Then I joined his game and he said I’m stupid, ect and kicked me
#zealot-class
grizzled aspen
I KNOW these blocked messages aren't in defense of tanner, of all people.
remote lark
no
grizzled aspen
Some scrub that doesn't know shit that preaches to the uneducated darktide masses.
mighty root
I KNOW these blocked messages aren't in defense of tanner, of all people.
Not really
grizzled aspen
Literally spreads misinformation.
remote lark
fyre is saying that tanner kicked him out of a cod zombies game for opening a door and called him a tard
spiral anvil
Who still listens to tanner 
grizzled aspen
fyre is saying that tanner kicked him out of a cod zombies game for opening a do...
Honestly, with how some maps in zombies are, I can't exactly blame tanner for doing that.
Some doors aren't to be opened because they make areas much harder to move around in.
fiery goblet
Balls
grizzled aspen
Like in AW zombies, the base game first map, you never open the door to the medical lab from the start, you always go into the atrium first and open doors around to get in there.
That's because zombies literally can't spawn behind you in that room.
grizzled aspen
Get a light machine gun, post up, and rack up the kills.
mighty root
Slink away
Tickles you
fiery goblet
Have this random meme
grizzled aspen
Yes.
remote lark
wtf
grizzled aspen
Full charged special attacks bonk the shit out of stuff.
obsidian prairie
Thrust doesn’t fuck around
remote lark
oh i see
it stacks up on the same attack
i thought i'd hae to attack 3 times
this is even better
wtf
grizzled aspen
No, just hold a heavy and bonk.
rotund shoal
no way they called the sm2 campaign ship the hawk tuah
gloomy badge
Also frog blocked me but I was still able to react to his messages
I'm ngl
I would not care this much about being blocked
grizzled aspen
I would not care this much about being blocked
He cares? Lmao.
mighty root
Not nice!
grizzled aspen
That's pretty amusing, tbh.
obsidian prairie
If I ever blocked someone the only thing it would do is stop dms and calls
Because I would reveal every message anyway
mighty root
He cares? Lmao.
I care about you vro
ember yew
gloomy badge
I need to go to bed...
grizzled aspen
If I ever blocked someone the only thing it would do is stop dms and calls
I blocked him for being a troll and posting that fucking dog with the sweat droplet in response to everything.
mighty root
grizzled aspen
Very, very annoying.
gloomy badge
But I want to do runs...
grizzled aspen
And now I learned he likes tanner, so chuck that onto the pile.
ember yew
And now I learned he likes tanner, so chuck that onto the pile.
Maybe it's the tanner itself
grizzled aspen
That would not surprise me at all.
gloomy badge
Oh my god
grizzled aspen
Especially with his dogshit take of "assail is bad because it doesn't play the game for you."
mighty root
gloomy badge
Time to take one last look at reddit to downvote shit takes and then snooze
ember yew
Especially with his dogshit take of "assail is bad because it doesn't play the g...
FS bring assail uncanny back
obsidian prairie
THAT WORKED?
grizzled aspen
That actually sounds balance shattering.
obsidian prairie
What am I saying of course it did
grizzled aspen
No wonder it got fixed.
Fatshark, give us blitz modifiers for other classes.
I want to throw a fan of knives as zealout.
visual stream
Isn't assail still ez mode even if it's not op
mighty root
I’ve not been able to play in a couple of days
obsidian prairie
Fatshark, give us blitz modifiers for other classes.
They don’t have the points for that shit
grizzled aspen
Also deals with gunners.
obsidian prairie
Well maybe ogryn does
grizzled aspen
They don’t have the points for that shit
I can make that 1 point for a brace of knives happen.
They could also just add 5 levels.
ember yew
15 days till casino will close its doors and open lottery shop
grizzled aspen
Make 35 the level cap.
obsidian prairie
They could also just add 5 levels.
That would be balance fucking
obsidian prairie
Every vet could always take field improv+grenade regen and have 2 left over
grizzled aspen
They're already taking a step in this direction by giving dsmk4 to zealout.
obsidian prairie
Zealot could always have TWBS and EWEW
ember yew
That would be balance fucking
i want those 5 points for vet and zealot
jafgjsgdjfdsjgjfgg especially for martyrdom
obsidian prairie
No idea what psyker and ogryn could get up to
grizzled aspen
I'm gonna boot up darktide and see where I'd allocate another 5 points to.
ember yew
and with 5 points on vet you can also make a ranged killing machine with imba melee talents
lusty oar
my keystoneless psyker would get even better
remote lark
didn't someone say you can't oneshot a dh without crucis hammer
i can do it with ironhelm
grizzled aspen
No idea what psyker and ogryn could get up to
Psyker would be able to take warp siphon without obliterating the rest of their talents.
mighty root
With the new tree for psyker it would make sense
grizzled aspen
didn't someone say you can't oneshot a dh without crucis hammer
Damnation dh you can't 1tap without crucis.
ember yew
i can do it with ironhelm
you could, but just need more stuff stacks + procs like duelist
grizzled aspen
Out of the box, you need to buff stack.
remote lark
ah okay
remote lark
Out of the box, you need to buff stack.
^^
i can two tap it without any stacks but it was really close so i was confused where that came from
ember yew
crucis more forgiving in that part
grizzled aspen
Crucis, thrust, purge the unclean, backstab, headshot, 6 martyr stacks, and perfectionist shroudfield.
remote lark
its harder than i thought to get behind it and hit its head before it wakes up and turns to face me
took a little practice
grizzled aspen
Yup, crowning a dh is definitely possible, but you have to do silly shit to do it.
mighty root
Crucis, thrust, purge the unclean, backstab, headshot, 6 martyr stacks, and perf...
Marty with shroud
grizzled aspen
Maybe if you have headtaker or slaughterer stacks you can crown without a backstab?
copper hawk
some of yall
grizzled aspen
Not sure, though.
copper hawk
i aint sayin who
ember yew
i forgot what type DH was, Unyelding?
remote lark
what do you guys mean
copper hawk
Twitter
grizzled aspen
Yeah, all bosses are unyielding.
remote lark
i did it with no martyr and just stacking these blessings
grizzled aspen
i did it with no martyr and just stacking these blessings
You had slaughterer stacks?
remote lark
yeah
grizzled aspen
That's why.
mighty root
@remote lark if you’re wanting to play tomorrow we can I’ll try to help you get that penance
remote lark
i was just saying martyr wasn't needed
grizzled aspen
Slaughterer or headtaker stacks can probably sub in for some of the buffs, but the buff stacking I know off the top of my head is engaging a dh without any prior junk going on.
remote lark
<@478232915772178462> if you’re wanting to play tomorrow we can I’ll try to help...
what penance?
mighty root
what penance?
5 maelstrom without dying
grizzled aspen
Carried in what?
grizzled aspen
Ah, that.
grizzled aspen
Excellent gentlemen, all of them.
grizzled aspen
I had Dorn, Cole, and Para all help me get mine.
This actually significantly improved my opinion of Dorn, too.
grizzled aspen
Dorn has said some... interesting things.
remote lark
enlighten me
grizzled aspen
Like auto DC when he sees smite.
vapid sun
bruh
grizzled aspen
He refuses to play with smitekers in general or thammer users in 3veg modifiers.
grizzled aspen
I dont like that, but I'll give it a pass.
He definitely has the skill to not need it.
vapid sun
I got my Auric Storm Survivor title with the help of Trauma 
visual stream
I got lucky with my ASS
remote lark
the person trauma or you got trauma
spare talon
there were 2 i think
visual stream
Genetics-wise, that is
grizzled aspen
Ayo?
spare talon
maybe just 1 actually
visual stream
Also the storm survivor thing but yk
remote lark
surviving 10 normal aurics unironically looks harder than 5 maelstroms
vapid sun
The person Trauma
visual stream
surviving 10 normal aurics unironically looks harder than 5 maelstroms
Because it is tbh
grizzled aspen
surviving 10 normal aurics unironically looks harder than 5 maelstroms
It's actually not.
remote lark
fight fight fight
grizzled aspen
Maelstroms like to throw bullshit at you.
grizzled aspen
See a blessed cspawn and 30 dreg ragers from different directions at the same time.
grizzled aspen
I'm just saying that's the kind of bullshit auric maelstroms throw at you.
visual stream
Oh yeah fs
remote lark
you guys read modifiers?
visual stream
Woe, 10 weakened BoNs upon ye
grizzled aspen
You should probably learn how, then.
3veg is probably the most fun modifier, when the game doesn't throw bullshit or burgle after burgle.
visual stream
i can't read.
I can only read enough to avoid ranged-mostly maels or scab-onlys when I don't feel like doing that one
final forge
10 rando title is def harder than ass title qp with randos ive found
grizzled aspen
Like we played a consignment yard 3veg and killed like 5 burgles in the end area alone.
Not to mention all the other burgles we fought throughout the level.
remote lark
i mean nurgle isn't the worst thing in the world
just dont get spit on
then again i've not fought 5 at once before
💀
grizzled aspen
Burgle is the worst because those mfs can hide behind chaff and just continuously slow you until you're eventually caught.
At least a cspawn or plogryn pushes through shit to beat you to death.
remote lark
lolll
grizzled aspen
then again i've not fought 5 at once before
It wasn't all at once, but we basically had one on the field the entire time while loading the ammo up.
grizzled aspen
Noob.
mighty root
thanks but id ont wanna be carri3ed
I’m actually the worst player in the game you wouldn’t be carried
hard nexus
With 9 wounds
on vet
mighty root
On orgyn
remote lark
💀
sure why not
hey guys
you know
i've been thinking
you know maybe
maybe we aren't the good guys?
mighty root
I clack rocks together
hard nexus
i've been thinking
that’s rare
remote lark
maybe our superiors are lying to us?
hard nexus
maybe we aren't the good guys?
how so
mighty root
I make fires in my bedroom
hard nexus
I make fires in my bedroom
i make fires of my house and you don’t see me talking
hard nexus
maybe chaos isn't that bad
waiting for a larper to come around and say heresy
grizzled aspen
maybe chaos isn't that bad
hard nexus
or something like that
mighty root
waiting for a larper to come around and say heresy
Me too
hard nexus
there it is
remote lark
that’s rare
fuck off meow
mighty root
LOL
hard nexus
u got predicted
grizzled aspen
I got that image on lock bro.
mighty root
u got predicted
He block me btw
hard nexus
waiting for a larper to come around and say heresy
@grizzled aspen
hard nexus
He block me btw
why
mighty root
Cause of this
hard nexus
too much trolling
mighty root
mighty root
remote lark
he was too funny
grizzled aspen
Mainly because 95% of his vocabulary is that fucking dog emoji he overuses.
hard nexus
silliness overload
hard nexus
Mainly because 95% of his vocabulary is that fucking dog emoji he overuses.
i think it’s funny
mighty root
too much trolling
True in Tanner used to call me a mindless bot
hard nexus
u just aren’t swag
hard nexus
True in Tanner used to call me a mindless bot
tanner is a mindless bot
grizzled aspen
Being a troll is just insult to injury.
stone fern
True in Tanner used to call me a mindless bot
stay out of my auric!!!!
hard nexus
uncanny strike is bad
mighty root
stay out of my auric!!!!
Yes sir!
spiral anvil
Imagine being unable to carry Aurics
mighty root
i think it’s funny
mighty root
stay out of my auric!!!!
Dude please carry me
hard nexus
<:xes_right_you_know:1037599943747186698>
stone fern
my favorite tanner take is decimater on shovel
hard nexus
my favorite tanner take is decimater on shovel
it being bad or good
remote lark
i'm changing my name again
mighty root
I need uh my smite penances
stone fern
it being bad or good
being good
hard nexus
it’s not terrible
remote lark
@remote lark
stone fern
i tried it
hard nexus
50% power max right
hard nexus
and it maintains stacks badly
yah that’s the worst part of it
hard nexus
ye at 10 stacks
thats 50% more damage as a whole
stone fern
just put headtaker/slaughter/uncanny/bm on any weapon and it works
hard nexus
even at less stacks
it’s still a noticeable improvement
it’s not as good as take a swing
or something like it
stone fern
thats 50% more damage as a whole
bruh i am not light spamming a hoard
hard nexus
but it’s really not that bad
mighty root
bruh i am not light spamming a hoard
hard nexus
slaughterer would be like 10 damage per stack
hard nexus
brutal momentum does more
brutal momentum also isn’t on shovels
unless we’re both stupid
stone fern
its not?
mighty root
I thought it was
hard nexus
and talking about different shovels
grizzled aspen
It is not.
mighty root
It is not.
remote lark
does anybody know where the images for the game are saved?
I want to change the shroudfield image to 
hard nexus
ogryn shovels can’t get it either
stone fern
ogryn shovels dont have decimater
grizzled aspen
I dont think ogryn gets bromentum either.
hard nexus
ok i figured
hard nexus
ogryn shovels dont have decimater
so then you’re comparing the blessing to a blessing that it can’t even get lmfao
stone fern
yes 
hard nexus
but decimator isn’t as bad as ur making it seem
stone fern
you did it first
hard nexus
you compared it to slaughter
because you did first
well
not really
but you said it was less damage
stone fern
i do thrust uncanny anyways
hard nexus
just put headtaker/slaughter/uncanny/bm on any weapon and it works
here
grizzled aspen
Ship of theseus ass argument.
hard nexus
so i said slaughterer would be a small improvement
hard nexus
i meant that in general on all melee weapons
all weapons can’t get that
stone fern
u gonna mention slaughter bolter now huh
hard nexus
u gonna mention slaughter bolter now huh
slaughterer is so good on bolter wdym
stone fern
😠
mighty root
With scries and the other new stuff
mighty root
https://tenor.com/view/wolf-angry-scare-gif-5183071
I didn’t know you were the alpha dude……
stone fern
all im saying is if a blessing has the name slaughter/headtaker/bm/uncanny its good on any weapon
hard nexus
knife should get brutal momentum
stone fern
u should get banned
mighty root
knife should get brutal momentum
hard nexus
stupid ass emote
grizzled aspen
Imagine if bolter got dumdum.
mighty root
Ds should have built in BM
grizzled aspen
Zealout boss annihilator 9000.
mighty root
stupid ass emote
hard nexus
stone fern
need a two handed chaxe with the exact moveset as evi15 with brutal momentum frfr
hard nexus
need a two handed chaxe with the exact moveset as evi15 with brutal momentum frf...
i need evis mk15 heavies with mk2 lights
stone fern
with bm right?
stone fern
mk15 should have more push attack damage
hard nexus
it’s such a pitiful amount of damage relative to how long you have to stand still
stone fern
idk its harder to land and does less damage than a heavy
hard nexus
it def shouldn’t deal more damage than a heavy
mighty root
Isn’t there a two handed sword for orgyn in the code?
stone fern
it def shouldn’t deal more damage than a heavy
it does a lot less
hard nexus
no clue
stone fern
Isn’t there a two handed sword for orgyn in the code?
yeah its called bronx
hard nexus
erm
stone fern
last pick youll ever need
mighty root
yeah its called bronx
hard nexus
it’s branx
remote lark
wtf
if i want to replace an image used in the game i have to make a whole ass mod for it
i can't change the base files manually
is the meme worth it.......
stone fern
ngmi....
mighty root
Is there a mod that lets me add my music to the game?
mighty root
remote lark
mighty root
I’ll need to look
remote lark
i just want to replace my ability icon
mighty root
I’ve never modded darktide
rotund shoal
Putting the trepang2 soundtrack there
trepang2 mentioned
great game
shit final boss
everything else good
mighty root
trepang2 mentioned
The ost would go so hard in darktide
frosty herald
shit final boss
rotund shoal
https://tenor.com/view/im-invisible-invisible-invisibility-cloak-hidden-gif-1518...
lmao the invis i could handle, it was the million other heavy enemies that swarm u as well
frosty herald
Do you mean the helicopter or the new subject
mighty root
I loved patty’s theme
remote lark
theres no way i'd hvae to write like 300 lines of code just to replace one image in the game
this is some bs
wtf
rotund shoal
new subject i meant actually yeah. i forgot the ending was actually the helicopter
.. or was it? i dont recall. no the ending was new subject
helicopter brain thing comes b4
frosty herald
Just camp the spot where the tf27 soldiers are dropping down
Makes the boss trivial
grizzled aspen
Time for 5 more auric missions without dying.
remote lark
remote lark
mighty root
<:crySparkle:1257817748218708070>
I’ll give you mine
zinc talon
so an old friend of mine called me real late tonight
the kinda late that you don't call unless
so anyway I pick up and the first words outta his mouth
'hey man I know what time it is I wouldn't call if it wasn't important, something's come up and I need to know if you're free'
and I didn't even have to think about it
I told him right then and there I've been free every goddamn day of my life
and hung up
zinc talon
well contrast that to tonight
where I made up the whole thing to get a chuckle outta the room
grizzled aspen
rotund shoal
when that happens to me its cuz they want money to gamble
i unfriended some guy a couple months ago cuz of that
zinc talon
I told him right then and there **I've been free every goddamn day of my life**
I've learned that calls in the middle of the night from family you always answer
cuz things are getting really complicated really fast
same with bruddurs from anuddur muddur
casual friends? never
rotund shoal
i mean if its a close friend usually they just wanna smoke a j
zinc talon
well I was more referring to a call outta the blue, like right now
at this time of night
zinc talon
also, collect calls and calls from any jail type building you always pick up too
but who tf collect calls anymore except from jail heh
for all other situations outside of blood and adoptive family, and prisons
no no okri no heer
zinc talon
lol I forgot about that fuckin mod and the kerfluffle it caused
read to the end it's worth it
frosty herald
It just prevents you from matchmaking lmao
remote lark
Every once in a while, I've seen requests for mods like "prevent matchmaking with assail psykers" or "prevent matchmaking with smite psykers" or "prevent matchmaking with ogryns" or "prevent matchmaking with crossplay players" etc. Although previously thought impossible, I've discovered a way to fill this desperate need in our community. If you want to arbitrarily restrict which kind of players you matchmake with, this mod is for you.
To clarify, this mod will instantly cancel any attempt to matchmake.
zinc talon
it also prevents you from matchmaking with, you know
remote lark
you
zinc talon
the browns
zinc talon
heh when the mod first came out
all the terminally online blue hairs caught wind, and assumed that's what it was there to do
remote lark
zinc talon
I mean after all it says undesirables
obviously they mean blacks and minorities that's where my head went immediately no I'm not passive aggressively racist
it took a couple days for those same people to all read to the end and realize it's a glorified on off switch for matchmaking entirely
frosty herald
zinc talon
since you mentioned
https://tenor.com/view/sure-talk-amongst-yourselves-betelgeuse-michael-keaton-go-for-it-gif-18985078
stalcraft is a fun spin on an old theme
and seems pretty well put together if a little generic
didn't play enough for its aesthetic to really marinate in
dungeonborne seemed like a helldivers/skyrim/vermintide 2 styled game
lil warframe too in its overarching game world or mission or whatever you want to call it play loop
other people routinely say dark darker darkest something or other but I've never played the title myself
and I haven't gotten to the milsim yet but a standout unique feature is the game has built in automatic mod and map/equipment/other resources downloading as part of its process connecting you to a server
I haven't seen a game seamlessly fetch everything it needs to join a modded server since Tribes
so, intriguing
with luck there's already a space marines vs furries team deathmatch
remote lark
someone mentioned a ragdoll mod a while ago that i was curious about does anybody know the name
frosty herald
Super impact
remote lark
tyy
zinc talon
immediately set the slider to 1.1 and ramp up as incrementally as you can
that mod has the power to completely ruin your immersion and shatters the 4th wall if you let it
frosty herald
Nah do 15 instantly so any enemy killed by dot gets raptured
zinc talon
your poor poor physics drivers
grizzled aspen
Got knocked off ascension riser by a burster, fastest alt f4 in the west.
zinc talon
I accept my fate these days
would it even really be dorktard without the one in a brazilian chance insta deaths
cerulean moth
Frog denied ass
grizzled aspen
No I got it last night.
I was doing untouchable operative.\
Which is just surviving 10 aurics.
The fuckin knife zealout decided to push the burster even though I had a wall up to deal with it, and he pushed it right towards me, so when it exploded, it threw me off the edge.
cerulean moth
Seeing your weapon skin reminded me they don’t do weapon skin bundles anymore
zinc talon
come to think of it, they haven't released a palette pack in call it a year
which, prolly a net positive
because those color bundles were just about the laziest thing I've seen put up for sale in USD
star citizen selling a single set of armor, just head arms torso legs, for real world money still takes the cake for sheer fucking audacity
stone fern
scamcitizen
zinc talon
actually they dropped a bigly yuge game version update like last week or so
stone fern
actually whats a bigger scam star citizen or star"19 games in one"field
zinc talon
freight elevators, persistant personal hangars you can outfit and decorate, no more local inventory
stone fern
actually they dropped a bigly yuge game version update like last week or so
update cost 29k USD
zinc talon
?
stone fern
idk man with the amount of money shit costs in that game
zinc talon
oh preach
stone fern
i wouldnt be suprised if they did a rug pull
suddenly forcing invested players to pay 100 usd as a monthly fee
zinc talon
My starter account was a birthday present, so I haven't spent a single red cent on the game
stone fern
game looks nice but im not a fucking billionaire
zinc talon
if ever I want to be angry
remote lark
star citizen is more fun if you don't play
paying is just to skip progression
and if you don't like the progression then dont play
zinc talon
I pull up RSI's ship pledge page
remote lark
because that IS the game
zinc talon
the fucking nerve they have to ask what they do
stone fern
I pull up RSI's ship pledge page
thats the ship insurance right?
zinc talon
it legitimately heats my blood
naw that's the name they use for buying a ship permanently with USD
remote lark
I pull up RSI's ship pledge page
did you know that there's extra pages of that that you can only see if you spend a certain amount of money
like
zinc talon
you pledge for the ship
zinc talon
yeah, I think it's called concierge service and then unironically VIP status
remote lark
doesn't eve online do the same thing though
ember yew
theres a ten thousand dollar tier
Is this Starscam Scamcitizen?
remote lark
yeah
zinc talon
concierge is reached when a thousand dollars is spent
stone fern
at the very least i heard the community is less aggressive with raiding unless you're flaunting a 25k ship
zinc talon
VIP is I think five? ten? who fuckin cares honestly
every single person on the sales team at RSI deserves to be kicked in the shin
remote lark
the majority of the community doesn't get to see or use those ships so it's more of a 'woah' kind of thing when they see one
sometimes they ask to fly them
its kind of endearing
remote lark
@stone fern
ember yew
VIP is I think five? ten? who fuckin cares honestly
I think i saw there's a special invitation for all of those who spent 10k+++ $ USD to either a discord server or something else, from the devs
zinc talon
lol yeah to your point
remote lark
clad can you rate my ironhelm 
zinc talon
when I first started playing I used to join exclusively australian servers
stone fern
its kind of endearing
i always thought it was more of a GET OFF MY FARRARI vibes
stone fern
clad can you rate my ironhelm <a:amongus_shy:942133511068987392>
yes in fact i insist
zinc talon
why, you ask? because australians are a bunch of fuckin poors and never buy anything
remote lark
zinc talon
so a ship that actually costs a good deal of money IRL is just fangirl'd over even though I'd buy them with credits
remote lark
:D
best part about the super expensive tier in that game is that none of those ships are actually usable
they're all 'in development'
stone fern
i have one with 10% defence im gonna boost to 380
remote lark
💀
zinc talon
the hull C released recently
it's so large it can only use docking ports
so, progress of a kind at least I guess
stone fern
zinc talon
the lobby wide event jobs have npcs using javelins and idrisusesses
and people have blown open the airlock doors and gotten inside em
so they're at least modelled and rendered in the game files
but absolutely I agree
the PAMPHLET
you can download from the SALES PAGE
says the caterpillar (big long empty rectangle of a freighter)
can detach its entire pilot/copilot/crew station module
and that you can fly it, as a smaller ship, to fit into the larger freighter scaffolding
that PAMPHLET
has been up for YEARS
and every fuckin sentence in that pdf is a LIE
any other business or industry on earth would get sued into oblivion for false advertising practices and deceptive marketing
stone fern
and that you can fly it, as a smaller ship, to fit into the larger freighter sca...
thats 7 more years of dev time
zinc talon
the government would absolutely nuke the company and the directors individually, on principle
because it's fuckin ILLEGAL
but, space pixels
I have half a mind to shop around for a legal team that'd give me a solid understanding of just how much it would cost me to file a class action lawsuit
I retired before I was 40 and I'm pathologically bored
stone fern
more time for darktide
zinc talon
skullfucking Chris Roberts out of one of his 3 yachts would be a thing I'd carry to my grave smiling
cerulean moth
What game is this?
zinc talon
Shart Shitizen
stone fern
time to get a job there and sell items on the black market
zinc talon
I mean I'm almost entirely certain what they're doing handing out full-color multipage sales brochures for things that do not exist
spiral anvil
zinc talon
or list features that don't
stone fern
hey kids want a 25k item for 499
zinc talon
it's illegal and pretty straightforward to prove in a court
stone fern
damn...
spare talon
Stay tf away from auric.
stone fern
thats cazy not my problem
zinc talon
it's just nobody's ever sold what they're selling before
ever
real money equipment in a video game that does not work the way it's advertised and promised
it's just too new to have a legal precedent set
cerulean moth
Stay **tf** away from auric.
Add some…at the end. Make that shit menacing
spare talon
stone fern
so tru so tru
mighty root
Stay **tf** away from auric.
Yes sir!
cerulean moth
Top tier comment, one of the comments of all time
spiral anvil
path of Git Gud 
zinc talon
if you stay with the group I will move heaven and earth to accomodate you
just stay in cohesion
I might just start kicking people that don't no warning tbh
spiral anvil
You cant do that
cerulean moth
Once I got a compliment about protecting Psykers who were purging and it changed my brain chemistry. I protect everyone now
zinc talon
I usually run my missions with at least one real world fren
and with two it's a foregone conclusion
cerulean moth
I think your should just have more patience okri lmao
zinc talon
Once I got a compliment about protecting Psykers who were purging and it changed...
every time I get called sweet brute my cheeks heat up
spare talon
do you want me to make this a sticker
Make what
zinc talon
I think your should just have more patience okri lmao
oh I do, and it happens less often than all of us bitch about
cerulean moth
every time I get called sweet brute my cheeks heat up
remote lark
okri
zinc talon
but I'm head to toe built and buffed to be the Designated Team Mom
remote lark
more slab than sweet brute
cerulean moth
Oh all good
spare talon
i can just reformat the reddit post and screenshot it
I have a better one
cerulean moth
Take that back
zinc talon
the only thing I cannot do for you, is keep you in cohesion
cerulean moth
Total sweet brute death
zinc talon
everything else I can solo carry with enough patience
zinc talon
freshies need to learn why maelstroms are harder too
spare talon
i can just reformat the reddit post and screenshot it
Either one of these
zinc talon
also they're no joke kinda fun in their own way
remote lark
is it just modifiers that makes maels harder btw
or does everything have more hp like a harder difficulty
zinc talon
it's maelstrom amounts of specials and enemies and etc etc etc
mighty root
Either one of these
You think he has aids
spare talon
is it just modifiers that makes maels harder btw
or does everything have more hp...
Modifiers and just naturally faster pacing
zinc talon
but your breakpoint for like three quarters of all enemy types is tamped down to 1
maybe sometimes 2
cerulean moth
Stay tf out of auric..I’m sorry Cole but that line goes hard
spare talon
cole i beat my first auric mael today
If you didn't score highest in every possible category, stay outta my aurics
remote lark
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046913589614747719/1283329689573654549/image.png?ex=66e29969&is=66e147e9&hm=042a9c9dc96b4969dc593b8aa8154d8ee4e0f26a7c2700a72cb560c9437c2077&
i accidentally took the wrong talent page and took my knife in with momentum and other junk but i still did okay-
cerulean moth
But just alpha’d
cerulean moth
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046913589614747719/1283329689573654549/i...
YOU SHIT
YOU ARE FUCKING YETRIBLE
remote lark
cerulean moth
no ur yerrible
Wh-
stone fern
maaan
grizzled aspen
the exemplar title?
I don't know, nor care, about what title it is. I know it's a penance that needs to be done, so I'm doing it.
stone fern
it takes 2 good players on average to make one auric a cakewalk
if ur telling people to stay out of auric for being bad
zinc talon
that's why I'm such a fuckin broken record about cohesion
stone fern
chances are you're one of the bad ones
zinc talon
I think I regen 21? stamina a second at a .6something second delay with full cohesion
grizzled aspen
Stamina?
zinc talon
so my toughness bar fills on its own in call it four seconds? five?
stone fern
real
mighty root
grizzled aspen
if ur telling people to stay out of auric for being bad
I really do think bad players should stay out of aurics, though.
zinc talon
at the risk of jinxing myself most of the time they do
grizzled aspen
Like, some of these people don't dodge.
remote lark
it's me i'm the bad player
rotund shoal
I really do think bad players should stay out of aurics, though.
theres a mod for that
mighty root
I really do think bad players should stay out of aurics, though.
Bye then 
stone fern
bad as in die 6 times
grizzled aspen
Me and Cole got queued up with an ogryn that got caught by literally every disabler in existence.
stone fern
or bad as in deal less than 100k damage?
grizzled aspen
Like, once or twice, I can understand.
remote lark
why not both
cerulean moth
Me and Cole got queued up with an ogryn that got caught by literally every disab...
That’s me
Lol
grizzled aspen
But this guy got caught every fucking time.
cerulean moth
Mf playing with sound off
zinc talon
the baseline skill level of the playerbase that queues for aurics is so much higher than the skill level of people queueing for 3s and 4s aurics become almost easier to complete by comparison
rotund shoal
or bad as in deal less than 100k damage?
if all you do is not die and headshot specials you could have less than 100k damage and still be better than 50% of auric players
grizzled aspen
So not only were we doing an auric mael, we were having to babysit this guy because we couldn't keep our eyes off him for longer than 2 seconds without him getting netted or pounced.
zinc talon
That’s me
there was a time I ran 40% mutant and pox hound and set out to do just that first priority
rotund shoal
So not only were we doing an auric mael, we were having to babysit this guy beca...
let him die?
ember yew
spare talon
He was useful as mauler/crusher fodder.
TRUE AS FUCK
grizzled aspen
But otherwise, completely dogshit.
zinc talon
I took so little damage and corruption with the resistances that I'd seek out mutants to get grabbed by, because they'd carry me directly into the center of the team
stone fern
if all you do is not die and headshot specials you could have less than 100k dam...
eh tbh even then i had plenty of games where it was just 3 players for most of it and it went fine
grizzled aspen
Bro should not be queueing for aurics.
rotund shoal
Then you have to think whether hes more useful as fodder or whether youre taking more risks be reving him
grizzled aspen
TRUE AS FUCK
You remember that guy, too?
spare talon
Yea
rotund shoal
If i see someone constantly die and get trapped then theyre put on low prio revive, as in, only revive if absolutely safe. otherwise fuck it
he can specatate
ember yew
If i see someone constantly die and get trapped then theyre put on low prio revi...
this is correct mindset
grizzled aspen
If i see someone constantly die and get trapped then theyre put on low prio revi...
Counterargument, game was throwing 20 maulers at us at a time and he was oneshotting them.
ornate bone
Like the first time we did the 3veg modifier
i'm glad to see y'all are having a great time on the FRIEND TEAM without me. i didnt wanna play anyhow.
grizzled aspen
Definitely useful to keep him around.
zinc talon
So not only were we doing an auric mael, we were having to babysit this guy beca...
folks that you see repeatedly doing that, as well as folks that stack full wounds on non zealot classes, have a non zero chance of playing like that cuz they're somehow disabled to some extent
hard of hearing or muscular dystorphy or whatever it may be
ember yew
Definitely useful to keep him around.
grizzled aspen
Is that an attempt to guilt trip me?
zinc talon
I really try to accomodate max wound players
mighty root
I have to play on controller because i have carpal tunnel
zinc talon
naw, I only was struck by the thought myself a week or two ago
grizzled aspen
I mean, that's valid and all, but if you're disabled like that, you shouldn't be playing aurics.
rotund shoal
folks that you see repeatedly doing that, as well as folks that stack full wound...
cant tell if brilliant satire or legit take
zinc talon
naw for once that's said in good faith
ember yew
I really try to accomodate max wound players
yesterday i saw 5 wounds psykers and 5 wounds vet in a single day
cerulean moth
I like that
ember yew
they do exist
cerulean moth
It’s kind
ember yew
aurics ofc
grizzled aspen
I am pretty damn deaf, so I have the spidey sense mod for dogs, trappers, and daemonhosts, but otherwise, I don't think people should be playing aurics with disabilities.
zinc talon
I only really stumbled o]ver the idea because it seems like every single game in existence releasing these days has an options tab for accessibility options
cerulean moth
That’s cool of you okri
zinc talon
like colorblindness correction
grizzled aspen
Call me ableist if you wish, we can agree to disagree.
rotund shoal
this is the funniest thing i have read im still laughing at it
zinc talon
grizzled aspen
We know what word you were trying to use.
zinc talon
it's ridiculous I can't
grizzled aspen
But still, that isn't excusing them from queueing into aurics.
rotund shoal
muscular distrophy causes them to pick max wounds ahahahahaa
zinc talon
in the DSM 6
grizzled aspen
muscular distrophy causes them to pick max wounds ahahahahaa
Muscular dystrophy makes moving your hands a lot harder than normal, so they take max wounds to compensate for their inability to dodge/block well.
zinc talon
grizzled aspen
It's not a terrible or wacky take at all, it makes perfect sense.
rotund shoal
I have the same take but I usually think that theyre 13 year olds
grizzled aspen
I'm gonna have to agree with you on that.
zinc talon
the fact I can't call the medical condition the word for the medical condition is complete insanity
okay I'm done yelling
grizzled aspen
Most auric scrubs are probably 12 year olds that got too big for their britches and won't let their ego die for the sake of appearances.
zinc talon
that makes my inner doctor just screeeeeam
grizzled aspen
Wait, Okri, you're actually a doctor?
Like full on went to school type shit doctor?
zinc talon
first in my the history of my family
cerulean moth
Just use other wurd
zinc talon
yessir, I am a chiropractor
grizzled aspen
Change your name to Cousin Docri.
zinc talon
or was in the beforetimes anyway
grizzled aspen
Or something similar.
vapid sun
uh....They arent doctors
frosty herald
nephew okri
grizzled aspen
Chiropractors go through basically the same courses that nurses do in regards to physical therapy.
stone fern
yessir, I am a chiropractor
how do ur big ogryn hands not kill ur patients?
zinc talon
uh....They arent doctors
grizzled aspen
I would consider them to be medical professionals in regards to helping me correct my skeleton and muscles.
vapid sun
not medical doctor
grizzled aspen
Depends on how long he went to school.
Technically, you can be a doctor as long as you hold a PhD.
I think a master's also counts?
Regardless, if Okri went to a proper medical school, he's a doctor.
rotund shoal
Technically, you can be a doctor as long as you hold a PhD.
PhD but not MD
grizzled aspen
Now, as for being able to prescribe stuff... no, he isn't. Different type of doctor, and all.
frosty herald
Technically, you can be a doctor as long as you hold a PhD.
and thats how i lost my medical liscence
grizzled aspen
Because what you're mixing up is doctor and physician.
rotund shoal
youre a doctor if you can pass a histology quiz in my book
good luck getting a nurse to pass that
spare talon
ornate bone
once i have my PhD, i can't wait for someone on the street dying and people calling for a doctor, i will tell them i am a doctor. doctor in philosophy
"but was he ever reallly conscious to begin with"
frosty herald
i cant wait for tokyo game show
frosty herald
once i have my PhD, i can't wait for someone on the street dying and people call...
hey beautiful are you a doctor
cause im dying for you
ornate bone
cause im dying for you
grizzled aspen
Yamato has negative rizz, asked to leave the discord permanently.
spare talon
once i have my PhD, i can't wait for someone on the street dying and people call...
Are you sure that the pain you are experiencing is real or what the evil genius controlling your reality wants you to feel?
frosty herald
LMAO
ornate bone
Are you sure that the pain you are experiencing is real or what the evil genius ...
evil daemon if we wanna go descartes
cerulean moth
GO INNNNNNN
rotund shoal
oh im germany
ornate bone
THEY’RE LAUGHING BRO
such a shame i'm already married huh 😦
frosty herald
grizzled aspen
5 more missions until psyker penances are properly done.
cerulean moth
such a shame i'm already married huh 😦
Yamato ain’t asking you to stop loving em…he’s just asking for you to have to spare ya feel me
(Go in bro)
frosty herald
AINT NO WAY
im not a bastard
i have respect for other people's relationships smh
zinc talon
Chiropractors go through basically the same courses that nurses do in regards to...
when I walked the stage I had attended slightly more butts in seats class hours than a medical doctor walking the stage
rotund shoal
@frosty herald talk about Heidegger
zinc talon
4600 vs 4400 total classtime hours
rotund shoal
nobody understands him so you at least can bullshit
zinc talon
and I spent a year and a half in clinical rotations under the wing of a full doctor before I graduated
frosty herald
nobody understands him so you at least can bullshit
hinga dinga durgen
zinc talon
the only thing an allopath can do that I can't is prescribe medications
chiropractors don't have prescriptive rights
grizzled aspen
Okri, fix my spine pls.
frosty herald
can you perscribe me 200 kilos of nitrus
zinc talon
nitrous is unironically the most powerful vasodialator in the universe
people at risk for heart attacks carry little sheets of nitroglycerine
rotund shoal
you tried poppers? it will dilate you alright
zinc talon
they put under their tongue to stop a heart attack in the moment
cerulean moth
Ye and it’s got Kanye looking like golden Freddy
rotund shoal
i used to have a nitrous phase and we would do it sitting down and then quickly stand up cuz it hits harder
zinc talon
and anyone that needs 200 kilos of nitrous and doesn't think to go to an agricultural supply store for plant fertilizer is a fuckin fed
rotund shoal
hearing that its a vasodilator actually that makes sense
rotund shoal
nozzies
zinc talon
they were lil compressed air cylinders you popped to huff right
rotund shoal
yap
grizzled aspen
Don't those like... violently destroy your brain?
zinc talon
I knew a couple people in college that dabbled but it wasn't really a common thing in dallas
naive stirrup
Don't those like... violently destroy your brain?
anything that's used as a drug can do that 
zinc talon
your lungs more than anything tbh
tidal berry
Don't those like... violently destroy your brain?
I don't need help with that I'm destroying mine just fine myself
rotund shoal
Don't those like... violently destroy your brain?
no. if you dont asphyxiate yourself.
zinc talon
as a compressed gas expands it cools
grizzled aspen
anything that's used as a drug can do that <:TohruShrug:384340862743871498>
No no I mean like, whippets puts fucking holes in your brain, last I checked.
remote lark
^^
naive stirrup
No no I mean like, whippets puts fucking holes in your brain, last I checked.
something something super fucking toxic
zinc talon
so huffing a compressed air cylinder fills your lungs with subfreezing temperature gas
rotund shoal
as far as holes in my brain from drugs whippets are literally the least of my problems
so it dont matter so much
zinc talon
the people I knew that dabbled in it would be shivering in a hoodie, outdoors, in texas
in july
cuz it chills you so badly
tidal berry
that can't be healthy lmao
remote lark
whippets literaly get you high from the death of your brain cells iirc not just the gas
its messed up
frosty herald
if you see the people using stuff like galaxy gas you can see in real time that their braincells are actively dying
rotund shoal
wait are we talking about the same thing? nitrous oxide
NO (as in the chemical, NO)
oh its n2o im stupid
frosty herald
people have stopped using whipped cream cannisters in my country cause guess wha destroying your braincells is pretty dangerous
zinc talon
hell I could be completely confusing it for something else
rotund shoal
psychonautwiki says it causes brain damage by b12 depletion. but i eat A LOT of meat so thats not a problem.
grizzled aspen
people have stopped using whipped cream cannisters in my country cause guess wha...
The whipped cream at my store had to be locked up because people were stealing it and doing whippets in the aisles.
frosty herald
let them its their braincells
zinc talon
nope, I was wrong about being wrong
stone fern
pls dont do N
frosty herald
and in like 2 years their brains have been rotted away
grizzled aspen
let them its their braincells
No, because when they die, I have to clean up the spot they died at.
zinc talon
I mean it's not the absolute shittiest drug on the list'
rotund shoal
i dont anymore i actually dont get how people get addicted. its fun to do with ur friends for an afternoon but its not something i would even do every day
and i say this as someone whos been addicted to a laundry list of substances. its just not that fun of a drug
zinc talon
nitrous isn't physically addictive, for what it's worth
stone fern
tell that to ye
remote lark
psychonautwiki says it causes brain damage by b12 depletion. but i eat A LOT of ...
levels going up and down quickly is still damaging, you're coping actively rn
zinc talon
your body makes uses and processes nitrous oxide naturally
in very small quantities
so it's likely like younger men and pot
the addiction is to the act or the experience
social more or less
frosty herald
man am i glad i dont do drugs drink or smoke
remote lark
you can get addicted to the dopamine from certain things
like the way ppl get addicted to games
stone fern
idk ive seen some cronic users of that too
rotund shoal
levels going up and down quickly is still damaging, you're coping actively rn
i dont think you understand vitamin deficiency. anyway if something hurt my brain its the actually neurotoxic drugs i took not the couple of cans of n2o
remote lark
you're all wrong, the real drug is gambling in darktide
zinc talon
MDMA works by forcing your brain to dump all of its serotonin reserves into your synapses, and then prevents you from reabsorbing it back into the reservoir
frosty herald
zinc talon
problem is, when serotonin sits out it breaks down
and what it breaks down into, is hydrogen peroxide
remote lark
have you guys seen those videos of the casinos where like its just a row of old people frantically pawing at the slot machines
shits depressing
.-.
grizzled aspen
MDMA be like "heres a permanently fucked up happiness response, please die."
rotund shoal
LMAO are you telling me MDMA bleaches your brain literally?
grizzled aspen
have you guys seen those videos of the casinos where like its just a row of old ...
They have dementia and they will not allow their children to have anything.
I feel nothing but malice for them.
cerulean moth
man am i glad i dont do drugs drink or smoke
First dbz profile pic user I’ve met who isn’t on something
zinc talon
shits depressing
I'm so glad I never had an urge to gamble like casino setting gambling
frosty herald
i break steriotypes
cerulean moth
You are moldy
zinc talon
it's frankly repulsive to see what it does to people
cerulean moth
zinc talon
I'll still put money down on whatever because obviously I'm right why would I be betting money if I wasn't just give up now you've already lost
or do other stupid risky shit
cerulean moth
