zealot-class

[copper hawk]

,,,,,,,

[grizzled aspen]

I literally demolished 2 double cheeseburgers and 16 chicken nuggets in like 3 minutes man come on.

[gloomy badge]

earn ass then slap on the reject title

[spare talon]

i could.........
i totally could......

[paper harness]

My record was 5 triple cheeseburgers in 10

[grizzled aspen]

I don't even want the title. I just want the penance done.

[lusty oar]

become evil

[gloomy badge]

minutes?

[paper harness]

I had not eaten for 2 days

yes

[gloomy badge]

dude

[grizzled aspen]

That's baby steps.

[rotund shoal]

that seems doable

[spare talon]

almost just crashed my game by bleeding out in the psyk after dying solely from plasma vent damage

[gloomy badge]

your belly must have looked crazyyy

[grizzled aspen]

I've eaten an entire 24pk of tacos in less than 5 minutes.

[copper hawk]

That's

Disgusting

That's too much food

[grizzled aspen]

Cope, lightweight.

[paper harness]

soy

[grizzled aspen]

I am literally 240lbs and 6ft tall.

[copper hawk]

I got a chocolate shake and a burger w fries and onion rings

[grizzled aspen]

I am a fucking viking.

[gloomy badge]

i think the most i've eaten in one sitting was at a hot pot all you can eat

[copper hawk]

I had the shake and half a burger

[paper harness]

200 6ft

[copper hawk]

And an onion ring

[spare talon]

im 130 lb and 6 foot

[copper hawk]

That was too much

I gave the rest to the dog

[grizzled aspen]

Bean pole!

[copper hawk]

2day

When we eated food

[gloomy badge]

we only had an hour and i consumed like 100 beef strips, 20 fish balls, and 20 quail eggs

[grizzled aspen]

Oh lord I'd destroy some hot pot right now...

[gloomy badge]

not to mention udon and other misc

[copper hawk]

How can you guys both afford and be able to eat that much

[grizzled aspen]

Mine was 12 moners.

[paper harness]

Contractor

[gloomy badge]

i'm pretty miserly and earn good money

[paper harness]

[gloomy badge]

plus the woman and i take turns on covering dates

[grizzled aspen]

I just got cheap shit with deals and whatnot all stacked up because I'm stingy with my money.

[copper hawk]

The Woman

[rotund shoal]

The Female

[grizzled aspen]

@rocky nacelle HURRY UPPPPPPPPP

[paper harness]

And I require maintance calories

[grizzled aspen]

GODDDDDD

[copper hawk]

I dont like eating,,

[paper harness]

I love food

[grizzled aspen]

Same.

[gloomy badge]

i'm trying to hit 170 grams of protein a day

[copper hawk]

I dont

[gloomy badge]

but it's so fucking hard man

[paper harness]

Navy food is goated

[grizzled aspen]

I love to just sit down and be a fat ass, munching.

[gloomy badge]

i've been bulking and i look strong as fuck right now

[copper hawk]

Navy food is terrible

Wtf

[paper harness]

Sub food

[rocky nacelle]

I’m almost done

[gloomy badge]

but i know if i don't maintain i'll cut bad and lose all my strength

[lusty oar]

damn i thought it was all hot loads

[copper hawk]

Gtmo had one of the worst chow halls ive ever been to

[rocky nacelle]

And dorn is right cica

[grizzled aspen]

I can never cut.

If I tried to cut I think I'd die.

[copper hawk]

And ive been to lots of chow halls

They called it a galley

[paper harness]

MP moment

[copper hawk]

Only good thing was surf and turf

[grizzled aspen]

Really not that bad for me, just means I'll never have abs.

[rocky nacelle]

noob moment

[gloomy badge]

i want to post physique but... nay i shant...

[paper harness]

British Navy food sucks cock

[grizzled aspen]

I'm fine with that, my body is like a tree.

[copper hawk]

I am not British !

[rocky nacelle]

Beans and toast

[grizzled aspen]

Neck like a tree trunk and arms like branches.

[paper harness]

Neither am I

[grizzled aspen]

I'm gonna go start some laundry because Para can't eat at a reasonable pace...

[gloomy badge]

menu 6 MRE are pretty good

[rocky nacelle]

also I’m 195 at 6 foot why is everyone in our 4 man, 6 foot tall

[paper harness]

RAF be pretty good eating

[copper hawk]

I am America ! Awesome , Army number 1 !

The galley wasnt that bad actually

I am not a picky eater

I just hated eating

[paper harness]

Go Army, beat Navy

[rocky nacelle]

u r so gay baby jail

[copper hawk]

I worked night shift so I had vry little time

[gloomy badge]

everyone i went to HS with joined the air force

[copper hawk]

I only ate once a week

Id run, play games, sleep

And Wednesdays I'd waste time to eat

And maaaaybe eat midrats that morning

[rocky nacelle]

ok I’m done lemme boot up

[remote lark]

hi done i'm just dodge

[copper hawk]

It just takes so much time

Using the latrine and having to eat

I didnt have enough time 4 it all

[rocky nacelle]

Mid rattttzzzz

mid rats wasn’t so bad sometimes

[gloomy badge]

just don't shave until the CO notices

[paper harness]

Officers mess food better than 95% of british food

[copper hawk]

Mess

Er

Incorrect buzzer

We r MEN

We say CHOW HALL

Or DFAC

ONLY acceptable terms

[plush estuary]

@rocky nacelle dorn is sad

[rocky nacelle]

why

[spare talon]

@rocky nacelle A NAME IS MISSING

[rocky nacelle]

ok ok

[copper hawk]

Para unfriended me..

[spare talon]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-explosion-stairs-gif-26161925

[copper hawk]

Sigh..

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-40k-darktide-warhammer-40k-40k-warhammer-ogryn-gif-8440002666976363995

I did not

[rocky nacelle]

no gaslighting the chat cica

[paper harness]

I could never be enlisted

[remote lark]

are thunder hammers fun

i saw someone say once that they can ash baby bosses

[paper harness]

[spare talon]

no
i am biased

[grizzled aspen]

Yes.

[grizzled aspen]

Thunder hammers can do unreasonable amounts of damage.

[gloomy badge]

https://tenor.com/view/sam-hyde-stare-sam-hyde-gif-26166704

[grizzled aspen]

On monstrous specialists they can 1tap the weakened monstrosities.

[remote lark]

Can you show me a build for one?

[fleet zealot]

PAIN

[paper harness]

I should ask permission to upload Selective Matchmaking

[remote lark]

I saw someone oneshot a daemonhost with one

[grizzled aspen]

Literally, knife build, but use a hammer instead.

[remote lark]

oh fr

[grizzled aspen]

Just no crits.

[copper hawk]

Y u unfriend me..

[remote lark]

i mean

shroud gives a crit

[rocky nacelle]

i did not

[spare talon]

enlightened game enjoyer already exists

[grizzled aspen]

Yeah but you're not taking scourge or crit talents, is what I mean.

[copper hawk]

Erm

It not dat bad

I love bein an nco..

[rocky nacelle]

@spare talon you should have been here last night when I helped a new person with a crusher build (they were running left side piety)

[grizzled aspen]

Shroudfield just exists for you to do immense backstab and headshot damage.

[remote lark]

wait so you don't want to crit with the big damage hamemr? how does that make sense?

[rocky nacelle]

it was very hard to be formal

(not really)

but that build was cursed lmfao

[paper harness]

Pay...

[grizzled aspen]

You don't want to build to have crits outside of shroudfield.

[copper hawk]

They tax it all

[remote lark]

Oooohhhhh

gotcha

[copper hawk]

Also we all hate u

[remote lark]

which hammer should i use btw

[copper hawk]

Officer FREAK

[grizzled aspen]

Take inexorable judgment as your keystone and just beat shit to death.

[remote lark]

and whats the dump stat and blessings

[paper harness]

just get paid in stock tehe

[copper hawk]

I hate shaved tails

[gloomy badge]

once i get my security clearance...

[grizzled aspen]

Ironhelm is best, dump stat is defenses, blessings are thrust and headtaker/slaughterer.

[copper hawk]

Brand new butter bar pls are the worst

[gloomy badge]

i'm making so much more money for doing nothing...

almost there...

[copper hawk]

Unless they're mustangs

[grizzled aspen]

Ideally headtaker because then you can pop a boss without having to kill stuff.

[copper hawk]

Erm teehee fun run today 12 miles

I am new and need to impress the commander

[remote lark]

alright ty

[paper harness]

DIE

[copper hawk]

And stand out from the other pls

And then they get promoted

Then they leave the unit

[grizzled aspen]

Crucis is technically better for boss popping but ironhelm is better, generally speaking, because you can cleave a horde and nail an elite in their midst.

[copper hawk]

Then a new butter bar shows up

Same thing

I hate officers.,,

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/sandwich-cheese-sandwich-make-a-sandwich-cheesy-sumptous-gif-14360629

[copper hawk]

Only good ones are medical

[gloomy badge]

yeah ironhelm is ok

[rocky nacelle]

tuna melt

(also im in a loading screen)

[grizzled aspen]

Just go into rotc, coward.

[copper hawk]

And wco s

[grizzled aspen]

Become the butter bar you were meant to be.

[copper hawk]

Im gonna green to gold

[remote lark]

i just looked into the acquisition guy, is this a brick or not cause it looks like thunderous gives rending which should make penetration obsolete

[grizzled aspen]

I got disconnected from inactivity.

[copper hawk]

My active duty obligation is almost done

And im an nco now

Go reserves and deploy every once in a while

[grizzled aspen]

Huge brick! 33% pen means you're not killing anything with that.

[copper hawk]

I already have my associates

[remote lark]

sadge

[paper harness]

Just go 18 series

[copper hawk]

Thanks to by tiger parents

[gloomy badge]

this is docket fodder unfort

[grizzled aspen]

Scrap for thunderous.

[copper hawk]

To my*

[remote lark]

alright

time to buy a couple hammers..

[copper hawk]

Tiger parent*

[gloomy badge]

let's go gambling!!

[remote lark]

what was the dump stat again?

defense?

[paper harness]

my empolyer made me go for my phd

[spare talon]

thunderous gives brittleness to the enemy on hit
which is much worse than rending

[paper harness]

😡

[remote lark]

kk

aw dangit

[gloomy badge]

cyber?

[rotund shoal]

what do yall run on mk6 combat blade on crit rush/blazing fury build? I used to do uncanny/flesh tearer but lacerate feels better

[remote lark]

aw dangit

[spare talon]

https://tenor.com/view/lets-go-gambling-gif-4822326163116896763

[paper harness]

Missiles

[remote lark]

aw dangit

[copper hawk]

Eugh

[remote lark]

usable i think

[copper hawk]

I want 2 sm2..

But i dont wanna get on my feet again..

[gloomy badge]

save for itemization

[copper hawk]

Dey hort..i

Have 2 GRIND on bulwark,,

[remote lark]

lets see if i brick it

lets go gambling!!

[gloomy badge]

damage is low but ft and pen is decent

[copper hawk]

It's cool that w the harder difficulties enemies get additional attacks to their movesets,,

I love games that do that,,..

[spare talon]

sekiro inner bosses

[grizzled aspen]

Sekiro is PEAK.

[rotund shoal]

u talking about sm2? i have it downloading now. is it any good?

[paper harness]

Sekiro mentioned

https://tenor.com/view/sekiro-wolf-genichiro-gif-16466041297795943641

[grizzled aspen]

I loved fighting Genichiro, even if I had to fight him three fucking times.

[shadow raptor]

very

[rotund shoal]

wait do u guys mean PEAK is good? in the uk it means something sucks..

[grizzled aspen]

Peak is good.

[remote lark]

hmm

[spare talon]

peak means the highest point something can be

so its saying its the best

[gloomy badge]

kino and peak = it's amazing

[naive stirrup]

the UK being the worst, as per usual

[lusty oar]

proof that british aren't people

[rotund shoal]

Yeah UK slang never made sense. i think it actually comes from jamaica

[gloomy badge]

tf

[naive stirrup]

checks out

[gloomy badge]

how can peak mean bad from a linguistics standpoint

[rotund shoal]

peng is good. peak is bad.

[rocky nacelle]

these are the people I play with

[gloomy badge]

you have to be making this up

[rotund shoal]

nope

[naive stirrup]

peng is fake

you have
peak: best
mid: mid
abysmal dogshit: the worst

[rotund shoal]

in the UK (for women in general):
peng/leng: amazing
mid: mid
peak: ugly

[naive stirrup]

peng/leng is a foreign word

[gloomy badge]

that sounds chinese

[rotund shoal]

apparently it comes from peng. cuz it rhymes. but peng itself comes from jamaican patois

[gloomy badge]

i have jamaican relatives and never knew this

updooted!

well, had

think all the 1st generation ones are dead

[rotund shoal]

ah the real ones

2nd gen immigrants arent real immigrants

(1st gen immigrant flexing)

[copper hawk]

Yah

I love it

The combat takes some time getting used to

Parrying and stuff

But when u get the hang of it it feels nice to like

Plunge into a horde of enemies

And parry/knock them over over and over

Feel like some duelist space marine

It's how i like playing bulwark

I had a little over 2k melee kills the last match I played

Facing off w a boss like the HT or a Carni and dodging/parrying makes u feel like a spez mareen..

[rotund shoal]

OO that makes me excited. I looked up the classes now. apparently vanguards get combat knifes? i wonder if they made them op this game too.

probably gonna roll a heavy with a heavy bolter

[visual stream]

Bricked until item update

[obsidian prairie]

Since fucking when can Karsolas cleave a POGRYN

[spare talon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1170572300614123545/1249967997209284740/twitter_1800308316205383906.gif

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-40k-darktide-warhammer-40k-40k-warhammer-ogryn-gif-8440002666976363995

[obsidian prairie]

I don't even have wrath

just headtaker/slaughterer

[spare talon]

@paper harness time to be evil

[rocky nacelle]

most balanced ogryn melee

[spare talon]

evilmaxxing

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/gato-withrock-gif-27341353

[spare talon]

nvm my game CRASHED

[rocky nacelle]

MERCANTILE MENTION

https://tenor.com/view/silent-hill-dance-herald-of-darkness-dance-gif-16375281337406295570

[light pumice]

they're fairly high effort but they're quite nice, probably the least choppy to combo out of all the melees

[spare talon]

its a sign

[light pumice]

tho you probably wont like em very much until you grind out the perks in co-op

[rocky nacelle]

mercantile but the maelstrom isnt 3VEG

why live

or monstros at all

why live

[obsidian prairie]

ayaogbobgfOIUEBgojsBIOJDBgjibgnsin

[rocky nacelle]

salvador borderlands 2

[spare talon]

good job! now do situational awareness!

[obsidian prairie]

56,250 rounds on average

[rocky nacelle]

now do 100 flash point missions

[obsidian prairie]

Which is that

[rocky nacelle]

2,500 barrel kills

[spare talon]

specifically explosive barrels

[obsidian prairie]

Oh right

[spare talon]

fire ones dont count

[obsidian prairie]

Yes I know

[rocky nacelle]

aids

[spare talon]

unless they die to the 1 dmg explosion

[rotund shoal]

lmao I saw that one and noped out of trying to do achievements

im at 470k/500k kills now gonna get my stupid skulls icon and quit the game..

[paper harness]

Penanced maxxed gang

[spare talon]

i finished it a few months ago

[rocky nacelle]

i dont even have skulls yet

lmfao

[spare talon]

the only penance im missing is the X missions in the new map

need 21 more on that map

since i last checked

[obsidian prairie]

I passed 400 hours the other day

[grizzled aspen]

I rolled a trauma staff earlier with like 24% warp resist, hopefully crafting update turns it into a perfect 380.

[obsidian prairie]

darktide is now my most played game

[rotund shoal]

im at 750hr but 75% of that is knife zealot so my kill count is pretty low. esp. cuz i was running mk3 until recently when i discovered how much more fun mk6 is

[cerulean moth]

Im sorry hope they find cure

[obsidian prairie]

I have to wait for tomorrow to play The Answer

My rage gathers

[remote lark]

how bad is this

65 damage :V

[obsidian prairie]

Very

[remote lark]

sadge

[obsidian prairie]

Damage dump is only a good idea only like

2? weapons

[rotund shoal]

For real?

[remote lark]

this is the other one i'm looking at using

just need to farm some blessings

[obsidian prairie]

Also bad

Bricked even

[spare talon]

flamer and purgatus i think

[obsidian prairie]

Yeah

The flamers

[spare talon]

since 95% of their damage comes from the burn stat

affecting the dot which is where all the dmg is from

[rotund shoal]

i mean not full dump but over 65% or 70% hits is enough damage on most weapons

depending on how much u use cleave i guess

[spare talon]

most weapons are fine with 70% in important stats

most, some need higher for specific things

[obsidian prairie]

Rashad

High everything

[remote lark]

this already oneshots the ogryn gunner guys (i foget the name) with just shroud

can't wait to see what it can do with proper blessings

[hard nexus]

one shotting reapers is something they can do by default

[rotund shoal]

can u still oneshot dh?

[hard nexus]

if ur damage stat is too low to not reach that, then you need to reroll

[obsidian prairie]

Just shroundfield is not good

[hard nexus]

under perfect conditions, i think so

[obsidian prairie]

No but Dclaw can blend it

[rotund shoal]

how? special parry?

[obsidian prairie]

Yes

[remote lark]

oh

it can oneshot it by default

lmfao

then again i have unarmored stat on it

[obsidian prairie]

Hosts attack very quickly with no large stagger attacks

[rotund shoal]

really?? it works. how tf did i never try that

[obsidian prairie]

You just spam parry and they fall apart

I actively jump hosts if I have a dclaw

[fleet zealot]

https://x.com/nowhereferret/status/1833039251388485823?s=46

銀手袋 (@nowhereferret) on X

毎日1枚フェレットを描く練習をする。
2024年9月9日。 290/1000

Twitter · Sep 9, 2024, 7:06 AM

[remote lark]

you jump hosts to kill them
I jump hosts to traumatize my team when we're all low hp and struggling
we are not the same

[fleet zealot]

I have found the goldmine

[rotund shoal]

lmao I jump then with my knife on normal damnations cuz its fun. but it takes a loong while to kill. with dclaw parrying would be fun as hell..

[obsidian prairie]

Dclaw blending them is fucking fast too

[rotund shoal]

what do u run on urs?

mk iv was the best IIRC

[obsidian prairie]

mk 4

I tried the mk7 but didn't like the moveset

and the mk1 just sucks

[rotund shoal]

shred + cleave blessing?

[obsidian prairie]

Shred rampage on mine for zealot

Rampage wrath for vet

[remote lark]

might be a stupid question but

when using shroud and the hammer

does it matter which heavy attack i hit it with

or if the cleave hits 1 target will it do same damage as the overhead swing

[obsidian prairie]

heavy 3 does more damage than heavies 1/2

you can get to it with push->heavy

[red swift]

ive had my push -> heavy phase through things

[hard nexus]

@rotund shoal

https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/iEisCo9xgdogf80bH/d1337zWULfs6?invite=cr-MSxyZlIsMjA0ODY2MDQ3LA

[red swift]

Range buff might fix that though

[remote lark]

does push dispell shroud

i forgor

[hard nexus]

no

[hard nexus]

you can probably go without a couple of the buffs i have up

but the BP is still reachable

[remote lark]

okk

[hard nexus]

and this is without unyielding on my hammer

[red swift]

but with a mid build

[hard nexus]

wdym

[rotund shoal]

nice

[red swift]

mid

[hard nexus]

whats mid

[remote lark]

what is 'power'

[hard nexus]

on what difficulty?

[remote lark]

damn

also how did you spawn a dh in the psych

[hard nexus]

bosses are all unyielding

[hard nexus]

mod

[remote lark]

which mod

[hard nexus]

damage, impact, cleave

[remote lark]

limk

[hard nexus]

creature spawner

[remote lark]

ty

[hard nexus]

https://www.nexusmods.com/warhammer40kdarktide/mods/25

[hard nexus]

@remote lark ?

[remote lark]

i said damn

damnation

[hard nexus]

oh

didnt see it

how?

[remote lark]

yeah it zaps the gunner ogryn

i just charge it and smacked him

he died

[hard nexus]

oh

ogryn

i thouyght u were talking about

the daemonhost

[remote lark]

yeah i have to go get that mod

[hard nexus]

also

[hard nexus]

ogryns are unyielding

reapers and bulwarks are unyielding

[remote lark]

whaat

[hard nexus]

crushers are full carapace

reapers and bulwarks have segments of flak/carapace on them

but their heads are unyielding

[rotund shoal]

segments of BULLSHIT HITBOXES flak/carapace

[remote lark]

lolololol

[hard nexus]

just dodge

stipid

[remote lark]

@remote lark

[lusty oar]

https://tenor.com/view/sponge-bob-brick-sponge-bob-square-pants-like-a-bag-of-bricks-like-a-ton-of-bricks-gif-4475886

[hard nexus]

yeah

just dodge

idiot

stupid

stinky

[remote lark]

i just died to a dh on a malice mission after dodging it for like 5 min

cause my team hit it with pieces of paper

and then after i died

someone ash baby'd it

[rotund shoal]

i thought they despawn now? if u dodge them for long enough

[remote lark]

it felt like 10 billion years

i've never had to survive that long

[hard nexus]

no

they disappear when someone on your team dies

[remote lark]

i've kileld one wit hthe environment before

[obsidian prairie]

I miss daemonhosts being scary

[hard nexus]

same

[copper hawk]

Just dodge

Just sludge

[remote lark]

@remote lark

[copper hawk]

Just smudge

[obsidian prairie]

Now they just kill the poor bastard that triggered them

[copper hawk]

@remote lark

[rotund shoal]

lol i have never made that connection

[obsidian prairie]

You can barrel someone if you don't want the corruption

[hard nexus]

a lot of the time i just dodge them for long enough for someone else to die

[rotund shoal]

thats what I do, i just thought they had a timer. didnt realize it was just a timer to my teammates being stoppid

[obsidian prairie]

I never trigger them unless I have a dclaw, if I do accidentally otherwise I just accept my fate

I was the fucking dumbass who triggered the kills one person and leaves enemy

I deserve to die

[rotund shoal]

i almost never play low mobility melee weapons so i can usually dodge for ages

[copper hawk]

Medium meowbility

Meowdium meowbility

[hard nexus]

thunder hammer buffs need to come out NOW

[remote lark]

holy

fuck

[copper hawk]

Slug

[rotund shoal]

whys it kinda..

[hard nexus]

you can one shot them

[remote lark]

shit blessings

[hard nexus]

die

[hard nexus]

oh nice lmfao

is that on the overhead heavy?

[remote lark]

yeah

[hard nexus]

also do u know you can push into overhead

[remote lark]

ye someone mentioned

as long as i roll a good blessing it's not bricked

[copper hawk]

Srry meow

[remote lark]

but if i don't

:(

[hard nexus]

kk pawesome

[copper hawk]

Somr1 took ur thunder

[hard nexus]

i’m washed

[copper hawk]

(Hammer)

[remote lark]

p a w s o m e

[hard nexus]

wallahi i’m finished

[remote lark]

furry

[copper hawk]

AHAHAHAHAGA

[hard nexus]

bazinga

[copper hawk]

HOHOHOHOHOHO

HEHEHEHEH

HEHEI29S8QNLENS

Played right into my , ,paws., ,,

[naive stirrup]

i want a lacerate + uncanny knife
so i can make a shroudfield build
not used it in a while

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/finn-finland-cick-bald-gif-20662247

[hard nexus]

says the one with the furry wolf pfp

[median steeple]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1002301423935033494/1213208760068079718/mcarthurgato.gif

[rotund shoal]

do it with rush + blazing fury

[naive stirrup]

momentum

[obsidian prairie]

Throwing bricks at you

[naive stirrup]

im stealing dorns builds

slowly but surely

[red swift]

Piety and Martyr mid

IJ reigns supreme

[naive stirrup]

because they're better than mine

[red swift]

immune to nerfs

[remote lark]

why so little damage to plague ogryn though

is he just stronger

[naive stirrup]

backstab?

[rotund shoal]

hit head

[remote lark]

i did :(*

[red swift]

plague takes less than chaos spawn

[copper hawk]

Just dodge

[red swift]

less daamge*

[hard nexus]

beast of nurgle weakspot has a higher modifier than the plague ogryn

[remote lark]

oh i didn't know weakspots differed between enemies

[red swift]

the only real way to backstab + headshot a plague ogryn is to wait for it to slam attack down

even then it's difficult

[remote lark]

i just hit its head from behind

and that was how much damage i did

no blessings but still

difference is big

[hard nexus]

jump into overhead gets it pretty consistently for me

[red swift]

You did a headshot backstab with what?

[copper hawk]

I use high heels

2reach

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/hotgirldj-drake-drake-bbl-gif-23120951

drake

[remote lark]

charged h3 thunder hammer with shroud

[hard nexus]

ironhelm

[paper harness]

It’s going to get nerfed in December watch

[hard nexus]

with bad blessings

[remote lark]

this

[median steeple]

can't wait for the super bowl

it's gonna be hilarious

[north sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/clint-eastwood-gross-disgust-gif-13789077

[rocky nacelle]

kendrick 🐐

this hammer is unironically is gonna be nasty once itemization hits lmfao

somehow all the points going up to 380 goes to defences

wouldnt surprise me

[naive stirrup]

im replacing thunderous dw i was using it to test something

[spare talon]

@rocky nacelle

me on knife when IoD changes hit

[rocky nacelle]

🧀 🫕

I like PTU too much

fuck fat people

(and bosses)

also faithful frenzy feels nice always

[spare talon]

it does but i already have momentum

if i really needed it, i could drop the extra charge

[paper harness]

Was that 3/5 or 4/5

[spare talon]

but i like having somethingin reserve

3/5

[rocky nacelle]

3/5 iirc

[copper hawk]

What do these numbers mean

[remote lark]

[spare talon]

ass penance progress

[paper harness]

Auric storm survivor

[spare talon]

for frgo

[remote lark]

can someone drop a talent build for hammer

[spare talon]

frog

[remote lark]

that maybe doesn't use momentum

i really don't like that keystone

[copper hawk]

Ooh

[remote lark]

.-.

itj sut seems like shit idk

[paper harness]

Delusional

Leave this channel

[rotund shoal]

the keystone that gives u buffs for doing what u do anyway?

[rocky nacelle]

lmfao

demonpost

[obsidian prairie]

How long would 175% speed fury cooldown be

[copper hawk]

Can u throw at 4/5

[remote lark]

let me rephrase that

compared to piety

[spare talon]

constant attack speed, damage, dodge distance, speed, and regen buffs

[naive stirrup]

time to run a 3veg

[spare talon]

with no effort

[remote lark]

it seems like it does alot less

[paper harness]

Piety sucks

[rocky nacelle]

no because we already lost at 4/5 on accident

[naive stirrup]

eh

[paper harness]

Im not that mean

[rotund shoal]

ok now lets no go there

[remote lark]

like you see single digit % buffs on certain stats

[rocky nacelle]

(I still blame myself for that 4/5 domino effect lmfao)

[lusty oar]

barrel frog

[rotund shoal]

piety is fun you get a million crits

[spiral anvil]

how is this real

[copper hawk]

I am

[paper harness]

Piety sucks +15% dodge distance

[copper hawk]

Barrel frog

[spare talon]

i know

[paper harness]

15% dodge speed

15% damage

[grizzled aspen]

You're an awful person...

Unfriended, blocked...

[copper hawk]

Ur mean 2 me

U haye me

U DESPISE me

I wish WOE 2 u..

[grizzled aspen]

Ok.

[copper hawk]

Goonling..

[rocky nacelle]

its ok cica i dont hate you

[paper harness]

Marty also stinky

[copper hawk]

Miles Edgeworth is my fav twink

Para i know u hate me

[rocky nacelle]

i dont

[grizzled aspen]

IJ makes up for the issues hammer has, that being, poor defenses.

[copper hawk]

Oh nvm that's also rrue

True

[remote lark]

ij?

[rotund shoal]

wait where does the dodge speed come from

[grizzled aspen]

The keystone you don't like.

Momentum.

[hard nexus]

momentum

[lusty oar]

indian janitor

[paper harness]

Hidden buff

[grizzled aspen]

Its actual name is "inexorable judgment."

[hard nexus]

it’s an unlisted part of IJ

[rocky nacelle]

@copper hawk proof of hate

[naive stirrup]

alright

[rocky nacelle]

noob

[naive stirrup]

time to replace piety with IJ

[spare talon]

oh wrong reply

[naive stirrup]

and see what happens

[median steeple]

lol

[naive stirrup]

why am i testing this in a 3veg

[copper hawk]

lol

[naive stirrup]

what is wrong with me

[grizzled aspen]

Noob!

[rocky nacelle]

ok goblin maxxing now

[copper hawk]

Cole my other hater

[lusty oar]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-squarepants-to-do-list-long-list-gif-5580267

[naive stirrup]

not long enough

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/w-johnny-cage-johnny-mk1-mk-gif-2991823251195662833

[lusty oar]

relatable

[rocky nacelle]

goblin time

🧌

[paper harness]

meat stick gripper

[median steeple]

not short enough

[naive stirrup]

i have invocation of death
fury of the faithful
IJ with the bottom right node
and i still have enough for faithful frenzy, thy wrath be swift and both enduring faith and second wind

what the fuck is this spiderweb

[grizzled aspen]

Crash right as I get up, hope that didn't just brick my ASS progress...

[spare talon]

you didnt die

[hard nexus]

:3

[grizzled aspen]

This is fatshark, you never know...

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/murder-drones-murderdrones-murder-drones-n-n-murder-drones-murder-drones-meme-gif-2920171159169824398

[rotund shoal]

this is fatshark, u can just alt f4 if u go down..

[rotund shoal]

alt f4 is basically a crash so it shouldnt matter?

[broken walrus]

a rock launcher

[hard nexus]

LMFAO

evil.

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/why-weird-name-crazy-spitting-gif-20892539

I CURSE YOU

[copper hawk]

lmfao

[median steeple]

I CURSE YOUR BLOODLINE

[copper hawk]

i love beetlejuice

[remote lark]

hey uhh

does charge time matter for heavy attacks

or can i just let it swing

[hard nexus]

if you have thrust

but if not, no

[remote lark]

kk

[hard nexus]

thrust is a blessing

[remote lark]

thrust..

[hard nexus]

it’s mandatory on thunder hammers

[remote lark]

on a hammer

[hard nexus]

freak.

[remote lark]

XD

[hard nexus]

freak.

[hard nexus]

ohh

lmfao

nvm

https://tenor.com/view/40k-warhammer-warhammer-40k-warhammer-40k-darktide-bonk-gif-1640802954755837923

[copper hawk]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/889434607555051642.webp?size=240&quality=lossless

[remote lark]

thrust

[copper hawk]

[ornate bone]

y'know

where did yanna go

[copper hawk]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1280595238829690900/1282918871720001567/IMG_9431.png?ex=66e11ace&is=66dfc94e&hm=28f7802879677ed88005b461fca09ccc3b4bc34d26debb37bffa27e2f6c294a1&

this woman said one thing

and she's set for life now

[remote lark]

brick

QWQ

got trauma

i think impact is just like stagger..

bleh

[obsidian prairie]

Yep

[drowsy steppe]

left

[ornate bone]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-music-monkey-monkey-listening-to-the-music-monkey-chill-vibin-gif-24320967

[remote lark]

what makes the ironhelm beter than crucis again

[ornate bone]

woe.

[remote lark]

i thought someone said crucis does more damage

[ornate bone]

ironhelm doesn't get cut off by a single groaner

[remote lark]

lmfao

[rocky nacelle]

I refuse to make my character taller or shorter

on any of my characters

[remote lark]

if i roll high def one more time

[rotund shoal]

if the emperor wanted you to be taller he would have made you so

[remote lark]

im gonna scream

[rocky nacelle]

exactly

(also i dont feel like adjusting after 1k hours)

[spare talon]

@rocky nacelle @paper harness @grizzled aspen

[rocky nacelle]

I know it affects where you're swinging at

[rotund shoal]

y? low penetration? must be a common problem

[remote lark]

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/tf2-hop-on-engineer-gaming-gif-26442420

[remote lark]

how impotant is cc

[rocky nacelle]

we're actually just playing on the source engine

secretly

[remote lark]

it looks like it just gives a little atk speed

[rocky nacelle]

lmfao

[remote lark]

oh i see

bruh i hate this game sometimes

'aw dangit'

aw dangit

[rotund shoal]

also modifies cleave and impact. 30% is ew. dunno if it matters i dont play hammer zealot but ew anyway.

[north sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/apex-gif-25895606

[faint cape]

https://tenor.com/view/gamblecore-stickman-casino-gamble-gif-7118676210396292522

[remote lark]

i mean its a hammer

you're cleaving trash mobs

its gonna two shot them anyway

[rotund shoal]

yes but against mixed hordes your cleave matters

[remote lark]

eeeee

[north sedge]

cc doesnt need to be maxed but 30% is pretty rough

[remote lark]

how bad is thunderous

armor pierce surely can't be that terrible

for a 'for fun' build

but idk what brittleness is

someone said it wasn't rending

[paper harness]

Stop loading para

[obsidian prairie]

You are 0/4 there

[rocky nacelle]

WOE INFINITE LOADING SCREEN

[remote lark]

isn't maniacs wanted

[ember yew]

no

[spare talon]

this answers our question

[rocky nacelle]

FUCK MY CHUD LIFE

[obsidian prairie]

No

[rocky nacelle]

that wasnt meant to be caps

[paper harness]

Actually I’ll grab a smoke to prepare myself for this

[rocky nacelle]

fuck my stupid baka chud life

restarting

[obsidian prairie]

You need flak/cara/unyielding

[paper harness]

Smite….

[ember yew]

para-lyzed

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/alaynakitty-gif-24003963

[remote lark]

alright

well

[grizzled aspen]

Dorn is pulling out all the stops to make sure I get this fucking penance.

[remote lark]

ordo fuel

[grizzled aspen]

What a guy.

[rocky nacelle]

does that mean we get to fight the DH now

cause its 5/5

😃

[remote lark]

is it possible to make an impact build that can actually stun bosses or are unyielding enemies just not staggerable

[grizzled aspen]

Not staggerable outside of abilities/blitzes, iirc.

[obsidian prairie]

You need VoC or relic or something

[rotund shoal]

ogryn can stagger them no?

[naive stirrup]

i keep forgetting randoms on maelstroms are almost always...
mentally ill

[rotund shoal]

i remember there was a combo

[remote lark]

then whats the point of impact blessings

[grizzled aspen]

Unless you count forcing a burgle to spit someone out.

[remote lark]

and talents

[spare talon]

not anymore

[obsidian prairie]

Not much

[grizzled aspen]

Impact blessings let you drop ragers on their ass mid combo.

[rocky nacelle]

I used to know a combo

[obsidian prairie]

Except for Skullcrusher stacks

[grizzled aspen]

And that's only for the crusher.

[spare talon]

congrats
you know what the problem is

and why the dclaw was done so dirty

[remote lark]

😂

[spare talon]

5 fucking impact related blessings

[remote lark]

LMFAO

[ember yew]

[remote lark]

no way

[spare talon]

on a sword

[grizzled aspen]

Dclaw needs all the impact blessings removed and given things like precog, riposte, etc.

[obsidian prairie]

4 blessings worth anything on dclaw

[paper harness]

Consignment IE

[ember yew]

just so you can run Trauma + Skullcrusher like those chads in pubs

[north sedge]

Welcome to rolling hammer, it is pure misery

[obsidian prairie]

Out of 10

[paper harness]

Precog

[obsidian prairie]

It is pure pain to roll one

[remote lark]

i've rolled like 40 hammers and all of them are almost usable
like look at this its almost a great roll

[rocky nacelle]

if Dclaw gets precog

[paper harness]

I wonder how fast I could kill a dh with precog

[grizzled aspen]

Riposte shred would unironically go hard on it.

[rocky nacelle]

its over

[spare talon]

dodge one attack parry another

https://tenor.com/view/house-explosion-explode-boom-kaboom-gif-19506150

[naive stirrup]

i need copius amounts of plasteel

[rocky nacelle]

sex

dclaw precog now

[paper harness]

110k

[obsidian prairie]

Uncanny

[paper harness]

Sex with dclaw

[grizzled aspen]

Imagine an uncanny dclaw...

[naive stirrup]

a CRUMB please

[obsidian prairie]

Make dclaw fucking scary

[ember yew]

uncanny for everyone 2025

[paper harness]

Sex with @crab

[spare talon]

shred uncanny dclaw

[paper harness]

He’s not here

Did he get banned or leave

Hmm

[grizzled aspen]

Piety zealout's wet dream.

[rotund shoal]

i want shred uncanny columbus iag

[naive stirrup]

do not the crab

[spare talon]

uncanny on a gun lmao

[paper harness]

That’s called playing vet

[obsidian prairie]

I want you to explode

[spare talon]

did you see my idea for a dclaw parry blessing

[clear knot]

left cuz he gets constantly pinged and wanted to be able to focus on other stuff iirc

[grizzled aspen]

What was it?

[spare talon]

+50% power and +50% rending on a parry attack if it was triggered by an elite, specialist, or boss

[paper harness]

I’d also ping the guy who made the dclaw good

[obsidian prairie]

So oneshot crushers button

[grizzled aspen]

I don't think power is necessary there, but definitely rending.

Dclaw just needs unique parry blessings.

[ornate bone]

I think crit parries should one-shot crushers

[spare talon]

a really powerful blessing that is exclusive to a specific attack and a specific circumstance doesnt sound overpowered to me

[grizzled aspen]

Like shock mauls got unique mechanics as a melee weapon.

[spare talon]

currently dclaw parries to the head that crit with no additional buffs do like 400 damage

[grizzled aspen]

Also, Cole, what's my psyker's true level?

[spare talon]

which is fucked

[remote lark]

can shock mauls stun bosses?

[rocky nacelle]

wave of special burgle.ss..... 🛌

[spare talon]

like 70-80 something

83

now i can see it

[grizzled aspen]

Not as high as I thought, tbh.

[spare talon]

this is why i dont think 50% power and 50% rending is such an insane idea

specificall for a parry

[rocky nacelle]

unironically love this fucking lil goggles hat

on zealot

[rotund shoal]

my idea for a dclaw parry blessing was to give the dclaw to the ogryn and every time he parries a crusher he gets 5% bigger

no gameplay effects

also all crushers get 5% smaller

[obsidian prairie]

Getting annihilated by the ant sized crusher pack because they overheaded one of your toes (full damage)

[grizzled aspen]

Also, they get 5% faster each time.

[rotund shoal]

hammers stay the same size tho

[grizzled aspen]

The hammers stay at the height and size that they are supposed to be, so it's just a bunch of floating hammers.

[rotund shoal]

psyker midget ogryns packs in carapace hitting you with floating hammers

[steep flame]

holy shit

i recognise that tech priest

not the model but the voice i do

[remote lark]

https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/iEjI99URCyfwOVKGd/d1337NkAHWUD?invite=cr-MSxyeHMsMjE0MTU3ODUwLA

:(

someone shot the barrel

i didn't notice

[copper hawk]

"C hode cheese"

[copper hawk]

could've dodged :/

[grizzled aspen]

Well that was close.

[rocky nacelle]

they got me with the fucking classic

trapper through the wave of heretics

https://tenor.com/view/tweaking-wegeekinghard-blud-tiktok-animatronic-tweaking-gif-18331326635054461479

[paper harness]

yes

[grizzled aspen]

Got me the same way when I went down up there.

[rocky nacelle]

should have flamered

MB

[spare talon]

hey blessed chaso spawn!
oh hey 50 fucking trappers and ragers!

[grizzled aspen]

We ain't pointing fingers.

[spare talon]

from behind!

[rocky nacelle]

bro why did it have to be

burgled CS

[copper hawk]

dorn im gonna be

[rocky nacelle]

of all things

[copper hawk]

realy shmealy w u

that is like

[grizzled aspen]

The director is just full of shit and spawned like 20 blessed dreg ragers and a blessed cspawn.

[copper hawk]

14 yo coded name

minorcoded pc name

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/uncanny-plankton-gif-26146088

how that run went

in 5 seconds

[spare talon]

with the only way back up being the stairs that the ragers were from

[paper harness]

P sure I am older than you

[rocky nacelle]

worst spot ever

asked to leave darktide map rotation

[copper hawk]

does not help ur case

ur not invited to the cookout

[rocky nacelle]

cica you dont have cookouts

[grizzled aspen]

Or off the edge.

[copper hawk]

im rlly good at bbq

[rocky nacelle]

you're 🤢 wh*te.....

[copper hawk]

i'm mixed actually

[spare talon]

inf loading screen prolly

[rocky nacelle]

ok fair enough

[copper hawk]

so #checkurprivilege

[rocky nacelle]

how about check your socks

[paper harness]

You look wh*te

[rocky nacelle]

noob

[grizzled aspen]

What does being white have to do with cookouts?

[copper hawk]

i have tan skin w blue eyes

and auburn hair

i am a genetic mutt

[paper harness]

eggmaxx

[grizzled aspen]

Ain't no way.

[rocky nacelle]

and you drink soy

https://tenor.com/view/yeah-that-fits-yeah-that-fits-gif-22103625

[copper hawk]

mm

yummers

[grizzled aspen]

I'm whiter than a sheet of paper with brown hair and green eyes.

[rocky nacelle]

disappointing !

[rotund shoal]

im 6'4 white, purple hair and eyes and my right eye is red

[grizzled aspen]

I'll ask again @rocky nacelle what does being white have to do with cookouts?

[rocky nacelle]

you need friends with melanin frog

[paper harness]

rejoin

[rocky nacelle]

jesus

[copper hawk]

next to brown eyes

[rocky nacelle]

if the joke goes that over your head

lmfao

[copper hawk]

i think green eyes are rlly pretty

[grizzled aspen]

What the FUCK does that even mean???

[spare talon]

youre still at 4/5 right @grizzled aspen

[rocky nacelle]

I forget the type of people on discord

[grizzled aspen]

Yes.

[rocky nacelle]

u think brown eyes are 2nd to green?

or is it inverse

[grizzled aspen]

Honestly, I find brown eyes to be ugly.

[rotund shoal]

green > blue > brown >>> hazel

[rocky nacelle]

heres the real answer

[paper harness]

blue eyes master race

[rocky nacelle]

heterochromia

[grizzled aspen]

I've seen some people with brown eyes that are so dark their whole iris looks black.

And it's very unnerving.

[copper hawk]

green second to brown

[rocky nacelle]

wow a brown eyes enjoyer

[copper hawk]

i think brown eyes r pretty

[rocky nacelle]

rare