zealot-class

[grizzled aspen]

Come here, I'm going to beat you with a hammer.

[sour oxide]

obv huge diff

[light badge]

Your hits on the radio, it's WQRZ, GrokRock

[nimble fiber]

bread

[grizzled aspen]

Kunning and brutal.

[grizzled aspen]

Brutal and kunning.

[sour oxide]

ooo keep telling me those things

[copper hawk]

conrad turning into a warp monster

[lusty oar]

brutal kumming

[copper hawk]

their souls needing to be captured

[stone fern]

imaging spending money on anything other than imperial units

[sour oxide]

kunnling?

[copper hawk]

the emperor went into the warp to find the souls to put into his children before they were scattered along the stars

[grizzled aspen]

Kunning.

[copper hawk]

they all have some kind of super power

[grizzled aspen]

Ork spelling for cunning.

[copper hawk]

like conrad can go invisible

[light badge]

Step 1: Grimoire
Step 2:

[copper hawk]

or dorn can affect the moods of others

etc

[grizzled aspen]

They literally do not all have superpowers.

[stone fern]

step2: GOON CAVE

[grizzled aspen]

Robo girly man is literally just an oversized man that is very smart.

[sour oxide]

he can sing enqieue iglesias while clutching on vox

[copper hawk]

the khan becomes literally speed

[grizzled aspen]

His "superpower" is the speed he files paperwork.

[copper hawk]

beyond the astartes normal reaction time

[nimble fiber]

I wonder if goon is the most said word in zealot chat at this point

[copper hawk]

roboute does have a unique primarch ability

[hard nexus]

yah they do have warp powers to an extent, because warp magic was used in all of their creations, but proof of them being warp entities shoved into a human form doesnt exist as far as i know

[grizzled aspen]

The only one that might is Sanguinius.

And maybe Vulkan, because he's a perpetual.

[sour oxide]

this taco bell is about to give me some warp magic

[stone fern]

Robot man has the power of being normal

and having parents

[stone fern]

all me

[grizzled aspen]

20 members...

[sour oxide]

leman russ obv has warp powers he met logan in his dream

[grizzled aspen]

Who the fuck has goon in their name...

[stone fern]

me

[copper hawk]

when every primarch that died died

[sour oxide]

my name is french for goon

[stone fern]

vet is ALWAYS GOON and psyker is NEVER GOON

[copper hawk]

and was witnessed, they exploded in a giant light show

the emperor says that mortarion's soul is still fixable

they can exist in entirely warp controlled area w their own minds still in tact

[grizzled aspen]

That's actually interesting.

[copper hawk]

eg, nurgle's garden

[drifting wolf]

we make up 33.2% of all the times "goon" has been said in this server

[copper hawk]

he said he can fix ferrus

[hard nexus]

psykers can do that too

[copper hawk]

when horus was killed by empy he literally had his soul obliterated

so he couldn't be remade

[grizzled aspen]

Now fix Sanguinius.

[copper hawk]

when bile made a new fulgrim he destroyed him

[hard nexus]

no hes dead dead dead

[copper hawk]

since it had his soul too

[sour oxide]

no more contiunues

[hard nexus]

the sanginour is the only thing remaining

[copper hawk]

sanguinius isnt dead dead

[grizzled aspen]

Find the two minor warp gods and smash em back together.

[copper hawk]

he lives on still

he speaks to dante all the time

[stone fern]

THD

[hard nexus]

basically an imperial daemon

[copper hawk]

and the spirit of sanguinius

[hard nexus]

yes

thats what i said

gooooober

[grizzled aspen]

This is true, Sanguinius prevents Dante from killing himself a LOT.

[copper hawk]

nuh uh

u said jsut sanguinor

[drifting wolf]

banned from the warp

[copper hawk]

but he speaks to dante

like, in his dreams, all the time

[modern lintel]

was it wrote somewhere that if the emperor wasnt vegetablized he could prob bring back sanguinius and ferrus

[sour oxide]

thats why dante got that bling bling armor

[hard nexus]

thats the sanguinor

[copper hawk]

yah

[nimble fiber]

dante got drip

[copper hawk]

but there's like

the chosen astarte of sanguinius or whatever

[sterile basalt]

Sanguinius is not “fully dead” because his warp spirit still exists

[copper hawk]

that gets inhabited by sanguinius

it happens in a few books

[rocky nacelle]

the image of Dante and the sanguinor in the same hallway was raw asf

[sour oxide]

I just wanna know what kinda lean is in that chalice

[copper hawk]

if a primarch's soul still lives on and isn't destroyed then they can return

[lusty oar]

so there's still a chance to hit that sanguiniussy

[copper hawk]

like, vulkan is a perpetual lmfao

[rocky nacelle]

first time he supposedly spoke to him too (physically)

[copper hawk]

it's explicitly written he can't die

he said he'd be back when they found all his trinkets AND the imperium needed him the most

[sterile basalt]

Sanguinius revived Dante during the devastation of Baal

[grizzled aspen]

Vulkan literally hit the peoples elbow into a nuclear reactor to kill the Beast because he knows he can't die forever.

[copper hawk]

if u didn't see the light show of the death of a primarch, like that happened w sanguinius and a few others, then they're nto dead

not*

[copper hawk]

yarp

[stone fern]

vulkan cant die either

[copper hawk]

totally Not a Warp Entity

[rocky nacelle]

[stone fern]

vulkan tho unironically fucked off

[rocky nacelle]

40k lore time with zealot chat

[grizzled aspen]

Being a perpetual doesn't mean you're a warp entity.

[drifting wolf]

dude really died and then said "collect my pages"

[stone fern]

ye

[copper hawk]

LMFAO yah

literally

[sour oxide]

didnt the emp make a deal with the demons in the wrap to make the primarchs to begin with?

[copper hawk]

collect his pages

that's a headcanon

we don't know exactly what he used

[stone fern]

reminder that vulkan lives but hes currenntly buying milk

[rocky nacelle]

ya he asked me

[copper hawk]

BUT he DID go int othe warp to get their souls

[modern lintel]

wonder if or for what reason they might ever bring conrad back for

[hard nexus]

collect my 20 holy funko pops, and i will return

[grizzled aspen]

So what, Vulkan will return when I collect all his bling?

[copper hawk]

and he collected the knowledge to do it on molech

[drifting wolf]

yes

[copper hawk]

yes

or whenever vulkan wants to

[stone fern]

yes

[grizzled aspen]

Cool, give me 20 minutes and a metal detector and I'm bringing his ass back.

[copper hawk]

so there's still like "living" primarchs

[hard nexus]

yes

[stone fern]

do his shopping list

[copper hawk]

beyond the lion and girlyman

[sour oxide]

in my pants

[copper hawk]

conrad is very very much alive

[hard nexus]

galactic sized metal detector

[copper hawk]

he's just his daemon form rn

he activated his devil trigger

[grizzled aspen]

Conrad is hunting Lorgar rn.

[copper hawk]

and is spawn camping lorgar

he kills word bearers all the time

[drifting wolf]

isn't leman in the warp

[copper hawk]

yah

and khan is in the webway

[grizzled aspen]

So is the Khan.

[modern lintel]

that corvus dumby

[sour oxide]

this chat is sponsored by Leman Russ.

[copper hawk]

vulkan will be back™️

[sterile basalt]

Not conrad, it’s Corvus
Conrad Kurze died by assisted suicide

[sour oxide]

soon ™️

[copper hawk]

and a certain Severed Hand of a Certain Primarch makes us Believe he's TOTALLY alive

[hard nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-40k-vulkan-primarch-i-would-like-to-pet-this-creature-tts-gif-11296000915468165546

[copper hawk]

oh yah sorgy

i meant Corvus

[sterile basalt]

Corvus is the shadow thing that’s spawn camping lorgar

[copper hawk]

I get them mixed up

[grizzled aspen]

Also note that Fabius Bile can create perfect clones of primarchs.

[copper hawk]

cuz their names are so similar

[modern lintel]

wonder what conrads soul be doing tho

[copper hawk]

and they r both edgy batmen

[sterile basalt]

They also kinda look similar

[modern lintel]

if he ever got over jis emo phase

[sour oxide]

yeah but fabius is a creeper

[lusty oar]

Kumrag Curzepie

[grizzled aspen]

He dead as hell bro.

[stone fern]

any day now

just 28 years in GW time

[copper hawk]

doesnt trazyn have the fulgrim clone

[stone fern]

you cant clone primarchs

[copper hawk]

yes u can

bile did it

there's a whole book about it

[sterile basalt]

It’s not going anywhere in terms of plot

[copper hawk]

he clones pre shithead fulgrim

[modern lintel]

you can but their sort of diet versions

[copper hawk]

and he's like

[grizzled aspen]

Bile did it and Lorgar obliterated the clone.

[copper hawk]

not frakenstein monster

he's just.. fulgrim

i love fulgrim..

i love murder twinks..

rylanor is pawesome..

[modern lintel]

evil

[copper hawk]

waiting thousands of years to say fuck u

[grizzled aspen]

Pretty sure he also cloned Sanguinius, and then Trazyn traded something for that clone.

[rocky nacelle]

fuck u

i would simply not wait thousands of years

[modern lintel]

horus was also cloned but back handed by abadon

[grizzled aspen]

Horus can have his body cloned, but never his soul.

[sour oxide]

and then de handed

[grizzled aspen]

His soul was destroyed.

[hard nexus]

do u relate to them

[grizzled aspen]

Now here's a real question.

Answer as an imperial citizen.

How many primarchs are there?

[drifting wolf]

at least 4

[sour oxide]

who would win in a mud wrestling match between horus and rogan dorn with a tag in of sanguinius

[hard nexus]

7 or 9 right

[hard nexus]

ok 9 was my first guess

[grizzled aspen]

Imperial citizens are taught that there are 9 primarchs.

[hard nexus]

the others are daemons right

[sterile basalt]

Unironically I think this answer varies based on where said citizen comes from

[copper hawk]

noh im so harmless

[grizzled aspen]

Robo girly man actually got into an argument with a historian about how many there were.

[copper hawk]

soooo harmless

[ornate bone]

All of them

[hard nexus]

insert short joke here

[copper hawk]

shaman is short

look what she can do

[grizzled aspen]

The historian was enraged saying there were only 9 and girlyman said "bro I was literally there" when he said there were 18.

[copper hawk]

she's so me fr

[sour oxide]

threeve

[copper hawk]

still cis though

[night dawn]

[hard nexus]

yeah i could see u lunging at a military opponent n just

[paper harness]

9

[hard nexus]

chomp

[grizzled aspen]

Cool so no zealouts are getting executed today.

[copper hawk]

remember that alpharius and omegon are twins

so in total there should be like

21 primarchs

[grizzled aspen]

Those two were striken from the record.

*Stricken.

[copper hawk]

striken

[grizzled aspen]

And then there's the lost primarch.

[copper hawk]

then there's the two redacted primarchs

[grizzled aspen]

So yeah we know there were 23.

[paper harness]

21

[copper hawk]

21

[sterile basalt]

20 legions, 20th legion has twin, total 21
2 are redacted (2nd & 11th)

[copper hawk]

Guilliman explicitly states him

it*

[grizzled aspen]

I am stupid.

[copper hawk]

Malcador and Girlyman used mind magic to wipe the memories of the evil ones from the other Primarchs

[hard nexus]

?

[sterile basalt]

However the avg imperial citizen might know up to 9 (?)

[hard nexus]

lmfao

[sterile basalt]

But it can vary based on where they’re from

[copper hawk]

And quoting Rectangular Globule, "I was one of twenty. Two failed. Half the rest turned on my Father."

this is in Dark Imperium

[hard nexus]

guys what 40k book should i read next

[sterile basalt]

Steel legion probably knows about Angron

[hard nexus]

i’m thinking assassinorum kingmaker

[sterile basalt]

For example

[grizzled aspen]

They'd have to.

[lusty oar]

fire book

[grizzled aspen]

But they probably don't know he is a primarch.

[median steeple]

I just bought this one

[hard nexus]

rn im i think half way through gaunts ghosts

[copper hawk]

"The Chamber at the End of Memory has Rogal Dorn note that he was one of the few Primarchs who ever met with the II and XI Primarchs. It also reveals that not only was the entire Imperium forbidden to speak of the missing Primarchs' existence, but every non-Primarch save for Malcador who had ever interacted with them was mind-wiped so they would remember nothing about them - including their own gene-sons, presumably other than the fact that they were purged from all record and be left unable to speak even about that. Even the other Primarchs had their memories altered so they couldn't recall much more about their lost brothers beyond the fact that they existed - Dorn is dumbstruck by this discovery, and even more so when Malcador tells him that it was his own idea (and Roboute Guilliman's) to have his fellow Primarchs' memories altered. Malcador also states that whatever it was that the II and XI Primarchs did, it was against the very ideals of the Great Crusade and would have ruined everything the the Great Crusade had accomplished to that point. Their old living quarters in the Imperial Palace are protected by extremely powerful psychic wards, and when Malcador briefly restores Rogal Dorn's memories of them he realizes the hateful truth*. That* the entire Horus Heresy up to the Siege of Terra was not so awful or threatening to the Imperium as what had happened to the Missing Primarchs*; in fact,* if they were still alive, the Imperium would have long since fallen*.*"

• redditor

https://www.reddit.com/r/40kLore/comments/mfippu/is_there_any_definitive_lore_about_the_2_redacted/

[copper hawk]

lmfao

oh yes

they definitely do

[hard nexus]

jesus

[copper hawk]

considering inquisitor asswipe and his grey goons tried to wipe them off the face of armageddon

[hard nexus]

they must’ve done some fucked up stuff

[modern lintel]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cute-cat-yap-yapper-yapping-gif-5642199211123099306

[copper hawk]

cuz then no chaos doesnt exist lil gooners

[hard nexus]

i hate the grey knights

[copper hawk]

and so on w the month of shame

they were cringe then

[hard nexus]

i think they’re my least favorite of the marines

[copper hawk]

now they're based

the month of shame is so funny

despite how cringey the space wolves are

they are super cool for that

i love chapters that care for the lil people

[hard nexus]

troo

[grizzled aspen]

The biggest issue I see with keeping chaos secretive is that it doesn't help in stopping them.

[copper hawk]

yah

it's not kept secret anymore

[grizzled aspen]

Everyone contributes towards the chaos gods power, knowing or not.

[copper hawk]

cuz of the most recent black crusade

[grizzled aspen]

Cool. That, I didn't know.

[hard nexus]

yes but at the same time even knowing about chaos gives them power

[copper hawk]

cadia being destroyed kinda hard to hide

but before that it was kept secret

[median steeple]

stop hating !

[copper hawk]

although different sectors rule differently

[grizzled aspen]

True, but counterargument: knowing the vices of chaos allows one to practice virtues to avoid it.

[copper hawk]

depending on the inquisitors in charge of them

generally, chaos is well known now

[paper harness]

Wolves wolves wolves

[hard nexus]

also true

[modern lintel]

chaos directly gains power my simply knowing of its existence is the main problem

[copper hawk]

dorn god

[paper harness]

Go on, say the line

[copper hawk]

u have no idea how much i hate it

WHY

MUST ALL

BE WOLF !!

WOLFBORN WOLFCLAN WOLFPACK WOLFLORD WOLF WOLF WOLF

KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

lamenters r cooler..

[median steeple]

you can't handle the swag

[paper harness]

The wolf howls

[grizzled aspen]

@copper hawk @hard nexus are yall playing fh or no?

[sterile basalt]

Yea so for them it could potentially be 10/21
Cadian survivors also know a lot more about chaos than the avg imperial citizen

[hard nexus]

the best theory i’ve seen for it is that it’s another language and the translation just turns it into wolf because it doesn’t have an equivalent for a bunch of words

[paper harness]

GW ran out of ideas

[hard nexus]

it’s still dumb though

[copper hawk]

yah

lol

that means we have a four stack

[grizzled aspen]

Space wolves are just an awful chapter, change my mind.

[modern lintel]

cringe

[grizzled aspen]

Who's our fourth?

[copper hawk]

snoodle

psycho

psychoticrat

[grizzled aspen]

Ah ok.

[paper harness]

But the hawk tuahs

[copper hawk]

ciaphias ciainnai impiastor syindriome

[grizzled aspen]

I'll be on in a minute.

[median steeple]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1167525723687362700/1252082873092014100/copy_9FAE20A7-D409-4BB4-8E6F-36FDAF5869A8.gif

[grizzled aspen]

Eating loaded fries rn.

Must ingest 3000 calories a day.

[copper hawk]

what r they loaded with

[grizzled aspen]

Bulkmaxxing.

[copper hawk]

loded diaper

that's nasty

:<

[paper harness]

Nooooo

[grizzled aspen]

It's chicken bacon ranch loaded fries you creature.

[copper hawk]

oh yah

[modern lintel]

zaxbys maxxing

[copper hawk]

i fucking hate inquisitors

like why bother having them if they constantly fuck off

me when centralized power on abyss peepers makes them go traitor constantly

i get it it's grimdark space fascist it's not supposed to make sense

but i hate it

[grizzled aspen]

How did you know it was zaxbys...

[sterile basalt]

Inquisition is constant infighting

[copper hawk]

I HATE INQUISITORS

[paper harness]

https://tenor.com/view/hawk-tuah-gif-8772551220341377897

[copper hawk]

mby the space wolves r based after all..

[lusty oar]

one time i had a dream i was an inquisitor and wanted to exterminatus a planet but then my guards got corrupted and i got fucked lol

[modern lintel]

pyskic imminations

[sterile basalt]

Some inquisitors are morally better than others

[grizzled aspen]

Inquisitors are just power tripping baby men that need to be shot.

[paper harness]

Corrupted by which god

[sterile basalt]

Some are just wack

Grendyl is [?]

[grizzled aspen]

You already know.

[paper harness]

I do

[lusty oar]

it didn't go into that much detail

wow ok

[paper harness]

Annoyingly vague

[modern lintel]

grendyl is french thats why we havent seen them yet

[grizzled aspen]

I just spilled mtn dew all down my fucking chest and into my lap.

Killing myself.

[paper harness]

Darktide probably ends with the grey knights showing up

[opaque island]

sticky boi

[modern lintel]

[hard nexus]

doubt it

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/among-us-sus-yhk-among-twerk-among-us-twerk-gif-23335803

[lusty oar]

GYATT knights

[hard nexus]

darktide probably ends with either nids from the second hive city wiping it all out, exterminatus, or the rejects winning

[sterile basalt]

The rejects on Atoma prime have killed more beasts of nurgle than basically every other imperial faction combined

[hard nexus]

i also dont want grey knights to shove themselves into it and be the haha we win card

because i hate grey knights

[modern lintel]

like 5 grey knights could probably handle the whole situation currently

[hard nexus]

also yeah we're arguably stronger than even grey knights, at least feat-wise

[lusty oar]

who would win
grey knights dipped in sororitas feet juices
naked crackhead with knife

[modern lintel]

[paper harness]

Sororitas juices mmmmm

[sterile basalt]

Power level no, feat wise (at least in terms of killing beasts of nurgle), yes

[hard nexus]

yes thats what i said lol

[rocky nacelle]

naked crackhead with the sororitas feet juice

[hard nexus]

we could kill 1 or 2 grey knights though just saying

[sterile basalt]

Total feats you’re comparing with Kaldor Draigo

We’re unfortunately not at that level

[hard nexus]

yah the rejects are absurdly powerful

like for being normal humans

we should be dead a million times over

[sterile basalt]

For being normal humans the veterans in Darktide are roughly 1 gene seed away from becoming astartes

[hard nexus]

veterans as in the class?

[sterile basalt]

Yea

[hard nexus]

idk

we're stronger than astartes

[modern lintel]

they are inquisition retinue lvls by the time your lvl 30

[hard nexus]

easily

[sterile basalt]

Space marine power scaling is all over the place

If we’re looking at averages though, DT veteran is somewhere between tempestus scion and space marine

[modern lintel]

which outside i guess scions is as crazy as it gets for baseline human

[fleet zealot]

40k is an offensive focused power scaling, vets can get equipment that would absolutely let them fuck over a space marine and they would have some level of traitor astartes training

i believe one vet line outrights confirms the anti space marine training

[lusty oar]

i only remember the vet line stating the opposite lol

[sterile basalt]

Cadian veteran specifically was on Cadia during the 13th black crusade

He says “I survived Cadia. I will survive this.” during the prologue

[sterile stone]

But is he a kasrkin

Hmmmm

[sterile basalt]

Cutthroat seems very kasrkin like

[fleet zealot]

my tabaxi ranger/cleric got OTKO'd by the bad guy of this week/2 week arc

[rocky nacelle]

gg

[pale spindle]

most sane Cadian

[fleet zealot]

i uhh, vastly underestimated his stat line when our monk survived 3 turns with only taking a single glancing blow in melee. I tag in like vegeta and BOOM BONK POW i'm on the floor

like vegeta

[sterile basalt]

To be fair, Atoma prime’s situation is nowhere as bad as Cadia during the 13th black crusade

[fleet zealot]

we won tho, DM gave us a book that casts a random spell while opened

and our monk rolled Power Word Kill

[sterile stone]

It really is a special occasion to see high level ogryns

[sour oxide]

monk cleric

lawful questionable

[fleet zealot]

nah they are a monk paladin? i think

or maybe going pure monk

[sour oxide]

at least they didnt get destruction

[pale spindle]

no I agree with him, but him talking about his trauma like a badge of honor is something Cadians love to do 💀

[sour oxide]

then we all dead

[fleet zealot]

i'm ranger (deepstalker)/cleric(twilight)

[sour oxide]

dwarven defender of nothing

[sterile basalt]

In his regular voice yea
In scion helm tho he sounds angrily calm which I greatly prefer

[fleet zealot]

i pref fem ct

[sour oxide]

that or hextorite battle cleric

[fleet zealot]

way more, cold sharp anger boiling under the surface

[rocky nacelle]

F LC for vet

or bust

[sterile basalt]

Male CT is way better in scion helm
Without I’d give it like 3/10, but with scion helm it’s like 8/10 for me

[fleet zealot]

LC is nice but i got scion helm

and LC doesn't fit iwth scion helm imo

it's like, who gave this clown the good helmet

[lusty oar]

"gave"

[tidal berry]

not bad with infiltrate but I don't get to use it often enough to hear the giggles lmao

I guess its very popular filter for cadian yappers

[tidal berry]

chonk

[fleet zealot]

the three stinkyteers

[rocky nacelle]

any1 fancy a bit of a sing song

(then the cadian vet baby rages and shits himself)

DO I LOOK LIKE I WANNA SING

[lusty oar]

CAN NEVER REMEMBER THE THINGIES... WORDS!

[long oasis]

ive been stealing all your memes and there is nothing you can do stop me

https://tenor.com/view/ferret-angry-gif-23442156

[fleet zealot]

good

[long oasis]

[fleet zealot]

it's incurable and terminal

[long oasis]

god bless ferrets

[sterile stone]

Bro is seething like hell when he says that

[spare talon]

https://tenor.com/view/willem-dafoe-gif-25786623

[lusty oar]

meanwhile f pro vet is like "uwu ps-psykew yuo've loowook bettew 🥹. get y-youwsewf some m-m-m-medicae (n-not wike i cawe baka)"

[south grove]

I GOT MANSTOPPER

I AM ALIVE

AHAHHAHAHAHAHA

I've escaped

[paper harness]

I got it from melk

hehehehehehehe

[south grove]

I've never had level 2 blessing on melk before

it's always III to IV

[spare talon]

for which gun

[grizzled aspen]

They've been rolling db.

[remote lark]

db

[spare talon]

hell yea

[remote lark]

i spent 5k plas on that shotgun for manstopper before i realizd i couldn't get it any more

[south grove]

marksman's focus penance can finally be done

[grizzled aspen]

According to Dorn you can still pull it on a level 30.

[south grove]

I got both

one from mission reward one from brunt

alr how do I do this

I have scattershot IV

[fleet zealot]

from big E or brunts hourly store, but crafting it is worse than chasing any t4 blessing at level 30. better to just make a psyker, power level to 19

[grizzled aspen]

No he said you can consecrate to pull it.

[fleet zealot]

yea

it's worse rng than any t4 blessing

basically no reason to waste the extra materials unless you are at cap

[south grove]

There's a cap????

[fleet zealot]

when level 19 crafting is cheaper and it gets you it really quick since you'll basically be only pulling t2 blessings

i got both flechette and manstopper on my psyker in 2 shotguns

[fleet zealot]

yes

[rocky nacelle]

I actually remember this exact line lmfao

vets are so salty

[south grove]

I refuse to believe you. 😭

[rocky nacelle]

what game

[paper harness]

Yeah it’s just worse than attempting a god roll

[south grove]

plasteel disappear too fast for there to be a top.

[spare talon]

core keeper
very terraria inspired

[rocky nacelle]

I just checked steam

is it multi?

[rocky nacelle]

looks interesting

[paper harness]

Plasma user

[spare talon]

yes

[rocky nacelle]

why does jerma look like fucking

kenny from the walking dead

[spare talon]

it has king slime in it too from a crossoever

[rocky nacelle]

its killing me

[south grove]

https://tenor.com/view/jerma-jerma985-moomoo-jerm-gif-25108283

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/kenny-twd-feras-dead-chat-lee-gif-23355022

have you just started playing it cole

or was there some beta/ EA before

[spare talon]

i played a tiny bit of it 2 years ago when it was in a beta

[fleet zealot]

ferret dot exe has unexpectingly crashed

[misty nova]

Core Keeper mentioned, it'll stay on my backlog for a long time

[fleet zealot]

i wanna replay the dragon age series

but then i have to replay them and they are not as good the 2nd time around LOL

they need to do like, legendary edition remasters for DA:O-DA2-DA:I

[copper hawk]

@grizzled aspen this is gonna be our last

then we're gonna space marine 2

[grizzled aspen]

You psycho and meow?

@copper hawk

[copper hawk]

meow had to go

[grizzled aspen]

I see.

I can play sm2 though.

[copper hawk]

sweet

we r gonna be playing ruthless

[grizzled aspen]

I uh...

[copper hawk]

at least until i get bulwark to level 25

and then we go back to substantial

[grizzled aspen]

Don't have the qualifications to be playing ruthless...

[copper hawk]

it okay

we corpse drag u

[grizzled aspen]

My assault is level 5...

[median steeple]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/693362593758445608/1286126859125522443/8u4yuUgV-baNOeKl.mp4?ex=66ecc67a&is=66eb74fa&hm=66db04bf6bed08ca72a86509c15f9e1dacf770e9ff91fd04b6ec56074bb97a90&

[swift hazel]

is this worth picking up?

Right now I'm using this one, I have to replace savage sweep I suppose?

[grizzled aspen]

You don't want cleave blessings on a heavy sword at all.

[fleet zealot]

ehh perks and first target are low

[fleet zealot]

both those blessings are bad

hsword has great base cleave so you just want damage/power and then deathblow since the rework

[grizzled aspen]

The only thing I'd consider doing with the first one is scrapping it for t4 deathblow.

[fleet zealot]

^

[copper hawk]

lmfao yah

chum the first one for db iv

heavy swords are flakiac with dblow and ht

the blessings make the weapon

in terms of the hs

especially the ix

[grizzled aspen]

Its still got excellent cleave even without deathblow, though.

[fleet zealot]

yee you can cope with ht rampage

[rocky nacelle]

you have 8 days anyway

[fleet zealot]

it used to be the meta combo before dblow rework and it still works, dblow just now lets you kill 4 elites a swing so it's a no brainer

[rocky nacelle]

in 8 days all of our RNG shackles (will be partially broken)

[grizzled aspen]

Ooga booga, I cast behead 12 dreg ragers in one swing.

[fleet zealot]

you don't even take dblow for cleave you take it for the insane effect

[copper hawk]

we're on spez mareen

snogplast

[hushed knoll]

Hello ice cream sundae frog

[swift hazel]

So um, what should I aim for on the heavy sword? Been running this thunder hammer since so long

[rocky nacelle]

HSword wants Flakiac blessings, and DBlow HT

and if you're talking about stats

Defence is dump

for HSword

[grizzled aspen]

It has excellent defenses even with low defense stat.

Lots of stamina.

[copper hawk]

frog hates us

[grizzled aspen]

Only you pookie.

[rocky nacelle]

nop everyone hate me

[grizzled aspen]

❤️

[hushed knoll]

Frog loves me

[rocky nacelle]

everyone on noob marine 2

[grizzled aspen]

No I really hate you, Stan.

That one ain't even a joke.

The blasphemy you do to food on a daily basis makes me want to strangle you through my computer monitor.

[hushed knoll]

What why :(

[grizzled aspen]

YOU RUIN PERFECTLY GOOD TACOS BECAUSE YOU WONT TILT YOUR HEAD SLIGHTLY

I THINK YOU SHOULD EXPLODE

[obsidian prairie]

Same

Stan shouldn't be allowed to teach children

[swift hazel]

Should I roll as usual or does the upcoming update change a lot in terms of how to get good rolls on weapons?

[grizzled aspen]

Roll as usual.

The update says that it will improve stats based on current stat distributions...

I assume that means if you have like 75%+ in any given category, they'll go to 80, and your dump will go up to 60.

[lunar fable]

[grizzled aspen]

That way a perfect 380 is far more attainable than it currently is.

[grizzled aspen]

Stan deserves that.

In fact, words cannot be harsh enough.

[hushed knoll]

WTF

[hushed knoll]

I'm not ruining them

[obsidian prairie]

You can barely spell

[hushed knoll]

I'm eating them, just in a different way

[hushed knoll]

:axid

FUCK

[obsidian prairie]

Yeah, incorrect

[lusty oar]

axid

[hushed knoll]

Every person has their own tacolect

[rocky nacelle]

stan is a cannibal

[hushed knoll]

Like dialect but for tacos

[rocky nacelle]

he eats children

[zinc talon]

you axi'd hi

[hushed knoll]

Okri

[zinc talon]

like season twio of the witcher

hey fren!

"It's called axi"

okay henry caville tell memore about the witcher

[obsidian prairie]

Yeah and like French some of them are both incorrect and morally reprehensible

[zinc talon]

look into my eyes wehen you do it

[rocky nacelle]

the fr*nch

🤢

[lunar fable]

[fleet zealot]

i've surrounded myself in silver and iron to counter your naming curse

[zinc talon]

the one true fr*nch win in history

[zinc talon]

carpet shark agrees

okri learned a new joke the other night

it's gone either hilariously or completely bombed each time

WHOTCHA COLL A GROX WOTS ONLY GOT TEW OVVIZ LEGS

[lusty oar]

cocksleeve

[zinc talon]

LEAN BEEF HAHWAHAWHAWHAW

WOTCHA COLL A GROX WOTS GOT NO LEGS ATOLL

GROUND

BEEF

AAAAAHAWHAWHAWHAWHAW

[lunar fable]

[zinc talon]

yeah that was uh

I was on a roll so I rolled rightpast it

but on the turn around...

I am pleased to announce nightengale is a pretty cool game

and Gilthraite Braithwaite is hot on the case!

whatever art design and character modelling they used

I fell in love with half of the gals in the presets at first sight

[grizzled aspen]

Why do you say things like this?

[zinc talon]

it's the tourettes

[grizzled aspen]

Honestly, that could explain 95% of the things Backup says.

[grizzled aspen]

You are ruining them because you took a perfectly good, proper taco, and then you demonized it into a taco salad instead of just making a fucking taco salad from the get-go.

[zinc talon]

could be one of those teehee did I say something that made everyone turn and

things

[timber dock]

should i buy this?

[zinc talon]

it's okay

we are called to love despite ourselves

[grizzled aspen]

No.

[paper harness]

Weeklies done

[zinc talon]

and despite the best asnd worst of others

[grizzled aspen]

That's a REALLY low pen value.

[zinc talon]

yeah shimo

even I can tell you that one belongs in the Warphanage, not in a mission

[timber dock]

lmao

[grizzled aspen]

Knives are rather hard to roll.

[timber dock]

fr

[grizzled aspen]

You want everything but mobility as high as possible.

They're honestly just as hard as rolling a thammer, tbh.

[zinc talon]

this one

might equal out the damage

[timber dock]

thats great

[zinc talon]

of that penetration

[grizzled aspen]

Proper Warphanage material.

I executed my warphan Paul for blessings earlier today. Rest in piss, it will not be missed.

[zinc talon]

fartshart hasn't given me any new arrivals to the warphanage in a good long while

[grizzled aspen]

It was a 2% damage roll.

[zinc talon]

yeah

it wanted death

I'm the true monster keeping these things alive

[grizzled aspen]

I granted it mercy.

[zinc talon]

https://tenor.com/view/kill-me-simpsons-sick-agony-frog-gif-19977859

[grizzled aspen]

Kitty!

[zinc talon]

Codie has an ingenious heat exchange system

If cold, kitty mitties to kitty titties

If hot, kitty mitties in air

[visual stream]

Do you guys ever think about point multipliers for hitting different things when you're driving

Especially including people

[zinc talon]

Oh god all the time

[visual stream]

Not like actually wanting to

Just like

How much would that be worth

[zinc talon]

Multipliers sure

Base point value and set point bonuses no

It's too much work to decide the value of a point here, roo many variables

Butbdouble points for people talking in public using speakerphone?

[visual stream]

For sure

[zinc talon]

The whole room can easily agree on those

Triple for grannies and strollers

[rocky nacelle]

bonus points for runners

(the bastards)

[zinc talon]

10x for hitting a bag thief actively getting away

[rocky nacelle]

if you know what im referencing

you're based

[visual stream]

Bonus points for more physically active and especially bonus points for how much of a tragedy it would be

[zinc talon]

If you mean california/Washington bike and jogging lanes I sure do

[rocky nacelle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iQeBG1S0P0

if it aint widdle chuckie greene

🏍️

[zinc talon]

I watch a guy kick and cave in a door at a red light cuz the car was gonna turn right and had started to angle into the bike lane to do it

[ornate bone]

Did you guys see Mr. Beast's new line of adult toys

Fuckables

[lunar fable]

[zinc talon]

https://tenor.com/view/i-will-not-tony-scarapiducci-ben-schwartz-space-force-not-happening-gif-17484383

[rocky nacelle]

man

the memories of playing dead rising 2 solo

for the first time on my PS3

[visual stream]

Y'know I was afraid I had overshared with you guys and got put on a watchlist for a second but I was wrong

[rocky nacelle]

so peak

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2lrXrkSf54c

[visual stream]

I mean the second part is still true but

[zinc talon]

The fr*nch have a phrase for this

It translates to 'the call of the void'

[rocky nacelle]

oh that ol phenomenon

[ornate bone]

You're on mine now, I'm inside your room and rapidly approaching nuclear half-life

[visual stream]

Oh I love the call of the void

[zinc talon]

That momentary urge to jump off a tall object when you're looking down

[visual stream]

[zinc talon]

Or push your friend off

[visual stream]

Or any similarly, uncharacteristically terrible thing

[zinc talon]

Totally human urge very natural

[ornate bone]

Intrusivé thoughté

[rocky nacelle]

I use my call of the void powers to kill people with barrels

in clandestium

[zinc talon]

That's a great outlet

[lunar fable]

[zinc talon]

Cuz they learn(you hope)

My clique has a barrel jihad on clandestum

Soon as you see em they're first priority even mid horde

[opaque island]

why shoot dah barrel if there's no enemies around it? you guys are the problem

:^)

[zinc talon]

Because soon enough there will be

[fleet zealot]

so people don't blow me up when i walk by

[zinc talon]

And that

[hushed knoll]

Omg it's Ohio

Okra

Okra

Okra

[fleet zealot]

ohio okra

[hushed knoll]

Okri

[zinc talon]

Oh god they remembered

[fleet zealot]

CousinOkra!

[zinc talon]

https://tenor.com/view/twist-ah-gif-8284133

[hushed knoll]

Whya re you nmaed Ameiecal

Amelia

[fleet zealot]

i shrouded myself in iron and silver

so i can keep a consistent name and identity

for this server

[zinc talon]

But both of those reflect light

[fleet zealot]

your fae powers can't hurt me now

[zinc talon]

You can't shroud yourself in ref-oh

[grizzled aspen]

Until I take the iron and silver away from you.

[zinc talon]

Don't forget a line of salt at the doorways

[fleet zealot]

that just comes with being a gamer

[zinc talon]

Well gamers revolutionized the process

[grizzled aspen]

I radiate an aura of salt. Fae creatures cannot exist near me.

[zinc talon]

Eat doritos, drink the dew

Piss on your own floor cuz you're mid game

Piss dries, salt remains

[grizzled aspen]

No, it's just pure unadulterated rage, refined over years of self inflicted abuse via playing for honor.

[zinc talon]

Revolutionary.

[hushed knoll]

Why are you named snogplast

[grizzled aspen]

.

That's why.

[hushed knoll]

[grizzled aspen]

Until you learn to eat a taco correctly, your opinion means nothing to me.

[hushed knoll]

Correct is a subjective term

[grizzled aspen]

No it is not.

[zinc talon]

While it can be, it isn't with tacos wait what did you do

[grizzled aspen]

It is a factual term.

[grizzled aspen]

He takes a perfectly good taco, right. Then he smashes it.

[zinc talon]

What are you euros doing to my culture

[grizzled aspen]

Just fucking

Smashes the damn thing.

And then eats it with a fork.

[zinc talon]

[hushed knoll]

Wait is Frogcast European

[grizzled aspen]

Making a taco salad from the get-go would be too hard.

[grizzled aspen]

No I'm American.

[hushed knoll]

Or did you mean me

[grizzled aspen]

I just have a respect for food.

[hushed knoll]

So do I

[grizzled aspen]

No you don't.

[zinc talon]

[grizzled aspen]

If you did you'd eat tacos like a normal fucking person.

[hushed knoll]

I don't smash it, I cut it

[grizzled aspen]

THAT DOESNT MAKE IT ANY BETTER

[zinc talon]

[hushed knoll]

See?

I cut it

[rocky nacelle]

we should cut you

https://tenor.com/view/yami-vs-dante-dimension-slash-dark-magic-black-clover-anime-gif-25903495

'ate europisses

[zinc talon]

[hushed knoll]

There's nothing wrong in that pic

[zinc talon]

[hushed knoll]

Why are you crying

Look how nice and neat this setup is

[copper hawk]

:<

[rocky nacelle]

(ruins it 5 seconds later)

[grizzled aspen]

EAT IT WITH YOUR HANDS

YOU CREATURE

[obsidian prairie]

Actually disgusting

Its a hardshell too (eww before you ruined it)

[grizzled aspen]

Literally everyone in this server agrees that you blatantly disrespect food.

How can you look at that and say it's normal?

[zinc talon]

sending this to my liberal brother's blue haired twitter friends

[copper hawk]

That's me

[zinc talon]

so they can get all cultural appropriation

[copper hawk]

Im the lue haired twityer friend

[zinc talon]

well take solace in the fact it's just a phase, you'll be back amongst the living soon enough

[copper hawk]

Noh

Ive joined the war on the woke mind virus

On the side of the woke mind virus

[grizzled aspen]

Blocking Cica immediately.

Gotta quarantine myself.

[rocky nacelle]

you renamed yourself to a name cica gave you

already done for

[grizzled aspen]

Fuck.

[zinc talon]

heh pretty good

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/cillianmurphygun-cillianmurphy-jazmincoded-gif-3811002643797340103

[coarse birch]

you see but this is impossible

it falls out, or you crush it, or you hurt your elbow if you hold it properly

[north sedge]

Stan also said this to me in voice earlier "I'm kissing my piss in frustration "

[rocky nacelle]

we must kill stan

[coarse birch]

he is eternal

[zinc talon]

Reeducation camp at the least

[fleet zealot]

business

[nimble fiber]

we need do bury stan

[zinc talon]

I can smell this house, from my house

[zinc talon]

Ferrets sure are cute but god do mustelids have an odor

Amelia did you ever watch that channel I sent about the guy who keeps and clears vermin infestations using hand raised mink?

Clears rats and mice out of like, granaries and straw bale barns

https://youtube.com/@josephcartertheminkman?si=ySpMtepzxfTONPvm

I figured close enough to ferrets for you to enjoy

The little buggers grow on you to the point he'd do an episode like 'Tucker isn't here today he's feeling a little sick'

And you're like STOP. HOW BAD IS IT WHERE IS THE VET IS TUCKER OKAY DO I NEED TO SEND MONEY

CUZ I WILL COVER THE COSTS

[fleet zealot]

i do enjoy

https://tenor.com/view/stoat-stands-up-stoat-robert-e-fuller-stoat-rises-on-hind-legs-stoat-stands-tall-gif-12606962823053762883

https://tenor.com/view/sable-umora-cute-weasel-bread-gif-21620039

[zinc talon]

apparently mink are a lil more like....racoons

not in behavior or anything

but in the fact they'll semi-domesticate

they'll habituate to humans and be warm and loving when they want to be

but they still have that tack that if you do something wrong, you're gonna get bitten

and that's them politely saying mine

[fleet zealot]

yea

independence

[zinc talon]

free will

[fleet zealot]

domestic ferrets are bred to be highly social and dependent

that's not normal for mustelids iirc

[zinc talon]

most people think 'absolutely fucking not' and then let their cats continue to piss on the pillow they sleep on cuz it's diffrerent. somehow.

really isn't

he's got some vids where he lets em off the leash in an area he knows muskrats or nutria or whatever are nesting

lil free hunt creative time

and they come back when they want to, self-cage or allow themselves to be picked up when they want to, etc

the distinction I've noticed is, when they're at home in the back yard with him, they know that's the safe place

and become more docile and affectionate

when they get caged and uncaged somewhere else, they're on

[fleet zealot]

lemon

[zinc talon]

oh gawd

isn't removing the musk glands bad for em

or is an ordeal for them

I'd totally consider a ferret as a brother sister for codie but even as much coke as I do as often as I do it, my nose can suss out ferret stink like a bloodhound's

I aint livin in that, can't do it

[fleet zealot]

it is the same risks as castration

which you should HAVE to do for female ferrets anyways if you are not going to use them to make more kits

you do it at the same time when they are young and it's better for them

[tame mirage]

how do you all build your flamers? i actually kinda like showstopper for the memes

[fleet zealot]

76% burn, close to 80 in cloud radius and ammo, blaze away blessing

2nd blessing doesn't matter until 7-8 days then it will be rending flames

[tame mirage]

fair enough

[fleet zealot]

perks, flak, unyielding, maniac,

[fleet zealot]

OP is bugged

currently

[tame mirage]

ah

[fleet zealot]

does nothing to the burn damage

[tame mirage]

rip

[fleet zealot]

confirmed fixed on patch day tho

[tame mirage]

showstopper it is then

[fleet zealot]

only to be immediately powercrept

[tame mirage]

for now

[fleet zealot]

unarmored isn't worth it

[zinc talon]

yell it when you say it for the people in the back

[fleet zealot]

it's your best ADM and unarmored enemies have low hp

[rocky nacelle]

crazy flamer

[fleet zealot]

some people just shouldn't be allowed to own pets but even more people should be restricted for breeding pets

[tame mirage]

unyielding then?

[fleet zealot]

pet mills are terrible for every animal but ferrets are especially harmed by them

[rocky nacelle]

yes

id go unyielding on flamer cause fuck bulwarks

(also boss damage funny)

[tame mirage]

❤️ ty love you

[fleet zealot]

domestic milled ferret lifespan is like, 2-3 years on average

[rocky nacelle]

cant go wrong with unyield/flak

and np

[lusty oar]

which blessing is np

[tame mirage]

lol

[fleet zealot]

Carapace might be a good perk if it saves significant ammo for crusher pack melting post patch

cause rending flames will give you 20% rending

[rocky nacelle]

thats gonna be so stupid

carapace+rending

who needs melee

[fleet zealot]

might even see if i can test a 25% cara 10% elites

[rocky nacelle]

lmfao

[fleet zealot]

lol at least it's not the original text

first release of patch notes it was 1%-4% per burn stack based on tier

code and revised notes it's 1-4 stacks of 1% rending per hit, up to 20 stacks

so 60%->20%

thank the god emperor

[rocky nacelle]

true

[hybrid wing]

building a cursed zealot class

[fleet zealot]

more or less cursed than 1-1-1-1-1-1

[hybrid wing]

scout from tf2

[fleet zealot]

meh

[hybrid wing]

i am just running around with a shock baton and db shotgun

its fun lol

[fleet zealot]

barely cursed

[hybrid wing]

just imagine hearing scout quotes play in your head as you smack people

[fleet zealot]

like, curse of slightly burning your food

[hybrid wing]

i got the gloves to make it more scouty lol

i just mixed a speed build with guns and basically thats how i got it lol

hm now that i think about it its more memey then cursed

[spare talon]

why do you have 5 wounds.......

[hybrid wing]

im farming stuff to upgrade the gear

so im playing on malice

[spare talon]

but that still means you have 2 extra wounds than normal

also if you wanna farm stuff, quickplay damnation is the best

[hybrid wing]

just built diffrent

hmm good idea however my prim and secondary are just anoited for rn

[fleet zealot]

OK there is the curse

yea like

i assumed you were either going inexorable for the movement speed

or blazing piety cause manstopper dbarrle is ridic fun

[spare talon]

IJ doesnt give movement speed

[fleet zealot]

im going crazy

madness

[hybrid wing]

my ogryn build is pretty cursed too lmao

no good damage

but the toughness is crazt

[modern lintel]

you might just be totally cooked

[spare talon]

please do not tell me you have any additional wounds on it

[fleet zealot]

i meant the 10% right above IJ

[spare talon]

soon to be 5% lmao

[hybrid wing]

so basically

[fleet zealot]

but ogryn can do crazy damage

[hard nexus]

stupid nerf

[fleet zealot]

and have infinite toughness

[hybrid wing]

every time i hit regain toughness

[fleet zealot]

not really, the main effect is still there

[hybrid wing]

and when im facing a horde or a boss im basically a walking brick shit house

until ranged comes along and ruins my day

[spare talon]

the main effect is fucking dumb tho

of SC

its being nerfed cuz "the main effect is very strong" when its fucking not at all

[hybrid wing]

i laughed a lil too hard seeing some mighty swords and then my guy has the beating stick

[hard nexus]

oh

wait

swift certainty

not

the 10% melee attack speed

nvm

im dumb

[fleet zealot]

hi dumb

i'm stupid

[spare talon]

10% atk speed is above marty

[spare talon]

that person is an imposter

im the real john darktide

[hard nexus]

yeah i realize that now

[modern lintel]

john noobtide

[hybrid wing]

my guy looks like some civi who is somewhere he isint supposed to be

[grizzled aspen]

@hard nexus this is from the game you dc'd from btw.

Holy crap medal clipping on fh sucks.

[south grove]

yo

chainaxes

how do I make em

[lusty oar]

so you find 2 Orestians who love each other very much

[south grove]

yea yea I know that

which pattern's better right now?

[fleet zealot]

Mk12 easier, mk4 a bit more awkward, both are good, i prefer the mk4 cause it has more tools despite it being slightly weird

[hard nexus]

lmfao

[fleet zealot]

You dump your non damage stats, classic perks

[south grove]

does it just never unrev itself

[fleet zealot]

Mk4 wants slaught headtaker

Mk12 wants thrust+ slaught or headtaker

[south grove]

I'm running mk iv right now

[fleet zealot]

Mk4 lights and mk12 heavies are always partially rev’d

[lusty oar]

double thrust

[fleet zealot]

For mk4 specifically you

[south grove]

and it's awkward against horde unless I'm doing this wrong

[fleet zealot]

Fixing this

[lusty oar]

no don't

[south grove]

is thunderous decent?

[fleet zealot]

Just do heavies with push attacks

No

Chaxe adms are great so thunderous has little effect

Dont use lights vs horde at all, they are your single target

[naive stirrup]

they aren't bad in horde tbh

heavies are a lot better

[fleet zealot]

For mk4 light spam does comparable damage to a special rev’d attack

[fleet zealot]

They fixed clubthrough so lights aren’t hard trolling when it comes to clear but there is no reason not to just weave heavies and the occasional PA