Too lazy to get something better
#zealot-class
sullen forge
rocky nacelle
lucky enough
modern lintel
but the 1% dmg
sullen forge
RAGHHH THE 1%!!!!!!!!!!!!
visual stream
Does anyone here like pop music
modern lintel
think of the breakpoints mr krabs
ornate bone
bro is living in 2050
sullen forge
Chat the shovel doesn't instantly horde clear.... bad melee weapon......
acoustic dune
@rocky nacelle you playing right now?
modern lintel
in one of the matchs earlier when pyscho died and vic got grabbed for a sec i just threw ammo box down and proceeded to throw 15 shredder nades
spare talon
Chat the shovel doesn't instantly horde clear.... bad melee weapon......
do i need to tap the shovel db gameplay again....
sullen forge
Not good enough Cole....
opaque island
swear these weapons just arent strong enough !
MEMES JACK
rotund shoal
in one of the matchs earlier when pyscho died and vic got grabbed for a sec i ju...
everything about field improvisation and why its one of the best nodes in the game
acoustic dune
billions must play PSword
ngl i hate the power sword
sullen forge
I fucking hate it also
acoustic dune
it is
sullen forge
you will catch me dead using it
acoustic dune
not fun
modern lintel
psword so epic ill take my punishment
spare talon
power sword is fun once in a while
say what you will about it but charge pa light on the mk6 is probably one of the best feeling combos in the game
acoustic dune
power sword is fun once in a while
i am shovel man myself
modern lintel
say what you will about it but charge pa light on the mk6 is probably one of the...
so true or combo out of push attk
wait
thats what u just said
sullen forge
Chat
skin unepic_cole
now
Anyways yeah it feels nice using it when you try it for the first time but like
lusty oar
sullen forge
holy fuck its so boring
spare talon
i dont like using it for long cuz of its low mobility
sullen forge
Ignore me fucking up a PA
But the Shovel is just dumb for doing shit like this with Uncanny lmao
spare talon
i feel like im genuinely preforming better in most real situations with the shovel
i think the only time i do better with psword is when its fucking
10 million carapace elites
acoustic dune
https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/iFWaoIS422PcRPu0Z/d1337A0y...
ok i want this but with
rotund shoal
i feel like im genuinely preforming better in most real situations with the shov...
thats why i dont get why people keep saying "psword plasma"
plasma >>> psword
psword cant move
its just really fun to use
and blends stuff
acoustic dune
the clang noise from berserk
spare talon
tho i still did bring a si shovel into a melee maelstrom and double the damage of everyone else
sullen forge
i feel like im genuinely preforming better in most real situations with the shov...
Something something rashad something something cleave 4 shitters in 1 swing something something shovel bad
I will always love the shovel
spare talon
thats why i dont get why people keep saying "psword plasma"
because both are really good in every situation
opaque island
why bring a ranged and a melee that both do the same thing, yea one has ranged but like
acoustic dune
just a giant clang clang clang from each hit
sullen forge
damn thing is so fun
opaque island
you wanna diversify right?
acoustic dune
you wanna diversify right?
become specialist
spare talon
there is almost no downsides to either of them, and their downsides that they do have can flat out just be ignored 90% of the time
rotund shoal
because both are really good in every situation
sure but plasma genuiely mogs every gun. psword at least has shit mobility
sullen forge
SA on shovel always heavy staggers on weakpoint hit as well
or well no
Medium Staggers
heavy on mutant cause fuck you mutant
spare talon
sure but plasma genuiely mogs every gun. psword at least has shit mobility
yes
but like i said
you can ignore the shit mobility most of the time because why would you need mobility when the enemy your swinging at dies instantly
rotund shoal
i feel like im genuinely preforming better in most real situations with the shov...
although tbf ^
spare talon
yeah because im the type of person who does significantly better with high mobility
in most games in general
spare talon
and the shovel has surprisingly high mobility
spare talon
it also has a ridiculous amount of stamina bars
rotund shoal
now that i have your attention: agrippina iag with precision strikes, deadshot and focus target. i love it. dorn roasted it. opinion?
spare talon
I'll admit
its even better when you enlighten to using a +3 stam curio
spare talon
FATSHARK! GIVE ZEALOT THE SHOVELS, AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!
dorn thinks si shovel on martyrom would be one of the best things in the game
sullen forge
Seriously?
sullen forge
I straight up would've thought like
spare talon
it already swings super fast and does suprisingly decent damage
gloomy badge
FS showing remarkable restraint not putting it on zealot
spare talon
then again this is what im using
wait thats the knife one
pretend the bleed is at field improv
sullen forge
it could be because you're running Recip
it clicked to me why
you get crits often on the build?
spare talon
you get crits often on the build?
finesse is crit/weakspot damage
and yes, repricosity
sullen forge
That probably might be the reason
spare talon
shovels ofc arent a finesse weapon, but they dont particularly have a bad finesse multiplier
the crit damage is noticable when it happens
spare talon
hell, they have a weakspot damage blessing and it makes a difference
sullen forge
I'll try it out on QP Aurics
see how horrible this will go or good it will
lmao
What is this evil fucked up shovel someone is using
spare talon
nat rolled, theyre only lvl 38
ornate bone
spare talon
yall are so mean to me
rocky nacelle
cool
get a gungryn with a branx
just constantly being a bitch on the mic
"oh can you spare some ammo"
"oh I bet they have a knife"
visual stream
Ogryns are usually chill but when they're sassy they're some of the most bro-type of annoying mfs
rocky nacelle
refraining from saying gamer words but ogryns just prove my point everytime they are dumb as fuck
"can i get the small ammo i get like 100"
no
(mind you I was splitting the ammo pretty evenly this fucking gungryn would just circle bulwarks and constantly just use his gun on everything)
even though he literally had a branx lmfao
level 800 xbot
surprise surprise
grizzled aspen
Me when I get my hands on a stupid glugger.
rocky nacelle
sullen forge
Okay I swear im just gaslighting myself into thinking Skc + Uncanny is not fun
im going to try Deci + Uncanny and see if I notice anything different
grizzled aspen
For SI shovel?
sullen forge
yes for SI
sullen forge
WE LOVE WOUNDGRYN!
grizzled aspen
Bad players can either make or break aurics.
grizzled aspen
Either they make them because it's funny as hell or they break them because they can't stay off the damn floor.
rocky nacelle
when the gungryn uses all his ammo circling bulwarks and clearing chaff
sullen forge
Constant clutching
rocky nacelle
so I have to snipe 5 snipers with a CiAG
grizzled aspen
That isn't fun.
grizzled aspen
Ciag recoil is a bitch beyond 10ft.
rocky nacelle
I can snipe the snipers with a CiAG but having to dodge/slide and avoid melee / snipers
while not being zealot with TWBS
is a bit annoying
grizzled aspen
Anyway I'll be on in a few minutes if you still wanna run aurics.
rocky nacelle
ima go heat up the leftover burgers
sullen forge
Noticing Deci + Uncanny feels more fluid for me
ornate bone
anyone feeling like playing?
lusty oar
*unzips your pants
rocky nacelle
***unzips your pants**
ornate bone
***unzips your pants**
sullen forge
I see why you like Skc + Uncanny but I think I prefer Deci more
though I have to admit thats the really cool thing about the SI shovel
SKC or Deci seriously can just be swapped out on preference
Also realizing we're hitting no life loser levels of main now
zinc talon
rocky nacelle
i am steve
zinc talon
aww
ornate bone
i am steve
john minecraft steve?
zinc talon
subtitles covering up my tats
sterile basalt
Also realizing we're hitting no life loser levels of main now
Ur gonna surpass my veteran lvl in no time lol
sullen forge
i am steve
minecraft steven?
ornate bone
minecraft steven?
no, there's no way, they clearly mean they are jack black (steve)
zinc talon
now yall can properly frown, for the right reasons
sullen forge
Okay bud
acoustic dune
https://tenor.com/view/jack-black-steve-minecraft-minecraft-steve-jack-minecraft...
post that song
rocky nacelle
gloomy badge
https://tenor.com/view/jack-black-steve-minecraft-minecraft-steve-jack-minecraft...
i am placing blocks and shit cause i'm in fuckin minecraaaft
ornate bone
i am steve
sullen forge
I am that guy
rocky nacelle
elijah wood was in that movie
for a total of 5 minutes
best gag ever
holy shit new gif for when I arrive in chat
autistically powerful
sullen forge
honestly that shit was hilarious
ornate bone
holy shit new gif for when I arrive in chat
rocky nacelle
who fucking dies immediately
me loading into a 3VEG and they let the bot get max corrupted
ornate bone
5 seconds, just 5 seconds away!
sullen forge
I wont forget clutching a random ass Auric QP I queued into
Max HP Plogryn with 3 Tox Bombers buffing it
- a horde
sullen forge
kill 7 billion people
rocky nacelle
fatshark when i want skull border
ornate bone
sullen forge
KILL 7 BILLION PEOPLE
ornate bone
darktide has fallen, billions of rejects must die
sullen forge
rocky nacelle
dude
I love that new modifier
cant wait to try it on clandestium
its also the most money on auric
sullen forge
Its so damn funny
rocky nacelle
HISTG after you run it a bunch
sullen forge
when you can tell someone is new to HISTG Clandes
rocky nacelle
ornate bone
https://tenor.com/view/cat-thousand-yard-stare-thousand-yard-stare-cat-ptsd-cat-...
war, war never changes
rocky nacelle
when you can tell someone is new to HISTG Clandes
yesterday
I murdered a knife vet
or maybe it was a plasma
but we were on the 2nd story railing where the big box is by itself
(and there was a barrel up there)
ornate bone
I murdered a knife vet
good job, you should feel good about yourself
rocky nacelle
also
I killed a roleplaying ogryn at the start by the staircase
(cause a barrel spawns by those stairs for some reason)
he said wtf in all caps immediately leaves
ornate bone
he said wtf in all caps immediately leaves
clearly roleplaying a salty ogryn
rocky nacelle
lite trolling
ornate bone
excellent roleplay skills 10/10
rocky nacelle
just a bit
sullen forge
Caveman speed me mom caveman have no home! have no cavepainting!
Why you smile caveman speed!
ornate bone
joined a heresy match, at 38/38 hp, fighting a chaos spawn
one guy already dead
after chaos spawn dies the zealot runs straight into a crusher (I marked it for them) and dies
vet runs off alone and dies
I die trying to fight a mutant, crusher, trapper, and friends all alone
lovely
sullen forge
Heresy
slate haven
Wouldn’t happen if you had your pookie grenade by your side
ornate bone
I feel like you would also run into the crusher and die
pale spindle
Why are u playing Heresy is the real question 🤔
slate haven
I feel like you would also run into the crusher and die
Explode
ornate bone
wasn't even a crusher overhead that killed them, the crusher just smacked them
ornate bone
Why are u playing Heresy is the real question 🤔
level 10 psyker, only difficulty I have
pale spindle
If u r leveling I would stay tf away from Heresy until I unlock damnation
pale spindle
Well u obviously didn't 😔
sullen forge
wasn't even a crusher overhead that killed them, the crusher just smacked them
bro if its the backhand im going to lose it
if you died to the backhand they do thats the funniest shit ever
ornate bone
bro if its the backhand im going to lose it
it was the backhand
zealot runs up to crusher
sullen forge
OH YOU GOT HUMILIATED
ornate bone
crusher just smacks them
ornate bone
the funny part was the zealot was level 30
sullen forge
Backhands the Zealot
pale spindle
Here me out
slate haven
You’d have fun
ornate bone
Here me out
slate haven
If you didn’t
ornate bone
I fucking hate this game
ornate bone
slate haven
You wouldn’t have fun
warm hedge
i just started playing again and need help because i forgot everything about my class, can anyone help me??
pale spindle
i just started playing again and need help because i forgot everything about my ...
OK so
Press left click
There u go
ornate bone
i just started playing again and need help because i forgot everything about my ...
if you see a teammate run at a poxburster, do NOT shoot it, they're about to shove the poxburster back so it harmlessly detonates away from everyone else (unless the teammate in question is a vet, in which case, disregard this and shoot it while the vet is next to it)
sullen forge
https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-try-not-to-laugh-gif-7682731162751353849
me watching the psyker peril to the warp for the 7th time
rocky nacelle
beloved preserve us
ornate bone
https://tenor.com/view/darktide-40k-psyker-explode-perils-gif-105861295107727028...
HOLY SHIT IS THAT JOHNNY SILVERHAND FROM THE HIT GAME WARHAMMER 40K
pale spindle
I think the new player left 😔
slate haven
They took my lean color name 😢
slate haven
Fat finger
ornate bone
ornate bone
>Asks for help
>Leaves
>Doesn't elaborate
pretty sure we scared them off
slate haven
Me Fr
pale spindle
pretty sure we scared them off
I was actually trying to help
80% of this class is just getting Carpal tunnel
slate haven
I didn’t even see what you were saying ngl
ornate bone
I was actually trying to help
I gave them advice too
rocky nacelle
dont you have to double click to leave a server
slate haven
Not on mobile
ornate bone
I told them to not shoot poxbursters next to teammates unless its a vet
very good advice
pale spindle
I told them to not shoot poxbursters next to teammates unless its a vet
That's not class specific 😭
misty nova
HOLY SHIT IS THAT JOHNNY SILVERHAND FROM THE HIT GAME WARHAMMER 40K
"In 40k what makes someone a Slaneesh devotee? Getting coc-"
Spoilers start playing
sullen forge
Kill 7 Billion Slaanesh Worshippers
ornate bone
That's not class specific 😭
it is, if they're a vet, shoot the poxburster and kill them
sullen forge
Never Goon
slate haven
Alright hollup I’m gonna make some definitive evidence for why you should invite me to your strike team
And post it tmrw
No more talking till it’s done
And posted
pale spindle
it is, if they're a vet, shoot the poxburster and kill them
U can shoot them as a Zealot too
And tbh I feel like Vet at this point is better in melee than Zealot 💀
ornate bone
U can shoot them as a Zealot too
no, the point is to not shoot the poxburster and kill your teammate, unless they're a vet
pale spindle
What if I want to kill my teamate as a Zealot tho 🤔
sullen forge
no, the point is to not shoot the poxburster and kill your teammate, unless they...
^ *Psyker
pale spindle
Game is actually PVP
sullen forge
Kill the Psyker
ornate bone
not the seer
pale spindle
How many times can u kill your squad
ornate bone
literally the nicest person on the team
rotund shoal
real protip: if someone rages on mic and you pop a barrel/poxburster on them theres a 95% chance they rage quit instantly
actually useful tip
ornate bone
real protip: if someone rages on mic and you pop a barrel/poxburster on them the...
real protip: the bot will probably play better than them too, so you get a free teammate!
pale spindle
real protip: if someone rages on mic and you pop a barrel/poxburster on them the...
Wow rly? So free win?
ornate bone
wait what if you roll the 5% chance of them not ragequiting and they decide to get revenge by exploding you
rotund shoal
wait what if you roll the 5% chance of them not ragequiting and they decide to g...
pop all barrels in front of yourself and run away from all poxbursters
ornate bone
forgot to edit out the green screen
pale spindle
Rannick found the cultist SUS
ornate bone
The "story" of Darktide is literally just amongus
the story of this game is seffoni mind controlling the entire crew speaking in their dreams and whatnot
pale spindle
And we are in a space ship "doing tasks"
slate haven
If I ask a mod can I get my rank back
ornate bone
they're the true villain
pale spindle
the story of this game is seffoni mind controlling the entire crew speaking in t...
Sounds based tbh
pale spindle
I want my purple 😭
U need to earn it back
slate haven
I dunno if I should directly ping them
pale spindle
How do I get purple anyways? 🤔
rotund shoal
i still dont get why they included a story
ornate bone
I dunno if I should directly ping them
nah, it'll be all good just ping wardens
rotund shoal
here it is:
- theres a heretic on the ship, prove it isnt you
- hm it might be you, do more missions
- its actually this random person mentioned in like 1 mini cutscene
????
slate haven
nah, it'll be all good just ping wardens
I’m a lil autistic and cannot tell if your being sarcastic
pale spindle
here it is:
1. theres a heretic on the ship, prove it isnt you
2. hm it might be...
Yes the imposter amongus
rotund shoal
- they become a servitor
slate haven
here it is:
1. theres a heretic on the ship, prove it isnt you
2. hm it might be...
It was the commissary chick
rotund shoal
u can see them on the ship if youre not aware
ornate bone
I’m a lil autistic and cannot tell if your being sarcastic
don't worry it'll be all good /s (you do not know whether the s stands for sarcasm or serious)
ornate bone
ping wardens, it'll be funny I mean you'll get the role
paper harness
Shit celine
ornate bone
How do I get purple anyways? 🤔
what does the purple even mean
slate haven
Funny
lusty oar
boost
slate haven
I want my purple back
rocky nacelle
thought so
sullen forge
https://tenor.com/view/minions-never-goon-never-goon-edging-gif-1097290574097000...
NeverGoontide
rocky nacelle
level 3k and being shit is insane
slate haven
Your fault
angry shaking fist emoji image I can’t post
ornate bone
*angry shaking fist emoji image I can’t post*
sullen forge
Imbecile
ornate bone
I’ll fucking do it again image I can’t post
paper harness
Imagine you leaving again I am there
slate haven
Imagine but I leave and forget to join back for several months 😱😱😱
frozen kernel
Skill tree update drops, adding several new playstyles
I just recreate old zealot
"BLOOD FOR THE EMPEROR, SKULLS FOR THE GOLDEN THRONE"
Chastise is too fun
rocky nacelle
Imagine you leaving again I am there
you're kind of killing the vibe man
slate haven
In my defense
rocky nacelle
ornate bone
>Skill tree update drops, adding several new playstyles
>I just recreate old zea...
bordering on heresy but I'll let it slide
frozen kernel
Ive only played book and stealth for the penances and put that shit back in the bin
slate haven
I’m not gonna finish what I was about to say
ornate bone
In my defense
defense is a dump stat idiot
slate haven
Bc Dorn is a Brit and would stab me
frozen kernel
Zealot has no hole
slate haven
But I do
frozen kernel
That is all
rotund shoal
>Skill tree update drops, adding several new playstyles
>I just recreate old zea...
same. also psyker i only use BB and shriek
frozen kernel
IYKYK
ornate bone
Zealot has no hole
zealot has no mouth and must scream "BLOOD FOR THE EMPEROR, SKULLS FOR THE GOLDEN THRONE!"
slate haven
zealot has no mouth and must scream "BLOOD FOR THE EMPEROR, SKULLS FOR THE GOLDE...
Terrifying
frozen kernel
same. also psyker i only use BB and shriek
Not my buddy using nothing but assail and dueling sword 
slate haven
I have no mouth and must scream fucked me up for ages
rocky nacelle
frozen kernel
Zealot was given two mouths and one ear so that they may HARK more than they may hear
I'll let you decide where your second mouth is
slate haven
That and the opening to the necronomicon about the the dude’s kid
That was fucked
But other than that
Book fun
ornate bone
do not presume to understand things higher than yourself, for you are a mere book
ornate bone
Dude I’m a cantelmoist I am everything
do you mean cantaloupe?
rocky nacelle
slate haven
Look up Chris Cantelmo
It’s wild
C.I.A totally capped him btw
Not actually
But his story’s wild
ornate bone
C.I.A totally capped him btw
NSA is the best 3 letter organinization, easy
paper harness
I have no mouth and must scream fucked me up for ages
Can you also have no hands so you cannot type
ornate bone
well actually the DoD is pretty close if you consider that 3 letters
slate haven
Can you also have no hands so you cannot type
NUH UH
Pics or it’s not real
I’ll give you the Nade Cliffnotes on it dude
ornate bone
Can you also have no hands so you cannot type
you know, thieves usually had their hands cut off
common punishment really
ornate bone
thats what speedrunners who suck at darktide deserve
that's what shroudfield zealots deserve
slate haven
So basically bro was a brain surgeon and had terminal cancer and took a crap ton of D.M.T and he thought it cured him so bro started advertising his religion, Cantelmoism as like a cure all hippy sort of naturalist thing and would blow ludicrous amounts of money on Reddit and discord stuff to get followers for his religion, most people stuck around for the goodies. Anyways bro went radio silent and was found dead in the middle of the Appalachian mountains
opaque island
So basically bro was a brain surgeon and had terminal cancer and took a crap ton...
what
lusty oar
My Uncle Chester kept it so damn hot in the house that I would constantly slip in the warm piles of dog shit on the hardwood floor. Had it been colder, those soupy mounds would have been hard linkin logs. Hell, one time I went to the bathroom and found our dog had died because he shit so hard that it gave him a 3 foot prolapsed anus. So theres just a dog lying in our bathroom with a big, veiny, pink sock coming out of its ass and of course im the one who has to clean it all up. So what do I do? I grab the dead rottweiler by its pink sock and spin it around over my head and then launch it out the second story window and into the neighbors lawn. My Aunt Barbra, who weighs 415 pounds, saw the whole thing.
rotund shoal
My Uncle Chester kept it so damn hot in the house that I would constantly slip i...
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah exactly
opaque island
My Uncle Chester kept it so damn hot in the house that I would constantly slip i...
wh...what
acoustic dune
well that was a match
rocky nacelle
the warp beckons
slate haven
Have y’all heard of Gods Ego Death? Really interesting theory
modern lintel
rotund shoal
well actually one of them is gandalf the grey
if hes over lvl 30 i played with him b4
rocky nacelle
ornate bone
if hes over lvl 30 i played with him b4
he is
slate haven
One of these days when I can post images y’all gonna see the serious fire I cooked up
modern lintel
bro most definitely did not cook
slate haven
I’d win 😎
rocky nacelle
you cant get dockets without dorn
modern lintel
rocky nacelle
doubt
modern lintel
like the pistol
modern lintel
uh the one w the most mag ammo is best one imo
i think thats the 7 i dont remember
rotund shoal
VId is the highest ROF should also have highest ammo then
slate haven
It’s the D
rocky nacelle
im usin this one rn
i like 7a cause the shots do more dmg compared to a 6d
6d ROF and ammo is pretty crazy though
modern lintel
i mean theyre all p good now its rlly just how they feel to you
lusty turtle
Glad people like the acca changes
lusty turtle
They were fun to brainstorm and attempt to not make aweful
modern lintel
we still need single heavy stubber or vollygun for vet for true peak
lusty turtle
And lost nitro boost rank
Thats some tragic skill issue 😔 (i am in bed and unsure how to fix this from mobile im afraid)
lusty turtle
DM me to fix it and i'll try n sort it when i wake up later
rocky nacelle
lets go gamblin
slate haven
Oh huge
rocky nacelle
peak
modern lintel
that songs sounds rlly familiar despite not remembering it at all
modern lintel
prob
rotund shoal
had a talk in vet chat yday about this actually
modern lintel
id just get flak maniac tbh death spitters not bad
rotund shoal
ah
modern lintel
i think they also get fire frenzy which isnt bad
modern lintel
t4 dumdums only .5 more so no super lose
rocky nacelle
(also its broken with dumdum until next patch)
nah they dont get fire frenzy surprisingly
they get sustained fire though
rotund shoal
(also its broken with dumdum until next patch)
you mean dum dum + infernus stacking? thats not on purpose?
😦
modern lintel
headhunters also not to horribly bad to have
modern lintel
you mean dum dum + infernus stacking? thats not on purpose?
no
spare talon
dumdum affecting infernus's damage however will remain
spare talon
yeah thats honestly the important part
the stack refresh is nice but not what makes or breaks it
rocky nacelle
ah i thought you meant the dumdum refreshing
slate haven
Dumb question, but have they confirmed that weapons will be upgradeable to 380
lusty turtle
deathspitter dum dum might be better than dum dum infernus
Ye infernus kinda sucks
Looks cool tho and its damage is scaled by dumdum
grizzled aspen
I feel bad playing tarkov and obliterating timmys.
I'm using an ak74u with BT ammo and just dumpstered this poor guy that was running a PACA and a pistol on streets.
(for non tarkov players, he was basically defenseless)
grizzled aspen
dumdum affecting infernus's damage however will remain
I actually didn't know dumdum affected infernus at all.
lusty oar
e e viw fwog kiwwing the defensewess pwayer :(
spare talon
killing myself
10 minutes into a war of attrition boss fight and the boss decides to crit on its strongest attack killing the party leader from full hp and the fight is instantly lost
grizzled aspen
e e viw fwog kiwwing the defensewess pwayer :(
Children do not belong on streets, and in tarkov, only the strong survive.
grizzled aspen
killing myself
10 minutes into a war of attrition boss fight and the boss decide...
What game?
spare talon
p3r the answer
misty nova
Armageddon mentioned
obsidian prairie
killing myself
10 minutes into a war of attrition boss fight and the boss decide...
Joker?
rocky nacelle
is it real that T4 blessings get a higher chance being rolled, going purple -> orange
or nah
ornate bone
is it real that T4 blessings get a higher chance being rolled, going purple -> o...
just hold melk hostage and steal all of his blessings
acoustic dune
is it real that T4 blessings get a higher chance being rolled, going purple -> o...
prob
ornate bone
I know he keeps them hidden from us
grizzled aspen
just hold melk hostage and steal all of his blessings
With the rolls Melk has been handing out lately, I don't think he deserves that.
ornate bone
With the rolls Melk has been handing out lately, I don't think he deserves that.
he insulted me
said I don't even know high gothic
grizzled aspen
Perfectly stat dumped items left and right that are mostly correct on perks and blessings.
grizzled aspen
said I don't even know high gothic
He never says you don't know high gothic, he says your pronunciation is poor.
ornate bone
He never says you don't know high gothic, he says your pronunciation is poor.
well my pronunciation is perfect
grizzled aspen
Or is it enunciation? I don't remember.
I just know Judge definitely knows high gothic.
obsidian prairie
Agitator has the shitty gothic
grizzled aspen
Which one is agitator?
rocky nacelle
the most racist one
grizzled aspen
The one that refers to big E as "the master?"
rocky nacelle
yes
obsidian prairie
Not Scottish and not deep voices
ornate bone
Which one is agitator?
BLOOD FOR THE EMPEROR, SKULLS FOR THE GOLDEN THRONE guy I think
obsidian prairie
The one that refers to big E as "the master?"
THE MASTER SEES US
rocky nacelle
unironically the most goblin sounding voice
ornate bone
unless all zealots have that line
rotund shoal
BLOOD FOR THE EMPEROR, SKULLS FOR THE GOLDEN THRONE guy I think
dont think he has that line actually
obsidian prairie
BLOOD FOR THE EMPEROR, SKULLS FOR THE GOLDEN THRONE guy I think
That’s Scottish guy
grizzled aspen
Fanatic line.
rotund shoal
ive never heard it at least on my agitator
ornate bone
judge is the best one anyways
grizzled aspen
Agitator says "IN THE MASTERS NAAAAAAME!"
rocky nacelle
agitator has really good lines
obsidian prairie
Yeah
grizzled aspen
Judge is peak.
spare talon
Joker?
yukari, the healer, is the only one who can deal any reasonable damage in this fight
and the enemy with no weaknesses and a massive hp bar deals massive lightning damage
its so aids
obsidian prairie
I use fem agitator because she’s underused and us some really giddy lines
Like when bursters die
rocky nacelle
fem judge and fanatic are peak
grizzled aspen
The only line I like outside of Judge is Fanatic's chorus line.
"AVAST, YE BLAGGARDS!"
obsidian prairie
yukari, the healer, is the only one who can deal any reasonable damage in this f...
Wait why can only yukari deal damage
rocky nacelle
fanatic has funny ass voicelines
hes pretty good
like killing specials and exploding barrels
YON BARREL
grizzled aspen
The only thing I don't like about Judge is that he is literally captain obvious.
"THEY ARE SHOOTING AT US"
grizzled aspen
No shit, bro, I wouldn't expect them to give us a handshake.
rotund shoal
Ignorance is strength
obsidian prairie
Still works
obsidian prairie
"THEY ARE SHOOTING AT US"
That’s judge and agitator
grizzled aspen
I've never heard Fanatics or Agitators say that.
rotund shoal
A small mind is a tidy mind
spare talon
Wait why can only yukari deal damage
because one enemy is resistant to all forms of magic damage and is just flat out tanky, the one dealing electric
and the other is resistant/block/draining to almost everything except its weakness to wind, and this one is nearly one shotting my entire party per turn
grizzled aspen
Build check moment.
obsidian prairie
because one enemy is resistant to all forms of magic damage and is just flat out...
You on fucking heartless or something
rocky nacelle
5 bucks he says yes
spare talon
You on fucking heartless or something
not heartless, i would be if the compendium carried over
im on hard
i did base p3r on merciless/heartless tho
obsidian prairie
I wish I could summon above my level from old compendium
spare talon
so far ive not made use of the compendium cuz everything worth using is in the 50+ ranges
south grove
what are good blessings for the VI knife?
south grove
I got a perfect knife w/ the dump stat n everything
ornate bone
bleed deals crazy damage
obsidian prairie
fleshtearer lacerate
DO NOT
ornate bone
ignores armor
spare talon
fleshtearer lacerate
explode
obsidian prairie
Do not do this
ornate bone
basically shreds carapace
spare talon
die instantly
go directly do jail
obsidian prairie
Do not flesh tearer lacerate
lusty oar
ornate bone
build into crit bleed
spare talon
do not collect when passing home
ornate bone
with fleshtearer/lacerate
obsidian prairie
We have a problem with coherent advice
ornate bone
bleeds can proc crits too
rocky nacelle
what are good blessings for the VI knife?
ornate bone
so they deal even more damage
spare talon
I wish I could summon above my level from old compendium
tho im almost there
my fuckin lvl 51 izanagi with slash boosts and spirit drain
obsidian prairie
DO NOT
spare talon
literally destroys the mid game
rocky nacelle
DO NOT
you're not gonna tell me to not use lacerate on a weapon with sweeping heavies
obsidian prairie
I hate this channel
spare talon
@obsidian prairie ill show you what i did with him when im done with this fight
ornate bone
uncanny completely demolishes that build
modern lintel
ornate bone
I hate this channel
lusty oar
uncanny completely demolishes that build
post your youtube sub box rn
rocky nacelle
mk6 actually gets use out of lacerate in a horde scenario cause the heavies that dont clip weakspots to stack uncanny/ will just bleed with lacerate
if you think mk6 with lacerate is bad
thats on you
me and hrup even discussed this
obsidian prairie
We are at post satire
spare talon
@south grove you want uncanny strike and precog, riposte, or fleshtearer
precog and riposte can also be just as good, as long as your keystone is piety
rocky nacelle
ok just be autistic and brush aside testing lacerate on the mk6 and it actually works well
lmfao
not like me and hrup tested it
obsidian prairie
Competitive gaslighting in zealot chat
rocky nacelle
or anything
obsidian prairie
This cannot continue
ornate bone
Competitive gaslighting in zealot chat
competitive? don't make me laugh
I'm clearly outwinning all of you here
no competition
south grove
<@657706992743350351> you want uncanny strike and precog, riposte, or fleshteare...
so the same thing as III right
spare talon
JUNPEI
YOU FUCKING CLOD
WHERE ARE THESE CRITS I WAS PROMISED
rotund shoal
so the same thing as III right
yes except lacerate doesnt suck on it
(ignore fleshtearer/lacerate that is troll)
ornate bone
JUNPEI
YOU FUCKING CLOD
WHERE ARE THESE CRITS I WAS PROMISED
did you take fleshtearer lacerate? those have a hidden stat in the game files that give you 5% extra crit on each blessing
spare talon
so the same thing as III right
the mk6 makes more use out of fleshtearer on it cuz it hits more targets per swing, so it ends up being better than on the mk3 by comparison
acoustic dune
did you take fleshtearer lacerate? those have a hidden stat in the game files th...
lacerate mentioned
ornate bone
lacerate mentioned
fleshtearer lacerate best blessings
rocky nacelle
rather take lacerate over FT on mk6
lacerate more consistent for bleed
also extra boss DoT is always nice
acoustic dune
lacerate more consistent for bleed
wtf is hapennninf
ornate bone
you just want as many stacks of bleed as possible because they can proc crits and ignore armor
so fleshtearer lacerate is the best pick here
obsidian prairie
wtf is hapennninf
Competitive gaslighting
south grove
I'm extremely confused rn
obsidian prairie
I'm extremely confused rn
Listen to Cole
rocky nacelle
if you think im gaslighting that mk6 is good with lacerate ok
acoustic dune
what happen to bashing on lacerate
rocky nacelle
you got it
ornate bone
what happen to bashing on lacerate
bashing on lacerate? I would never!
rocky nacelle
what happen to bashing on lacerate
ive literally said multiple times its only good on mk6
lmfao
rotund shoal
lacerate on mk6 procs scourge quicker
south grove
what about perks
random shard
are the new maces any good? compared to the existing maul
spare talon
I'm extremely confused rn
youre witnessing the infighting of people trolling, people talking about niche use cases that few can actually pull off, and people who are trying to be reasonable
rocky nacelle
youre witnessing the infighting of people trolling, people talking about niche u...
where do I fit in that
im assuming niche cases
obsidian prairie
Why are the fusions in strikers so bad
obsidian prairie
I have a nearly full inventory and I can fuse nothing
rocky nacelle
thats 2/2
south grove
I'll change the stuff out
rotund shoal
Blessed are they without introspection, for they shall know no doubt.
rocky nacelle
pretty good
ornate bone
Why are the fusions in strikers so bad
the hit game super mario strikers??????
acoustic dune
are the new maces any good? compared to the existing maul
electrifying
ornate bone
the one where luigi is like spanish?????
south grove
so what do I take for perks?
spare talon
what about perks
flak is best cuz yknow, its the most common armor type that matters
unarmored, unyielding, maniac, and carapace all work as your secondary perk
i personally like unyielding cuz more damage against bosses is never a waste (and fuck bulwarks)
rocky nacelle
yes
south grove
flak is best cuz yknow, its the most common armor type that matters
unarmored, u...
does weakspot work for now
I can't really change it cuz I need to make the flak 4 and mercy killer to flesh tearer
ornate bone
wait can you post a screenshot of your knife?
spare talon
I can't really change it cuz I need to make the flak 4 and mercy killer to flesh...
you have flak on it already?
rocky nacelle
if flak is 3 just keep it on
south grove
you have flak on it already?
flak 3 yea
rotund shoal
thats good enough
south grove
alr
spare talon
the math behind that makes it really bad tbh
south grove
time to find flesh tearer
rotund shoal
NO
ornate bone
time to find flesh tearer
see? this guy gets it
spare talon
it doesnt increase the total damage when hitting the head, only the additional damage
obsidian prairie
time to find flesh tearer
I would recommend riposte or precognition
rotund shoal
how tf did u win this @ornate bone
opaque island
the end of the carnival is totally broken, this is the 3rd match there in arow where the end event just sits there with like 1 or 2 mobs hiding around or not getting through th spawn doors
spare talon
so its dealing less than its listed percentage for the final damage
ornate bone
how tf did u win this <@456226577798135808>
because bleed stacks proc crit and ignore armor, duh
best dps source in the game easily
even a smyker has a lower damage output
south grove
I would recommend riposte or precognition
idk how well my build is rn so what would be a good build w/ knife
spare talon
i personally think riposte and precog are better, but flesh tearer definitely isnt bad, its still one of the better blessings you can run on knife (looking at you smackdown and haymaker)
south grove
i personally think riposte and precog are better, but flesh tearer definitely is...
should I keep uncanny and look for reposte
rotund shoal
should I keep uncanny and look for reposte
100% keep uncanny
south grove
alr
gloomy badge
i personally think riposte and precog are better, but flesh tearer definitely is...
you can make uncanny + mercy killer work with blazing piety
south grove
rotund shoal
sexy af
spare talon
you can make uncanny + mercy killer work with blazing piety
yes but its still relying on crits to even start its additional damage
south grove
yea sorry for the long time i'm not used to screenshotting on pc
spare talon
and will never have the additional damage on the first hit
rotund shoal
swap mercy killer out for precog/riposte like cole said
gloomy badge
yes but its still relying on crits to even start its additional damage
they're pretty reliable
spare talon
yea sorry for the long time i'm not used to screenshotting on pc
shift+winkey+s
gloomy badge
you can also use uhhh
rotund shoal
besides that perfect knife
spare talon
they're pretty reliable
im aware but yknow what else is also reliable
gloomy badge
windows snipping tool
spare talon
precog
spare talon
MK is only weakpoint
ornate bone
windows snipping tool
windows + shift + s is objectively the best shortcut
acoustic dune
shift+winkey+s
doesnt it work both way
gloomy badge
precog + riposte is 9 times out of 10 better
acoustic dune
windows + shift + s is objectively the best shortcut
exactly
spare talon
precog is both weakpoint and crit increases
ornate bone
I am a pro snipper
south grove
MK is only weakpoint
so precog + uncanny right
slate haven
Hey fellas I got a liaison to send the supa hot fire I made
spare talon
not only meaning it can double up, but it can also still increase damage if you crit to the body
slate haven
Hey fellas I got a liaison to send the supa hot fire I made
Gary bones incoming w the image
gloomy badge
listen to cole when he gives knife advice
spare talon
so precog + uncanny right
or riposte + uncanny
precog is more damage, riposte is crit consistency
ornate bone
Hey fellas I got a liaison to send the supa hot fire I made
#zealot-class message evidence when
spare talon
literally entirely up to you
slate haven
https://discord.com/channels/727074276724965407/1046913589614747719/128438113886...
Well it’s not like I can send a screenie of the dm
4head
ornate bone
Well it’s not like I can send a screenie of the dm
slate haven
I was about to screenshot of the Grey’d out image send icon
slate haven
Where
south grove
uhhh while I'm here
slate haven
Hmmmm
south grove
what should an agripinaa shotgun blessing be
rotund shoal
seems everyone joins melee only shits the bed
i only win those with trauma psyker
slate haven
I need a man w image perms
spare talon
not really a combat shotgun person but im pretty sure its no respite+full bore
south grove
rn I have flechette + scattershot
slate haven
Tintin do not dodge the question
spare talon
full bore works with the special shot, which is a slug, and since its the only shot that is fired, it counts as all pellets landing
south grove
it's working pretty well but I think flechette's redundant
ornate bone
Guys get it
No, explain the joke and give me a 20 paragraph essay on why it should be funny (for reference the essay should contain a topic and concluding paragraph and each body paragraph should have at least 2 pieces of evidence with proper transitions and analysis)
spare talon
fletchette works better on a shotgun that hits widespread, like a lawbringer
but manstopper exists which is infinite cleave on a crit which puts fletchette to shame
so yknow
gloomy badge
not really a combat shotgun person but im pretty sure its no respite+full bore
no respite + full bore or no respite + manstopper
manstopper for knives
slate haven
I have chosen a liaison
gloomy badge
no respite + full bore is pretty generalist between vet and zealot
slate haven
He has not responded
ornate bone
He has not responded
figures
gloomy badge
can't go wrong with it
rotund shoal
manstopper for knives
for tknives? why?
rocky nacelle
@spare talon
south grove
no respite + full bore or no respite + manstopper
it seems I have the right blessing for the wrong gun then 😭
spare talon
<@142046391504601088>
rotund shoal
i thought blessings no longer apply to tknifes
ornate bone
SEND THE FUCKING IMAGE RAAAAAAAH
they obviously cannot send the image because there is none to send
it appears your lies and treason have been outed
spare talon
i thought blessings no longer apply to tknifes
that never changed
slate haven
PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE
ornate bone
prepare to be summarily executed
gloomy badge
you could also do no respite + deathspitter
gloomy badge
no respite is where a lot of the damage is coming from
slate haven
How much to post the image
ornate bone
500k plasteel
south grove
alr I'll work on that one
slate haven
500k plasteel
100k
south grove
what about this one
gloomy badge
what about this one
pretty good but both barrels makes reload speed blessing redundant
when itemization comes i'd put unyielding on it
south grove
yea that was mb
spare talon
what about this one
unfortunately its not easy to make use of fullbore on the double barrel cuz of its spread
south grove
unfortunately its not easy to make use of fullbore on the double barrel cuz of i...
I usually pull it out in front of crushers
idk tho
grizzled aspen
https://tenor.com/view/mvc3-umvc3-vergil-deadpool-swag-vergil-swag-gif-27439071
Why is Vergil so with the shits?
spare talon
i mean its not bad cuz it can send them on their ass, but thats about all i can think to use it for against them
gloomy badge
unfortunately its not easy to make use of fullbore on the double barrel cuz of i...
deathspitter or man stopper is better yeah?
spare talon
or scattershot
gloomy badge
full bore isn't horrible but you do have a point with the spread
south grove
why does my blessings never connect on the right gun 😭
south grove
wait is hacker shotgun using the same blessing pool as the other ones
gloomy badge
i think so
grizzled aspen
No,.
spare talon
why does my blessings never connect on the right gun 😭
my guy you literally have a god knife
grizzled aspen
The double barrel is its own "family" of weapon type.
grizzled aspen
With that in mind, Fatshark, release an over-under double barrel that shoots only slugs.
I require a slug olympia.
south grove
my guy you literally have a god knife
I've had better luck on melee than ranged
idk why
grizzled aspen
BOS-G type shit.
rotund shoal
With that in mind, Fatshark, release an over-under double barrel that shoots onl...
confirmed frog
grizzled aspen
Wait, fr?
rotund shoal
you want fatshark to shoot slugs into your mouth
south grove
I will pay $9.00 USD for someone to post an image for me
why can't you post images in the first place
idk
rotund shoal
why can't you post images in the first place
he said gamer words
slate haven
Tintin my dear boy
rotund shoal
now hes restricted
ornate bone
Must be nice
slate haven
I’m being systematically oppressed.
grizzled aspen
you want fatshark to shoot slugs into your mouth
slate haven
My current liaison has my works yet will not share them
south grove
he said gamer words
oh
ornate bone
I’m being systematically oppressed.
imagine being forsaken by the God Emperor
ornate bone
skill issue lmao
grizzled aspen
You reap what you sow.
slate haven
John on team Shadow and not team Nade
rotund shoal
John spreading rumors
im messy like that
ornate bone
see? the new guy gets it
grizzled aspen
John on team Shadow and not team Nade
Are the people on "team Nade" in the room with us right now?
slate haven
One day you will see, you will ALL see, that I am the Luther of my times a man in search of freedom, freedom of the holy works
ornate bone
He is NOT Lex Luther
grizzled aspen
Inb4 Nade drops a gamer word and gets banned.
grizzled aspen
He is NOT Lex Luther
*Luthor and he is referring to Martin Luther, not Lex Luthor, you cretin.
Yknow, Martin Luther, of the Lutherans...
ornate bone
*Luthor and he is referring to Martin Luther, not Lex Luthor, you cretin.
nah he was referring to lex luther