zealot-class

[frosty herald]

i suspect the postgame operations will be given by aldoran

[grizzled aspen]

He explained them as "40k jawas."

[plucky gate]

So like, what are these insane challenges he's claimed to have done? Does he actually have any cool footage?

His channel is full of rants and him reviewing other peoples vods so idk

[paper harness]

“Worlds first grey weapon no talent points 4 man premade 3veg”

[grizzled aspen]

I bet he died over and over again.

[paper harness]

4 man pussy shit go true solo it

[grizzled aspen]

Or his teammates were using normal weapons and talents.

[paper harness]

So you can be #2

[plucky gate]

What does 3 veg mean?

[grizzled aspen]

Monstrous specialists.

[paper harness]

Here we go

[plucky gate]

oh the maelstrom conditions

[grizzled aspen]

Maelstrom modifier.

[sullen forge]

Yes

[grizzled aspen]

I think "I" is waves of specialists and "II" is hunting grounds?

May have them backwards.

[spare talon]

thats the scab blessed monsterous one

[sullen forge]

Personally I wanna see them do it on J-I-II-IV

[paper harness]

I (waves of specialists) II (monstrous specialist) V (scab faction only) E (nurgle blessing) G (Enhanced blitz)

[plucky gate]

i thought he was calling his 3 teammates vegetables lol

[rocky nacelle]

im done

[grizzled aspen]

Oh so II is monstrous specialists.

[lusty oar]

hi done

[grizzled aspen]

I'm in the bathroom, now you gotta wait on me.

L.

[paper harness]

III is dogs

[rocky nacelle]

i dont

[sullen forge]

J (Waves of Specials), IV (Snipers)

[paper harness]

J is pox gas

[sullen forge]

Oh my bad

[paper harness]

4head

[rocky nacelle]

J3-IV

is peak

[sullen forge]

5head thank you very much

[paper harness]

Jive is easy

[naive stirrup]

all my homies hate dogs (in darktide)

[rocky nacelle]

most money

and its fun

[paper harness]

40 billion med stims

[sullen forge]

True

[plucky gate]

oh he does have footage of it. He was trauma psyker

[paper harness]

I could

[sullen forge]

It didn't even click to me how it hands out Healing stims like actual candy

[lusty oar]

automod didnt like it when i called it j1zz air mael

[paper harness]

jiss

;mao

[grizzled aspen]

WE LOVE HEALING STIMS

[frosty herald]

ive noticed

more healing stims and medkits are spawning

[slate haven]

Should I cop?

[grizzled aspen]

I've also noticed more crates and stims spawning lately.

[paper harness]

@plush estuary @obsidian ore @gusty stag no talent point grey weapon Jiss air snipers monsters when it pops up?

[grizzled aspen]

With what dockets?

[slate haven]

I’ll sell some shit

But should I?

[grizzled aspen]

And with what skill will you use a tac axe?

[slate haven]

: <

[paper harness]

only two players around here like the taxes

[slate haven]

LB spam

[grizzled aspen]

Gale and I.

[slate haven]

I like the tac axe

[paper harness]

3 then

[slate haven]

Mindless light spam

[paper harness]

me, you and gale

[slate haven]

Very fun

[sullen forge]

TAXES RAGHHHH!!!!!!💪 💪 💪

[grizzled aspen]

Ah, didn't know you were a taxe guy, Dorn.

Taxes are great fun but still weak.

[sullen forge]

If a weapon at all remotely feels fluid to flow through the moveset at all I like it

[grizzled aspen]

Hopefully their new blessings will help.

[sullen forge]

I dont care if its weak

[slate haven]

I’m gonna grab it

[grizzled aspen]

They've got one that's a guaranteed crit on a crit headshot kill.

[lusty oar]

if it’s weak it just means i get to do more stroking

[grizzled aspen]

So you can run it on zealout, get a crit headshot, and just chain crit headshots for free cdr.

[grizzled aspen]

You have a lot of nerve being alive.

[slate haven]

I wish I could get a good MK2 Evis from the shop

Current one has 59% shredder : <

[grizzled aspen]

Watch for a mk15, too.

You'll be able to change the model, remember.

[slate haven]

I got a pretty decent Mk15

Flak Unyeilding shred rampage and it’s a 372

Mobility dumpstat

[grizzled aspen]

Shred evisc, explode.

Now.

[slate haven]

I can actually change shred

What should I change it to?

[paper harness]

rampage on a mk15

LLLLLLLLL

[grizzled aspen]

Well, considering you're gonna change it to a mk2, I'd put savage sweep on it.

[rocky nacelle]

dont tell him to do that acoustic ass perfect strike shred mk15 build dorn

[paper harness]

perfect for his skill level

[grizzled aspen]

Savage sweep + rampage is good for a mk2.

[rocky nacelle]

he'd have to macro for QQ cancelling

[slate haven]

POG I got savage sweep on my current MK2

[rocky nacelle]

L

[slate haven]

Macro on console

Makes sense

[rocky nacelle]

oh forgot you're an xbot

[slate haven]

Yeah

[rocky nacelle]

sucks to suck

[slate haven]

FR

[grizzled aspen]

Just be speedy hands Mcgee with your weapon swap button.

[slate haven]

Being poor a skill issue

[grizzled aspen]

Not that hard.

[rocky nacelle]

just yy

same thing

[slate haven]

I don’t know what QQing is

[grizzled aspen]

I actually cancel stuff by just pressing 1 and 2 back and forth.

[paper harness]

Plays like a bot

[slate haven]

I’m too afraid to ask

[rocky nacelle]

wants to speedrun instead of learning how to get good at the game fundamentally

[grizzled aspen]

Q is the weapon swap button on mnk by default.

[slate haven]

Oh

[ornate bone]

it's when you double queue for a match to execute a difficult glitch

[grizzled aspen]

Pressing it twice swaps off and back to your current weapon.

[lusty oar]

qq is cry

[ornate bone]

the glitch lets you become invincible

[rocky nacelle]

that too

[plush estuary]

Buh

[slate haven]

I do that to cancel my big bonk on thammer sometimes

When I miss it

[grizzled aspen]

I dont use it, though, because Q is my blitz button due to tknife zealout.

[visual stream]

Chastise poxburster tech so yummy

[plush estuary]

If I finish building my desk, maybe

[obsidian prairie]

Yep

Same here

[slate haven]

For MK2

[obsidian prairie]

My middle mouse broke so I had to find a new button

[slate haven]

Current WIP evis

[radiant token]

Sup nade

[paper harness]

Zarona pp piss baby

[slate haven]

Sup Sam

Go back to moving that couch

[paper harness]

Post curios now

[frosty herald]

@stone fern did you find any other leaked stuff from youtubers

[slate haven]

So uhhh about that

[ornate bone]

pro gamer tip: just use gray curios

curios don't matter beyond that

[slate haven]

I don’t have the shit to change them anymore

[paper harness]

You are stupid

[radiant token]

You guys use curios?

[slate haven]

Yes

This is news to you?

[ornate bone]

lmao no

[paper harness]

Not really

[frosty herald]

real asf

[ornate bone]

who actually uses curios (beyond just gray ones)

[sullen forge]

No I just use nothing like a real player would

[ornate bone]

if only there was the option to unequip weapons

[slate haven]

Sam your doing a lot of yapping and not so much lurking

Go back to lurking you lurk baby

[paper harness]

Be silent

Tanner boy

[slate haven]

Yes Dorn

[grizzled aspen]

[ornate bone]

https://tenor.com/view/gojo-red-role-red-name-gif-12766228929703658477

[grizzled aspen]

This almost as bad as Dorn being called a "good boy" by the plasma defender.

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/red-role-period-role-roleist-rolecism-these-red-roles-tripping-gif-12990912465224665869

[slate haven]

Says the one that didn’t publish the manuscripts

[radiant token]

Ordo dockets, experience, grim resist are the best nade. Run those.

[slate haven]

Speaking of

Here are the manuscripts

[grizzled aspen]

Favorite and coolest bleach character.

[sullen forge]

https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/iAorYBU9gp5y-k_Nk/d1337YA2PbKo?invite=cr-MSw5dVYsMTA3NDAxNTczLA

[rocky nacelle]

kenpachi

[lusty oar]

would he be dorndy

[rocky nacelle]

no contest

[grizzled aspen]

The only one that comes close is Ulquiorra.

[sullen forge]

Just as Tanner intended

[lusty oar]

maybe dorddy

[grizzled aspen]

Nah Kenpachi is a fucking wackjob.

[slate haven]

Checks out

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/zaraki-kenpachi-eyepatch-sword-bleach-anime-gif-17234939

[grizzled aspen]

I unironically hate him.

[rocky nacelle]

kenpachi goat

cope

[spare talon]

what am i supposed to be looking at

[grizzled aspen]

Yeah he's a goat, but not the greatest of all time.

[spare talon]

is the the vet shooting a horde with 1 plasma shot?

[paper harness]

Why did you not change your curios

[sullen forge]

He's using Plasma for fucking Horde Clear

[paper harness]

Tanner boy

[sullen forge]

He was doing that all match

[lusty oar]

he made a vet build and said to use plasma for horde clear

[rocky nacelle]

I use void on horde clear

getting max use out of my scriers

[grizzled aspen]

You have infinite ammo with void, stfu.

[spare talon]

tbf i dont think thats a bad thing if you shoot one shot when youre at an angle to hit the most enemies

[spare talon]

oh

[ornate bone]

plasma great horde clear wdym

[sullen forge]

Rarely is whatever

but constantly-

[grizzled aspen]

The issue with using plasma for horde clear is ammo.

[ornate bone]

simply have 3 psykers who don't use any ammo

[grizzled aspen]

And if you're using it all match for that, you aren't shooting targets you need to be.

[rocky nacelle]

frog are you done shitting

[grizzled aspen]

Almost.

[lusty oar]

let me help

[grizzled aspen]

[sullen forge]

Shit your pants

now

[merry flume]

@rocky nacelleyou still gaming? took a lil nap and im recharged

[slate haven]

Bc I wanted to roll a DC

[naive stirrup]

what

[spare talon]

https://tenor.com/view/giygas-cat-melon-cat-psychotic-gif-25770926

[slate haven]

You guys just don’t understand my genius

[paper harness]

Moronic behavior

Tanner boy can’t cope with losing his tanner curios

[slate haven]

I just need new ones to roll

But I won’t roll
Then unless they’re max

I need 17 and 21

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/a-level-gaming-a-level-skim-wii-wii-hit-tv-gif-24607227

yes

[grizzled aspen]

I have returned.

My darktide has shit the bed.

[paper harness]

NO YOU FUCKING DONT

TANNER

BOY

[slate haven]

I really want them

[obsidian prairie]

I think I have like

[paper harness]

You will get them eventually

[spare talon]

melks lottery is to the left

[paper harness]

You will benefit massively from fixing your curios now

[obsidian prairie]

4 max tough/hp curios across all classes

[slate haven]

I have 30 melk bucks

[grizzled aspen]

Lmao brokie.

[frosty herald]

fully unlocked curios

[slate haven]

Sam go away

Stop lurking

[radiant token]

If you did your vet weekly’s too you’d have money.

[slate haven]

No

I won’t play vet

[lusty oar]

nade go play the game and get your broke ass some money

[rocky nacelle]

oh hey

[slate haven]

I can’t go back

[radiant token]

Kids these days

[rocky nacelle]

did I play with you @gusty stag ?

[slate haven]

Old head

[marble rover]

Normalize using the axe over knife

[paper harness]

Idiot

Go play

Fix your curios

[slate haven]

I am

Running damnation

For plasteel

[grizzled aspen]

Taxes are how you play knife without having bad habits.

[paper harness]

Do not roll more trash weapons

[gusty orbit]

normalize using chorus and martyr

[rocky nacelle]

dorn i ran into saladbar

small atoma

[slate haven]

Fine : <

Gunner resist toughness right?

[paper harness]

Not real saldar

[grizzled aspen]

I ran into victuals earlier.

In the mourningstar.

[marble rover]

Axe cooler less gunky

[rocky nacelle]

are u sure

[paper harness]

true level?

[rocky nacelle]

i check previous missions / looked up their social code and it matched

the steam user

[paper harness]

meloveyoulongtime?

[rocky nacelle]

yes

[paper harness]

saladbar was playing dt instead of poe

he has falen

[grizzled aspen]

"Poe?" Path of exile?

[rocky nacelle]

here it is

[spare talon]

https://tenor.com/view/child-po-kung-fu-panda-panda-kung-fu-gif-27359038

[stone fern]

nope just the double barrel

[frosty herald]

pillars of eternity

[marble rover]

Are there canonical spears used by any class in canon?

Zels need spears

[grizzled aspen]

|| Watching child po rn. ||

[frosty herald]

hunting spears by the chemdogs

[rocky nacelle]

yeah he said he hasnt played DT in like a month

[lusty oar]

yeah it’s in my pants

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/rayleigh-one-piece-crying-gif-7583256620608062087

[marble rover]

Gonna need those dm receipts

[paper harness]

xposed

[lusty oar]

i don’t work for free

[stone fern]

we waited months for the crafting update you can wait a couple of days

[stone fern]

you dont work

[marble rover]

Pass that clericussy

[frosty herald]

i have the wait for tokyo game show to keep me company

[marble rover]

For the beneficent emprah

[paper harness]

yes

[grizzled aspen]

SHUT UP! SHUT THE FUCK UP!

[stone fern]

start reading horus heresy like me

[lusty oar]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-glass-paper-break-gif-18384377

[grizzled aspen]

That's you after I get my fucking hands on you.

[marble rover]

https://tenor.com/view/tts-40k-warhammer40k-prohibition-hammer-alfabusa-gif-27259088

[rocky nacelle]

@merry flume why did you turn into a minion

[merry flume]

https://tenor.com/view/minion-banana-gif-minion-minions-gif-81650879192259967

[frosty herald]

gonna start reading dbs instead

[grizzled aspen]

Goblinmaxxing.

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/gitapro1-gitajah13-gif-13744949677666979393

[stone fern]

re-reading?

[frosty herald]

erm no

[marble rover]

Clericussy cleansing

[stone fern]

what arc are they on rn?

[ornate bone]

and then horus heresy said "its heresyin time" and then he hereysied all over the god emperor of mankind

[stone fern]

did the magic dude arc finish already?

[gusty orbit]

[frosty herald]

bruh were on dragon ball super hero

[ornate bone]

he was truly the warhammer 40k

[stone fern]

everything is a cannon

[stone fern]

thats not real

super hero isnt real

[marble rover]

Bardock is just sly marbo

[stone fern]

its MAADE UP

to sell a bullshit video game

[frosty herald]

i think your talking about heroes

super hero is the movie

[ornate bone]

you're*

[stone fern]

ye i saw that

ehhhhhhhhh

[frosty herald]

taking place after granolah and broly

[stone fern]

gohans meme form is mid

granola is mid

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-hand-back-away-dog-leave-disgusted-gif-15798798190133447846

[stone fern]

the magic dude with horns and soul sucking is mid

[marble rover]

Silver gohan is goated

Fym

[stone fern]

idk i liked the tournament of universes

[gusty orbit]

hey you starting to get it

[frosty herald]

GOKU IS MID!!!

[stone fern]

i wish they did more shit with the other saiyan

[marble rover]

Super Shenron and silver gohan sold me on the universe tourney arc

[stone fern]

FUCK YOU GOHAN IS MID

[stone fern]

MUH POTENTIAL

[gusty orbit]

knife is mid

[marble rover]

Gohan the goat

[gusty orbit]

goku mid budokai

[stone fern]

BRO IS 35 NOW

WEARS GLASSES

[marble rover]

Knife is cringe

[stone fern]

AND HAS A KID

[gusty orbit]

thanks for bringing it up too

[stone fern]

GET A JOB ALREADY BRO YOU CANT FIGHT FOR SHIT

[frosty herald]

bro cannot comprehend the next tournament of power coming up and black frieza

[marble rover]

Freizigga

[stone fern]

yeah any day now...

[frosty herald]

theyve already started work on the next chapter

[gusty orbit]

niggeza

[stone fern]

we're reaching one piece levels of no happenings

[frosty herald]

daima is taking place between majin buu and super

[rocky nacelle]

i love when no gunners are aiming at me

[frosty herald]

and after daima probably moro

[rocky nacelle]

then all of a sudden 3 are all lasering me

[stone fern]

what is daima?

[rocky nacelle]

new dragonball show

coming out

[stone fern]

what

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/dragon-ball-daima-04-gif-7268378743995268209

[stone fern]

SINCE WHEN

oh nvm

[rocky nacelle]

dragonball GT 2

[stone fern]

ew

[slate haven]

Live Nade gameplay stream 🥶

[stone fern]

EWWW

[frosty herald]

ssj3 vegeta

[stone fern]

EWWWWWWWWWWW

[placid fiber]

They all get reduced to children...?

[stone fern]

THEYRE ALL BABIES

[placid fiber]

That's like GT but on crack...

[frosty herald]

someone makes the main cast all children

(emperor pilaf did this to goku in gt)

[rocky nacelle]

it will be very interesting

I like the animation

[placid fiber]

Literally GT, but, with all the main cast

[slate haven]

ST 100

[frosty herald]

the return of the power pole god bless

[rocky nacelle]

you dont get to join the zealot vc

[stone fern]

ehhhhhhhhhhhh

[rocky nacelle]

go stream in strike team 1

[slate haven]

Nah

I’m scared

[stone fern]

im not a gt enjoyer

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/goku-ssj4-super-saiyan-4-dragon-ball-gt-dragon-ball-gif-6491195933392867517

[ornate bone]

do it

[paper harness]

Strike team not strike party

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/dbgt-san-goku-bleh-gif-12001044

[placid fiber]

Yep... ssj4 lol

[stone fern]

goofy power up

[fleet zealot]

GT stands for goku time

[mental coral]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-kk6us30LM

Saw this vid from a while back... are marty zealots considered bad lmao?

[placid fiber]

general tampons

[stone fern]

ignore all tanner posts

[fleet zealot]

no lmao. not since patch 13

[stone fern]

ITS GOKU'IN TIME

[paper harness]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/211203478284926976/1281888137626517504/caption.gif

[spare talon]

https://tenor.com/view/nodding-soyjak-pissluffare-soy-gif-25061889

[mental coral]

Was wondering lmao

[placid fiber]

Marty zealots, according to the moron, are bad. lol

[mental coral]

are his SM2 videos better?

[placid fiber]

I doubt it

[spare talon]

i doubt it

[placid fiber]

XD

[stone fern]

he just does videos on speed running sm2

thats fine

[fleet zealot]

pre talents, yea martyrdom was bad to build around. it was % missing hp and you got no defenses from it, just a bit more damage than baseline and some attack speed

[placid fiber]

iirc it was just attack speed

[stone fern]

the video is after talent tree tho

[spare talon]

his first video was something like "worlds first max lvl all classes" and his comments shat on him so hard for it that he disabled comments

[placid fiber]

10% below 50%, and 20% below 10% or 20%

I used it since I didn't find as much use out of punishment

[fleet zealot]

every zealot had martyrdom it was a passive, but there was an expansion talent that increased the max stacks

[placid fiber]

I blame obamacare

[fleet zealot]

oh yea and holy fervor supports LMAO

Holy Fervour: 20% increased Power for allies in Coherency for five seconds on gaining a stack of Martyrdom

[spare talon]

BRUH

[visual stream]

Thy Wrath be Swift
Best used on slow weapons
???

[stone fern]

stop watching

[spare talon]

tbf this is more true than false

twbs is mandatory on thammer

[visual stream]

Oh I wasn't watching the video

[slate haven]

Fellas is book zealot fun

[visual stream]

I thought the name was funny

[ornate bone]

no

[slate haven]

Oh

[fleet zealot]

honour the martyr, which increased martyrdom max stacks to 6 (reminder it was based on %missing hp at the time)

[visual stream]

I like 'em

[slate haven]

I was gonna say I might actually try book

[stone fern]

no

[visual stream]

Play it with crusher

[fleet zealot]

but it was in the same column as old sustained assault

[visual stream]

Monk

[stone fern]

people start playing book then move to stealth or chastise

you cant go back to book

[fleet zealot]

so 20% damage or, 10% more damage at like, your last 5% of hp

[slate haven]

I started on chastise

[stone fern]

now stay there

[fleet zealot]

crit TDR was 75%, ahh these were the worst of times

going down nostalgia lane

[slate haven]

Just wanted to switch it up

[stone fern]

i never use stealth or book

[spare talon]

back when quietude was probably one of the best toughness regen talents in the entire game

[stone fern]

No!!!1 stop trying to have fun

[gusty orbit]

hey now we're talking real deal interesting stuff

[sullen forge]

Do not listen to ANYTHING Tanner says

[visual stream]

Back when helm cleaved a hard 3 targets :D

Dark days

[fleet zealot]

confirmed kill existed

[spare talon]

not that its bad now but man it has been wildly outclassed

[slate haven]

This is why your my favorite, gotta make sure I’m constant having zero fun

Thank you, Clad

[stone fern]

ye

no fun

[spare talon]

but elites werent flooding the place

[stone fern]

always minmax

[ornate bone]

listen to EVERYTHING Tanner says

[stone fern]

at all times

[fleet zealot]

specialists were, especially during patch 12

patch 12 was auric and maelstroms

[sullen forge]

I can say from running this, its actually dumb as hell just using a HHA to drop Specials and getting free Toughness regen real (Unlimited glitch still working)

[visual stream]

You WILL plasmoid, you will knifoid, you WILL revoid

[fleet zealot]

vet was basically unkillable unless pinned or absolutely stupid asf

[gusty orbit]

i want the sheer amount of chaff back

4000 enemies per map

[stone fern]

DU VILL USE ZE REVOLVER

DU VILLL USE ZE KNIFE

[ornate bone]

just use whatever you like, unless it's not revolver, in which case use revolver

[fleet zealot]

75% DR, refreshing ability constantly, infinite ammo, infinite toughness

agri brauto was viable

[sullen forge]

https://tenor.com/view/nodding-soyjak-pissluffare-soy-gif-25061889

[slate haven]

Would this be valid

For book

[visual stream]

With what ranged and melee

[sullen forge]

drop the book

[stone fern]

idk about the damage upgrade to book

its kinda useless

[slate haven]

Criterator zavolver

[visual stream]

I wouldn't say so

[stone fern]

but you cant use it while ulting

[spare talon]

drop atk dmg on book for second wind

[slate haven]

Gotcha

Changed it up

[visual stream]

The damage buff applies after the casting

[fleet zealot]

demo team gave team grenades

[visual stream]

So you do get the buff I'm pretty sure

[spare talon]

it applies once you reach 5 stacks of the buff

[stone fern]

but starts decaying after 5 stacks right?

[gusty orbit]

ah the infinite stun grenades, fun times

[spare talon]

yes

[gusty orbit]

back when only zealot had useful grenades

[stone fern]

so if you wanna do a full chorus you cant use all of it

[spare talon]

so either you waste some of the buff duration for yourself, or cancel it early

[visual stream]

Ahh gotcha

[stone fern]

eh

[slate haven]

I always cancel after 5 pulses

[stone fern]

i dont like book nor its upgrades

[slate haven]

Is that bad

[visual stream]

On the bright side you don't often need the whole ability so you could cancel it

[stone fern]

book is nice in tox gas tho

[visual stream]

Up to preference

[slate haven]

Trying to play a team support zealot that can take out priority targets

W evis or revolver

[visual stream]

You'd probably want second wind, no?

[gusty stag]

when?

[slate haven]

So like VoC vet but melee and full o piety

[ember yew]

That's not a book, that's shroud.
Kill all priority targets and res dead bodies when needed. Here, a team support

[placid fiber]

VoC + Weapon Specialist my beloved...

[slate haven]

I like giving out gold toughness

Very cool

[placid fiber]

I love being able to zealot on my Vet

[slate haven]

Also the book voicelines are second only to dash voice lines

Stealth has worst voicelines

Atleast on fanatic

[visual stream]

What personality are you using?

[gusty orbit]

dash voicelines have no comparison, at all

[visual stream]

Male fanatic or female?

[slate haven]

True

Female fanatic

I don’t like saying scunners I will find ye 24/7

[fleet zealot]

SCUNNERS

[visual stream]

Ahh yeah I have male fanatic and the one and only match I used chorus on him, all he said was "Scunner 😒" under his breath

[gusty orbit]

most chorus lines i've heard are literally just that a single word

[visual stream]

I figured chorus would be peak screaming but I suppose not

[stone fern]

judge has best lines

[visual stream]

BE JUDGED 🔥 🗣️

[slate haven]

Judge has best male lines

Female judge sounds like a constipated gramma

[gusty orbit]

except when they only say repent, in the most submissive tone possible

[stone fern]

preaching to the choir

[visual stream]

IT'S JUDGING TIME

[slate haven]

G E T. J U D G E D

[sullen forge]

Male Fanatic is good if you make them old, can't change my mind

[visual stream]

YOU HAVE BEEN JUDGED

[ornate bone]

and then he judged all over those guys

[stone fern]

YOUR DEATH IS OFFERING
YOUR DAMNATION ETERNALLLLLL

[slate haven]

Wait what’s the other one

That’s not judge

And not fanatic

[ornate bone]

agitator

or whatever

[slate haven]

Agitator

Sorry

Not judge

[gusty orbit]

is that from chorus?

[stone fern]

nah

[slate haven]

Agitator female sounds like a constipated grandma

[visual stream]

Agitator seems like nerd emoji every time I see him

[stone fern]

just general battle cry

[gusty orbit]

made me doubt for a sec lol

[slate haven]

I like judge

[stone fern]

i legit have no idea what chorus lines are

i never use it

[slate haven]

Judge and fanatic > Cuthroat Cadian > everything else

[rocky nacelle]

it was earlier sometime today

we were on HISTG Clandestium

[obsidian prairie]

Cadian is annoying

[rocky nacelle]

I was the gunker

[obsidian prairie]

They have great delivery on ability lines but like

[grizzled aspen]

There is no "team support zealout." You support the team by killing everything in sight.

[visual stream]

Male Cadian nailed the VoC lines

[obsidian prairie]

everything else is annoying

[gusty stag]

did u win that game?

[gusty orbit]

female judge is cool but when i began hearing male judges damn, they do have the voice of the emperor fr fr

[stone fern]

judge/loose cannon/savant psyker>loner psyker......> everyone else

[visual stream]

Yeah agreed

[rocky nacelle]

yea we won

[grizzled aspen]

FOR CREED

[slate haven]

I’ve just been running chastise so much I wanna switch it up

[visual stream]

I WANNA HEAR EM SCREAM

[rocky nacelle]

also this is the real gunker power fantasy

[stone fern]

ye cadians have the best shout lines

[visual stream]

Need more VAs to really lean into ts

[grizzled aspen]

I think loose cannon also has really good lines.

[rocky nacelle]

popping scriers -> throw assail -> get DD -> run at mach 11 with knife

[grizzled aspen]

I WANT THESE KARKERS DEAD

[stone fern]

i like loose cannons but they have zero good shout lines

[gusty orbit]

judge>cutthroat>sah ogryn>whatever other personalities

[rocky nacelle]

frog what did it look like on your screen

[stone fern]

UHHHHH BOOOTS?!?!?!??!

[rocky nacelle]

when I would just pop scriers and run at snipers

lmfao

[grizzled aspen]

PUT THE KARKIN BOOT IN

[stone fern]

P-PUT THE BOOTS????

[grizzled aspen]

WE AINT DONE YET

TIME TO EARN OUR PAY

[stone fern]

ARE WE?

[slate haven]

Crusader metal on zealot goes so hard

[grizzled aspen]

You can probably guess what vet personality I use.

[lusty oar]

time to earn that pay we don't get

[gusty stag]

do u know what truelvl they were?

[stone fern]

compare put the boots n shit to FOR CREED

[grizzled aspen]

Your pay is to continue to exist.

[rocky nacelle]

I cant remember cause I honestly dont really pay too much attention to it

but I know they said they havent played in a month

[grizzled aspen]

I was not paying attention to you at all, I was focused on dragging my heavies across my screen like a fucking ape.

[visual stream]

Our pay is the half cooked, oversized rat that Brunt found in the Torrent

[rocky nacelle]

and from what I can recall it was a pretty decently high level zealot

maybe not 1K levels though

might have been

[slate haven]

Wait real talk, would we be part of the Ordo hereticus or ordo maelus

Or whatever it’s called

[grizzled aspen]

Ordo Hereticus.

[gusty stag]

what was the zeralot wearing lol

[rocky nacelle]

thats why you let me die............

[slate haven]

Cool the best one

[rocky nacelle]

no shirt, pants and a hat

not the goblin hat but a hat

[gusty stag]

any facial hair?

[grizzled aspen]

I didn't let you die, I was trying not to get shot to pieces because you wouldnt pull assail out and kill shooters.

[rocky nacelle]

white beard

[rocky nacelle]

100% peril buddy

how about get numeric UI

🙄

[gusty stag]

not me, it was a poser

[grizzled aspen]

Uh huh, just quell then, idiot.

[rocky nacelle]

damn

[grizzled aspen]

It's this funny little button called "r" on your keyboard.

[rocky nacelle]

he was running mk3 and zarona

[gusty stag]

which mask he have on?

[paper harness]

No

[rocky nacelle]

cant remember cause it was the first game this morning

[gusty stag]

fair enough

[fleet zealot]

100% cleave to psyker

[paper harness]

It was you

[gusty stag]

was someone who wanted to be me

[rocky nacelle]

i think the only way we can confirm that is cuz the previous missions tab

[paper harness]

Using your social code and steam username

[rocky nacelle]

yea I wouldnt @ someone without double checking

[paper harness]

[rocky nacelle]

[gusty stag]

u got scoreboard?

[paper harness]

Little shit

[rocky nacelle]

I do

[paper harness]

Knife zealot, stealth zarona

[gusty stag]

pst it

[rocky nacelle]

kk

[fleet zealot]

I remember when someone @ ‘d me over someone named bandit in game

[fleet zealot]

Except none of my characters are named bandit

[rocky nacelle]

many such cases

[paper harness]

What the fuck is that knife solder

[fleet zealot]

Report to the cringe department

[gusty stag]

yeah that was me lol

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/we-got-him-we-got-em-gif-21922291

[paper harness]

Mercy killer

[rocky nacelle]

we found saladbar in the wild

[paper harness]

Saladbar…

[gusty stag]

https://tenor.com/view/feral-hog-viral-hog-pig-call-calling-gif-13492869264629174909

[paper harness]

https://tenor.com/view/abysmal-dogshit-gif-12732720091837856159

[gusty stag]

https://tenor.com/view/hog-rider-pig-rider-coc-gif-23937747

[rocky nacelle]

me with scriers DD stacks + mettle

https://tenor.com/view/flash-run-fast-gif-26117164

[gusty stag]

we went through so many people lol

[rocky nacelle]

yea fr lmao

clandestium just slaps people up

[grizzled aspen]

The quickscope sniper...

[stone fern]

until the middle event

then its easy

[rocky nacelle]

the frozen cogs?
or the elevator leading up to it

cause things kinda die down around there

[gusty stag]

a tell for when u play with me is this line

[stone fern]

after gunner hell

[grizzled aspen]

Sniper hell...

[paper harness]

Real

[rocky nacelle]

true I actually couldnt kill them faster

no Tknives on soyker

https://tenor.com/view/copium-meme-pepe-frog-gif-26117735

[stone fern]

CAN THEY BOOST MOVE SPEED IN MOURNING STAR

HOLY SHIT

I HATE RUNNING TO THE MISSION TERMINAL

[rocky nacelle]

DBarrel and knife needs to be in range and if the zealot has good Tknife aim

im not beating them

[paper harness]

Ainz could

[rocky nacelle]

ainz probably has way more hours on soyker

than me

ok buster

[grizzled aspen]

Somebody post the ogryn gliding across the floor.

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/darktide-ogryn-slide-crouch-drennt-gif-16208176206711016442

[grizzled aspen]

YOU HAVE ASSAIL

YOU CREATURE

[rocky nacelle]

you guys are stupid if you think assail is faster than Tknife

[paper harness]

He also didn’t get leaked naked

[gusty stag]

why u spreading lies now lol

[rocky nacelle]

let alone a zealot that can aim one

[paper harness]

[grizzled aspen]

No, you're stupid because you won't use assail correctly.

Smh.

[paper harness]

Faster than para

[rocky nacelle]

im a better soyker than you frog

noob

[grizzled aspen]

Wrong.

L.

[gusty stag]

ah

[obsidian prairie]

Milk

[paper harness]

SEX

SEX IN CHAT

[obsidian prairie]

Too bad I don't like this model

[paper harness]

Buy it

Convert it

[obsidian prairie]

I know

[paper harness]

Let me buy it from you

[gusty stag]

my edge has dulled for not playing for a month

ive been accused of aim botting xD

[paper harness]

https://tenor.com/view/wolf-of-wall-street-jordan-belfort-leonardo-di-caprio-one-of-us-jonah-hill-gif-5441859

[obsidian prairie]

Will be a slight upgrade compared to this

[paper harness]

Me with trappers instant kill because mouse sensitive

[hard nexus]

@merry flume

bro..?

[visual stream]

LOL

[gusty stag]

https://tenor.com/view/aimbot-gif-20260847

[merry flume]

https://tenor.com/view/blissful-malevonence-gif-10192619856801101589

[median steeple]

What the fuck did I just read

[stone fern]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

new mission quickplay

help

[misty nova]

STG goes crazy on Gloriana

[merry flume]

rabbet tail

[stone fern]

I i am in hell

[hard nexus]

i hope u feel judged

[slate haven]

Quick question

[stone fern]

@rocky nacelle FUCK YOU AND YOUR SNOW ASS MISSION

[slate haven]

How do dodge limits work? Do you get them back on a cooldown or on kill or something?

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/pop-smoke-woo-welcome-party-smokey-gif-16506047

me beating another HISTG clandestium

sucks to suck

[merry flume]

https://tenor.com/view/hawk-tuah-minion-spit-on-that-thang-gif-1762375008245577527

[slate haven]

Die

[sullen forge]

https://tenor.com/view/zombies-adiccion-cod-zombies-gif-18163534855353930765

[visual stream]

Mans was so angry 😢

[slate haven]

I love Fent

Give me Fent mummy

[paper harness]

Read

[slate haven]

Impossible

[paper harness]

Clearly

[sullen forge]

Then die

Cant dodge? Die

[slate haven]

Mean

[paper harness]

Post curios

[slate haven]

D1 not nice

[slate haven]

Just got plasteel

I’m about to change them

[paper harness]

I picked up more plasteel with burger than you did the entire time

[stone fern]

me and the caleb vet clutched about 4 times in 8 minutes

fuck this event

i hate this event so much

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/yeah-that-fits-yeah-that-fits-gif-22103625

thats a zealots playground

you're just a noob

[slate haven]

😢

[paper harness]

Skill issue

[placid fiber]

Follow da line

[grizzled aspen]

You think that's bad, I almost just died because the rando in our lobby kept spamming pick up for like half a second.

[stone fern]

i did what i could

[paper harness]

How are you out of plasters I farmed 25k

[rocky nacelle]

the first event is peak for gunker and zealot

[slate haven]

ATTENTION ZEALOT CHAT

[zealous basin]

https://tenor.com/view/wombat-goint-to-debate-wombot-gif-7900749342002288354

[grizzled aspen]

Para was trying to get a kinetic deflection pickup and this idiot was just spamming e over and over again to quote, "stall health drain."

[rocky nacelle]

vet brain

[paper harness]

That works

[grizzled aspen]

My health was going down because he wouldn't kill the 7 poxwalkers beating me to death.

[merry flume]

you spam e to stall health drain
i spam e to troll you
we are not the same

[slate haven]

Dorn what should I put on them again(

[pale spindle]

@fleet zealot

[sullen forge]

That event is a playground for good players

[paper harness]

Only long enough because of fire

[rocky nacelle]

fact

[slate haven]

Upgrade evis to gold? Got it

[sullen forge]

You won’t die if you’re good

[rocky nacelle]

me running through the entire middle area

as gunker

[paper harness]

Will never carry you again

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/majima-goro-majima-yakuza-kiwami-yakuza-kiwami-gif-23377545

[grizzled aspen]

I know it works but he was actively being a nuisance when there's a KD psyker RIGHT THERE.

[paper harness]

Tanner boy

[slate haven]

What do I put on them Dornius Maximus, The All Knower?

I can’t think for myslef

[paper harness]

Scroll up

[grizzled aspen]

Nade, step 1 is to not defer to Dorn on literally everything.

[paper harness]

I told you before

[slate haven]

Impossible

[grizzled aspen]

It quite literally is possible.

[zinc talon]

Sweet

[grizzled aspen]

Use your fucking brain.

[slate haven]

I can’t 😦

It broke

[zinc talon]

A full pod in a vuse i found in the couch

[grizzled aspen]

Not again...

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/homer-brain-monkey-gif-11098413

[paper harness]

Assuming he has one

[sullen forge]

The Tanner watcher is speaking

🤫

And listen to their insane ramblings

[zinc talon]

I knew my luck was gonna turn

[slate haven]

Bold of you to assume

I have a brain

[zealous basin]

https://tenor.com/view/mei-mei-meimei-cat-hiss-lock-in-gif-17688478194235498727

[sullen forge]

Mei mei my beloved

[slate haven]

When the Fent kicks in

[paper harness]

Yes, that is quite literally what I said

[zealous basin]

https://tenor.com/view/sister-mei-cat-rabbit-hop-rabbit-like-cat-gif-8844213845489116816

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/brain-gif-22142707

[paper harness]

https://tenor.com/view/mei-mei-jujutsu-kaisen-gif-21968335

[slate haven]

Accurate

[zinc talon]

https://tenor.com/view/is-it-really-is-it-though-smirk-smile-pout-gif-15428337

[grizzled aspen]

Isn't mei mei literally a pedo for her younger brother though?

[slate haven]

Out of context

[visual stream]

Woe, trash mob in the way of your crusher overhead dodge upon ye

[paper harness]

Yes

[grizzled aspen]

Disgusting creature.

[zealous basin]

shut up man she is a cat

[sullen forge]

Fucking excuse me? I was talking about the cat

[zinc talon]

I reject the very notion of context and instead insert my own

[merry flume]

@hard nexus gaming?

[grizzled aspen]

Oh I saw the jjk thing.

[slate haven]

Fellas do Nade be gaming?

[grizzled aspen]

This. @sullen forge

[sullen forge]

No

[zinc talon]

You saw the presidential assassination?

[paper harness]

Nobody’s wants dead weight

[sullen forge]

Who the hell is that

[paper harness]

[zinc talon]

Or proper English apparently

[grizzled aspen]

Mei Mei, from jujutsu kaisen.

[zinc talon]

Ha gotem

[visual stream]

Why are y'all jumping him bro he's right

[slate haven]

Dorn

[paper harness]

https://tenor.com/view/no-skill-ez-kensmaso-sukuna-smile-sukuna-gif-10677928643740899389

[slate haven]

You need to do this

[sullen forge]

I hate that this cat is also called Mei Mei

[grizzled aspen]

Just for that, everyone in this chat is going to be meaner to you.

And we will keep getting meaner until you grow a brain.

[zinc talon]

....does that sexualize the cat foe you?

[slate haven]

I don’t know who you are or why you keep being mean to me but you need to be nice to me right now 😎

[visual stream]

It makes me so sad that JJK looked like it was free of the curse of cringe ass dork ass loser ass pandering ass anime tropes, but NOOOO we HAVE GYATT to make the mature woman attracted to her literal child brother

[grizzled aspen]

Or until you jump ship and go to vet chat.

[paper harness]

White name nade when

[slate haven]

Grey name era Nade is past

[sullen forge]

No?

[grizzled aspen]

I have the same view but I give it a pass because nobody in the show likes her.

[slate haven]

Nade: The Eras tour gonna go crazy hard

We got vet era

[grizzled aspen]

They all think shes fucking weird.

[slate haven]

Vet era

Purple name era

[visual stream]

She's only there bc she's useful xd

[grizzled aspen]

Now, the one that'll put some hair on your chest is the shrine maiden lady with the scars.

[slate haven]

Wait before I do curios

[zinc talon]

https://tenor.com/view/im-out-nope-seinfeld-bye-smile-gif-17717233

[grizzled aspen]

I don't remember her name.

[ornate bone]

curios are worthless, keep at gray

[slate haven]

Should I devolve into full blown martydom evis?

[zinc talon]

On second thought you keep your context

[stone fern]

you're not he brother shes not into you

[paper harness]

You aren’t good enough

[grizzled aspen]

You aren't good enough for martyrdom, use IJ instead until you get fundamentals down.

[stone fern]

please put a trigger warning

[grizzled aspen]

This is unironic.

Please use IJ until you get good enough to do full damnation missions without goign down.

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/ksganti-jumpscare-gif-18209355

[frosty herald]

jujumidsen

[sullen forge]

That you when scary image flash on your screen?

[zinc talon]

++ TRANSCEND ++ to relic corruption aura stun grenade crusher

[grizzled aspen]

I can't wait for the Sukuna fight to be fully animated.

[slate haven]

Should I drop purge the unclean for Invocation of Death on evis?

[paper harness]

4 seasons

[grizzled aspen]

I want to watch Yuji punch his soul out of what's his face's body.

[paper harness]

Just for one fight

[stone fern]

jjk is mid MID

[grizzled aspen]

If I have to get on to give you a build I'm going to find and strangle you.

USE

YOUR

BRAIN

[slate haven]

Fellas should I _______

[paper harness]

Xbot tanner fan

[grizzled aspen]

It is unreasonably long.

[paper harness]

Are you even surprised

[stone fern]

no dont watch jjk

its mid

[opal star]

fellow super crowd control zealot enjoyer

https://tenor.com/view/mgrr-mgr-mgr-raiden-handshake-hug-gif-25122328

[frosty herald]

its just very lazy storytelling to kill characters off for no reason and bring them back because of fan backlash

[zinc talon]

https://tenor.com/view/predator-handshake-muscle-strong-man-gif-5783927

[slate haven]

Wait clad

[paper harness]

If he watched anime his favorite would be aot

[grizzled aspen]

They didn't though?

[slate haven]

Is that Blahaj

[stone fern]

whats aot?

[slate haven]

Or just shark

[opal star]

attack on titan

[stone fern]

ew im not swedish

[frosty herald]

jjk is carried by its animation like demon slayer

[slate haven]

Die

[zinc talon]

Push pause on the whole fight cuz one things not just right

[stone fern]

its good until they killed potato chick

[opal star]

until they what

[stone fern]

like s4?

[paper harness]

Piss ant says what

[zinc talon]

Toss grennay

Save the day

[grizzled aspen]

They killed Sasha right at the start of s4.

[stone fern]

yeah s4 sucks

[grizzled aspen]

That one dumb child got on the airship and shot her in the back with a rifle.

[stone fern]

they spent 4 episodes trying to make us feel bad for her killers

[slate haven]

British boy say what

[stone fern]

bro FUCK OFF

[zinc talon]

Plus the added benefit of absolutely chucklefucking pox gas missions which are my current mission type to enjoy

[grizzled aspen]

RIGHT

[opal star]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szDUMJnA1r8

[zinc talon]

Not to mention the twins fight

[grizzled aspen]

I DONT WANT TO FEEL BAD, I WANT EREN TO START THE RUMBLING ALREADY

[opal star]

embed fail

[zinc talon]

I named the build Designated Team Mom

[paper harness]

Go back to malice

Where your skill level is equal to your peers

[zinc talon]

Kiss those purple bruises and make em go away so the rest of the team stops sniffling and ~~pouring ~~ pouting

[slate haven]

Nah I’m literally better than John Auric Maelstorm 😎

[grizzled aspen]

Can't even spell maelstrom correctly.

Asked to go back to malice.

[opal star]

maheilstrungm

[zinc talon]

But you... you just d-

[slate haven]

Kindly refused

[stone fern]

PEAK WRITING

[zinc talon]

You got it champ I bereave in you

[opal star]

aint he talking about his sister rn

[stone fern]

Yes

[zinc talon]

Why does even look like he's seven hundred pounds with the cheek fat

[grizzled aspen]

He just got punched in the face?

[opal star]

I
I think he got punched in the face

[slate haven]

Obesity

[grizzled aspen]

Go away, malice boy.

[zinc talon]

He looks like he just finished eating a village, without transforming

[opal star]

obesity in attack on titan universe
do mfs even eat there

apart from the titans

[slate haven]

Nah I’d stay 😎

[zinc talon]

Sir this is attack on titan, metabolic science has no power here

[stone fern]

i have no idea i stopped after sasha died and watch a video explaining why its shit so i can shit on my freinds who liked it more accurately

[plush estuary]

I saw a zealot once

[slate haven]

“Warhammers are two handed” boy stay mad

[grizzled aspen]

Ok well I tire of your nonsense so you will be the second person I block and do not unblock. See ya never, stinky.

[opal star]

dual thunder hammers when

[slate haven]

Smell ya later frog

😎

[grizzled aspen]

Give us saltzpyre's book and hammer combo.

[zinc talon]

Caloric energy intake is less of a consideration than underwear on a porn set

[opal star]

good lord get a room you two

[grizzled aspen]

?

[plush estuary]

I saw a room once

[grizzled aspen]

A rubber room?

[opal star]

was it rubber

[grizzled aspen]

A rubber room with rats?

[plush estuary]

with a rat

[ornate bone]

crazy?

I was crazy once

[slate haven]

Fellas should I

[ornate bone]

die? yes

[slate haven]

That’s it

[stone fern]

shadow cuckold

[paper harness]

Leave the server, yes

[grizzled aspen]

Nah this is different, he's just being annoying on purpose.

[opal star]

most sane #zealot-class chat members

[grizzled aspen]

And I don't have to put up with that.

[ornate bone]

I know but the image is so silly I have to take every opportunity to post it

[grizzled aspen]

Seeing "blocked message" is better than losing my brain cells.

[quaint verge]

Get mental help, yes

[opal star]

seeing "blocked message" kinda sucks ngl

[ornate bone]

we may never know since joe cuckold has clearly blocked all of us

[grizzled aspen]

Not really.

[opal star]

I'm always tempted to see what the message says

[grizzled aspen]

It doesn't bother me in the slightest.

[slate haven]

See what it says

See it

Read it