#zealot-class
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the worst is the oily kind that foams
that shit will reactivate
and it hurts like hell
yea id assume so
the like most basic one you spray across teh eyebrows and that's it
is there a darktide artbook somewhere
the other ones they spray it on a rag and wipe it across your face
the foamy one they spray all over ur face
it's horrific
is that a fnf mod
soyfunking night
i've never been sprayed by that kind before
because if it is I'm not even suprised
it felt like the most serious sunburn ever
We talking about pepper spray?
for like 4 or 5 hours
spraying a rag with shit meant to burn your face
yea we are
and rubbing it across your face is crazy
I've eaten pepper spray.
but after that i was k
It was not yummers.
i screamed like a bitch when i got tazed
@spare talon
cica definitely said kyaa the second he got tazed IRL
Electricity knows how strong you are.
but it shocked me literally and figuratively
Especially if its your first time being tazed.
Typically munching those when I'm playing stellaris or something.
they should make a sour patch kids specifically meant to murder your tongue
I ❤️ smite
YES
mmmm yes tongue rot
have you ever taken enough warheads to actually make your "tongue bleed"
Yes.
we talking about food?
I've eaten family sized bags of warheads.
me and frog do that alot
By myself.
ive never eaten a family size bag of warheads
but ive taken 2-3 at once
very smart
Theres like 400 warheads in one bag.
The black cherry ones are always the most sour.
I think I've had 5-7 warheads at a time at max
im a big lemon / apple guy
most ive taken at once was like 3-4
iirc
oh hell nah frog
they got galaxy warheads
waht the fuck is ths lmao
ive had these
never seen this
ok guys I found the ultimate frog deal
cuz its both the gummy part and the coating
I think I'm gonna go warm up some salmon
wtf is that
and get a few more red bulls
all warheads
nuclear warhead?
soybyss
do you drink multiple a day?
my brother in christ ive had only 1 energy drink in a day for years
how
9 APs, 2 Honours, a night job, and a 500+ hours non-profit commitment
the only energy drinks I can even tolerate are like
NoS
and i havent had one in years
I saw sour candy once
then again i cant say shit
i was so depressed in hs that i nearly didnt pass cuz i wasnt doing anything
when covid hit and my senior year started, i straight up didnt attend the online classes for most of the first semester
I'm skipping my classes this year
I can't anymore
the water is ready for boiling 🫖
idk what other people feel like after booze
but I just enter this state where I just self reflect until I pass out
and there's so much I want to change about my own life
so many mistakes I've made
!!!!
ive spend probably 2 years trying to find a remote job
but nope, still stuck in fucking retail
same
like none of the help services around here know how to get a remote job either lmao
the closest is medical coding/medical billing and once i get my disability i'll go to classes for that
but it's always "why don't you go back to retail/fast food"
Other countries
Or get a goverment job
Luckily it will be decipherable
sleepy
retail/fast food are literally the worst jobs for any sort of disability/disorder
or any person who is human for that matter
Just put the fries in the bag...
my 2 week free trial nitro gift ends in 2 days
rest in piss troll face spamming
and ishowfrieza
i go to my endo

and she doesn't know shit about trans hrt
besides the very basics
cause all the endos here are just diabetes and menopause and maybe a few other issues
the eeper
brainrot
Talk tuah!
Now what if we make whis absolutely busted
Only grabs and supers work
Fatshark please add skill based matchmaking
God no
I just got an assail psyker in an only scab mostly melee
wdym, that already exists
it always has
Low key yes but also low key nah
yeah
I’m abysmal dogshit then
lf carries to high mmr
ASS
game simply doesn't have enough players or a reason to implement matchmaking based on skill lol
Something something moo deng
the majoirty of players will filter into the difficulty they enjoy and most people enjoy winning. sure there will always be shitty people in your games but that is just the fact of life
I’m so restarded then
Resfartded
damn right
My knife zealot can only do so much
league

I had full pre made
shit is fun with without randoms
the moba classic
Crazy how I can make the most insane clutches then stand still as the mauler overheads me
Or I die to a sniper kick
having packed mauler or crusher is hard to dodge after you dodged first swing then second swing coming while dodge on cooldown
Blue haired broly cooler majin vegeta beerus and android 17z you are cooked para
one of my best videos showcasing my ws vet gameplay starts with me immediately face taking a sniper shot
Silent crushers are evil
Sometimes I get so in rhythm that I just start attacking everything red and someone pings a burster and I smack it
i already SENT THAT
anywho lol
no i just screamed like i was being murdered
Nyaaaaa~~ yamate kudasai <333
they had to pull the barbs out of everyone they shot w them
With this treasure i summon
Please show yourself to the nearest dumpster
Why did the crusher do that 
bloody ass
tl dr dont get tazed just get on the ground
that shit was agony
turbo agony
super impact set to max intensity
deaths to dots have a slight upward momentum
i felt like while i was being tazed that feeling of like
so super impact sends them to the stratosphere
almost an hour later
like i actively thought, "this is too much pain" like right when it was about to stop shocking me
rapture
knowing multiple languages helped
being interperter?
no
This was cica
3veg no invite
just easier working with multiple branches
my sense of humor is dead
kill everyone
L.
one paper cut could kill that man
I'm a independent contractor for this company
I never know what multiple branch is
I wasn't invited either, I just joined.
so it's convenient I could help with both the US branch and the German branch
well you're a freak who joins unannounced
Who?
the world revolves around me so everyone should invite me and want to play with me 24/7

god gamer
is it cuz you didnt find this funny or found it funny to an unreasonable degree
execution death penalty
like when the game specifically kills you with an unreactable sniper right
cause it knows you want an undying penance
I need to quit being lazy and set up mods!

That has no bearing on what irony poisoning means, you idiot.
irony injection
lethal irony injection
then do it
Irony poisoning has to do with saying something ironically enough times and eventually you will start to do the things you're joking about.
So with you saying stuff like "the world revolves around me," eventually you're gonna poison your brain into actually thinking that.
me with liking feet
mentats
it would suck if I found a million dollars
mmmmm
Yeah, that tracks.
It is I, DR. MOBIUS
It still isn't clicking with you, it seems.
the 2nd
im concerned that you said that and paired it with that dog
True I’m abysmal dogshit at darktide I’m a stupid fucking chud
i need to play with people on this server
should i gamble melkbucks with aquisitions
I'm wayyy to bored
Random rolls? No.
I want you
but then the voices in my head tell me to be that weird anti social person who still plays multiplayer games
Inneeed manstopper
i shall play with you and bring the most dogshit setups to reinforce the voices and prevent you from growing
I want you to do a duo with me
me too but I'm probably wayyy too shit compared to everyone else

so I won't until I think I can
ive actually never done a true duo
Me either
i dont think ill be bad at it but ive never done one either way
Who
You CANT be worse than me, playing with others in this server has proved that.
listen
a lot of it is muscle memory and fundementals
I've found it
autism as jokes?
like
peak music
i'm fucking legally blind (not true blind)
Cica, Meow, and I are in the morningstar right now.
Waiting on one of them to queue something.
yes this entire chat

gg
shit blends into the background for me and i'll just not see enemies
Playing with my hog
no this is second thing i encouter
i have server that full of autistic jokes
WHY IS HE EVERYWHERE
I can't handle histg without decent teammates
Sponeweed
So real
MY SONS ARE ALL MORONS
I GIVE THEM MY IMPERIUM BUT THEY STILL FALL TO CHAOS
Everytime I break away from using stealth I die shortly after
hey cole come join us we need 1 more
my dumb ass:
Am just decent playing darktide
I vote we stone Backup to death.
Gay sex
gex
this goes so hard
I go hard In darktide
what's the only special condition you refuse to play
I refuse to play pox gas
Also was that a blessing or a perk that was doing that dot?
histg
Vent Purge
whenever I queue pox gas my teammates are all pox gas addicts and jump in and get killed by corruption
the crusher?
literally nothing stops them
that was serrated blade
Yeah
Oh
vent purge's decent imo, vent purge sniper gauntlet's the problem
I thought about doing that
I can't see shit and they're out there scoping me like jfk
Is it worth doing it on zealot?
I think Vent Purge snipers the funniest though
no
Spanking my hog
they have musket volley vibes
Watch dog teleport and millions of other Warhammer 40,000: Darktide videos on Medal, the largest Game Clip Platform.
So just precog and repoist?
Who up playing wit dey worm
somehow i've unlearned the ability to dodge dogs
On zealot atleast
I've seen them mow down the horde without them getting to us
mercy killer not worth it on zealot, it works, but vet is better with it
zealot is still up to chance for a lesser effect
vet works better leaning into weakspot
zealot works better leaning into the full umbrella of finesse/crit chance
wrong quote
so what ended up happening is we walk the empty land they cleared out
Real it happens to me
Yeah that’s what I thought
cica more like cica cuca sek cimka
caca?]
Vets Weakspot stuff is amazing
dogs were never meant to be dodgeable but they were too janky and got overnerfed 😦
More like Vet got a weaker (better) Lacerate passive for 1 point
it was supposed to be countered by shoving or smacking them out of the air
so its a guarantee
you do need uncanny tho cuz it allows the weakspot damage to not be mitigated nearly as much
zealot can get away with it with their raw damage bonuses and how much damage crits do overall, but your chance is lower on vet
So uncanny and mercy killer?
Noted
imo dodging dogs is a loose end
i still find myself dodging dogs and getting pounced anyway, the dogs literally teleporting on me
so many times I dodge it and the dog just hurl towards my teammates
when im not in a position to push
and now I have to go back and save them

For vet uncanny and mercy killer
all heavies are stabs
which have higher single target
Me likes 6
and shit again multiple target

the mk3 also has a stab in its light attack combo which does way more damage than you expect it to
i use 6 on zealot get the book
I haven't used the 3 in a very long time
3 enjoyers
6 fan
the 6 is also terrible against multitarget but just not as much as mk3 is
I use 6 on zealot
I'm used to using 6 because I have a nice one
i think mk 9 knife is best
My vet uses 6 cause I don't have a good 3
get that shit out
It is?
only go mk4 dclaw
mk3 light attack, as thats whats used for horde clear
Wow I feel stupid
mk6 light attack
Nice cleave damage distribution
mk6 heavy attack

its still bad
go do more gambling
where's mk3 heavy attack?
Fuck my stupid chud life
I really thought the mk6 covered the weaknesses of its hoard clear
this is the mk3 heavy attacks and the one stab in the mk6 combos
any cleave value is never used because it has a hitmass capacity of 0.0001 meaning it will always stop on the first thing it hits
the mk6 punch stab is actually also weaker than the mk3s on top of being slower
mk6 punch stab
i think they normalized it
mk3 punch stab
in one of the recent patches (3 months ago or so)
So the mk3 is still the best knife
i liked the mk6 for a while but yeah i think the mk3 is better in general tbh
im probably in the same boat
if youre good at melee combat you can still handle hordes, just eventually
with how often I swap between the 2
mk6 punch into strikedown is like half as fast as mk3
I wanna say
can still do it but not nearly as fast
but the mk3 is so good at any possible single target/elite clear situation
you dont need your gun for anything besides specialists and horde clear
so spamming PA is good for bossing on mk6
if ya ask me
I just wish they would give us
so you use it for large hordes and specialists and thats about it, if you arent a tknive zealot or assail psyker
breakpoint calc has those values

I’ve thought about just running the flamer with it
Same
Do you think they are going to increase the level cap?
Zealot and vet would be evil
not anytime soon
in a year or two maybe
with the cope of item level >380 and new difficulty
i just ran test psykinaium spawn 50 or above groaner, the mk6 slash 1-2 target possible up to 3
flamer is so bad guys it needs soooo many buffs guys
petition to bring 60% rending back
It’s needs 100 mobility
20%
40% mobility like you said kek
I see a pickaxe
flamer rending is 20%
capped at 20 yes
20 is fine
Same with purge staff? It’s over
just a little good
not too great
damage is the dump stat
you should hand that knife to me and I can get you the 1% damage knife
mfs in here make this exact same argument but unironically sometimes
Why would i use gunner resist when corruption resistance (grimoire) exists
idk it's hard to not get shot sometimes when there are like 8 of them and they've started shooting
:3
It's like a random encounter sadly 😞
if i could get rager resistance i would
that too useful for me
AAIIYAH
i would take it
why are you express in asian way?
new pfp ideas?
cute girl
idk I'm bored
dreg rager impression sorry
oh that make sense
The first time I heard flak rager voiceline I misheard it and thought he was making sexual advances towards me
your death will be sweet but not for you
Hai-yah is actually asian disappointment
I’ve actually thought about making those so I can get that penance done
On my psyker I run stam regen, block, sprint
scab rager

scan rager
No ability cooldown!
not in sparking zero get owned??
Quotes said by the Traitor Berserker.
Enjoy!
Timestamps
00:00 Assault
new enemy that only exists in auspex
Im running my fat nuts over your face

Need voice lines that make fun of people getting the aupexs wrong or our characters getting irritated
yo wtf does he say at 37 s
Look at that wonder and joy
Little dude has no idea what is going on but loves it
I need all personalities to genuinely tweak tf out after getting the auspex wrong 10 times
There was a patch note at some point that said it added voice lines for when auspex minigames failed but I've never heard it once
You must have to fuck up a lot
I want fanatic to say tech-priest related slurs under his breath when he fails
GRENADE!!@ THROW IT BACK PRIVATE
Average Ogryn
The knife zealots apon a ping
I love that vid
Me when the recon las vet with a crate and damage stim dies
Everytime I see that pic I think of that “meta” zealot build
Watch well at least he tried and millions of other Warhammer 40,000: Darktide videos on Medal, the largest Game Clip Platform.
He was in the elevator at the end of the mission and a bomber yeeted a nade at him from the top of the stairs
Watch somehow dog no hit me ?? and millions of other Warhammer 40,000: Darktide videos on Medal, the largest Game Clip Platform.
KYAA
ive become shitter
thrower of games
going cyro pod to hibernate
In my defense, I was getting very tilted.
https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/iJGp9Kat5IIrdMpSE/d1337ALUgO0T?invite=cr-MSxENXUsMjA0MjU2ODk0LA
https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/iJG8nHU6eCigYGGRx/d13375AsZcqj?invite=cr-MSxzR3ksMjA0MjU2ODk0LA
Watch somehow dog do hit me ?? and millions of other Warhammer 40,000: Darktide videos on Medal, the largest Game Clip Platform.
Watch dog somehow hit me ?? and millions of other Warhammer 40,000: Darktide videos on Medal, the largest Game Clip Platform.
clip was the dog
it just jumped and didn't move
Oh I thought you were pointing out that my bayonet didn't kill it.
Fr it's getting weird
i was typing in chat
i think i once dodged a dog so critically that the dog still pushed me and perhaps even push damaged me WHILE in air
that's just sheer skill
such bullshit
Special mention
synchronized racking
Shame
It happened twice more after that.
I have no idea what the hell is going on with shotgunners but that is some serious bullshit.
oh hey that's me in chat
I think vet might not be the play for tonight.
yeah
Small world.
prove it.
Join our strike team right now.
if u are then ive played wit u before

lmfao
pawesome
also
@grizzled aspen
sucks
confrimed
(with helbore)
Shut up!
i did the most damage on the team with a mk1 helbore
It's soyker time.
do u want my build
Watch Jorking my shit and millions of other Warhammer 40,000: Darktide videos on Medal, the largest Game Clip Platform.
I hate this WS penance
MORE
I hate sand
Ok anakin
tell my homeboy dont get on late so we can ranked degen queue
still not on after 2 hours
yep dead space time
FACT playing zealot increases your t levels by 50% if you play with a knife
yeah that shit gets me sometimes
surgical revolver
Watch Epic krak tracking and millions of other Warhammer 40,000: Darktide videos on Medal, the largest Game Clip Platform.
whered you go
crash
we got a fresh level 30 psyker
Probably because you're using both weapon customization and for the drip at the same time.
yeah i know
if i'm gonna crash i'm gonna look sick
God this is so funny
My glorious king lebron
YES KING
The update is on the 27th right
26th
Oh
my brother just showed me vaal hazak to explain a meme to me
he was explaining his like fog whatever dot thing to me
and was not happy that i called it girl stink
I bet you have girl stink
Genuine fuck yourself
no thats @hard nexus (putrid rot)
lmao
I HAD TO QUICKLY MAKE THIS WHEN I FOUND OUT VAAL HAZAK'S MECHANIC
God I hate fighting vaal
On the topic of pox hound, this is peak
Vaal hazak has adapted to the enviroment to use effluvium as a means to suck up nutrients and life force from living beings
LMAO
Please let vaal hazak return in wilds
cole said im a grub of you
because i was using shovel
Scarlet rot
ZEALOT has been a reject for years and he has finally be rewarded with a free (301) knife
the other cole?
so brain rotted
The rot consumes.
Do the thug shake
this is why vet needs a buff
me when I put water on my face (after waking up)
Spongebob locking tf in
True
@spare talon if damage is the dumpstat for the knife do any breakpoints fall off?
what the fuck did you just say
Who said it was
you need at least -80% damage to hit the poxwalker one shot with every possible buff
im never on speaking terms again with cole
he really just said that about swaag hazak
So none? 
you want damage, finesse, and first target as high as possible
Btw i pre ordered sparking zero
damage is a dumpstat is a meme for 99% of weapons
Well of course I was just wondering about that lol
Can I see the sweating dog emote
with how many multipliers that go into knife, i couldnt tell you an exact number for breakpoints
@grizzled aspen gonna get off for now
I don't blame you. I've been playing like shit all night.
gadeek gadak gada do
But is damage the dumpstat for that? Or should I shoot for something higher?
mobility is
even then id dump it to like 70 at best

or if your dorn crazy, pen is on an uncanny knife
My sprint speed….
ITS A FUCKING KNIFE
wait am I dorn tistic the entire time

BRIIIIIIIICK
HOLD X
Well be minmaxxing shortly!
@frosty herald https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QcRltw-JVuE
Did you know you can charge the tackle?
- Tackle only
- No sword attacks can hit Alatreon
- No clutch attack
Used a mod for controlled food skills. Food skills used are as follows
- Felyne Slugger
- Felyne Booster
- Felyne Insurance
Also using invisible mantle mod because I like endscreens not getting ruined by mantles.
sanest monster hunter fan
I despise alatreon
Why did it have to be a dps check
Just release yourself from desire sensor 🙏
hold x
its so oever
Mark my words wilds will sell even more copies than world
It will
What is the sprint speed on that
I must see
Look at how many people got into world with the wilds reveal
Those curios are maxroll
21 hp/17 toughness base and t4, sprint speed is 15% tops i think?
So many people started playing mh for the first time
Oh nvm, the knife stat?
Remind me in 5h
Nay you silly billy check the stat
I think I might install toybox for rogue trader and play around with it.
!remindme 5h 
I still have yet to play any mh games.
Time to start in january
If wilds is going to release around same time as world did

Freshest hunter in wilds
Another game I still have yet to play, and that one of my close friends is HOUNDING ME TO NO END TO TRY, is Warframe.
congrats
you now have 2 people hounding you to play it
them
and me
If she were tall enough, I'd say she was breathing down my neck about it.
If wilds releases around pirate yakuza ill have a stroke
What are your thoughts on it? I always thought it was kinda like a pay to win kind of game.
I remember watching my brother play it a long time ago and lots of frames were locked behind irl purchases.
nothing is locked behind purchases, the only things that are are direct currency purchases for community made cosmetics
Either I'm mis-remembering or they changed it since then.
You can earn plat by trading
^
some cosmetics are premium currency only, but you can earn it via trading things that you grinded
warframe.market
I don't know what "plat" is, I'm assuming it's like their version of aquilas?
I only played wf cause my friend made me try it and wukong prime was just released
I stopped playing after I got him
its the premium currency, but f2p game so it applies to more than just cosmetics
warframe is literally
"Destiny if it was good?"
the f2p game
that everyone says is the best monetized f2p game
I enjoyed my 600 hours of warframe
but coming back 5 years later
was kinda hard
too much new stuff
You can also
I'll try it this weekend.
purchase platinum with -75% discount
yeah
daily login bonuses are sometimes plat discounts
i always bought max possible packs
any time a 75% one drops for me, i buy the 200 dollar plat pack
Money is tight right now so I doubt I'll be paying for any premium currency out of pocket.
at 50 dollars
so it was 200$ one
which is 4250 or so plat
okay then
which is an INSANE amount of plat
i think i got a few thousands of plat on my hands
can by a lot of stuff if i decide to come back
most prime warframes on the market are anywhere from 50-200 depending on demand
i have like 1800
the only high price thing are
those
maxed augments
forgot how they called
which 2000 can be a price for a single maxed one
new thingys (semi-new)
these things
unless
they nerfed
that Energy Regen one
it was absolute imba
or its still imba
warframe is mid
and maxed one was like 1800 plat
tried it
controls are fine
cool powers tho :))
Clad, if what they're saying is true about it being the best monetized f2p game, then I will find you.
its only shit on consoles
It honestly is
its just grindy as fuck if you go full F2P
but that also content
you can sweat your way
I have no issue with grinding out rewards.
and get everything
I have a vault full of god roll weapons in d2 and a couple thousand hours logged on it.
I promise you, grinding is no issue to me.
last decendant functions better than waframe
warframe feels like it was made in java
80-90% cheaper than some shit like
The First Korean Nexon Descendant
tho this one is great with gameplay too
just much more shit monetization
not paying for either 
oh right you played d2
aztecross was blown away by that video i posted
like "how the fuck does a f2p game have all this and destiny doesnt" blown away
i played D1 a lot
destiny 2 is more fun tho
D1 was a great game 11 years ago
I feel so freaky
destiny 2 if it wasnt for the prices, content vaulting, and unbalanced pvp would be peak








