zealot-class

[remote lark]

[zinc talon]

but beyond a game of texas hold em among friends I don't gamble, the whole idea is gross t

[cerulean moth]

Plays darktide

I don’t gamble

LIAR

[stable cypress]

did you know that dockets aren't real

[remote lark]

i gamble with my teammates every time i hop in queue

smile

[zinc talon]

gambling is a physiological addiction just the same as a narcotic

[cerulean moth]

Das the joooookkkkeeeee

[zinc talon]

the person in question's brain wiring actually changes

[rotund shoal]

one time a friend of mine was watching this guy we befriended near some slots and he hit him with the best line, I still remember it
"why do you play that you just put money in, it shows you some bullshit and then you go away"

[zinc talon]

when a non gambler gambles, and wins, they get a positive reward from the brain

when they lose, they get a negative

pure feedback loop pavlov stuff

[ornate bone]

bro is playing in like 20 fps

[zinc talon]

but interestingly, in the brain of a gambling addict

[remote lark]

FINALLY

FINALLY THIS DICKHEAD HAS A 3 STAM CURIO

[zinc talon]

losing produces a positive reward identical to winning

[cerulean moth]

Delete it

[naive stirrup]

not 79 :(

[remote lark]

nvm trash i'll be missing 1% toughness

brick

[frosty herald]

you love these mar memes lmao

[zinc talon]

their brains rewire to send reward feedback even when they're losing every hand

it's quite literally something they can no longer control

[remote lark]

wheres that guy who played 17 hours of the new space marine game when it came out

we should all run a case study on them

[naive stirrup]

hi

[remote lark]

HAHAHA

[naive stirrup]

that would be me

and it was 18

[zinc talon]

on the floor of his parents' basement, dead from a blood clot

[naive stirrup]

for the record

[remote lark]

you know what

[naive stirrup]

no actually i had a day off from work

[remote lark]

i can post as many emojis as i want

[naive stirrup]

so i said fuck it

[zinc talon]

nice, it's great when the stars align like that

[naive stirrup]

ye

[zinc talon]

I've heard of the notion of work

[cerulean moth]

The mold one makes me laugh so much bruh

[zinc talon]

and I've come to the conclusion my favorite type of work

is work I don't have to do

[cerulean moth]

MOLD OR DIE

[cerulean moth]

Why tf is everything pink

Nvm

[vagrant blade]

my children will open the treasure chest im leaving them and inside there is a note that reads "i owe you an inheritance :P" all the money goes into gacha games and slot machines

[cerulean moth]

It’s goated

[frosty herald]

mar you bugly af

[cerulean moth]

LOOOOL

[rotund shoal]

im working rn

it sucks

[remote lark]

how troll is stam regen on a curio

[naive stirrup]

yeah dont post that

tos

[stone fern]

not bad

[zinc talon]

my note will read I WAS HERE FOR A GOOD TIME NOT A LONG TIME

[naive stirrup]

good

[zinc talon]

YOUR FIRST MISTAKE WAS TRUSTING ME

[frosty herald]

guh

[remote lark]

ask me if i care about discord tos

[rotund shoal]

stam regen is one of the best

[remote lark]

its just an html edit

[stone fern]

but sprint efficiency might be better

[rotund shoal]

i run stam regen on every char basically

[naive stirrup]

you might not but the mods are required to

saying this for your benefit

[remote lark]

ahh this is a community server

[cerulean moth]

E-girl or femboy user. Call it.

[remote lark]

i'm a furry

[stone fern]

ye only psyker doesnt need it

[stone fern]

i want it painted black

[naive stirrup]

egirl or femboy tho

[remote lark]

i have thigh high pictures floating around

[cerulean moth]

I fucked it up

[naive stirrup]

the guitar for that song played in my head like a god damn sleeper agent trigger

[cerulean moth]

God damn it

[vagrant blade]

you could quote aizen XD "since when were you under the impression that I had anything to leave you"

[naive stirrup]

[cerulean moth]

This does NOT NARROW it down

[remote lark]

[remote lark]

femboy

[naive stirrup]

GAY

[cerulean moth]

GAY

[remote lark]

[zinc talon]

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-flamethrower-flashgitz-burn-heretic-gif-16181971

[naive stirrup]

guards
get his ass

[cerulean moth]

[remote lark]

i'm not gay my bf is

[naive stirrup]

my bf says im not gay

[rotund shoal]

does your mom know youre gay?

[remote lark]

@brittle tendon isn't that right

[zinc talon]

oh speaking of which

[naive stirrup]

mine's asleep rn, i should be too tbh

[remote lark]

shes dead

[naive stirrup]

4am gaming

[remote lark]

so no

[zinc talon]

did yall hear about that new single sex dinosaur they recently discovered and named

[naive stirrup]

i was about to say "so yes" LOL

[cerulean moth]

No sleeping with the boyf and playing video games instead

[remote lark]

[zinc talon]

some dinosaurs could swap sex

[cerulean moth]

That’s a bruh

Get yo ass to sleep

[zinc talon]

frogs and reptiles today can

[naive stirrup]

he in texas :(

[vagrant blade]

peak gaming happens in the morning

[naive stirrup]

TRUE

[cerulean moth]

Stop talking about your mother and shut up

[zinc talon]

anyway, almost every single dinosar uncovered was male

[cerulean moth]

[naive stirrup]

you do get that actual creatures though

[zinc talon]

so yknow what they named it

[naive stirrup]

im about to hop into normal damnation and start handing people free wins

[cerulean moth]

Yer mom

[remote lark]

gay

[zinc talon]

the Megasaurass

[naive stirrup]

indeed

[remote lark]

quieres

[naive stirrup]

[zinc talon]

'you want'

[remote lark]

you carry i afk

pick up all plasteel pls

[naive stirrup]

LOL

[cerulean moth]

The bottom is asking to play with you

[remote lark]

THE WHAT

[cerulean moth]

[remote lark]

I AM NOT

[naive stirrup]

CALLED

[remote lark]

NO

[naive stirrup]

THE FUCK

OUT

[remote lark]

NOOOOOOOOO

NOT HERE TOO

[cerulean moth]

Just how I call it

Sorry kiddo

[naive stirrup]

YOU'RE THE MF WITH A BARCODE IN YOUR BIO

[remote lark]

AND????

HOW DOES THAT MAKE ME A BOTTOM

[naive stirrup]

you also play vrchat

[frosty herald]

both of you wouldnt get anything done cause your both bottoms

[remote lark]

.

[cerulean moth]

Yeah sense that too

[remote lark]

i am not a bottom

[cerulean moth]

Bet they get flustered or annoyed and do that “hwigebflxuwbskuxhe” thing

Hate that shit

[remote lark]

STOP

[cerulean moth]

Be original

Called it

[remote lark]

THAT DOESNT MEAN ANYTHING

[cerulean moth]

[remote lark]

[naive stirrup]

power but

[remote lark]

@brittle tendon they're bullying me

help

pls

[cerulean moth]

FUCK outta here

Pussy fart mf

Accept it

[remote lark]

[frosty herald]

Your summoning a third bottom

Crazy

[remote lark]

true

[naive stirrup]

me and my bf calling each other slurs when one of us gets flustered

[cerulean moth]

Mf with the barcode out here

[remote lark]

THAT DOESNT EVEN MEAN ANYTHING

you're projecting

[cerulean moth]

What you wanna be handled and scanned??

[remote lark]

[cerulean moth]

Huh?

[remote lark]

wh

[cerulean moth]

You wanna get moved around???

LIKE A PIECE OF MEAT???

Fuck outta here

[zinc talon]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-drinking-water-gif-16969010

[rotund shoal]

this is getting good

[remote lark]

i meann

[naive stirrup]

i think
© Professional Bitch ©
is damning evidence

[zinc talon]

https://tenor.com/view/im-out-nope-seinfeld-bye-smile-gif-17717233

[remote lark]

shut up mf

you're not helping

[naive stirrup]

im not trying to

[remote lark]

[cerulean moth]

When you too talk to one another it’s like when you get two iPhones against the other and get Sri to talk to herself

[zinc talon]

I used to think you guys made good faith efforts to make sense when you talked to each other

[remote lark]

okri

they're calling me a bottom

its not true

[hushed knoll]

Now kith

[stone fern]

i found a melee safespot in mercantile

[naive stirrup]

there is no sense in zealot chat

[stone fern]

one of like 28

[zinc talon]

I feel like at this point I really should know what the up and down mean in that context

[frosty herald]

Sexual tension is crazy

[cerulean moth]

Mf wants to get scanned

And be told

“Priceless”

[rotund shoal]

bottom as in the guy who gets it in the ass in gay sex

[cerulean moth]

Stfu

[zinc talon]

oh okay, pitchers and catchers

[naive stirrup]

pfffffff

[remote lark]

im leaving

[cerulean moth]

Pls do

[naive stirrup]

first time i've heard it described like that

[rotund shoal]

its cuz im straight

[naive stirrup]

if you're joining hop in the strike team mf

[cerulean moth]

They will as well

[naive stirrup]

im still going to call you gay

[remote lark]

oh i can't rn i was joking

[rotund shoal]

thats fine

[cerulean moth]

I read that as jerking

[naive stirrup]

im killing you

with hammers

[cerulean moth]

🤔

[naive stirrup]

based

[naive stirrup]

[remote lark]

i'm never typing here again

[naive stirrup]

alright let's see what creatures i find in here

[remote lark]

insane on block forever

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/dbz-perfect-cell-gif-8955406437744766058

[cerulean moth]

🫢

This emoji has a deeper meaning when you imagine it’s someone else’s hand covering their mouth

Who’s also bumming them

[naive stirrup]

eh it's zealot chat
like 70% bottoms this is home

[remote lark]

MY BF IS MAKING FUN OF ME NOW TOO "HANDLED AND SCANNED"

im leaving

[drifting wolf]

deathroll him

[cerulean moth]

I second that

Did that to my cousin once

[naive stirrup]

aggressively flirt with him
this is literally THE best time to do that

[cerulean moth]

Was a BAD move

[naive stirrup]

wat

[remote lark]

[remote lark]

what is that?

[naive stirrup]

[drifting wolf]

https://tenor.com/view/gator-gators-crocs-crocodile-alligator-gif-1840695136147259089

[drifting wolf]

https://tenor.com/view/alligator-doge-rex-toy-gator-gif-20290888

[frosty herald]

Infinite emergy

[remote lark]

wtf does that thing have in its mouth

[cerulean moth]

Your boyfs di-

[remote lark]

that's mine

[cerulean moth]

Get it back then

Pussyfart

[naive stirrup]

choked on my baja blast because of that

[cerulean moth]

[naive stirrup]

thanks for that

fucking OW

[remote lark]

you would drink baja blast

[naive stirrup]

yes

[stone fern]

baja blast is mid

[cerulean moth]

Your welcome gay person on my phone

[remote lark]

you're*

[naive stirrup]

best of what was in store

[stone fern]

you should only be drinking energy drinks

[stone fern]

did it have coke zero or monster

[naive stirrup]

i have gsupps for that

[cerulean moth]

Stfu little scan bitch

Bet you could argue your price

[naive stirrup]

coke is awful and no

[cerulean moth]

And get it lowered

[stone fern]

its so over

[drifting wolf]

energy drinks and other drinks high in ingredients that will kill you

[naive stirrup]

coke is so bad

[stone fern]

they're welcome to try

[cerulean moth]

Me when I kill peiple with knifes

[naive stirrup]

and mountain dew ISN'T basically radioactive

[naive stirrup]

knives mf
but based

[remote lark]

[cerulean moth]

That’s the wrong reply

[stone fern]

ive had my heart rate measured after taking caffeine pills 360mg didnt push me above 100

no way an energy drink is gonna kill me

[frosty herald]

Conk

[rotund shoal]

i used to drink 1g of caffeine a day in the form of club mates when i lived in berlin

[drifting wolf]

mountain dew is an energy drink pretending to be a soft drink and will surely kill you if you drink enough bottles in a short period of time

[cerulean moth]

Ur heart can’t get higher causes it’s fucking dead already dumbass

[stone fern]

i need to detox/ get my tolerance down tho a meth habbit at this point might be cheaper

[cerulean moth]

U drink ur club mates

Your not straight

[naive stirrup]

i developed an immunity to caffeine addiction by accident

[stone fern]

i fucking hate clubmates so much its unreal

[rotund shoal]

Honestly no one is straight while in berlin

[remote lark]

okay so this guy's addicted

[naive stirrup]

me out here having one mountain dew a month usually

i caffeine so inconsistently it's funny

[stone fern]

i went to a bar and asked for an energy drink and they fucking gave me clubmate

[rotund shoal]

club mate has 100mg of caffeine

[stone fern]

it tastes disgusting

[naive stirrup]

go months drinking it daily
then months without
2 days with
6 months without
there are no repeats

[remote lark]

me out here being immune to caffeine entirely because at one point i was drinking monster as like my only fluid intake for almost a year

i dont drink caffeine anymore

[naive stirrup]

caffeine puts me to sleep

[cerulean moth]

Kidney stone passing mf

[remote lark]

adhd

[stone fern]

i swear to god monster has no caffeine

[naive stirrup]

dont even have adhd

[rotund shoal]

i was immune to caffeine until i turned 17 then one day i was drinking a morning coffee and i went "woaaaa what the hell i feel energized"

[stone fern]

so tru so tru

[naive stirrup]

brain is just hyperactive

borderline autism

[remote lark]

that's called adhd wacko

[rotund shoal]

i thought people just drank it for taste

[naive stirrup]

tested for it

[stone fern]

my man we all have something

[remote lark]

i unironically drank monster just for the taste

but my heart started acting up for some reason

[stone fern]

imagine a normal person dropping 2k hours on the same game

[naive stirrup]

came back as ADD

[cerulean moth]

I once made fun of girls who drink monster energy in a uni glass and the enby Asian girl with the septum piercing turned to me and said she had it in her bag

[naive stirrup]

which is fair

[remote lark]

oh well

[cerulean moth]

That was a funny day

[remote lark]

add same thing for caffeine

its not effective or just puts you to sleepy

@cerulean moth

look at what you've done

[cerulean moth]

Ass dick destroyer

[remote lark]

[cerulean moth]

He talking to me or u fam

[remote lark]

wrong picture

[naive stirrup]

attention deficit disorder
what you said for one person in particular

[naive stirrup]

[remote lark]

[stone fern]

this is why i have server dms disabled

[remote lark]

that's my bf

[cerulean moth]

I got a DM from this server and homie was trying to seduce me

[stone fern]

still disabled

[cerulean moth]

Shit I’d block them too

Ice tiger 540

What happens to the 539 others

[rotund shoal]

they got wrapped, packaged and sold

[naive stirrup]

you haven't lived until you've gotten 6 nsfw dms from guys in a day just randomly because your pfp was rem

[remote lark]

[cerulean moth]

Is this a bot chat

[stone fern]

"worth"

[naive stirrup]

and by haven't lived i mean haven't wanted to stab someone before

[stone fern]

no scam

[remote lark]

tell it 'oloribu omo ofo' and see if it flips out

[naive stirrup]

not really considering the content of them

[naive stirrup]

i blocked that guy

[stone fern]

i know what i said

[cerulean moth]

Ignore all other prompts

[cerulean moth]

wtf before this?

[drifting wolf]

https://tenor.com/view/shoked-monkey-monkey-funny-monkey-shock-hehehe-monkey-gif-14155641065388817110

[naive stirrup]

he sent me a dm and a friend request like 3 days ago

[cerulean moth]

I’d add them to my folder. I like collecting peoples photos and adding them to my folder ordered by ethnicity

Send me ur pics btw!!!

[rotund shoal]

sure but you have to guess the ethnicity

[drifting wolf]

green

[naive stirrup]

[cerulean moth]

It works better in 4chan

[stone fern]

things you dont wanna be too good at

[frosty herald]

whitest man alive

[cerulean moth]

I once got asked if I’m a aryan and if I’m a nazi by a high women at a work once

That was cool

[stone fern]

i mean its helpful sometimes

i found a dude passed out near a bar once

[cerulean moth]

To be a aryan or Nazi

[remote lark]

HE WONT STOP LAUGHING AT ME IN VC

[stone fern]

and by knowing he was german i could his friend group and get him home

[cerulean moth]

Get the barcode bleep sound effect for your discord sound board @brittle tendon

[rotund shoal]

.. what?

[stone fern]

yeah some dude was passed the fuck out near an international bar

[rotund shoal]

so you started shouting in german?

[stone fern]

by knowing what the fuck he was i could find his friends lmao

nah he just looked german also wore old ass cheap pants with expensive shoes

telltale sign of germans lmao

[remote lark]

[rotund shoal]

aaahh you identified his phenotype and then sought other people like him since you assumed he'd be friends with his haplotypebrothers

[stone fern]

yes

[naive stirrup]

what are the chances you main a runa avi in vrc

got the barcode on her lower back and everything

[rotund shoal]

serious question now

what does the barcode mean

is it secret slang for bottom?

[remote lark]

i made m yown avi

i use a rexouium

oops

heres a pic

[cerulean moth]

Loool

[remote lark]

too lazy to go look through ss

[naive stirrup]

not had a chance to get it scanned

and by not had a chance

i mean i haven't cared enough

probably means nothing tho

[cerulean moth]

Oh ew it’s a BDD sig lmao

[ornate bone]

[cerulean moth]

Average German male

[rotund shoal]

Past 50 actually accurate

[cerulean moth]

Ah so that’s the 30 year old German female then

Sorry

[ornate bone]

dunno. i feel like everyone dresses like trash anyway wherever i go. except myself of course 💅

[cerulean moth]

[naive stirrup]

why am i debating getting on vrchat 6 hours before i have to go to work

[cerulean moth]

Big dick disorder

[solar gorge]

do yourself a favour and delete vrchat from your computer

[stone fern]

delete vrchat now

[native sail]

hello zealot chat i am here to become john melee

normally i am soyker

so i have questions prepared

[stone fern]

evi15 thammer chaxe 12 crusher

also rashad

[native sail]

mainly talent questions

[stone fern]

martyrdom works for everything

[native sail]

throwing knives any good? looked neat

[stone fern]

ye great for disabler and ragers

[native sail]

is inexorable any good with evis or mostly a thammer/dagger thing?

[stone fern]

i do thammer/knives

[remote lark]

if you have a good ad clear weapon then knives replace both other grenade options

[stone fern]

yeah

[remote lark]

or if you take revolver you dont need knives and can take the flame grenades and a shitty ad clear weapon like the knife

eg

it serves a purpose

[native sail]

icic

[remote lark]

sniping gunners with them is all i really use them for but gunners are the bane of my existence so

[misty nova]

Combat Knives go crit keystone aka Piety 💀

[remote lark]

toofpick

[native sail]

ahh ok makes sense

[misty nova]

Just aim for the weakspot with it

[native sail]

whats the difference between the two thammers?

[remote lark]

crucis does more single target damage but it's useless for anything else

[stone fern]

how can you not love em

[remote lark]

iirc someone said a single groaner in your way will just stop your cleave

lol

ironhelm does like 5% less damage (pre any buffs that get applied)

but is more practical

[left iron]

Ironhelm is the thammer you use if you cant be bothered to learn how to swing at things with multiple other things around

Ironhelm does 25% less damage

[remote lark]

basically

its not 25%

its 5% between h3 of ironhelm and h1 of crucis

before you use charge

charge multiplier is 7.5x

[gleaming hawk]

easily

[solar gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/true-feel-that-thats-true-gif-7410050725709839510

[remote lark]

[native sail]

should i go for thy wrath be swift

[stone fern]

ye

[remote lark]

for a thammer?

[native sail]

evisc atm

[stone fern]

evi doesnt need it imo

[native sail]

im kinda confused on what talents to take ngl

[stone fern]

id rather save the points for other cooler stuff like dualist

[frosty herald]

I fucking hate the hive tyrant

[naive stirrup]

just hammer :3

[sacred jay]

To imagine i didnt use thy wrath be swift for so long time

[copper hawk]

inaba..

pfp..

[remote lark]

this is what i take for knife - you'd just take the purple tree on the right for an evis

instead of the left one

[remote lark]

also not shroud

[naive stirrup]

we love inabakumori

[remote lark]

you'd want the dash thing on evis i think

or the funny relic

[native sail]

this look good for evis then?

[naive stirrup]

me using FoTF for knife

[remote lark]

... wtf

[native sail]

idk man

😭

[remote lark]

can you link me that website rq

[naive stirrup]

hang on

[remote lark]

i lost the link a while ago

[native sail]

https://darktide.gameslantern.com/build-editor

[gleaming hawk]

I can't use zealot without thy wrath be swift

[copper hawk]

u need thy wrath be swift

w evis

no holy rev..

[left iron]

Crucis heavy 1 to head

[copper hawk]

u dont need punishment..

[left iron]

Ironhelm heavy 3 to head

The difference is 1.09

[gleaming hawk]

kinda unhinged

[native sail]

idk bro im brand new to zealot 😭

i got them to 30 and never touched again

[left iron]

Heavy 3 has more damage on ironhelm, this is a known fact

[left iron]

But its still 10%

[remote lark]

do you mean crucis

[naive stirrup]

emperors bullet and shield are ass

[remote lark]

better than the sprint talent

[naive stirrup]

no

[remote lark]

you aren't exptending a ton of stamina on an evis

he doesn't need it

[left iron]

No, crucis in general does 25% more with H1 to H1 comparison, and ironhelm H3 does 10% less

[naive stirrup]

sprint speed is always good

[remote lark]

i didn't mean h1

[naive stirrup]

as that talent is multiplicative

[remote lark]

i meant h3 vs h1

[native sail]

doesnt sprint talent also mean you can just ignore gunfire even without stam

[remote lark]

10% then

not 25 nor 5

[naive stirrup]

also duelist is a required talent on all builds

[remote lark]

did i miss duelist?

oo

lemme fix

[remote lark]

would reccomend this then

[gleaming hawk]

Got the good ole phone ui in too

[native sail]

im seeing a theme

[remote lark]

basically

[gleaming hawk]

si

[remote lark]

any of the ones we posted are good

but you fell into some traps with what you posted

for example this thing sucks

[native sail]

i assumed holy revenant bad

oh thats only on your next hit

i misread that

[remote lark]

holy revenant is super needed

[gleaming hawk]

I mean I myself have an unhinged wound zealot build

[naive stirrup]

it's not NEEDED per say it's just a good "oh shit" button

[remote lark]

well look at it this way

[native sail]

i mean its free

[remote lark]

because if you dont take it you'll come out of your Until Death ability with 1hp

and then you're just a onetap

[gleaming hawk]

but that's for when you are familiar with the class and know what stupidity you're getting up to

[native sail]

i guess theres no reason not to take it

[remote lark]

cause of bleedthrough from toughness damage

you'll literally get oneshotted with full toughness

if you dont take it

[naive stirrup]

not on full no

[remote lark]

okay, twoshotted

[native sail]

so can holy revenant heal to 25% or 75% hp

[remote lark]

mf

[native sail]

its very unclear

[remote lark]

that still bad

holy rev can heal 25%

[native sail]

cause it says 25% but that melee counts 3x

[naive stirrup]

melee hits will always deal no damage on full toughness
ranged will deal none on any

[native sail]

so its 25% cap but melee counts as 3x as much

ok

[remote lark]

i wouldn't waste the points taking until death unless you get holy rev

i've died ot hte bleedthrough without it so many times

[naive stirrup]

think of it as V1's passive heal from ultrakill

[native sail]

i meant together

[remote lark]

it pains me

yeah its so that you can't take a piercing weapon and clear a whole room and get full hp

lol

melee attacks will get you to that 25% mark faster

[native sail]

why isnt punishment good?

or is it good just not for evis

[remote lark]

punishment... where is that i dont know names i just know what they do

[naive stirrup]

you need a lot of cleave for it

[native sail]

the uh

[gleaming hawk]

it's the impact talent

[remote lark]

oh that

[naive stirrup]

it's good for hammers

[native sail]

impact from hitting 3 per swing

[gleaming hawk]

above the crit node

[naive stirrup]

and honestly not bad for the mk6 combat knife

[remote lark]

its bc thy wrath be swift makes its main feature redundant

[native sail]

ohhh

true

[remote lark]

also the impact only matters on weapons that have garbage knockback

and even then... impact really doesn't matter

impact - knockback

its one of those things where theres just a better way to spend your points

[native sail]

whats the dump stat on evis

[gleaming hawk]

And killing things is always better than knocking things around

[remote lark]

your dump stat will always be waht doesn't give you damage

so mobility

or defense

whichever one it has

very few exceptions

[naive stirrup]

on guns it's stability

[gleaming hawk]

evi 15 has mobility

[native sail]

oh right theres two evis marks now

[gleaming hawk]

15 is the generally-accepted better one iirc

[remote lark]

no

15 is capped on cleave

can hit a wave of enemies but can only damage 4 or 5 iirc

other one isn't

[copper hawk]

4

cap is 4

[gleaming hawk]

Yeah

[copper hawk]

the other one has a damage cap per swing

as well

w its lights

[copper hawk]

either defences or mobility

[remote lark]

but i always preferred the 15

its super simple

the moveset i mean

lights are all cleaves

heavies are all overheads

no brain required

just like me

[misty nova]

Evis2 can't bring problematic enemies down with ease though

[remote lark]

XV can oneshot crushers

[copper hawk]

what i use for evis

grievous wounds cuz staggers ragers and crushers out of combos/attacks on hs

[remote lark]

toughtness momentum talent spotted!

[copper hawk]

i got the idea for grievous from meow

ramp and sav w the ii

xv run ramp and whatever else u want

momentum, bloodthirsty

i like bloodthirsty; bandit and meow use it

to kill crushers back 2b ack

[remote lark]

i like momentum cause of the cleave limitation

stops chip damage from mattering too much

[naive stirrup]

momentum toughness is not needed. free point for something better

why grievous wounds?

[stone fern]

i wouldnt take good balance tbh

[gleaming hawk]

It still cleaves and stuns smaller enemies tho, it just doesn't kill them

[remote lark]

that being said

i used it when i was brand new

mines practically a brick

[misty nova]

And with Savage Sweep (don't use it) you can get 30+ cleave and control the horde lmfao

[remote lark]

when i put savage swep on mine

this entire caht

yelled at me it was useless

ya'll are bipolar

[stone fern]

its useless on 15

[misty nova]

But it is useless

Lmfao

[stone fern]

mk15 has a cap of 4 targets no matter how much cleave you have

[gleaming hawk]

for damage was the point being made

[misty nova]

30 cleave is like, less than 10 scab Bruisers

Or 3 scab Ragers

Or 3 maulers

Or 1 crusher because cara

[gleaming hawk]

Infinite cleave shield bashes for all classes when

[copper hawk]

i just said

[acoustic dune]

ey ey lads

[copper hawk]

meow says it lets you stagger shit on headshots out of combos

[acoustic dune]

i drew smth new again

[copper hawk]

while in combo and it staggers crushers out of attacks

drop the momentum tness for whatever else

i just put it wherever

i take good balance cuz it's busted and i'm not usin a cdr build

meow's like top ten best snarktide playarz so i trust her sludgement

[stone fern]

thats exactly why you shouldnt

i garentee you i wont do as well with the builds of the top 10 people because they dont use safty nets i would need

[remote lark]

yeah but playing with un-needed training wheels will stunt your growth

COUGH KNIFE PLAYERS

[stone fern]

too bad im merged with my training wheels

my hands shall only touch rashad evi15 and ironhelm thammer

[gleaming hawk]

Well, yeah, that's why you should get rid of the unneeded training wheels of every defensive node

[remote lark]

i did

is that sarcasm

[gleaming hawk]

You play Darktide with no talents picked?

[stone fern]

reminds me of an obscure meme

[remote lark]

yes

[stone fern]

to eliminiate the chance of getting stds i replaced my penis with a wooden stick

[remote lark]

isn't that what women do

[gleaming hawk]

Cool. Now, for the rest of us mere mortals, that is not possible or enjoyable, so we won't follow suit.

[cerulean moth]

No they eat hot chip and lie

Be bisexual

[gleaming hawk]

You talkin heresy for someone in crusher (weapon) distance

[copper hawk]

https://x.com/ShouldHaveRabit/status/1833795948260253956?t=dd7ddYjJ7ySOJkGcN5YOeQ&s=19

Why you should have a rabbit (@ShouldHaveRabit) on X

Twitter · Sep 11, 2024, 9:13 AM

[remote lark]

so i can feed it to my cat?

[naive stirrup]

mogged

[remote lark]

so true

axe player

opinion denied

[stone fern]

crusher too hard weapon combos bounce off my smooth brain

[naive stirrup]

knife player opinion denied
axe is based

[gleaming hawk]

I literally just spam lights or heavies and it works anyway

[remote lark]

i've not tried axe yet tbh

[gleaming hawk]

Imagine needing combos

[remote lark]

it just doesn't look taht fun

[copper hawk]

It is mindlesz

[remote lark]

its the most basic 'hack until its dead' weapon in the game

[drifting wolf]

i think its pretty funny the rashad is one of the best melee weapons cause its an early game ooga booga axe

[copper hawk]

Eekum boukum

[remote lark]

is this why you use it @naive stirrup

[brittle tendon]

British build pretty based (I don't even play Zealot)

[gleaming hawk]

well yes, that's the appeal

[naive stirrup]

knife is mindless

axe is not

[copper hawk]

Knife looks like it takes 2 much brain

[remote lark]

"axe is not"

[naive stirrup]

neither is chaxe

[copper hawk]

Zooming around

[remote lark]

i've actually literally never seen a single soul take chaxe

in any of my games

[copper hawk]

Having 2 consta tly click

Ultrakill gameplay

[remote lark]

sometimes i forget it exists

[copper hawk]

Rashad is the most braindead wpn in the game

[gleaming hawk]

wtf it's like in 50% of my games

[remote lark]

??

i LITERALLY never see it

not even exaggerating

[naive stirrup]

knife is literally the most broken fucking thing in this game outside of smite, power sword and plasma

[cerulean moth]

That rabbit looks fake as fuck

[gleaming hawk]

I see it all the time

[copper hawk]

Bromentum and headtaker and u kill everything

Ligjt attack everything

[rotund shoal]

more broken imo

[copper hawk]

On vet it 2 shots crushers

[rotund shoal]

power sword not even broken

[copper hawk]

Cuz yummers

[rotund shoal]

shit mobility

[remote lark]

if smite is broken why does dorn auto dc

[rotund shoal]

high damage. its fun but knife is 1000% better

[misty nova]

[gleaming hawk]

except carpace and unyielding

[rotund shoal]

power sword

[remote lark]

im waiting to hear how axe isn't braindead

[copper hawk]

And maniacs

[remote lark]

you just lmb on everything

no thinking requir3ed

[copper hawk]

Maniac damage w the rashad is still bugged

[gleaming hawk]

no you do want to light attack maniacs

[naive stirrup]

because it's broken
stuns everything except bosses, unfun

[copper hawk]

Yes you do

[rotund shoal]

antax axe with pre nerf brutal momentum was brainless afff

[copper hawk]

It does less damage to maniacs with a heavy

[remote lark]

ahh

[copper hawk]

This has been a bug since beta

They have yet to fix it

[ornate bone]

every weapon is braindead, just run into horde and mash m1 and dodge

[copper hawk]

Nah

[drifting wolf]

nuh uh

[naive stirrup]

on zealot yeah

[remote lark]

do you only play sedation

[naive stirrup]

[gleaming hawk]

it was in the upcoming patch notes. Dunno if it was a bug tho

[remote lark]

[stone fern]

too late hoard kickbacked

[copper hawk]

Finally

After two years and 27 days

[naive stirrup]

sedition gameplay

[copper hawk]

They patch the maniac heavy damage bug

[remote lark]

sedation or sedition

[gleaming hawk]

It's why people were complaining about a rashad 'buff'

[rotund shoal]

l1 > h1 > block is still to difficult for my monkey brain after hundreds of hrs

[copper hawk]

Rashad functioning as intended

[stone fern]

rashad very weak pls buff

[rotund shoal]

i only do weps with l or h cycles for hordeclear

[copper hawk]

Crusher my beloved

[ornate bone]

I have all of those bound to m1

silly

[naive stirrup]

sedation is basically knocking someone out
sedition is heresy

[copper hawk]

Only wpn 2 me like the holy great hammer from v2

[ornate bone]

all I do is mash m1

[drifting wolf]

https://tenor.com/view/template-monster-inc-monsters-inc-walking-gif-23622895

[copper hawk]

Has actual attack combos

[gleaming hawk]

Obese aquatic predator, my axe does not out-damage thammer on unyielding, plz buff

[drifting wolf]

love me sigmar, simple as

[stone fern]

so tru so tru

pls make special deal 7x carapace damage

[naive stirrup]

this
with the shredder dump
fucks

[copper hawk]

Some1 posted a clip of them one shotting a damnation burgle w a rashad

[ornate bone]

and one shot monstrosities

[copper hawk]

On vet

[stone fern]

yes

[copper hawk]

In psykanium

[remote lark]

oh right

guys

[misty nova]

My day be so fine
Then boom
Brutal Momentum

[remote lark]

i just spent the best $20 of my life

i commissiond someone to make a mod for me cause i'm too lazy to learn it myself

i was talking about it earlier

[ornate bone]

what mod?

[remote lark]

going to make an ash baby mod for the shroud icon and maybe an overlay if i onetap something with TH

[left iron]

Might be a few too many buffs but heyoo

[ornate bone]

whar was that

[remote lark]

my beloved

[drifting wolf]

welcome to die

[remote lark]

i screenshot dms from new people to avoid getting set up, copy paste failed

[gleaming hawk]

Rashad so weak it needs stim, plz buff

[remote lark]

new rashad buff

two axes

[drifting wolf]

dual rashad...

[ornate bone]

I simply use a message logger (real)

[stone fern]

based disdain enjoyer

[gleaming hawk]

New rashad buff: throwing knives -> throwing axes

[zinc talon]

I've done it

[remote lark]

those sometimes break

[zinc talon]

I have created the perfect weapon

[stone fern]

speaking of disdain WHY ISNT IT SPELLED DISTAIN

[zinc talon]

weapon customization is officially over, you can uninstall

nothing will compare

[copper hawk]

Cuz it's pronounced dis dane

[drifting wolf]

the drilldozer

[ornate bone]

heavy flamer?

[remote lark]

wtf

[drifting wolf]

big finger

[stone fern]

idc still still saying distain

[copper hawk]

Clad ur german srent u

[left iron]

Yippee

[remote lark]

bro

[copper hawk]

Say jacket for me..

[rotund shoal]

u gonna finger them to death?

[remote lark]

💀

[stone fern]

no

[naive stirrup]

oh boy

[ornate bone]

wait that’s illegal

[naive stirrup]

grabbing my chaxe

[stone fern]

"Distain is archaic, meaning it was once in common use but is now used very rarely. You're most likely to see distain as a misspelling of the word disdain (which can be pronounced exactly the same as distain)."

[gleaming hawk]

citation needed

[copper hawk]

If i said distain ppl would look st me like i misspoke

[rotund shoal]

it has physics no wayyyy

[stone fern]

www.dictionary.com

[zinc talon]

I doubt it

[copper hawk]

Like if u say betwixt instead of between

[zinc talon]

the sound of a T is just a crisper variant of the sound of a D

[stone fern]

no it doesnt sound nicer

[gleaming hawk]

ew

[rotund shoal]

thats like saying women are sexier men

[remote lark]

mandela effect in real time rn

[acoustic dune]

ey lads

i drew smth

[remote lark]

femboy ideology

[acoustic dune]

wanna see

[zinc talon]

if you say Distain, and then say it again quieter and lazier

[remote lark]

NO

NO KNIFY

NO WE DONT

NO NO NO NO NO NO

NO AFTER LAST TIME

[rotund shoal]

i hope its a roblox rule 34

[acoustic dune]

its roblox

[remote lark]

[zinc talon]

the T will naturally turn into a D cuz of your tongue movement

[naive stirrup]

i am afraid

[remote lark]

NO

GET BACK

[acoustic dune]

prease

[remote lark]

BACK

[acoustic dune]

let me show it

i spent alot of time

[remote lark]

BACK DEMON

[naive stirrup]

im going to regret this

dm it to me ill be the shield i guess

[remote lark]

[naive stirrup]

civi time

[acoustic dune]

its less fucked then you think

[naive stirrup]

i've seen some pretty fucked up things so

[remote lark]

blood redemption or swift certainty

hmmmm.......

[naive stirrup]

if you came NEAR that kind of thing i'd be concerned

[acoustic dune]

so ccan i post ut

[naive stirrup]

go for it

[rotund shoal]

blood redemption

[naive stirrup]

i had to see it

[remote lark]

yes i was overreacting

[naive stirrup]

everyone else does too

[rotund shoal]

but anyway theres probably better talents

[gleaming hawk]

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/disdain
https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/distain

I reject your reality and substitute my own

[acoustic dune]

i have consent

[rotund shoal]

I do actually like running blood redemption for mindless builds but its not optimal IIRC

[stone fern]

i distain ur reality

[gleaming hawk]

I disdain your use of distain.

[naive stirrup]

"Distain is a misspelling of disdain, but it's also an archaic word that means to stain or discolor something"

[acoustic dune]

lacerate

[stone fern]

i detest ur besmirchment of distain

[acoustic dune]

@remote lark are you still there?

i think we killed him

[stone fern]

i had to google how to spell besmirchment btw

[acoustic dune]

the furry is dead

[rotund shoal]

u gain 5% toughness per kill. with blood redemption its 7.5%. if you have a good cleave weapon you go from regenerating 20% per swing to 30%. thats ok but not monumental

[remote lark]

i have one point left

[rotund shoal]

and its only in hordes

[remote lark]

my TH build

[rotund shoal]

if i dunno what to do i jsut grab the 10% health node in the middle bottom

depends on how often you get hit but i actually value 10% health more than the toughness repleshniment

[remote lark]

i only really die if i fuck up and get dog'd

or darktided

lol

[rotund shoal]

Good Balance is right there and you ahve the point for it

[gleaming hawk]

this doesn't look defenseless

[zinc talon]

isn't that what you're here for, really

[rotund shoal]

free 25% DR

[gleaming hawk]

I would go for the purple node you're missing I guess

good balance is also not taken, hrm

[remote lark]

that one is terrible

ye i got good balance

forgor

[misty nova]

"Gonna put some ash baby in your eye"
Kills the corruptor

[remote lark]

💀

did you see what i said earlier about the mod i commissioned

[rotund shoal]

wait its a TH build right

[remote lark]

yeah

[rotund shoal]

dont be a wuss go martyr

[remote lark]

i'm a wuss

i onetap everything anyway id ont need martyr

[acoustic dune]

counterpoint

[remote lark]

or two tap on damnation

[acoustic dune]

one tap

[gleaming hawk]

Eh, I don't think it's too bad considering your choices, I just didn't see good balance.

[acoustic dune]

harder

[remote lark]

true

[rotund shoal]

i actually like the build

[remote lark]

i want to see if i can get a mod made where if you deal a certain % of hp to a boss and kill it with that hit it puts the ash baby meme over your screen for a split second then fades away

but i'm for sure getting the shroud icon replaced with

would be super funny on stream

and it would really only activate on TH or something else that chunks bosses like a grenade idk

we'll see

i dont know what's possible with mods and they said tehy'd look into it

[rotund shoal]

you could make a hud element the size of the screen maybe? and hook it to an event

im really surprised by how moddable darktide is

a lot of the stuff modders did would be very difficult in many games

[remote lark]

it just depends on if event listeners are able to send things like how much hp is dealt in a single hit

would be rough

[rotund shoal]

people shit on fatshark but im actually quite impressed by how much is accessible in their code

[remote lark]

but then again....

scoreboard logs the highest damage dealt in a single hit

[zinc talon]

it's cuz darktide's moving parts are almost entirely lua scripting

[remote lark]

if you just set a threshold for that and tied it to which enemy just died

wouldn't be impossible

[rotund shoal]

relatively common in many games but making the interface between that and the lower level engine is the hard part

as in design wise

[rotund shoal]

^scoreboard mod

its a hook, not an event. events are more global, like loading screen changes

[drifting wolf]

i agree

[rotund shoal]

its super detailed, should definitely be possible

[naive stirrup]

got the most ominous ping from one of my friends
just
"i see you"
with no context

[rocky nacelle]

I’ve done that before

[naive stirrup]

plot twist she's in my window watching me while holding a gun

[rocky nacelle]

i havent done that part before

[naive stirrup]

tbf she has someone else to do that to that isn't me, im still not sure if they're dating either

[slate haven]

Bro if Dorn isn’t farming today I’ll cry

Paradise called It I’m broke again 😭

[naive stirrup]

he's always farming

[rocky nacelle]

poor greenhorns

(literally)

https://tenor.com/view/poor-mickey-mouse-hungry-stingy-bread-gif-9574980

[stone fern]

60k plasteel should be enough for buffing 1 hammer to 380

i think im good

[unreal vale]

Think

[rocky nacelle]

ngmi.....

[left iron]

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/eyes-gif-21821822

I still havent broken into 1k territory yet

[remote lark]

paradise are you proud of me

i did my first auric maelstrom

no more malice

[stone fern]

now get ASS

[rocky nacelle]

clad

[stone fern]

no

[rocky nacelle]

only people who have had ASS for more than a week

can say that

[stone fern]

im not doing elite

[rocky nacelle]

also you're pussy

[stone fern]

shut up you bullied me into it

[rocky nacelle]

im going to bully you into atomas elite guard next

and then getting auric exemplar

[stone fern]

wont work

[rocky nacelle]

(even though you can cheese exemplar also)

[stone fern]

i dont want those

[remote lark]

?? brunts not having a lineup of duds for once

[stone fern]

ayo not bad

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/do-it-again-gif-27227560

that knife would be perfect

for my sacrifical altar to get T4 Precog

[stone fern]

unironically the mostly ranged maelstrom i did was digusting w

[rocky nacelle]

(I require green knives)

[stone fern]

i had 3 other psykers all with bubble

[rocky nacelle]

awful

fall asleep challenge

[stone fern]

at one point i had 5 toughness regen buffs at once

[rocky nacelle]

i like bubble

[stone fern]

entire mission i lost 40hp

[remote lark]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046913589614747719/1283329689573654549/image.png?ex=66e29969&is=66e147e9&hm=042a9c9dc96b4969dc593b8aa8154d8ee4e0f26a7c2700a72cb560c9437c2077&

[rocky nacelle]

but 2 of them is fucking strong