zealot-class

[paper harness]

No

[spare talon]

rx 7600 gpu
ryzen 7 7700x cpu

[rotund shoal]

i use it, no prob with last update

[spiral anvil]

Darkn'tide

[paper harness]

I have crashed 20 times today

[vestal pine]

need a good pommel image

anyone up for the task

[mighty root]

I got my 4080 super with my 7800x3d

[spare talon]

evan did they fix what was fucked up with 24.8.1

[mighty root]

I need a new monitor though

[gloomy badge]

i have a 3070ti and a ryzen 9 5900x wtf how does your game run so much better than mine

[rotund shoal]

fair enough just feels mean to shit on people who dont understand the game as much, play smite psyker, and still die.. some guy was in here b4 complaining about about having 3 smite psykers in his game and therefore losing

[ember yew]

1000+ hours and i can't even remember a SINGLE instance when someone is insulted anyone over a scoreboard, these people with all these fake fan-made stories. And even then the game has 50 block slots exclusively for you if you encounter a special snowflake.
Also, the people who complain about scoreboard are in 95% these who are sitting at the bottom of it and the feel "insecure" about it. Welp, either improve or deal with it.

"Running the builds that i want" ffs

[spare talon]

i have graphics modded to be below the minimum

[gloomy badge]

it legit has to be either some sort of insane comfirmation bias or victim mentality

[rotund shoal]

meanwhile ppl in here are saying its op and breaks the game. which is true of many things after enough hours. but you do have to think about balancing for players who no life the game vs people who play it casually

[paper harness]

3600 hours

NOT ONCE

[vestal pine]

koreans do it a lot in vermintide, that said its no more than "omg you bad" jokes really

[gloomy badge]

i can count the number of times someone has been toxic to me in-game

on 2 fingers

playing since launch

[ember yew]

well koreans mentality is a bit different, but within their own community its fine

[spiral anvil]

Toxic

[rotund shoal]

ive only seen it once and the guy was toxic so we started shitting on him cuz he bottom dmged

[ember yew]

[gloomy badge]

was considering doing this

your game still looks pretty decent too

[ember yew]

[vestal pine]

alright time to roast you insteada

[gloomy badge]

is it main character syndrome if you're just better

[ember yew]

reddit post link req

[paper harness]

Just drunk Russians screaming about coherency

[spiral anvil]

What the fuc even is main character syndrome

[opaque island]

everything is about me,

[ember yew]

https://tenor.com/view/hey-comrade-communism-soviet-union-az-gif-2181181135812001287

[spiral anvil]

Nuh uh

[paper harness]

If you have played with me, you’d understand

[mighty root]

I had a zealot teabag me then throw the game and an orgyn hitting barrels then a Xbox psyker assailing a dh and told me I was bad

[spare talon]

do you know from experience that a fresh reinstall fixes desync disconnects and stuff

[vestal pine]

can anyone give me a crusis hammer pommel

[opaque island]

... i was answering your question

[vestal pine]

please

[spare talon]

or is it just basic troubleshooting

[ember yew]

usually its me running ahead of everyone, but i've seen complaints about it maybe in 1 of 100 games

[mighty root]

Zealot said because I spammed pinged I wasn’t getting revived

[spiral anvil]

I'm

[rotund shoal]

lmao i do that

hate spam pingers

shut ur ass up if ure on the ground i see u

[ember yew]

[mighty root]

I did it once

[modern lintel]

The gods forsaking you for finally falling to vet gaming

[opaque island]

sometimes its i tried to ping a thing and it just wont ping the actual thing and just pings around it

[ember yew]

missing a ping is actually annoying

it do happens when you ping stuff on the ground

[rotund shoal]

nah I meant like spam pinging your own location when you have like 10 crushers on you

[mighty root]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/807669633665597481/896263900704677898/image0-3.gif

[ember yew]

gachi party

[paper harness]

Basic troubleshooting

[paper harness]

Works on missiles lmao

[opaque island]

agreed

[mighty root]

No that’s awful lol

[paper harness]

I would turn around

[ember yew]

https://tenor.com/view/click-gif-24475537

[gloomy badge]

if someone does this i'm not reviving

[mighty root]

If I’m in a net for like 40 seconds I start doing it

[gloomy badge]

like it's my fault they got downed lmfao

[modern jasper]

Saw a video of someone explaining how shitty the sprinting counts as dodging perk is

[gloomy badge]

yeah getting netted is a different story

[modern jasper]

Completely eradicated my placebo towards it

[ember yew]

tbh 40 seconds in net is already a respawn

[modern jasper]

Thank goodness

[paper harness]

I have a policy on it

[gloomy badge]

the amount of people commenting not knowing how the perk actually worked is astonishing

[mighty root]

It was way too long for a net lol

[cerulean moth]

When Psykers get downed from an explosion I like to make fun of them in chat before reviving. Especially if there’s more than one

[paper harness]

If I am hard carrying, I will spam ping

[paper harness]

Because wipe prevention

[modern jasper]

I'm so glad honestly

I was really torn on a build

Now I know better

[spare talon]

everything they said in that video is exactly what ive been telling people here for like 10 months lmao

[modern jasper]

[spare talon]

sliding is just better

[paper harness]

But I have to be pushing 700-900k to be doing that

[mighty root]

I’d be malding

[ember yew]

SECURE THE SPACE FIRST

[gloomy badge]

SLIDING

IS JUST

BETTER

[cerulean moth]

Dorn never be carrying games

[opaque island]

This would actually piss me off

[gloomy badge]

evil ass fucking lobby...

[cerulean moth]

Thought you said baby

[gloomy badge]

i know they say don't attribute to malice what can instead be attributed to stupidity

[cerulean moth]

I was agreeing with you

[ember yew]

Darn, i laughed hard at this

[cerulean moth]

Hate baby

[ember yew]

even this mob understand

the situation

[gloomy badge]

how often do you get that gut feeling where you know if you go down the run ends

[ember yew]

he wont even attack

out of pity

[gloomy badge]

for me it's every other lobby

[ember yew]

90% of the time usually

[opaque island]

were they all xbox players?

[rocky nacelle]

strikedown a dog in its brain

doesnt get staggered

gets pounced

[ember yew]

if you go by something like you did 80% of team damage

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/wwe-triple-h-head-nod-nodding-approved-gif-13272682

[ember yew]

in case you die they will not be able to res or rescue you

and will get overwhelmed

[spare talon]

every single time

[opaque island]

I can tell when im not in one of these teams cause ill go to take care of a special and someone else will beat me to it. those are the good ones

[spare talon]

and im always correct

[gloomy badge]

vet somehow knew it was the right time to shout but not to take the .5 seconds to rescue you

[opaque island]

maybe they thought the rescue time was like if you went down yknow?

[ember yew]

actually i never encountered it this bad as here

this is like 20 iq gaming

[opaque island]

I would probably take a break from the game after that

[ember yew]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-monkey-dancing-monkey-vibing-monkey-jumping-monkey-vibe-check-gif-27025323

[paper harness]

Every other run

[ember yew]

i would alt f4 and start a new one

in that example

[gloomy badge]

you know

i had a horrible day at work

[rotund shoal]

alt f4 is quicker than teammate revive very often

[gloomy badge]

and made the conscious decision to not play dt tonight

i knew my night would just get worse

[opaque island]

https://tenor.com/view/when-gif-20704592

[gloomy badge]

https://tenor.com/view/money-smell-sus-gif-23801020

[ivory marlin]

have yall played sm2 yet?

[gloomy badge]

a little, not really enjoying it unfortunately

[ember yew]

for what did you use all of these after 3600, im having a hard time after 1k

[rotund shoal]

same here

[ember yew]

unless going for perfect ones

[ivory marlin]

does this make it enjoyable?

[ember yew]

fps tanking

[rotund shoal]

the gameplay doesnt feel complex just looks good. which is fine but yeah the fps drops make it not fun for me.

[ivory marlin]

yall been having fps drops?

[rotund shoal]

if it worked perfectly on my pc id probably like it

yes probably cpu related. when too many tyranids

[ivory marlin]

my game has been running perfectly

even in swarms

[spare talon]

IM ALMOST CAPPED AGAIN
FUCKKK

[paper harness]

die

[median steeple]

yeah it's great

[spiral anvil]

Plasteel

[median steeple]

needs some work with weapons but overall it's pretty good

[ivory marlin]

watch my clip

[median steeple]

I saw

[ivory marlin]

thoughts?

[median steeple]

the emperors cake

[ivory marlin]

ive loved it so far

ive had 0 issues or anything like that

[median steeple]

when it comes to technical issues the only thing I've had a problem with is server issues

[spare talon]

every time ive loaded into a new mission i am immediately booted out before being actually in the mission with an error code ive never seen before

[ivory marlin]

what

how

[median steeple]

haunted game

[ember yew]

that's normal

dont try to reconnect

to that one

[rotund shoal]

@ivory marlin how do u handle parrying in hordes on higher difs? my annoyance with the combat is it feels like combos dont have a great way to parry in between them.. so i can never do a satisfying combo, you gotta dash in an out and more or less kite them

[spare talon]

it never gives me an option to

so i just queue into another

and the same thing happens

even if i selected something else

like going from qp to the current male

[ivory marlin]

i remapped my parry to mouse4 so alot better than most people

[spare talon]

mael

[ivory marlin]

also bulwark really helps negate dmg from most things

[rotund shoal]

ive heard lots of ppl roll bulwark for that reason but it feels weird to not have your attack stagger more

[ivory marlin]

its just a balance of when to parry heavy or dash

[rotund shoal]

like why do tyranid warriors keep attacking me while im cutting them with a chainsword?

thats fkin stupid

[ivory marlin]

i mainly play bulwark for his ult ngl

and powersword

powersword shuts the majoris enemies off in like 3 hits

more like 2 + execution

[rocky nacelle]

btfo

[ivory marlin]

btfo?

bout to find out?

[rocky nacelle]

shut up noob

[ivory marlin]

:(

[lusty oar]

bussy to feel over

[copper hawk]

https://x.com/wizardsextape/status/1833685371483193654

The Wizard (@wizardsextape) on X

This is my first time watching a debate, is she allowed to summon the slime monster

Twitter · Sep 11, 2024, 1:53 AM

[rocky nacelle]

[median steeple]

is that fucking slimer

[rocky nacelle]

you're gonna get slimed alright

https://tenor.com/view/slimer-ghost-scream-ghostbusters-loud-gif-2925374318736947027

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/dokibird-confused-vtuber-nijisanji-hololive-gif-16805891220657949602

[gloomy badge]

what's the minimum mobility for max dodge

[gloomy badge]

wait no headtaker or bromentum...

[lusty oar]

51 for normies

[rotund shoal]

is that the same on all weps that have dodge_max - dodge_min = 2?

[lusty oar]

the only exceptions i know are knives and force swords

[ember yew]

block like a man

[lusty oar]

it's genius. you use block efficiency to stall so limbsplitter can recharge then you blast all over their heretic faces

[rotund shoal]

melee brainburst

[steep flame]

has space marine 2 been hitching and lagging a ton for anyone else?

[modern lintel]

I'll blast your heretical face

[remote lark]

what's uninterruptable

[modern lintel]

Mid unless you're crusher maxxing

[remote lark]

but what's it do

[modern lintel]

Things

[remote lark]

die

[rotund shoal]

.. its just the normal meaning of uninterruptible

you cant be interrupted while swinging in general, as long as you have the buff

if you already have thy wrath be swift you dont need it anyway since youre uninterruptible 100% of the time

[grizzled aspen]

Note that it isn't stun immunity, so you won't be able to run around while punishment is at 5 stacks and not get staggered by shooters.

[rotund shoal]

it is stun immunity?

you mean you still get slowed by ranged

[grizzled aspen]

Yes.

[rotund shoal]

thats different from stunned

/tism

[grizzled aspen]

I'll kill you with a rock.

[hard nexus]

erm

mods

[grizzled aspen]

But anyway, yeah, you aren't immune to stuns and slows.

[hard nexus]

he’s threatening violence

[remote lark]

that was the piotn of my quest8ion

it seemed redundant

[rotund shoal]

you are immune to stuns

[hard nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/w-gif-15656275064413132464

[rotund shoal]

even by ranged fire

[grizzled aspen]

Your opinion is moot.

[hard nexus]

ok and

get swagged on

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/807809192537882647/1274437110933229588/caption-17.gif

[grizzled aspen]

No, you aren't. You can't be interrupted, but if you're walking or sprinting around, not swinging, you can still be stunned.

[grizzled aspen]

Since fucking when???

I'm going to explode now.

I've been mogged by a no pfp.

[ember yew]

its TWBS-mini

[hard nexus]

if u stack all of the impact and use a high impact weapon can you stagger a burgle

i should test that

[hard nexus]

it’s so over for you

[drowsy steppe]

send him to gen chat

[grizzled aspen]

Shut up, "girlstink."

[drowsy steppe]

permanently

[hard nexus]

mogged by a no pfp that joined 2 days ago

[grizzled aspen]

Hell no.

There are subhuman creatures that only lurk in gen chat.

I dont want to go there.

[hard nexus]

you know you can get new material

[ember yew]

https://tenor.com/view/ares-god-of-war-xwp-hercules-the-legendary-journeys-kevin-tod-smith-gif-25862668

[grizzled aspen]

You know you could take a shower.

[drowsy steppe]

qol nodes I avoid because I play LIKE A REAL MAN

[hard nexus]

i did actually

my hair is clean now

[grizzled aspen]

Proof?

[hard nexus]

ight bro

[modern lintel]

Susser

[grizzled aspen]

That's what I thought.

No shower, still stanky.

[hard nexus]

erm

my hair is pretty and urs isn’t

so

get fucked

[grizzled aspen]

You take that back.

I have nice long hair.

[hard nexus]

my hair is beautiful and luxurious

[grizzled aspen]

And its shiny, too!

[hard nexus]

how long

[paper harness]

Yes, now come here

[modern lintel]

My hairs like 4ft long fuck you

[hard nexus]

ok to be fair shine can also come from grease

[paper harness]

I have a pipebomb for you

[hard nexus]

i’d dodge

[grizzled aspen]

It's almost long enough to tie back again, but I used to have it down to the bottom of my sternum.

[hard nexus]

fair

[grizzled aspen]

It's cocoa butter conditioner!

[rotund shoal]

"bottom of my sternum" not even roasting who says that

[hard nexus]

i’m still debating if i should grow my hair longer

[paper harness]

Plasma vets

[hard nexus]

it’s an apt description of length

it’s fitting

[modern lintel]

I've not cut my hair since 2020

[hard nexus]

right now it’s about 3 inches below my shoulder

[grizzled aspen]

It's literally a way to describe how long my hair is because I don't want to go get a fucking ruler and measure it.

[hard nexus]

but if i grow it out then ill have to sacrifice my layers

[paper harness]

B a l d

[hard nexus]

because i can’t have layers and length

[rotund shoal]

i havent heard sternum used casually outside of sternum rubs. anyway im bald so whatev

[hard nexus]

if i go bald im actually killing myself

i don’t have any baldness in my family

so

[paper harness]

I started going bald at 16

[hard nexus]

i should be good

damn…

[rotund shoal]

same. had to cut it by 23

[paper harness]

Them Slavic genes

[modern lintel]

My dad and both my brothers all had long hair and are now all bald by their own choice I'm wondering when it'll strike me down

[hard nexus]

damn…..

[grizzled aspen]

Remember that you will probably look like your mom's dad when you get older.

[pure tree]

Aren't you the same dude who defended tactical axe? Not surprised

[grizzled aspen]

So if your mom's dad had no hair, then you will probably go bald.

[pure tree]

I went bald at 12

[drowsy steppe]

taxes good

[hard nexus]

tac axe isn’t terrible??

[paper harness]

I shaved it off at 20, haven’t had hair since

[grizzled aspen]

Tactical axes actually are fire, what are you on about?

[paper harness]

He’s Godd

[drowsy steppe]

taxes having shit horde clear is a misconception perpetuate by people never using it

[spare talon]

I HATE TAXES

[drowsy steppe]

or

[hard nexus]

yeah they aren’t as good as a rashad but nothing is

[grizzled aspen]

I used one on a weapon spec build and it was super satisfying to use.

[hard nexus]

why so hateful

[drowsy steppe]

taxes being bad/worse than knife is misconception perpetuated by people never bothering to use it

[copper hawk]

..

[hard nexus]

one day someone’s gonna call you a slur from ur pfp and nickname

[paper harness]

Worse than knife is objective

[grizzled aspen]

Ew, Cica is here...

Icky...

[copper hawk]

i changed it

[paper harness]

I have a few lined up

[hard nexus]

unrelated, can u confirm if crits have a different ADM compared to non crits

[copper hawk]

so i am normalcoded

wtf dorn

[paper harness]

They do

[copper hawk]

ur a freak..

[hard nexus]

lmfao

[grizzled aspen]

We still know what you are...

Freaky lil freak...

[paper harness]

MP

[drowsy steppe]

barracks bunny

[hard nexus]

do u have any proof? cole and soldier 69 were talking about it in vet chat earlier today n i’d like to show them

[paper harness]

I in bed

[pure tree]

If you're gonna be playing zealot, stop being useless by playing tactical axe
It's a bad weapon. There are better options like mk6 knife and mk3 knife

[hard nexus]

well

[paper harness]

And I not getting up

[hard nexus]

any way i can get proof ?

[hard nexus]

ok ur just trolling lmfao

[grizzled aspen]

I will literally out damage you with a tac axe, please explode at your earliest convenience.

[spare talon]

lmao

[pure tree]

Maybe if yall played plasma gun you would understand

[hard nexus]

yeah there it is LMAO

[drowsy steppe]

earlier today I was consistently queued up with a plasma and power sword vet

[hard nexus]

good bait though

[paper harness]

Soylord

[tropic pelican]

Sliding should knock allies prone

[spare talon]

i shouldve known it was bait when it was only compared to both knives

[drowsy steppe]

now I cant understand why you would run such a cursed loadout consistently

[grizzled aspen]

I kind of want to roll a plasma gun but also the crafting update is right there.

[rocky nacelle]

I-II moment

like what

20 bosses

peak

[hard nexus]

knife is balanced

[spare talon]

like sure i dont like taxes myself but theyre not bad weapons

[pure tree]

I honestly couldn't think of anything else lol

[hard nexus]

lmfao

[paper harness]

Blue Falcon always made me laugh

[drowsy steppe]

shouldve said use something better like thammer

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/empty-brain-loading-gif-20731521

[hard nexus]

skibidi toilet

[spare talon]

tho i do think the mk4 taxe is actual horse shit

[rocky nacelle]

knife bait

https://tenor.com/view/squidward-daring-today-spongebob-spongebob-meme-daring-today-arent-we-gif-23808696

[spare talon]

the one with the uppercut heavy

[pure tree]

had a brain eating ameoba once.....
poor fella died of hungry

[spare talon]

that one is ass

[grizzled aspen]

Why is that, Cole?

That's the model I used for my weapon spec build and I hit 800k damage with it.

[hard nexus]

yeah it’s ASS
Auric
Storm
Survivor
because it carries so hard because it’s super good

[spare talon]

it has really weird angles for such subpar damage even if you do hit it properly

[hard nexus]

not one of my best jokes

i’ll kms

dw

[spare talon]

its just feels so fucking wrong

[grizzled aspen]

So what's your preferred model, then?

[hard nexus]

uppercut attacks in general are cool, but really awkward to use

[spare talon]

the mk2 is the one i liked the most, tho thats still the one i like most out of a weapon type i dont like using

[rocky nacelle]

you didnt even respond to my shiz

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/807809192537882647/1274437110933229588/caption-17.gif?ex=66e1e38d&is=66e0920d&hm=32128d389e8b0f56ce358b81155ccf7198676a5f67dbe017de5226d494f4ba1d&

[hard nexus]

i forgor

[spare talon]

this is me btw
im in your floorboards

[rocky nacelle]

they do the cringe version of snipers

and on poopy part 2 carnival

yep darktide over

gym time

[spare talon]

db ws vet is so fun on this mael

[rocky nacelle]

do you just barrel snipe

everything

[spare talon]

yes

[hard nexus]

what’s the cringe version

is it not waves of snipers

[spare talon]

did you see the videos i had from that kind of mael

[rocky nacelle]

you mean the based version

[hard nexus]

and just more sniper spawns in general

[spare talon]

its just fucking crack

[rocky nacelle]

what I posted was the cringe version of snipers

[grizzled aspen]

Waves of snipers is the fun one.

[rocky nacelle]

this is the based version of snipers

(new btw)

[hard nexus]

oh

[gloomy badge]

it's peal

peak

[rocky nacelle]

unironically

[gloomy badge]

just did a run

[hard nexus]

post it again

!

should i darktide

it’s 2am

maybe not

[gloomy badge]

best lobbies are at this time

[rotund shoal]

go ahead its 8am here

rip sleep schedule

[gloomy badge]

i went ahead and potato'd my game and it runs so much better man

idk how i was playing on high

[hard nexus]

the beginning of that second clip looks like you just blew his head up with ur scream

[spare talon]

like this one

i am quite fond of shouting right before i melee a specialist to get the cdr

[rocky nacelle]

1 shotting muties from the front with something thats not a TH

is always a power move

crazy the mk3 I have can do it

[hard nexus]

smart

[gloomy badge]

pogryn mogged

[spare talon]

i also do it when shooting them with db too but the melee looks funnier

[hard nexus]

i’ve noticed with the evis

there are certain parts of combos where you can’t chastise

and it’s gotten me killed a couple times

[rocky nacelle]

they werent raised in a barn yknow

[modern lintel]

Y ru using the stinky mk shovel

[hard nexus]

lmfao

[rocky nacelle]

cause zealot doesnt have shovel

[spare talon]

im having lots of fun with it

i didnt realize it attack this fast, nor did this much damage

[hard nexus]

what’re u running on it, uncanny decimator?

[rocky nacelle]

unepic was running a shovel blessing one time that just gave power on a push

[spare talon]

like i doubled everyones damage in a veggie auric maelstrom

with ease

[rocky nacelle]

never seen that blessing in my life

[modern lintel]

The take a swing blessing is low-key goated but 4 some reason only 4 allowed 4 shovels

[rocky nacelle]

yeah that blessing

[spare talon]

uncanny skullcrusher

[rocky nacelle]

literally didnt even know it was a thing lmfao

[gloomy badge]

the special attack stuns muties on hs iirc

[spare talon]

it does
but its so inconsistent cuz it has to hit the head

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/tf2-team-fortress-soldier-running-run-gif-19922209

[spare talon]

and if you miss youre getting grabbed

[gloomy badge]

i actually like it as a sidegrade to axes

[spare talon]

also had inconsistencies with ragers too

[modern lintel]

Take a swing actually probly loads better on that mk then the one I was using

[spare talon]

take a swing would probably fuck on this one yeah

but skullcrusher also works we

well

pushes contribute to the debuff

[modern lintel]

Also forgot to talk about exe stance vet builds getting a free point buff on update

[spare talon]

so youre ensured to have the debuff active on almost everything with the pa overhead

[ornate bone]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitty-kitten-zoom-persuit-gif-17646381782073725526

[modern lintel]

Another reason to vet maxx perchance @rocky nacelle

[ornate bone]

vet move speed aura

[spare talon]

plus if you do the special then push and overhead you have the full debuff

[hard nexus]

are there any weapons that can consistently stagger bosses

[modern lintel]

Is it getting changed?

[hard nexus]

aside from ogryn weapons, if they still can

[ornate bone]

your face

[hard nexus]

(and surge void on burgles)

[hard nexus]

smartphOWNED.com

[ornate bone]

idk lol lmao

maybe they'll lower it to 2.5% to remain competitive with swift certainty

[spare talon]

sc t3 and uncanny t3

[modern lintel]

I think vet can only get like 15 or 20% movement zeal can hit like 35% I think

[rocky nacelle]

meanwhile psyker

[hard nexus]

that’s insane

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/dodging-rain-gif-25487368

[modern lintel]

Now do it blindfolded

[hard nexus]

maybe i should try shovel vet

[spare talon]

at sc t4 it will oneshot without a crit
as it currently is barely there

[gloomy badge]

@spare talon what are you running on your knife

[hard nexus]

pawesome

db shovel vet

[modern lintel]

Do shovels have finesse

[hard nexus]

maybe…….

[spare talon]

on what class/build

[gloomy badge]

your vet

[rotund shoal]

wtf? thats goated?

[spare talon]

they dont have a finesse stat

[modern lintel]

Pain

[spare talon]

mercykiller and uncanny
requires serrated blade talent

[rotund shoal]

do you need to crit for that rager combo to work?

[spare talon]

with my current shovel, but with both t4 blessings it can one shot

[rocky nacelle]

scrap need T4

re do

[spare talon]

yeah no skullcrusher generally is just better

i tested it out with t4 take a swing

youre staggering often enough that skullcrusher actually ends up working

[grizzled aspen]

Skullcrusher with SI shovel also allows for on demand bonus damage vs ragers with your special attack.

[spare talon]

i know

its insane

[grizzled aspen]

Poke their face and boom, free damage.

[rotund shoal]

I dont get the 3 stacks of 10% dmg on skullcrusher.. why is it 3 stacks of 10%? how is that different from 1 stack of 30%? is there a max limit on this specific kind of stack?

[spare talon]

its fucking dumb

[rotund shoal]

i freaking hate the max limits on stacks how the hell are you supposed to find this shit out

like soulfire max stacks with trauma have like 3 different ways of stacking

[spare talon]

its the dumbest way of just saying 30%

[grizzled aspen]

Bleed is also jank in stacking.

[spare talon]

skullcrusher itself can apply twice

so you can have 2x the listed value

t4 is 4 stacks so 40%

that means after 2 hits they will recieve 80% more damage if theyre in a staggered state

[remote lark]

💀

[rocky nacelle]

laughs in uncanny/precog

who needs bleed

[remote lark]

this dude said "gg noobs" and he did the worst on the team in the endgame scoreboard

the joke write themselves

[rotund shoal]

[remote lark]

auric storm survivor, performs the worst on the team in a malice

[rocky nacelle]

erm guys get your damage up

[remote lark]

lame and gay

leveling is draining my soul

[spare talon]

oh wait im DUMB

[rotund shoal]

just play dif 1/2 till level 15. its mostly noobs. running malices underleveled is so much pain.

[remote lark]

i'm 30, was playing with my friend

[spare talon]

skullcrusher doesnt have a hard cap based on its blessing level like i thought

[remote lark]

ghostofcadia said gg noobs and underperformed myself and the other random

[spare talon]

it just has a hard cap of 80% and youll just need 1 more hit for the 2 more stacks at t3

[rocky nacelle]

looked in vet class

[remote lark]

who tf is out here being toxic in malice runs

[rocky nacelle]

someone has god bolter

seething

[spiral anvil]

gg noobs

[remote lark]

he also blew me off a cliff with a barrel

right at the start

on purpose

[rotund shoal]

was he cadian vet

theres something about those i dunno

[spiral anvil]

Is this main character syndrome

[remote lark]

you best believe he had to start preemptively destroying barrels before walking near them cause i was getting his ass with every single one

[hard nexus]

get someone to speedrun you through some maelstroms

[remote lark]

all my friends live in malice

:v

[hard nexus]

oh

nvm

[hard nexus]

heresy and damnation friends were never meant to be

[remote lark]

im the only one that does those

in my group

[hard nexus]

despair

[remote lark]

[hard nexus]

are they just new

or bad

[remote lark]

uhhhh

they're as new as me

sub 100 hours

i dunno if thats 'new'

[rocky nacelle]

thats new

[remote lark]

they aren't terrible but they just dont want to do the harder missions idk

[ember yew]

a green soldier

[remote lark]

i think they're fun

[rocky nacelle]

100 hours and under is greenhorn

territory

[remote lark]

auric maelstroms elude me still

i've only ever cleared one

tried like five times

skill issue

i can do everything else

[ember yew]

you'l get it eventually, they are really easy as you get a hang on it

like modifiers and respawns

[remote lark]

from what i can tell you clear them differently

in all the other difficulties its

'kill everything and then do the objective'

and in there its 'survive'

[ember yew]

in Aurics its mostly someone is doing the objective while the others provide cover (since the spawns are nonstop for the most part), but you can ignore that with Stealth Vet or Zealot, makes things one million times easier if your team is bad and wont provide cover or the mob clear speed is just bad

[grizzled aspen]

Kid named "puncture bolt pistol bps."

[rotund shoal]

zealots easier to carry aurics cuz its easy to clear specials on zealot

[remote lark]

thats all i do and we still lose

idk

i just need to play more

[rotund shoal]

u get carried in aurics for the first 200 hrs

just die and wathc someones cam lol

[grizzled aspen]

The problem typically is you're queueing with shitters.

[remote lark]

its me im the shitter

[grizzled aspen]

Like someone that doesn't bring anything anti armor and gets backed into a corner by a crusher.

[remote lark]

kill all the specialists and turn around and whole team is dead to like one crusher

downed

leave

[grizzled aspen]

Yeah, exactly.

[remote lark]

repeat

[spiral anvil]

It's cool if they leave though

[grizzled aspen]

They're probably just cheesing ASS.

[spiral anvil]

You get to roll a new teammate

[rotund shoal]

Thats the best tho. Seeing the 30(+3) guy with the golden frame run straight at a crusher, attempt no dodge, get one shot

[remote lark]

💀

[copper hawk]

I loooove having rabies

[spiral anvil]

Nice

[rocky nacelle]

i wish the spawns were nonstop

[median steeple]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/693362593758445608/1283310521688395796/ssstwitter.com_1726006527952.mp4?ex=66e2878f&is=66e1360f&hm=ac0bf1f6911507f844e1b14aef22764c2572488bdf380619f1df6be889d86346&

[grizzled aspen]

I dont blame them if they are, the game literally said "fuck you" to me and the team I did mine with.

[ember yew]

https://tenor.com/view/me-and-you-one-on-one-the-rock-dwayne-the-rock-johnson-dwayne-johnson-gif-10227268

[copper hawk]

Sometime crusher ballerina

Like meow she got splatted by a crusher ballerina

[grizzled aspen]

I had to explain to a smiteker once that you can't block crusher or mauler overheads.

[ember yew]

f

[copper hawk]

But most time ur noob

[remote lark]

does nobody watch dt streams or something god damn

this is sad

[copper hawk]

One crusher can change errythang..

One toofpick can change errythang..

[rocky nacelle]

you shutting up can change everything

[copper hawk]

Tuuuuuff

[steep hound]

Correct this game has no viewership

[grizzled aspen]

#1 Cica hater right here.

[copper hawk]

Idk y I have this orbitter still added..

He my no 1 opp fr..

All cuz i wouldnt let him have my OF..

[grizzled aspen]

I was talking about Para.

[rocky nacelle]

he wishes I was an orbiter

[grizzled aspen]

You freaky lil freak.

[rocky nacelle]

🙄

[copper hawk]

Erm not all about u princess

I was talkin about para

But it is all about me

[copper hawk]

Siiiiigh

Another day another slay

[grizzled aspen]

Yes it is, sweaty. 💅

[copper hawk]

Period igggg

✨ 💅

[rocky nacelle]

its all about me cause everyone said my name

noobs

[remote lark]

two nurgles in one run

wtf

[grizzled aspen]

Go do a 3veg and fight like 15 of them.

[remote lark]

a what

[rocky nacelle]

anyways cica is a noob im going jim

[steep hound]

I-II-V-E-G maelstrom

[grizzled aspen]

3veg is a maelstrom modifier, monstrous specialists.

[remote lark]

looking at my th with malicious intent

[rocky nacelle]

(this was I-II btw)

i was just using mk3

why cant that many bosses spawn on 3VEG

gay

(we had something around 20 or more since the other zealot had like 5-6 in his scoreboard)

[remote lark]

wtf

[rocky nacelle]

peak

[remote lark]

[rocky nacelle]

1v1ing monstros my beloved

(then I get grabbed back dodging chaos spawn command grab like a bot)

[steep hound]

I played an auric damnation with 4 ogryn and we killed 6 daemonhosts in the 1 mission, that's my record so far

[rocky nacelle]

id say

about 6-8 of those boss kills

were probably 1v1s

peak

[grizzled aspen]

When trying for ASS, I got a 3veg on clandestium and pushed a dh and 3 cspawns off the map with chorus.

[rocky nacelle]

(there needs to be a penance for chorusing bosses off cliffs)

and I stand on this

[steep hound]

Can DHs take fall deaths? I thought they just port. Thats amazing haha

[remote lark]

i wonder if you can do that with the relic on zealot

[rocky nacelle]

yeah they just explode mid air

like a poxburster

its very funny

they fall off the cliff and have a heart attack 5 feet down

[grizzled aspen]

Saw the dh in the opening area and said "nope, that isn't fucking happening with randoms," woke her up on purpose, the vet started freaking out, and then I popped chorus and pushed her off.

[remote lark]

they can die to funky teleports too

i had one teleport into a wall and just vanish

[rocky nacelle]

that reminds me frog

when I was doing my chorus penances

I pushed a chaos spawn that immediately spawned in clandestium start

lmfao

[grizzled aspen]

If you die to a dh's corruption aura, does it just disappear?

[rocky nacelle]

he jumped onto me and that was over

voided

[spare talon]

you cant

[rocky nacelle]

📔

[rocky nacelle]

corruption puts you at max 1HP

everytime

with super maximum corruption

[grizzled aspen]

That's a little goofy, but I suppose it makes sense.

[rocky nacelle]

its kinda funny

wym you saw that game where I had literally 4 HP

cause BoN corrupted me

[spare talon]

dh corruption stops around 55% of your max hp

[copper hawk]

Siiiigh..

Postin snoreboard..

[hard nexus]

burgles can eat u to death

right

[rotund shoal]

no

[rocky nacelle]

no

[hard nexus]

i swear ive had that happen

[rocky nacelle]

they always spit out at the lowest hp

or whatever

[remote lark]

what if they eat you at 1hp

[grizzled aspen]

They always spit you out before you die.

[rocky nacelle]

dunno im not a malice player so that would never happen

[grizzled aspen]

But you can die to their vomit.

[hard nexus]

i died in a burgle stomach

and it wasnt fire

[remote lark]

[rocky nacelle]

🕵️

[hard nexus]

and i dont think it was a melee

[copper hawk]

Worst way 2 die

[modern lintel]

Iv been spit by bon into dh before did not end well

[grizzled aspen]

I've died inside a burgle to a sniper.

[spare talon]

any enemy that was swinging at you continues to do so till their attack ends

[steep hound]

BoN corruption takes you to a minimum of 1hp. If you're that low they just tote you around until you get spit out and a poxxie farts on you

[spare talon]

this includes crushers and rager combos

bosses also dont care and just attack anyway

[hard nexus]

i was in the stomach long enough for the until death to proc and end

there was no other boss

[rocky nacelle]

this is why muties suck in conjunction with meleeing elites

they can just say fuck you sometimes

[hard nexus]

true

[rotund shoal]

fire damage still procs

[rocky nacelle]

and just shred

[spare talon]

until death procs at 1 hp, not 0 ho

hp

[hard nexus]

yes

it proced

ended

then i died

[grizzled aspen]

Petition to replace burgles with something actually fun to fight.

[rocky nacelle]

just run bolter

kek

[hard nexus]

just make them less anti melee

fix their hitboxes with chain weapons

[remote lark]

how are nurgles anti melee

all they have is a spit attack

and the tail slap

[rocky nacelle]

im telling you that full body slam burgles do

always clips me

[rotund shoal]

I dont get the burgle hate at least u can run away and dump all your ammo into them. a chaos spawn + specials is just death

[rocky nacelle]

and launches me

[grizzled aspen]

Oh yeah on that note, don't try sawing a burgle's tail.

[copper hawk]

Tail slap huge hitbox

Takes all tness

[remote lark]

maybe you should play malice

:^)

[copper hawk]

Launches u

[hard nexus]

tail attacks and body slams launch you, if you're vomited on you cant get near without getting eaten

[grizzled aspen]

If they flick it trying to hit someone it will yank your screen.

[rocky nacelle]

sorry you need TH to kill bosses

[hard nexus]

entirely anti melee

[rocky nacelle]

: )

[rotund shoal]

also with knife u can melee it for real

skill issue

[remote lark]

paradise out for blood again

mercy

[grizzled aspen]

Absolutely not.

[rocky nacelle]

dont come to the big leagues if you dont wanna swing the bat

buster

[grizzled aspen]

You poked the bear, now suffer its claws.

[hard nexus]

stay out of my aurics

[remote lark]

😂

[hard nexus]

do u know the context of thatone

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/nodding-soyjak-pissluffare-soy-gif-25061889

[remote lark]

i do

[hard nexus]

ok pawesome

[remote lark]

thats from the reddit argument

[rocky nacelle]

stay TF out of my aurics.

[remote lark]

iirc

[hard nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-battle-fantasy-moab-slime-gif-8723995265397746097

[remote lark]

💀

[hard nexus]

yeah

[rocky nacelle]

meow

do you even know that game

[hard nexus]

nope

[rocky nacelle]

blocked

[remote lark]

💀

[rocky nacelle]

poser ass

https://tenor.com/view/ebf-ebf5-epic_battle_fantasy-epicbattlefantasy-epicbattlefantasy5-gif-27527763

[grizzled aspen]

I also do not know that game.

[rocky nacelle]

EBF

was a browser RPG made by 1 guy

peak

[grizzled aspen]

But I was born underneath a fucking rock and know nothing, apparently.

[remote lark]

i know that game

[rocky nacelle]

he brought 3-4-5 to steam

and then did 1-2 in a collection with his other flash games in a collection pack

very kino

@hard nexus erm

noob?

[hard nexus]

didnt mean to send it

[rocky nacelle]

yeah noob

https://tenor.com/view/yeah-that-fits-yeah-that-fits-gif-22103625

ok

jim

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Boq5WQHOJn0

https://tenor.com/view/naruto-obito-gone-vanish-disappear-gif-5031242

[copper hawk]

WHAT THE FUCK

[rocky nacelle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uv53bUo00Eo

[copper hawk]

Epic Battle Fantasy Cool War 391

[rocky nacelle]

do you actually know ebf cica

[spare talon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/211203478284926976/1281888137626517504/caption.gif

[rocky nacelle]

ingrained conditioned reaction now

when I post that soyjack

(its too good)

[grizzled aspen]

I hate that soyjak so fucking much.

Which means it's good.

[rocky nacelle]

maybe you should stop running uncanny on knife then

https://tenor.com/view/nodding-soyjak-pissluffare-soy-gif-25061889

[grizzled aspen]

Maybe you should explode.

[rocky nacelle]

chud uncanny users..

[remote lark]

downed

resed

collateralled instantly by sniper

yeap

[frank finch]

Could we possibly see zealot being given a power axe? Vet gets a power sword so me thinks yes

[rotund shoal]

haiku:
Downed by a crusher
Shroudfield zealot resurrects
Two downed by crusher

[vestal pine]

3rd ogryn tries to rez but then gets blasted off by a explosive barrel off a cliff

[gloomy badge]

But... the rending...

[gloomy badge]

Ebf mentioned...

Flash kino...

Few know this...

[lusty oar]

b b b bbuwut the w wending yeah yeah stuff it where the sun don’t shine

[spare talon]

but what if i dont want rending there

[lusty oar]

that’s too bad

your ass dookie multiplier is going down the drain

[mighty root]

WORNG GIF

[spare talon]

https://tenor.com/view/ash-baby-gif-7280845142657635823

[mighty root]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-gif-swing-gif-23620053

[spare talon]

i need to finish reading the top half of that

i read the bottom half and now i need to know more

[mighty root]

How it feels to run repoist and precog on the knife

And not use uncanny

[grizzled aspen]

*riposte.

🤓

[mighty root]

[spiral anvil]

Is this the tanner gif

[grizzled aspen]

Yes.

[spiral anvil]

Crit damage yum

[grizzled aspen]

I think I will install super impact.

Banish a mutant to the mega gay zone with my thammer.

[mighty root]

Is damage really a dumpstat?

[remote lark]

i just beat my first auric mael

:D

[mighty root]

[remote lark]

wrong talents too

accidentally took momentum page with knife

[grizzled aspen]

Cool. Now do it 5 times, surviving every time.

[mighty root]

[remote lark]

this makes 1

[mighty root]

It’s the thunder hammer person

[remote lark]

how about you carry me through 4 more

[grizzled aspen]

Nah.

[mighty root]

[remote lark]

[grizzled aspen]

I've had my fill of auric maels.

I dont want to do any more for a while.

[remote lark]

nvm i did die once

[mighty root]

I bet those shout vets kept you alive

[remote lark]

dog ate my ass out

[mighty root]

[grizzled aspen]

Just remember if you are about to die you can alt f4 to not die.

[mighty root]

Sc that

[remote lark]

that is super cringe

i'd rather get it the proper way

[grizzled aspen]

It is, but it's necessary sometimes.

[remote lark]

maybe if i was like

on the last one

💀

would feel cheated otherwise

[grizzled aspen]

I only had to do it once, and it was my 5th one.

[rotund shoal]

the reconnect trick is too strong..

[remote lark]

i carried my own weight thankyouverymuch

the thunder hammer was a meme

[rotund shoal]

so many games i lost cuz id go down and nobody would revive me

[remote lark]

not what i use

[rotund shoal]

now i can revive myself

[grizzled aspen]

It was the game where we got the blessed cspawn and 30 dreg ragers at the same time.

[mighty root]

https://tenor.com/view/greenhairbil-sus-dog-gif-27690748

[grizzled aspen]

Don't bother talking to that guy. He literally only wants to get a rise out of you.

[remote lark]

@rocky nacelle are you proud of me

i'm not a malice gamer any more

[mighty root]

[remote lark]

i stole his emote earlier

[mighty root]

[remote lark]

[grizzled aspen]

If you use that emote, I will smite you.

[mighty root]

You will be touched

[mighty root]

[grizzled aspen]

Not with psyker smite, but with a duellist proc'd max charge crusher h1.

[mighty root]

[grizzled aspen]

And buddy, I have 6 stacks of martyrdom.

[ember yew]

https://tenor.com/view/he-man-i-have-the-power-sword-gif-5305079

[mighty root]

[remote lark]

wait no

i remember how i died

i had just complained about it in here while i was waiting on respawn

[mighty root]

Wounds

[remote lark]

i got ressed after a dog instakilled me

[mighty root]

[remote lark]

and got collateralled by a sniper

before i could move

[mighty root]

I hate wounds

[remote lark]

suboptimal

[grizzled aspen]

Just don't die, goofy.

[mighty root]

No peity

Sad

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/769771917011714063/817300086518185994/tenor.gif

[remote lark]

so true

next time i take three wound curios

that way i can get safely carried through my maelstroms

[mighty root]

https://tenor.com/view/no-no-no-no-no-no-no-meme-cat-no-cat-meme-gif-8178193224013835888

[rotund shoal]

i wish theyd add -1 wound curios

with double the normal bonus

so +40% toughness

[mighty root]

Real

I’d put that in orgyn

[remote lark]

orgyn

[grizzled aspen]

Unironically, a -1 wound curio would go hard with beacon of purity.

[frosty herald]

God tanner is such a crybaby lmfao

[mighty root]

Sm2 cross over when

[frosty herald]

Started deleting comments and pausing the comment section cause people didnt like him being agressive

[gloomy badge]

Tanner is unintentionally funny as fuck

[remote lark]

HAHAHA

[remote lark]

link plssss

[mighty root]

When do we see the tide of knife zealots

[mighty root]

I like him but he does it to himself

[remote lark]

fyrestone

you WOULD like tanner

[spiral anvil]

[mighty root]

https://tenor.com/view/how-do-we-tell-him-mr-krabs-spongebob-meme-spongebob-meme-gif-24063814

I’m in two of his vids

[gloomy badge]

[mighty root]

Back when I was some hot ass

[remote lark]

i'd take that to the grave

[grizzled aspen]

Add that to the list of reasons I have him blocked.

[remote lark]

HAHAHA

oh hey

i got thrust 4

spent a total of maybe 3k plasteel

[mighty root]

Blud blocked me

[mighty root]

[grizzled aspen]

At least you aren't me trying to farm any uncanny blessing.

[remote lark]

i got uncanny and precog first try

[grizzled aspen]

I spent well over 20k trying to get a single uncanny blessing on my knife.

[remote lark]

:3

[frosty herald]

https://youtu.be/SxWxLas4T_I?si=KNnLYUU-cvwH53fh

[grizzled aspen]

I literally filled the stickerbook out.

[remote lark]

i also got the xv evis meta blessings on like third try

and hand cannon / surgeon on my revolver second try

:3

have you tried just not being so unlucky?

[mighty root]

Yeah he’s trying way to hard

[remote lark]

DUDE XDDD

[frosty herald]

Throws as much shit as he wants but the moment you critisize him hell cry like a baby

[gloomy badge]

I mean this with 100% sincerity not just to shit on him

Does tanner have autism

[mighty root]

Yeah

[remote lark]

yea you can hear it in his voice

bro

"NO YOU CANT"

[mighty root]

I was playing cod zombies with him and he called me a re**** because I opened a door

[obsidian prairie]

A factually incorrect statement (by tanner)

[remote lark]

he was just telling yoyu the truth

[mighty root]

He was actually really fun to play borderlands with

[remote lark]

jesus