zealot-class

[lunar fable]

bibeo gaem

[frozen kernel]

Should I put stamina regen or sprint eff on my trinket?

Im leaning towards stamina because stamina doesnt drain when Im sliding across the floor

[south grove]

wtf...

[grizzled aspen]

Don't post stuff like that of me, smh...

[obsidian prairie]

Stam regen

[south grove]

why he do that

[spare talon]

live footage of me looking through the darktide subreddit

[sullen forge]

You find any gems cole?

[light badge]

Accurate

[spare talon]

i found "knife is great at horde clear"

[lunar fable]

https://tenor.com/view/scratching-my-nuts-gif-16799734835953594490

[south grove]

can we get actual buff reject

[sullen forge]

The frogs that die faster than hamsters

[grizzled aspen]

This fucking sucks.

[lunar fable]

not again

[grizzled aspen]

Kill redditors with hammers.

[ornate bone]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1110953288259608706/1280020756100677672/caption.gif

[south grove]

I can't be rambo next update without the abs

[spare talon]

https://tenor.com/view/persona-4-p4-p4g-persona-4-golden-peak-gif-11229309222352318392

[light badge]

Beat redditors to death with the grip of a laspistol

[south grove]

holy peak

[grizzled aspen]

The only thing I think should be added is a struggle mechanic against trappers and dogs.

[obsidian prairie]

ew dc mk1

[spare talon]

actually zealots being immune to trappers is something i can get behind

[south grove]

this is the best idea conceived in the history of mankind

[sullen forge]

I really want to know the context behind that machine

[grizzled aspen]

Ogryns have an easier time struggling.

Otherwise, gtfo with that idea entirely.

[south grove]

mk1 looks cooler

let's be honest with ourselves

[obsidian prairie]

it looks stupid

[rocky nacelle]

Why did you post an image of cole

[obsidian prairie]

mk4 is best

[south grove]

nuh uh

[lunar fable]

i prefer to beat them with my catachan revolver

[grizzled aspen]

All the dclaws look stupid.

[lunar fable]

[south grove]

mb gang

[light badge]

You look stupid

[south grove]

pistol whipping

[light badge]

I'm sorry that was mean

[grizzled aspen]

Comes free with having that thick fucking spine on the blade for no reason.

[obsidian prairie]

Yes but thats unrelated

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/yugioh-no-u-no-you-reverse-uno-uno-gif-22508660

[south grove]

yippeeeee

how did you even get that

I want it now

I want to pistol whip too

[light badge]

Shout to my mom

[lunar fable]

weapon customization with an extension

[light badge]

She's pretty cool

[lunar fable]

[rocky nacelle]

wholesome mom moment

[south grove]

which extension

[rocky nacelle]

nice

[south grove]

or is it a private one

[ornate bone]

My guess is it's some sort of cleaning machine designed for animals that are a tiny bit hostile to people cleaning them

[grizzled aspen]

Probably a de louser.

[ornate bone]

Or even to spray the animal with something for fleas and other tiny shit on it

[sullen forge]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VfSl0iGAus

Found it

2009 video

holy fucking ancient

[lunar fable]

it should be the mt plugin

[spare talon]

i love microwaving kittens

[south grove]

yes please

yippeee

[sullen forge]

Watching the video you can see the cat go from

oh this is cool

to

fear

[grizzled aspen]

I am going to explode now.

[lunar fable]

goodbye

[grizzled aspen]

Ate an Arby's turkey sandwich and now my tummy hurts.

[south grove]

plaguetoad

[modern lintel]

me when the burgle gets me

[sullen forge]

Im witnessing a murder live

[sullen forge]

That goes so hard

VLONE WARRIOR

[grizzled aspen]

"Mom, for the last time, it isn't shit between my asscheeks, its gamer gunk!"

[spare talon]

what did you mean by this........

[grizzled aspen]

This is why he is unepic.

[paper harness]

Is this the one

[light badge]

This is me when I fucking get you

[grizzled aspen]

I'm not apologizing.

[paper harness]

I spent 10 hours arguing balance on Reddit

Cannot be worse

[lunar fable]

i forgot pc got nerfed

it's still so free

[rocky nacelle]

you wish toilet lid user

[sullen forge]

needs another one

[south grove]

literally nothing can stop the concept of power cycler from being OP

unless they nerf the actual weapon

[sullen forge]

Mods, Nerf Powerswords again and ghost the Veteran Chat when it happens

https://tenor.com/view/lowtiergod-mods-point-kill-ban-gif-9998995433255585134

[modern lintel]

still need power cycler thunder hammer

[sullen forge]

I think its hilarious, me as a Vet main see nothing of value was lost if the PS's get nerfed again lmao

[grizzled aspen]

They need to buff uncharged power sword damage so I can fucking use it without having to stare at a poxwalker for 2 seconds before chopping off his stupid head.

[obsidian prairie]

I think it makes it more personal

[grizzled aspen]

Utterly insane that they forgot a power sword is still a damn sword.

[lunar fable]

i'll be laughing at the other people who play vet if pc gets nerfed again

[sullen forge]

Me slowly sawing the poxers head off

[light badge]

As long as the Crusher 2 tap still exists, power sword remains goated with the sauce

[obsidian prairie]

You are just staring at them across your sword while turning it on

[acoustic dune]

activate on crit and give you 100% crit chance when active

[rocky nacelle]

I have this saved on Instagram lmfao

[obsidian prairie]

"you're fucking next" energy

[rocky nacelle]

goated vid

[spare talon]

outdamaging a ps plasma krak voc vet is better than sex
not that i know what sex is like but my point still stands

[sullen forge]

I- yeah no you're right

out damaging a Zarona user

with a fucking HHA

is also pretty good

[grizzled aspen]

Here's a thought, chance power cycle to be a crit chance boost when you turn the sword on instead of being bonus swings, and then boost the crit damage it deals by a lot.

And then buff the uncharged damage.

Because it's still a sword.

[obsidian prairie]

Power cycler being like warp flurry would be neat

would work with the name

[acoustic dune]

how would that work?

[grizzled aspen]

(I'm using the argument that Vulkan uses when he is given his hammer; quote: "It is still a hammer.")

[paper harness]

Based

[obsidian prairie]

+x% charge speed and stacks if you recharge while stack is up, caps at y stacks

[grizzled aspen]

Salamanders are my favorite chapter. I would be doing my Primarch a disservice by forgetting his words.

[grizzled aspen]

The flesh is weak, but deeds remain.

[grizzled aspen]

What I imagine Dorn and this Darcy character arguing is like.

[spare talon]

i love these

[obsidian prairie]

I need more of these

[grizzled aspen]

You know, I really don't regret the gamer gunk thing now that you posted this.

[obsidian prairie]

This makes me lose faith

[sullen forge]

I respect it, I’m a Carcharodon fan so I really can’t say much

[sullen forge]

Why did he do that…

[grizzled aspen]

Aren't they a successor chapter to salamanders?

[sullen forge]

No

[grizzled aspen]

Or is it uh...

Space sharks?

[sullen forge]

Supposedly Raven Guard

[grizzled aspen]

Brain hurty.

[sullen forge]

Yeah they’re the space sharks

[grizzled aspen]

WHAT THE FUCK CHAPTER IS THE SUCCESSOR TO SALAMANDERS

I SWEAR I REMEMBER THERE IS ONE

[sullen forge]

But the rumor is their origin is from Raven Guard

[sullen forge]

Are they borderline mutants

[grizzled aspen]

I dont know anymore.

I've been awake for way too long to be racking my brain for any information beyond what I ate today.

[sullen forge]

Cause I’m assuming you’re thinking of the Black Dragons

[grizzled aspen]

Google says there's 2 potential successor chapters of salamanders. @sullen forge

[copper hawk]

Vacuum capsule

[light badge]

Could someone check if this is the demonpost version

[modern lintel]

storm giants sorta kinda

[light badge]

I'm not at my pc rn and wanted to check

[copper hawk]

Not downloading a file from any of you

[grizzled aspen]

Black dragons, like you said, and an unsanctioned experiment by Caul called the Dark Crackers (literally what Google says).

[sullen forge]

Dark Crackers

[spare talon]

ip logger

[rocky nacelle]

Hahnda can be trusted with discord links

: )

[sullen forge]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-monkey-keyboard-monkey-typing-ip-logger-gif-20982979

[light badge]

It's true

I'm just eating my steak and provolone with garlic Aeoli sandwich rn

I couldn't commit a crime if I wanted to

[modern lintel]

aoeli mayo in disguise the devils condiement

[rocky nacelle]

why would you flex food

I’m hungry after that haunted house

[light badge]

Because it's subway

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/hatred-flabbergasted-cat-men-hero-gif-23351070

ew fire house solos

MIDWAY

[light badge]

It'd not really that much of a flex now is it lol

[grizzled aspen]

You went to subway and didn't get a chicken bacon ranch sub? Mid.

[light badge]

Sogway

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/furious-gif-26366448

[rocky nacelle]

it’s a flex simply because I’m hungry

and you’re eating and I’m not

[grizzled aspen]

I'm like 95% certain that cat is struggling to take a dump.

[grizzled aspen]

DIE

HOW DARE YOU

[spare talon]

point and laugh
he fell for it

[grizzled aspen]

YOUVE MADE ME LOOK LIKE A FOOL FOR THE LAST TIME

GUARDS, FEED HER TO THE STRANGE CREATURE THAT LURKS IN THE WOODS

[light badge]

The strange creature that lurks in the woods has a crush on me

L

[grizzled aspen]

Proof?

That's what I thought. Go get eaten alive, 10head.

[light badge]

Oh ill be getting eaten alright

Just not in the way you want

[sullen forge]

The wendigo in the woods stalks me nightly

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/salto-hit-dbs-dragon-ball-gif-18528172

[grizzled aspen]

Why are you like this?

[sullen forge]

Zomboid gameplay

[rocky nacelle]

that sounds a bit too slaaneshian sibling

you must be disciplined

https://tenor.com/view/kiryu-slapping-yakuza-haruka-gif-16227101

[rotund shoal]

🤨

[grizzled aspen]

Ayo?

[sullen forge]

https://tenor.com/view/lowtiergod-mods-point-kill-ban-gif-9998995433255585134

[grizzled aspen]

We lost Para.

[rocky nacelle]

gooner alerts

imagine auto thinking about a goon activity with the word discipline

outed yourselves

[south grove]

can we get drip like this

[spare talon]

japanese people twitter

[south grove]

when will fatshark make something peak

[rocky nacelle]

💢💢💢💢💢💢

[light badge]

They are currently making peak

[grizzled aspen]

💢

[spare talon]

😭😭😭😭

[light badge]

Train level with a built in timer

[rocky nacelle]

OOOOOOOOOOUUUU

[light badge]

It's so peak

[south grove]

where is my the deep costume

[spare talon]

UOOOOOOHHHHHH

[sullen forge]

I fucking hate being reminded about that

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/tunnel-sex-japanese-man-scream-screaming-gif-25201919

[south grove]

give me real drip

[sullen forge]

Please para and Cole let me remain ignorant to that

[grizzled aspen]

It's joever, we lost Cole.

[south grove]

I need a new pfp

[south grove]

I'm uncreative

help me

[spare talon]

its over
making a joke in 2024 is illegal

[rocky nacelle]

You feel your sins crawling on your back

[sullen forge]

Shit is so unbelievably vile

[south grove]

I need an outfit like that in darktide

[rocky nacelle]

This is me btw

[sullen forge]

No it’s not

You’re the beetle I found crawling outside my house last night

[grizzled aspen]

You literally posted a Japanese Twitter comp knowing the posts in it.

I'm going to kill you with a rock.

[rocky nacelle]

BEETLE, Kamen rider reference

literally me

https://tenor.com/view/古加-gif-25888225

[sullen forge]

It was a huge ass beetle so like I mean I suppose

Cool bug I found outside

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/kamen-rider-kabuto-kamen-rider-kabuto-仮面ライダーカブト-仮面ライダー-gif-25262304

[frozen kernel]

Is blood redemption worth sacrificing anything in the tree for?

[rocky nacelle]

not really

no

[rotund shoal]

its the "my weapon is not crit enough for scourge" node

[obsidian prairie]

This is the worst thing I have ever seen

[spare talon]

good

[frozen kernel]

[laughs nervously]

[copper hawk]

Japanese twitter

Jesus christ

[obsidian prairie]

I have posted it elsewhere immediately after seeing it

[copper hawk]

Shred ,, on II ,,

Whaddagloop ,,

[frozen kernel]

It's certainly not ideal

[spare talon]

i love that compilation as the perfect example of what i mean when i say japanese people twitter

[copper hawk]

Whaddagloop . Whadda flippin gloope .

[frozen kernel]

Still a fun weapon to have in the closet tho

[copper hawk]

Explainz ursalf

2 the council of Nicea

[frozen kernel]

Well you see

[copper hawk]

NOW

[frozen kernel]

There's this funny little icon beside it

[rocky nacelle]

Is typing like this a requirement for a femboy

[south grove]

I'm sanctioned

see

[copper hawk]

Thisnis the council

B.t.w (by the way,(

[rocky nacelle]

The council of estrogen and soy

[south grove]

I really don't like that cat

I want to bash its head in with a shovel

the way it smiles is taunting me

[sullen forge]

Holy shit lmao

[frozen kernel]

I dont know any of these characters

[sullen forge]

Beat me to it

[south grove]

I only recognize two because they were talking about them a few days ago

[rotund shoal]

whhats the oen with blue hair i know it from somewhere

[spare talon]

none of them have blue hair

[rotund shoal]

purple blue

[spare talon]

oh niko

[rotund shoal]

3rd from the right

[spare talon]

from one shot

[south grove]

the thing that dunks

idk its name

[spare talon]

niko

from one shot

[south grove]

this is real peak

[frozen kernel]

So close yet so far

[spare talon]

me when i download an entire video and trim it to one specific moment as a reaction to send in chat and no one thinks its funny

https://tenor.com/view/spiderman-sad-spiderman-sad-walking-spiderman-spiderman-web-of-shadows-gif-22616155

[rocky nacelle]

owned

[spare talon]

https://tenor.com/view/ash-baby-gif-7280845142657635823

[rocky nacelle]

just post slurs instead

everyone laughs at those

[spare talon]

true

[rocky nacelle]

also unironically that haunted house got me wet, they sprayed me with water at a point

pretty funny

[light badge]

It got you wet

then sprayed you with water

Interesting sequence of words

[ornate bone]

you know what they say about guys with big shoes

[spare talon]

that they make a lot of money with feet pics

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/dreamed-judgement-minos-ultrakill-gif-25644525

[rocky nacelle]

not hearing this from a TOILET LID sibling

💅

bleach your toilet lid

stinker

[spare talon]

https://tenor.com/view/ultrakill-cute-cute-cat-kiss-kiss-me-gif-24184747

[light badge]

They got HUGE ||S||OCKS

[rocky nacelle]

omg hi guts omg guts hi !!!

[rocky nacelle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muCPTBgGbEQ

[light badge]

I love you Gabriel door

[frozen kernel]

I have a spare node. +15 Toughness vs +5% Toughness Damage Reduction, go

[rocky nacelle]

TDR

[frozen kernel]

Sold to the man with fast fingers

[rocky nacelle]

though toughness benefits more if you're a better dodger

TDR is a safety net

(always good to have)

[spare talon]

it amazes me how the ultrakill ost is some of the only breakcore that i like cuz the drums dont overpower or outright replace the rest of the instrumentation

[rocky nacelle]

ultrakill ost is just peak

[rotund shoal]

erm actually this is liquid jungle house

akshually

[rocky nacelle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cI5V_8RErzI

AHHHHHHHH

Free at Last.

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/ultrakill-minos-prime-minos-v1-gif-2894075759939919595

[ivory marlin]

Guys i just hit the best siege clip of 2024

[rotund shoal]

Send this to my lil brother he'd love it

[ivory marlin]

Ita my new strat wiff the observation blocker 7 times then 1 tap a guy

[frozen kernel]

Trying to shed TWBS so I'll try reduction for a couple games

[spare talon]

me when i listen to liquid shitcore with major poop-punk elements

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/persona-fans-persona-persona5-joker-joker-persona5-gif-19327468

[ivory marlin]

Idk your little brother

[rocky nacelle]

silence persona fan

[ivory marlin]

Is he john 2?

[rotund shoal]

Yeah

[ivory marlin]

Oh ok

Sent

[grizzled aspen]

Weird alien weapons, in Freeman's ass? More likely than you think.

[spare talon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/211203478284926976/1286908909860290621/caption.gif

[rocky nacelle]

oh boy

another ultrakill autism I must compete with

besides meow

why do I do this to myself

[grizzled aspen]

Never played ultrakill.

[rotund shoal]

its great

[grizzled aspen]

Probably won't.

[rocky nacelle]

you'd die to sentries

they're just like snipers

[spare talon]

p2 is what made me say "yeah i think im good"
ive p ranked everything before than but p2 is where i draw the line, it just wont be fun trying to p rank it so i wont

[grizzled aspen]

I'm going to light you on fire.

[rocky nacelle]

I kill flamers and bombers before they get fire off

[grizzled aspen]

No, I'm just going to flamer you at point blank.

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/sisyphus-camus-philosophy-gif-27655787

[grizzled aspen]

The whole tank until you're just ashes and dust.

[rocky nacelle]

Keep EM COMIN

not gonna lie

one of the worst ideas ive ever had in gaming

was deciding to play P2

after not playing ultrakill for 3-4 months

I beat it

but there was definitely a cost

got to hear this doe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5q4uYj-gyg

[rocky nacelle]

vs susie mention

[grizzled aspen]

I have performed the forbidden combo.

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/deltarune-lancer-lancer-deltarune-undertale-gif-23130064

[grizzled aspen]

Cough > burp > vomit.

I am in pain and crying now.

[south grove]

burgle

!!

burgle alert!!!

[grizzled aspen]

Ok Cica alt.

[light badge]

🫂

[rocky nacelle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGuDpoJNImA

https://tenor.com/view/docspin-bttv-dr-disrespect-twitch-spinning-gif-16447597

stanky guitar 🎸

sex

[grizzled aspen]

I uh...

[south grove]

I hope you're okay

[grizzled aspen]

I dont think you should be posting dr disrespect and then instantly saying anything remotely nsfw afterward.

Considering, yknow, recent events.

[rocky nacelle]

dont care

not stopping my memes

https://tenor.com/view/mods-ultrakill-gabriel-low-tier-god-gif-12014517738974639816

[ornate bone]

https://tenor.com/view/metaphor-refantazio-metaphor-refantazio-atlus-jrpg-gif-10541305855130747440

[south grove]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1259717095382319218/1281987725955825695/attachment.gif

[grizzled aspen]

I'm good but goddamn I have tears running down my face and I can't stop coughing now.

That Arby's sandwich is trying to fucking kill me.

[rocky nacelle]

yea i havent thrown up in a long fucking time

[rotund shoal]

Yeah thats a step too far for this chat definitely

[rocky nacelle]

but I always hated it

[rocky nacelle]

the burning sensation in your mouth/throat

is death

(also obviously the smell)

[grizzled aspen]

"Spongebob, promise me you'll never eat at Arby's."

[spare talon]

keygen church mentioned
release the master boot record links

https://open.spotify.com/track/4WxmlI6IjRJJYcfRHU25BB?si=3a339ff1bc4145da
https://open.spotify.com/track/2yLa3vTYm9y5CUjdKMOZgC?si=f884ffe79f634c2e

[rocky nacelle]

sounds good

[south grove]

irl rager

[rocky nacelle]

like the 2nd one more

[spare talon]

cuz this is the same person

[south grove]

that's a lot of stims

[spare talon]

these are the only 2 that were embedding

[grizzled aspen]

How does he scratch his back???

[rocky nacelle]

a back scratcher

what an idiot

[grizzled aspen]

My shoulders aren't as big as his and I have trouble scratching mine, can't imagine how he does it.

[light badge]

Giant abrasive sponge

[south grove]

holy fuck

[grizzled aspen]

Minecraft skeleton noises.

[astral hound]

That's why the perps always comply

[south grove]

I'm underweight but that's deathly underweight

[astral hound]

The ones that don't get used as back scratchers

[rotund shoal]

Isnt that ronnie

coleman

[grizzled aspen]

A fate worse than death.

[spare talon]

https://youtu.be/RbHfqAa_uBk?si=0Wdo-b-nH1im6eJ3&t=50

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/скелет-майнкрафт-minecraft-skeleton-gif-8136401410151794596

[grizzled aspen]

RAAAA GOJO GOT CUT IN HALF

[rotund shoal]

Nurgle-Suppository new name

[spare talon]

fully synthesized metal music

[rocky nacelle]

localized

entirely within your pc

[spare talon]

keygen church is just master boot record with church organs

[south grove]

ngl he's probably gonna be brought back

[rocky nacelle]

i was watching that hahnda

rude

[astral hound]

a fine addition to my collection

[light badge]

I did not realize it was that meme

Oops

[grizzled aspen]

WHOEVER POSTED THAT, YOU NEED TO BE BEATEN TO DEATH

[rocky nacelle]

did it turn into slurs

[grizzled aspen]

HOW DARE YOU MAKE ME SEE THAT WITH MY OWN EYES

[south grove]

they brought back higgy, todo, and nobara

[astral hound]

wdyt about occams laser, cole?

[light badge]

extremely low quality homosexual nsfw

[rocky nacelle]

LMFAO

[light badge]

My mistake

[south grove]

literally inconsequencial arc

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/goro-majima-kazuma-kiryu-yakuza-kiss-gay-love-gender-ryu-ga-gotoku-goro-majima-kiryu-kazuma-yakuza-gay-gif-22218833

[grizzled aspen]

WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT SAVED???

[spare talon]

looks familiar

[grizzled aspen]

@light badge ANSWER ME

[ornate bone]

ARE YOU BEING HOME OF PHOBIC

[rocky nacelle]

he is

hes scared of the monster house !

[astral hound]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyS2EgLcdM8

[grizzled aspen]

THIS TIME IT WAS FORCED UPON ME, I THINK I HAVE A REASON TO BE UPSET

[spare talon]

but master boot record has literally like a billion songs @rocky nacelle @astral hound

[placid fiber]

Maybe the phobic home is a nice place to live...?

[rocky nacelle]

hes scared of the monster house

[south grove]

time to rerun

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/shooting-my-son-with-a-glock-gif-22402347

[grizzled aspen]

I'm going to go bleach my eyeballs now.

[grizzled aspen]

NO YOU STOP IT

YOURE BANNED FROM POSTING MEMES ANYMORE

[rotund shoal]

Kid has more aura than 95% of adult

[rocky nacelle]

hahnda finish your sog way sangwich

[spare talon]

https://youtu.be/RNOUJZlR0p4?si=vBVVV8q11fsHFOqa&t=138

[rotund shoal]

Crackhead energy

[paper harness]

https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkTide/s/N5nrisrswr

[south grove]

https://tenor.com/view/swing-gif-18612030

that's it guys

I'm leaving this world

[paper harness]

Psyker chat is one chat below, go there

[grizzled aspen]

Godspeed, soldier.

[light badge]

ick

[astral hound]

& all of them are bangers...

[paper harness]

Staff psyker is as bad as plasma

[rocky nacelle]

[light badge]

True!

[paper harness]

Yet you continue to play it

[rocky nacelle]

i use void scriers fuck what dorn says

[light badge]

Particularly Void

[rocky nacelle]

(its broken)

[placid fiber]

Is this still allowed, since it isn't a meme? :3

[rotund shoal]

Knife zealot is just as bad

[light badge]

Nope

I play laspistol now

[paper harness]

Not really comparable

[grizzled aspen]

Yeah, you're not Hahnda. She's banned from showing me memes.

[median steeple]

Do NOT use any unique weapons, you MUST only use knife and revolver

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/356498503847116801/1286870617202753556/21st_night_of_september.mp4?ex=66ef7b28&is=66ee29a8&hm=d188e6650cf22e89dc3b2a90eddeef133ad403fae67f87ab7163b17f7d9d0088&

[spare talon]

hilarious

[grizzled aspen]

If you saw what I saw you would agree.

[paper harness]

A knife kills one enemy at a time, trauma kills 10

[placid fiber]

Just had to ask... u know... for a friend...

[rocky nacelle]

void kills 10 maulers at a time

[grizzled aspen]

I refuse to click on any more of Hahnda's memes now.

[rotund shoal]

Cope

[grizzled aspen]

The mental flashbang was too much.

[light badge]

I'm sorry that was an accident :(

[rocky nacelle]

the jokes write themselves

[median steeple]

kbitty

[rocky nacelle]

frog scared of men

[grizzled aspen]

Why do you even have that saved?

[paper harness]

I’ll just publish Selective matchmaking to remove psykers from able to q into

[rocky nacelle]

frog you're asking a chick why they have homo nsfw saved

re think that

lmfao

[astral hound]

Did your parents ever give you the birds and the bees talk

[light badge]

I like bait and switch thug memes

I find them funny

[grizzled aspen]

I think I'm the one in the right mindset here.

[rocky nacelle]

the answer may surprise you

[paper harness]

I am a rather notable advocate of nerfing knife

[placid fiber]

Man... out of all of the starting items(that you can take) that +100 rupees is so good... I wish the others could compare to it, better...

[grizzled aspen]

Your sense of humor scares me.

[rocky nacelle]

exactly

ninja twerk is the best meme

(the black guy twerking to ran off on the plug)

🐐

[spare talon]

last year i just kept asking my mom "do you remember?" for the entire day and she almost fucking snapped on me cuz of it

[median steeple]

do it again this year

[paper harness]

2/3 blitz, 2/3 combat abilities 3/4 staffs

[rotund shoal]

Oh I thought you meant 9/11

[paper harness]

3/3 keystones

[light badge]

Me in response to every smite user

[rocky nacelle]

almost saw hahnda get eaten alive by soyker chat earlier

because they were trying to defend the smite user

[grizzled aspen]

Ok I clicked on that one by accident and it's pretty funny, I'm going to forget the thug bait and switch you hit me with. Just never hit me with another.

[median steeple]

rework smite into a single target destroyer with a long cool down

[rocky nacelle]

"erm you just ran ahead"

[median steeple]

I will be the only person to use it

https://tenor.com/view/worldbox-smited-lightning-gif-17816464421779196148

[grizzled aspen]

So... surge.

[median steeple]

No

[astral hound]

league of legends smite...

[median steeple]

Surge sucks at even doing single target

[grizzled aspen]

I suggested a proper lightning bolt shot from the hand.

[light badge]

I admit that I fucked up my positioning, but I also maintain that I would've been thrown to safety if she didn't smite that mutant

[grizzled aspen]

Basically reskin current plasma.

[astral hound]

I will fist fight you

[rocky nacelle]

2 things can be true

[median steeple]

you can all you li ke

it's my fav staff

[rocky nacelle]

and both are true in this case

[median steeple]

but it just sucks

[astral hound]

surge is peak

[median steeple]

sadly you are wrong and insane

[light badge]

Surge is the only actually balanced staff

[median steeple]

we must commit you

[astral hound]

i have done nothing but play surge for the last 200h of game time

it's so peak

it's the best weapon in the game

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/struggle-sisyphus-gif-4952086791107433131

[grizzled aspen]

Surge is actually really fun to use.

[astral hound]

ok scratch that

300h now

[median steeple]

erm it's not the brainer shovel

[grizzled aspen]

It's a shame you only get like 3 casts before you pop though.

[astral hound]

i used to think that ds4 was the best weapon but now the zealots will get it so it's got the cooties

[ornate bone]

me

[median steeple]

I'm talking about turning smite into literally summoning a lightning bolt from the heavens to kill dumbass enemies

[paper harness]

Nope

[light badge]

The obvious answer is using Deimos and Illisi

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/yapping-yapping-level-today-catastrophic-yapanese-gif-13513208407930173397

[astral hound]

switched to deimos...

[rocky nacelle]

the answer is DBarrel mk6 scriers

[paper harness]

This has been suggested before, limited target stun, instantly pumps peril to 100

[rocky nacelle]

but everyone too pussy

[median steeple]

deimos is more fun than DS4

[spare talon]

deimos impact on stabs is absolutely insane

[astral hound]

smite should be 5x as powerful but hit teammates

[median steeple]

You know what

[light badge]

NO

[median steeple]

make smite kill the user

[rocky nacelle]

give an even bigger reason for smitekers to get team killed

why not

[astral hound]

i really like how i can smack a crusher in the face with the h2 and it just flies

[spare talon]

make smite instantly delete your account when you use it

[light badge]

Smitekers are already cancer, let's just make them the only class able to kill you

[paper harness]

https://tenor.com/view/thomas-shelby-blocked-message-1blocked-message-gif-26596700

[spare talon]

make smite kill the player irl when used

[grizzled aspen]

Might wanna spoiler this due to epilepsy.

[median steeple]

using smite allows fatshark to legally kill you

[astral hound]

already in the EULA, next

[rocky nacelle]

@spare talon if you have twitter you need to follow the best account ever made

[light badge]

Just brushed my teeth

[rocky nacelle]

its this

[median steeple]

I'll do it because I hate looking at gifs that loop really fast not because you told me to

[rocky nacelle]

https://fxtwitter.com/Narugod5/status/1837335984649773567

[light badge]

Shit felt so damn good

[rocky nacelle]

this account is so fucking funny

[light badge]

I would highly recommend

[spare talon]

i do not use twitter

[paper harness]

Where is my 3veg consignment yard

[rocky nacelle]

uses reddit

[median steeple]

use the mod

[grizzled aspen]

It was a recommendation. I didn't tell you to do anything.

[rocky nacelle]

I forgot you chose that as your choice of poison

[median steeple]

instead of gambling

[paper harness]

Consignment doesn’t count

For true solos

[rocky nacelle]

clandestium gloriana

[copper hawk]

oh my god this is awesome

[spare talon]

theres no way this isnt satire

[paper harness]

Lowest map spawn rate

[copper hawk]

smh dorn doesnt read my dms

he hates me

[rocky nacelle]

thats what makes it the best account ever

cica

[paper harness]

I read them

[rocky nacelle]

did you just fucking type that

did you actually just say that

[copper hawk]

lmfao

yup

[rocky nacelle]

yeah you're blocked

[copper hawk]

[paper harness]

Or Baross

[rocky nacelle]

since you're just about as equally ASS at responding

[copper hawk]

LMFAOO

[rocky nacelle]

kill everyone thats not me

[spare talon]

i couldnt handle this for more than 3 minutes

[light badge]

So what maps are kino for true solo that don't require Invisibility for hacking?

[paper harness]

You never need stealth

[rocky nacelle]

never responds

[paper harness]

I hate stealth users

[rocky nacelle]

deleting discord and killing everyone

[median steeple]

Ok which one of yous tried sending me the quran

because that's hilarious but gawd damn

[spare talon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046913589614747719/1284620687012659200/4x-2.gif

[paper harness]

It’s not a true solo if you run away from everything

Only counts if you push 1.5m damage or more

[light badge]

Noted

Any recommendations?

[median steeple]

using your mind to kill things

[paper harness]

Baross or gloriana

[spare talon]

yknow ive never actually tried a true solo, the mods required for that really do not like my pc so i just not use thme

[paper harness]

Silo cluster is cancer

I will never try it

[spare talon]

why is that

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/fax-my-brother-spit-yo-shit-indeed-tellmeits0ver-cat-gif-18001869000166970593

[spare talon]

mid or end event

[paper harness]

End

[spare talon]

true
also the starting stairs

[rocky nacelle]

bro

90% of pubs dont make it past silo cluster stairs

on maelstroms

[rotund shoal]

which mods specifically

do you mean true solo + true solo qol or like more

[paper harness]

Qol is required

I have a few custom ones

[spare talon]

i dont remember, i just remember my game shitting itself multiple times in succession when i tried

[paper harness]

Need to finish tweaking engine spawns

If they won’t fix spawns, I will for myself

[lunar fable]

what

first horde 2 hard

plz nerf

[paper harness]

Both assassination missions are extremely hard on true solo

[spare talon]

its the fact that gunners and specialists from lower floors can hit you while on the stairs, while melee elites block the way down

[median steeple]

silo cluster is just mega boring

Shit sucks

[paper harness]

This is also true!

[median steeple]

Nothing will match the peak that is magistrati

[paper harness]

Based

[rocky nacelle]

bulwarks block stairs

5 gunners sniping

2 snipers on the roof

[paper harness]

Ultra difficult if 2 bosses show up in that arena

[rocky nacelle]

3 bombers bombing

[paper harness]

No way to break aggro

[rocky nacelle]

flamers going UP AND DOWN THE STAIRS

CAUSE FLAMERS DONT CARE ABOUT HEIGHT AT ALL

GRAHHHHHHHH

[spare talon]

and a burster on a pear tree

[paper harness]

Without gay baby jail level shit (stealth)

[rocky nacelle]

flamers should not be able to just cross gaps and ignore level height

lmfao

[median steeple]

fighting bosses in that mission is always fun (unless that game spawns 3 tox bombers)

[rocky nacelle]

very annoying

[median steeple]

I just hate the stupid little bastards

[rocky nacelle]

I can understand a flamer with high ground

burning lower ground

but low ground reaching up on high ground

thanks fat shit very cool

[paper harness]

Most true solos are 3vegs anyway, no tox bombers

[rocky nacelle]

[placid fiber]

You know... when you kill the enemy soldier guys in the roguelike and a bunch of money explodes out of them... it makes me feel like I just killed him on payday...

[median steeple]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pRihxvk4YY

this mid event fucking blows with pubs

not even a mid event

[rocky nacelle]

this mid event is god tier for anyone with a brain

ez farm

but no psycho is right

people fucking suck at the first gloriana event

lmfao

its insane

[ornate bone]

bro doesn't know narugod

[rocky nacelle]

ptsd

[paper harness]

I had a run earlier, 2 700s died four times in that event

https://tenor.com/view/ryan-gosling-sad-sad-gosling-blade-runner-snow-ryan-gosling-blade-runner-sad-gif-10329809086636681181

IQ check

[median steeple]

last time I died there was when I was mega death stun locked by a horde of gunners and shooters, fastest I've ever died in this game

[rocky nacelle]

murder this gremlin

[south grove]

I appreciate the realism from fatshark

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-punch-ishowspeed-ishowspeed-punching-camera-speed-punches-camera-ishowspeed-camera-punch-gif-24804660

[median steeple]

except the fire fucking TRACKING you

Sentient angry fire

[rocky nacelle]

wym bro its not hype that it tracks you

over gaps

under levels

above levels

[south grove]

warpfire!!!

[rocky nacelle]

and anywhere else?

[south grove]

chaos god fuckery!!!

[south grove]

idk tbh

no way to excuse it

[median steeple]

poxwalkers are juicing

[spare talon]

literally the same game btw

[median steeple]

holy shit

[rocky nacelle]

psycho saw me get stun locked earlier

by a gunner across the map

we lost

[median steeple]

turkish kiryu

[rocky nacelle]

getting staggered as fucking soyker

man

https://tenor.com/view/kanye-west-kanyewest-yeezy-meme-gif-22503154

basically how it feels

[median steeple]

I would've been alive but someone fucking shot or stunned the PB which caused it to ignore my push

[rocky nacelle]

it was probably the other vet

yam was fine

(also has a brain)

I wasnt next to you guys when you and the other vet died

[spare talon]

i dont play psyker as much cuz literally any mistake results in instant death with how i play the game

[south grove]

I just papercut myself down the middle of my pointer

[median steeple]

can't believe bro just let that pb kill him

[south grove]

I'm screwed

[ornate bone]

just don't make mistakes???????????????

[rocky nacelle]

thats exactly why I play my DBarrel Mk6 gunker build

it rewards peak performance

and feels good

(then I die)

and it feels bad

https://tenor.com/view/kiryu-statue-punch-yakuza-kiwami-yakuza-gif-18284709

[spare talon]

but the moment you get caught by a single shotgunner shot when you dont have your crit dodge buff, its over

[rocky nacelle]

I actually

dont die to shotgunners

I die to dreg gunners more

they laser me perfectly and stunlock me

abyss

[median steeple]

God I just wish they missed sometimes

but

[paper harness]

I have 160 levels on soyker

[median steeple]

fuck it we ball

[rocky nacelle]

Soyker

[spare talon]

fire in a cone

thats what they should do

[paper harness]

1600 on zealot

[spare talon]

a very slight cone, to where most shots hit but some miss

[ornate bone]

won't catch me with my pants down, I got a quadrillion toughness regen talents

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1046913589614747719/1125574648927625377/suck_me_thru_the_computer.gif

[rocky nacelle]

lot of good that toughness does you when I barrel you off the map

regenerate this

casul

[grizzled aspen]

Dorn when plasma, staves, or thammer.

[ornate bone]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-beach-gif-20405773

I don't think I can

[spare talon]

i think im at 300 on psyker
i used to main psyker during the feat era, all off my levels were purely through a 50/50 win loss rate in auric lmao

[rocky nacelle]

come join me again cole

in the gunker hell

of getting staggered once

dying

and the team wipes

https://tenor.com/view/super-mario-bros-movie-2023-mario-luigi-mario-and-luigi-grab-my-hand-gif-14437765738324515536

[spare talon]

i will play gunker when they allow me to have 100% scriers uptime with ciag

[rocky nacelle]

this dude

[spare talon]

it will be so funny

[paper harness]

Just play fps multiplayer games and use dodge slide cancelling

[rocky nacelle]

the whole cheese wheel

🧀

[spare talon]

its 6 days away dude

[median steeple]

Im too lazy to remember

[rocky nacelle]

well wait a minute cole

[median steeple]

what are they doing scriers again

[rocky nacelle]

is that a scriers node

for not going over 100 peril

cause if so

100 peril + assail spam

https://tenor.com/view/gojo-satoru-gif-949319236308169219

warp rider ensues

[spare talon]

scriers has a node where you cant blow up during its lingering effect
right side nodes have a non warp ranged crit quells 4% peril
melee weakpost kills quell 5s and reduce peril gen by 20% for 4 seconds
and 10% melee atk speed

[rocky nacelle]

dorn looking in soyker chat for opinions

https://tenor.com/view/99-blocked-messages-1blocked-messages-lucy-cyberpunk-mad-gif-10036817386426334879

[paper harness]

I only have 4 people in here blocked

[rocky nacelle]

are they banned or active

I know one is nade

[median steeple]

this is so gross

[paper harness]

Active

[rocky nacelle]

we need it

[median steeple]

I will be using it since scriers has great voice lines

[rocky nacelle]

what even warrants blocking from you dorn

cause ive seen you butt heads with some adamant idiots

lmfao

[paper harness]

Being annoying and stupid constantly

[grizzled aspen]

Probably being a gay baby.

[rocky nacelle]

ah true

nade was exactly that

[paper harness]

Pick one and not both

[rocky nacelle]

and didnt know how to be normal

[spare talon]

100% uptime on scriers for both ranged and melee

absolutely insane

[grizzled aspen]

I might be stupid, but I'm not annoying.

[rocky nacelle]

oh cole

arent they buffing MM too

?

[grizzled aspen]

Yes.

[spare talon]

when it does eventually end
you can spam assail

[rocky nacelle]

ridiculous

[spare talon]

yes

[grizzled aspen]

It will improve non warp damage as well.

[spare talon]

mm is now agile engagment for warp and non warp

[rocky nacelle]

hmmm yes my DBarrel MK6 will go even harder

[median steeple]

fatshark woke up one day and just decided to just buff pysker/small rework

[south grove]

gojo's back guys

I'm sure it happened

[median steeple]

the new tree looks like ass

[grizzled aspen]

Huge for force swords. (specifically illisi because deimos and obscurus have shit fucking attacks)

[rocky nacelle]

whoa

deimos trash talk

thats new

[spare talon]

dude this coke really does smell like oreo what the fuck man

[median steeple]

Obscurus fucking sucks ( I wish it was better )

[rocky nacelle]

OBSCURUS

[grizzled aspen]

The special is ass.

[rocky nacelle]

TURN IT INTO A 2H FSWORD

AND MY LIFE IS YOURS

FATSHARK

[grizzled aspen]

It's literally not worth using.

[median steeple]

WE HAVE ONE IN THE FILES

THAT AND A TWO HANDED POWER SWORD

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/limji-lim-jimin-just-b-gif-6309098645147920397

it fucking sucks

here

[paper harness]

Beating your mother with a blunt object also causes that

[rocky nacelle]

I dont

want to ask

lmfao

[spare talon]

but the moveset itself is awesome
thats like saying rashad is a terrible weapon cuz the special attack is bad

[paper harness]

Only people who know understand thay

[rocky nacelle]

yes dorn im sure people who know = people who understand

just like water is wet

[grizzled aspen]

That's what I meant, though.

Like the movesets are fine. The specials are terrible.

Beyond not worth using.

[lusty oar]

nah bro it's so you can prestack uncanny and executor

[spare talon]

with the sheer number of nodes theyre adding related to warp damage, they certainly will be

fucking nuke that crusher instantly

[grizzled aspen]

I guarantee I will not see people using those attacks on those models unless they're specifically going for that type of build

[rocky nacelle]

make obscurus special activate do what deimos does initially -> it sticks into somone but when you press M1 (and soyker does the hand push animation) it does a force shotgun blast

[median steeple]

Holy shit yeah both of those with purge and the new blessing

What the fuck was fatshark smoking

[rocky nacelle]

fent

[grizzled aspen]

The good shit, apparently.

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/gif-gif-19494862

[lunar fable]

@spare talon i beat a psword plasma voc vet

[rocky nacelle]

OMG BROKEN SMITE BUILD INCOMING

[lunar fable]

my db isn't even properly built

[rocky nacelle]

I cant believe they're making smite good in UnL

[spare talon]

tho tbf
the m1 staff one doesnt really matter for purg cuz its way slower and youd be better off just flaming anyway

the 10% rending tho is fucking huge

30% rending on flames

cuz youre taking WC with purg anyway

[grizzled aspen]

Unironically, I like using the purg m1 with true aim.

[median steeple]

I mean yeah but that node would work the best with the M1 of purge

[spare talon]

what

[paper harness]

Why is there a purg staff user posting scoreboards

[grizzled aspen]

I'm pathing to DD anyway don't judge me.

[spare talon]

purg cant hit headshots

[grizzled aspen]

Purg can crit.

[spare talon]

which has nothing to do with true aim

[grizzled aspen]

Poke with sword, swap, m1, swap, poke with sword.

[grizzled aspen]

It's most useful to spray an elite.

[spare talon]

but youd get way more crits by just flaming them

[rotund shoal]

My body is vsauce maxxing

[spare talon]

cuz warp nexus

[grizzled aspen]

My purg doesn't have warp nexus.

[visual stream]

8 MINUTES OF CLUTCHING TORRENT FINALE JUST FOR A BURSTER TO JUMP JUST BARELY OUT OF SHOVE RANGE BUT JUST BARELY IN DAMAGE RADIUS

[spare talon]

like theres no use in using an m1 to crit them, cuz the point of a crit is the 2 burn stacks

[visual stream]

https://tenor.com/view/wwf-sweating-rubbing-face-disappointed-gif-12652979

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/404soob-pepe-pp-gif-21552696

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/laughing-cat-catlaughing-laughingcat-point-gif-7577620470218150413

[lunar fable]

[spare talon]

which the crits are good because youre stacking soulblaze faster

[grizzled aspen]

One bulwark in a hallway:

[rocky nacelle]

no warp nexus?????!?!?!

https://tenor.com/view/megamind-gif-26070434

[spare talon]

but using m1 is the slowest way of doing that

[rocky nacelle]

frog you cant dodge snipers

lmfao

you'll never get one over on me

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/sadcat-gif-25701972

[rocky nacelle]

ever

[grizzled aspen]

Your "doom gunker" is so good until the turn based enemy appears.

[spare talon]

the m1 solely exists as a stagger and you cant convince me otherwise

[rocky nacelle]

kills it in 3 hits with knife

you cant get one over on me frog

cause you're a noob

[grizzled aspen]

If only you could!

You fucking died in that hallway!

[rocky nacelle]

if only you could dodge snipers

[grizzled aspen]

Noob!

[rocky nacelle]

i didnt lmfao

[median steeple]

Bulwarks on their way to be annoying asshats

[rocky nacelle]

bro making shit up

[grizzled aspen]

You did lmao!

[rocky nacelle]

at least I dont alt F4 at any slight inconvenience in my game

[grizzled aspen]

I watched it happen because I was the last one to die!

[rocky nacelle]

(even though it was my fault)

[placid fiber]

Correction: One bulwark in the hallway, before they made it so much easier to hit around the shield:

[rocky nacelle]

[lusty oar]

https://tenor.com/view/pokimane-gif-21345799

[paper harness]

Would

[grizzled aspen]

No, Para was running his goofy doom gunker build and got absolutely fucked because he was panicking against a bulwark.

[placid fiber]

I don't miss hitting bulwark shields from the side lol

[rocky nacelle]

panicking against a bulwark

???

now you're just yapping to yap and get a reaction

[grizzled aspen]

Yeah, you did.