zealot-class

[rocky nacelle]

and eternal and 2016 were already crazy

[zinc talon]

ah yes, the old shotgun shield

[rocky nacelle]

but this looks even faster than those

https://tenor.com/view/doom-doom-slayer-doomguy-doom-the-dark-ages-doom-dark-ages-gif-17796023110931187535

[frozen kernel]

Crouch sliding around your room with a wireless Bluetooth KB+M

[rocky nacelle]

ultrakill VR

I slide into a wall

https://tenor.com/view/brick-wall-harrypotter-harry-potter-gif-5046633

[lusty oar]

treadmill that translates your movements

[spare talon]

i would be jacked so fast

[rocky nacelle]

you would be what

[spare talon]

in the stripped club

[lusty oar]

https://tenor.com/view/love-live-static-hanamaru-kunikida-hero-gif-26329090

[opaque island]

you're the one getting slammed into the wall

[lusty oar]

https://tenor.com/view/nekonoi-katsu-nekonoi-evil-opportunity-evil-hand-rub-gif-25833181

[opaque island]

GODAMMIT

zealot chat dont make things horny challenge (impossible)

[zinc talon]

https://tenor.com/view/hmm-dr-iggy-frome-new-amsterdam-thinking-wondering-gif-16711162

[north sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/pikachu-pokemon-tongue-out-wiggle-tongue-weird-face-gif-16364996

[rocky nacelle]

thats just backup

also dough tweaking

[north sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/monster-pig-reagan-mask-darmine-gif-6743568957181143062

[rocky nacelle]

well thats definitely a new thing ive never seen before

https://tenor.com/view/tweaking-wegeekinghard-blud-tiktok-animatronic-tweaking-gif-18331326635054461479

[opaque island]

I Feel like ive seen this before

also which vampire clan do i wanna be?

ive already done malk

[lusty oar]

monster pig reagan

[north sedge]

i think you should leave

it's a pig in a nixon mask!

[opaque island]

i dont honestly remember what i saw it from or is that what its from

[north sedge]

that is what it's from

https://youtu.be/B1pwyCl5ymE?si=3SVxpt32yjVLvcCy

[rocky nacelle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2lsR9LofeG8

[north sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/freaking-out-concerned-confused-crazy-look-itysl-gif-17618875465987313259

[median steeple]

the fiend

[frozen kernel]

Gangrel. Go full Unga bunga

It’s actually kinda funny not needing melee weapons because your claws are so good

Also one of their powers is called Protean and that’s infinite meme potential

[grizzled aspen]

This is what I've been experimenting with. Chainsword and agri revolver on a piety build.

[spare talon]

i really wanna like the chainswords

but i hate both of their movesets

[grizzled aspen]

You gotta respect the boss damage though.

One chastise rev and it dropped half the plogryn's hp.

It was weakened, but still.

Also, I'm 95% certain point blank affects throwing knives.

[vapid sun]

Do you guys run one 20% sniper damage resist or none, finally got a 21% max hp with a natural 20% gunner resist

[full nebula]

dodge good

[grizzled aspen]

None.

[placid fiber]

Okay that run of Warren 6-19 went a HELL of a lot better than the last one I did... which was just me and Knify... and I had absolutely 0 idea of where to go that time cuz i almost completely forgot the map lol

[grizzled aspen]

5% toughness, 5% health, 20% gunner resist on everything.

[rotund shoal]

Malkavian is best

Not for first run though

[placid fiber]

Only took a little bit more damage than I wanted to for my starting set up with marty. :3

[modern lintel]

tragedy

[placid fiber]

Also: that team of randos were much better, overall, than the previous run's... but then again, they didn't vastly outdo my expectations by melting a bon bon. <.<

[grizzled aspen]

Also, on the run where I fucking executed that plogryn, all of the psykers on my team were running bubble and smite...

[lunar fable]

i have never seen so much plasteel in my life

[full nebula]

weirdly ive had a few games of auric tonight with 10-50s who actually were alright

[grizzled aspen]

And not a damn one knew bubbles destroy burgle puke.

[modern lintel]

poor!!

[full nebula]

like not mindblowing, but didnt need carried really

[lunar fable]

[full nebula]

must be new characters

[grizzled aspen]

Anyway, this build is not fit for aurics, methinks.

[full nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/reaction-farnsworth-futurama-i-dont-wanna-live-on-this-planet-rage-quit-gif-4970134

[grizzled aspen]

Fun otherwise.

[spare talon]

its possible to get up to 1210 if you get all plasteel on the map, all idols, and the martyrs skull
1100 without the skull

[lunar fable]

idk what a martyr's skull is

since i play on and off

[grizzled aspen]

Little relics that are collectible in each map.

They all have a way of opening them up.

The first time you collect them you get a chunk of plasteel, and every time you help someone that hasnt found one, find one, you get a chunk.

[lunar fable]

oh so maybe that's what the new random interactables are for

[grizzled aspen]

Like have you seen the pipe puzzle on enclavum baross?

That's to open the skull.

[median steeple]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/248972334327791616/1285805735711739925/a_dwarf_sees_an_elf.mp4?ex=66eb9b68&is=66ea49e8&hm=efdef78b1d8e61a0a8e15fdd4f5656bb5b09b9ae9f761150c2b95552971695bd&

[grizzled aspen]

There's also the assassination mission on chasm terminus, the first big room, you can shut off all the steam pipes, and that opens the skull.

[lunar fable]

i noticed showers were interactable

on that consignment yard map

[grizzled aspen]

Yeah that's one too.

[naive stirrup]

i was instantly reminded of male fanatic

[grizzled aspen]

There are 3 showers you have to hit at basically the same time.

[lunar fable]

and the chandeliers in that other map i forgot the name of

[grizzled aspen]

They've got little markers.

And yeah, those chandeliers are a parkour thing that your teammates need to help you with.

Once you get done with it, you get the skull.

The only ones I don't know how to get is the one on hab dreyko and the one in the magistrati oubliette.

Oh and the comms plex dish one, don't know how to open that either. I just joined a lobby one day and it was already open.

[placid fiber]

So... do the heavies on the heavy sword (for the strikedown heavies) do ~20% damage to carapace?

[grizzled aspen]

What's the ADM?

[placid fiber]

I divided the damage I see in the breakdowns and I got this...

Cause if that's right... wouldn't I do nearly 50% more overall damage to crushers with the Vet's 10% rending talent?

cause it should, then, be either 30% or 32.72%

[grizzled aspen]

Rending is additive to the current ADM.

[sterile basalt]

Yea

[grizzled aspen]

I think.

Against ogryns you'll do even more...

(assuming you have bring it down)

[remote lark]

you're an ogryn

[rotund shoal]

Still nothing

50% of a small value is still a small value

[placid fiber]

Yeah, which means I would do either 30%(if it is 20%) damage instead of 20%(which is a 50% increase) or 32.72% damage instead of 22.72%... which is 44% more damage, according to my calculator

[paper harness]

1.7k malice boy

[grizzled aspen]

I am 215 pounds at 6ft tall, I'm close enough to an ogryn without being somebody like Hafbor. (the guy who played the mountain in GOT)

[remote lark]

[racial slurs]

[rotund shoal]

Fat

[placid fiber]

Either way, the heavy sword would be a lot better when used against crusher on the Vet in that case with the Vet's 10% rending talent(except for when compared against chastise's 1 hit of 100% rending)

[grizzled aspen]

I aint fat, either.

[rotund shoal]

Sorry I meant

American

[grizzled aspen]

Still ain't fat.

[remote lark]

why compliment him

[rotund shoal]

But youre still dealing only ~250 damage on weakspot hit against carapace

[grizzled aspen]

Everything will be better on vet, it came free with their busted ass talent tree.

[rotund shoal]

You need to hit a crusher almost 20 times to kill it

The bonuses are "better" but thats because the base is so shit

That small bonuses are comparetively big

[paper harness]

On what weapon

[rotund shoal]

Heavy sword

[grizzled aspen]

Hsword.

[sterile basalt]

Veteran just scales higher

[paper harness]

It will not take 20 swims to kill

Not even close

It takes 6 with chastise on zealot

[rotund shoal]

Cuz rending

100%

[placid fiber]

It would be 233.28 damage to a weakspot without bonus weakspot damage talents and with a non-crit... BEFORE you had any headtaker power bonuses

[paper harness]

For one hit

[placid fiber]

That is with these stats

[full nebula]

need deathblow

[placid fiber]

And with all 5 headtaker and sustained assault stacks I do 305 damage to a crusher with the heavy 1

[remote lark]

have you tried hitting harder

[rotund shoal]

assuming the vet skills give you another 150dmg that 450dmg or 9 hits

[placid fiber]

I mean... Vet's get an easy 30% weakspot bonus damage talent... and my builds on Vet gets both 15% close damage for 10s and 10% melee damage for 5s on my career use. :/

Man... if I had desperado and the 10% melee damage node(without the +25% melee damage from a ranged attack kill)... I would be probably doing like... 500-600 damage against crushers :/

[grizzled aspen]

Don't forget superiority complex in that mix.

15% bonus damage to elites.

[placid fiber]

Oh yeah

[rotund shoal]

Yeah i was doing napkin math

[grizzled aspen]

Vet hsword might actually kill crushers faster than zealout.

[placid fiber]

... and in all honesty while the 20% ogryn damage talent might seem tempting, with the heavy sword I would definitely choose the 10% rending talent instead

[rotund shoal]

Why not both

[grizzled aspen]

^

[rotund shoal]

I take both most of the time

[placid fiber]

I mean... I would have to sacrifice some stuff I don't want to, but, I could

[lunar fable]

I can't wait to get a hsword for my vet

And ds4 for zealot

[grizzled aspen]

If my build is worth taking rending strikes, chances are bring it down is needed too.

[placid fiber]

Let me see...

[spare talon]

hsword plasma vet is not real, it cant hurt you
fatshark:

[sour oxide]

holy cow solo queueing maelstorm gloriana gives me cancer

[lunar fable]

I have not seen a plasma user in a while

[rocky nacelle]

whats the mael

also gloriana maelstrom is peak (not with randoms)

its extremely challenging

imo

[sour oxide]

DI III VII IX G

[rocky nacelle]

thats the muties/hounds/extra shit right?

and blitz

[sour oxide]

lol I always queue solo and just drag my team through

and barrels

[placid fiber]

Wow... if I took infiltrate instead of voice of command on the Vet I could get an even more fully fleshed out lower build on my Vet... like I could get surprise attack as well for +30% damage on leaving stealth

[rocky nacelle]

extra barrels clandestium....

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-try-not-to-laugh-gif-7682731162751353849

[sour oxide]

its not bad if you just blow them up as you go

at least the edge ones

[paper harness]

Why would you play that maelstrom

[sterile basalt]

What build is that

[paper harness]

Won’t play lights out

Will play that

[placid fiber]

I mean with these... I still have 1 extra talent point I can put anywhere...

[sour oxide]

I like the challenge

[sterile basalt]

Did u forget about grenade regen

[sour oxide]

lights out/vent purge no thx

[full nebula]

supression immunity

[paper harness]

No reciprocity

Sad

[placid fiber]

No, I am just theorycrafting this build atm

I mean I could take this due to the lack of nade regen

[paper harness]

If I got up I’d post my current kino melee vet build

[rocky nacelle]

[paper harness]

Do you play civi or 3veg often

[rocky nacelle]

gloriana maelstrom no matter what it is, will be a challenge

because gloriana spawns

unforgiving lmfao

[placid fiber]

Oh, lol I had leave no one behind instead of grenadier for my connecting talent to infiltrate...

[modern lintel]

last night was just double flamers every game

[placid fiber]

I don't play maelstroms often... or aurics... with how bad the randos can be(even with being somewhat competent)... I don't want to fucking go 3 full randos on aurics or maelstroms generally lol

[vague depot]

can i open up bulwarks by shoving them a bunch of times like in vermintide

or is there a easier way

[modern lintel]

erm suffrr

[paper harness]

Rando melee only is kino if there’s no psykers

[sullen forge]

@rocky nacelle I am struggling trying to make Nishiki right now lmao

[rotund shoal]

Impact crusher

[median steeple]

hmm sulfur. .. .

[lusty oar]

have you tried making out with nishiki

[vague depot]

unfortunate

i like chainsaw weapons more

[spare talon]

a number of weapons have forced staggers on their special action, which you can use when they swing

[sullen forge]

-10 years in the joint made you a fucking pu

[placid fiber]

I might want to eventually get myself fully adapated to auric maelstroms with randos... but rn? I just want to play and have fun, and with a full rando team aurics and maelstroms are generally not fun to me

[lusty oar]

https://tenor.com/view/yakuza-10yearsinthejoint-10-years-yakuzakiwami-yakuza-1-gif-12741868468428992133

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/nishiki-true-gif-10909733434899416530

[full nebula]

most things require a window tbh, not direct stagger against the shield

[spare talon]

the easiest way to deal with them on every weapon is to just play it like darksouls and dodge their attack and punish them while their shield is not up

[vague depot]

oh alrigh

[rocky nacelle]

dodge the bulwark and then double barrel both barrels in their face

[full nebula]

cant push or hit shield with much to stagger them, plasma gun i guess counts

[vague depot]

and if theres a group of them and I dont have a grenade i just play the long game and chip them down slowly right

[rocky nacelle]

eviscerator/crusher/and SMaul can deal with bulwark shields

[vague depot]

oh fr?

[placid fiber]

What, for Bulwarks? I've been getting myself better at baiting their swing and meleeing them after they miss me if that's what you are talking about.

[rocky nacelle]

they can make em basically break their guard stance

[lusty oar]

or just use 90 recon VId shots

[rocky nacelle]

yes the specials on those respective weapons work

[modern lintel]

u gaming

[sullen forge]

Dead serious though im struggling on which hair option to use

[vague depot]

i swear last time i used a rev evis heavy on it all i got were blue hitmarkers

[sullen forge]

cause you know how limiting DT can be

[vague depot]

oh ok

[median steeple]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1026567833653620757/1285821469049491509/1c16017ec9b64200a79675f286fe430b.mov?ex=66ebaa0f&is=66ea588f&hm=4a197beca120feeae4648d809f4f757a247ac0ef91befab96f340e70f4dca757&

[rocky nacelle]

mk15 eviscerator special / smaul special/ and crusher special

all fuck with bulwark shield

mk15 you can rev hit it and then just cancel with dodge or another rev

or block cancel

[vague depot]

i keep forgetting i can cancel the attack

[rocky nacelle]

I usually dodge to cancel my rev animations

[spare talon]

any time you dont have anything to directly deal with crusher packs, your options are take swings when one is open, use the enviroment to try and split them up more, or angle their backs toward your team

[vague depot]

i just get sorta hypnotized by the hits

[placid fiber]

Now if u really wanna troll... just take something like the really low item rating autopistol I got on my Vet and upgraded to orange... and take it to an auric or maelstrom.

[lunar fable]

Where's the majima knife zealot

[sullen forge]

its peak

[rocky nacelle]

rip

[lunar fable]

[placid fiber]

I mean... at the very least I can easily fully regenerate my toughness bar with it lol

[rocky nacelle]

not rn , if I get on its to barber my zealot

[rocky nacelle]

im right here

[modern lintel]

[grizzled aspen]

Frog is gaming.

Trying to figure out what build I wanna use.

[lunar fable]

That's not majima that's just some girl in a blue wig

[rocky nacelle]

hatsune majima

doesnt take disrespect

[sullen forge]

Paradise has been tasked with making Majima the moment he gets on

thats his mission

[lunar fable]

[grizzled aspen]

Martyr hammer it is.

[rocky nacelle]

go marty crusher

I went marty hammer and the game hit me with 30 dreg ragers

to make sure I dont do that again

unlucky !

[spare talon]

marty crusher is the best version of marty and it still feels bad
just run ij

[grizzled aspen]

Kid named flamer in my pocket:

[vague depot]

i run marty evis

[modern lintel]

shock maul marty kinda gamer

[vague depot]

i forgot exactly why i did that

[spare talon]

i am biased and just hate using marty

[modern lintel]

imagine shovel marty

[vague depot]

it was the build i came back to when i reinstalled and i just decided to roll with it

[spare talon]

dorn thinks si shovel marty would be fucking busted

[grizzled aspen]

Shovel martyrs would put rashad in the fucking grave.

[placid fiber]

... I completely gambled on this completely expecting absolute failure for all perks and blessings... how tf was my gamble actually fruitful with both a good perk and blessing on this shit?!

[vague depot]

gotta start using grenades more though when do yall like to pop a stun nade

[grizzled aspen]

When someone goes down.

[placid fiber]

Where as my mk3 shovel got screwed over fully with terrible on both blessings and perks XD

[grizzled aspen]

Flame grenades are "there are 400 dreg ragers closing on my position" or "this is a hunting grounds mission."

[modern lintel]

it was cooked from the beginning

[paper harness]

Second wind

[grizzled aspen]

?

What about it?

[placid fiber]

Like the stats on that mk7 shovel are even more mid than the ones on this mk3 one I've been using on my Vet...

And yet with Decimator t4 being on that mk7... it will be able to do overall better for damage :/

[grizzled aspen]

be Dorn
show up
"second wind"
refuse to elaborate
leave

[broken walrus]

we've had second wind, but what about third wind?

[placid fiber]

Also: the only reason I have t3 thrust on this is cuz I have no decimator tiers in my shovel's blessing pool...

[grizzled aspen]

Isn't thrust part of the 1shot crusher gimmick though?

[placid fiber]

but... I have my revolver for crushers...

I got the shovel for horde clear lol

[grizzled aspen]

But you can 1tap them with your shovel.

That's what the sapper shovel is for.

[lunar fable]

I only use my revolver for crushers if I'm too far for melee

[grizzled aspen]

If you want a horde clear shovel, us SI with skullcrusher uncanny.

[lunar fable]

And I can't close the gap fast

[sullen forge]

get carapace damage when UnL drops and thats a crusher killer

[grizzled aspen]

Don't worry about that! They'll come to you.

That's a big thing I think people forget in this game.

They (at least pubbers) run directly at melee elites in the line of fire of ranged elites.

[modern lintel]

wonder if marty dueling sword going to be crazy

[placid fiber]

Still... with the way the stats are on the mk7 I should be able to upgrade it into an ideal 380 rating right? lol

[grizzled aspen]

When they could just... shoot them and have them come to a spot where they can fight without being shot at.

[visual stream]

Where is the first wind anyway?

[grizzled aspen]

Honestly? Probably.

[lunar fable]

Pugs always ignore elite shooters

[grizzled aspen]

Though I suspect piety or IJ would do it more justice.

Piety for raw damage, IJ for just being untouchable.

[lunar fable]

Revolver + knives goes crazy

[copper hawk]

Dorn

More like

Dork

Ahahahahahahahahhahhdhgdvdvdv

[grizzled aspen]

Who are you?

[paper harness]

Go arrest some one

[copper hawk]

U r Z coded

[paper harness]

What?

The child speaks so oddly

[copper hawk]

Boomer

Boooomer

[grizzled aspen]

This cicatrices guy is weird.

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/toy-story-lotso-well-well-look-whos-back-look-who-came-back-gif-23944658

[paper harness]

Three years your senior, yes.

[grizzled aspen]

Old.

[placid fiber]

Well... according to the stat breakdowns on my mk7 shovel... Unless I crit I will do 0 damage with all 4 lights on it(before I get uncanny stacks)... and piss poor damage with the heavies... but in all honesty why tf would I use normal lights or heavies against a crusher(unless there were like... 5 of them on me) instead of special strikedown lights/heavies? lol

[copper hawk]

Ancient

[rocky nacelle]

did you just finish running

[spare talon]

what if....
i said....
all of you are weird.......

[copper hawk]

Yah

[spare talon]

https://tenor.com/view/ryan-gosling-believer-ryan-gosling-smiley-face-believer-gif-27554475

[grizzled aspen]

THE IFUNNY TSHIRT

HAND IT OVER

[rocky nacelle]

hopefully you shower this time

[lunar fable]

Why do you want that

[rocky nacelle]

: )

[lunar fable]

[spare talon]

im still waiting for someone to realize or know what the original is

[copper hawk]

Nop

Something something boysmell

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/stinky-bad-breath-breath-spoon-spongebob-squarepants-gif-4550340

[frozen kernel]

Hunting grounds for me lol Otherwise all flash bang all the time

[rocky nacelle]

smh i thought you were better than that cica

[frozen kernel]

Most people don’t notice when you toss them into a horde and it helps clueless pugs manage crusher waves easier

[copper hawk]

Conservation skies

[placid fiber]

Meh... I know, rn, I don't want carapace damage on the mk 7 shovel... I feel like, out of the other 25% damage perks, I want either unyielding or flak :/

[copper hawk]

Hunting grounds

[placid fiber]

I ain't trying to get the funny crusher 1 shot with my shovel. :\

[paper harness]

https://tenor.com/view/reverse-card-uno-uno-cards-gif-13032597

[lunar fable]

Ever since they added the "new" skill tree system I haven't used stun nades

[copper hawk]

Yah

[naive stirrup]

my bf could have told you that one

[copper hawk]

They're nice on melee only ive noticed

For dense groups of crushers

And maulers

Since fire does fuck all 2 crushers

[placid fiber]

The only builds I have that use stun nades are marty builds... every single other build that I have on all 3 of my level 30 zealots use throwing knives instead lol

[lunar fable]

I ran flame until I got addicted to throwing knives

[spare talon]

thats 2 reverse cards
resulting in it being back to you

[grizzled aspen]

The only other thing I think it could be is a swastika.

[copper hawk]

I only use tknives

Extra perk point

Plus second wind

[spare talon]

https://tenor.com/view/feel-that-thats-true-true-adachi-tohru-adachi-gif-7686386473571447384

[copper hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/yummers-the-boys-homelander-gif-26204488

[paper harness]

Guess I’m gay now

[grizzled aspen]

See that was just too easy, true ifunnier.

[rocky nacelle]

considering that Ryan gosling literally looks like a skinhead in that gif

its probably a yaknow

lmfao

[paper harness]

Can’t wait to move second wind

[copper hawk]

I will kill you

Dont touch second wi d

Or ill strangle u

[grizzled aspen]

Go put second wind by ewew.

[paper harness]

Best pathing, best blitz

[copper hawk]

I swear to Allah

[placid fiber]

I mean yeah, throwing knives are right after second wind... and I'm going to get the death defy and twbs on my zealot builds... so it really doesn't matter what blitz I get, cuz I'm not gonna save talents with that anyway lol

[copper hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/islam-astaghfirullah-haram-gif-22586634

[rocky nacelle]

I dont think allah and that religion would like you cica...........

me thinks

[grizzled aspen]

Who are you?

[copper hawk]

No they wouldn't

[lunar fable]

[rocky nacelle]

you should swear to someone else

[paper harness]

I’ll have you posted to Hood

[spare talon]

looking at the original movie plot, he plays a jewish anti simetic lmao

[copper hawk]

I know cuz ive spoken to Guests of America in a certain Place

[rocky nacelle]

LMFAO

[copper hawk]

While I was there on my last Deployment

[spare talon]

https://tenor.com/view/ryan-gosling-believer-ryan-gosling-smiley-face-believer-gif-27554475

[rocky nacelle]

he listened to kanye west once

[grizzled aspen]

[spare talon]

the smiley face being poorly keyframed over it is what really makes me love this gif

[lunar fable]

Quick

[copper hawk]

Ur jabs and jibes pass me like an idle wind

[naive stirrup]

the ifunny face

[lunar fable]

Somebody make him watch 21 jump street

[sullen forge]

IM GOING DEF CON 3

[rocky nacelle]

mfw I have to go into the boring star to change character

https://tenor.com/view/brain-dog-brian-dog-cooked-wallahi-im-finished-cooked-dog-gif-1849480349705279416

[placid fiber]

Bleh, screw it I'm gonna take +25% flak for my mk7 shovel... this is how it looks, now. <.<'

[sullen forge]

I demand to see the Majimer fit when its done

[copper hawk]

Oh

Oh good heavens

It's hideous

[modern lintel]

you think riposte precog or precog uncanny will be better for dueling sword zeal

[copper hawk]

It is anathema to mine eyeballs

[grizzled aspen]

I'm gonna be real, I think you might be insane wanting to run a sapper shovel for horde clear.

[copper hawk]

Takw it away

[rocky nacelle]

precog uncanny

but I already abuse precog uncanny on knife

[grizzled aspen]

Precog uncanny, considering duellist exists.

[placid fiber]

Well yeah, it has less than 50% mobility AND less than 70% on both damage and first target lol

[spare talon]

swap blood redemption with ewew
swap backstab with purge the unclean

[rocky nacelle]

I just dmg maxx out like a tard

[sullen forge]

Its useable just not optimal like SIM Shovel is

[modern lintel]

piety riposte dueling sounds kinda wacky tho

[rocky nacelle]

just chastise

[grizzled aspen]

100% crit chance.

[rocky nacelle]

[copper hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/yummers-the-boys-homelander-gif-26204488

[rocky nacelle]

this would make the right path get taken every single time

by me

[placid fiber]

I mean I'm guessing the relentless heavies 1 and 2(on the mk7 shovel) are going to do better over for actual horde clear than the all light spam I was using on the mk3 shovel... and on top of that I have t4 decimator on it. :/

[rocky nacelle]

even more so than I already do

EWEW and purge the unclean

https://tenor.com/view/the-boys-yummers-the-boys-yummers-meme-yummers-meme-gif-10229506808836437820

yummers

[sullen forge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/762840289647525918/1285662430898159819/twitter_1835818207715770527.gif

[rocky nacelle]

silent hill room reference

[copper hawk]

Ewew with second wind

[sullen forge]

DALE WILSON?!

[copper hawk]

Y u m m e r ..

[rocky nacelle]

ok I must

character create

[modern lintel]

veteran

[copper hawk]

I loooove carbonated water,,

[grizzled aspen]

My point remains. SI shovel is what you want for a horde clear shovel.

[rocky nacelle]

drink normal water

💢

[sullen forge]

Majima will be born...

[copper hawk]

It is normal water

[sullen forge]

in 3 minutes

[grizzled aspen]

What you have is a hole puncher.

[copper hawk]

But

Bubble..

[placid fiber]

Um... the mk7 shovel has the exact same profile on both heavies as the standard-issue monitorum sapper shovel... and I saw that video where cole was using both the shovel and db shotty... he was using heavies on the shovel for killing hordes...

[rocky nacelle]

no bubbly is not normal water

[rocky nacelle]

meow gif

[grizzled aspen]

He was using SI, and the damage is significantly different.

[rocky nacelle]

plague upon ye

[lunar fable]

Idk why I just randomly thought of this but

[grizzled aspen]

Also he was using skullcrusher, not decimator.

[lunar fable]

I wanna see an ogryn tiger drop a crusher

[copper hawk]

Wut

[grizzled aspen]

What is a tiger drop?

[rocky nacelle]

crinfe

zealot should tiger drop

not fat ass

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/yakuza-cry-about-it-cry-about-it-meme-gif-yakuza-kiwami2-gif-26060613

[lunar fable]

But big man funy

[rocky nacelle]

(its a counter move in yakuza series)

[copper hawk]

Weeb stuff

Hohoho

[rocky nacelle]

I know you arent fucking talking

with your maximum genshin

[grizzled aspen]

Oh you summon a fucking stand do deck someone in the throat.

[rocky nacelle]

profile

you bastard

[placid fiber]

I mean... I've been able to horde control(and eventually clear) fairly well with all lights on the mk3 shovel... the heavies on this should be better overall for cleave and stagger... so I mean... I'm not gonna lose anything besides if I accidentally light

[copper hawk]

Hohoho

Hahaha

Hehehe

[lunar fable]

IT'S NOT WEEB STUFF

[rocky nacelle]

blocking cica

[copper hawk]

Wait, im throated

[sullen forge]

Yakuza is NOT weeb shit...

grrr....

[grizzled aspen]

Also blocking cica.

[lunar fable]

[rocky nacelle]

no thats literally just him

doing that

lmfao

[grizzled aspen]

Unfriending and blocking, in that order.

[sullen forge]

me rn

[copper hawk]

Dame da ne game

[ornate bone]

sissue shovel

[rocky nacelle]

dame da die

[copper hawk]

W the dame da ne guy

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/dame-da-ne-guy-kazuma-kiryu-yakuza-baka-mitai-dame-da-ne-gif-10034947271090958516

[grizzled aspen]

Damn this chat has so many blocked messages now, I wonder why...

[sullen forge]

https://tenor.com/view/freaky-dog-im-fr-an-eater-qazira-dog-tongue-freaky-dog-tongue-gif-14576727459878736156

[copper hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/like-a-dragon-yakuza-tole-tole-mei-mei-tole-tole-cat-gif-13267161800197670066

[rocky nacelle]

oh wait I dont need to personality scourge

[copper hawk]

Yes u do

[sullen forge]

https://tenor.com/view/like-a-dragon-yakuza-tole-tole-mei-mei-tole-tole-cat-gif-417213997894921944

[grizzled aspen]

To rename your character? Yeah, you do.

[rocky nacelle]

cica hating on me once again

[copper hawk]

TOLE TOLE !!!

U need it 2 rename ur char

[sullen forge]

HER NAME IS MEI MEI

[copper hawk]

To tole tole

IT'S TOLE TOLE

[sullen forge]

die from 1000 suns

[copper hawk]

X___x

[lunar fable]

[grizzled aspen]

All in favor of lobotomizing cica.

[sullen forge]

https://tenor.com/view/like-a-dragon-yakuza-tole-tole-mei-mei-tole-tole-cat-gif-17922744437290406317

[grizzled aspen]

Breathe to agree.

[copper hawk]

I already am lobotomized

https://tenor.com/view/venti-barbatos-genshin-gif-12957733900303233597

[grizzled aspen]

No you're not, a singular shred of critical thinking remains.

[sullen forge]

https://tenor.com/view/like-a-dragon-yakuza-tole-tole-mei-mei-tole-tole-cat-gif-3284165247836114188

[copper hawk]

Hi tole tole

[sullen forge]

https://tenor.com/view/breaker-tole-tole-mei-mei-yakuza-like-a-dragon-gif-2443740787596651603

[grizzled aspen]

I'm going to pour hydrogen peroxide directly onto your remaining brain matter.

[rocky nacelle]

these facial hair options suck

high key

[lunar fable]

Hurray elephant tootpate

[copper hawk]

H2O2

[sullen forge]

the everything options high key suck but thats the charm of shart tide

[placid fiber]

... also I am not seeing much difference between the heavies on the mk7 and hte other shovel for the stat capabilities on the heavies...

[grizzled aspen]

SKULLCRUSHER, MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT

[spare talon]

heavy on top
heavy on bottom

[sullen forge]

@rocky nacelle I was able to make Byeah so Idgaf!!!!! 🗣️

[grizzled aspen]

[rocky nacelle]

go to hair styles

[copper hawk]

Ill crush ur skull

[rocky nacelle]

first 6 options are just bald

[copper hawk]

Freak.

[lunar fable]

No way

Byeah in darktide

[copper hawk]

LMFAO

[grizzled aspen]

You'd be doing me a favor, no matter how you decide to do it.

[placid fiber]

I mean dude... I was fucking light attacking hordes with the mk3 shovel WITHOUT DECIMATOR... and being able to kill hordes... What makes you think I won't be able to heavy attack with the mk7 shovel?!

:/

[grizzled aspen]

Because you'll be wrapped up for 4x as long with a sapper shovel than you would with SI.

[rocky nacelle]

like

awesome hair style selection fat shark

thanks

lmfao

[sullen forge]

the Mk7's Heavy wind up is slightly longer that Sissue's

[grizzled aspen]

Trust me, sapper shovel horde clear is ass in comparison to SI.

[sullen forge]

its

noticeable

[opaque island]

BALD

[placid fiber]

The cleave on the light attacks on the mk3 shovel are really mid... they don't feel a whole lot better than maybe an antax with 80% cleave targets and double the cleave amount... if even that... (and no bromentum)

[sullen forge]

take it from the Vet main

[sullen forge]

Its Useable its just

not great vs SI

[lunar fable]

👨‍🦲 👨‍🦲 👨‍🦲
👨‍🦲 👨‍🦲 👨‍🦲

[grizzled aspen]

I'm not even a vet main, I just do lots of melee combat instead of ranged combat, even on vet.

[sullen forge]

BALDTIDE

[median steeple]

finally some good bald men rep

[grizzled aspen]

The difference in ttk is significant.

[rocky nacelle]

bald people suck except saitama

[placid fiber]

Like my horde clear is kind of mid/ass with the mk3 shovel's light spam... It can't be much worse than that lol

[rocky nacelle]

[placid fiber]

especially since I have t4 decimator on this mk7 shovel...

[lunar fable]

Something tells me the guy in charge of character creation is bald

[grizzled aspen]

Also a huge issue you run into with decimator is that missing a single hit turns it off.

[sullen forge]

its a risk im willing to take

[sour oxide]

3rd times a charm

[grizzled aspen]

And you have like... 2 seconds to do that followup hit.

[sullen forge]

cause I tend to make it work with my shovels the most

[sterile basalt]

They’re all “sapper shovel”
Standard issue’s heavy sweep is a little faster than mk7’s heavy sweep but the attack profiles are identical outside of that

[placid fiber]

Yeah, and I am not really going to rely on it... I will just benefit from it when I am constantly heavying hordes lol

[sullen forge]

Honestly if you do that do Skullcrusher + Uncanny when UnL Drops

if you see yourself using it in hordes more

[sterile basalt]

SC + uncanny is prob the way to go

Decimator is just so mid

[sullen forge]

Deci is

an Acquired Taste

Cause i genuinely like it but it has downsides

[grizzled aspen]

The distinction is saying SI.

[copper hawk]

pawesome*

[opaque island]

I bet money that fatshark is buffing everything so strongly for a big difficulty update

[sullen forge]

Cataclysm Difficulty!!!

[sterile basalt]

Standard / mk3 / mk7, all are “sapper shovel”

[grizzled aspen]

Go back to being evil fucked up ouppy or whatever you were before.

[placid fiber]

Also, uh, these are the blessings I have for t3 and t4 on the shovel... t4 is on the left, t3 is on the right.

[grizzled aspen]

Again. The distinction is saying SI.

[sullen forge]

get your money up on your shovel blessings

95% of mine are filled out

[sterile basalt]

Saying “sapper shovel” includes SI

[placid fiber]

Well I will kind of be able to do that more easily while also playing my vet at the same time... with this shovel I currently have :3

[spare talon]

saying sapper shovel is like saying devils claw

there are 3 of them

[placid fiber]

I get that's why Frog is saying SI, to specifically talk about the shovel type that you get for your starter vet weapon.

[sterile basalt]

Acquire 100%

[sullen forge]

we're very close

1 Tier 1

and fucking Trauma 4

[median steeple]

the floater

[sterile basalt]

Also did u know that sapper shovels are coded as “combat axe” in the game

[spare talon]

camke

[opaque island]

somtimes it really does feel like hadron is just laughing at you

[sullen forge]

Behead the devs

[copper hawk]

Insert thigh head crush joke here

Audience claps

[spare talon]

im not surprised
the light attack combos for si are literally jsut rashad

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-comedy-peak-comedy-kill-me-gif-15760715

[rocky nacelle]

fart tide needs better tattoos

and just customization in general

[sterile basalt]

Combat axe = combat axe p1
Tactical axe = combat axe p2
Sapper shovel = combat axe p3

[rocky nacelle]

[placid fiber]

And I get this mk7 shovel might not be exactly ideal or the best option I have... but it is versatile enough for me to use, and I actually got t4 decimator on it which I will benefit when I am not missing my attacks into hordes or elites... x.x

[grizzled aspen]

I was thinking more like hydraulic press or sledgehammer, but sure, if that floats your boat, go for it.

[spare talon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1103125290877726812/1154611432017645578/20230803-1_2023_08_03_22_39_39.gif

[placid fiber]

Also, uh, the mk3 shovel felt overall better for me against hordes than the mk3 or mk6 power sword... idk why, but, it just does...

[median steeple]

lmao what the fuck

[rotund shoal]

Thoughts on knife + flamer without shroud? Do I need rlly good positioning then

[sullen forge]

Caxe = Meta
Taxe = Caxe but you want to use your brain
Shovel = Vet Exclusive Caxe

[placid fiber]

And not horde clear, but, rather the ability to deal with hordes overall(since I fell like I am controlling them a tiny bit better...)

[sullen forge]

https://tenor.com/view/cricky-flouride-stare-agartha-whitemonstergang-flouride-gif-11418389775457402751

[rotund shoal]

Asking regarding flamer use

[sterile basalt]

Tac axe is not even that it’s just sad

[copper hawk]

I loooove white monster

[sullen forge]

I dont instantly kill hordes

thus

I have to think

[spare talon]

https://tenor.com/view/kill-people-gif-25984064

[rocky nacelle]

what the fuck is wrong with fat shark

why would they not just make it even on both sides

who wants a shitty crossbow tattoo

[sullen forge]

this gif

I love it so much

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-wtf-shocked-cat-what-the-fuck-what-the-fuck-cat-gif-56584116250021707

[sullen forge]

that and this one

[sterile basalt]

It’d go so hard if if could use 3 blessings

[sullen forge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046913589614747719/1284620687012659200/4x-2.gif

[placid fiber]

The only thing I kind of don't like about the mk7's special heavy is that it has a diagonal profile for the swing... <.<

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/agartha-gif-8064374391985476419

[spare talon]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cam-cat-camera-cat-wide-cat-wide-gif-16729570673879006163

[sterile basalt]

I would actually rather have 3 blessing + 1 perk on a ton of weapons

[rotund shoal]

No shit

[sterile basalt]

Instead of 2 blessing 2 perk

[spare talon]

power creep to the next level

[rocky nacelle]

ok

[sterile basalt]

Not every weapon

[grizzled aspen]

Hunting SC 4 on shovels and my game crashes from a memory leak, great.

[sterile basalt]

But just some

[rocky nacelle]

I found good enough arm tattoos for me

[sterile basalt]

It’d be fun

[spare talon]

decimator uncanny skullcrusher

[rocky nacelle]

but no big back tatt

[spare talon]

on shovel

[rotund shoal]

Double lacerate + Fleshtearer knife

[sterile basalt]

No I’d run uncanny + SC + trauma

[spare talon]

precog riposte mercy killer on knife

[sterile basalt]

Permanent stagger uptime

[placid fiber]

what are the 3 best blessings for the shovel? x.x

[grizzled aspen]

This but on dsmk4 zealout.

[spare talon]

yes

[sterile basalt]

Knife deserves 2 blessing slots at best

[rotund shoal]

Knife should have innate laceratae

[sullen forge]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-stupid-slobber-the-bluetooth-device-is-ready-to-pair-gif-17323072743601828847

No

[median steeple]

we should delete knife

[sterile basalt]

Uncanny + skullcrusher prob

[sour oxide]

almost

[grizzled aspen]

I think some special attacks should have status effects, tbh.

[placid fiber]

cuz I'm literally using 2 of those, rn, for this mk7 shovel... and I don't have skullcrusher in my library yet so talking about how good skullcrusher is is kind of... well... yeah that's great to know, but, uh... I don't have skullcrusher lol

[rotund shoal]

Knife special attack should trigger executioner stance on any class

[grizzled aspen]

Imagine if hsword special applied brittleness.

[lunar fable]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1023679768597631088/1176032990242021446/wtfwtfwtf.gif?ex=65891492&is=65769f92&hm=d3d978d9a834f2e0cb2cd2198c544fd03b97e4b27f6e0906f3bd07573617662b&

[spare talon]

what

can you make decimals appear with truelevel

[sullen forge]

my brain shut off reading that

[median steeple]

what's with the dr robotnik zealot

[sterile basalt]

Let’s just say that making ur whole team do up to +80% damage on an enemy is a lot

[sullen forge]

DR IVO RRRRRRRRRRRRROBOTNIK

[lusty oar]

nah i'd win

[sour oxide]

\

lol wrong ss

[placid fiber]

Yeah, that's great... I just don't currently have access to the ability to put that on my shovels...

[grizzled aspen]

Alright, who had Backup being cut in half for 2024 bingo?

[hard nexus]

well, let’s just say.., my peanits

[spare talon]

oh youre trolling him

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/eggman-gif-26204683

[sullen forge]

https://tenor.com/view/fucked-up-miyamoto-gif-27100077

[sour oxide]

i told him it was his monitor

[rocky nacelle]

I wanna keep using judge but I wanna go back to agitator for majima

fock

probs just keeping judge

[lunar fable]

Just make a new zealot

[placid fiber]

And I'm wanting to use these shovels rn, not after I farm some blessings... I am not going into aurics/maelstroms with this shovel, so what tf is such the big ass deal about me using this mk7 shovel that at least has t4 uncanny and t4 decimator? Yes I know there's better options, but, I'm not bringing it to an auric or a maelstrom so those better options are not quite as requires as they would be in that case...

[ornate bone]

HOW IS HE DOING IT

[rocky nacelle]

this dude never heard of personality scourge

[ornate bone]

https://tenor.com/view/buzz-lightyear-gif-21327280

[rocky nacelle]

and what voice do you use

wise guy

[ornate bone]

Agitator

Bitch ass

[hard nexus]

female fanatic is the best zealot voice bar none

[ornate bone]

[median steeple]

kill this guy

[grizzled aspen]

Cringe!

[rocky nacelle]

I started with agitator

dog shit

get owned

[ornate bone]

https://tenor.com/view/buzz-lightyear-gif-21327280

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/call-of-duty-zombies-cod-zombies-shadowman-revelations-gif-21498229

[grizzled aspen]

Male judge has the best chorus lines though.

[ornate bone]

Guys

[placid fiber]

Just like how, on my 2nd zealot... I might actually have a well built knife... but I am not fucking taking it into an auric or a maelstrom until I am comfortable enough using it in general because I am not going to be the weak link due to not being good enough as using the knife lol

[hard nexus]

she’s literally me u don’t understand

[sterile basalt]

Just spend 50k dockets

[ornate bone]

I'm gonna have to favorite the Buzz Lightyear GIF like this

[rocky nacelle]

im personality scourging right now

people dont read

[ornate bone]

You guys are pushing me

[rocky nacelle]

lmfao

[hard nexus]

erm, “Avast ye blaggards!”??

[sullen forge]

me using all my power just to call your voice choice "mid"

[grizzled aspen]

Also I'm pretty sure female fanatic is the same VA for Kerillian.

[grizzled aspen]

EXCORIATE THE HERETIC

[ornate bone]

She's similar, but all Darktide VAs are different

[grizzled aspen]

BEGONE FROM MY SIGHT

[ornate bone]

Or so I'm told

[hard nexus]

not all scottish people r the same

[grizzled aspen]

She sounds uncannily similar.

[sterile basalt]

I think u, me & Larry have never actually played veteran trio before

We actually are all using different voicelines lol

[modern lintel]

mm yes gajin v smart just take zsu23-4 radar and put it .7 br lower then normal v balance i lov blowing spitefires to smithereens

[placid fiber]

but: Yes I'm going to keep in mind that I want skullcrusher... and probably the si shovel... but in the mean time I'm not going into ur goddamn auric maelstroms to screw u up with my piss poor ass mk7 shovel >_<'

[hard nexus]

except female my beloved psyker, that’s sienna

and bardin does one of the ogryns and i think melk

[lunar fable]

Don't we have sienna psyker

[spare talon]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDLmYZ5HqgM&ab_channel=Maurimies

[lunar fable]

Yea

[placid fiber]

God... having to fucking defend me using a shovel for a not-extreme end difficulty that I have on me currently was fucking ridiculous...

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/yakuza-majima-walking-entrance-arena-gif-16294708

[hard nexus]

huh

[sullen forge]

Oh god it begins

[rocky nacelle]

the tattoos suck in fart tide

[sullen forge]

I need to see this for myself

[lunar fable]

https://tenor.com/view/v-ideo-game-dance-goro-majima-yakuza-dancing-gif-17678213

[lunar fable]

Wtf is happening in that pic

[sullen forge]

Dont question it

water

[modern lintel]

average pysker experience

[grizzled aspen]

Guantanamo Bay

[placid fiber]

I'm using this for maybe at the most something like normal intensity damnation, not going full throttle into an auric maelstrom to bring team down with my shitty ass shovel...

[sullen forge]

Majimer

[rocky nacelle]

(I dont have real shirtless so I cant open it in my inventory)

or else it puts my clothes back on

[placid fiber]

I'm smart enough to know(and I have enough time in Darktide) for those difficulties I want nearly perfectly built weapons, not that type of makeshift weapon. >.<'

[lusty oar]

here is how you'd look if you were black and rosa parks

[rocky nacelle]

need that exact fit

[spare talon]

fucking what lmao0

[sullen forge]

That's a Commisar coat and... Idk the pants

[south grove]

alr

how do I fix this

[sullen forge]

but you can very easily make that in For The Drip

[rocky nacelle]

red prison garb with clown pants

might be onto something

[sullen forge]

I swear to god this is reminding me of some dumbass image

[lusty oar]

no it's an npc sleeveless vest
the pants are just psyker pants astra_pants_01 and rannick's boots

[sullen forge]

Seriously

[sullen forge]

that fucking easy

[rocky nacelle]

its over they took my prestiges

[spare talon]

might as well uninstall now

[sullen forge]

Its joever...

[rocky nacelle]

now I can go into auric heresy and play bad on purpose

[sullen forge]

https://tenor.com/view/itsover-wojack-gif-4367840179675491690

[rocky nacelle]

oh well

whoever was carried by dr umar

rip

also I like how I kept the exact same face structure

because they all fucking suck

for majima

[sullen forge]

you actually queuing right now, also yeah thats why I just fucking gave up and resorted to playing Byeah instead

[sterile basalt]

U playing rn?

[rocky nacelle]

im not

I got on to make majima

and im probably going to the gym soon

[sullen forge]

Completely valid

Making me realize I should sleep here real soon also

[sullen forge]

Contemplating it

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/be-the-change-amenadiel-db-woodside-lucifer-be-the-difference-gif-18399236

[sullen forge]

but I probably should sleep seeing I got work

My DM is showing up tomorrow!

[sterile basalt]

That’s fine

[rocky nacelle]

im just glad

I managed to make it look semi decent as majima

with fart tides shit customization options

[south grove]

how can I make this decent

idk

it seems decent against everything but dreg gunner

[lunar fable]

Wat

[rocky nacelle]

id just upgrade flak to 25% personally

or you could change flak to unyielding

and be funny and burn bosses to death

but for consistency against most enemies

flak 25% would be good

[south grove]

it shreds reaper right now

[rocky nacelle]

are you running this with purge the unclean

cause if you have that just max out flak

[south grove]

no

I'll check breakpoints

yea I need flak on it

[sterile basalt]

Swap infernus to ghost

[south grove]

alr

[spare talon]

raking fire could be an option if you dont use your gun that much
purely as a burgle destroyer

[hard nexus]

ok tbf that shovel kind of sucks

[rocky nacelle]

pop the burgle

roast the burgle

[obsidian prairie]

Fuck burgle, all my homies hate burgle (I have no homies who know what a burgle is)

[south grove]

it feels pretty satisfying for zealot so I'll probably get one for vet too

is vet the same for this?

ghost and dum dum right

[hard nexus]

does anoint in blood do anything with a flamer

[spare talon]

yes

[hard nexus]

pawesome

i never actually tested it

[rocky nacelle]

imagine reading talents

🤪

[hard nexus]

mk2 evis h2 should deal mk15 heavy damage

[rocky nacelle]

enhanced descriptions for anoint in blood is pretty crazy

I think they even have some numbers in there

[spare talon]

paste it

[hard nexus]

i should get enhanced descriptions

[rocky nacelle]

I

got off darktide

cause im going to the gym

[hard nexus]

stinker

[rocky nacelle]

better find it yourself

[spare talon]

EXPLODE

[lusty oar]

lmao

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/get-real-yakuza-yakuza4-yakuza4get-real-saejima-gif-27065842

[spare talon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/847815813300879360/1276072753488855171/smileybeef_-_1824476702992376093.gif

[grizzled aspen]

...

[hard nexus]

lmfao

[grizzled aspen]

You know what I must post now.

[hard nexus]

i summoned him

[rocky nacelle]

https://www.nexusmods.com/warhammer40kdarktide/mods/210?tab=files

[rocky nacelle]

oh enhanced descriptions updated

[spare talon]

testimony from only yourself is hardly valid

[rocky nacelle]

let me update rq

[hard nexus]

frogcast is obsessed with me

[lusty oar]

that should be a dreg tox bomber line tbh

[hard nexus]

true

[rocky nacelle]

I dont think you have to go invisible to avoid frog

[hard nexus]

“behold, the one true girlstink!”

[rocky nacelle]

frog cant be obsessed

[grizzled aspen]

No.

[grizzled aspen]

I can, but my one true obsession is authoritarian governments in stellaris.

[rocky nacelle]

i sent you the mod if you dont download it meow because your adhtism is acting up and fucking with frog

[lusty oar]

frog is just about your girlstink

[rocky nacelle]

thats on you

[grizzled aspen]

There were like 7 other people there that can also testify. I'm just the only one that screenshot it.

[spare talon]

oh i was referring to their statement

that it was amazing

yet there seems to be no one else who can confirm

[grizzled aspen]

...

Are you implying you want a whiff? Because that's what I'm hearing.

Freaky little freak.

[spare talon]

no

im calling them a liar

[grizzled aspen]

Fregly looking mf.

[lusty oar]

he's gonna post that persona pic again

[copper hawk]

y did u type this

[median steeple]

evil thoughts

[grizzled aspen]

Evil actions.

[spare talon]

i am no longer offended by this cuz of the fact that i dont look like fregley in the slightest and you just made that up

[copper hawk]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046913589614747719/1285756926357147669/Meowtie_Cat_Thks_to_Cica.mp4?ex=66eb6df3&is=66ea1c73&hm=17ad60f1ab025c4646ddca111ddaf77df01b9610d54ae9d728461d8454c17585&

[grizzled aspen]

Nah bro you're literally Fregly.

In both his looks and mannerisms.

[spare talon]

i look like male preset #2

[copper hawk]

i am none of the male presets

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/grant-meek-grant-meek-meekmillie-gmeek-gif-26137336

[copper hawk]

but maybe one of the female ones

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/sadhotgirl-sadhotgirls-gif-24811889

[grizzled aspen]

Something something, singular testimony, something something.

[copper hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/rena-ryuugu-higurashi-no-naku-koro-ni-dance-anime-girl-happy-dance-gif-24672851

i loooove running

i loooove running

[rocky nacelle]

@sullen forge got a better pic cause its in the main menu

[copper hawk]

must've been a fast time at the gym para,,

[grizzled aspen]

Wack ass mf.

[copper hawk]

sigh,,

[sour oxide]

slowly falling in love with the crusher

[grizzled aspen]

This guy likes to be exhausted.

[rocky nacelle]

im literally

going to the gym

after I send hahnda my doomguy gunker build

🙄

[grizzled aspen]

Para is texting and driving.

[copper hawk]

yah OK

yah yah OK

[median steeple]

very cis of you

[sour oxide]

I used to have a shirt that said don't drink and drive you might hit a bump and spill ur beer

[grizzled aspen]

Booze cruisers aren't the issue, booze crashers are.

Shrimply don't crash.

[sour oxide]

my car drives itself so as long as its not drunk we good

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/drunk-driving-chad-gif-17732796162030569619

[grizzled aspen]

By the way, why the FUCK are airframe helmets like 300k rubles to Ragman?

[sour oxide]

because thats tacticool usec stuff

[grizzled aspen]

I just dumped an m80 through this guy's dome and almost bricked his helmet into Fence trash but it's still 280k rubles.

[copper hawk]

s.t.f.u.

[median steeple]

I knew you hate me

[copper hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/bridget-ballin-basketball-basket-ball-guilty-gear-gif-5258528052487947557

[copper hawk]

stalker 2 will never come out..

[median steeple]

mhm mhm

[grizzled aspen]

You'll never get to enjoy it.

[median steeple]

and you will never play with me when I ask

[sour oxide]

S.T.A.LK.E.R otherwise no one knows what youre talking about

[grizzled aspen]

It'll have a vril filter on it that femboys can't bypass.

[south grove]

that's a woman this time right

[rotund shoal]

everyone knows what hes talking about

[median steeple]

yea brisket is a gril

[grizzled aspen]

No.

[south grove]

mmm

thank god

[rocky nacelle]

look up bridget guilty gear

to find out more

[sour oxide]

no

[copper hawk]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1280595238829690900/1285820042147008542/image.png?ex=66eba8bb&is=66ea573b&hm=e65407730affe5f0979c893234cc30cee8d75f659ef9e7a7023ce00236e18e90&

[rotund shoal]

who doesnt know stalker

they should leave

[south grove]

https://tenor.com/view/deepwoken-deepwoken-block-parry-dodge-block-parry-dodge-low-tier-god-gif-24722977

[copper hawk]

no town hall like a diddy town hall

[sour oxide]

I know a stalker

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/ggs-brisket-bridget-gif-27207644

[spare talon]

i hope bridget dies a painful death

[copper hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/bridget-guilty-gear-strive-may-6h-gif-15396031142821528344

[rotund shoal]

holy hell

[spare talon]

[sour oxide]

wha

[median steeple]

no joy in your life

[spare talon]

i hate bridget with a passion

[grizzled aspen]

The booty bump that fucking kills you:

[copper hawk]

cole hates bridget

the same way i hate hello kitty girls

[median steeple]

I hope your children never visit you in the retirement home

[grizzled aspen]

Well, I'll never have children of my own, so that isn't an issue.

[modern lintel]

literally what u r

[grizzled aspen]

[copper hawk]

i dont like any of these kittens

[median steeple]

cica wouldn't know what thes

[copper hawk]

i like the bubble brother that is just bar of soap

[spare talon]

bridget fans when the joke is that bridget is in the image

[lusty oar]

lol all the uwu pushes it off the screen

Up to runs away 25% B-b-b-base nuzzles your necky wecky Wanged cries Damage, glomps and huggles weduced the fuwthew licks lips y-y-you glomps awe f-f-fwom the tawget.
++++++++++++++++++++++++

• Beyond 12.5 metews, the D-d-damage buff decweases cries winyeawwy untiw runs away it w-w-w-woses its effect at 30 metews:
  then the chart from kuli's guide
• A-a-a-awso incweases the screams D-d-damage o-o-of "Bwades of F-f-f-faith", "Stunstowm G-g-g-gwenyade" and pounces on you

[rotund shoal]

If I find you, you will

[median steeple]

wow you did it for me lmao

[spare talon]

https://tenor.com/view/nostalgia-critic-doug-walker-diesel-nation-funny-laughing-gif-17346062

[copper hawk]

cuz i only use bar of soap

and never

shampoo or body wash or conditioner

cuz soap is easy

[median steeple]

That's why you SMELL

[spare talon]

you ruined by joke by all typing at the same time

[hard nexus]

hate

[rocky nacelle]

thats zealot chat

[spare talon]

https://tenor.com/view/nostalgia-critic-doug-walker-diesel-nation-funny-laughing-gif-17346062

[rocky nacelle]

happens to me all the time

[south grove]

What did this fictitious character do to incur your distaste, might I ask?