zealot-class

[rotund shoal]

yes this. only german belgians and czech people know how to make beer

[paper harness]

1st real game in 24 hours

[modern lintel]

dont trust the dutch for much

[hushed knoll]

FROGCAST HI

[stone fern]

theres a czech one thats very good "Zlatý Bažant"

but never buy it from a supermarket it only works as draft

[modern lintel]

my brother rlly likes thos angry orchard ones

[hushed knoll]

I'm German and moved to the US when I was a kid and thank god i did

[placid fiber]

Wew I had an interesting trip. Our car died at a stop light lol

[hushed knoll]

Cuz US beer is the best

[stone fern]

😭

[rotund shoal]

ragebait

[stone fern]

touching us soil does that to a man

no its true

[ornate bone]

https://tenor.com/view/mug-mug-moment-root-beer-mug-root-beer-gif-25293823

MUG ROOT BEER

[stone fern]

touching america once ruins your food palette

[north sedge]

No stan just has bad taste

[ornate bone]

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/usa-united-states-united-states-of-america-flag-flag-waver-gif-24036398

you said us

[hushed knoll]

I also didn't get brainwashed with the metric system

Thank God

[ornate bone]

https://tenor.com/view/mug-root-beer-mug-mug-root-beer-abw-gif-18660525

[stone fern]

I only capitalize the GOD EMPEROR'S name

[placid fiber]

I could care less what measurements you use, I'll use whichever one is easier for me

[modern lintel]

my great grandfather was german and fled to purto rico after " events"

[hushed knoll]

I need to make this again

[stone fern]

the more i learn about u the more i hate u

[north sedge]

No you don't

[hushed knoll]

Wtf loft shark

WiFi

[ornate bone]

you capitalize His pronouns too, don't you?

[hushed knoll]

Left

[ornate bone]

are you a heretic?

[stone fern]

forgive me 2938 lashings for me now

brb

[hushed knoll]

Yes I do, you just reminded me

[lusty oar]

https://tenor.com/view/time-to-fly-wee-funny-playground-fly-off-gif-16320682

[placid fiber]

No you don't

[hushed knoll]

Mmmm it's so good and creamy

[ornate bone]

source engine magic

[hushed knoll]

🫦

[spare talon]

dog

[ornate bone]

https://tenor.com/view/risk-of-rain-obliterate-yourself-now-risk-of-rain-ltg-gif-24997259

[visual stream]

If insect glaive is good in Wilds I'm going to cream all over the place

[stone fern]

i feel u

[visual stream]

Insect glaive is rent free

[hushed knoll]

This is rude

[placid fiber]

dog + bad teammates?

[ornate bone]

https://tenor.com/view/ror2-risk-of-rain-risk-of-rain2-ror-ltg-gif-25055119

[visual stream]

Take more hound resist

They'll get you one day

[modern lintel]

most balanced mid match drop in

[misty mason]

Hi Stan

[lusty oar]

he just loves red rocket

[placid fiber]

[misty mason]

When is the expected patch date btw, late this month right?

[visual stream]

https://tenor.com/view/backhand-hoodwinked-hoodwinked2-hd-meme-gif-24300706

[paper harness]

26th

[lusty oar]

26

[placid fiber]

^

[frosty herald]

Cole gotta learn to drop a nade when a hound is coming

[ornate bone]

14 more days

2 weeks

so close

[misty nova]

Auto lighting my beloved

[visual stream]

I hate that the devs in FO4 decided to make Dogmeat introduced at the gas station, name unrelated, "Red Rocket"

[stone fern]

@spare talon https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1053823148048527440/1281338401341050911/Warhammer_40000_Darktide_2024.09.05_-_22.35.12.04-00.03.16.723-00.03.24.115.mp4?ex=66e49560&is=66e343e0&hm=dd7f870956da1fc7695ffb13a7be9c19d3e483decf41ed6e6c3ce025fffc37e0&
i hate dogs so much its unreal

[rotund shoal]

explain?

[placid fiber]

Have you had constant auto triple disposable missile launcher?

[paper harness]

enough time to hit cap

pog

[ornate bone]

wrong, splatoon 3 final fest starts tomorrow so I will now dedicate my life to that

[stone fern]

NO

DONT

NO ONE EXPLAIN IT

[placid fiber]

explain what?

[modern lintel]

no

[stone fern]

do not google "south park red rocket"

[visual stream]

Dog genitalia slang

[placid fiber]

We're recording this.

[stone fern]

jesus christ theres a gif of cartman doing the thing

[ornate bone]

who is the thing and why is cartman doing them

[placid fiber]

😏

[lusty oar]

https://tenor.com/view/bomb-pops-bomb-pop-bomb-pop-day-rocket-pop-popsicle-gif-17770474

[misty nova]

I don't think so
Usually went for Gesture of the drowned and the lightning

[stone fern]

im so not posting it

[rotund shoal]

thats somehow worse than the episode

[ornate bone]

post it in vet chat, they deserve it

[rotund shoal]

why does your mind work that way

[placid fiber]

get disposable missile launcher enough to have it constant fire and then get an ICBM

[stone fern]

tpp much internet

[ornate bone]

get the backup and get spare drone parts then get gestures

[placid fiber]

get captain then switch to commando for free commando-captain

How? Metamorphosis

[hushed knoll]

OMG HI DAN

[visual stream]

Hi Stand

[lusty oar]

i like ice cream

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-squarepants-sunglasses-book-reading-gif-15790482

[lusty oar]

and popsicles

[placid fiber]

Don't mind me, I'm reading

[hushed knoll]

Hello Honduras

[misty nova]

🫡

[hushed knoll]

Hindrance

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/izutsumi-dungeon-dungeon-meshi-delicious-in-dungeon-cat-girl-gif-2649259324055197952

[visual stream]

Gold found

[lusty oar]

https://tenor.com/view/goddessgif-hondurasgif-vohgif-voiceofhonduras-gif-11920325440018854955

[paper harness]

Rebuilding them all sad

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/gold-bullion-gold-gif-12449924

[hushed knoll]

What

[visual stream]

Hey that's me

[ornate bone]

https://tenor.com/view/we-are-rich-rich-deep-rock-galactic-compressed-gold-gif-24791651

[hushed knoll]

Did you just make that

[visual stream]

I speak for the Hondurans

Like the Lorax

[ornate bone]

but less cool?

[lusty oar]

it already existed for some reason

[placid fiber]

does lorax help with constipation?

[spare talon]

shovel gaming

[paper harness]

Right

[hushed knoll]

[paper harness]

So builds almost done

[hushed knoll]

LOL

[misty mason]

How do you feel about reuben sandwiches stan

[paper harness]

Then audio/game settings

[hushed knoll]

YAAAAS SLAY

I LOVE RUBBING SANDWICHES OMG

[paper harness]

Then mod settings

[rotund shoal]

one time i met a girl from honduras and we bonded over the fact that we both used to kill chicken using a specific method when we were young in our home countries

[hushed knoll]

EUROPE

REUBEN

[visual stream]

If you ask really nicely

[ornate bone]

this dude 100% would taste delicious

[misty mason]

Cool

[placid fiber]

Oh, you said slay? I thought you said lay the dragons...

[hushed knoll]

Are you eating one rn

[hushed knoll]

[lusty oar]

how did you do it

[misty mason]

Yep

[hushed knoll]

Wtf I need it in my mouth rn

[hushed knoll]

[visual stream]

I remember a streamer clip when he turned into a porkchop and the streamer just started screaming laughing

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/hammer-40k-video-game-gif-12881358

[rotund shoal]

nsfw
you put a piece of corn into your hand so they come to you. then you grab them by the neck. you put your fingers under the beak and the thumb on the back of the neck. then you just swing. the body comes right off

[acoustic dune]

ey phil

[ornate bone]

sadly I played the game

[placid fiber]

Hi knify

[acoustic dune]

hows the life

[placid fiber]

Still haven't gotten to the thing yet

Still on my to do list

[acoustic dune]

have you seen my newest drawing

[misty mason]

It's only 10:20 but I got so hungry

[lusty oar]

i’ll keep that in mind

[placid fiber]

No, show me! >:3

[acoustic dune]

yeah give me a sec

[misty mason]

So ran across the road to get a reuben

[acoustic dune]

a lad of mine ask me to draw it

[placid fiber]

the cat ears really sell it lol

[ornate bone]

for what reasons?

what reason could possibly justify such a drawing?

[placid fiber]

lego cat girl

[visual stream]

Same here

[acoustic dune]

heres the original

[acoustic dune]

someone asked

[placid fiber]

See?

Lego cat girl

[visual stream]

New reaction image dropped

[placid fiber]

and they no longer would

[ornate bone]

https://tenor.com/view/i-saw-w-gus-fring-gus-gustavo-deleted-gif-25440636

[acoustic dune]

so here's the reason

[hushed knoll]

(Solid)

[placid fiber]

(Snake)

[rotund shoal]

the background being the same as the face gives it some sort of eldritch vibe. like theyre a greater being

one with the universe

[acoustic dune]

my comrade ask me to draw him with more detail

[hushed knoll]

So jelly

[acoustic dune]

it turn into this

[ornate bone]

(Liquid)

[hushed knoll]

Snakes can't be solid

[placid fiber]

(Snake)

[hushed knoll]

Oh wait nvm

[placid fiber]

lol

[acoustic dune]

i got lazy

didnt want to colour it

[ornate bone]

Snakes are actually Einstein condensates

[lusty oar]

lego people be like “ah yes my house is made of flesh”

[ornate bone]

(not solid)

[placid fiber]

(cheese)

[paper harness]

Brain death on Reddit again

[acoustic dune]

if you look far enough it look like one eyes

[paper harness]

https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkTide/s/caqWukhhfn

[ornate bone]

https://tenor.com/view/apolocheese-my-my-apolocheese-gif-8697973162696240901

[acoustic dune]

which got me fucked

also the mouth is a mustache

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/cheesy-pei-cheese-fountain-pregnant-pregnancy-craving-gif-11848670

[ornate bone]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-funny-cat-cheese-cat-cheese-kitty-gif-24521281

[acoustic dune]

theres no upper lips

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/kitty-review-kitty-review-cat-gato-gif-26186725

[obsidian prairie]

Holy shit a coherent DT Reddit post

[rotund shoal]

most ppl are saying pick it

just the top comment is braindead

[acoustic dune]

heres what my comrade drew

[paper harness]

Post author is actually brain dead

[placid fiber]

Like my face

[ornate bone]

https://tenor.com/view/conductor-we-have-a-problem-cat-cute-funny-gif-17168115721186324165

[lusty oar]

pokeball

[paper harness]

Tim is the Reddit version of badwin

[placid fiber]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/394200626629836820/1057112681791897601/df8ysadgfiusdfds.gif

[hushed knoll]

CATS DON'T EAT CHEESE

OR CORN

[acoustic dune]

who is this badwin

[obsidian prairie]

No idea who either of those people are

[spare talon]

this is the 5% crit chance makes a difference guy

[placid fiber]

that cat wasn't eating it, it was licking it

[hushed knoll]

[obsidian prairie]

Oh

Horrific

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/handsup-surrender-animal-gif-5704812322184961370

[spare talon]

@paper harness

[frosty herald]

Why is this creature casting a spell

[acoustic dune]

why is it brown

[placid fiber]

I mean... if you go from 80% to 85% crit you did lower the chance you wouldn't crit by 25%

[acoustic dune]

with pink lips

stan are you a racist?

[ornate bone]

https://tenor.com/view/licking-failarmy-taste-it-yummy-delicious-gif-10486140191804653605

[rocky nacelle]

I wonder why knife

adds so much extra momentum on a charged heavy

[acoustic dune]

this is not pog and champ stan

[acoustic dune]

spy tf2

[placid fiber]

(it still sucks ass as a perk tho)

[rocky nacelle]

yo cole do you know why knife has crazy movement jank with it

I was actually testing it out mid game just now with frog

[paper harness]

Well

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/pusheen-pusheen-cat-pusheen's-best-friend-pusheen-face-pusheen-suspicious-gif-12504439926717407594

[acoustic dune]

is he bad?

[paper harness]

Imagine if you got beaten with a rock for 50 years

[acoustic dune]

n win

[paper harness]

That’s badwin

[obsidian prairie]

Yeah I press 2 and then rmb+lmb

[rocky nacelle]

I dodge sideways on a slope and I just go above it normally, but if im holding a charged heavy with knife and do the same thing I actually get air time

kinda like a tf2 trimp

[acoustic dune]

ah that make sense

[ornate bone]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cute-cat-yap-yapper-yapping-gif-5642199211123099306

[placid fiber]

the rock would be dust, due to how hard headed I am...

[acoustic dune]

golly gee willikers lads

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/kermit-power-up-gif-23826436

[acoustic dune]

i wonder what i'll draw next

[rocky nacelle]

My guy what are you talking ?

[median steeple]

Preparing to unleash the full power of the knife

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/nodding-soyjak-pissluffare-soy-gif-25061889

[acoustic dune]

lacerate

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/dragon-ball-fighterz-simpsons-marge-marge-simpson-gif-26125852

[ornate bone]

draw fan art of the God Emperor of Mankind to convert more to our cause obviously

[placid fiber]

Stranger things have happened... like randos showing some degree of competence...

[rocky nacelle]

ok this just dropped from a maelstrom is this peak when itemization drops or no

[obsidian prairie]

If you get 30 points into cleave

[spare talon]

so sad that ive not unlocked the full potential of the knife

[placid fiber]

Oh, and:

[fleet zealot]

lazy

[rocky nacelle]

imagine not using the full potential of knife

noob

[placid fiber]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/943509112258428958/1280945751093936241/921mjv.gif

[acoustic dune]

can i have one yawning

[median steeple]

washed gameplay Im afraid

[median steeple]

the yawner

[ornate bone]

https://tenor.com/view/unexpected-unexpected-gup-post-this-gup-gup-risk-of-rain2-gif-24352777

[placid fiber]

WOO! A BLUE WHALE!

[ornate bone]

GUP

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/exhausted-sleep-haggard-gif-8501838

[ornate bone]

death by a thousand gups

[rocky nacelle]

ggz frog

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/x3-gif-24301743

[fleet zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/fangeux-dance-fallout-gif-15437809

[rocky nacelle]

I can not help you with untouchable operative because im killing everything in the front

and for that

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/risk-of-rain2-lean-crab-crab-void-survivors-of-the-void-gif-24916540

[rocky nacelle]

mb

[ornate bone]

https://tenor.com/view/plasma-shrimp-ror2-shrimple-risk-of-rain2-gif-25604359

[placid fiber]

I've only gotten killed by one once... and it was a 1 shot lol

Oh shit

wrong gif

[ivory marlin]

https://tenor.com/view/gup-risk-of-rain-risk-of-rain-2-ror-ror2-gif-6201409790216913937

[placid fiber]

Doubted anyone wanted to see prego acrid >_>

[placid fiber]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/534124536245780482/1279583394107359314/media-iv-text.gif

[ornate bone]

https://tenor.com/view/i-saw-w-gus-fring-gus-gustavo-deleted-gif-25440636

[placid fiber]

Did you see all of it, tho? >:3

[ornate bone]

yes

[placid fiber]

Proof?

[spare talon]

@paper harness

https://tenor.com/view/its-always-sunny-in-philadelphia-shocked-mac-charlie-gif-4597468

[ornate bone]

a little trolling

[placid fiber]

you favorited it lol

[spare talon]

i literally keep fucking seeing your comments

[ornate bone]

of course

[placid fiber]

Who, mine?

[ivory marlin]

What

[frosty herald]

Dorn's

[spare talon]

tho im not surprised youre in the comments of a post called "SUPPORT ZEALOT BUILD"

[stone fern]

mercantile door is still bugged btw

like super bugged

[frosty herald]

I dont see any bugs

[ornate bone]

https://tenor.com/view/gup-risk-of-rain2-cry-about-it-ror2-gif-25523830

[stone fern]

the airlock

its super bugged

[placid fiber]

rookie numbers

[frosty herald]

There are alot of bugs in the king kong game tho

[rocky nacelle]

I wish to gamble

[frosty herald]

Big centipedes spiders that sorta thing

[ornate bone]

https://tenor.com/view/death-ror2-risk-of-rain2-railgunner-gup-gif-25296128

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/gambling-gamble-gambler-old-man-addiction-gif-13539663578305331391

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/field-trip-ror2-risk-of-rain2-mini-mushrum-gif-25942012

[ornate bone]

https://tenor.com/view/ror2-risk-of-rain-risk-of-rain-2-mithrix-providence-gif-18396366676744609637

[placid fiber]

Yeah, I read that log lol

[slate haven]

Fellas you want headtaker and bm on the Rashad right?

[ornate bone]

Yeppers

[spare talon]

yes

[naive stirrup]

opened up zealot chat to someone saying crit chance is the best perk on a knife

[placid fiber]

Yep

[naive stirrup]

what clown world

[slate haven]

I feel like this thing isn’t putting in work

[rocky nacelle]

uncanny/precog propaganda

[slate haven]

That or my build is shit

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/clown-world-rabbinstein-gif-22611811

[ornate bone]

tf? fleshtearer lacerate best perks

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1046913589614747719/1166851827900350575/bloodknife.gif?ex=654bfe72&is=65398972&hm=a29c6925d49ddb17e8259b3a13969f39435a19f50424ed7168ca805ed587c8f2&

see?

[slate haven]

It’s probably my build being shit

[spare talon]

a person on reddit that consistently says really questionable stuff often

[slate haven]

Bc people swear by this axe

[rocky nacelle]

you need 1. a god roll rashad 2. not a dog shit build

rashad is aids to roll

[ornate bone]

don't use rashad

[rocky nacelle]

agreed

[ornate bone]

bad for your health

[placid fiber]

we need a mk 6 version of this @north sedge

[rocky nacelle]

its boring

[spare talon]

@naive stirrup

[frosty herald]

Hey dorn

[rocky nacelle]

rashad is so sleeper

[frosty herald]

Microwave an egg

[ornate bone]

be cool, use evis

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/hellmo-fire-chaos-egg-elmo-gif-25351800

[rocky nacelle]

no use mk6 with uncanny/lacerate

[naive stirrup]

me clearing a horde with the mk3 knife:

[fleet zealot]

be cool use chaxe

[rocky nacelle]

[frosty herald]

Do it its really cool

[spare talon]

what game are these people playing

[frosty herald]

Faster than boiling it

[spare talon]

cuz it aint darktide

[ornate bone]

microwave a fork

[rocky nacelle]

malice

[naive stirrup]

fuckin

hello kitty

idk

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/exploding-egg-explosion-explosive-surprise-gif-12230880912101582037

[fleet zealot]

no scoreboard+feels

knife feels good to play so obviously it must be the best

[rocky nacelle]

ok I like the special strikedown spam with mk3

but back to my beloved mk6

for now

[paper harness]

It is

[median steeple]

did anyone else Spotify just die

[paper harness]

[rocky nacelle]

knife feels too good to play cause the heavy attack helping you kite/move around

[fleet zealot]

well it is but i'm talking about hrode clear specifically

[naive stirrup]

knife needs a nerf

[paper harness]

Knife has B/A tier hc

[rocky nacelle]

my mk3 never really has a problem horde clearing cause PA spam

[paper harness]

Never pa

[rocky nacelle]

PA spam with 5 uncanny stacks is dumb asf

[paper harness]

You aren’t a soyker

[naive stirrup]

light spam

[rocky nacelle]

nope too bad

[placid fiber]

Yeah, lower it's base damage to 1 and the rashad's to 5

[rocky nacelle]

light spamming and PA spamming

[paper harness]

Die

[rocky nacelle]

[ornate bone]

charge phone in microwave

simple

microwaves charge the phone

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/hasbulla-hasbulla-magomedov-hello-hi-hasbulla-hi-gif-16517238265127501476

[placid fiber]

Oh you said microwave, not wave

[naive stirrup]

redditors are the literal peak of humanities stupidity
until you ask a question about how a pc works

[grizzled aspen]

Terrorism.

[rocky nacelle]

terrorism

[placid fiber]

The randos I've seen beg to differ lol

[acoustic dune]

theres wave in microwane

[slate haven]

What would be a good weapon to pair with the Rashad

[acoustic dune]

depend

zealot?

[rocky nacelle]

anything

its a rashad

[slate haven]

I mean

We in zealot chat

[rocky nacelle]

if you want to just win

go zarona rashad

and sell your soul

[slate haven]

Welp

[acoustic dune]

you would be surprise what type of wizard come in here

[slate haven]

Sounds good

[placid fiber]

You can LITERALLY use any gun with the rashad... even the fucking autopistol of all guns lol

[slate haven]

I play warlock in DnD

[rocky nacelle]

pill

[slate haven]

So sure

[rocky nacelle]

nade is noob ass

rn

they arent sweatlords like us yet

[acoustic dune]

ngl not a zorona fan

[naive stirrup]

saldar that one time with the shredder autopistol

[acoustic dune]

i perfer the other handcanon

[slate haven]

How do I come a sweatlord my sweatyness

Techeth me thy ways

[rocky nacelle]

not a big fan of the government

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/sweaty-sweat-heat-hot-wipe-sweat-gif-17716050

[acoustic dune]

fanning my gun and making shoot alll its load

is

[rocky nacelle]

win and be good

[acoustic dune]

smth

[rocky nacelle]

nothing else to say

[slate haven]

Simple as

[rocky nacelle]

comes with time

[placid fiber]

like this @slate haven

[ornate bone]

you don't

[naive stirrup]

just caught sight of a rashad vet

[rocky nacelle]

dismantle

[placid fiber]

I mean Rashad is also good on the Vet lol

[slate haven]

Dude I might build a columnus

[ornate bone]

kill

murder

[slate haven]

On zealot

[ornate bone]

death

[naive stirrup]

it's a rashad it's good regardless

[acoustic dune]

imagine on a ogryn

[stone fern]

quit your job drop out and buy tones of energy drinks

[placid fiber]

Dear God...

[paper harness]

I am actively fighting the horde

[placid fiber]

An ogryn sized Rashad...

[slate haven]

I already have a crippling monster addiction

[rocky nacelle]

guys you cant talk about a reddit shitstorm

and not link it

[placid fiber]

The world isn't ready for that level of power

[stone fern]

half way there

[acoustic dune]

a bill board

[slate haven]

Two handed axes and my life is yours Fatshark

[rocky nacelle]

your heart will explode by age 20

[acoustic dune]

he would be swinging a bill board

[paper harness]

https://tenor.com/view/ltg-gif-40123618314459872

[slate haven]

I cycle them like hard drugs. 3 days on 2 days off none on the weekends

[placid fiber]

2h axes would be awesome in darktide, even without bromentum

[rocky nacelle]

dorn post reddit shitstorm

now

[slate haven]

The all knower!

[rocky nacelle]

still crazy we killed a chorus user

well I didnt but the chat did

[stone fern]

ran around for a solid 5 minutes then gave up and died

[ornate bone]

the knower of nothing

[hard nexus]

hello swaglings

i have awoken from a brief nap

[acoustic dune]

what

da

fuck

did i miss

[hard nexus]

paradise stopped texted when i appeared

[rocky nacelle]

im not talking about it cause I was barely in it

[hard nexus]

siiiiighh

[ornate bone]

first degree murder

[rocky nacelle]

i hate you

[stone fern]

before anyone says anything we were begging for ammo crate for 10 minutes i know i got puked on i wanted to die

[hard nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-crying-emo-goth-broken-heart-gif-17325305

[rocky nacelle]

every clutch is "omg knife is SO BALANCED"

[acoustic dune]

paradise you killed me?

[rocky nacelle]

🙄

[hard nexus]

ok fine

YOUR CLUTCH

WAS GOOD

AND PERFECT

[acoustic dune]

(a chorus user)

[rocky nacelle]

gottem

[hard nexus]

you are infallible and amazing

now kys

[rocky nacelle]

now i can go eat

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-steam-steamhappy-gif-11912067498964962572

[ornate bone]

https://tenor.com/view/risk-of-rain-obliterate-yourself-now-risk-of-rain-ltg-gif-24997259

[paper harness]

https://tenor.com/view/the-office-office-dwight-schrute-sniper-gif-25130487

[hard nexus]

murder drones references

[hard nexus]

what happened

oh

u mean henrietta

[rocky nacelle]

you guys killed henrietta

[ornate bone]

whar? that's john captain from risk of rain 2

[rocky nacelle]

I was actually just watching

[spare talon]

Why do I hear boss music

[rocky nacelle]

that whole time

for once

[acoustic dune]

ah a claw fan and a clawn worshipper

[ornate bone]

https://tenor.com/view/ror2-risk-of-rain-risk-of-rain2-ror-ltg-gif-25055119

[hard nexus]

i had to walk them through the whole conversation again so their feelings weren’t too hurt lmfao

[rocky nacelle]

im crying

lmfao

[acoustic dune]

anyhow

havent touch darktide for some time

[paper harness]

Yeah and I just kept shooting

[hard nexus]

i mean to be fair it was kind of a zealot chat low point of being unnecessarily mean but

[paper harness]

[rocky nacelle]

thats why I didnt join in for once

[hard nexus]

also they just took it kind of too seriously

[rocky nacelle]

lmfao

[hard nexus]

they seemed nice though

[paper harness]

I was just realistic

[rocky nacelle]

they were

but they got ego death'd by zealot chat

[paper harness]

Book halves dps

[rocky nacelle]

I just witnessed it live

[acoustic dune]

is there any new hadron slanesshi art yet

[hard nexus]

there was a level of truth to what we were all saying but it was also unnecessary

[paper harness]

I will ping wardens on you

[hard nexus]

n then it led to them outing their self confidence issues lmfao

[acoustic dune]

fine....
any new servitor art yet?

[ornate bone]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/929807268994744340/1113941879394947193/memex.gif

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/mewing-mewing-meme-mewing-snowman-snowman-mew-gif-3277874890067862090

[acoustic dune]

monster musume

[slate haven]

Flak and Carapace on the Rashad or flak and maniac

Or like a mythical third option

[spare talon]

Unarmored

[rocky nacelle]

flakiac

[stone fern]

flakiac

[rocky nacelle]

oh wait

rashad

stupid BPs

[paper harness]

It depends

[slate haven]

[rocky nacelle]

i hate rashad its aids to god roll and boring to play

why play it

[paper harness]

Post the weapon and build and I will decide

[rocky nacelle]

(I know its braindead broken)

[spare talon]

Rashad BPs are stupid

[stone fern]

maniac is better im stuck to unarmored on rashad

[slate haven]

Aye, all knower.

[spare talon]

Fuck the Rashad

[acoustic dune]

as you wish captain

[paper harness]

I hit the breakpoint

28 million dockets

[spare talon]

And I'm hitting my breaking point

[paper harness]

Totally reasonable

[acoustic dune]

my beloved

[stone fern]

you hit the BP of your sanity

[rocky nacelle]

ate rashad

simple as

[ornate bone]

yummers

[paper harness]

Sell it

[rocky nacelle]

aids to roll, boring to play, broken for the game

[acoustic dune]

no

[rocky nacelle]

💤

[ornate bone]

sacrifice the knife to the machine gods

[paper harness]

2/4

[acoustic dune]

it is my omassiah gift

gift from dah emperor himself

[paper harness]

Carapace dead roll

[acoustic dune]

i dreamt it

[paper harness]

So is lacerate without uncanny

[acoustic dune]

uncanny is overrated

[ornate bone]

the Emperor would have given you a heavy sword so you could slay heretics as He intended

[rocky nacelle]

double chastise

[ornate bone]

your knife is heresy

[rocky nacelle]

[paper harness]

Bricked

[spare talon]

Explode

[slate haven]

Fuck

Wait

Fuck?

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/seal-sea-lion-explode-explosion-scream-gif-25321526

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/ultrakill-minos-minos-prime-cat-speech-gif-10914291762743563558

[ornate bone]

https://tenor.com/view/tigger-cat-explode-explosion-i-hope-you-explode-gif-25659503

[hard nexus]

ok tanner

[acoustic dune]

o shit wrong gift

[ornate bone]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/807809192537882647/1274437110933229588/caption-17.gif

[paper harness]

Flak is required, your pen stat misses you breakpoints

[slate haven]

Bricked is good or bad I’m kinda a boomer

Oh

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/weirdcat-funnycat-psychich-assault-gif-66649479801514757

[hard nexus]

bad

[slate haven]

I have another one

[rocky nacelle]

bricked = its over

[slate haven]

It’s got 57 😐

[paper harness]

IIRC the numbers to roll is 75+ everything

[rocky nacelle]

🧱

[paper harness]

Otherwise it’s usable

[slate haven]

Alrighty

[paper harness]

Good luck

[slate haven]

LETS GO

370 OFF THE BAT

66 dmg 80 finesse 80 first 67 mobility 77 pen

[paper harness]

Bricked

[spare talon]

It's over

[rocky nacelle]

🧱

[slate haven]

Fuck

[paper harness]

Mine was 28 million

[slate haven]

Well yk if I had dockets I could roll more 👉👈

[rocky nacelle]

get off malice

[paper harness]

[rocky nacelle]

might help

[paper harness]

I’m busy

[slate haven]

I run normal Damns

[rocky nacelle]

auric maelstroms or bust

💰

[ornate bone]

true

always run auric

[slate haven]

I’m too bad for allat

[rocky nacelle]

then stay broke

suffer

[paper harness]

He needs me to speedrun

[slate haven]

Here me out wait

[ornate bone]

only way to get good is trial by fire

[rocky nacelle]

^

[slate haven]

80 dmg 62 finesse 80 first target 38 mobility 80 pen

[spare talon]

Crafting in 2 weeks

[paper harness]

Bricked

[spare talon]

Remember

[acoustic dune]

BEHOLD

MY BUILD

[paper harness]

A bad build

[ornate bone]

trash build

[spare talon]

Masters retribution

[paper harness]

I only take it for speed running

[slate haven]

What’s the Breakpoint on the Rashad

The one u were talking about

[rocky nacelle]

Masters bation

[paper harness]

It’s ungodly high

Basically unfair

[acoustic dune]

nuh uh

[ornate bone]

better build

[acoustic dune]

it was revealed

in my dream

[ornate bone]

cower before my greatness

[paper harness]

To roll one without needed unarmored

[stone fern]

masters doesnt have attack speed

[paper harness]

Anti dog

[stone fern]

just get gud lmao

[slate haven]

But is it like a perfect 80 dmg 80 ft 80 pen?

[paper harness]

Close yes

[stone fern]

yes

[stone fern]

maybe one or two 79s at damage and pen are ok

[acoustic dune]

prob my other build

i dont remenber

[slate haven]

So I need unarmed

Unarmored

[paper harness]

P much

[stone fern]

maniac is better

[paper harness]

It’s not

Clad

[stone fern]

how so

[paper harness]

Flak most common

[stone fern]

im not debating flak

im debating unarmored

[slate haven]

Wait if flak’s the most common then why do I need unarmored

[paper harness]

If you can’t one shot cleave it’s bricked

[slate haven]

Oh

Gotcha

[acoustic dune]

kill naked faster

duh

[rocky nacelle]

anyways lacerate executor

[stone fern]

why did 4 people here shit on me for saying unarmored was good on rashad

fuck this

[rocky nacelle]

cause you deserve it

[slate haven]

This it too much investment for my 2K docket having ass

[stone fern]

im just gonna build whatever

[paper harness]

Because you deserve it

[acoustic dune]

lacerate mentioned

[stone fern]

i hope u stub ur toes

into a woodchipper

[fleet zealot]

unarmored is skippable on martyr zealot 🙂

[stone fern]

no

[ornate bone]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/579428576453984257/1157884617202876477/attachment.gif?ex=651ae455&is=651992d5&hm=28104a1d5ea6ad3cfa8b50cafd59b474f2834cfdd9b3d2c767650079f33d2439&

[rocky nacelle]

backup

[slate haven]

Same

[stone fern]

i saw that

[paper harness]

I’ll put you inside the cnc machine

[slate haven]

Wait what

[rocky nacelle]

@lusty oar

[fleet zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/deleted-cat-unsent-unsend-message-gif-26266359

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/i-saw-w-gus-fring-gus-gustavo-deleted-gif-25440636

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/black-guy-staring-at-someone-gif-24012300

[stone fern]

what kind if cnc machine?

[lusty oar]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-explode-explosion-cats-kaboom-gif-5543609305179444322

[ornate bone]

hmmm I wondering what message you were responding same too? perhaps one that said "i need" then something?

[stone fern]

if its a sick waterjet one ill happily die that way

[misty nova]

Bruiser breakpoints

[ornate bone]

https://tenor.com/view/deleted-cat-unsent-unsend-message-gif-26266359

[slate haven]

Would 79 dmg 80 ft 76 pen work?

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/freak-freddie-freaker-yellow-monster-gif-14025823

@lusty oar

this u?

[stone fern]

what about first target?

[slate haven]

70 ft

Sorry

80

80 ft

[stone fern]

oh damn

[ornate bone]

https://tenor.com/view/nvrancia-animaniacs-funny-meme-computer-gif-24968142

[slate haven]

It’s got shit blessings and perks tho

[stone fern]

actually at this point just tell us the rating and the mobility

[stone fern]

crafting update will fix it

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/ratto-gif-27372910

[slate haven]

Guys the rat zealot build

[acoustic dune]

all zealot build are rat

[rocky nacelle]

goblin fit better

[acoustic dune]

whats the diffrence

[slate haven]

I was saying that they the rat build

[ornate bone]

https://tenor.com/view/is-this-you-clown-meme-pvz-pvz2-gif-25861631

[rocky nacelle]

I run it

so its better

[hard nexus]

insane games lantern build

[rocky nacelle]

[hard nexus]

this is for thunder hammer DB

[rocky nacelle]

i was gonna say

let me guess TH or Evisc

[ornate bone]

should have taken crits

[hard nexus]

….

no

[ornate bone]

yes

[misty nova]

Martyr's Purpose spotted, trash build

[ornate bone]

you don't even have shield

[slate haven]

Several people typing

[spare talon]

I love it when my 12 minute commute takes 35 minutes and now my boss is gonna flip their shit on me

[ornate bone]

nobody typing

[rotund shoal]

pathing for swift certainty

[spare talon]

I love going 2 mph on the freeway

[hard nexus]

just walk

[rotund shoal]

[slate haven]

Cardio

[ornate bone]

just plow through other cars

that ford f150 ain't for sitting in traffic

its for running down pedestrians

are you stupid or what?

[paper harness]

10 bucks for 1m dockies

[ornate bone]

pay upfront and you got a deal

[stone fern]

your rate are too low

[slate haven]

Alrighty

What’s ur CashApp

I’m desperate

[hard nexus]

bro.

[slate haven]

And none of my friends are on

So I got time

[hard nexus]

bro…..

[paper harness]

I am not a criminal

[ornate bone]

bro............

[hard nexus]

just learn to speedrun urself

[rocky nacelle]

paying for money in a video game instead of just practicing to be able to get consistent money in said video game yourself

[hard nexus]

it’s not hard

[stone fern]

something something ToS

[rocky nacelle]

truly

[slate haven]

Y’all underestimate how down bad I am

[rocky nacelle]

the pinnacle of zoomer gaming

[hard nexus]

it takes like no energy

speedrunning is so easy

[paper harness]

he can't

xbot

[slate haven]

I did the door glitch

[hard nexus]

how does that

oh

yeah

can’t solo

[ornate bone]

wait a sec are you saying you'll pay 10 bucks for 1 mil dockets or I pay 10 bucks

[slate haven]

But I can’t do that weird thing where you’re on the console

[paper harness]

never do it in a game

[slate haven]

And you slide the he right onto the thing

I didn’t

[paper harness]

[slate haven]

It was me and my buddy trying to speed run it

I turned on all the consoles

But I couldn’t slide into the platform

How do u do that?

[stone fern]

bruh go get your kids some dude cheesed the carnival event in my game while spamming vac cap and cyronic rod

[paper harness]

dm user name

[slate haven]

Dorn won’t tell me his secrets to I have to pay him

I respect the hustle

[ornate bone]

too far gone

[slate haven]

I am bro

I have 300 dockets

[ornate bone]

the descent into madness

spiralling down and down

[slate haven]

356 sorry

I’m poor

And in search of money

[slate haven]

I’m salivating

[stone fern]

"get a job bum"

[slate haven]

I need it

I unironically have about the same amount of Diamantine

I never get any plasteel tho

Also I CAN hit the cleave BP with five headtaker

Bandit ferret pic incoming

Aw : (

[fleet zealot]

https://old.reddit.com/r/ferrets/comments/1ffbgdn/lucy_is_out_of_the_hospital_and_full_of_soup/

[paper harness]

what is this

freak

[slate haven]

It’s old

Wiat

Wait

That’s not me

Just looks like me

Wait

No

That is me

Yeah its old

[stone fern]

crafting update will fix it

[slate haven]

I have shit curios

Unparalleled drip tho 🥶

[ornate bone]

post drip

[paper harness]

L

[hard nexus]

was it a friend of yours

[paper harness]

no

[paper harness]

I would be smashing their teeth in if it was

[ornate bone]

mid

[hard nexus]

lmfao why

[slate haven]

I hate you

[paper harness]

Because they should not use them in games

[ornate bone]

you need more red in that outfit

use the orange penance unlocks

[hard nexus]

ah

[ornate bone]

they have quite a bit of fancy red

[slate haven]

I like the green and tan

[hard nexus]

bannable or something

[ornate bone]

green/tan combo is mid

[paper harness]

L drip

[slate haven]

I have the red legendary stuff tho

: (

[ornate bone]

do you have the helmet part?

[stone fern]

real zealots wear rags

[slate haven]

Unfortunately not

[ornate bone]

nah, you gotta look your best for the God Emperor

[slate haven]

POH

[ornate bone]

I wanna face death in a damn nice outfit

[paper harness]

better

[ornate bone]

get it, you'll never be a real zealot without

[slate haven]

Oh hell yeah I’m past 100

Sweet

Nah but shadow dude everything matches in a weird way. The green pants match a green sleeve, the green metal in the leg matches the helmet, the metal in the chest matches the Chainmail, I like it

I think it goes hard

Wait I think I see now

[rocky nacelle]

that shit ass

[slate haven]

Love u too paradise

But like Fr

I could just dash into the platform

[rocky nacelle]

real fit

[slate haven]

Breh

[stone fern]

well you did buy a new set

[ornate bone]

this is a pretty good fit ngl

[stone fern]

you're obv gonna run into it

[rocky nacelle]

i love it sm

[ornate bone]

goggles add a nice touch

completes the look

[slate haven]

Fucking hate you

Explode

[rocky nacelle]

the brown goblin hat

makes it

tbh

its really good

[ornate bone]

but leaves face open so you can see beard and scars

[slate haven]

Redcap hat from BG3

[paper harness]

Am I in my undies on your screen

[slate haven]

Yeah dude

Ofc

I can’t see for the drip stuff on console but I think that’s already in the files so I can

[ornate bone]

what build do you even use?

[slate haven]

Who

[ornate bone]

you

[slate haven]

Yes

All of them

[ornate bone]

what talents

[slate haven]

Nah I have like 6. Knife, Evis, heavy sword, Rashad, T hammer. Mostly IJ Benediction knives

[paper harness]

back in 5

[ornate bone]

delete knife and rashad build

[slate haven]

why

[ornate bone]

do you want to be british and use knife?

and rashad is just boring

[slate haven]

I really like my heavy sword build

But I’m waiting for the Thunder Hammer to be buffed

[rotund shoal]

y

[ornate bone]

m1 m1 m1 m1 m1 m1 m1

[paper harness]

Meta slaving brain rot

[stone fern]

thammer changes best day of my life

[slate haven]

I’ll hark to that

So hype

[paper harness]

Still cringe weapon

[slate haven]

Heavy sword so fun

Ima using dueling sword flamer on update day tho

[rotund shoal]

u can say same thing about heavy sword

its really the same weapon except heavy sword has better horde clear and rashad better anti armor

[slate haven]

Nah heavies and push attack mixups too fun

[ornate bone]

heavy sword is not just light attack spam and ridiciously overpowered

[paper harness]

Heavy sword actually has a moveset

[slate haven]

Playing for honor up I. Here

[paper harness]

First part of that statement is true

[stone fern]

what more do you want they reduced unyielding damage

[slate haven]

Dorn peep the heavy sword

Is it good

[ornate bone]

it's good, but it can't 2 shot crushers

[paper harness]

HS7 3rd best zealot weapon

[ornate bone]

so not ridiciously overpowered in darktide terms

[slate haven]

Wait I have a 9 and a 7

My nine is much better tho

[ornate bone]

mk9 is better

at least I like it more

[slate haven]

Heavy spam fun

[paper harness]

7 better moveset

[ornate bone]

9 is also the one I have blessings on

[paper harness]

Heavy special turns ragers into paste

[slate haven]

Same with 9

[paper harness]

They share blessings

[slate haven]

Wait I have my 9 on now

[ornate bone]

wait different mks share blessings?

[paper harness]

Yes

[slate haven]

Is my 7 better

[ornate bone]

neat

[paper harness]

Only some weapons don’t share blessings

Most do

[slate haven]

What weapon should I build next

[ornate bone]

eviscerator

[slate haven]

Smaul?

[paper harness]

Mk7 devils claw

[slate haven]

Got both

[paper harness]

Tactical axe 2

[slate haven]

Word?

[ornate bone]

dclaw is fun

[slate haven]

Got one

[ornate bone]

parry the heretics

[slate haven]

Okay so the 7

That’s ViI right?

Flakiac BM headtaker?

[rotund shoal]

rashad u also heavy for armor. not maniac cuz shitty dmg. only thing different is special

[ornate bone]

is dclaw getting thrust like a bunch of other weapons?

[rotund shoal]

otherwise they really are the same thing. m1 for horde m2 for non horde. and theres a special

[paper harness]

Congratulations you can read Roman Numerals

[paper harness]

That would be pointless

[ornate bone]

it seems like every melee is getting it though

[slate haven]

Might cop the skin before it leaves the store then

If it’s really soy goated

[rocky nacelle]

I hate that the duelist's autogun

isnt on mk5 CiAG

very crinfe

[paper harness]

Use other auto guns

[rocky nacelle]

i use a 7a

[slate haven]

Columnus my beloved

[rocky nacelle]

on gunker

[paper harness]

Become based

[rocky nacelle]

7a is based

[ornate bone]

guns? what are those?

[rocky nacelle]

infernus dumdum

[paper harness]

Understand that meta is bad

[ornate bone]

I need only my sword, for I have His holy blade

[rocky nacelle]

7a is goated

infernus dumdum / scriers/ knife / kite bosses

win

[ornate bone]

blessed by the Emperor

[stone fern]

ok snowflake

[rocky nacelle]

lmfao

[paper harness]

It’s always very entertaining to watch someone who’s only used meta weapons try the dclaw

And die

[ornate bone]

do you use rashad?