#zealot-class
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also is that a grenade spear?
like just a spear with a grenade stuck on it
In fact I think I will go watch parasyte (again).
Isekai about owning slaves: 🤮
Isekai about killing slave owners:
real best isekai is red vs blue
what the actual fuck
if fatshark gives me this drip I'll sacrifice my soul
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
You know I think the big reason why isekai's always devolve into a sex harem is because it relates to the losers that find them interesting
its not sexual i swear
i mean yea
isekia is just the new villain of the week shonen tier shit
every good shonen only gets good when it stops constricting itself to that format
re:zero and kotuktuto
slime anime, the first part of it is nice
idk how to spell it
Shield hero was good for a minute, and then it dropped the ball.
the funny one
then it's completely fucked
FUCK I FORGOT RE ZERO THAT SHIT IS GAS
ea shield hero
did clad just advertise regard:zero
NEW SEASON IN NOVEMBER
slime and shield hero
Are any of the pinned guides good for figuring out what weapon rolls to keep or craft? I havent played since crafting started
@grizzled aspen sword art online is the best isekai
Shield Hero fans explaining why it's "anti slavery":
The title is literally just "Re:Zero."
The fuck even is regard:zero
DO NOT
peak isikai
re zero I just cant say r3tard zero
wdym sword art online is great
OCTOBER 6
its just re:zero its fucking peak
I literally only know the Gay Buff dudes beating each other up with ghosts show and Chainsaw man
Im not a LOSER!!!!
Isekai has like 5 good shows and everything else is copy pasta
I will say that Overlord is good
I was indifferent to the show but the fandom around it is atrocious
Cough zealot
overlord is alright
I haven't even seen the fandom, I just know the show is stupid and dumb
and who will we be leaning on in a clutch scenario?
holy shit
If you can overlook Albedo and Shalltear, yeah, I'd agree.
The 2 Infiltrates in my pocket
it's mid writing from the earlier 2010s
you have no pockets, I stole them
how
U might like the sacred kingdom arc then cuz those 2 barely show up iirc
you buy ticket, go in to watch morbius, come out disappointed
real peak is case closed
fuck morbius
i want look back
I'm so pissed the latest movie won't air in the US
i want to break down crying
and then he said its morbin time and morbed all over the box office sales
thats not hajime no ippo
if you're gonna recommend something longer than one piece
do hajime
(hajime no ippo/and case closed are both longer than one piece and thats crazy to me)
Is stability the dump stat for this gun?
on graia every stat except damage is dump 
it's JUST SO PEAK
double link prevention
wrong
owned
get pwned noob
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It's SO peak
this surely wont give people depression
I LOVE media that makes me emotionally wrecked
play nier automata
very funny
you would like
girls last tour
have you seen the author from girls last tour's new work?
shimeji simulation or whatever
looks pretty good
theres a girl with a literal egg on her head
not a figurative or metaphorical one?
a literal one?
It's NOT FUcking fair life isn't fair and life is pain
Man... missing a bombable wall in a link to the past feels like it should be sort of violation when you're a gamer...
stoooooooooooop
Peak just dropped
very scary
What’s the lore behind this
(cause I might)
its a locked train
NO DROPS
NO RISER
that mission isnt even out yet
MUHAHAAHA
its gonna be a moving train you can get knocked off of
calling it
fatshark would never give people non environmental deaths in their maps
to know the lore you must read every WH40k book
each map has at least one
🤔
ill just bring bubble and stay in the middle
ill bring walls
@stone fern I will actively bait a mutant towards me to miss and grab you
ill simply smite them
to throw you off the train
I don’t think there’s a fall-off-map spot for relay station
FUCK
TRUE!
ITS OVER
TOTAL SMYKER DEATH
hmm i'd have to replay it to see
dont think ive been on relay for a bit
oh this one?
U start in tunnel
Progress through to the fan
Then go up stairs
relay has fan
Yea that one
it has a fan
and you can fall at the start of the tower climbing section
There's fall off death spots when you go up the stairs after the fan
you can fall in the shit cube of falling
yep yep
Yeah that
where the puzzle is
see I told you
I swear every fat shark map
has 1 environmental death spot
at least 1
I mean more like, fall into insta death
ye
Cuz falling off from the stairs is down
its insta death fall
iirc the dune area
U don’t die outright
there is an insta death fall
right next to it at the bottom
you can get flung over the fence
yep
and instantly killed
I’ve never died that way
I had to save someone cause they grabbed the fence after the eyeball knocked them away
LOL
Weird new knowledge acquired
I've nearly died to it
and I've witnessed someone die to it
every map has an environmental death spot if a chaos spawn nabs you and sends you through the wall outside of the map to fall to your demise
Permanently locked out of the map
damnation eternal
deep fry it
should I keep this
Peak
also what happened to the green armoured guard in sefoni's chamber
I remember him being there talking about a headache
shroud zealot
They gave him the right armor
maybe I barrel them
was it a bug?
Probably, I don't really know
he used to have unique dialogs
he's the normal one, otehr guard was the one going a bit crazy
now the guard isn't talking
white shirt guard had more of a cocky but normal attitude
guard dialogue is limited and sparse i forgot the exact triggers for it
there's a regular guard now
one of them just talked
"do you think there's really hope"
They mentioned changing his outfit’s color
awww
I liked that he had different armor
the one that is crazy is on the side across and he will have some unique idle animations
That's uh Lensk
Prask and Lensk
Yeah the one that had green is Lensk
the gag isn't funny to me personally
So, wut do u guys think of female link? lol
Her name is Zelda 
it's not about funny it's about fun
yea idk I just didn't enjoy it
why are steam forums users so dumb?
dropped it after 2 episodes
this is the guy you're talking to
i wish all AI "artists" in my google images a very slow painful death
no brains at all
Lobotomite typing in the steam forums
I need google to add a filter in
so annoying
what opinion will they state
lol lmao
LOBOTOMITES
guess my zealot's name
took so long to finally find the right colour for the coat
"the rest are a legend in their own mind"
reason in the down is probably bc you shoved 4 poxburster in your teammate's direction
I want what he's smoking
the guy probably run 3 wound artefacts too
The amount of times I'll have a teammate shoot a burster near me and cause half my HP to vanish cause they wont let me shove it
is
unhealthy to say the least
assail players when I tell them not to assail the burster
I think I have a clip of a bot walking up to a burster I was going to push and hitting it with a shovel, exploding it and nearly instakilling me.
Then they assail the burster anyways
max invincibility
I've been killed by my teammates doing that before
I'm going to brain burst a burster before you get the push off.
clandestium psykers when they wake that daemonhost and dc
The Votekick:
That's actually a bannable offense iirc.
peak
really?
Yeah.
I never bother to report people, so :P
If you wake a dh, be a man and let it kill you.
I will facetank it with KD
I lost exemplar once for that exact reason.
Isn't it cause it focuses the nearest player
if they DC after waking it
yea
Yes.
Wow
I died at least 4 times already.
Goon squad assemble
If you DC it picks the nearest player and kills them.
goon as in NV goon or the other goon
That explains why I'd randomly have a DH jump me right after I hear one get angry
NEVER GOON
LMFAO
and then someone DCs
uhhh nuh uh
Always gooning
best DH experience
I have literally stepped on dh's before without waking them.
You have to barrel the bot asap
shieldogryn aggros her right as soon as we started fighting an elite horde
if the bot dies to other reasons it leaves
for some reason
Abandon him.
You could.
we were ocrnered by the bulwarks in the horde
NEVER goon
As long as you jump and flail around you won’t wake the dh up when you walk over them. It’s proven science
If someone wakes a dh on purpose, abandon them.
WE COULDN't
In fact, after they die, vote kick them.
I wake DH up hen I need light
the horde literally just spawned and we were already in a bad corner
When^
there were bulwarks and crushers with the trash
Oh then once you sort that all out, abandon the shieldgryn.
I love it when people ask to wake it
there was basically no reason for him to walk up, aggro DH, and then taunt so everything is bunched up blocking us from leaving teh corner
we didn't he died casue he never un planted
literally the best scenario
so everything was hitting his back
my favorite scenario
of watching a Slab Ogryn fight a DH
is watching a mutant ignore EVERYONE
I've asked a shield ogryn to wake a dh before because I was 9/10, on auric exemplar.
ALWAYS GOON
Then he woke it and we butchered the wench.
Don't, clear the room out then crouch stim.
@rocky nacelle This is the real gooner of zealout chat.
do this for like 20 seconds before reviving him
Mods remove this gooner
Im the better shark, I dont goon
Never goon
You don't get to revive him.
sorry i have too many bulwarks in my face
Waking a dh on purpose without the consent of your team is stupid.
to worry about starting a votekick
it was an auric maels melee horde
THERE WAS NO AFTER
i got netted through a bulwark
THEN YOU DIE AND IT ISNT A PROBLEM ANYMORE
purge psyker got wrecked by scab ragers cause he was only spamming purge m1s but not even into the mass of enemies
Kill all of them with hammers.
me
purge psyker
(I know it's a flamer but still)
my bad
i was playing zealot and getting pissed in my mind of getting netted through a horde
it was basically the ogryn doing the most amazing grief
can we make a registry for people who wake daemonhosts
I think that falls in line with the no witch hunts rule of the server.
no witch hunts
theres a psyker channel
I just block those people so I never queue with them again.
sneaking past DH, gathering in a corner point so we can go around as a team and not wake it up. horde spawns so we sit in corner, horde starts dropping and me and another person were planning to make the push for us to leave out of this spot
the ogryn just aggros the DH
Yeah exactly this is why we bully you
my zealot level is higher than my psyker level
taunts and plants even tho the DH tp'd behind him
mhmm whatever you say
melk refresh
Of all elites, I really do think the highest priority of them all is bulwarks.
6 Woundgryn players joining your AuDamn/AuMael QP 💪 💪 💪
time to cycle characters
I'll kill a bulwark before I even touch a crusher, even if that crusher is actively trying to punch my head out my ass with a giant club.
Specialist wise I agree that bombers NEED to die.
Bulwarks are a genuine scenario of what are they being back up by
if they're by themselves they're not a big prio
They literally throw a grenade, walk 3 feet, and throw another.
Gunners, not that bad.
You can literally use the bulwark to eat the bullets.
Projectiles don't pass through them.
Same thing with snipers.
ghost is good for laspistols right
Yes.
Makes me upset when I try to click on their head and the comically large shield gets in the way
You can run a ghost DOD laspistol and be untouchable by ranged fire.
Again, bullets don't pass through bulwarks.
Or any elite.
I know
I've literally watched a rager get fucking executed by a sniper before.
Im just saying its annoying when they get in the way of me trying to drop them and they're in the distance
infernus on infantry lasguns?
Especially because shotgunners prance about slightly faster than most heavy movement speeds.
That works with HH.
Deadly accurate is also decent.
Either way you want HH.
no
that's just someone being unfunny
I had a screenshot of one being named "Gargleball."
I think the worst one's gotta be ronnie mcnutt who runs a lawbringer
Coincidentally, that was the ogryn that protected me on my last auric exemplar mission.
Yeah thats
pretty unfunny
damn people are really hung up on hotshot lasguns
I wish we can fight some more obscure enemies from the lore
the more obscure the enemy, the more work you need it to be approved, or maybe im wrong and obscure enemies are easier cause you can jsut fill in the blanks
Would straight up just be a tyranid warrior.
Or a lictor.
I just think darktide needs to have something that isn't just nurgle.
gsc are def possible
genestealer cult can go up to genestealer aberrant and purestrain genestealers
but like
to round out the rest of main roster (dregs mostly)
can't go higher than them without incurring an actual tyranid invasion iirc
i wouldn't mind gsc but it's so far in the future before it even becomes a reasonable assumption. like we have urmal and wolferr alive still
we can do other chaos cults
urmal??
did I miss something??
dreg leader sorcerer chick
she's mentioned in the reworked hab dreyko spying on wolferr comms and the new journals and vox about rinda
yea
hab dreyko
DT players are all illiterate
truth
also just for clarification
🗣️
urmal<> mysterious cultist
you mean that dreg shotgunner?
we don't know her voice yet, but we do know now "she" is a she
what?
Is that the Dreg cultist in the lights out event
the opening is like
Or a different character
bleh
im pretty sure not relevant to the current lore
no
no
mysterious cultist is not urmal
Ok cuz that “mysterious cultist” is referred to as Dreg Lector
urmal is a chick, mysterious cultist is a dude and mentions urmal as a separate person
dude I missed so much
peak knife music
can someone send me wherever they mention this mysterious cultist
never heard this before
you played during rinda event?
I missed it
he's the dude that will just randomly hop on vox
is there a video of the audio
It’s in the game’s code
I took a break during that time
I can't open anything darktide on YT bc I just see endless amount of people saying GSC is in darktide already
we don't know if mysterious cultist is the dreg shotgunner looking dude from the opening but i guess it could be
its actually horus
Game calls him “Dreg lector”
ong i read that as captain_twink
fuckin hell pulling out the word lector
but yes
lector<>urmal
thanks for helping clarify
Yea so the mysterious cultist is a nurgle priest
Urmal is ???
Guys
Why doesnt anything feel as fun as zealot
wym
some sort of cult of admonition official
just listened to the vox logs
try axing everything
it's fun
good for the soul
I tried axe with veteran
Not as fun
Tho my vet is only 14
tbf axe feels like dogshit when it's not fully statted out
what axe
vet is the most god awful experience imaginable untill lvl 30
that's the important question
dude I remember those last 3 levels
I was on the brink of insanity
idk soyker felt like ass but I refused to use the broken assail back then
which is definitely a factor
is soyker a subclass of psyker or is it just a nickname
i 100% assail cheesed to lvl when it was still insane
Whichever latest u can buy at 9
icky alert
Imma still level him up tho
use rashad
you're using the wrong axe
use rashad
I'm assuming you're using a tac axe
wait no you're using achlys
that's literally the worst axe you can use
can you post something out of pocket
chat's dead
Nickname I think
Only people who consume soy could enjoy psyker
true im a soy addict
ranger leg sweep
Does this kind of soy count
I LOVE EATING THIS DUDE
put em enda me
Boil em and put some chili on it
Foam swords...
Hahnda went straight for the throat, goddamn...
I use laspistol with shriek and warp charges, my ass is unstable
For sparring
ngl
3 bar saber
3 stability laspistol
5 warp resist sword with unstable power
i wanna learn how to make my own soy milk
A danzig messer and a 1459 messer
We lost bandit.
you juice their little soy teats
Soy claims another victim.

Fack u
I right click charge brain burst in between dodges and slides while in melee
SoCal swords r pawesome
I am fucking mentally unwell
Some of the best hema gear
Considering they're a reseller for Blackfencer makes sense
Someone just came in to pick up an order under the name "cantrail" and I just about had an aneurysm
DOORDAS
cAAAAAAAADIAAAAAAAAAAA CAAAAADIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
It wasn't DORDAS but I most definitely heard kantrael
coconut milk, good soy milk, oatmilk in chai lattes i learned today is absolutely baller
went to a local coffee shop
got a non dairy chai ice latte
Just drink normal fucking milk.
tasted just like an apple crisp
like holy shit
estrogen is turning me into a white woman
You are drinking synthetic garbage that is a cheap imitation of milk.
normal milk is mid
that literally isn't true for non dairy alternatives
it's just a type of juice
ABORT ABORT CANCEL UNDO GO BACK
like yea, stuff you get in the store can be synthetic but it's not always if you know how to shop
If it's not milk, and it wants to be milk, then it's synthetic.
LMao
Normal milk is bad for you
Are you still darktiding?
iiiii dont know yet
Loke saying goat milk is synthetic milk
7.5k boss damage in 3veg is crazy
Goat milk is milk. It came from a living mammal.
bots wouldve done more damage than both of them combined
Coconut milk is not milk, it did not come from a living mammal.
milk is not a
I feel like it's pretty simple to define milk.
So now it needs to be a mammal
you don't know how the word milk works like
U didnt day that before
you drink soy milk when you just want something sweet for cheap
smite alert
animal milk is just a type of milk
milk is a catch all term for specific kinds of liquids
milk of magnesia
^
milk of cow
milkweed
milk of human kindness
almond milk moment
this stuff was my childhood dude
almond milk sucks
duality of man
i will die on that hill
unbelievably good
I agree
Make that 4 screenshots @hard nexus
Deliciously thick.
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Love...
synthetic soy milk
😔
The term "milk" has been used to describe the white juice of plants for centuries. For example, medieval Europeans called almond milk "milk"
i think you know the answer
LITERAL CENTURIES
Her girlstink is overpowering her.
milk is just white liquid
the "aura" has finally gotten in her brain
omg girlstink infused milk
My first auric game with my godrolled vet Rashad ended with me at 500 and everyone else at 300, even the glugger scooping up all the ammo
Literally the least eventful veg3 ever
LMFAO
Ur cooked @hard nexus
WASHED even..
do you use plugins for scoreboard
Oh my god..,
I don't
Any detailed info I just use power di for
And think, I've only been screenshot once saying something that I'm like 95% certain wasn't that far out of pocket.
Why would i hide it
i don't know why but i know
Milk of human kindness
Effeminate twink
Based on the definition this is like saying watery water
I love Strong..
kanye is cool...
Strong doesn't love you, though.
it's for emphasis
U guys r freaks
One of my coworkers today tried saying the word "difficulty" today and failed like 6 times.
m m m mm med medi medi medicae
I will die on the hill that vulture 2 is not mid
Hit her with the "that's a big word for you, isn't it?"
Ur so cool
Ironic
I bet u thought that one up all on ur own
I know!
💅
I genuinely don't know how people can spell things wrong.
Like when writing by hand.
what
I literally just think of the words I'm putting on paper and can look away without making a mistake.
Even in cursive.
Adagadeegadagadaiyo
cotton eyed joe
am I remembering wrong or was there a 1911 stubber pistol somewhere in 40k lore
cotton eyed joe
holy fuck
Begone foul daemon, cotton eyed Joe.
From whence ye came, there ye shall go.
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO
lmfao
If it's a misspelling of a simple word then I don't understand
If it's a common on a word people usually mess up, like saying "masterbate" then I understand how it happens
But I will still make fun of them for it regardless
They don't spell it that way in 40k.
i can never run for president
chud gun?
One falls off and calls for the fall of the west
stopping power!!
world war 3?
I can only excuse it if your native language isn't English.
chud warfare?
get more dmg
horus heresy got to count right
histg gloriana sweep
Frog kinda chud coded
Like I'm almost 21 years old, everybody older than me should be able to spell with no issues.
so ww1 ww2 horus heresy
I like the name on the left
i would’ve done more damage if it weren’t for vic being good at the game
ho-chud heresy
he sucked ass
What if I told you I looked exactly like the chudjak when my hair was short.
2 3vegs back to back!!!!
Wtff
addiction

Horus Lupercal has had ENOUGH of the WOKE IMPERIUM AGENDA and is FIGHTING BACK! Or something! Who even knows. Also, John Grammaticus was there! The Great John Grammaticus, right? It's ok.
The End and the Death 3 spoilers!!! This is EXACTLY what happens!!!
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oh ey its red pig
What if I told you I looked exactly like Felix Argyle
wow not a dogshit map either!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ears and all
Blackout monster special
Blackout Archivum is like the only blackout map I’m ok with lol
Would he have been funnier if he only played the audio of two men kissing in vc
I forgot who john grammaticus is
i thought he'd be kissing men but i guess that checks out
I hope he isn't important
the chud dimension
h
that would have been funnier than the maelstrom starting and him yelling on the mic I require social interaction

I would tell you you're lying and Im going to make you explode with my mind.
Why he ripping mad ass
oh it's some random alpha legion psyker
Crucis zealot with 0 boss damage is the funniest thing I’ve seen today
why are you thinking about ripping ass
everyone ran from the Pogryn spawn in the tunnel
by the travel box
I just solo'd it in the corner by the other room door
lmao
damn doing me dirty

Because my tummy hurt.
also
very annoyed I almost got a double kill at the start of that HISTG clandestium with a barrel
but dog shit fence saved them
the one thats like slightly broken and leaning
somehow saved them
try harder
I wanted to but then I felt like out damaging dog shit shroud zealot

pride/ego got me
isnt that
easy
we've covered dry, urban, and snowy dungeons now
i thought he'd go for boss dmg
i want some underground overgrown mission
wait why are you freezer
The sewer
whats up with the change of pfp
it's fart green
and it has some gross weird fungus on the ground
Overgrown sewages
Five, hundred, aquilas
what's the difference between stub and auto guns
one is more powerful then the others
you better credit the artist
Freezer. I'm watching your stream, why are you trying not to laugh? Bro, that's disrespectful as shit, bro
i am eating yam out
i like the green one
i wish we could see more of the mourningstar
the recreational areas n allat
like the melk introduction cutscene
Morrow told me to go home and get drunk
The fact I cannot get drunk on the mourningstar is a crime
speaking of which
@paper harness
yea
i have never seen one depicted before
its called nurgle
would you want to see a space marine shitting in a novel
no thats holding the shit in
he has a diaper
idc to see it
or whatever fetish they have
I think they just don't depict it bc they're macho n cool and don't want to show imperial characters shitting
fuckin ian watson fanboy
The M41 shitter
but I know or a fact orks have outhouses
that's literally part of the lore with the squig pits
woops
they have a shit pit?
what about guards man?
they have a shit squig
I shit you not
literally a hole with a shit squig in it
they eat the shit
sometimes chomp off the ork's ass
better then having they lick it
how about eldar?
i am pretty sure what dark eldar would do
with all the fetish
angry skibidi toilet
I suddenly remember darktide dialogs
the torrent assassination mission has the professional vet say "this reminds me of the time I dug latrine for the tempestus scions" or something of the effects
what does that mean
latrine trenches are basically field toilets
brother
i get that
but why does he remenber that
means it smells bad in the sewers
you start in a sewer on that mission
was he dissing of the tempestus scion?
just said sewer smells like guardsman shit or smth
not particularly dissy
just saying it smells like shit
he probably pissed off an officer and they were near a scion team, so he got voluntold to do it
and i think it was loose cannon so he probably got dcaught stealing something
pretty sure the "growth potential" for upgrading to 380 is literally (380-current stat)/5 being distributed to every stat
I need this
is that a mg42?
i'm 90% sure it's the professional
I run professional so I hear it a lot
i think some of the rejects talk about the auric operators being 'toy soldier' and would never be seen in some of the dirty ass maps the rejects work in
idk I might be breathing smth
I'm not gonna lie 40k gun designers have no actual knowledge of guns so it's probably something of that effect
o neat
I’m looking at this stubber
maybe taking some inspiration from mg08 aswell me thinks
it's not bullpup tho
yeah I can see that
magazine's in front of the trigger assembly
oh yeah is anyone here ready for the dark wood vid
ok cringe alert but
especially the barrel shroud
whats that
from pyro?
yeaah suppose to be uploaded today
Frieza I need this, my mother has no planet
I thought ashen knight pyke was the mid one
Or was that panth
nah not at all
look at this




