zealot-class

[grizzled aspen]

Then you remembered I was doing ASS and refrained from doing so. Good on you.

[rocky nacelle]

dorn showing 1% compassion

maybe there is hope after all

[paper harness]

I meant to aggro it on me

[rocky nacelle]

nvm

[grizzled aspen]

Genuinely, spidey sense wasn't picking her up and I couldn't hear shit until she got up.

[rocky nacelle]

he just wanted to kill it

[spare talon]

i did get this tho

[paper harness]

I would have 100% died

[rocky nacelle]

your health was pretty borked

[paper harness]

Tweaking graphic settings

Dark tide moment

[rocky nacelle]

meanwhile im shanking the other in the brain on that little square area

lmfao

[grizzled aspen]

Para, hurry up!

[stone fern]

4.1k hours later he still cares... maybe the emperor also still loves us after 41k years ....

[paper harness]

Everything else? 4k or 1440p max

[rocky nacelle]

dornhammer 41K

[paper harness]

3.5k

[grizzled aspen]

We've only got 43 minutes left for this mael!

[paper harness]

Just mmt

[stone fern]

dont ruin it

[rocky nacelle]

ok mb 1 sec

[grizzled aspen]

[paper harness]

Get a real one

[grizzled aspen]

I literally pinned it to the wall with chorus so it'd be easier.

I need to remind myself that burgles don't care about chorus.

[spare talon]

we'd be 3 manning it tho
and ideally a rando is still better than a bot

[spare talon]

yeah they dont much care for any kind of music actually

[visual stream]

Np np 💪

[rocky nacelle]

luna from TFD could change that

[paper harness]

I’ll be back in 2

[spare talon]

dude lunas songs are the most generic factory produced shit

you can see the plastic linings on them

like on mcdonalds toys

[grizzled aspen]

Unironically some bots have been better than the randoms I queue with in qp.

[spare talon]

bots have the amazing ability of having basic combat fundamentals

[visual stream]

Sometimes they're not sure if they care about kraks/VoC or not too

[grizzled aspen]

But they've also picked me up directly into a mauler/crusher overhead on last wound, so...

[rocky nacelle]

erm dont care her butt cheeks are out

[spare talon]

so they are great bait despite not doing much

also they have insane innate DR

like its crazy how little dmg things do to them

[visual stream]

Except when it comes time to rez

[grizzled aspen]

Anyway, I'm gonna have alt f4 ready in case I get close to death.

[stone fern]

is it just me or did BoNs get lower drop rates than the rest of the bosses?

[rocky nacelle]

good

[grizzled aspen]

Fuck this entire penance, I'm gonna cheese the mf.

[gloomy badge]

i really hope so

[stone fern]

believe harder in the emperor hell save u

[visual stream]

Crusher overhead is only like one and a half wounds of health out of their what, 4?

[rocky nacelle]

not even

[grizzled aspen]

Burgles still spawn like 4 times in a row, though.

[spare talon]

do we wanna MMT a specific mael or just run the current one

[stone fern]

#zealot-class message
i fully died here and the game didnt count it as a death

[rocky nacelle]

at full toughness a crusher overhead didnt even break a bots toughness

whats current one

[spare talon]

they are literally aggro splitters cuz of that, which is honestly a really useful thing

[grizzled aspen]

I chose psyker for this maelstrom but if we want to mmt something I'll go back to zealout and continue refusing to die.

[spare talon]

dog mutant burster waves

[rocky nacelle]

my only MMTs are 3VEG

[grizzled aspen]

I have assail and walls.

[rocky nacelle]

ive got 2 MMTs

should still be in

[grizzled aspen]

For what missions?

[rocky nacelle]

nope

my 3vaginas are gone

guess we do dog muties

[stone fern]

get brainburst assail doesnt do shit without DD

[spare talon]

but the goal is to still not have people die lmao

[grizzled aspen]

Rip.

[grizzled aspen]

I am using DD.

[rocky nacelle]

who said anything about dying

https://tenor.com/view/troll-troll-face-gif-25116980

[stone fern]

real carry on

[rocky nacelle]

we can run current maelstrom

im good

[grizzled aspen]

Assail for dogs, walls for mutants.

Toothpick for armor.

And I've got my recon in my pocket for bosses.

[rocky nacelle]

baby bells + cheez its

sex

[gloomy badge]

god fucking dammit

[stone fern]

real

[gloomy badge]

so close...

[stone fern]

crafting update will fix it

[gloomy badge]

yeah

just 17 days and i'll have my stat stick...

[rocky nacelle]

terrorism beat dorn

twice

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/jackass-dmasiv-gif-25702999

[rocky nacelle]

character ragdolls need to stay longer

[spare talon]

dorn solves terrorism, but at what cost

inf loading screen

[gloomy badge]

LMFAO

[spare talon]

we need a 50 fucking poxbursters holy shit magic card

[rocky nacelle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idoYCVLh2qI

[grizzled aspen]

Dorn stands next to a door and fucking dies.

[rocky nacelle]

Dorn Vs Terrorism.

sunny theme plays

[spare talon]

do not look at random peoples builds

on the mourningstar

[rocky nacelle]

let me guess

(eviscerator)

[spare talon]

SC HB shock maul

[hard nexus]

LMFAO

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-jump-scare-jump-dababy-fortnite-gif-18464143

i shouldnt have asked

[spare talon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/847815813300879360/1276072753488855171/smileybeef_-_1824476702992376093.gif

[rocky nacelle]

dude

[hard nexus]

bro

[rocky nacelle]

I barely noticed from your POV

[hard nexus]

buddy

pal

[rocky nacelle]

but I got fucking launched

[rocky nacelle]

erm can I help you

BUSTER

[hard nexus]

i’m not your buster, dude

[rocky nacelle]

im not your dude, pal

[hard nexus]

i’m not your pal, bro

[grizzled aspen]

I just got invited to a fireteam by a random level 1.

[rocky nacelle]

i'm not your pal, guy

[hard nexus]

i’m not your guy,

[spare talon]

theyre wanting to carry you

[hard nexus]

i can’t think of another one

[rocky nacelle]

im not your guy, friend

im not your friend, associate

im not your associate, buddy

im not y-

[hard nexus]

i had a level 200 that i hard carried so hard in a maelstrom invite me to a match once

[grizzled aspen]

[rocky nacelle]

ok sex

[hard nexus]

sex joke

[grizzled aspen]

Pain.

[rocky nacelle]

can you stop swag jacking me for 5 seconds

[hard nexus]

what does swag jacking even mean

[spare talon]

oh this is on vet

[hard nexus]

like

jacking your swag?

[spare talon]

ooooohh

[hard nexus]

ooooooooooohhhh

why so oooooooohful

[rocky nacelle]

yes

ur stealing my swag

ur jackin my swag

do u get it now

[hard nexus]

u gotta be quicker on the swag

[rocky nacelle]

i literally was

[hard nexus]

erm

i don’t believe you

[rocky nacelle]

erm

[hard nexus]

erm

the proof is right there

[rocky nacelle]

i see the color of our profile pictures.....

[hard nexus]

nuh uh!

ur making it up

[rocky nacelle]

me when i gaslight gatekeep girlboss

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/benefishial-beneficial-shrimple-grouper-clamplicated-gif-26440220

[rocky nacelle]

@grizzled aspen the emperor heard you were gonna cheese ASS

[hard nexus]

psycho jumpscare

[rocky nacelle]

and he also heard you talking shit about maelstroms

[grizzled aspen]

Ikr.

[rocky nacelle]

so he swiftly dealt punishment

[grizzled aspen]

I got instantly blendered through my block by like 4 scab ragers.

[rocky nacelle]

I tried to climb the railing to save you

and I died like a bot

🙃

[grizzled aspen]

I had no peril and I had kinetic deflection and just instantly died.

This game fucking sucks!

[rocky nacelle]

(you can avoid fire on railings)

yea not my best team mate rescue

to say the least

[grizzled aspen]

It isn't your fault.

[gloomy badge]

ledge boosting on rails to tapdance on flamers

i have a clip of me doing it hang on

[grizzled aspen]

The game literally spawned a pack of crushers in front of us and ragers behind us at the same time.

[rocky nacelle]

dude

my until death popped

(because a silent pogryn stomped the ground behind me)

and it knocked me down to your floor level lmfao

https://tenor.com/view/tweaking-wegeekinghard-blud-tiktok-animatronic-tweaking-gif-18331326635054461479

[rocky nacelle]

I love the utterly

[grizzled aspen]

Back to square one, I suppose.

[rocky nacelle]

deafening sound of 10 poxbursters when a door opens

on maelstroms that have waves of them

[grizzled aspen]

It's ascension riser now...

[hard nexus]

it’s because i’m not there

sry…

[grizzled aspen]

You ain't that guy, pal.

[spare talon]

it always was

we just chose a different one

last time

[grizzled aspen]

Ah, I see.

Can you still run that one?

[spare talon]

dorn had it i think

i assume he queued it

[grizzled aspen]

I'd prefer it significantly over ascension riser.

[hard nexus]

why do people hate ascension riser so much

[rocky nacelle]

I dont have MMTs saved rn

[hard nexus]

the only difficult part is the train section

[rocky nacelle]

that was probs dorn(?)

[spare talon]

we got it before i could finish putting the code in lmao

[hard nexus]

and even then, the train section is really easy if you have a zealot by where the gunners spawn

[sterile basalt]

Ascension riser is ok, logistratum is the worst

[spare talon]

riser is just boring and long

[rocky nacelle]

thats what she-

[paper harness]

Riser sucks cock

[sterile basalt]

Ascension riser end event is boring until elites spawn in

[gloomy badge]

clutch i pulled

[gloomy badge]

was gonna upload sooner but i sounded like i took a backshot at the end and i was embarrased

[hard nexus]

remind me

which that is

oh

nvm

ammo trains

i love that mission

it’s so hard at the end

i had a match earlier today that i clutched 4 times at the end

or would it be one long clutch?

i revived the team 4 times

they just died again and again

[remote lark]

omg hi zealot chat

[native geode]

Hardest part of zealot is picking a melee weapon

[sterile basalt]

That mission has like flat -100 plasteel compared to other missions

[ornate bone]

Today I learned Hoboken is not named like that because of all the homeless people

[misty nova]

Me deciding my ranged weapon

[ornate bone]

Me deciding

[hard nexus]

i don’t plasteel max like u

[sterile basalt]

[median steeple]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/755081781132263455/1115936441315373096/LORD.gif?ex=66e0bb0c&is=66df698c&hm=262b6413d4059c7715109587f2a50d5bbf5e3c518f32ff34122c29e40739c406&

PLEASE

grab plasteel

Im begging

[sterile basalt]

Nah he does he just doesn’t go out of his way to scour the map

[misty nova]

Finally
Clandestinum maelstrom

[median steeple]

I play with them constantly I know but she doesn't grab enough

[sterile basalt]

My playstyle is basically

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1185515538475134998/1269028888789520516/Desktop_2024.07.24_-_22.34.49.07.mov?ex=66e0abc0&is=66df5a40&hm=ef995048a1902e10c6b4b2a13efd14276097dc2152755c9cca3875f05172a917&

[median steeple]

(it's never enough}

no

[obsidian prairie]

Pretty easy way to check that

[hard nexus]

i do

i just don’t go super far out of my way for it

[median steeple]

That's why I MOG you in plasteel stats

[spare talon]

plasteel stats are the most important

[paper harness]

Real

[rocky nacelle]

the real MOG

is coherency efficiency

saves games

[paper harness]

My record is 60

[obsidian prairie]

Accidentally queing into the most fucked Hi int shock troop of recent memory

[rocky nacelle]

peak

also

glad this knife build works

I hate shroudfield

the uncanny/precog dream is real

[paper harness]

I only have 1 build with it

[rocky nacelle]

same

(its a TH)

xd

[paper harness]

Speed running

Shame no consignment yards

[hard nexus]

2 minutes of ads on amazon prime video

https://tenor.com/view/dead-space-kamikaze-explosion-gif-15875063139611313358

[paper harness]

Me, twice today

[nimble fiber]

real

[spare talon]

I was crutching on shroud for knife tbh
I need to do a momentum build like yours (tho I refuse lacerate) now that I'm competent using knife without a pause button from other classes

[rocky nacelle]

mine?

or dorns

I only run lacerate on mk6 actually

[paper harness]

Just remove lacerate and put on riposte or precog

[rocky nacelle]

heres what ive been running with people recently and in general

[spare talon]

I'll still run crit cdr
You can't stop me

[rocky nacelle]

crinfe

[hard nexus]

70% crit chance is still good enough for it

[paper harness]

You know the easiest way to get this done is to be a smyker and run melee only

[rocky nacelle]

heres my time to win everything build

very original I know

[hard nexus]

t3 blaze away

u noob

[rocky nacelle]

t4 not even real

wtf

[obsidian prairie]

Blaze away is t3 only

[rocky nacelle]

meow just hates me

[hard nexus]

i have t4 blaze away???

[paper harness]

You should run a 4 way smyker melee only

[spare talon]

It's gonna be much more viable with the ipdate

From it being a duration based buff

[rocky nacelle]

this sounds like psykhanium cosplay

[hard nexus]

everything will be

[paper harness]

Ever seen 12 crushers die to smite alone?

[rocky nacelle]

no but that sounds hilarious

[hard nexus]

i don’t want to

[hard nexus]

what is it gonna be now

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/unlimited-power-starwars-star-wars-emperor-gif-7513769

[rocky nacelle]

proof now

harlot

[grizzled aspen]

The railing vault into flamer decap was sick.

[rocky nacelle]

also you're distracting me im supposed to be eating tuna melts

https://tenor.com/view/leon-s-kennedy-leon-s-kennedy-women-resident-evil-leon-kennedy-resident-evil-leon-women-gif-25703124

[hard nexus]

no

[copper hawk]

Wimin

[rocky nacelle]

typical

🙄

[sterile basalt]

is this dead space 3

[hard nexus]

yeah

[gloomy badge]

hulu too

[hard nexus]

yeah

sad

[gloomy badge]

https://tenor.com/view/ted-kaczynski-ted-ted-k-gif-20150378

[visual stream]

Remember to sparkle on #zealot-class !

[gloomy badge]

don't forget to be yourself!

[zinc talon]

who else would I be

[spare talon]

https://tenor.com/view/jans-gif-27672781

[grizzled aspen]

Me. (not good)

[paper harness]

DIE

[hard nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/sunday-sunday-honkai-star-rail-sunday-hsr-honkai-star-rail-picmix-gif-8441431095007796408

[native geode]

hows this for a heavy chainsword?

[visual stream]

I like the idea that this is in direct retaliation to the Mr. House gifs

[grizzled aspen]

Low pen and bloodthirsty isn't super good, but the crafting update can fix that.

[gloomy badge]

DMing people insults for arguing in zealot chat...

he's a visionary...

[zinc talon]

bloodthirsty can guarantee crit spam without a crit build tho

[spare talon]

rampage is the best thing to have on there and either of those would be the other slot

[zinc talon]

if that's your angle

[hard nexus]

shred and bloodthirsty is redundant, but you can unarmored for carapace to super easily chain kill crushers

[zinc talon]

rev, light, rev, light, rev, light

cleave cleave cleave

kill

crit from then on forever

[visual stream]

I mean I never interacted with this person, I think it was a middle schooler doing entry-level trolling but it's still funny

[zinc talon]

aint my bag but I see the appeal I guess

[hard nexus]

https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/iE9WgDUtBK69iLof4

[spare talon]

its funny cuz of how sad it is that someone is actually like that

[hard nexus]

@native geode

bloodthirsty is great

[visual stream]

Bloodthirsty makes so many BPs on vet

[zinc talon]

https://tenor.com/view/bart-simpson-simpsons-gif-21258017

[spare talon]

its like a funny car crash

[gloomy badge]

trolling is a lost art if this is what people do now

[copper hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/good-morning-morning-bridget-guilty-gear-strive-gif-10761375918690041061

[visual stream]

Er wait no that's bloodletter

[hard nexus]

epic fail

[paper harness]

https://tenor.com/view/kyriostsahs-lonely-waiting-quarantine-life-gif-18073672

[zinc talon]

did that person not have a name

[spare talon]

kill this thing

[rocky nacelle]

if you guys are waiting on me

[hard nexus]

they’re called trans people

[rocky nacelle]

i can just leave

[visual stream]

Woah Cole

[rocky nacelle]

so I can eat

[zinc talon]

trolling is a art, you're right

[visual stream]

Got a little evil there

[spare talon]

specifically that one though

[visual stream]

Oh okay

[hard nexus]

why

[zinc talon]

yknow why they call it the xbox 360

[hard nexus]

bridget is awesome

[zinc talon]

https://tenor.com/view/deep-magic-lion-witch-narnia-dont-recite-gif-14879671

[spare talon]

bridget and bridget fans are annoying

[rocky nacelle]

you call them people?

https://tenor.com/view/troll-troll-face-gif-25116980

[zinc talon]

I call them them

[rocky nacelle]

I call them the drink

a beverage of sorts

[zinc talon]

gender neutral can't get you in trouble

plus the added benefit of never having to remember which gender they are

just, them.

[hard nexus]

die

i love bridget

[rocky nacelle]

cole is right

[spare talon]

die

[rocky nacelle]

but they wont listen to him

[spare talon]

i hate bridget

[visual stream]

I very often have to remind myself that monkey and ape are in fact derogatory terms that others use for a specific group of people instead of just dumb people

[hard nexus]

we should breed and ask our children what they think

[zinc talon]

well let me say it right now

[spare talon]

what

[lusty oar]

oo oo a a

[zinc talon]

I've been very good about it so far

[lusty oar]

i like banana

[visual stream]

Because it's so funny to call someone a monkey but it's not funny when they think you're being racist

[zinc talon]

and only used it in the most stringent of contexts

but when I call this chat a pack of shrieking baboons

I mean baboons

[paper harness]

i will make another coffee and smoke

I am cancer maxxing 2x

plasma time

[zinc talon]

besides, baboon hasn't really been coopted by racists yet

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/blissful-malevonence-gif-10192619856801101589

[spare talon]

baboobs

[zinc talon]

it's still got a bit of comedic oomph

[native geode]

what should I change for the flamer?

[rocky nacelle]

show stopper and specialists

[obsidian prairie]

Get a new one, rip blaze away for later

[spare talon]

no

[rocky nacelle]

show stopper -> inspiring barrage or quickflame
specialists -> unyielding

[obsidian prairie]

you need 76% burn

[spare talon]

crafting update will allow that to be fixed

[gloomy badge]

https://tenor.com/view/sam-hyde-stare-sam-hyde-gif-26166704

[paper harness]

Specialists for unyielding and quick flame

[obsidian prairie]

Oh right

[zinc talon]

don't change a thing, showstopper is comedy gold

[obsidian prairie]

Forgor

[visual stream]

Change nothing it's perfect

[zinc talon]

plus you have specialist damage

[visual stream]

Actually change flak to crit chance

[zinc talon]

do nothing

[spare talon]

showstopper is ass

[visual stream]

DONT MAKE THOSE CHANGES

[zinc talon]

showstopper is f u n n y

[hard nexus]

showstopper to inspiring barrage, specialists to maniac/unyielding

[rocky nacelle]

(Make show stopper work on Tknives)

🕴️

[paper harness]

Showstopper has one interaction

[visual stream]

Oh wait the flamer is "bricked" anyway because it's below 76% burn

[native geode]

Ill try that out if I have the inspiring barrage

[obsidian prairie]

Zealot chat try to give coherent advice (IMPOSSIBLE)

[visual stream]

According to people who know more about flamer than me

[paper harness]

And that’s massed elites

[rocky nacelle]

ur the one who forgot itemization is coming

noob

[obsidian prairie]

Yeah

[spare talon]

quickflame is an alternative if you dont have it

[obsidian prairie]

I play like it will never happen

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/lil-yachty-drake-oprahs-bank-account-meme-laptop-gif-20803826

[paper harness]

When I say massed I mean 40+

[hard nexus]

inspiring barrage is great, because it lets you keep firing even while getting attacked, the toughness gen lets you just keep eating damage with nothing to your health

[visual stream]

Try for a new flamer and strip blaze away if you don't get it on a 76+

[rocky nacelle]

whatever that means

lmfao

[obsidian prairie]

despite coming out in like 17 days

[native geode]

I do, a level IV

[lusty oar]

just coherency in general

[hard nexus]

oh, 75 burn, yeah you're gonna want a new flamer

[spare talon]

take that if you dont have IB

[rocky nacelle]

the 5 ragers when they meet the kid named inspiring barrage

🗿

[spare talon]

CRAFTING UPDATE

[hard nexus]

in almost 3 weeks

[rocky nacelle]

zealots dont read

[hard nexus]

thats so far away

[paper harness]

80 burn 80 range

[rocky nacelle]

and we have MC syndrome

[hard nexus]

17 days is too many

i want it and i want it now!

[paper harness]

https://tenor.com/view/of-course-i-know-him-they're-me-obi-wan-obi-wan-kenobi-star-wars-gif-15219886167814879581

[hard nexus]

solid

[rocky nacelle]

🕴️

[hard nexus]

i hate u

[hard nexus]

stop getting god rolls

[grizzled aspen]

@paper harness @spare talon @rocky nacelle I'm gonna go take a shower and get some food, I'll be back in like... 20 minutes? ish?

[hard nexus]

LMFAO

[rocky nacelle]

why do u hate me

[paper harness]

I had 3 players talk shit on me so I solo ran the entire mission for fun

[hard nexus]

what if i killed you

[rocky nacelle]

you wouldnt do that

[paper harness]

Was a magistrati 3veg

[rocky nacelle]

😄

[spare talon]

we're still taking a break so dw

[paper harness]

1.7 mil damage dealt

[rocky nacelle]

you're good

[spare talon]

for what reason

[paper harness]

[paper harness]

Knife zealot

[calm salmon]

earned

[spare talon]

ah, prejudice

i still have yet to have anyone show me any

[rocky nacelle]

same

(for now)

[spare talon]

i think its kinda weird at this point

[rocky nacelle]

waiting for the day I make someone leave just cause I have knife on

[spare talon]

tho i am playing other classes as of late so "knife zealot" hasnt been a thing i have played for a hot minute

[calm salmon]

Not really any different from seeing a dual-dagger shade in VT2

either you get the godliest of gods

[rocky nacelle]

i dont even know what that means

[calm salmon]

or a dude who dies to the first slave rat

[rocky nacelle]

now I know what that means

[calm salmon]

and there's zero in between

[paper harness]

In the past 3 months there have been 3 speed runners in pubs

[paper harness]

It’s just the Reddit stereotype

[hard nexus]

i had 2 ogryns leave the other day when they saw me playing stealth knife, one said "have fun with your stealth knife meme build"

[paper harness]

Speed running knife zealots

[calm salmon]

me ogryn

[paper harness]

Which are very rare on auric

[calm salmon]

me bash emnay eadz

no fink only bonk

so bring whatever, I really don't care

[hard nexus]

i think it is darktide time

[calm salmon]

I'm surprised there's still prejudice about weapons in this game though

[spare talon]

thats the weird thing, cuz you know that i fuck around in the bowels of normal board, where that kind of stereotype resides

[calm salmon]

everything is stupidly overpowered at this point

[spare talon]

but ive not been called out for it ever

[gloomy badge]

redditors like to complain about tryhard zealots

but tryhard zealots to them are just better players

[paper harness]

I have been kicked 50+ times for being fast

[gloomy badge]

many such cases!

[spare talon]

its the playstyles associated with them

[rocky nacelle]

shoutouts to that clip cole had

where someone was warning him for being ahead

(as knife zealot)

🧠

[gloomy badge]

stay in coherency tryhard...

[calm salmon]

juz meens moar emnays to bonk fer me boss

[spare talon]

people find the way the bad knife users play annoying, so they view all knife weilders that way

[paper harness]

The last person who said that got shot off the first part of Gloriana

[gloomy badge]

many such cases!

[lusty oar]

aka racism

[spare talon]

like if i slap plasma on my WS build and mainly use my melee, someones still gonna think im crutching on plasma

[calm salmon]

I do not like the new mission's starting area

[rocky nacelle]

I have 8000 plasteel I think its time 🎰

nvm

hadron crashed my game cuz mods

[gloomy badge]

pubbers are peak comedy

[calm salmon]

its not particularly hard, not more so than other close quarter areas of maps

BUT WHO THE FUCK PUT ALL THESE BARRELS HERE

[paper harness]

I spent 12k gambling

[hard nexus]

odd choice

[rocky nacelle]

ok im going to go eat

ill brb

[rocky nacelle]

(and im gambling that 2nd god roll flamer when I get back)

[calm salmon]

case in point

[hard nexus]

someone has an open mic on

[rocky nacelle]

peak

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/avatar-movie-fall-falling-meme-gif-24396824

[gloomy badge]

this is insane tech

post the gif and audio but not the video

[fleet zealot]

bye

[spare talon]

next level shitposting

[rocky nacelle]

faster than looking the video up

[spare talon]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-G-AuLXhTN4&ab_channel=uwu0w0

[gloomy badge]

LMFAO\

[paper harness]

That took 36 hours to pull off

[spare talon]

i need to find a really old video

[rocky nacelle]

i could have done it in 35 hours

but I dont play oggy

😏

[calm salmon]

oggy best

[spare talon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046914150363844779/1159416155509903360/Warhammer_40000_Darktide_2023.10.04_-_23.59.21.25_-_Trim2-1.mp4?ex=66e0b4b0&is=66df6330&hm=ff44f44a42eb3150bb3658e20ed86b64881a1d5a58d5afd8492545fe99dd4b09&
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046914150363844779/1159416156579442788/Warhammer_40000_Darktide_2023.10.04_-_23.59.21.25_-_Trim.mp4?ex=66e0b4b0&is=66df6330&hm=6fc2ad616833a2d7b7c3fb62a204aba1dfaba36c4161420beeecc6b5539328ea&

[calm salmon]

bonk heretiks

[spare talon]

watch the first one, then the second

[calm salmon]

become big man

[spare talon]

and keep an eye on chat

[rocky nacelle]

ADRIAAAAAAAN

[paper harness]

Finding a pub stupid enough to let me special pull a pox buster was hard, finding a smyker and doing it was harder

[rocky nacelle]

this game is so fucking peak sometimes

[gloomy badge]

deserved

[rocky nacelle]

also the fact its crystal clear micspam

is funnier

im used to xbox tinfoil mic, micspam

[gloomy badge]

darktide has that tf2 voip

[rocky nacelle]

(which is also funny)

[rocky nacelle]

its peak

[gloomy badge]

everything sounds like utter dogshit

[rocky nacelle]

true cica has a clip of me calling them a noob but it cuts off

and it sounds terrible

LOL

[hard nexus]

https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/iEavOtyhyzLsCAZH_/d1337DgvpUlB?invite=cr-MSxGUkssMjA0ODY2MDQ3LA

[spare talon]

HOLY

[gloomy badge]

do you guys know the youtuber oyff?

[spare talon]

thats so fucking unfortunate

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/stone-skipping-stone-skimming-throwing-a-stone-across-the-water-bouncing-stone-mizu-kiri-gif-26285936

[lusty oar]

we prefer tanner here

[spare talon]

explode

die

[rocky nacelle]

that guy has god tier FPS montages

[spare talon]

perish

[rocky nacelle]

all boomer games

or boomer shooters I should say

[gloomy badge]

a darktide video from him is on my christmas list

[rocky nacelle]

he is a stylish guy

no matter the game

which is cool

[gloomy badge]

yes

[rocky nacelle]

need more gamers like that

[gloomy badge]

fucking love his vids

[rocky nacelle]

but instead we get tanner

and tanner boys

many such cases

[spare talon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/211203478284926976/1281888137626517504/caption.gif

[rocky nacelle]

"I thought you had to pre stack uncanny"

the sentence that doomed a chatter in here to eternal damnation

[gloomy badge]

fighting the urge to link the video

[rocky nacelle]

good

[gloomy badge]

so fucking real...

[median steeple]

did you make this

[spare talon]

yes

[rocky nacelle]

i asked him to

[spare talon]

just like how i made this one

[rocky nacelle]

cause it was the perfect gif to describe tanner

(the soyjack)

[paper harness]

Damage can dump

[spare talon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046913589614747719/1266848376721506385/caption-16.gif

[median steeple]

amazing

[rocky nacelle]

we need a smiteker gif now

[gloomy badge]

warframe 1999 is so cool

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/tweaking-wegeekinghard-blud-tiktok-animatronic-tweaking-gif-18331326635054461479

[gloomy badge]

i know mfs are pissed off with warframe's balance

but warframe is just fun brainslop

[gloomy badge]

dopamine surge the videogame

[gloomy badge]

charge your phone

[paper harness]

No

[spare talon]

NOOO

[gloomy badge]

also dead game xd

[spare talon]

NOT THE REDDIT STREAK OF OVER 2 MONTHS

[rocky nacelle]

SM2 won...................................

[gloomy badge]

it's never been so over...

[rocky nacelle]

now wheres our resident town idiot

elliot

[gloomy badge]

https://tenor.com/view/chudbob-soypants-chudbob-soypants-gif-10718314348964023747

[paper harness]

It’s just downvoting every post

[rocky nacelle]

to say "i wonder why sm2 hasnt killed darktide yet"

[fleet zealot]

got bounced like a ball

[spare talon]

btw

[rocky nacelle]

demonpost

[spare talon]

this post

actual fucking god tier

[rocky nacelle]

LMFAO

[spare talon]

amazing

i love it

[rocky nacelle]

link

i need to read

please

[gloomy badge]

i need to read this shit man

[rocky nacelle]

this is gonna be good

[spare talon]

its a video that just explains how swift certainty really works

like not god tier as in funy

[paper harness]

It’s trash

The talent

[rocky nacelle]

I wanna see the comments

[spare talon]

as in like its genuinely a good post

[paper harness]

Not the post

[rocky nacelle]

noob...........

post something funny

[gloomy badge]

truth nuke...

[spare talon]

dude the people in the comments are fucking dumbfounded tho

[rocky nacelle]

thats what I wanted to read

[spare talon]

they thought the talent was OP

[gloomy badge]

this is proof that redditors just don't play the game

[rocky nacelle]

the comments have to be golden

[gloomy badge]

redditors should post gameplay hours or have opinion discarded

[rocky nacelle]

LMFAO

[obsidian prairie]

Swift Certainty is in-fact, the only sprint speed traversal node in the game

[rocky nacelle]

the comments are so good

[paper harness]

Had to check that wasn’t the tanner fan using fake demonpost

[rocky nacelle]

blows my mind he said "I used to follow and worship one youtuber"

come find out its tanner

tragedy

[spare talon]

https://new.reddit.com/r/DarkTide/comments/1fcpv93/celery_stim_kinetic_resonance_two_shield_walls/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3

this post made me learn that the BB ability use stacks twice

with 2 charge shields

[rotund shoal]

new.reddit.com lmao

[gloomy badge]

you can win any argument with this screenshot

[rocky nacelle]

all this time I thought that talent was S tier.....................

[spare talon]

yeah i have an extension to set it to the older but not oldest format

[gloomy badge]

wtf swift certainty isn't good

[median steeple]

put an X like this rxddit

[paper harness]

When I was arguing with someone in the vc

[spare talon]

since they redid it recently and i HATE IT

[median steeple]

and it will embed the video

[spare talon]

so i have it redirect to this formatting

[rotund shoal]

i think its been like 5 years

[paper harness]

I sent them a true solo with grey weapons no talent points

And they left

[rocky nacelle]

erm touch grass

🤓

[gloomy badge]

quintessentially mogged

you should have posted physique after too

[paper harness]

Void strike is cheating

[spare talon]

this is new.reddit

this is current reddit

[gloomy badge]

all kidding aside this was interesting to learn

i'll never use it because i don't play psyker

[rotund shoal]

true solo of what

[spare talon]

this is old.reddit

[gloomy badge]

true solo run of darktide

[spare talon]

i prefer this one

[paper harness]

Wild

[gloomy badge]

there's a mod that lets you load offline lobbies

and you can play by yourself

[rotund shoal]

yeah i know i meant what kind. maelstrom/auric. different maelstroms are harder or easier

[spare talon]

so i have an extension for it

[rocky nacelle]

play a good game

🙄

[paper harness]

I-II-V-E-G

[rotund shoal]

i could do the scab melee only on psyker

[gloomy badge]

ah true

[gloomy badge]

what's the ini edit to remove all dialogue

[rocky nacelle]

I dont

[rotund shoal]

yeah I-II-V-E-G is the one. thats the easiest on psyker cuz no ranged pressure

[rocky nacelle]

every replay ive done has been vanilla

(except recently where I did UCP)

that was fun but I didnt finish it

[gloomy badge]

do you watch oboeshoes?

[paper harness]

It’s not the easiest

[gloomy badge]

paradise

[rocky nacelle]

need to re install it

I dont know who that is

[paper harness]

That’s C-I-VI

[gloomy badge]

he makes borderlands content

funny guy

[rocky nacelle]

im ngl

my entirety of borderlands consuming content

[paper harness]

Just bring trauma, it’s brain dead easy

[rocky nacelle]

was literally only yoteslaya

[rocky nacelle]

thats why I know where every red text weapon is

[paper harness]

How

[fleet zealot]

go die in the military for we can get oil

[fleet zealot]

oh wait that's political

[gloomy badge]

redditors just talk man

they just say shit

they don't even know what they're talking about

[paper harness]

Go break things so I can make money

[rocky nacelle]

@gloomy badge the only youtube content ive consumed on borderlands 2 or borderlands ever was yoteslaya on his weapon videos

and raid videos

other than that I actually havent watched anyone else

[gloomy badge]

think i watched him before

oboeshoes does other stuff than borderlands, borderlands is just his BnB

[rocky nacelle]

maybe a bit of that one guy whos still doing videos

whats his name again

its in all caps

[fleet zealot]

so glad i took massive amounts of E so now they won't take me into the military

[rocky nacelle]

might have killer in it?

[rotund shoal]

hm why is that

[rocky nacelle]

gets drafted

https://tenor.com/view/cat-thousand-yard-stare-thousand-yard-stare-cat-ptsd-cat-soldier-cat-war-gif-9110270742088459827

[gloomy badge]

lemme see what game i have the most hours on

please dont be tf2

[rocky nacelle]

mine is tf2

no contest

lmfao

[paper harness]

16k Civ 5

[spare talon]

mine is destiny 2

[rocky nacelle]

ok cole's is worse than mine

and I thought mine was bad cause I had smite

https://tenor.com/view/whew-spongebob-thank-god-that-was-close-damn-gif-10882958

[fleet zealot]

they don't let 🏳️‍⚧️ into the military, tho i do know vets that trans'd after serving

[rotund shoal]

ooh I thought u meant MDMA not estrogen

[fleet zealot]

LMAO

[rocky nacelle]

LOL

[gloomy badge]

KLMFAO

[rocky nacelle]

the big E.....

sextasy

[gloomy badge]

it's so fucking over...

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/spider-man-we-one-gif-18212100

that looks familiar...

[median steeple]

cooked

[grizzled aspen]

My most played is Stellaris with 584 hours.

[north sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/why-not-both-por-que-no-los-dos-yey-gif-15089379

[median steeple]

mine is destiny sadly

[gloomy badge]

darktide not top 5

i'm a fraud

[median steeple]

(not) love that game

[rocky nacelle]

what a fucking split

[gloomy badge]

444 hours on ds2

[rocky nacelle]

best souls

[gloomy badge]

so... fucking... based...

[rocky nacelle]

(I have 100+ on SOTFS)

[gloomy badge]

i like ds3 because it's still semiactive for pvp

[rocky nacelle]

me invading noob ass babies in no mans wharf with nothing but a dagger

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-try-not-to-laugh-gif-7682731162751353849

[gloomy badge]

every time i touched elden ring i immediatley uninstalled to play souls

[rocky nacelle]

I was evil

I used CE to spawn in 99 cracked red eye orbs

after heides tower

since for some reason there is no red eye orb cause DS2 is weird

[hard nexus]

that clip i posted got 4 replies

im so popular

[rocky nacelle]

harlot

[median steeple]

me when wex dust

https://tenor.com/view/yummers-the-boys-homelander-gif-26204488

[gloomy badge]

NEW BIG!!!!

[rocky nacelle]

too bad ds2 got no mods

[hard nexus]

i found out that apparently you can hit a burgles pimple

[median steeple]

it does?

[rocky nacelle]

besides campaigns

[hard nexus]

from the front with a mk15

[median steeple]

Blue acolyte is the wex dust for Ds2 iirc

[hard nexus]

i have no idea the angles for it but i did it once

[rocky nacelle]

I know DS2 has like entire mod reworks to the game

but I dont remember just like normal mods for shit

[gloomy badge]

i have more hours on ck3 than i do risk of rain

ck3 is just too addicting...

[rocky nacelle]

I have more on elden ring than DS3

https://tenor.com/view/whew-spongebob-thank-god-that-was-close-damn-gif-10882958

[gloomy badge]

loading spain during the iberian conflict for the 100th time...

[spare talon]

god plasmagun is so broken

[rotund shoal]

I got 1.2k in eve and still a noob

[spare talon]

it lets me do thee insane melee pressure trial with ease

[rocky nacelle]

these games are so fire

[rotund shoal]

hades 2 came out

[gloomy badge]

hades is kino

[spare talon]

never finished the campaign of MPN

[rocky nacelle]

im

40%? through

I think

the campaign is actually really good

I used to only play the arena mode

[gloomy badge]

i've been meaning to buy project nexus

i always liked madness combat as a kid

[rocky nacelle]

also based there are other madness fans in existence

[slate haven]

What’s hades?

[gloomy badge]

parents never supervised my internet usage

[rocky nacelle]

I literally never find any other madness fans

anywhere

https://tenor.com/view/madness-combat-madness-newgrounds-hank-tricky-gif-21630595

[gloomy badge]

you just had to be on newgrounds in 04...

[rocky nacelle]

(zealot ^)

[rocky nacelle]

hey I got there in 06

i think

or 08

[grizzled aspen]

The best roguelike game ever made.

[rotund shoal]

i used to upload to newgrounds lol

[rocky nacelle]

idk when I was turned into internet kid

[rotund shoal]

i wonder if my old games r still up

[slate haven]

ROR:R

[misty nova]

Rogue lite

[rocky nacelle]

still so fucking kino till this day

krinkels is still making madness

[grizzled aspen]

ROR doesn't hold a candle to Hades.

[rocky nacelle]

@gloomy badge since you liked madness and were on newgrounds did you play the madness RPG on newgrounds?

it was so fucking good

[gloomy badge]

yes

[rocky nacelle]

lowkey mad its not on steam

lmfao

I fucking love madness retaliation

awesome RPG

[gloomy badge]

it really deserves a rerelease

[rocky nacelle]

1000%

[spare talon]

ror2 solos hades when it comes down to raw gameplay

[gloomy badge]

what's even more kino is people still make madness collabs in 2024

[rocky nacelle]

it was so awesome when I was younger, the bosses were hard as fuck but when you beat them you get their weapons

[spare talon]

hades is a better initial package
but you will ALWAYS keep coming back to ror2

[rocky nacelle]

getting tricky's stop sign, and jebus' halo and binary sword

https://tenor.com/view/ascending-heaven-keanu-reeves-constantine-ascending-to-heaven-gif-11437079898090715826

[gloomy badge]

do you remember epic battle fantasy paradise

on newgrounds

[rocky nacelle]

dude

[grizzled aspen]

Tricky was the clown, right?

[rotund shoal]

yes

[rocky nacelle]

dont even get me started lmfao

[paper harness]

where everyone

[spare talon]

tricky? you mean that one friday night funkin mod?\

[spare talon]

dc-ed from afk most likely

[gloomy badge]

fnf mentioned

[misty nova]

Kupo Games mentioned

[grizzled aspen]

Devouring cheeseburger then I'll be ready to game.

[rocky nacelle]

need to finish my EBF4 100%

then I can start EBF5

[gloomy badge]

https://tenor.com/view/fnf-tricky-friday-night-funkin-crazy-kid-wtf-gif-21961366

[misty nova]

[gloomy badge]

fnf

[rocky nacelle]

that song is unironically good

but fuck FNF

and fuck kids

[spare talon]

dont fuck kids

[grizzled aspen]

Ayo?

[rocky nacelle]

ok

fuck them kids

[gloomy badge]

@rocky nacelle my brother and I used to play the fuckin

[lusty oar]

💀

[misty nova]

Pause

[grizzled aspen]

Why those ones specifically?

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/fuckthemkids-gif-20798525

[lusty oar]

hold the phone

[gloomy badge]

epic battle fantasy battle royale game

the quickdraw one

[rocky nacelle]

hardest game hes made

[gloomy badge]

we were dogshit kids so i never got to the ending

[rocky nacelle]

(besides bullet heaven)

do you wanna know the ending?

I beat it once

[spare talon]

fnf itself is fine
some mods are fine
but 90% of it is fucking slop

[gloomy badge]

did you know the creator of epic battle fantasy dresses like his characters irl

it's so fucking funny

[rocky nacelle]

zombie goku shows up for revenge and then matt spirit bombs him and the planet blows up

also iirc

you have like

0.8 seconds

to react on the final boss

for battle royale

which is zombie goku

[gloomy badge]

reactable

[rocky nacelle]

yes of course

[grizzled aspen]

I cast the spell that kills Goku.

It kills Goku.

[gloomy badge]

unrelated but

[rocky nacelle]

you cant kill goku

[gloomy badge]

something cool i learned about shovel knight

[spare talon]

i could totally become scum..... right now......

[rocky nacelle]

look how strong he is

[gloomy badge]

is that the map bosses are people's OCs

[rocky nacelle]

oh really

[gloomy badge]

that have existed wayyyy before shovel knight has

[rocky nacelle]

thats cool

[grizzled aspen]

Why tf does zombie Goku have Zangetsu?

[rocky nacelle]

he needed it to fight matt

[gloomy badge]

the baz for an example is a matt and woolie thing

[rocky nacelle]

yo venuz you know the entirety of EBF is on steam

ye

even 1 and 2

[gloomy badge]

yeah

[grizzled aspen]

Alright, my slop has been consumed. Time to game.

[gloomy badge]

been meaning to buy

[visual stream]

What slop did you consume

[rocky nacelle]

based he dropped the EBF fantasy collection

with 1 and 2 and other games

(even battle royale)

[visual stream]

I would ask for some but I'm about to slop of my own

[rocky nacelle]

its time to get your run back

[grizzled aspen]

Burger king, 2 double cheeseburgers and 16 nuggets with zesty sauce.

[paper harness]

stop eating fattie

[rocky nacelle]

no i like my tuna melts

[grizzled aspen]

It was like 12 moners.

[visual stream]

ZESTY sauce

[grizzled aspen]

Listen man, that sauce is fuckin HEAT.

I don't know what they make it with but it's really, really good.

[gloomy badge]

i ate chick fil a today

[grizzled aspen]

Ingredient #1, soybean oil. I'm so cooked.

[gloomy badge]

and a red bull

and 3 liters of water

[grizzled aspen]

Oh it

It's just horseradish sauce.

[rotund shoal]

12?? i paid mcdonalds 25 for like 3 chili cheese burgers and 9 nuggets with sweet n sour sauce

[gloomy badge]

i'm nowhere near my macros today

[grizzled aspen]

Doordash deals go brrrr.

I bought premium for a year back in February, got a deal on a 2 for 1 for the cheeseburgers, and got my delivery fee cut by ordering over 10 bucks worth of shit.

I am the equivalent of a coupon warrior when it comes to doordashing stuff.

[rotund shoal]

i cant compete with this level of doordash sweating

[spare talon]

@rocky nacelle are you done STUFFING your FACE HOLE

[gloomy badge]

please say sike...

[copper hawk]

Eugh

R u darktiding

@grizzled aspen

[grizzled aspen]

Yeah. I've got Dorn, Cole, and Para all with me.

Trying to earn ASS.

[copper hawk]

...

,,

[grizzled aspen]

But Para needs to EAT FASTER.