#zealot-class
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3veg is funny with my shredder nade
1643502485 if you wanna join
get in here para
lmfao
YOU dumb ass
Top 30 not top 3
resets in 21 mins
once itemization drops i’ll try it
Good luck with 3veg
@hard nexus the point of the PS meme is that it doesnt get stuck in a group of ragers/ you can go through bulwark shield (a tiny bit, the damage is still gonna suck ass though)
but its very funny to spam L1 and not get caught on maulers/dreg ragers
and just crit TDR through everything
it reaches like 80% crit?
iirc
also let me finish this inquisitor martyr mission psycho and i'll join you freakazoids
aside from carapace, with savage sweep you’ll cleave about 30 hitmass
it RESETS in 21 mins
mk15?
yeah
it goes BYE BYE soooon
meh just MMT it 
yea perfect strike savage sweep might be the ultimate meme then
cleave is like 10 default, so savage sweep is increased by 200%,
30
but without shred no 80% crit potential
yeah true
so less PS uptime
im not downloading that spy ware little vro
im big vro ok
according to path, increasing cleave doesn’t increase cleave damage
i haven’t tested it myself
but i trust him
that’s stupid tbh
from what everyone talks about cleave
SS should increase cleave damage
you wont get damage on everyone you cleave but you'll knock back more people
so useful fat shark

lmfao
https://youtu.be/98wQ86cC5no?si=EjrXXJuJzw9Bdtez never felt so real.
I would totally play the wells fargo x veggietales update...
Contact, links: https://beacons.ai/andrewrousso
SS on mk2 is fun though
you never run out of cleave even on lights
it’s probably better to run shred
but
that’s stupid
You'll have to send me an invite
I just fucking hot key disconnected
got fucking Silent crushered
This game man
THIS FUCKING GAME
honestly the only thing i’d say the mk2 does better than the mk15 is packs of elites like shotgunners and ragers
because with grievous wounds, the mk2 will throw dreg ragers to the ground on h1
it’s actually super useful
grevious wounds my beloved
“Is just a game”
Im getting queued with Thammer users and then the game gives me a middle finger
Bad luck
I want to play 3VEG in peace
3veg knife zealot
well hopefully para can finish his thing so he can get his ass on the game in 16mins
it's only 3 atm so we do have a spot
Leave the bot in there
Damned to Thammer only users in 3VEG
yea I see cica run it with rampage
Thammer is annoying cause it turns off the monstro gimmick which is
extremely fucking boring/unfun
We were literally arguing this like 2 hours ago lmak
Oh you means it kill mosntro fast/instantly?
True, I cry every night thinking about how much you are better than me. How are so you good at the game ? 😢
Why play boss mael if you never get to fight bosses
ermmm... Me like watching ermm...
boss get instantly killed..
SO FUCKING BORING RAGHHH
I see now
He wants to have that girlstink
Thammer stealth one shot boss
too powerful for my mortal coil to handle
GET O N N N !
Who I play
You have 12 mins before I queue us in
Veteran or ogryn
1643502485 whatever you feel like
what is even happening in that gif
lethal neurotoxin
is that like anti flea spray
Silence uprising baby
I gave the join code but we gotta queue soon
7 mins remain
istfg
imagine if you crash and can’t rejoin
I'd kill you

sh2 room
the hamsters are spinning
Damnation
taco bell
he's been in LOADING for the past 3 mins
why is reloaded guy fighting dame da donny
we have to many tries this I thinks
bro got the lod swastika armband
does it actually say I disconnect
while im still in the loading screen
lmfao
so thats why people think I die
theres a bot running around
I just arrive fashionably late
get darktided
and when I load in the games audio issues are gonna fuck and stutter for me for about 40 seconds as well
peak gaming
load in, get booted out
That went forever
Get your freak up

wake up babes
new brainrot video essay dropped
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i watch every brainrot video essay youtuber
im restartmaxxing to make sure i dont have a single independent thought
so guys, we did it
8 hours??!¿
Shameless advertising tho
big surprise
If you want some good essays, Tehsnakerer
At least he knows his limits
this but auric maelstrom
samesies

spam fire until you hit a spy then die to them?
Tanner chainsword.
Mobile
its android
where is your builders workshop world????
yeah cuz he stole my build
literally
this is unironically not awful
you are a nobody
how can i convince people that im not actually cringe im just referencing some avatar of cringe i have in my head that i formulated by looking at images online,, sometimes i convince myself that people have conceptions of my in their head and i am overcome with a desire to correct them or prove them wrong or explain everything in my head in extr...
can’t remember what else tanner said
Chat, kill this guy with hammers.
he helped me finish
nuh uhh
all his meat riders apparently
finish your run right???
call my cock uncanny the way i be prestacking face shots
the person posting these is either 18 or 33
no inbetween
lmfao
peeking?
more like
PEE KING
Chat why does one of my cats like smelling my feet
STOP



sniper didn’t know who to shoot
i want that emote
or i guess emotes
i don't have invite perms 
brocken…
is it like a private server
or just a public server that isn’t discoverable yet
@hard nexus
unfortunate
@paper harness is this a thing?
If you have an excess of melkbucks
is there some drop there or what?
private
no
that asshole got dogged near the elevator before everyone got off the spawn and dced
sad
oooooh light headed
then every person I told to use my build stole them
🙄
@median steeple @rocky nacelle @bitter anvil
Paradise got fucking command grabbed at the end
My brainrot going off after I see your name
?
so cringe
I was about to 4 piece that BoN
at the end
then I get clipped by vomit not next to me
HE FUCKING COMMAND GRABBED YOU LMAO
Literally saw him whip around 180
and just vore your ass
no he asked for it and i gave it
so
he stole it
Good shit btw you 3
silence stupid
@rocky nacelle Also I apologize about further
Its like Stormfiend (good) if it could grab and was long as shit (bad)
you're gonna ruin the taste of my food
silence stinky
I hope bosses can't spawn on train map unless they restrict BoNs from spawning
BoN on a train would probably just make me kill myself
people in gen chat are very stupid
and make me sad
"We should kill this guy with Bursters"
Seeing you use full sentences was interesting
you should probably spend time with your family instead of arguing with idiots in general
meow
lmfao
me getting BLOWN UP
I may or may not have detonated Paradise with a burster
I got fucked by TWO burgled trappers
getting him killed
You can't even ratio them with gifs
on accident
i'd mog every idiot in general with gifs

God you gets kept getting fucked by Burgle disablers
I just made it my mission to focus specials that match
I sped ran the real BoN
leave the Bosses to you guys
and then I get spat out
into burgled trapper
and bomber fire
what I deserve I suppose
emperor punishment?
ok let me go eat and ill play in a sec
im gonna check on something then take a shower

Gladly
The guy named JohnLockJawBrigs died shortly after to another wave of bursters.
Just outright died.
This is the only good dt reddit post
You know what it reminds me of?
That one frame of Squidward flying out of the Krusty Krab when it exploded.
Yeah that exactly
Man was on the screen for like 2 frames
Every time I watch it I giggle.
which one is which
Tanner shotgun.
Damage dumpstat is going to get very old very fast
Ok, I'll stop.
That line is still gonna run through my head every time I see it, though.
one day i’ll get a base rating 1% damage and i’ll be happy
We can't wear it out, we have to keep it funny with occasional usage
Entirely valid.
answer my question stinker
Yeah just dont do it everytime
no we need to keep beating off the dead horse
Idk
how you keep a joke from becoming instantly stale
Ayo?
Put it in a ziploc bag and press all the air out.
No that's just you
the fuck is wrong with you
This is Backup, it'd be easier to make a list of whats not wrong with them.
siiiiigh
I should remove my ASS title and start saying "thanks for the carry" at the end of every game regardless how the mission went
You will be inflating xbot egos nonstop.
remove title, throw on a shitty frame, the single purity seal
You are Adolf Hitler
wear the basic clothes
Gotta use some wack ass weapons too.
my zealot wears prison garb + beta helmet
Tac axe and hh mk9.

after a clutch say “sorry for being so bad guys”
But it will be worth it for those moments when I very obviously carried and they say "what the fuck do you mean"
Voidstrike user
Explode yourself
i don’t even use psyker anymore tbh
Soyker gaming.
i have returned to my zealot roots
We love using walls!
my psyker is only like
Oh also, that carnival mission was almost a complete wipe.
level 35
for what
Someone mis timed a burster push in the airlock.
peak
So everyone but me went down because I was in a corner hiding behind my walls.
ur a little bitch, take the burster like a man
fuck
that was so good
Here it is.
Hi! ive just started the game and im enjoying zealot so far. is the chrous worth building into?
psyker when they dont use smite
No bacon is cringe!
white people be like death burger, queso and jalepeno
Kill
I dont like bacon on my burger
I'm 215lbs with a caloric intake of like 3000 calories.
tbh
that's a nothing burger
I'm gonna get that fucking bacon.
i love burger
alright back to shart tiding
booo
DEF BORGAR, KEESO AND DJALAPENYO
I ate taco bell earlier so I'm probably going to spontaneously explode mid match.
go back to good fideo games
very true
the jalapenos werent even spicy
truly shart tide
they're good grilled though
bruh they never are in most fast food places
Grilled jalapenos are peak.
I guess santa fe is fast food
they prolly pickle them for 30 years before usage
its a fancier fast food
Especially stuffed jalapenos.
I assume you like poppers then
i fucking love jalapeno poppers
poppers are quite good
god bless america and god bless buffalos wild wings 🫡
My organs hate them though.
Anything spicy, my organs vehemently disagree with.
Instant tummy ache.
ngmi............
Not gonna stop me from munching it though.
i once had a spoonful of the most consentrated demonic hot paste you could think of
Dont say it like a slur, mf.

hungarian mini ghost pepers
At least I can eat cheese.
i took it down fine but i spent 30 minutes sweating until it came out
(the largest concentration of people that can tolerate lactose are white)
that is quite simply not tru
i am of those people and i can eat cheese and milk just fine
(it took training during covid)
now to reverse it for a hello chat version
i was fartmaxxing for 2 years until i evolved 
now hes a shit maxxer
alright im back on
Unironically, brick.
I was already on it
I'm just at work so it's slow
I had one with power output as the dump and apparently it affects non special attack damage.
The fucking light fading away
sells that
I hate gooners

never goon...
Mf named himself "peggedbyalice."
(it was good but it burned)
its that easy
a small price to pay
for sitting in the bathroom for 5 hours
just drink milk afterwards
evil ass sword
you know what you must do
guys
FATSHARK, MAKE BLAZING SPIRIT USABLE AND MY LIFE IS YOURS
@rocky nacelle You want me to rejoin btw
i had that without buying anything
Remove the cap
Uncanny blazing spirit boss nuker melee crit build
replacing melk with robotic melk
hell yeah
btw check dms you goober
No I was meaning more like make blazing spirit apply before the enemy dies so soulblaze will spread.
I did!

Wildfire is shit tho
Buff wildfire. 
they respond to DMs 10 hours later
(unless its me)

I try to respond reasonably timed
same sis
there’s a spawn in there????
I need to come up with a way to say "hi"
yeah its opposite of the staircase
IIRC
very missable door/hole thing
left side of the room no one goes on
Or did you mean the bursters coming from the door.
chorus can be fun, but can also be a crutch, and has the downside of completely removing your DPS. I’d personally recommend you run chastise for a while, as you can really learn how to melee with it
throwing knives too, as they’re very useful, and are good to learn
no
the airlock
he was in an airlock
i just never knew u could spawn in an airlock
zealot chat nobody responded 2 michael
u all should be ASHAMED
im resting
hi resting
ur freak!
my character just died in dnd today!
and got reincarnated cause our healre is a LAME druid
I respond after the game
yea im literally watching that video meow
and have no idea what you're talking about
(not that, you being schizo is anything new though)
the respawn, of the dead people
in the airlock
i did not know that people could respawn in the airlock
i had never seen it before
you don't HAVE FRIENDS
everyone was down though it looked like
and don't play tabletop roleplaying games!
yes and the pickup location was the airlock
and use the theater of the mind!
i do actually
not talking to u
i know u do meow, paradise is who i am bullying
They didn't. They were just downed.
wait they were
Yeah.
yeah
Someone mis timed a burster push and they all exploded.
also bandit randomly just yelling at me when I havent spoken to them at all
except about that burger earlier
ohhhh
i see
they were just
yeah I was like
lined up that way
my eyes hurt
you fucking idiot
Well I said they were downed when posted it.
i am not at fault here
ok and you also are stupid
Meow just can't read.
shut up
girlrot
shuuuuut up
dumbass rot
troo!!!
Minor spelling error.
Go back to girlrotting or whatever it is you do on Saturdays.
well i guess i gotta kms
actually i’m going out to dinner
Lucky... I want to go eat at Olive Garden but they're so expensive...
i am not rotting
going 2 a family friend’s house
and apparently getting steak
PEAK
ribeye steak
But also fuck you.
2 be specific
STOP GLOATING ABOUT YOUR STEAK
i eat normal human food very often for your information
Stfu, you rival asmongold with your stench.
i just rot a lot too
ah yes like a singular oreo, some cereal, and tea
listen
that was just a particularly rough day ok
ADHDtism makes you unable to eat?
well sorry you had a rough day
Wack.
that day
yeah
it wasn’t that bad
something about texture issues
which sucks
cause food is good
Actually I do have texture issues with some foods.
sometimes, i also iust
im sure everyone does tbh
forget to eat a lot
Most beans instantly make me gag.
everyone has like
Actually vegetables in general make me gag.
one food they just adamantly can never touch or mess with
eggs make me vomit unless they're scrambled cause of the texture
The only vegetables I can really eat are like staple veggies like green beans, peas, corn, potatoes, etc.
beans, mashed potatoes, corn, pot pie, eggs, lettuce, spinach and a few other things make me vomit from the texture
MASHED POTATOES???
I tried it small
So sad...
cant dealw ith it
it’s weird cuz i love french fries which are basically just mashed potatoes surrounded by like
fried stuff
I like salad but if I chew on the leaves too long
and they turn into mush
Did you slather it in butter?
I die
yea even with butter
corn just aint my thing
ive tried the things I dont like
trust me
I love corn on the cob.
^^
And cornbread...
ok i’m gonna read a book
lmfao
I will absolutely destroy an entire pan of cornbread.
is it 40k

real
also later
yes
Fake, everyone knows Meow can't read.
para has the taste of a victorian peasant
assassinorum kingmaker
if you could remember to actually text back
fuck i was too late
YOU CANT DO THIS TO ME
HEHEHEHE
is that better discord
AFTER EVERYTHING IVE SACRIFICED
i can neither confirm nor deny these baseless accusations
still waiting for her response to a clip I pinged her with
i haven’t listened to it yet so i can’t text back
3 billion years ago
well go listen to it and stop getting sidetracked by this dumbass chat
very good so far, i’m only like 6 chapters in though
To be fair, my keyboard randomly decides to stop inputting certain letters/numbers sometimes.
I DID hit the E button.
which one??
peak
i should use better discord
THE ONE 42 MINS AGO ! ! ! ! ! ! !
of course you would say that
ive finally locked in with the evis
shut up bottom
bloodthirsty horde clear is actually op lmao
you finally understand my love for it
how many do 40K books have on average
20+?
"Shut up bottom" -the actual bottom.
yeah, this book is 400 pages though
40K books have a lot of chapters
oh 400 pages isnt that bad
noo 
LMAO no
also chapters aren’t a great way to measure length tbf, chapter length just depends on the author
400 pages for 40k books is like standard?
(PLS)
Easy.

yeah I suppose thats true
I was reading 800 page novels in 6th grade...
@sullen forge @merry flume are yall on
Look at mister fucking smart ass over ere
yes
kingmaker has 37
i don't know about average because i only own 3 
not yet
I know you're Byeah
wheres gale boy
Yeah
@merry flume hmu
38 chapters in this one
i am acoustic
how about i just hit you
They said no so you absolutely are a bottom. Take the L.
please?
Byeah.

actual reading
THEY"VE BARED THE GATES
🤯
i can’t really do audiobooks
really?
GET THE BATERING RAM
I guess sometimes audio books can be slow
Meow and I agree on something???
or the narrator's voice might suck
i just get distracted, and i prefer to read at my own pace
lmao
audiobooks are too slow
haha yesss
oh yeah thats fair
i am a very fast reader
How and why did it ping the wrong person
limp wristed malice boy
one time i wondered if there was subtitles for audio books
whatever the message was sent
LMFAO
IM NOT MALICE BOY IM NOT
maybe you DO belong in zealot chat

we are all tards here
You are.
Stinky little malice boy.
can i join
Average Zealot Player
To be fair I was playing like absolute shit all night.
i hate autism speaks
do you play vrchat
worst organization ever
i was also using rashad axe to be fair
My last game today was an auric mael and I out dps'd both the plasma voc vets.
LMFAO
not
VR chat is for icky people.
Fucking hell.
How could you do this to me Meow?
im the most normal vrchat player
I really gotta stop opening discord in public
false
Time for Meow to stare at paper and hallucinate.
funniest thing was meeting victuals on vrc just to realize i'd already met him before
small world
i
Simp.
Yeah ngl I would KMS if I met any of you on any other game ngl
yeah can you imagine how dog ass psycho is at SM2
id kill myself if I queue'd with him
🙄
modern day icarus over here
I remember when helldivers 2 first dropped and I was playing it and noticed that I had matchmade with my old destiny 2 clan leader from literal years ago
are you getting back on psycho
When the playerbase was in the hundred thousands
and then u switch to the block powerfist and u die
it was fate
me vic gale
yes>?
rn
Alr I'll play a couple
Worlds most FUCKING BORING
i am already in voice chat with gamers 😔
Maelstrom ever
That same person banned me from the clan at one point for lfging too many raids
Then brought me back in a few months later because I had gotten all of the raid titles and could teach raids now
insane
peak mael be sure to bring smite
Is that not literally just a STG+hounds mission
who has MMT code

yes
💀

It was hilariously petty and he realized it in hindsight
i've only ever done 1 d2 raid
which one
Lemme look up how many I've done
fuckk no find another
I'd say give 2 mins, my food just arrived but im not going to eat it right now
i did crypt with some clan that offered to teach me, i did the mechs and did pretty good
i got eyes of tomorrow first try and the owner who'd done like 80 runs with no drop got pissed and kicked me out of the guild
I hate that throneside missions
I just gotta go grab it
cant find another
peak
Malice boy
I've done 487 raids in d2 on my main account
I love Crypt
it was all a ploy, i like being called names
That doesn't include my alt or any recoveries I've done
Died 2 times one cause by me other the game fucking you over
rex user
Or d1
only to end it off with the fucking Burgle command grabbing you

the rot takes you
How does one get the food but not be compelled to eat
the rot consumes!!!!
Mods
Ban this person for coming to zealot chat to get off

based
Name thief, gets told to stfu by his betters
It's zealover
paradise suggested it and i thought i was paying homage to a great player :)))
thats just called pan pizza 
Good day, dorn
ACCEPT THE FUCKING MISSION
Hi
gale might have went to grab his food
we're cooked
I know you're one of the elite karkers in the community
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
HE'S GUNKIIIINGGG 😱
No
i’m walking in a walmart rn
can’t really read a book like that
audiobook solos
this is peak ngl
walmart sucks
