despair
#zealot-class
hard nexus
silver granite
Ferrets don't have that
spare talon
a monster isnt helping
my eyes hurt
placid fiber
o7
silver granite
Ferrets are mammals
fleet zealot
teeth of a herbivore i guess
fleet zealot
ferrets are rodent hunters
slate haven
Bro I want nails like that
hard nexus
no they’re herbivores
silver granite
teeth of a herbivore i guess
Nice ferret
placid fiber
teeth of a herbivore i guess
sweet possum
misty nova
a monster isnt helping
my eyes hurt
Hah, get monster'd
hard nexus
teeth of a herbivore i guess
cute rodent
slate haven
Nice rabbit
silver granite
I wish I could post images of my guinea pig
hard nexus
i think bandit is about to explode from me being a shitter
hard nexus
dw bandit i’m not stupid
slate haven
But I can't
DM it to me I must see
fleet zealot
i think bandit is about to explode from me being a shitter
you no longer exist in my world
Anyways, ferret named butter
slate haven
I wanna see Guinness swine
hard nexus
Anyways, ferret named butter
ferret state of judgment
hard nexus
you no longer exist in my world
u almost went insane didn’t you
misty nova
Butter ferret
Ferret with da butter
hard nexus
forced to listen to someone say incorrect facts about your autistic special interest
silver granite
Anyways, ferret named butter
Furret
placid fiber
Anyways, ferret named butter
nice chimpanzee
frosty herald
Ferrets produce asexualy
silver granite
Nice mouse
frosty herald
They just spawn babies in their pouch
slate haven
Nice bear
frosty herald
I thought avian ngl
silver granite
Lol
placid fiber
Ferrets are a type of crustacean
I thought ferrets were fish
frosty herald
otters are ferret fish
placid fiber
Ferrets are eagles
that explains why they hunt in packs
frosty herald
placid fiber
https://tenor.com/view/wall-gif-26450094
wow, that dude is talking to a giraffe!
silver granite
Nah he's talking to a bull
hard nexus
https://youtu.be/3eM6hio74R4?si=dTDK-qS1dRrDEAgu
i love that guy so much
my favorite is the coyote
hard nexus
aren’t you supposed to be sleeping
fleet zealot
frosty herald
be the change you want to see
silver granite
Yes
hard nexus
instead of talking about how lonely you are in zealot chat
fleet zealot
jokes on you, if you have enough trauma/mental illness, you can be surrounded by people and still feel lonely
gloomy badge
I need a girlfriend
Definitely tell women you're popular in #zealot-class
silver granite
jokes on you, if you have enough trauma/mental illness, you can be surrounded by...
Yes that's me
hard nexus
auto correct fail
placid fiber
jokes on you, if you have enough trauma/mental illness, you can be surrounded by...
I feel that
fleet zealot
LM FED AP
hard nexus
so many brocken people in zealot chat
gloomy badge
Not me im normal
misty nova
Same
hard nexus
same
silver granite
I'm not
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cool
gloomy badge
I'm like...
gloomy badge
A high tier normie...
hard nexus
siiigh
gloomy badge
Chadlite...
misty nova
Probably a little happier than most
But normal
gloomy badge
Life could be worse
placid fiber
A high tier normie...
Sounds like a scrub to me
gloomy badge
placid fiber
https://tenor.com/view/so-true-gif-24068595
slate haven
Yo do y’all have any advice for getting auric Storm survivor? It’s next on my list
gloomy badge
If you want to make it easy I guess you could just wait until an easy maelstrom is on the board
north sedge
Be lazy and don't bother
gloomy badge
Most pox gas modifiers are easier because of how many health boosters spawn
placid fiber
But from a logical point of view
What is this logic that u spek of?!
gloomy badge
Chud logic..
placid fiber
as a matter of fact...
placid fiber
roll towards me
frosty herald
fleet zealot
squash
modern lintel
bruh controller died ogryn saved me i get outside then immediately crashed horrible
rocky nacelle
cole casually running up on me fighting 10 shotgunners
a pogryn
and an actual chaos spawn
modern lintel
i didnt realize it was an actual chaos spawn till it was nearly dead
rocky nacelle
oops
rocky nacelle
LOL
placid fiber
and an actual chaos spawn
As opposed to the non-existent chaos spawn...?
rocky nacelle
weakened
the pogryn was weakened and I think I killed him while also getting the chaos spawn to half
at the same time
frosty herald
we should have a chaos spawn in sm2
rocky nacelle
cant remember
placid fiber
Oh, you said weakened, not weekend...
modern lintel
cooked
rocky nacelle
ngl that was pretty fun
fighting a pogryn and CS on top of like 12 shotgunners
monstro specialists saving maelstroms
hard nexus
ngl that was pretty fun
can i join in like 20
modern lintel
no noobs allowed
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pale spindle
hard nexus
brocken
placid fiber
can i join in like 20
20 what? Cheeseburgers, hams, penguins?
pale spindle
POGryn??????????
fleet zealot
cute
hard nexus
you vet gaming?
if it’s 3veg i’ll go zealot
rocky nacelle
its A-I-II
hard nexus
well
rocky nacelle
17 mins left
rocky nacelle
all good
grizzled aspen
Is there another spot?
frosty herald
i will join and down 20 times
rocky nacelle
i will join and down 20 times
average marty enjoyer
grizzled aspen
Sure. Gonna go eat something first, though. Haven't eaten in like... 20 hours.
rocky nacelle
placid fiber
i will join and down 20 times
Still better than a rando...
modern lintel
time to powersword
rocky nacelle
evil maxx
rocky nacelle
ok back to the boring star I go
modern lintel
nvr nvrmind internet just died
frosty herald
why otter make silly sound
rocky nacelle
https://tenor.com/view/dark-souls-bloodborne-sekiro-gif-14157546
real souls players could parkour in ds1-3
pale spindle
zealot chat is no more, this is now the wholsome snake kitten channel
gloomy badge
real souls players could parkour in ds1-3
It's mandatory in 3
frosty herald
where
rocky nacelle
the firelink shrine parkour puzzle
(wow I got a firekeeper soul and fire keeper maiden armor)
so worth
frosty herald
the firelink shrine parkour puzzle
FUCK GETTING TO THE FRENZIED FLAME
rocky nacelle
yamato
modern lintel
ok im on way back storm francine or whatever the fuck it's called struck me down for a sec
rocky nacelle
you know you can just drop right?
frosty herald
its the exact same puzzle except fucking ass
rocky nacelle
unironically you cant fail the frenzied flame puzzle
once you start going down on the first coffin
if you just drop mid you'll be fine
(unless you want the items)
then yeah have fun
modern lintel
was the dlc for elden any good
modern lintel
hem
frosty herald
was the dlc for elden any good
mixed ngl
frosty herald
its decent but some plotpoints dont make sense or are just underwhelming
rocky nacelle
Ringed City -> Artorias -> Iron king DLC -> SOTE
and funny enough I could swap those around in any order
they are that good
pale spindle
misty nova
zealot chat is no more, this is now the wholsome snake kitten channel
This one lady said that cats perceive me as a bigger cat
She was lying, I can't loaf
modern lintel
i think the only thing i didnt do in elden ring was go to the place qhere godwyn died qnd you have to fight that dragon
frosty herald
they are **that** good
banished to fight lud and zallen in the frozen outskirts
rocky nacelle
banished to fight lud and zallen in the frozen outskirts
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ivory king is the best DLC
besides that part
frosty herald
i did it once
rocky nacelle
but the entire DLC being goated?
i'll give it to iron king
everytime
fume knight / the weapons / sir alonne
modern lintel
Arizona arnold palmer my beloved
frosty herald
ds2 having multiple unique mechanics and gimmicks that never get used
frosty herald
ds2 is also the only souls game that correctly uses the artorias greatsword
spare talon
skullcrusher on the SI is so sexy god damn
frosty herald
you have to use it in the left hand to get the proper moveset
frosty herald
steam record my beloved
lapis cave
So, not Elden Ring related, but I'm pretty sure I'm playing Knife Zealot wrong. Everyone talks about how amazing it is, but I can't seem to get the same results, especially vs stuff like Crushers. Which mark should I be using? Which attacks (push attacks to target weak spots)? Mine has Uncanny Strike and Lacerate (not sure what to swap Lacerate to)
Anyone got a good, up to date guide you can point me to? Grateful for any help
spare talon
uncanny riposte, uncanny precog, etc
you always want to be targeting the head, it does almost 3x damage to the head, not just on push attacks
rotund shoal
im also curious about optimal combos. when do you push attack spam vs heavy punch heavy vs heavy cycle?
paper harness
special light heavy
rotund shoal
i meant special light. you start with it? you dont start with heavy?
fleet zealot
So, not Elden Ring related, but I'm pretty sure I'm playing Knife Zealot wrong. ...
if you want bleed go flesh tearer tho precog and riposte are both better, use your special light heavy and push attacks
slate haven
Would the rahsad be good with the flamer or nah
fleet zealot
i meant special light. you start with it? you dont start with heavy?
you start with the heavy if you are schmovin
slate haven
I’m looking for good single-target weapons that aren’t the knife of T-hammer
fleet zealot
I’m looking for good single-target weapons that aren’t the knife of T-hammer
chainaxe
spare talon
i meant special light. you start with it? you dont start with heavy?
you start with the heavy since the special light followup is faster than charging up another heavy
so youd preemptively wind up a heavy
then special light
rotund shoal
and follow up for best dps? spam special light?
against elite packs especially
oh special light and then heavy
thats what he meant
spare talon
another combo you might like if youre using the mk3 is after the h2, the light is a direct stab, and this loops
lapis cave
if you want bleed go flesh tearer tho precog and riposte are both better, use yo...
definitely not married to bleed. It's just what happens to be on the knife right now
slate haven
I can’t wait till we get the dueling sword
hollow dove
yee
hollow dove
tho idk if i'll use it much on zealot. I use it exclusively on psyker but i use psyker a lot differently
slate haven
tho idk if i'll use it much on zealot. I use it exclusively on psyker but i use ...
It’s got crazy horde clear and elite killing
hard nexus
It’s got crazy horde clear and elite killing
dueling sword?
slate haven
Imagine how good it’ll feel with IJ and Fathful Frenzy
slate haven
dueling sword?
Yerr
hard nexus
crazy horde clear???
slate haven
Yes.
ripe heron
Zealot duelling sword is going to one-shot crushers
slate haven
If you build it correctly yes
slate haven
Zealot duelling sword is going to one-shot crushers
Wild
grizzled aspen
My psyker can 3 tap crushers without any funny business. Can't imagine zealout with 50% more headshot damage will need any more than 2.
hard nexus
and then 4 snipers and you died
lapis cave
mk IV is the preferred mark for psykers. Think it'll be the same for Z?
grizzled aspen
You can probably milk even more damage with martyrdom.
hard nexus
If you build it correctly yes
i have a perfectly build ds4 on pysker and it’s so bad at horde clear
spare talon
why is it trimming 2-3 seconds shorter than what i set
copper hawk
Thay is my last decree
slate haven
i have a perfectly build ds4 on pysker and it’s so bad at horde clear
Rampage?
copper hawk
Gootbye forever
grizzled aspen
IJ would probably still be best because of its interaction with dodges.
ripe heron
II is more flexible, with heavy sweeps
spare talon
grizzled aspen
Gootbye forever
Smell ya later, stinky.
paper harness
Zealot duelling sword is going to one-shot crushers
Patch 13 and it’s consequences have been a disaster for the balance of Darktide
ripe heron
It's because fatshark are going to put thrust on it
modern lintel
holy mid i love game crash
north sedge
thematically appropriate, but silly
grizzled aspen
It's because fatshark are going to put thrust on it
Thrust will not be considered when uncanny and precog/riposte are possible.
hard nexus
u won’t need both with thrust
grizzled aspen
Literally nobody will run that.
paper harness
Thrust hits the one shot breakpoint on every elite
hard nexus
60% more damage stacked with a couple of zealot buffs and it reaches one shot easily
slate haven
Thrust hits the one shot breakpoint on every elite
Thrust and rampage will be nuts
paper harness
Rampage?
slate haven
For hordes
paper harness
hard nexus
Thrust and rampage will be nuts
nobody uses rampage on a dueling sword
slate haven
nobody uses rampage on a dueling sword
I will 😎
grizzled aspen
Good luck hitting 3 targets with any variant.
paper harness
Thrust precog stacking with duelist
hollow dove
do people ever actually use lights on dueling sword?
hard nexus
110% finesse damage
rotund shoal
do people ever actually use lights on dueling sword?
to kill steal
grizzled aspen
do people ever actually use lights on dueling sword?
I do.
hard nexus
do people ever actually use lights on dueling sword?
for small horde clear, but not for anything significant
grizzled aspen
But thats only to stagger enemies or build up headshots for true aim.
grizzled aspen
"Are you a game designer" hell no, that's what I'm going to school for.
hard nexus
https://jobs.fatsharkgames.com/jobs/4809230-combat-designer
let me just move to sweden rq
and also be a seasoned game designer
grizzled aspen
I could offer my 2 cents on balance but that's about it.
hard nexus
make me a community manager and this game will be perfect
paper harness
not you nade
grizzled aspen
Lmao.
slate haven
How did you know
grizzled aspen
Shut him down before he even said anything.
frosty herald
https://jobs.fatsharkgames.com/jobs/4809230-combat-designer
Ill get right to it
slate haven
Well I was gonna say
Mr. Dorn if you do some dockies runs today HMU
But that works too
frosty herald
Yeah fatshark just add the bret longsword game is fixed
grizzled aspen
Mr. Dorn if you do some dockies runs today HMU
Somebody kill him for saying that.
hard nexus
Yeah fatshark just add the bret longsword game is fixed
and a bolt staff
grizzled aspen
Anybody.
hard nexus
Yeah fatshark just add the bret longsword game is fixed
bret longsword but it’s a power sword
!!
slate haven
🤠🔫
grizzled aspen
They really do need to rip vt2 weapons for this game.
hard nexus
cole has arrived
hard nexus
They really do need to rip vt2 weapons for this game.
they already do, the mk15 evis is just the executioners greatsword, the great hammer is the crucius thunder hammer
grizzled aspen
Bretonnian longsword would be great, rip kerillians greatsword for a 2h force sword...
slate haven
It’s bc I already got the job
grizzled aspen
they already do, the mk15 evis is just the executioners greatsword, the great ha...
Yeah I know, that's why evisc feels natural to me. Two lights and then a block cancel or push cancel.
slate haven
John fat shark HMU
spare talon
https://jobs.fatsharkgames.com/jobs/4809230-combat-designer
i can do it
ill first triple all crit chance sources and make it to where crit chance over 100% makes it to where you can have a double crit which will use the finesse modifier twice
slate haven
Someone get this guy in the office NOW
grizzled aspen
They should pull a rogue trader and just make any overflow crit chance convert to rending.
median steeple
https://jobs.fatsharkgames.com/jobs/4809230-combat-designer
another 3 trillion buffs to plasma
hard nexus
i can do it
ill first triple all crit chance sources and make it to where crit c...
warframe
fleet zealot
They should pull a rogue trader and just make any overflow crit chance convert t...
game needs more rending
spare talon
darktide if i get my hands on it
fleet zealot
Are you baiting or serious?
i hate rending
grizzled aspen
More rending sources are needed so we can run weapons that aren't solely anti armor.
fleet zealot
no there just needs to be better balance
grizzled aspen
I fucking HATE people that say "err just use zarona 🤓 " like that's not helping the issue.
spare talon
thats what i was gonna say
median steeple
Under me I will delete all classes and make everyone use the latrine shovel
spare talon
many weapons need better armor adms flat out
hard nexus
More rending sources are needed so we can run weapons that aren't solely anti ar...
no, less rending but buffs to some weapons innate ADMs
yeah cole gets it
grizzled aspen
Alright that's a valid counterargument.
fleet zealot
AP bolter variant
grizzled aspen
hard nexus
AP bolter variant
no arming distance
grizzled aspen
AP bolter would be so fucking good.
hollow dove
i was curious what they'd pay for a sr. dev but they don't even list the projected income or salary grade kekw
hard nexus
just a solid diamantine slug of a bolt
hard nexus
bolt shotgun when
spare talon
what if there was a bolter variant that did very mid damage but had a delayed explosion, similarly to a krak
much less damage ofc but a similar radius
rotund shoal
please not a less damage bolter
modern lintel
wheres dickot
hard nexus
what if there was a bolter variant that did very mid damage but had a delayed ex...
i think that’s similar to dragonfire bolter shellls
spare talon
not perfect but this is one of the best weapons ive ever seen melk carry
frosty herald
what if there was a bolter variant that did very mid damage but had a delayed ex...
implosion rounds
south folio
Zealot duelling sword is going to one-shot crushers
PIETY DUELLIST SUSTAINED ASSASAUTLATU A AIUSDAUISUDAISFUOSI WOOOOOOO
fleet zealot
martyrdom duelist
grizzled aspen
what if there was a bolter variant that did very mid damage but had a delayed ex...
Dragonfire rounds go brrrrr.
obsidian prairie
not perfect but this is one of the best weapons ive ever seen melk carry
I found an nearly perfect mk3 yesterday
fleet zealot
horde of crushers? poke em down
obsidian prairie
Amazing stats and 2 (?) good rolls
fleet zealot
i wish melk would give me good waepons
obsidian prairie
Didn’t buy it
grizzled aspen
implosion rounds
You think they'd trust rejects with antimatter?
ornate bone
You think they'd trust rejects with antimatter?
yes
hard nexus
what if there was a bolter variant that did very mid damage but had a delayed ex...
Kraken Penetrator Rounds (Kraken Bolts)
Boltkken
Kraken Pattern Penetrator Rounds
Kraken Penetrator Rounds, also called Kraken Bolts, are powerful armour-piercing rounds. The dense metallic core is replaced by a solid adamantium core and uses a heavier main detonator charge.
Kraken Bolts utilise their adamantium core to provide them with additional weight and stopping power and also possess an improved propellant to penetrate the thickest xenos hides.
Upon impact, the outer casing peels away and the high velocity adamantium needle accelerates into the victim, where the larger detonator propels shards of super hardened metal further into the wound. These rounds are effective against heavily-armoured infantry, xenos monstrosities and lightly-armoured vehicles.
frosty herald
They trust us with plasma weapons and powerswords
south folio
https://tenor.com/view/enricopucci-happy-happy-enrico-pucci-jojo-made-in-heaven-...
i can't wait to see the knife vs duelling sword arguments here
grizzled aspen
A plasma gun can't punch a hole directly through a dreadnought in one shot.
obsidian prairie
Kraken Penetrator Rounds (Kraken Bolts)
Boltkken
Kraken Pattern Penetrator Roun...
This is probably a warcrime
spare talon
i can't wait to see the knife vs duelling sword arguments here
knife for safety
dsword for "fuck it we ball"
obsidian prairie
Doesn’t mean much
hollow dove
knife gamers in shambles once we get the dueling sword
grizzled aspen
Kraken Penetrator Rounds (Kraken Bolts)
Boltkken
Kraken Pattern Penetrator Roun...
Did you say APFSDS?
misty nova
Knife mobility when DS5
obsidian prairie
knife for safety
dsword for "fuck it we ball"
I would still run knife, need my zoomies
south folio
hi meow
ripe heron
Safety wise, duelling swords also has an immediate stagger anything button.
hard nexus
This is probably a warcrime
bolters are a war crime
hollow dove
damage wise, dueling sword also beats the knife
the only thing knife has is stabby sprint at the start of the game
lapis cave
mk III or mk VI for the knife? Does it matter much?
hollow dove
mk III or mk VI for the knife? Does it matter much?
personal preference, i prefer 3
misty nova
mk III or mk VI for the knife? Does it matter much?
Yes, sort of, not really
It's preference
stone fern
https://jobs.fatsharkgames.com/jobs/4809230-combat-designer
Bonus qualifications
Proficiency in Lua
grizzled aspen
Give the current bolter these and give a new model dragonfire rounds.
spare talon
mk III or mk VI for the knife? Does it matter much?
mk3 is basically only stabs
mk6 trades them for mostly horizontal slashes, making it better at group clear by comparison, but not anything comparable to an actual group weapon
lapis cave
ahh
spare talon
if you want funny stabby knife, mk3
a more generalist leaning one, mk6
lapis cave
so you kinda want III to enable weak spot hits better
since that's how knife does knife things
grizzled aspen
Yeah. Easier to aim it.
hard nexus
Give the current bolter these and give a new model dragonfire rounds.
well dragonfire is also anti personnel, not armor
spare talon
its not hard to hit the head on either tho
hard nexus
i was wrong
modern lintel
@rocky nacelle i think sm2 might have brain rotted me
hard nexus
dragonfire is essentially just a larger explosive shell
lapis cave
primary stats are finesse, pen, first target, then damage, and minimal mobility (as long as you get all 6.0 dodges)?
grizzled aspen
well dragonfire is also anti personnel, not armor
Hold on I might be stupid let me go double check to make sure I'm not mixing up ammo types.
modern lintel
braim no worky
spare talon
primary stats are finesse, pen, first target, then damage, and minimal mobility ...
finesse, first target, and damage are all equally as important
and you want all of them as high as possible
hard nexus
Hold on I might be stupid let me go double check to make sure I'm not mixing up ...
i was looking lol
ornate bone
braim no worky
don't worry, you don't need a working brain
hard nexus
i posted the anti armor shells earlier
grizzled aspen
Thermic penetrators is what I was thinking of.
spare talon
pen matters less but is still important IF youre not running uncanny
hard nexus
Kraken Penetrator Rounds (Kraken Bolts)
Boltkken
Kraken Pattern Penetrator Roun...
@grizzled aspen
hard nexus
Thermic penetrators is what I was thinking of.
ah those too
spare talon
mobility can be dumped down to like 30%
grizzled aspen
Literally just spicier bolter ammo.
spare talon
it isnt possible to get 6 dodges as that requires above 80% mobility which is literally impossible
hard nexus
i can get it
rocky nacelle
that other zealot running riposte / flesh tearer
hard nexus
cuz i’m cooler
rocky nacelle
praying for kindred
grizzled aspen
cuz i’m cooler
No, you ain't.
hollow dove
Power Maul
New: Power Surge
Special Attacks on Armored Enemies cause an additional Shockwave. Special Attacks have +10-25% Explosion Radius.
Kinda funny
rocky nacelle
just dmg max like a tard
hollow dove
i kinda wanna try it out
hard nexus
Power Maul
New: Power Surge
Special Attacks on Armored Enemies cause an addition...
is this something their adding
i don’t remmeber
modern lintel
Power Maul
New: Power Surge
Special Attacks on Armored Enemies cause an addition...
mini crusher
misty nova
i kinda wanna try it out
Don't forget Big Boom talent
hollow dove
oh wait
hard nexus
mini crusher
it’s probably bigger than a crusher lol
rocky nacelle
obligatory hadron crafting crash moment
also are we 4 manning yet
or is it still me and cole
hard nexus
lmfao
modern lintel
i might have to roll crusher for that
hollow dove
Don't worry, Crusher will get slaughterer
yeee i saw that, pretty busted
spare talon
hollow dove
i love the shock maul tho
rocky nacelle
ok more propaganda
mk3 uncanny/precog
mk6 uncanny/lacerate
both chastise
win
hollow dove
i use it with lightning reflexes rn which makes it really fun.. Doesn't add any damage so i figured it'd be cool to try out the explosion thingy
modern lintel
wonder if thunder hammer buff will actually make them noticeably better
grizzled aspen
also are we 4 manning yet
I'm leaving to get food now, I should be back in like... 20 minutes. Had to discuss with my parents what they wanted to eat.
rocky nacelle
kk
hollow dove
wonder if thunder hammer buff will actually make them noticeably better
yee i wonder how the chaining will feel with the somewhat faster attacks
fleet zealot
i use it with lightning reflexes rn which makes it really fun.. Doesn't add any ...
lR does add damage tho
it gives a power boost when you do it
hollow dove
altho the special attack still hitting a random goon kinda still disgusting
modern lintel
also crucis charger heavy being a vertical now idk about sounds good might me icky
modern lintel
we can fix them
spare talon
yee i wonder how the chaining will feel with the somewhat faster attacks
its more than 2x shorter of a delay
rocky nacelle
it will probably
feel like how it felt when you could QQ cancel it
or at least somewhat close to it
hollow dove
also crucis charger heavy being a vertical now idk about sounds good might me ic...
oh i missed that, that might actually help bopping crushers a lot so you don't actually have to do a jump to avoid the horde
modern lintel
oh i missed that, that might actually help bopping crushers a lot so you don't a...
they are also adding a bit of cleave to the charger heavy now aswell i think
hard nexus
kerblam
hard nexus
they are also adding a bit of cleave to the charger heavy now aswell i think
yeah, one cleave
so itll cleave one chaff
modern lintel
hollow dove
or rather if you hit chaff you might still cleave the crusher
hard nexus
or rather if you hit chaff you might still cleave the crusher
huh
hard nexus
also crucis charger heavy being a vertical now idk about sounds good might me ic...
it’ll be easy to avoid the overhead i’m pretty sure, just wait a best before stacking and it’ll go to a side heavy
pale spindle
@fleet zealot
frosty herald
All operations on substantial
spare talon
median steeple
blissful frigate
Taller than an ogryn
spare talon
just putting this here to wonder what this lvl 3600+ zealot was smoking
fleet zealot
just putting this here to wonder what this lvl 3600+ zealot was smoking
peak
paper harness
just putting this here to wonder what this lvl 3600+ zealot was smoking
ITS CELINE LMAOO
@opal sparrow
opal sparrow
#1 worst zealot in darktide
full nebula
no thats me
opal sparrow
no thats me
cap
full nebula
ive played with them handful of times
modern lintel
meow clutch fail 1000 years penance
spare talon
well i think i have an idea based on no duellist with rashad, specialists and shred on rashad, multiple stat nodes that arent needed
opal sparrow
like how bad are we talking
lowest everything on scoreboard (majority of "the important" stats)
frosty herald
lowest everything on scoreboard (majority of "the important" stats)
at lvl 3600
opal sparrow
Yes
frosty herald
youve got to be joking
rocky nacelle
when I shove the 40 walkers around me
opal sparrow
I wish I wasn't
rocky nacelle
but they dont get shoved
so I cant dodge the trapper net
body blocking is a bitch
modern lintel
the triple bomber triple flamer combo is not good
frosty herald
I wish I wasn't
opal sparrow
They've got alot of levels recently I see
modern lintel
meow was intimidated by my swag and started shaking in hands
opal sparrow
I stopped playing to take a break and I had a 1k lead on them
spare talon
They've got alot of levels recently I see
speedrunning maybe?
rocky nacelle
it appears I was holding the complete other side with every special on that side
spare talon
its not hard to speedrun for levels in this game
spare talon
i think mercantile is the easiest to actually do cuz all you need is a knife
opal sparrow
The team typically carries them
spare talon
im talking like actually speedrun, not in pubs
rocky nacelle
rocky nacelle
man that run was going so good too
spare talon
you can do auric maels in 10 minutes or so without perfect play
opal sparrow
I just hit qp or make a team and run maelstorms
frosty herald
youve got to be exeptionally dogshit to hit 3600 and still get lowest score
full nebula
i like killing things too much to do speedrunning
opal sparrow
same
fleet zealot
spare talon
average vet
rocky nacelle
average vet
modern lintel
man that run was going so good too
was i actually out dmging
full nebula
should just be named imperium enjoyer
rocky nacelle
we were all in contest
hard nexus
meow clutch fail 1000 years penance
:((((
hard nexus
that was actually the fastest ive ever died
i saw you go down, turned around to look at you, saw ur healthbar disappear, and knew you were fucked no matter what i did
hard nexus
cole did best
rocky nacelle
that was 3 flamers and like 2 bombers im pretty sure
instant corruption and dead
🔥
hard nexus
but thats vet and cole is using vet as a crutch and sucks and and and and and
wahhhhh
modern lintel
i saw you evaporate in the fire as i was running up to stealth
fleet zealot
i wish there was an ingame report option even tho i know fatshark doesn't have the staff to do that
rocky nacelle
i thought there was
hard nexus
was i actually out dmging
yeah
rocky nacelle
or is it just forum reports
median steeple
damn you're washed
modern lintel
time to hang this up on my wall
frosty herald
ngl
hard nexus
spare talon
cole did best
i always do
hard nexus
lmfao
rocky nacelle
why am I focused
hard nexus
wrong cole
rocky nacelle
obssessed 🙄
frosty herald
i keep forgetting to get this version of scoreboard
rocky nacelle
oh is that how DI works
yucky
also cole said it saved like 1.5 gigs of just scoreboard data
no thanks
hard nexus
oh is that how DI works
its neat for listing all of the players, so it doesnt get screwed up by
leaves
modern lintel
47% crit on vet kinda funky
rocky nacelle
I barely convinced myself to get original scoreboard
hard nexus
ITS CELINE LMAOO
context?
rocky nacelle
but the l4d2 numbers that I love at the end of maps got me
paper harness
Terrible player
spare talon
context?
theyre supposedly impressively ass at lvl 3600
i mean
no duellist on rashad
shred on rashad
paper harness
theyre supposedly impressively ass at lvl 3600
me and eva have played with them
Worse than a bot
spare talon
Worse than a bot
if thats the case
paper harness
not joking
hard nexus
are they just never around the team? or just impressively shit at everything
frosty herald
do i just throw powerdi into the mods folder
paper harness
Shit
spare talon
absolute mystery how they ahve auric exemplar
hard nexus
do i just throw powerdi into the mods folder
yeah
rocky nacelle
absolute mystery how they ahve auric exemplar
auric heresy
paper harness
absolute mystery how they ahve auric exemplar
we already know
frosty herald
cause it has a file outside of its mod folder
hard nexus
absolute mystery how they ahve auric exemplar
probably speedrunning and getting carried
hard nexus
cause it has a file outside of its mod folder
idek where that file is lol
i should find it
but
yeah
just drop it in ur mod folder
frosty herald
power.di MOD
hard nexus
and add it to the text file
hard nexus
huh
coarse birch
one day i will go through all my scoreboards and delete the old ones so opening up my scoreboards doesnt make the game explode
i already did 30 mins of scoreboard deleting and it was not enough
hard nexus
@spare talon where is the powerdi folder
spare talon
i already did 30 mins of scoreboard deleting and it was not enough
just delete the source files in app data
rotund shoal
cause it has a file outside of its mod folder
? the version i have from nexus has all the files inside Power_DI folder
coarse birch
just delete the source files in app data
oh can i still do it and save the ones i want to
ig i have screenshots anyway
spare talon
coarse birch
i didnt think of checking the mod
frosty herald
? the version i have from nexus has all the files inside `Power_DI` folder
Theres the readme powerdi mod file and the scripts folder
rotund shoal
Theres the readme powerdi mod file and the scripts folder
Yes but it all should be inside a folder
you drop the folder in not the individual files
sorry if u already know this
hard nexus
Theres the readme powerdi mod file and the scripts folder
put the whoile folder in the mod folder
paper harness
rebuilind mods now
frosty herald
hard nexus
rotund shoal
Go one directory up
hard nexus
do i delete this one too
hard nexus
that file that everything is in, is what goes in the mod folder
dont pull anything out
modern lintel
hm yes computer nonsense i know absolutely nothing about
spare talon
i use vortex
it installed normally so there shouldnt be any difference in manual installing vs other mods
frosty herald
well i put the entire folder into it not just the powerdi folder in scripts
rocky nacelle
hm yes computer nonsense i know absolutely nothing about
rotund shoal
well i put the entire folder into it not just the powerdi folder in scripts
right click the .zip you download and click extract
frosty herald
mf i know how to install it
hard nexus
then
rotund shoal
... ? what is the problem
hard nexus
what are we talking about
frosty herald
im saying do i need to use the POWERDI FOLDER IN SCRIPTS
hard nexus
no
rotund shoal
thats internal mod stuff
frosty herald
OR THE FOLDER ITSELF FROM THE RAR
hard nexus
no
rotund shoal
the folder itself
hard nexus
yeouch
modern lintel
have you considered praying to the omnessiah in your time of need
rotund shoal
omnissiah cant help him
not electronically blessed
pray to void dragon maybe he teaches u secret art of right click > extract
rotund shoal
flamer guy
rocky nacelle
flamer is bad guy
modern lintel
noob speaker
gloomy badge
https://tenor.com/view/anime-android18-gohan-fight-dragon-ball-gif-16191699
Trunks was so real for this
rocky nacelle
exactly as cole says
we need to give people who have the worst takes
the noob speaker role
spare talon
we need to give people who have the worst takes
i took a glance at this and thought it said we need to give people the worst takes
coarse birch
i think it would be easier and faster to give roles to people who give good takes
rocky nacelle
but then we're "gate keeping"
rotund shoal
https://darktide.gameslantern.com/builds/9cdd466e-26ac-456d-83e6-e9ffb2c92ecd/im...
i thought u were going to link the cc impact build from the newbie today
fleet zealot
https://darktide.gameslantern.com/builds/9cdd466e-26ac-456d-83e6-e9ffb2c92ecd/im...
traumatized
rocky nacelle
that is what max impact crusher will do to people
modern lintel
smite detected
rotund shoal
oh that is it but I swear he had Anoint in Blood > Forittude in Fellowship
it tricked my eyes
rotund shoal
if someone new posted it and its the same or equivalent
spare talon
real build from real zealot
lusty oar
if someone new posted it and its the same or equivalent
last night be like ooooo aaaa ooooooooo aaa
paper harness
the noob speaker role
Have them put in a channel with only me
stone fern
last night be like ooooo aaaa ooooooooo aaa
HOOKED ON A FEELIN
stone fern
no ur line is high on believe'in
spare talon
fleet zealot
is there any groups needing a plus 1 cause last game i joined all 3 people went down in the first 10 seconds
and we were in the first part of the mission
fleet zealot
lol lmao
grizzled aspen
@rocky nacelle I'll be on in 5.
spare talon
im never allowed to be disabled
cuz if i am, no one ever fucking takes the half second it takes to undo it
so i just die
rotund shoal
/retry
fleet zealot
see i go to get everyone unpinned asap so they can keep being my maetshield /hj
paper harness
im never allowed to be disabled
cuz if i am, no one ever fucking takes the half ...
I have nuanced take here
If I can I will
If there’s an ounce of risks, massed elites etc you will have to die
stone fern
RAAAAAAAA GOTTA SMITE THOSE POXIES
rotund shoal
ah but the ppl in ur vid are literally lvl 20-40
theres kind of the expectation theyre not watching for disablers on their teammates
fleet zealot
i mean it can't get more obvious
there will be dog noise on the vox, struggle voicelines
spare talon
its kinda hard to ignore a massive warning sign and sound cue
and KARKING HELP ME!!!!!! ever 4 seconds
rotund shoal
didnt seem very hard for them
fleet zealot
teammates make comment, like the only thing i can think of is if they did the l4d2 style ! yellow triangle that shows up on the edge of your screen until you look at them,
lusty oar
and KARKING HELP ME!!!!!! ever 4 seconds
rotund shoal
yeh but if u have 30 in game hours u get all strung up from having to dodge a flamer and a horde
tunnel vision
same as when you have a million specials and a boss on u, you stop noticing your teammates health cuz u dont have time to look
spare talon
yeh but if u have 30 in game hours u get all strung up from having to dodge a fl...
this is low intensity damnation
ornate bone
should've been using imperium sanctioned music
paper harness
Learn fast
ornate bone
that's how you died
spare talon
yeh but if u have 30 in game hours u get all strung up from having to dodge a fl...
wheres that other one
rotund shoal
wheres that other one
?
paper harness
I also have the unfortunate habit of pressing tab before I think about risky plays
spare talon
they lose the game within 30 seconds after this clip ends
paper harness
oh yeah that was straight up evil
Lemme find evil for you
We wiped 15 seconds after
grizzled aspen
Hehe get barrel'd idiot.
ornate bone
should've seen the barrel coming
paper harness
I can’t even use the penance excuse
frosty herald
Backshots
fleet zealot
I love how they are letting the dregs beat you to death too
frosty herald
This makes me so angry
I genuinely wouldve gone in chat and said PICK ME THE FUCK UP
fleet zealot
(my push didnt come out)
maybe you should make a more accepting environment /j
ornate bone
I genuinely wouldve gone in chat and said PICK ME THE FUCK UP
nah you would've gone "PICK M3 TH3 FUCK UP" because clearly E key doesn't exist
rocky nacelle
Have them put in a channel with only me
a fate worse than death
modern lintel
bro should not have survived in that room w the bulwarks
spare talon
ornate bone
ive beat the fraud allegations
fraud allegations?
coarse birch
here we go
rocky nacelle
(also I didnt know the escape was open)
lmfao
I was just gonna kite to save you guys but I didnt know the gate opened
modern lintel
i think frog might be cooked
spare talon
this was a free 270 plasteel
frosty herald
Everytime i hear the trapper finish shooting a net i already know someone is getting netted
fleet zealot
here we go
THE Fucking ogryn
coarse birch
THE Fucking ogryn
i was so sad
fleet zealot
he doesn't even look back
ahahahaha
it's so much funnier when it's not happening to me 
rotund shoal
Everytime i hear the trapper finish shooting a net i already know someone is get...
i hear the damn trapper and hound sound in my sleep if i play too long
modern lintel
me thinks gonna get off for a bit will prob be back on later @rocky nacelle
rotund shoal
i played for like 20hrs straight and whenever i closed my eyes i would see a horde
grizzled aspen
@rocky nacelle my chat is messed up I'll rejoin in a minute.
modern lintel
i used all my juice for the game previous im pruned
ornate bone
i played for like 20hrs straight and whenever i closed my eyes i would see a hor...
what
grizzled aspen
Fatshark moment.
ornate bone
how
rotund shoal
how
like i was trying to go to sleep and started half dreaming
except every dream scenario was a normal dream but there was a poxwalker horde
and random trappers and hounds
lusty oar
i played for like 20hrs straight and whenever i closed my eyes i would see a hor...
same but i saw a pov of getting rubbed by rinda karnak
grizzled aspen
I think you need to be drawn and quartered.
ornate bone
like i was trying to go to sleep and started half dreaming
no, I mean how tf did you manage to actually play for 20hrs
modern lintel
same but i saw a pov of getting rubbed by rinda karnak
rotund shoal
no, I mean how tf did you manage to actually play for 20hrs
just play and dont stop?
grizzled aspen
My brain would be mush after like hour 4.
rotund shoal
none actually
rocky nacelle
we need a PSA on that train drop off area in Silo Cluster 18
rotund shoal
if im on drugs i dont feel like playng darktide lol
lusty oar
ah
stone fern
ah
coarse birch
i think the most ive done is 10-12
stone fern
were just old
modern lintel
i think most Ive ever tided at once was like 14 hours
ornate bone
what kind of drugs are you on?
clearly the heretic drugs we destroy in that one mission
lusty oar
highly acoustic
ornate bone
highly acoustic
very musical
rotund shoal
i had a bunch of adderall and after 2 hours i gave up and went for a walk
sober i can no life the hell out of DT
modern lintel
benadryl darktide when
ornate bone
man, I don't even have any drugs to play darktide on
lusty oar
ooooh man these antihistamines hitting me hard time to play smiteker
paper harness
ooooh man these antihistamines hitting me hard time to play smiteker
die
stone fern
ooooh man these antihistamines hitting me hard time to play smiteker
FUCK YOU
THAT WAS THING
fleet zealot
benadryl darktide when
i'd start screaming at my teammates
like i was a sick mess of the fanatic and the seer raised by a cutthroat
ornate bone
so wait can we get a tierlist of the best drugs to play smyker on?
rotund shoal
hemlock
paper harness
@naive stirrup says I play like i am on meth
modern lintel
used to play w a guy whod only play dayZ on ketamine
spare talon
ornate bone
used to play w a guy whod only play dayZ on ketamine
infinite replayability
paper harness
Game crashing on lauch lmao
stone fern
so wait can we get a tierlist of the best drugs to play smyker on?
trifed generic name "triprolidine & pseudoephedrine" very good decongestant itll knock you out tho
fleet zealot
unless you are one of those paranoid smokers
stone fern
resist the urge to seleep and youll be stupid
i give it a B
sold in germany as rhino for about 7-8 euro
stone fern
I am not in germany
other places have it
rocky nacelle
modern lintel
lusty oar
I am not in germany
you’re missing out on the fax machines and watersports adult films
stone fern
come to oktoberfest
🙄 you mean september fest
grizzled aspen
One of these things is not like the others~
rotund shoal
🙄 you mean september fest
i mean wiesn
stone fern
why the hell isnt it on october tho?
paper harness
you’re missing out on the fax machines and watersports adult films
the last part is your fav
rotund shoal
why the hell isnt it on october tho?
i used to know the reason, it was like a peasant fest or something. about the harvest
but i forgor
stone fern
wanna know the funny thing
i tried a shit ton of beers in germany
but wanna guess my favorite?
rotund shoal
augustiner?
lusty oar
budweiser
stone fern
the shit with the star cap
rotund shoal
aaah
rotund shoal
the one that smells like weed?
modern lintel
was it in a green bottle
stone fern
nah
paper harness
why the hell isnt it on october tho?
moved to sept because better weather
modern lintel
i think i was thinking of heineken
stone fern
moved to sept because better weather
drunk people dont care
stone fern
i think i was thinking of heineken
never trust dutch brewers