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#zealot-class
naive stirrup
south grove
I'm not gonna lie this is supposed to be garbage but I'm kicking ass with it
fleet zealot
I'm not gonna lie this is supposed to be garbage but I'm kicking ass with it
If you get surgical as a blessing you could make both perks bis
Or just save it for the update
It’s a fun dmr
south grove
I'm trying to get one with 0% mobility for the update right now
fleet zealot
But why
south grove
I don't like mobility
fleet zealot
It’s already 1% off bis mod scores
south grove
ammo's kinda bleh too tbh
fleet zealot
No one likes mobility but on some weapons you only have 1 or 2 damage stats
south grove
true
ornate bone
I'm not gonna lie this is supposed to be garbage but I'm kicking ass with it
who the fuck calls the vraks 7 garbage
south grove
who the fuck calls the vraks 7 garbage
I haven't upgraded it yet
I thought it needed it but yea
it's a good gun
will be making more of it soon
get one for my vet too
ornate bone
grizzled aspen
Scab only mael, pick ogryn.
Jesus that is low quality.
712k damage, was competing with a creeping flames smite user.
And a thammer shroud zealout.
rotund shoal
loadout? pickaxe?
grizzled aspen
Same one I posted before.
rotund shoal
blaze trauma shriekd psyker sweeps tho
cerulean moth
what the FUCK this game follows me EVERYWHERE bro
grizzled aspen
spare talon
@cerulean moth im gonna join the fh server and start posting darktide weapons
acoustic dune
fully accepted i was in the FH one
FH?
spare talon
grizzled aspen
These are the talents from the pick build.
cerulean moth
They aren't anywhere similar!
south grove
should I feel guilty about running revv it up?
cerulean moth
no lol
spare talon
These are the talents from the pick build.
no bleed tdr and elite rending?
grizzled aspen
No need. Crunch em.
acoustic dune
They aren't anywhere similar!
how so?
acoustic dune
Shrimply do not get hit.
shrimple as that you say?
acoustic dune
they really arent
this doesnt help awnser it
grizzled aspen
how so?
Because you can't snap your spine looking at the sky in for honor to dodge.
cerulean moth
Apart from have knights in armour fh is a third person fighting game with MOBA elements. FH uses the art of war battle system
not sure what chivs would be called sorry
rotund shoal
theyre just both melee games but its like comparing gears of war with call of duty
acoustic dune
Because you can't snap your spine looking at the sky in for honor to dodge.
ok fair nuff
rotund shoal
ure just not good at it
acoustic dune
Chiv plays like rust lmao
pretty sure chiv 2 stop that
but then again i play mordhau
700 hour n still i am shit
cerulean moth
but then again i play mordhau
grizzled aspen
Anyway @spare talon I don't use the bleed tdr and whatnot because this build literally does not need it.
If I focus more into damage, everything dies before it can hurt me.
acoustic dune
https://tenor.com/63n6.gif
grizzled aspen
@lusty oar I saw what you deleted, sinner.
acoustic dune
<@254403074158755842> I saw what you deleted, sinner.
acoustic dune
https://tenor.com/boP4l.gif
this is untrue youll have to get pass the body guard first
which consist of the enemy n ally
cerulean moth
only played mordau a couple times and I called this tiny dude bum ugly and the whole team started ganging up on me
grizzled aspen
Step 1 of playing mordhau, never make fun of the bard.
They will play a jaunty tune and then plant their lute directly up your ass.
spare talon
OGRYN MOMENT
zinc talon
https://tenor.com/63n6.gif
Freak if yiu want some handsome squidward character creation get nightengale
acoustic dune
only played mordau a couple times and I called this tiny dude bum ugly and the w...
did you win?
remote lark
simply carry
remote lark
mood
lunar fable
hybrid wing
my scout build is just pure run and gun holy shit its fun
hard nexus
dont mention 'fun' builds here
how dare you run anything off meta
rotund shoal
does anyone run the achlys axe
ever
I think its the one weapon I have never used nor seen
modern lintel
@spare talon
coarse birch
does anyone run the achlys axe
ive used it a decent amount
it works the moveset just blows
rotund shoal
just strikedown is.. tough. with no knife mobility
what do you pair it with?
i can only think of flamer but no mobility + flamer switch = eughhh
ornate bone
I think its the one weapon I have never used nor seen
it's one of the weapons in the game
arguably one of the weapons fatshark ever created
acoustic dune
no i got fucked on and called pussyfart by the bard
you mess with the bard you get the pussy fart
hybrid wing
i shall send now
i just finished a mission with the build
for weapons i use the shock maul and the ironhelm assault shotgun
grizzled aspen
This is actually not that bad, tbh.
hybrid wing
fury of faithful mixed with the amont of speed you get turns the game into a fucking movement shooter
grizzled aspen
I would not use the master's retribution, though.
(The knockback talent above piety.)
(It's very bad.)
hybrid wing
i wanna make this build a brick shit house lol
i made mental maneuvers for the build
fury of faithful +rightclick shotgun while you charge
grizzled aspen
This is what you have, just a little more optimized.
hybrid wing
ooo
grizzled aspen
The voice of terra and the master's retribution are both terrible talents, so I used those and dropped the 2nd charge on fotf to pick up sustained assault.
You also now get to have the tdr aura instead of loner.
And the get out of jail free card that is holy revenant.
hybrid wing
like holy shit the amont of switching i was doing with the weapon is insane but so good
rotund shoal
Ahhhh, 2nd time fighting aurora and i absolutely drop her in 3 rounds
Feels good
and the damn sniper as well got charged with 21MP from across the map by Heinrix
I get to use the bolter now too!!
velvet hawk
can this be unfucked?
rotund shoal
can this be unfucked?
damage too low i think
also perks and blessings are wrong as well IIRC
at least blessings
velvet hawk
it's a 30 loss
rotund shoal
doesnt hit breakpoints with IJ
martyr makes it hit breakpoints easier but IJ really feels a whole lot better
velvet hawk
IJ?
rotund shoal
momentum. inexorable judgement
ornate bone
where skullcrusher
rotund shoal
not the impact crusheerrrr
velvet hawk
im working on it 😦
grizzled aspen
That... actually has potential for a perfect 380 post itemization update...
rotund shoal
impact crusher haunts dreams
acoustic dune
guess I'll stick to my okay crusher
dats a not of impact
ornate bone
WHAT DO YOU DO BETWEEN 10PM AND 6AM
grizzled aspen
Even if it's an impact crusher, remember, it is still a crusher.
velvet hawk
😭 whats the best way to even get skullcrusher? just run up random crushers?
velvet hawk
ack
velvet hawk
so be it..
grizzled aspen
If you get one with a really low defence dump but high other stats, hang onto it.
misty mason
I just googled woodchucks
grizzled aspen
Might be a potential perfect 380.
misty mason
Why does this animal look so mad all the time
grizzled aspen
We still don't know how stats are gonna be increased on existing weapons.
Anything that could be perfect should be kept.
pale axle
Hello sorry to derail new player just looking for tips on the way to level 30. (:
grizzled aspen
Learn to use throwing knives.
pale axle
k
grizzled aspen
They're really, really good, but the skill ceiling is high.
They inherit the traits of your currently held weapon.
velvet hawk
biggest one for I've noticed for friends getting into the game, it's that you need to get very comfortable in melee as your default mode
grizzled aspen
With something that has maniac bonus damage, you can 1shot headshot a dreg rager on damnation.
pale axle
biggest one for I've noticed for friends getting into the game, it's that you ne...
already love melee more than ranged
misty mason
k
I'd probably recommend getting a rashad combat axe with brutal momentum and a dps blessing
grizzled aspen
And yes, Guts is right, zealout is the melee focused class, so you've gotta learn to thrive neck deep in bodies.
misty mason
It's probably our most versatile weapon
grizzled aspen
I'd probably recommend getting a rashad combat axe with brutal momentum and a dp...
Do not recommend meta stuff to new players.
That is how they get crutches.
misty mason
I'm not recommending a sweaty knife
pale axle
yeah ive just been trying out various melee to see angles and moves
grizzled aspen
Azrael has a video of it.
misty mason
OK I recommend getting a thunder hammer with no blessings because frog said no fun allowed
grizzled aspen
I didn't say "no fun allowed," I said recommending meta stuff to new players is a bad idea because then they develop crutches.
cerulean moth
And yes, Guts is right, zealout is the melee focused class, so you've gotta lear...
GUN ZEALOT IS REAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL
GUN ZEALOT IS REAL
grizzled aspen
Gun zealout is not real, he cannot hurt you.
pale axle
GUN ZEALOT IS REAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL
and hes crazier than the psykers
misty mason
But yeah hsword, dclaw, rashad, knife, evisc and others are all gud
cerulean moth
lusty oar
and hes crazier than the psykers
nah he's totally sane
grizzled aspen
yeah ive just been trying out various melee to see angles and moves
This is a good idea. Experiment to see what movesets feel good.
rotund shoal
and hes crazier than the psykers
my head canon is that hes basically a psyker as well just a psyker of the emperor
thats how he does all the crazy shit
grizzled aspen
I would say a sort of "noob friendly" weapon is the crusher.
velvet hawk
we did it chat, see you in auric maelstrom
misty mason
Actually hsword is probably fun for noobs
grizzled aspen
Hsword is kinda hard to roll.
grizzled aspen
Crusher isn't.
grizzled aspen
Decent scores in everything but defenses and a crusher can sweep easily.
misty mason
I think deathblow is/was the other meta blessing
grizzled aspen
Yes, it is.
misty mason
Might have changed tho
pale axle
havent been rolling really just getting first grey and going for like 2-3 missions
grizzled aspen
BIS blessings for hsword are deathblow and headtaker.
misty mason
Haven't used hsword in ages
grizzled aspen
Perks are flak manic.
misty mason
Nice
grizzled aspen
*Maniac.
misty mason
There's honestly not that many bad options for melee
Most options are at worst, less good
grizzled aspen
havent been rolling really just getting first grey and going for like 2-3 missio...
This is also a good idea. Don't waste your materials until you are level 30. Items have their base stats rolled based on your current level.
Same thing with blessings.
cerulean moth
dont listen to them...full upgrade level 1 weapons.
grizzled aspen
At level 30, your blessings, when consecrating, should be t3 or t4.
misty mason
Brunts is your friend
grizzled aspen
Brunt is not your friend...
grizzled aspen
I would keep an eye on what Brunt has in stock for his normal store.
pale axle
dont listen to them...full upgrade level 1 weapons.
oh the emperor calls he says to max my level 1 snubnose
cerulean moth
Brunt has a unique brand of frendship
cerulean moth
oh the emperor calls he says to max my level 1 snubnose
Go my child
heed his caaaallll
grizzled aspen
Hadron, looking at the revolver held together with the will of the Omnissiah and some duct tape, "What the 01100110 01110101 01100011 01101011 is this?"
pale axle
Go my child
Wait a minute ... Cegorach is that you?
rotund shoal
Hm do I want to use the sword that increase veil degradation by 1 every time I hit
Yes
Yes I do
grizzled aspen
Simply do not use Idira.
rotund shoal
Im already using Idira
grizzled aspen
"Accidentally" vent her through an airlock.
rotund shoal
Might as well just play with 20 Veil Degradation the entire time
grizzled aspen
In case you haven't noticed, I really do not like Idira.
spare talon
@paper harness FUCK
ON MY VETERAN
pale axle
idira users be like 'hold my scriptures'
paper harness
<@1273699265243381802> FUCK
ON MY VETERAN
Holy shit
grizzled aspen
Then they watch as she collapses and summons a screamer of tzeentch.
paper harness
spare talon
was the unarmored perk to make up for breakpoints
velvet hawk
wow when you have skullcrusher on your crusher stuff actually dies
grizzled aspen
Unarmored for scab bruiser bp.
paper harness
oh so you need it anyway
Forced to take it yeah
IJ is the difference between needing it and not
grizzled aspen
4/4 god roll Rashad with it probably being a perfect 380.
You will only be this lucky once.
rotund shoal
Then they watch as she collapses and summons a screamer of tzeentch.
Whats the point of having a psyker if they dont destroy my backline and summon a daemon from time to time
spare talon
what this currently doesnt hit is a one shot on a bucket head, but it does so with 2 stacks of headtaker
paper harness
I have 20 million dockets I will go to 0 the second the update comes out
spare talon
this is before a flak perk
paper harness
Buying bases
grizzled aspen
what this currently doesnt hit is a one shot on a bucket head, but it does so wi...
Change maniac to flak then.
spare talon
so if i really wanted to
i could either change it to flak to make that up
or i could settle and go for unyielding
grizzled aspen
I don't think unyielding is going to make you kill bulwarks/reapers faster, so I'd just put flak on it for the dreg bruiser bp.
spare talon
it would honestly just be for bosses
grizzled aspen
I'd just take flak then.
More mileage out of your perk and no inconvenience of having to hit a dreg bruiser twice, ever.
acoustic dune
https://tenor.com/baoXP.gif
clown library card
grizzled aspen
Anyway, time to make myself nice and cozy underneath Cole's floorboards so I can delete his god roll Rashad when he's not looking.
acoustic dune
omg helldiver player base has finally doubled
paper harness
Anyway, time to make myself nice and cozy underneath Cole's floorboards so I can...
Dw cole
acoustic dune
we did it lads
paper harness
Julia will get it back
grizzled aspen
Who tf is Julia?
paper harness
FS Support
spare talon
having a godroll rashad on vet and not zealot is 
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The more I play Zealot, the more I realize how paper-skinned psyker is lol
rotund shoal
The more I play Zealot, the more I realize how paper-skinned psyker is lol
🧠
dont overheat it
acoustic dune
The more I play Zealot, the more I realize how paper-skinned psyker is lol
melee psycher my beloved
grizzled aspen
Zealout chugs bullets, psyker dies from a point blank fart.
light badge
Woe, two consecutive shotgun blasts be upon ye
You are now downed
grizzled aspen
I summon three trash shooters that instantly down you.
spare talon
@paper harness this thing doesnt kill shotgunners with lights unless i have agile engagement
acoustic dune
i got kicked for saying pissrizzler
light badge
It's even funnier when compared to Marty gamers
spare talon
and 5x headtaker
grizzled aspen
<@1273699265243381802> this thing doesnt kill shotgunners with lights unless i h...
You were gonna be running it with db weapon spec anyway so whats the issue?
spare talon
zealot can do that
light badge
I wanna try playing Martyrdom. Any tips?
grizzled aspen
Shrimply hit them with heavies then, 10head.
Second wind is your friend.
Keep dodging.
If: not dodging
Then: dodge
ornate bone
<@1273699265243381802> FUCK
ON MY VETERAN
lmao lol
grizzled aspen
Also good balance is great.
light badge
I've heard from others to give health stimms to martyrs. Why exactly?
grizzled aspen
Trolling.
remote lark
same joke
light badge
ah
grizzled aspen
I have to agree with malice boy.
spare talon
I mean, gifting it to them
handing a suicidal person a handgun loaded with 1 bullet
light badge
I am quite stupid
remote lark
martyr perk means that you have to run at practically minimum health
so health stimming martyrs fucks their damage
grizzled aspen
Anyway, max wounds and the +2 wounds talent above martyrdom, go, kill heretics, varlet.
Might wanna run crusher.
It's my favorite martyr weapon.
You can hit 1tap bps on basically everything that isn't a mauler or crusher with it.
light badge
I already like Crusher so that's a plus
light badge
I am quite stupid
Likely source of lead poisoning:
grizzled aspen
These are the talents I run for martyr.
light badge
(this number will eventually be quadruple digits)
grizzled aspen
Duellist is hilarious with the h1 because you can just dodge and crunch a bulwarks head out his ass with it.
cerulean moth
die from cringe
magnus would NEVER
grizzled aspen
Instagib him with the h1.
cerulean moth
Duellist is hilarious with the h1 because you can just dodge and crunch a bulwar...
duelist with dueling sword...
spiral anvil
Duolingo
cerulean moth
travago
spare talon
These are the talents I run for martyr.
if the weapon youre using is using a crit blessing, you can swap blood redemption for scourge, purge for enduring faith, and either keep anoint or move it to the 2nd charge
spare talon
GOD THIS RASHAD FUCKS
grizzled aspen
if the weapon youre using is using a crit blessing, you can swap blood redemptio...
Valid, but who uses crit weapons on martyr?
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@cerulean moth i want you to know that your discord handle makes me wheeze every time I see it
ornate bone
wouldst thout believeth such a thing
spare talon
Valid, but who uses crit weapons on martyr?
grizzled aspen
Piety is right there dude.
cerulean moth
<@442984140737085444> i want you to know that your discord handle makes me wheez...
I am glad
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I am glad
I do not understand the choice of gif but I will take this message at face value
Wholesome internet interaction
remote lark
he's an insane freak
cerulean moth
just before the slap he goes
"Do I amuse you? am I funny, to you?"
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Ah
south grove
talk tuah
cerulean moth
he's an insane freak
south grove
or smth
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https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1153279327513886770/1203999676106416158...
Holy film grain
rocky nacelle
rotund shoal
jamiroquaiposting
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Type of dude to walk up to you in public, sniff you LOUDLY, then walk away like nothing happened
rocky nacelle
i am virtual insanity
south grove
cerulean moth
frosty herald
Gloop morning
spare talon
the inner workings of my mind are an enigma
rocky nacelle
the inner workings of my mind are an enigma
couldnt you Heavy into VoC stagger/activate
immediately
spare talon
couldnt you Heavy into VoC stagger/activate
yes
hard nexus
the inner workings of my mind are an enigma
slash bonk, “AAUUUUGGHH”
spare talon
but thats boring
spare talon
>does it on every thing thats not a boss
yeah but i mean this can be done on any class
rocky nacelle
are you talking about getting a hit on a pogryn and blocking
yea id assume so
im just talking about the vet combo of heavying into VoC
shits on everything
quite silly
zinc talon
what the hell ate my mech
rocky nacelle
no idea the entire planet looks like its covered in ash
zinc talon
the entire planet is dead I think, it's one of the newer biomes
rocky nacelle
pretty sick
zinc talon
yeah they've added some great biomes
hard nexus
i reinstalled HD2 since my irls started getting into it
i’m considering it
rocky nacelle
havent played since april
zinc talon
there's an orbital napalm barrage that just dropped
rocky nacelle
kino
zinc talon
5 shots per salvo, seven salvos, 21 seconds of barrage, plus napalm however long that burns
first use I got one kill, myself
second use, 56 kills
third, 60something
grizzled aspen
i got hungry
How hungry..? 🐴
rocky nacelle
zinc talon
and the barrages will close bug holes if they land close enough to impact
hard nexus
havent played since april
the new changes all make me interested
so i might redownload and try it
but i will probably still be disappoint
zinc talon
when was the last time you played
hard nexus
ed
zinc talon
the new double-autocannon walker mech is chef's kiss perfect
lusty oar
erectile dysfunction
north sedge
It's braindead easy now
grizzled aspen
erectile dysfunction
I know whats wrong with it! It ain't got no gas in it.
rotund shoal
the new double-autocannon walker mech is chef's kiss perfect
is that the 3rd mech they add?
zinc talon
they buffed the 500kg bomb to the size of its explosion effect
rotund shoal
or wasnt it the 2nd
zinc talon
no, the second
rotund shoal
i know people were disappointed with it
zinc talon
no third yet
hard nexus
when was the last time you played
april 13th, but iirc that was just to check the new war bond, so probably a week or so before that
rotund shoal
is armor pen less of a problem?
i was annoyed at having to run so many armor pen weapons in higher diffs
grizzled aspen
More primaries are able to pierce armor afaik.
zinc talon
april 13th, but iirc that was just to check the new war bond, so probably a week...
so there's a two maybe three new biomes, a second walker mech, an orbital napalm barrage, anti tank minefields, a new enemy I won't spoil for you
north sedge
What armor
zinc talon
there's now 'the gloom' on the orbital map too
hard nexus
so there's a two maybe three new biomes, a second walker mech, an orbital napalm...
the fliers?
rocky nacelle
It's braindead easy now
auto cannon/laser cannon/ or just the game difficulty
zinc talon
nope
hard nexus
there's now 'the gloom' on the orbital map too
i’ve kept up with the game
north sedge
auto cannon/laser cannon/ or just the game difficulty
Game difficulty
rocky nacelle
oh yea I remember you talking about that
zinc talon
bile titan sized boss enemy
rocky nacelle
even on Super Helldive?
grizzled aspen
Idk... helldive is still pretty hard...
zinc talon
I ran a duo on helldive earlier tonight
hard nexus
bile titan sized boss enemy
yeah i remember impalers from hd1
zinc talon
both times we barely scraped out by the skin of our balls
hard nexus
they r much bigger now though
rotund shoal
I ran a duo on helldive earlier tonight
duo helldive with a good player is way easier than helldive with 3 players that engage patrols
zinc talon
oh ok then you're aware
copper hawk
Para
hard nexus
oh ok then you're aware
do u have any idea how aware i am
copper hawk
Wtf is ur pfp
rotund shoal
qp helldive and u gotta run away from ur team lol
grizzled aspen
Wtf is ur pfp
Roger.
rocky nacelle
now people want to speak to me
hard nexus
Wtf is ur pfp
badass roger
zinc talon
my awareness is like a dim incandescent lightbulb you have to let your eyes adjust to
so I doubt it
rocky nacelle
copper hawk
Congrats on coming out para
hard nexus
now people want to speak to me
i was literally talking about hd2 in response to you
copper hawk
For having the gay alien as ur pfp
frosty herald
they r much bigger now though
Werent their tentacles faced away from the impaler so you always knew were it was in hd1
rocky nacelle
zinc talon
...........were they
spare talon
oh my god
frosty herald
I also remember it having a certain range
rotund shoal
people change their pfps so often its crazy
hard nexus
Werent their tentacles faced away from the impaler so you always knew were it wa...
yeah, the tentacles in hd1 came out in like a semi circle pattern, and you could follow it back to the impaler
rotund shoal
im not accustomed to discord pfp customs
zinc talon
the tentacles rotate to slap people in their radius now
frosty herald
Annoying
zinc talon
but there may be a thing like that in there now
rocky nacelle
i was literally talking about hd2 in response to you
ok i must have missed it then
id be down to helldive
zinc talon
yeah, you have to get underneath them to avoid the slap
copper hawk
HATE helldivers..
frosty herald
hard nexus
yeah, the tentacles in hd1 came out in like a semi circle pattern, and you could...
the semi circle protruded out towards you
was very nice
i miss hd1
zinc talon
shooting them with a sufficiently big gun will make them unsurface
frosty herald
We need the trident
gloomy badge
had probably one of the cleanest veg runs of my life
grizzled aspen
12:28 AM and I am munching sour patch kids.
zinc talon
but the impaler itself is a tough muddur
hard nexus
shooting them with a sufficiently big gun will make them unsurface
yah back in hd1 u could damage the tentacles to send them back
frosty herald
Hmm
copper hawk
Legit downgrade for no reason from first game,,
rotund shoal
We need wpn upgradin..
This isnt call of duty
hard nexus
We need wpn upgradin..
REAL!!! PLEASE BRING BACK THE WEAPON UPGRADES
frosty herald
We also need the supressor...
copper hawk
This isnt call of duty
It was in hd1,,
hard nexus
GIVE ME MICROSTUN SMG ROUNDS
zinc talon
I mean there are like, ballpark, 30 long guns and 10 sidearms to pick
hard nexus
BAYONETS
copper hawk
U can upgrade ur wpns in hd1,,
rotund shoal
It was in hd1,,
im quoting one of the darktide devs
copper hawk
Oh
grizzled aspen
I want a suppressor for my AMR.
hard nexus
WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE BAYONETS??!?!?!?!!!!??
copper hawk
Lmfao
zinc talon
and prolly 10-15 strategem heavy weapons
copper hawk
This Isnt Call Of Duty
north sedge
It was not a dev
north sedge
That said that
zinc talon
idk if upgrades would be a net positive on the game tbh
rotund shoal
who said it i dont recall
frosty herald
3 different breakers and 4 sluggers when they could be bundled with weapon upgrades and attachements
hard nexus
This Isnt Call Of Duty
i don’t want weapon customization, at least not a significant amount of it, but i NEED weapon upgrades
copper hawk
Looks at helbore w a picatinny rail
zinc talon
maybe small stuff, like, the scope type you prefer
hard nexus
3 different breakers and 4 sluggers when they could be bundled with weapon upgra...
REAL!!!
north sedge
Hedge, cm, and he was responding to someone who was being a real twat
hard nexus
Looks at helbore w a picatinny rail
it’s the futuurreeeeee
zinc talon
if you want gun upgrades check out gray zone warfare
hard nexus
Hedge, cm, and he was responding to someone who was being a real twat
pearl clutching
zinc talon
it's tarkov without the toxicity
hard nexus
if you want gun upgrades check out gray zone warfare
i have it, kind of barebones right now though
grizzled aspen
You can do that in Tarkov, too.
frosty herald
The twat in question being someone who asked about weapon attachements
hard nexus
maybe as it gets more content i’ll try it out more
grizzled aspen
Upper and lower recievers are a thing.
zinc talon
I have a ton of fun dropping into a hot zone with just a knife and a chip on my shoulder
grizzled aspen
Lower receivers are the "gun" part, but uppers can be exchanged across weapon platforms.
hard nexus
For single player
that is now illegal/not allowed i think
zinc talon
oh, u rite u rite, lower receiver
copper hawk
No spy is fine
Spt*
Sweat keeps drippin onto my fucking phone keyboars
The coop mod isnt allowed
grizzled aspen
SPT is allowed.
zinc talon
I've heard that tarkov now has a pve mode
copper hawk
It's kino
zinc talon
might tempt me into reinstalling
grizzled aspen
Coop isnt, but BSG can't do anything about it to try and find out if you have it or not.
frosty herald
Tarkov devs hate it tho
zinc talon
I won't play pvpve games
copper hawk
Yes
grizzled aspen
I've heard that tarkov now has a pve mode
You have to buy the unheard edition.
zinc talon
I don't sit down to waste my time and lose my progress
copper hawk
Cuz they're greedy assholes
grizzled aspen
Just download SPT instead.
zinc talon
what's SPT
rotund shoal
might tempt me into reinstalling
I wanted to but honestly tarkov devs seem like such a bunch of jerks i dont want to give them money
grizzled aspen
what's SPT
Single player tarkov.
copper hawk
Single Player Tarkov
zinc talon
ah
copper hawk
It takes a lil bit to set up
copper hawk
But it has TONS of mods
grizzled aspen
Not really.
copper hawk
It's sooo much fun
grizzled aspen
Just have the game installed and run the installer.
copper hawk
U can customize like
zinc talon
will you keep the stuff you loot and your character progress playing single?
copper hawk
Everything
grizzled aspen
You can do whatever the fuck you want.
You can do softcore raids so you don't lose anything when you die.
copper hawk
A few mods simulates the game even w scavs and operators
rocky nacelle
realize no one cares - mullet madjack
copper hawk
It's so much fun
cerulean moth
what game are u all talking about
zinc talon
eh, I enjoy gray zone enough when I want a milsim style playthrough
grizzled aspen
will you keep the stuff you loot and your character progress playing single?
Yeah but it can't go to online.
cerulean moth
i ainbt playing that shit FUCK outta here
zinc talon
and deadside is great if you want persistant pve public servers you can play with your friends
grizzled aspen
And I'm pretty sure you can't launch normal tarkov with it installed.
copper hawk
Mmm alcohol
grizzled aspen
I agree Cica, I'm gonna go get a drink now.
grizzled aspen
I got a mango frozen vodka in my freezer calling for me...
copper hawk
Disgusting
rotund shoal
its 7:30AM here too early to drin
copper hawk
,,
grizzled aspen
It's delicious, actually.
zinc talon
don't drink booze straight from the freezer
zinc talon
it's so cold it'll freeze your throat tissue on the micro level
hard nexus
bleehhehehe
grizzled aspen
don't drink booze straight from the freezer
It's literally served as a slushie...
zinc talon
that's fine
frosty herald
Erm
copper hawk
Meow does
frosty herald
Im at work
grizzled aspen
Like on purpose, it's meant to be consumed straight from the freezer.
rocky nacelle
i replied to them and they didnt say anything
zinc talon
I meant booze in a bottle you leave in your freezer and only pull out to drink
rocky nacelle
lmfao
rocky nacelle
adhtism
hard nexus
yah id be down at some point
zinc talon
slushies are just fine
copper hawk
A lot of beer is slightly carbonated
hard nexus
not now though
copper hawk
So dont
rocky nacelle
well yea its like 1 am
rotund shoal
A lot of beer is slightly carbonated
.. theres non carbonated beer?
zinc talon
I just finished playing HD2 or I'd join you
yeah the germans fuckin love flat beer apparently
grizzled aspen
I'm about to sleep.
rocky nacelle
im probs not playing it tonight anyway
rotund shoal
im literally in germany
zinc talon
there're these things called Rattlers or Rottlers or something
rotund shoal
never seen it?
rocky nacelle
just re installed it today
zinc talon
half lemonade half beer
rotund shoal
there're these things called Rattlers or Rottlers or something
Radlers
I love Radler
its carbonated
grizzled aspen
Those are actually really fucking good and I don't even like beer.
rocky nacelle
She looooves diving her helld
ya and what about u
you only play sm2 and for honor and fart tide
and eat hot chip
and drink alcohol
grizzled aspen
I LOVE lemonade though.
rotund shoal
Not as strongly carbonated as normal beer ill grant u that
zinc talon
same
hard nexus
grizzled aspen
and drink alcohol
And lie.
grizzled aspen
Icky!
zinc talon
if you can find em, check out san pellegrino limonata
copper hawk
And other girly drinks
zinc talon
1sec
grizzled aspen
We drink the fruit flavored stuff here, thanks.
Smirnoff tastes like cough syrup.
That shit is ASS!
ornate bone
bro is talking shit about my bitch vodka
grizzled aspen
Yeah I am, it tastes like shit!
grizzled aspen
I'll make my mtn dew mixed vodka before I drink that shit.
rotund shoal
I hate fruit flavored vodka
grizzled aspen
Coward.
rotund shoal
Buying real vodka and mixing it with something is always 100x better
grizzled aspen
Go drink a bahama mama.
rotund shoal
pina coladas are nice
grizzled aspen
Mango flavored vodka, served as a slushie.
modern lintel
the jack daniels fruity seltzers actually kinda go
rotund shoal
Mango flavored vodka, served as a slushie.
that does sound good
grizzled aspen
You can barely taste the alcohol its so fucking good.
If my mother didn't tell me it was alcoholic, I would not have known and probably eaten like 3 of them in a row.
modern lintel
my mom would always drink vodka and diet mtn dew icky
rocky nacelle
you want real degenerate shit
grizzled aspen
Aspartame is worse for you than sugar.
grizzled aspen
Hell no.
remote lark
💀
hard nexus
rocky nacelle
gross
grizzled aspen
That is a recipe for disaster.
remote lark
how to wake up on the floor
rocky nacelle
vodka and dragonfruit and tropical fruit redbull
remote lark
a tutorial
rocky nacelle
is good
rotund shoal
Vodka redbull is my "I couldnt find mdma at the club" drink
modern lintel
mix vodka and redbull
discount jager bomb
rocky nacelle
i had something worse than a jager bomb
rocky nacelle
had a co worker in the military tell me about "incredible hulks" aka jack daniels mixed with Hpnotiq
modern lintel
my sister just straight raw dogs the jager meister like a freak
hard nexus
alcohol is gross and i will never understand how people can consume it on a regular basis
it all tastes like hand sanitizer!!!
rotund shoal
alcohol is gross and i will never understand how people can consume it on a regu...
lucky you
grizzled aspen
Meow has never had a drink that she couldn't taste the alcohol in.
hard nexus
Meow has never had a drink that she couldn't taste the alcohol in.
i have
still gross
it just tastes bad
grizzled aspen
I have two drinks in my fridge right now that I could serve you and you'd never know unless I told you.
rocky nacelle
jack daniels + hpnotiq is some diabolical shit, me and a homie had that shit on full stomachs and it immediately got us drunk as shit with 1 glass
hard nexus
Meow has never had a drink that she couldn't taste the alcohol in.
no matter how fruity and fancy they make the drink it tastes like SHIT
grizzled aspen
One tastes exactly like cream soda, the other is the mango vodka slushie.
modern lintel
i dont fw fireball at all tho fuck all fireball enjoyers ass drink
rocky nacelle
though tbh
nothing is gonna be as bad as when I took everclear
(by itself)
yea dont do that
hard nexus
nothing is gonna be as bad as when I took everclear
neat everclear nearly made me vomit by the taste
grizzled aspen
no matter how fruity and fancy they make the drink it tastes like SHIT
So that means I'm right and you've never had a drink that you couldn't taste the alcohol in.
rotund shoal
nothing is gonna be as bad as when I took everclear
thats just poison
frosty herald
Remember friends
hard nexus
So that means I'm right and you've never had a drink that you couldn't taste the...
lmfao yeah basically
rocky nacelle
and it felt like I was drinking something from a furnace
hard nexus
thats just poison
mmm pure ethanol
modern lintel
wild turkeys usually the only thing ill down just straight up
frosty herald
The money you spend on drinking can be spent on GAMBLING🤑🤑🤑
rotund shoal
The money you spend on drinking can be spent on GAMBLING🤑🤑🤑
drinking makes you froget you problems at least gambling just gives you mroe
grizzled aspen
lmfao yeah basically
Yeah no there are definitely drinks that you could have that don't taste like alcohol. Speaking from experience, because I hate the flavor, too.
hard nexus
though one thing i had that was worse than everclear was somehow some tequila at a family friend's house, idk how but that tequila tasted sooo fucking bad
modern lintel
drinking makes you froget you problems at least gambling just gives you mroe
i love buying fatshark dollars!!!!
rocky nacelle
daily reminder
grizzled aspen
Tequila can actually go rancid.
hard nexus
Yeah no there are definitely drinks that you could have that don't taste like al...
the only alcohol that i can stand the taste of/actually like is light beers like trulies or high noons
grizzled aspen
Everclear is literally hand sanitizer.
light badge
it all tastes like hand sanitizer!!!
It's just about finding what you like
Used to hate all alcohol until I realized that there's more than just beer, wine, and champagne
Rum my beloved
rocky nacelle
of everclear
hard nexus
who needs eyes anyway
hard nexus
It's just about finding what you like
Used to hate all alcohol until I realized...
ive had a bunch of alcohol its all bad
rocky nacelle
that shit burnt my entire chest and throat after drinking it
hard nexus
yeah lmfao
grizzled aspen
It's just about finding what you like
Used to hate all alcohol until I realized...
LETS GOOOOO RUM ENJOYER
hard nexus
its like drinking bleach i think
modern lintel
the only alcohol that i can stand the taste of/actually like is light beers like...
tiny little weak miniscule baby
modern lintel
hard nexus
true!!
grizzled aspen
i could kill you with one hand
daredevil dog
rocky nacelle
hard nexus
siiiigh
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I'm too tired to sleep but I need to sleep for class tomorrow
This hot bath is about to go insane
hard nexus
brokcen
hard nexus
I'm too tired to sleep but I need to sleep for class tomorrow
This hot bath is ...
dont pass out in the bath
rocky nacelle
go sleep sibling
hard nexus
or do
modern lintel
I'm too tired to sleep but I need to sleep for class tomorrow
This hot bath is ...
(they will not return)
grizzled aspen
dont pass out in the bath
I did earlier.
rocky nacelle
I did earlier.
hard nexus
because u stink so bad
rocky nacelle
came out of the bath like this
modern lintel
i love saunas
rocky nacelle
never been to a sauna
yet
seems fun
id love to lose weight simply by sweating 
(dies)
grizzled aspen
SHUUUUUUT UPOPPPP
SSSSSSTTTTTIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNKKKKKEEEEEEERRRRRR
modern lintel
the sleep after a sauna makes you feel like a feather being in hydraulic press
grizzled aspen
Meow spreading her girlstink:
light badge
Meow spreading her girlstink:
Delete
modern lintel
catastrophic
grizzled aspen
(it is literally mustard gas)
rocky nacelle
I can hear the generic lofi
hard nexus
"Im sure that she was a very mature 9 year old girl" @copper hawk
rocky nacelle
kino
rocky nacelle
adult swim bumps
grizzled aspen
She is the one that said "she stinks good."
She dug that grave, I'm making her lie in it.
hard nexus
im just toooooo swag
rocky nacelle
light badge
I know this is zealot chat, but were any of my siblings trained in divination?
light badge
I would like the thought of meow's girlstink removed please
grizzled aspen
im just toooooo swag
S tinky
W oman
A ???
G ???
hard nexus
awooga
rotund shoal
I know this is zealot chat, but were any of my siblings trained in divination?
thats telepathy
rotund shoal
dummy
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S tinky
W oman
A ???
G ???
Autistic Gamer
lusty oar
Stink Woman Against Greeks
remote lark
funny story
grizzled aspen
I would like the thought of meow's girlstink removed please
No, spread the gospel of the girlstink.
rocky nacelle
funny story
copper hawk
"Im sure that she was a very mature 9 year old girl" <@576701404475949056>
- referring to a certain religion's mother of all believers and the argument to why it wasn't wrong
light badge
thats telepathy
I thought telepathy was part of divination?
rocky nacelle
light badge
What's divination then?
grizzled aspen
Divination is seeing events in the future.
acoustic dune
What's divination then?
what ever tf i want it to be
grizzled aspen
Telepathy is thoughts and memory manipulation.
remote lark
when i turned 21 i wanted to try all the different main types of drinks
i bought rum, "vodka", wine, etc in small quantities
except i didn't buy vodka i bought everclear by mistake
one of the first things i tried, downed a shot of it
threw up instantly and couldn't stand the taste of alcohol without vomiting for months afterwards
grizzled aspen
We have no telepaths.
light badge
Please fucking telepathically remove the thought of girlstink
grizzled aspen
The closest thing I can do is bonk you with a hammer.
light badge
We have no telepaths.
FUCK
acoustic dune
when i turned 21 i wanted to try all the different main types of drinks
i bought...
should have started with whisky first
or rhum
remote lark
should have started with whisky first
i've settled on rum
light badge
The closest thing I can do is bonk you with a hammer.
That'll work
light badge
:(
grizzled aspen
Suffer, as I have suffered.
frosty herald
acoustic dune
i've settled on rum
i find the label 5 are my fav whisky
grizzled aspen
Heavy is the burden of a prophet.
remote lark
i like jamesons orange whiskey and kraken black 95 proof rum
light badge
Heavy is my bra, for it holds my boulders
grizzled aspen
Ayo?
remote lark
rocky nacelle
and every other idiot in the zealot chat
grizzled aspen
Over the shoulder boulder holder?
In zealout chat?
At this time of day, at this time of year?
acoustic dune
i like jamesons orange whiskey and kraken black 95 proof rum
ohh i wanna get a swig at the 95
remote lark
ohh i wanna get a swig at the 95
tastes like vanilla
light badge
In this part of the hive city
remote lark
i like it
modern lintel
Heavy is my bra, for it holds my boulders
the type of shit that scrolls at the bottom of the screen in the loading screens
light badge
Localized, entirely, within the carnival?
grizzled aspen
Yes.
acoustic dune
tastes like vanilla
lets all agree jack daniel fuckin suck
rocky nacelle
the type of shit that scrolls at the bottom of the screen in the loading screens
glory to the small mind
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lets all agree jack daniel fuckin suck
+1
rocky nacelle
or whatever that one tip is
acoustic dune
idk how i stand to drinnk it before
grizzled aspen
Now who's gonna bite the bullet with the "Can I see it?" line?
light badge
glory to the small mind
A small mind is a tidy mind, I think
modern lintel
i wonder who got payed to write all those quips
rocky nacelle
yea
acoustic dune
but now it make wanna puke
grizzled aspen
A small mind is a tidy mind, I think
Blessed is the mind too small for doubt.
acoustic dune
*Now who's gonna bite the bullet with the "Can I see it?" line?*
see what?
grizzled aspen
Your craft is death, practice it well.
acoustic dune
is this a steam ham refrence
grizzled aspen
*"boulders..."
acoustic dune
Hahnda's boulders...
HANNMA????
modern lintel
the cadian vet is a waffler but the line " the emperor demands death and i deliver" is some of the tightest shit every time i hear it
grizzled aspen
HANNMA????
Hey, she was the one that brought them up!
grizzled aspen
the cadian vet is a waffler but the line " the emperor demands death and i deli...
EVERY BULLET, A PRAYER OF VENGEANCE
acoustic dune
Hey, she was the one that brought them up!
oh tahat hanma
rocky nacelle
ok
frog turned into a gooner
after hearing about hahnda's boulders
we lost one
weak !
grizzled aspen
I don't think I've actually heard any of the Cadian's infiltrate lines.
grizzled aspen
frog turned into a gooner
No?
acoustic dune
the cadian vet is a waffler but the line " the emperor demands death and i deli...
i like the line ''i cant die i am too busy with work''
frosty herald
IN THE NAME OF THE EMPEROR I CAST YOU DOWN
rocky nacelle
my favorite judge line recently
I cant remember it word for word
but a horde event started
and he basically screamed
HELL WILL BE FULL TONIGHT
grizzled aspen
Clearly, the best lines are chorus lines for Judge.
grizzled aspen
EXCORIATE THE HERETIC goes unbelievably hard.
rocky nacelle
acoustic dune
who td is hahnda's boulder
grizzled aspen
Godspeed, ladies and gentlemen.
acoustic dune
grizzled aspen
who td is hahnda's boulder
You haven't been paying a lick of attention to this chat for like 5 minutes, have you?
rocky nacelle
damn
zinc talon
do any of yall know why windows doesn't show the thumbnails on all but a tiny fraction of the videos I have
grizzled aspen
And with that, I depart zealout chat. Frog has to be very busy tomorrow.
zinc talon
modern lintel
acoustic dune
zinc talon
it's not a program used thing
