl Sweatshirt - Chum (Official Lyric Video - Explicit)" by EarlSweatshirtVEVO
Yammie
Jij vette dikzak
So no elaboration?
yummers
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/163382741491122176/1287989415746211901/nonchalant.mp4?ex=66f38d1e&is=66f23b9e&hm=f9e01876e74b2770ca6c7b951efff6241cbca4af1a13a889dd2aebec47066a54& my vet walking through the maelstrom and carrying Xbox players
I dunno what it is about puppies
Bro dont give af
But I just love those little potatos
Can’t wait for ps players!
You thought damage was the knifes dumpstat
It was a 50/50 belief
I think I need to sleep
tanners strongest warrior
Cat jumoscare
It’s pen
vs someone with common sense

Nay
Outside of getting the most painful bites imaginable, puppies are the best thing to happen to humanity
one of earls best songs
Just use uncanny
mobility if you dont have uncanny
Another Earl fan
ofc im depressed
if ur running uncanny

Blessings upon you traveler
You need to be nice to im abysmal dog shit and restarted

Me btw
Earl made some bangers when he was younger
you repeated im there
what is this from
This is me btw
fallout?
I can smell the washed gameplay from here
ah
bro think he ironman
those weren't fallout power armour
yes i see that now
They call him the twink
Where's the watermark
Fake image
Reduced to atoms
He looks like someone you'd see on maplestory
We're still waiting to figure out what kinda bullets rannick is packing
Bro shot someone in the back with explosive rounds
And no one bats an eye
Won’t lie I was having the damage dumpstat meme shoved down my throat I couldn’t tell if it was ironic at that point
oops
wrong gif
I’m not very knowledgeable in bp
The hell.
Rannick gave her backshots
Me apon seeing damage is a dumpstat
I don't think it's explosive
It has a shockwave when it makes contact with her back
the impact had sparks
so I'm assuming the heretic had a metal skull or smth
there's no explosives since the head was intact afterwards
record scratch moment
but I think there's a metal plating under that
idk that right side's all metal and replacement parts
is it immature to make a kkk destiny character for fun
I mean I don't support it but I just thought of the possiblity
the cone head reminds me of it
Probably
yea I probably shouldn't
yeah aint anything there to laugh at
Keep your brain rot down
oh it turns out I didn't have to
best seen on radio
someone else did before I did 😭
heh imagine my surprise
Okay, just need to be sure, am I a bad person for not making being a god at darktide my entire personality?
heh… i’m so ugly…,,, nobody would ever like me……… except.. maybe you? maybe… show me your tits?
heh..
you’re going to say no……
nobody ever says yes because they all hate me…..
I’ll show you mine
Mine are perky
I feel like meow and cica would get along well
what
we do actually

if you can back it up then idc
you play good so :P
there's nothing wrong with it imo
@hard nexus just so you know, that one is going in the vault.
the point of darktide isn't to kill things
or complete objectives
the point of darktide is to not die
i’m one of the more normal regulars here
if you and the other idiots stay alive for long enough, the map completes and you get rashuns
so bring the not dyingest stuff you have
that's gittngud
No like, I'm trying to improve at the game. Yet it feels like I constantly have to measure up to people with several times my playtime, otherwise I'm literally worthless
Comparison is the thief of happiness.
if you can hold ur own in a match, then you’re doing plenty fine
fuck them
Step 1 to start considering yourself good: can you stay off the floor for an entire match?
I read it wrong
my comprehension is dead
sorry
Clearly I cannot, as I exploded twice and killed myself with a force sword push earlier, but the point stands.
No, no need to apologize
you don't have to tbh
my consistency is shit and I return to malice every 3 games or so
I'd be the world's largest hypocrite if I thought reading something wrong warranted apology
I feel like how I play purely depends on the amount of adrenaline in play
Anything below Damnation feels painfully boring
perfectly fine to be not a god at darktide
I know it does
Like, if I'm playing Heresy I'm there purely for social interaction
I shoot more bullets than I'm supposed to bc I'm used to the damnation breakpoints
Noticed the lower you go in difficulty
The more tragic the lobbies get

Tragic?
Yes
How so?
People play like it's their first time playing the game
And will be like level 200+
i think heresy is the lowest you should go to gauge/practice your ability at the game
They’re just bad
malice is too hard to fuck up for you to get good experience
I do lower difficulty when I'm impaired
Like not even trying to be toxic
I don't want to hinder people bc I'm tipsy
If I'm not in Auric maelstrom I'm in Damnation aurics
Some people just don’t understand the game
I play like shit when it happens so :P
Like taking res shout on vet
Rez shout on vet CAN have some utility

But it usually is when everyone else is downed
it has saved my games a couple times but most of the time the guy running it is really behind w/ contribution
Res shout is fun though. Especially since Vet has the single most broken CDR talent in the game
Can but it’s more useful to keep yourself alive
i go anywhere from normal heresy qp to auric mael
just depends on how intense i want the game to be
but at any difficulty you can still be challenging by either the mission being hard or your team just not doing jack
The challenge of malice is not falling asleep mid mission
exactly
I've tried malice several times
heresy is such a jump from malice its crazy
UR crazy
And I've legit fallen asleep like 6/10 times playing malice
Fuck
i had a low int heresy a while ago, with a smite psyker, plasma vet, and i think another smite psyker
was the most boring shit ever
I remember going back to malice when it was the only High Intensity Shock Troop and finding myself bamboozled at how "yea there's alot of enemies." Buuut
Evil picture
Jeez, what kind of emails?
what is the heavy eviscerator combo for horde or single target
Endless Hordes Damnation from the closed beta was a nightmare cause I had no idea how to handle a endless horde of specials and trash mobs
back in feb of 23 i was told to kill myself by an ogryn cuz i fully died 5 times at the old hab dreyko end event on normal damnation cuz i was that bad
that was my canon event
I want endless horde back
i actually did research on how to get better after that
Sometimes I wanna just turn my brain off and cleave through poxxers
that ogryn inspired me
THAT WAS THE BEST
im glad he told me to kill myself
Tanner said I’ll never be good at darktide and I got good
Man's hit you with the LTG method
And you just were like
You know what
I should improve
Is this who i think it is
Tanner
yes
mine was getting called the hard r for not running field improv
Isnt tanner still shit at this game?
i dont run field improv anymore lmao
To this day, shit at this game?
Idk
tanner isnt bad at the game
he is just a terrible person with terrible opinions
I don’t keep up with a lot of people I just stay in my small circle
The opinions usually stem from,
Being shit at the game
No he's done world's first challenges, he's very very good at the game‼️
Second
Sure I get a little confused when vets don't run field improv, but freaking out?
Sheesh
No he’s good just extremely abrasive
you can be good at a game and run a shit loadout, your skill can make up for it
Field improv is arguably the best ability vet has at their disposal
Yeah
Deserved tbh
If you’re good anything can work
doesnt mean that what he's running is not objectively worse
Do NOT mention Uncanny in tanner streams
but he is very "i am the best at this game therefore anything i think is correct"
Whenever a vet doesnt run improv i get sad
what happens
Then he must have had a whole Relic of the Dark Age of Technology Bon'Ead implant
do you get banned
the ogryn was running terrifying barrage purposefully
or does chat send you death threats
that guy was scary
Do you run that keystone that gives you ammo on activating the ranged ws on vet?
idk what was in his brain
Probably go into a 5 minute rant
terrifying even
Ranting ensues and he assumes he's being targeted by a furry discord server
Tanner is very sensitive to criticism
(yes actually, this happened last week)
(practically verbatim)
He wouldn't be if he was confident in his dogshit takes
You know who else is sensitive to criticism
@light badge it's kiiiiinoooooo
Low tier God
we're chudtide now
He even locked the comments on his 25 classes video on sm2 because people were making fun of him being agressive and speedrunning
he called us that

thats our new name
extra points are either dumped into serrated for mk knife, field improv, or damage bonuses like 15% elites or 20% weakspot power and such
Ltg is more entertaining than Tanner
Tanner will also delete comments
last time I checked in on ltg he was much more chill
I have known Tanner for years tbf
I think he grew up
Tanner named me a useless fucking drone because I just constantly shit posted
He was really good at pd2
That was a moment
he's back?
He is now sending death threats to people
LETSGOOOOO
there is a difference between being funny and toxic and being insufferable and toxic
at least he's entertaining
Lets not forget LTG's daughter he ignores
And his crippling debt
While calling everyone he hates a broke boy
@twilit shard
Soon tm
did u hear that person who joined dorn
I’m smoking
he has a daughter????
when did this happen
Why the movement aura?
Why would you ping me in this
Damn
Timestamps
0:55 Addressing the DM
6:55 Reading and analyzing the DM
The new beef
pathing
Little birdie went and dug through all his personal records
And his bank account
For that crit chance?
go to new movie theater
ask if feature film is kino or slop
ticket booth guy looks at me confused
pull out my graphs explaining the difference between kino and slop in excruciating detail
he laughs
"it's a good movie, ma'am"
watch the movie
it's slop
and agile engagement and serrated blade
Ohhh
le epic green text
LOL pwn3d
u just got pwn3d
that's a bit mean ngl
cool bug fact: U STINK !!!!111!!!!
Dsp is so bad it funny
you can run smokes which gives you an extra point, but i hate smokes
so i eat the travel node and take kraks
Agile is kino
No, that's Meow
Promote that guy
it's kiiiinooooo
Theyre both bad
When you make an ass of yourself on the internet, you're gonna attract awful people.
They deserve eachother
The wwe gatcha
YOU ARE A TWINK
Because it goes so well with WS
All bro had to do was not be himself
He admits it
Prez, WSO Prez

Yes?
hate this robot
you sure you want that 10%x2 britleness on melee crit instead of 25 toughness(base)?
In the grimdark future of 2250 robotic twinks exist
PEAK GAMING
@urban oriole
What does that do again i can’t remember off the top of my head 
I see how it is
it's kiiiinooooo
I mean with chris chan I get that he spiraled into it but LTG just seems like the average halo player
oh i brain offed when pathing there
i think the brittleness is better if you have a weapon that doesnt have good armor damage
but if youre running knife, psword, axe, uncanny shovel, etc
toughness is better
25% damage on other weapon for 5 seconds after kill
Lmaoooo
Ohhh
Guys is darktide DEAD
Bro hell naaaaah
Yes
agile engagement is fucking HUGE
LTG is a horrible person by every stretch imaginable
@twilit shard
if it was a brain fart, nvm them

this is the guy i was tellin u about
If you are autistic enough to have 500 hours on a weapon you can keep agile active permanently
Yeah that’s just ridiculous with ws lol
Who?
average halo player
Until you dig a little under the surface
ffs
Not only is LTG awful, but he antagonizes people and talks down to them when he feels like his ego is being bruised.
I’m freaky
what the FUCK
that still is an average halo player with a mic ngl
My bad OG u know how it is
I'm not downplaying him or anything
It died when they didnt add Hotshots
Ace Combat 5 is kino
Yeah but unlike those unwashed masses, they don't have a platform to broadcast their dogwater behavior.
this image sucks
very true
i hate it
forgot that
I’m gooning
cutely
Spanking my hog
NOOOOOOH

mulch gang for life dog
God I fucking love mk7 dclaw
Whacking it
Why
execution awaits you
mk I is clearly the best
@mighty root i kill the sniper through this plague ogryn with manstopper, triggering agile engagement
look at the damage
There's alot of awful people that just decide it's a smart idea to broadcast themselves being awful to others
Then wonder why everyone gives them shit
@paper harness wel ?
a certain lindberg?
LTG has a flow chart
Is the person who beat me a girl?
If she hot? SIMP HARD! DM IMMEDIATELY. BEG! BEG FOR ATTENTION.
Is she ugly? Shit talk her.
Is the Person who beat me a streamer? Are they bigger than me? No? Shit talk them
Are they bigger than me? Yes? Praise them! Dick ride them and pray they notice me.
Did I lose to a no name, no fame, random? Blame the lag/ Or Blame the Game/ Or Blame the Devs.
Do not ever blame yourself.
Vet isn’t balanced
looks at camera
WHAT DID YOU TELL THEMM
There is nothing factual, cool, or bug-esque about me
looks at the anvil precariously balanced above ur head
I can one shot with a thammer
Missing they one key thing
I can two shot with knife if I use pussy mode (stealth)
Call characters cheap
u cant say that
Complain about losing a match
Its true. Ogyrn should be carrying.
u lil goonmeister
astaghfirullah
lies
insane freak avoid do u have space marine 2
teammates no longer block bullets
its real
Sadgly not my original gangster
Cica said it so its a lie
Even if its true
well i said it
1 of each class is still the recipe for the most fun matches
Sad but true..
Any agreers
good
Did you see the smyker post
I agree here
which
Always has been
Dorn having a bad opinion
I almost forgot you existed
Shut up Australian
u guys neeed help
Of course
Nah nah
We play this game, we all need help
You're my favorite sleep paralysis demon
We are in this Fandom
awwwwwww
There is not enough meds for us
staawwwp itttt
dorn.. is everything alright ?? r u okay ??
Quad smite was pretty funny
Yeah dorn
Cica stealing my joke
FOURTY ONE
i got called a racist in greggs
FOURTY ONE
nuh uh
?????????
nuuuh uuuuuh
This coming from someone who said their military service was, and I quote "cis straight moding"
???????????????
Yeah
Based
cishet straight moding*
wrong quote
erm
its over
get it right
Nothing is gayer than military service.
Trust
Days in a row?
another day another slay
Probably
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK HET MEANS
Wiat cica ur not cis? knew it
@paper harness one of the comment threads is locked
lemme read this
Cica is IT GIRL
God

wanted to skin somebody as bad as I want to skin Cica
EXACTLY
Idk I havent swam in 10 years
i cant swim
But I used to be able to
u have 2 use the whole quote
teah
I wish to turn Cica into a fucking lamp
I’ll skin you
or u put (sic)
I can't swim if he on duty
fweak

why do u play it so many days in a row
it's kiiiinoooooo
oh my god
is this what we've devolved to
And I freaked it
it's kiiiinooo..
and I hoped on it and i freaked it
Have at it but let me skin Cica first
I am addicted to the combat
now I know ur voice my head cannon of what you looked like is ruined cica
its a SLUR OKAY?!
infact it got ruined for everyone in that VC
This is useful. I need to brush up on my slurs for Pyskers
We?
One time I swam in a lake and caught a fish and took a bite out of it
It's too early in the morning and there's no hot pot of caff
With 16k hours in civ 5

Shoulda told em to take a shower
If you that pressed
Shoulda told them to swipe right already
DELETE IT
Flicking my bean rn
Fucking
the inane prattle of the terminally online
or you could say
dirty fucking smykers
The good lord smite you
jeroking my splonky
I can swim, heck u
Smykers and gunkers
You can’t swim
yah i cna
You are too weak
Cica u cant swim
yuh huh
@cerulean moth whatever the fuck that was I want it in my dms NOW
he ALWAYS betrays them
smykers stealing my combat
gunkers stealing my ammo
all those backwards creatures do is steal
he ALWAYS betrays them..
I NEED TO KNOW
i LOVE stimpee
HE ALWAYS betrays them...
He's so loyal
But a barrel
The barrel solves all
This u trying to get friend request in HUH?
HUH
Trying to slide into MY DMS??
Punching my tuna pocket to this
That's it
Yknow what
I'm gonna go to bed

I've had enough humanity for the night
"man this smyker is ruining my game"
the humble barrel:
wow
God I hate mercy
hahnda doesnt send me an fr
why couldn't she be real
guys im docket capped
what do i spend some on
Mei is so bad bruh I love bbws
greedy creature
U like to give u all
Dies of wait
dont
use that
i fucking thought you were @hard nexus
i was having an aneurysm
when you aren't DT mamxing
thats
thats MINE
THATS MY FUCKING STICKER
RAW"PIBHTAOIUTBNRWAOIUTBR
srry
theif,.
i was playing dress up
As someone who barely eats, yes
Signalis is peak
As someone with a male partner, also yes
sesbian lex
WHAT
Lex? Lex Atoma?
mine now
I swear every transibian women ive met plays that game doh
shits like fallout NV
or that fucking shark
Isn't this actually correct if i look at chat during the gameplay
Well I'm non-binary so I dont count
Puskers smoking Crushers
Heh yeah you don't
get it
cause if ur non binary
explode.
and Gunluggers shooting at trash and hogging all the ammo
also your not a person to me either but thats not as funnyt
Smyker is an insult
Is this me getting hate crimed?
It is telocoded to call them what they are, shoot them off the map and leave
i need 12 more glorianas to get all penances
i should do it before the update
UPRISING TIME!!!!!!!!!!
small pp* cannon
my small pp has also been auto shredded too
my gif......
the theives.....
yall ever think if they have sex in the morning star...
where they do it
post charlies angles or whatverr that robot show is
woe crusher pack upon ye
and FUCK off mmeow
I can kill them with the hs7
after like 4 years
how long have you been up
5 seconds
on this dick
3 hours
AYooooooooooooooo
you've been live for 2 whole days
keeps the goobers out of sp1
What is Thy holiest book
I'm turning zealot into psyker again
if people think they are being recorded they don't come in and annoy me
Rending critical throwing knives are fucking hilarious as a brain burst alternative
where can we READ
your mom
Keep smykers out of aurics!
peak build
ur a hater 2
I knew it
the wolf howls
@twilit shard
The slop build
I love all of my friends <3
Can’t wait for the bolt pistol buff
shut the fuck up
fuck you game
And the crusher buff
but the hawk tuahs
i trusted themm...
is this true chat
is this true ?
fuck my life
fuck my baka chungus life..
fuck mmy stupid baka life
FUCDK YOu
FFUCK YOu
NO
YOU HAVE THE BRAIN ROT
auric heresy for nice map
im not playing RUST
cant decide between agri brauto for general use or a dd/rf laspistol for burgles exclusively with this rashad
gore of mmy comfort character
currently just using this
HER
They aren't bomb threats they're bomb compliments
Like, you'd look really good with your innards splattered across an empty lot and coated with ash :3
SHE ???
HER/SHE
not capable of customizing ur space marin e apparenbtly
Oh wait cica has he/him in bio
cica is a girl
cica is cica
SEND VIDEO
Are they tho
are they shooting ropes or are they a girl
2nd person to say cica and her/she in the same sentence
whats the question
don’t care
He knowx s im joking
Shooting ropes or powerwashing, call it
mhmmmm...chips and gravy
Im taking u with me
X___x
not again
SIR I HAVE STOPPED THINKING IM THE MODEL SOLDIER SIR
..
malcom in the middle?
🫃
Tonight
