zealot-class

[paper harness]

Based and emperor pilled

[stone fern]

some shit is hard to read

i skipped horus rising because it was hard

[modern lintel]

for a shark perhaps

[rocky nacelle]

dont go bringing race into this now buddy

https://tenor.com/view/shark-reaction-gif-8243733638205383897

[stone fern]

english isnt my first language 🤷‍♂️

[paper harness]

Some races are better than others

[paper harness]

It is not mine either

[ornate bone]

yeah, I tried to check out a copy of "How To Topple The United States Government For Beginners" and suddenly the CIA, FBI, NSA, DoD, and every other 3 letter organization were all over me

[stone fern]

and horus rising uses a lot of obscure terminology

[rocky nacelle]

stop dorn you're gonna make everyone think zealots are racist

[median steeple]

We turning left and left again

[stone fern]

hmmm

[paper harness]

F1 is the superior race

[stone fern]

dorn lore

[rocky nacelle]

burnout better

[modern lintel]

im not even gonna lie i was having a hard time understanding knifys accent last night @rocky nacelle

[rocky nacelle]

[rocky nacelle]

I had a feeling he was asian

[reef schooner]

I like rally 3:

[rocky nacelle]

cause ive heard accents like that before

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/kitty-cat-driving-car-cute-gif-16109266

[median steeple]

https://youtube.com/shorts/AkV2mf6vjhk?si=u8wQHiyyZOE56bIS

[merry flume]

this is why i only play videogames with east coast americans

[frosty herald]

para arent you asian

[rocky nacelle]

but wolf was funny

[misty nova]

Not the zealer

[stone fern]

really tho

[velvet hawk]

can this be saved?

[stone fern]

if you compare horus rising and galaxy in flames the second is A LOT easier to read

[rocky nacelle]

part yea or full I guess if you wanna count islanders

[modern lintel]

i think cica was onto something w the french or german tbh

[rocky nacelle]

cica will never be right

💢

[pale spindle]

Wait I didn't even see this ☠️

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/explain-cat-confused-gif-7427957627644190403

[rocky nacelle]

I wont let him have the benefit

of being right

[stone fern]

low damage but maybe crafting update can fix it if all points go into damage

[frosty herald]

explain so i can be meaner to you more accurately

[rocky nacelle]

no

[stone fern]

keep it for now

[ornate bone]

well they clearly aren't sorry they do not enjoy hearing about bitches and cars and money and cheating

[grizzled aspen]

If you can't infer that he is half islander half asian then you might be a little stupid...

[modern lintel]

i get to be a german irish puerto rican mutt

[grizzled aspen]

[rocky nacelle]

ok if you know what song this is the game intro of maybe I dont hate you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjTTB6yII4o

[lunar fable]

i still have not read anything about the crafting changes

[merry flume]

it's hilarious that of all discords i see that posted unironically

[grizzled aspen]

Go read, then.

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/p-diddy-diddy-puff-daddy-apology-video-gif-17424809521115543488

[ornate bone]

HOLY SHIT IS THAT METAL GEAR RISING REVENGEANCE

[modern lintel]

let it be a surprise

[frosty herald]

SHUT UP

[pale spindle]

I feel like this is the most overused "critisim" of Hip Hop on the planet, that's why I find it soo funny 💀

[ornate bone]

lmao, as if I don't know what it is, it's Red Dead Revolver, duh

[bold pumice]

Any crusher users here? I can't decide if I like ti

[ornate bone]

who could forget about the unforgetable game, Red Dead Revolver

[rocky nacelle]

that song is the intro for one of the best looter shooters ever made

[stone fern]

crusher good

[rocky nacelle]

[ornate bone]

Which of the two assault chainswords are the better one? Going to finally use other things besides heavy evi

[ornate bone]

ah ok so that excludes borderlands automatically then

that narrows it down

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/hop-on-borderlands2-get-on-borderlands-2-borderlands-2-borderlands-3-get-on-borderlands-3-gif-4059838447453677208

[merry flume]

you're about to get the most cherrypicked argument in a few minutes lmao

[acoustic dune]

does anyone know how ti make this into a sniper

[modern lintel]

the game child me broke my ps2 cause i had no swag yes

[pale spindle]

Wait what? 🤔

[bold pumice]

It seems to knock people around a little too far. I end up getting enemies behind me

[frosty herald]

anything after pre sequel is exluded

[merry flume]

usually when you laugh at people for having such a closeted opinion on music they go out of their way to pick the worst examples to prove themselves right

[modern lintel]

skissue

[bold pumice]

I can see that

[stone fern]

crusher is great the combos take a lot of learning tho

[pale spindle]

Like I'm sorry but since the 80s, that's basically what all popular music has been.

Its not a hip hop thing it exists in every genre, it's fun and safe to flaunt about things like material wealth to the convential music audience

[merry flume]

crusher with thrust is going to fuck so hard

[visual stream]

I didn't say it was the whole genre but it's definitely a big part of it

[stone fern]

slaughter thrust crusher

[visual stream]

Hence why I said

[stone fern]

lets FUCKING GOOO

[visual stream]

"If it distinguishes itself from that I like it"

[frosty herald]

so if im reading this right

[visual stream]

Bro loves being a hater

[frosty herald]

you need blessings to max out mastery

[ornate bone]

yeah we gotta start pushing boundaries, like flaunting about material wealth but doing it ironically, you know? sort of a critique on capitalism right

[pale spindle]

🤔

[pale spindle]

Bruh who cares is the point? 💀

[visual stream]

Onto something

[merry flume]

you can really learn a lot about a person from their "on repeat" spotify playlist...

[visual stream]

I DO, I DO

[ornate bone]

yeah, like that they're stupid because they use spotify

imagine using spotify

[modern lintel]

hrrrng i fucking love the garden

[visual stream]

Nah not really, I don't care too bad or make it my personality, just a criticism since it happens more in that genre than most

[pale spindle]

I listen to Swans on repeat does that make me shit 😔

[merry flume]

i don't know who swans is

[pale spindle]

But it's such a stereotypical critisim that can be played under devil's advocate

[ornate bone]

yeah sure why not

[visual stream]

https://tenor.com/view/gmod-ragdoll-video-game-video-game-gif-20573521

When a song in any genre has a good rhythm and tune but the lyrics are the shallowest shit ever

[ornate bone]

I don't even know swans but sure

[modern lintel]

https://open.spotify.com/track/1jIiPHADGL27jgvQ8DcUYR?si=btYnEd1BRp2_vecz2PfBvA&context=spotify%3Aplaylist%3A37i9dQZF1Epxyer7wBkd9m

[ornate bone]

lyrics? who needs lyrics

[merry flume]

the same people who make that argument also wear this

[frosty herald]

one thing i dont understand

[pale spindle]

TRUUUU

[merry flume]

rap is crap....heh..

[visual stream]

True enough, which is why I don't keep a closed mind to listening to the genre

[paper harness]

Rap sucks

[frosty herald]

will the weapons we originally have still exist?

[ornate bone]

clothing? doesn't everyone wear clothing?

[stone fern]

real

[merry flume]

https://tenor.com/view/gamer-memes-gif-19121279

[stone fern]

personally i would have just died

[ornate bone]

I agree, rap is mid

[stone fern]

rap sucks

[paper harness]

Quite literally how I assume half of the people in here look

[merry flume]

how i assume everyone looks here

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-funny-gif-21458853

[ornate bone]

every day I get more and more grateful I don't look like that

[spare talon]

hatred in my soul

[paper harness]

Real

[stone fern]

so tru me frfr

[paper harness]

That dude isn’t making it

[modern lintel]

and heres the yapper

[ornate bone]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cute-cat-yap-yapper-yapping-gif-5642199211123099306

[paper harness]

British rap sucks

Better?

[ornate bone]

what do british people rap about?

the queen?

[pale spindle]

Hey man, talking about liking thing like cash is at least honest.

I would prefer that over 20 trillion white guys with a ukulele talking about how depressed they are. 💀

[ornate bone]

stabbing people?

[merry flume]

i don't think any specific genre sucks

[stone fern]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqQGUJK7Na4

[paper harness]

Modern country

Pretty universally trash

[frosty herald]

theres an extremely thin line between uk rap and drill

both suck

[median steeple]

I HATE MA WIFE AND MA KIDS WONT TALK TO ME

[merry flume]

red solo cup kinda goes hard

[stone fern]

every country is either shit or broke

name one country that is neither

[acoustic dune]

does anyone know if i can make the agrita shotty into a sniper?

[median steeple]

iceland

[merry flume]

red solo cup

i life you up

[ornate bone]

I would prefer that over 20 trillion white guys with a ukulele talking about how depressed they are. 💀
Is that not every apology on youtube?

[stone fern]

theyre all cousins there

[merry flume]

lets have a party

[stone fern]

and they all have stds

[paper harness]

Liechtenstein

[median steeple]

fake ass nation

[stone fern]

damn

got me

[modern lintel]

fake

[ornate bone]

antarctica

[pale spindle]

TRUUU

[median steeple]

UN plant of a country

[stone fern]

not a country

also not real

[ornate bone]

oh yeah? well guess what, I just became the ruler of antarctica

[median steeple]

andorra

[ornate bone]

I put a flag down there

[merry flume]

any men i trust enjoyers

[ornate bone]

nobody contested me either

so I am now the ruler of antarctica

[stone fern]

ok pay 20k to go there

[pale spindle]

People who "hate rap" are the kind sof people who unironically like this shit:

https://youtu.be/FCvCL-MqW4s?si=nWmyOQtJkxyXhm-j

[stone fern]

and then get shot by chilians

[pale spindle]

Prove me wrong 🧍🏻

[rocky nacelle]

I havent heard them in forever

[ornate bone]

best country on earth, all citizens of antarctica (currently just me) are very happy

[rocky nacelle]

but they are so good

[ornate bone]

100% happiness rate

[paper harness]

Austria is nice

[spare talon]

rap fans when i show them that you can actually make rap good if you add actual music to support it

https://tenor.com/view/of-course-gif-21373815

[paper harness]

The part I am from is

[merry flume]

show me your top 5 rap songs right now

[stone fern]

austria is the most boring place on the planet

i went there for a couple of days

[ornate bone]

yeah, their president doesn't even get multiple assassination attempts on them

imagine

[stone fern]

legit empty all the time

[visual stream]

It was briefly a very interesting place to be some time back

[stone fern]

everything closes after 8

[paper harness]

Yeah but it’s one of the rare places in Europe where I can possess firearms without much trouble

[median steeple]

you say this when turkey exists

[stone fern]

turkey shouldnt

[ornate bone]

Turkey is actually pretty accepting of refugees so they are interesting

unlike america

[median steeple]

clad are perhaps greek

[stone fern]

90% of my isntagram is turks and greeks talking shit to eachother

no

[modern lintel]

bulgarian

[paper harness]

Turkey and Greece are as broke as each other

[visual stream]

I love Euro countries just being turbo racist to each other

[ornate bone]

what is the objectively best country anyways?

like sweden or something?

[median steeple]

Listen at least greece got F35s while turkey sucked russia too hard so they got banned from the program

[pale spindle]

Beyonce

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/great-success-yes-gif-5301633

[stone fern]

sweden sucks

[stone fern]

agartha

[paper harness]

The gangs in Sweden use explosives

Fun fact

[ornate bone]

very fun

so norway?

[stone fern]

i know exactly what wiki page you're talking about

[ornate bone]

surely norway can't be all bad

[paper harness]

It was on my security brief when I was there

[stone fern]

oil based economy bad realestate market high taxes

if you dont own a home there you're not gonna make it

[visual stream]

Finland

[paper harness]

Poland probably going to become the highest gdp euro nation

The Netherlands is basically Mexico

[merry flume]

finnish femboys

[ornate bone]

what about germany?

[stone fern]

germany sucks ass

[paper harness]

Germany reverted to coal power

What do you think

[stone fern]

very bad housin crisis

[ornate bone]

well shit

[stone fern]

everything is expensive

[median steeple]

add Alan wake and control to that as well

[pale spindle]

Fear and Hunger
Unique

Pick one

[stone fern]

my electricity when i went there trippled

[modern lintel]

spain

[paper harness]

Finland was lovely when I was there

[median steeple]

also I find it funny that the person who made SCPCB made helped make barotrauma

[ornate bone]

what about spain

[stone fern]

I PAID 200 EURO IN UTILITIES ON A SMALL ROOM IN GERMANY

200 EURO

[ornate bone]

can you put that in american please?

[stone fern]

MUCHO DINARO

[paper harness]

260 bucks

[obsidian prairie]

That sounds off

[ornate bone]

you're thinking pounds to dollars, not euros to dollars

[stone fern]

i have a friend that works as a doctor in germany fucker wanted to stay with me when i was in another country

mfer

[visual stream]

I tried Fear and Hunger for about ten minutes and the first enemy I encountered was a big musclehead with a spike-tipped, two-foot long penis who said, word for word, ||"R..Rape..."||

[paper harness]

I don’t care about the euro

[stone fern]

how do you not make enough for a hotel

[paper harness]

[median steeple]

200 euro is 222 USD

Euro sweep

[obsidian prairie]

Yeah it’s 200 dollars to 222

[visual stream]

I turned off Fear and Hunger

[ornate bone]

true but still

[pale spindle]

Good 🙏🏻

[stone fern]

its ok america wont do much better

[modern lintel]

butter

[ornate bone]

nah america truly is the land of the free ||to assassinate the president||

[stone fern]

we can all be united in low standard of living

[obsidian prairie]

I fucking hate this place

[median steeple]

I wanna post a meme in here but it's too political to post but it's hilarious

[ornate bone]

were already political

just post it

[pale spindle]

Also is Bioshock considered "unique"? 🤔

Because it's supposed to be a reference to Atlas Shrugged

[visual stream]

"Nooo it's peak you don't understand" meanwhile almost all of the gameplay is decided by a literal coin toss

[stone fern]

its ok all the mods are playing sm2

[median steeple]

no like I would be smited if I did

[paper harness]

I know Swiss franks, SGD, NOK and Dinars

[ornate bone]

can't wait for trump to say the immigrants are eating our dogs and cats next though... wait

[median steeple]

not risking shit in here

[paper harness]

Not euros

[ornate bone]

banned for life from the darktide discord
truly a fate worse than death itself

[stone fern]

bro gets paid in dinars

[paper harness]

Francs

[visual stream]

Ehhh they were cracking down on weirdos storming the server about orange man's first assassination attempt, I probably wouldn't tempt it but you do you

[paper harness]

But, stable currency

Worth keeping a note on

[stone fern]

that was in general

[ornate bone]

luckily due to my lack of object permanence and my not being there I don't have to worry about this

[visual stream]

It was also in Lore chat and maybe here too iirc

[stone fern]

theres like one active mod

just post when shes asleep

[paper harness]

Right now

[lusty oar]

https://tenor.com/view/mods-are-asleep-french-post-french-general-gif-25530951

[stone fern]

[pale spindle]

20 million "documentaries" of how it is the greatest game of our generation

[obsidian prairie]

You think dilara sleeps?

[ornate bone]

sorry, but I don't speak surrender

[stone fern]

idk

[visual stream]

No

[paper harness]

perhaps the moderation team should be moved around to actually have active mods

[ornate bone]

but then we would no longer be our own nation state here in zealot chat

[stone fern]

yeah make us (not dorn) mods

[paper harness]

Always my first port of call whenever I have issues in here

[modern lintel]

inb4 dorn strikes some one down for having a shit build

[paper harness]

[median steeple]

I mean they are active just they don't type all that often in here I guess

[ornate bone]

if mods are changed dorn should be mod though

[median steeple]

but they're active in other chats

[paper harness]

I will educate the willing

[stone fern]

lore and gif

just dont shitpost there

[remote lark]

i'm going to shitpost here

[stone fern]

or ogryn too actually

[median steeple]

?

people shit post in lore

[paper harness]

There’s 4 mods in this server

[modern lintel]

theirs one p active in theory crafting a lot

[stone fern]

after were done someone nuke the chat with 17 gmaeplay videos

[paper harness]

Incan, skelly, Hank and Dilara

[ornate bone]

gameplay of what? anything I choose?

[remote lark]

dorn what do you think the hypothetical worst melee and ranged weapons are

i want to try crafting the worst possible build in the game

[stone fern]

witchfinder is active too

[stone fern]

ye

[remote lark]

worst blessings, worst talents

[paper harness]

I have literally never seen 3 of them post once in 8 months

[paper harness]

Hmm

[stone fern]

shredder pistol without the 2 blessings that make it work

[paper harness]

Thammer, crucius

[remote lark]

implying there are blessings that make it work

[modern lintel]

auto pistol tac axe

[paper harness]

Taxe actually is playable

[ornate bone]

auto pistol too overpowered

[paper harness]

Crucius thammer actually isn’t

[modern lintel]

maybe thr achlys axe never seen anyone use it

[ornate bone]

getting a buff though

[paper harness]

Ok 4 and 7 taxe kinda shit

[copper hawk]

u stink

[remote lark]

but which taxe, i remembber a mod saying that taxe was the worst performing weapon in the game at some point

i think america

[stone fern]

achlys axe is the one with the good push attack right?

[modern lintel]

i think

[paper harness]

Yeah I fundamentally disagree

[stone fern]

ehhh its okay

[remote lark]

xD

[paper harness]

We don’t need more power creep

[copper hawk]

yah

[remote lark]

so crucis and autopistol

[stone fern]

the worst combat axe is still better than the best taxe

[copper hawk]

agree w dork

most uh

underpowered wpn

is the heavy sword

7

..

[paper harness]

No

[modern lintel]

bih

[paper harness]

[copper hawk]

erm

baited

[remote lark]

i haven't tried heavy sword yet but i have a perfect roll on one waiting for the update

[copper hawk]

dorn ur so easy to bait

[paper harness]

Tru

[copper hawk]

siiiigh

[paper harness]

Stinky

[ornate bone]

https://tenor.com/view/correct-buzzer-gif-2734535025370049889

[copper hawk]

SIIIGH

erm that's u

freak

someone joined ur vc and told u twice

..

[paper harness]

I just showed

[ornate bone]

bait

[copper hawk]

showed

[ornate bone]

but this is true

[copper hawk]

showed what

that u smell ?

freak .

[ornate bone]

this is not bait

this is all true

[paper harness]

You, filthy freak

[copper hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/cyn-cyn-murder-drones-glitch-productions-murder-drones-murder-drones-episode-5-gif-18404260574287598487

[ornate bone]

buff heavy please

[stone fern]

i have never been able to roll a usable heavysword

[copper hawk]

nop

that wasn't me

me

at all

!

[remote lark]

alright i'm going to roll crucis hammers until i get one with minimum damage

same for autopistol

[median steeple]

buff plasma

[ornate bone]

another reason why buff

[remote lark]

💀

[paper harness]

I will have the logs pulled by catfish

[copper hawk]

ok malice boy

[fleet zealot]

reinventing the wheel

[ornate bone]

what logs

[rotund shoal]

skill issue

[paper harness]

Put no power blessings on

[remote lark]

silence

[copper hawk]

snake eat it tail

[remote lark]

impact my beloved

[paper harness]

Truly unplayable

[remote lark]

it's gonna be beautiful

[modern lintel]

the obscurus force sword also kind of sucks

[remote lark]

im gonna take grey impact crucis hammers into auric maelstroms and see how fast i get flamed

😂

[paper harness]

Honestly I think obscurus and some ogryn weapons are worse

[stone fern]

@rotund shoal@ornate bone i have one of each heavyswords with deathblow headtaker (moded) in with shit perks just waiting til september 26th so i can actually use them

[ornate bone]

like the orouroborosus

[stone fern]

obs isnt that bad

[paper harness]

Bussy

[stone fern]

it has easier to land heavy attacks with less damage

[remote lark]

isn't obs just a slightly worse version of the next sword you get

[ornate bone]

die

[stone fern]

it think it has a place

[light badge]

Creature

[reef schooner]

Car!

[paper harness]

Zero moveset

[rotund shoal]

cypress?

[paper harness]

Terrible designed weapon

[stone fern]

i love calicos

[rotund shoal]

go back to github

[remote lark]

i really like the dueling sword so far

[reef schooner]

HUH

[remote lark]

and the copium smite staff

[light badge]

On zealot right?

[modern lintel]

most of the ogryn knives are kind of iffy for anything other then horde clear aswell imo

[light badge]

Right??

[remote lark]

get out

[median steeple]

I LOVE LIGHT SPAM THE WEAPON !

[lucid nest]

Does First Target Add to your damage ?

[paper harness]

You can’t get it yet

[remote lark]

i know

[paper harness]

Seems like a personal problem

[ornate bone]

so rashad mk2

[paper harness]

[rotund shoal]

yes

[light badge]

Simply become a playtester

Ez

[lucid nest]

Oke but that damage increase is only for THE FIRST target right?

[stone fern]

bruh

[remote lark]

[stone fern]

i am not playing this game as a job for free

[paper harness]

Yes, that is how it works

[lucid nest]

weird they add that on there then

[rocky nacelle]

did your mac and cheese survive hahnda

[paper harness]

I used to test pd2 and civ

[remote lark]

press V to inspect the weapon and hover over the stat to learn what it does narii

[rocky nacelle]

or are you still suffering outside

[light badge]

But early access to buffed plasma gun

[rotund shoal]

i already play it more than i do my actual job

[ornate bone]

payday 2?

[rotund shoal]

so honesetly

[paper harness]

Yeah

[modern lintel]

holy shit mac and cheese sounds so real rn

[stone fern]

fuck civ fuck that time vampire

[paper harness]

Nordic connections

[remote lark]

hey john

[lucid nest]

Which one old or new?

[modern lintel]

how was that

[rotund shoal]

sup

[stone fern]

im not playing that shit ever again

[ornate bone]

rip payday 3

[paper harness]

Never again

[remote lark]

?

[ornate bone]

died before it ever even lived

[modern lintel]

did they just not take any feedback or what happened there

[remote lark]

shock and awe is useless because hammer is capped at damaging 4 enemies a swing

[lucid nest]

the new one doesnt have its stuff locked yet xD

[paper harness]

Love having devs say they know how the game works

[remote lark]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046913589614747719/1285732277015285881/image.png?ex=66eb56fe&is=66ea057e&hm=33461b18c3d016c8f6704ffe4b3bb490b9fa96bb1f3783b6e36b72a9a9798f10&
take this one @lucid nest

[stone fern]

uhhhhhhh i mean theyre usable?

[paper harness]

And failing death sentence

[stone fern]

bbut keep looking out for new ones

[paper harness]

V nice

[lucid nest]

that one i will replace

[remote lark]

oh

[stone fern]

save bases with low defence

[remote lark]

i mean

[paper harness]

Civ was worse

[ornate bone]

nah death sentence is impossible that's too harsh, everyone knows death sentence is the hardest difficulty in payday 2

[remote lark]

replace elites with unyielding and shock with thrust

and you have a perfect hammer

[modern lintel]

werent most of the devs not even able to complete reg damnation b4 adding auric

[paper harness]

The ones I have played with can’t clear heresy

[rotund shoal]

.. how do they balance the game

[paper harness]

The civ balance was dlc based

[remote lark]

balancing civ gives me a headache just thinking about it

[lucid nest]

Yeah i figured as much thanks

[paper harness]

Where do you think most of the insane power creep comes from

[ornate bone]

balance? they have a very poor sense of that

[stone fern]

instead of writing a paper about powercreep why dont you just teach the devs how to play the game

[modern lintel]

i think hank might be the most skilled and with how much sway they might have

[paper harness]

I would spend a week teaching them in Sweden

[stone fern]

"worth"

[paper harness]

Hank is not

Hank isn’t a dev

[south grove]

I'm not going back to the psyker chat again

[modern lintel]

death

[south grove]

😭

[stone fern]

the dev stream is still on twitch go look at them play

[south grove]

why is it so wildly offtopic

[paper harness]

Rodders did like 90% of the damage the entire game

[rotund shoal]

youre saying this in zealot chat

[plucky gate]

isn't this chat like that most of the time anyways?

[stone fern]

i 100% bet the clips the use are on malice with the UI turned off

[remote lark]

@pale spindle explain yourself

[south grove]

it's not as bad as going in n seeing that

😭

[visual stream]

Just letting you know, currently carapace perk does nothing for ironhelm

[reef schooner]

lmao

[stone fern]

bruh you can ask people to explain shit with that discord theme

[remote lark]

i'm a furry

[visual stream]

On crucis it only enables crusher one shot with martyrdom

[remote lark]

eat glass

[reef schooner]

BTW nice discord theme!! ❤️🐈

[ornate bone]

reported to discord for modding client, expect your ban sentence in 1-3 business days

[remote lark]

fruitcake

[stone fern]

YOU CAN BE A FURRY AND USE A NORMAL DISCORD THEME

???????????????????????????

[remote lark]

i'm gay

[ornate bone]

no can't, lmao

[modern lintel]

[stone fern]

YOU CAN BE GAY AND USE A NORMAL THEME

[remote lark]

no you cant

[rotund shoal]

no they take away ur tail

[median steeple]

Wrong

[ornate bone]

no you can't, lmao

[paper harness]

Orcka going wildly off topic in a channel? Shocker!

[reef schooner]

do you use linux

[plucky gate]

Search "femboy" in this chat and psyker chat and compare the numbers

[reef schooner]

?

[pale spindle]

This is actually the warps fault wtf ☠️

[lucid nest]

it aint an Ironhelm sweetheart both crusis

[remote lark]

only in a vm

[pale spindle]

Can I blame discord?

[median steeple]

Lmao cypress got image perms faster than nade

lmfaooo

[remote lark]

yes officer this man right here

[ornate bone]

warp daemons getting the better of bro

[reef schooner]

still cool!!

[paper harness]

Which dist

[south grove]

I'm betting vet chat has more

[remote lark]

kali

[south grove]

give me a sec

[remote lark]

its debian based iirc

[ornate bone]

team nade truly rolling in the grave

[visual stream]

Oh, you have that mod

[paper harness]

Not bad

[rotund shoal]

do u do pentesting or do u just use kali for the hell of it

[remote lark]

both

[lucid nest]

yeah

[visual stream]

Mb

[stone fern]

The mod giving cypress image perms but not shutting down out of topic debates

[modern lintel]

vet chat is mostly full of normal ppl

[south grove]

this is psyker chat

[pale spindle]

It's because of Tanner 😔

We don't claim him BTW

[rotund shoal]

modern software development is a blight upon humanity every day i wish i was a lentil farmer instead

[reef schooner]

wait huh

when?

[median steeple]

Prob because we always return to on topic when people ask questions

[remote lark]

convicts role

[rotund shoal]

i fkin hate every piece of softwar made in the last 10 years

[ornate bone]

right now

https://tenor.com/view/gojo-red-role-red-name-gif-12766228929703658477

[south grove]

suprisingly vet chat has the least amount

[visual stream]

How many search results for Tanner does zealot chat have

[reef schooner]

oh

neat!

[visual stream]

Rent-free

[stone fern]

or because "they dont pay me enough for this shit 🚬 "

[remote lark]

i'm scared to see zealot

[rocky nacelle]

you seem confused on what chat you mainly reside in

[stone fern]

like i said

[south grove]

zealot: 2051
psyker: 90
veteran: 1760
ogryn: 187

[stone fern]

psyker is psyker-zealot and zealot is zealot-other

[lusty oar]

ogryn chat be like

[visual stream]

Chat start BG3 posting again

[median steeple]

once the update drops the chat will on be on topic once again for like a week

[rocky nacelle]

zealot-general

[lucid nest]

Leave the sweet furries alone their adorable!!!

[south grove]

that's the final count lads

[median steeple]

then it returns to schizo posting

[stone fern]

no

[sterile basalt]

So true

[solar gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/greek-god-rome-zeus-adam-gif-25722601

[rocky nacelle]

silence

[stone fern]

all furries must use standard discord themes

[solar gorge]

or die

[vast jay]

anyone got a recommended talent setup? still not sure how to build it

[ornate bone]

yeah, as soon as killing people is normalized I'll kill everyone in this chat

[lucid nest]

They are allowed to live

[paper harness]

No

[solar gorge]

no

[rocky nacelle]

what weapon

[south grove]

I play vet more but zealot chat's way more active

[stone fern]

what keystone and weapons do you wanna play?

start with that

[modern lintel]

darktide leaving gamepass soon but prob hitting playstation soon after a never ending rotation of creatures

[paper harness]

I have almost 10x the levels on zealot than I have on psyker

[rocky nacelle]

Soyker

[ornate bone]

you is a soyker

[solar gorge]

you should fear the playstation gamer

fear him

[stone fern]

bruh

[solar gorge]

for he is very bad

[stone fern]

were gonna get thousands of fresh players

its gonna be hell

[rotund shoal]

wtf u mean

its the best thing

[vast jay]

been using the eviscerator as it seemed the best melee wise to me, as for main ive used mostly revolvers and the bolter

[rotund shoal]

what do u suppose will happen to this game without new players

[sullen forge]

You excited to hear the dying smoke alarm beeps?

[rotund shoal]

dummy

[ornate bone]

exactly, they'll never suspect that I'll blow up the barrel right next to them!

[sterile basalt]

It’s leaving gamepass??

[ornate bone]

it will be so much fun killing them

[paper harness]

Eventually

Exclusivity ends in October

[stone fern]

bruh i dont wanna wait months until they learn to play

[solar gorge]

open mic console gamers, my favourites

[paper harness]

So probably

[plucky gate]

What?

[modern lintel]

13 days if im to be told correctly

[rotund shoal]

why do u hav to wait

carry them

n00b

[sterile basalt]

They never made announcement huh

[stone fern]

😭

fine

[paper harness]

https://open.spotify.com/track/4FmCUATNIarCQh72JYdvnm?si=1Ht1eb8cTbWaIQA4mvbGEQ

Banger

[south grove]

did I screw up

hold up

[stone fern]

ill go back to typing guides in chat

[fleet zealot]

it's not

[plucky gate]

4k is the total in the entire server

[south grove]

I screwed up

[ornate bone]

knife with fleshtearer lacerate blessings is the best weapon in the game because bleed stacks will deal crit damage, weakspot damage, and bypass armor on enemies like crushers

[plucky gate]

psyker doesn't have 4k

[visual stream]

I will have a great time

[fleet zealot]

it was put on the leaving soon list then taken off of it

[visual stream]

I love carrying

[south grove]

fat finger sorry 😭

[stone fern]

"ogryn use heavy attacks and the talents that give you toughness on heavy attacks"

[hushed knoll]

Hello screaming mushroom

[paper harness]

You have the authority to make guides?

Heresy boy

[lusty oar]

if you hear a smoke alarm beep, the chance of hearing the n word goes up by 130%

[plucky gate]

psyker chat is the least femboy class chat

[south grove]

you're right

lemme change it

[sullen forge]

LMAO

[stone fern]

i have the authority to tell people to block and use heavy attacks

[visual stream]

Yes and it will be from my own mouth

Bad joke

[rotund shoal]

shadow dragon received the first experimental brain transplant and his advice should be disregarded

[modern lintel]

either way ill have to farm malice games when playStation players drop to farm glazer screenshots

[rotund shoal]

they replaced his brain with the brain of a chimpanzee but the doctor also had a brain transplant and they lost the original brain

[lusty oar]

why tf ogryns are more femboy than psyker

[rotund shoal]

so now he has none whatsoever

[lusty oar]

that’s a cursed though

[sullen forge]

We should gaslight PS5 players into using god awful builds

[paper harness]

They will anyway

[modern lintel]

all femboys secret desires qre to be big and strong like ogryn

[sullen forge]

True dork

[grizzled aspen]

That's because vet chat is the femboy chat.

[stone fern]

i will post OK builds on lanterns

[grizzled aspen]

Only real gigachads use zealout/ogryn chat.

[rotund shoal]

@vast jay #zealot-class message

^ previously posted evis build

[light badge]

Man-moding transgendered women

[sullen forge]

Lukewarm builds

[stone fern]

hell yeah

[modern lintel]

scientific evidence would say otherwise

[visual stream]

I will suggest hammer builds without TWBS

[sullen forge]

Vet chat is more like a fucking wasteland

[paper harness]

Vet chat has less of certain people

[visual stream]

They will complain that hammer sucks

[lusty oar]

do you have any idea how many times i've made a shitty troll build only for a grey name to show up with something even worse

[sullen forge]

Holy shit no one talks

[visual stream]

Hammer will get buffed

Boom

[stone fern]

idk if its a buff

[lusty oar]

what blessings do i need for plasma

[stone fern]

its more of a rework

[stone fern]

nothing

use a grey plasma

[paper harness]

Uninstall the game

[visual stream]

Oh what I was saying was a hypothetical

[sullen forge]

Like 4 hours pass

[paper harness]

350k damage on a grey plasma

[sullen forge]

Then this response

[visual stream]

But I think it's an overall buff

[stone fern]

very normal and balanced

[grizzled aspen]

I invoke tanner gif.

@rocky nacelle

[paper harness]

Without talent points, or picking up ammo

[pale spindle]

Talking? On discord? 🤔

[stone fern]

i think its a buff to the FUN factor on thammer

[paper harness]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/211203478284926976/1281888137626517504/caption.gif

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/nodding-soyjak-pissluffare-soy-gif-25061889

[stone fern]

[paper harness]

Yeah

Balance

[sullen forge]

https://tenor.com/view/nodding-soyjak-pissluffare-soy-gif-25061889

[sullen forge]

Paradise you had that shit on the ready bro

[stone fern]

i cant fucking wait for thammer to start being a real weapon intead of LOL KILL BOSS XDDDDDDDDDDD

[paper harness]

Granted it was my 380 perfect roll

[silent chasm]

yap ypa yap yap

[grizzled aspen]

Ty bbg ❤️

[sullen forge]

You sent that fucking instantly

[rocky nacelle]

I type fast

I cant favorite more gifs

lmao

[visual stream]

Glad Ironhelm already was this

[paper harness]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046913589614747719/1266848376721506385/caption-16.gif

[rocky nacelle]

i must manually search up some gifs because i cant star them

[sterile basalt]

This is one of the most tanner things ever

[rocky nacelle]

and my starred ones are so many

[sullen forge]

Damage is a dump stat!!!!!!!!

[silent chasm]

i mean it is REEEEALLY funny when i blow a chaos spawn across the room with a single special heavy

[grizzled aspen]

I have maybe 5 minutes before I get home and get working on the last match of auric exemplar.

Who wants to grief me?

[visual stream]

Weaving around helm's combo is so heavenly I swear to god

[stone fern]

yeah but imagine doing that to everything aside from the boss

1000% more fun

[paper harness]

I should record my next no talents grey only weapons and send it to him so he can cope and seethe about it

[grizzled aspen]

H3 on a bulwarks empty fucking head:

[visual stream]

Oo me me

Let me edge your rez

[sterile basalt]

He’s not worth attention anyway just ignore him

[spare talon]

just had someone in a game with this
then at the end they said "man knife zealot is so good"

this was the scoreboard

[sullen forge]

Hear me out Dorn, uncanny knife talentless lvl 1

See how fucking angry he gets

[paper harness]

I am down

[stone fern]

with block sprint ofc

[sullen forge]

Dead serious uncanny only

[grizzled aspen]

TO THE LIQUOR STORE

[sullen forge]

So a blue Knife

[grizzled aspen]

WE ARE GOING TO THE LIQUOR STORE

[stone fern]

nah im good

[grizzled aspen]

LETS GOOOOO

[rotund shoal]

tbf shit build but he actually did pretty well with it compared to the other 2

[rocky nacelle]

man knife zealot is so good

[sullen forge]

That or a useless blessing

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/nodding-soyjak-pissluffare-soy-gif-25061889

[light badge]

Put 2% crit and +10% sprint efficiency on it

Close enough to a gray at that point

[visual stream]

I see many people running crit chance on their knife perks

[vast jay]

that setup is almost exactly what i had except, except i have rebound zeal instead of good balance

[stone fern]

crit damage weakpoint t1s

[rocky nacelle]

yea its a pretty universal setup

not just for evisc

[grizzled aspen]

Good balance is peak.

[rocky nacelle]

but on zealot in general

[grizzled aspen]

Free dr for playing the game.

[light badge]

Oh my god I forgot that Crit WS damage was a thing lmfao

[stone fern]

just dont get hit

[spare talon]

but the actual total damage output, both actual and overkill, you can see that my actual knife is doing waaaay more

[rocky nacelle]

i want

to turn off overkill dmg

[spare talon]

i have almost double his total damage

[paper harness]

You can’t

[visual stream]

Second wind is probably the biggest "free reward for playing the game" talent in the game

[paper harness]

Then do

[rocky nacelle]

i just want my same scoreboard setup

just with no overkill dmg

and I dont know which one specifically ticks overkill dmg

[paper harness]

Then turn it off

[spare talon]

sustained assault

[paper harness]

Lemme get back to my desk and I’ll screenshot it

[rocky nacelle]

is it in scoreboard or oven

kk

[paper harness]

Scoreboard

[visual stream]

Ah but even that's just heavies

[sterile basalt]

Scoreboard - damage (simple)

I think

[light badge]

Is Unlucky For Some based?

[visual stream]

Second wind proccing every second that I exist in a match

[paper harness]

Off preferably

[sterile basalt]

When is it not

[fleet zealot]

open up human

i uhh

have coca cola

y'all think the space wolf home planet has giga polar bears?

[light badge]

Idk I just don't wanna get team killed for running staves instead of guns

[rotund shoal]

wow he looks so friendly

[rotund shoal]

?????

[visual stream]

Did you know, if you see a polar bear it is usually not because you happened to bump into them

[misty nova]

Yeah, based on your team going down

[fleet zealot]

?

[visual stream]

They likely have been tracking you for miles

[rocky nacelle]

yes

I just never run it

I think shield of contempt is good but it needs HP dmg taken

its just the stipulations for triggering these talents

is kinda mid/ass

[misty nova]

Fortitude in Fellowship is based

[rocky nacelle]

psyker you need someone to fall down

and zealot you need to take hp dmg

(on a class that regens toughness like a crackhead)

lmfao

[rotund shoal]

taking chip damage is pretty common cuz melee and it works on allies as well

its just the position in the tree that sucks

being in the middle when the best skills in the tree are on the left and right

[sterile basalt]

Zealot purity aura’s pathing is just bad

[vast jay]

so for the eviscerator ud take damage to maniac as a perk? wouldnt that only really help with the regular ragers?

[sterile basalt]

Most specialists & Dreg ragers

But also Dreg rager groups are annoying

Maniac also gives ur throwing knives 1HS kill on Dreg ragers

[rotund shoal]

erhmmmm ackshually you should run ambuscade and ranged backstab them

[remote lark]

@spare talon

dclaw felt really mid to use

[grizzled aspen]

It is.

[remote lark]

the wave clear was way better than i thought it would be when i added rampage

but its just

[spare talon]

were you using the parry

[remote lark]

occasionally

[grizzled aspen]

Dclaws best function is the parry being able to shut ragers off entirely.

[rotund shoal]

if you go from bm rashad to dclaw its going to feel mid

[grizzled aspen]

And you can 1shot them with flakiak.

[remote lark]

i started with xv evis

[grizzled aspen]

Parry into instant decapitation.

[remote lark]

oh yeah i'm not saying its bad

i had fun

it just felt weird to use

[misty nova]

Yeah that explains why everything else is mid

[sullen forge]

Honestly you go from BM Caxe to anything it’s going to feel mid

[misty nova]

[sullen forge]

It’s why I dropped the Rashad

[spare talon]

it definitely needs better armor adms
thats the one thing holding it back

[sullen forge]

So I can enjoy the other melees

[remote lark]

i've literally only played weapons that seemed fun and at every turn i get told im playing a meta or w/e

like

evis knife axe and then i get shit on for trying the thammer

you guys just hate everything

[spare talon]

it has worse horde clear AND armor damage than the hsword
which is criminal

[remote lark]

😭

[spare talon]

https://tenor.com/view/ryan-gosling-believer-ryan-gosling-smiley-face-believer-gif-27554475

[remote lark]

https://tenor.com/view/god-of-war-kratos-punching-take-that-gif-20443294

[paper harness]

Want the honest answer?

[sullen forge]

Welcome to Zealot chat

Aka glaggleland

[paper harness]

You have to master the basics before trying meta

[lusty oar]

especially wesley snipes

[sterile basalt]

Knife & axe yea they’re some of the best weapons in this game

[remote lark]

i wanted to try the knife because i loved the move speed

i tried axe because i was curious how it was feel

[paper harness]

should be nerfed

[remote lark]

evis cause it was cool

thammer cause ash babying bosses was funny for a while

[spare talon]

https://tenor.com/view/ash-baby-gif-7280845142657635823

[sullen forge]

Bro I was so strict on using shovel

When I was new

[remote lark]

is there literally any weapon that you guys won't shit on for one reason or another

[rotund shoal]

dclaw

[sullen forge]

Same with Chainsword

[sterile basalt]

You’re in zealot chat rn so no

[stone fern]

thammer is far from meta

[sullen forge]

Now I’m using the Shovel and Taxe lmao

[remote lark]

i got shit on every time i breathed about thammer

[stone fern]

they hate it because of the boss damage

[misty nova]

Crusher

[sullen forge]

Zealots are professional haters

[remote lark]

crusher looks so boring..

its just a bat

[sullen forge]

No

[stone fern]

unironically if you cant handle a thammer correctly hoards will fucking kill you dead

[sullen forge]

I say as I like using it

[remote lark]

its so easy to horde clear with my t hammer though i dont get that

[paper harness]

taxe, shovel

[remote lark]

i tried it out and it seemed to cap at 4 enemies getting hit

[paper harness]

mk2 evis

[remote lark]

but can still stagger larger groups

[paper harness]

dclaw

[remote lark]

shovel.....

[stone fern]

i like mk3 shovel

[remote lark]

zealot

[sullen forge]

Chaxes?…

[stone fern]

its fun

[paper harness]

chaxe

[sullen forge]

Hell what’s your opinion on them

Okay good

[stone fern]

chaxe 12 is nice

[remote lark]

unity sucks

[sterile basalt]

Have fun with Dreg rager spam

[misty nova]

Oh you're so zealot coded

[stone fern]

i fucking hate chaxe 4 so much its unreal

[remote lark]

heavy staggers them

i dont die to those things ever

[stone fern]

mk4 feels disgusting to use

[paper harness]

die

[coarse birch]

mk4 is great

[sullen forge]

Heavy swords are fun

[fleet zealot]

this sink is made of sink

[sullen forge]

Idk how these lot view them

I’m not a Zealot main

[coarse birch]

hsword is prob my fav melee weapon but its a p gross weapon

[sterile basalt]

Yea 3 of them
What about the other 5

[fleet zealot]

mk12 doesn't have a heavy cleave or cleaving PA it's dead to me

mk4 lets me ignore revving entirely

[north sedge]

i very much prefer mk4

mk12 i only really used on the twins

[coarse birch]

deathblow is just BM and its maniac damage by default is absurd

[stone fern]

no fucking way a chaxe 4 is killing me sorry

[rocky nacelle]

mk7 and mk9 HSwords

sex

[remote lark]

just dodge ;)

[grizzled aspen]

[remote lark]

im not even trolling

i've nver had issues with chaff clear

[stone fern]

farted on

[grizzled aspen]

What happens when you show up to comic con and you are the only one wearing deodorant:

[south grove]

this mf just knocked me off the edge with a barrel after saving them

[nimble fiber]

[rocky nacelle]

racism

to mk15

[north sedge]

it's not particularly fast but hammer clear is ok, servicable

[median steeple]

Worm

[grizzled aspen]

Peak.

[spare talon]

@paper harness fine
heres your collat dump

[paper harness]

sex

[median steeple]

You're PC starting to fry itself near the end was awesome

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-fight-lol-gif-21468857

[sullen forge]

King assripper sfx

[spare talon]

https://tenor.com/view/takeshi-takeshi-loves-takeshi-loves-sex-takeshi-sex-loves-sex-gif-27243141

[rocky nacelle]

they should have added that guy to persona

(theres a persona edit of this video)

[fleet zealot]

it's safe but slow

[north sedge]

yea

[fleet zealot]

good pair with flamer and throwing knives

[coarse birch]

i wouldnt say i hate everything, the game just kinda lacks balance past "at least everything is usable"

like a lot of stuff just needs nerfs to be frank

[misty nova]

5 Scab Bruisers

[rotund shoal]

Whats the bis blessings for dclaw?

[fleet zealot]

ironhelm is a bit better until mass lowtier elites get mixed in, but crucis is like, extremely basic

[spare talon]

shred rampage

[coarse birch]

ramapage SS or rampage shred i prefer shred

[rotund shoal]

ty. what do you pair it with usually?

[fleet zealot]

Rampage+1 SS or shred

[nimble fiber]

crusher is my favorite hammer

[coarse birch]

cause its crits are juiced

[fleet zealot]

bolter/revolver

[rotund shoal]

Might try dclaw bolter

[spare talon]

revolver
i cant stand bolter but thats your other option

since you need armor damage

[rotund shoal]

I hate not having armor damage on my melee so i awlays try dclaw for the parry

[spare talon]

dclaw is quite literally the worst armor damaging weapon in the game

[rotund shoal]

but then i give up

[coarse birch]

the parry is fine into flak but cara you need like

stupid set up for parry damage

not worth

[spare talon]

the parry doesnt do that much damage to carapace

[rocky nacelle]

wym you dont love needing chastise, AND hoping your parry doesnt get hit by a poxwalker?

to 1 shot crushers

so worth

[median steeple]

I love doing puzzles to do damage

[north sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/super-puzzle-fighter-ryu-sakura-puzzle-game-multiplayer-gif-26016439

Wdym this fucking ruled back in the day

[rocky nacelle]

i had puzzle fighter on my psp

peak

[fleet zealot]

i had the uhh

mortal kombat one on ds

or my step-dad's ds

[median steeple]

I'm sorry I've ever doubted you this is peak

[sullen forge]

Yeah learn your fucking place

[lusty oar]

https://tenor.com/view/street-fighter-tekken-x-tekken-street-fighter-x-tekken-juri-gif-17378653

[median steeple]

Shut yer mouth before I shove you into an airlock

[spare talon]

what the fuck is this puyo puyo knockoff

[north sedge]

puzzle fighter 2 turbo

[spare talon]

thats literally just puyo puyo but with a sf coat of paint

[north sedge]

maybe? it's pretty old

[hushed knoll]

How do you fight with puzzles

[north sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/super-puzzle-fighter-ryu-sakura-puzzle-game-multiplayer-gif-26016439

[median steeple]

Throwing child locks at people

[hushed knoll]

[light badge]

first time playing zealot in months, time to be dead weight in auric

[spare talon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1170572300614123545/1249967997209284740/twitter_1800308316205383906.gif