#zealot-class

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stone fern
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i hate psword animations both marks feel so goofy

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like you're waving a wand around

rotund shoal
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cant relate i love the feeling of swooshing through a whole pack of elites with the electro sword

steep flame
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found another loyal son of magnus

hard nexus
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erm u clearly got coherency mogged

grizzled aspen
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I actually had the worst coherency efficiency because I was running around like a crackhead, dishing out lobotomies left and right with my dsmk4.

rotund shoal
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Thousand Sons are my favourite legion

grizzled aspen
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Thousand sons are really cool but damn do I hate that they're literally silt underneath their armor.

grizzled aspen
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I know.

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It's a shame you're not.

hushed knoll
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Why are you so mean to me wtf PES_Cry

grizzled aspen
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Because it's easy.

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And you need thicker skin.

hushed knoll
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That’s not a valid reason

grizzled aspen
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(you do realize I'm joking, right?)

hushed knoll
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Do I?

grizzled aspen
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(sarcasm)

hushed knoll
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I expected more from an ice cream sundae frog feelsbadman

grizzled aspen
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And I expected you not to eat tacos with a fork. (this one is not sarcasm)

rotund shoal
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and its only the non sorcerer marines

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the sorcerers are just stuck in the armor

rotund shoal
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if ure not joking thats the whitest thing i heard

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and im white af

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do u eat pizza with a fork?

hushed knoll
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Look at my pfp

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That’s how I eat tacos

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I put them in a bowl and eat them with a fork and knife

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Otherwise it’s too messy

rotund shoal
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Oh a taco bowl

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thats different

grizzled aspen
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He takes a perfectly good taco and smashes it like a heathen

rotund shoal
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No im with him on that in a bowl it makes sense

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I thought it was like, plate and knife and fork

grizzled aspen
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queue into qp auric doing untouchable operative 2
a little over 1 wound of corruption
hunting grounds
nope

tidal berry
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what is with memory leaks lately

stone fern
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have you seen the mourningstar?

tidal berry
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cool my game is unplayable lmao

grizzled aspen
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IM GOING TO SCREAM

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9/10 ON UNTOUCHABLE 2 AND I DIDNT ALT F4 FAST ENOUGH WHEN SHIT HIT THE FAN

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Oh, and for the record, the zealout that was in my lobby was running all wound curios and was using them like he paid for them.

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Bro could NOT stay off the floor.

stone fern
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yeah im not even trying that one

ember yew
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is that the one to complete a level without HP damage?

stone fern
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10 aurics without dying

ember yew
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ah, that one

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i did this day 2 after penance release, but i also died at 9/10, tho i didnt alt f4 for this or auric MS (ASS title)

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it happens

stone fern
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im at 5/10 maybe i should try it

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also

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i dont think you have to altf4

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i think leaving the mission is good enough

ember yew
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you can just do hunting grounds or high intensity

stone fern
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ill just do high shock heresy

ember yew
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since i definitely lost that 9/10

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but i cant remember if i finished it or not

stone fern
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and the game didnt count it

ember yew
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downed is ok from what my friend did, but if you are dead and waiting for rescue

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then its too late

stone fern
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ye

stone fern
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my team was so not ASS material that the game gave me one for free

ember yew
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emperor's mercy

stone fern
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my zealot is a saint now chadgryn

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fatshark give me 10 more talent points

polar nexus
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rashad is so stupid, you don't even have to try

buoyant pewter
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Rashad and knife

stone fern
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rashad is very weak

ember yew
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rashad push attack buff pls

stone fern
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rashad special pls buff

ember yew
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could buff rashad heavies against maniac to 1.3

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1.0 still looks like light attacks are better (since much faster)

rotund shoal
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pls fatshark

ember yew
misty nova
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Scrier's inside a bubble while shrieking

rotund shoal
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add a celerity stim and you brainbursting THE HELL out of everything

stone fern
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meanwhile vet is the same KEKW_ogryn

frosty herald
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I hate operation 5 so much

ember yew
placid fiber
ember yew
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on PC alone it will made more money compared to how much they lost with Concord

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thanks to Elden Ring and others games

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making From Software games a mainstream entertainment

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and CC's will market the game for free for you

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Forget about Sony, they are full of sht, i used to be a big Sonyboi back in PS2/PS3 era, but then changed my view

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Sitting on the golden gooses is fun, probably

placid fiber
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playstation games used to mean something back in the ps2/ps3 era lol

frosty herald
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hopefully armored core 6 expansion at tokyo game show or state of play

placid fiber
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Now they release a new console with almost no exclusive games

ember yew
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probably TGS

grizzled aspen
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People in this game are infuriating.

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I am trying to kill shit and this purg psyker is sitting in the back spending 10 years cooking a crusher instead of pulling out her sword and stabbing it in the face.

lusty oar
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just practicing for the update chadgryn

stable cypress
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I love it when purge psykers just lmb quell cancel vs shit the entire game

unreal vale
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I have only brought a thunderhammer and flamer and played as if they work like they will with patch. People love this.

misty nova
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I mean, TH flamer have been a match for a while now

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But DS4 Flamer is around the corner

polar nexus
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i don't know how to play ds with psyker in a horde

placid fiber
polar nexus
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but i have no pb with a knife

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i don't understand

misty nova
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Well, DS has bad cleave damage distribution unless you PA spam

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And the PA still not good

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💀

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Or you pick the DS2 for its H2

stone fern
# ember yew

reasonably priced consoles
backwards compatibility
disk drives
no forced psn accounts
no forced always online modes
i can go on

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fall of sony best day of my life medium to small devs deserve way more praise than all the tripple A slop we get shoved down our throats

plush estuary
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I was willing, salad bar wasn't

frosty herald
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Ruthless is possible with assault def

ember yew
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best idea ever

frosty herald
north sedge
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Yea it's true, everyone should get a pc where you can still get games on physical media

stone fern
fleet zealot
rocky nacelle
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memories broken the truth goes unspoken

frosty herald
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i really like that lesser sorcerers bleed

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good attention point for the lore

rocky nacelle
fleet zealot
pale spindle
rocky nacelle
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for our rejects

steep flame
fleet zealot
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another day, another week i shall be disappointed with my headgear options

steep flame
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I wanna see the gore of ripping a space marines head off

frosty herald
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The thousand sons are all dust

rocky nacelle
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(im still coping okri has the dessert face wraps)

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best zealot headpiece

frosty herald
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So it wont ever happen unless sorcerers get new execution animations

steep flame
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I will never feel the rippled abs of a post 30k thousand son 😭😭

pale spindle
placid fiber
fleet zealot
rocky nacelle
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i wish

fleet zealot
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it just looks clean

rocky nacelle
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you could combine the eyepatch with other shit

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i guess thats what for the drip is for

sour oxide
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wooo earthquake

rocky nacelle
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in terms of penances

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(soykers are pretty cool too imo)

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I like the veil they get on their mouth for the first penance

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(kinda weird that subsequenct penances just forego that veil and say heres a metal blindfold and soyker collar)

fleet zealot
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ehh

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it kinda works?

rocky nacelle
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ehhh

fleet zealot
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i dont think it works better than the eyepatch tho

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it got a warrior priest vibe

rocky nacelle
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eyepatch is literally like

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the easiest cosmetic ever/best

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cause how simple it is

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you can slap it on most things and it wont look like ass

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simple cosmetics are always the best

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(said the tf2 player)

sour oxide
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but will destroy your characters depth perception untold amounts

rocky nacelle
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they call it blind faith for a reason, kindred

gusty orbit
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holy powers and saintly ascension when

sour oxide
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I mean id at least like to not pee on the seat.

fleet zealot
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I GOT BL4 for chaxe finally

rocky nacelle
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bloodthirst

fleet zealot
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why is farming bad blessings

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so hard

rocky nacelle
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now that I think about it

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if they add multiple tiers to blessings with none

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hows perfect strike and BT gonna look

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on the lower tiers

fleet zealot
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pstrike already has a mod on it

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crit damage

sour oxide
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Sorta ignores hit mass.

rocky nacelle
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(its actually crit chance)

sour oxide
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and then rank 1: Barely ignores hit mass.

rocky nacelle
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lmfao

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T4 (ignores monstrosity mass)

sour oxide
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T4: What mass?

rocky nacelle
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nah thats too meme-y

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lmfao

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imagine zealot crit viscerator with PS T4

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oh pogryn

gusty orbit
rocky nacelle
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time to just m1 through the horde and pogryn

gusty orbit
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just give ignore mass more damage, instead of 5 kills make it say

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10

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15

fleet zealot
rocky nacelle
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I wonder

fleet zealot
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it has a modifier on it now lol

rocky nacelle
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if they're gonna fix the crit modifier

fleet zealot
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why y'all making

rocky nacelle
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or just leave it

sour oxide
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imagine a psword in the hands of a zealot that knows there is a dodge in the game instead of a vet.

fleet zealot
rocky nacelle
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thats 7.5 critical hit chance

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btw

lusty oar
rocky nacelle
fleet zealot
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it was in the patch notes

rocky nacelle
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ah ok so what hamdol told me was a lie

fleet zealot
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but in the code

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it's crit damage

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no you just have it backwards

rocky nacelle
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its definitely crit chance at this point in time

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because eviscerator literally gets 80% crit cause of it

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with a piety build

gusty orbit
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7.5% more of the meager extra crit damage

sour oxide
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lemme try something

rocky nacelle
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alright i dont have time to argue about a blessing I use for 2 crit meme setups

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lmfao

sour oxide
rocky nacelle
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@obsidian ore

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if you wanna hear it from the horses mouth ^

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there

gusty orbit
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also wtf even is hit mass bonus from armor? isn't mass innate per enemy or what?

rocky nacelle
sour oxide
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Its like when you have a thing with the thing and it gets more things.

fleet zealot
rocky nacelle
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(granted its barely doing fuck all damage cause its carapace/bulwark shield)

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but your swing wont get stopped

fleet zealot
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like the mk7 and mk6 heavyswords are 2x effective to cleave into flak

ivory marlin
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I got a new phone guys

south folio
sour oxide
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Im missing my phone

south folio
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and the description is meant to be referring to that carapace property

ivory marlin
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Im no longer using a 6-7 year old iphone SE

gusty orbit
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figuring all that stuff sure feels like unlocking alchemic knowledge

fleet zealot
rocky nacelle
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i do not care I just said im not arguing for something I use on 2 crit meme setups

fleet zealot
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crit chance in patch notes, someone posted the code and it gives crit damage

rocky nacelle
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if you wanna be right go ahead

placid fiber
sour oxide
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sooo who all works for FS in here.

rocky nacelle
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i do not care about being right lmfao

ivory marlin
rocky nacelle
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im just saying what I heard from hamdol

ivory marlin
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Their names are blue

rocky nacelle
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when I was asking for a perfect strike setup

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and I know for a fact hamdol knows a shit lot more than me

ivory marlin
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What happened to catshark

fleet zealot
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they fixed the tooltip to be crit damage and as far as I know they did not change it to crit chance in the code lol

ivory marlin
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I haven’t heard about them in awhile

fleet zealot
rocky nacelle
sour oxide
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you mean catfish?

fleet zealot
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don't take it personally

gusty orbit
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also is perfect strike any usable or is it just better to get extra cleave via any of the two blessings

ivory marlin
fleet zealot
rocky nacelle
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both eviscerators can use it

fleet zealot
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you can go rampage+ sweep on the mk2

rocky nacelle
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but id say to use those memes after you're acquainted with evisc

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rampage/shred on both 10x better

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and mk15 can do BT/Ramp

ivory marlin
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I kinda wish i used anything other than knife while leveling my zealot

fleet zealot
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going shred pstrike on mk2 is just SH

rocky nacelle
ivory marlin
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But at the same time knife makes me happy

south folio
ivory marlin
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Even in sm2 i use combat knife when i can

sour oxide
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knife is the worst weapon in the game anyways.

rocky nacelle
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me and vic casually sawing through everything with mk2 PS/Shred

ivory marlin
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Nuh uh

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I soloed many a auric maelstrom bosses with my trusty knife (on vet)

gusty orbit
sour oxide
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it totally is. worst wep huh paradise?

fleet zealot
rocky nacelle
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and so does its players

ivory marlin
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Hey :(

rocky nacelle
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(includes me)

ivory marlin
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Oh ok

sour oxide
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me esp

placid fiber
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And this is where you try to sell us on the autopistol being the best gun...

rocky nacelle
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run knife las pistol

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your team will love you

misty nova
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Once we get Chained Deathblow I'm definitely using with PS on the Hsword

rocky nacelle
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(dont forget loner,shroud)

gusty orbit
ivory marlin
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Agrapeena revolver is peak

sour oxide
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naw knife is just the worst weapon so no need to give it a second look

placid fiber
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Man... when are the gonna buff the autopistol in a way that doesn't make it completely reliant on blessings?

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Probably never

gusty orbit
sour oxide
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da shredder?

placid fiber
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literally the worst gun

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atm

rocky nacelle
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I seem to notice people wish it was a little like vt2

sour oxide
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how else we gonnna do hive drivebys?

rocky nacelle
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in the sense that blessings dont make or brick a weapon

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which would be nice

stable cypress
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ogryn krourk stubber probs still worse tbh

rocky nacelle
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(imagine weapons just being good and blessings being a by product)

gusty orbit
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autopistol needs like 30% damage buff to be able to kill properly again, ever since enemies are more tanky it didnt get anything

rocky nacelle
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different timeline

gusty orbit
placid fiber
ivory marlin
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I hate autopistol >:(

rocky nacelle
ivory marlin
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I suck at aiming with it

rocky nacelle
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two sides of the tomfoolery coin

sour oxide
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lol yes buff the auto pistol so we can all go back to fighting for ammo

placid fiber
ivory marlin
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Ads?

placid fiber
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Yeah

ivory marlin
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Yeah

placid fiber
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The thing you are always supposed to do with the autopistol lol

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I mean the autopistol just sucks atm

ivory marlin
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I like revolver too much to use anything else anyways

gusty orbit
placid fiber
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And with them putting inspiring barrage on brautos, they are pushing it further and further into the mud

rocky nacelle
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the last time I remember auto pistol being good, was when double bleed knife was actually a real thing

sour oxide
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it had its day in teh sun....now just bury it in the backyard and leave it there.

rocky nacelle
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(aka feats days)

placid fiber
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they omega nerfed pinning fire without taking into account the damage it would have on the guns that used it

gusty orbit
placid fiber
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meanwhile autopistol has bled out

gusty orbit
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autopistol is just an amputee at this point

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like 1700s amputee

sour oxide
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cheer up you can still use it to regen toughness

rocky nacelle
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ok trauma

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time for more lightly trolling in general

placid fiber
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The only reasons you use the autopistol, for the most part, is toughness regen and trappers...

rocky nacelle
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gonna ask when they're buffing knife

sour oxide
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lol I thought we were gonna propose increased dmg per dead teammate when running loner?

placid fiber
rocky nacelle
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LOL

sour oxide
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1 dead teammate 25%+

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2 50%

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3 100%

gusty orbit
rocky nacelle
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I say replace loner with a Bhopping aura only for zealot

placid fiber
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because fuck you to the players

rocky nacelle
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because its not nerfed yet

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!

sour oxide
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rookie numbers

gusty orbit
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new aura, clutch hands, for every downed or killed teammate you deal 100% more damage and receive 25% less damage (additive)

sour oxide
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multiplicative the further you are from your team.

placid fiber
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tho... 100% more damage on the bolter might slap tbh

rocky nacelle
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zarona with agri reload speed

gusty orbit
sour oxide
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id just never use my knife.

sour oxide
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I shoot WAY too much

misty nova
rocky nacelle
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buff marty

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50% TDR at 5 wounds

sour oxide
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actually at this point id like a 'sorry!' voice command

rocky nacelle
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(on clandestium)

placid fiber
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I mean... monsters dead in 1 mag might show the bolter more properly, for how powerful it is lore-wise

rocky nacelle
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kills 3 people with barrels

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spams sorry

sour oxide
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I don't have time to type it out there are more barels that need burstin

rocky nacelle
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patches gameplay

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kill my entire team on clandestium

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apologize

sour oxide
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its the thought that counts

gusty orbit
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melta when

rocky nacelle
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ok trauma

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we might be going somewhere

placid fiber
fleet zealot
sour oxide
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you just kicked the hornet nest

placid fiber
rocky nacelle
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I did

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I said give zarona agri reload

placid fiber
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Give it 500% more ammo!

gusty orbit
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give knives more chaff cleave and armor cleave for the heavy attacks

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and make the punch stagger monsters

placid fiber
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Better yet! Give us a full auto zarona!

gusty orbit
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that's like double revolver per revolver, genius

placid fiber
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Exactly

rocky nacelle
placid fiber
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Even if they buffed it even further... I still wouldn't use the zarona...

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It just doesn't fit my playstyle

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I've only ever used it on a Vet lol

gusty orbit
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it doesn't fit in your playstyle, i don't like it in the setting

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we are not the same

placid fiber
rocky nacelle
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ill be waiting for the influx of general chat mains

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to yell at my points and complain about knife

placid fiber
rocky nacelle
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it already does that

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(with uncanny)

placid fiber
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I mean before the multipliers

rocky nacelle
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you're too obvious with these troll takes pill

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no hyperboles when trolling

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that gives it away

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its gotta sound real

placid fiber
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True tell them to buff the finesse by uh... 10%

sour oxide
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lol ironically loner is pretty OP when you think about it paired with toughness regen curios

rocky nacelle
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I actually asked if that made a difference

gusty orbit
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you know, it's sad that knives have little armor pen, heavy attacks should deal more damage to compensate

rocky nacelle
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most people who know numbers said its meh

placid fiber
rocky nacelle
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even with loner

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which sucks

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cause toughness regen perk is ass

sour oxide
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meh toughness dmg regen is meh

rocky nacelle
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so it being functional on loner would be funny

placid fiber
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Toughness regen speed is more goated on a lynchgryn

sour oxide
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loner treats you in coherency and regen perk increases regen and reduces cooldown of coherency toughness regen

visual stream
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Does toughness regen being nerfed in melee not still apply to loner?

left iron
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Coherency regen is still disabled when in melee, so its ass in general

placid fiber
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I've only ever relied on coherency regen on the Ogryn lol

sour oxide
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well if your in melee you should be scoring hits to regen toughness I was saying while moving/dealing with gunner chipping

placid fiber
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other than that? Might as well not exist in my mind

gusty orbit
fleet zealot
placid fiber
sour oxide
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if youre landing blows it shouldn't halt no?

rocky nacelle
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man

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im really setting up a shitstorm

visual stream
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If you're going to take anything talent-wise for toughness outside of melee, you should probably just do second wind and call it at that

rocky nacelle
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for later in general

gusty orbit
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at least temp health gets its job done in this game via negating the absurd amount of ranged enemies there are

fleet zealot
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i hate throwing knifes cause i

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stupid and blind

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but i feel like running my knife

rocky nacelle
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have you ever thought

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of using the eyes god emperor gave you

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awaken

fleet zealot
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i can't fix the brain damage nor can I fix my eyesight

placid fiber
sour oxide
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oh man throwing knives are money

fleet zealot
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i keep seeing crowds of enemies and pressing grenade

visual stream
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The 3 stun storm nades sitting in my pocket from start to end: ChadDawi

fleet zealot
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only to realize i just threw a knife

placid fiber
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I see crowds of enemies... I run into melee and hack them

rocky nacelle
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ok bandit heres how you buff your tknives to bend at your will

fleet zealot
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fatshark

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PLEASE

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fIX YOUR GAME

undone pewter
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Tripped :(

pale spindle
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@fleet zealot ,this guy thinks uncanny is trash and watches tanner vids

rocky nacelle
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Tknife grenade launcher

fleet zealot
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i look like the photographer servitor took my picture at the wrong time

sour oxide
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he had one job to do

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literally...he does.

placid fiber
fleet zealot
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the portrait bug only affects my zealot and it's so minor i'm like

sour oxide
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very DMV-esque

fleet zealot
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how did they bug this?

rocky nacelle
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ive actually never gotten that zealot frame bug

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i only barely notice it on the OG executioner masks

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from the commissary

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their little tassles look jank in the frame

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(then they fix after 2 seconds)

visual stream
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So who knows

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Revo/knife buffs next pepeyay

placid fiber
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I didn't fully read all the notes

visual stream
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New seemingly very very good blessings for it

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Like four I think

sour oxide
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revolver getting a 6th bullet I hear

rocky nacelle
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thats my only gripe with zarona

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unironically

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since I started this game I was like why is it a 5 shot revolver

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lmfao

placid fiber
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come on... revolvers are at least a 6 shooter...

sour oxide
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because mobian ahem

pale spindle
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Make it dual wield

rocky nacelle
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@pale spindle you dont get to join in on the meme cause you actually fell for it

sour oxide
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heretic

rocky nacelle
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so noob

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imagine watching t*nner

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well some people dont have to imagine sadly

placid fiber
rocky nacelle
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i'll give it

sour oxide
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tanner he makes leather goods

placid fiber
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Welp I gotta go to work

rocky nacelle
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to like the afternoon

placid fiber
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o7

rocky nacelle
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we'll see if people shit themselves over my questions

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it be funny if they did

visual stream
pale spindle
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I have a Pic of tanner:

rocky nacelle
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we have a gif of him already

sour oxide
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o_O

pale spindle
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Tanner thinks he's the hardest shit on the planet because he used to play Quake "professionally"

rocky nacelle
#

brisket

#

guilty gear

frosty herald
#

Technicals

fleet zealot
#

ugh my poor HDD

#

bandit SSD fund when?

rocky nacelle
#

should have had one from the start

#

fake pc gamer

lusty turtle
#

i'm taking the funds

sour oxide
#

I got a nice 5400 rpm y ou can have.

#

TOP of the line

visual stream
rocky nacelle
#

this tiktok ad has had you on a chokehold

#

for the past 3 days

visual stream
#

Rent-free

stone fern
#

mind broken

rocky nacelle
#

rest in piss, kindred

rocky nacelle
visual stream
#

Can comprehend the horrors but momma raised me to share

stone fern
#

no

rocky nacelle
#

nothing bad could come of it a few hours later

frosty herald
#

This fuckass alien in my house

visual stream
stone fern
#

give it botox

sour oxide
#

looks like a prop from independence day

frosty herald
#

I already do like multiple times a day

gusty orbit
polar nexus
pale spindle
rocky nacelle
#

t*nner being "pro" at either of those games would mean hes a good gamer

sour oxide
#

id name my kid tanner too if they were an accident

rocky nacelle
#

im naming my kid "mk3 uncanny strike precog"

polar nexus
pale spindle
rocky nacelle
#

an uncanny chud user

sour oxide
#

grog?

pale spindle
sour oxide
#

I am pro at the space quest series so yeah

rocky nacelle
#

im pretty pro at luigis mansion

polar nexus
#

man og /b/ would have had a field day with him

pale spindle
#

Kiwi Farms is 4chan 2.0, change my mind 🧍🏻

sour oxide
#

i miss mirc

pale spindle
visual stream
polar nexus
polar nexus
#

So Tanner is the maga dude?

fleet zealot
#

200kdamage smyker dying 4 times

rotund shoal
#

freenode is dead but liberachat is new freenode

fleet zealot
#

ZEALOT CHAT, give me your biggest flamer kill clips, psykanium or ingame

#

(besides fotf crushers)

shy river
#

I forgor to save them💀

rocky nacelle
#

I dont save them but

#

probably 20 ragers + some bulwarks

#

ill start clipping my pyromania later

grizzled aspen
#

@rocky nacelle We have a delusional guy in genchat saying flamer is bad because "nobody uses it," that's why Bandit asked.

shy river
#

when I do bring flamer and I see those giant mixed bulwark/elites horde, it's just one giant cooked marshmallow

rocky nacelle
#

oooooooooo

#

i get it now

#

I didnt know if that guy was baiting or not

#

cuz its general

grizzled aspen
#

Like I literally watched you cook some 30 scab ragers the other day when we were doing ASS.

fleet zealot
rocky nacelle
#

gator

shy river
#

Flamer is god tier in the right situations and will absolutely save your ass if applied correctly

lean cairn
#

whoever said the rashad is good fuck you

rocky nacelle
#

ok

#

no more general

#

losing brain cells

grizzled aspen
#

I agree.

rocky nacelle
#

I wish my knife bait took off instead of that guys flamer bait

#

got mogged

spare talon
grizzled aspen
#

I'm actively getting angry over somebody being an idiot on discord, of all things.

shy river
#

fell for the bait

grizzled aspen
#

There is no way its bait at this point.

rocky nacelle
#

fixed it

frosty herald
#

I wonder if the flamer rending blessing works with incendiary nades

grizzled aspen
#

The guy is just being fucking stupid.

rocky nacelle
#

dont you dare

rocky nacelle
#

I hate people saying someone takes something "too seriously"

#

imagine being passionate about something

#

kek

#

dorn is gonna have a field day in general

#

later

paper harness
#

what

acoustic dune
#

Do you think zealot can fly

rocky nacelle
#

with a a barrel yes

hushed knoll
acoustic dune
#

By the sheet emperor will

acoustic dune
#

How can you even become a teacher

#

If you can't even get a awnser right

hushed knoll
#

I’ve been teaching all day

acoustic dune
#

Urm

#

What ever you say

#

Professor

#

Anyhow what do you teach anyhow

grizzled aspen
#

Stan is a teacher???

#

Emperor preserve us...

#

Hes going to teach children to eat tacos with a fork...

acoustic dune
#

And his soda addiction

grizzled aspen
#

I dont want to.

#

The sacrilege that is mashing up a perfectly good taco and eating it with a fork is enough to send me into a black rage.

light holly
grizzled aspen
#

Die.

light holly
hushed knoll
#

Furog-kassuto

grizzled aspen
#

I hereby ban Stan from any and all kitchens and he will only be served Frogcast approved meals.

#

If such meals are found to be tampered with, mandatory fasting will take immediate effect.

#

The Emperor protects.

acoustic dune
#

And you still haven't awnser me of what you teach

lusty oar
#

the salmon looked good though

acoustic dune
#

I just to know your experience for future refrence

hushed knoll
acoustic dune
acoustic dune
#

Did you get a degree in English?

hushed knoll
acoustic dune
#

How does that work?

grizzled aspen
hushed knoll
acoustic dune
hushed knoll
acoustic dune
#

Did you have to learn about mental and how to treat people?

acoustic dune
hushed knoll
#

Yes, classroom management and SEL is a big thing

acoustic dune
#

Or was there another purpose

hushed knoll
acoustic dune
#

From my understanding america ain't fond of teachers

#

With the pay and all

acoustic dune
#

Can you go to detail on that?

#

Also can you tell me the objective of your work?

#

Other then cash

rocky nacelle
#

knify shut up

#

if you wanna ask this shit do it in dms

#

damn

acoustic dune
#

Shit would literally krill me

rocky nacelle
#

so you want us to read about stan's biography instead?

grizzled aspen
grizzled aspen
#

That stigma is not cringe.

#

It literally is a real thing.

hard nexus
#

not really

grizzled aspen
#

Going through school, I had 4 separate teachers that absolutely fucking hated me.

hard nexus
#

some teachers are mean

grizzled aspen
#

They would all "lose" my assignments and make me redo them for no reason.

#

Some of those assignments being several page essays.

grizzled aspen
#

Granted, I could type out an essay in about 5 minutes, but still.

acoustic dune
hard nexus
#

if you had 6 in elementary, 21 in middle school, and 28 teachers in high school

grizzled aspen
acoustic dune
#

Outside of test

hard nexus
light holly
grizzled aspen
#

No?

grizzled aspen
#

I had 8 teachers every year.

hard nexus
#

did you go to a private school?

light holly
#

Noits public

grizzled aspen
#

Freshman through senior year.

hard nexus
#

i had 7 teachers every year

light holly
#

How much money do you think public schools have

grizzled aspen
#

Well you probably had a study hall, then.

#

I didn't. My parents wouldn't let me.

hard nexus
#

only 7 periods

light holly
#

Cause my high-school had what wellmore than 10, less than 40

hard nexus
grizzled aspen
#

4/32 isn't a good number, all things considered.

acoustic dune
#

Golly

hard nexus
#

right but i also didn’t have any teachers out to get me

#

except maybe one

grizzled aspen
#

And not once did I have the same teacher twice.

acoustic dune
#

It seem I have started a school rivalry

light holly
#

It depends where you are and why

acoustic dune
grizzled aspen
lusty oar
light holly
#

WHAT THE

hard nexus
#

my school was better though

grizzled aspen
#

The school I went to had about 128 teachers on staff at the high school.

hard nexus
#

i’m gonna see if i can find how many mine had

acoustic dune
grizzled aspen
#

My graduating class was 3000 people.

hard nexus
#

we had a graduating class of about 1k

#

1.5k maybe

grizzled aspen
copper hawk
#

My professor for stats would regularly forget he assigned us homework

copper hawk
#

And when he assigned us homework it was entire pages out of the textbook

hard nexus
#

we had 116, but idk if that’s accurate

copper hawk
#

Hai

rotund shoal
#

my entire high school was 3000 people

copper hawk
#

If he forgot he assigned us work he'd never ask for it

rotund shoal
#

i thought that was a lot

grizzled aspen
copper hawk
#

And then give everyone an A for it

hard nexus
light holly
copper hawk
#

Yah stats was easy

#

And incredibly boomer

hard nexus
copper hawk
#

Since the guy was so old

#

Alzheimers yum

light holly
grizzled aspen
hard nexus
light holly
#

My max was like 32

#

In hs

rotund shoal
#

Thats crazy to me

grizzled aspen
hard nexus
grizzled aspen
median steeple
#

hmmm yummy slop shop with nothing good

hard nexus
grizzled aspen
median steeple
#

Hopefully we get something cool on the update (more rags!!!!)

grizzled aspen
#

Our class literally forced the school to get more busses to accommodate the program.

rotund shoal
hard nexus
rotund shoal
#

300mil vs 80mil people (germany)

#

with a lot less population density

#

so actually it shouldnt be that big of a difference

#

which is why im surprised

hard nexus
grizzled aspen
#

And thats not considering people that live outside city limits.

rotund shoal
#

wait and is the high school in that town? everyone goes to the same high school? of 12k people?

#

ok this actually breaks the european mind

grizzled aspen
#

In this county yeah.

hard nexus
grizzled aspen
#

States are broken up into counties, which each have their own school districts.

#

Among other things.

#

Police forces, firefighters, etc.

rotund shoal
light holly
#

Oh yeah I do forget the kids who go to school who live in bum fuck no where

grizzled aspen
#

All handled by local legislation.

rotund shoal
#

i live in a city of >1 million

#

lots of high schools

hard nexus
rotund shoal
hard nexus
hard nexus
grizzled aspen
#

Anywho, my highschool was divided up into several atriums that all had their own wings. If you're a senior, you go to this one, if you're a junior, you go to that one, etc.

#

That's how we could fit so many people all in one space.

hard nexus
#

my highschool was just a cookie cutter design

median steeple
#

12k people for a single school is crazy I have 4 high schools for 36000

grizzled aspen
#

If I walked on foot from one end of the campus to the next, it would take me well over an hour.

hard nexus
#

one big courtyard in the middle, buildings on the edges of the courtyard

#

two floors for classes

grizzled aspen
#

You had stories? Lucky.

#

All our stuff was on the ground.

rotund shoal
frosty herald
#

skibidi fortnite

grizzled aspen
#

Though we do live in tornado alley, so I suppose that's why.

grizzled aspen
#

Big fucking campus.

rotund shoal
#

mb hes fat

median steeple
hard nexus
#

lmfao

#

true !

rotund shoal
#

sims ass highschool

grizzled aspen
hard nexus
#

i’m 500 at 4ft tall

#

get on my level

grizzled aspen
#

No, go roll back into the living room.

rotund shoal
hard nexus
median steeple
#

the only thing worth it in the slop shop is the augment ngl but like it's way too expensive for a single item

rocky nacelle
grizzled aspen
hard nexus
rocky nacelle
#

i wouldnt doubt you're spherical

#

in any shape or form

light holly
grizzled aspen
#

I could probably bulk to being closer to 300 but I fear my heart wouldn't be able to handle it.

rocky nacelle
#

lucky me

#

195 at 6 ft

light holly
#

Oh fun fact, you can run into traitor guardsmen in space marine 2 and they'll just pop

#

The weakest 6' tall person

rocky nacelle
#

me?

grizzled aspen
#

Yeah. Anything you shoot humans with makes them instantly explode.

hard nexus
fleet zealot
grizzled aspen
#

Oh I didn't know that.

rotund shoal
#

in freedom units im 5'10 175lbs which is pretty average

grizzled aspen
rotund shoal
#

i have friends who are over 200lbs and they look round af

rocky nacelle
#

frog i can bench your fat ass

paper harness
#

someone ping me the start of the shit in general

rocky nacelle
#

shut up

light holly
paper harness
#

while i roll my drivers back 30 years

grizzled aspen
gusty orbit
#

what happened in general now?

#

we having a knife buff finally? it needs it after all

rocky nacelle
#

id hope you can bench your own weight

median steeple
#

what doesn't happen in gneral

grizzled aspen
#

Some idiot was saying due to flamer having a low pick rate, it's bad.

rocky nacelle
#

if you're 6 foot and above 175

#

but maybe thats just a bit of that tox masculinity eddy

grizzled aspen
rocky nacelle
#

I think

#

alot of human males could actually do that

grizzled aspen
#

I would never try it, though.

rocky nacelle
#

those adrenaline stories are crazy

median steeple
#

most people could lift cars with adren

grizzled aspen
#

Unless it really, really needed to move.

rocky nacelle
#

basically me if I locked in

gusty orbit
median steeple
#

but it will rip your muscles to ribbons

rotund shoal
#

flip no lmao. lift one up im sure.

median steeple
rotund shoal
#

as in one side

visual stream
grizzled aspen
#

Creature!

median steeple
#

I think ye have a tape worm

grizzled aspen
#

At least you aren't Cica.

visual stream
median steeple
#

cica just doesn't eat

rocky nacelle
#

cica pisses me off

#

they drink soy

grizzled aspen
#

Cica is like 100lbs sopping wet.

rocky nacelle
#

then complain that their stomach hurts

#

like eat food damnit

grizzled aspen
#

I could literally lift Cica with a finger.

fleet zealot
gusty orbit
fleet zealot
#

I doubt it, I don't think you're experienced enough to know the allure of a special title.

rocky nacelle
#

are also schizo

#

at least in here

#

lmfao

#

also yea LMFAO I saw that

#

they were talking about "the allure of a special title"

#

get real

fleet zealot
#

i don't care for joking about schizo cause my father has it and I dodged the genetic bullet

rotund shoal
#

maybe they have muscular distrophy or autism

median steeple
#

cica? no he runs like crazy everyday

rocky nacelle
#

probably the latter

median steeple
#

bro just has a poor diet and is still built diff

grizzled aspen
fleet zealot
#

but yea lmao when is ASS ever an alluring title especially when over half of people who wear their ASS title unironically suck complete ass at the game and obviously got carried

rotund shoal
rocky nacelle
#

cica runs like crazy

#

and drinks soy

#

what is he doing

#

pisses me off......

rotund shoal
#

"if i see someone with max wounds i assume they might have a real life disability and dont flame them"

gusty orbit
rotund shoal
#

oh my gooood its too good

fleet zealot
#

like sorry, your 300k damage and lowest kills on the team kinda just show you got carried for your title

grizzled aspen
#

I just am not good enough to pull my weight and the weight of shitlords at the same time.

gusty orbit
fleet zealot
#

well, i may have some alt form of bipolar

gusty orbit
#

crazy shit runs in my family and i've just come to accept it because shit happens

fleet zealot
#

cause i'm not manic/hallicunate but a psychologist once suggested I had depressive bipolar

rotund shoal
fleet zealot
grizzled aspen
#

I have every degenerative bone disease I can think of.

#

By the time I hit 30 my spine will be basically gone.

fleet zealot
#

i mean this zoloft they put me on last week is giving me paranoia i'm getting off of it tomorow lol

grizzled aspen
#

Not fun to think about.

gusty orbit
median steeple
#

I'm too scared to really make health jokes since recently

median steeple
#

in october I figure it if my life is changed forever or not

rocky nacelle
#

are you sure frog....

median steeple
grizzled aspen
gusty orbit
rocky nacelle
#

holy me

frosty herald
#

i kinda died

visual stream
# median steeple

If Insect Glaive is as heavenly as I think it will be I will hire someone to cough on me for that covid positive test

gusty orbit
frosty herald
#

dont worry tho in a week ill be revived like big J

grizzled aspen
#

Quite literally, I can't lock in hard enough to pull that off.

rotund shoal
#

solo an auric with bots

#

then u have definitive proof

rocky nacelle
#

I find lacking.

gusty orbit
grizzled aspen
#

Me and Cole did a true duo carnival mael and I was by myself for about 3 minutes, twice, because he kept getting desynced, and I played fine.

rocky nacelle
frosty herald
#

hammer autism

rotund shoal
#

yes but do it for 30 minutes

#

if u cant ure getting carried

gusty orbit
#

i got that tysm

visual stream
#

Who are you thanking

grizzled aspen
#

Rigorous training.

gusty orbit
#

just play 3 hours of factorio

paper harness
#

So flamer bad because nobody uses it

gusty orbit
#

work smarter not harder

paper harness
#

riiiiight

gusty orbit
#

like... never

grizzled aspen
rotund shoal
#

ooo i got u

visual stream
#

When the "hold left click" weapon doesn't solve literally every problem in the game (liable to change next patch) pensive_twerk

pale spindle
#

me going dualing sword Vet:

paper harness
frosty herald
gusty orbit
#

the flamer test will become the turing test to know who plays auric (the only valid diff) or anything else

spare talon
rocky nacelle
#

to send you to hell for laughing

grizzled aspen
#

If you think the flamer is good, you are a real person and your opinions can be respected. Otherwise, you are a bot.

fleet zealot
#

flamer is the ultimate test of critical thinking

#

can something be good yet be unpopular and niche?

rocky nacelle
#

society

rotund shoal
paper harness
#

zero cleave cap + high damage

fleet zealot
#

because if they believe niche=bad, they will also believe popular=good.

grizzled aspen
acoustic dune
#

ferret poster

gusty orbit
# spare talon

it's good to know that i myself at times have that extra chromosome too, i play the guitar just like that

acoustic dune
#

where's the ferret

spare talon
grizzled aspen
#

You saw that patrol for like 2 seconds and internally said "yup, fuck that."

hard nexus
rotund shoal
#

uncanny strike for flamer pls

#

lacerate flamer

rocky nacelle
#

flamer needs lethal proximity (have the flaming heretics explode into napalm)

grizzled aspen
#

My question is, how effective is rending for killing bosses?

frosty herald
#

We have rending flame stacks

gusty orbit
fleet zealot
#

so obv, weakspot/crit damage is good perks and so is salvo blessings