zealot-class

[rotund shoal]

arch knife zealot reaches enlightenment

[stone fern]

i use rashad bolter yes

[ornate bone]

how do you use dclaw and die????

[rocky nacelle]

natural selection at its finest

[ornate bone]

what

it has parry

[slate haven]

I wanna try the Devilsclaw if only THE ALL KNOWER would tell me what blessings to use

[ornate bone]

how do you die with parry

[paper harness]

Because knife dodge distance

[rocky nacelle]

dorn

[paper harness]

Shred rampage

[rocky nacelle]

you should cold turkey nade

[ornate bone]

just mash mouse 5

its that easy

[slate haven]

Ty huge

[rocky nacelle]

let him think by himself for once

[ornate bone]

you cannot die

[rocky nacelle]

maybe he'll get better

[slate haven]

Impossible

[rotund shoal]

but but but crushers

[stone fern]

just play what you like

[rocky nacelle]

i know you're stupid

[rotund shoal]

how could i possibly counter those

[rocky nacelle]

but even stupid people can think for themselves

[slate haven]

Nah I’m just stupid and dependent

[rocky nacelle]

sucks to suck

[slate haven]

[ornate bone]

holy fucking shit is that a crus- oh wait the vet just one shotted it

[paper harness]

I can’t parry crushers on anything other than eu ping

[rocky nacelle]

carried

[stone fern]

nah US servers suck

[paper harness]

.200 ms windo

[ornate bone]

just let your teammates deal with crushers

simple as

[rocky nacelle]

shroudfield dclaw

the crushers belong to my team now

[paper harness]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[stone fern]

its actually disgusting how bad US servers are

[ornate bone]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1046913589614747719/1166851827900350575/bloodknife.gif?ex=654bfe72&is=65398972&hm=a29c6925d49ddb17e8259b3a13969f39435a19f50424ed7168ca805ed587c8f2&

you probably use this

[gloomy badge]

Kino gif

[rotund shoal]

uncanny is actually a bad blessing

you need to stack it

bleed is much more consistent

[ornate bone]

if your teammates cannot deal with crushers they are good meatshields still

[slate haven]

U ready to start?

[paper harness]

I’m smoking

[slate haven]

Gotcha

Based

[rocky nacelle]

man in a hurry for that money

smoking isnt based

(if its cigs)

[ornate bone]

use fire grenades for a source of constant dps on crushers

[paper harness]

Right now it is

[slate haven]

Oh

[paper harness]

Tomorrow not

[rocky nacelle]

no dorn just cause you're eu doesnt make cigarettes cooler

[stone fern]

it does

[slate haven]

I knew that MF was British

[gloomy badge]

Smoking cigarettes is only based if they're filterless camels

[rotund shoal]

i take field improvisation so i can tank crushers actually

[ornate bone]

he newed

[paper harness]

I’m here out of obligation

You think I would chose to be in England?

[slate haven]

I newed

[paper harness]

[stone fern]

dude

[rocky nacelle]

no

[stone fern]

i love evos

[rocky nacelle]

not at all

[ornate bone]

erm ackshually you should be blocking crusher overheads (with your healthbar, not your weapon)

[slate haven]

It all adds up

[stone fern]

best thing to come out of the UK

[slate haven]

British +knife

= insane

[ornate bone]

= british

british people

[slate haven]

Londoner

[rotund shoal]

bri ish

[paper harness]

Leave my strike team

[gloomy badge]

So glad I've only been in England for a layover

[ornate bone]

https://tenor.com/view/london-gif-19304239

[median steeple]

They banned katanas in the UK

It's so over

[ornate bone]

were so back

fuck katanas

katana mid

[slate haven]

The weebs must suffer

[gloomy badge]

Ninjacels stay losing

[slate haven]

Katana mid longsword stay winning

[ornate bone]

we shall return to greatsword

[slate haven]

Claymore supremacy

[median steeple]

Welcome back Meji restoration

[stone fern]

claymores suck

[slate haven]

Breh

[stone fern]

long sword better

[paper harness]

I had a 16 hour argument about katanas v short swords

[median steeple]

Halberds sweep

[slate haven]

I believe in spear supremacy

[ornate bone]

you like to stagger your teammates, don't you?

[paper harness]

The objectively correct answer

[slate haven]

Maces tho

[ornate bone]

being fr though, long bow solos any weapon

[slate haven]

Clobber em

[stone fern]

katanas are broke people weapons they were only made because japan doesnt have as much access to high carbon steel

[gloomy badge]

It is so hard convincing people that every weapon ever made in Japan is dogshit compared to the stamped sheet metal you can buy at home depot

[paper harness]

Get off thy horse

[ornate bone]

like you vs. long bow 300 meters away

and the long bow guy is on a horse too

so you can't just get them

[rotund shoal]

icbm solos

[slate haven]

The lack of high carbon steel is showing

[gloomy badge]

They had to make do

[ornate bone]

nah horse actually blocks

[rotund shoal]

ICBM is overhead

[paper harness]

Some, extremely rare swords, are of high quality

[slate haven]

Billhook nodiffs a horse

[rotund shoal]

horse doesnt have enough health without field improvisation

[ornate bone]

long bow user jumps off horse midair and 360 no scopes you

[gloomy badge]

For sure, there existed some smiths who made Mastercraft blades

[slate haven]

The billhook the original Swiss Army knife

[ornate bone]

they just deboost

[paper harness]

And they can’t be used because they’d break

Lmao

[ornate bone]

really that simple

[gloomy badge]

But the problem is lack of quality and purity

Not to mention

[stone fern]

they did the best they could

[gloomy badge]

Every Japanese weapon is extremely specialized

[stone fern]

with the materials they had

[paper harness]

For fighting dudes wearing leather

[gloomy badge]

Leather if they are lucky

[rotund shoal]

mace and plate armor >>> swords

[gloomy badge]

Wood armor was prevalent too

[rotund shoal]

rock attached to stick. cant lose

[ornate bone]

I never got why they didn't make weapons out of lead, like are they stupid? lead does extra DoT damage, they know that right???

[gloomy badge]

strike the wooden helmet of my opponent

[paper harness]

Japan only dominated in that era by having a lot more men

[gloomy badge]

my sword inmediatley shatters

[slate haven]

Japan dominated their local area

[ornate bone]

swords are kinda mid all around unless you have like a big sword

[paper harness]

It depends tm

[ornate bone]

just the standard basic sword is mid though

[rotund shoal]

big sword is just mace with mustache

[gloomy badge]

A shorter blade is better if both combatants are armored

[paper harness]

Great for stabbing some dude

[gloomy badge]

Half-swording is commonly recommended in European manuscripts

[slate haven]

Dude blunt weapons are better than blades in almost every circumstance

[ornate bone]

yeah short blade is nice, but you don't want like a medium sized blade

[paper harness]

That is categorically false

[gloomy badge]

Yes

[ornate bone]

you either want big sword or small sword

[gloomy badge]

If armored

But here's the thing

Armor was expensive

[slate haven]

Armor gone

Chainmail kinda gone

[gloomy badge]

Imagine wearing whatever your car costed

[ornate bone]

blunt weapons when their opponent just stabs them and they bleed out on the ground (blunt weapons are supposed to be better in every way)

[slate haven]

Flesh blunt force trauma’d

[gloomy badge]

So if you're wearing armor

Murder stroke or half swording or grappling is the way

If not

[paper harness]

The polearm was the superior weapon to deal with armour

Because it gets them off the horse

[slate haven]

That’s just not true

[ornate bone]

tbh just use a bow

never get in melee range

[slate haven]

It gets them off the horse

[gloomy badge]

I didnt think I'd be talking HEMA in zealot chat

[ornate bone]

because then you are risking your own life

[lusty oar]

kid named thermonuclear device

[gloomy badge]

But im happy its happening

[slate haven]

I’d like to see your longbow get through a full plate cuirass

[rotund shoal]

polearms are just good against cavalry in general

[spare talon]

Are we talking about a game or just flat out medival weapon combat

[gloomy badge]

I mention hema to my girlfriend and get hit with the fluoride stare

[slate haven]

IRL

[rotund shoal]

but thats not a bout armor thats about cavalry. heavy infantry isnt especially weak to polearms

[gloomy badge]

Consider what you would see on an average battlefield

[spare talon]

Erm knife would be the best cuz you could just iframe everything

[gloomy badge]

Maybe a melee between a couple hundred people, maybe a dozen of whom would be fully armored depending on the time period

[ornate bone]

arrow may not get through that plate, but it'll sure as hell cripple your horse and leave you stuck under both the weight of your full player cuirass as well as the weight of the dead horse that landed on top of you

[slate haven]

Billhook > Mace > Halberd > Spear >Warhammer > Shortsword > Longsword > rapier

[stone fern]

so tru so tru

billhook is cringe

[rotund shoal]

case in point the romans were heavy infantry by their standards and sworded a bunch of ppl to death who used light polearm infantry and skirmish chariots

[gloomy badge]

Weapons like halberds were considered peak tech at the time for how versatile they were

[stone fern]

mace has no range

[visual stream]

Fun modern day life hack: Kevlar does not protect against arrows

[ornate bone]

bows are just better in every way

[slate haven]

Mace beats your shit in

[ornate bone]

like just use a bow

so simple

[ornate bone]

mace does NOT counter a bow

[slate haven]

Mace cracks bones

Mace crack armor

Mace crack me

Mace crack you

Mace solos

[paper harness]

Try shooting an arrow at ceramic plates

[visual stream]

Just deflect it

[ornate bone]

armor piercing arrow

gg ez no re

[slate haven]

Dude there’s a reason why big heavy thing on stick works so well

[rotund shoal]

kevlar is fiber

not plates

[paper harness]

To kill with a mace, you have to get lucky

[rotund shoal]

thats different

[paper harness]

I am aware

[slate haven]

Yes, you don’t kill with it, you use a misercorde to end an opponent

You disable with it

You beat their armor in till they can’t move

And stab em through the eye slit

[paper harness]

Assuming the dude with a shield and short sword doesn’t stab you in the chest

[stone fern]

bruh were not in darktide impact does more than stagger

[gloomy badge]

This only works if you're opponent is standing still too

[slate haven]

Armor was curved to deflect blows from bladed weapons

[gloomy badge]

A lot of grappling would ensue

[slate haven]

4head

[visual stream]

Bro put on the AP ammo no fair

[copper hawk]

My new longsword

[gloomy badge]

You wouldn't slash someone in armor

[ornate bone]

yes fair, gg ez no re

[slate haven]

APHSDS

[copper hawk]

Has arrived in the mail,,

[median steeple]

god bless the crossbow

[slate haven]

HESH

[paper harness]

Dick reveal on zealot chat?

[median steeple]

Killing knights for little effort

[ornate bone]

crossbow is dog shit, takes years to reload

[slate haven]

This

[ornate bone]

try to reload a crossbow and you die of old age

[gloomy badge]

Can we pivot to armor for a sec

[ornate bone]

some rando with a bow will fire 10 arrows in the span of you firing one bolt

[gloomy badge]

The Spanish morion helmet

[slate haven]

Sallet best helmet

[gloomy badge]

Is peak

[copper hawk]

Armor Piercing High Explosive Fin Stabilized Discarding Sabot

[gloomy badge]

Also true

[copper hawk]

APHEFSDS

[gloomy badge]

Most recreated helmet design

[copper hawk]

Hate slalet

Salley

Sallet

[slate haven]

HESH soloes

[median steeple]

"crossbow is dogshit" brother you did not just say that when it changed warfare at the time

[copper hawk]

Boring and unoriginal.,,

[rotund shoal]

it changed warfare cuz it was easier to train

[slate haven]

Sallet with a coif

[copper hawk]

The german kettle

[ornate bone]

tbh the only advantage it had was being easier to use than a bow

[copper hawk]

Now there's a helmet 2 love,,

[rotund shoal]

good longbowmen >>> crossbowmen

[ornate bone]

something don't gotta be good to change warfare

[copper hawk]

Crossbow was amazing what the fuck

Less wood to manufacture

[slate haven]

It’s so sexy

So sexy

[ornate bone]

nukes aren't particularly good, if you use one literally everyone on earth dies (bad because you die), and yet they changed war

[copper hawk]

A 12th of the training needed for it to function properly and be used effectively

[spare talon]

"Do you work here?"
No ma'am I am just wearing an employee shirt of the store I'm currently in for fun, and this massive cart with 500+ pounds of product sold at this store I'm pushing around is my own personal property that I just wanted to being with me

[copper hawk]

Longbowmen take DECADES to train

[slate haven]

A nuclear bombs fallout and radiation is the aftermath

[copper hawk]

A crossbowman u can train in a week

[slate haven]

Y’all forget big boom

[median steeple]

depends

[ornate bone]

not better than bow though in terms of how good it actually is

[rotund shoal]

Yep thats the reason I gave. But when used to their full potential a longbowman is often better than crossbows

[slate haven]

Consider big boom tho

[copper hawk]

Said crossbowman can fire different kinds of crossbows whenever he so chooses

[gloomy badge]

In the grand scheme of a long contracted battle

[paper harness]

Radiation is a failure of design

[slate haven]

He gets it

[gloomy badge]

Spears have historically been peak

[slate haven]

This why bro the all knower

[copper hawk]

Whereas someone who fires a recurve bow cannot loose arrows from a longbow

[slate haven]

Very true

[gloomy badge]

They take zero training to use effectively

Any levy can be handed one and form an effective fighting unit

[paper harness]

Most newer generation warheads are extremely low fallout producing in comparison

[slate haven]

Full tang spear when

[copper hawk]

Someone who uses a 80 lbs goat's foot can fire a fucking 1500 lbs windlass operated crossbow

And by the lbs i mean draw strength

The 1500 one can puncture all kinds of armor

[ornate bone]

spear when faced with throwing spear (it is the spear but better in every way)

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/turles-gif-26348456

[gloomy badge]

The US has been mulling over low-yield tactical nukes for a while now

[copper hawk]

ALL kinds at INSANE distances

[median steeple]

the popular depiction of nukes isn't entirely accurate to how they work, fallout can be massively minimized by detonating it in the sky which is how nukes are generally used. It's how Hiroshima and Nagasaki are livable today

[paper harness]

F35s are nuclear certified

[rotund shoal]

but they cant lay down a blanket of arrows on an advancing enemy

[slate haven]

F35 solos

[rotund shoal]

they fire muuch slower

[sterile basalt]

Shame modern media of melee blade combat is mostly all about swords

[slate haven]

Actually wait no

[modern lintel]

muscular and bones of english long bowmen were often deformed because of how much theyd train and how difficult it was

[stone fern]

nukes arent even real

[copper hawk]

Yes they cab

[slate haven]

BF109 solos for the time period

[copper hawk]

Can

[ornate bone]

give like 300 guys a bow each and have 1 guy tell them where to shoot

death ensues

[rotund shoal]

Not as good as longbowmen

[copper hawk]

You can arrange anyone w a crossbow and fire them en masse at an enemy

[slate haven]

The Messerschmitt one

[copper hawk]

Wtf

[rotund shoal]

Just easier to train

[stone fern]

and american riflemen have tits

[copper hawk]

Huh ??

[rotund shoal]

bows shoot faster than crossbows

thats a fact

[slate haven]

All of them do

[rotund shoal]

i need a beer for this one sec

[copper hawk]

Crossbows at heavier weights shoot further and faster than longbows ??

[ornate bone]

https://tenor.com/view/mug-root-beer-mug-mug-root-beer-abw-gif-18660525

[rotund shoal]

The rate of fire is higher

[modern lintel]

youd know

[median steeple]

Crossbows can actually pen plate armor so like

[copper hawk]

Reload rate isnt an issue if u have pikemen ??

[paper harness]

Cross bows shoot further and hit harder

[copper hawk]

U know we advanced in war to guns and pikes right ??

We stopped using bows ??

[sterile basalt]

Longbow shoots faster and has more range but within maximum effective range they don’t have as much penetrating power

[rotund shoal]

Sure but were debating crossbows vs bows

[slate haven]

Breh the maelstorm reset 💀

Cringe

[rotund shoal]

If you want to advance we advance to machine guns

[lusty turtle]

they actually shoot the same distance

[copper hawk]

Guns are so well known for their ability to fire supah dupah fast

[stone fern]

were not doing that cringe shit

[rocky nacelle]

not when i use one to assassinate you

[rotund shoal]

Which solo both longbows and crossbows

[stone fern]

guns are mid

[lusty turtle]

bows n crossbows were roughly the same in rating, it was just terrain n weather dependant

[copper hawk]

Why wasnt it bows and pikes

[ornate bone]

me when crossbows at heavier weights shoot further and faster than crossbows at heavier weights shoot further and faster than crossbows at heavier weights shoot further and faster than crossbows at heavier weights shoot further and faster than crossbows at heavier weights shoot further and faster than crossbows at heavier weights shoot further and faster than crossbows

[gloomy badge]

I dont understand the debate between bows and crossbows when they serve different functions

[slate haven]

Bro gets it

[copper hawk]

Thinks w my big ol thinker

[gloomy badge]

They aren't 1:1

[paper harness]

https://tenor.com/view/dj-khalid-khalid-dj-mod-is-online-mod-gif-21429657

[stone fern]

not really crowsbows needed a lot less training to use

[median steeple]

the famous fast firing arquebus don't you know

[modern lintel]

https://youtu.be/ds-Ev5msyzo?si=AIa6KjC-l6Y6KNWe very informative video

[copper hawk]

Srry im 2 caffeinated

[ornate bone]

but long bows were just better in every other way

[copper hawk]

I love running

[sterile basalt]

The main upside of crossbow was that it had better Armor penetration within effective range (which is around like 100m iirc)

[paper harness]

You could give the average dipshit a crossbow and his brother a pike and you’d be in luck

[sterile basalt]

And it’s also easier to train crossbowmen

[copper hawk]

Mm running i love sprinting i love traveling long distances on foot in a short time

[sterile basalt]

They’re different uses tactically

[lusty turtle]

they do yes, but that also means far less trained soldiers, its give n take

[paper harness]

0400 fun run

[copper hawk]

Keep urself safe dorn

[gloomy badge]

This is legit how borders have been established

[modern lintel]

the main upside imo was the fact it required not nearly as much training to field as a bowman

[median steeple]

They could just do what longbows did with less training, fire rate is what the bow beats it on

[stone fern]

just put more of them lmao

[slate haven]

Everyone thirsting over bladed weapons as if blunt weapons haven’t been soloing since the beginning of time bc they look cooler

[stone fern]

its that easy and i am now the king of england

[gloomy badge]

The less skill and training a weapon requires the better because you can put them in as many hands as possible

[copper hawk]

Less training

[median steeple]

Crossbows fundamentally changed warfare until guns got more mainstream

[paper harness]

[copper hawk]

It takes decades to train longbowmen

[sterile basalt]

Longbow is better for sustained firing over a longer attrition battle

Crossbow due to slow firerate is generally used at the start of a battle to burst down enemies with superior armor penetration (within effective range)

[ornate bone]

and thus the guardsmen were created (imperium of mankind fr)

[copper hawk]

Less training is the BIGGEST plus

[paper harness]

I got stuck doing one once

[rotund shoal]

but then theres less people at home who are making food and running supply lines. one person doing the work of several is a good thing

[copper hawk]

People forget firing a longbow is exhausting

[ornate bone]

just cycle your bow guys

[copper hawk]

Over a "long period of time" is twenty arrows

[stone fern]

fingy horty

[ornate bone]

1 on 1 off

[slate haven]

I’m gonna go boot up a mission

[copper hawk]

125 lbs of a warbow is exhausting to fire

[sterile basalt]

It’s not really 1:1 fair game between longbow & crossbow when they’re generally used for different tactics

[stone fern]

i need an energy drink before i can shoot more people 😭

[gloomy badge]

Almost every bowman skeleton found has extreme bone deformity

[paper harness]

On board the Ford

[median steeple]

also there is tools to reload crossbows at the time they weren't just cranking that shit with bare hands

[sterile basalt]

This too

[rotund shoal]

[copper hawk]

Y u gotta start em young

Any kid seen kickin a ball and not at the butts on sunday

Is gettin a paddlin..

[copper hawk]

(Real law)

[modern lintel]

crossbowmen would often work in teams of 2-4

[rocky nacelle]

@spare talon https://fxtwitter.com/junebugparadise/status/1834056927166562697

[copper hawk]

(Football was banned so children would be at the archery butts)

[paper harness]

You haven’t earned the privilege to question a zealot council member

[copper hawk]

[On sunday]

[slate haven]

I am the senate

[rocky nacelle]

you are ass

malice boy

[gloomy badge]

Star wars.............

[ornate bone]

buddy, I hate to break it to you, but you don't even play auric

[copper hawk]

Shtaw worz..

[rocky nacelle]

soy wars.............

[modern lintel]

not malice

[copper hawk]

Mm soy

I love sooy..,

[rocky nacelle]

cica

[slate haven]

I do tho 😢

[rocky nacelle]

eat something real for once

[ornate bone]

soy is yummers

[rocky nacelle]

i beg

[gloomy badge]

Im ngl

[ornate bone]

eat soy

my diet consists of soy and magnesium

[gloomy badge]

If someone ever tells you that they think star wars is cinema kino

You should never let them watch a movie ever again

[ornate bone]

I am a magnesium based lifeform

[lusty turtle]

ye from the muscle that builds, it twists the bone to make space

[paper harness]

Best them to death

[modern lintel]

feed cica pinecone as penance

[rocky nacelle]

i can only eat uranium

[copper hawk]

Empire Strikes Back

Peak

Peakiest peak to ever peak

I loooove redlettermedia

[stone fern]

I loved the prequals

[copper hawk]

I hate u.

[sterile basalt]

Rogue one and andor are pretty good

[paper harness]

Clad is a smyker

[copper hawk]

Mid One.,,

[stone fern]

its tru

[copper hawk]

Andor was peak though

[stone fern]

im smyking rn

[rotund shoal]

I think you mean

[rocky nacelle]

SOY WARS MENTION? ERM REDDIT UPVOTE GOLD MY FRIEND

[stone fern]

im smyking while shitposting

[rotund shoal]

BATTER TO DEATH THEM!!

[median steeple]

Im sorry cica but I must kill you now

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/nodding-soyjak-pissluffare-soy-gif-25061889

[stone fern]

while also eating soy

[ornate bone]

I just downvoted your comment.

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[copper hawk]

The prequels suck

HATE them,

[paper harness]

kino

[stone fern]

me ^

[median steeple]

rogue one gave us this peak of a trooper type

[gloomy badge]

Surgical.......

[modern lintel]

what country should i play in warthunder today

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-death-troopers-galactic-empire-rogue-one-troopers-gif-18864137

[ornate bone]

I am administering one (1) downvote to your comment.

This is your fault.

If you had not disagreed with me in your comment, I would not have had to administer one (1) downvote to your comment.

Regrettably, however, you have decided to disagree with me in your comment, and as such, following the etiquette of Reddit.com (Reddiquette, as my fellow Redditors and I call it), I have been forced to administer one (1) downvote to your comment.

I understand if you are a new user on Reddit.com, but we all have to learn the Reddiquette at some point, and it seems today is your day to learn.

Let it be known, however, that you can also administer one (1) downvote to any comment of your choosing. Personally, I would use this one (1) downvote on someone who is reposting a meme, as that is a well known violation of Reddiquette.

[paper harness]

missing blessing

[stone fern]

melk finally did something

[ornate bone]

melk does not do anything

melk is not even real

[stone fern]

i only got t2s

[ornate bone]

melk is a lie

[stone fern]

im not gonna spend melkbucks on a t2

[copper hawk]

Yes i love that they got us new keys to jingle in front of us

Oooh i love batting at the shoretrooper keeys

At st at st

I remember that !

[gloomy badge]

Take the bolt pistol pill dorn

[copper hawk]

I clapped when i saw it .

[ornate bone]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJNK4VKeoBM is this good enough for you?

[rotund shoal]

ew disney star wars

[paper harness]

How many grams of caffeine have you consumed

[gloomy badge]

The weapon is so terrible I love it

[copper hawk]

I may

[lusty oar]

WOOOOAHH

[rotund shoal]

batter to death them

[slate haven]

Should I go for agri or Indignatus Smaul?

[copper hawk]

Have also taken a few puffs

Of my friend's banana taffy vape

I am vry sensitive to caffeine

[ornate bone]

mmm keys

[copper hawk]

I am off the walls rn

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/cry-baby-gif-3114624433586884898

[sterile basalt]

Indignatus

[rocky nacelle]

cica consumes nicotine

dies

[copper hawk]

Lmfao

[slate haven]

Flanged mace my beloved

[median steeple]

cica has no joy in his life

[rotund shoal]

agni

[copper hawk]

I dont rlly use nicotine

Like at all

[paper harness]

My record was 200 darts in one day

[copper hawk]

It makes me sick and anxious

[slate haven]

All knower weigh in on this

[paper harness]

[rocky nacelle]

not a real DoD member

if you dont abuse nicotine or caffeine

just the way it is

(or you're a borderline alcoholic)

[modern lintel]

then its working

[ornate bone]

if you gonna do any type of drug, do magnesium

[paper harness]

finals week was rough

[slate haven]

He didn’t weigh in on it

😢

[ornate bone]

Department of Defense so real

[paper harness]

I like both, numbers is right

[rocky nacelle]

if you work for DoD you're either addicted to caffeine/nicotine/ or almost a raging alcoholic (or are )

[rotund shoal]

the only time I regret not being born American is when I think of the career I could have had building weapons for the US

[paper harness]

[rotund shoal]

i wouldve built the most beautiful bombs and space kinetic weapons

[ornate bone]

don't worry, as an American, this place fucking sucks

America is dog shit

[rotund shoal]

railguns

[paper harness]

I work for a major defence company

[ornate bone]

DoD? They only lose track of stuff

[modern lintel]

my vape flavor rn is miami mint and it is too 5 worst vapes iv ever bought

[gloomy badge]

I fucking wish I took engineering instead of cyber security as my major

[sterile basalt]

Indignatus being able to loop H2 > H3 has higher single target dps than Agni, but they’re not that much different in performance besides that

[ornate bone]

DoD doesn't do anything

[gloomy badge]

I could be rolling in Lockhead Martin money right now

Instead I'm tickling the NSA's balls trying to get clearance

[paper harness]

Trust me

No

[rotund shoal]

post manual to warthunder forum if u not scared

[ornate bone]

if you took cyber security why not just break into a bank or something

simple really

[paper harness]

20 years in federal prison

[fleet zealot]

because you just made yourself a mile long paper trail by going to cyber security

[gloomy badge]

It really is easier than you think

[ornate bone]

who tf cares? just go to like tahiti or something, I hear they have mangoes

[fleet zealot]

wardancer

[gloomy badge]

If you had asked me 5 years ago if I saw myself becoming a fed or fed adjacent

I'd probably have shot you

But here we are....m

[paper harness]

A friend of mine does some uhh pickups for companies when this happens

[ornate bone]

makes sense, I hate the feds

[modern lintel]

theire a lot of general dynamics jobs near me rn

[paper harness]

If you go defense do it now

[copper hawk]

I had one (1) zynn before

And i almost frew up

[gloomy badge]

Huge opportunities in dod right now

[copper hawk]

[ornate bone]

I have had zero (0) zynn before, so I'm not qualified to talk on this

[paper harness]

Stock maturing just in time for you to retire before a certain county in asia has something happen

[modern lintel]

noobling cant keep down nicotine

[copper hawk]

Nipe

Not 4 me

I looooove love love monster though

Yummers

Sleeeooorp

[modern lintel]

prefer redbull

[ornate bone]

why is everyone here addicted to some sort of substance?

[copper hawk]

Fail

[ornate bone]

is it a zealot chat thing

[copper hawk]

Epic fail

[paper harness]

If you said you were 11b I would doubt it

[copper hawk]

Im a 31B

And an NCO

[paper harness]

I know

[copper hawk]

I should be zynning every milisecond

[modern lintel]

non commissioned noob

[ornate bone]

ok wait I haven't done drugs before, does this make me a noob?

[gloomy badge]

What branch?

[ornate bone]

I don't even drink coffee

[rotund shoal]

no thats goated

dont know how u do it

[paper harness]

MOS with 2 numbers and a letter

Army

[copper hawk]

Army

[modern lintel]

i dont fw coffee at all

[gloomy badge]

Good to know, my father was in the army but I never picked up on that

[ornate bone]

tbh water is objectively the best drink

water is so so good

[modern lintel]

tea gang

[rotund shoal]

this is the shit i lie to myself when i want a beer

[gloomy badge]

I drink 4 liters of water a day

[ornate bone]

lie? you don't even gotta lie, a cold glass of water is the best

[copper hawk]

Im also addicted

Also also also

[modern lintel]

big fan of pine and green tea

[copper hawk]

To

Carbonated water..

I loooove my sodastream..

[modern lintel]

icky

[rotund shoal]

big piss

[paper harness]

'

[copper hawk]

Ur epic fail

[paper harness]

Bros....

[copper hawk]

HAYMALER

MAKER

[spare talon]

I don't think anything pisses me off more than being called over to do someone else's job for a while because "they wanna take a walk outside" when their job is standing at the register, whereas the job I'm having to put a hold on is one that I am being held to an impossible schedule on that was made up by people in fantasy land

[copper hawk]

LMFAO

[ornate bone]

what is even the point of carbonated water? it's just bubbly water, and it ruins the taste

[gloomy badge]

Haymaker........

[fleet zealot]

haymaker mk3

poggers

it's not even haymaker 6

the one with cleaving heavies

[modern lintel]

so true qnd real

[copper hawk]

It's bubbly and IMPROVES the taste

I love the acidity and unique flavor the carbonation givez it..

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/why-would-you-post-that-really-bro-why-gif-3640105886807850130

[ornate bone]

wrong, water already has minerals in it that make it very tasty

[copper hawk]

Funny water..

[fleet zealot]

bubbles trick my brain into thinking i am drinking soda

without drinking soda

[copper hawk]

U can squeeze lime into it

Or lemon

[gloomy badge]

It scratches that itch when you crave a soda but don't want eight gorillion grams of corn syrup

[ornate bone]

carbonated water makes the water taste bad because it ruins the minerals

[copper hawk]

And it's yummers +

[ornate bone]

I also hate soda

[copper hawk]

I dont rlly like soda

[ornate bone]

soda is the worst

[copper hawk]

I like carbonated stuff though

[modern lintel]

were going off the rails w lime water now

[gloomy badge]

Only soda I enjoy is Mexican coke

[fleet zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/soda-gif-8026056502744469335

i love soda

[rotund shoal]

do you really do no substances

[gloomy badge]

Which i have like once every few months

[rotund shoal]

do you drink alcohol?

[copper hawk]

No

He is pure

[ornate bone]

the only things I drink are water and the occasional lemonade

[rotund shoal]

Holy

[spare talon]

Had someone in a game with a godroll mk3 that they put both lacerate and hay maker on, amazing pase perks
They also justified it with hay maker for maulers and "bleed is always good for horde clear"

[copper hawk]

He comes to flex on us heathens

[gloomy badge]

I try to be careful with what I consume especially because I already struggle to hit my macros

[copper hawk]

With his purity

[ornate bone]

I am blessed by the God Emperor

[copper hawk]

He's from the 1850s actually

[modern lintel]

theirs used to be a soda called surge had like 70g of suger in it woulf have teen me wired

[copper hawk]

He's a temperance advocate

[rotund shoal]

Thats proper counterculture

[copper hawk]

He doesn't have sex and is John Kellogg's number 1 apostle

[rotund shoal]

Everyone does drugs nowadays so not doing them is legit like

rebel shit

[copper hawk]

He works at the Battle Creek Sanitorium

[ornate bone]

prohibition was in the 1920s

[copper hawk]

The prohibition movement started in the early 19th century

[gloomy badge]

My girlfriend and I have been going to mass more regularly

On days I can resist the urge to run over a prostitute I go to the national shrine in DC

[copper hawk]

John Kellogg wrote a book about it

As many others did

The history behind it is nuts

[rotund shoal]

the cereal mofo

[modern lintel]

kellog was a waffler

[copper hawk]

Yes

And his brother

[sour oxide]

I guess I didn’t have any talents assigned for a while lol

[copper hawk]

And his father

[median steeple]

John Kellogg mentioned what the fuck is a healthy relationship with you body

[copper hawk]

He was a vegetarian too

[ornate bone]

I literally only know kellogg from West of Loathing

[copper hawk]

A founder of the vegetarian movement

They are responsible for why men have a certain operation when they are young for no other reason thay generational propaganda peddles by Kellogg and early 19th century vegetarians and temperance people

Highly recommend the Knowing Better video on it

It's like everything that is now was began in the 1800s and it's just been us running downhill from there

[sour oxide]

Zealots eat meat tho. Psyker meat

[ornate bone]

whar

[copper hawk]

I had this silly thought when I learned the first semi automatic shotgun was made in the 19th century

[rotund shoal]

they should make an operation to give u guys your hood back

[rocky nacelle]

just ate 2 home made burgers

very true kindred

[copper hawk]

And gun technology really picked up in the 19th century and went on from there

[median steeple]

A Grinch stole your inch

[copper hawk]

All the foundational conceptz were from then..

[sour oxide]

#lookitup in the lore

[median steeple]

Remember Napoleon could've had cartridge fire arms

Too expensive and new back then

[ornate bone]

guns are kinda mid

melee is just better

[sour oxide]

But you had to be this tall to gun?

[copper hawk]

Can we kill this guy please

[ornate bone]

yeah sure

[copper hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/nba-gif-15687325833433865178

[ornate bone]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kill-cat-kill-gif-20949162

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/how-it-feels-to-kill-people-brutally-murder-people-with-hatchets-and-whatnot-kill-people-kill-gif-2596525432085039944

[ornate bone]

ok you dead

[ornate bone]

what does that say below kill people

it says "fuck" under the word kill

what does it say under people

why is chat dead

[stone fern]

were playing the game

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/waterelon-watermelon-death-how-death-feels-like-dies-gif-26248184

[ornate bone]

zealot chat playing the game? no way

[visual stream]

I lost The Game

[stone fern]

im not zealot chat im a psyer spy meant to gaslight everyone here into not being racist to psykers

[copper hawk]

Synthetic longsword from socal longswords.., blahaj 4 scale.,,

[ornate bone]

I suppose its safe to tell you then that I'm a smyker

[stone fern]

i randomly joined a friend after name changing to be his stealth guardian :3

[median steeple]

I'm gonna plug your nose

With batteries

[stone fern]

im way bigger than that

[ornate bone]

I am a smyker plant

[stone fern]

DIE

psyker only has one blitz and its BB

[ornate bone]

https://tenor.com/view/armored-core-6-armored-core-who-asked-meme-armored-core-who-asked-gif-15269597470309776771

[fleet zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/blahaj-gif-27048745

[copper hawk]

U r NOT blahaj

[stone fern]

no one I told

[copper hawk]

Ur a hateful being and I would NOT cuddle w u..

[stone fern]

i am a fatshark

[copper hawk]

Soyker..

[ornate bone]

https://tenor.com/view/armored-core-stfu-ac6-armored-core-6-gif-8231079802908933817

[stone fern]

Good

[median steeple]

Go my rippers

[stone fern]

no mere mortal can wrap their arms around my fat exterior

[ornate bone]

https://tenor.com/view/martsio-noita-noitagame-noita-game-as-if-you-could-handle-even-a-fraction-of-my-power-gif-3086316208188188134

[rocky nacelle]

femboy bodypillows

[rocky nacelle]

why zeus post

[pale spindle]

It's always a good time to Zeus post 😔👌

Plus I'm a Yamato Stan

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/zeus-one-piece-zeus-one-piece-cloud-big-mom-gif-567245139098903384

[fleet zealot]

holy shit

maximum the hormone did a collab with ano to do a new version of chu chu lovely because of how impactful chainsaw man anime and manga has been to their popularity

i have the link but it's a drive link

https://drive.google.com/file/d/10ctgk21e21Ff79c321wRibiyb5W5Lynm/view

warning loud music

[spare talon]

Assail*

[stone fern]

WRONG

[ornate bone]

Smite*

fuck you, I am the Emperor Palpatine

[spare talon]

Bb doesn't allow me to take MM so assail is the only correct option

[hard nexus]

the triality of man

[hard nexus]

the worst of blitz's is the only one that lets you take psykenetic aura and MM

hate

[ornate bone]

Wrong, only smite is right

[fleet zealot]

i swapped to smite to see if i was missing anything from playing assail

and it bored the fuck out of me

i get to use void staff so more with assail

[ornate bone]

smite is the anti dog horde tool

saves your team

[hard nexus]

not really lol

[ornate bone]

also kills hordes

just kills a regular horde

[fleet zealot]

i mean so does DD assail

[hard nexus]

yeah

or melee

[fleet zealot]

it won't kill infinite horde like smite

[ornate bone]

but assail is boring and not lightning

[hard nexus]

or void

[fleet zealot]

LOL what

[hard nexus]

or trauma

or shriek

[ornate bone]

why would you run into a horde with melee as psyker

[fleet zealot]

how is assail the boring one out of "hold channel" at least there is blow yourself up risk with assail

[fleet zealot]

illisi

[hard nexus]

holding down m2 and then m1 for 30 seconds to kill a horde is not very exhilarating gameplay

[ornate bone]

assail is not cool lightning

[fleet zealot]

8 seconds now cause fatshart keeps buffing it)

[ornate bone]

boring

[hard nexus]

illisi, chainsword, rashad, shock maul

[hard nexus]

thats with EP though right

[slate haven]

Yo what’s the breakpoint for zarona to 1-shot a crusher

[ornate bone]

yeah but why do that over shooting lightning from your hands

[slate haven]

I have 80 pen 80 dmg Crit dmg 20% carapace

And hc

[fleet zealot]

yea and if anyone goes smite without EP they deserver a paddlin

[hard nexus]

high pen, high crit bonus, surgical, handcannon,

[fleet zealot]

play veteran

[hard nexus]

also that

i dont know if u can reach it on psyker

maybe with DD

and SG

[ornate bone]

-# don't actually play veteran

[pale spindle]

Play Psyker instead

[rocky nacelle]

CHU CHU

peak

[fleet zealot]

it's such a banger to my eardrums

[rocky nacelle]

darktiding music

unironically

[slate haven]

Also

[fleet zealot]

def slaanesh tier music

[hard nexus]

vet is soooo boring

[slate haven]

What tac axe should I build

[fleet zealot]

(if you know what the lyrics are about)

[hard nexus]

mk2 is the most commonly seen as the best

[fleet zealot]

rashad combat axe /j

[hard nexus]

but i alsom dont use it

so

idk

[pale spindle]

Tac axe is actually decent on Zealot now

[silver granite]

Wow you all are still up

[fleet zealot]

spam lights

get carpal tunnel

still do worse than knife

yea cause it's only 7pm

[hard nexus]

yeah it’s only 9pm

[hard nexus]

wrong timezone

[pale spindle]

https://darktide.gameslantern.com/builds/9c1145ac-bd8c-46ae-965c-4aa85ce1ebb4/carpal-tunnel-zealot?utm_medium=website&utm_source=gameslantern&utm_campaign=share_button

[hard nexus]

mountain time

looooser

[silver granite]

For me it's 6:30 AM right now

[fleet zealot]

your face is the wrong timezeon

[hard nexus]

mk2 laspistol

atrox

that’s real carpal tunnel

[fleet zealot]

no martyrdom for max attack speed

[ornate bone]

https://tenor.com/view/martsio-noita-noitagame-noita-game-fucking-idiot-gif-17464063163481746473

[fleet zealot]

are you even trying?

[silver granite]

How's the Lus AutoPistol?

[hard nexus]

the what

[pale spindle]

Nah I use auto mod

[hard nexus]

ok

well

[rocky nacelle]

it 8pm

[hard nexus]

i wasnt talking to u

and it was in reference to the meme

so

sry

that sounded mean

lmfao

oops !

[pale spindle]

Isn't everything worse than the knife 😔

[ornate bone]

you've got it backwards, the knife is worse than everything

[pale spindle]

🤯

[modern lintel]

real true and based timezone

[pale spindle]

Yeah, but can the knife stop a mutant?

[rocky nacelle]

[pale spindle]

Didn't think so 🚶🏻

[rocky nacelle]

i 1 shot muties from the front

so yes

(ask unepic)

[hard nexus]

please nerf knife

[rocky nacelle]

or anyone else ive played with

[hard nexus]

please

[pale spindle]

No we don't need to kill the

[hard nexus]

it’s so stupid

[modern lintel]

(true)

[rocky nacelle]

abhor the mutant

destroy the mutant

[pale spindle]

Just want to pet the mutant

[hard nexus]

roundhouse kick a mutant

[rocky nacelle]

4 bulwarks + bad room positioning vs kid named mk3 combat knife

[rotund shoal]

I might be wrong but I think u need 8 FT stacks + exe stance to one shot a crusher with zarona

[hard nexus]

that was so dumb

[rocky nacelle]

dont blame me

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[modern lintel]

somehow watched para win against 4 bulwarks and a bunch of other random shit in like a 4by4 room earlier

[hard nexus]

FT?

[rotund shoal]

focus target

[hard nexus]

flesh tearer stacks??

oh

lol

[hard nexus]

no, you don’t need that

[rotund shoal]

how do you do it

[hard nexus]

i think @gritty flume has clips of it

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/homeless-nah-id-win-gif-11399565856913576326

me

[rotund shoal]

im interested cuz i cant find how to reach 3600 dmg

without FT

[modern lintel]

dont use the 8 stacks node for focus either

with how often you want to be using focus you dont actually hit 8 often enough

[hard nexus]

you need the +elites node, +damage to ogryns

weakspot damage

[rotund shoal]

I have both, plus deadshot, im reaching 2.1k dmg

[pale spindle]

Ngl let me show yall the true reason you take tac axe: https://darktide.gameslantern.com/builds/9ca461da-16ee-4c89-b61c-1e54ec2fd5e2/book-is-trash-stop-fcking-using-it?utm_medium=website&utm_source=gameslantern&utm_campaign=share_button

[rotund shoal]

on crit weakspot

with rending bless

omg im so sstupid

the zarona i have doesnt have carapace

but still wont reach 3600? let me try

[modern lintel]

the only build i use focus w is bolt pistol cause it needs all thr juice it can get

[pale spindle]

Tac axe spam lights to get crit CDR procs = 🧠

Never do damage

[rotund shoal]

I thought so too but some guy made a good point that with the other node u can get +12% dmg with high uptime

still not 100% convinced but it does make sense

[hard nexus]

12% damage isn’t really that much

[rotund shoal]

k with 25% carapace 2.6k

[shy river]

can a zealot ever go too far

[paper harness]

Based

[ornate bone]

BLOOD FOR THE EMPEROR, SKULLS FOR THE GOLDEN THRONE!

[modern lintel]

the only side node id say you p much always want is the is the redirect fire @rotund shoal

[rotund shoal]

yes thats what i always pick since theres other good nodes

im open to change tho

how tf do u reach 3600dmg to carapace without focus target or exe stance tho??

it confuses me

I have every dmg node

[modern lintel]

the toughness stam one is alright but i wouldnt do it unless thats your only option for stam and tough regen

prob rending

[paper harness]

Post revolver and build

[rotund shoal]

max dmg%, only 70% crit bonus tho, max rending

[fleet zealot]

yes, with death

[paper harness]

Stealth can’t iirc hit the breakpoint

[rotund shoal]

(ignore random build im just picking damage nodes)

[paper harness]

Missing the power on ability use

[fleet zealot]

you don't have the activate ability nodes

[rotund shoal]

i meant without buffs

I thought it was possible

with buffs i can do it

[paper harness]

It can’t be done without buffs

Unless it’s a god roll with carapace elite iirc

[hard nexus]

you can reach it very easily with exe stance

[hard nexus]

ah

[rotund shoal]

yep i said that above. either exe stance or FT and the red nodes work

someone asked for breakpoints with zarona so i thought it was possible without active buffs just passive

[drowsy steppe]

it eschews the popular survival nodes which is based

chorus not based

piety keystone bruh

[rotund shoal]

its just a crit high uptime book build

[sterile basalt]

Nah it’s still like 1k damage off, needs buffs

[rotund shoal]

im 1k damage off (with 8% weakspot instead of 10% elites) so i think its closer than that but yes not sure it can be done no buffs

[misty nova]

Revert the 60% to 40% cara multiplier nerf

[rocky nacelle]

I actually like the soyker chest and helmet

wallahi its over

[sterile basalt]

The new ones?

[rocky nacelle]

just cause I like these combos

[sterile basalt]

The coat is nice

[rocky nacelle]

it goes really well with the skull mask

[sterile basalt]

Not as many tubes

[misty nova]

Goofy helmet

[rocky nacelle]

that too

you talking about the sand helmet one higui

[misty nova]

Yeah, looks like those electric chair things

[rocky nacelle]

well I mean

[lusty oar]

that’s why it’s the goat

[sterile basalt]

I’m happy with the new ogryn coat

[rocky nacelle]

the dessert chest pieces are all pre good

[sterile basalt]

Wish the veteran one had gloves of some kind

Even bandage wrappings tbh

[rocky nacelle]

yeah gloves or bandage wrappings are nice

[zinc talon]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1782120/?snr=1_5_9__205

Steam

ZERO Sievert

The world has ended. ZERO Sievert charges you with scavenging equipment across multiple areas, all set in an atmospheric fictitious post-apocalyptic Eastern Europe setting. Your base of operations, the bunker, is filled with traders, modding stations, and areas to make your own, providing you with progression across your excursions into the wild...

Price

$19.99

Recommendations

9435

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[rocky nacelle]

esp with rolled up sleeves

[zinc talon]

https://tenor.com/view/samuraichamploo-gif-20957870

[rotund shoal]

eastern europe game made by italians?

might be actually good but eugh

hope they imported eastern european devs like all the tech companies in eu

[zinc talon]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1145340/?snr=1_5_9__205

Steam

Rogue State Revolution

Rogue State Revolution is a thrilling political strategy game from Little Red Dog Games.A completely new and re-imagined Rogue State, get ready for a highly challenging roguelike geopolitical thriller designed for both longtime fans and new arrivals.Take control of the presidency and rebuild, reform and prepare for new challenges as the Glorious...

Price

$14.99

Recommendations

422

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they're almost always somehow net disappointments

but gawd do I love a new political system simulator

[fleet zealot]

insatnyl fucking tilted

game won't stop eating my inputs and i keep getting people who JUST go down

litearlly first hallways

smyker stopping enemies from lining up rushes into a crusher and mauler packs

down, died cause our other 2 teammates were going the alternate route (fine, it's hourglass, not their fault)

and my void staff can only do so much

i'm actually need a break

i think im just in a bad mood

[rotund shoal]

yknow, why dont ppl upvote bomb a non smyker build to top of gameslantern

might reduce the population

[fleet zealot]

becasue if we do it, it's manipulation

[rotund shoal]

oh its against tos?

[fleet zealot]

if the unwashed masses do it, it's fair

idk if it's against tos but i wouldn't try lol

[lusty oar]

https://tenor.com/view/omori-collective-consciousness-gif-26750221

[fleet zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/blazing-saddles-gene-wilder-morons-cleavon-little-gif-12334435

[misty nova]

Zealots amassing a mob to change some sort of outcome
Yeah seems very in character

[fleet zealot]

that basically makes me a protestant

and i'll be damned if i let that happen

[lusty oar]

https://tenor.com/view/wasp-room-caramelldansen-wasps-gif-369916296101968575

[misty nova]

Rainbow Tylenol>Caramelldansen

[fleet zealot]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDHV6Ub36ok better shorter version

[opaque island]

CAN WE GET MUCH HIGHER~ SO HIGH~

[heavy path]

I wanna try out that stealth knife zealot thing, what should I do with this?

[opaque island]

Hellsing still goes hard even now that im not an edgy teenager

though i think thats from hellsing abridged

[obsidian prairie]

lacerate to precognition or riposte and crit damage to basically any armor modifier (except infested)

[fleet zealot]

it is from abridged yes

[heavy path]

Thanks!

[gloomy badge]

did you know hellsing was heavily inspired by trigun

[opaque island]

what part of trigun inspired hellsing?

like they are completely different vibes

[heavy path]

The red coat

[gloomy badge]

gun-focused combat and protag in red coat

according to the guy who made hellsing

[opaque island]

aight yea i see it, and yea th red coat is badass

[heavy path]

Couple of blondes and their dark haired religion themed situationships

[opaque island]

if there's one thing that hellsing taught me, its that Bitches Love Cannons

[copper hawk]

Situationship..

Run done

Soylent time

Cant wait 2 check commodore's for the new rerun slop !

[misty nova]

That's an odd mix if you ask me

[drowsy steppe]

a

[copper hawk]

a

[misty nova]

Stalwart actually goated!?!?

(Not really)

Paired with Voice of Terra you get 4.5% toughness on ranged kill

[sterile basalt]

[misty nova]

Now here's the important question

If a target dies by bleeding

Does it count as ranged kill?

Forget about the part where I would probably kill the target with a melee when trying to inflict bleed

[obsidian prairie]

I fucking swear

AAAAAAAAAA

[fleet zealot]

Ive seen this one before