#zealot-class
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usually mold and yeast
I bhop sometimes
I miss dancing with hunters
whats that make me
so congratulations, best case scenario you're bread with more complicated emotions
A cheater,,
and at worst, you're cheese

l4d2 has actual gameplay? i thought it was all porn mods
bread mentioned
Lessons with Dr. Okri.
...porn....mods?


Yes
theres porn mods?
for a zombie survival game....?
I agree 
if you cant bhop in L4d2 you're missing out
Degenerates have existed for a long, long time, friend.
a while ago with a group i used to play with, we all made mod packs and would play a match with each mod pack, and one of my friends made it all fucking porn
speed
tbh i found out theres porn model for hd2 not long ago
it was
smth
Far longer than the internet would have you believe.
the flashlight was hentai, the spitter moaned, etc
what is it, the helmet stays on when the clothes come off
So when are we gonna beat that friend with tube socks full of soap in public?
doomguy and master chief would approve
WTF ARE YOU BABBLING ABOUT
I hate porn
Never goon.
I love porn
Die.
It's a verb.
i don’t talk to him anymore lmfao
you can kill me all you want you cant unfuck the sink
for unrelated reasons
it used to be a low level mafia guy
Never goon
To masturbate like an ape.
oh, right, gooning
Is to goon.
a mafia henchman
swag
Just remember. Never goon.
swas
someone whohas a severe porn addiction
Me and the boys in darktide.
On our way to eliminate gooner #1. (It's a sanction redactus mission)
Pornbrains are gonna hate this one!
honestly I dunno if the human race is gonna survive tiktok
it's already changed porn irreparably
I'll be surprised if we make it to the end of this decade.
no twitch did that
I mean that was just the birth of the playing games during kink wasn't it
You ever talk to your friends and hear them describe women in the most pornbrain coomer way possible
not for long
and not freaks..........
The friends I had that did this are no longer my friends
lmfao
exactly
HOW AM I OUTDAMAGING A PS PLASMA USER WITH A SHOVEL BUILD
I've been told I describe women like that but I don't watch anything like that, I'm just autistic as fuck.
I posted a pic of me and the woman on a date, she was wearing a dress that was a bit low cut
cant bc i am him
This mf said
Shovel go bonk.
the fevers, here drink this juice let me wipe your forehead, you get better soon
That sounds normal to my ears though...
yeah, she did for your date
Though a "low cut" dress is like down to the ankles.
slash for you
ur just so awesome
nvm i just got killed because someone shot a barrel next to me which sent me midair and hit with a sniper shot while i was midair, full to 0 in half a secon
thank you team
nah commenting on a revealing piece of clothing has implications
and no one picked me up
yeah really
have u seen my pox butster skipping clip
"Low cut" in my brain is like down to the ankles.
thrown by the mutant, burstered mid air, off the cliff
A normal comment would have been
esp if the gal in question is in any way associated with any one of your friends or they're anything more than initially talking
"She looks pretty"
do you hhave a example of what a lowcut is
yeah pretty and things like that are fine and appreciated
I'm sure I can find one?
speaking very broadly for the girl as a whole
I'm not even the type to really care how people speak but it's really obvious when someone is a degen pervert
It's not nsfw or anything.
bringing up any parts of her is immediately thin ice
the sniper did a trickshot tho, kinda cool...
she's a girl your friend is talking to, not a set of boobs or pretty eyes
I'm sure "low cut" means something different to yall though, knowing how I interpret words.
that just signals your interest
no seriously when i think of low cut i would think really low
low cut is like
I mean like a proper full dress, and the "cut" of the dress is where the bottom hem is.
It really wasn't even that bad
but coomer brains find a way
Oh then I'm just mistaken entirely.
I'll dm it to yoy
the collarbones is a good line to think of low cut or not
yeah what okri said
That is definitely different to what I was imagining.
collar what
if the center of the clothing goes below the collar bones it coulde be considered low cut based on how well she was uh
Yeah he means cleavage.
blessed
Just say the fucking word.
i think this is twice i heard someone talk of collarbone
It's a word, nobody is gonna be offended by it.
lol I know right, the bone named after your clothing modesty
Anywho, that is not what a dress's cut meant in my head.
I thought it was in reference to the bottom hem.
Like a "high cut" would be closer to the thighs.
i knew someone who was attracted to that
which was a wee out of a surprise
Being attracted to modesty is based.
no collarbone
oh
they didn't have a collarbone either?
they can be for sure, I get it I spose
odd
it was
that whole area where the neck meets the collarbones meets the top of the shoulder meets the shoulderblades down back
odd to hear it
SPOTIFY STOP GIVING ME 8 ADS WHEN I DONT BUY PREMIUM YOU FUCKING DICK
i mean i get it just never i would hear someone be atracted to collarbone
I like the bubblier personalities more myself but I sure get the more postured refined thing
oh right lol
just use youtube
use soundcloud
and ad blocker
bitch
It’s kinda common in Asia? Idk
like hearing someone say yknow what my thing is
YouTube does the same thing.
leans close
ad blocker silly
I'm about to take a shower and I wanted music, but idk how to get an ad blocker on my phone for yt.
way too close to your ear: ** elbows **
idk which part of asia are you from but i never heard in my asian ass life about that
simply have an android phone
that easy
Eating a burger with no honey mustard?
China/Japan/South Korea
... I have an android...
is that an american reference?
It's a meme.
well then say the forbidden rites or something to please the machine spirit and it'll work
oil it up baby?
No rashuns...
if this keeps up I may start to lose my chiseled frame
This is a dark day.
I don't know, I'm not a tech priest
I guess you could if you wanted to
yeah but you are the freak priest
what's that supposed to mean
freak priest is calling
I'm perfectly normal
knife sucks btw
whatever you freak priest
I'm not the freak here, if anything the rest of you are freaks
except cole maybe
i wanna see it run
say the guy with dragon in his name
it's a metaphorrrr
I don't see what that has to do with anything, especially considering you have wolf in your name (and knife)
^me whenever I get caught with no idea of a response and have to save my ass
shhh, don't tell them that
well i am indeed a freak but not a freak priest
times disabled 1
whats your excuse
uninstall
Unlike you, I don't need an excuse
my vet gal has a body condom fetish, apparently
so you finally that you are a freak priest
whoever dreamed up this hat deserves to stub their toe
furry !!!!
its not latex
Johnny English style
I am not a freak priest, just a completely normal person
you cant hide it freak priest
sure sure
ok buddy, then what is it
probs toes
you like it freaky
wrong
AH
only liking it vanilla is a fetish as well
so you dont denie that you are indeed a freak priest
I do
does your mom know youre freaky?
nuh uh
I wasn’t even paying attention
I felt like flexing on some dipshit psyker

fuzz snake
aight i finished my first damnation match, jfc
wait till play auric damnation
gratz
one ogryn died cuz he kept going ahead and he quit cuz we couldnt kept his pace, then beast of nurgle cornered me and it killed me
game still only counted my death at the end lol
im gonna see what i can to to have a better meele build
that but 5 spawn next to you
god emperor
LMAO the chat
burster straight nightstalker'd me teleporting to the door opposite the one I faced
sigma wolf
lol isn't that just the best
lord
the comedic timing of me typing
damn you got no imagination
fine
I don't mention when I post cuz it sounds like compliment fishing but since you notice, lemme show you another
i am making them kiss
as if your imagination is any better
all you draw is kissing
noob
so?
do an octopus
love is a powerful message?
Let not thy hate be conquered by fear
what if love hate?
and hate love?
Truth begets hatred
the opposite of hate is endearment
thats surprisingly deep
like the political compass
anyway I keep wanting to chop this up into an actual short vid
you'll see why, the ending is fantastic
this clip is the best comedic timing on like, being hit by a mutant at login before I can type a single letter and press enter
after bitching about how hard the mission is going for us
then the down and out, the recovery, the last second save
and the punchline
lmao i hate it when i bring a build that can solo dh then some dumbass triggers it anyway
like just wait a second i was literally going to do that
I just sighed and shot the demon to pull it off of them
welp it's happening better deal with it early
I always think in the back of my head I could probably aggro this DH and have us kill it
but I need more practice before I start being a pub problem
(also randos are pussies)
i do it in all matches under auric
yeah demons are surprisingly squishy, if you can get them sitting still
lacerate/uncanny mk6 is super easy to solo
ill only agro it if i can solo it
or, if you can lead them in circles around a pillar or something small enough they don't activate their teleport and jump to you
just dodge and body shot and dead in under a minute
i dont trust the others
if you can spin them around like, those metal cover walls that're hip high
the riveted iron lookin ones
mfw an entire auric maelstrom shit the bed because I relied on the randumb to chorus the DH off a ledge
they'll just spin in circles and the team can spin with em
(he proceeds to chorus one pulse, drop it to try and attack a trapper and gets trapped)
randumb?
ive been calling randos that
since my monster hunter days in highschool
truly some randumbs
portmanteau
finally home
the name of that wordplay escapes me
taking a word and replacing enough letters that a second word fits into it, in a way that changes the way you think of the first word
so like
my naming process for okri's weapons has been american presidents and senseless violence
so George Crushintons, Slayburham Lincoln, Bombis Jefferson, Benjamin Shanklin
no that i get but for some reason it sound like a pun of some other word
its a portmanteau i know it from wikipedia
THERE
they love that word
sea world lookin guy
family
The Chronicles of Rashun
he might've eaten his family from the looks of things
that's why they're so important to him
as they say
you are what you eat
"I'll carry me mum's memmry all me days"
"And sum of the rest of er too I'm backed up like crazy:"
No they’re not psychotic (usually)
thunder warrior without the cancer
lore wise theyre the opposite of psychotic. they luv the emperor
thunder warriors got genehancements to make em tough enough to survive
ogryn got bone 'ead implants to make em just smart enough to not just stand there and get shot
Thunder warriors have cancer?
yeah thats their whole thing but some of them were super old when they got killed by emps
one of the early HH books goes into some of that cuz a character or two are thunder warriors in hiding
that escaped empra's purging
I can't remember if the cancer and falling apart was by-design or not
do you think the emperar have the thunder warriors killed is because they are ugly
and dats it
its implied but never stated that big E did it on purpose
dats why he killed them
right that's what I'm remembering
that one bit if you read the outcast dead
towards the end hwen that guy says
"He really did give them all the gifts, didn't he"
wait so thunderwarrior is more of every space marine geneseen in one?
the thunder warriors were the original genehanced legions the emperor created to build an army to unify terra
no i get that
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they were then purged from existance because the emperor was making the space marine transhumantion process and had been able to ensure that every space marine ever created will be fundamentally loyal to him him alone
good vid
the thunder warriors were humans like..luther from the dark angels
enhanced but not like space marines
and they could think for themselves
the thuinder warriors were loyal to the imperium and served as the emperor's army for the imperium to be
the space marines are loyal to the emperor
they are not the imperium's armed forces
they are the emperor's
whats a good meele build ? i think im gonna mostly focus on that if i wanna play higher difficulties
what weapons do you like
which talent builds are you enjoying
they should add a BAKE UH7 emoji for these situation
I have to run can someone give him the eviscerator cleave cooldown reduction or bleed saw on chainaxe
if its posted in this server i can look it up
dont have it i am a lacerate knife guy only
this one?
#zealot-class message link to build proper
thanks
Generalist build.
is similar to mine lol
Works for just about everything.
just gotta run knives
Frogcastywasty
o weird question

bruh swift certainty over backstab cdr??
(solid)
has anyone here played mechwarrior 5?
aight thanks a lot, i will see if it wokrs for me
planning to buy it
backstab cdr works on everything not just knife
Clicked the wrong one, oops.
?
toughness regen on IJ??
its not a bad node especially if youre newer
now i just gotta get the perks on the weapons,
the toughness subnode on IJ is really bad
Yowoshiwowoshi uwu
its a max of 30% toughness

its how he cope
It's generalist.
yes
If you don't want it, don't run it.
swift certainty would be better
Just means you have an extra point.
huh???
sorry
10% sprint speed
Yeah good balance > ij toughness node
thankfully im here to be right all the time
I just whipped that up in like 2 seconds.
you suck
your certainty was swift
hi
what would we do without meow
I bet my build has good balance on it.
probably have breathable air
this truly is the darkest tide
Not smell bad.
LMAO
(liquid)
Damn, somebody is excited...
arco appears rarely
Frogcast why are you not in bedge
its like seeing a zebra

i lurk in the shadows
It's not even 7pm you fucking goblin.
I'm going to get Mexican food rn.
hi stanowo
Hi arco
You can substitute sour cream with plain Greek yogurt
Wtf
i heard someone pronounce it as “zed-bra” and physically recoiled
I will fight and die on the hill of Mexican food being the best cuisine on earth.
now everyone is copying me cuz i say hi to arco
Whygt do you hate Yosemite wtf
Man
Yoshi
fucking europeans
Why would you die for Mexican food
Contract a disease
italian food is mediocre
mexican food is decent
but i’m a slut for chinese food
I have returned from bullying the 400 hour psyker
Dinner
fried rice and teriyaki chicken
i choose a disease that is harmless against me but harmful to yoshi
😳
are the best things ever

What does this even entail
i had a calzone for dinner and (good) grocery store sushi for lunch
Creature spawner update kino
10/10
I havent had dinner yet
indian
what
Melee pressure insane, 6:52
billions of dollars in research to engineer something that kills you and no one else
Have you ever had cream cheese sushi
Why not
the timer?
are you giving me food takes
yes
after the shit you just told me you ate
i did not get it this time tho, since the spicy rolls looked better
🙄
my opinions are always right
But you get the disease?
but i do like a philly roll
swag
Sounds like a mgs plotline
oh i’m gonna download that n try it
Rinda is in that mode
how do you get the challenge/trials for creature spawner
fucking bitch to fight every time
is it a separate mod or an update
update mod
bet
What is mgs
Die.
racist
If your going to be RUDE
There's nothing racist about it, Mexican food is just superior.
It's just a fact.
Ok but pasta
i will be in the shadows, with my crosshair held over barrels near you
Pasta is great but nothing beats birria tacos.
chicken jalfrezi
Tacos are great
nuff said
Birria tacos slap harder than an alcoholic stepfather.
Lmfao you are not passive enough for this
Nobody that plays with us is
I dont even know what that is.
Unless josho is being extra evil
i am probably the least demented among the group (unbiased)
How am i more demeted in game
holy sex
That looks fucking delicious.
Or out of it tbh
chicken curry with onion, garlic, chillies, tomatoes (for base obviously). all the usual spices, turmeric cumin coriander garam masala
done more duos with josho than any one of us
mic drop
you best believe its good
Lost me at curry.
al pastor is so fucking good
i can cook a curry that will blow the socks off of anyone
I've never had it but it sounds to die for.
Mic drop takes away the impact of your statement by 50%
next time you go get mexican
Which puts you at -10
What are you playing in the update anyway arco
Vet duelling sword or zel duelling sword i imagine
I eat any kind of tortilla item in a bowl with a fork and knife
Like tacos
Or fajitas
As i know the answer
well we dont include people who have bad melee takes here
plasma vet mogged

zealot duelling sword probably
he did less than the ogryn
Degenerate
i'm probably just gonna be on psyker initially and have fun with the new blessings
@paper harness how do u start the trials??
i for one can not wait to have true aim + peril cleave in my hands
is it not in the mod list
Arco the update is delayed for you
Plasteel
i am NOT a plasteelionaire
but not starting it
i have 3 hours to play so i'm trying to do runs fast lmao
Psyker hsword gets me out of bed
This is my new favorite word
Not having to pee?
@coarse birch thoughts on @south folio ?
L human
the opening of the gates to heaven are permanently delayed for you
reccomendation for scoreboard mod?
Pick trial, turn on respawn, turn off the invulnerability and invisibility
Leave
Join
there's a few plugins so idk what I should go with
kk
Why do you and Maknar have feet
Beef
Mankar
to lick
it all started when arcotash had the nerve to exist in the same timeline as me, in the same universe, on the same planet
the gall... the nerve
He didn't have a choice
he did
his fault
I lost 60% of my health proving I was not invincible, just well practiced
Ok this was a good line ill give it up, although im sure you only said it cause god himself came down and said it to you first
???
Wha
you didnt have access to the character creator?
just select the difficulty and spawn location
Now pick melee pressure insane and see how you do
I knew Mankar was a hacker
lmao stan didnt have access to the character creator
I think stan picked the highest difficulty ngl
mad embarassing
humanity unites against the one true enemy
are either of these worth gambling my hard earned resources on?
The left one isn't bad
Left is fine
i am out of dockets!!!!!
get more docket
Shit the guck up
shit the guck up fr
i'll roll the left one cos I just want something decent
guck guck guck
Dont ask
Awaiting your return
Yoshi
Stan
Would you like your utensils to be replaced with gardening tools
I could manage
Thanks mankar
every person who has doubted yoshi lie within their respective graves
yoshi is intelligent, strong and very capable
@hushed knoll shame on you for suggesting otherwise
Mankar i think this is the 2nd nicest thing anyone has said to me
Why are you stanning him all of a sudden
Mankar and i are an alliance against arco
Go play the melee pressure - insane trial
And sometimes josho
Nobody can eat sauteed vegetables with a hedge clipper and a shovel
Pretty kino
You absolutely could with a shovel
And how exactly would that work
You could also just use a trowel
What the fuck
You just said gardening tools
You can't eat out of a shovel
I didn't say which ones tho
Why not
there is an image proving you wrong
Besides you can just scoop with a shovel still
Um ahkschually nobody is eating out of it, it's just in there
DIE. DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE. DIER
Lmao
JEALOUS JEALOUS JEALOUS JEALOUS

lemme update the mod
GREEN WITH ENVY TYPE OF MOTHER FUCKER
?
??
???
What
Like every interaction with him leaves you satisfied
Why does that sound so weird

I just mean he's a cool dude
in a fantasy world perhaps
Ayo
i too like to compare people i think highly of to whole grain seed bread
Stan we gotta work on the wording
mittins does deserve it, of all people
So nobody
you got it
Whole grain seed bread is good for your heart and energy levels
ew whole grain bread
Arco you are wonderbread
Frog omg we agree
i don't even know what that is
arco is moldy
Its just shitty white bread
Just a coincidence.
a failed attempt at bread
RUDE
Arco bout to serve as the basis of The Last of Us
I like italian bread
arco is moldy yeast
wha
Maknar said you were moldy
Garlic bread...
With cheese...
well, maybe when i obtain the powers of asexual reproduction
Arco would be the last of him because nobody is joining that mf
you have no power here
He would have to join the zombies to gain partnership
I don't think this is the pat on the back you think it is
i'm an ambitious person
you're a literal npc
It's you who needs to work on your interpretation
You literally said that sounds weird after
Mankar how dare you speak to the animator of Toy Story like that
Arcos the guy you fight in the tutorial you cant lose to
True
thanks for the compliment
99% of players have his achievement
arco drops common loot when defeated
oh wait
mixed pressure hard
Dropping loot sounds like a euphemism for shitting
Stupid!!!!!!!
What
This is just fucking cold.
Did I stutter
kill stan
Its not tuesday patrick
My name isn't Patrick
YOU KNOW WHO ELSE IS HARD
(this is a muscle man joke, I am not being weird)
I mean
Hes named
Hollow purple.
What
its in the name
Reminder that muscle man got skinned in an episode of regular show and proved that he was actually jacked underneath his fat.
wasnt the mf a professional bodybuilder before he started working in the park
Yes.
You about to step into the ring???
He was muscle son before he saved his dad from being killed by a barbell.
That was the day he became muscle man.
No?
Im 6'2 160 at most i am not stepping into a ring
Under 200lbs, asked to leave zealout chat.
Which
Under 200lbs, asked to leave zealout chat.
I have been in zealot chat for a year i will not leave
I'm down to 215.
Do not grind jim
Get your own weight set or learn calisthenics.
Calisthenics is peak for keeping yourself in shape without overexertion.
That guy just looks like he's failing at hanging himself.
Honestly, it's impressive.
CrossFit
well I dont think a cross fitters entire goal is just strength
And run further
tbf
calisthenics and an active lifestyle will keep you fit and healthy well into old age
That is a pretty low hanging fruit, tbh.
I can't diet.
trying to hit 170 grams of protein every day is fucking hard
I do 5 things, workout, game, work, read and shoot
If I go on a diet I will stop bulkmaxxing.
That is my life
what do you shoot?
Never cut, only bulk.
Targets, very long range
"im on my dirty bulk shit rn"
loads probablhy
I carry a Glock 20 for work
Nothing in England, g17 when I’m state side
reliable choice
are you a hitman
sig sauer had a special not long ago
I know someone who eats like that
not even a knife? while roaming the streets of worcestershire sauce
Literally me.
i got a p365 recently
Armored car
i have two g17s
thats actually pretty cool
Yeah it's fun
I can’t carry at work either 
i want my grandfather's colt SAAs
I had fried chicken and dumplings for lunch from last night's leftovers and now I'm munching a plate of chicken, bacon, and steak on a bed of rice with cheese sauce.
he was a competitive shooter in arizona
The navy doesn’t like guns
Dorn works for the navy, it's so over.
need cock
gayvy
Contractor
You vs the guy she told you not to worry about.
my dream gun is a FAL
how
My dream gun is an AUG, unfortunately the US has stupid strict fucking import laws.
He didn’t reveal exactly how, but through and through his hand
you would have to physically point a glock at yourself and pull the trigger to do it
Rugged (for a bullpup), top rail for an optic and light, decent weight, can even re chamber it for 9mm without much effort, and swap the charging handle and ejection port sides for lefties.
Unsolicited glock pic
a FAL with the dust cover
You are an ice cream sundae frog
would make me happy
Not all bullpups are bad.
I used to carry thesr lol
wtf
The AUG is good, the Tavor is good...
The LA platform the British used is fucking dogshit...
In this shit country, you wouldn’t be able to carry them 
personality scourge?
nope



