Anybody that's worth blocking isn't worth indulging their opinions.
#zealot-class
grizzled aspen
ornate bone
oh yeah, people you block cannot react to your messages
grizzled aspen
Imagine.
grizzled aspen
slate haven
I’m here to goof about and be annoying and I’m all out of goofing
zinc talon
grizzled aspen
I've been daredevil dog'd, I will never recover.
paper harness
I smell a 7 day timeout on the horizon
zinc talon
I've been daredevil dog'd, I will never recover.
It's double dog dare
stone fern
i smell burnt toast
zinc talon
Not whatever you said
slate haven
7 day timeout speed run when
slate haven
NOOOO
opal star
7 day timeout my ass just kill me
slate haven
CLAD SHARK NOOOO
grizzled aspen
i smell burnt toast
Bame's Nond is having a stronk, call the bondulance.
zinc talon
That's just the drip from the summertime ski party, clear your sinuses and it'll be gone in a day or two
spare talon
ornate bone
7 day timeout my ass just kill me
slate haven
Cool car
slate haven
Quick clad
quaint verge
slate haven
Look at me
stone fern
Get an erection, it will redirect blood
QUICK GIVE ME ONE
grizzled aspen
AYO?
zinc talon
Maybe 3 or 400 mL of it anyway
slate haven
QUICK GIVE ME ONE
sullen forge
QUICK GIVE ME ONE
Freak
ornate bone
zealot chat is unbelievably cooked
paper harness
Just chew aspirin like a human
quaint verge
3.50£
slate haven
This should do the trick
ornate bone
I may need to just block everyone here
quaint verge
paper harness
You should leave again
quaint verge
well, have fun with that
grizzled aspen
zealot chat is unbelievably cooked
Fr, I think the only one that isn't cooked is Cole.
ornate bone
You should leave again
what did they say?
grizzled aspen
Everyone else is just horribly mentally fucked in some way.
quaint verge
ye, i know i am.
paper harness
Yeah….
zinc talon
Yeah yeah for you it's a lot more you tell us all the time, you pip pop the diddly do with real life e-grills
ornate bone
Everyone else is just horribly mentally fucked in some way.
I'm not too mentally scarred
stone fern
Fr, I think the only one that isn't cooked is Cole.
doomed by association
quaint verge
anti depression and stabilisers with sleep meds
zinc talon
But ya dick don't hold much blood at all
shy river
I may need to just block everyone here
quaint verge
But ya dick don't hold much blood at all
unless you poke an extra hole and keep it erect
ornate bone
all I see is "2 blocked messages"
stone fern
Yeah….
tbh i dont mind vet health being that low since they have access to so much toughness from talents
zinc talon
If you want a real blood redirect stand up really quickly from sitting on the floor then immediately bend down and touch your toes
quaint verge
grizzled aspen
Time to go play tarkov and get impact grenade'd by a scav.
zinc talon
Let us know how it worked when you wake up
stone fern
my 200 toughness 188 hp vet when someone picks up a grim
grizzled aspen
all I see is "2 blocked messages"
zinc talon
Time to go play tarkov and get impact grenade'd by a scav.
Gray zone warfare is tarkov without the toxicity
ornate bone
Time to go play tarkov and get impact grenade'd by a scav.
time to go play hadron gambling and get bricked
slate haven
The gamers don’t realize
grizzled aspen
Gray zone warfare is tarkov without the toxicity
Ok. Still gonna play tarkov.
slate haven
I’m secretly always right
fossil crag
<:staregryn:1022085083844325376> my 200 toughness 188 hp vet when someone picks ...
2 grims put my vet to 1 wound perma 
zinc talon
I hope one day you escape
paper harness
dont the nodes add up to over 200 toughness
This is base
grizzled aspen
It's not so bad when everything is an ai.
spare talon
Everyone else is just horribly mentally fucked in some way.
There's no way I'm not also included
zinc talon
What a groundhog day nightmare waking back up in your sewer apartment must be every time you die
stone fern
2 grims put my vet to 1 wound perma <:KEKW_ogryn:1022077188322906163>
one dude actually spammed medicae with a grim when i asked him nicely to eat it
shy river
tarkov? In this economy?
zinc talon
Time is a circular hell
stone fern
Ok. Still gonna play tarkov.
damn paid 29947 dollars for the dlc?
grizzled aspen
There's no way I'm not also included
The only thing you're guilty of is putting up with the shit you do at work, and that's normal.
zinc talon
If you let it be I guess
grizzled aspen
damn paid 29947 dollars for the dlc?
I paid 80 for EOD back when it was on sale at the start of the year.
frosty herald
lmao
grizzled aspen
I will not be getting the unheard upgrade.
frosty herald
lol lmao
grizzled aspen
I only play online with buddies and thats just to troll pmcs.
zinc talon
Have you tried just starting a company and being the boss, bossed make a lot of money
merry flume
oooough i'm tarking off 😩
paper harness
oooough i'm tarking off 😩
zinc talon
It's everyone else's job to do whatever companies do when you start them
grizzled aspen
Anyway, in SPT, I can mod the game however I want.
spare talon
The only thing you're guilty of is putting up with the shit you do at work, and ...
Excuse you
I am VERY mentally ill, I'll have you know
grizzled aspen
Currently I've got flares on every stash, all containers spawn on every map, everything is lighter, etc.
zinc talon
Don't scars only return fire once you initiate
grizzled aspen
It's just something for me to enjoy.
zinc talon
This goddamn autocorrect I swear to christ
ornate bone
Excuse you
I am VERY mentally ill, I'll have you know
oh yeah, well then name every single mental illness
grizzled aspen
They will plink at you with PS or t46 ammo from like 80m out.
Both ammos cause significant damage to non armored body parts.
Imagine chilling and your leg randomly gets blacked and is fractured.
Have fun running on that.
hard nexus
sure
grizzled aspen
Or they just chuck grenades like they're a basketball star.
zinc talon
I think I've graduated from the school of laser beam auto aim bullets through foliage and open windows AI shooting behavior
grizzled aspen
I'm going to light you on fire.
zinc talon
Arma 2 and 3 finished out what gta online couldnt
ornate bone
joined a game, walked backwards, went through map and died
plush estuary
Me
ornate bone
I truly am the Warhammer 40,000: Darktide
grizzled aspen
I am Alpharius.
zinc talon
Light a man a fire, and you keep him warm for the night
But set a man on fire and you'll keep him warm for the rest of his life
ornate bone
hey wait a second is the guy
paper harness
Saladbar is +1600 isn’t he
gusty orbit
I am Alpharius.
fun of you to say such preposterous nonsense, for I am alpharius
grizzled aspen
Nuh uh, I am Alpharius.
ornate bone
Nuh uh, I am Spartacus
gusty orbit
yuh uhh I am Alpharius
spare talon
merry flume
me when i goad people into getting banned on steam forums because they can't handle the bants
gusty orbit
easily 70% of comments are absolute virgins trolling and saying "x game bad, take it down, shit game, why people play it"
plush estuary
I saw a game once
ornate bone
easily 70% of comments are absolute virgins trolling and saying "x game bad, tak...
99% of people in steam forums do not even own the game
they just yap about diversity or something
gusty orbit
99% of people in steam forums do not even own the game
that too lmao
ornate bone
Was it a rubber game? A rubber game with rats?
crazy? I was crazy once
gusty orbit
oh no
ornate bone
grizzled aspen
Current tarkov stats for my SPT account.
ornate bone
hmmm I think your orange thumbs down is a little low
gusty orbit
i am truly devastated to say that i've seen the forums myself and they make any reddit community look like normal homo sapiens sapiens
ornate bone
i am truly devastated to say that i've seen the forums myself and they make any ...
look at helldivers 2 forums
so very real
grizzled aspen
hmmm I think your orange thumbs down is a little low
I don't actually know how to go AWOL.
I don't think it's implemented yet.
spare talon
Darktide is a shit game cuz they refuse to let me play an ultra marine in it
grizzled aspen
I'm also one version behind the current version of SPT.
They get around legal loopholes by being 1 version behind live tarkov.
So I'm 2 versions behind live tarkov.
gusty orbit
Darktide is a shit game cuz they refuse to let me play an ultra marine in it
but but chaos marine boss good, lets makea reddit proposal guys and drink lots of water!!!
gusty orbit
average steam forum post
now read every comment in the postings so you get extra brain tumors
pale spindle
average steam forum post
Least phobic Warhammer fan
spare talon
average steam forum post
Send link
I wanna see comments
atomic saddle
Hey guys can anyone help me with penances, I’m relatively new
mental coral
So what blessings do you want on an agri brauto again?
pale spindle
ornate bone
Send link
I wanna see comments
just go to any of the darktide news or updates and click the discuss button
there are bots that just spam blue text like that
even worse on helldivers 2
shy river
ornate bone
signal harness
pale spindle
frosty herald
Send link
I wanna see comments
These are generic award farming posts
People taking them seriously are amusing
pale spindle
shy river
frosty herald
It did seem to rile up annoying people
pale spindle
Ah yes, Helldivers the game with absolutely no politcal commentary 😎
pale spindle
wait what you're saying I can become a robot
Yes
sullen forge
Yeah you can become one with the Omnissiah
fleet zealot
(don't tell them the God Emperor's pronouns are He/Him)
the god emperor has canonically taken the form of a woman before
pale spindle
yes please I want cybernetic enhancements
stone fern
the god emperor has canonically taken the form of a woman before
what if the emperor is fine on the throne just larping as a corpse to take a break
sullen forge
then well see virus bomb or no
Virus Bomb or Saviour of Mars... Call it
ornate bone
the god emperor has canonically taken the form of a woman before
damn, so the imperium is more progressive than the US?
stone fern
no time for opinions war nao
pale spindle
no discrimination, all can die for the Emperor
Uuuhh 😬
Say that to the:
Psykers
Mutants
Xenos
Disabled
Sick
Poor
hard nexus
woke
ornate bone
Say that to the:
Psykers
Mutants
Xenos
Disabled
Sick
Poor
mutants are still chill, we have the navigators and stuff
psykers are also blessed by the Emperor too
spare talon
Now their even putting their woke agenda in the pure and good lobotomized living corpse slave robots
Does their evil know no bounds
pale spindle
Now their even putting their woke agenda in the pure and good lobotomized living...
😔
ornate bone
Now their even putting their woke agenda in the pure and good lobotomized living...
their evil knows no know nos knows no bounds
pale spindle
zealot chat be like:
Uhhhhh 😬
smite
book
plasmagun
Truuuu
hard nexus
@merry flume the chimera
stone fern
<@103507581405786112> the chimera
preservitor/10
merry flume
BALD
merry flume
1 sec
hard nexus
kk
ornate bone
No politics in Warhammer
yeah, only science fiction with politics is Dune
pale spindle
merry flume
@hard nexus ready
hard nexus
kk
ornate bone
"WOMAN ALERT DEI GAME" is so true
stone fern
WOMAN ALERT
pale spindle
yeah, only science fiction with politics is Dune
I can't tell if you are trolling or not, you must be doing a good job 🤔
pale spindle
This is MGS3 BTW ☠️
ornate bone
I can't tell if you are trolling or not, you must be doing a good job 🤔
lmao of course I'm trolling, everyone knows Dune doesn't have any politics whatsoever
merry flume
dunc
pale spindle
lmao of course I'm trolling, everyone knows Dune doesn't have any politics whats...
Dune is just "nah I'd win"
hard nexus
@merry flume
merry flume
thrussy
hard nexus
die
stone fern
<@103507581405786112>
real
stone fern
fuck i cant type today
ornate bone
Dune is just "nah I'd win"
and then Leto II said it's wormin' time and wormed all over the place
ornate bone
merry flume
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/603303568317087798/977993670131318794/m...
me
frosty herald
pale spindle
and then Leto II said it's wormin' time and wormed all over the place
"OK ima play 4d chess because I shit space dust"
stone fern
time to requeue
ornate bone
"OK ima play 4d chess because I shit space dust"
also something about having an army of only women because men too gay
paper harness
and then Leto II said it's wormin' time and wormed all over the place
Explode
stone fern
am i gonna win a game today????
stone fern
Yeah, called it, got impact grenade'd by a scav.
stop playing mid like tarkov
pale spindle
also something about having an army of only women because men too gay
Most based empire
Ban men
paper harness
am i gonna win a game today????
Typical smyker L
stone fern
play mid games like dorktide
stone fern
Typical smyker L
fuk you i spent 10 minutes trying to clutch new mission middle event
wait
20
fuck me
misty nova
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/603303568317087798/977993670131318794/m...
I karking love this picture 🗣️
stone fern
Warhammer 40,000 Darktide 2024.09.15 - 22.47.32.05 first recording
Warhammer 40,000 Darktide 2024.09.15 - 22.55.15.09 last recording
im never queuing for that shit again
im gonna kms
visual stream
Not like I gave him 10 whole seconds to do it or like he could've been covering me since he knew I was doing it anyway 
grizzled aspen
That was you???
visual stream
Aye
grizzled aspen
Why wouldn't you let para get it???
visual stream
Because there was no communication and I LITERALLY DID
visual stream
Also no psyker ever in any of my pubs considers using KD for that
grizzled aspen
It's been done for like 2 hours or something now.
I was over it by the time I reconnected after alt f4ing.
merry flume
grizzled aspen
<a:SCsniff:853892528512172063>
I'm not saying I condone that action, I'm just saying I understand.
visual stream
This was the first thing I saw after loading into the last maelstrom
grizzled aspen
Mental whiplash.
obsidian ore
grizzled aspen
20 mutants and 20 dogs all flying through one doorway right as I spawn would instantly make my brain explode.
grizzled aspen
Hey man, she's the one that said it.
obsidian ore
grizzled aspen
Earlier me, vic, and para were playing the chasm station assassination mission, and I trolled the random ogryn by dodging a net and letting him get trapped.
It was OK though. I instantly killed the trapper, typed "trolled," and then picked him up. No harm, no foul.
frosty herald
Barrel him
modern lintel
@spare talon
spare talon
<@142046391504601088>
grizzled aspen
That's the response of a man that has had to do exactly that.
spare talon
Speaking of work
grizzled aspen
Inb4 wall of text.
spare talon
Average coworker iq
modern lintel
also speaking of work love being asked if i can cover someones shift the for today i say yea cause its only a midshift then the cloder also calls out now im suddenly being asked to also close
spare talon
I'm the 2nd youngest here, only slightly older than one person who isn't stupid either
grizzled aspen
also speaking of work love being asked if i can cover someones shift the for tod...
That's when you say no.
I've done that. Come in to cover someone's shift and then been asked to close. My response is "I've already been here for 6 hours, I'm not staying another 5."
paper harness
Average coworker iq
Lmao
coarse birch
Average coworker iq
bruh
wraith cipher
fleet zealot
mk4 is great and has been since before the mk12 even came out, mk12 is just easier to use
stone fern
why wont qp give me high shock?
opal star
I just watched the last dude in my team standing get rezzed by a bot
then subsequently netted and crusher overheaded before they could even do anything
stone fern
real
winter rune
There’s a penance that rewards me with a top that I really want but idk how it works exactly. The challenge says: "Complete a full mission on Malice Threat or higher without firing a shot." Does that mean only I can’t fire a shot or does that include my teammates aswell?
ornate bone
You
opal star
I think it's just you
winter rune
Also if it’s in Penances and not in highlights, can I still do it?
spare talon
If anyone knows fish
Another day, another person wanting to put a female betta with a male one
spare talon
Also if it’s in Penances and not in highlights, can I still do it?
Yes
winter rune
Yippie
ornate bone
What is a highlight
winter rune
Tysm
winter rune
Tysm fellas
stone fern
If anyone knows fish
Another day, another person wanting to put a female betta w...
fun times
visual stream
"What about a male with another male?"
I knew you couldn't put male bettas with other males but why not female x male?
hard nexus
i think the male will just kill the female
that or they mate and then there’s a lot of baby fish
fleet zealot
trapped
spare talon
i think the male will just kill the female
It will be this almost 100% of the time
ornate bone
Wait what is a betta
spare talon
About to get Taco Bell
visual stream
Dude that's me
ornate bone
He eated 10 taco bells
visual stream
It will be this almost 100% of the time
Dude that is also me
hard nexus
It will be this almost 100% of the time
i’m so smart
hard nexus
Wait what is a betta
you
u beta male cuck
they’re these @ornate bone
usually in pet stores n such they’ll be kept in very not good containers
lusty turtle
ye pretty difficult to look after fish iirc
ornate bone
They're very pretty
spare talon
usually in pet stores n such they’ll be kept in very not good containers
They're really pretty freshwater fish
ornate bone
Are they hyperaggressive or something?
visual stream
Wonder why they're called betta
ornate bone
I'd have some self-esteem issues if I was a dude with frills too
visual stream
Some dumbass' last name probably
visual stream
sorry
ornate bone
I was fooling you all along
spare talon
ye pretty difficult to look after fish iirc
Bettas are typically the "kid fish" cuz they're way simpler to take care of, and do just fine with way less equipment
You don't need filters or heaters or anything, just change out half the tanks water once a week
visual stream
The small child watching his fish, affectionately named "Blimbo" and "Goob", rip each other apart
lusty turtle
Bettas are typically the "kid fish" cuz they're way simpler to take care of, and...
i meant for the like beeeg finned pretty ones
unless im thinking of a similair but different fish
merry flume
@hard nexus it's all good gamer, we'll pick back up eventually
hard nexus
kk
spare talon
Bettas are typically the "kid fish" cuz they're way simpler to take care of, and...
Normal tanks tho, especially saltwater, is another league
And that means that the entitled people who do 0 research are the biggest fucking pain in my ass
No ma'am you cannot put 20 fish in a 5 gallon tank filled with texas' stupidly hard tap water on the same day you buy the tank without giving it a few weeks for the carbon cycle to start, you will kill them so I won't be giving you any, no matter how much you scream at me
ornate bone
See, I mighty have no friggin clue about that shizzles
spare talon
i meant for the like beeeg finned pretty ones
Not sure which you're talking about but basically anything that isn't a betta isn't way more involved and complex anyone expects
modern lintel
do i get mexican or mcdonald for dinner
rocky nacelle
only if the mexican food is good
ornate bone
Mexican or American
fleet zealot
ornate bone
EEPY
modern lintel
only if the mexican food is good
i usually get like rice bowl w steak and chorizo and pico and cheese sometimes they also put chicken idk why or shrimp
visual stream
do i get mexican or mcdonald for dinner
Ask foe the Huevos Rancheros
spare talon
See, I mighty have no friggin clue about that shizzles
I'm one of the least aquatic adept people that works here
Most of what i know is general knowledge and specific things that are massive red flags
visual stream
If it's a good joint that will be the best decision you make in your life
lusty oar
meta mis huevos en tu boca jajajajajajjajajaa
spare talon
I do not know how to properly and fully set up a tank
rocky nacelle
i usually get like rice bowl w steak and chorizo and pico and cheese sometimes t...
ok better than mac donald
ornate bone
I'm an aquatic fuckwad then
rocky nacelle
wheres the sorry cream though
ornate bone
Sigma
fleet zealot
i'm craving a calzone
modern lintel
fuck them sour cream
fleet zealot
wtf
rocky nacelle
fuck them sour cream
fleet zealot
i can't have sour cream or any souredish milk product
modern lintel
no 1 sour cream hater
paper harness
Heresy auric
fleet zealot
it just makes me gag something fierce
rocky nacelle
the peak of italian food
lusty oar
i havent had a calzone in a minute
stick your fingers down your throat and you can have it again
ornate bone
i can't have sour cream or any souredish milk product
Bitch intestines
fleet zealot
nothing i hate mroe than ordering a 5 layer no sourcream at taco bell, biting into it, and getting a mouthful of sour cream
rocky nacelle
the peak of italian food is lasagna/ calzones/ and anything with alfredo sauce
modern lintel
i tried to make calzones once forgot yeast they were just giant pizza filled biscuits basically
ornate bone
They aren't your buds if they do that shit to you
lusty oar
i tried to make calzones once forgot yeast they were just giant pizza filled bis...
honestly i’d fuck with that
ornate bone
They're your ENEMIES
fleet zealot
one time i was helping my grandma make dinner and we just got some fresh milk from the store for the mashed taters
rocky nacelle
honestly i’d fuck with that
ornate bone
TASTE ENEMIES
fleet zealot
and she asks me if it is bad cause she can't smell good anymore
ornate bone
Oh
ornate bone
I see where this is going
rocky nacelle
no bandit
fleet zealot
i chugged a mouthful of it and it was rancid
rocky nacelle
dont tell me what happens next
ornate bone
I am clairvoyant
visual stream
no 1 sour cream hater
paper harness
@spare talon heresy funny
fleet zealot
vomited in the sink, now i can't have sour cream cause whenever i taste it i get flashbacks and wana vom
rocky nacelle
rest in piss
ornate bone
I remember when I was a kid, I had a lollipop in my mouth and it kept tasting like coconut
Couple minutes later I was vomiting
I associated the weird taste of the lollipop with vomiting
fleet zealot
damn
ornate bone
I also was given Gatorade by my mother another time, and now I don't quite appreciate the orange flavour
fleet zealot
uhh my step father found out i was allergic to cabbage after he made me eat a whole plate of corned beef and cabbage. he didn't believe me when i said it lol
ornate bone
I can drink it at least, but it brings some memories
fleet zealot
he was very much you have to finish your food before you go to bed
fleet zealot
tbf i don't entirely blame him
modern lintel
i remember i went to a pizza place once that was ran by mexican and they had chorizo calzone fucked so hard
fleet zealot
he wasn't abusive, and he worked with troubled youth, juvie killers and stuff like that
ornate bone
They'll either be hungry enough to eat anything, or refuse because of an actual problem
ornate bone
A what
fleet zealot
fell into the sucked ass category
spare talon
<@142046391504601088> heresy funny
What are you saying in chat
Also that looks about right
fleet zealot
sushi burritos
paper harness
What are you saying in chat
Also that looks about right
Ruthless backstab shit
fleet zealot
sushi rolls served uncut and they were the size of burritos
ornate bone
Sucking ass probably tastes like shit
rocky nacelle
multi cultural food places feel like
ornate bone
I wouldn't know
fleet zealot
it's a mixed bag really
fleet zealot
you can have some genius or an insane person
obsidian ore
I lost another 60 minute solo I-II-V-E-G run on damnation WITH OGRYN AT THE END AGAIN
FUUUUUUUCK
median steeple
sisyphus
obsidian ore
fleet zealot
remember when there was like, a small movement of ruthless backstab simps
who were like "it's just as strong as uncanny cause it's the same stat!"
fleet zealot
im not playing until missions reset
rocky nacelle
who were like "it's just as strong as uncanny cause it's the same stat!"
no but im glad I missed it
ruthless is good just take shroudfield guys
fleet zealot
crusher is just, idk
it makes things too easy
then again when the patch drops
i will slap slaught on it so quickly
paper harness
<a:trollhappy:832330256144007208>
Shroudfield already hits the bp
fleet zealot
if oppurtunist was 100% rending i'd consider it but, tbh i feel you'll get more damage in more scenarios with SC+slaught
spare talon
crusher is just, idk
I played marty crusher once recently on auric mael mercantile
Almost every elite was ranged, it kinda felt miserable cuz of that
Not a modifier, just how spawns went
Was the first time in a long time I used crusher, maybe it was the lack of raw toughness and dodge distance but it just really wasn't doing it for me
I felt way weaker than I normally do with other weapons I main, but that's maybe due to both not running ij AND not having used it in quite a while
Scoreboard reflected that too
spare talon
Oh I was also playing a little more cautiously cuz of lack of raw tough and no cdr
Resulting in almost no damage taken
So martyrdom fucking SUCKED
grizzled aspen
I felt way weaker than I normally do with other weapons I main, but that's maybe...
This is why you run an autogun as your ranged option.
grizzled aspen
Crusher will deal with armor easily enough, so you can afford to compromise and run an autogun on zealout.
rocky nacelle
im actually gonna go re check my marty builds
grizzled aspen
Maybe even an ilas.
grizzled aspen
30% tdr from that on top of the uh... 40% from max stacks?
spare talon
No marty changes with update
grizzled aspen
No marty changes with update
Yeah there is goofy.
I shall not fall is getting a buff.
5% tdr will become 6.5%
So it'll be 40% with max stacks, yeah.
rocky nacelle
grizzled aspen
I'm not insane I just remembered post buff.
rocky nacelle
(bonus points if you're running a crit weapon on marty for some reason)
hushed knoll
HI ICE CREAM SUNDAY FROG
spare talon
just go crusher and mk2 laspistol
I don't like the handling of the laspistols tbh
grizzled aspen
Laspistol fucks.
grizzled aspen
I dont think they have that blessing.
rocky nacelle
they're quite versatile little things
well I mean you can just move and hipfire
its pretty accurate
grizzled aspen
But they are very speedy, yeah.
grizzled aspen
And with dod you can just have the tiniest spread possible.
stone fern
@paper harness AAAAAAAAA
lusty oar
the condom
grizzled aspen
<@1273699265243381802> AAAAAAAAA
Deserved for playing like an ape on a bridge with no railings.
It's literally a handful of poxwalkers and you're using a Rashad bro.
Just kill them.
stone fern
It's literally a handful of poxwalkers and you're using a Rashad bro.
no
i see trapper
i rush trapper
spare talon
i rush trapper
grizzled aspen
There wasn't even a trapper!
rocky nacelle
<@1273699265243381802> AAAAAAAAA
how not to play zealot 101
grizzled aspen
It was a burster!
stone fern
yes there was?????
rocky nacelle
grizzled aspen
Creature!
stone fern
i rushed the trapper then canclled to push the burster
grizzled aspen
Well then don't do that, you goblin.
stone fern
REGARDLESS
stone fern
Well then don't do that, you goblin.
The police can not stop me
stone fern
i will continue to play like amonkey
ornate bone
Danktide with the dankest, crusty-mustiest memes on this dank planet
stone fern
REGARDLESS
placid fiber
Ugh... I finally got my meds... I've been waiting the entire day because they couldn't get into the vault which had the meds I needed
grizzled aspen
Literally using the best weapon in the game and panics against poxwalkers...
spare talon
yes there was?????
I saw it
grizzled aspen
Well, with the skill you showed, I would imagine anybody could be peak.
spare talon
didnt take ammo all game
Me as fuck
stone fern
let the other two heal despite dying 13 times
placid fiber
1 hour before they closed they finally told us they got into it
spare talon
let the other two heal despite dying 13 times
Not me as fuck
stone fern
even refused to tap ammo crate
rocky nacelle
erm guys
paper harness
<@1273699265243381802> AAAAAAAAA
Heresy exemplar
grizzled aspen
That just sounds like he's dumb.
stone fern
Heresy exemplar
my point was that should have been a hanging ledge
grizzled aspen
Nah.
rocky nacelle
my point was that should have been a hanging ledge
heresy exemplar
paper harness
Using melee to horde clear is the adult way of playing
placid fiber
Because that's a 4 point tax.
cough a 1 or 2 point tax on most of my builds COUGH
grizzled aspen
*cough* a 1 or 2 point tax on most of my builds ***COUGH***
Same.
stone fern
i wanted to get the tapper
grizzled aspen
I can't play zealout without anoint in blood and purge the unclean.
grizzled aspen
i wanted to get the tapper
YOU HAVE A GUN
stone fern
gun?
placid fiber
I can't play zealout without anoint in blood and purge the unclean.
Those 2 talents are so good lol
stone fern
i have an axe
modern lintel
grizzled aspen
Mods, kill this guy with hammers.
stone fern
besides with the swap time of bolter
rocky nacelle
ok
stone fern
the poxies would have killed me
placid fiber
Mods, kill this guy with hammers.
Me? YES! Just what I always wanted!
rocky nacelle
time to play marty dom
grizzled aspen
You at least take second wind and duelist, right?
Of course.
paper harness
Good
grizzled aspen
I'm not uncivilized.
paper harness
Otherwise I might have send 50 fucking gunners at your lobby
placid fiber
I'm not uncivilized.
Depends on who we compare you to, tbh. Same goes for the rest of us lol
grizzled aspen
I have a piety build I really want to try but I want to get exemplar out of the way.
stone fern
just play heresy :%)
grizzled aspen
I haven't played with it yet and I don't feel confident with playing it and not dying.
modern lintel
shock maul
grizzled aspen
just play heresy :%)
Auric heresy lobbies are filled with people that panic at poxwalkers (you), no thanks.
placid fiber
I haven't played with it yet and I don't feel confident with playing it and not ...
Honestly I do that for builds/characters as well, I don't want to end up being the weak link on a damnation run lol
Since randos are all weak links
stone fern
Auric heresy lobbies are filled with people that panic at poxwalkers (you), no t...
so
just solo it 🙂
paper harness
I do
grizzled aspen
Honestly I do that for builds/characters as well, I don't want to end up being t...
Nah I'm confident that I can make it work, I just don't want to ruin my streak for it.
placid fiber
Nah I'm confident that I can make it work, I just don't want to ruin my streak f...
Fair
grizzled aspen
It's a hsword agri tknives loadout.
stone fern
fuck you
placid fiber
It's a hsword agri tknives loadout.
I mean... it probably will work since my clutch build I used for a ton of the time after talent trees were unlocked used a heavy sword and autopistol/brauto
spare talon
Dude that's me
placid fiber
I pulled off some stupid stunts during that time lol
grizzled aspen
I don't even think I should be using hsword, though.
Maybe keep using mk13 chainsword.
It is a piety build, after all.
paper harness
Knife
grizzled aspen
Also @paper harness did you ever figure out if point blank applies to throwing knives?
paper harness
Precog riposte
placid fiber
I don't even think I should be using hsword, though.
I mean it's pretty brainless, light attacks shred hordes... heavies kill elites... special is used for stagger/crusher damage
paper harness
Also <@1273699265243381802> did you ever figure out if point blank applies to th...
I’ll have to find out later
placid fiber
https://tenor.com/view/spit-it-out-spit-disgusting-gif-16413711
Ah, so you are saying you spit
placid fiber
I spit some fire takea
Just don't try spitting the reddit takes, and you're good lol
ornate bone
AYO WHO ELSE BINDS TAG TO PRIMARY ACTION
opal star
what
placid fiber
I mean we're skilled enough to pull off reddit builds... but that doesn't make them fun
placid fiber
AYO WHO ELSE BINDS TAG TO PRIMARY ACTION
My friend bound it to his scroll wheel lol
stone fern
ME
ornate bone
My friend bound it to his scroll wheel lol
Mf looks at a crusher patrol and turns his scroll into a beyblade
placid fiber
iirc mine is either c or v
stone fern
change speed loader and unyielding? its ok
placid fiber
Can't argue with that
lusty oar
ayo who need they scabussy tagged
ornate bone
Joever
stone fern
its over
stone fern
say the line
lusty oar
say the line
plap plap plap plap plap GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT
paper harness
say the line
Die clad die
placid fiber
Couldn't you just replace both blessings and then after the crafting update change the perks?
stone fern
no
paper harness
?
stone fern
"crafting update will fix it"
paper harness
*plap plap plap plap plap* GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT
placid fiber
*plap plap plap plap plap* GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT
😏
paper harness
New character name
ornate bone
*plap plap plap plap plap* GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT
WHO NEED THEY BRAUTUSSY ATE
stone fern
haha imagine waiting for update
too bad waiting for update
placid fiber
There we go
placid fiber
How come *I* get loregrynned
😏
spare talon
WHO NEED THEY BRAUTUSSY ATE
grizzled aspen
*plap plap plap plap plap* GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT
Why the fuck are you like this?
stone fern
bro played one too many indi games
placid fiber
Why the fuck are you like this?
For the lulz
placid fiber
https://tenor.com/view/walk-into-the-club-malhari-gif-9559802
I see, gathering all the other degenerates so we can kill them all in one fell swoop
stone fern
I see, gathering all the other degenerates so we can kill them all in one fell s...
does it happen to be your basement?
placid fiber
does it happen to be your basement?
Jokes on you, I don't have a basement
lusty oar
and with one thrust of the horse cock, all are impregnated
placid fiber
visual stream
and with one thrust of the horse cock, all are impregnated
Okay Mr. Hands
rocky nacelle
ok ironhelm brauto for today
visual stream
Chill out
grizzled aspen
https://tenor.com/view/what-happened-what-happened-to-you-as-a-child-what-kind-o...
Took the words right out of my mouth.
placid fiber
Whoops wrong gif
lusty oar
not the only thing that’ll come out of your mouth
opal star
what the fuck are yall talking about in here
lusty oar
stone fern
ok ironhelm brauto for today
oh when i do ironhelm brauto im a cheesing asshole
but you can do it just fine 😠
placid fiber
ok ironhelm brauto for today
Let me guess: Crusher laspistol tomorrow?
rocky nacelle
no
grizzled aspen
not the only thing that’ll come out of your mouth
placid fiber
Tru, laspistol is too op
stone fern
i hope u get nothing but BoN
rocky nacelle
this maelstrom is gonna be dumb
timid brook
whats good melee for shroudfield penance
broken walrus
shroudfield helps
rocky nacelle
placid fiber
^
placid fiber
whats good melee for shroudfield penance
Anything that isn't a chain weapon
rocky nacelle
@spare talon
surely this guy will kill everyone in this melee modifier on Clandestium
placid fiber
Eh, I've seen worse
hard nexus
whats good melee for shroudfield penance
heavy sword, rashad
weapons with brutal momentum
you can get 3 backstab kills at once with a bit of luck
if you're doing the backstab ranged enemies out of coherency, go to ascension riser and the section with the trains
on the second part of the moving trains event
theres a ton of ranged enemy spawns and you'll easily be out of coherency
if you're doing the backstab elites and specials with shroudfield, mostly ranged enemies modifier is perfect
in one game of mostly ranged maelstrom i got like 60 elite backstabs
placid fiber
Lore added
placid fiber
stone fern
you can get 3 backstab kills at once with a bit of luck
damn where were you when i was doing the shroudfield penance
hard nexus
andandand
timid brook
poggers bridge
hard nexus
damn where were you when i was doing the shroudfield penance
i figured a bit of this out my own
but the deathblow/brutal momentum note was told to me by a few people
path, cole, dorn
lusty oar
stealth achlys gaming
fleet zealot
me
lusty oar
stealth autopistol gaming
yeah that was my build hehe
placid fiber
Achlyopistol?
grizzled aspen
Lore added
Add this to your lore too.
grizzled aspen
Absolutely not, it is probably my favorite screenshot of somebody saying scuffed shit.
grizzled aspen
Before you say Backup says worse things, those are too easy.
modern lintel
what is that supposed to mean
grizzled aspen
Idk, ask Meow what the definition of "girlstink" is.
hard nexus
Before you say Backup says worse things, those are too easy.
true
stone fern
what is that supposed to mean
you wake up see shit in the toilette no problem
grizzled aspen
See I'm not following.
grizzled aspen
Because I don't know what "boysmell" is, either.
lusty oar
paper harness
timid brook
tox bomber smell
grizzled aspen
Not perfect 380 or potential perfect 380, scrap for dockets.
modern lintel
its like boysmell
stone fern
Because I don't know what "boysmell" is, either.
doritos and bleach
sterile stone
doritos and bleach
Vile
grizzled aspen
No that's depression smell.
paper harness
Not perfect 380 or potential perfect 380, scrap for dockets.
One day I will post the full zealot weapon perfect roll list
grizzled aspen
Is that why you've spent 55m dockets on taxes?
placid fiber
doritos and bleach
don't forget that 14+ day body odor as well
paper harness
Is that why you've spent 55m dockets on taxes?
The ideal stars for every weapon
hard nexus
grizzled aspen
I'm taking notes this time.
hard nexus
workable
placid fiber
The ideal stars for every weapon
lusty oar
just blasted rope to this
stone fern
its begging to be a meme crit weapon
grizzled aspen
just blasted rope to this
Mods, kill this guy.
stone fern
put crit damage crit chance on it
fleet zealot
just blasted rope to this
wtf is wrong with you
placid fiber
https://tenor.com/view/super-mario-win-mario-nintendo-gif-5470696
I still remember my parents telling me how I beat the 1st bowser in this despite not having thumbs long enough to properly rotate the control stick
hard nexus
just blasted rope to this
aaaand its all over the screen.. DATTEBAYO fellas !
brofist
lusty oar
Also I GOT FUCKING IMPACT GRENADE'D AGAIN.
they detected boysmell
hard nexus
<@265332960792805378> go ahead, explain "boysmell" to the class.
when a boy smells good after a long day
stone fern
just blasted rope to this
one day you will be under so much pressure to out do yourself
youll just not say anything
hard nexus
when a boy stink good
grizzled aspen
hard nexus
when a girl stink good
hard nexus
ok in my defense i stole that from i think tiktok
grizzled aspen
Finally, something worse.
fleet zealot
i mean you kinda have to be into boys to understand boysmell
placid fiber
when a boy smells good after a long day
The council shall record this.
grizzled aspen
ok in my defense i stole that from i think tiktok
Doesn't matter, you shouldn't have repeated it.
fleet zealot
i just call it "human I like smell"
rocky nacelle
stone fern
i mean
hard nexus
”Aaaaaand, yep! It’s all over the screen!😅👊 DATTEBAYO, fellas!”
stone fern
eveyones sweat smells differently
hard nexus
is the whole post
fleet zealot
like
lusty oar
meow tiktok lore
fleet zealot
when your partner gives you a used shirt
fleet zealot
ok i need to stop
grizzled aspen
I wouldn't know.
fleet zealot
i'm too fruity for this
stone fern
when your partner gives you a used shirt
nah its fine
hard nexus
meow tiktok lore
i post tiktoks pretty often
placid fiber
The council shall record this.
This is a bunch of these side by side and made into a much larger amount lol
hard nexus
pawesome
stone fern
ive smelled a tshirt in an air bnb when i was with a bunch of friends to know whos shirt it was
grizzled aspen
i post tiktoks pretty often
Brainrotmaxxing.
hard nexus
ok i need to stop
keep it in ur pants
hard nexus
ive smelled a tshirt in an air bnb when i was with a bunch of friends to know wh...
freak.
placid fiber
keep it in ur pants
What if they can't?
hard nexus
bigger pants i guess
placid fiber
tru
hard nexus
freaaak
grizzled aspen
What if Im not wearing pants?
hard nexus
freakalicious
hard nexus
What if Im not wearing pants?
put them on
lusty oar
What if Im not wearing pants?
owo
grizzled aspen
No.
stone fern
ur mad u dont have a bloodhound ike nose
placid fiber
ur mad u dont have a bloodhound ike nose
stone fern
Imma hang myself
you're sharing the nose with meow
placid fiber
Oh God... we've been rubbing off onto Dorn...
stone fern
Oh God... we've been rubbing off onto Dorn...
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
lusty oar
you're sharing the nose with meow
why are you sniffing dorn and meow simultaneously
how does that even work
is it like one nostril each
stone fern
big nose
grizzled aspen
No???
hard nexus
u all are freaks
stone fern
can the mods freeze the channel for 12 hours?
fleet zealot
we didn't start this conversation
placid fiber
u all are freaks
No, I just take a joke way too far in much to serious of a tone sometimes lol
fleet zealot
smh
grizzled aspen
u all are freaks
You are not excluded from being a freaky freak either.
Every zealout chat regular is a freak.
lusty oar
i can't read chat there's too much girlstink here
grizzled aspen
Comes with the territory of being a zealout chat regular.
stone fern
i can't read chat there's too much girlstink here
open your window
grizzled aspen
i can't read chat there's too much girlstink here
It's overpowering, I agree. Meow's girlstink is too powerful.
paper harness
undone pewter
hard nexus
whats the mod for the full stickerbook of blessings
placid fiber
i can't read chat there's too much girlstink here
So you haven't evolved the ability to just sift it out naturally? Weak
grizzled aspen
Just inhale all of it.
grizzled aspen
Pass out.
grizzled aspen
Be a man.
hard nexus
thanks
placid fiber
So you haven't evolved the ability to just sift it out naturally? Weak
I had 3 sisters tho
stone fern
whats the mod for the full stickerbook of blessings
excel
placid fiber
So I got some in depth training at it lol
lusty oar
reveal blesisings?
that too but only when you consecrate/rebless
grizzled aspen
I had 3 sisters tho
This is not doing you ANY favors.
grizzled aspen
So I got some in depth training at it lol
Digging your grave deeper with each sentence.
paper harness
placid fiber
This is not doing you ANY favors.
Maybe not, but, I can easily shut out "girlstink"
lusty oar
dorn after dark
placid fiber
Digging your grave deeper with each sentence.
Hey, I mean, you must want it to mean that.
😏
grizzled aspen
Well my mind is permanently tied down in the gutter, so.
lusty oar
tied down you say
grizzled aspen
No other way for me to interpret that.
placid fiber
Well my mind is permanently tied down in the gutter, so.
So you like getting tied up, ey? I guess we know which one is the dominant one.
grizzled aspen
tied down you say
Yes, Backup, I worded it like that on purpose.
placid fiber
😳
placid fiber
Cole?
lusty oar
placid fiber
Pretty sure you said cole
lusty oar
cope is too yellow
paper harness
hard nexus
https://www.nexusmods.com/warhammer40kdarktide/mods/310
do both of these go in the mod folder?
grizzled aspen
Hes me, I'm Sisyphus.