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cant relate i love the feeling of swooshing through a whole pack of elites with the electro sword
found another loyal son of magnus
erm u clearly got coherency mogged
I actually had the worst coherency efficiency because I was running around like a crackhead, dishing out lobotomies left and right with my dsmk4.
All is dust
Thousand Sons are my favourite legion
Thousand sons are really cool but damn do I hate that they're literally silt underneath their armor.
You’re really cool
Why are you so mean to me wtf 
That’s not a valid reason
(you do realize I'm joking, right?)
Do I?
(sarcasm)
I expected more from an ice cream sundae frog 
And I expected you not to eat tacos with a fork. (this one is not sarcasm)
thats why i like em
and its only the non sorcerer marines
the sorcerers are just stuck in the armor
You should try it
if ure not joking thats the whitest thing i heard
and im white af
do u eat pizza with a fork?
Look at my pfp
That’s how I eat tacos
I put them in a bowl and eat them with a fork and knife
Otherwise it’s too messy
He takes a perfectly good taco and smashes it like a heathen
No im with him on that in a bowl it makes sense
I thought it was like, plate and knife and fork
queue into qp auric doing untouchable operative 2
a little over 1 wound of corruption
hunting grounds
nope
what is with memory leaks lately
have you seen the mourningstar?
cool my game is unplayable lmao
IM GOING TO SCREAM
9/10 ON UNTOUCHABLE 2 AND I DIDNT ALT F4 FAST ENOUGH WHEN SHIT HIT THE FAN
Oh, and for the record, the zealout that was in my lobby was running all wound curios and was using them like he paid for them.
Bro could NOT stay off the floor.
yeah im not even trying that one
is that the one to complete a level without HP damage?
10 aurics without dying
ah, that one
i did this day 2 after penance release, but i also died at 9/10, tho i didnt alt f4 for this or auric MS (ASS title)
it happens
im at 5/10 maybe i should try it
also
i dont think you have to altf4
i think leaving the mission is good enough
you can just do hunting grounds or high intensity
ill just do high shock heresy
if you already ded then its reset
since i definitely lost that 9/10
but i cant remember if i finished it or not

man i had one when i was doing ass where i was downed when it went into the fail screen
and the game didnt count it
downed is ok from what my friend did, but if you are dead and waiting for rescue
then its too late
ye
my team was so not ASS material that the game gave me one for free
emperor's mercy
rashad is so stupid, you don't even have to try
Rashad and knife
rashad is very weak
rashad push attack buff pls
rashad special pls buff
could buff rashad heavies against maniac to 1.3
1.0 still looks like light attacks are better (since much faster)

new maelstrom, all modifier, double spawn numbers, but you get ALL talents in your tree
pls fatshark
chastise while in stealth while holding your relic
Scrier's inside a bubble while shrieking
and they all proc kinetic resonance so you get 5x the buff with sheld walls
add a celerity stim and you brainbursting THE HELL out of everything
meanwhile vet is the same 
I hate operation 5 so much
on PC alone it will made more money compared to how much they lost with Concord
thanks to Elden Ring and others games
making From Software games a mainstream entertainment
and CC's will market the game for free for you
Forget about Sony, they are full of sht, i used to be a big Sonyboi back in PS2/PS3 era, but then changed my view
Sitting on the golden gooses is fun, probably
playstation games used to mean something back in the ps2/ps3 era lol
hopefully armored core 6 expansion at tokyo game show or state of play
Now they release a new console with almost no exclusive games
i think they already hinted on that one
probably TGS
People in this game are infuriating.
I am trying to kill shit and this purg psyker is sitting in the back spending 10 years cooking a crusher instead of pulling out her sword and stabbing it in the face.
just practicing for the update 
I love it when purge psykers just lmb quell cancel vs shit the entire game
I have only brought a thunderhammer and flamer and played as if they work like they will with patch. People love this.
I mean, TH flamer have been a match for a while now
But DS4 Flamer is around the corner
i don't know how to play ds with psyker in a horde
Just imagine... heavy sword plasma vets...
Well, DS has bad cleave damage distribution unless you PA spam
And the PA still not good
💀
Or you pick the DS2 for its H2
reasonably priced consoles
backwards compatibility
disk drives
no forced psn accounts
no forced always online modes
i can go on
fall of sony best day of my life medium to small devs deserve way more praise than all the tripple A slop we get shoved down our throats
Ruthless is possible with assault def
PS5 Pro - console is a brick if you dont have internet access or PSN servers go offline
best idea ever
ITS SO PEAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yea it's true, everyone should get a pc where you can still get games on physical media

This is not canon
Yeah that does suck
memories broken the truth goes unspoken
Still wish they had flesh under the suits
another day, another week i shall be disappointed with my headgear options
I wanna see the gore of ripping a space marines head off
The thousand sons are all dust
whats your usual headgear bandit
(im still coping okri has the dessert face wraps)
best zealot headpiece
So it wont ever happen unless sorcerers get new execution animations
I will never feel the rippled abs of a post 30k thousand son 😭😭
Nice ferret
eyepatch from the 2nd released set of penance
i wish
it just looks clean
you could combine the eyepatch with other shit
i guess thats what for the drip is for
wooo earthquake
eyepatch is easily the best headgear a reject can get and its not even close
in terms of penances
(soykers are pretty cool too imo)
I like the veil they get on their mouth for the first penance
(kinda weird that subsequenct penances just forego that veil and say heres a metal blindfold and soyker collar)
ehhh
eyepatch is literally like
the easiest cosmetic ever/best
cause how simple it is
you can slap it on most things and it wont look like ass
simple cosmetics are always the best
(said the tf2 player)
but will destroy your characters depth perception untold amounts
they call it blind faith for a reason, kindred
the only perception of depth you need is the one the deathless emperor gives
holy powers and saintly ascension when
I mean id at least like to not pee on the seat.
I GOT BL4 for chaxe finally
bloodthirst
now that I think about it
if they add multiple tiers to blessings with none
hows perfect strike and BT gonna look
on the lower tiers
Sorta ignores hit mass.
(its actually crit chance)
and then rank 1: Barely ignores hit mass.
T4: What mass?
nah thats too meme-y
lmfao
imagine zealot crit viscerator with PS T4
oh pogryn
balanced
no
I wonder
it has a modifier on it now lol
if they're gonna fix the crit modifier
why y'all making
or just leave it
imagine a psword in the hands of a zealot that knows there is a dodge in the game instead of a vet.
it's fun

ah ok so what hamdol told me was a lie
its definitely crit chance at this point in time
because eviscerator literally gets 80% crit cause of it
with a piety build
7.5% more of the meager extra crit damage
no
lemme try something
alright i dont have time to argue about a blessing I use for 2 crit meme setups
lmfao
yes
also wtf even is hit mass bonus from armor? isn't mass innate per enemy or what?
you basically can M1 with an eviscerator and not get stuck on bulwark shield/carapace
Its like when you have a thing with the thing and it gets more things.
armor and weapons can have cleave modifiers
(granted its barely doing fuck all damage cause its carapace/bulwark shield)
but your swing wont get stopped
like the mk7 and mk6 heavyswords are 2x effective to cleave into flak
I got a new phone guys
it's some bad wording since carapace automatically stops any cleave
Im missing my phone
and the description is meant to be referring to that carapace property
Im no longer using a 6-7 year old iphone SE
figuring all that stuff sure feels like unlocking alchemic knowledge
i was literally there when they added it onto the blessing
i do not care I just said im not arguing for something I use on 2 crit meme setups
crit chance in patch notes, someone posted the code and it gives crit damage
if you wanna be right go ahead
don't the relentless have 2x the armor cleave of vanguard, but, vanguard have roughly twice the cleave of relentless?
sooo who all works for FS in here.
i do not care about being right lmfao
They have a role im pretty sure
im just saying what I heard from hamdol
Their names are blue
when I was asking for a perfect strike setup
and I know for a fact hamdol knows a shit lot more than me
What happened to catshark
they fixed the tooltip to be crit damage and as far as I know they did not change it to crit chance in the code lol
I haven’t heard about them in awhile
i don't care about you tbh i'm just putting down the correct information
iirc strawhat said they're good
you mean catfish?
don't take it personally
also is perfect strike any usable or is it just better to get extra cleave via any of the two blessings
Oh ok
no
mk15 can use pstrike as a meme but for every other weapon it's garbage
Meme potential
both eviscerators can use it
you can go rampage+ sweep on the mk2
but id say to use those memes after you're acquainted with evisc
rampage/shred on both 10x better
and mk15 can do BT/Ramp
I kinda wish i used anything other than knife while leveling my zealot
going shred pstrike on mk2 is just SH
But at the same time knife makes me happy
Even in sm2 i use combat knife when i can
knife is the worst weapon in the game anyways.
me and vic casually sawing through everything with mk2 PS/Shred
was one of the weapons i cared to use more than a few games alongside combataxes and chainswords so yeah, might meme about when i reinstall
it totally is. worst wep huh paradise?
paradise doesn't care
knife sucks ass
and so does its players
Hey :(
(includes me)
Oh ok
me esp
And this is where you try to sell us on the autopistol being the best gun...
Once we get Chained Deathblow I'm definitely using with PS on the Hsword
(dont forget loner,shroud)
no need because it clearly is without competition for the role
Agrapeena revolver is peak
naw knife is just the worst weapon so no need to give it a second look
Man... when are the gonna buff the autopistol in a way that doesn't make it completely reliant on blessings?
Probably never
most weapons are blessing reliant anyway
da shredder?
I seem to notice people wish it was a little like vt2
how else we gonnna do hive drivebys?
ogryn krourk stubber probs still worse tbh
(imagine weapons just being good and blessings being a by product)
autopistol needs like 30% damage buff to be able to kill properly again, ever since enemies are more tanky it didnt get anything
different timeline
fatshark would never allow such tomfoolery
Yeah... make it do like 60-70 damage, not 40-50
I hate autopistol >:(
rending on flamers/purg staff
I suck at aiming with it
two sides of the tomfoolery coin
lol yes buff the auto pistol so we can all go back to fighting for ammo
Do you brace? lol
Ads?
Yeah
Yeah
The thing you are always supposed to do with the autopistol lol
I mean the autopistol just sucks atm
I like revolver too much to use anything else anyways
you think they'll release the blessing with those numbers? idk personally, if they release like that good i guess, auric will be a flame heaven
And with them putting inspiring barrage on brautos, they are pushing it further and further into the mud
the last time I remember auto pistol being good, was when double bleed knife was actually a real thing
it had its day in teh sun....now just bury it in the backyard and leave it there.
(aka feats days)
they omega nerfed pinning fire without taking into account the damage it would have on the guns that used it
bolter still recovering and healing from such a deep wound
meanwhile autopistol has bled out
cheer up you can still use it to regen toughness
The only reasons you use the autopistol, for the most part, is toughness regen and trappers...
gonna ask when they're buffing knife
lol I thought we were gonna propose increased dmg per dead teammate when running loner?
Yeah, knif sux. biff it!
LOL
poke some irony at revolver being underused too and that it needs more ammo/better rending
I say replace loner with a Bhopping aura only for zealot
Fatshark would only do this by making it only increase ranged damage...
because fuck you to the players
I will take up the mantle and personally increase the revolver's numbers
because its not nerfed yet
!
rookie numbers
new aura, clutch hands, for every downed or killed teammate you deal 100% more damage and receive 25% less damage (additive)
multiplicative the further you are from your team.
tho... 100% more damage on the bolter might slap tbh
zarona with agri reload speed
dead monsters with a single mag
id just never use my knife.
I shoot WAY too much
Ah yes, true solo martyrdom god mode
actually at this point id like a 'sorry!' voice command
this would unironically increase toxicity by about 2%
(on clandestium)
I mean... monsters dead in 1 mag might show the bolter more properly, for how powerful it is lore-wise
I don't have time to type it out there are more barels that need burstin
its the thought that counts
at that point just give me a belt fed heavy bolter and let me cosplay rambo just graduated from catachan
melta when
Next thing you know... you're gonna say buff the zarona...
you just kicked the hornet nest
Nice sweater
give knives more chaff cleave and armor cleave for the heavy attacks
and make the punch stagger monsters
Better yet! Give us a full auto zarona!
that's like double revolver per revolver, genius
Exactly
Even if they buffed it even further... I still wouldn't use the zarona...
It just doesn't fit my playstyle
I've only ever used it on a Vet lol
it doesn't fit in your playstyle, i don't like it in the setting
we are not the same
Thank god for that, I wouldn't want anyone to suffer from my adhd
ill be waiting for the influx of general chat mains
to yell at my points and complain about knife
Make sure to tell them to buff the knife to thammer levels of damage per light
I mean before the multipliers
you're too obvious with these troll takes pill
no hyperboles when trolling
that gives it away
its gotta sound real
True tell them to buff the finesse by uh... 10%
lol ironically loner is pretty OP when you think about it paired with toughness regen curios
I actually asked if that made a difference
you know, it's sad that knives have little armor pen, heavy attacks should deal more damage to compensate
most people who know numbers said its meh
I mean you also are keeping the zealot's base aura
meh toughness dmg regen is meh
so it being functional on loner would be funny
Toughness regen speed is more goated on a lynchgryn
loner treats you in coherency and regen perk increases regen and reduces cooldown of coherency toughness regen
Does toughness regen being nerfed in melee not still apply to loner?
Coherency regen is still disabled when in melee, so its ass in general
I've only ever relied on coherency regen on the Ogryn lol
well if your in melee you should be scoring hits to regen toughness I was saying while moving/dealing with gunner chipping
other than that? Might as well not exist in my mind
still annoying to see your toughness just halting there just because you are fighting
I mean with how often zealot is in melee how do you notice when it starts?
if youre landing blows it shouldn't halt no?
If you're going to take anything talent-wise for toughness outside of melee, you should probably just do second wind and call it at that
for later in general
at least temp health gets its job done in this game via negating the absurd amount of ranged enemies there are
i can't fix the brain damage nor can I fix my eyesight
meanwhile I love them because I remember to actually use them

oh man throwing knives are money
i keep seeing crowds of enemies and pressing grenade
The 3 stun storm nades sitting in my pocket from start to end: 
only to realize i just threw a knife
I see crowds of enemies... I run into melee and hack them
ok bandit heres how you buff your tknives to bend at your will
Tripped :(
@fleet zealot ,this guy thinks uncanny is trash and watches tanner vids
i look like the photographer servitor took my picture at the wrong time
Come on... that's even more obviously bait than me saying to buff knife's base damage to thammer levels...
the portrait bug only affects my zealot and it's so minor i'm like
very DMV-esque
how did they bug this?
ive actually never gotten that zealot frame bug
i only barely notice it on the OG executioner masks
from the commissary
their little tassles look jank in the frame
(then they fix after 2 seconds)
Well they're buffing plasma and we haven't even seen the full notes 
So who knows
Revo/knife buffs next 
Wait they're buffing the plasma?!

I didn't fully read all the notes
revolver getting a 6th bullet I hear
They did????? 
thats my only gripe with zarona
unironically
since I started this game I was like why is it a 5 shot revolver
lmfao
come on... revolvers are at least a 6 shooter...
because mobian ahem
Make it dual wield
@pale spindle you dont get to join in on the meme cause you actually fell for it
heretic
tonner?
I fell for what? 🤔
tanner he makes leather goods
Welp I gotta go to work
to like the afternoon
o7
I have a Pic of tanner:
o_O
Tanner thinks he's the hardest shit on the planet because he used to play Quake "professionally"
Technicals
3 reasons why you musts try Pheon app
Rent-free
mind broken
rest in piss, kindred
you should agree with me in general
Can comprehend the horrors but momma raised me to share
no
nothing bad could come of it a few hours later
This fuckass alien in my house
Give it a little kiss on the forehead
give it botox
looks like a prop from independence day
I already do like multiple times a day
fucking bad time to have looked at the screen jesus christ
nah it's lol or some shit like that
Nah it's 4chan 😎
id name my kid tanner too if they were an accident
im naming my kid "mk3 uncanny strike precog"
he's too young for 4chan
I'm pro at the original Moneky Island, what does that make me? 🤔
an uncanny chud user
grog?
Young

I am pro at the space quest series so yeah
im pretty pro at luigis mansion
man og /b/ would have had a field day with him
Kiwi Farms is 4chan 2.0, change my mind 🧍🏻
4chan sarted in 2004/5
i miss mirc
I don't think u got the joke 😔
Trash Can Salad
explain it to me then
So Tanner is the maga dude?
200kdamage smyker dying 4 times
irc is still alive
freenode is dead but liberachat is new freenode
@frosty herald https://youtu.be/A9sU_31SXio?si=hqoPzZe13FBbXuqR
ZEALOT CHAT, give me your biggest flamer kill clips, psykanium or ingame
(besides fotf crushers)
I forgor to save them💀
I dont save them but
probably 20 ragers + some bulwarks
ill start clipping my pyromania later
@rocky nacelle We have a delusional guy in genchat saying flamer is bad because "nobody uses it," that's why Bandit asked.
when I do bring flamer and I see those giant mixed bulwark/elites horde, it's just one giant cooked marshmallow
oooooooooo
i get it now
I didnt know if that guy was baiting or not
cuz its general
Like I literally watched you cook some 30 scab ragers the other day when we were doing ASS.
gator
Flamer is god tier in the right situations and will absolutely save your ass if applied correctly
whoever said the rashad is good fuck you
I agree.
I have posted one sometime within thr last few days but I'm away from my pc and discord said "you like blurs of thumbnails right lole"
I'm actively getting angry over somebody being an idiot on discord, of all things.
fell for the bait
There is no way its bait at this point.
fixed it
I wonder if the flamer rending blessing works with incendiary nades
The guy is just being fucking stupid.
fatshark.........
dont you dare
Got it
I hate people saying someone takes something "too seriously"
imagine being passionate about something
kek
dorn is gonna have a field day in general
later
Do you think zealot can fly
with a a barrel yes
(Solid)
By the sheet emperor will
It's a question
How can you even become a teacher
If you can't even get a awnser right
I’ve been teaching all day
Stan is a teacher???
Emperor preserve us...
Hes going to teach children to eat tacos with a fork...
You should have seen the other stuff he cook
And his soda addiction
I dont want to.
The sacrilege that is mashing up a perfectly good taco and eating it with a fork is enough to send me into a black rage.
Look the mayo parmesan chicken kinda slapped

Furog-kassuto
I hereby ban Stan from any and all kitchens and he will only be served Frogcast approved meals.
If such meals are found to be tampered with, mandatory fasting will take immediate effect.
The Emperor protects.
Didn't you make a shit couscous
And you still haven't awnser me of what you teach
the salmon looked good though
I just to know your experience for future refrence
I teach English as a New Language
New language?
Furog-kassuto Chan
Did you get a degree in English?
Yes
How does that work?
Probably to non native speakers.
I have a degree in linguistics and a masters in education
What did you learn and what did they teach to prepare you?
I teach immigrant students English, they get specialized services in k-12 schools
What
Did you have to learn about mental and how to treat people?
Did you study to be a teacher?
Yes, classroom management and SEL is a big thing
Or was there another purpose
Yes I got my masters degree in education and certified by my state’s board of education
Classroom management?
Can you go to detail on that?
Also can you tell me the objective of your work?
Other then cash
I ain't getting into dm with [taco stan]
Shit would literally krill me
America is not fond of teachers, as there's a long standing stigma that teachers are out to get you as a student. They get paid over the course of summers without having to work, afaik.
America is so cringe on that
not really
Going through school, I had 4 separate teachers that absolutely fucking hated me.
some teachers are mean
They would all "lose" my assignments and make me redo them for no reason.
Some of those assignments being several page essays.
4 teachers out of, 45 teachers?
Granted, I could type out an essay in about 5 minutes, but still.
Eh never had to write essay
if you had 6 in elementary, 21 in middle school, and 28 teachers in high school
I'm just counting highschool.
Outside of test
that’s still 4/28
There are rarely like 10 teachers in a highschoolio
No?
I had 8 teachers every year.
did you go to a private school?
Noits public
Freshman through senior year.
i had 7 teachers every year
How much money do you think public schools have
Cause my high-school had what wellmore than 10, less than 40
enough to hire a shit ton of teachers
4/32 isn't a good number, all things considered.
Golly
And not once did I have the same teacher twice.
It seem I have started a school rivalry
It depends where you are and why

No this is just a discussion, schools in America are very different from each other.
what if we lick each other's buttholes
true
WHAT THE
my school was better though
The school I went to had about 128 teachers on staff at the high school.
i’m gonna see if i can find how many mine had
Sadly for you I am extremely slaneshhi
My graduating class was 3000 people.
power fist
My professor for stats would regularly forget he assigned us homework
And when he assigned us homework it was entire pages out of the textbook
we had 116, but idk if that’s accurate
halloooo
Hai
wtf? just a class?
my entire high school was 3000 people
If he forgot he assigned us work he'd never ask for it
i thought that was a lot
How many people did you have in a classroom at a time?
And then give everyone an A for it
i can’t tell when this article was posted
I had one of those kinds of classes in my high school, easiest class in my life
varied a lot, anywhere from 25 to 40
40 people for a class room is actually pretty overloaded
Yes, 3000 people. The year before was like 2.6k. The year after was 2.4k. We just had a lot of people.
my stats teacher was just a creepy idiot who sucked at teaching lmfao
Wow.. was it like a normal 4 year high school? Does that mean you had over 12k students in your school?
Thats crazy to me
We had a rule at our school that no teacher could have over 30 students at a time.
with only 128 teachers and a graduating class of 3k, how
Yessir. Normal public highschool. They just have a FAT budget and made as big a building as they could get.
hmmm yummy slop shop with nothing good
it’s all so ugly
Outsourcing classes, we had this thing called VOTECH where you would take a bus to another place to learn practical skills.
oh dual enrollment
Hopefully we get something cool on the update (more rags!!!!)
Our class literally forced the school to get more busses to accommodate the program.
that bigger than the biggest high school in germany.. i was in one of the biggest and it dwarfs it. fkin yanks
lmfao
america is so much bigger than a lot of europeans think it is
300mil vs 80mil people (germany)
with a lot less population density
so actually it shouldnt be that big of a difference
which is why im surprised
yeah?
lower population density would mean it’s much bigger
The population of my town is 38 thousand people, according to Google.
And thats not considering people that live outside city limits.
That's craaazy
wait and is the high school in that town? everyone goes to the same high school? of 12k people?
ok this actually breaks the european mind
In this county yeah.
also population density isn’t a very good way to calculate that, as it doesn’t exclude nonarable land, or farmland
States are broken up into counties, which each have their own school districts.
Among other things.
Police forces, firefighters, etc.
i meant lower population density would mean smaller high schools in my heaed. but if you only have one big highschool in a small town it makes sense
Oh yeah I do forget the kids who go to school who live in bum fuck no where
All handled by local legislation.
so america, a country with a ton of farmland and just empty space overall has a lower population density by math, but in practice most of the population is concentrated into cities and towns
this is just generally true everywhere developed
it’s also because of the population being focused into towns and cities
yes, but especially with america due to its size
Anywho, my highschool was divided up into several atriums that all had their own wings. If you're a senior, you go to this one, if you're a junior, you go to that one, etc.
That's how we could fit so many people all in one space.
my highschool was just a cookie cutter design
12k people for a single school is crazy I have 4 high schools for 36000
If I walked on foot from one end of the campus to the next, it would take me well over an hour.
one big courtyard in the middle, buildings on the edges of the courtyard
two floors for classes
you didnt have multiple stories??
skibidi fortnite
Though we do live in tornado alley, so I suppose that's why.
how
Big fucking campus.
mb hes fat
superflat worlds
sims ass highschool
I'm 240lbs at 6ft tall, thank you.
No, go roll back into the living room.
i think thats normal in america?
rolling is a very effective method of locomotion
the only thing worth it in the slop shop is the augment ngl but like it's way too expensive for a single item
fat fuck
Normal in America for men is 200-240lbs for being 6ft+. I have Scandinavian genetics so I am built like a brick shithouse.
spherical fuck
I bet your kitchen cupboards are very high up 
I could probably bulk to being closer to 300 but I fear my heart wouldn't be able to handle it.
Oh fun fact, you can run into traitor guardsmen in space marine 2 and they'll just pop
The weakest 6' tall person
me?
Yeah. Anything you shoot humans with makes them instantly explode.
you can just run through them
Oh I didn't know that.
in freedom units im 5'10 175lbs which is pretty average
I can lift you with one hand.
i have friends who are over 200lbs and they look round af
frog i can bench your fat ass
someone ping me the start of the shit in general
shut up
Oh sweet jesus
while i roll my drivers back 30 years
I can bench my fat ass, what are you on about?
id hope you can bench your own weight
what doesn't happen in gneral
Some idiot was saying due to flamer having a low pick rate, it's bad.
With enough adrenaline I could probably flip a car.
I would never try it, though.
those adrenaline stories are crazy
most people could lift cars with adren
Unless it really, really needed to move.
basically me if I locked in
reddit mentality, but yet again, asking too much from the community i guess
but it will rip your muscles to ribbons
flip no lmao. lift one up im sure.
as in one side
I got that rat DNA, 140 at 6ft but I eat fucking everything
Creature!
I think ye have a tape worm
At least you aren't Cica.
Friend!
cica just doesn't eat
Cica is like 100lbs sopping wet.
I could literally lift Cica with a finger.
#general-chat message also bonus points cause i find this hilarious
keep them insulin levels in check
I doubt it, I don't think you're experienced enough to know the allure of a special title.
it seems the people who unironically have the worst takes
are also schizo
at least in here
lmfao
also yea LMFAO I saw that
they were talking about "the allure of a special title"
get real
i don't care for joking about schizo cause my father has it and I dodged the genetic bullet
maybe they have muscular distrophy or autism
fair enough
mb
cica? no he runs like crazy everyday
considering they're in the DT server
probably the latter

bro just has a poor diet and is still built diff
Cica definitely has autism.
but yea lmao when is ASS ever an alluring title especially when over half of people who wear their ASS title unironically suck complete ass at the game and obviously got carried
i remember doctor okris fkin comment from yesterday and still laughing
"if i see someone with max wounds i assume they might have a real life disability and dont flame them"
stopped reading 3 messages in, he doesn't know what he's talking about anyway
oh my gooood its too good
LOL
like sorry, your 300k damage and lowest kills on the team kinda just show you got carried for your title
I run mine now but nobody can say I got carried.
I just am not good enough to pull my weight and the weight of shitlords at the same time.
do lsd and see how well you actually dodged the bullet
well, i may have some alt form of bipolar
crazy shit runs in my family and i've just come to accept it because shit happens
cause i'm not manic/hallicunate but a psychologist once suggested I had depressive bipolar
chronic weed or stimulant abuse actually is more likely to lead to schizophrenia than psychedelics
nah dw about it
I have every degenerative bone disease I can think of.
By the time I hit 30 my spine will be basically gone.
i mean this zoloft they put me on last week is giving me paranoia i'm getting off of it tomorow lol
Not fun to think about.
both are associated with sorts of mental stuff awakening
I'm too scared to really make health jokes since recently
in october I figure it if my life is changed forever or not
You shut up! You know I wasn't carried!
we all try to convince each other of that in this chat, don't we
If Insect Glaive is as heavenly as I think it will be I will hire someone to cough on me for that covid positive test
dog ate my car keys lmao
dont worry tho in a week ill be revived like big J
No, genuinely, you can ask Dorn, Cole, or Para, I was actually doing great work in those auric maels. I just can't carry other people while maintaining that level of focus.
Quite literally, I can't lock in hard enough to pull that off.
Hmmm if you say so bro
(/j)
your autism levels
I find lacking.
i mean it's not you or anyone's business carrying heavy asses on auric like it was malice
Me and Cole did a true duo carnival mael and I was by myself for about 3 minutes, twice, because he kept getting desynced, and I played fine.
hammer autism
i got that tysm
Who are you thanking
I sentence myself to another 100 hours of staring at Stellaris to further develop my autism.
Rigorous training.
just play 3 hours of factorio
So flamer bad because nobody uses it
work smarter not harder
riiiiight
right because speedrunners never use it
like... never

Explode.
ooo i got u
When the "hold left click" weapon doesn't solve literally every problem in the game (liable to change next patch) 
me going dualing sword Vet:
I HATE ALL OF THESE FREAKS COMBUST NOW!
I ate my dog
the flamer test will become the turing test to know who plays auric (the only valid diff) or anything else
Unironically, I agree.
If you think the flamer is good, you are a real person and your opinions can be respected. Otherwise, you are a bot.
flamer is the ultimate test of critical thinking
can something be good yet be unpopular and niche?
society
not if i dont know about it
zero cleave cap + high damage
because if they believe niche=bad, they will also believe popular=good.
Definitely going to hell, then. I laughed as soon as he stepped back.
ferret poster
it's good to know that i myself at times have that extra chromosome too, i play the guitar just like that
where's the ferret
In that video I sent you can instantly see the moment I saw the upcoming situation and repositioned to use the flamer for it
You saw that patrol for like 2 seconds and internally said "yup, fuck that."
flamer is just soooo bad and it soooo badly needs rending
flamer needs lethal proximity (have the flaming heretics explode into napalm)
My question is, how effective is rending for killing bosses?
We have rending flame stacks
yeah, even then it was shit with 100% rending with dashes
so obv, weakspot/crit damage is good perks and so is salvo blessings
