didnt even get to play the game
#zealot-class
rocky nacelle
grizzled aspen
I want crusher on psyker just because.
visual stream
One time I was loading inand Zola said on the thunderhawk "Don't let me down", I spawned right between a BoN and a ledge
grizzled aspen
Ogryn with heavy weapons would go so hard.
rocky nacelle
zealot lightning claws
grizzled aspen
Heavy flamer, autocannons, lascannons, etc.
visual stream
Tail smacked frame 1 of being loaded in, into the abyss
rocky nacelle
and my life belongs to fatshark
grizzled aspen
zealot lightning claws
rocky nacelle
im tellin ya man
misty mason
I doubt we'll ever get fist based weapons
grizzled aspen
You think they'd be a crit weapon?
visual stream
GW HATES fun
rocky nacelle
they would be a crit/atk spd/finesse oriented weapon
and they would get access to shit like high voltage
grizzled aspen
I wouldn't make them a finesse weapon, though.
rocky nacelle
so you could electrocute + bleed people from scourge
visual stream
Lightning claws being bleed-dedicated
rocky nacelle
maybe im just making knife 2.0
visual stream
spare talon
yeah but dumdum proccing off of infernus isnt really that big of a deal if its removed
grizzled aspen
Knife's cooler older brother.
rocky nacelle
I wouldn't make them a finesse weapon, though.
you dont think wolverine claws
grizzled aspen
Considering that lightning claws are basically like having several power swords strapped to your forearm, no, I dont.
They're an anti material weapon.
And last I checked, heretics are made of material.
paper harness
paper harness
Requires perfect play
rocky nacelle
i stand on it
gusty orbit
Considering that lightning claws are basically like having several power swords ...
power swords should be the most op of op in the game but for gameplay reasons we cant have fun
spare talon
fuck you brunt
rocky nacelle
would be nutty
modern lintel
@spare talon @visual stream it was this
grizzled aspen
https://darktide.gameslantern.com/build-editor?id=9cfd4382-a19b-4dae-a197-bbb359...
That doesn't actually look too hard to play with.
I used to not run second wind so it would feel mostly natural to my brain.
spare talon
look at that build
i did
i initially tried to think of what youd take for it and this is what i came up with
grizzled aspen
Yeah you're as durable as a wet sheet of paper, I get it.
paper harness
I tried on USE and died instantly
grizzled aspen
One shooter would instantly kill you.
paper harness
I can manage 21k dps burst with it
visual stream
<@142046391504601088> <@277075201823604737> it was this
Ohhh gotcha
paper harness
nobody should actually play it
paper harness
unless mega autism
rocky nacelle
or does that need shroud
paper harness
shroud
rocky nacelle
thought so
modern lintel
if antax had finesse stat itd be so joever
rocky nacelle
oh nice i might catch you in there
2 mk 15 evisc
lets see how they handle the chainsaw
paper harness
Yeah you're as durable as a wet sheet of paper, I get it.
I would never recommend anyone actually play it
400 hours of rashad dodge timings alone
rocky nacelle
ok crash mid maelstrom
they threw 4 bosses at us at round start
cmon it was just getting good
rotund shoal
i did
i initially tried to think of what youd take for it and this is what i cam...
LMAO i literally just ran this on my rashad
normal damnation though
fun as hell
misty mason
I keep saying that I want a third person 40k rpg
And people keep saying "Rogue Trader"
gusty orbit
And people keep saying "Rogue Trader"
well those people have no idea about game genres lol
misty mason
Like there are three bits of information in the thing I'm talking about
How are you not interpreting this haha
north sedge
Oh rogue trader
misty mason
I'd love to see a black crusade style game
Start out as a lil baby heretic
Do crimes
Get powers and mutations
Get DPd (Demon Princed) by the dark gods
rotund shoal
i'd just love more evil crpgs in general
im not over what they did to tyranny
couldve been a timeless classic
rocky nacelle
surely I dont reconnect into the defeat screen
spare talon
ok
misty mason
Well I loved the feel of Tyranny
misty mason
It definitely had its issues
rotund shoal
It definitely had its issues
like it ends at the climax
rocky nacelle
ok
it looks like the new maelstrom
is on crack cocaine with monstro spawns
good
misty mason
Yeah sequel bait with no sequel
rotund shoal
not even sequel bait its clear they ran out of funding/time and just had to release
misty mason
Yeah IDK
Going from fighting dudes to fighting the closest thing the setting has to a god
rotund shoal
the story doesnt have a standard climax and epilogue etc.. it literally ends where the normal story would open up. its why you get the tower powers for like 25% of the game.
rotund shoal
but the dialogue and character building is so top notch
voices of nerat i still remember
it was also the first crpg to do the mouse over read more info thing
that came from tyranny but people dont credit it
spare talon
martyrdom
rotund shoal
i think people just arent interested in actual complicated moral choices in videogames anymore
i havent seen a crpg nail it since planescape torment
add tyranny to the list
misty mason
Im so curious how KoTOR remake is gonna shake out
ember yew
ember yew
Im so curious how KoTOR remake is gonna shake out
wasnt it passed to Saber Interactive? Would be another WWZ
visual stream
Bolter is so mid it's unbearable
misty mason
Im so worried they're going to completely remove the TTRPG elements
Didn't Sabre just release SM2?
ember yew
yes
misty mason
Are Sabre an american dev company? I always assumed it was European for some reason
ember yew
Are Sabre an american dev company? I always assumed it was European for some rea...
They are
surprise
russian
well actually no, rn it's international
rotund shoal
Why are they spelling sabre the american way then
what do you call a sabre tooth tiger
thats weird its saber tooth tiger. sabre is the sword
ember yew
Saber Interactive opened its first internal studio outside of Russia in Madrid.
sour oxide
wait what happened? I had to step away
rocky nacelle
bro
ember yew
They started in Russia and then opened a few offices across the globe
rocky nacelle
if I captured the fucking moment I just had
smh
how do I kite 2 chaos spawns as a gunker
paper harness
wait what happened? I had to step away
the dude left
rocky nacelle
while my 2 zealots just die in a corner
paper harness
Ego death
misty mason
thats weird its saber tooth tiger. sabre is the sword
I wonder where the sabre in sabre tooth got its name hahaha
rocky nacelle
marty zealots eating shit against 1 chaos spawn
smh
stereotype will never be gotten rid of
rotund shoal
i 1v1ed one with the rashad martyr built just now
sour oxide
lol im so lost who left?
rocky nacelle
that person who ran chorus
sour oxide
oh no whoops
rocky nacelle
i interacted with them 0 times in that whole discussion
just made a joke in general
and it was too much
final ego push
sour oxide
eek
rocky nacelle
sour oxide
I don't feel like I am getting invited to that birthday party.
rocky nacelle
me neither
paper harness
I know I can be extremely elitist but saying halfing your dps for meme toughness is bad isn't elitist
remote lark
rocky nacelle
alright back at it
infernus dumdum is aight for bosses
but guess I just gotta mix it with my knife play
sour oxide
I try not to be elitest...I figure there is always going to be someone better
plus im old. get off my lawn
remote lark
not me noone's better than me
stay out of my aurics seditions
rotund shoal
shouldve saved it with the mod
rocky nacelle
pox gas wave of monstro specials snipers
paper harness
jiiive out of rotation?
rocky nacelle
yes
paper harness
peak
rocky nacelle
A-I-II normal damn maelstrom
paper harness
Will speedrun
sour oxide
maybe we can send him a gift basket...with a zealot dog toy in it...we can sign it
rotund shoal
maybe we can send him a gift basket...with a zealot dog toy in it...we can sign ...
think its a she
rotund shoal
Henrietta is a womans name
sour oxide
fck well screwed that one up
rocky nacelle
I dont know the code for the new maelstrom actually
paper harness
I have a technique
rocky nacelle
cause id definitely have it saved with MMT
rocky nacelle
well I need the numbers and a bunch of shit dont I
yea there
ill save it after this game cause i definitely like that modifier
sterile basalt
iron will, u don't need twinned blast
paper harness
to get 20k dockets with zero effort in under 90 seconds
sterile basalt
helbore doesn't need survivalist
sour oxide
best run
zinc talon
to get 20k dockets with zero effort in under 90 seconds
you're either selling your own cocaine or someone else's ass with that sort of turnaroud
sour oxide
did you get ur stuff to work dorn
paper harness
did you get ur stuff to work dorn
maybe?
zinc talon
dude hit him with a Perhaps...
paper harness
you're either selling your own cocaine or someone else's ass with that sort of t...
We can do 6 mins 110k with consign yard
zinc talon
how many people are lined up for a crack at me and how much of it will be filmed
sour oxide
i thought you were lining up for something else
zinc talon
as we speak my man, credit card in hand and everything
sour oxide
you had me at crack
zinc talon
have to do some pre-mission prep work because darktide is unforgiving even for the few seconds you're looking down and inhaling
rotund shoal
for speedrunning: is it faster to chain heavies rather than do the 1-spam trick to keep the same heavy? i think there might be a small speed boost at the end of the heavy as well so perhaps thats why ppl do it.
zinc talon
some heretic somewhere has prescient knowledge of whether or not a straw is in my hand
it never fkn fails
the real fun in speedrunning is being an ogryn
hopelessly doomed to fail
sour oxide
for speedrunning: is it faster to chain heavies rather than do the 1-spam trick ...
faster to hold the heavy thats the fastest
rotund shoal
faster to hold the heavy thats the fastest
dont see it on youtube thats why im asking. theyre doing each heavy. ty
zinc talon
thing
sour oxide
I hold the heavy 1, 1, 1 then slide at the end to maintain momentum, 1 light while finshing the slide then hold the heavy again repeat
zinc talon
unironically faster to priority one die as fast as possible
cuz the respawn covers more ground than you do
paper harness
for speedrunning: is it faster to chain heavies rather than do the 1-spam trick ...
left side heavy, spam 1 key, slide at the end, light, repeat
sour oxide
^
rotund shoal
whats the light for?
paper harness
reset to H2
rotund shoal
right
zinc talon
doesn't that multibutton buttonmashing every second of your existence in a mission make you shakey or frazzle you or anything
rotund shoal
1 spam is actually quite soothing to me i dont know why
its better than chaining heavies. that i dont like
modern lintel
zinc talon
weapons that force me to routinely spam even one key every few seconds just makes me bigly nervous and smolly naueseous
rev it up on a chain weapon is enough to make the eye twitch
rotund shoal
yes i dont like doing cycles of >3s. thats why i dont like heavy chaining. but with 1-spam i just press it like 2 or 3 times a second
and thats calming. like tapping your foot.
zinc talon
shrug, go gettim tiger not tryna sound snipey with my questions
it's just the same as when arthur dent asks the ship for a cup of tea
rotund shoal
whats the response i forogt
zinc talon
well the ship completely went dead to devote power to think about it
while the missiles were breaking atmo
'there in the dispenser sat a cup of what tasted almost, but not quite entirely unlike tea'
'The Vogon Constructor Fleet hung suspended in the air, in exactly the way that bricks don't'
rotund shoal
'The Vogon Constructor Fleet hung suspended in the air, in exactly the way that ...
thats the quote i immediately thought of
I always thought it was about the invisible ship though
but thats in the 2nd book i think?
zinc talon
this book was a formative part of my adolsescense
that line has always stood apart from any other one sentence joke
hands down the best metaphor I've read
rotund shoal
its brilliant i actually lost it and laughed out loud first time i read it
very few books ever did that
zinc talon
I still do whenever the universe brings its orbit back around again
as I type I'm sitting here ^
spare talon
i am scum
zinc talon
'the bowl of petunias simply thought, oh no, not again
spare talon
idk what that is
zinc talon
if we knew why it thought this we would have a much better understanding of the universe as a whole
spare talon
Coherency efficiency
idk what that is
zinc talon
idk what that is
paper harness
It can be
spare talon
nah youre making stuff up
paper harness
I have it on for players in pre made
modern lintel
https://tenor.com/view/cat-angry-mad-dead-serious-funny-face-gif-15086435
gremlin
zinc talon
YOURE a gaslighting so and so
spare talon
coherency inst a real thing
rotund shoal
real zealot players dont use coherency
paper harness
Another method of analysis of player gameplay
rotund shoal
its a crutch
zinc talon
oh my god did you read my drunken tirade yesterday
paper harness
real zealot players dont use coherency
I actually don’t
zinc talon
you're doing this to attack me
but I won't let you
if I shit my pants before you make me angry enough to shit my pants I rob you of the power
uneven chasm
whats the dump stat for the MKII hammer
paper harness
I’m quite drunk right now
modern lintel
real zealot players dont use coherency
patrick stop your scaring him
paper harness
Which is why i stopped writing the manifesto for the night
modern lintel
how many pages so far @paper harness
modern lintel
make sure to keep in the part where you get racist
zinc talon
specifically against Tongans
paper harness
KILL SOYKERS NOW
zinc talon
two thirds of humanity isn't certain Tonga is a real word much less a real place
nobody gets mad if you're racist against gremlins, they don't exist
zinc talon
based on the shape and size of his skull my latest eugenics paper still asserts he is still mostly goblinoid by bloodline and heritage
rotund shoal
two thirds of humanity isn't certain Tonga is a real word much less a real place
i have a friend from Togo and when he told me hes from there I was unsure if he was making fun of me
spare talon
actually i know one
what
zinc talon
and proven by his general life choices and chaste women's general opnion of him
modern lintel
srry evil maxxing
zinc talon
i have a friend from Togo and when he told me hes from there I was unsure if he ...
lol that squinty stare you give when you truly are lost cuz what the fuck nobody has ever come close to this
spare talon
srry evil maxxing
so am i
modern lintel
need rashad to complete the trifecta of evil
spare talon
no
zinc talon
my brudder by choice worked at DFW int'l airport for a time and it just so happened a good number of tongans and tobagans? gravitated to work there
spare talon
i will only run stupidly overpowered weapon in a build at a time
rotund shoal
so am i
plasma or no thats actually great. not strategic wise but damn does that sniper dodging look and feel good
zinc talon
I was convinced with no real trouble it was a real place because everyone who said they were from there was fat
like fat
spare talon
plasma or no thats actually great. not strategic wise but damn does that sniper ...
its more fun with db tbh
on weapon specialist
modern lintel
db my beloved
spare talon
but outside of that
plasma just does everything db does but better
zinc talon
because of the unique nature of their agriculture choices living on the island so long
median steeple
-loads into a game with a guy complaining
-he proceeds to die multiple times
-tells us to keep up
zinc talon
their bodies became excellent at pulling any and all fat and oil out of what they ate
cuz nothin on the fuckin island had any
and then bam, welcome to america here is your free gun and big mac
mighty root
-loads into a game with a guy complaining
-he proceeds to die multiple times
-t...
He’s so good
zinc talon
-loads into a game with a guy complaining
-he proceeds to die multiple times
-t...
oh man I've had a repeat customer through the wizardry of matchmaking three times to date
each time, knife is life gotta go fast
each time, predictably, ko'd so far from us we couldn't even cover the ground to get to the room
modern lintel
i keep running into a guy named creambean who dies says exactly how they just died then leaves
zinc talon
each time, WHY YALL RUNNIN OFF WHY YALL TRASH WHY YALL LEAVIN ME TO DIE
and the third time, a successful vote kick
cuz fool me once and all that
rotund shoal
on the opposite side, i played a game with an ogryn and 2 knife zealots yday and seeing him shout for coherency while in pox gas and we all sped off scratched a certain itch in me
modern lintel
flood warning for the next 3 days the gods may have forsaken me for being to evil
rotund shoal
LMAO
rocky nacelle
I hate plasma psword
modern lintel
@lusty oar 
rocky nacelle
vet is straight just sitting in the back wasting time just power fantasying away on damnation
abyss
im trying 2 leave here
modern lintel
hes the mc did u forget
rocky nacelle
if he didnt have VoC he'd be so fucking dead 10x over
median steeple
vet is straight just sitting in the back wasting time just power fantasying away...
me asf blasted off my mind listening to music ( I would mog this guy )
rocky nacelle
hatred for vets grew by 10x more tonight
zinc talon
modern lintel
catastrophe
median steeple
hatred for vets grew by 10x more tonight
Do you hate me.... 
rocky nacelle
no
median steeple
copper hawk
ur a monster..
lusty oar
hatred for vets grew by 10x more tonight
goowood
median steeple
bro's just chilling
rocky nacelle
ur a monster..
modern lintel
hes fucking dead
rocky nacelle
bro's just chilling
zinc talon
rotund shoal
bro's just chilling
thats fkin lit but the nerd in me says that titans are nowhere that big in the books
theyre at most 100m
zinc talon
that pacing between pounce thirdperson and street pizza
median steeple
yeah they're way smaller for some reason
zinc talon
fills my head with total neckbeard 'heh. nothin personal, kid' energy
rocky nacelle
your character is an ultra smurf
hard nexus
made a helbore las keystoneless build
median steeple
they should be bigger or at least imperators should be
rocky nacelle
i dont think its exactly up to "our size"
modern lintel
thats fkin lit but the nerd in me says that titans are nowhere that big in the ...
wasnt their like 1 or 2 that were at some point or am i just waffling
zinc talon
in like overwatch edgy disposable shotgun man's voice
median steeple
bro's just chilling
which I mean this is an imperator so it being that size makes sense
zinc talon
thank fuck so that's what we're looking at
median steeple
holy shit old 40k art hurts to look at
rocky nacelle
median steeple
WHY IS IT SO RED
rocky nacelle
yeah I could take this guy
rotund shoal
The Imperator loomed over the battlefield like a walking mountain. Over fifty meters tall, its colossal armored feet left craters in the earth with every step, each stride shaking the ground for miles around. Its vast spires and weapon-mounts bristled with turrets and guns, a city of death on legs
thats from Titanicus. "over 50 meters"
median steeple
the newer measurements are 55 meters iirc
copper hawk
bro's just chilling
Oh shit
zinc talon
kilometer length guns
zinc talon
lol preach
copper hawk
When I first saw it
zinc talon
missed the forest for the trees too
modern lintel
cica noob confirmed
copper hawk
Yeah
median steeple
honestly it could be an imperator or emperor
they both look pretty close to each other
zinc talon
ah yes, the thing they are talking about is the one color rusted out long dead building with legs
my mistake I thought we were looking at the featureless mountain
it was a coin toss
rocky nacelle
this is the only mountain I know
zinc talon
GEAR MOUNTAIN HELL YEAH BRUDDER
rocky nacelle
median steeple
his head looks like a turd ngl
zinc talon
I HAVE SYSTEM CRASHINGLY LONG WEAPON LISTS
median steeple
zinc talon
I MIGHT BE AN UNMEDICATED HOARDER BUT LOOK AT THIS GREEN SHOTGUN I JUST BOUGHT
rotund shoal
i am looking forward to the new apple Wireless Speakers ™️ using Guantanamo Bay technology they beam the audio signal by vibrating your skull
paper harness
@sour oxide might be time to start rolling back driver versions one at a time tbh
zinc talon
I'd rather just grit my teeth and stick my pinkie on a motherboard wire
and claim the warrant
y
hard nexus
I'd rather just grit my teeth and stick my pinkie on a motherboard wire
what’re you talking about
r u insane
lusty oar
aura
rotund shoal
wow I got an aura blast
zinc talon
instead of rolling back my drivers with either previous drivers properties or windows backup
one by one by one
inviting even more complication until I find the one that maybe brings less, I think, I can't tell I've done this twelve times already
paper harness
I fucking hate Sweden
zinc talon
there's the manifesto ranter I know
paper harness
Why is it only Swedish games that require this shit
It was the same when I worked at paradox
It’s the same for Fatshark
rotund shoal
its because northern people have a heart made of ice, no social skills and shitty food
hard nexus
It was the same when I worked at paradox
u worked for paradox??
copper hawk
Lmfao
zinc talon
well that's fuckin mandatory storytime
which titles
are you the reason hearts of iron 4 exists
are you the original pro gamer racist
hard nexus
i’m so lost
zinc talon
paradox is a publishing company
zinc talon
notably of mount and blade fame
copper hawk
So brocken..
rotund shoal
notably of mount and blade fame
and ck2
zinc talon
crusader kings, hearts of iron, victoria
ck2
europa universalis
basically if it's turn based strategy and you can commit racial war crimes
paradox produced it
paper harness
u worked for paradox??
Yeah
grizzled aspen
Paradox mentioned, I must now put another 100 hours into Stellaris.
copper hawk
Deport Hungarians
paper harness
Fun fact
copper hawk
L0l frog u play stellaris l0l
paper harness
Office was literally 50 yards from Fatshark
grizzled aspen
L0l frog u play stellaris l0l
I have like 500 hours in Stellaris.
zinc talon
was it just game company downtown
grizzled aspen
I commit racial space genocide regularly.
hard nexus
Office was literally 50 yards from Fatshark
LMFAO
grizzled aspen
If another empire even slightly inconveniences me, I obliterate them.
zinc talon
if a fire were to mysteriously ~~ be set ~~ occur spontaneously would this be a potential two birds one stone moment
hard nexus
walk down the street and ask for terribly balancing ideas
copper hawk
Must be a disease hd2 office has
Spread across the street
Infected roundfish
Now they enshittify
rotund shoal
If another empire even *slightly* inconveniences me, I obliterate them.
biology ascendacy > conquer them > turn them into food. better than genocide
grizzled aspen
I have mods so I can take all four paths.
paper harness
and the company behind helldivers 2 is like
1 mile away
rotund shoal
or my favourite would be to make them stupid, infertile and high maintenance and then split them off again into their own empire to floudner around
zinc talon
personally I liked captive population forcible conscription to the front lines of an endless war
you were born because we allowed it
paper harness
I have like 500 hours in Stellaris.
grizzled aspen
Genetically perfect psionic cyborgs and cutting edge machinery.
paper harness
The boys refuse to play stellaris @plush estuary cough cough
paper harness
I would play passive!
grizzled aspen
Get vassalized as a subsidiary company, idiot.
zinc talon
my one stellaris campaign before it went cold sitting on my desktop was a rabidly xenophobic expansionist militaristic human run
hard nexus
The boys refuse to play stellaris <@665740726474375168> cough cough
one of these days i’ll actually play stellaris
i got it forever ago
and just never played it
grizzled aspen
It's really fun, if you like looking at a map for 4 hours at a time.
modern lintel
It was the same when I worked at paradox
riddle me this funny man why the fuck is the console version of Stellaris like back logged 2 years
zinc talon
and can no longer handle
rocky nacelle
wait a minute
grizzled aspen
Also, the way they handle dlc is great.
paper harness
are you the reason hearts of iron 4 exists
I worked on stellaris and ck3
rocky nacelle
rotund shoal
riddle me this funny man why the fuck is the console version of Stellaris like b...
who tf wants to play stellaris on console?
rocky nacelle
grizzled aspen
If you play multi-player, only the host needs dlc.
modern lintel
who tf wants to play stellaris on console?
paper harness
riddle me this funny man why the fuck is the console version of Stellaris like b...
Nobody gives a shit at pdx
That’s why
zinc talon
all joking aside for a sec that is fuckin cool to hear about
grizzled aspen
I now have a smidge of respect for Dorn.
zinc talon
my brudder by choice grade school buddy has....
grizzled aspen
The man assisted in creating one of my favorite games.
rocky nacelle
brunt
zinc talon
rocky nacelle
may have given me the perfect evisc for itemization
grizzled aspen
Is brunt smoking fat blunts and dishing out perfect 380s left and right?
rocky nacelle
Is brunt smoking fat blunts and dishing out perfect 380s left and right?
close enough
rotund shoal
damn ive no clue what mine is cuz i pirated the hell out of ck2
grizzled aspen
Oh yeah that, that's nice.
zinc talon
paper harness
I was modding pdx games since I was 12
modern lintel
why swedish devs only know make frame work for great game then shoot themselves in foot and eat hot chip
zinc talon
paper harness
No
median steeple
rocky nacelle
why swedish devs only know make frame work for great game then shoot themselves ...
then post on twitter
zinc talon
I am totally going to pick his brain for incredibly niche, borderline concerning questions to startle you with
median steeple
I have 200 hours in Hoi4 and not a single achievement
paper harness
Fatshark takes up all of my time
grizzled aspen
I just have a love and hate attitude towards that origin because you can't get knight commander, knight, or squire jobs on planets.
modern lintel
then post on twitter
silence for half the year " wow heres a clip of the most mundane shit youv ever witnessed happening in our game crazy right"
spare talon
crafting stat increases will save this so hard
rotund shoal
you ever finish a full ck2 game?
grizzled aspen
You have to fucking complete the quest line and consecrate habitats.
And habitats fucking suck.
rocky nacelle
silence for half the year " wow heres a clip of the most mundane shit youv ever ...
"do you guys like community fan art heres the in game characters but anime wow !!!"
(this is definitely NOT related to fat sharks last tweet)
paper harness
Habitats aids
paper harness
Unless I run out of planets and am poor
hard nexus
holy peak, 20 points to mobility!
rocky nacelle
unironically the 360 green I got is better than my 380 orange eviscerator
(stat wise)
modern lintel
didnt one of the most recent dlcs conclude the toxic gods story
grizzled aspen
I tried my hand at making a building that can only be build on planets that provides some of the unique jobs, but unfortunately I am dumber than a box of rocks and couldn't pull it off.
paper harness
grizzled aspen
Yeah. It's a leviathan you can go kill.
modern lintel
also just want to let you know toxoids IS the most recent dlc for console because yeah
grizzled aspen
Creates a unique system that is sort of like a pulsar in that it negates armor instead of shields.
paper harness
Benefit to working at pdx, free games and dlc
Employees too broke to buy the 40 billion dollars in dlc
rocky nacelle
holy peak, 20 points to mobility!
grizzled aspen
But yeah, I wanted to make that building because habitats are fucking terrible and I could never get it to work.
modern lintel
Creates a unique system that is sort of like a pulsar in that it negates armor i...
no i mean the one where you go to yhe black whole in center of galaxy the one w the mind lathe and all that
i think has a tie in w toxic
rocky nacelle
theres this one city builder that came out recently
but its not RTS
its just chill city builder
(and cyber punk oriented)
who interested
grizzled aspen
Unless the synthetic queen somehow is related to the toxic god, I dont see how they'd be related at all.
paper harness
I have an excel spreadsheet of maximized stellaris growth
modern lintel
swear it concludes the story in for toxic god in that dlc
zinc talon
grizzled aspen
Well, it doesn't.
The toxic god questline ends when you actually find the damn thing.
paper harness
Rome being abandoned makes me sad
zinc talon
well I mean, have you seen it
grizzled aspen
Then you can either spare it and it becomes a controllable leviathan or you can slay it and get an artifact which is the better option.
rocky nacelle
true I would have stopped rome from burning
paper harness
And Victoria 3 being vic 3 and not being abandoned makes me more sad
remote lark
mfw chainsword gun psyker
grizzled aspen
Oh maybe they added an ending with cosmogenesis, but the story by itself was already finished.
zinc talon
or don't because I'm the only one that fucking cleans around here
grizzled aspen
So I wasn't lying.
zinc talon
I live alone, but still
rotund shoal
have you met romans
dont let it slip youre a time traveler from 69 BC
grizzled aspen
Play fanatic xenophobe and put all the xenos in the synaptic lathe.
I dont care that you hate me for genocide, get in the fucking computer, alien.
modern lintel
spoiler if i remember correctly the thing in the toxoids pack is infact not the toxic god
grizzled aspen
Yeah, they touch on that.
paper harness
Play fanatic xenophobe and put all the xenos in the synaptic lathe.
One of my friends swears by xeno compatibility
grizzled aspen
There is an event that says there are records saying the toxic god that visited your planet was much, much larger.
median steeple
I should prob try KotTG
grizzled aspen
It's theorized the one you find is an infant.
paper harness
I changed a beta flag and sent him the code so he couldn’t start MP with it enabled
modern lintel
i think you get to talk to it in the cosmogenisis dlc and it tells you to come find it or some shit
grizzled aspen
One of my friends swears by xeno compatibility
That perk is AIDS.
paper harness
I actually enjoy playing for more than 1 hour before my cpu melts
grizzled aspen
Right? It just destroys everything.
paper harness
Still mad I couldn’t get it removed
grizzled aspen
I really want gatekeeper to fuckin finish his update on planetary diversity so I can play it again.
rocky nacelle
what’s it called
ill just dm it
paper harness
8 weeks of playing the game with it on
rocky nacelle
alexa spawn in
paper harness
Just to prove to management it completely bricks the game
rocky nacelle
500 cigarettes
zinc talon
alexa send text
paper harness
500 cigarettes
I smoked 6 packs after that meeting with pdx management
rotund shoal
Just to prove to management it completely bricks the game
y does it brick the game? on a technical level
zinc talon
<:lole:1075784489231458304>
paper harness
It exponentially uses more resources
zinc talon
vicky 3 did that too
rotund shoal
yes but specifically wheres the exponential increase?
paper harness
Eventually all cpus can’t process that much, and the game just dies
zinc talon
only got a portion of the expected timeline before it got so bogged down that's when the game ended
paper harness
The amount of different species causes an issue with how pops are calculated
zinc talon
that's why you eat them duhhh
modern lintel
true
grizzled aspen
To explain it simply, 2 founding races cross breed and make a 3rd race, so now you have 3 races. Now add another founding race. They can cross breed with the original 2 and make another 2, giving 6 total, and also with the original hybrid species, making 7.
paper harness
That’s why genocide is actually the only way to play past 800
grizzled aspen
This goes further and further until the game shits itself.
modern lintel
we love genetic ascension
zinc talon
To explain it simply, 2 founding races cross breed and make a 3rd race, so now y...
oh so its not runaway recursive, it just tops the pain threshold at a set number
paper harness
It shits itself faaaaast
rotund shoal
To explain it simply, 2 founding races cross breed and make a 3rd race, so now y...
sure I was wondering past that.. if everything stays linear it could handle 10000 of species. so there must be something thats using the species in an exponential way for it to break. which seems to be pop increase
although I couldnt guess how doing that calculation in itselfe is >O(n^2)
grizzled aspen
It's especially bad when ai trades communications and one ai empire gets like 12 migration treaties.
paper harness
sure I was wondering past that.. if everything stays linear it could handle 1000...
Spaghetti
zinc talon
sure I was wondering past that.. if everything stays linear it could handle 1000...
I mean have you met the catholics
modern lintel
To explain it simply, 2 founding races cross breed and make a 3rd race, so now y...
im p sure its one of the otions to turn this off is it not
paper harness
im p sure its one of the otions to turn this off is it not
If there wasn’t an option I wouldn’t have played the game for long
I literally wouldn’t be able to do 20-40 hour runs
zinc talon
that's a shame, I live and breathe that kind of procedural diversifying
grizzled aspen
The only way I can see xeno compatibility working well is to limit it to working within species type.
zinc talon
master of orion 3 was my highschool sweetheart 4x for years, still is best in class in some ways
rotund shoal
I mean have you met the catholics
Yes but I dont understand them either. I'm my country you can declare yourself catholic and you have to pay extra tax.
grizzled aspen
Like only necroids can breed with necroids, so on and so forth.
paper harness
CK3 has some mods that fundamentally end your save early because of how many things are tracked
Same behavior as ck2
grizzled aspen
But nope, paradox is fucking dumb and made that a thing for xenophile copers.
zinc talon
and that game would handle migration and population diversity, but gawd was it slow and also hamstrung beyond the warm fuzzies of forcible relocation into work camp communes
modern lintel
also iv only ever seen it once but found primitives w the ' dead god" modifeer once was p cool think it only gave spiritualistic benefits tho
grizzled aspen
The only proper way to play stellaris is to be an authoritarian spiritualist.
paper harness
The only time I don’t immediately kill everyone is when I’m going galactic imperium and need votes first
Then I kill them
zinc talon
or putting defenseless races on the same planet as murderous parasites that need a constant supply of fresh husks to control until the body decays and they need a replacement
grizzled aspen
Necrophage moment.
modern lintel
radiotropic w the ruthless industrialism to turn more worlds into tomb worlds is p gamer
grizzled aspen
(that origin also fucking sucks)
grizzled aspen
Sounds like your friend is bad.
paper harness
He’s quite good
grizzled aspen
Just be better at building tall, smh.
paper harness
I designed mechanics
zinc talon
yeah, tomb worlds that was it, I made my Empire of ManUNkind ha gotem tomb world sepecialists
paper harness
I have to play a boring play style to not dominate
zinc talon
so they could easily live on toxic burnt out industrial hives
paper harness
grizzled aspen
I designed mechanics
Home field advantage.
drifting wolf
a forge world
zinc talon
grizzled aspen
So tell me, Dorn. Did the rts autism happen because you worked at paradox, or did you work at paradox because of the rts autism?
paper harness
Because of it
zinc talon
copyright infringement is all about plausible deniability
paper harness
I had 3000 hours in pdx games before I applied
full nebula
Mostly ranged, the zealots delight
modern lintel
i had my main forge world get turned into a black hole by the interdimensional monster once mid war was not gamer
paper harness
When I used to play civ I would also play stellaris at the same time
zinc talon
because the only thing better than one computer melting conflicting information simulator
is a completely different from the ground up conflicting infromation simulator
most masochists like to feel physical pain but I aint one to kinkshame
rotund shoal
When I used to play civ I would also play stellaris at the same time
autismaxxing
grizzled aspen
Only autism can allow you to process that much information without cooking your brain.
paper harness
I would win every civ multiplayer game anyway
rotund shoal
its like those people who play 20 poker tables at the same time
zinc talon
modern lintel
warthunder 12 gb update
sacred jay
Warthunder 
rocky nacelle
sorry we dont care about feelings here
zinc talon
sir you are standing on my foot
rocky nacelle
spellvis pressley is pretty good though
rocky nacelle
sir you are standing on my foot
oh my bad
zinc talon
it's not so much the feeling as the feeling I've lost in it
modern lintel
Warthunder <:whyyoulikethis:904417899920371723>
i havent played it in like prob a month but daily login is at like 160 so
zinc talon
oh fun medical fact with cousin dockri
paper harness
My worst autismmax was 1 civ 5 game, 1 civ 6 game and vic 2 at the same time
zinc talon
stamping on someone's foot like you see in cartoons or old time movies
the arch of your foot is like the wishbone in a turkey or a flying buttress
sacred jay
I like the cartoon tripping someone
zinc talon
the load bearing is sprread through the bone sure but the center arch is where most stress is concentrated and spreads from
stamping on a foot puts your heel on top of that top center arch
paper harness
Pretty sure I could do the same thing with Darktide and civ 5
Just alt tab once every min
zinc talon
and will tear fascia, avulse tendon, and crack bones like impressively well
sacred jay
I play darktide with 60 fps dropping to 40 during fights
20 if theres 2 purgation staff psykers
zinc talon
tune in next time for another episode of Concerningly Specific Body Trauma
modern lintel
i cut the tendon in my pinkie finger when i was a teen still cant bend down the top joint
zinc talon
oh parting thought were yall aware it only takes eight pounds of force to fracture a collarbone
and your entire arm musculature will go flaccid because everything hooks its weight too and through that one flimnsy ass bone
rotund shoal
i rearranged my knuckles with someones face when i was 16 and now im missing my pinky knuckle
well its not missing its inside my hand
and i cant not bend my ring finger when i bend my pinky
zinc talon
you could crack someone's claficle with the thin end of a phone and a half serious karate chop
rotund shoal
cuz tendons or some shit
zinc talon
and they'd lose the use of that arm for months plural
modern lintel
no more pinkie promise gang
zinc talon
also its so incredibly painful the brain might not even store the actual event into memory
so there's a non zero chance the person won't remember you doing it
rotund shoal
this ones actually useful
drifting wolf
i rearranged my knuckles with someones face when i was 16 and now im missing my ...
here comes the giant fist
zinc talon
my lawyer just called and told me to stop talking and turn off my internet, who snitched on me
modern lintel
you could crack someone's claficle with the thin end of a phone and a half serio...
will be doing this to you tomorrow
zinc talon
i rearranged my knuckles with someones face when i was 16 and now im missing my ...
no bump when you flex your fingers into a fist?
rotund shoal
no bump when you flex your fingers into a fist?
the bump is like a couple of centimers into my hand
zinc talon
the knuckle is actually the end point of the bone that runs from wrist to first finger joint
the metacarpal
you prolly fractured some off and over time your body resorbed it
rotund shoal
yep thats what happened
i had never broken a bone so i didnt realize i fractured it. didnt go to the doctor for a week. when i went he told me id already healed it like that
zinc talon
or it got surrounded by fat/fascia and became a nucchal bone or bone island whichever name you want
sacred jay
Funny thing i can turn the upper part of couple of my fingers 90 degrees
zinc talon
you'll see what looks like a altoid mint sized pebble just doin its thang floating by itself in the xray film
you still have full use of the finger, no pain or weakness vs the other pinkie since it happened?
rotund shoal
Yep finger is fine
But i think the tendon is hooked somehow
Thats why it hooks into my ring finger
so if my pinky goes down it pulls on it
zinc talon
cuz those bone islands can sometimes wiggle around ever so slightly
and wiggle into the joint space between two moving bones
happens in peoples knees a lot because it's the largest joint space in the body
then all the sudden yer fanger won't stop goin caddywompus
modern lintel
when i cut mine doctor told me theirs two nerves that run on both sides of the pinky that i had somehow missed so i can still feel everything in mine
potent canopy
Hello fellow zealots, who would like to look at my build I did myself before looking at any guides
rotund shoal
then all the sudden yer fanger won't stop goin caddywompus
huh just learned a new word
zinc talon
yip, there's spots on your body called pure patches
lil portions of your skin or whatever that are only fed to by a single spinal segment nerve
modern lintel
https://tenor.com/view/mike-o-heam-giga-chad-gigachad-sigma-male-gif-14252379233...
feel the hammer to your toes
zinc talon
so there's no bleedover
most of your body has more than one nerve listening so if you lose one, well
paper harness
Hello fellow zealots, who would like to look at my build I did myself before loo...
@spare talon @rocky nacelle
zinc talon
but for example yeah your pinkie, and the web of skin between your thumb and index
spare talon
why are you pinging me for that lmao
obsidian prairie
Hello fellow zealots, who would like to look at my build I did myself before loo...
Yeah sure, you need to use a gameslantern build editor link to post it though, no image perms
zinc talon
only served by not just one nerve, but one nerve from one segment of your spine
just the bastard that leaves between bone six and seven so to speak
so you lose that nerve on that spot
potent canopy
Yeah sure, you need to use a gameslantern build editor link to post it though, n...
Ooooh
zinc talon
and suddenly you're unironically criminally insane
because you can't feel it
or this
or that
wait can I feel a lighter
naw guys look I'm burning my hand I can't feel it
modern lintel
any particular reason you think i gained full mobility besides the top joint when they fixed it @zinc talon
zinc talon
remind me the injury and what they did again, I'm workin on a bottle of red so
paper harness
why are you pinging me for that lmao
Zealot council
spare talon
true....
ornate bone
feel the hammer to your toes
spare talon
shovel gaming
modern lintel
remind me the injury and what they did again, I'm workin on a bottle of red so
cut tendon inbetween knuckle and first joint
zinc talon
shovel gaming
zinc talon
cut tendon inbetween knuckle and first joint
and they surgically reattached?
potent canopy
Images are easier
rotund shoal
shovel gaming
oh that combo is so dirty
potent canopy
TLDR im full CC
modern lintel
and they surgically reattached?
yea cut up into finger and down into hand to reattach
drifting wolf
shovel gaming
ww1 trench soldier experience
zinc talon
was even a portion of the tendon still glued on or did you totally transcect it
(did you fray the rope or snap it)
zinc talon
good man
rotund shoal
doesnt mean much post build
modern lintel
if i recall think they said they used stitchs tbh
rotund shoal
cant critique psychically
obsidian prairie
shovel gaming
I like how you are basically just walking through a pox mob
zinc talon
did it hurt like crazy right when you did it, or was it strangely painless for a bit then started hurting
zinc talon
a fully severed tendon is actually totally painless most cases, and only hurts because the surrounding tissue smells blood in the metaphorical water
modern lintel
didnt hurt for the first prob 20 min nah then whole hand was sort of feel like it was cramping
potent canopy
I can't post images u.u
spare talon
I can't post images u.u
thats why they said to do a gameslantern build link
obsidian prairie
That’s why I said gameslantern
lusty oar
I can't post images u.u
deserved for being a porn bot
spare talon
keep swinging mod
no
lusty oar
we know you're hiding those only fans links
ornate bone
how
potent canopy
thats why they said to do a gameslantern build link
I know and I said "damn, I'm too lazy to do this"
zinc talon
either way, to answer you tendons are mostly to completely made of fibrous material and not nerve-supplied movable tissue that can sense things or react to things
they really are like rope on a pulley
rocky nacelle
shovel gaming
rotund shoal
I know and I said "damn, I'm too lazy to do this"
zinc talon
and as such, need very very little blood supply to stay fed and happy
potent canopy
im not a onlyfans bot >:^0
zinc talon
but, because very little blood supply
potent canopy
Im a flesh and blood
zinc talon
very little ability to get what it needs to heal
spare talon
https://tenor.com/view/tf2-team-fortress-soldier-running-run-gif-19922209
wow youre right
this is literally soldier tf2, the build
modern lintel
i have pics of it i can dm
spare talon
shovel, shotgun, explosives, and a very loud voice
zinc talon
thankfully if you reattach, and stabilize while it is slowly getting that blood to start healing
rocky nacelle
wow youre right
this is literally soldier tf2, the build
wheres the ROCKET
spare talon
wheres the ROCKET
krak explosions
obsidian prairie
Waiting until the 26th to pick my shovel back up
zinc talon
tendons usually come back with very little to almost no noticable long term trauma
scarring, so to speak
obsidian prairie
What’s on yours btw Cole
spare talon
What’s on yours btw Cole
modern lintel
it did take prob like a week or two to get the surgery to actually re attach idk if that affected it at all
drifting wolf
market gardener
obsidian prairie
I’m stuck with decimator skullcrusher
drifting wolf
obsidian prairie
It takes a minute but when it’s going it’s fucking going
rotund shoal
https://tenor.com/view/niggle-gif-25095903
oh my god i thought that was war drone footage
zinc talon
did it hurt like absolute balls if you moved it after you cut it but before they operated
drifting wolf
it is
zinc talon
cuz the danger in waiting to reattach a tendon
ornate bone
the dude flew a piece of metal with blades rotating at I don't fucking know how much RPM
modern lintel
did it hurt like absolute balls if you moved it after you cut it but before they...
ya
zinc talon
is that the muscle belly that actually moves the bones for you doesn't have any counterbalance to its pulling
ornate bone
straight into the poor guy's head
zinc talon
and if you don't stretch that belly back to where it was
spare talon
I know and I said "damn, I'm too lazy to do this"
this is how fast it takes to do it lmao
this is a crusher build too btw
paper harness
Where build post
zinc talon
it'll shrivel up into a little wad all the way up where it originates
rotund shoal
the dude flew a piece of metal with blades rotating at I don't fucking know how ...
OK I woulnt want that to happen to me but ill take it over a greande straight to the dome
potent canopy
this is how fast it takes to do it lmao
Im already the opposite direction
Im not a crusher build, im a CC build
zinc talon
and CHRIST is taking that inch long wad of muscle and stretching it back to its full length a thing you wouldn't wish on even people you can't stand
modern lintel
it'll shrivel up into a little wad all the way up where it originates
i think thats why they had to cut as far up and down as they did they had to pull it back to re attach
spare talon
Im not a crusher build, im a CC build
you said you were using crusher tho
zinc talon
yessir
zinc talon
and you were probably in a drug induced coma while they did it
hard nexus
shovel gaming
ok i need to make this build now
median steeple
this is how fast it takes to do it lmao
You paused for a sec while picking nodes.... I'm sorry to say but you're washed
zinc talon
because otherwise you wouldve put your thumbs in their eyes to stop them
potent canopy
I. Am. CC.
drifting wolf
but if it had explosives the camera woudnt survive
he is using the rocket jumper so it cannot explode anything
modern lintel
and you were probably in a drug induced coma while they did it
yea woke up whole arm in pain from surgery on just finger
paper harness
Another book zealot
potent canopy
No, I CC
zinc talon
so if it was a wad they had to cut and go digging you prolly fully severed
paper harness
ANTI DPS SYNERGY
rotund shoal
I. Am. CC.
ask for build advice
refuse to elaborate build
leave
zinc talon
palm side or back of your hand?
modern lintel
palm
lusty oar
sí see my hairy balls lmao
potent canopy
going pure cc is just delaying a problem or making someone else deal with it
There's no I in Team
zinc talon
cuz if you severed it, there wasn't anything there to do any pulling
paper harness
There is
modern lintel
like when it was cut no couldnt move at all also couldn't move the finger closest
paper harness
I carry the team has an I
zinc talon
yep you cleaved that bitch clean through
obsidian prairie
There's no I in Team <:chadgryn:1161142998214656090>
There is when everyone else is a dumbass (every game I played today, seriously)
spare talon
ok i need to make this build now
literally
this build is the same as my knife db one but i moved the bleed talent to field improv
and put a shovel on it
potent canopy
I play with randos on damnation and we have won :^D
zinc talon
tendons get/need so little blood supply they can afford to sit for periods of time that would kill most all other tissues in your body
but the tendon only needed half a drop a week
so waiting a week is like skipping dinner in the scheme of things
obsidian prairie
While crusher does have exceptional stagger aoe it also has a strong finesse modifier for a power weapon and good armor damage, meaning going into damage is always advisable
paper harness
I play with randos on damnation and we have won :^D
That’s.. not a flex
zinc talon
good to hear you have full mobility
paper harness
Post build
zinc talon
a thing you could do to keep aware of how it's doing
modern lintel
good to hear you have full mobility
besides top joint is the only problem
obsidian prairie
You can focus your tree into damage and self sustain
zinc talon
is get one of those grip strength anger management things
spare talon
crushers stagger is enough even without any impact blessings
you even have a blessing that makes you deal more damage to staggered enemies that youve hit
zinc talon
or a squeezie ball or something
potent canopy
wtf
hard nexus
literally
this build is the same as my knife db one but i moved the bleed talent...
ok noted
spare talon
and its a large amount of damage too, upt o 80%
zinc talon
and just seeing how your muscle strength is finger to finger
hard nexus
will try it tomorrow
zinc talon
cuz even if that one is even ever so slightly less than your uninjured one
modern lintel
but its been like this for prob like nearly 7 years so i dont think top joint will be coming back
remote lark
👁️
zinc talon
the act of using that grip strength squeezie thing is exercising the very muscle you're wanting to see if there's weakness in
obsidian prairie
Crusher can already send everything to the floor with a activate->heavy 1
zinc talon
the act, of gauging the weakness, is reducing the weakness
obsidian prairie
You don’t need more impact
zinc talon
also if you pop your knuckles by pushing your fingers down on a desk or pushing them backwards instead of forwards
spare talon
@hard nexus field improv and the close damage upon ability use nodes can go anywhere btw, theyre not needed, those are your flex ones
zinc talon
stop doin that, pop your pinkie by flexing it into your palm
spare talon
but field improv is always nice and more damage is damage
zinc talon
99 times outta 100 zero effect is had
potent canopy
How do I get image sharing rights
rotund shoal
@potent canopy i want you to open your mind. on the count of 3, i want you to imagine each of talents vividly and open your mind to the universe. i have a pen and will astrally take them down
modern lintel
stop doin that, pop your pinkie by flexing it into your palm
i can pop the joint by just wiggling it side to side if that does anything
obsidian prairie
Just
zinc talon
but if you catch that tendon at exactly the right angle
obsidian prairie
Use gameslantern
zinc talon
the stretch force will make the tendon right there at the wound site think oh no, not again
spare talon
lusty oar
nuh uh gameslantern makes me too hard
drifting wolf
what
spare talon
potent canopy
ew yucky
zinc talon
and begin to act like maybe it was wounded again? I don't know but maybe? you're flipping out too right cuz I'm flipping out so why don't we swell up the entire area and then you spend a weekend telling me if Im hurt or not
hard nexus
<@265332960792805378> field improv and the close damage upon ability use nodes c...
ok pawesome
zinc talon
(chemically-mediated damage response instead of communicated via nerve to the brain)