#zealot-class

1 messages · Page 901 of 1

rocky nacelle
#

win

zinc talon
#

usually mold and yeast

rocky nacelle
#

I bhop sometimes

nimble fiber
#

I miss dancing with hunters

rocky nacelle
#

whats that make me

zinc talon
#

so congratulations, best case scenario you're bread with more complicated emotions

copper hawk
#

A cheater,,

zinc talon
#

and at worst, you're cheese

grizzled aspen
rocky nacelle
#

nu uh I do it legit

#

spacebar

hard nexus
#

l4d2 has actual gameplay? i thought it was all porn mods

rocky nacelle
#

scroll wheel macro to bhop

#

is for noobs

nimble fiber
#

bread mentioned

grizzled aspen
#

Lessons with Dr. Okri.

zinc talon
#

...porn....mods?

nimble fiber
grizzled aspen
gloomy badge
acoustic dune
zinc talon
#

for a zombie survival game....?

fleet zealot
#

chainsaw peak

nimble fiber
#

I agree CSMBongoPochita

rocky nacelle
#

if you cant bhop in L4d2 you're missing out

grizzled aspen
hard nexus
# zinc talon ...porn....mods?

a while ago with a group i used to play with, we all made mod packs and would play a match with each mod pack, and one of my friends made it all fucking porn

rocky nacelle
#

speed

acoustic dune
#

it was

#

smth

grizzled aspen
#

Far longer than the internet would have you believe.

hard nexus
zinc talon
#

what is it, the helmet stays on when the clothes come off

grizzled aspen
zinc talon
#

doomguy and master chief would approve

acoustic dune
gloomy badge
#

I hate porn

grizzled aspen
#

Never goon.

acoustic dune
#

I love porn

grizzled aspen
#

Die.

zinc talon
#

okay I'll bite I cannot escape that fucking word

#

what the hell is a goon

grizzled aspen
#

It's a verb.

hard nexus
acoustic dune
hard nexus
#

for unrelated reasons

zinc talon
#

it used to be a low level mafia guy

copper hawk
#

Never goon

grizzled aspen
#

To masturbate like an ape.

zinc talon
#

oh, right, gooning

grizzled aspen
#

Is to goon.

zinc talon
#

I see

#

I wish I didn't

grizzled aspen
#

It's disgusting.

#

I wish I could un teach you that word.

rocky nacelle
grizzled aspen
#

But alas, it is too late.

#

The damage is done.

hard nexus
grizzled aspen
#

Just remember. Never goon.

acoustic dune
hard nexus
hard nexus
#

feel bad

rocky nacelle
#

me in darktide

#

where the other anti gooners

grizzled aspen
#

Me and the boys in darktide.

grizzled aspen
#

On our way to eliminate gooner #1. (It's a sanction redactus mission)

gloomy badge
zinc talon
#

honestly I dunno if the human race is gonna survive tiktok

#

it's already changed porn irreparably

grizzled aspen
#

I'll be surprised if we make it to the end of this decade.

zinc talon
#

and if it's more powerful a force than porn

#

there might not be any hope left

acoustic dune
zinc talon
#

I mean that was just the birth of the playing games during kink wasn't it

gloomy badge
#

You ever talk to your friends and hear them describe women in the most pornbrain coomer way possible

rocky nacelle
#

no but ive seen discordians do that

#

(I make friends with actual humans)

rocky nacelle
#

and not freaks..........

gloomy badge
rocky nacelle
#

lmfao

zinc talon
#

exactly

spare talon
#

HOW AM I OUTDAMAGING A PS PLASMA USER WITH A SHOVEL BUILD

grizzled aspen
gloomy badge
#

I posted a pic of me and the woman on a date, she was wearing a dress that was a bit low cut

gloomy badge
#

This mf said

grizzled aspen
zinc talon
gloomy badge
#

"That's a nice shirt 🤯"

#

Not kidding

grizzled aspen
zinc talon
#

yeah, she did for your date

grizzled aspen
#

Though a "low cut" dress is like down to the ankles.

zinc talon
#

slash for you

hard nexus
spare talon
#

nvm i just got killed because someone shot a barrel next to me which sent me midair and hit with a sniper shot while i was midair, full to 0 in half a secon

#

thank you team

zinc talon
#

the top of the dress starts at her ankles?

#

that's not a dress that's a jumprope

grizzled aspen
#

No?

#

I mean like the bottom hem.

rotund shoal
spare talon
#

and no one picked me up

zinc talon
#

yeah really

hard nexus
grizzled aspen
#

"Low cut" in my brain is like down to the ankles.

gloomy badge
#

This is after he made comments about another friend's girlfriend

#

So he had to go

grizzled aspen
#

Yeah no that's unacceptable.

#

Kill that guy with rocks.

hard nexus
#

thrown by the mutant, burstered mid air, off the cliff

gloomy badge
#

A normal comment would have been

zinc talon
#

esp if the gal in question is in any way associated with any one of your friends or they're anything more than initially talking

gloomy badge
#

"She looks pretty"

acoustic dune
zinc talon
#

yeah pretty and things like that are fine and appreciated

grizzled aspen
zinc talon
#

speaking very broadly for the girl as a whole

gloomy badge
#

I'm not even the type to really care how people speak but it's really obvious when someone is a degen pervert

grizzled aspen
#

It's not nsfw or anything.

zinc talon
#

bringing up any parts of her is immediately thin ice

nimble fiber
#

the sniper did a trickshot tho, kinda cool...

zinc talon
#

she's a girl your friend is talking to, not a set of boobs or pretty eyes

grizzled aspen
#

I'm sure "low cut" means something different to yall though, knowing how I interpret words.

zinc talon
#

that just signals your interest

acoustic dune
rocky nacelle
#

low cut is like

grizzled aspen
#

I mean like a proper full dress, and the "cut" of the dress is where the bottom hem is.

rocky nacelle
#

semi revealing

#

not really revealing at all

#

tbh

gloomy badge
rocky nacelle
#

but coomer brains find a way

grizzled aspen
#

Oh then I'm just mistaken entirely.

gloomy badge
#

I'll dm it to yoy

zinc talon
#

the collarbones is a good line to think of low cut or not

grizzled aspen
#

AH

#

Ok.

rocky nacelle
#

yeah what okri said

grizzled aspen
#

That is definitely different to what I was imagining.

acoustic dune
zinc talon
#

if the center of the clothing goes below the collar bones it coulde be considered low cut based on how well she was uh

grizzled aspen
#

Yeah he means cleavage.

zinc talon
#

blessed

grizzled aspen
#

Just say the fucking word.

acoustic dune
#

i think this is twice i heard someone talk of collarbone

grizzled aspen
#

It's a word, nobody is gonna be offended by it.

zinc talon
grizzled aspen
#

Anywho, that is not what a dress's cut meant in my head.

#

I thought it was in reference to the bottom hem.

#

Like a "high cut" would be closer to the thighs.

acoustic dune
zinc talon
#

modesty?

#

hell yeah

acoustic dune
#

which was a wee out of a surprise

grizzled aspen
#

Being attracted to modesty is based.

acoustic dune
zinc talon
#

oh

ornate bone
zinc talon
#

they can be for sure, I get it I spose

ornate bone
#

odd

acoustic dune
zinc talon
#

that whole area where the neck meets the collarbones meets the top of the shoulder meets the shoulderblades down back

acoustic dune
#

odd to hear it

zinc talon
#

that's a very elegant part of a gal's posture

#

shows poise, grace, etc all that

grizzled aspen
#

SPOTIFY STOP GIVING ME 8 ADS WHEN I DONT BUY PREMIUM YOU FUCKING DICK

acoustic dune
zinc talon
#

I like the bubblier personalities more myself but I sure get the more postured refined thing

#

oh right lol

ornate bone
#

and ad blocker

acoustic dune
#

bitch

sterile basalt
zinc talon
#

like hearing someone say yknow what my thing is

grizzled aspen
#

YouTube does the same thing.

rotund shoal
#

ohhhhh mk6 uncanny lacerate knife is so based

#

i cant take it

zinc talon
#

leans close

ornate bone
grizzled aspen
#

I'm about to take a shower and I wanted music, but idk how to get an ad blocker on my phone for yt.

zinc talon
#

way too close to your ear: ** elbows **

acoustic dune
ornate bone
#

that easy

grizzled aspen
grizzled aspen
rotund shoal
grizzled aspen
#

It's a meme.

ornate bone
zinc talon
#

not enough tendy points for chicky nuggy

#

have to eat stupid healthy borgur

grizzled aspen
#

No rashuns...

zinc talon
#

if this keeps up I may start to lose my chiseled frame

grizzled aspen
#

This is a dark day.

ornate bone
#

I guess you could if you wanted to

acoustic dune
ornate bone
rotund shoal
#

freak priest is calling

ornate bone
#

I'm perfectly normal

zinc talon
paper harness
#

knife sucks btw

acoustic dune
ornate bone
#

except cole maybe

acoustic dune
zinc talon
acoustic dune
zinc talon
#

it's a metaphorrrr

ornate bone
zinc talon
#

^me whenever I get caught with no idea of a response and have to save my ass

ornate bone
acoustic dune
rocky nacelle
acoustic dune
#

whats your excuse

rocky nacelle
#

uninstall

ornate bone
zinc talon
#

my vet gal has a body condom fetish, apparently

acoustic dune
zinc talon
#

whoever dreamed up this hat deserves to stub their toe

acoustic dune
zinc talon
rotund shoal
ornate bone
acoustic dune
acoustic dune
#

we know your freaky secret

ornate bone
rotund shoal
#

probs toes

acoustic dune
ornate bone
acoustic dune
#

AH

rotund shoal
#

only liking it vanilla is a fetish as well

acoustic dune
#

so you dont denie that you are indeed a freak priest

rotund shoal
#

does your mom know youre freaky?

acoustic dune
#

well lads i won

#

ill go draw a monkey or smth

ornate bone
paper harness
#

I felt like flexing on some dipshit psyker

rocky nacelle
acoustic dune
#

ey paradise

#

i am gonna draw as a furry

#

got a animal in mind

fleet zealot
#

fuzz snake

loud bridge
#

aight i finished my first damnation match, jfc

acoustic dune
rotund shoal
acoustic dune
#

i still remenber my first

#

the burster congaline

#

god

#

and snipers in open areas

loud bridge
#

one ogryn died cuz he kept going ahead and he quit cuz we couldnt kept his pace, then beast of nurgle cornered me and it killed me

#

game still only counted my death at the end lol

loud bridge
#

im gonna see what i can to to have a better meele build

acoustic dune
fleet zealot
rotund shoal
zinc talon
#

burster straight nightstalker'd me teleporting to the door opposite the one I faced

rocky nacelle
#

sigma wolf

zinc talon
loud bridge
zinc talon
#

the comedic timing of me typing

acoustic dune
#

fine

zinc talon
#

I don't mention when I post cuz it sounds like compliment fishing but since you notice, lemme show you another

acoustic dune
#

i am making them kiss

rocky nacelle
#

all you draw is kissing

#

noob

acoustic dune
rotund shoal
#

do an octopus

acoustic dune
#

love is a powerful message?

rocky nacelle
#

hatred is as strong as love

rotund shoal
#

Let not thy hate be conquered by fear

acoustic dune
#

what if love hate?

zinc talon
#

the opposite of love

#

is indifference

acoustic dune
#

and hate love?

rotund shoal
#

Truth begets hatred

zinc talon
#

the opposite of hate is endearment

rotund shoal
rocky nacelle
#

love and hate two sides of the same coin

#

some strong emotions

rotund shoal
#

No

#

love and hate are the same thing

#

like laughter and crying

#

they flip over

rotund shoal
#

like the political compass

zinc talon
#

like tickling and pissing yourself

#

or

#

no not that shit

hard nexus
#

summary please

zinc talon
#

anyway I keep wanting to chop this up into an actual short vid

#

you'll see why, the ending is fantastic

#

this clip is the best comedic timing on like, being hit by a mutant at login before I can type a single letter and press enter

#

after bitching about how hard the mission is going for us

#

then the down and out, the recovery, the last second save

#

and the punchline

acoustic dune
#

that was

#

smth

zinc talon
#

after sitting there!

#

hanging there!

rotund shoal
#

lmao i hate it when i bring a build that can solo dh then some dumbass triggers it anyway

zinc talon
#

next to it!

#

for a full minute!

rotund shoal
#

like just wait a second i was literally going to do that

zinc talon
#

I just sighed and shot the demon to pull it off of them

#

welp it's happening better deal with it early

rocky nacelle
#

I always think in the back of my head I could probably aggro this DH and have us kill it

#

but I need more practice before I start being a pub problem

#

(also randos are pussies)

rotund shoal
#

i do it in all matches under auric

zinc talon
#

yeah demons are surprisingly squishy, if you can get them sitting still

rocky nacelle
#

they'll run from the DH instead of help

#

probs

rotund shoal
#

lacerate/uncanny mk6 is super easy to solo

acoustic dune
zinc talon
#

or, if you can lead them in circles around a pillar or something small enough they don't activate their teleport and jump to you

rotund shoal
#

just dodge and body shot and dead in under a minute

acoustic dune
#

i dont trust the others

zinc talon
#

if you can spin them around like, those metal cover walls that're hip high

#

the riveted iron lookin ones

rocky nacelle
#

mfw an entire auric maelstrom shit the bed because I relied on the randumb to chorus the DH off a ledge

zinc talon
#

they'll just spin in circles and the team can spin with em

rocky nacelle
#

(he proceeds to chorus one pulse, drop it to try and attack a trapper and gets trapped)

zinc talon
#

ha randumb

#

I cannot believe that one never occured to me

rocky nacelle
#

that maelstrom totally ended good and I didnt die to the DH

#

totally

zinc talon
#

great turn of phrase

#

like psucker

#

I have added it to my collection

rocky nacelle
#

ive been calling randos that

#

since my monster hunter days in highschool

#

truly some randumbs

acoustic dune
#

is it like a play on words

#

on smth

rotund shoal
gloomy badge
#

finally home

zinc talon
#

the name of that wordplay escapes me

gloomy badge
#

time to run pubs

#

i have 3 hours to play...

zinc talon
#

taking a word and replacing enough letters that a second word fits into it, in a way that changes the way you think of the first word

#

so like

#

my naming process for okri's weapons has been american presidents and senseless violence

#

so George Crushintons, Slayburham Lincoln, Bombis Jefferson, Benjamin Shanklin

acoustic dune
rotund shoal
zinc talon
#

THERE

rotund shoal
#

they love that word

acoustic dune
#

i was prob thinkin of randumb as randung

#

dung eater my beloved

#

or dung defender

zinc talon
#

Vin Diesel

acoustic dune
zinc talon
#

Vin Greasel

acoustic dune
rocky nacelle
zinc talon
#

he might've eaten his family from the looks of things

#

that's why they're so important to him

acoustic dune
#

you are what you eat

zinc talon
#

"I'll carry me mum's memmry all me days"

#

"And sum of the rest of er too I'm backed up like crazy:"

acoustic dune
#

you know i just though of smth

#

are ogryn more primal thunder warrior?

zinc talon
sterile basalt
acoustic dune
rotund shoal
zinc talon
#

thunder warriors got genehancements to make em tough enough to survive

#

ogryn got bone 'ead implants to make em just smart enough to not just stand there and get shot

grizzled aspen
#

Thunder warriors have cancer?

acoustic dune
#

yes

rotund shoal
zinc talon
#

one of the early HH books goes into some of that cuz a character or two are thunder warriors in hiding

#

that escaped empra's purging

#

I can't remember if the cancer and falling apart was by-design or not

acoustic dune
#

do you think the emperar have the thunder warriors killed is because they are ugly

#

and dats it

rotund shoal
acoustic dune
#

dats why he killed them

zinc talon
#

right that's what I'm remembering

#

that one bit if you read the outcast dead

#

towards the end hwen that guy says

#

"He really did give them all the gifts, didn't he"

acoustic dune
zinc talon
#

the thunder warriors were the original genehanced legions the emperor created to build an army to unify terra

zinc talon
#

they were then purged from existance because the emperor was making the space marine transhumantion process and had been able to ensure that every space marine ever created will be fundamentally loyal to him him alone

acoustic dune
#

good vid

zinc talon
#

the thunder warriors were humans like..luther from the dark angels

#

enhanced but not like space marines

#

and they could think for themselves

#

the thuinder warriors were loyal to the imperium and served as the emperor's army for the imperium to be

#

the space marines are loyal to the emperor

#

they are not the imperium's armed forces

#

they are the emperor's

loud bridge
#

whats a good meele build ? i think im gonna mostly focus on that if i wanna play higher difficulties

zinc talon
#

which talent builds are you enjoying

acoustic dune
#

which speed do you love

#

do you like it slow or extremely fast

loud bridge
#

i like the chainsword and axes tbh, and chainaxes to i guess

#

in that order

rotund shoal
zinc talon
#

I have to run can someone give him the eviscerator cleave cooldown reduction or bleed saw on chainaxe

loud bridge
rotund shoal
acoustic dune
#

dont have it i am a lacerate knife guy only

rotund shoal
loud bridge
#

thanks

grizzled aspen
#

Generalist build.

loud bridge
#

is similar to mine lol

grizzled aspen
#

Works for just about everything.

loud bridge
#

just gotta run knives

hushed knoll
acoustic dune
#

o weird question

hushed knoll
rotund shoal
hushed knoll
acoustic dune
#

has anyone here played mechwarrior 5?

loud bridge
#

aight thanks a lot, i will see if it wokrs for me

acoustic dune
#

planning to buy it

rotund shoal
#

backstab cdr works on everything not just knife

grizzled aspen
coarse birch
hard nexus
grizzled aspen
#

?

#

Wdym?

rotund shoal
loud bridge
#

now i just gotta get the perks on the weapons,

hard nexus
hushed knoll
hard nexus
#

its a max of 30% toughness

hushed knoll
acoustic dune
grizzled aspen
#

It's generalist.

hard nexus
#

yes

grizzled aspen
#

If you don't want it, don't run it.

hard nexus
#

swift certainty would be better

grizzled aspen
#

Just means you have an extra point.

rotund shoal
hard nexus
#

sorry

rotund shoal
#

10% sprint speed

hard nexus
#

not swift

#

good balance

rotund shoal
#

Yeah good balance > ij toughness node

grizzled aspen
#

True.

#

I might be stupid...

#

I'll have to go double check my build later.

hard nexus
#

thankfully im here to be right all the time

grizzled aspen
#

I just whipped that up in like 2 seconds.

rocky nacelle
#

you suck

south folio
hard nexus
#

woah

#

arco

south folio
#

hi

lusty oar
#

what would we do without meow

grizzled aspen
#

I bet my build has good balance on it.

lusty oar
#

probably have breathable air

hard nexus
grizzled aspen
hard nexus
#

!

hard nexus
hushed knoll
grizzled aspen
hard nexus
hushed knoll
#

Frogcast why are you not in bedge

hard nexus
#

its like seeing a zebra

hushed knoll
south folio
#

i lurk in the shadows

grizzled aspen
hushed knoll
#

ARCOWO

grizzled aspen
#

I'm going to get Mexican food rn.

south folio
#

hi stanowo

coarse birch
#

Hi arco

south folio
#

hi yoshi

#

die

hushed knoll
coarse birch
#

Wtf

rocky nacelle
#

i would lurk but im too acoustic and wish to flex how cool and mysterious I am

lusty oar
grizzled aspen
#

I will fight and die on the hill of Mexican food being the best cuisine on earth.

hard nexus
#

now everyone is copying me cuz i say hi to arco

hushed knoll
coarse birch
#

Man

hushed knoll
#

Yoshi

hushed knoll
rocky nacelle
#

mexican food good frog

#

but

#

italian food no diff

coarse birch
hard nexus
#

mexican food is decent

#

but i’m a slut for chinese food

hushed knoll
#

Yoshi what deep you have for danger

#

Did

paper harness
#

I have returned from bullying the 400 hour psyker

hushed knoll
#

Dinner

hard nexus
#

fried rice and teriyaki chicken

south folio
#

i choose a disease that is harmless against me but harmful to yoshi

coarse birch
hard nexus
#

are the best things ever

hushed knoll
coarse birch
hushed knoll
#

I man dinner

#

Meant

fleet zealot
#

i had a calzone for dinner and (good) grocery store sushi for lunch

paper harness
#

Creature spawner update kino

fleet zealot
#

10/10

coarse birch
#

I havent had dinner yet

hard nexus
paper harness
#

Melee pressure insane, 6:52

hard nexus
#

huh

#

what’re u talking about

south folio
hushed knoll
hushed knoll
hard nexus
#

the timer?

rocky nacelle
fleet zealot
rocky nacelle
#

after the shit you just told me you ate

fleet zealot
#

i did not get it this time tho, since the spicy rolls looked better

rocky nacelle
#

🙄

hard nexus
fleet zealot
#

but i do like a philly roll

hard nexus
paper harness
coarse birch
#

Sounds like a mgs plotline

hard nexus
paper harness
#

Rinda is in that mode

rocky nacelle
#

how do you get the challenge/trials for creature spawner

paper harness
#

fucking bitch to fight every time

rocky nacelle
#

is it a separate mod or an update

paper harness
#

update mod

rocky nacelle
#

bet

hushed knoll
coarse birch
#

Metal gear

#

Also arco you will not be invited to my strike team come the 26th

grizzled aspen
rotund shoal
coarse birch
#

If your going to be RUDE

grizzled aspen
#

There's nothing racist about it, Mexican food is just superior.

#

It's just a fact.

coarse birch
#

Ok but pasta

south folio
rocky nacelle
#

its alright yoshi

#

no one is italian food pilled here

#

all scrubs

grizzled aspen
#

Pasta is great but nothing beats birria tacos.

rotund shoal
#

chicken jalfrezi

coarse birch
#

Tacos are great

rotund shoal
#

nuff said

grizzled aspen
#

Birria tacos slap harder than an alcoholic stepfather.

rocky nacelle
#

me when al pastor

coarse birch
#

Nobody that plays with us is

rocky nacelle
#

al pastor tortas

#

my beloved

grizzled aspen
coarse birch
#

Unless josho is being extra evil

rocky nacelle
#

frog

#

you ever eat al pastor tortas

south folio
rocky nacelle
coarse birch
#

How am i more demeted in game

rocky nacelle
#

holy sex

grizzled aspen
#

That looks fucking delicious.

coarse birch
#

Or out of it tbh

rotund shoal
south folio
coarse birch
#

You know

#

Thats fair

rocky nacelle
south folio
#

mic drop

rocky nacelle
#

you best believe its good

rocky nacelle
#

al pastor is so fucking good

rotund shoal
grizzled aspen
#

I've never had it but it sounds to die for.

coarse birch
#

Mic drop takes away the impact of your statement by 50%

rocky nacelle
#

next time you go get mexican

coarse birch
#

Which puts you at -10

rocky nacelle
#

look for al pastor

#

or ask if they have it

grizzled aspen
#

Will do.

#

Already ordered though.

#

Placed it for pickup.

rocky nacelle
#

I had al pastor fajitas one time

coarse birch
#

What are you playing in the update anyway arco

#

Vet duelling sword or zel duelling sword i imagine

hushed knoll
#

Like tacos

rocky nacelle
#

yoshi those options suck

#

HSword Soyker

hushed knoll
#

Or fajitas

coarse birch
#

He doesnt like hsword

#

So i did not include it

gloomy badge
coarse birch
#

As i know the answer

rocky nacelle
#

well we dont include people who have bad melee takes here

gloomy badge
#

plasma vet mogged

rocky nacelle
south folio
gloomy badge
#

he did less than the ogryn

coarse birch
south folio
#

i'm probably just gonna be on psyker initially and have fun with the new blessings

hard nexus
#

@paper harness how do u start the trials??

rocky nacelle
#

zealot DS I sleep

#

Soyker HSword im woke

south folio
#

i for one can not wait to have true aim + peril cleave in my hands

rocky nacelle
hushed knoll
#

Arco the update is delayed for you

paper harness
rocky nacelle
#

after pressing F4

#

and looking at creature spawner

hard nexus
#

i see the list of trials

gloomy badge
hard nexus
#

but not starting it

gloomy badge
#

i have 3 hours to play so i'm trying to do runs fast lmao

coarse birch
#

Psyker hsword gets me out of bed

hushed knoll
hushed knoll
vocal pulsar
#

@coarse birch thoughts on @south folio ?

south folio
hushed knoll
#

I think Arco is great

#

Wait nvm

south grove
#

reccomendation for scoreboard mod?

paper harness
#

Pick trial, turn on respawn, turn off the invulnerability and invisibility

#

Leave

#

Join

south grove
#

there's a few plugins so idk what I should go with

hard nexus
hushed knoll
#

Beef

#

Mankar

lusty oar
hard nexus
#

however the mod seems to be somewhat broken for me

#

nvm

vocal pulsar
# hushed knoll Mankar

it all started when arcotash had the nerve to exist in the same timeline as me, in the same universe, on the same planet

#

the gall... the nerve

vocal pulsar
#

he did

south folio
paper harness
#

I lost 60% of my health proving I was not invincible, just well practiced

coarse birch
hushed knoll
#

In the womb you can't choose not to be born

vocal pulsar
#

???

coarse birch
#

Wha

vocal pulsar
#

you didnt have access to the character creator?

south folio
#

just select the difficulty and spawn location

paper harness
#

Now pick melee pressure insane and see how you do

hushed knoll
#

I knew Mankar was a hacker

vocal pulsar
#

lmao stan didnt have access to the character creator

coarse birch
#

I think stan picked the highest difficulty ngl

vocal pulsar
#

mad embarassing

hushed knoll
#

What the fuck

#

How is this getting turned around onto me

south folio
#

humanity unites against the one true enemy

velvet hawk
#

are either of these worth gambling my hard earned resources on?

hushed knoll
#

The left one isn't bad

ornate bone
#

gamble on more revolvers

#

buy 500 revolvers from brunt

coarse birch
#

Left is fine

velvet hawk
#

i am out of dockets!!!!!

hushed knoll
#

I like the penetration on the right

#

But damage is lower

ornate bone
coarse birch
#

I bet you do

#

Stan

hushed knoll
#

SHIT

#

THE GUCK

#

UP

#

SHUT

#

FUCK

coarse birch
#

Shit the guck up

ornate bone
#

shit the guck up fr

velvet hawk
#

i'll roll the left one cos I just want something decent

south folio
#

guck guck guck

ornate bone
#

what does that even mean stan?

#

is there some other meaning in that?

coarse birch
#

Dont ask

hushed knoll
#

:acif

paper harness
coarse birch
#

:acif

#

Easier than picking it btw

hushed knoll
#

Yoshi

coarse birch
#

Stan

hushed knoll
#

Would you like your utensils to be replaced with gardening tools

coarse birch
#

I could manage

vocal pulsar
#

yoshi could manage

#

do not doubt him

coarse birch
#

Thanks mankar

vocal pulsar
#

every person who has doubted yoshi lie within their respective graves

#

yoshi is intelligent, strong and very capable

#

@hushed knoll shame on you for suggesting otherwise

coarse birch
#

Mankar i think this is the 2nd nicest thing anyone has said to me

hushed knoll
gloomy badge
#

a melee only after the nurgle mutant wave

#

fatshark wants to me to go to bed

vocal pulsar
#

this isnt new

coarse birch
#

Mankar and i are an alliance against arco

paper harness
coarse birch
#

And sometimes josho

hushed knoll
#

Nobody can eat sauteed vegetables with a hedge clipper and a shovel

paper harness
#

Pretty kino

coarse birch
hushed knoll
#

And how exactly would that work

coarse birch
#

You could also just use a trowel

hushed knoll
#

I didn't include a towel in your options

#

Trowel

lusty oar
hushed knoll
#

What the fuck

coarse birch
#

You just said gardening tools

hushed knoll
#

You can't eat out of a shovel

hushed knoll
coarse birch
#

Why not

frank night
vocal pulsar
coarse birch
#

Besides you can just scoop with a shovel still

hushed knoll
vocal pulsar
coarse birch
frank night
#

DIEEEEEEEEEEEE

#

KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

#

BRAIN BLAST

#

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

hushed knoll
#

MITTINS OH MY GOD MITTINS

#

;cpe\

vocal pulsar
hushed knoll
gloomy badge
vocal pulsar
#

GREEN WITH ENVY TYPE OF MOTHER FUCKER

hushed knoll
#

Mittins is so wholesome

#

Like good whole grain seed bread

south folio
south folio
coarse birch
hushed knoll
#

What

#

Like every interaction with him leaves you satisfied

#

Why does that sound so weird

frank night
hushed knoll
#

I just mean he's a cool dude

south folio
coarse birch
#

Ayo

south folio
#

i too like to compare people i think highly of to whole grain seed bread

coarse birch
#

Stan we gotta work on the wording

south folio
#

mittins does deserve it, of all people

south folio
#

you got it

hushed knoll
#

Whole grain seed bread is good for your heart and energy levels

broken walrus
#

ew whole grain bread

coarse birch
#

Arco you are wonderbread

grizzled aspen
#

Whole grain bread is actually good.

#

White bread tastes like shit.

hushed knoll
#

Frog omg we agree

south folio
vocal pulsar
#

arco is moldy

coarse birch
#

Its just shitty white bread

grizzled aspen
vocal pulsar
#

a failed attempt at bread

south folio
hushed knoll
#

Arco bout to serve as the basis of The Last of Us

coarse birch
#

I like italian bread

vocal pulsar
#

arco is moldy yeast

hushed knoll
#

Maknar said you were moldy

grizzled aspen
hushed knoll
#

Maknar

#

Mankar

grizzled aspen
#

With cheese...

south folio
#

well, maybe when i obtain the powers of asexual reproduction

coarse birch
#

Arco would be the last of him because nobody is joining that mf

vocal pulsar
coarse birch
#

He would have to join the zombies to gain partnership

hushed knoll
south folio
#

i'm an ambitious person

vocal pulsar
#

"person"

#

you are nowhere near personhood, buddy

south folio
#

you're a literal npc

hushed knoll
vocal pulsar
#

stfu

coarse birch
hushed knoll
#

Mankar how dare you speak to the animator of Toy Story like that

coarse birch
#

Arcos the guy you fight in the tutorial you cant lose to

hushed knoll
south folio
#

thanks for the compliment

coarse birch
#

99% of players have his achievement

vocal pulsar
#

arco drops common loot when defeated

hard nexus
#

are fucking hard

south folio
#

oh wait

hard nexus
#

mixed pressure hard

south folio
#

i misread that

#

yoshi is wrong and bad

hushed knoll
#

Dropping loot sounds like a euphemism for shitting

coarse birch
grizzled aspen
hushed knoll
#

Did I stutter

coarse birch
#

Probably

#

Knowing you

hushed knoll
#

What Tuesday fuck

#

The

south folio
coarse birch
#

Its not tuesday patrick

hushed knoll
#

My name isn't Patrick

grizzled aspen
#

(this is a muscle man joke, I am not being weird)

hushed knoll
#

Why is muscle man so jacked

coarse birch
#

I mean

obsidian ore
coarse birch
#

Hes named

grizzled aspen
hushed knoll
#

What

coarse birch
#

Muscle man

#

What do you expect

obsidian ore
#

its in the name

grizzled aspen
#

Reminder that muscle man got skinned in an episode of regular show and proved that he was actually jacked underneath his fat.

obsidian ore
grizzled aspen
#

Yes.

hushed knoll
grizzled aspen
#

He was muscle son before he saved his dad from being killed by a barbell.

grizzled aspen
#

That was the day he became muscle man.

coarse birch
#

Im 6'2 160 at most i am not stepping into a ring

grizzled aspen
#

Under 200lbs, asked to leave zealout chat.

rocky nacelle
#

im 6'0 at 195

#

ignore frog

paper harness
grizzled aspen
rocky nacelle
#

I can bench over my body weight

#

dont need to listen

grizzled aspen
#

I can too.

#

I still bench 240 but I've lost 25 pounds.

coarse birch
#

I have been in zealot chat for a year i will not leave

grizzled aspen
#

I'm down to 215.

coarse birch
#

Maybe more

#

I dont remember

rocky nacelle
#

i gotta re scale my self

#

and go back to jim grind

coarse birch
#

Do not grind jim

rocky nacelle
#

planet shitness going from 24/7 everyday to 3 days of the week

#

is so ass

grizzled aspen
#

Get your own weight set or learn calisthenics.

#

Calisthenics is peak for keeping yourself in shape without overexertion.

rocky nacelle
#

weakest calisthenics maxxer

grizzled aspen
#

That guy just looks like he's failing at hanging himself.

#

Honestly, it's impressive.

paper harness
paper harness
#

I can always bench more than crossfitters

rocky nacelle
#

well I dont think a cross fitters entire goal is just strength

paper harness
#

And run further

rocky nacelle
#

tbf

gloomy badge
#

calisthenics and an active lifestyle will keep you fit and healthy well into old age

grizzled aspen
gloomy badge
#

i do lifting 3 times a week and calisthenics every day

#

diet too

grizzled aspen
#

I can't diet.

gloomy badge
#

trying to hit 170 grams of protein every day is fucking hard

paper harness
#

I do 5 things, workout, game, work, read and shoot

grizzled aspen
#

If I go on a diet I will stop bulkmaxxing.

paper harness
#

That is my life

gloomy badge
grizzled aspen
#

Never cut, only bulk.

paper harness
rocky nacelle
#

"im on my dirty bulk shit rn"

rotund shoal
gloomy badge
#

my bad

vocal pulsar
#

I carry a Glock 20 for work

paper harness
#

Nothing in England, g17 when I’m state side

gloomy badge
rotund shoal
gloomy badge
#

sig sauer had a special not long ago

paper harness
rocky nacelle
#

not even a knife? while roaming the streets of worcestershire sauce

grizzled aspen
gloomy badge
#

i got a p365 recently

vocal pulsar
gloomy badge
#

i have two g17s

rotund shoal
vocal pulsar
#

Yeah it's fun

paper harness
#

I can’t carry at work either biggrin

gloomy badge
#

i want my grandfather's colt SAAs

grizzled aspen
#

I had fried chicken and dumplings for lunch from last night's leftovers and now I'm munching a plate of chicken, bacon, and steak on a bed of rice with cheese sauce.

gloomy badge
#

he was a competitive shooter in arizona

paper harness
#

The navy doesn’t like guns

grizzled aspen
#

Dorn works for the navy, it's so over.

lusty oar
#

need cock

rocky nacelle
#

gayvy

paper harness
grizzled aspen
#

Dorn is a PMC???

vocal pulsar
#

Glock 20 and 29

#

10mm

grizzled aspen
#

You vs the guy she told you not to worry about.

gloomy badge
#

my dream gun is a FAL

paper harness
#

I know a guy that shot himself with a glock, dumb fuck

grizzled aspen
#

My dream gun is an AUG, unfortunately the US has stupid strict fucking import laws.

paper harness
#

He didn’t reveal exactly how, but through and through his hand

gloomy badge
#

you would have to physically point a glock at yourself and pull the trigger to do it

grizzled aspen
#

Rugged (for a bullpup), top rail for an optic and light, decent weight, can even re chamber it for 9mm without much effort, and swap the charging handle and ejection port sides for lefties.

hushed knoll
grizzled aspen
#

Favorite rifle on earth.

#

Yes, I am augtistic.

paper harness
#

Counter point

#

Bullpup

gloomy badge
#

a FAL with the dust cover

hushed knoll
gloomy badge
#

would make me happy

vocal pulsar
grizzled aspen
vocal pulsar
#

I used to carry thesr lol

lunar fable
grizzled aspen
#

The AUG is good, the Tavor is good...

lunar fable
#

my zealot is too cool

#

two different garbs

fleet zealot
grizzled aspen
#

The LA platform the British used is fucking dogshit...

paper harness
rotund shoal
lunar fable
#

nope