but he is
#zealot-class
acoustic dune
still quartz
No more RNG bullshit now
acoustic dune
No more RNG bullshit now
you mean less
still quartz
"oops that is 20 Ragers and Maulers in one spot I probably shouldn't melee all of them"
grizzled aspen
There are 400 dreg ragers actively closing on my location and my eviscerator can only hurt 4 at a time.
gleaming hawk
does a set containing all sets contain itself?
Yes or it's, by definition, not the set of all sets
hard nexus
how does a flamer fail to do its job. it kills entire hordes of everything except one enemy that is already relatively rare in one mag
acoustic dune
does a set containing all sets contain itself?
doesnt mean theres another duplicate of that set
acoustic dune
Let me cope
no
grizzled aspen
how does a flamer fail to do its job. it kills entire hordes of everything excep...
"Relatively rare" kid named crusher packs:
gleaming hawk
There are 400 dreg ragers actively closing on my location and my eviscerator can...
I've yet to see a real match with 400 ragers.
hard nexus
"Relatively rare" kid named crusher packs:
yes they appear relatively rarely
you don’t have them constantly in your hordes
still quartz
"Relatively rare" kid named crusher packs:
Definitely a bit on the uncommon side but damn
grizzled aspen
I've yet to see a real match with 400 ragers.
I'm exaggerating on purpose, you still get the idea.
acoustic dune
Oh okay...
still quartz
Every time I try to go get some Plasteel
stone fern
crusher packs arent uncommon
still quartz
I check the corner
stone fern
theres at least 2 every game
grizzled aspen
Too many elites for your melee to handle, you WILL die in melee to them, so you draw your flamer and get em nice and crispy.
acoustic dune
"oh that is 20 crushers"
atleast you dont go crazy from hearing a pox buster
hard nexus
"oh that is 20 crushers"
https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-fish-oh-thats-real-nice-toilet-disappointed-gif-1382125784335937701
oh…
that’s 20 crushers…
hard nexus
that’s 20 crushers in my auric damnation….
paper harness
If they all die, they suck cock
still quartz
Depression...
hard nexus
Do nothing for two mins
have you ever gone into a lower difficulty and just watched
the team
paper harness
Yes
stone fern
Do nothing for two mins
i did that in mercantile no one started the event for 10 minutes
hard nexus
like i know it’s kind of weird and ego-y
stone fern
i sat in the corner in melee farming focus target kills
paper harness
like i know it’s kind of weird and ego-y
It’s entertaining
hard nexus
but it’s really funny to watch a level 27 vet dump his entire mag into a crusher and deal 6 damage
acoustic dune
have you ever gone into a lower difficulty and just watched
tbh i just walk everywhere on lower level
hard nexus
tbh i just walk everywhere on lower level
same
gleaming hawk
how does a flamer fail to do its job. it kills entire hordes of everything excep...
The job you use it for is not the same as the idea or fantasy of one.
still quartz
like i know it’s kind of weird and ego-y
Me deciding to not revive the guy that's been going down every 10 seconds because they have no idea what a melee weapon is:
hard nexus
but it’s really funny to watch a level 27 vet dump his entire mag into a crusher...
when i tried to correct this guy btw he told me to shut up
hard nexus
The job you use it for is not the same as the idea or fantasy of one.
the fuck is this supposed to mean
stone fern
but it’s really funny to watch a level 27 vet dump his entire mag into a crusher...
me getting dogged on while writing paragraphs explaining to new players game mechanics
grizzled aspen
have you ever gone into a lower difficulty and just watched
It's like going to a zoo.
still quartz
I try to not say shit but sometimes I watch my teammates and I swear to you
Most of em have no idea what a Push is
hard nexus
I try to not say shit but sometimes I watch my teammates and I swear to you
real REAAAL
still quartz
They don't even hold Block
grizzled aspen
There is no block, there is no dodge, there is no push, there is only facetank.
hard nexus
They don't even hold Block
hang on i have a clip
paper harness
Me deciding to not revive the guy that's been going down every 10 seconds becaus...
I shoot them off the map
still quartz
It makes me wonder if they even at LEAST checked the tutorial
acoustic dune
It makes me wonder if they even at LEAST checked the tutorial
you mean the training area in that psycker mind?
grizzled aspen
I'm going to play ogryn for untouchable operative.
stone fern
Okay I'm not that cruel
ive refused to revive in at least 4 sedition games so i can finish it faster
paper harness
Okay I'm not that cruel
The last time I saw someone play that badly they four charged a med station
grizzled aspen
you mean the training area in that psycker mind?
There's a prologue where you save Zola, don't you remember?
still quartz
you mean the training area in that psycker mind?
Probably? Was moreso thinking about the mandatory visit before it
grizzled aspen
The plogryn you could easily like 4shot.
stone fern
The plogryn you could easily like 4shot.
not in sedition
acoustic dune
There's a prologue where you save Zola, don't you remember?
no not really
grizzled aspen
I'm actually curious if I can 1shot a plogryn without any talents and just using a thunder hammer and thrust.
still quartz
https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/iAtLed2ed9RTAqSI-
That is SO fucking sad to watch
I'm so sorry
stone fern
I'm actually curious if I can 1shot a plogryn without any talents and just using...
depending on the threat level and weakspot hit
stone fern
i think you can do it until malice?
hard nexus
That is SO fucking sad to watch
within 10 seconds they wiped
grizzled aspen
i think you can do it until malice?
What about with a crit?
still quartz
Like I don't know how one person manages to just straight up carry an entire team all the way until they die
grizzled aspen
It should?
paper harness
I'm actually curious if I can 1shot a plogryn without any talents and just using...
Yes
still quartz
But the fact that the entire team basically leaned on ONE person to do everything is terrible
hard nexus
Like I don't know how one person manages to just straight up carry an entire tea...
i think i had like
600k damage at that point of the match
paper harness
I will just solo clear
stone fern
I will let the team die if they seem like the type to cause a wipe
i think ur playing the game out of habbit not enjoyment
still quartz
I never checked how I do in scoreboard, I just play
paper harness
i think ur playing the game out of habbit not enjoyment
Clutches are the only dopamine left for me
stone fern
Clutches are the only dopamine left for me
maybe it time for a weekend dopamine detox
still quartz
It's definitely watching bodies pile-up and hearing that Specialist / Elite kill stinger sound effect
And going "ME WHEN I GET YOU" to the Gunners that even dare look at me
That's my way of enjoying the game
Anyway yeah something something uuuh the Emperor protects
See y'all later when I chime in out of nowhere again
Bed time
frozen kernel
It's a saturday why tf is nobody playing auric maelstrom
I need one more for this penance 
acoustic dune
I need one more for this penance <:cri:790458297849085962>
Have you consider
Having fun
frozen kernel
Having fun
Yeah, and the penance will give me enough points for the book
Drip is supreme
Also is this worth bringing? Just clearing out the inventory and I dunno if I've missed any changes
acoustic dune
Drip is supreme
The penance ain't that good
acoustic dune
Also is this worth bringing? Just clearing out the inventory and I dunno if I've...
I will never understand why there is mobility stat on range weapon
frozen kernel
[Dodge]
grizzled aspen
To dodge and sprint with.
grizzled aspen
Also is this worth bringing? Just clearing out the inventory and I dunno if I've...
That's pretty good for crusher deletion. I'd swap unyielding to carapace. Otherwise, no.
Definitely keep for the itemization update, too.
Should be a perfect 380.
placid fiber
Crushers seem to be the biggest problem for my rando teams
That's cause randos are morons
frozen kernel
I just had an entire team wipe to like 3 crushers
stone fern
thinking of going to unyielding carapace
frozen kernel
I turned around like "how the heck are you all dead"
grizzled aspen
I don't know if you hit any meaningful breakpoints with elites + carapace.
Would be a good idea to check.
stone fern
yeah at least unyielding will help more with bosses and bulwarks
from what i remember takes me 7 shouts with no weakspots to kill a crusher with elite carap
grizzled aspen
Bulwarks are a non issue anyway, they die in like 3 shots without the unyielding damage with a stat dist like that.
grizzled aspen
Collateral affects stagger, no?
And if it does, that would also, in turn, affect pinning fire.
stone fern
i tried one with 80 and 60
i dont see much difference
i had pinning fire but it legit never stacked with crushers
frozen kernel
I just rember how <70 reload speed felt on revolver
grizzled aspen
Idk, I'm just saying boltgun kills bulwarks in like 3 shots.
frozen kernel
This gonna be rough to go from laspistol to boltgun
stone fern
if i open the game today ill test the stagger again
but im almost positive theres very little difference between 60% and 80% collateral
placid fiber
And if it does, that would also, in turn, affect pinning fire.
and if it affects pinning fire then it creates more cheese does more damage
grizzled aspen
I'll go take a look, I've got darktide running anyway.
placid fiber
hushed knoll
Cats can't eat cheese
stone fern
i have like 8 bolters at 375+ would be nice to clean them out for 3 good ones
cats can eat cheese
placid fiber
Cats can't eat cheese
It isn't eating the cheese, it is licking it.
grizzled aspen
My cat eats lettuce.
placid fiber
Get fucked!
hushed knoll
placid fiber
<:acid_do_mathematics:684519255798185991>
vagrant blade
That's cause randos are morons
as a rando, I took that personally
frozen kernel
WHAT IS THIS SKIN
native sail
what the hell
frozen kernel
is that fucking cyrax
grizzled aspen
That's the enforcer skin.
frozen kernel
native sail
space marine ogryn...
grizzled aspen
The psyker isn't wearing the collar, but both him and the ogryn are wearing it.
vagrant blade
space marine ogryn...
we have space marines at home edition
placid fiber
space marine ogryn...
Space Magryn
placid fiber
tips fedora
grizzled aspen
@stone fern
placid fiber
<:acid_do_mathematics:684519255798185991>
hushed knoll
I know what fruit by the foot is but how is that currently applicable
native sail
peak snack
grizzled aspen
<@244173531129053194>
This is without any talents btw.
placid fiber
I know what fruit by the foot is but how is that currently applicable
Toby gets it, why don't you?
stone fern
<@244173531129053194>
yummy
grizzled aspen
This is with anoint in blood and purge the unclean.
So 25% unyielding seems to have reaper/bulwark 3tap bps.
stone fern
ye
grizzled aspen
6 shots, no talents, all headshots to kill a crusher.
stone fern
This is with anoint in blood and purge the unclean.
i dont think i use them in my bolter build
grizzled aspen
5 shots with anoint in blood to kill a crusher.
placid fiber
6 shots, no talents, all headshots to kill a crusher.
stone fern
5 shots with anoint in blood to kill a crusher.
i have 7-6 without and with shatering impact 4
eh not that bad imo
grizzled aspen
Seems like 7 to the back with anoint and ambuscade.
placid fiber
That's almost half a mag
grizzled aspen
6 if 1 shot crits.
placid fiber
That's better
grizzled aspen
That's almost half a mag
I'm spacing my shots so as not to proc pinning fire.
If I even can,.
stone fern
i dont think it would proc anyways on one crusher
placid fiber
I'm spacing my shots so as not to proc pinning fire.
I figured something like that, considering how you shot in the 1st 2 videos
stone fern
its never gonna end bros.......
everything is acknowledged except infinite load screens.......
placid fiber
everything is acknowledged except infinite load screens.......
That might be because they can't figure anything out for it lol
grizzled aspen
4 shots to kill a mauler, all headshots, no crits.
stone fern
That might be because they can't figure anything out for it lol
ITS THEIR SERVERS 😭
placid fiber
ITS THEIR SERVERS 😭
placid fiber
4 shots to kill a mauler, all headshots, no crits.
how many body shots?
I'm only asking since I don't have a bolter and you were already testing stuff
grizzled aspen
how many body shots?
Also 4.
placid fiber
Seems kind of ironic, tbh
grizzled aspen
Keep in mind I have 25% cara on mine.
placid fiber
Less precision required and the same results
grizzled aspen
Bodyshots are the right way to go on maulers.
placid fiber
Except on a charged psword
grizzled aspen
Like db can 1tap them with a dickshot.
grizzled aspen
Perish.
stone fern
im running the game
placid fiber
my bad i forgot if i was locked to carapace or elite <:KEKW_ogryn:10220771883229...
sigh to the mines with this one...
grizzled aspen
I'm gonna go roll an agri revolver now.
stone fern
WELL SEE
misty nova
its never gonna end bros.......
They are selling cheese on Mercantile? 
placid fiber
im locked to carapace
Okay... you're free, but, you're also on probation
I'm gonna go listen to some aviators music now >.>
stone fern
8 for crusher bodyshots
grizzled aspen
First try rolled 75%+ stats on an agri with the right perks and blessings.
placid fiber
First try rolled 75%+ stats on an agri with the right perks and blessings.
Meanwhile the next person will need 10 million dockets to get that kind of luck...
stone fern
5 shots get me to killing it except 6 hp
weakspots that is
4 reaper headshots get me to 23hp from killing it
5 bulwark headshots to kill it
damn i think i should do unyielding instead of elite
grizzled aspen
Unyielding would definitely push you over that breakpoint.
Anywho, my new agri revolver can 2 tap dreg ragers.
Lets go.
stone fern
or wait for puncture 
grizzled aspen
I need a crit but still.
stone fern
what perks do you have on it?
grizzled aspen
My bolter or this agri?
stone fern
agri
grizzled aspen
20% flak 25% maniac.
Flak is locked.
Blessings I have are hand cannon and point blank, point blank is locked.
WAIT
stone fern
funny knife revolver time
grizzled aspen
DOES POINT BLANK AFFECT KNIVES
stone fern
stone fern
DOES POINT BLANK AFFECT KNIVES
prolly
grizzled aspen
I think it does,.
placid fiber
Hello ice cream sundae frog
Wait... that makes it sound like you are shipping Ice and Frog together...
hushed knoll
Oh my God no
hushed knoll
NO
hushed knoll
placid fiber
oops wrong gif
placid fiber
https://tenor.com/view/wine-wine-time-peepo-wine-peepo-wink-gif-25660621
I knew it! You drink carbonated blood!
hushed knoll
placid fiber
<:acid_do_mathematics:684519255798185991>
north niche
in terms of general use non carpal tunnel inducing melee, what are my options for martyrdom zealot?
placid fiber
in terms of general use non carpal tunnel inducing melee, what are my options fo...
Anything that isn't a taxe/knife pretty much
I think... I'm a ror1 bandit main so mashing a button isn't new to me >.>
Since tapping z makes you shoot faster instead of just holding it, for the ror1 bandit
north niche
nice, i kinda like heavy sword, evis, and crusher...which models are good for the heavy sword and evisc?
fleet zealot
placid fiber
nice, i kinda like heavy sword, evis, and crusher...which models are good for th...
If you want simplicity the mk15 is the one you want for the eviscerator. People say pretty much any heavy sword, but, I prefer the mk6 since both heavies do the same damage and the 1st heavy is a downwards attack
The mk9 also have a downwards heavy attack, but the 2nd and 3rd heavies loop and are vanguard attacks
People really love the mk9, but, the mk7 is getting popular
north niche
yea i was trying the 9, i like the special into downward but then thats all i have for ST
until it loops?
north niche
luckily im used to that because ogryn melee is the same way
slate haven
Let it be known kindred
placid fiber
My friend, who mained the heavy sword for most of his darktide playtime, says the 7 is the best
slate haven
That my phone died before I went to sleep
placid fiber
most people thought he was crazy for that
placid fiber
there's only 1 mark and it is a good all-round weapon
north niche
its getting a glow up in the patch notes, sint it
placid fiber
It doesn't specialize really in any area besides staggering
placid fiber
That my phone died before I went to sleep
I don't know the combos all that well since I don't use it, and I keep forgetting the horde clear combo on it
I think it's light heavy or something like that
mk 15 eviscerator is light spam for hordes, and heavies for elites/chungus targets
fleet zealot
stand up very polite
placid fiber
stand up very polite
fleet zealot
all the hsword variants are good enough that it comes down to preference
placid fiber
^
fleet zealot
all of them can get 4 deathblow kills in a heavy so whichever you like the most is the best for u
fleet zealot
kits*
placid fiber
😭
fleet zealot
ferret babies are kits
misty nova
what about crusher?
Probably the safest weapon on Zealot's arsenal
hard nexus
nice, i kinda like heavy sword, evis, and crusher...which models are good for th...
mk2 evis is much more fun and engaging to use, actual combos and is a very good generalist weapon, it can one shot crushers with the chastise trick
mk15 is very easy but very boring, but can reach a crusher one shot without chastise, also has much more boss damage
placid fiber
ferret babies are kits
Well you learn something new every day x.x
fleet zealot
placid fiber
mk2 evis is much more fun and engaging to use, actual combos and is a very good ...
Yeah, like meow said: Mk 15 is boring, it's an executioner sword rip off lol
placid fiber
it's a blackfooted ferret in a rescue place
It really is amazing how small babies are compared to the adults
Makes me wonder if animals have growing pains the same way people do
misty nova
Degenerate by Starset starts playing
fleet zealot
cocainium
acoustic dune
It really is amazing how small babies are compared to the adults
why are the hippo here
pliant zinc
fleet zealot
acoustic dune
why is it so smol
rocky nacelle
misty nova
close enough
Clearly, you haven't seen the videos
rocky nacelle
Clearly, you haven't seen the videos
stone fern
https://youtu.be/jozqnG_32i0?si=QoaH-FmNgReDOQxU
THE TIMES COME AND SO HAVE I
rocky nacelle
wrong one
acoustic dune
https://tenor.com/view/devil-may-cry-wacky-woohoo-pizza-man-adventures-monster-m...
theres a lack of plastic chair
rocky nacelle
Never surrender is the dmc4 fight song
stone fern
i hate the arm mechanics and i hate how brain dead the combos are
rocky nacelle
very good
stone fern
dmc4 was the best one
rocky nacelle
i hate the arm mechanics and i hate how brain dead the combos are
I got news for ya buddy that might be YOUR combo game
misty nova
i had the crow guy
V mentioned, Heaven on a landslide 🗣️
stone fern
idk i tried it
didnt click well for me like dmc4 did
i never refunded it so ill eventually try it again but idk
combos still feel awful
rocky nacelle
you think dmc4 is better combat
(Unless you’re doing inertia cancelling and the top level shit I don’t agree)
stone fern
idk man
cant even switch directions mid combo
everything feels super scripted
it didnt flow as well
rocky nacelle
5 is easier for sure but the combos are just as expressive if not more than 4
acoustic dune
@fleet zealot https://x.com/TIME/status/1834654115307147475
Twitter
stone fern
bro it fucking sucks
acoustic dune
the hippo made news
rocky nacelle
I’d hate for you to play the earlier ones
acoustic dune
moo deng 🙂
you know what that mean?
rocky nacelle
acoustic dune
red pig
stone fern
also the plot is shit
uhhhh ||llemme steal your arm and shit so i can make a demon or portal or some shit and unlock my meme demon form or something||
misty nova
be me
Gunslinger only
B every mission
shy river
guilty, sentenced to play DMC2
misty nova
acoustic dune
uhhhh ||llemme steal your arm and shit so i can make a demon or portal or some s...
wasnt his arm arleady his father sword
stone fern
guilty, sentenced to play DMC2
yeah sure lemme see if they have a typewriter simulator
misty nova
Joke's on you, I'm 4 missions deep in DMC2
stone fern
wasnt his arm arleady his father sword
bruh i have no idea
rocky nacelle
I don’t think you played the series so I’m not wasting time explaining any story at all
stone fern
i played 3 and 4
rocky nacelle
just know dmc5 was a safe story line with a lot of fan appraisal for a reason
stone fern
and the meme one
acoustic dune
I don’t think you played the series so I’m not wasting time explaining any story...
whats there to explain other then
pizza wahoo man
rocky nacelle
5 was very fan servicey
stone fern
whats the best weapon and why is it the suitcase?
rocky nacelle
in 4 ? Smoking crack
acoustic dune
only thing we can do now is pray for 6
i hope 6 we get naked dante in a pizza costume
rocky nacelle
must have maxed out gunslinger
stone fern
5 was very fan servicey
if it was fan servicey where are my bathhouse missions?
shy river
Adventures of wacky wahoo pizza man and his brother mr motivation
rocky nacelle
I forgot fan service only equates to naked women and not pleasing the fans with the storyline
acoustic dune
if it was fan servicey where are my bathhouse missions?
i think yakuza did that
rocky nacelle
autism
stone fern
I forgot fan service only equates to naked women and not pleasing the fans with ...
yes
acoustic dune
I forgot fan service only equates to naked women and not pleasing the fans with ...
i mean there were naked women in DMC5
stone fern
i think yakuza did that
never played any of them
stone fern
i mean there were naked women in DMC5
I will now play your game
misty nova
Oh shit, Bayonetta is a thing
acoustic dune
prob when blood born come out on pc
grizzled aspen
ask for good darktiders
para doesn't respond
curious
shy river
prob when blood born come out on pc
stone fern
bruh its not that hard if your pc is good enough
acoustic dune
better learn how to emulate
i wanna play some older armor core game
misty nova
Peak 22 fps Bayonetta gaming
acoustic dune
aswell the ace combot no frontier one
acoustic dune
project wingmzn is hell on mercenary
acoustic dune
<:biggrin:1075784385762181270>
the fucking land warship
or the commercial civ airline
paper harness
Maxed spawns, higher damage done and damage taken, maxed out enemy spawn rank
acoustic dune
what da fuck
acoustic dune
Maxed spawns, higher damage done and damage taken, maxed out enemy spawn rank
i got stubborn on the first encounter with the crimson squad
and didnt leave empty handed
paper harness
acoustic dune
so i tried fighting the whole squad
i did win from time to time
but my air drift was wack
paper harness
acoustic dune
also last boss fite with king crimson on hard felt like jousting
i dont like doing head on
but the bitch ask for it
paper harness
acoustic dune
maybe its time for me to get back into warthunder and hone myskill as a pilot
so i can beat crimson ass once more
he made prez unconcious
fucker made me use a one sitter
grizzled aspen
I just had about 5 minutes where I felt like a god.
Doing an assassination, I had the boss's attention the entire time and I was using a dclaw.
acoustic dune
https://youtu.be/LLZH4z6OdsU?si=6n53R09UzN364oWI
kinda sad they wont add the dlc to pc for the game
grizzled aspen
Not once did he hit me outside of the shield boop thing he does.
acoustic dune
Not once did he hit me outside of the shield boop thing he does.
normal
normally i am staggering guy when it come to boss
grizzled aspen
Normally I sit at a comfortable distance and pick of specialists when playing vet.
But he had it out for me.
acoustic dune
Normally I sit at a comfortable distance and pick of specialists when playing ve...
put back behind wall start hitting the shit out of him and pulse him
grizzled aspen
Thankfully everyone on my team figured out the ai was being goofy and fucking hated me so they killed everything around me.
acoustic dune
last time i got flung off the arena
acoustic dune
Thankfully everyone on my team figured out the ai was being goofy and fucking ha...
thats funny
rocky nacelle
increase void captain shield knockback
stone fern
no
rocky nacelle
(raise the elevation launch angle so people go flying above railings)
acoustic dune
(raise the elevation launch angle so people go flying above railings)
make the void shield knockback more often
fleet zealot
studying the blade
acoustic dune
studying the blade
ey made remenber a thread about japenese armour and its function
it is nice
misty nova
Hi, I'm Higui and I'm addicted to suppression
Idk when it started but I can stop at any time
And for some reason FS gave Flamer/Purgatus a suppression cone of 14+ meters scaling with cloud radius and a 10+ suppression value
fleet zealot
rocky nacelle
I WILL get this title today.
slop maxxing on soyker
then I can play
ok its been forever since I used CSwords
which one is better for finesse maxxing/crit abusing
(this is gonna be on gunker)
my gut tells me the 4 cause wide sweepers heavies
grizzled aspen
I'm not.
I'm playing vet with shock maul and laspistol.
I just did top boss damage against a chastise knife martyr zealout.
grizzled aspen
my gut tells me the 4 cause wide sweepers heavies
Mk4 would be the play, yeah. Mk13 is better on cdr piety zealout, imo, though.
rocky nacelle
deserved
I swear ogryns charge at literally air sometimes
or alot of the time
some people just ignore killfeed ig
grizzled aspen
I'm in the mourningstar waiting on you.
I need to stop reading the messages backup and cica send, I almost ended that sentence with "pookie."
sullen forge
I think I've found my favorite passtime as Zealot
Chasing down Specials I really shouldn't chase
sullen forge
(Veteran Main)
rocky nacelle
still gotta get that vet blood out of ya veins
sullen forge
I just shoot it
grizzled aspen
1.8 million dockets later...
grizzled aspen
Erm, don't be poor, sweaty. 💅
grizzled aspen
If you were good at zealout you'd have 1shot the rager.
sullen forge
Actually mogged the mutant
grizzled aspen
Shameful, uninstall, sweaty. 💅
rocky nacelle
surely it wont be aids to roll 80 finesse 80 shredder 80 dmg
grizzled aspen
It will.
rocky nacelle
grizzled aspen
1.1 million dockets later...
sullen forge
4 million later
rocky nacelle
im going to have 1 dodge
slate haven
MK IV moment
sullen forge
Fucking
rocky nacelle
I just wanted to make doom gunker guy
sullen forge
Rev it + Something useless
grizzled aspen
I just spent half a million on a mk2 laspistol with stability as the dump.
Only 1 had a sub 60 stability dump.
fleet zealot
grizzled aspen
The rest kept dumping ammo or damage.
sullen forge
sullen forge
The psyker running Recon Las
sullen forge
Not even Crit Damage?
grizzled aspen
Keep unarmored.
sullen forge
Cause Honestly I would've ran Flak/Unar
fleet zealot
keep unarmored, keep shred go rampage instead of dstrike
rocky nacelle
and guess what
my new gunker build done
I just needed a chainsword
(why cant people roll this lucky all the time?)
🙄
sullen forge
grizzled aspen
Why did it take you this long to gamble for a chainsword?
grizzled aspen
I spent more than you and got done faster...
grizzled aspen
So did I?
sullen forge
SG?
rocky nacelle
yes
rocky nacelle
fleet zealot
okay i just need to rant a bit
rocky nacelle
ok
fleet zealot
i just realized in jojo, FooFighters is basically the only stand with true independence and then they never do that with another stand until WoU
but it's not even the same, FF is such an amazing concept (and best girl) and it just never brought up again and she's the only jobro of that part that won't make it to the ending univere/timeline
rocky nacelle
if it makes you cope any better
notorious BiG was a thing
kinda
unless you mean true independence in the sense that
they completely think for themselves
apart from their user
then yes you are correct
sullen forge
Chariot Requiem by technicality
fleet zealot
oh true
rocky nacelle
grim reaper
I really wanna know how strong chariot requiem really is/was
it will never not intrigue me
sullen forge
I think the concept of Requiems being what the user needs the most in that very moment magnified to stupid amounts is cool
rocky nacelle
chariot requiem possibly solos
fleet zealot
i like the get the arrow to jotaro theory
even if it's probably been proven incorrect
rocky nacelle
ok i realized where i fucked up
i need something fast with DBarrel on soyker
lmfao
grizzled aspen
I alt f4'd and it didn't let me reconnect???
faint vapor
Everyone died that fast?
grizzled aspen
No the game was just being jank.
rocky nacelle
the trapper that cant get shot because bulwark shield takes up the entire door frame
grizzled aspen
I had to rejoin off the social menu to get back in.
And yeah I tried sticking that bulwark with a krak but apparently it stuck to something else so it didn't die.
rocky nacelle
nothing was saving me there
unless that bulwark was dead i was good
aids
shield took up the entirety of the door frame
no assail /DBarrel was gettin thru that
visual stream
See 2 chasm logis on normal mission board, check auric board, no chasm logis
Why do I even live
fleet zealot
rocky nacelle
ok they dont want me having a good mk6
i suppose I will just stick with what I have already then
(im swapping it to flak)
sullen forge
Embracing one's british heritage
visual stream
When are we going to get acid to throw at people so I can have a full Br*tish loadout
sullen forge
Thank you Hadron
lusty oar
classic
rocky nacelle
ok CSword dbarrel not bad
but im on soyker
so
I only get zealot speed every so often
mk6 DBarrel SG time
grizzled aspen
Knifeker...
grizzled aspen
I'm actually gonna go take a nap.
My antibiotics make me really sleepy and I've been fighting them for about 6 hours, and now I'm losing that fight.
rocky nacelle
roger
sterile basalt
i need a numbers nerd to tell me how ass it is
Honestly I don’t see much of a reason to chainsword on psyker if ur goal is to optimize for performance lol
grizzled aspen
Probably why I was playing like trash in that refinery delta match.
grizzled aspen
Honestly I don’t see much of a reason to chainsword on psyker if ur goal is to o...
As he said, doom setup.
He wants to use chainsword and db.
lusty oar
https://tenor.com/view/jawline-mewing-jaw-workout-gif-6344414790694977912
oh he said jaw 
sterile basalt
Then just give in to the meme
grizzled aspen
Personally I think chainsword db would work better on zealout.
sterile basalt
Optimizing for a pure meme build is kinda whatever
sullen forge
https://tenor.com/view/jawline-mewing-jaw-workout-gif-6344414790694977912
🤫 🧏♂️
frosty herald
welcome to the brain of a zealot
i was so sad when we played and my evis is just straight up better than ironhelm
lusty oar
p poow iwonhewm 🥹
median steeple
Shramp
ember yew
lusty oar
mr dick
slate haven
Yo is anyone down to practice the consignment yard speed run
paper harness
I forgot how most of the people in this community can’t function without extremely op shit
Incredible
nimble fiber
bread
ember yew
I forgot how most of the people in this community can’t function without extreme...
No 60% rending on flamer = my day is ruined
make rending gret agein
north niche
is anyone looking to level up, im getting my 1k per failure run at heresy level for this zealot
slate haven
is anyone looking to level up, im getting my 1k per failure run at heresy level ...
Are you tryna level?
radiant token
Zealot chat is a confusing place.
lusty oar
Zealot chat is a confusing place.
good, that means you’re still somewhat normal
misty nova
Zealot chat is a confusing place.
If you ever go insane, check pins
misty nova
That pinned warden message is hilarious
north niche
10exp? that will take forever!
slate haven
10 thousand
north niche
sure, im only level 17
slate haven
No prob it’s brain dead EZ
paper harness
You won’t get 10k xp for failed missions
paper harness
I will speed level you
paper harness
Checking my melk shops
north niche
my steam tag is theamato
slate haven
What’s ur fat shark code
paper harness
Join off my fs code
north niche
what is a fs code
rocky nacelle
I forgot how most of the people in this community can’t function without extreme...
You can feel good about yourself by arbitrarily designating weapons as "meta" or "crutches" and then proceed to not use those.
It all happens in your mind so no one can stop you, it's foolproof.
slate haven
Dorn wtf is MEAT-STICK-GRIPPER
north niche
how do i find it
paper harness
You can feel good about yourself by arbitrarily designating weapons as "meta" or...
Massive L trash players must be extinguished
slate haven
Yeah it’s based and ogrynpilled
paper harness
Give me 5 mins and I’ll start
north niche
lol an even better name
paper harness
If you collect plasteel
slate haven
If you collect plasteel
aye aye
north niche
i serve
slate haven
Lions what class r u
visual stream
Purg psyker who won't fucking move forward son or ogryn who runs ahead and dies daughter
grizzled aspen
Dorn wtf is MEAT-STICK-GRIPPER
Ogryn.
visual stream
Bolter feels much better when you know that duellist also works for ranged weapons
rocky nacelle
PEGGED-BY-HALLOWETTE is better
visual stream
And have tknives
north niche
LET-ME-SOLO-HER vibes
grizzled aspen
Bolter feels much better when you know that duellist also works for ranged weapo...
Don't forget dance of death.
visual stream
Well yes but that's an inherently ranged-oriented talent
grizzled aspen
Running both lets you dodge a bulwark and drop 4 rounds in his dome with zero spread.
visual stream
I thought duellist was just melee until I was made aware
grizzled aspen
I was meaning like don't forget to run it with duelist for ranged combat.
grizzled aspen
I rolled a perfect agri revolver earlier so after I get untouchable operative done I'll be able to do that.
Also @paper harness can you test something for me? See if point blank on revolvers works with throwing knives.
paper harness
@sour oxide
north niche
why is that worth so much special condition exp?
slate haven
why is that worth so much special condition exp?
Auric malestorm
paper harness
non auric maelstrom
north niche
oh its a maelstrom
visual stream
Me and this tox flamer both experienced schizophrenia
They are lacing that tox gas
north niche
nice!
north niche
ive only played a few games with it but i like it and evisc the best so far
it has an intuitive moveset and is versatile
grizzled aspen
Heavy sword goes hard but only if it's mk9.
grizzled aspen
Only stinky people that flick their mouse like a crackhead like the other models.
rocky nacelle
this dude never played chiv
rotund shoal
Only stinky people that flick their mouse like a crackhead like the other models...
u havent played enough chivalry 2
rocky nacelle
rotund shoal
LOL
slate haven
Heavy sword goes so hard with deathblow
EZ horde clear
EZ special deleting w flakiac
grizzled aspen
flicking an HSword is satisfying
Crackhead.
grizzled aspen
EZ special deleting w flakiac
You don't need maniac on it, it does a fair bit against maniac already.
grizzled aspen
Like, if your damage stats are high enough, you can 1shot a mutant with your h1.
No funny business, either. Just a straight up h1 to the face.
slate haven
You don't need maniac on it, it does a fair bit against maniac already.
But I like to 1 shot mutants
It’s so fun
rotund shoal
Like, if your damage stats are high enough, you can 1shot a mutant with your h1.
rlly?
u sure?
slate haven
What damage stat tho? Mines around 79
grizzled aspen
rotund shoal
i dont see how the dmg stat works out to 4000 from front
lusty oar
typical gray name behavior
grizzled aspen
i dont see how the dmg stat works out to 4000 from front
Headshot them.
rotund shoal
although i do have faint recollectiosn of doing it
grizzled aspen
Mutants take like 4x damage from melee.
Mk9 hsword h1 will 1shot a mutant if first target and damage stats are high enough.
No maniac perk needed.
frosty herald
I should get my plasteel up to 30k
lusty oar
20 first target
rocky nacelle
frosty herald
Isnt it 5x
slate haven
I will find out how to do that
grizzled aspen
Fatshark spaghetti code?
paper harness
Certain weapons have a . Modifier
grizzled aspen
You might be able to oneshot those, too.
grizzled aspen
When I'm running mk9 hsword I straight up do not dodge mutants.
rocky nacelle
are a reaction test
slate haven
Frogman in that case what would you swap maniac for
visual stream
I gently open the door.
slate haven
Carapace?
frosty herald
I love using evis on muties
grizzled aspen
Elite damage or your flavor of aux perk like sprint efficiency or whatever.
frosty herald
You just get whiplash from the rev lmao
slate haven
I might build an Ironhelm
grizzled aspen
Mine is flak and elite damage as I can already 1shot dreg gunners with my h1.
With flak and elite I think I can 1shot scab ragers too.
north niche
so in turms of mk9 hs or mk15 evisc, what you got
lusty oar
savage sweep + wrath
grizzled aspen
so in turms of mk9 hs or mk15 evisc, what you got
Can you reword your question? Not exactly sure what you're asking.
frosty herald
I might build an Ironhelm
Get a flak carapace one for the update
north niche
Can you reword your question? Not exactly sure what you're asking.
which do you prefer
grizzled aspen
Shred+Rampage
Do not put shred on your eviscerator you creature.
slate haven
MK15
slate haven
Do not put shred on your eviscerator you creature.
IoD
grizzled aspen
which do you prefer
I prefer hsword.
frosty herald
I should get 100% crit chance on special kill for boss funnies
north niche
for martyrdom i should add
grizzled aspen
Eviscerator has a special place in my heart because I mained kruber in vt2 and it's literally the executioners sword moveset, but hsword just does everything I need it to do and more.
grizzled aspen
for martyrdom i should add
For martyrdom I run chain weapons only.
So eviscerator.
frosty herald
Boss damage and carapace tho
slate haven
Dornius Maximus can’t pick up plasteel for a min. Eating lunch
grizzled aspen
I path throwing knives > benediction > fotf > martyrdom and absolutely murderize everything with my eviscerator.
Or a chainaxe.
I do not run chainsword on martyrdom because I run that with shred on piety for a crit build.
Same pathing, just piety instead of martyrdom.
lusty oar
Same pathing, just piety instead of martyrdom.
thanks i'll try it out
stone fern
routs?
north niche
pathing to knife and not pathing through stun or immolate
stone fern
thanks i'll try it out
i just do this with every build except marty
lusty oar
pathing to knife and not pathing through stun or immolate
the knife you have in the primary slot
grizzled aspen
Martyrdom on Evis?
Martyrdom makes your rev attacks do significantly more damage because it's a bunch of smaller attacks wrapped up into one.
grizzled aspen
thanks i'll try it out
This actually is still usable. I'd hate using it, but it's usable.
rotund shoal
ok apparently i have this on marty rn
IMO the dmg taken red cdr node isnt that good
martyr's purpose
stone fern
oh yeah its not
fleet zealot
don't start with clad
stone fern
i still take it because it saved me twice and i owe it my life 🙏
fleet zealot
he will never change
stone fern
2 times in like 2k hours
hey everyone gets a pathological delusion
martys purpose is mine
stone fern
judge has best battle cry
rotund shoal
whos got the khorne lines?
stone fern
YOUR DEATH IS OFFERING YOUR DAMNATION ETERNAL
slate haven
whos got the khorne lines?
Fanatic
rotund shoal
YOUR DEATH IS OFFERING YOUR DAMNATION ETERNAL
ok thats pretty badass as well
stone fern
well judge doesnt have it
rotund shoal
mmm i think fanatic gets me more pumped
slate haven
Fanatic gets me going
stone fern
ye
slate haven
It was the voice I was using when we did just a flesh wound
obsidian ore
Imagine if martyrs purpose worked on toughness damage albeit much less cd restoration
fleet zealot
slate haven
Get used to saying Hark and Kindred hella tho
paper harness
Imagine if martyrs purpose worked on toughness damage albeit much less cd restor...
hmm
stone fern
Imagine if martyrs purpose worked on toughness damage albeit much less cd restor...
no stop having good ideas
slate haven
Is it just me or are there certain face options for certain classes
paper harness
MP works on hp itself not percentage btw
obsidian ore
Shouldn’t be too hard to balance it to be around other cdr talents
stone fern
we have too many already we're not suppoed to have too much fun or too many good options
frosty herald
Is it just me or are there certain face options for certain classes
Only with hair
Zealots dont get zola's haircut
And vets can get zealot psyker haircuts
stone fern
yooo
frosty herald
Which sucks
stone fern
what build yall think zola has?
rocky nacelle
judge voicelines are too powerful
frosty herald
Cause i think zola's haircut is the best
obsidian ore
MP works on hp itself not percentage btw
Yes, this could work with toughness as well imo, cut the cdr by a good amount for toughness damage
rocky nacelle
TONIGHT HELL WILL BE FULL
lusty oar
zolussy